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My good friend Polvo
[QUOTE=Polvo]From Marriott, go to Reducto, round the curve to the roundabout (or suicide oval) and up Av. Republic de Panama to #250. Look for the "classic-looking" three ball lights and the white garage door.
About 7 minutes in a cab. Everything is relative!! :-)
Suerte
Polvo[/QUOTE]
Has cleared it up, and now has officially become fodder for polish putz & companies ¨High Roller club¨! Not to get off on a tangent but ¨high roller¨ is casino terminology and frankly does not apply to us. In the future we prefer to be called ¨well heeled¨.
ACTUALLY if Nibu discovered that his lackey zips around town with a LG Prada phone surely we would all be condemned as ¨Globalist´s¨ While Globalist has a certain ring to it, I got more hot young secretaries when I was a ¨Master of the Universe¨ back in the mid 80´s at Solomon Bros. But I digress!
My response was actually that in a city the size of Lima ¨around the block¨ is a relative term much like a girl who claims to have been ¨around the block¨ a few times. Most of us have cars or drivers so we appreciate the security and obscurity of the entrance to Suites! I am also guilty of taking¨ artistic license¨ and calling some girls in Tequilas ¨good girls¨ in a non-sexual sense.
But back to the question at hand? After thinking about it, the fact that you speak and read Spanish, I would have to suggest that you read the reviews on the [url]www.perutops[/url]. com forum under the VIP girls section and pick out one of the girls with 5 stars there. Typically they are $100+ but you avoid the entrance and salida fees. Brendasvip is a name that comes up a lot.
Speaking of Tequilas, what night were you there as Sunday-Tuesday are the worst for selection. As 90% of all mongers into p4p frequent Tequilas above all others, I have a few comments to make but I will save it for another post.
LB
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Soy Mosca, Soy Sapo
Wednesday, day 6 through Thursday, day 13.
The question has arisen from the deafening silence: what are you doing Tung?
It has been another eight days in Lima. I have visited Troca/Botecito twice since. Last Thursday I attempted two sessions, one of which was yet another Ecuatoriana, both were unexciting, unable to get me stiff enough to pop. Gave it a couple days rest. Returned on Tuesday. Despite the continued presence of a handful of 6.5s and 7s, including a couple newbies, I was so uninspired to be there I left without attempting a session.
What is going on? I have identified a couple reasons. I have already commented on the Lima-Quito differences, the tame chongo setup here putting me to sleep. A second round of reasons is 6.5s and 7s are okay for those in-between moments of greatness but I can't live on 6.5s and 7s alone. I need inspiration. I need ideal. Where are the magnificent 8s, 9s, 10s?
So what have I been doing? Pursuing State-of-the-Art-Cutting-Edge-Technology, the latest in evolutionary Eighteens, of course. Little Lupe! In the effort to be inspired I have been frequenting the stripclubs up and down Av Colmena because it is here I find cute, sweet chicas. The kind of petite pretties that make my soul ache to its core, bring tears to my eyes, and make my cock throb and drip with lust all in a single simple look. Call it a phase I am going through but at this point I would rather be deliciously smooching and groping an 8teen of Colmena than sexing a 21 year old in Troca (or chongo-elsewhere in Lima).
My favorite club is Palmeras. There are currently three chicas scoring a 7.5 or higher (7.5, 8, 8.5), exactly what I need to get the blood flowing. Across the street is another club, name unknown, with another 7.5 cutie named Merycruz, pure 8teen, who from the get-go was begging "let's make a baby together, it will be so beautiful." Me: !!! Enticing me with sweet kisses. Priceless. All four of these chicas have that fabulous tiny ass that 'firms' my attention. Oddly enough I find spending 20 soles for a jar of ridiculously watered-down-wine of greater value to me than fucking elsewhere for 20 soles.
In these Colmena clubs the chicas are happy as piglets to be making a couple dollars, giddy as puppies, whereas I regularly see bored girls in Troca shut the door in guys faces. Wtf? Whaaat-evvvverrrr.
I think I am going through a "Vivian phase." I need a girlfriend for a month. A heartfelt snuggle-bang for the buck (it's never 'free'). Then once she yaps me to death, withholds sex, and provides enough jealousy and drama I will be ready for the chongos again.
A cute squarish goth chica I met in one club told me her fave place on Fri-Sat night is Hooligans on Arequipa. I will probably be heading here to scope out the scene, hoping to find more cutie-pies like her -- but taller, slender.
Uh, so yeah. For P4P mongering only -- for me -- Lima is on a similar plane as Asuncion and La Paz. Quito and Rio de Janeiro rule. Buenos Aires blows. This is my value-defined-quality-chica-sub-$20-penny-budget-status take. Millionaires, retirees and/or sex-starved members will obviously think and recommend differently.
Qu-Qu-Qu Que Rico!
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Tung
I'd like to know if you've done sessions in any of the colmena clubs ? Were you offered sex ? I was too cheap to pay the 50 soles.
I had a feeling you were going to feel this way about lima. I need to go to rio if you think it trumps lima with budget offerings.
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[QUOTE=Tungurahua]begging "let's make a baby together, it will be so beautiful."[/QUOTE]
Yikes! When I have heard this it has affected me like an Anti-Viagra.
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I am frequenting here is because it is cheap, the chicas are more to my liking, and it is a place filled with potential girlfriend experiences. You could say I am shopping for an ideal to court outside of the clubs and bars. Whether it comes to pass we shall see.
1577 pennies / 1667 pennies: depends on the dollar. ;-)[/QUOTE]
Exactly. I wanted to do that with one girl but I never saw her after that night.
I feel these places could be great pick up joints for the right guy. As tung said these places are edgy and are not for everyone but they are open at night and cost very little.
Tung when you said smooching did you mean french kissing or just little nibbles?
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Arrgghh!
Heysoos! Who the &ª%$* is quoting what here?! lol. I think we are getting tangled up, is it possible to tango on?!
[b]Cat:[/b] Av Colmena becomes Av Nicolas de Pierola, a handful of blocks south of Plaza de Armas in central Lima. Dollar hint: I eat my beavers smothered in maple syrup. And yes, I am extremely selective when it comes to chicas. It seems the more I monger the more selective I become; what used to inspire me with ease no longer does. But I've drowned myself in pussy for 22 months now, my tolerance levels are bound to increase.
[b]Artisttyp:[/b] little nibbles, some tongue for a delicious tease. Never gone for a second jar of wine yet. ;-)
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Cat
Artisttyp has explained the Colmena club setups already on his previous posts while here in Lima. I am following in his footsteps. I quote him:[QUOTE=Artisttyp]Oasis strip club - Avenida colmena 560. This one of the numerous strip bars you will find up and down colmena starting at around 7pm at night maybe going to 2am. One night I visited 4 of them and this is the one that stood out to me. It had the most people and a really cute assortment of girls. The cost to get in is 1 sol and a beer costs 5 soles. There is a stage with girls dancing to reaggaeton most are topless but I never saw any bush. The deal is there are private rooms in the back and for 50 soles you can touch feel each other up etc. I was told the 50 soles includes a bottle of some kind of drink and when the bottle runs out so does your time. I was also told sex is available depending on the girl you choose. Arrange anything before you go in the back. There is word that an upstairs exists and that sex in a more formal setting takes place however from reading and asking around Id have to experience it to verify that aspect. There is talk on the peru tops board that some girls bullshit you once you get back into the privados so choose carefully. Its a good place to get loaded for cheap and feel up a girl. This local and the rest on colmena have a very local crowd so go low key and know some spanish.[/QUOTE] The only question he had was trying to confirm IF it was possible to sex a chica in one of these clubs, and for what price, as he never got around to it. I have yet to address the issue. These places are not brothels -- they are stripclubs. Sex is not on the menu. But, unofficially, Artisttyp and I question if an under-the-table transaction can be negotiated. Clear as mud?
As for the issue of what dollar, you are right, it was never an issue ... until recently. [post]647358[/post]
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Lets simplify
Cat- I understand how all this can be confusing to you. Let me explain in short.
The clubs on colmena and surrounding plaza dos de mayo are cheapo alternatives to a real strip club.
If you dont see yourself riding combis with the locals or would never consider going to $6 brothels in la victoria etc. these places arent for you.
I could see the potential for problems arising if two mongers went and got too drunk/ careless/frisky etc. These places are for local people with only a few soles. IMHO if you look too gringo or like you have money you could get yourself in trouble.
Tung is the right kind of guy for this scene. (meaning he can blend)
* Also let me add that yes lima is filled with gfe possibilites but dont think these girls dont know the deal. It all depends on who you meet and how you feel about it. I think someone like tung waits until he finds a girl that gives him the right vibe. I made the mistake of getting involved with someone that wasnt right for me and now I cant shake her off...even worse she knows someone at the maria luisa so next time I book I dont know how I will avoid her.
It sounds like you already have a decent game plan for lima . The next time I go to lima I will do some internet dating for sure.
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Holy schnikes, Tungurahua is a wild man!
We stroll into a seedy strip club in Centro de Lima, I go to the washroom, I come out 2 minutes later and there is a 7 foot tall bouncer waiting to escort us out of the club.
What the hell, Tung?
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My compliments!
Tung,
I am no stranger to Lima and enjoy your reports here and in other forums. They are very well written and add interest along with the standard info. Personally I am more into the niceties of life but I have had the opportunity to visit some of the locales you mention. Even if one chooses not imbibe,I feel it is incumbent upon us to at least experience all Lima has to offer. I thank you and others on the Lima forum for opening new doors for us, regardless what is on the other side.
SG
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Las Palmeras
[QUOTE=Tungurahua][b]Artisttyp:[/b] No, no sex sessions. Happy with groping and smooching, it's never occured to me to ask. [/QUOTE]
I've been struggling with my Spanish on the Perutops board about Las Palmeras but with little sucess. Some posts report the usual B-Girl scams, some that "it is between you and the girl" and some imply intimacy in the privados. Perutops is generally very specific and I am disappointed.
Can anyone give a breakdown of costs (in NS) for an evening. Cover, drinks, drinks for girls, costs for first floor privado and second floor privado? How much should I budget for two or three hours at Las Palmeras or similar downtown club like Dancing Girls?
The tipo de cambio is now about 3-1 and will drop more as the Fed is likely to again lower interest rates for the finance houses next week. There won't be any trickle down in the US and the trickle on will be most severe for international travelers, foreign goods and airfare costs.
Hey, where are your staying, Tungo? And where did you stay in La Paz? I am planning a trip for Jan/Feb and have only found your Asuncion lodging identified so far. Recommendations? And especially in BS AS!
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[QUOTE=Juan Carter]I've been struggling with my Spanish on the Perutops board about Las Palmeras but with little sucess. Some posts report the usual B-Girl scams, some that "it is between you and the girl" and some imply intimacy in the privados. Perutops is generally very specific and I am disappointed.
Can anyone give a breakdown of costs (in NS) for an evening. Cover, drinks, drinks for girls, costs for first floor privado and second floor privado? How much should I budget for two or three hours at Las Palmeras or similar downtown club like Dancing Girls?
The tipo de cambio is now about 3-1 and will drop more as the Fed is likely to again lower interest rates for the finance houses next week. There won't be any trickle down in the US and the trickle on will be most severe for international travelers, foreign goods and airfare costs.
Hey, where are your staying, Tungo? And where did you stay in La Paz? I am planning a trip for Jan/Feb and have only found your Asuncion lodging identified so far. Recommendations? And especially in BS AS![/QUOTE]
Juan - The cost breakdown is :
1 sol to get in
5 sol for a large beer
20 sol for "her" drink (in the main room/bar)
50 sol for a bottle of watered down wine in the private room
You could probably visit all of them for around $20 US in one night if you dont buy chica drinks. You will probably visit a few then pick your favorite.
I liked oasis tung liked las palmeras.
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[QUOTE=Artisttyp]Juan - The cost breakdown is :
1 sol to get in
5 sol for a large beer
20 sol for "her" drink (in the main room/bar)
50 sol for a bottle of watered down wine in the private room
You could probably visit all of them for around $20 US in one night if you dont buy chica drinks. You will probably visit a few then pick your favorite.
I liked oasis tung liked las palmeras.[/QUOTE]
I went down there via combi and went in these places, pretty much all of them with fellow monger Vaugn. I however can't remember the names as one place blurred into the other. There were two bars that were much better than the rest.
As a curiosity it was fun..but that was it. What you mostly get is a dimly lit, dirty bar (a few with bad odors) with a mixed bag of women and gropy peruvian guys that wan't to buddy up to you. The 20 sol drink for her includes a rather energetic lap dance and I never made it upstairs. My travel mate did and he was down pretty quick sin 50 soles but with a phone number. Walking around the area at night is fairly safe due to the police presence but the locals look at you like a starving man looks at a ham sandwich. To each their own...getting to know artistatyp a bit (shout out buddy!) while he was there, I understand why he would like this type thing..but it sure isn't for everyone. I would rather go to a disco and pick up the local girls which to me is easier and better.
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10 days in Peru
Hello fellow mongers. I just spent 10 wonderfull, adventure filled days in Peru. Before I give a detailed report. I would like to thank some of the people that graciosly lead me through the long taxi rides, dark hallways and chica filled streets and clubs of Lima. Lima Busy, his charming wife Rosita, West Fla, Vaughn and XXX Goat. They all in their own way added to my enjoyment of Lima. Thanks!
I flew into Lima late at night and took advantage of the airport pickup offered by Rosita when renting her apartment. Manuel her driver is a young, connected Peruvian who speaks English and has an excellent knowledge of the scene. Rosita met me at the apartment which is well located only a few blocks from the sites of Miraflores. The apartment was spacious, clean and had all the things that a monger could want. Safe, cell phone, bottled water in the fridge, plenty of towels and a shower hot and strong enough to wash away in sins you my have commited. I definately felt that the chicas that visited it were it bit in awe of it. After showing me how everything worked she invited me to Cafe Z to met her husband Lima Busy. Lima Busy was a charming interesting guy who helped make my trip the great time that it was. We talked for about 20 minutes. He probed me to find out what sort of scene I was looking for. As the scene in Lima is varied. I told him that I had enjoyed LDV in Cartagena and said I would like to check out Tequilla Rocks. He escorted me their and introduced me to West Fla. Meeting him was like seeing a long lost friend after many years. Lima Busy hung around long enough to make sure that I was well taken care of. Then departed for the night and invited me for lunch to meet a few more of the guys at Cafe Z.
I am not sure what all the fuss on this board is about Tequilla Rocks. I loved it. I found it to be loaded with hot women, relatively cheap drinks, and not that many guys. In three nights their I took three smoking hot girls all for $60-$80 toda la noche. The girls were funny with great attitudes, and willing to do everything I wanted. I was quoted $100 and they all came down from their. If you like the club scene in the States. Tequilla is a winner. I also never payed a cover. West Fla and I in a casual way just walked in like we owned the place.
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10 days in Peru
The next day at lunch Lima Busy introduced me to several other mongers and expats living in Lima. I enjoyed the scene at Cafe Z. The coffe was good and the view of literally hundreds of beautifull women strolling by was inspiring. After lunch we rallied the troops and headed to Relax y Vida 1. I made three trips over my time in Lima to Relax and each time was just as awesome as the first. For roughly 130 soles you are treated like an Inca king for an hour and a half. There is no full service but the girls make love to you with every other part of their bodies. I will not go into details but suffice to say one of the tubs just barely holds 8 people. On my last day I took two girls and I could barely walk out of there when they were through. I took a side trip to Cusco and Machu Pichu for 4 days. I never checked the scene out in Cusco but did spend some quality time with a Canadian tourist. If you have some game the clubs are crawling with lonely backpacker chicks. Machu Pichu is killer and definately worth the journey.