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Cool photos.
[QUOTE=Ed Setra; 1389042]What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.[/QUOTE]Come on, thats is?
Cool photos.
Funny photos.
Funny photos.
Funny photos.
Can you do them all?
[QUOTE=HotShaneHot;1468563]This is a good one.[/QUOTE]Why don't you post your childish pictures in the proper section? This one is the Jokes and Humorous Stories thread!
[QUOTE=Menteng;1479918]Why don't you post your childish pictures in the proper section? This one is the Jokes and Humorous Stories thread![/QUOTE]I second that motion. The comic book has worn out its welcome.
There was guy at the beach who like to bury himself in the sand except for one part of his body (his enormous dick). Apparently he wanted to get it as tan as the rest of him. Just then two old ladies walked by and one said to the other "when I was 9 years old I wondered what that was; when I was 19 I found out; when I was 29 I really liked it; when I was 39 I couldn't get enough; when I was 49 it was getting scarce; when I was 59 I had to pay for it. Now I am 69 and LOOK: it is growing WILD on the beach!"
This is a good one to tell the ladies.
Hey, I like Shane's comics.
[QUOTE=Poucolouco;1479996]I second that motion. The comic book has worn out its welcome.[/QUOTE]
Found this on another site some may be familiar with them:
He said. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said. You wear pants don't you?
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He said. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
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He said. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He said. Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said. I would but you're never there.
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He said. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said. They don't have time.
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He said. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said. We don't know; it has never happened.
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He said. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said. They already have boyfriends.
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He said. What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
She said. A widow.
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He said. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,"Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."
Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more'. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then!
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well. I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife."
Two women discussing. Tell me, what is sex?
- Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table.
- And what is good sex?
- Good sex is when you dress up, go to a bar flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed, you actually enjoy it, and he leaves lots of money on your table.
- And what is love?
- Love? That's a Jewish invention to avoid leaving money on the table.
[QUOTE=Machakw; 1498429]Two women discussing. Tell me, what is sex?
- Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table.
- And what is good sex?
- Good sex is when you dress up, go to a bar flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed, you actually enjoy it, and he leaves lots of money on your table.
- And what is love?
- Love? That's a Jewish invention to avoid leaving money on the table.[/QUOTE]Would this joke have been less funny if the word "jewish" had been omitted?
In other words, what makes it funny? The fact that it riles the jews, or just the good humour? I think it is the later.