Viva Colombia flight and carry on weight requirement
This is true story. This happened to me while traveling from Medellin to Barranquilla via a Viva Colombia plane. While at the Viva Colombia counter and checking in, I had 3.5 kilos or close to 8 pounds over the limit weight in my carry on bag. If you have six kilos in your carry on while flying Viva Colombia, they don't charge. I had 9. 5 kilos total and was 3 kilos over the limit. The ticket agent told me I needed to pay 60 k or 24 dollars for the extra weight. I told the agent "no way" and hold on. I told her I will be right back, took my carry on luggage and went to the bathroom with it. In the bathroom, I took some clothes out and put two pants on, three t-shirts on, and a sweater on. Then I went back to the counter back with my carry on. I was sweating like a mother fucker with all the extra clothes and weight. Then the same agent checked me again and she did not recognize that I was the same person. I looked fatter and more than 3 kilos heavier with the extra clothing. She weighted my carry book bag and it was 5. 5 kilos. And Bingo! Then I got my plane ticket and did not have to pay the 60 k they were asking me. After entering the plane waiting area, I went back to the bathroom and took all the extra clothing and put it back in the carry on bag.
Beautiful Lady on a Plane
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston. ".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your Business at this convention?
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. ".
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck. ".
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm Sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't Even know your name. ".
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".