RED FLAG = asking money up front + "condom-slip-off" paranoid
[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1244683]Hong Kong:
After scoring my favorite booth, I looked for my favorite girl, but she was bouncing off of some dude's lap. So I decided to tap into my HK bucket list, but none of those girls seemed to be around either. I settled on having a drink with my old friend, Carolina. She is always happy to show off the new twins. She decided to scold me for being such a HK butterfly; but it was all in fun. After she left, I scanned the place for my favorite, but she was now bouncing off some other dude's lap, good for her, at least she is making some money.
I just settled in and enjoyed the view. It wasn't long before the "Floater" drifted by with a beer in her hand. Candy, real name Karen, always has a beer in her hand and I wondered where in the hell does she get the beers from. It's like she has a case somewhere and pops one open as needed. It wasn't even 5 yet, and the girl was already tanked. I checked my HK bucket list, yep, she is on it, have a seat sweetie!
She is great fun in the booth. She pulled aside her panties and top so could play with the goodies at will. Hell, at one point my hand cramped up and I took a break, but she put my hand right back in place. She started tugging at the little sailor and the booth seemed to get warmer as time went on. OK baby, you now have my full attention, let's start the negotiations. She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon.
[b]The girl had me so worked up, I had trouble walking to the room. After we stripped down to bare metal and laid down, she asked me for the money upfront. I told her,"You have known me for over a year and you said I was your friend, so what the fuck?" She asked again. I decided to go with a different approach. I replied,"Shut the fuck up and sit on my face now!" I guess she had a military background, because she followed the order well. When we did fuck, she was "condom slip off" paranoid. She held on to the base of the condom like her life depended on it. Bottom line; she is a lot more fun in the booth! [/b]
Tropical:
I always like stopping in there for a couple of drinks. I caught the "girls strip on stage for one song and then walk around with the announcer for tips" act. And for my dollar, I'm getting some flesh and at least, at the very least, sucking on one nipple! I think Tropical has some fine women; but they are always busy. I guess one needs to make reservations in advance.
Adelita:
I was planning on stopping in there for a drink, instead of making my usual stroll though, but there were 6-7 women on the stage line dancing so some country song and that was enough for me to get the fuck out of there. WTF Adelita?
La Hacienda:
Never been in there, but for some reason I decided to stop in and check out the place. I sat at a bar stool at the end of the bar, by the baņos. The place was pretty much empty, except for me and bunch of really big women. This one big one was coming my way. Hell man, she looked like the michelin tire man's sister and I'm sure she was pushing 250 to 275 pounds and was on her way to meet me; oh joy! As she waddled her way over, she appeared to get bigger. She waddled up and said, Como estas, one cerveza for me? And I said,"That's it? That's your game plan?" I went directly into the counseling mode. I said,"Because of your size and your four chins, you need a better game plan. Try smiling, try touching my dick, try anything besides what you just tried on me!" She waddled away peacefully.
While I was counseling michelin tire man's sister, I felt a pinch on my side and as this thing walked away from me, I thought she looked pretty bad, and I only saw the back of her. Once she saw that the other girl was gone, I guess she thought it was her turn. When she was approaching, I kept telling myself,"Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact at all costs." But it was like a terrible car wreck; I had to see for myself, and damnit I made eye contact! She was about 40-50 pounds less than the last one, but she was hideous to say the least. Her mouth was all crooked and shit; not sure what happened. Her game plan was a bit better than the last girl; but not by much. She also left thirsty.
What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.
I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.[/QUOTE]Let me break it down for you.
The girl knew she had some kind of STD and she wanted to minimize its spread. She needed to take the money up front so she could deal with you more effectively. Her thinking was that once she got the money she would refuse you the actual sexual act to avoid spreading it to you. Since you refused to give her the money she had no choice but to go along with the sexual act. However she had the decency to hold on to the condom NOT for her dear life but for YOURS!
RED FLAG = asking money up front + "condom-slip-off" paranoid
[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1244683]Hong Kong:
After scoring my favorite booth, I looked for my favorite girl, but she was bouncing off of some dude's lap. So I decided to tap into my HK bucket list, but none of those girls seemed to be around either. I settled on having a drink with my old friend, Carolina. She is always happy to show off the new twins. She decided to scold me for being such a HK butterfly; but it was all in fun. After she left, I scanned the place for my favorite, but she was now bouncing off some other dude's lap, good for her, at least she is making some money.
I just settled in and enjoyed the view. It wasn't long before the "Floater" drifted by with a beer in her hand. Candy, real name Karen, always has a beer in her hand and I wondered where in the hell does she get the beers from. It's like she has a case somewhere and pops one open as needed. It wasn't even 5 yet, and the girl was already tanked. I checked my HK bucket list, yep, she is on it, have a seat sweetie!
She is great fun in the booth. She pulled aside her panties and top so could play with the goodies at will. Hell, at one point my hand cramped up and I took a break, but she put my hand right back in place. She started tugging at the little sailor and the booth seemed to get warmer as time went on. OK baby, you now have my full attention, let's start the negotiations. She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon.
[B]The girl had me so worked up, I had trouble walking to the room. After we stripped down to bare metal and laid down, she asked me for the money upfront. I told her,"You have known me for over a year and you said I was your friend, so what the fuck?" She asked again. I decided to go with a different approach. I replied,"Shut the fuck up and sit on my face now!" I guess she had a military background, because she followed the order well. When we did fuck, she was "condom slip off" paranoid. She held on to the base of the condom like her life depended on it. Bottom line; she is a lot more fun in the booth! [/B]
Tropical:
I always like stopping in there for a couple of drinks. I caught the "girls strip on stage for one song and then walk around with the announcer for tips" act. And for my dollar, I'm getting some flesh and at least, at the very least, sucking on one nipple! I think Tropical has some fine women; but they are always busy. I guess one needs to make reservations in advance.
Adelita:
I was planning on stopping in there for a drink, instead of making my usual stroll though, but there were 6-7 women on the stage line dancing so some country song and that was enough for me to get the fuck out of there. WTF Adelita?
La Hacienda:
Never been in there, but for some reason I decided to stop in and check out the place. I sat at a bar stool at the end of the bar, by the baņos. The place was pretty much empty, except for me and bunch of really big women. This one big one was coming my way. Hell man, she looked like the michelin tire man's sister and I'm sure she was pushing 250 to 275 pounds and was on her way to meet me; oh joy! As she waddled her way over, she appeared to get bigger. She waddled up and said, Como estas, one cerveza for me? And I said,"That's it? That's your game plan?" I went directly into the counseling mode. I said,"Because of your size and your four chins, you need a better game plan. Try smiling, try touching my dick, try anything besides what you just tried on me!" She waddled away peacefully.
While I was counseling michelin tire man's sister, I felt a pinch on my side and as this thing walked away from me, I thought she looked pretty bad, and I only saw the back of her. Once she saw that the other girl was gone, I guess she thought it was her turn. When she was approaching, I kept telling myself,"Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact at all costs." But it was like a terrible car wreck; I had to see for myself, and damnit I made eye contact! She was about 40-50 pounds less than the last one, but she was hideous to say the least. Her mouth was all crooked and shit; not sure what happened. Her game plan was a bit better than the last girl; but not by much. She also left thirsty.
What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.
I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.[/QUOTE]Let me break it down for you.
The girl knew she had some kind of STD and she wanted to minimize its spread. She needed to take the money up front so she could deal with you more effectively. Her thinking was that once she got the money she would refuse you the actual sexual act to avoid spreading it to you. Since you refused to give her the money she had no choice but to go along with the sexual act. However she had the decency to hold on to the condom NOT for her dear life but for YOURS!