You kids better stay home....
Upon crossing the border you will be approached by Mexican terrorist operatives who will try to slip you a briefcase size nuclear device to smuggle back into the states.
Beware of the taco venders, turn your back and they are likely to slit your throat. Life has no meaning in this country.
Be especially careful of the mariachi musicians, inside their guitars they typically conceal razor wire and will decapitate gringos without hesitation.
Good luck [/i][/QUOTE]
Those are the kind of guys who shouldn't go. They will be so damn uptight with their illogical fear of the unknown, or anything different, that they will probably end up starting some shit.
Everybody, stay out of Mexico. Its too dangerous. Just stay the hell out and leave all that pussy to me and borderguy.....hehe.