Charles in Berlin 2 – Conchetta @ FKK Artemis
This is the second report of three about my experiences on the Berlin FKK scene. It consists of some observations about interacting with the girls in Artemis and details a session I had with Conchetta.
First the ambience: I arrived at Artemis on Maundy Thursday by Christian reckoning (9th of April). One of the girls later told me that it was a fairly slow day at the “fickenfabrik” (fuck factory – her words, not mine). I would estimate that there were upwards of 40-50 girls in the establishment, and less than 80 guys at any one time.
Artemis, as you no doubt know if you have read this thread carefully, has three floors. There is a large central stairwell with a broad spiral staircase. The upper floor (2nd) has the fuck-rooms, to put it bluntly. There is a board where girls fetch keys for the rooms. When a room has been used, she puts the key down on a table, where the cleaning ladies pick it up, clean the room and return the key to the board. At least, that’s how I guess it all works.
The middle floor (1st floor) is where most of the girls hang out. There is a big, dark lounge with many couches, a large central bar, and adjoining this lounge are a “kino” and the buffet. Unfortunately for me, Germans tend to smoke a lot in public places. I have a medical condition which makes it difficult for me to stay for long in locations where you can cut the air with a knife. My eyes dry up and start to itch, and my breathing doesn’t work all that well. Better ventilation would have been nice – and a dedicated smoking area, not smoking allowed in the entire room. But that’s just me being Swedish I suppose…
The basement floor is the “wellness” area and features a smallish swimming pool that nobody seemed to be using, a couple of saunas, a solarium, a small gym, the wellness bar and a kino with some adjoining smallish rooms. Also, at the bottom of the stairwell, there is a gigantic sofa-bed where you can lie down and have a rest while sneeking a peak of the beautiful girls walking up and down the stairs.
Next the girls: My first impression was this – and you shall have to excuse me for taking the lord’s name in vain: [b]Oh holy Mary mother of God, how many gorgeous girls there are![/b] I simply couldn’t believe my eyes. I had expected the average age of the girls to be quite a bit higher, but most of them looked to be in the 20-30 years range. There was an abundance of tall, dark-haired euro models with slim, fit bodies and perfect breasts of all sizes. For those who like their girls a little heavier, there were a few MILFs around, and a few young girls with a bit more flesh on their bones, but most girls there were in the 18-23 BMI range (i.e. quite slim).
And since there was such a high female/male ratio, there seemed to be many girls walking around looking for clients. They all honed in on me, it seemed, detecting something in my face that said “fresh newbie meat” and “easy money”. When a naked, gorgeous girl smiles at me in a friendly manner, I tend to automatically smile back. That’s a bad poker face in an FKK, I suppose.
Walking out of the showers, I hadn’t even started down the stairs before I was blocked by a 25-year old eastern European cutie with incredible breasts and a slim killer body and nice face, who put her arms around me, asked my name, wanted to know if it was my first time here, said I spoke good German (I don’t really) – the whole works. I could have gone with her to a room and been happy about having had sex with such a looker, but I had decided long before going that I was going to wait at least 45 minutes before going to a room with a girl, so I politely said I had just arrived and needed a drink first to cool my nerves. Then I added “vielleicht spä***” (perhaps later), which was to become my mantra for the evening.
Walking down the stairs, I was again blocked by a girl and got an armful or naked flesh and a beaming smile. And when I had dodged her, I was blocked again… You get the idea. This was certainly a different experience from LaFolie two days earlier. My problem is that I’m way too polite, I guess. Or just too soft on putting a girl down – I don’t want to disappoint them. I realize this is stupid and to my disadvantage but I just can’t help it.
Anyway, there were some memorable moments before a girl finally trapped me: In the wellness bar below, I saw a slightly chubby black girl sitting on her knees on a barstool while chatting to a guy. She certainly knew that her bubble butt was her best asset, and arched her back to accentuate it. It was one of the most erotic sights I have ever seen. I wish I could go back to Berlin right this moment and ask her that we bring that barstool into a room and have an anal session with her in that kneeling position.
And then there was the overall impression of walking down the main lounge, weaving my way through that sea of gorgeous women smiling at me, beckoning me to join them, standing or reclining in poses designed to be alluring. It was like a scene from straight out of my wildest erotic fantasies as a teenager. This alone was worth the 80 euro entrance fee I think.
What I regret most from the evening at Artemis is that I wasn’t more confident when I was confronted by two gorgeous blondes at the base of the stairwell, offering me a threesome with lesbian show. You see, I had come to Artemis with a short list of names to look for: Ella, Aida and Vivian (in order of priority). One of the two blondes was Ella. Don’t remember the other girl’s name, but she was a very tall and slim blonde from Russia, whose head looked too small for her body. Gorgeous body, though.
Ella spoke excellent English, had an inviting smile and lovely creases around her eyes. Her hair is bleached very blond, her face is very cute with big blue eyes (the prototypical baby face, making her look much younger than she probably is), and she has a tight killer body with nice enhanced breasts. Here is where my regrets are: I didn’t want to say in front of the other girl, that I wanted a session alone with Ella. Stupid, polite idiot is what I berate myself for being!
Instead I declined their offer of a threesome and went on my way, saying to Ella that she should ask me again later. I told her I had heard good things about her, and that I was really interested. But it was not to be. I asked around about her later, went looking for her, had one of her girlfriends tell her I was looking, etc. But she was busy all the time. I shall have to go back soon and be smarter!
Anyway, I guess I should report now on my session with Conchetta. She has been discussed briefly before by Rekarn here: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=834856&postcount=541&highlight=conchetta[/url]
Here is what Judge Absalon has to say about her: ”Also really liked Conchetta, pretty face, 22ish, 5'5", brown hair and eyes, 115 pounds with huge real boobs. She says she is half German half Italian. Other reporter said her boobs were fake but I think they are real and spectacular. Great session with spirited sex and deep throat blow job. No rush. Recommend.”
I would disagree about the 5'5" figure above (165 cm). Rather, she is closer to 170 cm. The is thin, very tan, and has large bolt-on breasts – or else she is a freak of nature. Her breasts felt very natural, but I would bet a large amount of money that they are saline-bags done very well. But I couldn’t care less, since they do look spectacular as J.A. wrote, and feel nice to the touch…
Conchetta blocked my path in the downstair wellness area. I hadn’t seen her before, and if I had watched her for a while I probably wouldn’t have gone to a room with her. She came up very close to me, asked all the usual questions about and gave me a really aggressive porn-style sales pitch about how she loves to deepthroat a cock, feel it in her mouth, etc: licks lips, bites lower lip, gives sultry look steaming with sexual suggestion, touches breast and squirms a bit, comes really close and whispers in my ear how she really likes to feel it down the throat and will give me the best blowjob of my life, and so forth and so on.
This is where I should have stood my ground and said no, because while she certainly was sexy and promised a true PSE, I didn’t feel chemistry or contact. She made no effort to make smalltalk or establish a connection, but only wanted to get me to come to a room ASAP. Also, she seemed to want to avoid being touched. In retrospect, I can’t really believe that I went with her. I guess I’m just too submissive and need to practice being assertive around gorgeous naked women.
We ended up in a room adjacent to the downstairs kino. It had only a bit of textile to cover the door, so it didn’t feel very private, but I soon forgot about that. When the session was about to start, I remembered to ask if she did DFK. She said no, that she only did little pecks on the mouth. When I was about to back out at that time, she quickly agreed to DFK – but as it turned out, that was an empty promise. At least, she didn’t take initiative to frech kiss me later on. And I didn’t even try to kiss her, lame passive fool that I am. But I guess that was for the best – if a girl doesn’t enjoy something, I surely won’t either.
Here is where I need to make an observation: I’m one of those guys who really likes it when a girl is enjoying herself. If she likes being tongued, I like doing it. If she doesn’t enjoy it, it gives me little pleasure other than the purely aesthetic experience of having her arse in my face. If a working girl gives me no signals what so ever about what she really does enjoy, but will fake-moan at any contact (when I touch her abdomen, for instance), I quickly get bored.
Conchetta was my first-ever Fransösich Ohne (BBBJ) experience with a working girl. I had deliberated with myself for quite some time if I should take the risk of contracting some embarrassing social disease. I’m not really scared of the “big one” because the risks are so very low with oral sex, but I am very concerned about Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Condyloma Acculminata or some “silent” form of Condyloma which might give my wife uterine cancer. But now I threw caution to the wind and let Conchetta take me to the hilt in her throat. And it was very, very nice of course.
She really did deepthroat me all the way (a modest 16 centimeters at current weight), even gagged herself while making eye contact, used her tongue to good effect, flicking it over my glans. It was a skillfully performed BBBJ by any standard, though she ought to have used her hands to fondle my balls, perhaps licked them (they were well shaved for the occasion), used her tongue on my perineum (the area below the scrotum), and the like. She also could have made an effort to kiss my mouth, neck, chest etc. before going down. That would have made it all seem less mechanical. Had there been more warm-up and more chemistry between us, I would have considered it a top-notch BBBJ though, so don’t be too put off.
I then asked if I could DATY, which she agreed to with no sign of either enthusiasm or reluctance – only mechanically reclining and spreading her legs for me. I tried my beast todo a better job with her than she had done with me – kissing her legs and stomach before closing in on her (very nice and small) pussy. Conchetta had one of those miniature pussies which, when shaved completely as hers was, gives you a shameful sense of going down on someone in primary school. Perv that I am, I like the feeling. But with Conchetta, the experience was one of little pleasure. She fake-moaned all the way, and I could tell that she wasn’t into it. And I so do love DATY when a girl enjoys it. I consider myself rather good too.
Well, I also licked her from behind, just for the aesthetic experience. Conchetta’s little bottom is spectacular by my book. That lovely little pussy, a very tiny anus, and those small butt cheeks made of steel – couldn’t be better! 10+ ass. But remember that I like petite girls – if you are a fan of bubble butts, hers is not for you. I would have loved to lick her asshole, but she told me not to when I slid my tongue up between her cheeks from behind. Too bad.
Then it was condom on and some missionaly style sex with legs lifted high. She made the appropriate noises, but not with any real enthusiasm. Then moved to doggy style and penetrated her hard and fast for a while, before my normal problem set in: She didn’t feel right, and I started thinking about how I often become flaccid at this stage, and hence I shrank and couldn’t continue.
I masturbated behind her for a while, but it didn’t really work. By now we were about 20 minutes into the session, so I was a bit stressed to come. She had given me the impression of being a clockwatcher, despite not saying a word to that effect. Maybe it was just poor chemistry and my own stress talking.
I asked that she finish me off my mouth and hand with her deep BBBJ. She asked midway if I wanted to cum in her mouth, but I told her that I was aiming for “handentspannung”. She sucked me deep, with hard strokes but no real sucktion, and used her hand to good effect. She moved around so I could fondle her breasts, stood up kneeling beside me so that I could see her great body and those superb breasts as she whacked away, etc. All in all, she made a really good effort there at the end – at my request taking me deep in her mouth a couple of times at the very end, and then masturbating me while I shot my load.
She did let go a little too soon to start the clean-up, which I suppose I should have asked her not to do. In the end, we walked up to the safety deposit lockers and I paid her the 60 euros due. She was businesslike and a bit cool and aloof as we said goodbye – no real warmth in the goodbye peck on the cheek.
And this is what makes me feel I want to have a repeat performance with Conchetta, though I wouldn’t recommend her to a friend: I heard her remark in German to a couple of her friends by the slot machine, when she thought that I was too far away to hear or understand what she said, that I had a well-filled wallet (I did) and that I was a “kartoffel” something. That means “potato”, for those of you who don’t know. I don’t know if she meant I was passive, easy money, looked like a potato, had a limp dick, or whatever, but I could tell it was not a great compliment. Why does this make me want to session with her again? Well, because I’d like to show her that I don’t need to be passive. Basically, I got so pissed off that I would like to penetrate her anally and gag her throat like Max “hardcore” Steiner. But I suppose that will just have to remain my daydream for the next year or so. I shall come back equipped with some Muse capsules of alprostadil and fuck her brains out… :) [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alprostadil[/url]
No, I’m just kidding, of course.. Conchetta was a bit of a shark, and I have learned that I need to be more assertive and trust my instincts more. She gave a more than decent BBBJ, has a great body (9.7 out of 10), made an effort to get me off. A good performance but absolutely no good chemistry and too much fake aggressive act for me.
That was all for report no:2. I shall return shortly with my third report about the best PFP experience of my life: Aida @ Artemis.
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Charles in Berlin 3 – Aida @ FKK Artemis
this is my third and last report on the state of fkk in berlin, and i shall focus on the best pfp session of my life: aida (aa-ee-dah).
i had sessioned with conchetta and was of two minds about the experience. in the afterglow of the concluding orgasm, i could only shake my head at how easy a mark i had been. i wasn’t exactly disappointed with the session, since she had made a real effort at the end and since she had given me plenty of visual material to digest in days and years to come. but i had been week and gone with a girl with whom i felt i wouldn’t have a really good session. i decided to consider the 60 euros “learning money” (a swedish idiom i don’t know how to translate, meaning “money you spent, where the experience taught you an important lesson”). next time, i would stand my ground, i said to myself.
after a long shower, pushing the knob every fifteenth second or so, i stumbled out into the main lounge despite the tobacco smoke being a serious hazard to me. i was of course too tired to session again for a while, and found that the phrase "ich bin zu müde, aber vielleicht spaeter" (i’m too tired, but perhaps later) worked wonders most times. i saw the rod stewart lookalike german proprietor of artemis sitting at the bar in his black suit, watched a man get a bbbj in the upstairs kino, found a man lying by the pool reading a book and asked if he by any chance was “angus magee”, to which he looked frightened and shook his head in denial and said something incomprehensible in german (just because agus is a man and often relaxes by the pool with a book, doesn’t mean all men relaxing by the pool with a book are anguses…)
the black girl i had seen sitting so provovatively on a barstool was now standing in the pool room, resting her elbows on a rail, feet together, bent over by the hips and really arching her back to draw attention to her magnificent posterior. i have rarely seen a better sales pitch. i don’t even particularly like heavier girls (i guess she was about bmi 25), but her bubble butt was truly something to remember! and since i find it very erotic and exotic to have sex with a black girl, i really did feel like asking her for a session. but alas, i was too fatigued at the time. i absolutely will session with her next time though – if she is still to be found. i hope she does anal. that would be incredible!
i ended up instead taking a break on the huge sofa-bed below the central staircase. i was joined a couple of times by ladies who wanted to know how i was doing and whether i wanted some company or wanted to come to a room, of course – but nothing too insistent. i guess they really did see that i was tired. i remember a chubby bulgarian girl in particular, because she had such a lovely face and wore blue contact lenses. she crawled up to me and lay her head on my chest and started asking the usual questions about whether i was here alone, why i was in berlin, etc. her face is perhaps the prettiest i have ever seen on a girl in real life – at least so up close. too bad i can’t remember her name. we talked about the state of prostitution in sweden, bulgaria and germany, comparing notes. she found it very amusing that i considered artemis the main reason why i love berlin so much. but i digress: i would absolutely have gone to a room with her, but for the fact that i was so tired.
after resting, i went looking for ella again. i searhed her here, i searched her there, by god i searched her everywhere. but she was busy all the time! in the end i found my way to the upstairs kino again. it was empty except for an older guy reclining on a bed, with a very tall, thin girl kneeling beside him, whispering in his ear and giving him a slow sensual sales pitch. i plopped myself down on a bed right across from them and discreetly watched the tall girl’s legs and bottom. it’s not every day that you get to enjoy such a view.
as luck had it, the guy turned her down. i had hoped that they would seal the deal, and that i would get to watch a couple of minutes of bbbj there on the couch-bed, but instead the guy declined her business offer and she made as if to step out. that’s when she noticed me.
then ensued the usual verbal fencing, but with a twist: the girl presented herself as aida. number #2 on my shortlist for the evening. i told her that i had heard lots of good things about her from other guys on the internet, and she seemed very surprised at this. she spoke a bit of english – a big enough bit that we could have a conversation in about 50% german, 50% english – and i explained to her about this forum and gave her the url. perhaps she will look in on us.
insensitive fool that i am, i told her that i was actually looking for ella this evening, but that i would very much like to have a session with her later on. she countered this move with an enlightened observation: “ella isn’t here right now – i am. perhaps you would like to go with me now and find ella later”. that’s what i decided to go for.
and here is where i would like to thank angus magee for writing that “another russian, aida is very tall, slim and pleasing to look at. we had a short interaction earlier so i motioned her over and soon we were upstairs in a room. another good choice i soon realized. her bj was not quite up to ella’s but was still very, very good. she is sensuous and un-rushed and enjoys the session. she also was very cool about letting me know what was available without giving any pressure to spend more. i would 100% repeat with her.” i actually had this comment pasted to my list of girls to look for, and while i didn’t really feel that i was 100% into aida during the sales pitch, i decided to take his recommendation and just go with it. so thank you, angus. you made my night at artemis memorable!
aida: 178 cm tall (specifically asked, because i didn’t believe at first that she was shorter than i) in stockings. with high heels, she’s incredibly tall… she weighs around 60 kilos, but was recently quite a bit heavier. we discussed this after our session when we lay chatting on the bed, because she told me that she had lost about 5 kilos per month since starting to work at artemis a little over four months ago. “very tall and slim” is a fitting description. she also has very nice breasts, but i couldn’t tell you if they were small, average or large if my life depended on it.
aida comes from st. petersburg in russia and has lived in hamburg for a few years. i would guess she is around 24-25 years old, give or take a few. her body is simply spectacular. she also has a very nice and friendly smile and sparkling eyes – and her entire person says “i am comfortable with what i do, respect myself and my customers, thoroughly enjoy myself in this situation, and i feel a bit randy tonight”
we ended up in a very small room upstairs. she gave me a very nice view of her posterior as she knelt on the bead to lay down a couple of towels. then it was time to start the session – the most exciting moment of all, when you think about it. i asked her if she liked to kiss, and she said “very much”. jackpot! i stepped in closer and leaned in for a small peck on her lips, and off we went.
making out is one of my favorite pastimes and it seemed aida felt the same. she had a delightful way of frenchkissing intensely, then pulling back and tilting her head back so that i had to bend over her to make contact again. it made me crazy with lust. we felt each other up and made out for quite a while, all the time breathing heavier and smiling more and more. she broke our kiss with the compliment “you kiss very well”. “so do you,” said i, and we laughed and continued for some time before i felt i needed to go down on her. before i did so, though, i told her that we needed to prolong the session to a whole hour, because i was really having fun!
aida seemed to thoroughly enjoy our session, which really did it for me. i licked her from behind, just as i had done with conchetta a few hours earlier and with lina at la folie two days ago, but with aida it was different. she responded with genuine enthusiasm. she pushed back at me and caught her breath as i licked her asshole. i could tell she was turned on by that, and proceded to tongue her tight, clean asshole deeper than i really like to think about after. i even sucked on it while tonguing her. well what can i say – she was into it, and therefore so was i…
we proceeded to have a very extended oral session. i let her ride my face, which she seemed to like very much. first from the front, so i could fondle her breasts while looking up at her and pushing my tongue inside her ass again, then from the rear so she could go down on little charlie in the meantime.
this was all interrupted at times so we could continue to french kiss. a truly genuine gfe! but her bbbj was considerably better than any i’ve ever had from a girlfriend, so i must say it was even better than gfe :)
during our soixante-neuf, i think she probably came at least twice. it was particularly when i put my arm around her and pushed her down on my face while lashing at her clitoris and using my fingers to massage her anus (only outside) that she seemed to really enjoy herself. a while later, after more dfk, i asked if she liked to have my fingers inside her pussy, to which she, much to my surprise, gave a resounding “yes”. massaging her gräfenberg area with my fingers intensely while sucking on her clitoris threw her over the edge again.
when she climbed off, i was wet all over the face! damn that was nice!
we went at this for quite a while. she got up one time to fetch us some water to drink and to open the window, because our room had turned into a baking oven. but then we resumed and had a very memorable session. we did reverse cowgirl, then had her lying with her back on my chest so i could fondle her breasts and clitoris at the same time. that made her explode again, i think – at least she enjoyed it very much. then back to reverse cowgirl before my curse set in and i got e.d. again. but i was having too much fun to really care about that! i had anticipated it would happen, so i wasn’t too disappointed.
more dfk and fingering her clitoris (her pussy was so engorged and tumescent now that she actually had to spread her legs and look at it in the mirror!) then on to more bbbj and another 69. by this time, her pussy was soaking wet and a little salty/tangy to the taste, but i didn’t mind as she was so very fresh. this got little charlie going again in no time, but instead of trying to mount her, i asked that she make me cum with her mouth and hands. which she did very nicely, of course, though it took quite a bit of effort on her part, since i had had a session not that long ago.
after, she told me there was still plenty of time, and that we didn’t have to rush out (i love her). instead, we lay on the bed and chatted away for a while about her nutritionist who said sex was a good way to lose weight, about where she lived, where her sister lives, speed limits in various countries, etc. she smoked a cigarette (i didn’t mind at all this time!) and posed a bit for me to give me something more to remember her by. we spoke some more about this forum and how i would like to come see her next time there is a trade show in town. then it was time to go down and settle the payment.
all in all, i had the time of my life. it was the best session i’ve ever had with a working girl, even though i needed to opt for a handjob at the end. i left artemis with a big silly smile on my face and a burning desire to come back soon. i would 110% repeat with aida. wonderful gfe! thank you aida, if you should happen to read this!
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in conclusion, artemis is the best pfp venue i have ever visited. now, my experience is not all that much to brag about – i’ve been with a grand total of eight prostitutes – but i know quality when i find it! many beautiful young girls, nice facilities and good service. i will be back. there’s poison running through my veins now, and i’ve developed a habit. perhaps i will try liberty, monrouge or kamilla dee next time, but i seriously doubt it.
again, i wish to thank angus for recommending aida and iseeu for writing about the “nod and smile” method for reeling in a girl from a distance. i would also like to thank all the other posters who have contributed answers and suggestions that were good for a newbie in the fkk scene to know – none mentioned, none forgotten.
there is much more that i could write – for instance about how girls pass around word of how clients reply to their suggestions – but i have already used more words than i ought to. i shall save it for another day.
yours truly
charles browne
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