Trip Report Kisumu 17. 21 January 2013
17 Jan – Back in Kenya in Kisumu. Now time to head out and see the local area before it gets too dark. I was able to scout out a few clubs before my Afro hookup Ms. K arrived later that night from her trip from Nairobi. She looked cute and took a quick shower. We eased into everything. Although she had a nice body, a putrid odor emanated from her pussy, and I cut my exploration down there and came back up for air (note to self: do not bother going down on her again!). Popped on a condom and went to work. I beat that pussy like a cop and busted my nut. Pulling out was a terrible experience as all that funk was radiating from the condom. I used toilet tissue to remove condom and then washed my private parts with soap and water. Meanwhile, she merely wiped her pussy with toilet paper and went to sleep. That put a damper on my appetite, so I was a one pop Johnny that night, the next and the following night. So Friday and Saturday were a repeat of Thursday night. I was not looking forward to spending my entire time with her, so I started talking shit about Barack Obama and how he is leading the US to decline. That is not cool considering I am in Kisumu, Luo land, of which Obama's father is a Luo and his hometown is about 30 minutes drive from Kisumu. But talk shit I did so she would not be too bummed when I opted out of heading to Eldoret with her on Sunday. My plan worked like a charm. So now I am going to go out today (Sunday) to see what I can score in Kisumu. If I don't find anything to my liking, I will be packing up and heading to Mombasa early.
I did not find anything to my liking, though I did scoop up two chicks from Octopus Bar down the street from hotel I was staying in. I saw one I liked and chatted her up but was a bit non-committal since I spied the other beauty that caught my eye. I told the girl I was chatting to have the other girl come over. After talking with both, I decided to have both of them. We went back to my hotel which was a short walk, paid gate security guys a bit of dash (100ksh) and then had them disrobe in the room. They wanted to jump right on my bed and get started but I insisted they both join me in the shower. One was slim and dark skinned and the other was lighter skinned a bit thicker though still slim. I did my best to soap them up but I really only concentrated on the breasts and between their legs as well as the underarms (nothing turns me off more than to smell strong body odor). The dark slim girl wanted to dry off with my towel but I grabbed it from her and tossed her the hand dry towel. My goodness, that towel turned from bright white to dingy black as she scrub dried her legs. Yeah, right you did not need to take a shower! My ass! Well I had a good time with the two of them, changing condoms when I switched. I gave each of the around 1500 or 2000ksh (memory is fuzzy) which I know is too high for Kisumu and especially for short time. If I wasn't so tired, ill, and not pushing the envelop by being with more than one girl, I would have kept it to 500ksh. I just considered I gave those gals a new years gift.
Taxi cost me about 1000ksh and I used the same guy that drove me from the airport on arrival since I was leaving early in the morning.
So although my Kisumu trip was less than stellar for various reasons, I would still visit again. I had thought I had set up multiple afro contacts, but the other really promising contact had also gone to Nairobi while I was there. I won't have that problem this time since I am going for "overkill" vice being underwhelmed with available options. I snapped no pics since I was not impressed with the one I bedded and the 2 bar pickups I could not trust since I was about to pack and wanted all of my stuff to be making the journey with me.
Naivasha prostitute clobbered for offering cheap rates
Prostitute clobbered for offering cheap rates.
From The Standard Digital: Sunday, June 16th 2013
By ANTHONY GITONGA.
A commercial sex worker in Naivasha escaped death by a whisker and is nursing serious injuries after her colleagues unleashed terror on her for undercutting them by charging ridiculously low prices for her services.
Her bitter colleagues reigned on her with kicks and blows, accusing her of being uncooperative and 'spoiling the market' especially during end month, when demand for their services is high and clients have loaded pockets.
At some point, they threatened to circumcise her using a broken bottle, in their own words, 'Ili iwe funzo. (to serve as a lesson to others) before she got rescued by night guards – majority of them her clientele, anyway!
It began late last month when the curvy and sexy looking woman of the night moved into the street to the displeasure of colleagues who immediately viewed her as a threat.
According to Peter, a motorcycle operator, the latest victim became a darling of many due to her attractive looks and light skin. Even better, unlike her colleagues, she not only offered 'subisidised goods' but also offered services on credit.
'Normally the price of a shot ranges from Sh100 to Sh500 at the street, depending on the customer. But 'Brownie' would charge as low as Sh50, ' intimated Peter.
Her client base expanded, to the chagrin of jealous colleagues who schemed to teach her a lesson and get rid of her.
The plot was executed when her colleagues cornered her in the dark in a mob, attacking her viciously.
'Kwani unafikiria sisi tutakula wapi kama utaendelea kujiuza hii bei hasara (how do you expect us to survive if she sell yourself so cheaply)? ' one of the women was overheard shouting.
Her screams attracted watchmen who dashed to the scene only to find her pleading for mercy from her enraged colleagues. Their attempts to rescue her were met with hostility and brute resistance. They were told off and asked to stay away because it was a women's issues that didn't concern them.
'Unajua huyu mama huwa ananipatia kwa credit on a bad day so siwezi muacha auliwe na hawa mikora (she offers me services on credit when I'm broke so I can't let them kill her) , ' said one of the guards as he charged into the melee.
Other 'clients' joined in, rescued the badly bruised woman and rushed her to a nearby private hospital.
It appears seasoned prostitutes control the street and must be paid a fee and informed in advance before any new girl joins the trade.
Meanwhile, Brownie is recovering from her injuries as her customers wait impatiently — negotiable rates, on credit.
'Maisha imekuwa ngumu sana na bei ya kila kitu, hata ya hawa wasichana imepanda sana. Tunaomba serikali iingilie kati (life has become too expensive to afford even a woman of the night and we appeal for government's intervention) , ' one of the watchmen lamented.