Trip Report Saturday 4/28
Went down to La Montera with my buddy from San Antonio last Saturday night. Got to Montera at 7pm and the place was pretty crowded. I ran into Chente (Villareal) who was drunker than a skunk. Bbond, you may have seen him. He was pretending he was a baseball player swinging and hitting home runs. Anyway, I ran into a chica I met a few weeks earlier. She was wearing a leopard skin dress and she looked hotter than hell. We danced quite a few times. At the opposite end of the bar, I caught another chica I had met a few weeks ago staring us down. She is a tall, fairly attractive girl from El Salvador. Has only been working in Montera for a couple of weeks now. The girl I was with in the leopard pattern dress all of a sudden told me she sat her purse down for two seconds and someone stole it. Man, I really felt bad for her. All of her money, cellphone, etc. Were lost. By that time, I noticed that my El Salvadoran friend left. That's too bad. I wish I had time to spend with her. If any of you on this board run into her, can you ask her to call Riki? She has my number.
We headed down to NLBT and Danash was our first stop. There were maybe 6 girls in the place. The two that sat with my friend and I, and mine in particular, were a couple of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I bought mine about 5 drinks total (at $10 a drink which is pretty damn expensive). She danced for me for about 2 hours, at which point my friend and I got tired of forking over the $10 drinks and we left. We went to a bar called Pullmans where 2 girls (semi-attractive) were working. We soon found out the the drinks for each girl there were also $10. We bought one drink and left. I still can't figure out why these bar owners don't understand that their drink prices are driving everyone away and that they should adapt the Montera model. This is the same crap as that ripoff artist Tino that owns Hunters in Acuna pulls.
McKilspch:
You are absolutely right about Yandel and the puta agenda, which is to abscond with dinero (El Rey). Maybe someday I'll learn this. I have only had one genuine relationship with a working girl. And that was a beauty from Adelita Bar in Tijuana. When I started dating her, she refused to work in the bar anymore because she didn't want me to see her with other men. The problem with this is that she could never find a job that paid her over $60 a week. Although she was absolutely not a con artist, there were often times where she needed rent and comida money and it got old. But she is the only cool puta I ever met.
Going to NLBT Saturday night 5/5/2012
Against my luck, had to come back down to Laredo to get my car revived. Long story there, will be glad when it's over.
Figured since I'm here, I'll hit up NLBT for some Saturday night (not Friday too :/) mongering depending on weather and carnage factors. Things to look out for if you're in the compound and want to shout out:
-Caucasian, but not a trucker or van driver.
-Voids warranties.
-Drinks Coca-Cola.
-Either in a doorway or around taco stand.
Happy Cinco de Mayo, why'all!