Thai massage parlor Miss Phuket
The internet address says it all, "Miss Puke." (http://home.att.ne.jp/moon/mebius/misspuke/)I visited the Yaesu location (2 minute walk from JR Tokyo Station) today.Rates were high (12,000 for full body, 16,000 full body w/ oil) and the special package deal (testicular massage) was an extra 2-3,000. Well, the combination of price, the words 'full-body' and the package deal (please excuse pun) seemed to guarantee a happy ending. At any Korean place, this would be 90 min topped with sumata.Well, I got an excruciaitng massage which I only endured since I thought I would be rewarded in the end. Then after 2 hours of hell, she's like, 'wait a minute, the shower is almost ready.'For some people who actually go there for the massage they might like it, but I was like, 'The shower's what? That's it?'Then I got the package deal as an add-on (no pun intended here either) and she gave a 30 minut testicular massage. Well, I know I don't have prostrate cancer now, but she wouldn't touch the shaft. She said that would be sexual and Miss Puke is a reputable massage parlor. Well I'll be damned if a ball massage without touching the shaft is not the most medeival and f*cked up thing... from now on instead of saying "you're the type of guy whould would f*ck someone up the assh*le without a reach around" I can say "you're the type of guy whould would massage someones package without touching the shaft."She was very sweet about it, but she said that the police hassle them all the time, so they are strictly legit.Well, unless you are going there for the massage, stay away from Miss Puke. Also watch out for their other locations in Ikebukuro, Machida, etc.While ambling around the area, I also saw a Shanghai-style esute (they said no release) and a Korean place called Kora or something like that. I didn't go in there, so there is still hope of release within 5 minutes of Tokyo station, but that reoprt will have to wait until another day.