Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Can't say ALL were [i]interested[/i] when I visited, but the ones that weren't just made it all the more easy to cull. Certainly a number in the [i]potential pool[/i] left from which to choose. Which is the MAIN reason to go downstairs and select YOURSELF, so you can a)see in person, and b)judge their [i]interest[/i].[/QUOTE]


A couple of points to make about the responses to my post:

1. I never said either lady was not nice or kind. My post points out that both were. The sex however was unspectacular. And it is fact that has been mentioned many times that the facilities are not up to par and clearly dampen the experience.

2. Contrary to the responses I was quite kind to each of the ladies and they were with me as well and as I stated in their post both ladies did their best.

3. I paid 2000 baht for each visit-1500 to the lady and the one hour fee(I think 500 baht) to the house.

4. Many of us have had a bad experience at a restaurant and still returned thinking it was just a bad waitress or a off night for the establishement. Thus I returned to Tulip again to hope for a better experience.

5. It is impossible that every lady working their is interested when you come down the steps. Some are tired, or reading or whatever. There is not a massage parlor, soapie or red light *****house in the world where every women is interested.

My report was factual and unbiased and I gave the establishment two chances to make it right. I dont hate Tulip-it just, as the title of my post said, was a disappointment to me.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Can't say ALL were [i]interested[/i] when I visited, but the ones that weren't just made it all the more easy to cull. Certainly a number in the [i]potential pool[/i] left from which to choose. Which is the MAIN reason to go downstairs and select YOURSELF, so you can a)see in person, and b)judge their [i]interest[/i].[/QUOTE]
How interested the ladies are depends a lot on the guy they are looking at.

If you look like an alcoholic, unclean, and unkempt, and without much money. Or if you show some disrespect with your non-verbal gestures and language. Then the massage ladies naturally will be less interested in you.

And let's face it, massage ladies do care about how sexy or unsexy a guy is even when everything else is okay about him. Massage ladies want to have some fun too, while they are working and earning their money. And with everything else being equal, they do prefer to go with the more sexy and the more handsome guys.

I know this from my own experience. One time I've walked into a massage parlor in Pattaya. And in the fishbowl there I saw a really tall, really sexy woman. She must've been well over 6 feet tall. And she was a lot taller than I was.

I liked her a lot and I wanted to take her for the soapy massage. But she avoided looking at me. And I ended up choosing another lady who boldly looked me right in the eye and clearly dared me to take her for a ride like a man.

Later on I saw that same tall, good-looking lady looking very unhappy while two big tall guys were bargaining with the papasan over what she could do with both of them at the same time.

Perhaps this lady was inexperienced. And she didn't yet know that an average guy like myself would've been happy to give her a big tip for an average ride. While a good-looking guy or guys who consider themselves her equals would really make her work for her money.

But in any case, I had a really good experience with the massage lady who stared me right in the eye and clearly dared me to be a man with her. She wasn't the best looking lady there. But there was chemistry between us. She was really good in bed with me. And I couldn't stay away from her. She welcomed and enjoyed my manhood like no other woman had welcomed and enjoyed before. Coupling with her was a real pleasure every time.

With regard to Tulips lots of the regular so called superstars have left in the meantime (left should be Nice and Dao) I think. Also Nadea I guess still works. Tulips has lost quite some people. And I have not seen a lot of report about new "superstars" so I guess it is a bit going down the hill, but it always had a good reputation for being service orientated and the girls always were good works, reputation for the shop itself (rooms etc.) always was lousy best to take them out after 9 PM if possible. Just some regular comment here.

[QUOTE=Showdown]A couple of points to make about the responses to my post:

1. I never said either lady was not nice or kind. My post points out that both were. The sex however was unspectacular. And it is fact that has been mentioned many times that the facilities are not up to par and clearly dampen the experience.

2. Contrary to the responses I was quite kind to each of the ladies and they were with me as well and as I stated in their post both ladies did their best.

3. I paid 2000 baht for each visit-1500 to the lady and the one hour fee(I think 500 baht) to the house.

4. Many of us have had a bad experience at a restaurant and still returned thinking it was just a bad waitress or a off night for the establishement. Thus I returned to Tulip again to hope for a better experience.

5. It is impossible that every lady working their is interested when you come down the steps. Some are tired, or reading or whatever. There is not a massage parlor, soapie or red light *****house in the world where every women is interested.

My report was factual and unbiased and I gave the establishment two chances to make it right. I dont hate Tulip-it just, as the title of my post said, was a disappointment to me.[/QUOTE]
You're obviously a straight up guy and your explanation is very clear. Sorry you did not have a good time at the flower shop.

I think all the tire smoke in the air has made me temporarily a bit of a smart ass. I was just having a bit of light sardonic fun with your post.

[i]Chok dee[/i] to you!

[QUOTE=Showdown]My report was factual and unbiased and I gave the establishment two chances to make it right. I dont hate Tulip-it just, as the title of my post said, was a disappointment to me.[/QUOTE]Enjoyed reading your FR, and [b]NO[/b] disrespect intended.

Certainly the accommodations at Tulips have seen better days. If that detracts from you enjoyment, then it does.

MYSELF, I like the MP's just for the [i]potluck[/i] atmosphere. Yes, the dish may look tempting, but it's the tasting that proves. At a popular soapy, I tried 3 different girls before finding 1 I [i]got along[/i] with. And after several times of picking her, one evening intended to take her again, but she seemed rather disinterested during the line up, so picked another who DID give me the direct gaze and winning smile. Better experience with her too.

I was just pointing out that one really should go downstairs and pick a girl for himself, one that shows interest. My experience is that the front desk has a tendency to pick one for you:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=999289&postcount=1255[/url]

No guarantees, but certainly better odds than one who can't be bothered.

Likewise, for me, if the establishment has hot water, clean sheets, a/c, and I don't feel compelled to look around for some flip-flops when stepping on the floor, then that's fine. Once enjoying with the girl, the decor fades into the background. Of course, if I'm not enjoying, then maybe the decor would become more prominent.

[QUOTE=Showdown]was a disappointment to me[/quote]Well, you know what they say about disappointment: just the difference between your fantasy and reality...

After reading so many posts regarding my experiences at Tulip I found myself pondering a third try. After all one of the posters suggested the third time is the charm.

Good decision on my part.

I went downstairs and chose the girl in the yellow shirt. Medium build seemed nice...I always like to see the chosen ladies initial reaction to me when I go downstairs, look at all of them and return upstairs to tell the hostess which one I am interested in. The lady I chose had a big smile on her face. The book in my opinion is useless. You need to see the ladies in the flesh.

Her name turned out to be Kat and she was fantastic. Great shower, anal first as a requested, a massage and then a BBBJ. Took the anal penetration like a champ. She orgasms easy and that was a good thing as it got her really in the mood. Fantastic session and a really nice girl. I would highly recommend her to everyone.

Thanks guys for suggesting I try again. :-)

Showdown.





[QUOTE=11Bravo]Enjoyed reading your FR, and [b]NO[/b] disrespect intended.

Certainly the accommodations at Tulips have seen better days. If that detracts from you enjoyment, then it does.

MYSELF, I like the MP's just for the [i]potluck[/i] atmosphere. Yes, the dish may look tempting, but it's the tasting that proves. At a popular soapy, I tried 3 different girls before finding 1 I [i]got along[/i] with. And after several times of picking her, one evening intended to take her again, but she seemed rather disinterested during the line up, so picked another who DID give me the direct gaze and winning smile. Better experience with her too.

I was just pointing out that one really should go downstairs and pick a girl for himself, one that shows interest. My experience is that the front desk has a tendency to pick one for you:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=999289&postcount=1255[/url]

No guarantees, but certainly better odds than one who can't be bothered.

Likewise, for me, if the establishment has hot water, clean sheets, a/c, and I don't feel compelled to look around for some flip-flops when stepping on the floor, then that's fine. Once enjoying with the girl, the decor fades into the background. Of course, if I'm not enjoying, then maybe the decor would become more prominent.

Well, you know what they say about disappointment: just the difference between your fantasy and reality...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Showdown]After reading so many posts regarding my experiences at Tulip I found myself pondering a third try.
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The book in my opinion is useless. You need to see the ladies in the flesh.[/QUOTE]Glad it worked out for you. It's a given the decor is WAY past its prime, but there are some gems to be mined there. And once busy enjoying, I loose all track of where I am.

I agree, why anyone would use a book is beyond me - all you have to do is read all the comments here about "she didn't look anything like her photo"... I always want the 'face to face' lineup, so I can see her and gauge her reaction. A warm smile doesn't guarantee anything in the room but greater odds than with someone who can't be bothered.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Glad it worked out for you. It's a given the decor is WAY past its prime, but there are some gems to be mined there. And once busy enjoying, I loose all track of where I am.[/QUOTE]

A girl and I actually fell asleep cuddling in the afterglow once. I woke with a start and it took me a bit to remember where I was. :)

Stopped by the flower shop this afternoon to help my favorite lady celebrate her birthday. About 40 minutes into our 2-hour session she asked, "you want two lady for the second hour?" She said something about [i]sanuk[/i] and [i]lesbian show[/i], which are both OK by me. "Sure, why not," I said.

The woman who joined us was a fun addition to the mix. The first woman said that she was "her teacher." I hopped in the shower with #2 and away we went. #1 brought out the vibrator I gave her awhile back, and pretty soon the sounds of fun and pleasure were in stereo. I held #1 in my arms as #2 licked her wet pussy. We changed around several times. Needless to say, I had my hands and mouth full for the rest of the session.

It is truly amazing how sexually enthusiastic these Tulip ladies can be. Twice as much fun if you take two!

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Stopped by the flower shop this afternoon to help my favorite lady celebrate her birthday. About 40 minutes into our 2-hour session she asked, "you want two lady for the second hour?" She said something about [i]sanuk[/i] and [i]lesbian show[/i], which are both OK by me. "Sure, why not," I said.

The woman who joined us was a fun addition to the mix. The first woman said that she was "her teacher." I hopped in the shower with #2 and away we went. #1 brought out the vibrator I gave here awhile back, and pretty soon the sounds of fun and pleasure were in stereo. I held #1 in my arms as #2 licked her wet pussy. We changed around several times. Needless to say, I had my hands and mouth full for the rest of the session.

It is truly amazing how sexually enthusiastic these Tulip ladies can be. Twice as much fun if you take two![/QUOTE]Hi Fon Tok,

Thanks a lot for your interesting report but it really only makes sense for all readers and members of the board to know the names of the ladies who does it makes so nice and memorable for you!...and hopefully for all those who wants to get it, nearly or almost, maybe in the next days or future. Names would be very desirable!

[QUOTE=Fon Tok] Twice as much fun if you take two![/QUOTE]Careful, it's addicting. :D

[QUOTE=Rastafari]Hi Fon Tok, Thanks a lot for your interesting report but it really only makes sense for all readers and members of the board to know the names of the ladies who does it makes so nice and memorable for you!...and hopefully for all those who wants to get it, nearly or almost, maybe in the next days or future. Names would be very desirable![/QUOTE]I prefer not to give specific referrals unless I think a service provider can please 90% of her customers (i.e., looks, attitude, sexual ability and desire). One man's pleasure often can be another man's nightmare.

At Tulip it is very easy to review the ladies prior to going upstairs. You can talk with them to see if they can do what you want. Currently, at least from my tastes, not all of the ladies there are beautiful. But what they lack in looks is often made up for in the room. For example, in the encounter I described, I would have never chosen the #2 lady from a lineup, but she turned out to be a lot of fun and it all worked out.

Personally, I think it is better to pick a Tulip lady based on your own tastes, try her out, build some rapport during subsequent visits, and then if she is willing, add one of [i]her[/i] friends for a threesome! The success of the threesome really depends on how much the [i]ladies[/i] like each other...the rest is cake!

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]At Tulip it is very easy to review the ladies prior to going upstairs. You can talk with them to see if they can do what you want.

Personally, I think it is better to pick a Tulip lady based on your own tastes, try her out, build some rapport during subsequent visits, and then if she is willing, add one of [i]her[/i] friends for a threesome! The success of the threesome really depends on how much the [i]ladies[/i] like each other...the rest is cake![/QUOTE]Great advice, and the advantage of being able to go downstairs, take an up close and personal look, chat, and find one that YOU like.

I'm always a bit hesitant to provide names/numbers of those who go that extra mile with me as no guarantee the service/experience will be repeated with others (hell, it could be exceeded with someone else). Like you say, it all comes down to the individuals.

[QUOTE=Rastafari]Thanks a lot for your interesting report but it really only makes sense for all readers and members of the board to know the names of the ladies who does it makes so nice and memorable for you!...and hopefully for all those who wants to get it, nearly or almost, maybe in the next days or future. Names would be very desirable![/QUOTE]Always amazes me, the few posts'ers asking for details while never providing any of their own... (5 years, 3 posts, no FR's)

[QUOTE=Fon Tok].....
At Tulip it is very easy to review the ladies prior to going upstairs. You can talk with them to see if they can do what you want. ....[/QUOTE]
Hi Fon Tok,
I am a regular at Tulip, although I tend to stray to Mango nowadays.
I always do go downstairs to pick a lady, but I stay at the bottom of the stairs and make a visual choice.
Never have I ventured to interview the ladies as to their service offering.
It just does not seem "proper" to me, to ask publically, i.e. in front of all the others, if she is willing to rim me and let me do her back door...
You either have no such inhibitions, or I must have misunderstood you..

[QUOTE=Daddy San]Hi Fon Tok,
I am a regular at Tulip...
Never have I ventured to interview the ladies as to their service offering. It just does not seem "proper" to me, to ask publically, i.e. in front of all the others...You either have no such inhibitions, or I must have misunderstood you..[/QUOTE][i]Proper[/i] mongering? I like that.

Me? Sometimes I ask questions to make sure I get what I want.
Living in Bangkok for awhile tends to make inhibitions go away.
Especially when the tequila is flowing...
[i]Fcuk toot?[/i]

Trust me. The girls don't care. It's all about [i]the baht[/i]...