San Fernando City, La Union
There really isn't much info on La Union Province on ISG. I happened to be near San Fernando City, in La Union province, for a few of days on business, so I dropped in on an old friend of mine who is semi-retired and lives in the area. He is in his 60's, living off his US military pension, I'll call him Tom.
Just to the North of San Fernando is what used to be Wallace Air Force Base. The Americans moved out in 1991, now it's the Philippine military that run an air base there. Just south of San Fernando City, actually in Bauang, on MacArthur Highway, is a small strip of about 4 or 5 girly bars, which seem to be the remnants of the R 'n' R area back in the heyday when the US Military was here. There remains a small community of older white guys in the area, mainly Americans, many on military pensions, that have retired there and seem happy to hang out at the few bars, drink, and fondle and kiss the bargirls' tits.
The night I arrived, Tom meets me at my hotel and invites me to check out the "local cultural establishments". He takes me to Footlights nightclub, a girly bar! How did he know what I was thinking? The place is just south of San Fernando City, close to Bali Hai and Coconut Grove resort. It seems to be the best of the 4 or 5 girly bars in the area. There are also KTV bars nearby where there is some action to be had, but Tom prefers the straight-up girly bars.
We walk into Footlights around 7 pm, and all the girls cheer when he walks in. I guess he is well known there. He claims he has kissed every girl's breasts in the bar, and I don't doubt it. He has a Filipina gf for the past 8 years, so he is only allowed to touch and kiss the breasts of the bargirls. No boom-boom unless the GF is there for a 3some. Occasionally they go to Angeles for a 3some. Tom is hilarious. He's been in the Phils for over 30 years, and he has a ton of stories about bar girls, etc.
Anyways we sit down at a table close to the stage. The atmosphere is relaxed. There are about 5-10 girls on stage dancing in bikinis, and about 5-10 mingling around the tables with the customers, many who are a bit older. There were maybe 10-20 guys there, many seem like regulars. The music was not too bad, and not too loud. Every few songs, the girls switch; those on stage take a break and mingle with the customers, and the ones mingling around get on stage. The mamasan will ask you politely if you would like to buy a lady-drink, but if you say no, they leave you alone, no pressure.
Tom gives me the lowdown: Barfine is 1200 p, ladies drinks are 110 p, rum and coke is 70 p. Kiss of the breasts is 20 to 40 p. He actually has devised a cool way to pay for the breast kiss. He uses his cell phone to transfer load from his phone to the bargirl's phone, so that the bar doesn't get a cut! Wow! Amazing, the modern technology! Always carry lots of load, because the girls always need load!
We talk for a while with his buddy, who is also a retired American guy. He has this chick beside her, "Apple". She is 22, cute face, smiling, a bit of a party animal, seems like a real firecracker. She flashes her nice perky youthful breasts, and takes off her top for a while, to show off what she's got. Apple's sister comes by, "Heart". She is 26, also kinda cute, seems a bit calmer than Apple, but I think Apple is a bit cuter. Heart talks with me for a while; she obviously wants me to pay her barfine, but I wait, to see if better prospects will come my way.
Tom assures me that Heart and Apple are bisexual and quite happy to do a 3some. Hmm, something to keep in mind.
After about 5 rum and cokes, Tom offers me a lift back to my hotel. We get in his car, but I suddenly have the urge to go back to Footlights to get a girl, so he drops me off and I hop on a trike to go back. As soon as I walk in, Apple notices me and calls out my name from the stage and motions me over. The other guy left without her, so I guess she is all mine. The other girls don't seem as cute, so I ask her if she wants to leave with me. She flashes a big smile and says, let's go! So I take her out for 1200p – what a bargain! I ask her if she is hungry, she says yes, so we go to a beach resort very close by, the Bali Hai. We have a quick bite to eat there, get a trike, and head back to my hotel.
Back at my room, we both have a shower, and we hop in bed. She gives great boom-boom. I can't remember all the details, but she definitely knows what she is doing. About 30 min after the deed is done, we are just lying in bed, and she starts toying with me, and gets me hard again. She seems to want round 2 already! I'm in my early 40's, so I know at my age I won't be able to come again just yet. I know I will probably need a bit more time to recharge (unless I haven't had it for a long while, but I have been getting a lot of nooky for the past year). Anyway, I give it to her for a while, but no more cream in the pot for now, so we eventually fall asleep. About 5 am, I wake up a bit, and we go at it again, but this time I unload. Her performance is at least an 8 or 9 in my opinion.
She was a great in the sack, but not much emotional connection. She was a bit of an airhead, she seemed a bit spaced out in the morning. Not much between the ears I guess. Kind of hard to have a conversation, so I decide not to see her again.
Anyways, after a space cadet morning with Apple, I had to do some work with a bit of hangover. I get back to my hotel at 8 pm after long day. As soon as I get back to my room, Tom texts me to see if I want to go out again. Uh, sure, I guess. Geez, he parties pretty hard for an old guy.
So we go back to Footlights. This time I decide not to drink too much, because I don't want to go to work the next day with another hangover.
This night, Apple is not there, but I do notice another girl who strikes me as cute. She has just a hint of chubbiness, cute face, but she seems kind of nervous or distracted or something. No other girls tickle my fancy, so Tom and I decide to check out the other place across the street, I think it is called Stilettos. There are only 3 or 4 girls there, none look good, so we bolt out of there after one quick drink and go straight back to Footlights.
We have another couple of drinks. I mention to Tom that the slightly chubby one is cute to me. Tom seems to want to call it an early night, so to expedite matters, he tells the Mamasan I want to talk to her, so the girl gets off stage and talks to me. I'll call her Vanessa. She's 19, been at the bar 5 months. We chit chat for a bit. I ask her if she wants to go my hotel with me? "Ok"! Off we go for only 1200 p.
We get to my hotel. She says, "Last night you went with Apple, right? " Yes, how did you know? "Apple is my friend! " Hmm, ok. I gather maybe that's why she is a bit uncomfortable, doesn't want to intrude on her friend's turf. I try to reassure her that I'm not interested in Apple, only her!
She still seems a bit nervous or uncomfortable. I do my best to reassure her, try to make her at ease. I am actually feeling quite tired, but as soon as I turn out the lights, she goes at it! Great kisser, but I can taste a bit of nicotine. Turns out she has a pierced tongue.
Next the clothes come off. She has a perfect body, young, firm, tight, that only the under-22 girls seem to have. She gave such a great BJ, I almost lost it! I had to get her to stop! Then I go down on her, she had a great wet sweet puss.
Then she climbed on me and gave the ride of my life! Wow! She gave me a very passionate and vigorous cowgirl, for quite a long time. I hung on for a while to see if she could come with me. She seemed very close, but not quite, so finally I had to let go of my jets. She made me cum hard. I was amazed that she seemed to almost be there too. Usually it would take a lot of practice together to get the hang of coming together.
In the morning, she still seems kinda nervous or agitated or something,. At least we can have a bit of conversation. I ask her a bit about her life. She lived with a Filipino guy for 2 years, starting at only 17. Some 40 year-old Aussie surfer guy saw her for a few months, but it didn't work out. He didn't mind that she worked at a club, but I guess he was seeing other girls, so she didn't like that. He lives in the Phils, with no obvious source of income. I'm curious how this guy can afford to just surf and screw bar girls, but Vanessa doesn't know. She alludes to some other situation or problem, but it does not involve a guy. I only found out later what it was.
She tells me she is picky with barfines, she'll only go if the guy is nice and not old. Nice to know. She hasn't gone on a barfine for 2 weeks before me, so the mileage is perhaps not too high.
Anyway, I ask if she would like to see me again that night, she says sure. She suggests I go back to the club to pay her barfine, but I say, why can't we just meet for dinner? She says ok, but you have to pay my barfine up front. She only gets 550p of it, the bar gets the rest. I guess the bar is savvy enough to know what she is doing if she doesn't show up. Geez, can't she just call in sick? So I give her 1500p, and tell her I'll text her when I'm done with work. I tell her I can taste cigarette when we kiss, and I get her to promise me she won't smoke during the time that she is with me.
We exchange a few texts over lunch while I'm working. At 4 pm, she goes to the bar to pay her own barfine. When I'm done at 5, she meets me at my hotel. We have a drink and watch the sunset. We decide to go to Coconut Grove resort for dinner. It might be slightly nicer than the place I'm at, but very similar. Plus it's close to Footlights, and she wants to drop by there after dinner. I am wondering why she is so keen to go to her work; I found out much later why! She says it's because she wants to talk with her cousin (I found out later this was a small white lie).
Anyways, we have dinner at Coconut Grove. It seems like a nice resort. She still seems a bit uncomfortable or distracted. I had already asked her if she wanted to come with me to a certain place elsewhere in the Philippines for a little vacation the following week Says she wants to, but she seemed so uncomfortable, that I tell her she doesn't have to if she doesn't want to. She says of course she wants to come. We talk about price. She says that she will have to give the bar her barfine for everyday she is away. I offer her 2000 p per day, but I would prefer she gets all of it, but apparently the bar has to get its cut.
We had another great boom-boom that night, similar to the previous. I try my luck again in the morning (because she makes me hard, such a great body, why not go for seconds?) Anyway, she seems shy to do it in daylight. Kind of cute. Still young and a bit low on miles I guess. I desist and do some paperwork.
To make along story short, I did end up taking her to another vacation spot in the Philippines the following week. We ended up chatting with another bargirl there one night, I'll call her BG #2. Vanessa did seem to settle down a bit, but she still seemed uncomfortable, so a few days later, I cut her loose. As soon as I do, she starts sending me texts, "I miss you", etc. Ah well, too late for that now. Strange how these Filipinas seem to communicate better by text rather than face to face.
A few days later, I spent a few days with BG #2, and she eventually told me that Vanessa was lesbian! She was surprised I didn't know, it was no big secret, so she thought. vanessa has a live-in girlfriend (also a bar-girl) back home that she was missing, although they fight all the time. Ah-ha! That explains why she seemed so uncomfortable, and why she was so keen to go to her workplace that night. Anyway, she was still a great lay. I am amazed that a lesbian can give such a great BJ! Wow!
So that is my story on La Union. Probably not a true pooning destination, but if you happen to be in the area, there is some action to be had.
Cheers and happy pooning!
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The Arrogant Prick: My Father In Law.
I can't believe this asshole. He quit his job when I was there last month. He doesn't want to work figuring now that his daughter has a foreigner she should pay his way in life. I don't mind helping out mom and the younger sister but no way that lazy prick.
We got a helper to help mom with the chores and handle my son now and then. The old prick is always arguing about the maid. I told my wife he has no say in the matter. He don't work so he doesn't pay her salary. What's this cock sucker's problem? He says he's going to leave and go to aunt's place. Well pis off and quit causing everyone grief Tostito Dorito(his name is Faustino but I call him Tostito).
Yesterday he said he was going to stab his wife. Actually it's not really a true wife cause he got 2 half kids and pissed off for a few years only to return. Can't you see your not wanted. Get on the bus and f#%atk right off.
It's not a good situation for my wife and son. Thank Christ only a few months and they will be here with me. And old Tostito can sell fish balls at the school.
Think Before You Give the Benefit of the Doubt
I met a taxi driver in the PI who has a sister in Detroit. She sends him money only once a year at Christmas. She told him "I don't send you money because I know you won't work."
A know a Filipina here in the US whose dad had abandoned the family. Now that she's here in the US married to a wealthy guy (even by US standards), lo and behold, dad comes back into the picture.
Dad may not be a lazy asshole, but it's not exactly unprecedented.