A Tijuana Virgin Trip Report, The Execution – The Big Wait
The next day I get up and plan to cross back to the USA, get my car and drive to the Sentri office. I figure I will cross about 10am so the line wouldn't be too long with the morning rush out of the way. WRONG. It was Nov 1st and apparently this is a holiday of the dead where every Mexican living in Tijuana takes off work and school and visits grave sites or goes to the USA. When I asked the cab driver to take me to the border he said the line was 3-4 hours long and wrapped around the park, it was the longest he has seen. He suggested I take a bus for $5. He said it's not as long and you are at least sitting in an AC bus. I first had to inspect the line, It went on forever and wound around some shit hole of a 3rd world country that you would never think lead to a border crossing that was establish a zillion years ago. I followed the path for Sentri card holders and came to a US customs official and explained that I had an approved application and would like to get an interview and the Sentri office. They very politely said, 'Good news, there is a Sentri office just on the US side right here. You don't have to drive anywhere; all you have to do is get on the end of the 4 hour line and wait like everybody else! '
Not one to wait, I went to the bus stop and paid my $5. They guy selling me on this bus ride said 'good news amigo, we will get you there in 20 or 30 minutes, $5 por favor. 2 ½ fucking hours later! I made it to US customs and crossed back in to the USA. The good thing is that there was a Sentri office right there and when I told them I wasn't a local they gladly said I could have an appointment right way, the bad thing was that it would take a few weeks to get my card and I had to fork over $97. 00. That's ok, I will be making good use of it in the future.
While in the US I decided to drive around a bit to check the price on some other parking lots and went to an 'Odd Lots' to buy a $10 set of sheets. Next time I will bring an extra set just so I know I am fucking and sleeping on something clean.
Then back to Mexico and my hotel where I showered and was ready to play again. I decided to walk the streets and see what might be appealing. Yea there are some old ugly SG but there are fantastic, very young, very tight girls and plenty of them. I went up to one of the youngest prettiest tightest little things and asked how much, she said $20 for 20 minutes. I said fuckysucky sin ropa multiple positions? She said $30. I said for 30 minutes? She said no. 20 minutes and smiled. I then saw the crack teeth and thought she just may be a tad too young. I figured there was plenty of selection in the bars that were just as good, healthier and at less 'risk' so I better stick to that. I'm cheap, but not stupid.
So I decided to try the Adelita which is just down the street from the Hong Kong. I walked in, took a look around and didn't see much. Then out of the corner of my eye I see this black haired sex bomb, I mean this chick was walking / dripping sex, one look at her and all she said was 'cum fuck me like an animal' and she never had to utter a word. We grabbed a booth and ordered drinks. It took a whole 5 seconds before she is rubbing my cock and says 'lets fuck'. I asked how much, she says: $60 and $12 for the room. I said: 'let go to my room' and she said she couldn't, she had to stay here. I said: 'then $50 and we stay here if I have to pay $12 for a room'. She said: 'no, sorry'. I said: 'I'm sorry too', she said: 'OK lets go for $50'. I was all over that shit. She was a bit mechanical and full of plastic, the 'walking sex' look is because she had huge bolt on tits and ass. Her ass was so lumpy it was a bit of a turn off (but not a problem when I had her knees pinned to her ears bouncing on her like a trampoline). She had a really pretty face and smile and beautiful long hair. She looked up at me and smiled the whole time I'm banging her but every time I bounced and deep dicked her she grimaced, just a little, very hot and a true professional, she took it well. It's a shame, she really didn't need all that plastic, I would have fucked her anyway.
Back to the Cascada to freshen up and then hit the Hong Kong. I grabbed a seat at the bar. There are always 6 or 7 girls dancing in the front ½ and about the same in the back ½. All the other girls are strolling around. It all marketing. They are simply showing off their wares hoping to snag a buyer. Some girls will simply walk right up to you and ask for $1. I simply said no gracias. Some would walk up to you and grind on you or put your hand on their tits or ass to cop a feel. They ALWAYS got a dollar. They would then ask if I would like some company, the ones I liked I asked them to sit and bought them a drink, the others I simply said no gracias and they smiled and walked away. No hassle and certainly not the rudeness or 'attitude' that you often get in the US clubs. If you like a girl you can walk up to her and ask her to sit with you or ask your waiter to bring her over. They will always sit with you because they are obligated to have a certain number of drinks a night or pay a house fee to be there.
The waiters are all over the place. At times it seemed there were more waiters than girls and they are always asking you for a drink. But even if I finished a beer and wasn't ready for another I simply said 'not yet' and they walked away, no hassle or pressure.
I soon got hungry and wanted to try those famous street tacos everyone was clamoring about here. I wanted only beef tacos because of the story here about the fish tacos and my own past experience. I ate a 'fish taco' once and about a week late a big blister appeared on my lip. I think I will pass. So I just happen to stop a waiter that was walking by, #21 and put a $1 in his hand and asked where I could get the best beef taco. He said 'out the door and turn left'. As I am walking out the door he grabs me and said 'no, no better yet go to the one at the corner on the right, that's the best one'. I head to the corner and approach the stand and ask for a beef taco. They said they only sell fish tacos. I said NO WAY. Puzzled, and before I went to the next stand, the waiter grabs me and said 'no, no go to this one'. He leads me to a stand and orders for me in Spanish. This son of a ***** watched me go down the street and chased after me to make sure I went to the right place. Well, let me tell you, with service like that he was my waiter the rest of the night and the next day too! We became amigos and when I told him what I like he bought me the youngest chicks in place. It was like ordering room service.
So I get two tacos, everything on it and pay $2. They wrapped them up for me and put them in a bag. I took them back to my room to eat and freshen up. I open the tin foil pick one out, take a bite and it's the worst shit I ever tasted. I thought what the hell were these guys talking about? Then I look at it and realize that they wrapped each taco in paper and I was eating the wrapper. After I took the paper off I enjoyed one of the best meals I ever had and it was $2 stinkin' bucks. I was hooked and went back for more. Several times.
A Tijuana Virgin Trip Report. The finally
The next morning I got up around 8 am and washed up and headed to the Hong Kong. I had no plan but to hang out most of the day there. I was flying out the next day and figured that I should leave late in the afternoon, around 4pm when I saw the shortest line the day before when returning back to Mexico. I wanted to get several sessions in before I headed out. The problem was that I had to be out of the room by 1:30 and I still needed it until 4pm to keep my luggage and use as my sex pad. I went to the receptionist desk to talk about staying a few extra hours and was greeted with 'hola Mr. Fuckalot', that confirmed that it was the right choice to leave that day but not just yet. They agreed to let me stay for $40 which was $10 less than the $50 Friday rate for the whole night. I gladly agreed.
The girls start to come in around 9 am and it wasn't 9:15 before I had a beautiful chica next to me rubbing my cock. We have a coke then head up stairs to play. Now this chick was a whole lot of fun for $60 and I think she really just needed a good orgasm. I start eating her out and she goes nuts. I do this thing were I put my thumb in her pussy and my knuckle of my forefinger while sucking on her clit. She has my head between her thighs squeezing my head. I swear I now have cauliflower ears. That girl soaked the bed.
After the session I walked her back then head to my room to rest. Around 11am I head back to the Hong Kong, sit down and it wasn't 2 minutes and there she is sitting next to me rubbing my legs. Although we had fun I really wanted to try another but the waiter comes by and asked if she wants a drink. She says no but wants something to eat instead. I'm hungry too and hand waiter # 21 my 2 for 1 appetizer coupon I printed off the web site. He says no problem and hands me a menu. I was in sticker shock when I saw the prices but he said not to worry that we can have two of anything on the menu for $8. I get a sandwich and fries and she gets a chicken salad and orders it to go, WTF? When the food comes she says she wants to eat up stairs so off to the room we go. After we eat she says now how about some dessert. She strips naked gets some truffles and puts one on her pussy. I got the hint and started eating her while she's is eating chocolates and rubbing her tits. Another O for her and my friggin' ears are ringing! She sits up grabs a cover, yanks my pants off, grabs my cock, puts the cover on and says: 'Fuck me now! ' no sucky, no playing, she just want to get fucked. So I did. When I was done she hardly said a word, got dressed, kissed me on the cheek and left. I never saw her again for the rest of the day. She never asked for a penny. I felt cheap and abused. It was one of the best sessions I ever had.
I had one more session before I headed to the border with a tall absolutely gorgeous tight body raven. Unfortunately she wanted $80 and wouldn't budge. I would have passed but time was running out and I knew it would be my last session so I said what the hell. We had a lot of fun.
I got to the boarder around 4:30 and there was a long line but it was a nice day. I wasn't in a hurry and decided to wait. It actually moved pretty quickly and I was through in 1 ½ hours.
Although one day I will try CR and DR but I will absolutely be going back to Tijuana first. It's simply too convenient (especially once I get my Sentri card) and an amazing adult playground.
Happy mongering, be safe
PH
Tijuana trip report 10/31-11/2
There and back again- finally made it down to Tijuana. Thanks to the board members who made it possible. I would never have known about a place like HK without this board. I wanted to describe some general stuff for other newbs as well. Enjoy!
Tijuana is like a roach motel. Easy to get in, hard to get out. On Wednesday Took the trolley from SD, rolling carry on bag in tow. Easy trip. Long walk across the new pedestrian bridge. Taxi to Hotel Cascadas $5. On the way back, allotted 3. 5 hours to get back to SD airport. Left around 1 pm on Friday. Gigantic fukking line, at least 3 hours. The sucker that I am, I paid for a trip all the way to SD airport. $55 bucks. Took about an hour to get through. Have to leave van (packed like sardines) then meet the van again on the other side after passing immigration on foot. I realized I had no receipt and the guy could have totally fukked me over but I had taken a pic of the license plate when I left and let the driver know. Sure enough he was there waiting for me. Damn honest, and don't really understand the reputation of Tijuana. You can get fukked over much more in big US cities if you are a tourist from another country. I know I overpaid but WTF I didn't want to hassle with stuff after my very
'busy' trip LOL.
Hotel Cascadas- as most know this is the hotel attached to Hong Kong Club. Very convenient access. Reserved master suite, for 85 bucks. Got a VIP card which gets you 20% off. It paid for itself almost with two night's stay. If you are not staying at Cascadas, do NOT get a VIP card. It's a rip off. The first night I had to take a lower room on the second floor. Not that great, weird layout. Nice sound system. Noisy as hell. I asked to be moved up higher as requested when I reserved but the guy said there were no rooms available. Oh well. The second day I harassed the front desk guy and finally got a room on the fifth floor. Like night and day. Much quieter, nice layout. Highly recommended. Beware though that you don't get any frills. No hair dryer, no remote control. Towels, soap, shampoo and toilet paper-that's it. The room was clean but no sheet under the blanket. I sure hope they wash those fukking things. The girls did not seem to mind getting under the blanket so I am hoping that means they are washed. They smelled clean. It is REALLY nice to have a room upstairs if you are going to be a volume mongerer. No knocks, no individual payments. I paid $62 bucks for this room That is about the equivalent of 4 arribas so well worth it. The sound system has an ipod dock and it sounds great. I have a nice mix that the girls enjoyed and it really added to the experience. I considered Ticuan after the first day but I am glad I stayed.
Food- ate some street food, but settled on the Sonora restaurant as my base. Ate there three times—excellent food, nice service, dirt cheap compared to the US. Highly recommended.
Clubs- I went to Adelita Bar a couple of times but never stayed more than one beer. The girls just don't measure up to HK. Maybe it is better on a Friday but was not impressed with the Wed-Thurs lineup. MUCH smaller than HK and not much dancing.
Connectivity- Cascadas had pretty reliable wifi. You can also receive ATT signal so you can use your phone for everything without worrying about roaming.
OK now to the fun-
Day 1.
Went down to HK and was frankly blown away. I have been to a lot of clubs in my life and aside from a few clubs in Prague (Goldfingers and Carioca-where) , the quality of the girls was amazing. All Mexican obviously but many different looks. Many 8's and 9's walking around. I won't go into all the details of the beers and the ficha stuff since it is all over the site. I found the meseros to be just fine, not sure why there are so many complaints about them. They are easy to wave off and there are some real good ones. My favorite was Freddy but most of the guys were cool.
Anyhow started taking in the dozen or so dancers going. This was Halloween so all the girls were dressed up. Lotsa sexy costumes. Ficha'the two hottie friends one girl with a catwoman costume. Both on my lap lfk with the catwoman and lk with her friend. They had to dance and after I sat down with the catwoman. Something was bothering her—maybe a fight with her friend and she was kinda cold. Loca chicas what can you do? Sent her on her way—too much talent to obsess on one girl obviously.
I am a sucker for GFE, and I saw a gorgeous witch, just my body type. I think her name was Hana. I'm horrible with names so I could be wrong. Slender upper body though with natural C cups and nice booty with great hips / legs. Very pretty. Barely noticeable stretch marks from her 2 year old baby. She was obviously a sweetie and also very much into kissing. Beautiful lips too. I was dumb enough to go to the VIP room with her, thinking we would just fukk around for an hour for 100. Lo and behold it was for the room and 10 fukking drinks. And the girl is another 100. WTF? I kicked myself for being a dumbass and went with the flow. Had a great time with her so I took her up to my room. Put the sex mix on the sound system and we spent three hours making out, fukking, more making out, mutual massage, etc. Great session. She gave me her phone number and we promised to text each other the next day. She was off but wanted to come see me (for a price of course LOL). She made me promise not to see other girls (yeah right LOL).
At this point it was 1 AM and still loud in my room. No way I could sleep with that. So what am I supposed to do other than go downstairs again? This is the beauty of staying at Cascadas. You just go downstairs. When you want to fukk, you go upstairs. Simple. Brilliant. So I headed back down around 2, the club was still packed. Lots of hotties. I eventually ficha'the a cutie who had the softest skin ever. And she was very responsive to kisses and put my hand on her pussy to rub. She had a 7 face but an 8 body and 10 skin. About an hour later we went up to my room. She was not quite as GFE as I would have liked but still very good. The only issue was that she didn't have lube and she was kinda small. I am not huge but have above average girth—she looked a bit uncomfortable toward the end and so I stopped and gave her some DATY for a while and felt up her body. Gave her 80 bucks for almost 45 minutes. Memo to self: bring lube to Tijuana. At this point it was almost 5 AM so I finally slept with some earplugs.
Day 2:
Woke up around 9 AM, couldn't sleep anymore. Tired as hell. Mongering is tough work! I could hear the club music still. Does it ever close? I got up, took a shower, packed up a bit and emailed cumintj to confirm an escort for the afternoon. I set up a meeting for 4PM with Juliette. I figured I would take it easy and just watch some dancing until then but then I saw the girl I had been ogling in this video: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZB8AVsVNm8[/url]. She is the girl when they pan to the right with the short black dress, usually with her back to the camera. She is a GREAT dancer. I could tell it was her by the way she moved and her body features. She was very pretty as well and friendly. Bought a few fichas, and started dancing with her. Lots of fun. Despite having an appointment later, I took her up anyway. Gorgeous body and she was probably the best fukk of the trip. She really knew how to move her body and got me off in about 20 min. My only regret is not keeping her longer, but I had another session planned! Somehow I also forgot her name, maybe someone could help me out. I would definitely repeat.
I stayed in my room, took a shower, and then tried to rest up for Juliette. [url]http://www.cumintj.com/index.php/my-jullette.html[/url]. She was about 30 minutes late. When she arrived, she was sexy but a little broader shouldered than I like. She was not very sensual but she was very professional—great technique for BBBJ and cowgirl. Advertised DFK and confirmed with mondo but it was not a GFE like dfk. Anyway she was good by US standards but with my fatigue and having just sessioned, there was no way she would be able to make me cum without more sensuality / GFE. I let her go after about 50 minutes. Damage: $150. Would not repeat but I'm sure she can be better. She told me she was nervous because she does not usually go to Cascadas, they work out of their agency hotel. Sweet girl overall but we didn't click. This is why I like the HK setup so much. You can audition them before bringing them back, and there is no guessing about what they will look like. Lesson learned.
After freshening up and getting some dinner, I went back to HK. This place never stops LOL. Saw some girls from the previous night as well as new girls. Saw two AMAZING dancers who spun on those rings and really put on a show. They were snapped up real fast so I lost out. I spotted a girl dancing on the downstairs bar who had an almost perfect body. Liliana. Elegant slim upper body with natural A / B cups and thin waist, but with womanly hips / ass and long legs. Truly close to a 10 for body. And a great dancer. Her face is pretty but her front teeth push out a bit—if she got braces or implants she would be a 9 facially. As it was I would say she is a 7. Fun personality, loves to dance. Gave me some incredible dances at my booth and she was just fun as hell. I knew I was going to take her upstairs. After about 45 minutes of partying, she was hungry and I bought her some kind of tuna plate (10 bucks). She wanted to go upstairs at this point—so we took the tuna and went to my room. She was everything you could want in a HK girl. Fun, was dancing for me, lots of GFE style kissing. CBJ but it didn't bother me at all because she was so into it. Eventually we fukked in multiple positions and she told me she came a few times. I could feel her contracting from time to time but who the fukk knows if it is real or not? Anyway she was a good actress at least. After the first round we hung out and she ate some tuna. We listened to music and made out, I massaged her sweet body, then we went for round 2. She really knows how to ride cowgirl, wow. Despite this, I was exhausted and could not come. Now it was around 1 AM and she had to go home to her 2 yo baby. Seems like a lot of these girls have young babies. She said next time I come down she would spend the whole day with me, go to dinner, dancing, etc. It was so great watching her just walk around the room with that perfect body of hers. I asked her how much she wanted and she replied that she doesn't need anything. WTF? I don't know if this was some kind of reverse psychology but it was not expected at all. I ended up giving her $300 for about 4 hours of awesome service. I think I could have given her a lot less but she was that good!
At this point I was done and called it a night at 1 AM. How much fukking can one guy do?
The next day I got up around 10, now well rested. Had breakfast and went to HK again. What an amazing place. 11 AM and there are 8 girls dancing. I eventually spotted one hottie. 19, Sharilynn. A newbie, there only 3 days. So sweet and obviously new. But friendly. Spoke ZERO English, which made conversation difficult. I have some Spanish skills but the girl generally has to have a slight understanding of English for me to communicate. She is about 5' 3'.110 lbs, perfect body, softest skin. Gorgeous face. I bought her a couple of fichas and was tempted to take her upstairs, but I had a plane to catch and I knew there could be a big line at the border. So I got her number for next time and left.
Bottom line is that the HK club has to be one of the top destinations for mongers in the world. Hot, plentiful girls who dance and fukk? For relatively low prices? In the words of the Terminator, 'I'll be back'.
The Zone on Thanksgiving Weekend
I'm trying to arrange a number of business meetings in San Diego and it looks like meetings will have to be the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and the Monday after Thanksgiving. What's the zone like over the full Thanksgiving weekend? Lively? Dead? Normal activity would be enough to keep me in town that weekend. If it is expected to be dead, I'll head back east and return on Monday. My guess is the locals don't care about Thanksgiving and it will look the same as anyother weekend. Thanks.