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[QUOTE=Member #2041]Are there lockers to leave oneīs bags at Lima airport? This will determine whether or not Trocadero is a feasible option for me on my departure Wednesday night.[/QUOTE]
Yes, at the exit of national arrivals.
I left one big bag (too early to check-in next flight) and my laptop with papers and stuff. Nothing disappeared.
[QUOTE=Samu Ray]To whom it may concern,
The is no address for Lions Spa. I wish the information given had more details.
Can you get laid at this place, and how much is the whole thing?[/QUOTE]
Av. Arenales 2024 (Cuadra 20). Yes, depends on negotiation but expect to spend about S/.200.
David33's link is a superior information source.
Suerte!
Polvo
Confirm that is website for this hotel.
Maybe they didn't pay for hosting ....
Anyhow, for those interested, this is my report about this hotel
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=799949&postcount=82[/url]
[QUOTE=Artisttyp]I'm curious to know what the spanish version of "no shit' is ?
By the way the link to the website doesn't work either...no shit![/QUOTE]
This last day of R & R in Lima got off to a bad start as I chose to go to the Windsor Banos Turcos in San Isidro. From the outside and in the lobby, this place looked way too legit. But, looks can be deceiving, can't they? Since I was already inside, I would just have to see for myself. The first thing I saw were a lot of old, wrinkled naked guys. Ugh! The masseuses all wore clinical uniforms and some of them were pretty hot looking. One in particular, her name was Maria (I believe), looked like a Latin Dolly Parton. This was an honest-to-goodness legitimate Turkish bath. All the massage rooms were curtained and signs everywhere said silence. If any monkey business went on, everyone can hear it. This place was that quiet. Reluctantly, I went in to the eucalyptus scented steam room (I was beginning to really enjoy this aspect of Lima's banos Turcos) and just relaxed. After showering, they assigned me a young, flat-chested masseuse who was all business (and not the good kind). How boring! After my second legitimate massage on this trip (a record for me), I had to leave this place. This was when I got in to a cab and told him to take me to Lince and the King Spa on Arequipa Street.
Right when I entered the lobby of King Spa, I knew I was where I wanted to be. The neon sign out front gave the establishment a garish, raunchy look, which coincidentally was how the masseuses dressed when I first saw them in the cafeteria area. Some of them were practically falling out of their tops. I just love that look. There was no ambiguity about the intentions of this place. The smart thing to do was to wait a little while to see all of the girls before a choice was made, so I waited in the sauna and TV room while keeping an eye on the personnel. During this hiatus, waiters walked around to all the guys (about 20) and gave everyone a free beverage. How nice I thought, but when I drank it I nearly spit it out (but I did not because that would have been rude). This drink had the consistency of spit and sort of tasted like it. Yucko! However, all the other dudes seemed to have enjoyed it. Anyways, I decided to choose a masseuse who was built like the proverbial brick shithouse. Her name was Yanet and her performance was better than average but not great. Again, like at Lion Spa, we had a small massage table to play on and it was not that fun. Troca, Cucardas, and La Nene all offered small twin sized beds, while Lion and King Banos Turcos had small massage tables. Only the Finnish Spa in Lince supplied a good sized bed for the body smacking festivities. I guess the thing to do would be to get a suite or apartment with a large bed and then enjoy carryout, which was my plan for tonight.
When I returned to Miraflores, there was some big public dance going on in the park. It was rather pleasant to interact with the locals. After a very fine dinner (albeit a little pricey) at the Cafe de la Paz, I returned to my suite at the Maria Luisa and and prepared for my last night in Lima. My first sojourn in to Tequila Rocks last week was not very successful. However, the reputation of this famous establishment beckoned me. What kind of a monger am I if I don't partake in such an honored venue? The first half hour here was not too promising as this place was full of tourists. Who am I to complain, right? Walking around the place, I noticed a girl with the biggest cleavage I have ever seen. It was so big, she used it as a purse, where she stored her cell phone, money, and other items. I said hello, we spoke for a while, struck a deal, and walked back to my hotel. Yessica looked a little older outside of the dark disco and in the brighter suite lights, she looked a little heavier. Even while clothed, I can tell her chest was all real. When she got naked, I was truly impressed and immensely turned on. I had to take a picture of this. The amazing thing was, she encouraged it with lots of posing. When the action started, she allowed for video! We did all the positions in all the holes. She even allowed me to stop to switch from hand held camera to setting up to record the wide angle. It was great video, which I would post but it gets to much of my face. Maybe one day I will post the photos. You can see her yourself at TR because nobody there has a bosom like her. Yessica proved to be a great way to end my trip in Lima.
I want to thank everyone here in this forum for providing all the great information I used to research for this fabulous vacation and I hope the field reports I have provided will help future travelers in this incredible country. Any hobbyist, who really enjoys what he does, cannot miss out on an opportunity to sample this magnificent country.
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[QUOTE=Steppin Razor]This last day of R & R in Lima got off to a bad start as I chose to go to the Windsor Banos Turcos in San Isidro. From the outside and in the lobby, this place looked way too legit. But, looks can be deceiving, can't they? Since I was already inside, I would just have to see for myself. The first thing I saw were a lot of old, wrinkled naked guys. Ugh! The masseuses all wore clinical uniforms and some of them were pretty hot looking. One in particular, her name was Maria (I believe), looked like a Latin Dolly Parton. This was an honest-to-goodness legitimate Turkish bath. All the massage rooms were curtained and signs everywhere said silence. If any monkey business went on, everyone can hear it. This place was that quiet. Reluctantly, I went in to the eucalyptus scented steam room (I was beginning to really enjoy this aspect of Lima's banos Turcos) and just relaxed. After showering, they assigned me a young, flat-chested masseuse who was all business (and not the good kind). How boring! After my second legitimate massage on this trip (a record for me), I had to leave this place. This was when I got in to a cab and told him to take me to Lince and the King Spa on Arequipa Street.[/QUOTE]
For all you noobs this is an Expat place on Tuesday nights, where all the teachers congregate to drink themselves into oblivion.
[QUOTE=Steppin Razor]Right when I entered the lobby of King Spa, I knew I was where I wanted to be. The neon sign out front gave the establishment a garish, raunchy look, which coincidentally was how the masseuses dressed when I first saw them in the cafeteria area. Some of them were practically falling out of their tops. I just love that look. There was no ambiguity about the intentions of this place. The smart thing to do was to wait a little while to see all of the girls before a choice was made, so I waited in the sauna and TV room while keeping an eye on the personnel. During this hiatus, waiters walked around to all the guys (about 20) and gave everyone a free beverage. How nice I thought, but when I drank it I nearly spit it out (but I did not because that would have been rude). This drink had the consistency of spit and sort of tasted like it. Yucko! However, all the other dudes seemed to have enjoyed it. Anyways, I decided to choose a masseuse who was built like the proverbial brick shithouse. Her name was Yanet and her performance was better than average but not great. Again, like at Lion Spa, we had a small massage table to play on and it was not that fun. Troca, Cucardas, and La Nene all offered small twin sized beds, while Lion and King Banos Turcos had small massage tables. Only the Finnish Spa in Lince supplied a good sized bed for the body smacking festivities. I guess the thing to do would be to get a suite or apartment with a large bed and then enjoy carryout, which was my plan for tonight.[/QUOTE]
Well known late night place (when ya really gotta get sum)at 3 in the morning when nothing worked out in Voce. FYI they have a huge bedroom with bath and queen sized bed in the room at the end of the hall on the second floor. It will cost you a few bucks more but well worth it for a threesome. Bring your Beer Goggles!
[QUOTE=Steppin Razor]When I returned to Miraflores, there was some big public dance going on in the park. It was rather pleasant to interact with the locals. After a very fine dinner (albeit a little pricey) at the Cafe de la Paz, I returned to my suite at the Maria Luisa and and prepared for my last night in Lima. My first sojourn in to Tequila Rocks last week was not very successful. However, the reputation of this famous establishment beckoned me. What kind of a monger am I if I don't partake in such an honored venue? The first half hour here was not too promising as this place was full of tourists. Who am I to complain, right? Walking around the place, I noticed a girl with the biggest cleavage I have ever seen. It was so big, she used it as a purse, where she stored her cell phone, money, and other items. I said hello, we spoke for a while, struck a deal, and walked back to my hotel. Yessica looked a little older outside of the dark disco and in the brighter suite lights, she looked a little heavier. Even while clothed, I can tell her chest was all real. When she got naked, I was truly impressed and immensely turned on. I had to take a picture of this. The amazing thing was, she encouraged it with lots of posing. When the action started, she allowed for video! We did all the positions in all the holes. She even allowed me to stop to switch from hand held camera to setting up to record the wide angle. It was great video, which I would post but it gets to much of my face. Maybe one day I will post the photos. You can see her yourself at TR because nobody there has a bosom like her. Yessica proved to be a great way to end my trip in Lima.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you got here before 1:30-2 am which is when it is the hottest!
Glad to hear it worked out for you and you were happy with your choice. Some guy's on the forum (who do not like the club scene)will put this place down, but for guys that like Help/Black/LDV action this is worth a trip to Lima all in itself!
Good reports, you should have asked for some help and we could of helped you avoid the bad and steer you to the good!
Suerte,
LB
[QUOTE=Steppin Razor]King Spa on Arequipa Street..........Lion Spa........Finnish Spa in Lince[/QUOTE]
Which of the three did you prefer most?
[QUOTE=Steppin Razor]During this hiatus, waiters walked around to all the guys (about 20) and gave everyone a free beverage. How nice I thought, but when I drank it I nearly spit it out (but I did not because that would have been rude). This drink had the consistency of spit and sort of tasted like it. Yucko![/QUOTE]
Ha! Welcome to Inca Kola. The only drink that is liquid bubble gum.
Great reports! Come up for air next time.
Suerte!
Polvo
[QUOTE=Polvo]Which of the three did you prefer most?
Ha! Welcome to Inca Kola. The only drink that is liquid bubble gum.
Great reports! Come up for air next time.
Suerte!
Polvo[/QUOTE]All three places had their strengths and their weaknesses, but if I had to choose, I would say it was a tie between the Finnish Sauna and Lion Spa. The Kings Spa just did not have the facilities or personnel that would make it competitive even though it is the kind of place that would be good enough for any hobbyist. Lion Spa had the kind of choices (big breasted babes) I would prefer, but Finnish Spa had the better facilities. The bottom line is that I had a great time at every one of those places.
As for the free drink at Kings Spa, I know for a fact that it was not Inka Cola, which I have had many times in the past, even in the US. This drink they gave out was not carbonated, served at room temperature, and had the syrupy consistent of heavy saliva. It was grotesque. Sorry, but I would have preferred an Inka Cola.
PS Thank you Polvo. I used a lot of your great research for my trip.
Polvo,
From the description I would say they served him a poorly made Pisco Sour not Inka Kola. There is a good Inka Kola joke, remind me to tell it to you.
Talking about drinks..........
If you like wines and piscos there is a wine expo 2008 until Sunday.
A large venue with restaurants, live music and lots of nice chicas. I was taken there by some lady friends of mine yesterday.
Once there make sure to try "De la Motta" Ancholado pisco. First one on your right entering the pisco alley.
The best one for my taste. They were awarded with the "Medalla de Oro" and you can easily taste the difference from the others.
Also met and had a chat with the owners. Cool guys.
La Carreta restaurant there a little pricey but good food. Service not so good though.
Suerte
[QUOTE=El Greco]Talking about drinks..........
If you like wines and piscos there is a wine expo 2008 until Sunday.
A large venue with restaurants, live music and lots of nice chicas. I was taken there by some lady friends of mine yesterday....[/QUOTE]
Where please? This one got under my radar unless you are talking about the Gran Semana de Lima which I thought was next week.
Thanks
Polvo
[QUOTE=Polvo]Where please? This one got under my radar unless you are talking about the Gran Semana de Lima which I thought was next week.
Thanks
Polvo[/QUOTE]
As I said I was taken there. I am here for a couple of days and I don't know my way around. The link they gave me was giving that result. That's why I could not post the whereabout. They had invitations. I don't know how much they charge for entrance.
[url]http://www.andina.com.pe/espanol/Errors.aspx[/url]
I finally managed to open it. It is in cuartel San Martin if it rings a bell.
[url]http://www.andina.com.pe/espanol/Noticia.aspx?id=c2xdZwwOZFM=[/url]
By the way. Semana de Lima starts today. I was downtown and they were going to have a fiesta and live music in Plaza de Armas. Lots of people.
I don't know about your Pope but mine is an Orthodox. LOL
Have fun
[QUOTE=El Greco]As I said I was taken there. ......[/QUOTE]El Greco:
Thanks, you have good friends! Yes, the place rings a bell....Sinners and Mongers have to genuflect before partaking.
If anyone has problems with the link it is for "Wine Expo 2008" running until Sunday, October 26, 2008.
Located in el Cuartel San Martin, Cuadra 13, Avenida Del Ejército, Miraflores.
More than 100 makes of wine, pisco etc. will be there. Good food as well.
Salud!
Polvo
For some time I had an itch to include Peru as my mongering destination. I really love Argentina and Brazil, but all those fantastic reports on Lima made me a little curious. However, I only wanted to visit, if David_33 was available during my stay.
At this stage of my life I prefer selective mongering. Davidīs enormous talent to seek out quality semi-pros and most importantly his totally unselfish attitude to help the mongering community, was the ace-in the hole, for me to ultimately buy the ticket for Lima.
I arrived Thursday morning and contacted David by 1 PM. In such a short notice, he found exactly the right person for me for that night. I just donīt want to insult him by simply saying Thanks. I bow to you King David for delivering these special gifts (of chicas) to the short time visitors like us.
The girl I met on Thursday is a 23 year old college student. In fact, since it was such a short notice, she came directly from the university after her class. We were actually going over her notes for that evening.
When my little Angel walked in, I just uttered zillion THANK YOU to David in silence. She is exactly what I was looking for. And when she initiated the DFK on her own, I knew I was in for the time of my life!
Angel is slim, and has a very beautiful face and eyes. All services offered. If you look GFE in a mongerīs dictionary, you should see her picture (which obviuosly I can not attach) under it. For more than 2 hours, I was in heaven. She was a willing participant in the whole process which made the experience so memorable. I was so in awe with her, I made a second date for Saturday for a early dinner and TLN.
If David does not come through for me anymore (which I seriously doubt) during this trip, I am totally satisfied with my decision of contacting him prior to my trip. I really donīt need any help in securing services of chicas. I know all the tricks of negotiations, speak decent spanish and know the common hideouts. What I will never be able to accomplish as a short time visitor, is to find a talent like Angel. For this I needed David and he delivered mightily!!!
Bandy
Thanks for the compliment. Bandy changed her name, which isnīt Angie. I always say YMMV. He happened to click with the girl and Iīm glad he had a good time but someone else might have not gotten along with her that well. Its a crap shoot..sometimes things work out and sometimes they donīt.