And this children is all there is to know about "multiculturality".
[QUOTE=GroinStrain;1312339]The Ethiopians pretending to be from Eritrea is often used but my fluent French, all 5 words of it, usually flushes them out. If that doesn't work then I tell them in Amharic that I want to fuck them. There can't be many Brits who know how to say that. I think my version is slang Amharic also so even better.[/QUOTE]
The bullshit-free version, of course!
Something I have seen in the past quite a few times is some (usually British, usually drunk, but British are majority here) asking a girl where she is and then finding it all funny he had no clue about where her country (usually a Stan) was. Girls seem to find it less amusing, and actually being able to name the capital and a couple of things about the country helps to build some rapport. Bonus points if you know the name of the city before SU breakup. Same with Filis if you can say 3-4 words it makes a huge difference, and even Chinese appreciate if you can say 3-4 things in Chinese.
But Ahmaric, that is something to be proud of! (Ahmaric is not included in Google translate, I just checked)
Jumeirah / Satwa AMP Revisited
I have been pretty quiet with the FRs having been caught twice and let go by LE's and worse being caught writing up an FR by my then fiancée. Hence I have been relegated to the "safer" confines of the various HJ MP around town, (reports on them later).
I got a month furlough from the missus who finally decided to spend some time with her folks so I dug out the number for my regular AMP and was happily greeted as a returning customer by the voice on the phone. I even ignored the Ramadan factor.
Got the precise directions via sms, and was soon parked inside the villa and rushed in to my first lineup in more than a year. Saw 6 tall PRCs in bikinis but knew how to spot the ones with the double bras and ones sucking in the bellies. All were around 6 to high 7s, and chose PO in the yellow bikini. She was the only one seemed interested and gave me a big smile. The Villa has 3 bedrooms and was led into the one in the back left (no attached bathroom).
In the room I got a tight hug from PO and then the request for the boss money (120). Upon closer inspection I noticed PO was in her early thirties with a hint of C-sec scar and nice B cups. Mood was a little ruined by what looked like a black eye under the makeup but she said she fell on slippery bath floor and showed me her grazed knee too.
On with the show, she wiped junior with wipes, then herself and sat on my chest asking for 400, but agreed to 300 all in. Started with decent BBBJ with some teeth at times but not an issue, and was definitely up for DATY once my fingers wandered. She smelled and tasted clean and the BBBJ got better as she was enjoying the DATY. I did have to stop her as I was ready to pop and with the cap on we begin with cowgirl, then doggy and Mish to finish. A minor complaint is that she more vocal than I liked but have learned to ignore that and do my thing so to speak. After cleaning up she offered a massage and remembering the days of the uninspired and sometimes harmful massages I received from the ladies I opted for just my legs and feet. She gave a surprisingly good massage, especially to my feet, which I asked her to continue longer.
All in all a good experience, PO did not offer anal and did not ask. She was happy with the 300 and did not ask for more. I certainly recommend her, she was not the prettiest but she was very receptive to all my requests, and aimed to please.
Looks 7, attitude 8, service 7 (lost a point due to excessive moans, I know I'm not that good).
Stay safe out there.
CM