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Ramster asked how to get to Happy Garden from Amsterdam Central Station. I dn't know if you have a car or want to travel by train. Train is probably the best way to get to Germany from Amsterdam, but I don't know where you are staying or anything, so advice is tough. I am posting the directions from my FAQ about PHG.
[b]1. How to Get There / Directions[/b]
PHG is located in a small industrial park in the middle of nowhere between Krefeld, Kempen, Grafrath-Oedt, St. Tönis / Vorst and Viersen-Süchteln. Might be best to have a Taxi-Driver show you the way. Everyone that I have met has gotten very lost looking for this place the first time. I ended up going home because I could not find it. The directions below are good, but expect to drive past it at least once. The best map is available [url=http://www.kaleus-clubindex.de/kaleu/deutsch/detail.php?area=Viersen&file_name=happy-garden]Kaleu’s Clubindex[/url]. At the driveway to the Industrial area there is a large sign with a number of the firms listed, at night you can notice the PHG by ist lights
Adress: Planet Happy Garden, Butzenstr. 41, 47918 Tönisvorst, Tel. 02152 / 519103
(1) From [b]Koblenz / Mönchengladbach[/b]: Take the A61 towards Venlo until Exit 6 Süchteln. At the end of the exit turn right towards Viersen-Süchteln, continue down the hill (Warning: Radar trap at the town sign!) to the 2nd set of lights, where you take a right and follow the street to the end of town towards Vorst / Krefeld. At the next set of lights turn left towards Oedt, after a couple of Kilometers, turn right at the church in the direction of Krefeld / Kempen / St. Tönis, at the 1st intersection (no set of lights) turn right towards Krefeld / St. Tönis and after 30 meters turn right again. Then bear right until there is a sign for Guest Parking at PHG.
(2) From [b]Köln[/b]: Take the A57 towards Krefeld, at the Autobahn Crossing Kaarst on the A52 (Towards Roermond, Mönchengladbach) until Autobahn Crossing Neersen (Exit 10) continue on the A44 (Towards Krefeld), Exit 23 Willich-Münchheide turn left onto L361 / Anrather Strasse (Towards Tönisvorst); after Tönisvorst turn left towards Oedt (via Reckenhöfe), 30 m before the next intersection (Left towards Oedt, Right towards Kempen) on your left is the Industrial Park where the PHG is.
(3) From [b]Düsseldorf[/b] (alternative to the Köln way(2)): Take the A52 to the Neersen Crossing (Exit 10), take the exit towards Krefeld (A44) but [b]do not[/b] go onto the A44, rather take the exit towards Neersen. At the end of the exit turn left towards Neerse [b]after[/b] the 2nd set of lights turn right towards Grefrath / üchteln /Anrath, after appr. 12 km in Oedt turn right at the church towards Krefeld / Kempen / St. Tönis, the rest is under (1)
(4) From [b]Ruhrgebeit[/b]: Follow the A40 (towards Venlo, Neukirchen –Vluyn) until Exit 5 (Kempen), take a left towards Kempen. At the 1st set of lights (before the McDonald’s) turn left onto the Kempener Außenring, at the 6th set of lights turn left towards Oedt. After ca. 2 km turn left towards Krefeld / St. Tönis, the rest as in (1)
(5) From [Eindhoven / Venlo[/b] via the A40 / E34 from [b]Geldern / Straelen[/b] (L39): Exit 3 (Wankum / Grefrath) take a right towards Viersen / Grefrath (This is where the way from Geldern / Straelen / Aldekirk starts), after ca. 8 km take a left at the 1st set of lights towards Krefeld / Kempen / Oedt (B509), at the 4th set of lights take a right towards Oedt, after appr. 2 km take a left towards Krefeld / St. Tönis, the rest under (1)
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If you have problems give them a call and have them explain the way.
GPS-Coordinates (not liable for accuracy): 51° 20' 3" Nord, 6° 23' 57" Ost, lt. MS AutoRoute ca. 51° 33' 45" Nord, 6° 39' 92" Ost (If you happen to be in the Airforce please do not target this place for bombing, it would be a shame to lose it).
[b]Public Transit[/b]: Closest Train Stations are Krefeld, Kempen and Viersen; There is an hourly buss (66) from Krefeld Trainstation and Viersen-Süchteln (M-F until Midnight, Sat. Until 9pm, Sunday 4x), the Busstop is Graverdyk. Walk a couple of hundred meters back towards Krefeld to the intersection then take a right and you are there.
Hope that helps,
Stephen
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Thank you for the Directions to PHG, I will be going in Sept.
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Hello Friends,
I am interested in finding Turkish women in Germany. Any ideas on where I can find the maximum amount of Turkish women in an FKK Club? Any links?
Thanks
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Try Planet Happy Garden (Oedt). There are a lot of Turkish girls there, as well as a lot of other places. This is the second largest nationality in Deutschland. I would rec. DeLara as a starting point.
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loverboy,
i had a wild experience with a turkish/morroccan girl at phg a couple of months ago, after our session, she followed me around for a while, wanted me to go with her again, followed me into the sauna, found her way into my robe and just about raped me.
hard to pass up, but a few russian girls had my eye, not to mention a few czech and germans as well.
those dark eyes in the turk's, wild looking exotic women.
have fun, i did, and will again in march.
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I will visit PHG now the 19/02/2004.
If any English speaking members are there, please notify me.
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This report is about my last visit, at 02/19/2004, I arrived at 12h00 with my buddy from belgium, it was his first time, so he was very curious.
We first eat lunch, than we went in to the bararea.
I was greeted by a Brazilian girl named Daniella, she asked what I wanted to drink, I asked for coffee.
My friend was amazed by the number off nice girls there.
First round, I chose Daniella.
Off to the room, Ii paid Daniella 75 €, so I could stay for 1 hour. Quickly she started to kiss me and presented her boobs to me. Than she give me a BBBJ, and finished with some nice athletics.
We chat for a while and same again for the second round. We went back to the bararea, my friend hat also been to a room and was very satisfied with his choise. We went to the sauna and meet other people from Holland.
For my second girl, I chose Sammy, a tall 20 year old german girl. She is nr. 1 there in PHG. No regrets afterwards, I paid 100€ for a nice performense, she acts like a pornactrice, I fucked her two times in her arse, she kept on chanching positions.
I was very tired afterwards!
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Greetings,
I will be traveling from Frankfurt to Oedt (Venlo) on Saturday March 20. I will be heading over to PHG for Saturday night, this will be my second visit to the club. If anyone is planning on attending that day, let me know. I will be taking the train from
Frankfurt via Dusseldorf to Venlo, checking into the Hotel Van der Valk along side the highway enroute to PHG. Then plan on taking a train from Venlo to some town close to Oedt, then taxi to the Club. On the return, I will be taking a taxi direct to Venlo for about 35 Euro. Plan on spending the whole afternoon and evening there to see Sammy, Leona, and a few other hotties.
Regards,
Carnal1
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I was fortunate enough to spend a little time in heaven last month, and for me, heaven is the Planet Happy Garden near Krefeld, Germany.
Almost 6 months ago I found out that I would be spending about 6 days in the Dusseldorf area, so I logged onto the World Sex Guide to see what action might be available in the Dusseldorf area. I'm not at all into the 'street scene', so my extensive research led me to make Planet Happy Garden as my choice.
To set some background, I'm an American, I did NOT have an automobile, and I speak almost no German, but I wasn't going to let any of those facts stop me from reaching my goal.
With the most powerful information gathering tool in history at my disposal, I did a little research on the World Wide Web and put together my plan.
My only day free from business was Sunday, so when Sunday arrived, I took the well run German train system from Dusseldorf to my first way-point, Krefeld, the closest large town close to Planet Happy Garden.
From the train station in Krefeld, I called for a taxi, and when it arrived, I talked with the driver. His english was as bad as my German, and trying to direct him to my destination by address was not working well, so I asked him to take me to "Planet Happy Garden". He gave me a questioning look and I began to worry that my trip may have hit an unsurmountable obstacle. He then asked, "Happy Garden?", with a large, smile. I nodded and said yes. So if you're in the local area, and plan to travel to the Planet Happy Garden by taxi, it appears that most of the locals just call it "Happy Garden". He hit the meter and off we went on a delightful trip through the German countryside. About 15-20 minutes later we arrived at the small industrial park where Planet Happy Garden was located. The taxi fare was just over 25 Euros. I paid my driver and got out. The parking lot was empty. I was a bit worried, but I walked to the front door, and gave the bell a ring. The door was answered by a delightful blonde woman who informed me in broken English that they weren't open yet. I looked at my watch and I could see she was correct. It had taken me less time to arrive at the Planet Happy Garden than I had planned! I had a half an hour to kill before they opened! I thanked her and decided to take a short walk around the area. With the exception of PHG, the rest of the businesses in the local area are commercial and light industrial. The weather was not too bad so my walk was rather refreshing. As time came closer to the 3:00pm opening time, the parking lot began to fill. By the time 3:00pm arrived, I was waiting with a group of about 8 men waiting to get in. Finally the door opened, and we were allowed into paradise!
The blonde I spoke with earlier turned out to be the manager of the house. She spoke in German to the rest of the group and collected the house fee of 50 Euros from each of us. She then sized each of us up and gave us a wonderfully thick bath robe, towel, and sauna shoes to wear during our time at PHG. She also gave us a locker key on a wrist band. When the rest of the men went off toward the locker room, I flagged down the manager and explained that I don't speak German, and needed further explanation. She was incredibly nice and polite and explained the house rules: 50 Euros entry fee, 25 Euros for half an hour BJ & sex, both 'with condom'. 50 Euros for half an hour BBBJ & sex 'with condom'. Each additional half hour doubled the price. I thanked her, and headed off for the locker room. I found my locker, stripped and put on the robe and shoes. I left all of my valuables in the locker and assumed that working out payment with the girl would take place later.
Equipped for my adventure, I decided to tour the facility. Just past the locker room were showers and bathrooms. A tanning bed was available, but I'm not sure if it was free or not. I only ever saw one of the girls using it. Beyond that was a large room with a table, sauna, another shower area, and a large, sunken lounge area. I appears that this used to be an indoor pool. Patio doors lead out to the garden area, and I could see several small cottages that are probably nice to visit in warming weather. I think it was a good idea to change it over to a lounge area. At the far end of the lounge area was an open bar. Customers are encouraged to go behind the bar and help themselves to beer or soft drinks. I decided that I would take a shower before I proceeded to the bar area. The shower area was nice, with an area to hold your towel and bath robe. An added treat is that some of the ladies shower here as well. There appears to be a backstage area where the girls can clean up in privacy, but I think some of the girls use the 'public' shower for advertising purposes, and I had no problems with that! After showering, I decided to have a look at the ladies!
I proceded back through the locker area, back throught the entry foyer, and into the bar area. The bar was already quite crowded, but it was a target rich environment! The bar is a large-ish room with two small rooms set off from the bar. There is also a door to the outside, and to the 'backstage' area. I was lucky enough to get a seat at the far end of the bar. A good location to observe the ladies. There were probably 10 or more ladies already on duty. They included some obviously German ladies, a couple of asians, one african, a Brazilian, and several eastern European/Russian lovelies. As recommended on this forum, I was determined to wait for a while to make sure I saw what was available. Less than 5 minutes after I sat down, one of the ladies, a tall, blonde German went behind the bar and asked me, in German, if I would like a drink. I told her I didn't speak German. She told me she didn't speak English but we communicated well enough to get me a coca cola.
As I looked around, I made eye contact with several of the girls. As I would smile at them some of them would smile back, some wouldn't. I made note of which would. As I glanced at one of the asian ladies, she smiled at me, and made a hand gesture that could only be described as her giving a BJ. I'm not really into asians, so I smiled and moved on. About 5 minutes later, the Brazilian woman walked up and sat down next to me. I forget her name, but she was cute, probably a 6 out of 10, but she had a 'ridden hard and put away wet' look that doesn't appeal to me. We talked shortly and I asked her what the costs for a bit of her time would be. She started at 50 Euros for BBBJ, and did not appear to want to discuss the smaller amount. She became a bit insistant, so I finally told her that I was waiting a bit before I took the plunge. I thanked her and she moved on. I watched for almost an hour and finally decided to make a move on a blonde German when I saw for the first time, a young, beautiful eastern European girl with long brown hair. She was sitting at a group of stools on the wall opposite the bar. There was an empty stool next to her so I sat down next to her and began to talk. Her English was not so good, but I found out her name was Natalie. She was, IMO, a 9 out of 10. Slim, with smallish, but pert breasts, lovely eyes, and beautiful long hair. We spoke for a few minutes, when she leaned closer to me and asked if I'd like to have sex with her. I was so entranced by her beauty that I just nodded. She smiled, and told me to wait for her for a few moments. After a couple of minutes she returned with a key to one of the many rooms at PHG. We went downstairs and went into the room. The room was clean and dimly lit. She told me to take my robe off and that she would return shortly. I stripped and sat down on the bed. After a moment she returned in a robe. She then laid several towels down on the bed, which made sense to me for cleanliness sake. She quickly removed her robe and climbed onto the bed. I joined her and she began to kiss me with the softest, sweetest kisses. My hands began to roam about her body... the reality of her matched the promise offered in the bar area. In a short time, she moved down to my cock and begin giving me a wonderful BBBJ. I hadn't intended to go the 50 Euro/BBBJ route, but because I hadn't discussed it previously my decision had been made for me! After a while, she got me far too close to climax, so I pulled her away from my cock and we necked for a while longer. Finally, I asked her to put a condom on me, which she did, and we proceeded to fuck in several different positions, my favorites being plain ol' missionary, but with her long brown hair haloed around her beautiful face. I also really enjoyed her on top with her hair falling into my face, which is how I climaxed. Afterwards, she cleaned me up with a gentle, tender touch. We kissed and touched for a bit longer, and then it was time to go. We arranged to meet at my locker, where I would pay her 50 Euros. It was more than I wanted to pay, but it was worth every minute. At my locker I payed her the 50, she gave me a smile and a kiss, and off she went. I went to the shower, cleaned up, and began the tough decision on which lady I would spend time with next.
After a thorough shower, I went to the pool/lounge area to allow my middle-aged body time to recover for the next round. There was a buffet set out and I helped myself to some cheese and lunchmeat. I also tried a strange German beverage that appeared to mix beer with cola. It was different. I sat down on a couch in the pool/lounge and watched 'Fashion TV' which was playing on a plasma monitor on the opposite wall. After eating a snack and having a drink, jet lag got the best of me and I actually dozed off for a short time. When I woke up, I decided it was time to make my next choice.
I proceeded to the bar area, and now that it was later in the day, it was a LOT more crowded. Many of the ladies I saw earlier were still there, but none of them were to my taste. The only lady that struck my eye was a thin, well tanned, German lass with short dark hair. She was attentive without being agressive. Each time my glance went towards her, she would glance back at me and give me a very nice smile. She was sending me a message, she's available, all I have to do is ask. She was very nice, perhaps a 6 or 7 out of 10, with a wonderful body, but I was determined to follow the advice of this forum and bide my time. Almost an hour passed and my choices weren't getting any better. My young German friend with the good tan continued to smile in my direction, so I walked over to her. Her name was Eva or Ava. We talked shortly and agreed to grab a room and have some fun. She left and returned short time later with a room key. I was determined this time to keep it to the 25 Euro level... money doesn't grow on trees, and with the current exchange rates, the Euro isn't cheap! We arrived at the room and the procedure followed my previous experience, with the addition that this would NOT include a BBBJ. Soon we were on the bed kissing and touching. While Eva was not the most beautiful woman at PHG, she gets a 10+ for providing a GirlFriend Experience! She touched, rubbed, and licked anywhere and everywhere! Foreplay is a wonderful thing with an attentive partner! She gave excellent oral sex, and fucking with her was wonderful as well. While she was not as beautiful as Natalie, she made up for it with skill and enthusiasm. When I finally finished, she cleaned me up, and pointed out that we had taken more than half an hour, and she would have to charge me 50 Euros. I was upset for only a moment... it had been a wonderful experience, and I learned another valuable lesson. Eva was nice enough to stay for the rest of the hour and she rubbed and carressed my body in a wonderful way. She tried to bring me to an erection for a second go, but I had already cum twice in the last few hours, and my middle-aged body wouldn't cooperate. Our time up, I paid her the 50 Euros, showered, and returned to the pool/lounge area.
I debated whether or not to try and go a 3rd round, and decided to give it a try. After a short recovery time at the pool/lounge, I went back to the bar area. Again, it was much busier, and there were even more new ladies! After a short time perusing the ladies from my favorite spot at the end of the bar, I decided to move to a stool opposite the bar so I could get a better view in the crowded bar area. As soon as I sat down, an older lady, 30+ in my estimation sat down next to me. She was good looking in a professional way, and wore glasses, which is a look I really like. She immediately began licking her lips suggestively and all but grabbed me by the arm and dragged me to a room. Her antics caused a stirring in my loins, and I confirmed my smart decision to stay for another round with another lady. I talked with this woman for a while, but she wasn't my cup of tea, and I politely told her that I was looking for someone else. She smiled, gave me a kiss on the cheek and moved on to the next guy! I had spotted a young Russian looking lady at the end of the bar. I walked up to her and began to talk. She didn't speak hardly any English, and abrubtly got up and walked away. I was shocked for a moment in being blown off in such a manner, but I realized that perhaps I wasn't her cup of tea, and it wasn't like I was asking her out on a date or something. As I sat there slightly stunned, I spotted another Russian girl sitting on a stool next to a small table across from the bar. I walked up and sat down across the table from her. I tried to start up a conversation with her, but she showed no real interest. Wondering if I had become cursed, I was starting to look elsewhere when this incredibly beautiful, dark haired European beauty walked up, put her purse down on the table and began talking to the other girl in Russian. I had seen her in my second trip to the bar area, but she was so beautiful that she was quickly snapped up by someone before I could approach her. The previously non-talkative girl had no problems talking with the new beauty, who in the meantime was looking, and smiling at me! I asked her her name, and she replied Rada. It didn't take long before she asked me if I'd like to get a room with her. I gulped and nodded yes! She excused herself and went to get a room key. I looked up at my previous Russian target, and she looked surprised, so I just smiled at her and waited for Rada to return. While Rada was gone, I thought more about her. She was about 5' 4" tall, medium length brown hair, thin with perfectly sized and shaped breasts for her size. She had a bandana wrapped around her upper arm, probably covering a tattoo. Her make up appeared professionally applied, and in my opinion she was easily the most beautiful woman in the entire place. She was a 10+ for looks! I really don't like women with tattoo's or overly large or fake breasts, so it was probably lucky for me she was wearing the bandana on her arm. I actually found the bandana on her arm quite sexy. She was gone for an unusually long amount of time, and I began to worry that perhaps she had forgotten about me, when she showed up, kissed me and apologized for taking so long. She had a key and we proceeded to room number 1, which is right by the front entrance. She left for a short time and returned, and we agreed that this session would be for 30 minutes/25 Euros. I had to make sure I had enought money left to get back to Dusseldorf! She then did something different from the other girls. She kept her sexy lingerie on, and in a very much Girl Friend Experience way, she began to rub herself up against me as we stood together. She began to take her clothes off seductively and I helped her. We eventually ended up on the bed, and she began kissing me, perhaps not as enthusiastically as my previous two experiences, but god was she beautiful! We spent a wonderful half an hour in each others company exploring each others bodies. Rada's skills in bed were excellent and when I finally climaxed with her on top so I could look into her beautiful brown eyes and hold her perfect breasts, I thought that this was indeed a wonderful way to complete my visit to PHG. Rada met me at my locker, I gave her 30 Euros, she was worth twice that.
I showered, dressed, and asked the manager to call me a taxi. As the taxi drove me back to the Krefeld train station, I thought to myself that I had learned the following lessons:
1) Planet Happy Garden is the closest thing to heaven on Earth there is.
2) Make sure to negotiate with your lady what will go on before you go to the room.
3) Make sure you bring enough cash to take care of all of your plans. They don't have any kind of ATM on the premises, and the closest ATM is in a nearby small town.
4) Bring your watch with you when you go into the room and keep an eye on it if you don't want to get caught in the more than 30 minutes trap I was.
Summary of the ladies: at it's peak, there were probably more than 20-25 ladies of all shapes, ages, and sizes. You should be able to find at least one that will appeal to you.
Natalie: Looks - 9/10 -- Body - 9/10 -- GFE - 7/10
Eva: Looks - 6.5/10 -- Body - 9/10 -- GFE - 10/10
Rada: Looks - 10+/10 -- Body - 9/10 -- GFE - 7/10
Should I be lucky enough to ever return to the PHG, I would without hesitation spend time with any of these lovely ladies!
Good luck, and make PHG a destination on your next trip to Germany!
Cheers,
Lubert Das
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Lubert,
Great report!
Couple of notes. The pricing scheme for more than half n hour is not right. You only pay the 25€ upprice for BBBJ or other services once, each half hour is 25€ additional. That means if your first session had gone one hour it would have been 75€.
The other correction is that there was no more than 30 minutes trap, she spent the full hour with you.
Just a tip to people that head there, Bring enough money and DO NOT go for the 25€ session, the girls reallydon't like ot much, and you might get much more hit and miss session. Go for the 50€ session and feel free to extend it. I find the sessions are best if there is no time pressure and the girls know this.
The girls who walk away from you might have so little english knowledge that they feel really uncomfortable. If you have been asking around for 25€ sessions word might have gotten around and girls can try to avoid you. The girls are also free to refuse service to any customer they don'T want to go to the room with. It is better that way, I don't like the forced feeling.
I know they offer the 25€ session, but unless you are really opposed to BBBJ it is not adviseable. As you said there are a lot of girls and a lot of customers, and the girls all mnage a decent number of rooms a night, but they would rather have 4 rooms @ 50€ rather than 8 @ 25€.
Those are just my comments, but your report was excellent.
Peter
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Peter,
I completely agree with you, those girls go for the gusto when you extend up front, shit, only 75 E or one hour of raw BBBJ French Totale!
I did 4 sessions last trip, each one was between 45 and 60 minutes. The best club I have been to so far. Will be back in 10 days for some more fun.
Eva is quite a fun young girl, very good personality and goes the extra mile. Leona and Sammie are top notch as well.
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The bandanna covers a scar from burning, not a tattoo on Rada from PHG. My friend tells me she does deep anal also. Have fun! This is a great place to start.
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Hi,
I am also an assiduous reader of www.rheinforum.de and www.roemerforum.de, even if I need automatic translators like google to understand the reports, cause my german is very poor.
Unfortunately to post it is not possible to use these translators because the result will be not understandable for the other users.
So I post here, knowing that anyway the users of those forums are only a click away from this one, at least those of them who understand english.
I appreciate very much the Willy69 thread about PHG, and I know he know english so I think a lot of peaple like him will read my reports.
I was at PHG a week ago and the girls presents which I know (taken from Willy69 list) were: Laura, Sabina, Leona, Katalin, Nancy, Vivian, Carolina, Natasha.
Nancy told me she does not speak english, so even if she is very beautiful I search for more. Another girl from whom I received the same answer is ?Nosha? (I think I did not understood correctly, because she is not in any report but I know she have been there in the past): she is blonde, long hair, very pretty face, from Poland, friend of Carolina, a beautiful body with floreal patterns, about 165cm tall, young (about 22 y.o.). Anybody can help?
Carolina is about 170cm tall, black hair long to the neck, three tattoos (one on the back of the left shoulder with a “P”, a dolphin on the left tit and one (some hearts) on the right ass, belly piercing, tanned, about 24 y.o., a lot of make-up. I have read not good report about her, so I did not approached.
At the end I spent my time with Katalin but the performance was not so good, probably she was tired (it was late at night).
Bye.
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Hi guys!
I’ll write a report about my last visit to PHG, because it was very nice and pretty eventful. I went there on Saturday the 20th. I was worried that it would be very crowded so I decided to get a head start. Took me about 2 hours to get there, as always finding the place was a nightmare, but luckily exactly at noon I was ringing the bell to the gates of heaven :) At that time it was very calm. About 15 girls no more then 8 guys.
After the normal routine I sat down and decided to take a look at the “potential” and I have to say, all was looking good. Out of the 15 girls, there were maybe two that I wouldn’t pay for (which doesn’t mean I wouldn’t get a room with them for free).
After a while I decided I would like some Asian. There were 3 Thai girls. One of them really struck my fancy. Her name was Lu (if I understood correctly). She didn’t speak very good English, but I didn’t need her for her linguistic skills. She was a typical Asian girl, rather small, long black hair, cute face with a bit too much makeup, but what I really enjoyed was her rack. She had large, for her size, tits and boy were they fun. We got a room and she was HOT! She kissed, but not too deeply, really good BBBJ and multiple positions. She smiled all the way through the act and in general was very friendly. After we were done I wasn’t really sure how long we were in the room. I thought It was a bit over the 30 min mark (40 min or so). So I decided to give her a little test. When we went to my locker to pay I gave her a 100 E bill and told her to bring my the rest. I figured we’ll see how much she will bring. And I’ll be damned! She brought me 50E so this made a good impression on me.
Overall grades:
Looks: 9 (no 10s sorry)
Attitude: 8.5 (for little kissing)
Sex: 9
GEF: 9
After my session I had a small break, during which I met two Dutch guys, who were very friendly and we had a bit of a chat. It was nearing 2:30pm and there much more girls and a few more guys. Throughout my stay (12-7pm) it wasn’t really crowded, though you could see that the “better” girls were swept away pretty quickly. Around 3pm more girls started working and I noticed my friend Monika from Poland. I had her before and really liked her. I decided to go talk to her, she remembered me, not by name but its okay, not like we were planning on getting married :) We got a room, I told her upfront I want an one hour session. So we started talking first and getting in the mood. After the foreplay we got down to business and she gave me such a good BBBJ (omg!) just seeing her head going up and down my dick was a priceless moment. She is really skillful. After that we went on to doggy and missionary which was really nice, but I got the ride of my life when she went on top. I was her first customer the day and she really had me holding on to the bed, she was wild. The only thing I didn’t like was again the kissing. Just like Lu she DID kiss, it just wasn’t full mouth, deep French kissing. But all in all a great lay. Cost my only 75E.
Overall grades:
Looks: 8.5
Attitude: 8.5 (again for little kissing)
Sex: 9.5
GEF: 9
Having had two session I was a bit tired, I needed some time to recuperate. But there wasn’t anything to do. I didn’t really know anybody and not knowing German didn’t help. But I heard one guy speak English so I decided to start a conversation with him. It turned out to be our buddy Carnal who is currently having what can only be described as “Tour de Puss” around Europe. He’s a very friendly guy and we had some nice time talking (cheers James! :) Around 5:30pm I was ready for another go, unfortunately James took the two best looking girls (Leona and Sammy) TOGETHER, for an hour! That lucky bastard! I envy him so much. So I had to look for other prospects. I was very confused, there were a LOT of nice girls and that was maybe my problem I didn’t know which one to choose. So I decided to ask one of the Dutch guys for help. He was more then willing (thanks Jack!). He pointed out Nadia from Germany, a rather tall blonde with a nice body, very natural, I liked her. After a bit of chit-chat I suggested we get a room. All in all she was VERY good. Kissed a LOT, really nice BBBJ and wasn’t afraid to give ma good time. When I finished (which wasn’t hard) she gave me a back rub (mmmm…) Half an hour = 50E.
Overall grades:
Looks: 9
Attitude: 9.5
Sex: 9
GEF: 9.5
After that it was time for me to go home, I said my goodbyes to James (who looked like the two girls drained every drop of life from his body) and went home.
In general I had a blast, passing the time between the session was a bit hard, but I managed. I had three session and they were all excellent. IMHO I would give PHG a 9.5 out of 10 (no 10s, sorry :). This is a place that truly is great!
Keep up the good work guys!
Bye
M
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PHG is surely one of my favourite stops in Europe. I had the pleasure of meeting Marcious (sp?) during my visit and really enjoyed the fact that there was another English speaking visitor.
I spent a total of 9 hours, arriving around 16:00 and staying until closing. The club has a different vibe than the two previous clubs I had just visited in Frankfurt (FKK World and The Palace). Very laid back, great service from the girls and staff, and plenty of beer.
I had three sessions, first with Sammie and Leona toghether was one for the memory bank. These two moaned, groanded, licked, sucked and fucked me to a very happy finish. I spent about 75 minutes total in every possible position I could think off with two girls. The finale was with Leona sucking me while Sammie sucked my juevos at the same time, holy shit guys, what a experience.
The next session found me with a very erotic Indonesian/Italian girl for a great GFE in one of the outdoor cabins. The wind was blowing hard, quite a sensual sound, very "Romantica" according to my sweet dark vixen. She worked me over and wanted me to stay with her for the rest of the night, but I had some final plans of my own.
Towards Midnight I found Sammie alone, had to go one more round with her and she did her best to give me a good send off.
I was whipped, took the taxi back to Krefeld and crashed hard.
Will surely make PHG a regular venue from now on.
Regards,
James (Carnal and Lanrac)