Great diving & topside combined?
Fellows. I have never been to Thailand but am planning a diving trip next month. Emphasis will be on diving, but I would be interested in combining that with topside fun. What would experienced travellers would recommend?
Thanks - MC
Phuket Log : 1st June 2007 - PINK LADY CHAMOIS
i was invited by a group of thai friends again for our annual golf pilgrimage to phuket, this time we played at phuket country club and blue canyon.
left bangkok on friday morning flight, and had the misfortune of having my wallet drop out of my pants pocket whilst i was fully reclined sleeping (we were lucky to be placed in the 1st class section of the b-747 :d). i did not realize that i had dropped it until after i was unpacking in my hotel room. kudos to tg, as they had it at the 'lost & found' at phuket airport waiting for me.
anyway, after hitting the greens at phuket country club, we had a traditional thai massage at metropole hotel. there were 4 of us, and we took a common room, and laid out on the mattresses provided.
as i am really not into the kneading and folding of me poor joints, i really an "oil man" by heart, i asked the masseuse to just focus on the feet and legs. her name was joy (no. 19), and quite sweet and youngish (please remember, it's a traditional massage place), and hailed from khon kaen. what i found interesting was that she took very discreet 'touches' of little panya whilst massaging my thighs -- note that i was dressed in the traditional thai garb that you change into for the thai massage.
at first, i thought nothing of it, but after it happened 3-4 times, my imagination was stirred. ;) started having a whispered conversation with her, as i didn't want my mates listening in. i told her that i prefer oil massage, to which she replied that she could also provide, but it would be in private rooms. i commented that the air-conditioning was so cold at the place, and i would probably freeze during an oil massage session. i then asked whether she could provide in-room massage instead (we were staying at the metropole). she answered that in-room massage was limited to only thai traditional, as the hotel management did not want the bed-sheets messed up with oil. i wondered whether if it was that the management really didn't want customers being naked in-room with the masseuse.
however, she told me that she could sneak in a small bottle of oil, if i really preferred in-room oil massage. i promised to contact her the next day, and she gave me a mysterious smile, with a tinge of shyness.
after the massage, we went down to the basement of the hotel where the pink lady chamois karaoke is located. as we were walking down the steps, we passed by the ladies washroom, and i had a peek. a sweet young thing was closing the door, and when she saw me looking, she flashed a big smile.
once we walked through the door, this bar confronted us, behind which were about thirty young (early ~ mid 20s) girls sitting and waiting. on the other side of the room, was another smaller bar counter, and there were only 3 girls, much older – these were the “happy endings”. the system was that ‘happy endings’ would cost baht 2,000 for one shot – no way, too old and worn-looking!!
so, we sat at the bar where all the young ‘uns were, and to our surprise, they still had our bottle of jw swing that we bought from 1 yr. 3 months ago – it barely had 3 shots left !! they just won “panya’s customer service award for 2007”!
i asked one of the mama-sans that i wanted the girl i saw in the ladies’ washroom, and after a couple of minutes, she showed up and perched herself on the bar stool next to me. her name was mieu, 23 years, and had a really chirpy personality.
i had to sign a chit that gave me just 45 minutes of her time, one raspberry flavoured drink for her, at a cost of baht 300. over the course of the next 30 minutes, my mates gradually selected their partners and were settled-in. we then realized that they had slaughter down to a fine art.
as the evening progressed, we noticed a couple of behaviour patterns among the girls in each 45 minute session:
* the girl would go to the washroom once.
* drift off to chat with another customer once for about 10 5-10 minutes.
* asked whether we could buy one of their friends who’s not seated a drink – which turned out to be a tequila shot.
we were also asked to order food since they had not taken their dinner, and because we each started our 45 minutes at different times, we could not leave! when my 45 minutes was up, one or two of my mates were just 10 minutes into their 45 minutes, so i would invariably renew my girl for another 45 minutes. so on and on it went, and all we got out of it was some hugs and kisses, no p4p available where these girls were concerned.
the only positive side of the place is that soft drinks/mixers are free flowing, so long as your bottle still had shots in it.
needless to say, we decided to call it a night at about 12 o’ clock, too tired to wander off elsewhere. we mulled going to rome place to pick up some wls, but as the hour was late and we all had another golf game the next day, decided to turn in.
avoid pink lady chamois!! :(
best,
panya
Phuket Log : 2nd June 2007 - FANTASIA
Day 2 dawned bright and sunny, and we headed to Blue Canyon for our game. For brother golfers, I thought the championship course was over-rated. From what I heard, I was expecting stunning and spectacular vistas, but the 1st Nine was basically a rubber plantation. The 2nd Nine was more challenging and scenic.
We played a 3rd Nine at the Lakes course, and I found this much more beautiful and memorable.
On the overall, the course maintenance was very good and of high standards – worth the No. 3 rating in all of Asia (so I was told).
After the let-down of the night before at Pink Lady Chamois, we decided to head for our ole faithful Fantasia. Nothing’s changed in terms of the décor, and the girls available seemed lower in quality, with average looks at 5-6 only.
We sat at the bar stools, watched the show, and scanned the girls behind the counters. When we first walked-in, there were 3 coyote dancers on stage, and we were informed that they would cost Baht 2,000 for ST and Baht 2,500 for LT. The other girls on display behind the bar counter would be Baht 1,500 St and Baht 1,700 LT.
We were a bit slow, as the coyote dancers were the best of the lot, and when we realized it, they had all been booked by another party.
I saw 3 potentials behind the bar counter, and kept switching my gaze among them, comparing their smiles, cup sizes, height and projected GFE. Miss A looked about 28 yrs, approx. 5ft 4in, probably 53kg, D-cup, 6 in looks, with a projected 7 in GFE. Miss B looked about 24 yrs, 5ft 3 in, 48kg, A-cup, 6.5 in looks, and 7.5 in GFE. Miss C looked about 25 yrs, 5ft 5in, 50 kg, B-cup, 8 when she smiled, and 6 in projected GFE.
So, decision time … it came down to whether I was in a boob mood (then Miss A), GFE mode with Miss B as she sat demurely, looking slightly lost, with that “what’s-a-girl-like-you-doing-in-a-place-like-this” look, or gorgeous looks of Miss C.
After watching Roger Federer play Hewitt (that’s the way my head was going switching back and forth), I picked … gorgeous Miss C. Turned out she’s a student from Bangkok, came to Phuket with 3 friends to earn pocket money for 1 month. This checked out, as to our surprise, she knew one of my mates, as she used to work in a snooker parlour where he often frequents, and could name all his friends.
As the night wore down, I was the only one who had made my selection, so the other 3 decided to save their bacteria for when they get back to Bangkok.
FS Report : :) Miss C is 23 years old, C-cup, and 9 in GFE. She gave me her phone number, and asked that I call her in Bangkok, where she will be resuming her studies. We had 2 rounds, and she was naturally lubricating, orgasmed twice each session, and allowed DATY.
I don’t really know the pickings in places like Patong Beach, etc., as when I suggested to my mates, they did not wish to go, as they felt it would be just like the P4P scene in Pattaya.
DO GO TO FANTASIA !!
Best,
Panya
Looking for a different kind of Bungalow ...need help
Good day all!
I'm searching for, if it exists, A small bungalow on beach. The kind that is a hut on stilts. You get the idea. Does anyone who has been to Phuket know of such a bungalow. Most of the bungalow's I have found are not really my idea of a bungalow, there are hotels with large apartments. Thanks for taking the time to read and I hope someone can point me in the right direction. Im looking for dirt cheap, private and no companion fee. Any other recomendations are welcome. ill be staying in patong near action I hope...or close. also any tips would be appreciated. ill be doing this trip solo. Im a Chef that needs a vacation badly and some insight from fellow travelers.
Mark
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