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[QUOTE=Sex Lover]Hi to all the seniors,
I am planning my 1st trip to China,
Fantasy:
2 young above average big boobs girls for threesome, hopefully bisexual and both trying to compete to service me well. For overnight.
Scenario:
Choose 2 young above average big boobs girls from different places/mamasan/papasan/karaoke/massage. To create some competitive to service me well to get some extra tips.
Stay overnight with me. Sex all night. I know some girls do act on some lesbianism [/QUOTE]
Some of us China board guys are now having fun in Pattaya, Thailand. Here you can find what you are looking for. Four of us and our girls watched a lesbian show tonight and those girls are available and easy to find.
I have never seen it in China. Guys on the China board have reported that threesomes rarely work well in China.
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A ISG First ...
Hi All,
BSD here a. K. A. Big Swingin Dave. A big thanks for SEA Joe for giving me this handle. This is my first forum report and hopefully many more to come.
I am winding down my 3rd month stay in China and has had the pleasure of meeting many Dongguan regulars here, especially SEA Joe, Wadman, SlowerBetter, OAH, Weelock, Santa, and many others.
With the pleasantries out of the way, I experience a hilarious "first" last night at the expense of our fearless leader (FL), name to be withheld but you know who you are. With the Chinese New Year barely behind us many FOFM (Fresh off the Farm), FOFY (Fresh off the Factory) girls are back in town. Two haven't even finished their application at the PP KTV last night was plucked immediately from the pre-line up (Thanks to one of the regular PP Paton, we had special treatment). With limited Putonghua language skills, our FL was unable to select a suitable victim for the night and settled for one of the FOFM girl (let's just call her "Vanisha") with me landing the other FOFM girl (IMHO the best looking one out of 15+ girls in the room). Well to make a long story short, we have all witness the antics of our FL in many of the CP KTVs before and by the middle of the evening, his girl simply "vanished". No one had a clue where Vanisha went. Unfortunately for the rest of the girls in the room, they fell victims to FLs lack of TLC from Vanisha. 3 months being here, I have never seen any girls just simply took off on one of her customers. Haha, it must be the 40 year old cologne you were using FL.
Well, with my FOFM girl in toll for the evening, I also experienced a "first" last night. After taking a shower, I snuggle into bed and found my FOFM fully dressed in bed, she was definitely a KTV virgin so needless to say, she didn't rock my world but this girl is so HOT that she will be a pro in no time. I hope to see her again after she gets some CP seasoning on my next trip back.
I love CP especially being able to hang out with the Senior members of this board. It has truly been an honor!
BSD
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[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]OMIGAWD - how nice to even be compared to Charles Bukowski!!
I had to Actually wikipedia him to find out the flwg:
"..........Henry Charles Bukowski (August 16, 1920 – March 9, 1994),
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
The comparison is with respect to writing styles rather than lifestyles. Also, I think you and Charles have similar outlooks on women. If you get a chance, order Bukowski's "Post Office" from Amazon. It is a very quick read.
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[QUOTE=Sex Lover]Hi to all the seniors,
I am planning my 1st trip to China, possible Chang Ping, Zhu Hai or ShenZhen. Either one of this places. Still not sure which one to go.
I have some sex preferences needed advice from senior bros, on where to get it and the cost. Hope some senior bros can give me some advices or tips.
Hearing all the bro saying in the forum on heaven adventure in China. I want to have that tooo. Girls girls girls. Coooool.
Fantasy:
2 young above average big boobs girls for threesome, hopefully bisexual and both trying to compete to service me well. For overnight.
Scenario:
Choose 2 young above average big boobs girls from different places/mamasan/papasan/karaoke/massage. To create some competitive to service me well to get some extra tips.
Stay overnight with me. Sex all night. I know some girls do act on some lesbianism (girls might not necessary lesbian to do so, had once in kuala lumpur Malaysia once). Just acting. Best if they are into it lah. Hehe
If great possible extend the nights.
How much would it cost? If any bro know, can share please. Thanks.
Chang Ping more girls and happening than Zhu hai and Shen Zhen?[/QUOTE]
It seems that it will only remain a fantasy of yours unless you visit Rio, Buenos Aires, Bangkok, Pattaya or Angeles City. Those places I know they can provide that service.
Isn't that right China guys?
Thanks
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Goddess of Mongers
The Goddess of Mongers.... yes, she can be a fickle biddy. Sometimes she shines on you and sometimes she shits on you!
And shat she did...on me... for the whole week-end! Ahh yes, but perhaps I did tempt fate a bit too much.
I should have known that things ain't gonna be great the first week of the CNY - Wadman even warned me!! But hey, I figured that if things ain't gonna be great, that there's gonna be less monger competition and that we'd have the whole field to ourselves!
First order of the day - a chicken run - and lo and behold, lotsa old AND new talent around, all eager to get picked. Noted down a least half a dozen do-able ones before I decided to go back to the SWL where 2 great gals I did before had really wanted me to pick 'em. Talked to the very pretty Cien Cien to come up right away for a ST and told A Gun to leave her evening open to accompany me for KTV that night, and was all ready to get things in motion when the momma told me - CNY - its 250 today!
WTF??!! 250?? WTF are you smoking?? Nope, 250! And she wouldn't budge - and of course I walked out. Mistake #1 - but hey, I've got others lined-up and figured that it's no big deal! And sure enuff, I ended up with Jen Jen from Baby's shop with the rock solid boobs and body.
Good enough session, but all she could talk about was how lousy business is these days and how she wishes she was back home for CNY... which of course put a bit of damper on the proceedings although it was still....OK. And just because, yup, "because"..... I paid her 250 instead of the usuall 200 plus 10 or 20!
Pent up energies released, I was looking forward to the rest of the week-end.
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Goddess of Mongers - 2
Yeh!!..... KTV to go all wild coming up.... with 8 other dedicated purveyors of CP talent... at PP's!! Gonna be a good night!
And as soon as i walked in, Big Swinging Dave pointed me to 2 great looking gals that he just knew I would take to and had reserved. New talent and one of 'em fluent in Cantonese. Just what the doctor ordered for a tired old soul like me! 9 guys, 16 or 17 gals plus 3 DJ's - man, I had a good time trying to get 'em all drunk, playing all sort of games, grabbing all 'em tits and trying to pull their panties down and see beavers! Until these li'l vixens decided that it was time for...revenge!! And man, they had me every which way and was trying to pull MY Pants.... and MY DIGNITY... all down! Put up a brave fight and was succeeding... sort of... until that overgrown, testoterone filled sex maniac Slower Better decided to join forces with the side who had in the past and would in the future provide him with lots more comfort. Hell, I ain't nuthin' but competition to SB and of course pants and shorts all came of with nothing but my palms protecting what little dignity I had left. Poor guy was all scared and cold and crumpled up in my own warm embrace. Poor poor guy.
And then..... Where the hell is Vanisha?? Huh, where did she go? WTF???
WHAAATT??? Never happened before. She'd disappeared - even without collecting her RMB200 sitting fee! Just like that! Poof! Gone! Vamoos!
Oh well, all's not lost - at least I saved 200 - or even 500 as I'd planned to ST her - and it was off to the Night market for the 130 specials. Just think - a whole RMB370 saved!
Terrible. Really really horrible selection there. And there must have only been 25 max up and down that whole street. I was just about ready to call it a night when what I thought was a vision of loveliness came sauntering from the top of the street, back from her latest assignment... and of course I whipped out my RMB30 right away.
Back in the glare of the lights of my bedroom, and only then did I notice all that.... hair!! Hair on her arms, hair on her legs and of course hair... lots of 'em...on her armpits! Off came her knickers and it was just a little tuft down there. Strange I thought, until I noticed that she had shaved most of the hair down there off!! A Chinese gal, shaving off her pussy hair - and of course the result is stubbles, knicks and cuts .... and whatever else!! And by whatever else, I mean - Do I know if its just shaving cuts or is she..... diseased??!! I HATE SHAVED PUSSY, ABSOLUTELY ABHOR THEM - and here I was with a gorrilla who had shaved most of her pussy off!! To her credit though, she WAS quite a good looking gal as a whole - so I decided - what the heck!!
Did her, paid her, threw her out and went to sleep.
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Goddess of Mongers - 3
Not exactly a sterling start to my week-end, but here it is a brand new day and I was ready to soldier on.
Phone calls after phone calls after phones calls did I make - and either their hand sets were turned off or they were still not back in CP. Blank! Completely lucked out for my morning pop. Could hardly believe it. Oh well! And before I knew it, it was already 11:30 and we were meeting up for dim sum at PP's at 12:30. And then Kuo Lie foned me!! Hey - Kuo Lie who I had ditched in favor of another gal in the past, and who I had promised I will take. And had foned me several times in the past couple weeks. All 172 cm of white skinned loveliness. A vegetarian. And what a nice name. How could I have neglected to call her earlier? YEAH!! Thank you Goddess, thank you!! Only there was no time for a pop before lunch - so I just told her to meet me at PP.
Nice, great looking and all fresh. Had a great lunch with lots of pawing and touching under the table whilst eating. Yup - I is gonna have me a good time in a while. Beautiful, sweet smelling, great moves - all that I expected and I was merrily pumping away until.....OH SHIT, The Goddess just shat on me again!! Blood on the sheets, blood on my pecker - Old Auntie was visiting the very embarrassed Kuo Lie. JEEZ!! All's not lost though, as we reverted to Plan B and she merrilly blowed me to completion! SO THERE Goddess!!
But really - ain't all that it should have been. Pity. Next week!
Plan C - chicken run - but it was not to be as I decided to just rest up before having a bit to eat and then KTV at Red Lion.
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Goddess of Mongers - 4
Tactical mistake. Total mistake. Had made the mistake of inviting a couple Hotel receptionist gals to join me at the KTV. And they came, all eager to have a good time, dressed in their new year best. And here I was pawing away my li'l KTV gal when they came into the room. Hmmmm... How the hell am I gonna get into THEIR pants now that their eyes confirm what they've suspected all along - that I was a dirty old man!! Hmmmm...! And here we were, again 9 of us in the biggest KTV room at the Red lion, all pawing away at various fancy ladies of the night.
I had to tone myself down a bit.... and of course I got bored, my KTV gal got bored and the hotel receptionists got bored! And left after having stayed only an hour or two. Oh well, at least I still got my KTV gal. But the tone of the evening was already set and of course she was a boring little one. And the RMB 500 session was a boring waste of time and money. And it was a very short time too, as I was really....uninspired! But at least it was not a total disaster.
Maybe the Goddess is starting to take pity on me. Or she's starting to be convinced that I'm being contrite. After all, I ain't gonna get any more action as all that's left for me was some sleep before an early return to Hong Kong the next morning. Hopefully its gonna be better next week. Or perhaps she'll shine back on me at the party I was going to back home? Yeah!! Hope springs eternal! Maintain optimism! Keep the chin up! Yup, that's what's called for during the times when the Goddess gets pissed off at you.
And besides which, things should get back on track in CP soon! Give it a few days and all will be well again!!
SEAJ
PS. Big Swinging Dave - GREAT report. More and more and more please!
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I just moved to Dongguan and looking for any advice on the area.
I am staying at the Lagoon for now but might move to another hotel closer to downtown. Where do I go from here?
Thanks
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SE Asia Joe, it was sad to read about your bad experience. Usually you have some great time with the girls and makes it a good read. I have to live through you guys until I make my return (hopefully in April).
Don't give up, pick yourself off the ground and get back out there. Remember there are a lot of us here that are looking forward to your and other senior's reports since we are not lucky enough to be there.
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[QUOTE=Csun213]SE Asia Joe, it was sad to read about your bad experience. Usually you have some great time with the girls and makes it a good read. I have to live through you guys until I make my return (hopefully in April).
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CSun,
don't feel bad for SEA Joe. Serves him right for being a dumb-ass, going to CP this soon after Chinese new year. I warned him too, several times! The worst part of it is that he dragged me along to CP too. I went because I like hanging out with the guys. Didn't really do anything though. Went to KTV, but didn't take the girl out. Went to a foot massage afterwards to sober up for the drive back home, and even THAT turned out to be a disaster.
For my foot massage, went to the Yuehua hotel. It's English name is also Clipper hotel (this is a different Clipper, not to be confused with the Clipper down the street from Swanlake hotel), kitty corner from Yalan hotel. Girl started off real friendly, was squeezing her boobs about half an hour into the massage. But then she says she doesn't want to do an extra hour. It's late (2:00 am) and she wants to go home. Even though her shift doesn't end until 3 am. And she wants me to buy her an extra hour for the HJ. Except she wants me to pay her directly, not the establishment. What?!?! An extra 45 rmb for a HJ, I said. No way. Ended up giving her 20 rmb extra, as a CNY red packet. She wasn't happy about it. HJ was mechanical and she was a lot less friendly afterwards.
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[QUOTE=Wadman]CSun,
don't feel bad for SEA Joe. Serves him right for being a dumb-ass, going to CP this soon after Chinese new year. I warned him too, several times! The worst part of it is that he dragged me along to CP too. I went because I like hanging out with the guys. Didn't really do anything though. Went to KTV, but didn't take the girl out. Went to a foot massage afterwards to sober up for the drive back home, and even THAT turned out to be a disaster.
For my foot massage, went to the Yuehua hotel. It's English name is also Clipper hotel (this is a different Clipper, not to be confused with the Clipper down the street from Swanlake hotel), kitty corner from Yalan hotel. Girl started off real friendly, was squeezing her boobs about half an hour into the massage. But then she says she doesn't want to do an extra hour. It's late (2:00 am) and she wants to go home. Even though her shift doesn't end until 3 am. And she wants me to buy her an extra hour for the HJ. Except she wants me to pay her directly, not the establishment. What?!?! An extra 45 rmb for a HJ, I said. No way. Ended up giving her 20 rmb extra, as a CNY red packet. She wasn't happy about it. HJ was mechanical and she was a lot less friendly afterwards.[/QUOTE]
Like I said, The Goddess of Mongers - a fickle little biddy!!
Shit she does on all of us at one time or another.
And you said it correctly, don't feel bad for me - for no matter what, I believe that we in Southern China still get a helluva lot more action - and at a cheaper price - than most guys freezing their asses (literally these days!!) off in the Western countries!!
OK, week-end coming up, re-group, re-focus..... and.... CHARGE!!!!
SEAJ
P.s. never say die!
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Well, you guys still had more fun then I did here in Ca. The only fun I have so far is reading all your posts and counting the days until I can go back to China.
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Hotel rooms...
Are there any hotel rooms in DG with mirrors above the bed? I know alot of saunas have this, but are there any hotel rooms that have that in DG, something edgier?
Also which hotels have the clear glass to bathroom?
Lastly - is there any rooms in DG that have a hot tub/jacuzzi to enjoy for a party night (perhaps in a suite?) (yes SEAJ you'd be invited - wadman too)
I add what i know...
HuiHua - no clear class to bathroom and no mirrors. Although sauna rooms are all mirrored except for floor.
Miraton - pretty much like Huihua, some rooms have clear window to bathroom i thought.
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Swanlake hotel has see-through bathrooms. Miraton does too.
Manhattan hotel (across the road from Clipper) has a huge bathtub. Not a jacuzzi, just a tub. But it's huge, will easily fit you and your BBS/KTV girl. 268/298 for weekday/weekend.
No regular hotel rooms with full-length mirrors, mirrors on the ceiling as far as I know. If that is such a big deal, you can always rent a sauna room from midnight to noon next day. Just the room, no sauna girl. And then do BYOB (bring your own... eh... Babe).
[QUOTE=Freepeaks]Hotel rooms...
Are there any hotel rooms in DG with mirrors above the bed? I know alot of saunas have this, but are there any hotel rooms that have that in DG, something edgier?
Also which hotels have the clear glass to bathroom?
Lastly - is there any rooms in DG that have a hot tub/jacuzzi to enjoy for a party night (perhaps in a suite?) (yes SEAJ you'd be invited - wadman too)
I add what i know...
HuiHua - no clear class to bathroom and no mirrors. Although sauna rooms are all mirrored except for floor.
Miraton - pretty much like Huihua, some rooms have clear window to bathroom i thought.[/QUOTE]