Cambodia and Vietnam mongering
[QUOTE=Poturu]Hello a friend of mine travel a lot and he has just told me Cambodia and Vietnam are the best countries for mongering and fucking. I mean fucking with passion, I don't like mechanical sex of Pattaya. I don't know Cambodia or Vietnam, could you tell me if where it is easier to fuck regular girls? I need to know a country very easy to fuck regular girls and cheap.
I thank you[/QUOTE]I spent two months there this summer, with an entire month in Vietnam. Vietnam sucks for getting chicks. Very expensive, hard to find, massage parlors are a complete rip-off (unless you love uninspired hand jobs). I traveled all over Vietnam and was completely disenchanted with the girl scend when compared to Cambodia and Thailand. Now I do not enjoy spending hours talking and courting girls, so if you do maybe you would have better luck in Vietnam than I did.
Nonetheless the V girls when pretty are stellar compared to the Cambodian'ss and Thai's. Vietnam nature is gorgeous, so if you need a break check it out.
A trip down 63 St ( Memory Lane) and an insight into the pocket thieves.
It was over 10 years ago since I first found myself in 63 St and even though I pass through Phnom Penh on business I haven't mongered along that path for years. But a few nights ago I found myself with a bit of time on my hands so I thought I'd go for a walk.
So after a big rain shower I set off.
It was dark and suspect in a way that only PP can be and fuelled by cialis I found myself happily sprinkling 5 and 10 dollars in buildings with the ambience of toilet blocks.
Visited a couple of places filled with Vietnamese girls and a couple with Khmer. One place wouldn't let me in saying " Khmer men only. "
So kept walking.
Anyhow found myself at one filled with Viet girls and saw one I liked, about 20 yrs old I'd guess. She had a straight cut Cleopatra fringe and longish hair.
So we climb up the stairs to the room and automatically she wants me to hang my pants by the door.
Now I fell for that trick years ago so I thought lets see what happens, because unlike then, now I can speak Vietnamese well enough and I hadn't let on.
I asked her name and she said 'Chim', which means pussy in Vietnamese but I didn't say anything, although admired her sense of humour.
In English I say, "Hello Chim".
She smiles a little cold wry smile and I put my pants under the pillow.
In the room one wall is a sliding frosted window panel with some small holes (eye holes) and I see a small eye appear and disappear as I'm looking straight at it. So I hang my T shirt over the hole.
Next thing the 2 girls start talking, yelling to each other in Vietnamese. Here's the conversation between the girls.
Girl outside.
He hide the holes.
Girl inside. He put pants under pillow.
Girl outside.
Give him massage.
Girl Inside.
He doesn't want.
Girl outside.
Sit on his face.
Me thinking. Now you're talking.
Girl inside. O. K
Girl attempts to sit on face but I reach under the pillow and move the pants to end of bed under my feet.
Lights go out.
Girl inside. He move pants to feet.
Lights go on.
Me. (in Vietnamese). Enough now. Do Mar moi sau! (phonetic like the Vietnamese, not literal)
Translation: MotherfK. G Liers.
Actually this can be pronounced 2 ways, one jokingly, one, threateningly, but I used the joking expression. A warning this expression said the wrong way would get you severely harmed in the wrong company.
Me: Now. He wait to catch you by door with big net. .
Huge silence.
Girl inside. Western man speak Vietnamese!
Girl outside: Western man speak Vietnamese?
Me: Western man speak Vietnamese when he about to be robbed.
Then: Long stream of too fast for me to understand conversation between the 2 girls.
Me: Come in I give you $ 1. 00.
More too fast, excited, very loud conversation between girls.
Me. He very nice man and you sound like a very beautiful girl.
Maybe I give you 2 dollars.
Girls now laughing.
Door opens a little.
Me: Come in I won't bite.
I was expecting a battle hardened Vietnamese pro but in comes the sweetest thing, who I hadn't seen at the showroom downstairs. Again about 20 years old.
So I offer an extra $5 for her but she says her boss says $10 for foreigner.
Me: But foreigner who speaks Vietnamese $ 5. 00.
So we haggle in Vietnamese, laughing now, and I agree to $6. 00
What followed after was an incredibly good session. Largely I think because the girl outside was so pumped with adrenaline at the whole almost being caught thing. To cut a long story short, they never admitted to what was obviously going on. So I talked about how other girls did it, the pocket robberies and they opened up a little about 'the other girls' activities.
Not all of them do it, just some. For some of the girls it's seen as a legitimate bonus as none of these girls are there by choice. They have to share any bonus with the touts if the touts find out.
Actually it was a fun experience but it shows 2 of the golden rules of mongering:
1, Never monger with anything you're afraid to lose, as you'll almost certainly lose it.
2, If you can, learn to speak the language.
On the way out they asked me my name.
I said. "Coo. "
It means cock.
Then "Coo yeu Chim".
Yeu means love.
They laughed a lot.