Can someone give me aprox price for a bottle of wine at Artemis? Since I enjoy charing a bottle of wine with a girl during sex and pillowtalks.
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Can someone give me aprox price for a bottle of wine at Artemis? Since I enjoy charing a bottle of wine with a girl during sex and pillowtalks.
[QUOTE=The Bishop; 1506392]I realised after this that The Bishop had shot his last bolt and I wanted to leave on a high (I was fairly sure I could not better the hour I spent with Loreen) , so I left.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the report The Bishop, may I ask if you recall what size breasts Loreen had?
[QUOTE=Tomux 22;1507949]Can someone give me aprox price for a bottle of wine at Artemis? Since I enjoy charing a bottle of wine with a girl during sex and pillowtalks.[/QUOTE]There's no wine available in Artemis.
[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1508730]There's no wine available in Artemis.[/QUOTE]I think I saw a price of 150 Euros to 250 Euros for champagne. In and around that price range. Beer is only 10 Euros.
FiddyCent
I was at Artemis this past Friday and Saturday.
FRIDAY
I arrived on Friday at around 6pm and stayed until 2am. It was slow around 6pm, but really picked up at 9pm. At around midnight, the place was jammed and it felt like a party atmosphere. I really liked Artemis for its selection of girls, but you will have to be firm with the girls who keep on asking for a session multiple times. One blond Russian kept on asking me for a session. I kept saying no. Finally she lost it on me and said "then why are you here if you don't want to fuck?" I responded with a loud laugh and said "I'm here because I want to fuck many girls, but not you!" then walked away.
First up was Nella (23/24 year old from Hamburg, Germany). I read her reviews here, but couldn't remember the name. I was drawn to her petite body and cute looks. I should have taken notes to avoid her as she was the worst session. On the brightside, after her, all other sessions were great! Immediately, she tried to upsell in the room for CIM. I declined. No kissing was available, not even small pecks. She then pulled out the condom for a BJ. I asked for BBBJ, but she said that she always uses a condom for a BJ to be safe. I then asked her how could she be safe if she offered CIM? LOL, I caught her with her lame excuse. She tried to explain, but I told her, nevermind, put on the condom and blow me. It was a pretty good BJ with a condom actually. We then moved on to sex. Every few minutes, she would say "give me your juice, give me your juice". That was her way of saying "did you cum yet?". As I knew her game now, I put all of the sharkiness out of my mind and just concentrated on my own pleasure by pumping away. I lasted quite a while to my pleasure but I'm sure to her displeasure. Finally I guess she lost patience and asked when I was going to cum and that I can't fuck her for the entire 1/2 hour. I just ignored her and continued pounding in doggie until I finished. Once finished, I wanted to get out of the room as although I enjoyed her body, I did not enjoy her attitude. When leaving, I told her that she had too many restrictions and that it was not a normal session that I expected. She know what I was talking about and was silent. I gave her the 50 euros and walked away. She avoided eye contact with me throughout the Friday and Saturday as she knew that I was no rookie. LOL.
Avril or Avrel (20 year old from Romania). Thin girl with nice gravity defying breasts. Pale skin with black hair pulled back in a ponytail. My first thought about her was that she looked like Lara Croft played by Angelina Jolie, but then also saw the resemblance to Mila Kunis that other members here have referred to. I didn't get dfk from Avril, just light kissing on the verge of dfk but never got to that level. BBBJ was excellent. Multiple positions and she gets very vocal when you reach the right spot. She wanted to stay another 1/2 hour, but I declined as the initial 1/2 session was enough for me. In my mind, I thought that I would likely repeat with Avril later in the day or the next day. The repeat never happened as there were plenty of other girls to try.
Now, comes the highlight on my trip. Heck, the highlight of my pooning adventures. I'm sitting at the bar downstairs to avoid being bothered by the girls. Then, two girls show up across the bar in their bath towels. I looked more carefully and it was like I was seeing double. I was seeing double! Twins! Another patron got up and introduced himself to them right away. However, after about 10 minutes, they said their good-byes and the twins headed back upstairs. Well, I followed them, but lost them in the roundabout staircase on the main floor. I eventually saw them in bar area and approached one of them. They are 19 year old twins from Berlin. Students, working for extra money. They are not identical twins, but close enough. They had long dark hair and could pass for Natalie Portman's sisters. After small talk, I asked one of them (Valentina) to go upstairs. To my surprise, she said "I can't". The disappointment was setting in until she finished her sentence "I can't. Without my sister Fernandina. Ummmm. Duh. Of course with your sister, that's what I want! LOL.
We head upstairs and I told them off the bat that I wanted an hour with them. They seemed delighted and set the tone for the rest of the non-rushed session. DFK between all of us, the sisters giving each other DATY, multiple positions between the sisters. It was a hot and sweaty session. This was my first ever duo and did I ever have fun. The services were just standard as I described here, but the fact that I had a duo with twin sisters was top notch. After I finished with the sisters, I was on such a high that I knew another session that night would not do any justice, so I just had a meal, spent time recovering in the sauna and went back to the hotel.
I'll report on my Saturday experience at Artemis in another post.
[QUOTE=Kirk Lazarus;1509471]Now, comes the highlight on my trip. Heck, the highlight of my pooning adventures. I'm sitting at the bar downstairs to avoid being bothered by the girls. Then, two girls show up across the bar in their bath towels. I looked more carefully and it was like I was seeing double. I was seeing double! Twins! Another patron got up and introduced himself to them right away. However, after about 10 minutes, they said their good-byes and the twins headed back upstairs. Well, I followed them, but lost them in the roundabout staircase on the main floor. I eventually saw them in bar area and approached one of them. They are 19 year old twins from Berlin. Students, working for extra money. They are not identical twins, but close enough. They had long dark hair and could pass for Natalie Portman's sisters. After small talk, I asked one of them (Valentina) to go upstairs. To my surprise, she said "I can't". The disappointment was setting in until she finished her sentence "I can't. Without my sister Fernandina. Ummmm. Duh. Of course with your sister, that's what I want! LOL.[/QUOTE]I've bumped into identical twins in a club before, but it was in Panama. Took one of them, and her service was sub par. Was glad I didn't take them up on doing a triple play back at my hotel since I'm convinced it would have been doubly bad. After all, they both had identical brains LOL!
Thanks for the report. Very interesting duo you ran into.
If a girl will do CBJ, I walk out, and if she has problems she can tell the front desk. This is what I did at GT, and the front desk lady was so kind and she seemed concerned the girl made a bad impression of the club. I told her everything was ok.
[QUOTE=PussyLiccker; 1509495]Thanks for the report. Very interesting duo you ran into.
If a girl will do CBJ, I walk out, and if she has problems she can tell the front desk. This is what I did at GT, and the front desk lady was so kind and she seemed concerned the girl made a bad impression of the club. I told her everything was ok.[/QUOTE]In Artemis, I had girls who ask me if I want BJ with condom or without, but I never had girl who enforce me only CBJ. I only do BJ without and they just gave me choices which one I want.
I even asked girl does any client ask for CBJ? And she says there are some clients because they are concern about STD, which is not to worry too much about in Artemis within normal covered intercourse session as girls at Artemis do get checked regularly and there is a house MD in the building almost everyday.
However, kissing has been long been unstable thing in Artemis or any fkk. Some girls allow it, some just don't, some will eventually let you kiss after you go with her for many times and kind of get to know each other. I mean I think this no kissing trend of professional girls began with this movie "pretty woman" starring richard gere. This is one of the main reason this trend of no kissing began. Damn you that movie! LOL But isn't kissing supposed to be standard play of the house? Anyway, for something we have to give it to girls comfort as they are human and not products. Plus sometimes difference in service between girls can be good thing for us to decide, it cannot be all the same.
Either way, I was almost always happy, but CBJ girls I never came across, if I do I will be p`the off too. So far I never complain to reception desk, but I often chat with them and they are real nice people.
[QUOTE=Kirk Lazarus;1509471]We head upstairs and I told them off the bat that I wanted an hour with them. They seemed delighted and set the tone for the rest of the non-rushed session. DFK between all of us, the sisters giving each other DATY, multiple positions between the sisters. It was a hot and sweaty session. This was my first ever duo and did I ever have fun. The services were just standard as I described here, but the fact that I had a duo with twin sisters was top notch.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report KL.
If I may ask, standard 240euro rate or did they charge some extra for the DATY part among them?
Kimino
[QUOTE=Kimino; 1509608]Thanks for the report KL.
If I may ask, standard 240euro rate or did they charge some extra for the DATY part among them?
Kimino[/QUOTE]It was 120 euro x 2. There wasn't much negotiation. As we had to wait for a room for 15 mins, it helped break the ice and started right away once a room was available. All I told them was I wanted an hour and confirmed the 240 euro rate which they agreed.
[QUOTE=Kirk Lazarus;1509697]It was 120 euro x 2. There wasn't much negotiation. As we had to wait for a room for 15 mins, it helped break the ice and started right away once a room was available. All I told them was I wanted an hour and confirmed the 240 euro rate which they agreed.[/QUOTE]Cool. Thanks for the info. I was asking because the "lesbo show" bs is allways in the air.
In this case a real bargain, or should I say berghain, being in Berlin. LOL.
Adding it to the January "to do list".
Kimino
So after boarding the 10am train from frankfurt to berlin, I found myself checking into the enjoy hotel berlin city messe, a no frills single room located 2. 8km from artemis according to googlemaps and it did me very nicely. I arrived at artemis around 5pm and following the usual wellness as the evening set in it felt unusually busy. Surely this could not be due to the horses at the messe? LOL. I need a young filly I thought to myself and I started with german charlie. Lovely blonde blue eyes with a youngish look. My viking girls have arrived I thought. This was worth the train journey. She told me her family knew what she did, she was from berlin, had worked appts before and her dad had cried when she told what she did a bit odd I thought. But anyway I'm not here to act the saint I'm here to do viking girls. Once in the room I played a bit the curious act and wondered what she use to do in the appts and soon after some initial hesitation she produced a long list some of which may be available here. You name it she said it. I am now convinced the girls are bored of vanilla sex and any little thing to spicen up the time is much appreciated by them too, after all they are only human too. Anyway fisting was mentioned so I said my whole hand? No 3 fingers for 30 euros unlimitied useage! Like a internet or mobile phone contract! LOL so I agreed. As I was deep in her it brought back memories of vika at oase who did it for free. Whilst knuckle deep in charlie I played a little game by trying to make small talk and she had to gasp just to get a word out that sounded normal. It was very erotic and both funny at the same time. Anyway plenty of BBBJ, ball sucking. 69, dfk at times to end with a good old doggy style fucking. Lovely. I felt new again. Incidentally I did look for you kimino,scanning for the type of flip flops you mentioned with no luck-next time. After wellness and relaxing I had heard about the so called twins but didn't expect fernanda and valentina to be so stunningly attractive and charming to talk to. I had exactly 240 euros plus change for the taxi in my wallet. With back up cash in the hotel the atms being now dried out. LOL. Anyway they were solidly booked so I arranged to meet them in an hour and told them I wanted them both for 1 hour. It was meant to be. I noticed fernanda was the dominant twin, with valentina taking orders from her sister and being slightly more attractive to me. Once in the room they offered a lesbian sister show which I would have loved to try out of a perverted type of curiosity as it is very unusual for such things. Anyway plenty BBBJ, DATY, no kissing, lots of oil pussy massaging, simultaneously rubbing both clits gently, and the most amazing display by fernanda of posing in doggy position spreading her arse cheeks open and making her pussy fart continously with me encouraging it. At this point the most bizarre thing happened. A very specific reggae mix one to which I listen to a lot and is not listened to by any means by any large audience back home, let alone me ever hearing it in germany-came on the room speakers with the dj saying 'restricted zone'. This in collaboration with fernanda's pussy farting show was quite spiritual. True creme de la creme and without doubt the twins were the fantastic highlight of my trip, without doubt. I finished by doggy style sex managing only sex with valentina, my preferred of the two. Really wow I experienced sensations there that were truly new to me, and never knew in reality before. I hope they are there in the summer when I return. No wonder they were fully booked. They were racking in the euros and loving it I bet. A slight ego thing fernanda said my foreplay abilities and ability to hold out were the tops! I returned to artemis on Sunday late afternoon after a busy friday. as my flight was at 0745am monday i decided to stay up. very simply czech lena was the choice even remembering her from my time at the globe in 2010. i found the sunday evening atmosphere at artemis very pleasant as contrasted to the horse messe crowd on friday!!lol.also interesting to note not all males in germany necessarliy know about the fkk club scene so although it is well known and advertised in a way it still to some degree at least a niche scene. you can imagine the over excited monger arriving at the airport in germany imagining all the other guys are on that level if that makes sense. slightly humourous i think. anyway me and lena turned into an oil refinery in the room with so much oil splashing. she was the only girl i didn't have sex with as the condomn slipped too much. nonetheless she made up for it with an expert vacuum pump bj!!! so the 1 week trip total 10 girls-1 threesome-1 erotic massage-9 quality hours in room, amazingly not a single dud session. reports as promised SV. mega summer tour coming up.(as explained in oase thread to please address me by starletvoyager and not previous username for obvious reasons) finally many thanks to all the members here who have patiently answered my questions here over the weeks and who have made this trip possible and made it one of my best to date).
Thanks for your review, SV. Glad you had a great time.
How many girls were there on Friday? Sunday? Girl to guy ratio?
[QUOTE=Kirk Lazarus;1509471]First up was Nella (23/24 year old from Hamburg, Germany). . I put all of the sharkiness out of my mind and just concentrated on my own pleasure by pumping away. I lasted quite a while to my pleasure but I'm sure to her displeasure.[/QUOTE]Great great body, but terrible sex. MUST be avoided.
[QUOTE=StarletVoyager;1509829]Anyway the most amazing display by fernanda of posing in doggy position spreading her arse cheeks open and making her pussy fart continously with me encouraging it. At this point the most bizarre thing happened. A very specific reggae mix one to which I listen to a lot and is not listened to by any means by any large audience back home, let alone me ever hearing it in germany-came on the room speakers with the dj saying 'restricted zone'. This in collaboration with fernanda's pussy farting show was quite spiritual. .have made this trip possible and made it one of my best to date).[/QUOTE]SV- not a bad report, despite the fact that I almost ran out of oxygen reading its Joycian text. You may be surprised to know that there is an invention called "the paragraph" designed specifically to remedy the problem. Like this.
Now (assuming any of this is true of course.). Pussy farts to music- one man's spirituality is another man's wet the hosen comedy. I think next time you do this, you need to bring along a small jazz combo to fill out the percussion section. Anyway whatever rocks your boat and glad you had a good time. And at least we know what it takes for you to relax your viking girl obsession. And Lena-ah yes, one of, or maybe even the most strikingly beautiful of them all. Even though we get on well, she is somehow not comfortable in her skin and too many constraints.
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RB (which as Bearsk helpfully pointed out in his epic recent DA Sharks report also stands for Regional Bahn) pulled into the Liebe Bahnhoff last night on what he expected would be a pleasant, last chance, pre-holiday I still need cash for shopping Thursday. Surprisingly quiet, almost dead. Many regular girls gone and those remaining were in a mood most foul as the cash registers were empty. I had a long long talk with the lithe Avril (brunette, RU or RO) who has been on the radar for a while. She said even the Xmas party was quiet, and she was upset out how dead it was, how little she made (I heard this from a several of RBs favs as well). And after lots of flirting and touching, Avril said so what about us? I decided time to pull the trigger. I need to void the bladder and said I would be back in 2 min.
When I returned, she was chatting with a very elderly man, and they then went to the bar to continue. Obviously a regular of hers-so I waited a bit but then walked over and told her, "it is ok-I will cancel our date". Not even a word, like "really sorry, we can meet up later but this is one of my stamgasts so...? Is there no honour, no sense of decency amongst..? Just, for a few Euros more? Rodney Dangerfield whispered in my ear, "I can't get no respect I tell ya, no respect".
So however cute she is, and however great she might be, off the list. I actually left un-gepopped,after being in the mood for something new and different and it was not to be. When I left about 1130, all still very quiet, like less than 50% of normal. One of my local buddies said he saw the Christmas-New Year's scheduling list and "there will be a lot of girls". Who knows. But last night very few Ho Ho Ho's. Back to the bordells, where the deal is real.
Wishing all a Merry and a Happy.