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Canbodia Fuck Guide -first half
The Most Complete Cambodian Fucking Guide
Copyright 2006 by United Sex-Tourist Headquarters, Phnom Penh
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Introduction:
If you have the money you better off going to the Philippines. The women are more attractive, travel is more comfortable and the country is a lot more beautiful. With money you can also get good service anywhere.
What I particularly liked about the trip in Cambodia was the level of service you can't normally get elsewhere this cheaply. They did not care about my looks or attitude. Often I did not even have to deal with them directly but just bought them from their owners. On other occasions they were simply well trained to serve, and they served well indeed.
However, I also got some bad service from proud, confident women who knew their power and the support they can get from the system. I always feel week when doing business with females. Simply there is so many bad things happening around them. Fighting, corruption, lies, even murders. They seem to be aware how divided men are when it comes to dealing with them.
It appears that men just love to kill and destroy each other when they come to competing for women. As a result we get such a poor deal that it is even silly. It can be different though, as you will see.
The following article is not just about Cambodia. But it's more about cooperation. In all countries men CAN work together to get a better deal for all of us. I liked that how well the little Viet girls served. It could be like that in all other countries. The blondes could serve us and so on, and so on. All it takes is some cooperation and education among men. Some understanding as well and working together for a common purpose. Maybe this FORUM is some kind of beginning.
By the way I am not a darwinist. I don't believe that everything came from fish and monkey and accidentally basic elements combined into intelligent form, therefore they are all equal: men and women. That is just a purposeful propaganda to keep you stupified.
And last but not least, please and help, let's do away with the course of the earth: child molesters. Let's give every man a healthy 19 and a half years old subservient, unspoilt and beautiful girl (or a dozen). Make him to fuck them until he drops. Guaranteed, he won't want to fuck a kid any more.
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Contents:
Part 1: Cambodia general
Part 2: Phnom Penh
Part 3: Stories
Part 4: North of Phnom Penh
Part 5: South of Phnom Penh
Part 6: Conclusion
Part 7: Maps
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Maximizing your fucking:
It is a widely popularized present day fallacy that you have to be popular with women in order to get regularly laid. Otherwise you are destined to a lifetime of misery and wanking by yourself in the closet. As I said it is "popularized" idea and for good one good reason: To further enhance the power of women in the world and to enslave all YOU by these false programmings. However, as I have investigated the matter a bit further, it is all solid lies and nothing could be further from the truth. See it for yourself:
I often meet people who seem to have all the prescribed necessities of 'life', however they are still dead miserable. They work, consume, copulate, breed and die according to their program. However there is one thing they are missing: Life.
In the following there may be some concepts seem strange to some. However you have to realize that the cause of this is merely your programming. Would you have been programmed a different way, you would feel different. So, it's all your fault, Mr. Robot. Get a real life and think for yourself.
First of all we all must stop listening to women. They lead us to no good. They advocate a life of violence and fighting. While men just want peace. We are no pit-dogs. We are intelligent human beings.
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How to improve your fucking?
Someone who fucks one **** a day does allright. Who fucks two cunts every day does even better. But the one who fucks 10 cunts a day does better than all. Maintining your performance for one year would yield you 3650 fucks a year! Wow, that's fantastic! And yes it is possible to do. All it needs is some planning and cooperating with your fellow men and everyone would be able to achieve such high fuck levels in ANY country and not just in Cambodia. Below are some more clues. All you need is a supportive male environment to practice PNF (point-and-fuck). Pattaya is not really set up for PNF yet. You have to look further.
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Cambodia Sex Guide By The "World Sex-Tourist Headquarters"
General information:
Location: South East Asia, land bordering Thailand, Vietnam and Laos
Capital city: Phnom Penh
Major cities: Battambang, Siem Reap, Sihanoukville, Kompong Cham
Official language: Khmer (Cambodian), numerous English, Thai and Chinese speakers in tourist centres
Currency: Riel, USD, THB (1USD =4000 Riels, 1THB=100 Riels approx.)
Climate: Tropical, hot, humid year round
Visa: 30 days tourist permit obtainable on arrival at all intl. airports and most land crossings. Visa on arrival is not available at Laos border. Scams by officials at borders to extract extra fees are common. Officially the tourist visa costs USD $20. Cambodian embassies and consulates abroad can also issue tourist visas for $20 +$5 fee for same day processing.
The embassy in Bangkok is on Ratchadamnoen Road, near Lumpini stadium. Lodge visa application between 9-12 am, pick up visa same day 5-6 pm. Need one passport foto and copy of passport data page.
Ports of entry: by air- Phnom Penh and Siem Reap. Flights from: Bangkok, KL, Hanoi, Vientiane, Saigon, etc.
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Expected costs of travel (in years 2005-2006):
hotel from approx $10/night,
food from approx. $10/day,
beer approx. $1/lge bottle
fucking meat: approx. $4-15/pop
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Points of interest:
Massage salons, pickup bars, brothels, etc. Also, some people visit Angkor Wat (it is overrated and not particularly recommended).
Public security/dangers, annoyances:
Very basic conditions countrywide, few luxuries of comfort (except in Phnom Penh), poor sanitation, poor food hygiene, poor public security, basic medical facilities, bad roads, poorly maintained vehicles, chaotic traffic conditions. High risk of injury, sickness or death. Travel at own risk.
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Border crossing by land:
From Thailand there are 5 (five) official border crossings open for all nationals. However here will only be 3 detailed.
Border crossing towns from the Thai side:
1.Aranya Pratet (Poipet at Cambodian side)
2.Chantaburi (Phsa Prom checkpoint, Pailin town at Cambodian side)
3.Trat (Cheam Yeam checkpoint, Koh Kong town at Cambodian side)
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1. Aranya Pratet
Getting there and away:
Direct train from Bangkok several times a day. Also bus from Mo Chit2. Bus from Khorat (change at Kabinburi). Bus from Mukdahan (Lao border). Also now there are 2 daily direct buses from Pattaya BKS station (7am, 9am).
Border crossing:
From Aranya town frequent truck runs to border about 10 km, 10Baht. Moto taxi 40 baht. You simply walk over border and you are in middle of Poipet Cambodian town. Lots of hassles from moto and taxi drivers. It's a crappy place but has accomodation, restaurants and an extensive brothel area with good quality meat. Have taxi and bus connections to Siem Reap, Battambang, Pailin and Phnom Penh.
From Poipet again you walk through the gates. No hassle at all on Thai side. Shared truck waiting on left. Some motos nearby. Many decent and clean hotels in Aranya. Also good night market. The ice-cream vendor is especially good with many types of home made fruit sherbet for 10 baht. Bus station has many comfortable aircon buses to Bkk. Or you can bypass Bangkok by getting off at Kabinburi and changing bus to Khorat or Udon.
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2. Chantaburi
Getting there and away:
Several daily buses from Ekamai, Bkk. Travel about 4 hours. Also buses from Pattaya. Catch them on Sukhumvit road, near Nakornchai Air bus station. Also buses every half an hour from Rayong.
Border crossing:
From Chantaburi the border is about 70 km away at Pakkard (no town, just a checkpoint). Several departure points for minibuses leaving for the border. Bus waits until full (morning is best). On point is across the bridge, past River Guesthouse. Another in the carpark of Bangkok Bank, near Chai Lee Hotel. Another at SW corner of King Taksin Park. All charge 140 baht.
Or you can wait for the white songthaew that passes in front of the bus station. It takes you to Klong Yai (official price 47 baht). From there moto 40 baht to Pakkard (4km). In Pakkard you stamp out on Thai side, walk 50 metres on dirt road, get visa on Cambo side.
Moto to Pailin town is 100 baht (25 km). Taxi is 200 baht/car. Road is very dusty and bad but scenery is great. Pailin has accomodation and meat. (See separate Pailin section).
From Pailin: Many moto at the markets. Say you want to go to "Phsa Prum" (border). (When you come in at the border there are many drivers who speak English, but not so at the markets.) Cost 100B. Same stamp out/in again. From the Pakkard borderpoint there is no direct transport further, except a taxi for 1200 baht. However, waiting motos take you to Klong Yai (4km) for 30-40 baht. From there songthaew every hour to Chantaburi, 70 km. Regular fare is 47 baht but drivers may try to charge foreigners 100 baht. Drops you off in Chantaburi bus terminal, near town centre. From there you can walk to hotels.
There is a fantastic night food market and it is an interesting town (possibly the size of Phnom Penh). There are 2 soapy massage parlours next to the lake and some karaokes. However, no guarantee that you will get good service. This is not Cambodia. From Chantaburi bus station many buses daily to Bkk, Pattaya or Rayong.
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3.Trat
Getting there and away:
About 5 daily buses from Ekamai, Bkk (same bus stops in Chantaburi and Pattaya or Rayong so you can catch it there too.) Approx. 5 hours trip. Trat bus station is just a few steps outside town, you can walk to hotels. Trat Hotel is very central.
Border crossing:
In front of Trat Hotel wait minibuses to Hat Lek bordertown. 1 hour trip, 100 baht. Leaving every hour. In Hat Lek the bus stop is right next to border. There is also a market and restaurants with good views. Stamp out Thai side, walk dirt-road, get Kanbo visa at Cheam Yeam checkpoint. There are lots of hassles from beggars, drivers and other strange characters on the Cambodian side. It is very intimidating. A moto to Koh Kong town is 50 baht (he pays bridge toll). 20 min trip. Many hotels in Koh Kong and cheap meat too. (See: Koh Kong section).
From Koh Kong: Most moto drivers will understand "Thai border" or say "Cheam Yeam". 50 baht again. Walk through Kanbo and Thai immigrations as before. On your right, past the Thai checkpoint is the minibus stand, in a fenced carpark. They leave every hour to Trat. In Trat your bus connection to Bkk is right next to where the minibus arrives or cross the road for direct bus to Pattaya (only 4 times a day).
There is not much to do in Trat but staying at Trat Hotel is convenient and clean, 200B/night. Right in front of hotel is a quite nice night market. In fact you can even sleep in Hat Lek town, right next to the border. Ask at any restaurant and some staff will vacate their room for you, for 100 baht a night. But it is not very safe and is very boring there.
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Phnom Penh
General:
Capital city of Cambodia. Population approx. 2 million people. Orientation: Situated next to the confluence of two rivers and next to one large lake.
Central area: around Psar Tmei (Central Markets).
Accomodation: Most convenient around Psar Tmei, abundance of hotels and guesthouses, $3-$30/night.
Food: Several tourist restaurants in area, meals from $3++, pizza from $3++ , Khmer restaurants from $1/dish (some have English menu)
Local transport: on back seat of motorbike taxis, fares 1000 riel short hop, up to $1 for longer trips. Little more at night.
Money: USD and Riel accepted everywhere, moneychangers around all markets and main streets. There are now several ATMs in Phnom Penh (and Siem Reap). Some banks cash Travellers Cheques in USD and other currencies.
Dangers and annoyances:
Streets are unlit. It is positively dangerous to wander around on foot at night, even in groups. At night always take a taxi or moto with a driver that you trust. Try not to get too drunk. Fix taxi fares and the cost of ALL services BEFOREHAND! (best if written down).
Traffic is chaotic with few rules, take care when crossing roads. Drink bottled water, avoid iced drinks, etc, etc…. Hassle from beggars and moto drivers can also be annoying. Perverts occasionally preying on sex-tourists can be a nuisance. Protect yourself, wear earplugs.
Getting there:
From airport to town motofare $2, taxi $7. From Thai border by land/sea transport to Phnom penh approx. 12 hours ++,
Several bus terminals located around Psar Tmei.
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Entertainment:
Poossy pumping, sex-bars, sucky bars, discos, chat bars (for the masochist), several printed visitors guides with detailed listings are available free of charge at hotels and also good maps.
Useful phone numbers:
tourist cops: 117 or 012-942-484
US embarassy: 023-216-436
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Sex in Phnom Penh Cambodia, an alternative approach:
Lots of new girlie bars opened since last year. Mostly around the old ones, st. 130, 104, 136, 118,108, 102, etc. However it is not all that good news. Since these bars are all CHAT bars! You chat with the women, and if THEY like you then you MAY barfine them. The concept sounds totally ridiculous though. You chat with women, you get braindamaged. It's that simple. Who can take the risk?
No new "sex-bars" opened recently. Still just the 3-4 old ones. Here the system is good: You sit down and you can fuck within 5 minutes, IRRESPECTIVE of your age, looks or charming personality or lack of such. These places are for men only!. No women customers ever enter. So lucky! A welcome refuge for an hour. The attendants are usually well trained and attentive. Service is satisfactory. They fuck you silly. That's what women are for isn't it? (And to clean the house of course.)
No doubts the CHAT bars flourish because there is demand for them. Some men seem to just want to 'chat' with women. Because that's how they were told by radio and television. In fact these CHAT bars are actually "SUCKY" bars. Except the deal is that the guys suck. Here the men serve the women. And they pay for the privilege.
However if you prefer to be served, there are better places to go. And for the price of a couple of beers you get meat and good service from devoted and very attractive females. Plus you save yourself from brain damage because you don't have to say as much as your name and they won't tell you about their life.
Find a good moto driver and he will show you those places. Sometimes you can fuck for $5, but usually under $10 everywhere. And the cunts are BEAUTIFUL! And as an added advantage they don't speak a word of English. Your mind will stay PURE! Also, as the management is often MALE, you will more likely get a good service. They will watch YOUR interest. Look out for Papasans. They more understand your side.
And the fucking cunts are so beautiful you will want to lick their toes. For your added joy you can share them with your Khmer, Chinese and other international brothers. What is greater than the joy of sharing? This is end of selfishness! Imagine that some other ugly, hairy, smelly man is going to fuck that beauty just 10 minutes after you! Isn't that great?
Sex industry gets lots of BAD publicity nowadays. Don't forget it all comes from women though. We all know they are famous for lying. It's all lies. We all must stop listening to women, today! And the world will be better for it.
Remember: Sex-Tourists You Are The Best!
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The meat of Cambodia
Basically two varieties:
1. Cambodian
2. Vietnamese
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1. Cambodian (ethnic Kmer)
Dark skinned, short body, strong arms and legs, very muscular buttocks. Typically not very slim but rather strongly built. Sizeable breasts are quite common. Nipples, **** lips dark brown. Can be very conservative about fucking (eg. no suck, no DATY, no kiss) but this varies.
2. ethnic Vietnamese
Light brown or very white skin. Delicate arms, legs. Often short body height but some can grow taller. Nipples, **** lips vary in color from brown to very light pinky pink. Usually more open about fuck. Almost all suck cock and kiss. Some licks ass too.
In either variety, tattoos or body jewellery is very rare. Few smoke cigarettes.
Generally the same applies as to Laos: Most girls are not as classy or attractive as for example Thais. This could be also due to poorer nutrition, wearing much less make-up and dressing in cheap clothes. However, in Thailand it is hard to get good service nowadays.
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Main types of fuck-venues available for devoted sex-tourist in Phnom Penh:
1.Hotel massage parlours
2. Fuck bars
3.Khmer brothels
4.Hairdressing salons
5.Chat bars
6. Music restaurants
7. Pickup bars/discos
8.Chicken shops
9.Karaokes
Massage Parlours at various hotels around town. Must be at least 10 or more. Usual price: Massage: $4-$5, fuck extra $10-$20 (you negotiate with ****). Room is usually comfortable hotel room, aircon. Mostly Khmer women. Some men don’t like it because there is so much shading around the deal. It is never sure whether she will fuck and at what price. I will not give locations. There are so many, anyway. It's easy to find them.
Fuck bars for foreigners. 3 or 4 in town. You buy drink and pay **** to fuck in room on-site. About $20 total cost, incl drinks, tips. Find them yourself. Not hard. Rooms can range from basic to luxury. Cunts usually are used to foreigners so service can be good. YOU WILL get a fuck here IRRESPECTIVE of your looks or character!
Khmer brothels: All over town. Mainly for local men. They pay around $2. If you go alone, you can get laid for $5, if with moto then minimum $10. Open all day, so you can actually walk there daytime once you found some. Someone will speak some English. Rooms can be grotty but varies. Service is a hit and miss. Can be basic or quite good. Look for papasans (male manager). You will get better service.
The cunts are often not used to foreigners but are very simple minded and usually keen to serve. Bot Khmer and Viets are available. Same stands here: YOU WILL get a fuck. The **** will not refuse you! So, if you are ugly, lame, bold, fat or smelly or all of the above, you have no self-confidence because you have been abused by women all your life, these are a good choice. Quite simply, you buy meat for cash. It's very good for all men. Absolutely no competition involved. You just join the queue. Locations I will not disclose here because of the women and perverts who could possibly interact and cause trouble.(Don't forget this is a crazy and evil world!). However your nice moto driver will know.
Hairdressing salons: You have to know which ones. Ask moto driver. You should really speak some Khmer to get serviced. Only in certain areas. Not all hairdresser shops in town offer the service!
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(had to post in 2 parts because of size limitations by forum)
great link = cambo yellow pages
[url]http://www.yellowpages-cambodia.com/classification/[/url]
Planned trip to Cambodia PP 15th July
I will be coming to PP on the 15th July 06.
Would love to meet other English speaking colleagues to crack a beer or visit the entertainment centres of PP.