The Night (or Day) Watchmen
On this cock clock business, come on guys, it is not that difficult. You are being foolish if you don't look at a watch when you enter a room, especially with a girl you don't know. Then a little check on the old Zeit in the middle of the main event is easily done while stroking her hair or face, or while DATY, or touching a range of body parts. Plenty of solutions.
Obviously you should be polite and discrete to preserve the illusion but let us remember this is still pay for play and it is surely useful to pace yourself and keep an eye on the peter meter. You can of course ask her in the middle of things but this IMHO breaks the mood even more. But unless you have unlimited cash, it only makes common sense to keep an eye on things and it surely reduces the chances for all sorts of awkward scenes later.
Just in passing, the girl who started all this broohaa is pretty famous for being both flaky and quite moody-it would not be an issue with most others.
Avril going berzerko over checking watch
Good first review transited. I'm not surprised that Avril reacted like that. When I sessioned with her for 1/2 hour, she gave me a little speech about 1 hour being better, that she's not a machine for a 1/2 hour fuck and that real gentlemen book 1 hour. Realizing what her game plan was (and laughing on the inside for her attempt at "shaming" me into 1 hour) I told her let's see how good we get along for 1/2 hour then I would consider extending. I finished before the 1/2 hour was up and did not extend.
Meanings of abbreviations
There are some abbreviations that I do not understand and these are as following; CIM, CIF, BBBJ, DFK and DATY. Could someone please explain them to me?
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There's No Place Like Home & Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
[QUOTE=Sanuk327;1695433]Go to Urban Dictionary and search all these slang words there:[/QUOTE]These are not slang words. They are abbreviations. No need to leave home. All are explained, unbelievable as it may seem, by gazing upwards at the top of every ISG forum page, just under the red Log Out button. There is a tab called "Abbreviations" which has more than you will ever wish or need to know.
Note in particular, the most important: RTFF.
@Ortos - I dunno if God had much to do with the reverse cowgirl position. Unless God is a she, as some have (wrongly IMHO) argued. Ouch-that damn lightning bolt...
But the problem of the not so furtive glance at one's watch could still remain if there is a mirror, and the mounter (vs the mountee, or for you Canadians, the mounted) spends time looking at her little narcissistic self, vs paying attention to the man who has paid for her attension.
Still, I think this whole tempest in a teapot time thing is related less to etiquette and more to one particular lass whom, as many have reported, often seems barking mad. The Jeremy Clarkson of Artemis?