Copenhagen isn`t the best place for sex
CGGB Copenhagen is not the best place for paid sex, it is Finland. Denmark is too expensive. In Hamburg they have Club Atmos, which is on the same level as world/oase/palace just with less girls. Sweden is the most politcal correct pusssy whipped nation in the world.Sweden is controlled by lesbian sex negative bitchesm, If you are looking for good sex stay out of Scandinavia and go to Germany.
Camilla rides to the rescue
Well, it really is rather miserable at World at the moment. The amazing thing is that the news obviously doesn’t get around. Or there are an inordinate number of incurable optimists about. Like me.
Wednesday evening: the car park was almost completely full at 6.30 pm. Can be a good sign, can be a bad sign. Entrance, lockers, change, shower, through the magic red curtains, to be faced with a sea of ….. men. OK, the girls are all in the garden, it’s brilliant weather. Out onto the steps with drink in hand. Not a single female in sight. Must all be in the rooms, it’s logical with all these men. Just got to be patient. Through the corridors, down the stairs, scout round the rooms……... worst fears realised: …… more than half empty. Always hard to judge, but I reckon it was a ratio of 10:1.
OK, tighten the towel, back your arse up to the nearest wall, leave no flank exposed, who knows? The locals had a desperate glint to their eyes. Drink, watch, hope, drink. Wait until darkness and hope for reinforcements.
…… You have to imagine my situation, to appreciate the depression I was feeling. An unsatisfactory Tuesday in Oase, which had a very strange atmosphere, compounded by poor choices (not that the overall selection was poor, I just made mistakes), and I didn’t want a repeat for a second night with the same weird-mood women and the same breathless, stifling ambiente. Palace has its own problems, and was dessous night anyway, so I was praying that the Romanian holiday season was finished at World, the trusty providers would have returned now at beginning of September, and it would be Paradise Regained. I really needed a break. I really needed a good sympathetic woman…….
Not a bit of it. Pustekuchen, as the Germans would say. So, I had a choice: leave (as many did gradually), or bunker down and enjoy the facilities. Occasionally I glimpsed a girl. Hey, it was nice, even if she wasn’t. Patterns became clear. The good lookers were in total stress, and the locals in the know had staked out claims in advance. The girls just went from one to another, beckoned, collared, and off to the room again. If you weren’t around, struck off the list. No need to flatter, no need for small talk, and no waste-of-time couch action. If you spoke to any, you needed courage. Most hopefuls were brushed off unceremoniously. Almost all the girls were irritable in the extreme: zickig!
At 8.45 they played a song:
You’re beautiful,
You’re beautiful,
You’re beautiful to me.
I saw your face
In a crowded place
But I won’t see you again.
Someone had a blunt sense of humour. It was a disgrace not to be warned at reception. Even if ultimately I knew the score and was simply too optimistic.
But things can and do change. Fast. Even though by this time I had been in the club for 90 minutes. At one of the small standing bar tables in the middle I suddenly found myself next to Camilla, who had crept up unnoticed with her bag and towel to the next table. Move quickly, Tosc. Camilla is nice. Very nice. Tall, thin, A breasts, black curly hair, beautiful, beautiful face. Turkish from Anatalya. And she’s one for this board too. English only. When I spoke to her in German, she apologized for having none. Told her my native tongue was English, and I got a fantastic smile and an immediate invitation to a couch in the corner. I got the first couch action of the evening, I swear it, and many onlookers…… :-) :-) Well, OK, she got me from 1 to 100 km/hour in about 30 seconds flat with her kissing alone, and we had a brilliant one hour session in the room. (A German guy later agreed (“die war eine Wucht!”) and bought me a beer for the tip). Camilla is there for another month.
Other sessions, yes. But nothing to recommend. Can’t wait for the Autumn season to start.
22Acacia: you mentioned Lisa. I met her too, and I think it’s the same girl (wears $ 1.99 flipflops, not huge stacked heels). She doesn’t accept Daty or 69 because, apparently, she comes so easily and exhausts herself too quickly. Poor thing. Mind you, add on EUR 100 for anal, and she has no qualms about shouting the roof off :-)