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Your Kingdom for A Root!
[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2465966]Yes there are thousands of mongers from the Land O'Plenty who have given up everything to get their two inch, shriveled marshmallow cocks sucked by an endless procession of 19-year old nubile nymphs in Flipsville. They have given up their jobs, their families, their friends and all their possessions to permanently relocate to that shithole. They eventually end up destitute after they have blown all their savings in their relentless pursuit of BBFSCIP.
This is no different to the septuagenarian mongers from your country relocating to DR or CR to get their two inch, shriveled marshmallow cocks sucked by an endless procession of 19-year old nubile nymphs.[/QUOTE]Engine Driver, have you ever considered giving up your family, wealth, power, and social status in the Land O' Plenty for unlimited BBFSCIP, BBFSCIA, and BBBJCIMWS in Southeast Asia? Do you ever feel tempted to join your compatriots who have done so? Just imagine an endless procession of 19-year-old brown beauties sucking your marshmallow around the clock in a dystopian Heaven on Earth. Every kind of hot nasty root with a nubile brown beauty would be on tap. You would no longer have to go sulking around the underbelly of Sydney, trying to hunt down a good root. You would no longer have to put up with depressing roots from horrid tattooed Indonesian mommies and Chinese grannies with garlic breath.
Not too long ago, there was a lot of screaming in the Aussie media about a prominent politician from Queensland who took 28 trips to Flipsville between 2014 and 2018, spending some 300 days way from Oz. Apparently, that politician loved to go on walkabout to the notorious red light districts of Angeles City and Manila. He eventually found his happiness marrying a LBFM with a long history of leasing out her camel's toe to root-thirsty mongers frequenting her employer's bar. His Aussie constituents showed their support for the politician's walkabouts in search of a good root in Flipsville by re-electing him with an 11.2 percent swing in his favor. LOL!
In my country, we have filthy rich billionaires who root nubile white girls from the underclass in West Palm Beach. They are sometimes joined on their yachts and orgy islands by royalty with a taste for Pizza Express in Woking. It seems that no matter their wealth or social status, men are always willing to make huge sacrifices for a good root! Given this fact, why do you suppose that a good root is so hard to find in English-speaking Rich White Man Land? The Germans, French, and Spaniards do not seem to suffer from lack of a good root unlike Aussies, Americans, Canucks, and POMs.
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One for the team
Over the past 8 weeks of the covid period I have had some spectacular punts ad sexual liaisons. Like all good runs it is called punting for a reason and sometimes you have a bad day.
First up I located a 'asian massage' lady working from her home and in my suburb. How great. Yes she was asian, yes she lacked any personality. I think some women are so uncomfortable doing what they are doing that they just maintain a sour face and hope everything finishes faster. Well she didn't have to worry too much as I didn't take 'anything' from her menu other than the standard massage. She suggested she used to work in a particular shop which itself has a poor reputation. For sure she will finish up her home working gig and go back to the shop environment where her attitude will reflect more on her employer than her.
With my money still in my pocket I was drawn into this advert.
[QUOTE]MILTON - GOLDEN LOTUS - GRAND OPENING – 22
Welcome to our best massage shops in Brisbane.
Golden Lotus Massage - Milton is a stylish new set and is an ideal destination to pamper yourself with full-body relaxation oil massage by either South American and Asian.
WE HAVE SPECIAL OFFER FOR CASH PAYMENT GRAND OPENING
20 mins $35 (Cash) - Normally $40
30 mins $40 (Cash) - Normally $45
45 mins $50 (Cash) - Normally $55
60 mins $60 (Cash) - Normally $65
[/QUOTE]It's on the corner on Park Road at Milton. Located along the side on the first level, Douglas Street side.
The door is pretty obvious to adjacent business and street watchers. Door is kept locked which is a downer. This means you will be standing and knocking while in plain view. If the girl is busy then it will be longer.
Met by attractive asian girl. Looks 8 /10. Not chinese. Maybe filipina.
Into the spacious room complete with sink. Massage was oily and firm. I had a dream about the massage girl getting undressed and giving a HJ. Obviously this did not happen as per the signage in the room advising that no sexual services are available her.
WIR probably but I think I would prefer a different masseuse.
After these couple of dud punts, I am reminded as to why our favourite haunts are just so much better. There is more to the game than just saying asian massage with happy ending. Without consistency and flavour the repeat custom doesn't happen.
I'm looking forward to hearing of other people's Brisbane adventures.
PP.
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Tinder anyone
After my dismal effort earlier in the week I had blown by JobKeeper allowance for the week so I was stuck on Tinder.
Having been attended to by sweet petite asian girls for so many years I just cannot bring myself to going through the steps with the 'lookers' that are in my local area.
I'll just have to wait until I have cash again.
PP.
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[QUOTE=PilotPaul;2467476]After my dismal effort earlier in the week I had blown by JobKeeper allowance for the week so I was stuck on Tinder.
Having been attended to by sweet petite asian girls for so many years I just cannot bring myself to going through the steps with the 'lookers' that are in my local area.
I'll just have to wait until I have cash again.
PP.[/QUOTE]I'm assuming you will use your real mug shot. The trouble with Tinder then is that your neighbors, friends, work colleagues, your family and kids could see your profile if you're nearby. How would you explain that? More people have access to Tinder than SA, FC, DIA or PL.
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[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2467615]I'm assuming you will use your real mug shot. The trouble with Tinder then is that your neighbors, friends, work colleagues, your family and kids could see your profile if you're nearby. How would you explain that? More people have access to Tinder than SA, FC, DIA or PL.[/QUOTE]Gave up already. Used a poor image.
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[QUOTE=PilotPaul;2467853]Gave up already. Used a poor image.[/QUOTE]Tinder works surprisingly well in Flipsville. 30 minutes from switching on your phone, finding a random LBFM to getting said LBFM in your room sucking on your marshmallow.
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[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2467615]I'm assuming you will use your real mug shot. The trouble with Tinder then is that your neighbors, friends, work colleagues, your family and kids could see your profile if you're nearby. How would you explain that? More people have access to Tinder than SA, FC, DIA or PL.[/QUOTE]Then you'd have to wonder what those people were doing checking out Tinder?
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[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2467615]I'm assuming you will use your real mug shot. [/QUOTE]Several apps are now requiring a real time selfie, not saved photo, to verify your profile pic. No selfie=no profile.
Total spoil sports. 😁.
G.
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[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2467854]Tinder works surprisingly well in Flipsville. 30 minutes from switching on your phone, finding a random LBFM to getting said LBFM in your room sucking on your marshmallow.[/QUOTE]The only question is how do you plan on beating the travel restrictions to get back to Flipsville? In Oz, Tinder is useless in summoning nubile 18 to 22 year-old Aussie tarts to suck your marshmallow within 30 minutes of swiping right.
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[QUOTE=PilotPaul;2467853]Gave up already. Used a poor image.[/QUOTE]I'm so spoiled after years of philippines travels and when I am home sending money on sugarbabes or young cute babes in massage shops. I just cannot bring myself to pandering to a very average middle aged whitewoman.
My last week has resigned me to the sport of paying sweet young things to play with me.
Viagra is such a demigod.
PP.
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Plans for the week
Seems that I have exhausted all of my residual leads from [URL]seeking.com[/URL]. After 5 different catchup with each of the girls I was a little bored with them.
The AMPS are back open again and the girls seem happy to please. There is no hassle or drama. Walking in and get what you want.
There are a few different levels of AMPS operating though:
Top tier: well run clean establishments that the girls are expected to offer FS, korean and Tw student girls.
2nd tier: good establishments with some girls offering FS, most offer nude and BJ, korean and Tw student girls.
3rd tier: chinese run joins that offer massage with HJ, chinese imports and hags.
4th tier: massage joints that don't offer anything extra.
Over time I have honed my list of Tier 1 & 2 joints. As happened last week in my FR I still research the 3 & 4 levels in the hope of finding the next big thing.
Have a great week.
PP.
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[QUOTE=PilotPaul;2468304]Seems that I have exhausted all of my residual leads from [URL]seeking.com[/URL]. After 5 different catchup with each of the girls I was a little bored with them.
The AMPS are back open again and the girls seem happy to please. There is no hassle or drama. Walking in and get what you want.
There are a few different levels of AMPS operating though:
Top tier: well run clean establishments that the girls are expected to offer FS, korean and Tw student girls.
2nd tier: good establishments with some girls offering FS, most offer nude and BJ, korean and Tw student girls.
3rd tier: chinese run joins that offer massage with HJ, chinese imports and hags.
4th tier: massage joints that don't offer anything extra.
Over time I have honed my list of Tier 1 & 2 joints. As happened last week in my FR I still research the 3 & 4 levels in the hope of finding the next big thing.
Have a great week.
PP.[/QUOTE]In the Tier 3 group, some of the old Chinese boilers will give a very good massage. Often they are fat, strong and have fingers of steel. Most often they would have been trained at some strict Communist run massage school back in the 1950's to service party officials and hence they will have a good understanding of anatomy. I keep telling them "more hard" until they loosen every knot. Just don't let them give you a HJ! That thought is too disgusting to imagine! Hahaha.
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[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2467951]The only question is how do you plan on beating the travel restrictions to get back to Flipsville? In Oz, Tinder is useless in summoning nubile 18 to 22 year-old Aussie tarts to suck your marshmallow within 30 minutes of swiping right.[/QUOTE]There in lies the rub! Not possible now and might not be possible for years to come. When will our government allow us to travel and even if they do, would we want to be traveling in a third world shithole without a vaccine? What excuse would we make up to go on a sexcation right in the middle of a global pandemic? Delivering masks to orphaned kids, accompanying doctors to perform cleft palate surgery or micro financing for LBFMs to set up sari sari shops? Believe me, mongers have come up with hundreds of excuses to slip away to get their marshmallows sucked.
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[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2468318]In the Tier 3 group, some of the old Chinese boilers will give a very good massage. Often they are fat, strong and have fingers of steel. Most often they would have been trained at some strict Communist run massage school back in the 1950's to service party officials and hence they will have a good understanding of anatomy. I keep telling them "more hard" until they loosen every knot. Just don't let them give you a HJ! That thought is too disgusting to imagine! Hahaha.[/QUOTE]You might have to work on your maths there ED. Being trained in 1950's would make them born in the 1940's making them 70-80+. Not even our low class Brisbane pimps are offering up that talent.
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[QUOTE=PilotPaul;2468358]You might have to work on your maths there ED. Being trained in 1950's would make them born in the 1940's making them 70-80+. Not even our low class Brisbane pimps are offering up that talent.[/QUOTE]Yes I know that. Hahaha. I didn't expect mongers to take that literally. It was to indicate they were old! Hahaha. I was trained at Chocha Monger's school of creative writing and apparently, exaggeration is a form of comedy.