There are better parties in london
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]This is my first post in the UK section of the website, my usual stomping grounds being Germany and Eastern Europe. I am English but not a great fan of P4P in my mother country. Generally speaking I find the whole thing to be slightly seedy, dirty and expensive with bad service, unlike overseas.
By the way, I think that the quality of porn videos produced by British firms reflects the sort of image of the whole UK scene. British porn films are down-market. French, Italian and occasionally German porn videos are much better and classier and seem to reflect a far healthier attitude to P4P and sex in general.
So that’s the background baggage that I took with me to the party on Thursday. I must admit that I was inspired to go by two things: Firstly iseeu had recommended a party to me when I met him at FKK World in Germany last December. And secondly, I think that the gentlemans parties website is pretty slick. Maybe, just maybe, I thought, the experience would be more classy than an average pop in a British massage parlour.
My conclusion is that the party was pretty down-market and not quite how I expected it to be.
The party ran from 1 to 5pm, but unfortunately I had to leave at 2.30pm. I turned up 15 minutes early but was asked to hang around outside whilst they got the place ready. So at 1pm I went back, arriving at the same time as a fellow punter. We were very warmly welcomed and shown around and we paid our “contribution” of £130. This is another thing I don’t like about my home country – due to our silly laws the money was called a “contribution” and not a fee or a charge. Anyway we showered and changed into robes, and then waited in the main room for everyone to arrive. The ratio was 9 men to 3 girls. All three girls showed excellent social skills in making everyone feel relaxed and comfortable.
The three girls were Lorna Lace, who is regular and Alyssa and Lynne, both of whom were at their first party. Alyssa and Lynne are friends and said they came from New Zealand and South Africa. Just for the record, all the pictures on the website were fairly accurate portrayals, except for Lynne’s picture, which was of a different person. A word about hygiene – less than half the guys took showers. And Lynne definitely did not judging by her smell.
At 1.30 the girls led half a dozen horny middle-aged men to two rooms and the sex started. Even though I had to leave early I hung back, as having to compete with other blokes was not something that made me feel very horny. Lots of blokes came quickly freeing up the girls. Lynne started by giving my limp penis a BBBJ, but it took me quite a long time to get hard. I found the lack of mental stimulation to be a problem. Here was I, a veteran of FKK World, Oase, Bernd’s and most recently Party Treff Dorsten having trouble getting it up. I couldn’t believe it. So I tried to start a conversation with Lynne to establish chemistry, but in fairness, her mouth was occupied at the time. Then Alyssa became free and I had both girls going at me whilst I lay on the bed. I only had this for about a couple minutes before other blokes came and joined in. The girls were interested in making us come quickly and used their hands more than their mouths.
At this point I noticed something quite pleasant. Alyssa looked just like an old girlfriend who I used to have really vigorous sex with, except she had much bigger and firmer boobs. So I mounted her and tried to start fucking her really hard, but little Kingwenslas just wasn’t playing ball. At the same time Alyssa started giving another bloke a blowjob and he ended up coming over her face, neck and left boob whilst I was doing mish on her. So I called it a day and went and had a break.
After a quick beer and sausage roll, I told the girls that I had to leave in half an hour, so they very kindly took me back to the room to give me my money’s worth. Unfortunately a few guys followed, but all came quickly, leaving me with Alyssa again. Finally, she brought me to orgasm, over her luscious boobs. Phew, I’d made it!
In the break times I briefly asked other guys about their experience of P4P. Everyone was friendly but not too chatty, preferring to discuss football, for example. But the impression I got was that the average punter was a local player, very similar to the regulars at Bernd’s at Schieferhof, Germany, in that they did not stray too far from home and were not knowledgeable of other possibilities in the world.
All in all, my conclusion is that I will not be rushing back for second helpings to one of these parties. You could do a lot better overseas.
Kingwenslas[/QUOTE]
There are more upmarket parties in London, Try sacredroseparties or lady marmalade parties. Your report matches those in *********.com, where reviews are mixed for gentlemen parties, whereas they are unanimously good for the 2 others.
IMHO..
What is going on in London
This is my first posting here, I post mostly at the USAsexguide. Anyway, I have been mongering for at least 10 years now and London has always been one of my favorite place to get laid. There used to a lot of phone ads which I have realized have gone down in number. The girls used to be good and they provided FS at very reasonable prices. I always got laid even when I had only 3 hours layover flyinf through Heathrow. I took the tube to central London and looked for a public phone booth with sex contact ads, I was always lucky to go to someones apartment just not too far away from the phone box. I am planning to come to London at the end of the year and was wondering if the phone ads still exist. Thanks!
