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Beavis, come on down an I'll buy you that beer. But I'm supposed to go to tampico sunday nite, with one of my favorites. But she's a titty dancer, so I ain't buying no non refund tickets...haha (you know how reliable they are)....
Well be drivin down anyway.
Hope you can make it before this sunday, or a week later....
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Hey, que onda Easyrider? I grew up in the Valley and I never knew those places existed so close to the border. I'm refering to The Paradise which you seem to mention quite a lot .Next time I go down there ( I live in Tennesse now), I just might check that place out, if I'm brave enough to cross over...he he he.I have a question . Is there still a massage place there in Brownsville? I went to it about four years ago. It cost 60 at the door and up to 80 for the lady, depending on what service you wanted from the lady. $140 for an hour long session that included fs. Not what it used to be here, but that was ok. The scene here in Nashville has gotten pretty bad, but it used to be great. I guess all good things must come to an end, huh? Well, enjoy your Paradise and maybe one of these nights I'll see what it is all about...
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Hey Easyrider
I appreciate the offer but I am in Galveston getting ready to go to sea in the morning. Be a short run this time I should be back in about 20 days. Maybe next time I am off as I need to go surrender a permiso vehicular to the Aduanas before I go south.
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Isaiah - WHY WHY WHY would anyone go to a massage in BROWNSVILLE when it's not only CHEAPER but BETTER in Mat? Personally, I've never been to B'ville or any border town south of CJ (been to the interior several times, tho') but after exposure to ElPaso and the differences in CJ, I will never again waste my time or money on US teasers.
Beavis - if the abuse gets pervasive here, Jackson can always deep-6 the offender. They took action against T U r O C K the dino hunt er in the Thailand forum (sorry for the unusual spellng but the system won't let me use the term otherwise)
Mexico, where strip clubs are a "full contact sport", Gawd, I love it!!
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Hey Dinghy
Thanks but I won't go crying to mama. These guys like to sit back and read other peoples posts and run their mouths. The whole purpose of this board is to help people out but some people seem to forget that.
I always say when and where I am going and I am willing to bet that none of these Chicken Shits ever leave the house or can't escape the Fat Wife. Several of the guys from the board here know me and will verify that I tell it like it is.
Everybody have fun as this will be my last post for a while.
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Sorry Easy I appreciate the invitation. I am on summer vacation with my family and could not get away last night. I took the two kids along with my wife for a day of fun at Slitterbahn water park ,Cost me more than the night before, but I was feelin kinda guilty so I made up for it. The waterpark was ten times better than the obvious dead givaway of buying roses. Right now I don't know which was more tiring My twin tower babe or the water park. As I will be leaving back to greener pasteurs on sunday I will try to get across once more so I can become a twotymer. I honestly have to admit I really started reading this forum because of the posts by Muckhead. They seemed brutally honest and like they came from someone living on the edge. He seams to call a spade a spade. I liked that. I think the reason that he has gotten so much flack is that he represents what we wish we could be but some don't dare. I have always believed that you have to dare to be great. I think he is just challenging those that are coming up short. I have read some posts that are just crude referring to smelly pussy, skank among other comments which do not compel anyone to have a desire to go to Mexico.I think that if there were a couple of more posts referring to pussy, or stinking pussy I would not have ventured over there.
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Dinghy, I hear you man , but in my defense, I had just recently been exposed to massage parlors in Nashville and so I figured I'd try one in the Valley, if they existed. I never knew those things existed down there so I looked until I found several. Two were in B'ville side by side.They were a little bit more expensive down there then in Nashville but they did spend the entire hour with you. However, after having read the postings in here, I have to agree 100% with you. They are cheaper in Mat. Rest assured, I will make a run for the border next time I'm down there. I could however, use some pointers since I've never been to the other side when it comes to that kind of entertainment. All of my experience with strippers and such, has been on this side of the border. I would really, really appreciate it. Thanks
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I - problem is that THAT part of Mexico is essentially unknown to me (probably about the same as the other border towns though) I go to TJ (full contact strip bars) mostly and into the interior/west coast - Texas is a bit far (Seattle Area). One of the other 'regulars" here can provide timely info about massage, I don't doubt. Since you come from Nashville, you might want to try Juarez since you can get to El Paso on Southwest air. sometimes, pretty cheap trip.
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The first thing you need to know is that Mexico is not dangerous. Learn to relax about the idea, and especially relax when you are there. Just act as if you are a guest in someone else's house. You are after all, a guest in their country. Act accordingly, show respect, don't start any shit, and the Mexican's will treat you very well.
Better than most countries.
I suggest you do not drive because the local traffic cops are nasty, especially at night if you've been drinking. Cabs are not expensive. To get to Paradise Men's Club from Gateway International Bridge is only $10 dollars. And there are two other clubs within one block.
Those Brownsville massage parlors are still in business i think. But I don't go there, because Matamoros is so much better.
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Thanks guys...By the way Easyrider, I grew up in The Valley, I'm Mexican myself, however, I never went "Al Otro Lado" as they say over there when it came to strip joints and such because we always heard horror stories on how bad it was supposed to be over there. I know different now but my experience as to the etiquette in those strip joints in nonexistent. I have no idea what to tip them or what is the going rate for a dance or anything like that. I plan on going in December so I guess I'll get some "hands on" experience...he he he. Is there a place on this side of the border where you can park your car? You know, like they do in Reynosa and Las Flores? Well again, thanks for your advice and pointers
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Isaiah
[i]Thanks guys...By the way Easyrider, I grew up in The Valley, I'm Mexican myself,
In Brownsville, park your car in front of the Univeristy of Texas, in one of the metered spots on International Blvd, about one block from Gateway Bridge. There's a taxi stand just across the bridge. From there just take a taxi to Paradise Mens Club for 100 pesos.
You sound too paranoid to go anywhere but there, the safest club in Matamoros.
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Paranoid ,me?...Who told you that?...He he he...Thanks Easyrider, for the tip. It's just that I'm not familiar with Matamoros. I'm more familiar with Reynosa.
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If you just kinda liked Reynosa, you'll love Paradise Men's Club.
Last night the girls did a big show. They were all dressed alike, and the place went wild. Its funny how so many white gringos like me go there, but few local Mexican Americans. I dont' understand where the fear thing comes from amoung local Brownsville people. Alot of friends from Brownsville tell me Matamoros is dangerous, but i've been going there five nights a week now for three years, and have had no problem. And i'm a Yankee white boy. But I do speak spanish well.
The show was great. Its nice to see some true art mixed in with the titty joint scene.
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Well Easyrider, I just might run into you when I go down there in December then. I'll buy you a beer and explain the "paranoia"...he he he. It's not just me, huh?... Five nights a week!! Damn I'm jealous!!
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Hey Easyrider is there a decent girl friendly hotel near the Paradise? Also what are the easy directions there by car. the last time I went I took a cab ?