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going to Lisbon for a week. Can some one provide some info on cheap and safe places to hunt women?
Hello, there !
Going to Lisbon soon : which are the going rates for all-nighters at "Elefante Branco".
Any other suggestion ? Are Lisbon Hotels "girl-friendly" ?
Thanks
MRO
The prices at the elefante branco start at 150/200 euros for a couple of hours,at least for the locals.-they usually charge more to tourists.
If you tell the girls you come to Lisbon often it´s a good idea otherwise they will try to make you pay more .
I just completed a very short 5 day trip to Lisbon and wanted to relate the following thoughts. Elefante Blanco, Gallery, and the Strip Club next to the Gallery are all alive and well with acailable talent. I found the girls in Elefante to be the best, although the Romanian and Lithuanian stippers in the Stip club were wonderful as well. Prices for the standard hour were a little higher than other cities I've visited (100euro to 300euro). All depending on your bargoning skills.
The Escort service Correio da Manha (21 727 5137) speaks very good english and offer a starting price of 150 euro.
I couldn't locate the place on Rossio (Near the McDonnalds) Either they were out or I was in the wrong place.
The street action was absolutely abismal! Nothing I'd touch with a "rent-a-dick"! Old, ugly, and pretty drugged up.
Best advise: Escort Service or Elefante. Sometimes quality IS worth the price.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by paganslave
[i]I just completed a very short 5 day trip to Lisbon and wanted to relate the following thoughts. Elefante Blanco, Gallery, and the Strip Club next to the Gallery are all alive and well with acailable talent. I found the girls in Elefante to be the best, although the Romanian and Lithuanian stippers in the Stip club were wonderful as well. Prices for the standard hour were a little higher than other cities I've visited (100euro to 300euro). All depending on your bargoning skills.
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I found the elephante, where is the strip club & Gallery or is it the same place ?
went on friday to the hipopotamo, just off the sheraton, same building as best western hotel. There are more girls on week end than during the week. Girls were soso. Had a drink with one, the took here out. (drink + cover = 25 euro, she wanted 100 euros). Went to my place at 01:00(hotel), good sex. She then took me dancing at 03:00 to kapital and later to Lux. back to my place at 05:00 more sex, wake by 14:00. All in all not bad for 125 euro.
next day went to passarrelle 1 (http://www.passerelle.pt/ --- Av. Óscar Monteiro Torres, nº 8 B 1000-219 Lisboa Campo Pequeno). You have to ring the bell to get in!!!. Must have been 10 girls, Jesus my teeth hurt. The girls were gorgeous. The strip show had me raving. The private dance with a tall english blonde had me going. BUT no touching, who the hell invented such a dumb rule, aghhh. Alas it seems we cant invite them out. All in all i spent 95 Euros for only a hard on this i find is a lot of money.
Look at the advertisements in Correio da Manhã, the daily newspaper with the best selection of relevant 'classificados', under the heading 'convivio'. Plenty of adverts from all over the country. In this case we are looking at 'Grande Lisboa'. Everything from houses with a few girls of varying quality offering 15 minutes for €20, up to agencies whose ladies cost the earth.
I shall be reporting some experiences from the cheaper end of this market in the next week or so, with addresses which are important: my Portuguese is adequate, but the girls who answer the phone at these places frequently can't or won't speak English, frustrating for the non-Portuguese speaking gentleman.
To begin with a place which will be very handy if you are staying in Cascais or Estoril. Take the train to São João, less than 10 minutes, punctual service. When you get off, cross the level crossing towards the sea, past the taxi stand, first street on your left is Avenida Emilia. Down this residential street 200 metres, garden gate entrance to no 10 on your right (the numbering of this street makes no sense) ring the bell, they'll buzz you in.
Inside, best picks are Sandra, busty Russian blonde, 30-plus in great condition, dynamite, looks for orgasm and often achieves it, does everything and does it with relish. Her friend Fabiana, charming dusky Brazilian. Another blonde I've not tried. Half an hour for €40, service with a smile. Both girls together, for the very strong: €75. If you're staying in Cascais or Estoril you can escape from the wife and enjoy this delightful outing in only an hour or so. Recommended.
street action, you ask? of course it exists, but i am unable to recommend much of it. the area across the main avenue from cais do sodre rail station is picturesque and must have had its heyday as a seedy sailors' red light quarter between, say, 1920 and 1970. nowadays it is squalid but safe by day - dark, dangerous and dirty at night. two good irish bars nearby but do not, even if you are in a desperate state, drink so much guinness as to be tempted by the hookers here. you cannot be in a more desperate state than they are...
slighty better, but another relic of past glories: avenida liberdade. there is, to be sure, a quite stimulating peep show just up from restauradores square on the left, in the street where the elevador da gloria, a tourist attraction cable car, trundles uphill. further up, there are once again the remnants of what must have been an active rld in former times. i did try a lady of the night there once, and was led up a steep street to a nice clean pensão and overcharged by a girl who was older and less attractive in the room than she had seemed on the street. classic streetwalker's trap - why fall for it, veterans?
geographically between these two drear sites is the praça da figueira. on its ne corner are a couple of streets with mostly appalling old ladies whom you would have to pay me to fuck. but once or twice i have plucked a young african beauty off this corner. since two of the city's €20 bargain apartments are nearby, these are a better bet if you are in this very central tourist area panting for a rapid discharge. a later report from the trusty murrilloa will tell of you these dependable sites.
some 700m n of the above, between metro stations martin moniz and intendente, on avenida almirante reis, on the e side of the avenue, there is a thriving sw scene. you are now right outside the tourist zone already, and deep in hard drugs territory sharing the turf with the very saddest junkheads in europe. several of these are female, and for sale - an option if you are seeking the most repulsive way to commit suicide. but... there are also young, tightbodied, clean and well groomed girls from a variety of african nations who are asking €15 for a quick one upstairs in some surprisingly acceptable rooms. i have had excellent experiences with women aged 18 to 20 here. also some sad ones with girls who seem homesick or working against their will. always leave a good tip for these sweet girls. by day the place seems, well, not safe exactly but as if the various different criminals are not going to fuck up their territory by tolerating violence and having the police boys along. but with junkheads gibbering on every corner, you are never sure. i quite relish the mild tingle of fear. but i don't enjoy shitting myself with terror, so wild horses would not drag me here during the hours of darkness. nice irony: the area is called 'anjos', portuguese for angels. like los angeles in california, this is a place the angels must have fled in horror, many eons ago.
some standard advice: never, in any of these places, or anywhere in lisbon, or anywhere in the world, allow sexual excitement to lead your penis into a vagina or (not my scene) anus without first donning 'love's rubber armor'. i hope i am preaching to the converted.
and finally in the patronising advice section - never never go to parque eduardo vii. one or two females, but mostly sickening and dangerous rent-boy action. no, not even for the curious.
my next update will bring us off the street into the warm cosy fragrance of one of lisbon's classier mansions. até já...
I’lll return later to the promised survey of the cheaper end of the Lisbon market, assuring readers that research is being conducted with selfless vigor and enthusiasm…
Meanwhile, something a little pricier but still good value in worldwide terms. It’s a further option for tourists based in Cascais.
At Rua Maria do Carmo Fragoso Carmona, number 18, Cascais, there is a discreet house of pleasure. If you think the street name is a bit of a mouthful, wait until you try to find it! You can arm yourself with a map of Cascais-Estoril, sold cheaply in the kiosks, or write the address down and show it to a cab driver at the stand outside Cascais station: he’ll get you there in five minutes for less than €5 But it’s also only about ten minutes walk up the hill behind Cascais Villa shopping center and Jumbo supermarket, two major landmarks. Walk up the hill, passing two roundabouts, and you’ll eventually find this very quiet residential street. Number 18 bears a plaque that reads ‘Casa da Palmeira’. Ring the bell; they will come out to admit you.
Inside, a small selection of quality ladies asking €100 the half hour, €150 an hour. I have enjoyed Sandra, henna brunette, and Magda, blonde in boots. Both in their mid twenties, very accomplished prostitutes who gave value for money. All the girls seem to speak a little English. Viewing the selection at the start of my visits, I have noticed that the house style tends towards the fuller-breasted or even slightly plumper lady – a drawback for those of us who see petite as perfect – but perhaps that’s just been coincidence. Be warned that if you pay for half an hour, even if you are the kind of stud who unloads two shots in ten minutes, nonetheless one ‘terminacão’ is your full allowance. But with either Sandra or Magda you are more likely to be gasping with repletion at the end of one long, busy, varied and exciting mount. I spent a good twenty minutes inside Sandra the other day, to the brink and back several times. The house is quiet, clean and elegant, and offers a drink before you make your choice. I would imagine that outcalls are an expensive possibility, but did not enquire. The telephone number is 214861669 or (mobile) 963307787.
Summary: it’s tucked away in a corner of this wealthy area, to cater for the reputation-conscious local husbands and fathers – but it’s well worth setting out to find.
My current set of reports is partly designed to tell foreigners what locals already know: that there is more here than the tedious Elefante Branco, Hippopotamo and other such places which have featured in many reports. As one guide book has it, these clubs are named after the pachyderms who frequent them, Unfair, no doubt, but why sit late at night in a smoky expensive bar trying to distinguish which of the dimly-visible barracudas might be worth €150 or more, and worrying about how to sneak her into your hotel? Fact is, not all of us are in a girl-friendly hotel, or any kind of hotel. We do not all have money to burn, or the time, inclination or the good excuse to be in the dullest part of Lisbon during the small hours.
In the light of the above, here’s a location with a special attraction. I have discovered that at least two of its girls spend the late afternoon and evening here before going on to circulate at the abovementioned bars. It’s a delicious irony to think of these ladies offering to visiting businessmen, at €200, the same pussy which has been served up to ten or a dozen savvy locals during the course of the afternoon for a mere €30. This is the case with Rebecca, a petite miniskirted blonde from São Paulo, aged twenty-two, who sleeps during the morning, arrives about 4pm, and indulges her appetite for good enthusiastic friendly sex until late in the evening when she goes off to eat and transform herself into a gallery girl. The cost of a quality quickie with Rebecca is €30. So you can enjoy her on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday afternoons for less than the cost of taking her once to your hotel at night. There is another lady here with the same routine, whose name I have forgotten. And yes, that’s €30 the fast service, €50 for a half hour with the chance of two entries if you’re up to it.
Address Rua Pedro Nunes, 45, 2D. How to get there: Metro to Saldanha, a modern business district. At one side of the square is a smart shopping center, Atrium Saldanha, where it’s fun to watch Lisbon’s neatest sec-exec chicks sporting their business suits and boots while they buy their sexy lingerie. With appetite thus whetted, head for Rua Pedro Nunes, two blocks off Saldanha square (map in the metro station may help) find number 45, an older apartment block, and ring for number 2D: a helpful explorer has scratched a little cross by the number on the bell outside. One warning: the earlier you arrive, the less likely you are to find top girls: indeed on my one lunch-hour visit I was greeted by a line-up of 6 very mediocre ladies, one of whom I mounted solely out of courtesy. Most of the girls are Brazilian, which means they come and go, but as the travel brochures say, ‘every effort has been made to ensure that this information is accurate at the time of writing.’
Rossio part I
Everyone knows the Rossio, the central square N of the grid of streets called the ‘baixa’. Tourists come here to sip cold drinks in the cafés. The area boasts two bargain houses where rapid refreshment of a different kind is on sale for just €20.
We’ll begin with the seedy one: on the E side of the Rossio itself between the Restaurante Suiza, and M********’s cholesterol outlet, right by the metro entrance. Number 35, green door off the street, concierge slumbering on your left, tailor and hairdresser on 1st floor, climb dingy stairs to the 4th floor, number 92. You’ll find 6 or 7 women in their thirties, working mother types, in a barely-acceptable apartment often full of punters queuing and smoking. The ladies are a mixed bunch. I’ve found two or three attractive numbers here, but also, one lunchtime when no one else was available, the very ugliest woman I’ve ever attempted. Murilloa’s dedication to his chosen branch of Anthropology was put to a stern test. €20 buys covered BJ and a ride in two or three positions, then it’s "next, please", and your successor steps up to the plate. The house keeps very busy servicing, shall we delicately say, the broad base of Lisbon’s social pyramid. Recently standards seem to have declined, and I have decided not to go back for a while. Before summer I will return and do field work. Meanwhile the offer can be compared with M********’s down on the square – a rapid, convenient but unexceptional short snack, which leaves you hungry for something better a couple of hours later.
Rossio part 2
Next door to Rossio is another wide square, the Praça Figueira, again known to tourists because Lisbon’s trams, both the cute oldsters and the modern brutes, trundle into a corner of the square. Leading S from that very corner is the Rua dos Fanqueiros, where bargain clothing is to be found as well as a house of sport in the first block. Number 277 on your right, next to a shoe shop. Street door is usually open by day; take the elevator to the third floor, apartment 3D. Do not be put off by the fright who opens the door, she is for sale but better options await in the TV lounge into which she ushers you. Incidentally this is no poky garret like the one above M*********’s in the Rossio. It’s a refurbished apartment with a fine view of the square and would make an appropriate urban dwelling for the kind of wealthy, cultured idler that Murilloa is going to become when he gets divorced and wins the lottery. But enough fantasy, for reality is good here. Carol and Paula are both outstanding value at €20. Carol is Asian-Indian, 35 years old and has been pleasuring men for money, she says, since she was 17. Nonetheless, her café-crème body remains lithe and slim, and her dark-furred pussy is a tight delight. She pays attention to hygiene in the impeccable bathroom, and moans with pleasure throughout the act she has performed so many thousands and thousands of times. An eccentric touch: she keeps a white poodle in her bedroom, called Margarida. This clean inoffensive canine lies in a corner watching proceedings through one eye. The tales doggie would tell us, could she but talk! Paula is a Lisbon girl, only available after 5pm as she works in a nearby bank. She enjoyed telling me how she sits demure and bespectacled behind her computer all day, then comes to 277, changes into tight skirt and high boots, and becomes a sex tigress. She’s also a thirty-something in firm, slim condition, and relishes her work. Told me that in Coimbra a few years ago she once fucked 37 horny young students from the university in twelve hours. When she asked whether that was a record, I told her about the WSG and that I would enquire of the experts. Any advance on 37, ladies and gentlemen? The only possibility in my experience might be the houses round Constitución station in Buenos Aires a few years back where the Paraguayan and Dominican girls were veritable 'máquinas de sexo'. Many working girls don’t enjoy talking this way but both these ladies offer raunchy sex and raunchy conversation. Of course you need to understand Portuguese to get the full kick out of this. As long as these two are around, Rua dos Fanquieros 277 is a recommended bargain house.
January 15th.In a time of war, famine and global warming, there are events which touch the heart and restore our faith in human nature. Senior Membership has been conferred upon Murilloa. As a forty-some-year-old Brit, I have friends who hanker after the honours our absurd monarchy still awards to faithful toadies of the establishment and selfless workers in the health and education fields. The MBE, the OBE and so on. Not for me such vain ambition: it is enough to become a senior member of the WSG. Manly tears of pride are coursing down my cheeks as I write. I promise I shall endeavour to be worthy of this high commendation. Alas, my field of operations is limited to Lisbon, with the occasional business trip to London (where I save my every penny to enjoy sex with one girl and one girl only, Lori from Les Girls in Soho, oh marry me, Lori) and Madrid (where I try to break my personal endurance records in successive cheapies with the Ecuadorean girls on the calle Montera). Gone are the days when I strutted the streets of Buenos Aires like a prince. How I envy the denizens of that city: look no further than the WSG reports from that beautiful place with its gorgeous women. Not least, I envy the BA pundits their lively interchange of information. Posting these messages on the Lisbon board is a lonely exercise just now. Are there no other English-speaking gentlemen here with a strong enough sense of duty to post regularly on this board and increase the world’s store of knowledge about our charming city? I throw down this challenge, and close by thanking the powers-that-be at WSG for the enormous honour of senior membership.
Hello Murilloa,
I'm Peterport from Lisbon and I would like to congratulate you for your accurate reports on my home town .
Unfortunately, I 'm very picky and don't fancy portuguese women at all.
I 'm only interested in tall, slim and stunning girls in their early twenties and it seems that I was born in the wrong country.
That´s why I have been travelling for years to Holland and lately to Eastern european countries where I hope to find my dream girl.
The Elefante Branco is the only place I go occasionaly but most girls are from Brasil and only once I met a Lithuanian girl there that matched my requirements.
However , I was really impressed by your knowledge of the portuguese sex scene.
I know this site for 5 years and never before I read such exhaustive reports about my country.
Hello,
I was in Lisbon on business last April and with a quick search of the net came up with a fantastic girl from kappasutra - Susy. She is from Brasil, about 20, blonde with a great body. She came to my hotel for EUR200 - not rushed.
I hope to be back in Lisbon next month, and wanted to know if anyone there had visited the kappasutra club:
Av. Estados Unidos da América, 12, 3º dir (Entrecampos)
Details from - http://lisboa.lanetro.pt (click on Eroticos)
Many thanks to murilloa for his detailed updates - I plan to follow up on his leads when in town ;-)
To peterport, and poolside: many thanks for your reactions. It is good to be accompanied.
Peterport: We will never fight over the same girl! You confess your predilection for the tall blonde stunner in her 20s. I agree about the 20s, but my ideal is the cute little dark petite latina. I see so many of them on the streets of Lisbon, and especially on the train (comboio do sonho) from Cais de Sodre to Cascais. Also in FNAC in the Chiado, Colombo shopping, Atrium Saldanha etc. Beautiful, beautiful young Latin goddesses.
Sad to say, I have not found many such types for sale. More common are the older ladies and the Brazilian girls. Brazilian girls have never been my thing, even when I was based in Argentina and sometimes travelled north. As a major generalisation I would say that their bottoms are too big and their attitude to sex is too matter-of-fact. There are some Colombian girls on sale in Lisbon who are closer to the ideal.
Yet another irony. I live in Portugal but the most beautiful Portuguese girl I have ever fucked works in my home town London - cute petite Lori, an 'alentejana' who works Fridays only at Les Girls in Soho. You can see what the English boys think of her on [url]http://www.*********.com[/url]
I visit her on business trips and back in Lisbon I'm always looking for someone just like her. Peterport: if I ever come across the kind of girl you like, I will let you (and the world) know on this board. Do me the same favour if you encounter the kind of lovely young menina portuguesa I am looking for. Boa sorte.
Poolside: Thanks for some new leads. Lanetro.pt and kappasutra seem worth following up, and I will let you (and the world) know if good things come true there. Stay alive on this board to maintain the joy of life in this beautiful city.
Tomorrow murilloa sets out early to go shopping for classical music CDs and porno DVDs in the Feria da Ladra. After lunch, he proposes a field trip, perhaps to Praça Chile, so as to stop chatting on this board and return to offering hard data. There is a house near Arroios metro that I have visited repeatedly and enjoyably but I keep forgetting the exact address and must return to make sure I get it right for this site. And of course if murilloa arrives there around lunchtime tomorrrow it will be a matter of duty to mount somebody. But for now, good night, it's Friday, nearly midnight, Lori will have fucked 20 men in London by now, and I roll into bed anticipating tomorrow's investigations. Boa noite from murilloa.
My last 'report' was loquacious and uninformative, awash with booze and unrequited love.
Herewith something laconic, brisk, neat and efficient, rather like the service it describes:
Where: Rua António Pedro 68 3'D'
Metro: Arroios, green line
Near: Praça Chile
Price: €20
Street parallel to Avenida Almirante Reis, major avenue. Just before Praça Chile, on your left heading N, into Rua J. Falcon, first corner.
Antiquated lift to 3rd floor. A selection of youngish Colombian and/or Brazilian girls. Change of personnel every fortnight. €20 BJ and fuck. No stunning beauty at this price, but nor will you feel let down. I enjoy Colombianitas and visit frequently.
Short and to the point, no?
Até a próxima.
An online Lisbon map is at http://www.hot-maps.de/europe/portugal/lisbon/homees.html
Very sexy petite hardbodied Brazilian girl Andreia working at the venue described in my last posting, Rua António Pedro 68 3 'D'. I enjoyed her very much this afternoon and will be back - she says she'll be there only a couple of weeks. Hurry boys, this is a bargain.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by murilloa
[i]Very sexy petite hardbodied Brazilian girl Andreia working at the venue described in my last posting, Rua António Pedro 68 3 'D'. I enjoyed her very much this afternoon and will be back - she says she'll be there only a couple of weeks. Hurry boys, this is a bargain. [/i][/QUOTE]
is there a phone to book? Or just go there?
Just go there, bazurka. No booking at a place like this - it's a 'quickie' joint, and if they tell you she's 'ocupada' just wait, she'll be no more than 15 minutes. Open from around 1100 to 2100hrs. Enjoy, and report back.
Another Lisbon venue:
Avenida Republica 45, 9 'D'
150 metres up the Avenida from Praça Saldanha (previously described). I was shown 8 girls, all interesting, settled for the youngest-looking, 25 year old Laura, shy and nervous at first, loosened up, eventually an excellent experience. She told me all the girls at this establishment are Portuguese, no Brazil or Russia here. Not much English either.
Recommended.
OH, yes, the price: €80 half an hour, €100 the hour. As it was my first time here I took the half hour but will be back for the hour with Laura some time soon.
Boa noite
Peterport,
I'll be in Lisbon in a few months. Any info regarding places to stay and the better clubs would be greatly appreciated. Please
message me should you require info regarding the scene in Houston, TX.
Best regards,
punch
Murilloa,
Thanks for the punter's link. I check it out and never realized all the action in London. I have been *****mongering throughout Europe and seen alot of Brits everywhere. I assumed that they were coming because of the slow action to be had in the UK. I will be flying into Amstedam (from Canada) in April and I am starting to plan my endeavors. I usually check out the German FKK Clubs. I may also fly into London for a day or so. I would love to talk with you via email Please email me at iceman_is_your_daddy@yahoo.com
Thanks for your advice.
JT
Hi there.
I´ve been living in Lisbon from a couple of years now, so I have some hints for all of you who are thinking coming to this beuatiful place.
In Lisbon you´ll find a pretty reasonable offer of sex related activities....but if you expect to find a "latin Amsterdam" you should forget about it.
First of all, there is no RLD and action on the street is, almost everywhere, lousy!
The clubs are a good bet if you have enough money to burn. I mean the girls are gorgeous but all of them are only thinking about your wallet.
So, this bring us to the best bet in Lisbon: "casas de massagens" or, in other words, brothels.
You can look the adverts in local newspaper "Correio da Manhã", but, to all of you who haven´t been practicing portuguese, here´s the first hint:
- Cascais Eden (100€ / 1 hour or 150€ / 2 hours)
By far the best place in town with fabulous girls. It´s at Cascais (naturally) in Dona Maria do Carmo Carmona Street, 18. You can call to 21 486 16 69 for them to explain their location, but it´s near the town center.
Last couple of times i´ve been with a gorgeous slim twenty-something blue-eyed blonde named Marta.
We started with some water action in the pool-sized jaccuzzi and then BBBJ and sex with french kissing. As we seemed to be in the same frequence and the mood was begining to be somewhere close to an GFE she gave another BBBJ in the end and let me cum all over her slim body. However, she told me that this last part had been an "extra". Lucky me!
Hi Punch!
In Lisbon there is a very wide number of hotels it all depends
on your budget.
If I were you I would look for a hotel near the centre- there are many categories available.
With regard to girls, the best night club in Lisbon is the famous
Elefante Branco (white elephant) in Rua Luciano Cordeiro-all taxi drivers know the place.
In this place, the girls are gorgeous - mainly from Brasil but expansive.They ask for 200 euros but it depends also on your negotiation skills and the later you go there the cheaper it gets.
Prices tend to drop after midnight.You can take the girl back to you hotel or to a nearby pensão(guest house)
You can just go there for a drink and you will see for youself.
Nearby in Avenida Duque de Loulé you can find Night & Day and
Gallery but the quality of the girls is lower and so are prices.
For apartment girls just read Murilloa's accurate reports.
I wish you a pleasant stay in my home town.
Can someone give me some info on the best place to go around the airport or the Quality Inn Lisbon? I will be there only one night and need some info. I arrive Sunday and leave Monday morning. You can email your info to me at valmont1976@yahoo.com Just put Lisbon info in the subject line. I would really appreciate any help you guys can give.
V
Leviathan:
You are a welcome new presence on the Lisbon board. Keep us informed of your researches. I will certainly assemble €100 and return to the Cascais Eden, where I have not unloosed the veteran porker for some time, to try your Marta.
Here are two cheap and fresh young women currently plying their delightful trade in different parts of Lisbon. I have described both houses in earlier reports, where you can find directions:
At Rua Pedro Nunes, 45, 2D, just off Saldanha Square:
Isabel, aged 22, tall, robust, Portuguese. Black boots, black hair, large but firm derrière, small very hard and sensitive breasts.
She is in great demand but well worth the wait, at €30 the quickie, €50 the half hour, and then up (as it were).
At Avenida Emilia, 10, São João do Estoril, close by the rail station of that name on the Cascais - Cais do Sodre line:
Carys (or Charis, or Karys...) a truly exciting 21 year old Brazilian mulatta, with charming laughing bright eyes, soft full lips (two pairs) and a tight young body - this was a fine combination of GFE and pornomovie for me last night, for €40. I'll be back soon, and who knows but this café-crème dream may just conquer my longterm prejudice against Brazilian girls. Speaks a little English, enough to say to me, last night, at a crucial moment, "come, come, come!" Did I oblige the lady? Ohhh, you bet...
These young women are friendly, cheerful and sweet, as well as having other succulent assets. Strongly recommended. Both venues welcoming, clean and safe.
Valmont:
The latter venue should be a €15, fifteen minute taxi ride from your hotel, just write the address on a slip of paper thus: 'Rua Pedro Nunes, perto da Praça Saldanha' and give it to your cab driver. Alternatively if you have nocturnal time and money to spare, ask cabman to take you to 'Club Elefante Branco' - anyone driving a Lisbon cab knows the way with his eyes closed. It's similarly 15 minutes or so from where you are staying, but for my remarks on the place, see an earlier post: some love the place, me no.
I wish you luck, and hope you get satisfactorily 'fodido'. The world awaits your report.
Hello,
Does anyone have any experience of this outfit - www.escortlisbon.com ?
A disappointment yesterday: after Saturday morning browsing in the market, made my way to a dependable €20 venue mentioned in earlier reports, Rua António Pedro 68 3'D' near Arroios metro and praça Chile... to find it closed with some kind of bureaucratic police bullshit notice stuck on the door.
I Suppose the other occupants of the block complained of this peaceful and harmless apartment where Brazilian and Colombian girls sold cheerful cut-price pleasure. It's a mad world, my masters.
They'll have moved somewhere, and the tireless Murilloa will find them and share the knowledge... but yesterday there was nothing for it but to walk all the way down Avenida Almirante Reis to Rossio, and up to the third floor of Rua dos Fanqueiros 277, where Caro was waiting: reassuring me that in times of war, hysteria and decay, some joys are permanent.
First of all thanx murilloa for your amazing reports, there was something missing till you showed up.
Many thanks
It is very difficult to gather up a few guys who care enough about our hunting art....to bring up this material this fellowshipness is missing...
Coming to the point... in my opinion the street scene is been going down in the past year...there are very little girtls, from which only a few are interisting enought for us to stop by.
In Artilharia Um, is a brunette, her name is Rute, she´s 27, nice body, beautiful long hair and a superb attitude. Her blow is amazing and she will let you play with her for as long as she likes it...and believe me its lonnng... amazing and its all for 25€...a lot of fun... there are a few others in this block, namely a tenny redhead...she´s hot and frindely...and she has a friend (who swings between blond and brunette) who will only do it in a room nearby who is hot as well...sometimes she wears heels...
At the Técnico...business was ruined...you can hardly see a white woman, and they are all getting in the years....
Restelo is very low right now...it´s all junkies, bad scene...
So I had to start looking somewhere... and I got myself a newspaper (Correio da Manha) and started ringing the girls...there are about 300 tel numbers everyday...
I like to go hunting after dinner, say...23 hours....and I have been noticing that the appartments are closing earlier...a lot close at 20H...a few others at 23H...what a shame...for the lonesome midnite rider...
I have visited Alameda D. Afonso Henriques number 23, there where about 4 girls, one was leaving (I llcome back to her later)...
On the phone I had asked for some specials... girl has to like foreplaying witha dildo, long nice fingernails and heels...and do anal!
A petite blond opened the door, nice face 7, ok body 6...she told me she didn t do the specials I wanted and so introduced me to the girls...a black girl late 20s...she would do anything...in fact she was naked already and grabbed my dick tru the pants...I declined she wasn t pissed....next girl was a brasilien and i had enough of them right now (just for now!!)
...next came this brunette (turning reddish, that style) she was leaving...but was willing to knock me out... but I was to stupid and said no...ending up with the blond girl...I don´t know why it just happened,...all I got was a quickie blow and a bursting fuck with her on top.......50 euros.... wasn t worth it ...but I ll give them a 2nd chance.... hoping to get some directions and on the next mail I ll give in my good experiences....
Zé Duron,
Bem-vindo, newcomer. Let us know more of your excursions among the many venues listed in Correio da Manha. I have had a slack period recently but will soon return to the hunt, encouraged by the fact that there is someone else out there engaged in the same noble pursuit.
A question: what time of night does Rute go on patrol in Artilharia Um ? She sounds like my scene, although unlike you, Zé Duron, I am usually an early evening, before-dinner operator, so if this is a midnight lady I will have to arrange a special excursion. And does she only enter cars, or is the transaction consummated in a nearby Pensão? (I don't do cars).
Once you are ready for a Brazilian again, do try Charis in São João, as described below.
Happy hunting, amigo.
Not all that glitters is gold, but t´s worth checking as long as you don´t have to stick your fingers to deep into the mess.
But let me come back to Rute....she starts early coz she has this blablabla about only diong 3 or 4 tricks a day (night)...I don´t know!! Fact is she starts early and finishes at about 01H... she normaly stands, lonely at the corner, if you drive down from Rua Artilharia Um to Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca just at the beginning of the school (not the side to the ritz where only older womean can be seen)... She is extremly nice and talks and talks...you can really get easy with her....We did it in the car, was a rainy nite, she told me to drive close to the Muslim moshee, a smaller road up...and there we were in the middle of the city but clearly unwatched (altough there was a streetmast at about 5meters lightening up the friday....and it was raining, little, but still raining...she let me smoke a joint first.... an apetiser...showed me her nice titts, unzipped herself, pants (and panties) down...and I could take a clear look at her (as clear as u can get in a car), breast is ok, could be fuller for my apetite...legs are good, ass is very nice...as white as her skin (winter), i could see no drug marks...and a lowely face.....she did a covered bj, for 5 min...stopped just to tell me that if I wanted to finger hershe was alright with it...I had been caresing her hair and back for all that time...so I covered my finger and got down on her...she was smiling, looking strait at me from down there....I was really surprized by her attitude....then I wanted to finger her ass...and she said no way...with that condom...get a another one...and so I replaced the condom and fingered her ass, she moaned and started blowing the hell out of me...we had to stop 2 or 3 times coz I could hardly get it going for much longer....by this time i was already kissing her breast, face and neck...then she took another bit of me in that increadible mouth and looking at me made me come with such glamour....We had a cigarette or two and while we were driving back she grabbed my dick tru the pants and said..it ain´t big but it serves you just fine.... and I love when a prostitute does this to me...and thats what they are....and its great that there are honest *****s in this town....I ended up giving her a ride to Santos where I dropped her...
There is still a lot for me to write about like....
-I finally made it to the rua dos Fanqueiros
-a wonderfull brazilien I met at the Técnico
-a portuguese busty brunette in her mid twentys from Alvalade
-portuguese Maria from Estoril....a goddess for euros...
-a blond portuguese, 170cm tall, wearing all that fashionable stuff gucci-girls do (one day its designer sneakers, with white tight jeans the other day its high heel boots or sandals witha beautiful dreas.... she is a real sweat girlfriend if you can afford her...in Saldanha)
I guess its ak for taday, considering that it was all written non stop just as it came back to me....still I would like to leave a question in the air:
-Are there other streetscenes?? (It´s may voyrism...)
Where can I find ather low end price apartments
hi
If you are looking for SW in Lisbon go to Rua do arsenal and rua da alfanega, about 30/40 eur for a fuck. They usually have a room nearby. Some very cute girls here, Africans, Eastern Europe and Portuguese girls.
best regards
Lars
I finally made it to the rua dos Fanqueiros....
Went there on one of these Lisbon days where its rainy tru out the whole morning and suddenly the weather changes to sunny afternoon and you never know what shall I wear, raincoat, just a normal jacket... It was grand, I left the job at 16 h got myself in the tube. Exited at Avenida (blue metro line) and decided to walk down to Rua dos Fanqueiros very well described on this board before. I lit a cigarret and went down Avenida da Liberdade, Praça do Rossio and ended at Praça da Figueira for a last bica (small expresso,,,grandious).
When I got to this reniewed building (Rua dos Fanqueiros 277 3º right) I didn´t even see the elevator, so I took the stairs, got to the door and got nicely greated by this tall slim but quiet ugly brunett whereing nice high heel boots and tightblue jeans, still provoking. She showed me the girls, about 5, all from South America (brown and black hair), all in their undies and wearing high heels. One was a tall brunette with big melons, sexy but not clean enough. There was a petite, quiet sexy. Unfortunetly none was of my absolute 100% tast so I left.
On the way out the tall brunett (short black hair) offered herself saying 20€ for bbbj. I declined and headed out.. I wasn´t dissapointed because the girls told me that at the end of the month new girls are arriving and they will have a blond or two which I was asking for.
So I decided to try a new place at Alvalade, and thats where I meet a Portuguese busty brunette in her mid twentys from Alvalade.
So see you boys arround and keep posting!
Sorry this post is late... Around the 15th of March, I had a one night stop over in Lison. It was on a Sunday, don't remember the actual date. Anyway, maurillo I tried to find the street you told me about, but like an idiot, I forgot to write the building number down. Oh well, I went back to my room at the Quality Hotel there in Lison, and called the front desk and ask it for girl. Within an hour (sunday afternoon), I had a girl who looked mixed, black and port., she was natural body, nice tits. Nice girl. If you are staying at that hotel, call down to the front desk and they will hook you up. The price was 150 Euros.
V
Just back from another excellent session at Rua Pedro Nunes 45, 2D near Saldanha. Isabel on top form as porno girlfriend for €30. Feel so good I'm breaking a rule against reporting on the same place twice. Summer has come to Lisbon...
Hi folks
A couple of days I dropped down at the Rua dos Fanqueiros, 277, 3rd right floor (downtown) to find 3 ladies waiting for some company. One colombian petit coffe skinned, semi-blond ****, she had this cheap porn movie starlett thing going, besides her I found a tall dirty molata and a brunnet from spain, named Angelica, with nice tits and round butt, not for a vegetarian guy. She was half GFE, half ****. In addition, there was this Indian tall girl who was not my type.
Later on I took a look at Benfica, street name goes like this: Beco Escola dos Vintém (close to the chuch of benfica), I forgot the house number and floor but got the phone number. They have 3 or 4 girls around, I found this Brazilian petit blond. (about 160 cm) gorgeous curves, with Beautiful fully sensitive hard medium breasts (the closest to silikon...) beautiful back and astonishing ass and she is the true Brazilian girl: horny, nasty, childish, playful, sexxxxy and she doesn´t mind her job at all, she does it all, just ask for it or play difucult. she will crouch to get you horny and she does French kissing which is hard to find around here! Ask for her at: 96 412 93 30. They also have another apartment somewhere else at Lisbons Suburbs but I found her in Benfica. This is an absolute must at 40 or 50 euros.
And to make the triology happen I got myself to Rua Dona Estefania, 156, 1 esquerdo, to find 5 girls (3 portuguese, 1 Brasilian and one russian); the brasilian girl, a brunet, about 26 had a nice smile and big tits but I was looking for a local so I had to choose between two beautiful blond petits (Patricia and Vera) They are aboth about 22 years old, and great in demand coz botha are beautiful, sexy and share a graet attitude which is the most imporatant, they do dildo games, they'll even lick your asshole, just ask. I won´t tell who I choose, you can try them both (phone number 96 665 98 60, they are open till late about 4h in the morning!!)
Bye
Anyone knows any websites of girls in Lisbon? I will be passing by next week and would like to have some fun. What do you recommend?
i know about two sites: www.aslolitas.com which is only in portuguese and shows very little, but still it is worth trying out and www.riofantasy.net where you can peak on some brazilian girls (lots of pics). i have never used it coz but i have seen there ads at the portuguese newspaper "correio da manhã"...
i will have more stuff reported in the near future... something about an apartment that offers an 3 h orgy with custumers and about 5/6 girls for only....75€ as well as other remarkable offers, but first i´ll be waiting for some more feedback and research!
Hello
Can someone tell me if the action in the streets is still during the day in Monsanto and in the night near tecnico, Estadio do Restelo and also near Artilharia 1?
I will be there from 11/7/2003 until 15/7/2003 so I would like to have a info until there.
Thanks in advance
hi
well first of all i think the street scene is ruined, most girls are junkies or illegal imigrants from africa / brasil, but don´t you go imagining beautiful [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] brazilian chicas! the truth is that the scene has been going down and we reached the gutter.
second, this isn´t that bad because you will find out that the apartment scene is getting better and better, and i would rather pay the 40/50 € for a nice adventure in a cozy room than risk my health on the street. i used to have a different opinion.
so read the previous reports, grab a pen, list down the places and when you get to portugal buy yourself a correio da manhã newspaper.
does anyone know about places in sintra, cacém and amadora???
thanx in advance
ps: i am hoping for new post on this board!!! come on guys!!
have a wonderful summer 2003.
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As promised, recently returned to check out the bargain house in Rossio, on the fourth floor near a notorious junkfood outlet - full address in earler report. There I got persuaded into a threesome with an Indian girl and a sunburnt 'alentejana'. Both in their mid thirties. Not usually my scene, but I have to admit this was fun and raunchy riding, with both women making ribald comments to encourage each other as murilloa did his manful best. Most invigorating - and all for €30.
Bad news in São João, the mulatta goddess Chris has moved on. No doubt to another 'casa' but with so many of those in town where does one start? The online classifieds in Correio da Manha take 27 screens to scroll through, just for Greater Lisbon. Thus - echoing Zé Duron's remark - there must be plenty of choice and plenty to report on - so c'mon, fellas,
One venue to avoid - Rua A. Pereira Carrillho, 34 2E, uphill fron Praça Chile. Old, old ladies.
Well sorry about my English...
In Cascais area near Lisbon, there is some nice houses for me is a place call "Cascais Eden" real nice girls are very clean but they are a beat hurry, try Cristina I called her to my hotel for an overnight (about 500 €) and she was sweat she arrived at 10 pm and was suppose to left about 8 a.m. in fact she just left at 3 p.m. French Kiss ok and a nice blowjob without condom, anal sex ok.
TRIP REPORT:
This is my report from vsit to Lisbon in August 2003. I thought I had posted this before, but I don't see it, so here goes again:
As many here have recommended, I checked the classified ads section towards the back of the daily newspapers. If I remember correctly, the two newspapers I looked at were called "A Capital" and "Correiro de Manha".Lots of classified ads in there. Usually with a cell phone number, brief description and age. These seem to be 1 or 2 woman incall apartments.
I wrote down a few and started calling. The second one I called had the following description: "19 Oral, bla bla bla" with a tel number: 918 164 187. A woman answered the phone, was nice and spoke passable English. She told me the address and told me to take the Metro to the Campo Pequeno stop and walk from there. Pretty quick train tride with one change of train I think. Of course I got lost when I got out of the subway, so I ended up taking a taxi - only to find that I was just 2 blocks away!!
Area was pretty residential, lots of big apartment buildings, pretty low key. Found the building and went upstairs. She was definitley not 19, more like 28 or so, but cute - a Mulatta - half Portugese and half Mozambican. Pretty face, very sweet, petite build, a bit of a belly, very nice round ass and nice legs.
She offered a towel for me to clean up. When i came out of the bathroom she put on a porno video and gave me an okay BBBJ and then we fucked in a few positions. She was good in doggie but in all honesty there was a bit of a pussy odor in that position. That really didn't fit with the whole experience since she was very nice and intelligent, the place was clean and all. So I don't know if it was just a temporary thing or she really didn't know that the pussy stank. I paid 50 Euro for the 1-cum, 30 min session.
For thos eof you who don't want to go through the trouble of finding a Portugese newspaper (and buying it when you obviously can't *really* read it!) - here is the list of the rest of the phone numbers I had written down:
967 538 126
21 314 00 39 / 21 314 00 42
916 903 992
966 129 035
967 077 758
I have no cue if these would be better or worse than what I got, but there you have it. The news papers had like HUNDEDS of classified ads, so there are many more to chose from if you do some research. Some people say these newspaprs have online classifieds to. I never looked for that, but that might work too.
well about on-line classified here are some links:
http://classificadoscm.xl.pt/adlist.php?step=1&CAT=3 (select Lisboa in the page)
http://www.escortlisbon.com/
http://www.escortcascais.com/
Hello,
I am going to lisbon on Saturday for a few nights and wanted to get some help from the locals. I am just about to book a hotel inCosta da Caparica. Is that far from the "scene"?, Do taxi drivers cost a fortune in Lisbon? How long would it take me to get into Lisbon when I feel an urgent need for a good shag with some cute latina? Can anyonre recommend a good cheap Hotel preferably with a pool closer to the action?
I have read some of the reports here and Lisbon sounds like my place, at least for a few days, hows the weather down that way right now?
If anyone has met some young beautiful latina in an appartment drop me the number, I am looking for some good times, and preferably Australia will win in the rugby on saturday.
Best Regards
Latin Ass
Aussie:
You are a bit off the beaten track in Caparica at this time of year. In the summer, loads of fine latinas on the beach and more than a chance of free sex in the sand dunes and car parks. Here are the local numbers as given by the newspaper today.
Caparica.. Massagem... Senhora Só... Atende... Privado... 965519489
00.00H... 2 Amigas... Show... Lésbico... Exótico... Caparica... Domicilios... Festas... TM.962860937
00.00H Caparica... Mulatinha... Universitária... Lindissima... Corpo Escultural... TM.936855695
00-00H! Caparica... Novidade... Loirinha... Sensual... 24A... Tel.968377354
A Caparica- Senhora sensual e meiga. Particular. Tm.969264658
Caparica... Alta... Simpatica... Elegante... Completa... Massagem... 93-8043685
Caparica... Show... 2 Gatas... Meigas... Tm.961166743
Caparica... Peitinho 44... Lésbico... Real... Tm.961166721
00-00H "24H" Caparica Paulinha+ Novidades 20a 966196121
00-00H "2 Boazonas" 22/28a.!!! Caparica... 30 Beijinhos... 968559407
00-00H Verónica!!! Amante de Sonho!!! Caparica. 968876132
Caparica, Casal atende Cavalheiros e Casais. 969965125
00-00H... 20/25A... Indiana... Mais 4 Novidades... 20 Beijinhos... Caparica. 964813219
Travesti "Caparica"Ruiva... Lindíssima... Seios38... Autêntica Mulher!!! Tm.:967658923 (www.patty.web.pt)
Caparica... Estou... Só... 15... Beijinhos... Liga-me... Agora... 9h/20H... Todos... Dias... Tm.963763433
Caparica, duas brasileiras fogosas atendem hoteis/ domicilios 969740945/ 918770083
Caparica... Sem Pressas... 2ª Oportunidade... Tm.964100279
00-00H "Caparica" 933602126 JOana... Quarentona... Busto grande... Anca larga...
If you don't speak Portuguese you may need a friendly hotel employee or taxi driver to help you make the call or get around. Prostitutes aren't allowed to be too explicit in the classified ads, but when they say 30 beijinhos (kisses) this means a fuck for €30. You'll find latinas also mulattas and brazil babes. More expensive and varied action across the river in central Lisbon, quite a boring journey fron Caparica, €30 by taxi, which as you can see is the price of a respectable fuck. If you have cash, try Cascais, an hour's journey from where you will be. Look at the other adverts in tabloid 'Correia da Manha' and ask local advice. With a bit of effort you are bound to get very nicely laid in Lisboa. Good luck, and report back on this site, please. My previous reports give a still-accurate view of the scene in central Lisbon and along the Cascais line, but I don't cross the river to Caparica between September and March, and have never fucked for money there. Come to think of it, a friend once told me there are many horny Russians on the South bank: but you want latinas. Don't we all...
One last thing: we Europeans are HURTING for England or France to overturn the horrible southern hemisphere in the Rugby. If you need a place to watch the matches, try Hennessey's Irish Bar at Cais do Sodré, near the ferry from the south bank and the train station to Cascais.
have fun,
murilloa
Murilloa,
I appreciate your words and knowledge, a gut feeling (and a telephone call to the hotel in Caparica concerning the cost of a taxi), has made me re-think Portugal and I now intend to stay in Central Lisbon, the 30 euro 1 hour ride may put a damper on my shagging exploits.
I will indeed be wondering the streets of Lisbon next week in search of renegade latin sex godesses and porn queens. From reading your posts you seem to be knowlegeable concerning the lisboa porking situation and in fact your posts made me choose Lisbon as the venue for my quad- monthly sex adventure. I will report back when I get back from this trip and let the board know about experiences. Appreciate your numbers below, but if you have the number of any recent lisboa local secrets that you found entertaining, (i.e Similar to Charis below ) let me know.
PS: I will be in Hennesseys on Saturday.
Cheers Comrade
Latin Ass
Aussie, I'm sure you've done the right thing moving back into town. I recommend the train ride out to Cascais, where you can stop at a mid-price place in São João, as described in one of my previous reports. Sadly Charis has moved on, but Russian bombshell Sandra has returned and she looked after me in fine style on my last visit (€40). However, you're after petite Latin goddesses, not stacked blonde babes.
I think you would probably find the right girl at the relatively expensive mansion in Cascais, at the end of the railway line - also previously described by me and other local cocksmen. €100 for half an hour, but guaranted professional service. A while since I've been there.
Strangely enough Lisbon can be a bit tantalising for the Latina fan because there is eye candy a-plenty on the street, but the pay-to-lay scene, at least at the cheaper end, is mulatta, brasileira, black chicks or Portuguese working mums. I've been less active here than usual, partly because of saving up for my trips to London and a special girl I've got there (gorgeous petite Latina, eat your heart out!). But last year I did have two or three experiences of the kind you are looking for, by ringing ads in the tabloid newspaper Correio da Manhã which have the key word 'Universitaria'.
The reason I haven't reported on these encounters is that the turnover is high: these girls are real uni students, and advertise for a month or so to raise the rent or the instalment on the car or the holiday flight to wherever.. then they vanish. This is frustrating, but in a way just as well, because last year I was in deep danger of falling in love, then the girl disappeared from view, heartache in the short term, a relief in the long. These are Portuguese girls, educated, funny, pretty and almost always with respectable high school English and an interest in foreigners. Prices €100, 150, 200...Newspapers 'Publico' and 'Diario de Noticias', more upmarket than the 'Correio', are another place to finds ads for these classier chicks - their principal market is the well-heeled married business or professional type. (Hence the legendary stories of guys who ring these ads, turn up at the apartment and find their lovely law-student daughter opening the door in bra and stockings...!)
The danger, as I said, is of getting 'enamorado': I am a presentable man in mid-40s but have no illusions, in theory, that a lovely latin 21 year old, however sweet and charming she may be, is going to be keen on a long term relationship. But try telling yourself that, when you are lying post-coitally next to all that firm beauty, chatting and teasing..
I digress. Do investigate 'universitarias', and check out 'clinique d'massage' and 'michelle e assistentes', also advertised in little box ads in the same newspaper.
And of course if you hang out in Hennessey's, or trail round the 'bairro alto' of an evening, it is not at all impossible that you may score with a foreign chick, although any locals you see there, will usually be accompanied already.
Happy hunting. May your ausssie cock be triumphant, and your aussie team defeated. I shall wonder which one you are when I next spot a crowd of Oz types in Hennessey's.
mur
Aussie Latin Ass has provoked me into looking for a really nice Latin chick in Lisbon after a while of lazy inactivity and cheap-end shooting. So I went off on research today and for the first time tried 'New Center’ advertised in ‘Correio’. This establishment is located in Rua Marques de Tomar, 33, 5 D. It is in the heart of the commercial new avenues district but quite a walk from metro stations Saldanha or São Sebastião (equidistant). If you are in a central Lisbon hotel, just give the address to a cabbie and you will be there in under 10 minutes for less than €5.
I was introduced to 4 women in their mid twenties, all Brazilian and all (in spite of that, I hear you say) worth considering. I chose Paula as slimmest and prettiest. Did not regret it for a moment. Was shown into an immaculately clean clinical little room with shower (the whole place is got up to look like a small exclusive beauty parlour) and opted for €100 for an hour rather than €80 for half hour. Of course I knew that €80 would be strictly one shot and €100 gives you a chance of two, but I am nowadays, sadly, a one-shot man so I wondered if I was wasting €20 which could be used some other day for a bargain fuck when the safety valve just desperately needs to be opened.
I needn’t have worried. Paula was absolutely beautiful from start to finish. I suppose I’d better inform perfectionists that she has a discreet caesarean scar and that her breasts have been very tactfully augmented: but she is 25 years old, with a fabulous tanned firm curvy body, beautiful eyes, beautiful hair, beautiful smile, beautiful bum, beautiful ****. A Latin goddess par excellence. She’s attentive, affectionate, chatty. Drawback for some: no English or Spanish, but so warm and giving that this would likely not be a problem.
We kissed, caressed, she gave lovely covered BJ, then we eased through all the positions before I came hard and memorably. Parallel mirror helped me take the mental photograph. Then enjoyed erotic and personal conversation, with kissing and stroking. Then the part I usually find hardest, when I’ve paid for two shots. I worry whether I’ll be able to achieve, but also I’m awkward about exactly how to ask for number two, since many of even the best girls will make no move until you do, and this is even more difficult in a foreign language. Not with Paula: she sensed exactly what I needed, and with around ten minutes left of our date, she slid her hand across chest and belly down to cock, squeezed, stroked, roused, and then administered a beautiful hand job which left me gasping and spurting for the second time. A rest, a shower, a hug, and back out into the balmy Lisbon evening making plans to save up for the next time. Obrigado, Paulinha.
dear forum (part 1 of 2)
in this latest participation of mine to this forum, i will try to put things a bit different from what i used to do. first of all to all those that have never been to lisbon, and to all of those who only got to see a blink, lisbon is the capital of portugal also known as the city of light, you´ll get about 250 dry days and about as much as close to 3000 hours of sunlight a year. portugal has only been a democracy since 1974, so only the youngest generation has had the experience of living in a prosperous capatalist country, trying to achieve the european community standart bit by bit. it´s been a very long struggle that was only soften by the typical portuguese way of life: “laissez faire”.
in therms that matter to this board i say: prices have been climbing up, but at the same time expectations and variety have risen to a never seen standard.
we have a major influence in our ex-colonies, specially to our african brothers and sisters, as well as for their neighbours. brasilian are more and more to be found in the past years, i guess since the last crises hit south america. the same goes for people arriving from the ex-comunist block. first it was the moldavian, romanian and ukranian males, trying to get a job at a construction site, now their wifes and girls are hitting the streets and clubs.
in my opinion there is an enormous variety to choose from. i would divide the market in three parts.
the first would be the street scene which to my own sadness is going down the gutter so i would rate it 3 out of 10 possible points. the only good news is there are finally some new faces to see from romania, but still i would avoid it as much as possible.
the second market are the clubs, places as gallery bar, black tie, cave, metro-e-meio and all the other top clubs named before my review. on my last visit i paid 25 euros up front, luckily including two hard drinks! the place was packed, i got in at about 4 o´clock in the morning, this bar was open till the last customer leaves, maybe at 8 in the morning. as said it was packed and i could spot about 40/50 girls, ranging from 5 to 8 (i am as realistic as possible, so 10´s are excluded!), and the majority between 20 and 30 years old, half of the girls are from brasil our latin america, 40% are portuguese and the rest from eastern europe. very little blacks, only a few were to be seen. prices and service are dependent on your skill to bring these ladies to a reasonable speech. if they start asking for 250 €/hour, i say: forget it darling, not that stupid. most of them will start with 120/150€ and if you have the will you´ll get them down to 100€ nine times out of ten, which is reasonable enough at that late time of the night. the great part is that you can chat with the girls for hours in these clubs, drinking your skotch for 6/7€, holding their hands and making plans. order a bottle at a table, you´ll pay about75 €, but you get yourself a cosy place to sit down with your friends and girls, you can serve them drinks for free, if you want to and they will gladfully accept it, but never ever buy a fancy champagne bottle, it´ll be empty in a minute. by the way, coke, juices, soda and ice will be refilled for free if you buy a bottle. this was the best decision to do, we got ourselves a bottle of the good old gordon´s gin and had a beautiful talk for about two hours with the girls company all the time. we were three of us and we chatted to about15 girls from all over the world. altough they will be dressed sexy enough to excite you, they will look decent enough to get in any hotel in lisbon. what surprised me was the good relation between different groups of guys, no one was trying to steel this beautiful brasilian girl from me altough we were only chatting and in the end it didn´t happen with her, to pricy for me and i had the hots for a portuguese bleech blond very chique girl, a girl you would call a tia in portuguese. you can´t call cristina a girl because she´s 32 right now, but she looks sharp and has a really nice attitude, beautiful to listen two if you speak portuguese. at six we left the club and headed to a close residencial, cheap nice looking hotel, for the 100 € the room was included. as we were both smokers we started slowly and the session ended about an hour later with two cigaretts for each of us. i then took her back sat for a while with her and we shared aother gin from my table and then she left, meeting some people on another table. i left it must have been 7h30 in the morning… spend about 200 € for three and a half hours of pure exciting fun with beautiful, gorgeous and splendid women.
the third part of the market are the endless apartments strolled all over the city and also to be found in all suburbs. prices start at 20 € for cbj at rua dos fanqueiros, 277, 3rd floor, right side. (mobile tel: 96 520 97 94). they always have up to six girls, ranging from 4 to 6. but the atmosphere is really nice, you are presented to the girls who are all sitting or lying on the couch in their undies and high heels. the building, in the baixa (downtown) was redone and it looks great, down on the street you see all these people in action, getting on the tube, getting out, strolling around…
this is the cheapest with another appartment i found at avenida infante santo nº 350 r/c, they have up to 4/5 girls and you can choose two for a cbj for only 30 € and you even get to see a nice show. for 50€ you get a quickie with all 4 or 5 of them!! they are open till 20 h. half of the times i leave without action, because none of the girls suit me, but i tip the girl on the door 5 or 10 €. (i don´t know if you guys do this??). but if i choose a girl i always find these cheap chicas really nice. another address to include in this class is at alameda dom afonso henriques, nº 21a cave, (mobile tel: 968875797). they hold 5 to 6 girls ranging 5 to 7
so much for the low budget brothels.
in part two i will tell you all i know about the better places….
got up midafternoon, it was this great saturday, open sky, just took a shower, a light grey flannel shirt, grabed once for the sunglasses that were sure to be in use that afternoon.
fisrt i wanted to meet alice from avenida miguel bombarda, 129 r/c and as i got there the door was opened by this glourious brunette, solid piece of a sex-machine, no profound look just a body to die for!
unfortunetly she wasn´t for sale that day (at least she claimed so but i think that for a 100 euros she´d forget about that bullshit.
alice, who sounded superb on telephone, was rather disappointing . she´s really tall, 175/180 cm tall, slender but her face and hands didn´t seem clean enough for my standarts.
she then introduced me to each of her 6 or 7 friends. i could find everything from a forty year old lady, still in very good condition, to a few mestisas from brasil and a beautiful dark blonde very tall girl in her early twenties.
her name is beatriz and she is portuguese, a real stunner with the slendiest body one can imagine, no fat, a piercing on her tight belly, small breats and bikini marking (g-string) top and bottum, she´s got the tiniest ass you can imagine for a girl as tall as she (175cm), a real stunner with two beautiful pairs of lips. the only problem is a bit her attitude, a bit naïve, a bit cold, but still nice, i don´t know maybe it was me. i will leave her number of course so that maybe you can try out for yourself. this appartment looks nice from the outside as well as from the inside. it is placed in one of the oldest bourgois neighbourhoods of lisbon, with a lot of places to have a bica, read a paper and have a beer or a glass of wine and just let time pass, it´s saturday afternoon, nothing will happen till nine o´clock when soccer starts and the country seems to fade away in the mist of fortune, the mist of art and sweat on the green pitch. so i had just finished my first shot for 50€, and it was still just 4 o´clock (so i had only been in that appartment for about 30/35 minutes).
her phone number is 96 722 13 96. and i guess she´s there from midday till 21 h from monday to mabye saturday, maybe not working all days!
was a bit disappointed with myself, the conversation and atmosphere had´ned worked as i expected. but there was no time for worries, walked for a few blocks and found a café where i could have a cup of coffee (bica) and a beer outside in the sun. they even had a sports newspaper to read for their costumers (a very nice attitude to be found in the nice cafés, a sportspaper, or just a paper to find the newest movie or theatre in town! thanks so much, it saved me so many nights and days). you can even take a look at the advertisment part at the section “convívio –grande lisboa).
because after my mid-afternnon break, where i achieved to relax quiet well, the spot was a great choice, i knew that i had to continue, and i chose to drive to benfica and phone a few appartments.
i couldn´t at that stage dream about the superb experience i was about to go thru. i found this appartment near a fomous café in benfica called kalifa, the brasilian woman on the fone was nice and told me they started with 20 for a massage, 30 for massage and cbj, 40 for half-half and 50 € with anal sex included.
the door was opened by this bizarre indy woman in her late thirties, named dina, lady dina, she was bizar but still a nice woman. the brasilan voice turned out to be a woman in her late 40s and then i was presented iris, first told me she was 30, she was wearing black tight trousers (almost look tru) a nice black top that could barely hide the fruit and black heels, her rear was rocking and her short dark brown, reddish hair gave her a sexy look. in fact she had just woken up, she told me but the fact is she turned me on, her white skin, her brown eyes and all those curves ready to rock the next minute.
she first asked me to have a quick shower, which i did and when i returned, exoecting sex she ended up giving me a 30 min massage, getting from my head to my toes front and back! it was awsome and while she was massaging my legs i was almost falling asleep... and from one minute to the oder she said...since your such a nice guy... and she gave me an impressive bbbj, five stars experience: i came after 10 minutes of an intense caring blowjob. she really cared about her attitude. while massaging her she told me she was in fact 35 years old, which suprised me the more, she looked 30 tops... her number is 96 711 59 58 and i definetly recomend her... for 30 € its peanuts!
ps: it´s nice to have your expetations told on the board aussie, i wanne her about the trip itself later on! great luck! if you need something, post it here!
by guys... boa noite!
yours truthfull julius
I thought this was interesting- anybody ever been to Braganca ???
LISBON (Reuters) - Portugal's government may suspend its advertising in Time magazine because it ran a cover story dubbing a small Portuguese town "Europe's new red light district," a government spokesman said Wednesday.
A spokesman at the deputy prime minister's office, which is overseeing the 2004 European soccer championships, said the government had planned to place a series of adverts in magazines with the slogan "In Portugal, the extra time is always the best part of the game."
"In the case of Time, because of this report, and merely for marketing reasons, we are mulling the suspension of these adverts for a week or two," the spokesman said, adding that the government has nothing against the U.S.-owned magazine.
One of the Portuguese government adverts appeared in Time's European edition this week, which looked at the impact of some 300 Brazilian (news - web sites) prostitutes in the ancient northern town of Braganca, and got considerable media coverage in Portugal.
Time cited Braganca as an example of what the $50 billion global sex trade can do to a small community.
Time Europe Editor Eric Pooley said he regretted that the Portuguese government had not been given the chance to withdraw its advert from an edition carrying a story about the country, but stood by the story itself.
"We understand why the Portuguese government is upset. We regret the fact the advertisement ran. We do have a mechanism to prevent this. It broke down in this case, and we're in discussions with them to see what happens going forward," he said.
"We have no regrets about the journalism. The global movement of sex workers is certainly not confined to Portugal," he said by telephone from London.
Hello All (Especially Murriloa and Ze Duron)
A fabulous time was had in Lisbon and I found it difficult to leave and head back to my home town in Belgium but alas there is a good rugby match on today and I need to get my priorities right. I arrived in Lisbon and went straight for my Hotel which was relatively cheap, central and girl friendly (VIP Eden).
First Night in Lisbon I decided to ring a number 918274097 that I had found after doing some pre-trip research i.e. http://www.escortlisbon.com/ , I was given an address
at Number 7 Rua Sousa Martinis (ring the number above for the floor the girls are scared of police), the building has full security and very up market, and Alex who answered the phone spoke good english. She said that it was 100 Euro for 1 hour (no ass). When I arrived I was sat down in plush room offered a drink and 6 girls were paraded in front of me one shook hands like a bloke , one was 19 tall, big tits, boots, 19 - There was a nice tall mulatta, and then there was Alex who spoke great english, was petite, nice bod and had nice eyes, greek. I elected for Alex picture attached, she showed me to a nice bed and gave me a blowjob without condom licking balls etc but not the top of my rod, I then fucked her in few positions and came. We sat and chatted for some time then she started on my balls again with her tounge, and jacked me off while toungue kissing my mouth...all in all money well spent and would recommend this to fellow comrades even knowledgeable locals like Murilloa and Zeduron). Alex said she had only been working 2 months and that all girls had medical certificates. I left feeling totally drained and in need of some good Port.
Next day I did the tourist thing all day and look at the great city of Portugal which I found impresssive (and cheap , especially taxis 5 euro to most places including the joint above). I then decided to search out Ze Durons brasillian in Benefica, after much searching I found her but I think that she may have been induging in copious amounts of food from a reknownd fast food outlet so I left with intercourse. I went back to the hotel and rang up what I thought was a University chick in the local rag the girl that came to my hotel for 100 euro looked ok (latina 25) but she seemed sad and lethargic as if she didnt want sex , after a shower she then took a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] which stunk and was a bit of a turn off so I gave her 5 euro for the taxi and told her to leave. That night I ate much Seafood then ended up at at a club called "Night and Day"(all taxi drivers know it), the elefante and hippo are closed on a sunday and the taxi driver said that the girls go here, 25 euro entry and two free drinks included. Inside there were about 20 girls and 3 guys, I spotted a skinny young latina who came to me, rubbed her crotch up against me and said 200 Euro (the only english she knew) within 10 minutes it was 150Euro but wanted to hold out as the law of economics governing supply and demand told me that I could get something for 100 euro, within 10 minutes this Voluptuous Big titted, round asses latina with long black hair came in she was and 8 and about 26 years old. She said 150 euros but I said 100, I bought her a drink 8 euro and then we were back at my Hotel room doing it all 8with condom) for 100 Euro this was ok but what up set me was the fact that as soon as I had blown she was into her knickers and back out the door to pick up her next sucker at the night and day, I would have liked her to stay longer but oh well.. If you want to visit night and day ask any taxi driver it is abou 4 euro in a taxi from central lisbon and there are man girls to choose from, as the night gets later the price goes down, if your lucky you can pay 80 Euro.
Next afternoon I started to look in the local paper the Corr...... I found a number 968538000, the girl who answered (Patricia) spoke good english with a slight cockny acccent, she said she was 19 and had lived in london (maybe of interest Murilloa). She gave me the address in Alameda -Dom Alfonso Henrique 21 (basement), I grabbed a taxi which was 5 euro but it is also easy to reach via the metro , get of at Almeda and it is a 50 Metre walk. When you get to the door ring the buzzer 2nd from the bottom and the the door will be openned, dont let the interior put you off just proceeed down the stairs to a big wooden door. The door openned and this light bronzed angel named Patricia openned the door, 42 inch boobs, good bod, beautiful eyes, long black hair,and a great attitude. She showed me to the room, she said they had other girls but they were cleaning but I expect some other beauties available in this place. It was 50 Euro for 30 Minutes 80 Euro for an hour and you could also arrange two girls but I forget the price. I elected for the 50 Euro option, we chatted then she turned her cute face and sleepy mouth towrads my dick and started giving me a BBBJ, all the time staring at me with those sleepy eyes, I didnt want to fuck, just wanted the BBBJ to continue, she knew what she was doing and got me to orgasm quick but then teased my cock until I exploded on her up turned tits, Wow liked it. I thanked her for the great service and conversation and left vowing to return. I rang her from m hotel that evening and invited her over for 100 Euro for another BBBJ mmmm great stuff. If you get in contact with her tell her your the Aussies friend, I said i would recommend her.
Well a great time had in Lisbon and I will return in a few months for a second trip. Murilloa, Ze Duron I impressed with your city.
Cheers Comrades
Latin Ass
Hi again folks,
I went down to Avenida Miguel Bombarda again, to meet the receptionist, the stunning brunette I told you about in my last report. She goes for Rebecca and I would say she is late 20s or early 30s, still in excellent shape and a beauty smile. Altough she was off last time, I rang a few days later and got her on the phone and she told me she had only put a few days off...you wonder why? Point is she is one of the nastiest girls around, nasty in a goog sense. She has beautiful hands, long nails, a few indiscrete pearcings and tatoos, all lovely... she is the best girl in this apartment. You can catch her durng the week at 967 221 396 (mobile phone).
Next I visited long time no see Filipa from Rua de Beneficência, phone nr: 966 129 035, she is a tall (170cm), busty brunette who loves to give a man a good time for 50€, but I recomend you to go for the 70/80€ hour, since you´ll get two shots and she is really worth it.
Welcome Aussie, I know that apartmenta as well as the girl described, Patricia the busty brasilian girl, great choice, have to meet her again...
Hope to hear from you folks again. This is starting to be a rough and rainy autum, so we need information on the hotest spots.
See you guys.
This report is to confirm to all the report Latin Ass posted about Alexa. She is absolutely awsome. She came to my hotel in Setubal and was everything and more of what I expected. I told her I would be here for a month longer and wanted to see her at least 4 more times. She is very petite and beautiful, but she makes you feel special. Thank you Latin Ass for the info. I had called a couple local numbers in Setubal but the girls were ugly and fat. I paid Alexa 200 euro for FS and taxi, but it was money well spent. A girl of Alexa's caliber in the US would chrge $400 easily. On another subject, took a drive to Lisbon and found the "Maybe" club near Elefante Branca. Girls were friendly, mostly Estonian and very beautiful. Private dances are 40 Euro and after club action seemed available.
Thats all I have to report at this time. Fellow reprobates take care
Time to get back on the forum, after a while away: work problems, and interrupted net connection. Neither one has prevented Muri from pursuing his hobby…
Latin Ass, what a pleasure to read that you enjoyed your stay in Lisbon. I trust you are still relishing the memories, and I still hope that France or England defeat your Rugby boys. Thanks for your lively post: the apartments you describe will undergo vigorous investigation. Thanks also to Zé D who has done us all a service by coming in off the rainy street and consolidating this board’s picture of the apartment scene. I have also found a new apartment, but will begin this update with a full confession of a recent mistake.
Coming down Avenida Liberdade from Marquês de Pombal after an excursion to El Corte Inglés… Muri has enjoyed the trip, not least because El Corte is full of delicious young creatures dressed in tights, boots and sweaters, shopping for more body-hugging sexy clothing to see them through the winter. All this warm fragrant purring pussy is a joy to contemplate… but Muri is resolved not, absolutely not to spend money on sex today: man cannot live on sex alone after all, although sometimes he likes to try. So Muri walks sternly and philosophically away from the Saldanha-Marquês-Avenidas district with its many opportunities, and he intends also to shun the bargain houses of Rossio. No, he will stroll down to Cais do Sodré, drink two pints at one of the Irish bars, read newspapers in English and Portuguese, and take the train to his suburban apartment for a nutritious meal and a healthgiving early night.
But…temptation stands directly in his way in the form of a dyed blonde, forty year old SW in a long woollen purple coat. She reminds him strongly of a secretary he lusted for, many years ago. And so it happens that he strikes a €30 deal and follows Madame Secretary up to a Pensão behind Praça Alegria. Ah the ironies of Lisbon! The street of drugs and drabs is called Anjos (Angels) and dank, dead, dismal Praça Alegria means Happiness Square!
Shame forbids me to describe the extra money this experienced vampire sucked out of Muri, and the perfunctory service she provided in return. Depression will result, if we dwell too long on her meagre, veteran body, or her foul-mouthed grumbling about the weather, the economy, and the state of the SW trade. Eighteen-year-old pimply students might fall into this temptation, but the great Muri? How are the mighty fallen!
All you need to know is that this woman’s name is Marina, she is always on the same beat (I have checked, with a shudder, from the window of a taxi) and that she is absolutely to be avoided. I will have better things to report in my next.
Hello From Barcelona.
Fellow mongers I will post about the barcelona scene in the next few days...I have to say it is even better than lisbon. I have found agem of a place with a godess who I am just going to visit..got to go.Drogue, you were absolutely correct alexa is a top girl, enjoy.
Latin ass
Murilloa,
I am feeling lucky and think the aussies will produce the goods when required. I dont think the northern hemisphere can compete with the south when it comes to rugby.... Glad to see you back on the board, I thought that you had gone missing and I am glad to here your report.
If you have a long weekend you should catch a train to barcelona, i found a few top spots and a few not so good.
in barcelona try a street : San eusebio 68
Prooceed into the building and go up one flight of steps to a door with "Entreal or similar on it" from out side the building looks average..but inside this place you will find 10 different rooms with different styles/spas /arrangements I used the japanese room. The place is very upmarket a 9/10 with great style and feel/furniture. As for the girls...everyting ranging from 6- 10. I stayed with Paula a Columbian a 10 (perfection) she only works until 8PM, great girl great body(slim). She is better than alex who I would say is an 8-9..worth a short trip to barcelona, 75 Euro for 30 minutes, 95 euro for 45 minutes...(one blow). I also stayed with another columbian a 7-8 with massive Jugs (no silicon) -Claudia...but paula gave a better service and had absolutely no milage...a girl to marry..top chick.
For those that like the older more experinced woman i.e from 25 and up I would jump on the train to Villanova (40 minutes from Barcelona- ticket 1.50 euro) when you get off at villanova walk toward the beach and you will find a street called carriers de canaries look for number 40 and click the red button. This place is not as upmarket as the place above but it is very clean and you will be in for a treat.. the girls are south american ranging from 4-8 but what they lack in appeal the make up for with performance, the argentinian I picked slowly washed my knob on a beday and then when to work licking my asshole and giving me the best BBBJ I have had..she then allowed me to blow in her mouth (using towel quickly), great experience 30 minutes for 40 euro (two blows allowed). worth a visit.
I found some other places (2 more) at the lower end of the market 25 euro..but I walked out without trying as the calibre was really low.... I will also post this in the barcelona column.
Happy Mongering.
barcelona sounds like fun, latin ass. trouble is, whenever i set out to travel there, i never get further than madrid, where all admirers of the latin lady should check in at some time. in other sports, your boys looked awesome against nz, while ours have only squeezed into the final. but it will be 80 minutes on the day, and england have got to have one good game in them… muri, lucky man, will be watching the game in london, and has a long encounter with lovely lori booked for the previous night.
back to portugal, muri hereby confirms that alexa is first rate. encouraged by latin ass and drogue, he made his way to this apartment on a gloomy afternoon, and although advised by a very young receptionist that the price would be €125, top of his price range, he stayed on, such was his trust in previous reports. after consuming a whisky on the house, he was presented to three girls, alexa by far the pick of them, and soon found himself in a handsome bedroom. here, the background to latin ass’s photo was clearly recognisable: so was the fine body that was revealed when alexa peeled off tight top and jeans. the lady is exotically pretty with dark hair and clear eyes. not greek, i would say, but judging by her accent and the kind of small mistakes she makes in her excellent english i would place her a little further north. alexa is petite, but with a little flesh just where it’s needed. an outstanding feature: her firm, finely shaped hands with beautiful long clean nails, which she knows how to put to work on a man’s sensitivities. no more details: suffice to say that muri was pleasured and then pleasured again, by a true expert. conversation entre-actes was a little tired and gloomy, she was feeling homesick and had been late to bed that morning after an outcall in setubal: the eager and lustful drogue, no doubt. nonetheless i enjoyed holding and stroking her until the idyll ended. a steep price, but worthwhile, and muri will be back. his next report will return down market, where very good entertainment is still to be had for €20-30.
Only in Lisbon – or just perhaps in Buenos Aires – could you find an elegant 19th century building with three bordellos on consecutive floors. Such are the joys of Calçada do Garcia, number 7. The location could not be more central: go to the northeast corner of the Rossio, the corner where the taxis line up: keep walking northeast, uphill, towards the Pensão Gerês. The road winds left uphill, and there in front of you is number 7.
Muri found the place after ringing a new Rossio advert in the 'Correio'. He was neatly serviced by a plump Ecuadoreana for €30, and returned the following week only to have forgotten whether the house of sport was on the second or third floor. What to do? Press a bell at random, and risk the wrath of some bourgeois householder? Well, yes: Muri tossed a mental coin, and rang the third floor. A reassuring immediate buzz opened the door to him, and he made his way up in the elevator, to be let into an apartment which was clearly not the one he had been in the week before, and where the price was €20, not €30.
Feeling disorientated, a little like the protagonist of a Borges story, Muri nonetheless performed a vigorous sex act with a Brazilian mulatta. In the ensuing conversation, all was revealed. There is sport to be had, she informed him, on the second, third, and fourth floors of this typical central Lisbon apartment house. As if conjured by her words, the unmistakeable sound of a rocking, creaking bed suddenly began to salute her from the floor above, followed shortly by a distant cry of joy as one of the patrons of the fourth floor achieved his moment of bliss. Apparently the three establishments have different proprietors, prices and specialisms.
Muri has not yet sampled the fourth floor, but has been back three times to see a very lovely coffee coloured Angolan woman, who pays him the compliment of having real orgasms. This will become a weekly routine, for a gem at this price must be enjoyed regularly. He will tease fellow punters by encouraging them to explore this noble edifice and to guess which of the ladies is the current favourite.
In his next, to be published after a forthcoming much-anticipated trip to Lori of London, Muri will relate another weird experience, this time along the 'linha' in Paço D’Arcos.
Zé D.: Where are you? We have all enjoyed your reports, but this is no time for laziness. Tell us, for example, where in Lisbon you have found Romanian pussy, for Muri has never yet sampled the ladies of that country, and is unlikely to get a business trip to Bucharest.
thanx for the encoragement first of all
i am very glad that this board is working with higher frequency, new perspectives from different people makes this board a lot more interesting
so one of these days i went hunting. i had been out with a couple of fellas who i guess don´t monger that much, or maybe they don´t at all monger!
it must have been arround 3 o´clock in the morning , it was this day where it was raining cats and dogs, it was coming down like hell after this, it´s never going to rain again! i was staring (imagine it was 3 in the morning) and so i left my brothers behind and thought about getting some wild bitchy girl somewhere.
i took my car and drove around artilharia um, actually the street further down, rua rodrigo da fonseca, and found a reddish tinny blond petit in high heels, wearing tight dark blue jeans and a black jacket. she told me 20 € blow(covered) in the car and as she looked cleen i said step in babe!
it was a decent blow, she really tried and ended up taking me to the stars.
she said her name was susana and that she is working in the biz with her sister which made me dream about getting these sisters do a lesbian act, which she assured me they did and what freaked me out was how similar they looked!
well that night didn´t end here there is much to happen on my post tomorrow.
in the meanwhile check out this webpage, i have been there it´s at rua dona estefânia, 157.
www.aslolitas.com
they fit to the name! i tried patricia and its her on the pics, vera i think is working at another place and sindya is a brasilian with beautyful big tits. (50 euros)
bye have fun, lets see who wins the final!
Hi all,
There have been lots of reports on the private houses and the SWs in Lisbon but no one has gone into detail about the clubs, so I will report on the few that I know quite well. Although I still think the private houses are the best choice in Lisbon, some good fun can be had at the clubs. I think it gives you the choice to get to know the lady a little bit before going anywhere and you have a bigger selection. The downside is obviously the price, but I also think the overall quality of the girls is better in the clubs.
Anyway it has been maybe a month or two (since I am working in Budapest right now) since I have been to the clubs, but the only thing that changed is probably some of the girls.
OK. First, to go to these places, dress sharply as the doormen look at that. All these clubs have some kind of saying that says minimum entrance fee 250 EUR or something similiar. However, this is only in case the doorman doesn't like you. I guess in Portugal they can't refuse entrance to anyone so they put up the signs to discourage you from entering when they don't want you in there. Back to the entrance, dress sharp, no sneakers. It is not necessary to wear a suit or tie or anything like that, just look casual but sharp. The doormen tend to look at you up and down before giving you the go-ahead to go in. Sometimes they charge 25 or 50 EUR to enter. This amount can be used to buy drinks inside. If you know anyone in Lisbon, it is probably best if they go with you... (when in Lisbon, I can accompany anyone if they want, just PM me).
If you want, it is possible to have dinner at these places. The food is actuallly quite good, but the price of dinner is a bit expensive considering Portuguese standards. But, if having dinner there expect a bill of 30-40 EUR per person for the dinner portion. Also if you are going for dinner, you won't have to pay to get in. Lots of Portuguese people also go there in the early night whenever there is a big futebol match on. The places have big screen TVs and you can lounge around and watch the game.
The girls have to be inside by 22:30 the latest. After that they can only enter acccompanied by a client and if she is walking in for the first time after 23:00 with a client, she can only leave with the client. Meaning that if she didn't make it in by 22:30, she won't be able to work that night, at least not in that club. Anyway, I think (I'm not sure) that the house makes no money on what the girls charge, they make money on drinks.
Drinks - If you are coming back a few times or if you have a big enough group and everyone likes to drink the same thing, I suggest getting a bottle. The prices dependinng on the club range between whiskey/gin/vodka/rum 90-110 EUR (this includes all accompanying drinks coke, oj, water) 12yr Whiskey and single malt 110-125 EUR (also includes all accompanying drinks). If you do order a bottle ask to be seated at one of the tables as it is easier to call the girls over and chat with them. There are no girl drinks in these clubs, no special cocktails or drinks of the sort. Most of the girls once they sit down will try to get you to order a bottle of champagne. STAY AWAY FROM THIS... the champagne, even though they give you Moet&Chandon the price for the small bottle is 100 EUR and the big one 200 EUR. The reason for this is that the girls make money on the champagne. Actually so does the waiter, so he might try to push it. But in general the waiters are not pushy at all. Since 95% of the girls are Brazilian, they love beer, so just ask for a regular beer with costs 5 EUR for the girl and that is fine. If you ordered a bottle, you can offer her a drink from the bottle. But before you leave with her, she has to have a drink, doesn't matter what it is, but no water... ehehehe... I reccomended the bottle because it is cheaper to get the bottle rather than individual drinks. The only problem might be at Elefante Branco, if the manager doesn't know you, he might say that bottles are only for regular customers, but I only say this happen once.
To the clubs: I have visited Elefante Branco, Gallery, Night and Day, Black Tie and Hippotamo. I don't know the exact address of these clubs but they are all close to one another and all in the Marques de Pombal area, on Av. Duque de Loulé and Rua Rodrigues Sampaio. In any case, all taxi drivers know these places and the best way to get there.
Now in any of these clubs it helps if you speak a little portuguese or are sitting with someone that does. The reason is that the prices here are very negotiable, the most expensive that I have paid is 200 EUR and the cheapest is 100 EUR. If you don't speak portuguese the girls will try to charge more because they associate tourist with money and expense accounts etc... The thing with the girls here is the time limit, her dedication and everything will depend on the conversation that you have at the club with her. I've been with a girl for 150 EUR for two days and she left because it was Sunday night and I had to work the next day. But keep in mind that prices and time is very negotiable, just don't do like a friend of mine that the first words out of his mouth were how much for the whole night... believe if the girl is enjoying herself, most likely she will not leave and be happy to stay more time with you with no price increase. but this takes some work on your part.
if you don't go out with anyone, get the girls digits and you can call them the next afternoon, or on sunday night when only one place is open. The girls all have cellular phones and will be happy to give you their numbers. The prices in the afternoon are pretty much the same, they might go down after you have been with the same girl for a few times. Also if you can wait, after 2am the prices are more negotiable as the girls want to go out with someone than staying alone and not making any money.
Elefante Branco - personally, I think this is the best club... actually the club with the best girls... the decoration is very old, with lots of mirrors and a bit too dark. the girls here are quite forward and a little eye contact is enough for them to come over and talk to you. if you need any help grabing one of the girls attention just ask a waiter to call the girl. in my opinion most of the girls here fall between the 7-9 category and then there are always some that don't do anything for me. The prices are in the high range most girls start off at 200 EUR and maybe more if they think you look like a tourist.
Gallery - this is a better place in terms of decoration. More modern, more light, a separate area for dinner and they play a lot more brasilian music which the girls love to dance, and personally, I LOVE TO WATCH THEM DANCE! Anyway the quality of girls it is a bit lower than Elefante Branco, but the girls sometime move from one club to the other so you might see the same girls in both places. The girls here start at 200 EUR also but are more willing to negotiate than in elefante. It is quite easy to bring them down to 150 EUR.
Night and day - Right next to Gallery and is the only place that is open on sunday. the place is quite old and the decoration and lighting are a bit similiar to elefante branco. the quality of girls is much lower, but you can always find one or two that are good enough. the starting price here is 100 EUR but it is difficult to negotiate down. but it is the only place to go on sunday night.
Black Tie - this is a club but deguised as a regular discoteque. The working girls only come in after 4.00 am when the other places close and the prices here are very negotiable. Law of supply and demand. However only the girls that haven't worked in the other places and the girls that are desperate for cash (to pay rent or whatever) usually come here. I haven't actually left with anyone from here, but I know it is negotiable and usually it is for the rest of the night.
Hippotamo - This place I only went once some time ago and the quality was very day. Actually worse than night and day, which suprised me. At night and day i could always find one or two, here I didn't see anything that I liked. So I don't know the prices but I assume it can't be so high as the quality was quite bad.
One final note, all these clubs are open until 4.00am except for black Tie which is open until 10.00am. The best days to go is during the week as all girls tend to be working on those days. On the weekend they usually have weekend dates arranged with clients or prefer to go out to regular discoteques and clubs with their other working friends.
If they are working at the clubs or if went out to regular clubs, the most likely place to find them is queen's club near the docas or lux club which is near the railway station santa apolonia. however, if you don't know them it would be difficult to try and pick them up here. Also on Sunday, since all but one place is closed, most of the girls go to Café da ponte (bar in the docas area) around midnight.
Hope this helps you with knowing how the clubs work in Lisbon, if you have any questions let me know. I'll writenext time about a private house that I have been to on several occasions called Adonis health Club - quite good... here is their website http://www.adonishealthclub.com/index.htm
I'll be in lisbon this weekend or the next and will try to do some more research until then.
Mutrix
Hi
I will be in Lisboa this weekend and I will look for some female company.
My preference is for street girls so any help is more then welcome.
Please contact me via a private message using the WSG Forum's Private Message service.
I am Portuguese so the language is not a problem.
Cheers
Paulors
Hi,
I will be in Lisboa this weekend and I will look for some female company.
My preference is for street girls so any help is more then welcome.
Please contact me via a private message using the WSG Forum's Private Message service.
I am Portuguese so the language is not a problem.
Cheers
Paulors
hi folks,
i started this week-end slowly...went to the movies to see the movie swimming pool!! great movie about women, about catching the seductice move of a femme fatale thru the lense of a filmcamera. explendid movie!
was thinking about getting to avenida infante santo, nº 350 r/c just between two caféshops (traditional café) where you can get your last turn-on drink, lets say a morep001el, an aperitif.
they have a number which is working for quiet a great time: 93 940 41 16 or 96 651 49 71 and you will find an open door from 10 til 22h. you are presented to say tops 6 girls, on a weak day i guess one might only find 3 girls....looking ok, no stunners...,but it doesn´t matter because you are awarded one out of three nasty wet possibilities:
first: you can have a blow for 20/25 euros and it can be provided as well as you can ask for it! i had cim or cot for this price performed by great attitude girls
second: you can have two girls sucking you for 35/40 euros...
third: you can have half/half with all girls (one at the time) for 75 euros! this experience is a must, if you cum by the say third girl...the fourth will continue! i saw a guy do the whole dance, the girls cueing at the door all wet and gready...b-e-a-u-ti-f-u-l-!!!
but then i decide other way and said i ll do it tomorrow!
(tour starting in the heart of lisbon and ending half way to sintra!)
start:
the next day i started the hunt at 18h (sunday) got to avenida do barsil, 116, 1º direito, phone; 96 830 21 31 and was presented to a reddish women in her 30s, nice breast but i declined and got it moving to avenida são joão de deus nº 23 a, phone number: 96 379 78 20.
this place looks like shit and after i was shown the shit they had for me to fuck i left!
got on to largo de são sebastião da pedreira nº 31, 3rd esquerda, where a full breasted brazilian (verónica) was waiting for me...she was so-so looking but had a great attitude and nice chat and told me to wait for her 2 friends to show up, which i did. as the friends weren´t that great, one skinny petit blond that wouldn´t do anal, but did bbbj and a black girl witha stunning body, but it wasn´t my thing. (96 644 99 08)
so i moved on to rua da beneficência, 229, 2º direito, were filipa approached me just to tell me she had stopped working as a call girl and was directing the place! i was dissapointed for two reasons:one she was the best looking girl out of the three present, by far and the time before i visited them she was leaving for a "despedida de solteiro" (these pics at the bottum are from their site) and couldn´t attend my needs. so this time she took me to the door as i didn´t find the other girls atractive and as i was stepping out i asked her if she didn´t want to do a number and she started melting and after 4 or 5 dialogs it was set that she would grant me a chance for 50 € and i accepted to do her will and comand. she is a lovely, quiet big chested tall brunette, always wearing high heels and long fingernaisl, which she uses with accuarracy, her butt is a tiny bit to big for my perfectionist model type of girl. bady 7, looks 8 and attitude 8 (no anal!) she is a must, twice as she is starting the managing part of the house! her phone number fellas: 96 612 90 35
i stayed there for an hour or so, had two drinkss, one before and one after and was happy as a happy man can be!
all these places were in the heart of lisbon and for the finishing i got my ass to cacém on the way out of lisbon heading to marvellous sintra. i phoned and older lady who told me she had two youger brasilians arround and so i showed up at av dos bons amigos, lote 2, 3rd esquerda (the only red bottom on the wall, phone: 91 842 12 96 and ask for angelica! she is a stunner, blond tall and increadibly busty, big natural stiff mamas and a beautyful shaking ass, her price starts at 50€ but you have to get clear what you want, i wanted a dildo show and she asked me for another 10€, anal 20 € more and so on, but she has great rythem, a real porn teen gal! she looks increadibly hot in her high heels and long nails (hands and feet), a stunner, look 8, body 9 (she got some tiny burn marks, nasty stuff, but didn´t matter to me) attitude 7 (with tendency to hit 8/9!!) i will visit her another time... those breasts were a dream, her rear, makes me crazy.
next time i will present two new places i visited in the past month!
what about a big party one of these days? a ceremony for the good odds in the hunters will!
stay in shape
Hello all,
I will have the pleasure of going on a business trip to Lisbon - well the Lisbon area. I've tried to read through the many posts here and do not see anything for Estoril or Cascais. Anyone have some advice or contacts? As well, is it better to call ahead or is just showing up when the fancy hits you OK?
I'm not sure how much time I'll have actually in Lisbon so these 2 areas are within walking distance of the hotel. Also have to find my map of Lisbon as I can find some of these streets that you guys are talking about.
Great forum and I hope to be able to add to it in the near future.
For those who haven't had the pleasure of Romanian girls, it is well worth the trip to Bucharest or anywhere else in that country.
Have a great monger day!
Filipa from Rua da Benificencia, a charm of a sex bomb
And a last one from Lady Filipa.
This is not the place to report on last weekend as the events took place in London, but in case Latin Ass is still visiting this site Muri will not crow but just say how delicious it was to lie in a warm hotel bed on a cold Saturday morning and watch England defeat Australia and bring the cup to the North for the first time.
This was all the more wonderful an experience because of the lingering fragrance of Lori’s perfume and her sex, for Muri was her last visitor at Les Girls in Soho on Friday night. She was a little tired by the exertions of the day, but a massage and some stroking in the right places brought her back into the mood to do what only she can do. Immense pleasure. The firmest most petite body, the prettiest face and the tightest pussy Muri has ever encountered. Not that it stops him researching elsewhere…
Back to business, this is the Lisbon board, and one’s duty is to report on Lisbon. Yesterday €20 was spent on research in the Rossio outlet above Macdonald’s which remains as far downmarket as Muri is prepared to go but still offers an efficient discharge. As does Rua dos Fanqueiros. Both addresses are in earlier reports by Muri and Zé D.
Less satisfactory was a trip to Rua Pedro Nunes 45, 2D near Saldanha. This is the home of the excellent and reliable Isabel, (€30) but she was ‘on holiday’ and Muri foolishly accepted an overweight dyed blonde 30something Brazilian. This none-too-fragrant creature, mistaking Muri’s decorous Anglo appearance for effeminacy, vigorously insisted on trying to ram a vibrator into his backside. Muri will try most things once, but to be inelegantly buggered by a condom-sheathed plastic toy in the dirty hands of a grunting Brazilian is not his predilection, and with one lithe JamesBond-like movement he flipped grunter over on to her back, gave her a savage pumping, extracted his flagging member, flicked aside the condom and delivered over her breasts. This kind of affectless cheap porno sex is not really Muri’s style and he left feeling soiled. A plate of ‘gambas’ and a bottle of ‘vinho verde’ soon restored him, and an hour later he was sauntering around the Atrium Saldanha centre appreciating the secretary chicks and fantasizing about being their lucky boyfriend. But Isabel, deusa, please return from that ‘holiday’.
Talking of Zé D – welcome back, what an excellent report. A hectic work schedule lies ahead, but pretty soon, some of Muri’s Christmas bonus will be exchanged for varied sexual acts in the apartments you have researched so industriously. Thanks also to Mutrix, for fascinating work on the clubs. Muri is not often able to be out so late, but when the opportunity arises he will know in which direction to turn his lustful footsteps.
Gentlemen… Ladies… Lisbon would not be Lisbon without you.
Hello Muri,
The vibrator experience sounds as bad as the loss Australia had on Saturday, a sad day in Australias rugby history, but all in all England deserved the win.
I cannot comment on Lisbon but I ventured to a place in Germany on the weekend and was severely let down. The cost was expensive, the girl nice but a barracuda. After 20 minutes of not even giving me a blowjob with a condom on, just the occasional grunt I felt like I was making luv to a blow up doll in a barbwire cage. I could not touch her ass, could kiss her. It was down rite depressing, so I got up and told her that she was pretty but I was not going to cum by simply looking at her, she then suggested additional cash for a blowjob with condom. I declined. The worst experience I have had.
Moral: never pay for sex with a swiss hooker, they are robots and shouldnt be hookers. Maybe carpark attendants would be a better profession for them.
Got to start planning my next Lisbon trip.
Latin Ass
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Sudden sweeping night.
I love this time of the year for it´s early sunsets and it´s lustfull early evenings.
While everybody is cleaning their desks downshuting their PC´s and rushing into their cars, thinking about all the trafficjam, trying desperatly to find that last billboard hit on your carstereo, trying even harder not to forget about all those thinks to buy at the local deli.
Thats when Duron is thinking about femals, femme fatal, high heels, shaved legs and pussies, perfumes and sex oders, flashing tits all over, thats my mind.
Remembering how terribly good it is to be hunting for the lioness, for that piece of woman that will make you go a step further in the seek of perfection.
Victória, a young beautiful brunet/mulata I posted much earlier, she had a great attitude and was a real nice girl to take out for dinner. I lost track of this beauty brazilian. She even loved feetsex, a rarity, a real gem that always looked sharp and absolutely clean (which is tremendously impoortant).
In the past year I have meet extraordinary girls as well as so-so chicks with very little turn-offs. The last one happened as I stepped into a apartment to be presented to their only girl, she was a real dwarf! 130 cm tops. Freaky. I didn't knew what to do, because I was already having a coke on the house, sitting way back in the couch, it was an unforgetable moment, as I first heard a woman approaching in high heels. As she opened the door I was stunned. LOL
So if someone is into that kind of biz I am willing to pass the contact on PM.
I was wondering if someone could help me finding a gem, that is openminded, say into feet sex and who has athe right attitude. One can not only live on the experiences of the newspaper adds. It is always great to have other peoples opinion.
Cleets you can find plenty of girls in Cascais close to the new Shopping Center da Assunção, Rua António da Silva, 127,phone: 96 935 65 71 She is a brasilian and sounded nice at the phone, but haven´t had a chance to meet her.
There is also a place or to close to the Casino. Look up at: www.correiodamanha.pt ---» classificados---» convívio---»Grande Lisboa----» Put in the words Estoril or Cascais in the search engine.
Have fun and use the PM if it helps.
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Latin Ass:
All the best to you aussie... give us plenty of warning before your next trip to Lisboa and we'll keep you informed of the latest offers. Maybe we'll meet for a beer and discuss Rugby... and other forms of sport...
Cleets,
Greetings. Below, culled from this morning's classified advertisements, are the day's offerings from Estoril and Cascais. Most of this is fairly easy to understand, but if you need a hand with vocabulary, someone on this forum will no doubt oblige: Zé Duron is the real native Portuguese speaker...
Quality and price will vary, so you may need to spend some time on the phone, perhaps enlisting the help of a friendly taxi driver or hotel employee. Bear in mind that Cascais and Estoril are quite large residential areas, with high rise accommodation in all socio-economic strata back from the shore and away from the tourist area where no doubt your hotel will be. Also remember that the train from Cascais to central Lisboa takes 35 minutes and is clean and punctual so you need not miss out on the attractions of the centre. Yes, get yourself a map, and make a list of the addresses found on this board. Here are the advertisements:
· Cascais. Licenciada convive casa própria. Privado. Tm:93.4326878
· Brasileira... Desinibida... Gostosa!!! Sózinha... Cascais!!! Ligue-me!!! Tm/917348044
· Cascais... 967831317... Professora... Aerobica... Dá aulas!!! Privado!
· Cascais... Professora do prazer!!! Super sexy... Desinibida... 967482020... 916794381
· Cascais... Super sexy... Muito nível... Atende privado... Depois 13H... 918990051
· Cascais... Morena, perfeita. Um sonho!!! Sózinha... Tm/917650635
· Estou só !!! Telefone já!!! Cascais... Tm/96-6011919
· Cascais... 967527425... empresária distinta... em dificuldade... Privado!!!
· Amor!!! de... Sofia!!! Sózinha!!! Cascais!!! Tm/962759633... Tm/916102267
· Cascais Sofia!!! Meiga!!! Liga-me!!! Oral espectacular!!! Tm/962759633
· Cascais... Vulcão!!! Insaciável!!! Gulosa!!! Peito 48!!! Adoro no bumbum!!! 967521206
· Cascais Actriz... Porno!!! 21A... Completissíma!!! 24H... Tm/96.3681105...
· Cascais Amorosas... Gulosinhas... Perfeitas... Carinhosas... 24H... Tm/963954535
· Cascais... Oriente menina... Massagem convivio... Sensual... Privado. 967709978
· Cascais... Jovens!!! Meigas!!! Lindas!!! Ousadas!!! Prazer sem fim!!! 96.1144145
· Cascais... Sónia... 43a... Meiguinha!!! Carinhosa!!! Privado... Tm/968372123
· Cascais 2 amigas perfeitas!!! Para homens especiais!!! Show lésbico... Tm/918505574
· Cascais Explosão de mulher!!! Escaldante!!! Ardente!!! Fogoza!!! Completissíma... Tm/967625358
· Cascais Estrangeira loura. 11h00. 914790904 / 962941855
· 967830000. Cascais 11H Convivio, privado, estrangeira, quarentona, desinibida, meiga, experiente.
· Cascais, convivio vip, após 12h00. 962381963
· Cascais... 19a... Adora dp... Massagem... Novidade!!! Tm/967551674... 24H...
· Cascais... Loirinhas... Meiguinhas... Quentinhas... Perfeitas... 19/20a... Tm/969756913
· Cascais, disfrute bons momentos, Senhora elegante, 91-4031833
· Cascais!!! Loira!!! Quentinha!!! Gulosa!!! Peito 44!!! Bumbum arrebitado!!! Adoro atrás!!! Tm.968880780
· Cascais... Loirinha... Linda!!! Gostosa!!! Peito 46... Espanholada!!! Deliciosa... Experimente!!! 968644335
· Cascais... Morena... Deliciosa... Safadinha... Quentissima... Labios carnudos... Completissima!!! 969177007.
· Cascais 916956393 Diana... Sem pressas... Pequena lembrancinha...
· Cascais... Show de menina!!! Fresquinha!!! Corpo... Maravilhoso!!! 968825506...
· Estoril Pleasure; Luxo, Portuguesas novas, bonitas. Tm.969677871
· 214689638... Bombons... Deliciosos... Estão:... Estoril... Vem... Provar!!! 966721383
· 966721383... Três... Gatas... Deliciosas!!! Peito... Grande!!! Estoril... 214689638
· Rapaz lindissimo, meigo, potência maxima, senhoras/ meninas, casais. Estoril. Tm.96-1152479 www.swinglivre.com.br
· Estoril... Boca louca... Chupa... (20 Beijinhos...) Tm/936735334
· São João Estoril... Novidade!!! Apareça... já!!! Sigilo... Tm/969256484
· Rapaz, 23a... sexy... masculino... Apartamento discreto... Estoril... Tm/918468092
· Estoril... Brasileirinha!!! Fogosa!!! Manequim!!! Sonho de mulher!!! Tm/961044666
· Brasileira... Estoril... 24hrs... Adoro... no... bumbum... Tm:96-9448469
· Estoril... 24hrs... Novidades... Completissimas... Lingirie... 40P... Tm:96-9448469
· Estoril... Duas formusuras de mulher!!! Quentinha!!! Meiguinha!!! Carinhosa... 961050755
WOW,
Thanks for the info Muri.
I didn't realise that it was only 35 minutes to downtown. With that in mind what would you recommend as the say top 5 must have experiences in the Lisbon area?
I'm on a little bit of a Christmas budget (even though I have a little set aside for me) so the 20 to 50 Euro fun sounds good but if an unforgettable experience is more then so be it.
This would be great, I appreciate the help and will let you know some of the results.
Cheers
Cleets,
For a €30 fun experience in central Lisbon go to Calçada do Garcia, number 7, second floor. Directions in a previous report of mine.
For €30 Isabel has now returned to Rua Pedro Nunes 45, 2D near Saldanha. I enjoyed her company yesterday.
Break that Christmas budget with a €100 experience and a beautiful woman at New Center (Paula and others) or in Rua Sousa Martins (Alexa and others)
Also in the €100 bracket any of the ladies at Cascais mansion, (up the hill above Cascais Villa shopping centre, directions in an earlier report) will give you a memorable time.
Enjoy, and report...
I was wandering if anyone on this superb boarding fact –Ministry for Real Life Hunting, knew anything about Pensões, Residenciais and other parlors that work like the buildings with 20 rooms you might find in a lot of cities in Germany, not the FKK club scene.
Is there something like that to be found in Lisbon? Like a pensão where all the rooms are taken by chicas.
I meet Filipa from Rua da Benefecencia (past reports) and although this tall brunette is getting a bit chubby, she is still quiet sexy and her big tits are wonderful to taste! Her attitude is superb, not a bit of pushing and she never looses her naughty smile. Had a nice CBJ, sex in two positions with her taking all the right moves in the right timing. She caresses and kisses a lot, permits deep DATY, but unfortunately no French kissing, still I rate her 8 for face and smile, 6 for body and 8 for attitude!
Street-scene
A big surprise was Monica a SW at Rua Artilharia Um, wish I had never ever seen and she gave a beautiful CBJ and anal session in the car or pensão around the corner. She is a 1,65 m tall brunette, with beautiful curly hair and a charm that is proper for a young college student, she loves sex and we had a session for 45 min in the car!!
Unfortunately I haven’t seen her again. I liked her jeans outfit, her boots, her small nice tities, her tight rear a real charm and she knew how to move in the car, doing doggy! A hell of a joint!!
Well got lucky, I guess! Face: 7, Body: 7, Attitude: 9
Today I will end with a quote, in considerations on Xmas, on our humors and our will.
Money:
Money is the first trick! And money is the last trick!
Money is in the past!
Money is the future, because that is where money is!
Have Fun
I have discovered a beauty at one of my original houses of sport in São João do Estoril (Address Avenida Emilia, 10, São João do Estoril, near the São João train station, Linha de Cascais, more details in an earlier report of mine.
Name of Sofia. 29 yrs old. Slim blondish hair, shy, thin but pretty face, quite nervous. She is really Portuguese not Brazil meat, is not a born prostitute and you have to treat her with respect and delicacy. She will not be around for long as she is trying to save money after a divorce.
The two points to emphasize are:
1 she tries strenuously to give GFE
2 her pussy is just amazingly tight and busy.
I've been three times now and each time, in spite of my years of experience, I came too soon like a 16-year-old, thanks to the hot contractions of that pussy. Will I ever be able to give this lovely woman a controlled 20-minute ride? Don't know... but I do know that I will be back to try...
Recommended.
goodnight gentlemen,
in haste,
Mur
Oi amigos,
I'm thinking about headed to Portugal next year. I hear it's beautiful there and has an active scene. Judging from this board it seems like there is not much action there. There was an article in a major magazine a few months ago that portrayed Portugal as a major hobby destination full of Brasileras.
Are there many clubs there? I see prices for lower level type places. What can one reasonably expect to pay with a top tier girl? Thanks in advance.
Saint
Saint,
There are several clubs in Lisbon with high-end girls, the prices are very negotiable and it all depends with the girls. my personal favourites for this is gallery and elefante branco. there are other clubs in porto but I don't know much about them. In any case, look through my club review post in this thread and if you have any questions feel free to send me a PM.
Regards
Saint,
It will be interesting to have you in Lisbon, we will be honoured by the presence of a senior cocksman like yourself. Mutrix and Zé Duron between them have covered the club scene very comprehensively. This is not my scene both for reasons of confidentiality and also preference: like Zé D, I enjoy private apartments, but cannot shake off the SW habit all together.
Zé D,
For example, having asked on this board where the new Romanian girls were to be found, I discovered them for myself last week. I was in the Praça Figueira, on an entirely non-hobby mission to do with Christmas shopping. But the antenna system is never switched off completely, and it detected a neat looking Latina type (but clearly not Portuguese) on a corner of the square. Muri approached, and found that the only but only Portuguese words the lady could say were 'trinta', and 'Romania'. Such are my linguistic skills, that I realised that she was not offering a cut-price flight to Bucharest, but inviting me to enjoy her pussy for thirty units of our beloved and virile common eurpoean currency. Long live the €uro, and the porous frontiers of the grand old continent which allows fresh young ladies to embark on long journeys with the sole purpose of bringing joy to the seasoned member of murilloa.
Muri followed her, assuming she would know what she was doing, and she led him to what he knew to be a 'respectable' pensão... He followed her in, wondering... and was shot out of there in five seconds by the desk clerk. At this point Muri realised that he was dealing with a real beginner, and took charge, leading her to another pensão on the square which is certainly anything but respectable. Paid €10 for 'uma visita' took her to a clean but basic room, stripped her slowly, plumper than she looked in jeans, but nice pantyhose, tight clean fragrant body, freshly shaven pussy. Got into bed - a nostalgic experience to get under sheets and blankets, for at home it's duvets and in the aprtments you don't run to such refinements - and was rewarded with a fuck that was a little like taking a virgin, nervous at first and then warmed up beautifully. Excellent entertainment in spite of the almost total language barrier.
By sign language she later convinced me to take her to the square and buy her coffee and a slice of pizza, which I did with heart in mouth for my precious reputation. What does one say to a friendly colleague who finds you drinking coffee with an obvious streetwalker 27 years one's junior, whose language one does not speak? There's nothing in the management manuals about that one... Well, luckily no such embarrassment occurred. I ended feeling sorry for her, alone in a foreign land, trading herself for the first time. But to my relief, when I passed by an hour later after making the belated Christmas purchases, she was in an adjacent street with a small but happy crowd of folk from her own country including a couple of fellow professionals and some gangster-type young men. So she's not lonesome, although I should wager that some of my €30 was turned into booze for the men friends. One of the other girls looked a beauty and Muri will have to try her next time he is in the area.
Feliz Natal from lovely Lisboa
Saint, tell us the date of your arrival when you know it,
Zé D and Mutrix keep up the rigorous research,
Muri
Well, it´s X-mas and by this time of the year one should either avoid the clubscene since it´s all packed with firm-parties and folks coming in in groups of like 6 to 10 people, or one should join them and stay just for the drinks and watch the gatas getting their way to easy hundreds... just sit back and enjoy your cool drink! You can´t beat a group that large, cause it really means easy money for the girls. But believe me, watching is enterteinig enough!
The streetscene is being watched by police patrols and the freezing nights aren´t helping as well. Lisbon used to have a real nice streetscene close to the Universidade Tecnica, but´it´s real rotten apples right now.
Fortunatly the appartments are growing and growing but one has to be patient everytime one is looking for a new place. Never give up buy the first knock on the door, dont give in. The search is absolutely worth it. This board has assembled a nice amount of details and addresses.
Saint,
I hope to see you soon on the beautiful squares and little alleys of Lisbon.
I will make a brief pause to my hobby, X-mas is just to odd, January and Febuary are much easier, Carnaval is coming up and with all the Brasilian girls arround it´s gone be wild.
Boas Festas
and don´t forget to see a club, one of the best ways to spend two 50€ bills from the X-mas money...We deserve it, to treat ourselves as gentlemen.
Muri,
Your linguistic and "cocksman" skills are of the highest quality, that is why I still frequent the Lisbon board, your stories make me feel that there is still some humanity left in this world.
Happy Fucking
LA
Hi all,
I was back home this weekend in Lisbon and found some time in the afternoon to visit adonis health club. http://www.adonishealthclub.com/index.htm
This place is centrally located and has excellent facilities. The address is on their website and don't be drawnback by the entrance. At first I was thinking that I had the wrong place because the place looks like a high-end health club. Anyway walk up the flight of stairs and in the recepction the woman will gladly show you that this is not the average health club.
I was shown into the room next door as the lady heard someone else coming up the stairs and privacy is important to them. I waited in a room with a sunbed, a portable sauna, a bicycle and a bathroom (I guess they take this health club facade very seriously). Anyway while I waited, the small television was showing a soft-core porn flick. 6 girls then paraded in, said their names and kissed me on the cheek (standard greeting procedure, remember the name of the one you like). The girls ranged from 6-8.5 and I was surprised to see some of the girls form Elefante and Gallery here. But this place is only open until 22.00 so I guess after this they go to the clubs.
Back to the girls. The mamasan explained that the prices were 80€ for 30 mins, 100€ for 1 hour and more time could be negotiated. I opted for the 1 hour with a brunette named Leticia from Brasil. After I choose, the girl accompanied me to the 3rd floor where the rooms are located, and since they were all empty, I choose the room with a waterbed and jacuzzi. The other rooms all had round beds, mirrors and another one had a waterbed. But the jacuzzi seemed an interesting option and went for it.
The room had a nice big waterbed, television and lots of porn tapes, the jacuzzi and a bathroom. Once we were in the room Leticia disrobed and showed me a wonderfull, almost perfect body, quite pettite, tits were not too big but were real, no silicon. The one put off was that she had a big scar on her leg that she said she got from a motorbike accident when she was younger. Anyway, as I lay on the bed she proceeded to fill the jacuzzi with warm water and while that was going on, she got some massage oil and gave me a full body massage. it was especially nice when it was body to body. After being all oiled but she proceeded to give me a BBBJ for a few minutes. At this point she brought out the protection and with her mouth covered my buddy. cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy and missionary and I blew my wad... just in time as the water from the jacuzzi had been stopped and it was starting to get cold... cleaned up hastily and jumped into the jacuzzi with her. Spent about 15-20 mins in there kissing and fondling and was ready for round two.
Got out of the jacuzzi and she toweled me dry and I returned the favor. We quickly jumped on the waterbed again and were at it again. this time she spent a lot of time in the cowgirl position (didn't feel like doing too much work) and when I felt close, switched her to doggy and finished the deed.
We stayed in bed for another 5 mins chatting and I found out that she has been in Lisbon for quite sometime (5yrs) and will be heading to fortaleza (home) for x-mas. She says that she is also at Elefante Branco most nights but the mamasan from here doesn't know. I told her that I would try to visit her at the Elefante this weekend, as I am returning home for x-mas, and she would have to make the same price as I paid here but with more time. She just said to come and visit, that I wouldn't regret it... Guess I have to go to Elefante on Friday or Saturday.
If the quality of girls maintains, the installations, the discretion make this a must visit place.
I'll report back over the next weeks as I will spend more time in Lisbon and hopefully have some time to dedicate to the hobby.
um forte abraço
Mutrix
Hi,
Not strictly a mongering question, more of a general info one. I'm flying out to Lisbon on Xmas Eve, staying till New Years Day. I'll be staying w/ my cousin and her hubby who moved out there a couple of years ago, so there is some family element involved in my trip, but on the other hand they're pretty cool, I'm 35 and single and they're in their forties with kids, and they don't expect me to stay with them all the time and know that there will be at least a couple of late nights out.
What I wanted to know is, is it dead over that period? Generally this is more a question about going to bars, clubs, etc, who knows, maybe even getting lucky for free if people are in a festive enough mood. And if it is dead for those purposes, are the "establishments" of the kind we frequent also likely to be dead, all the girls having gone home for the holidays?
Thanks in advance
Art68,
IMHO lisbon doesn't die down during the holidays. Some of the women from the clubs (they make more money) do fly home for the holidays, but my experience in general is that the private house scene maintains about the same.
Regarding regular clubs and bars, I am 28 and single, and for me one of the best nights in Lisbon is the 25th of December. Quite a few clubs open (a little bit later than usual) around 1.00am. In any case any club or bar doesn't get going until 2:00am or later so it is practically the same as any regular night. some clubs have specific parties but I don't know of any right now. I am traveling to Lisbon on friday and will get updated on the party scene then. In any case you should head to Av. 24 de julho in Lisbon and look around to see which club looks good. Remember to dress sharp, the doormen in the clubs are quite moody and won't let you in if they don't like the way you look.
Let me know if you have any questionsor doubts- PM me.
um abraço
Mutrix
Latin Ass:
Thank you for your words of encouragement: they are much appreciated. I'm glad to have played my part, among with some other notable gentlemen, in making this board worth reading.
A very Merry Christmas to you, whether it finds you shivering in the misty streets of Northern Europe, or swatting the flies off your barbecue in your antipodean homeland.
Merry Christmas also to all true and constant seekers after pussy, here in Lisboa or wherever you may be...
...and of course to all the women, old and young, black, brown and white, lovely and not so lovely, who keep the life surging through our veins.
Muri closes down for Christmas: time to travel 1,000 miles north and be a good kind docile sweet generous family man in whose mouth not even brandy butter would melt. Once returned from the green and pleasant but rainswept island of his ancestors, he will roar back into action in 2004.
Feliz Natal
mur
Merry Xmas and a happy new year to everyone who has added his experience to this amazing site as well as to the administrators who make this Plaza a really worthwhile meeting place. Thanks to your work all of this is happening almost real-time, great engeneering.
This year was amazing and one can only hope that quantity and quality stays put or rises in the coming year (and lets hope that prices estagnate!)
Saty safe and have some great holy days.
Zé Duron
Buy the way the site:http://www.adonishealthclub.com/index.htm stated by Mutrix looks great and I will surely pay them a visit!
Hello and Happy Holidays to all.
Sorry for taking some time to report on my trip to Estoril, but it has been one hectic month.
I must apologize that I do not have much to report as I was both lucky and unlucky. After calling a few places and working through their broken English, I tried to order one of the girls in the Estoril ads - she repeated the hotel and room number but obviously got lost or a better offer.
As I was at the front desk asking if someone had come looking for me, my luck turned. There was a group of older Italian couples in the hotel and they were guided by two very lovely younger Italian women. To make a long story short they spoke a little English, but great French, fortunate for myself and the Frenchman on our conference. Chatting and a long hug and kiss on the cheek one night turned into a BBBJ in the bathroom the next night and then a night of sexy dancing in a club, almost lost it fully clothed in the club (HAHA) and then a great night, correction morning in her room.
All in all a great week - not a monger type - but great all the same.
Other than that, Lisbon and area was beautiful and I will have to visit under less restricted circumstances and enjoy a nice vacation there.
Happy New Year to all and all the best mongering.
cleets
Well, just back from a week in Lisbon spending Xmas with family. Lovely place, although dirty in places. Very difficult to nip out and sample the local delights, it seemed there was a dinner at somebody's place every night. Eventually managed to grab a couple of hours on New Years Eve, tried 2 addresses. The first was the one on Alameda Dom Alfonse Henriques, mentioned in previous posts. Rang the buzzer, tried the number, no response. Don't know if that was just for the holidays, or for good. Knowing I only had 2 hours before I was to join the family and head off for a NYE party, grabbed a cab and headed to Avenida Infante Santo 350, also mentioned below.
What can I say, they were not stunners, in fact my God, they were quite heinous, I wouldn't normally have done them even for free - BUT it was New Years Eve, I was pressed for time, and I was leaving the next day. Well, they redeemed themselves with incredible service. 70 Euros for 2, 1 young girl, one old tart, no time limit. I just wanted to be blown, and I believe I could have got it cheaper, reading Ze Duron's description again - 70 Euros is for half and half - but there was a bit of a language miscommunication so i ended up paying 70 Euros and while they were taking turns giving me BBBJ they kept asking me if I was ready to fuck and I kept saying no. Both were portuguese, neither spoke english or spanish or french, I speak no portuguese, so I guess that's were the confusion came about. Still, it was NYE and they were sucking some stranger's cock, I won't begrudge them the extra 20 or 30 euros they got.
Very good, very tender blowjob, I'd been saving myself for a week so the end result nearly blew my head off. The old tart did something incredible at the end, she kept moving her mouth along the SIDE of the my knob as if she was playing a mouth organ (ha ha, no seriously) and that was enough stimulation to make me erupt! Not as good as a CIM, but close, she kept moving her mouth sideways up and down even as I was coming, definitely took pride in her work.
Anyway, they then cleaned me up, wished me "boa ano" and walked me to the door. Very pleasant, although I could have done without hearing the baby in the other room.
I'm dubious about Lisbon as a good location. Even normal girls in the street were pretty rough. Think I'll stick to Eastern Europe. Although of course maybe I can have a better time with more planning.
happy new year 2004…~
a year that important for portugal and for the city of lisbon, i have my concerns, maybe prices will start raising! i hope not because that would ruin the ambient.
this has been some slow weeks in terms of action, so it’s time to hit the action again. strange how i already miss it and it’s been 2 or 3 weeks since my last hunt! i want to visit rue pedro nunes in an earlier report by muri (many times in deed, so i have to check it myself).
there is also this parlour adonis reviewed by mutrix (http://www.adonishealthclub.com/index.htm) the girls and facilities look great.
i will also check out rua alves redol, nº 11, 1st floor (central in lisbon close to instituto técnico), they usually have nice girls for 1 hour sex for 100 euros. some are seen at the webpage; http://www.aslolitas.com/ . you can't see much but the pictures are real for patricia, vera and sindy.
i tried patricia, beauty teen blond and her price is 50 for half and half with great attitude, she is dear to please, you can reach her at 914159927 at rua dona estefânia, nº 155 or 157, but i don't know the floor right now, just ring her.
i also promised to avoid the street scene as it is getting creepy down the hill for the whole past year (with little exceptions, a few week-ends).
after all this writing i am starting to feel this withdrawal sintoms, quite funny. does this happen to you folks as well?
i´ll loggon again after having some new informations, hope good ones to start this amazing year right off!
Part Two
And yet…now… what exactly is it about Brazilian girls? Why cannot Muri share the worldwide admiration for them? Mariana is a gorgeous woman, with slanted bright black eyes, long glossy jet hair, pouting lips and regular teeth, breasts augmented to perfection, smooth flat stomach with love’s pink rose nestling beneath a fragrant wisp of fur, above trim shapely legs and a hard perky little bottom… an eight or nine for those colleagues who employ a points system. Applying mouth to pussy, Muri (a literary gent) recalled the words of one of the first ‘discoverers’ of Brazil, who said of the Amerindian women:
"Ali andavam entre eles três ou quatro moças, bem novinhas e gentis, com cabelos muito pretos e compridos pelas costas; e suas vergonhas, tão altas e tão cerradinhas e tão limpas das cabeleiras que, de as nós muito bem olharmos, não se envergonhavam… ... uma daquelas moças era toda tingida de baixo a cima, daquela tintura e certo era tão bem feita e tão redonda, e sua vergonha tão graciosa que a muitas mulheres de nossa terra, vendo-lhe tais feições envergonhara, por não terem as suas como ela." (Pedro Vaz de Caminha, May 1500)
Murilloa’s free translation:
"There were three or four girls with them, really young and pretty, with long raven hair down to their arses. Their pussies stood out tight and hairless: we lads stared hard, but they weren’t embarrassed… …one of those chicks was made up from head to foot with that paint they have, and let me tell you she had all her curves in the right places, with a pussy to die for – most women back home would eat their hearts out to have a sexy little package like that."
For five hundred years, the descendants of Vaz de Caminha and those of the Amerindians have been joyfully fucking. The happy result can be seen on every beach in Brazil, and in the wider world wherever sex is to be had for money: pretty brown girls, who take their sex as naturally as eating, or sleeping. In fact, this may be the heart of the problem for Muri. Brazil sex seems rather matter of fact, humdrum, mechanical, and lacking in true spice. They seem to perform one of the deepest darkest mysteries of life as if it were eating breakfast or washing one’s hair. Something like the Brazilian TV soaps, so superficially full of sound and fury and intrigue and sex and violence and passion but so empty and automatic. Or more controversially, compare Brazilian football, so much-vaunted and so many times champion… but who would not really rather watch a game from the English or Argentine league?
Muri contrasts Mariana with the woman he currently visits weekly, a mother 30 years old, on sale for €40 in a suburban house, by no means eye candy like Mariana, in fact rather more sexy in her clothes than out of them; a little thin and awkward in some movements; a fairly experienced prostitute but still struggling with a sense of shame; who blushes and then laughs if you talk dirty, who removes her panties and folds them away with her back turned (in fact Muri has cured her of this habit); who shivers with mingled thrill and shock when you put her hand on your hard prick; who is at first reluctant to be kissed or eaten, and then gives way in a rush; who doesn’t often have an orgasm but when she does get there, it’s genuine and gives her surprise and joy: who seems – whether you’re her first client or her tenth – to be fully involved in the hot sweet mystery of man and woman, that complicated cocktail of delight and disgust, pleasure and pain, rather than just being a garota doing a sexy playful dance with a man in front of a mirror.
Better stop. Muri is starting to sound like DH-fuckin’-Lawrence. Let it be stressed that he has no prejudice against Brazil, on the contrary admires the place and its people. That’s why he would like to feel more of an authentic passionate jolt when he couples with one of its daughters. Perhaps a colleague can respond meaningfully on this board. Otherwise… well… if at first you don’t succeed… Muri will just have to try, try and try again, a task that is not likely to be unpleasant.
Curiosity was whetted by reports on Adonis Club. Christmas dealt severely with Muri’s wallet, but by January 9th he had assembled the necessary wad. If you dislike rambling reports: Part One is information and a standard narrative, and in Part Two, for the leisured connoisseur, Muri wrestles with a great existential question: Brasileiras. (how charming: spell check wants to change that to ‘Broilers’…)
Part One
Adonis could not be more safe or central, 200 metres from Marquês de Pombal, focal point of the Metro. The discreet, easily found entrance is Rua Braancamp 22, with a pleasant café next door for refreshment ‘before and after’. Reception is on the first floor; your chosen companion takes you to the third. Service is friendly; the installations are comfortable and hygienic. Six very attractive young women were on duty at 1730 on Friday. ‘Adonis’ is exactly what a €100-an-hour brothel in the business section of a 21st century European capital city should look like. Recommended, gentlemen: though there’s no need entirely to forsake cheaper pleasures in dingier surroundings.
Confronting six fine girls in provocative clothing, Muri had difficulty making up what passes for his mind. The hostess helpfully suggested choosing two, but quite apart from the extra cost, this would be too much meat for one old dog. The decision favoured Mariana, a petite dark Brazilian of 23 years. She escorted her new friend upstairs, touched, caressed and squeezed, stripped slowly, gave oiled massage, shared a shower, masturbated while Muri dried himself, discreetly rubbered him, adopted ‘69’ to begin, then eased through the positions, offering zestful encouragement, and faking orgasm just before Muri unleashed his. Pleasant ensuing conversation was mainly about Brazil: she will shortly return after several months in Lisbon earning rather more than she did at the supermarket checkout back home. Her cheerfulness, optimism and love for her homeland were touching and appealing. A second shot is part of this deal, but Muri, already lost in thought (see below) didn’t press for it and nor did Mariana. The experience was certainly worth three figures.
Murilloa,
Nice report ,happy new year to you, tell us about your trip to Uk over the festive season. I havnt drank at the trough for close to 2 months, shared a quiet christmas season at home with family and friends , but did venture into switzerland for some skiing.
Cheers
LA
Muri,
A wonderful report. Parts of it can be matched with the Lusidades.
For me, the Brazilian girls in Lisboa are the spice of life. Nothing against a Portuguese girl but I prefer some "colour" e calor!
Muito obrigado por vosso contribucao!
Carlos
Muri,
Heres one too you: Have you ever thought of writing a book, memoirs of an English man in Lisbon? The trials and tribulations of a punter in Portugal?
May be a best seller.
Cheers
LA
To the forum and all its providers, and especially to all the people posting on the section Lusitana (Portugal) and above all, to the administrators:
Have a great start!
Have a Great 2004!
(If your about to do a trip, try Portugal and you won’t regret it!)
I started the year by visiting a place that was earlier reviewed by Mori, at Rua Pedro Nunes, Nº 45; Tel:96 788 32 36.
It´s an old Pension right in the center of Lisbon, easy to find and I was presented to three girls at that Friday early evening (I think they work from 12 to 22 hrs). Isabel a young and tall brunette was by far the best option available. She has a kind of Slavic face, reminding me of Russian women and her figure is really nice with beautiful medium very firm tits and long, long legs that point to a phenomenal ass and a clean pussy. I was sitting on the bed, and she kneeled down in her boots to give me a covered BJ.
Although I was a bit disappointed by the very brief foreplay, little petting and she wouldn’t suck in my member very deeply, I remembered that I was only paying 30 euros for this suck and fuck combination. As I asked her if she did anal, she rolled her eyes and said: “Claro,… e gosto!” (Sure…and I dig it). I asked again and she just smiled and got on the bed on all four. What an amazing view! Her butt is a real white pale beauty. She put on some lube and just let my best friend in through the backdoor. It wasn’t me pulling in, it was her pushing her ass against me! Wow! Superb experience! I rode her for ten as long as I could and even had the time to take one of her sexy boots off to caress and lick her feet and legs! She is really warm once you overcome the first barrier, so to say. She is very clean, I wouldn’t kiss a girls feet if she wasn’t absolutely clean! All in all, a great experience for 50 euros, since I upgraded for anal. Have to ride her again.
I left the place feeling really relaxed and got my way to a tiny café nearby to have my first beer (imperial). There was a soccer match on TV and I got into a small talk with another costumer and the bartender. After an hour I felt recharged and thought to myself, let’s have another round and got going to the close
Avenida 5 de Outubro, Nº 61, third floor; tel: 96 477 47 53:
This place looks really worn down but it’s really safe as it is located close to the Taxi stop and easy to find on the other side of the street of the Cinema Nimas. There were only two gals in her forties waiting to please their customers. I chose Maria, a curly brunette with nice hard legs, big melons, beautiful hands but to much belly for my taste. But hey lets try her out for 30 euros. She was offering a massage and intensive BJ for that price. I asked her to go directly to the matter and she wanted to do it without cover but I insisted to have oral sex with a condom on. Her service is five stars; she got into it like I was her son going to war tomorrow! She was taking it deep, deeper and deeper and I was sinking into Trans. I told her girls my age don’t “work” like that and she started licking my balls, caressing my torso and my asshole. I would have loved to meet her in her younger years. She is a real queen (not a stunner but still charming) and is willing to perform to her best for your approval. I can only recommend her.
Well next I am going to try to finish the round to the places I stated in earlier reports.
Have a great week-end and I wish you all the very best for 2004. Stay healthy and in shape, don't jeopardize it.
Latin Ass, Carlos Primeros:
Thank you gentlemen, for your appreciation of my recent report. I also posted it on the Brazil board, expecting to cause a little mischief, but there were appreciative and thoughtful answers- one guy pointed out that it's a question of age, not nationality, so that if you have a trivial experience with a young woman, you compensate by finding a 'mulherão'. Another gave standard advice that sex isn't as exciting unless it's part of a relationship. Well, nice responses and real food for thought, but the pleasures of hunting are such that I do not see myself embarking on a steady relationship with a thirtysomething lady any time soon: that belongs to the recent past and perhaps the distant future.
Latin Ass, your suggestion that I should write a book is too kind and flattering. I would just love to do some such thing, but eventually family, friends and boss would find out and there would be hell to pay, although it would also be a kind of liberation not to be leading a double life. I guess this is how gay men used to feel about 'coming out'. Nowadays they have no such problem, in fact in some parts of London it seems pretty well obligatory to be gay: while we men who pay for sex have to experience the mixed joy and shame of being furtive. The politically correct guidebooks to European capitals (Lonely Planet etc) are typical in this respect: they inform the gay traveller of every possible cruising haunt, but if they mention heterosexual prostitution they do so in a tone of voice which would do credit to a Victorian curate. That's why this board is such a mine of information, as well as being a friendly and supportive community.
To both you gentlemen: keep coming to this board, and return soon to Portugal,
Muri
Zé D.
I'm glad that you found your way to Isabel, up that street past the exotic carpet shop from Saldanha. What an excellent description of her - although she's 100% Portuguese, she does have an intriguingly 'Slavic' face with those high cheekbones and wicked eyes. And as you rightly point out, these are by no means her only fascinations. I have never especially enjoyed anal, but on my next visit to Isabel (next Wednesday if all goes well) I may give it another try as it sounds as if she knows what she's doing in that department.
Well, it's Friday night. Muri always feels tired after a long week of work, a little melancholy because it's Lori's 'day' in London and she has been pleasuring other guys and none of them was Muri... but there's also a glow of anticipation about the morrow - Sabado will find him... where? Even he does not yet know, but whatever the day brings him, he will share it on this board.
Boa noite, everyone,
Muri
Long live the Friday night feeling!
It was proven that in ocidental culture, as we live in, our hormones start to get tricky around thursday, get wicked on Friday and start cooling down on Saturday night or Sunday morning!
It was Friday evening and as I left the job behind around seven I started wondering what kind of tricks were expecting me and ended up ringing a crazy pal of mine. He is in his late thirties, was born in Lisbon but has developped his carrier upnorth in beautiful Porto. We used to go to college together and back in the early ninties used to hang out quiet a lot, but as you can imagine life was quiet different with those days budget. The Zero budget level, that makes you inventive as hell if you wanne get laid!
Until this Friday I had never been on the "hunt" with this guy, and to tell you the truth I thought he be perfect for the atmosphere as he is not only relaxed but also a killing laugh. But, how was I to approach him regarding the possible rejection on a long time friend?
I don´t know if I planned the situation, unconsciously, but we ended meeting at Saldanha at a café were we used to watch infernal soccer matches and drink the first 5 to 6 beers, back in those crazy early ninties.
I hadn´t seen him for a month or and we started the smal talk with a cup of coffee (Bica) and a beer. As he had had late lunch with family (lucky bastard was on vacation and I had worked my ass out that miserable day) I said I would eat later on as well and so we compromised of getting to the movies at Saldanha Residence. The place was packed and the best movies were sold out and so we moved on down the street to Cinema Monumental, one of the old-type theaters were they still have a "intervalo" in the middle of the movie! We settled for The Calender Girls, got the tickets and found ourselves a café to have another beer and smoke some special stuff just as we were hedding back to the theatre.
The movie is so-so and the only thing worthwhile remembering was the "intervalo" were we had a smoke outside at the entrance of the theatre. As you stand outside there is a club called Black Tie, mentioned on earlier reports. The first chicas were arriving as well as the first guests that I guess were having dinner in that place. Some of the girls looked beautiful in their neglige and high heels, and I couln´t avoid ckecking my mate having really long drags at his cigaret and staring with a big smile at the girls.
That is the tell, I guessed and we went back in after a few coments on the meat arsenal outside!
After the movie was over and as we hedded out I asked him: hungry? Lets have dinner, at the Black Tie and started laughing.
I knew from his life standart that we were on a 200 euros budget, tops! We got in that club at midnight and they were charging 25 euros pax as a fee. I told them we were in for dinner and so we managed to get in for free! Nice start!
We had a beef stake each and ordered a few beers (mistake, we shoul have gone straight for the bootle of vodka). As we were eating we started talking about this kind of double-life activity and each one of us knew what we were in for!
This place is lacated in the heart od the economic old quarter of the city, every cabby knows it. It´s a nice club in a basement, very confortable, whit visible signs from the late eighties. The predominant coler would be say black and silver at the entrance, brown and silver in the social area; it´s half litten, not to dark and they have about 30 to 50 girls in sexy (but descent) clothes and say up to 100 costumers (a lot of guys are just there to stare at the ckicas). As it was early there were about 20 chicas and guys around. We were approached a couple of girls and chatted with a few ones. Almost all were Brasilian chicas, with a few blondes in the vast majority of brunettes and mulatas. The decoration is what you can expect of a 80´s disco with lots of sofas and cosy corners. Waitresses and bartenders are very nice and professional.
After dinner and coffee we decided to have a bootle of the russian stuff and imediately attracted the chicas. Strange thing was there were a few ones sitting all by therselves and I was told by the bartender that they were "Reserved" for some Rich punks!
The advantages of having a bootle:
1. Costs! You get the bootle for 60 euros if you have dinner and there is no more charging you 12/15 euros for a drink. (soda and cola are free)
2. The girls love to be asked for a drink and you can give em eighter a long drink or a shot if she dares to! LOL! It gets the talk right of.
3. You are awarded a table that will be yours as long as you stay.
4. You get the best chance to have a good talk with the bartender serving you, bringing the glasses and ice. He will tell you what you can expect from a specific chica or where or what time to Tias (portuguese chicas in their 30s and 40s), Russas (Russian and Slavic chicas), Hispanicas, Universitárias and so on.
The drinks were starting to cause some effects and I got myself dancing with a brasilian blond. She was hot and we had a lot of fun for half an hour dancing to last years hits. They go crazy when they hear some brasilian music!
Got back and found my mate chatting to two portugesas and so I dismissed my brasilian girl. She took it relaxed and promised to be bak on the hook. Both the portuguese girls were nice, wearing dark tight jeans some kind of sexy top and platform shoes (to my pleisure) and looked just as any sexy pair of friends do!
After 10 minutes one ( Madalena) asked me if I could manage such a sexy gal as she was! and started plying with her hand on my chest and trousers. Man. it´s really difficult to chose between all those goddesses.
Madalena is what I would consider an 9 if she was working with me, but down here I would rank her down to a 6 or 7. The level was amazing with so many different languages been spoken, so many high heels wondering arround, blue tight jeans flashing in my directions as well as mini skirts and night dresses. It was all there, big breats, small, saggy or enormous mamas were at the list. Big Ass or tinny butt!
Madalena stated 200 euros for a full hour, which was to much as I had paid for dinner and the bottle. I gave her back to the room and to tell you the truth I was glad cause after not even 10 minutes I saw her leave the club. My pal gave his girl up and we proceeded to the dance floor.
We danced and our hands got on so many asses and breats, it was way getting out of "hands" but no one bugged us for our partying.
To make it short: I asked my pal if he was willing to fuck his brains out and he replyed "Mas claro!" and he grabbed a tall brunette and got to our table as I was checking all the meat. As I joined them she (marília) asked me why I was alone? We got into the chat and I opened myself to her about all my fantasys and turn-ons. She was a real laugh and introduced me to like six or seven friends, until I met Vanessa a curly blond argentinan goddess with big tits. My spanish isn´t the best but we managed in between vodkas and just keept the flame going on, having a tight slow dance where she whispered her demands to my ear: 200 euros one hour. I didn´t answear and as we got back to the table my friend said he had reached to terms with Marília; 100 euros but I was to take my girls as well and we would all share the room. So it was 200 euros for a foursome I asked and Marília started smiling to Vanessa; I said only if you chicas do the hottest show on earth!
To make it short: We ended leaving the place as it was past 3 o´clock in the morning and headed to a Dallas Residencial, just 3 blocks away. We got into my car where all the action started with some dirty talk by the girls saying they wanted to compare our dicks and that it was up to them to chose who to fuck! It really aroused me but I wanted them both and I wanted to reach the full hour.
At then place the girls paid the room and we all got upstairs. The facilities were poor but clean and the show started right away with the chicas eating theirselves for 15 minutes. It looked quiet pornograffic to tell you the truth. I rode my Vanessa for my round on the bed while my mate was sitting with his chica the only spare chair. After our blows we all had a smoke and me and my pal bursted out laughing with our drunkness and the strange turn this night had had! The girls found it funny that we had been hiding our hunting-bussiness from each other and the atmosphere was really chillingly friendly. Thats when Vanessa demanded me to eat her again for another 100 euros. I rejceted the offer and said another 100 and we do a real foursome, including anal sex and foot fetish.
It took me like 50 minutes to come the second time. It was the fuck of the century (for the past, say... 6 month! LOL). Oral, vaginal, footfetish masturbation and anal sex, I rode both the girls and as I fucked Marilia in the Ass she was taking my mate in the mouth while Vanessa was spreading her legs for me to continue next. Amazing.
All in all I spend a small fortune that night, but as I drove home past five I was happy as Kike.
Expenses: Café x4 = 2 euros
Imperiais (before movie) x 2 = 2 euros
Ticket for movie = 5 euros
Dinner and drinks for two= 60 euros
Vodka bootle= 60 euros
Chicas= 150 euros
Tip for my Vanessa= 20 euros
All in all say 299 euros! Was it worth it? Absolutely! But now imagine if the two weren´t that reliable and I would only have done one shot? Costing me 249euros (299 -50 euors for the extention)!
It was on the edge, but she was a real pearl. They told me that the Carnaval season is hilariant!
By and I hope I haven´t been to extensive but it was really a chilling experience!
PS: who knows of places (apartments) that are strong on Saturday or Monday
PS2: someone asked for tTias, there were a few in this club that were really that type of "mulherão", including the destinctive accent that is needed for a girl to be considered one.
PS3: Have lost track of the romanian chicas that were to be found around Rua Artilharia Um and Saldanha streets.
Ze D:
Wow! A marathon evening. Most appropriate that this great night's work should be the subject of report number 100 on the Lisbon board.
No time for more than a brief airing of a problem which may become serious. Browsing through previous reports to see if I had missed anything, I suddenly realised the significance of Zé D's remark to the effect that 2004 would be a big year for Lisbon and Portugal. Of course... Euro 2004, the European soccer championship!
Question for Lisbon punters - is this good news or bad for fellow hobby fans? Maybe gentlemen from other boards can tell us what happens to the trade when a major sporting event hits town? My first reaction is to head out of Lisbon into Spain for two weeks, watch the games there on TV and avoid the crowds of boozed up soccermaniacs and the high prices. But quite possibly Spain will be denuded of all its working girls as every Brasileira, Colombiana and Russa within 1,000km of Portugal heads west to get a piece of the action. And if prices are pushed up, will they stay up, or revert to pre-competition levels?
To all wise economist-hobbyists: advice, please!
Muri
Muri, Ze`duron,
Thanks for the reports, it was interesting reading ZDs post, yes that extra 50 euros actually made the night 100% better.
I will tell you about my friday night ( i wont tell you were I live for security reasons), but lets say the town is in central europe ,with a lot of history, in fact the town is surrounded by some old castle walls and the old castle is a ruin now, but back in 1100AD this place would have been the centre of activities. After work I enjoyed a few quiet beers at my local with a few english chaps, we usually talk rubbish about whos better at rugby, SA, NZ or Australia or England, then have some more beers and talk more rubbish, its a dingy little pub that "proper ladies and girls" would steer away from due to the loud heavy rock and stench of smoke but i like it. Occasional some working girls frequent the place but they usually sit alone nursing a beer and their wounds.
Anyway at around 8PM and 3 pints I decided to frequent my local knocking shop, the place is ran by the russian mafia (although this is not Russia) and the girls are mainly polish and eager to please. I fork out approx 60 euros for 20 minutes, but I always choose alexa, shes a tall brunette aged around 22 who likes me and therefore provides me with fringe benefits, its kind of girlfriend sex (with a condom of course) but well worth the cost. I have done most things with her except anal, shes wild in bed sticking her toungue deep down your throat while you give her a good reaming, she even orgasms and from my experience it looks to be real with shaking and quivering etc, after sex she has sometimes asked me to go out for drink but I dont like to mix business and pleasure, and I dont want any problems being spotted by enquiring relatives, so I have to reluctantly decline.
Anyway after this jaunt it was back to the local for another two pints followed by a "special" smoke which sent me dizzy and disorientated. I then went to another bar, cant remember at what time this was but I woke up next day with a telephone number and the url to someones website in my pocket, it must have been a good smoke as I dont know who gave me these things, and I dont remember talking to anyone, as a matter of fact I dont know how I got home? Happy new year too all!
LA
Good work, Latin Ass - an intriguing report and you keep us guessing as to your location... let's see... a place in Central Europe with a medieval castle, Polish girls at work in the noblest profession, and Brits hanging out in bars... hmmm.... that gives us a couple of thousand possibilities...
Must be a pretty safe city if you can confidently get stoned and wake up with partial recollection... don't ever try that in Colombia or you will wake up feeling as if you'd taken on the whole French Rugby pack singlehanded...
cheers,
Muri
Serendipity: noun
Etymology: from its possession by the heroes of the Persian fairy tale 'The Three Princes of Serendip'
Date: 1754
"the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for"
(Webster)
Serendipity can be the gentleman’s best friend, and this week brought Muri a grand dose of it. Business took him to a locale he seldom frequents, the Praça Espanha. Lisbon has several beautiful squares: this one is just a stretch of wet grass with a pointless arch in the middle, and traffic roaring round in all directions: no sense of humanity or urbanity here. It was not a hunting day, but a time for coffee and reading, so Muri took refuge in a café, and sipping his 'bica', picked up the 'Correio', which fell open, the way it does, at the classified section and the following advertisement: (translation)
Vitória…Portuguese girl…genuine 18 years old…bust 38…pert bottom…slim waist…green eyes…nothing is taboo with me!…Praça Espanha.
A significant coincidence and a likely tonic for a depressing afternoon, thought Muri: and so it proved to be. Telephone calls to new establishments can be discouraging when some crusty old hag mumbles an incomprehensible address and puts you off the idea of taking things further. This call was answered by a bright young voice: “I’m Vitória”, she said, “you can find me at Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira, 31 3E, and my service will cost €40.” Outside the café, a passer-by provided directions, bringing fantasies of an alternative travellers’ phrase book, one with really useful sentences like “Good afternoon, please could you tell me if there is a young blonde prostitute in this area?”. Muri returned citywards up the hill. The vast Corte Inglés store loomed on his right, and merited a detour: a couple of purchases in the gourmet food section, and several sightings of appetising young creatures, returned him to hunting mode with a keen sense of anticipation stirring in his warm winter underclothing.
Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira is a mouthful, but easy to find, across the avenue from the Corte and one block back. #31 is a typical nondescript apartment block. One look at the young woman who opened the door, and Muri’s intuition suggested that he was in luck. It’s not that Vitória was extravagantly pretty, or alluringly dressed: a slim tallish girl-next-door in tight jeans, boots and a white T-shirt, with glinting studs pierced into her navel, darkish blonde hair in a ponytail, green eyes as advertised, and an appealing friendly straightforward face. This is a fairly common type in Portugal, making a nice change from plump or petite Latinas: but only very rarely do you find them for sale.
Shown straight into the bedroom, Muri paid his €40 and went to wash for the lady. When he returned she had already stripped, for Muri had forgotten to issue his usual instruction not to remove any clothing: he likes to do this, lingeringly, himself. Not to worry: he reserves that pleasure for next time, and next time cannot come soon enough, for there standing before him was a figure out of Botticelli.
Words can do no justice to the slim firm tone of this lithe body, nor to the fragrance of her hair, neck, breasts and other areas to which Muri directed exploring hands and lips. Nor to the dexterity of her hands, mouth and pussy, the vigour of her cowgirl ride, the joy of entering her from behind, thrusting up against that hard ripe bum, the loveliness of her legs when Muri turned her over on to her back, gazing long and hard at the most splendid sight a man ever sees, before returning to paradise for an overwhelming orgasm… no, .... no point trying to describe any of that.
After withdrawal, Muri caressed every sweet inch of Vitória’s exquisite body, including her clean pretty delicate feet: take note, Zé D, we know you have an eye (and a tongue) for such things. Still admiring the perfect texture of her skin, Muri traced her fading tan lines from last summer, indicating use of a tiny bikini, which must have caused many a man on the Costa to slink into the dunes and tug on his sandy erection.
Only one drawback: she was not initially forthcoming in post-game conversation, seeming intelligent, but uninterested in making more than a business contact with the latest punter in her life. Perhaps this is no bad thing, for Muri must beware of falling in L***. Anyhow, she was laughing at his jokes (or his bad Portuguese) by the time he departed, and there is no question but that he will soon return to his serendipitous discovery. That night, his last waking thought (add an 'n' before the 'k', if you must) was of running his hand gently up Vitória’s long, smooth succulent inner thigh…
To Mur and the Forum.
Great that you made it to Largo de São Sebastião da Pedreira, I have been there 2 or 3 times in the past couple of months (as described on this forum before) and I got to knew a couple of nice girls that place. The only girl I disliked was a tall dark mulata. Altough her body looks sexy with her long meaty legs, always wearing high heels and altough she got a nice ass and big tits I was once dissapointed with her.
Why? She had opened the doors the second time I was there and she stated her therms and conditions (anything goes!) and I asked her to introduce me her friends... and you could tell she was pissed. In the end it was her loss! I hate it when the wrong chick opens the door cause the chance of she being the most motivated girl to fuck is often to be the case.
Once (at R. da Beneficiência) while I was chosing the girls by letting them offering me a beer and having one of the girls cigarettes I noticed that 4 out of 6 were giggling... In the room the chick of my choice told me they had put a bet that I would srew Felipa (the most dominant of the girls). They were making this bet while I was gazing at the six pairs of legs and tits.
This week is going to be full work so there will be little chance of mongering (snif snif).
We can´t loose our heads, or can we?
Plese buy any of the Tosca albums for sale.
Susuki Club
Chocolate Elvis
or Delhi Albums
Tosca is one of the worlds wost instructive elements, thet are a austrian double of musicians that do the best dubling and mixing arround onçly comparable to Mozart and Schu8bert.
Buy it and relax at home with your mistress, it´s absolutely worth it. (Tosca- Susuki club; Tosca by Delhi; Chocolate Elvis by Tosca)
Considering modern Life without them isn´t worth it! Believe it or just leave our planet! Their sound is round as libertination is the best feeling inthis world. Just try itr for 15€ and relax... get the tune in...
As I çlove to share some of my info Ihope I ain´t boring you, this stuff with the sound is truth, 100% truth. Music has always made a differance in my life! Hasn´t it ben the same with yours?
"Busenfreund" means "amigo do peito" (friend from the heart), which is a beautiful portuguese exprecion that isn´t tradable into any words!
Tosca rule! Long live the austrian brotherhood! Buy their sound! Kruder & Dorfmeister rule! Tosca forever!
Their sound is exotic and sentimantal appealing as well as sexy, use it to express your indulging great feeling...
Use Rebecca at Avenida Miguel Bombarda, Nº 129 R/C (botum floor) as she is the most sexy girl in Lisbon, to my honest opinion.
I have betraid my word as I have been active for this past week where I was searching only for relaxing and non-active body-checks.
I took a peak at São Sebastião da Pedreira and left to find myself just a block away at Avenida Miguel Bombarda, nº 129 R/C which means basement nin portuguese! This is in my opinion one of the best places in Lisbon (50 euros a srew, maybe 40 euros) and I am telling you nice looking chicas. A third of the girls are brailians and they won´t loose it easily! Take advantage!
If you end up at the appartmernt I just stated just ask for Rebecca, a brunette goddess and I wpn´t say more find her out for yourself. Believe me, he is worh the sun!
My next report is on her! But first I got to gather myself!
Praça da Figueira’s bygone covered market is now a white expanse, with equestrian statue, stairs down to Metro and parking, flearidden skateboarders, pigeons, taxies, trams, pensões, bars, eateries like pricey ‘Suiça’ on the W, for tourists and ‘tias’, and to the E, ‘Merendinha’, for ‘leitão’ sandwiches. Southwards, Rua Fanqueiros for clothes. Northwards, Martin Moniz: Afro-Asian shopping, crack-***** country beyond. A charming intermediate zone between chic and sleazy. Two sweet new Romanians offer basic wholesome sex there, at €25.
Irina and Mariana reach Cais do Sodré at 1621 by ‘Linha Cascais’ train, ride metro to Rossio, and head for the Praça to patrol behind the Eastern side, discreet in blue jeans and leather jackets. Muri spotted them for EE girls, but with their youthful, modest air, he wasn’t sure if… …but then an approaching monger was led into a tall yellow house in Poço do Borratem, 50 metres from the Chinese grocer.
A kind-hearted gentleman cannot leave a girl lonesome. Muri graciously offered company. He enjoyed Irina, and returned for Mariana next day.
An arduous ascent, four flights, to a chaotic musty apartment. It is being refurbished, creating more rooms. Once finished, this will be a very decent brothel. It is probably preparing for Euro2004, and thousands of fans seeking inexpensive orgasms between games. Even now, business is brisk. On his second visit, all five rooms were occupied: Muri had to wait in the hall. From behind locked doors came a symphony of panting, gasping and bedcreaking, which amused Mariana, her pretty smile ‘breaking the ice’ for the expectant Mur. Inside, the rooms are basic but neat, with sink, bidet, fresh towel. Bedcovers seem to be changed frequently. The girls themselves are scrupulously hygienic, and very slightly chubby, with jet hair and pale skin. Not fat, however: Muri never purchases excess kilos. Both claim to be 22, and to have had a baby: only Mariana’s body bears such traces. Irina is short, with intelligent high forehead and serious grey eyes (but a warm smile once relaxed). Mariana is taller, with cute bright brown eyes. Both reveal pretty, pink, fully-shaven pussies. €25, CBJ, sex, no extra charge for rooms. Muri is contemplating a longer encounter, probably with Irina but the choice is hard.
They’re fun, friendly and chatty, though they won’t discuss where on the ‘linha’ they live and how they spend the rest of the day. They speak Spanish, having worked ‘in a restaurant’ (sure) in Valencia. Theirs is a precise, busy routine, pleasuring some dozen cocks before punctual departure for the 2015 train. Asked if the area’s older SWs resent them, Mariana explained that it’s a different service: the grannies do BBBJ. One shudders to think. Even with a goddess, it is plain foolish to introduce bare cock to a mouth awash with alien sperm; but with those oldsters…
Ah… age… leaving Irina, Muri saw her snapped up by a leathery old shark over seventy. He thought, ‘will he manage those fuckin’ stairs?’ and then fell into sombre mood. Aged seventy-five, will Muri still be performing? Should he now, right now, quit tobacco, reduce alcohol, eat tofu, join a gym? No, gentlemen… ‘tis practice that makes perfect, practice and more practice. Go to the Praça, enjoy some practice with these appealing Easterners: they may not be here for long.
muri returned for irina, but she was busy. he waited discreetly, 100m from the entrance to the brothel...too far! she emerged and was immediately picked up by a suit-and-briefcase type. some little snot who studied economics at the catholic university, has an apartment back of oeiras with wife and two kids, wants to move to cascais, bores everyone at sunday lunch after mass, with his rightwing views and strict morality, and fucks three sws every week.
no muri, petty resentment will get you nowhere, so take a walk round the praça, have an imperial, and come back to... ah! what have we here? yet another young ee girl, in jeans and jacket...darker skinned, this one, gypsyish look, fine slender bottom in those tight jeans... c'mon then, irina will wait for another day.
a mixed experience, as follows:
up those stairs, recover from major heart attack, enter a room not previously experienced, pay, strip, wait...larissa, as she says she is called, returns and peels down those jeans. she also is romanian, but has minimal spanish / portuguese and does not live with the other two. conversation is unnecessary, however, as soon as that bare butt comes on view. another heart attack. absolutely one of the top two or three bums of a lecherous lifetime. perfect slender shape, brown firm skin... oh, we've all seen photos like this and we thought they were touched up... larissa got pretty well touched up by muri, who looked and stroked until his erection was barking at him.
and here's where it went downhill. larissa wouldn't remove her top half, offering only a glimpse of her (lovely pert brown firm) breasts. 'frio, frio' she said. she rubbered muri, who decided to forego the bj, so keen was he to enter right now, from behind. would you believe it, she refused. muri made it absolutely clear that he had no designs on her anus... still she refused. the girl with the sweetest rear in lisbon, absolutely would not be taken from behind. like owning a porsche and keeping it in the garage.
muri shrugged off his disappointment, and knelt between her thighs, but as he entered, she adopted that position. we all know it... knees raised and stiff, legs not fully parted, head bending forward... full penetration impossible, unless you thrust violently which is a, ungentlemanly, b, uncomfortable and c, makes you come too soon. so unfair on muri who is not endowed with a huge frightener and is accustomed to full penetration. when he did begin to push hard, the fuckin' bed started to creak like a volley of rifle shots. serves muri right for giggling, with mariana, at the noisy bed last week (see below). eventually he settles for a hand-driven finish which larissa accomplishes with a slight grimace.
never again, says muri descending the stairs. to make matters worse, he brushes past irina, ascending. with her this time, not an oldster or a suit, but a skinny boy aged all of 16.
on second thoughts... that butt... is it too squalid to return and just ask larissa to pose while...y'know....
advice please, gentlemen!
mur
A private message! From a youngster wanting a Cascais ‘tia’: an older lady seeking fresher meat than hubby, whose cock (and wallet) she has drained so often. Or perhaps hubby’s lost interest in wifey, and rides Brasilierinhas in Saldanha. Muri replies in public because the scarily named machiavelli, has posted no reports. One must be careful. With a secure position in the respectable (hah!) business world, Mur cannot give too much away to a stranger.
Muri hasn’t accosted a ‘tia’ in years. Not since his mad visit to Regan’s USA in 1983. It’s a generation thing. Fifty and bald, he hunts younger women. But in ‘72, (hard to believe in the bedroom mirror), there was a slim muscled sporty blond boy with soft brown eyes called Muri. He had some success, in hours of trying; especially during a year he spent in the land of his mother’s ancestors, ‘somewhere in Europe’. Sorry to be secretive, that one would really be a giveaway. But they play Rugby there, too. In those days, Queen Victoria had only just died and shopping-mall society was the future. But art galleries, cinema lobbies and bookstores were the places, as well as sidewalk cafés where contact could be gradually established. And in 1972, conversation with a ‘tia’ demanded knowledge of western culture, not a mess of half-cooked opinions about Michael Jackson or astrology.
Muri has no idea about Cascais: hardly ever goes there, lives in central Lisboa, and would be unable to identify the accent. But his nearest mall, Vasco de Gama, always has a herd of idle ‘tias’. Their heads are full of self-help books, ‘Hola’ magazine, new-age music, ‘lite’ consumer art, brand names of shoes and bags, the latest cool holiday venue… but their pussies may be busier than their brains. Amoreiras, Colombo, Corte Inglés, the same scene. Muri hardly notices them - he’s salivating over their nineteen year old daughters.
FNAC might be a good idea. Find your target listening to a CD or browsing an art book, ask her what is so fascinating, tell her you’re looking for a present for an older sister “just your age, twenty-eight”, flatter her taste, put your hand so gentle but so firm on her elbow as you steer her to the checkout. Muri even scored once in a woman’s clothing department asking a 50-year-old ‘tia’ for advice about something for his Mom. The ‘tia’ responded electrically, the salesgirl looked jealous, it ended in bed two days later. Ay, the golden age! Muri still remembers the texture of her ****, and she must be in a home or a cemetery by now. Chrissakes, she was born before anyone had heard of Hitler or Stalin… But: to repeat, such successes are rare. Young men with older woman – once in fifty. Older men approaching younger chicas: once in a thousand. Life is now too short for Muri to spend hours in FNAC sliding up to Menina and babbling, “Ah, I see you enjoy the novels of Lidia Jorge!”
The ironies of age: young men want a well-preserved experienced married woman, to suck their sexual stamina. We older bucks dream of a petite, shy ‘universitaria’. Just to take her out to dinner and the theatre, to pamper, tease and educate her, buy her books and lingerie, then fuck her slowly, at 2 in the morning, after kissing and licking her from top to gorgeous toe. The difference is that we middle-aged fuckers occasionally have the cash to purchase something resembling the dream.
This is getting long. One final warning to young wolves hunting ‘tias’. National Geographic TV reminds us that every predator needs to look out for another, hungrier beast. When you are a pretty boy prowling for ‘tias’ beware of men who are prowling… …for you.
Like this, from several episodes in Muri’s past. You’re at a sidewalk café, exchanging glances with a lovely 40. She’s two tables away, but you can smell her perfume, even her pussy… is it going to happen? Maybe yes, this time! Stomach flutters, throat tightens, urgent young cock strains and bulges. Yes, she’s interested! Then out of the blue, a fruity old queer sits straight down at your table, “Will you allow me to buy you another beer, young man?” (Which means “will you allow me to slide my saggy member up and down between your arse cheeks until it emits a thin dribble of sperm?”). “Well no, I bloody well won’t so fuck off!” But by the time bum-bandit has been sent on his way, the damage is done. Mature beauty has pursed her lips, finished her coffee, stubbed her cigarette, folded her ‘Corriere della Sera’ (oops, giveaway) and is calling the waiter. The chance has gone.
Old or young, we love our women. We love and worship them, from the princesses to the putinhas.
Happy hunting to one and all, old and young,
Mur
MY INTRODUCTION [First Report]:
First of all, I don't make idea why my user is "Member #1565", but that is not really important.
I'm Portuguese (for that, sorry about my bad english), living in Lisbon, aged 28 1/2, that loves hot - middle tall to tall, slim (not too slim), medium to large round firm tits, aged between the twenties and thirties - woman.
Since middle 90's, I start to taste some "Prostitutas". Lisbon is a good place to find some good quality/price ratio pussy, but you have to look for it. Thanks to this board and all users contributions, that crusade is more easy. So, here I am, looking for some good quality pussy, and post my reports trying to help you too.
My search is based mainly in "Classificados" of "Correio da Manha" news paper, with some calls and confirmation visits. (But, I will report later about the science of interpretation of posts on "Classificados")
FIRST REPORT:
I found this forum weeks ago, and I decided to give a shot, and taste some of the girls reported here.
1ST SHOT (thanks to Murilloa report, 01-20-04, 17:35):
I call, Vitoria, 968713913, a young and sexy voice answered the phone, she really turned me on and after the reading over here, I didn't wait any longer. When I arrived, a dark "Mulata" opened the door, telling that she was the person on the phone and that she was Vitoria, OPS, from the description in a recent report, Vitoria was blond (darkish blond), slim tallish with green eyes, or not? I asked why she lied to me and she simply answered that the blond was out. I simply left a little disappointed, but I will go back, to taste the real blond Vitoria (future report).
Girl Info:
- Price: €40
- Without test drive
Place Info:
- Where: Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira, 31 3º ESQ (near El'Corte Inglês)
- Phone: 968713913
- Classification: 5 (1 to 10), cabinet stile, apparently cleaned apartment, city cental, near transportation (metro and bus), but very hard to park during the day.
[blue]Hi #1565,
I'd be pleased to change your user name, just send me a PM.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
2ND SHOT (thanks to Zé Duron report, 01-16-04, 00:27):
I decided to make a visited to the very well known Isabel, from Rua Pedro Nunes 45. What I can tell? Simply go there, and taste this beautiful slim Portuguese girl, with such firm and round medium size tits, very nice ass and long legs. I started focus my attention to that wonderful breast and hard nipples, they taste so good. After that I wanted to feel that lovelly pussy, and I give her a little hand play, and I can tell, she liked, I could sense some lubri. Now it was her part, she gave me a normal bj with condom, but I was petrified by that body, I wanted to be inside her, feeling that hot and humid pussy. We started with a "girl on the top" - again, dam good tits - , passed to "all four" and finish in "father and mother" position with some small kisses in the middle. Resuming, it was a great fuck, with guarantied come back.
Girl Info:
- Name: Isabel
- Price: € 30 [Bj + fuck]
- Body (1 to 10): 8
- Face (1 to 10): 7
- Bj (1 to 10): 4 (a litter bite disappointed)
- Fuck (1 to 10): 9
- Ass (1 to 10): - (didn't ask, check Zé Duron in is report)
Place Info:
- Where: Rua Pedro Nunes, 45 2º (near "Maternidade Alfredo da Costa", "Picoas" or "Saldanha")
- Phone: 96 788 32 36.
- Classification: 7 (1 to 10), room stile (its an old pension), cleaned, city central, near transportation (metro and bus), but very hard to park during the day.
Welcome 1565!
I'm glad previous reports have been useful.
We look forward to hearing more from you.
Today Muri has to visit the Corte Ingles and will try for Vitoria. Seems that pesky mulatta gets in the way.
Have you tried the Romanians?
Muri's next report will inform on a new place: that's a promise.
Até ja
Mur
Hello people! Hello Muri!
I never tried a Romanian or even a EE (Eastern Europe) girl, probably I didn't found the best place or have luck in my crusade. Like the movie "man prefer the blonds", in a latin country, the latin man, normally, prefer the blonds, and I don't scape to that reality. So I would love to find and taste some blondish or dark blondish, tall, slim, with soft tits, skin colour like milk EE girls.
One time I found a post in the CM ("Correio da Manha") with a post from a Russian girl (blond, tall, slim with soft tits), but when I arrived the only Russian that I found was a Brazilian, brunette, short, over height and fake tits. I hat that fucking liars, I never returned to check the real russian.
To be sincere, one of my dream trips, is a six month journey, travelling to Belarus, Czech-Republic, Estonia, Lithuania, Romania, Russia, Slovakia, Slovenia and Ukraine ... can this be possible? right now, it's impossible, so I would love to taste some of the EE blend here in Portugal.
I reed some of your (Murilloa's) reports about EE girls in "Praça da Figueira", but I didn't checked yet.
I don't know if I can do this, but recently I sign a well known site (www.hegre-archive.com), and I can tell you, it's simply a dream, check this picture of two Ukrainian sisters. For that, yes, I would pay good money.
See you "amigos"
Good morning!
Today is Friday, and like some phones display in our office, today is SEX day.
SEX = SEXTA-FEIRA, first tree letters from the week day.
I was waiting for Muri report about Victoria from São Sebastião da Pedreira to give onether try to this "hot" girl, but I think I will go for myself test drive that "rapariga".
Or, if some could help me, I have a phone from Rebecca at Avenida Miguel Bombarda, Nº 129 R/C (bottom floor), 967221396, but is always goes to the answer machine, is this the correct number? I will appreciate allot your help. I would love to taste the "most sexy girl in Lisbon", according Zé Duron opinion, his report left me wanting to go there very badly.
So, if some know any thing about this babe, i would love to wear from you.
Best regards,
Spud (the old "Member #1565")
A broken promise. Muri did try for a new place, a universitaria advertised in Parede, but he couldn't understand the directions very well, and anyway they seemed to come from a middle aged Brasileira, so after getting lost awhile he took the comboio right back to Cais do Sodré and fucked lovely Romanian Irina in the Praça da Figueira.
Also, as advertised, went back to Vitoria in SS da Pedreira. Her eyes on second inspection are brown not green as in the advertisement but do not be deterred, this is a truly outstanding young woman. She greeted Muri in shiny new boots, tight blue jeans and red top, all of which were slowly removed to reveal a fabulous body, ripe firm ass with tattoo above it, small firm sensitive breasts, slender neck and shoulders to kiss and stroke, sweet, neat trimmed pussy, all positions. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, the kind of Portuguesa Muri has been looking for. €40, easily worth €100.
Oh, and on another day, returned to Isabel and enjoyed enormously.
Muri's wallet now needs a short rest after paying for a fuck eight days running.
But once back in action the reports will flow like hot sperm.
Spud, welcome, stay active on this board.
Zé D, it is time you sent us another report.
in haste,
Mur
Hi folks.
This will be a very short report because I am drowning in work.
I know Victoria, She used to go under Beatriz at Av. Miguel Bombarda and I had a mixed feeling about her. She is in fact outstanding in terms of looks, up to the best you can get and as Muri said.
She could easily ask for 100 bucks, but and here comes the bad part, there is no anal, no dildo games, but I will give her another try on behalf of Muri, the real gentleman from who we have so much to learn from. Your recomendation on Isabel is superb, for her looks and for the ratio price/service.
To Spud, our new mate around, Rebeca is available I guess only during weektime under 96 928 54 24 and she is a bomb if your up to a 1 hour relationship with a dominant and self confident woman. As she put it to me: "I know I´m a ***** but don´t take me for stupid and don´t you go patronizing me, because I really want to be here and do this, I wanne become a real Pornstar!"
And believe my words, there was no more much chatting and still, it was beautiful! Her technique on BJ is in my honest opinion the very best I ever tasted in my short life!
Altough she is just a *****, and I am quoteing her she is in fact a Lady.
Have fun jerking arround while I am miserably "off-duty"!
Hello buddies,
Finally I meet the famous Victoria (from São Sebastião da Pedreira 31 3ESQ ), and that is what I call a nice body, with firm tits and ass, great belly - I love belly piercing, and a pretty face.
She was a little cold, and nothing sexy in the beginning, you know what I'm saying, she doesn't create "that" sexy clime. And other thing, why do we have to wait almost 10 minutes in the room after the payment?
Now, the more important part, the test drive. She is really hot, very smooth skin, with medium but perfect firm tits, and (like others have stated) fucking hot ass - simply perfect, I can tell you, I didn't find yet a bottom like this in all Lisbon , better only in Brazil. If I had the possibility in this kind of occasions to have four arms, so I could touch that breasts and ass on the some time, dream boy, dream. We start with some kisses, she didn't french kiss me, offcourse I toke some lovely minutes licking that belly and tasty pussy, after that it was her time, she started with a CBJ (she told me that she doesn't make BBBJ), I was not disappointed with that, I was so entertained playing with her pussy that I didn't really matter. We went to a cowgirl position, exchange for a reverse cowgirl position - and what a view - is the best view in Lisbon. So I liked so much that reverse cowgirl position, that I had to taste the "all on four", and, is simply fantastic, grabbing that firm ass, pounding that hot pussy, yes boys it's unbelievable. I almost cumed. dam this girl is too much, I turned her around for a missionary position, tried some kisses, finally I got one, and Finnish in the moon.
Girl Info:
- Name: Victoria
- Price: € 40 [CBJ + Fuck]
- Body (1 to 10): 8
- Face (1 to 10): 7
- Bj (1 to 10): 5 (CBJ)
- Fuck (1 to 10): 8
- Anal (1 to 10): - (She doesn't do anal sex)
Place Info (updated):
- Where: Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira, 31 3º ESQ (near El'Corte Inglês)
- Phone: 968713913
- Classification: 6 (1 to 10), cabinet stile, some noise from other rooms, cleaned apartment, city cental, near transportation (metro and bus), and very hard to park during the day.
NOTE: Comparing my last two test drives, this one, and the Isabel (at Rua Pedro Nunes, 45 2º ), if I had to chose one, I will chose Isabel, the ratio price/pleasure is better with Isabel.
Best Regards,
Spud
P.S.: One question to ZD, did you see my PM?
Hi,
I sent you a reply. hope you get it, look at your box!
Resumé: Go for Victoria, but keep 50 to 100 euros to waste with Rebecca, Her phone is 96 928 54 24, It has always worked during the week, I guess she doesn't do weekends. She is dominat! Face:7; Body:7; Attitude: 8/9 ! The best experience in a lot of time.
I'll get back to you guys when I find myself the time to hunt!
Snif, snif!
This board is working well: it is gratifying to see us enjoying each other's recommendations, as with Spud's successful visit to sexy Vitoria.
Let's hope that other Lisbon gentleman who read without contributing, will step forward and share their experiences.
Commiserations to Zé D with his horrendous workload - and thanks to him for what follows:
As announced, Muri was starting a period of fiscal restraint. Then out of the blue, some good fortune. Mur had lent a guy €100 three months ago and pretty much forgotten about it, when behold, the penitent debtor makes his way to central Lisbon, enters the office full of apologies and proffers five crackly new twenty-euro notes. Verily, thought Muri, the Providence that watches over mongers hath sent me this sign, and hath told me to follow the lustful footsteps of Zé D.
Later that day, he set out on foot to find the Av. M.Bombarda. A moment of hesitation as he passed S.Sebastião and thought of Vitoria: but press on, brave Muri, variety is the spice of life.
The house of sport was easy to find, and fresh and clean inside. Muri asked for Rebecca, and after a short delay was presented to a pale longhaired goth with piercings and a brisk, rude manner, dresssed in black top, black boots and long black PVC skirt. Not my type, he thought at once, and why does she have to be so curt? Still, now we are here, let us fuck for England.
€50 were handed over, the black kit was removed, and a truly fine firm pale body, full in bum and pierced big bosoms, was revealed. Muri's reliable friend sprang to attention. Caresses - those long legs in boots and black stockings - then BJ, which Muri had to interrupt as he felt the torrent prematurely surging. Then an interlude of mutual masturbation, with heavy eye contact. Yes, indeed, a dominant woman, thought Mur as the tattooed goddess squeezed his cock, looking him boldly and coldly in the eye. For things were still somewhat emotionally icy although sexually ablaze.
It all changed when the fucking started. Muri entered from behind, a blissful beginning, then turned the lady over, and began whispering dirty little things in her ear, in English. To his joy and surprise, she responded immediately, not just by answering with a fine creative filthy tongue in the language of Shakespeare, but also by relaxing, loosening her **** muscles, and suddenly truly participating. Enough detail, suffice to say that by the end, Muri was utterly drained and totally grateful to Zé D for recommending this amazing fantasy woman.
Where did she learn such versatile and fluent English? Thus Muri wondered, as the action was followed by intelligent and sexy conversation. She says she's only 19 and has never been to England: goodness only knows what she could earn in London...
In fact, she said, she is travelling soon.. to Viseu for two weeks' work. The inhabitants of that charming city are in for a treat, and when she returns, Muri will await her. Apparently she's been into domination since she was sixteen, and enjoys enslaving men. Well, put the chain right round Muri's neck, Princess Rebecca, and don't spare the whip...
With Vitoria, Isabel, and Rebecca on sale within metres of each other, and the Romanian chicas in the Praça for a qucikie...what more does a man need?
Just more money, baby, more money...
Just stopped to say hi,
This forum is really improving and it's interesting how we can learn from each others experiences. I guess Rebecca, Isabel and Victoria are really kicking it into us! The strangest part is that I once got to visit Victoria, (under Beatriz there is a report of mine from that time) at Miguel Bombarda where they charge you 50 euros, ten more then where she is now! Strange for such a beautiful girl and she is in fact by far the best bride available at the apartment in São Sebastião. Maybe it´s got to do with her attitude and the thing she not doing anal. Who knows! As I last met her, I told her I remembered her from Bombarda and I asked her about Rebecca who I had seen before, but lost track of. She told me she was still there and even gave me her phone number although saying me: “We ain´t friends, there is no such thing between girls in the pro business! Quiet upset, but still she got me the number and I retributed with a smile and she smiled back, strange like encouraging me in the end! As it´s just a few blocks away I got there in a cigarette time and the rest I told you before!
Muri thanks for Isabel, a real true tall portuguesa and pricy as well.
I have been searching the web and found a few spots and hope to have some news in the near future:
http://www.portugal-escort.com/
http://sexportugal.com/index1.htm
http://www.prazermaximo.net/
http://www.obosquelisboa.com/
http://www.portugalsensual.com/
http://www.lotus-escorts.com/
http://www.escortportugal.com/
And there are e few other addresses in older reports!
I will end this reports leaving some questions open. Some topics since all the great talk has been about the central region of Saldanha/ Avenidas Novas lately.
-Anyone tried any of these places? How does the net help us around in Portugal? What sites are really good?
-Where can I find Russian girls in Lisbon? Girls coming in from the east?
-What is your favorite club? What is a rip-off place?
-Places outside of the city border? Leiria or Coimbra, Sintra or Amadora, Cascais or Caparica? There is a lot of terrain to cover in such a tiny country!
Stay in shape and don´t forget the great match on TV this Sunday!
Could not stop thinking about Vitoria. Zé D is right, there's something about her attitude which seems cold, but damn what an attractive woman and what a challenge to try to make her laugh, make her come.
So rake together €40, Muri, and off to S.Sebastião. But... on arrival, just like Spud the first time, Muri is told she ain't at home. Please look at the other girls...? Muri did so, angry and determined not to fuck but to wait for next time. Naturally, he ended up fucking - a dark chocolate mulatta, said she was 20, looked it, Angolan but Portugal-born, big big firm bosoms, hairy bush, great attitude, as soon as we had finished got down on Muri and made him achieve round two, all for €40. Must have fucked Mur's brains out, for he cannot remember her name...
Great stuff. But Mur is still hankering after Vitoria and there is NO money till after carnaval.
Saw the Romanians boarding the 1601 train at Carcavelos last week. So that's where they live. They looked indistinguishable from all the school and college kids crowding the platform at that hour. Who would guess that they're on their way downtown to sell ten fast fucks apiece?
Life is still good: even when there's no money at least there's football and rugby on TV. C'mon Benfica, c'mon England..
Mur
Hello boys and girls (if there is one!),
A brief report from "sex day" (sexta-feira). Like you know, or start to know, Friday is the day on the week that my hormones work better. So, no matter what, I have always to taste some juice from the heaven (or hell), it depends from what fruit was taken.
It was almost 19:30, and I had a dinner at 20:00, no time for the big shots of the moment in Lisbon (Victoria, Isabel or the famous but not yet tested by Spud, Rebecca), I made a quick search in CM posts, looking for some quickie around Alvalade. The result:
"18A... Beatriz... 1.70mt... peitito 40... firme... cintura fina... oral divinal... bumbum escaldante... 30 lembrancinhas... Alvalade... Tm.93.3333901"
It looked perfect, I called, it was a nice and sexy voice, and very important, it was near from the place where I was. No problem parking the car, no problem finding the place. At the door, a nice girl, dressed with jeans and a tight t-shirt. The first look it was not bad, but only the 1,70 mt were near the description in the advertisement, so, is she the girl? That didn't matter too, she was the one available, and to add more fucking problems there was no rooms, the only alternative was the living room. The living room! do you remember when you were at your parents house, and they were sleeping at there room and you and your girlfriend were screwing in there sofa? Hum, what a flash!
So, I only had 30 minutes, lets go fuck that girls brain out, in the sofa, with the "novela" on the TV. She is in real good shape, great ass, very firm, but no tits (I always liked a nice tits to grab). It started with a fast, very fast CBJ, I think it only served to get the condom lubrified, and like my other reports I always like to start a good fuck with a good cowgirl position, she was tight and very animated, performing a great ride. Lets check that ass, no anal, simply turned the girl around, with her knees on the sofa, and lets fuck that beautiful ass, and what fucking ass, I almost cum, only by looking for that, lets move, lets go break this sofa. Changed to missionary position, and start a slow but nice fuck, asked for a kiss, and I was pleasured with a tasty and soft French kiss, great kiss, that turned me real excited. I had to finish, but first I want to taste the cowgirl again, but now, with some wet kisses (I really like French kissing, it turns me on so badly) and some smooth ass slaps. Just in the end I asked to finish her in the "all four" position. I don't know what passed in my mind, but fucking that girl on that sofa, in that position, made me remember an old Spanish girlfriend, she never let me cum inside her (I'm talking with a condom, fuck with no condom it was never allowed), she loved to feel the hot cum in there tits. So, like you imagine, I turned the girl around, toke the rubber off, and cummed all over the girl tits and belly, ohh my god, where that cum came from! Simply great Friday fuck, to start the weekend.
Girl Info:
- Name: Beatriz(?)
- Price: € 30 [CBJ + Fuck]
- Body (1 to 10): 6 (No tits, but great ass, reminds me the Brazilian kind of woman)
- Face (1 to 10): 5
- Bj (1 to 10): 3 (CBJ)
- Fuck (1 to 10): 7
- Anal (1 to 10): - (She doesn't do anal sex)
Place Info:
- Where: Av. Roma, 127 7º DTO (near Hospital Julio de Matos, Praça de Alvalade)
- Phone: 933333901
- Classification: 6 (1 to 10), didn't see the rooms, but 5 points are to the fantasy of fucking in the livingroom, not very cleaned apartment, city cental, near transportation (metro and bus).
Overall: Nice for a quikie around alvalade, but I think next time I will try other options around the area. ( Is here anyone, have tried Av. Brazil 122, 6º Dirº?)
Hello my friends,
This board is active and kicking thanks to you guys and that is a great thing. Now, here is another contributor – myself – as a way to say thank you. In fact, this is what this board is about.
The Lisbon scene is more and more the apartments scene. And it is funny that most of the messages are about the apartments. That is where the live action is. The truth is that the streets are dead – mostly drugs addicts and ladies as old as a grandmother. Some of the clubs are ok, but the prices are terribly expensive and the girls’ attitude is far from good. This makes the apartments the best choice for Lisbon’s sex life!
Been to Rua da Beneficiência yesterday – they announce as www.obosquelisboa.com. It is not a central location, even if it not that far. Ten minutes by taxi from the city-centre. The area is one of the ugliest parts of Lisbon. If you are in Lisbon for the first time take a day or two to before going there or your feelings for this amazing town will be confused. Five girls in the parade, although they announced seven girls (and they confirmed by phone five minutes before that seven ladies were there). It is a place for those that like big women – three were as huge as a Lisbon’s Cathedral. The other two were on the cubby side. Took Tatiana, a Brazilian girl. What can I say? It was hard from thrilling. No BBBJ, no anal, no kissing. She tried hard to make it ok, but it was not what I was expecting. Not my kind of place and not my kind of girl. It will take long before going there again.
Welcome Zen,
I'm very glade to see new contributors on this forum, including the newbie Spud, to join Lisbon scene "gurus" like Muri, Zé and others.
Let's create a good knowledge base, that all of us could take advantage on this "market", finding the perfect spot, the dream girl or even the ultimate orgasm. And more important, to avoid totally money suckers, cold fucks or too bad "chicas".
In the last weeks, we put together a few good reports, that lead all of us to great sessions (with Vitoria, Isabel and others), lets keep the great work that we are doing.
Note: What about create a template report, where we give our scores or general information about the girl and place? (I found a Brazilian Forum, in Portuguese, that each topic is related to a specific girl, where you could find information like pictures, internet sites, scores from different the users and recommended/not recommended flag)
Best regards,
Spud
hi guys,
despite almost drowning in that much work i came to the opportunity to bring everyone good news. as one can not, or better, shall not only work, work and work i granted myself some pleasure and some time (of pleasure) away from work. it all started as a friend of mine, knowing that i was desperately trying to complete this herculaneous task, asked me if i wanted to test a this brand new canon srl digital a camera, the eos 300d to be precise. as i had tried the smaller g5 powershot before i immediately said yes and drove over to him to pick up the baby for this weekend. so it was 10 in the morning and i was already in lisbon filling this 512 mb card with sunny pictures of this beautiful town. perfect morning for shooting! instead of getting home i granted myself some great lunch at a nearby tasca in alcântara, paid 20 euros and had cheese, a martini, soup, fish, desert, white house wine and two bicas, small input & great outcome!
after a long smoke i decided to go and see isabel for the quickie for 30 euros. said and done, i met the cheapest brunette (but still a nice chick) to have my first shot. she was nice as always, courting me as she usually does and after 20 minutes i was descending from the 2nd floor in this old elevator. location: rua pedro nunes, nº 45, 2nd right floor. to get closer information please check earlier posts by muri and by myself.
i only checked her out to test my needs and mood, had a cup of coffee afterwards, took a few more shots with my own camera and …forgot to take a picture of the street of isabel ´s place. i intend to take some shots of the locations so that more people can join our club after searching this incredible board. right now we got 3 our 4 people posting regularly which has shown us some good feedback so i got myself thinking we got to grow! that´ s why i decided that in the near future (after this stressful moment is past) i will put some maps online where the apartments are spotted and to include some pictures of the streets without showing exactly the apartment, but giving away the most important news.
so after the cup of coffee i decided not to visit gorgeous victoria (former beatriz) although i even got her on the phone. i was determined to seek some new souls. at avenida antónio joão de almeida, no 38, rc (bottom floor), just to the little park in front of casa da moeda, by the arco do cego i was presented to two brasilains, a blond and a brunette had some small talk but decided to leave as the blondie was already arranged to meet a customer. i will be back here as it looked quiet nice in this apartment. they practice the same prices 50 for one shot and 100 euros for the hour service. phone: 96 282 16 17
the i dialed 96 625 96 76 and ended up cruising down the avenida da república, heading down to alameda das linhas de torres, at the end of campo grande and beginning of lumiar. just ask a cab driver to take you to the millenium bank at alameda das linhas de torres, that is the building. believe me it´s easy and… it’s worth it! the right door says block a9, 8th floor b and you made it to a tinny palace of pleasure. i had been there earlier about 3 month ago, but they only had marisa a midget girl, not my stuff although she was quite elegant (in a strange way, ok i know, still i declined the offer). this time joana opened the door, she is not a working girl just arranging everything in this apartment. by the way she is pregnant in the 6th month, expecting a boy who will be born after living his first 9 month in a brothel! wow! ain´t that little fella a lucky guy! joana presented me two girls as one was working and so i got to know a tall brunet but not my style of girl and lovely gabriela, a brunet from brasil. i was offered a martini by joana and had some small talk with gariela. she told me to be 22 years old, had long beautiful black curly hair, she’s around 165 cm tall, curvy as any coffee cream girl with the most intense look you can pay for. she was just a charm, not as sexually explicit as rebecca, who was stated so many times, but still sexy. her tities are small but nice and her legs and feet are really a turn on. the same can be said about that beauty ass of hers, a real brasilian butt, lovely. i paid 100 euros, we had a long shower, kind of half an hour, got back to the room, caressed, kissed and i felt that beauty skin of hers, what a flavor. her pussy is half shaved, a real beauty spot that you can lick and finger as well as introduce a dildo in! we had great sex she is one of these tight blowers, blowing the heck out of my head off, just the rebecca style of sucking. there are girls who don’t mind doing it and then there are some that really know how to suck the shit out of us. friction and speed. friction and speed! mind blowing, in fact almost hurting my friends head. a real burst. we did it in three positions and ended doggy, her favorite where i really let loose and forgot about courtship and really got it rambling like she was the last mama on earth. she told me afterwards that she liked my fucking style, but don´ t they always do? truth is we finished of while she was screaming of pain and pleasure! no lube was needed!
after this incredible experience i was thinking about leaving but i laid down and we started talking while she constantly caressed my chest, my arms, legs and buddy. although there was no french kissing (what a pity) we were really building up something. it must have been half an hour talking or more so the hour was in fact already passed by but she stayed put. as i asked her to do a xuxa, as bj is called in brazil, she put a condom on and sucked me so hard i had to stop her after about 15 minutes, can you believe this, non stop sucking, deeper and deeper, tighter and tighter. we did two positions and i requested her backdoor which she granted me without saying a word. the end came 10 minutes later after some really wild rocking her ass punishment. she was delighted as i was!
i had a new martini and a another shower and when i found my way to the living room i was presented to a new blond beauty called marta, early twenties a real knock out. had a smoke finished my drink and promised to be back and marta knew immediately that i meant her and smiled in such a sexy way that i) almost got a hard on. gabriela was splendid a real gem with whom you can have a decent conversation with, she loves traveling and has a real nice feeling while talking to a complete stranger. when i got down i looked at the watch and i had been at the apartment for two hours, after chatting having two showers and having fucked up a beautiful coffee cream girl from bahia.
gabriela- face: 7/10; body 7/10; attitude 8/10 (no french kissing); extras 10/10 (intensity, dildo show, chat, and high heels)
fazit: i think more and more that it is nicer to stay for a longer time, say 1 hour at least while you can have the girl for twice or even three times.
boys save up 100 euros and meet gabriela or marta. gaby told me that marta was very sexy and charming at the same time.
phone: 96 625 96 76
so this was my double session and i am back at work, even on saturday evening, have a beer on me. but i will have my revenge on monday at a crazy party where i will score for free (yes there is a world where we can have sex for free and it´s gone be a hell of a ride!)
have fun and stay fit and healthy.
always use a condom! or shouldn´t we? even for oral sex? yes we shall!
by the way muri, i checked out the romanians, while i was driving by and ot to see 3 to 5 girls on a corner and i recognized them from former times at rua artilharia um wher they used to hang out till midnite.
Ze Duron,
I was in December at Av Antonio Joao Alameida No. 38 and I had the blond Brazilian. Save your money for another girl. My experience:
No kissing
only CBJ
no anal
only Cow-Girl style or Missionary style
beauty: 8
attitude: 5
I should have taken the black girl (Mozambique??) which was there at the same time.
Carlos Primeros
Not much action on this board recently: although Zé D's last report was fine, and it's good to see Carlos P. keeping an eye on us all, as he prepares his next trip to Lisbon.
Maybe everyone else had the same week as Muri:
SHITLOADS of work
SHITLOADS of rain
NO LOAD of money
But the siege came to an end: the rain ceased, money came in, and a work-related trip to Estoril meant a renewal of acquaintance with Sofia at Avenida Emilia 10, São João, as described in earlier reports. Quality is always good here, but turnover is high, and Muri feared Sofia would have gone, but no, she was ready, willing and lovely. If you try her, do not be put off by initial shyness and unspectacular looks: actually Mur thinks she is beautiful, but magazine cover she ain't. The main point is, the lady truly knows how to please.
Sofia gives a superb experience: not girlfriend, not porn movie, but something like popping next door to give a quick, furtive, intense fucking to the neighbour's neglected and frustrated wife. Super tight pussy hard at work as ever: for €40 a wonderful way to end a week without sex.
Waiting for the train back home, Muri sipped an 'imperial' at the grubby station bar, and basked in a post-coital glow. As if in sympathy, the sun emerged to remind lucky Lisbon that spring is not far off. And to remind us that this part of the 'linha' is Russian territory, two sleek blonde dyevotchkas sat opposite, reading the local Russki newspaper 'Slovo', stretching their big bosoms inside their wollen sweaters. Hard-on time for Zé D....
So life improves after that drenching carnival.
However, Mur apologises to his readers for lack of fresh information. Friday-sexta-sex day's expedition will not be to new territory, but to the already much-acclaimed charms of Vitoria. Mur feels his tongue on that tattoo already.
But next week, in a spirit of rigorous and independent research, he will set out to try blonde Brazilian Marta, as discussed by Zé D. and Carlos P. Await the definitive verdict.
And the week after that, Rebecca will be returning from her mission to drain all the balls in Viseu...
And Benfica enjoyed a fuck in Scandinavia...
Mur
Hi guys,
Things have been pretty hectic these last few days, but you always try to get the time you need to get laid. Decided to try out a new experience – a sexy massage (for real). Saw the newspaper Público and found an interesting massage center in Avenida Duque de Ávila, right in the center of Lisbon – they offer all kinds of massages, Thai, Thantric and a hell more. The facilities are very good. Did not know exactly what should I wait for. A masseuse comes to the room. A nice looking Brazilian girl of about 25 years old; guesse the name was Rosa. Did not get a chance to choose. Asked for a Thai massage – 50 Euros for 45 minutes. Great massage. At the end of the massage my dick was so hard that it could cut diamonds. Then she started the best hand job of my life, with oil and a very slow motion. Did not know that a hand job could be that good. Left the place knowing I would be coming back again.
This is a quicky report:
1.Help! Rebecca is not to be found? Is she truly coming back after her trip to Viseu? How did you find out she was going there Muri? Previleged contact?
2. Help! Victoria, the slender elegant blond portuguese goddess is gone and I was told by her competitive friends she won´t be coming back? Can any of the gentlemen offer some nem hint where to find her?
3. Marta, from Alameda das Linhas de Torres is a petit slender, kind of Kylie Minogue Portuguese, she is not brasilian. The brasilian girl I met is a brunet called Gabriela.
I will come back with some more info, in the next days.
Have fun
Yes, help! The situation was so promising just weeks ago!
Recently we had an intelligent idea from welcome newcomer Spud to compile a grid or spreadsheet with systematic data and ratings. But as we have just seen, the problem is that information gets so quickly out of date.
This is especially true in Lisbon: there are many houses of pleasure and the ladies change from one to another seeking better pay and conditions, sacrificing the ‘client base’ they have built up. Or sometimes they vanish precisely because a client is getting too attached, too ‘heavy’ for their liking. Then there are cases like the fine performer Fatima, who was expelled from the Rossio bargain house because she was its only sexy woman and her old, fat chain-smoking colleagues got jealous. This they told Muri, and just laughed when he begged to know where she had gone. Possibly this has happened to Vitoria.
Another typical pattern is that a pair of girls become tired of paying 30-50% to the ownership. They decide to set up on their own, a centrifugal dispersion which would fragment the scene into more and more houses with fewer and fewer girls in them – except that these independent ‘republics’ often don’t survive because the girls haven’t planned their expenses for rent, or protection – so back they go to a larger ‘monarchy’, but of course a different one.
With non-Euro babes, visas and illegal status keep them on the move. The Colombian chicas come and go across the Spanish border, doing spells in clubs on the highways outside Badajoz, Salamanca, Huelva, etc etc. The Romanians who are in Praça Figueira in ever-increasing numbers (and variable quality) have come for Euro 2004 but also because police cracked down on the SW scene in Valencia and Alicante. Talking of the noble, brave and public-spirited law enforcement boys, it can happen – as with one good apartment near Praça Chile – that the Lisbon police suppress a house, either because bribes have not been paid or after hypocritical protests from neighbours. As for our Brazilian ‘garotas’, they eventually board that Varig plane, their jewellery boxes full of gold trinkets and their mouths full of lies for mom about working as childminders or waitresses. Then there are some local ‘meninas’ who just trade for a month or two, to pay debts – although most of the women who tell you this, are spinning a story to protect their self-esteem or because they imagine you need to be reassured that you are not dealing with a hardened pro. And finally: some girls start in the business and then realise they would rather return to their ill-paid job in a shoe store than fuck seven strangers every day, while others give up because they are too unattractive or disobliging to fuck even one.
All this accounts for the volatility of our hobby. Perhaps it’s a blessing in disguise. Last year Muri mourned a girl for whom he was developing affection. This was against his resolution never to have another monogamous relationship and despite his knowledge that the ‘Pretty Woman’ scenario does not apply to real life. It was heartbreaking when she disappeared, but in the long term, better for Mur’s mental health. And as your daddy told you when you were 16 and ‘dying’ of unrequited love for a girl at school, “there are plenty of other fish in the sea…”
The next report will tell what Muri knows specifically about Vitoria and Rebecca.
Flower Zen,
Muri would love to try that ball-breaking massage at Avenida Duque de Ávila. Can you provide exact address or telephone - or is it all obvious from the advert in 'Público'?
cheers
Mur
As announced, Mur was bulging with anticipation for Vitoria, planning a two-shot service for €75. At São Sebastião metro, he decided to omit the preliminary visit to El Corte Inglés, for he was already stiffening with thoughts of the boots, the bra, the jeans, the tattoo, the… well, the woman at the door, asked him if he meant the ‘loirinha’, (blondie) wanted to know if he was a ‘cliente de ela’, and when eager Muri answered yes, she said that owing to ‘problemas pessoais’ Vitoria had not come. He politely declined to see other girls, and asked if the goddess would arrive next day. Certainly, was the reply.
Back on the street, sexual hunger gnawed cruelly at Muri’s vital organs. He directed urgent steps to Av. Miguel Bombarda. Rebecca had said that she was going on a two-week contract in Viseu. Two weeks having elapsed, perhaps the firm pale young raven-haired smooth-skinned tattooed pierced English-speaking dominatrix would be back.
Não.
By now, it was imperative to fuck, and soon, so he requested the parade, which was uninspiring. He chose Tania, a plump friendly ‘Venezuelan’ (Colombian more like, but who cares, “¡viva América Latina, carajo!”). Tania was not his type but clean and sweet: she did everything she could to please, including ‘beijinhos naturais’ (BBBJ) which goes against the health code but which was accepted just this once because of roaring lust. Dressing afterwards, Mur risked a shy question about when Rebecca would return. Tania took no offence, but said she did not know. Somehow he believed her, and didn’t insist.
Only three days later could Muri try again for Vitoria – on Saturday 6th March at 1700 to be exact. After an upsetting Rugby result, consolation was necessary. A different girl asked him the same things, do you want blondie and are you her client? Confirming this, he was shown into the main bedroom. Yesssss! After a minute’s wait, he heard footsteps making toward the door. Panting with desire for the princess of sex, he knew that in a few seconds her divine form would glide into his presence, and… the same girl entered, to say that Vitoria was not there. Muri as a gentleman made a great effort to conceal his anger. With an icy voice he asked if she would be available the following week, and was told yes. He departed.
There is a happy ending, because Mur hailed a taxi and five minutes later was in Saldanha. Isabel was welcoming as ever, but just about to service a visitor. So Muri waited in the vestibule while she received an audible two-minute fucking from an elderly man, and then he was admitted to the arms and pussy of this friendly, sweet, skilful, statuesque Portuguese brunette. For €30 she spread herself on her crimson bed to ease all the frustrations of the day, and afterwards offered frank, explicit conversation about sex and the hobby from her angle. She has no false shame, she loves giving pleasure, and if we say that she is a born natural for this game, we mean no disrespect, quite the contrary. Leaving, Muri anxiously asked if she would be around for a while: “but of course”, she charmingly replied.
And Vitoria? Her advertisement is still in today’s ‘Correio’:
09/01H... Vitória... Portuguesinha... 18 aninhos (Reais)... Peitinho 38... Bundinha... Arrebitadinha... Cinturinha fina... Olhos Verdes... Comigo não existe Tabús!!! Oportunidades??? Todas!!! Sozinha... 968713913... Praça Espanha
Only half of the above is true, but Vitoria is still a goddess.
In the same newspaper are several ads from Viseu that could be Rebecca.
Let us hope that Vitoria has not vanished, but that she works only when she wants. This is good for her teammates because when the superstar is on the bench, they get to play. But they told Zé D. that she had definitively gone? Retired from the game, or bought by Real Madrid? Time will tell, but gentlemen, please, inform us if you locate this lovely, slightly melancholy young woman.
A confession. On his last successful visit to Vitoria, after a fabulous fuck Mur innocently offered the opinion that she could put her wonderful body to better-paid use than in a €40 mulatta house. She just smiled, shrugged, and uttered the all-purpose Portuguese monosyllable, “…pois…” But maybe she took the hint. Zé D. also wrote that this babe could earn €100 per cock, and that, perhaps, is exactly what she is doing. Right now as Muri furtively types on the office computer, she may be only a few streets distant, sucking some lucky wealthy bastard while we wretched slaves of global capitalism have to pretend to work for our daily bread.
The bittersweet ironies of urban life. But long live Lisbon, and long live the 21st century.
Mur
Bom noite Muri e Zé
unfortunately I did not have a chance to come to Lisboa recently to follow your steps but I was following your reports - excellent as usual. Two fellow Portuguese mongers will come this week to Nürnberg/Germany and we will check the night-scene there. It is just for a trade-fare but we should have some time in the evening.
I miss Lisboa and the lovely ladies there. Keep on reporting - you both do y good job!
Carlos Primeros
Muri,
Do not have the paper here, but it is pretty obvious if you read Publico. They advertise a number of massages in a very discreet way and I remember the phone number starts with 21315. Been there again and liked it. You know, after a while it gets boring and you just want to fuck the masseuse. But even though it is ok. Tryed the "Body to Body massage" at 75 Euros and the normal Thai or Thantric massage at 50 Euro is better.
I read Muri's comment that it may be hard to keep track of addresses and women.
However, a list - table - whatever you call it, of addresses/telephone numbers, with associated information will of immense help. Information like names and prices particularly.
It will not even be too hard to maintain.
I am hoping to visit next month. I do not know the language or the city. (I am probably not doing a very smart thing, but one has to explore new territory occasionally.) A consolidated list of sorts, however skimpy it is to begin with, will be of great help, and may make the difference between a great trip and a so-so one, or even a bad one.
If one person becomes the lead for the effort, I promise to email my opinions after the trip, or any additional information I might get.
Here's what happened today.
Another attempt to reach Vitoria: Telephoned ahead to make sure she would be there.
VOICE ON PHONE: Yes, the tall blonde Vitoria is here.
MURI:I shall arrive in 20 minutes.
(20m later, door opened by new girl, nice looking petite Portuguesa, introduces herself as Nadia.)
MURI: I called earlier, to meet Vitoria.
(Nadia shows Muri to room)
(Muri is then presented to five unlovely chicas).
(Nadia returns).
MUR: I have arranged to meet Vitoria.
NADIA: She has gone for a coffee.
MUR: I shall wait.
Nadia: Well, I'm not sure if she will be back today.
MUR: I shall wait.
NADIA: I don't think she will be back.
MUR: I shall leave.
NADIA: Why not choose another girl? (with bright provocative look, suggesting 'choose me and you will not regret it')
MURI'S HORNY DICK: OK, c'mon, let's fuck Nadia, she's a tasty piece.
MURI'S OBSTINATE BRAIN: There is a principle of truth and honour involved here, we are leaving, and you, Dick are coming too.
MURI: Nadia, you are sexy and under other circumstances I would pay €40 and fuck you very joyfully, but this is not the first time this establishment has lied to me, so pardon me but I am leaving.
NADIA: Peço disculpas = I'm sorry.
(Muri departs)
It's quite clear that Vitoria has left to get the true market price for her lovely pussy elsewhere, and the other girls are exploiting her reputation and her advertisement to draw clients. It would be good if everyone who reads these lines and who speaks good Portuguese would ring 968713913 and tell whoever answers that their establishment has been placed on the Blacklist of Bad, Boycotted Bordellos by the world's most influential website.
Frustrated Mur
Spring is having a slow start
In my honest opinion, this year is starting really slowly, the experiences I have had in the past months show me that either I am completely off the track or that in the fact something is happening.
Example: I used to visit a few apartments that used to show me a choice of five or six girls and now these places are to be found dead or working with only two or three chicas, which automatically drops the possibility of a nice hunt.
The dead alleys
Many places are closed, like the apartment at Rua Passos Manuel (close to Avenida Almirante Reis), the one at Avenida Infante D. Henrique, nº 23 Cave (Instituto Técnico or Fonte Luminosa). They used to have lots of retail material, like 4 to say 6 or 7 girls in each of these places, half of them Brasilians, half Portuguese. They shut down and now just by occasion I find one of the girls from those times (say last summer) working in another place. The place just across the cervejaria Portugália at Avenida Almirante Reis is also closed. What a pity one could have a pint of beer, a fuck followed by another glass later on.
Places losing quality
Rua Dona Estefânia, nº 157, 1st floor, E, has lost its jewels. The Portuguese blonde I described in former reports worked there for a year or so and now she is gone, substituted by a rather mediocre Russian brunette. Her name is Caroline and she still uses the same number: 91 415 99 27. She is working with one or two girls but the place is worn down. There is no ambience at all, it looks and feels like you are fucking in Sarajevo just after the war. Not my case of fantasy!
Rua da Benefeciência, 226, 2º floor D, phone number 966129035, is still working and still has one of the best bar services in casas particulares of Lisbon. You can have beer. Martini, whiskey, juice, whatever you like, all the girls smoke and are happy to share a smoke with you, in case you forgot your pack in the car. Unfortunately the top mistress Filipa is no longer working as she manages the house now. She has to work with the available girls which are kind of 5 in a scale from 1 to 10. Some are better others are not, some prettier, other not quiet so! Usually one new girl joins the squad, mostly Brazilians. I had a beauty petit blond from Salvador, a real knock-out ass and other times I have fucked Filipa, although she is a bit overweighed she knows how to please a man! But hell, choice has to improve because the facilities are really good with the small TV, the bar and the very clean rooms.
The same goes to Largo de São Sebastião da Pedreira, number 31, 3rd floor E,where the quality is dropping. The tall Liliana has been around for I would say two years or so and I have never tried her. Is she worth it? The petit Victoria, the Brazilian version is a bit to shy, the hot busty Brazilian Patricia is gone and recently there is the Portuguese version of Victoria missing. A lot of downs for a place that is very central but that doesn´t offer the best conditions for a house of dreams. No bar, no social room where the girls sit down, just rooms where the chicas drop by and show their ass to you. You have to make a decision in the minute so to say! There has been very little rotation of the girls and in my opinion the quality has slipped a point in the scale. Most of the time three girls are available, no more no less! I will consider not joining them for the next few hunts.
Places that start boring me
Isabel is to alone at the apartment at Rua Pedro Nunes, where she shares the place with ugly looking Portuguese or African girls. Most of the time only two girls are available. The facilitiea are pretty worn down, it´s this tipical low budget pension, to our safety the place is cleaned to the minimum of the acceptable.
Unfortunately Isabel will not be enough to make me stop by each week and fuck her brains out! I love her ass, although her blow stinks and sometimes she smells a bit of sweat. Still she is the queen of this church, charming and willing to please!
Avenida Miguel Bombarda, 127 R/C, phone number 96 928 54 24, the place is missing Rebecca, the dark lady of the moment. They are very slow on Saturday, as the whole business looks like and only offer two or three chicas right now. The facilities are close to the level of Rua da Benefeciência, with a small bar, a social room where I used to wait the showdown of up to 7 girls. Seven girls is a choice, not the two or three available now! Guess I will have to pass them for a season.
Stay away of this place:
Estrada de Benfica, 730, 2nd floor, E is the address of this big fatso Hungarian named Erika. Her service was ok but she is way to intimidating and looks way to ugly. This was our second encounter. The first time it was in Queluz, at a place that is now closed where I denied her service. This time, in the neighborhood of Benfica, there was no way I could deny her so she sucked me to the bone and I left frustrated as hell. The thing was, she opened the door, not revealing herself and showed me a room and told me the conditions while closing the door. I could tell that there was no way that I was getting out of this shit place without paying! So I asked for a friend of hers and she told me as directly as possible: You know as I told you on the phone there is only me and I didn’t lie about anything!
This is true, she is blond, tall, medium breast, Hungarian, but she ain´t pretty in fact she is overweighed and a bit ugly. Her suck was medium with a lot of hand helping.
Places to find out more:
Avenida António José Almeida, Number 38 R/C; phone number 918514720. Was there two times but evertime the girls where unavailable, but the door girl a mulata with locls called Paula is very nice and amusing, the place looks good, not to worn down as the part of the city is more expensive (at Casa da Moeda-Saldanha Metro Station) Services provided go from 50 for half-half to 80 for the round hour. I will go back to investigate.
Rock Steady!
The place in Lumiar that I described last time at Alameda das Linhas de Torres, in fact the street name is Rua Agostinho Neto close to the Millenium Bank. This is for now the best place that money can buy. Bar, cheap talk, bath and some two or three orgasms for 60 to 90 minutes. It is almost 1 euro for 1 miute which makes it cheaper than a lot of 50 bucks girls. The only problem is that on Saturday they only have one or two chicas!
New comer of the Moment
There is a place that I used to go to, about a year or more back, at Avenida do Barsil, Nº122, 6º Esq, phone 967872522. I met there a young brunette called Sara a 7 in looks but only a 5 in attitude if you go for the half hour service. She has two friends a blond in her early twenties that I will be introduced to this coming week and a fourtish blond that still has a very nice shaped body and is absolutely crazy about sex. The place is clean and the rooms are ok, in fact quiet warm and cosy.
Fazit
Times are hard and eventually I am only having a tremendous bad luck.
What do you think, is the weekend too slow?
I need some motivation as I had a very rough start of the year, but fortunately things start to look brighter and brighter!
Last but not least:
Welcome Member #1274, Flower Zen, Carlos Primeros and Spud
This board can change things!
We should inform some establishments that we are about to ban them from the list!
Thanks Ze Duron. That list should get people going, though lack of prices may be a problem for some.
Thanks anyway, that is a good beginning.
Ze Duron and Muri,
Still out here, and occasionally drop by to read the reports, and plan my next invasion of Lisbon. By the way how is Alameda -Dom Alfonso Henrique 21 (basement), is the hot busty patricia still their??
Cheers
LA
Herewith is what I can best describe as an x-rated lonely planet synopsis of my weekend in Lisbon. I don't think it really offers much new information to what has been previously stated by the resident guru's as the talent found for the fuck filled weekend was wholly procurred from this board.
Lisboa, a world in itself. From its decrepid buildings rivalling that of Old Havana to perfectly preserved colonial era, intricate architecture which serves as a reminder of Lisbon's past as a force on the global scale when newly discovered territories were still up for grabs. Balancing the old are modern commercial buildings and newly poured roads which reminded me of my past life as a North American.
The people too are very pleasant. Not as inviting or inquisitive as those in the far reaches of Europe, such as Turkey (but the turks are an anamoly in terms of their hospitality), but much more accommodating than their Spanish neighbors. This, to me, is counter-intuitive, as in terms of both geographics and practicability of access, Spain has the upper hand when compared to Portugal. Despite this fact, I found that travelling around Lisbon was much easier than moving around Madrid with my english (yes I'm a fucking self centered foreigner).
Anyway on to the fucking . . .
First up to bat, as it were, was The Talented Ms. Isabel from Rua Pedro Nunes. Following our throws of passion, she confessed that 'Isabel' was only her stage name, but I feel a suitable name it is as she certaintly is a belle. Standing 5'7"-ish with a warm gaze, warmer touch, soft skin, firm tits and a nice plush bush, for what more can a guy ask? She told me she was studying medicine; a doctwh*re?
Although we were finished well within the 45 minutos alloted for the deed, we lay naked chatting away.
Growing up on the prairies in Canada, my father always had an expression to describe the winters. He would say that the winds were colder than a wh*re's kiss. But the deep passionate kisses we shared certaintly were not cold, nor was the conversation, the teasing nor the laughter. She even gave me her phone number and asked me to call the next day. I told her that it was a bad idea to see here twice, as I would find it too hard to extricate myself from her grasp. What can I say? To quote a fellow punter, I'm a hopeless romantic with a tender heart and shit for brains. Definite girlfriend material for this bloke (except of course for the thing about fucking other guys, a trivial detail it ain't).
Isabel's admission that she is a 3 year veteran of the trade certaintly came as a surprise. Although quite adept to the fine art of giving pleasure, she had done so in a natural way that seemed neither routine nor matter of fact.
Later that Saturday evening, after enjoying a few Kilkenny's and listening to a decent trio at an Irish pub at the south foot of Barrio Alto, I headed back to my Pensoa in the dodgy end of town; Prada de Figueira. Impressions of this area of Lisbon are not favorable as it can be characterized by predominately rough street trade surrounded by angy men and scowling drunks. The skid row of Libson no doubt, although I did bother sticking around to learn different. In any event, on my way back to the pensoa I noticed a lone street walker on the North Side of Rua Joao Regras. Always having one eye opened for opportunities, I swooped in for a closer look making sure that no traffic was coming as I almost got pasted earlier that day by a cab due to that fucking misleading fake sidewalk which separates Joao Ragras from the Prada. Walking by, both the street walker and I eyed each other then she stopped and asked for a cigarette. In any event we began chatting away. She told me she was going through school to become a teachwh*re and was doing this to help pay the bills,
Sophie was her name, half French, she displayed the arabesque features of a predominate nose, narrow face and lightly shaded complexion. The biggest detraction of her face were her teeth which were as crooked and dirty as Lisbon's streets ( actually Lisbon's streets aren't that dirty, I just thought I'd insert that for literary effect so you guys think that I am so smart, but I swear to god, her teeth were fucking crooked, they really were).
After about 10 minutes of talking I decided to take the plunge and she led me to a pensoa further up the road. As I lay naked on the bed, she undressed. What is with french women and their refusal to trim. Up until that night, I always held that to be a bit of an urban legend about french women and there 'naturalness' but really this girl was extra hairy. I mean her bush was the size of that park at the top of Avenue de Libertade, I swear to God. Despite the extra hair, I actually had a fantastic time with her as although she didn't appear nervous she was really chatty. Sophie was a farily passionate lover given a fine rendition of a bbbj (come on guys, are they really that bad?) and an unhurried session of close to 2 hours of fucking.
I am not sure what the deal is with Sophie though. Maybe you guru's can give me your opinions. She was very very skinny and had brusing all over one of her legs which she attributed to a car accident a few months back. Not that it matters but are these signs that she is a hardcore drug user? This was my first time with street trade (I'm actually considering throwing a party) and a possible drug user. She was actually a really nice girl, seems trustworthy as prior to the deed, I went to the head to take a leak, when I returned she was still there. She suggested we hang out the next day. I didn't really want to complicate shit so I declined.
So we finished around 3 AM, I headed back to my hotel and hit the sack.
Sunday, I woke up fairly early and started my trekking around town. Whenever I travel, I trek. I absolutely love it and have the blisters to show it. After doing the tourist things for the better part of Sunday, Around 6 pm I thought that it was time to get some company. I dropped some shit off at the pensoa and sort of hung around the Prada a bit to see what was on the menu. I think I saw the EE contingent written about in this forum and I almost went for one of them, but then I figured that this fucking area was so dodgy, I would be better off doing the apartment scene. I made my way back up towards the top of Avenue Libertade where those 'special' apartments seem to be congregated. First stop was Sao Sebastiao da Pedreira. I buzzed the buzzer to floor 3 and stood outside for about 10 minutes like a moron. Occassionally looking up to see if anyone would take pity on me and let me in. Finally I was chased away by an old portugesa woman from across the road who I couldn't undertand. I felt that it would be pointless to attempt to explain what I was seeking. Next stop was Avenida 5 de Outoburo where after buzzing the door, was promptly admitted to this old creepy building probably once featured in a dracula movie or something.
Just prior to coming to Lisbon I intended to print out several pages of the world sex guide forum for my personal version of a perverted tour guide book. I thought that this would be a good idea as I could study the reports as I became more familiar with the city. If you recall though, late last week the forum database seemed to be down so that guide was never published. Instead I was forced to scribble shit down late on Saturday evening, racing against the clock as the cafe I was at was about to close. So what does this have to do with Avenida 5 de Outoburo? Having only time to write down the addresses without any other information, I didn't really realize what type of girls were on offer at this address. So if I digested the fact that the women working here were like in there 40's, I definitely would have given it a miss as I am both youngish and free of any Oedipus Complex. However being entertained by the now retired Beatriz (I apparently was her last customer as she was moving to Brazil). the time, but not the money, spent here was amazing. Given the environment of the old building and older women coupled with an arsenal of sex toys on display I was praying weren't going to wind up my virgin ass, I entered this situation with a bit of trepidation. She started off with a massage, neither sensual nor clinical, but somewhere in between, we chatted and I learned she was a nurse. After about 20 minutes of this relaxing massage, on when the rubber and the most amazing bj I have ever had. It was so fucking funny though because she would be sucking away, giving me a bit of nipple play, oooing and awwing. But it was so hot. I undid her bra and slid my hands into her panties and by god, she was wet. It was surreal.Ok not surreal but pretty weird. I guess she was getting off on it. And as fast as it started, it was over in probably 2 minutes. I mean this broad got me off quicker than I could get myself off after watching 2 hours of porn. I have spent the couple days breaking out in laughter whenever I think of this session. It was sheer comedy and well worth the price of admission.
In any event, for those who are still awake through this, I salute you. I am unsure when I will visit Lisbon again but when I do you will be the first to hear of my sexventures.
Thanks guys for the info in making my trip a memorable one.
back in business
after my last mourning i found peace, not exactly like a buddhist monk, but as the dear hunter. great movie by michael cimiano, one of the best filmstrips ever produced. telescope on the mountain while the brotherhood is out hunting, escaping their grey, monotonous expectations in life. hunting becomes a matter of the soul, the friend proves his dedication and seriousness on every single trip, till the achievement of the ultimate rite between brothers.
my hunt has however nothing to do with that kind of procedure; it´s just plain good time; good vibes is my best ammunition. although i consider myself as a very thoughtful person there is no time left for to much dazzling around with worms in my head and so i decided that i had to get loose of this bad luck. the weather came in as a help me flee from the office for a sunny afternoon, chilling out in a early spring mid afternoon. the flood of work is starting to calm down and it won ´t be long till i manage to achieve on of this years big points! so a day out of pressure in the mid of the week was a real balsam for the soul. i escaped at lunchtime with some colleagues and grabbed a few new numbers that i had collected from some research recently.
called an add saying:
“sandra... 20a. amor de miúda, fofinha, sensual fatty modelo tipo danone, provocante, atrevida dora miss lingerie perfeita. um sonho a recordar. convivem ambiente discreto, sofisticado. estacionamento 50mts. tm.969644666/ 914512234; avenida gago coutinho, nº 56, 6º dtº (right)
50 euros meia hora ou 100 euros uma hora; tarde champagne por 200 euros com oferta de garrafa e assistente”
(edited as i put some info i got on the phone)
the person on the phone seemed very attentive and i was on my way to check out one of seven (7!) girls that where to be presented in hot lingerie and high heels or boots. i was aroused to finally have a nice voice on the other side giving me some good news. as i was having some trouble because of the traffic jam i told myself to call the place at rua agostinho neto (place i refer as to lumiar or alameda das linhas de torres, pretty much the same names for the same place)
their phone number is 96 625 96 76 and you should ask the person that takes the call that you will want to talk to joana, she is the pregnant manager, and it might be difficult to believe but this place is the most respectable place i have visited, where the girls are treated really nicely, no threats at all and the place is really top clean. joana told me that there where six girls available, all portuguese, so gabriela the brunette was not available which was a pity because she would recon me and maybe bring up a good word for me. always thinking about charming myself and the girls! the variety was very descent, one chubby, big titted chica that was nice but not my taste of flour, one dark blond petit in her late twenties that would do anal only after seeing the size of my john! she was nice and easy on the chat and i think her name is filipa. then diana came up, a tall brunette, with very good attitude but she lacks the beauty. i know maybe i am wrong, but just maybe! i´m not gone blast hundred euros for a girl that i would rate a 5 or a 6 out of 10. susana came in, busty dyed blond, very sexy but not a kylie minouge style chica as i described marta on another visit. susana would not do anal, what a pity because her ass looked tight and curvy in her blue jeans tights and boots. her top was showing a third of the best house product and she was liking the look on my face. marisa the 4.5 feet chica was there as well, greeted her quickly and the i was presented to barbara a tall slender brunette. she stated to be 20 years old which i consider an honest answear and told me that she was 171 cm tall, reaching my height on heels (medium tall sandals showing beautiful feet that looked like promoteus wings. her hair black, her beautiful white skin, slightly, but just slightly tanned and those dark brown long eyes and full lips. her figure immediately reminded me of our fantastic victoria, only her hair is darker and i don´ t remember victoria´ s eye color anymore. i thought this is her, but maybe i was just dazzled by her forms. her legs are slender, not skinny, never fat, her breast is small but has it´s movement, her face a slender beauty, pure [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] elegance and beautiful eyes.
i would rate her beauty a 8/10 and her body also a 8/10 and i am making an effort to maintain the necessary distance to the facts. i paid 100 euros and took my cold beer to the aposentos (word she used) as she brought an ashtray as i was smoking. i told her to keep her cloths on and to wear some high heels, which she did. we had sex for more than an hour, as she oddly told time as she rejoined me in the room after the usual moment where you are left alone in the room, i bet they want us start for ourselves! we had sex for half an hour, just oral, me on her, she on me and the magnificent 69 at the end. a very nice moment was added by the fact that all the lights in the apartment went off for a minute and as it happened, she stopped sucking me and i said: well i´ts great that the two of us can continue our “work” and so i came.
we then chatted about traveling cuddling for another half an hour, with some kissing and a lot of touching, she was sweet caressing my back where i told her i had a small muscular injury. it always helps, always, women instantly have the need to try to even the pain. we chatted about traveling and about restaurants to visit in lisbon. she is a very beautiful girl but lacks a bit of confidence although her sex performance is very good. as i was going down on her i could sense her pressuring not to let go, i sensed the little shivering in her legs, i honestly did and she just kept repulsing it.
the second round was quicker, or better was more the hard play where i basically got a second cbj and got to ride her in the positions i wanted. unfortunately she is the kind of girl that lets you chose all the positions, she doesn’t bring a idea up although she permits all the positions you wish. and then there was the fact that she politely asked me if she could take an incall while all the colors where flashing on the screen while we were chatting. but she was polite. i rate her attitude as a 6, because i expect more an active woman.
my opinion is that she deserves a full 7/10, and i will keep her in mind as a fantastic chica with beautiful dark brown eyes that just lack some self-assurance as it happens so often with these kind of girls.
the place is my favorite and i can only recommend it, visit it during the week on working hours till say 23 hours, they have a small dinner stop in between.
long live joana´s girls. by the way you should always be direct with joana, she is there to help you, to interpret the girls expectations and to fulfill your demands. after the first presentation, you can ask some of the girls for a private talk, to see how much they fancy you or your bucks!
by the way has anyone tried this place up north in braga:
http://www.noitedebraga.com/
i am seriously thinking about joining this club as it looks a lot like the german fkk clubs; i am going to ring them to get some numbers!
the sun is shining, wildly and widely over the city of light,
the smell of sex arises and takes without defense
Cupid,
Great report. It is very gratifying to know that what we write on this board has helped a colleague enjoy his stay in Lisbon. We will continue.
Sophie sounds pretty rough, and yes probably a 'user': at that time of night the streets are for the desperate. The EE girls have good bourgeois habits and are tucked up in bed (with each other? now there's a pretty thought..) well before midnight.
Mur is seriously thinking of responding to user 1274's request for something more formal about prices. Meanwhile, get a wacky name, 1274!
Nice to see that Latin Ass still drops by...
Now, Zé D was a little melancholy about the apartments recently. Could it be that the scene is moving westwards out of the city? So many advertisements for Cascais, Estoril, even Oeiras and Parede recently. Springtime might be the moment to catch that yellow train and research these neighbourhoods in earnest.
But first, when finances allow, Mur is promising himself a tantric massage, and will report back soon.
um abrazo muito forte a todos,
Mur
I am pretty sure Sophie is a drug addict. As reported before, the stresets of Lisbon have been going down and down for the last few years. Muri - After having your tantric massage, tell us about it. I liked it, but it is not for everyone. Great to see that this board is alive and kicking!
Budget Project
On this Saturday I finished a truly sexual week. I withdrawed 150 euros and ended up spending 90 € for hunting purpose. I stopped at my personal favorite spot in Lumiar, Rua Agostinho Neto and checked out the available four beauties. Joana was very comprehensible that the choice was not to my demands and I left after a Martini in the girls company. Expense: Zero.
Called 96 862 23 56 a phone number that sticks to an apartment at Rua Pascoal de Melo, 44, 2nd floor left, and was greeted by a brasilian blond called Lara, She was fully dressed and I guess she is in her early thirties and looked quite nice and was really a nice company while she introduced me to the other women. All of them Brazilians. They offered me a drink and I rated the girls 6 out of 10 points because all were a tiny bit to chubby. Price is 50 euros for 25 minutes and 60 euros for 40 minutes, a bit strange. I picked Laura a tall, busty and sexy Brazilian because Lara was leaving. She is really sexy and exciting but wouldn’t do anal which was a pity for her butt looked sharp. I paid 60 euros which was a mistake since I was way to horny and the show was OK but I lasted only 20 minutes with a nice and strong Brazilian CBJ, followed by sex in three positions, she handles a man like an experienced woman, allowing a little cuddling and fooling around. After my less-glorious finish she massaged me for a bit and we parted knowing that this session will have to be repeated for the truth of facts to be rewritten. The girls told me that this house is exclusive for girls arriving from Brasil and that normally they have like a choice of 7 girls. They are open from noon till 04 in the morning. A nice place, with telly and bar that is easily reachable by Metro or car, it is located just in front of the glorious Beer-house «Portugalia», the oldest beer factory in Lisbon. I consider it a must for tourists as well as for local studs that want to prove themselves to a Brasilian chica.
Next I passed by the street scene at Rua Artilharia Um and Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca and picked up a Romanian girl, there were about 8 Romanian chicas available, a few looked really good and I got a CBJ in the car for 15 euros by a busty skillful sucker.
Next I moved my ass to a few bars, looking for a few friends and ended up drinking till 2 in the morning in some of the memorable establishments that Lisbon offers their noble visitors. I have been thinking about giving some information about the night scene in Lisbon, good restaurants and bars to help people that just drop by for a weekend or so, but maybe I would just be filling in some pages that are not of interest to other readers, so if you still want to have my opinion about places where to eat, drink or engage in contact with the local female population just PM me and I will try my best.
Late that night I returned to the street scene and approached a Portuguese, tall brunette that I had never seen there and she finished me in the car for 15 euros with a glorious CBJ.
Overall expenses: 60 euros+15 euros +15 euros = 90 euros
Between expending 100 euros in Lumiar or 90 euros in this mix I just have to say that it’s two completely different programs. While in the later program you get to see a lot of different women and I know that I was lucky to find some superb street scene in the first approach you get the company of a woman for an hour or even an hour and a half at your disposal.~
Have fun and visit my post at the Sexual Addiction section.
Thanks for the report people, some accomplished writers here obviously.
Muri, thanks for considering my suggestion. Just in the last few days a lot of information has been posted about addresses/prices. Can we not have a simple table where this can be added? It will all be lost otherwise.
And I have asked for a change in handles, not wacky as Muri suggested, but it will do.
Hello again!
Finally another report by Spud!
It was almost midnight and I was going back to home, after some coffee in the other side of the river, when I thought, why don't make a short cut, and pass by Rua Artilharia Um and Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca zone, to check the girls. I'm not a street scene guy, and in addiction I didn't have any pocket money, so it was a simple check up.
But, my eyes simply couldn't believe what they saw. In one corner a lovely and pretty Portuguese girl, and in the opposite side other great girl around the some age, a little more skinny, with a more radical style. I stop by the first one, she was a dream (boys, she was really nice, nothing like the normal street scene girls in the area), she asked me 35 euros for a complete fuck (including anal) in a nearby "pensão", I repost 25 euros without anal, she said no 3 times, and I moved to the next stage. There she is, very cool, very (in Portuguese) "drede", with a nice figure, her name Mariana. She ask me for the same as the first, and I said yes, I only could say yes. She step in the car, we stop by a "Multibanco" to get some money and we went to the pension.
The "pensão" is real near, is a 2/3 minutes drive. The only claim that I have, is from the place, it's bad, it's real bad, no next time for sure, I prefer to pay more 10 euros. But the girl was new around that zone, so she didn't knew other places to go, and me ether. One thing, the 35 euros, includes the place too.
Now, the important thing, she is really a cute girl, 19 years old, tall and slim figure, small but perfect tits and nice ass, with a small devil tattoo in the top of backs. Negative things, she is a litter bite cold, and sometimes looks like the type "lets do it, and finish quick". We started with a CBJ, nicely done, almost made me cum. Like in other reports, we moved to my favourite position, the cowgirl, it is not great to fuck and grebe the tits on the same time?, looking to that face screaming for more (I'm dreaming now). She has a real 19th pussy, you can feel your cock being squeezed when you are inside. Let's move to all four, "cansana", smack and ride that nice ass, uhh baby, almost cumming, we made a quick change to "mother and father" position, she grabbed my ass, pushing me all inside her. I asked if I could cum on her belly, she said no, so let's fill that condom inside her. And that's it, not a such great fuck, it was very "technical", but the girl (for a street scene girl) is nice.
Girl Info:
- Name: Mariana
- Price: € 35 [CBJ + Fuck + Anal + "Pensão"]
- Body (1 to 10): 7 (A real 19th year body, perfect and small tits and ass)
- Face (1 to 10): 8
- Bj (1 to 10): 8 (CBJ)
- Fuck (1 to 10): 5
- Anal (1 to 10): - (Didn't try)
Place Info:
- Where: Street Scene - Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca (near Rua Artilharia Um, Amoreiras) [see picture attached]
- Classification for the pension: 2 (1 to 10), very old, not too clean. Recommendation: Find other place on the zone (If money is no problem, you have the RITZ and the MERIDIEN, hehehe)
NOTE: I attached a map where I found Mariana.
Spud,
Been there and believe to have seen the girls. She's in fact pretty. also, lots of foreign girls. The immigration of foreign girls to Portugal (is it the Euro 04?) may put the streets of Lisbons alive again. Let's see.
Other news - IMPERIO ROMANO was a great massage house near TECNICO. On the expensive side - 100 Euros - this was a place with great girls. Had some of the best fucks of my life in that place. About a year ago the place closed - don't know why, but it may have been because of problems with the neighbours. Now I have just read in the paper that the place is opening again, now at Avenida Almirante Reis. Let's hope they keep the quality standarts of the previous place. I may go there this week. Wait and I will keep you informed.
Maybe we could think of organizing an event with a couple of the contributors. Something like dinner and opera, or dinner and a visit to the historic places of Lisbon ... or dinner, beer, wine and girls? What do you think?
A dinner and some sightseeing - or whatever the group decides - is a great idea. Even though I am not a 'regular contributor' I will attend (if invited and if I am there at the time).
As you can see I am still Member #1274. My attempt to have my handle changed failed - someone else had already claimed my new 'identity'. So it is back to the drawing board to come up with a new handle.
I think the event could be good ideia, I vote for that.
Zen, the two girls that I saw in Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca were Portuguese, I didn't saw any other young girls, maybe because it was monday and was full of cops around.
Best Regards to all,
Spud
Count me in for dinner and maybe some désert. I guess that would drive things to a new pattern. If we can´t reach the level of Buenos Aires we can surely level the form to a much higher standard.
A place like Portugália where you can have dinner till late might be a starting point.
Have a great weekend
I will be in Lisboa this weekend. What is the best casa/boite at present time? I did not have a chance to monger in lovely Lisboa for several months. Any recommendations?
Carlos Primeros
Hi
I am Portuguese but I live in Brussels but tell me when and where is the dinner and I will be there.
I will be in Lisboa from 7 till 12 April.
Cheers
PRS
Repor on Lisbon Night Fever (LNF)
This is not New York, neither Buenos Aires but believe me there is a lot of action going on. If you are a tourist, settle down in your hotel where ever that may be and take the first night for your own. Forget about the silly phone numbers and check out the regular scene.
The night scene is divided in something like 4 major spots:
1.Bairro Alto
This is an old part od the city, it is absolutely safe and you may find a lot of restaurants, bars and a few discos that shake this beautiful neighborhood from say 9 in the evening till 3 in the morning, after that you may only find the real great spots with some local help. The atmosphere is great, a lot of students around, hip people, try to wear something casual otherwise you will look kind of a fool/geek in the middle of the street. This neighborhood used to be active for hookers because of all the night activity, like newspapers being printed, student bars etc… It´s a real beauty and leaving Lisbon without having dinner in the Bairro Alto will be like going to Havana and missing the Malecon!
2.Avenida 24 de Julho
This is a long avenue, just on the river that handles something like 100 bars and bistros on a lane of 3 km. A lot of places from Cais do Sodré at the closest point to the city of Lisbon till Alcântara, passing Santos, two neighborhoods that are really known for their bars. You can find anything like the most expensive club (Kapital) till a burger tend on that avenue. The best time to visit will be from 12 in the evening till 06 in the morning.
3.Alcântara
At th e end of the Avenue 24 de Julho you can find a neighborhood with something like the 4 most hottest bars in Lisbon. Pulsar is a Bar for hip people that will challenge the natural Portuguese chica (modern place, young audience from 20 till 30). Rockline is the bar for the Heavy Metal music Fan (the barmaids wear a bikini). Alcântara Terra/Mar the restaurant and bar for the connoisseur in his early thirties with lots of beautiful rich Portuguese chicas around (and some less rich but marvelous womenfrom 25 till 40). By the way their food is excellent, really worth a try.
4.The Docks (Docas)
This is a a dockyard where you can expect to finf something like 15 bars and restaurants. There is something for everyone around, rockmusic, barsilian tunes, hip-hop, mainstream, whatever!
The nice thing about this area is the fresh riverside, and the incredible audience that will fill up this part of the city like a pouring beer glass week after week. People that mingle here are out for the hunt and the chicas are really worth it for they wear the sexist outfits in the Lisbon Evening and most of them belong to the middle class and are their for quite easily stunned by your gentleman behaviour. Close to the riverside docks are a few discos that were build later out of stockyards also worth a visit.
If I was visiting Lisbon I would appreciate a program like this:
1.Dinner at the Bairro Alto (just Pm for a nice place of your taste of food type)
2.A walk on the Avenida 24 de Julho Between 12 and 1 in the mornig for a beer or two (and maybe you would end up staying for the rest of the evening)
3.Heading down to the docks to visit 3 bars from 1 till 3 in the morning
4.At 3 and 4 in the morning You will either get back to the hotel in good company or visit one of the Discos at the Dockside facing the inland because they will be burning on fire till 7 in the morning)
This ride would not cost you more that 15 euros, starting and ending at any hotel in the center of Lisbon. If you withdraw 100 euros you will have dinner, drinks, drinks, cab fares, drinks and entries to bars and discos and more cab fares till the last cab drops youout at your hotel at 7 in the mornig.
If you appreciate the more modern trends there is a an absolute must called: LUX, the best disco in Lisbon in terms of lightning, sound, architecture, and service, but it will only be something for someone looking for the hippest and trendiest place in Lisbon.
Lisbon is a beautiful place with beautiful people and it is absolutely worthwhile having a night out on your own and facing the population, meeting people and making some friends; people are really open minded to foreigners and believe me they will challenge you! Use this opportunity and in the next morning you can always visit the nurse at any apartment from 10 or 11 in the morning on till late night Saturday.
Have lots of fun in Lisbon
Set out for a tantric massage and ended up going through the Praça Figuiera and being detained by the sight of a new and appetising Romanian, Magdalena, the best of all names for a girl in this trade, with a petite slim agile body dressed in tight white jeans. A fine fuck, repeated on the following day, leaving the tantic massage for another time. Second time, Muri went for a cheap lunch after Magdalena, and on his return saw Irina and Mariana being bundled into a cop car by the boys in blue. Just a routine check, apparently: they were back on the street next day.
tantric massage
a pleasant, not ecstatic, experience at duque de avila, number 6, which is at the far end of that street and meant a long, anticipatory, healthgiving walk from saldanha.
a magnificently gloomy old apartment building with one of those iron-gated rattly lifts. a sweet but very ugly girl showed muri to the room and told him that the therapist (terapeuta) would be along in a minute. almost ten minutes later she returned to say would you please move to another room, the therapist will join you shortly.
muri almost walked out, but decided to be patient, and was soon introduced to lucianne.
she is a stout amerindian brazilian. not by any means the kind of lady muri would choose to fuck, but as we know fucking is not the game here and he suspected rightly that there would be some stimulating heft and pressure in those broad shoulders and plump thighs.
so it proved. after a slow start - the room and the massage oil were cold at first - the experience warmed up in every sense and muri's body, ravaged by stress and football, began to unloosen under the firm hands of lucianne. she did an excellent and energetic, but completely unsexy job.
then, after a pleasant half hour, she pulled muri's legs up over her shoulders, told him to breathe deep, and began slowly to masturbate him. now you can call this adolescent behaviour if you like (what's wrong with adolescence, don't we all remember those days of permanent heat?) but muri had prepared for this excursion by not having an orgasm for five previous days, and wanking himself to near completion two nights running, just so as to shoot a nice big fountain in the tantric massage.
ater all if the lady is going to see the shot rather than feel it burst inside a condom, let it be a big, proud one.
very very slowly lucianne increased the rhythm, and eventually the moment came, with a fine plume of sperm.
unforgettable look on lucianne's face - triumph and fascination - as, still gripping firmly, she saw the creamy results of her exertions. women do like to see this, a fact which justifies muri's rather childish hoarding.
as a previous correspondent has said, some of the time one is enjoying the massage, some of the time one just wants to fuck.
an experience to be repeated every three months or so, but no more.
mur
An excellent meeting with King Carlos Primero in rainy Lisbon on Saturday night. Following Zé D's directions we enjoyed an imperial in Portugalia and then tried the Brazil house in Rua Pascoal de Melo just opposite. Carlos took a very sweet tall slim young mulatta, Muri opted for Gisele, a firm petite, redhaired, small-breasted 24 year old from Belo Horizonte, who caught the eye and raised the cock in her tiny bikini.
Muri enjoyed a lovely fuck, with sensational vaginal contractions to bring him to his finish: he will be back for more of Gisele. Carlos found his beautiful mulatta rather inexperienced.
Drinks and conversation followed in a rowdy rugby-watching Irish bar (FUCK we lost to France) before Carlos departed to try his luck in the boites.
One could say a great deal about this entertaining evening, but discretion rules: so no details except to state that Carlos is a charming, educated and well travelled weltmeister who loves Lisboa and whose company on this wet, erotic evening was a pleasure.
see you again, Carlos,
Mur
Been to IMPERIO ROMANO, the new house in Avenida da Almirante Reis Not very exciting, although facilities are pretty good. Parade of 3 girls, none to die for. Chose Sara, a blonde Brasilian girl.
Place: Imperío Romano, Avenida Almirante Reis.
Girls: 3; picked Sara
Looks: 6
Skills: 6 (she does A without a problem, but too mechanical)
Facilities: 8
I am sure this place will get better. Opened last week and you feel that.
What is that Brasil House in Rua Pascoal de Melo? Never heard of it. Please tell me more.
Thanks a lot Muri for the nice company on Saturday evening and thanks a lot to Zé Duron for the good info on the "casa" across from Portugalia. We enjoyed it. The girls had been really sweet and nice.
One thing I have to remark: when the girls are young, they try to please you but they do not have the experience. Therefore I tend to opt for a girl which is let´s say around 25. They know what they do and mostly they do it very well.
Zé - we should have one time a meeting in Lisboa - similar to the honourable A.M.A. meetings which King Jax is presiding in B.A.
Finally I have to say that I had now the opportunity to meet several of the board-members in person and I was every time surprised what well-educated, discrete and joyfull gentlemen the members are. It is good that King Jackson is ruling with an iron fist and keeps this board clear of "not so desirable" members.
Carlos Primeros
Thanx guys,
And let me tell you I am in for a meeting in the near future, just PM me for further contact.
"A união faz a força!"
I got lots of work and there is only time for hunting on week-ends for the nearest future.
Stay in shape
Flower Zen,
we had been there on Saturday around 9.00 p.m. 6 nice girls were available, all from Brazil. Price € 70,- Worthwhile going there. I had a mulata, Glecy, 19 years old, body 8, effort 9, experience 5. Muri had another chick with better performance. I will go back and simply try another girl.
Carlos
Hello people,
No action in last weeks, to much work and not to much money. I want to try that new place at rua Pascoal de Melo, I simply love hot brazilian girls.
One question, I saw a post in Correio da Manha, about a Aerobic teacher at Cascais, I call her, she's great at the phone with 33 years old, does someone know something about her?
"Cascais... 967831317... Professora... Aeróbica... Sensual... Privado! Apareça!"
Thank you very much, and good hunting.
Best regards, Spud
Spud, you will certainly enjoy Rua Pascoal de Melo. Let us know.
As promised, Mur decided to head out on the comboio to Cascais to check Europe's westernmost ladies. Not knowing his way round the place, the worry was getting lost in the labyrinths of new apartments back of the touristy part. But luck was on his side: first advert he phoned, 'Sofia sozinha em casa' she said 'right by the Hotel Bahia' and so it proved to be. Bang in the middle of Cascais, the bureaucrats of the municipality are only 100metres away from the small apartment of this plumpish horny blonde Portuguese chick who relieved Muri of €50 then sucked him and fucked him until he could do no more than stagger out into the sunlight and take refuge in the very nearby Irish Bar. Sofia is obviously nervous about neighbours so it would not be right to give her address, but the advert is not hard to find and although this lady will not become an all-time favourite she definitely comes with the recommendation of
Murilloa
Hi - I was at Imperio Romano on 8 April at 6 pm. They had 4 girls ranging from 6 -8. Took Alexandra, a Brazilian mulata. Was good, not too exciting. She did her job but sh let you feel that it is just a job.
The facilities are really nice and I think that they should get some better girls. Than this place will rock.
Carlos
Greetings...
Raunchy plans for the Easter weekend did not materialise, and instead of late night action with a fellow monger Mur opted for a morning journey, once again on the yellow train. He had his thoughts on the aerobics teacher in Cascais mentioned by Spud, but scanning the paper on the train he saw:
'Parede, Profesora, oral divina, insaciavel, 968880908'.
So off the comboio at Parede, a call answered in (comprehensible) Brazilian Portuguese told him to proceed to Avenida Gago Coutinho. Suitably named street, it commemorates a pioneer aviator who was among the first to fly the Atlantic to Brazil, in the 1920s, and one can guess that like many modern jet travellers, he arrived with a sigh of relief and eased the tension by fucking garotas for seven days solid.
We digress. Aided by a strategically placed municipal map, Muri was soon flying over the the target area, "opposite the Shell gas station, behind the video club." Further details it would be unfair to provide, but suffice to say a very discreet location. Mur crashlanded into a dark bedroom with only a faint red light. Having flown in through bright sunlight he could not see a fuckin' thing, but perceived dimly that he was in the presence of a plumpish 30something chocolate Brazilian lady, not usually his cup of tea but dammit he had bravely flown all the way to the suburbs, so he was going to fuck...
However, once divested of €50, and his clothes, our herioc aviator found that he was getting no elevation. He caressed the lady's ample thighs with one hand and set the other to work on his joystick, but still no altitude. Luckily he was in the hands of a good flight instructor. She flung him backwards on the bed, bent over him and took the sorry sagging member into her mouth. Regular readers will remember that Mur disapproves of BBBJ, but this was a time for emergency measures, like that interesting moment when the yellow plastic masks pop out and dangle in front of your face in the cabin and you see your whole life flashing back and you wish you had fucked more girls before dying... (this has happened to Muri, but he lived to tell the tale, and, shit! we are digressing again).
Teacher really knew how to suck. Within 30 seconds the flimsy little machine had turned intself into a fully loaded Jumbo, bound for São Paulo. Soon Mur was able to turn the cockpit on to automatic pilot and make a daring low dive into the lush wet rainforest, where the ground temperature was high and the risk of inflammation great, and humidity at 99%.
Well, enough metaphor, let's give the basic information:
€50 bought a fine uncovered blow job and a long, long fuck, with orgasms for both.
Post coital conversation was intelligent, the lady really is an educated person.
Afterwards, a walk through the happy, lovely suburb of Parede, drinks in two local bars, shopping in a colourful friendly market, lunch in an excellent restaurant, reminded Muri why he stays in Portugal. Parede is the kind of place that is dying in Britain and Germany, and has never existed in the US of A.
What looked like being a sad day, turned out to be a glorious one.
Mur
Demon is Back!
It's been a while and it really makes me wonder of how much I dig this hobby. But let me stay of these flying away thoughts and lets keep it to the essential.
First some news: Victória is back at São Sebastião da Pedreira, check out some earlier reports for more info on this gorgeous slender Portuguese chica. For me I think it has been my last visit to her since we don’t get that chemical, but maybe it’s just me, because she is still a beautiful woman.
Second think about how many times you can get DFK (Deep French kissing), BBJ and above all CIM in Portugal’s hunting resorts? This is, IMH opinion out of bounds in most of the cases. But let me tell you friends that it happened once again to Mr Zé D.
The chick, a dyed blond called Carina, about 165 cm tall, very nice figure, she is Portuguese but her body looks Brazilian with a lot of smooth curves and a nice skin. She is not as pretty as Victória but she has the right attitude and is a lot of fun. I would rate her 6 for Face, 7 for Body and 9 for attitude.
You can visit her at Avenida Gago Coutinho, Nº 37, 1rst floor left, close to Areeiro in front of the closed Alfa Cinemas or call her at 93 487 10 29!
She is worth it! A real demon in bed! So lets hear from each others again!
What about a meeting dinner?
Been at Avenida Marquês de Tomar - Clinique de Massage is the name of the place. About 6 girls. Chose Márcia, a 25 y.o. Brasilian. A little on the fat side but a great pair of tits. The truth is that I was feeling like party and she looked just like that. 100 Euros for one hour. Great BBBJ and after that some wild anal. BBBJ until the end and came in her mouth. Do not know what happened to my sperm, but never saw it again after my orgasm, so guess she just swallowed it. No the sexiest girl, but the girl for a wild party.
What's up!
The last reports "rock", thank you guys. This month I really didn't have the opportunity to "test drive" some of the girls mentioned here, or look for new "rides". There is to much work, and simply no money at the moment (other "priority" investments). But all this work this month, will be rewarded, and next month I have a few places where I want to go.
1. (Last ZD report) the girl Carina. That is what I call, a ride. And the best, is that I can go walking to the place from my work. So I can take a break, get a good fuck, and return to my job.
2. The aerobics teacher in Cascais. She's so fucking sweat and sexy at the phone. I really love young 20s girls, but a good "tia", around 30s, are delicious.
3. Rua Pascual de Melo place, like I posted early, I simply love Brazilian girls, they are hot, sexy, and fuck like rabbits (not all, but a good part of them). So, they deserve a visit.
This is my next monger plan, I will use 2 "tests drives" from reports post here and, for pay back, I will post a one new "test drive" here.
This is the beauty of this Forum. If you want to get a satisfied to good fuck, you use the board, and I bet you will not be disappointed. If you want to search, or have the luck to find the guru of sex, you share with others, and we all be very happy.
Best regards, Spud
P.S.: I vote for that dinner. Lets organize.
Muri has been absent from the board a while: he likes to provide longer reports but just now he has no time to say more than:
aaaaaahhhhh....!!
Zé Durón did not lie. Vitória has returned.
yours multi-orgasmically,
Mur
I am really geting curious about that Victoria Godess. Guess I will give her a test drive and let you know.
I have been here for a few days, but mostly with a woman I had met in Rio, who is now visiting Lisbon.
However - she took ill with some allergy yesterday, which gave me the opportunity to try some of the board´s recommendations.
I called Carina, got a time from her and took a taxi over. She is a very nice person - which counts for a lot - and has a pretty good figure too. Fake blonde. She does try to hurry things along, but is not crude about it. All in all a good experience which I may repeat if I get the opportunity.
For people unfamiliar with Portugal: when you get to the address ring the doorbell that is to the left (your left) of the number 1. The door will be buzzed open. For some reason No. 1 is not on the first floor - but a few flights up. It may be best for someone to say Pssst from above and follow her. But if no one shows, walk up - you will see the Number 1 on a landing. As you face it the apartment is on the left. Carina works 11 to 7, but may make an exception if you call her early (she did for me). The price was 50.
I also tried to get to Victoria, but could not locate the building. The taxi took me to Largo Sao Sebasato Pedereira, but I could not find a building number 31. There is a building 31A, but not being sure, I decided not to start shouting Victoria at the residents. I am leaving in a couple of days and there is no time to get info from the board, but I may give it another shot.
This is my first contribution to the forum, so I have to start by thanking all the esteemed colleagues for the trove of precious contributions. This is probably “the” resource on the subject, in what pertains the Lisbon region. Thank you specially Murilloa, for having put this into such a great path with your first reports back in January 2003.
“Precious” is one of the more appropriate terms I can think of. “God-send” would be another. The SW scene is really in the gutters in Lisbon, the CG are priced out of my reality (I did once pay 200 euros for a CG; she was indeed stunning and offered a decent, if one-pop-only, fuck; but 200? 200!! I still cringe at the thought of that hard won money changing hands that night…) and the likelihood will always be that most of the casas will be a disappointment.
So, this one forum is the way to share the information on the few golden pieces in the proverbial haystacks. Indeed important.
Following the heartily recommendation by ZD, I had the opportunity to enjoy Carina. BBBJ, FK, half and half, no CIM though – she was certainly worth the 50 euros. Nice girl, right attitude all in all. For 100 euros it would be possible to enjoy her and her friend simultaneously. I may still be tempted.
My first recommendation: Vanda, 916 240 702. Strictly outcall, I call her, pick her up somewhere, take her to a pensão (Mendes or Veneza, usually). BBBJ if desired, half and half, reverse half and half, CIM possible I think. Other things possible… Anyway, from 50 euros for an one-pop session, depending on one’s requirements. Late twenties, petite, recent mother, Portuguese, lovely. Some piercings. Shaved. Wonderful attitude, IMO.
She allowed me to take some photos (I told her about this posting and she agreed), they were uploaded to the right place.
Explore her. For the foreseeable future, I have other places in which to, ahem, dig.
Thank you for all the information you provide here, which I find very well documented and useful.
I come to Lisbon every single month. 3 weeks ago I was at Elefante Branco. Good option there is to buy you a bottle of gin or whatever for 150 € : you got a seat, as many soft drinks as you want, you can offer your favorite drink to some nice girl, plus some respect-ish from the old and efficient waiters. Drinks at the bar are now 15 € which isn’t cheap. Avoid by any means to order champagne - as anywhere else.
I met with a very tall blond short hair menina with big boobs (recently enhanced, ‘made in Brasil’) called Ruth. She didn’t look brasilian at all, but she was, from Curitiba indeed. Very impressive body, nice face, good conversation – in portuguese.
In bed my best souvenir is her very long/developed second pair of lips, scenic and sexy, very memorable DATY ! But service was rather so-so for a stupid 200 € : CBJ, straight fuck, quick leaving after one pop.
To sum-up: one you can proudly exhibit to your buddies, but not to die for. I’ll make another trial, there were 80 girls that Wednesday night.
Cheers
my welcome to the new people,
i didn't "yet" visit carina, but i'm already excited. the last reports about her were amazing, and the opportunity for a test drive is arriving, maybe today (30 april).
other thing, about the well known elefante branco. i never been there, but i really believe that some of the girls are very good 8's and 9's, but one thing, how many positive reports you have here about this girls. they are beautiful, but when it comes to get the job done, they really sucks, it's very mechanical, nothing or very small girlfriend attitude, and clock in full speed. and guys, 200 euros? not 200, you need to go the in the bar, 100 or 150 for the drinks, that is a total of 350 euros minimum. in lisbon, and around, for 350 euros, you can have 7 really good "fucks" with really nice girls (6's and 7's, and some 8's). if i was a football player, 350 euros are peanuts, i would take to my house 2 of that girls for an all night event. but, i'm not, and 350 euros in girls have to last approximal 3 months.
but people, i'm not against going to that kind of places, if i could, i would go there for sure. this post is only to relief some stress, sorry about that.
one more thing, with 350 euros you almost could by a ticket to brazil, and with more 350 euros you could fuck like a rabbit some really great girls , for a interrely week. and with more 350 euros, you can fuck a tv star. ;)
best regards, spud
p.s.: i'm going call carina, and test drive this girl for real. (i will post a report after that [current time 17:10])
Back for a super fresh report (test drive),
One word, superb! High recommendation! Visit Carina (check for good details in ZD and Sidhartha reports), very good attitude, really nice figure (nice , not to small, round tits, hard nipples, soft skin, great belly, superb ass). She is very sweet and very much "simpatica". In term of comparation, sorry about other Victoria fans (I'm included in the group), Carina offers a better quality job then Vitoria, the 10 € difference are deserved (I don't know if Vitoria keep the 40 euro value). If I have to chose one, I will select Carina, if I have to chose again, I probably select Carina again. Finally, the place is really nice, very clean and safe.
So I'm in a big dilemma, do I go visit de Aerobics ("tia") teacher at Cascais, there is no report about her, but she sounds really nice, very sweet and sexy, or do I visit the lovely Carina again, and for sure the all time with her will be superb (I could visit her again, right now, she can be a all night fuck for sure).
Great weekend for all, Benfica for second, Spud
hunting in the afternoon:
first of all: welcome green banana, harry hymes and sidhartha.
hi to muri, flower zen, spud and carlos primeros
“i miss some good hunting on a saturday afternoon!”
well as i stated a few days ago, i felt that i had to clear my sight and regain some practice on sharp shooting! as it was a holyday i guessed that a lot of places were having a long weekend off but still i managed to call some new places and made it to check out for some new deer in the bush! well to tell you the truths the places were ok but the chicas weren’t that thrilling, either a bit to full, a bit to uninterested or simply not to the point. i strongly considered adonis at the rua braamcamp as stated earlier by a mate from the forum but i didn´t have the number with me. as i am still in a lot of work and there won’t be that many chances in the next weeks (one never knows) i decided to head down to lumiar and check out joana´s babies! she is now pregnant in the 8th month and i still consider her a charm of her own! she is carrying a boy, believe it or not i told her that, that boy had been growing in a deluxe environment! as usually she made sure i was comfortable and introduced me to marisa and diana, assistants that i already had seen on former visits and to two girls i hadn´t seen yet. one was a brazilian petit blond (dyed) in her early twenties who just got of the ship last week, you could tell. i passed as she did not appeal to my wishes and i was introduced to beatriz a real tall and elegant morena. she is about 1,70m has a very slender figure and she really has all the ingredients to be a cliché andalusia beauty girl. her eyes are dark and almost oriental with a lovely slender pair of lips that make out to a very beautiful smile and even deadlier nasty look in the proper ambience. her skin is naturally dark but absolutely white, not mulatta. she wears her hair dark and long. she looked great in tight jeans and her medium high heels! her facial beauty is only recognizable on a closer look, especially the combination of smile and eyes stretching close to oriental or south american chicas.
after some small talk with her we made it to the impeccable room where i was offered a second martini on the rocks. she got me an ashtray and carried on the talk in the room for a while. she was still dressed as i like it, hate it when the girls take off for a 5 or 10 minute break and drop by full naked, where is the teasing. we undressed and got to have a shower in an also impeccable bathroom. in the room i asked for a massage which was the best start off as she really made it as a show half therapeutically and half sexy teasing me. she really knows how to move around, a real beauty how she mover her beaver while i was on my back! she is clearly a dominant woman who will accept a role-play if you treat her distinctively. to make it short: i stayed for a long time, as just before we were engaging to the second stronger and heavier battle she told me: “oops that was the hour warning signal!” it must have been some clock outside the room so that the girls know the what time it is, but i clearly overheard it as i did in visits before as i always stay for a lot longer then the paid hour. she maintained her coolness and we got down to business in the smoothest tranquility. we had fabulous sex, getting down on each other which she told me that a lot of guys don´t do, especially after the first round. well i contradicted her and got down twice, made a great 69 were she was really hysterically sucking me while i chugged on her clean but moistly beaver till we were one messy, sexy and wild creature. sex was possible in all the positions one can imagine as i told her that i wanted to be on top she just answered “well try to control me from there!” we switched and switched and i ended up getting a heroic ending with her legs around my torso and her feet around my neck. after the session we chilled out for another drink and shared two smokes while dressing up and while she made the bed for the next possible customer.
summary: outstanding girl. long live beatriz! we had the right chemistry going and once more joana hit the bull’s eye with this chica. while i was leaving she told me at the door that the girls were giggling in the room as we had stayed for 1h45min in which time i had two showers with her and two intercourse session with her. for 100 euros i had found myself a gorgeous girl and had 3 martinis brought to me.
address: rua agostinho neto, lote 9, 8ºb
location: lumiar,easy to find once you get there! lol!
girls available: 06/10
number of girls: 4 (three brunets and one blond)
apartment and services: 10/10
security and privacy: 10/10
would like to know if anyone else has tried this place?
To add further to my posting of a few days ago: I did see some SW on Av. Liberdade, just south of Praca da Alegria, on the west side of the street (near the car showroom). One actually approached me when I glanced at her and asked if I wanted to 'make love'. I saw them on two separate occasions quite early on - 9 - 9:30 in the evening. Two were so-so, one was a no. But I suppose the fact that they are there means some exceptional ones may show up too. One can hope!
Spud,
Since you are so ecstatic about Carina, it may interest you to know that she agreed to come to my hotel. For no extra charge, except perhaps taxi fare. (I could not schedule it because of my girlfriend. Of course if she had agreed to a threesome it would have been interesting!) So if you are reeeaaal nice to Carina she may visit you some place for an even better experience (she strikes me as someone who will respond to good treatment, not just to money). Good luck!
Where the heck is this section's guru, Muri?
Hope that some great reports will follow as expectations are always enormous to your writing and describing talent!
Stay in shape my friends
Hallo Ze,
unfortunately (or fortunately) I was for 10 days in Rio and did not have time to check the Forum. But you are right - where is Muri? I am missing his weekly colume. It is always fun to read.
Carlos
Hello again!
One more report about Carina, she is simply a knockout. Superb fuck with French kissing, start with a fabulous 69 (BBBJ), next a cowgirl position, moved to her favorite position, doggystyle, super missionary, other missionary version (don't no the name), and finish in allfour. Superb, so fucking good, dame hot girl, what a stress killer. She no 8 or 7, but is a good 6 and half, but for her attitude she deserve a 9, the place is great, lots of space to park or good transportation near bye (Metro - Areeiro station, or 4 or 5 bus routes pass next to the door). She makes me wanting to come back again, and again. But next time I'm heading to Cascais.
Best regards to all, nice weekend, good hunting, Spud.
Attention: I starting a debate over here, do you prefer 2 fucks for 50 € (single shot, no more then 30 minutes) or 1 one hour fuck for 100 € (you are the limit). Like you know you can find similar girls in both places, so take for example the some kind of girl in two situations.
Debate: Two chicas for 50 each or more than a full hour for 100 € with one girl?
I find it that I apreciate it more to stay for a longer period having some chill out time, doing games and having my break to contemplate the woman for a full hour better than the hotter, quick show for 20 min or half an hour. Altough it always depends on the girls attitude but I never stayed with a girl for the full hour that wasn´t worth it. If you stay the full hour you can chose in a calmer way, the girl will approach you in na different way. Once, at Avenida do Barsil Nº 122 as posted in earlier reports I had a brunet that was a real quick finish pro if you took the 1/2 hour. If you wanted the full hour her attitude changed completely, which was nice but absolutely fabricated, but isn´t it always? For a longer time she would do anal, but not for half an hour!
Maybe it´s just us that feel better paying more? It doesn´t seem to make sense at first but give it a thought.
Well after some good experiences last week I had my down times grantingsome second chances to some appartments that didn´t deserve them like Rua da Beneficiência as posted in earlier reports. This place is having some trouble keeping the quality levels that gentlemen like ourselves are used to. The same goes to Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira, besides Victoria the girls are not above average.
I guess that I need some new hints.
This is a repost since I never found it in the forum after I thought I had posted it, so it is a bit out of time in the sequence of my postings (two weeks)
Hi Folks,
This forum is boosting with the help of new posters and posters that found their way back to the Lisbon Section - A Cidade da Luz Branca!
Spring is beautiful in this beautiful riverside city.
The Artilharia Um Street scene is undergoing a very nice moment resently, between 22 and 02h there is some interesting market to be found.
As some of you have visited Carina I would only like to underline something: She isn´t the most beautiful chica, I rate her 6 on Face, 7.5 on Body and 9 on attitude with a lot of kissing!
Coming back to another place of my favorites: Lumiar
"Long live Joana´s girls. By the way you should always be direct with Joana, she is there to help you, to interpret the girls expectations and to fulfill your demands. After the first presentation, you can ask some of the girls for a private talk, to see how much they fancy you or your bucks!"
I stated this on a former post and let me tell you that I found myself in between 4 girls on one of this week´s afternoon´ having a hard time choosing one! Joana helped me in the most formidable and forthcoming way.:
"O que é que o Júlio quer? Uma mulher mais calma, mais fogosa, mais dadas a brincadeiras ousadas? Olha tem a Susana que tem um peitinho grande e se tiver calminha faz anal com o Zé! Tenho a certeza, deseja beber alguma coisa? Fique à vontade!"
(If a translation is needed I will provide it! FIVE STARS!
I have done little hunting in the past month really saved myself some descent amount of money by focusing on work for most of the time.
Gentlemen:
Apologies for long absence, and thank you for remembering me. The fact is, that Muri has abandoned the apartments and streets of Lisbon, as he has discovered Jesus. What joy to be born again, to walk once more in the paths of holiness and righteousness, and to depart from ever from the shores of Babylon and the company of harlots, whom I now renounce for ever to follow in the footsteps of the...
Just kidding.
It was only a depression, of mind and wallet. Sometimes there are low moments, and culture, booze, food and fucking, even administered simultaneously, will not help. You just have to hang in there and wait for the Black Dog to go [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on someone else's tree. Muri did attempt to fuck his way out of this melancholy, with Romanian action, but sweet and pretty as (some of) these girls are, they were not the cure. For those who have given up on the SW scene, however, they are well worth a look. Poço do Borratem, behind Praça Figueira. Good girls, far from home, treat 'em well.
Emerging from his down week with a lighter heart and a fuller wallet, Muri made his way to Areeiro to see what all this Carina fuss was about.
What a find, boys - another justification for the existence of this board, if any more were needed. A great, great ride.
Physically she has already been well described by distinguished colleagues, except to Muri's taste she is facially prettier than some have suggested: he likes the dyed hair, the lively eyes, the pert mouth. He more than likes the kissing and the attitude. And he has a soft spot (well actually a great big hard spot) for the thick untrimmed dark bush she carries between her smooth shapely legs, not to mention the hot treasure within. And this lady is going to be the one who converts Muri to the BBBJ. Now THAT'S what it means to be 'born again'...
Definitely one to repeat, a fine start to the summer. Also a genuinely pleasant, intelligent, 'together' young woman, it seemed, although she spoke too fast for Muri's Portuguese to achieve 100% comprehension. Thanks for the recommendation, gentlemen: we will all be returning to this sweet expert in the orgasmic arts.
Now... c'mon... which of us is going to be the first to sample the Cascais aerobics teacher? Are we scared or what?
Yours in pleasure,
Murilloa
Welcome back guru Muri,
So is that girl (Carina) a piece of "art", in the sex matter, or what? She is fucking lovelly, superb fuck.
About the aerobic teacher, I had some savings for that test drive, but some bad investements make this a bad month for that round. But next month, I will try to pass over the temptation to visit Carina, and visite this "tia".
About the Romanian girls, behind Praça Figueira, I have passed over there several times, they look young, very young indeed (between 18 and 20), never had the opportunity to stop and chat, next time maybe. Big Muri taste is well known from everybody, so let try some semi-pro young fresh foreign pussy.
Good luck too all, for me this month "test drives" are finnished, I will wait for next round(month), but always keeping posting.
Best regards, Spud
Well first of all I am absolutely glad that I introduced Carina to you!
That's why this board is so important. Let me get a few weeks back:
As I was glancing my eyes through the paper I decided to call a number about a blondie giving full head and more for 50 €. I called and got the chance to get a nice talk from a girl that was introduced as Carina, mid twenties blond and willing to give sexy awsome head on the phone. Well I got into my car thinking: "Is this just another add?" I picked the place and talked to the Mamasan and decided right away for the only twentish chica around: Carina!
We had a marvelous session with a real sexy GFE, I mean real powerful and sexy GFE!
Next I decided to "offer" this secret to this marvellous male-bonding ring and as it looks right now everyone had a piece of the pie.
An excellent part of the full cake I would say, because that is why this board is so important!
Remember this and contribute honestly because is absolutely worth it!
After Carina there is a new chica that I have to tell you about, but first I have to get her photos, (Yes that is right! Pictures of her (dressed) showing a nice GFE available in Benfica). Her name is Claudia and she is a dyed blond in her early twenties and she is the next GFE I had the luck of dropping by!
Wait and see! And contribute honestly as always!
Muri - welcome back to the real world.
Carlos
Muri,
Welcome back! Do not have much time. Just want to report that I have been at Avenida Miguel Bombarda (corner of Defensores de Chaves). Great parade of about 7 girls. Some are amazing. Been with Paula, a Brasilian girls with a brand new pair of tits. Good but not fantastic. Euro 100 for the hour. The truth is that with this weather it is easy to find a free fuck so why spend your money? I am saving for Winter ...
Like other correspondents recently, Murilloa does not have much time. Nor money after a trip to London and a wild party there. (see the relevant section of our noble community) Parties are the latest thing in London, typically a luxury apartment and four hours action for 15 guys and 4 girls, with refreshments 'on the house' Not everyone's taste, perhaps, and certainly not for every day, but Mur hopes that some Lisboa entrepreneur might set up this kind of activity in our lovely city. There is certainly no shortage of girls just now.
Indeed we are spoiled for choice, 'embarras de richesse' as our brave French allies say, and Muri had an attack of 'paralysis syndrome', in the Baixa on Thursday. He had an imperial, a copy of Correio da Manhã, €50 to spare and a free hour. So many advertisements, it was impossible to decide on the next move: and he's sitting in Rossio, at the Suiça, with the Romanians only 200 metres away...
Recent visitors to this board will not be surprised to hear that after a ten minute period of numb-minded brain-dead indecision, Muri disappeared into the Metro as if compelled by some demonic force, lured by some Erlkönig of the underworld. He had just enough consciousness to offer 65 cents to the dark gods of the nether regions: and after ten minutes in an infernal machine, he emerged, a blinking zombie, into the bright sunlight at Areeiro.
Yes, Carina again, to get greeted like a long lost friend and laid like a prince. If all the world's working girls were like this, we guys would either be reduced to whimpering blobs of jelly after a week, or die of starvation while sitting in bars in Rossio wondering who to do next.
Best moment: Carina thought Mur was about to explode in missionary position - she froze him and said "mas agora minha posição preferida - não vou perdoar!" (apologies for Mur's bad written Portuguese) "Now for my favourite position, I'm not going to let you off..."
And that blissful position is doggy style, as many of you contented colleagues know.
Muri was a very happy hound. First yapping, then barking, then howling with pleasure. Must have been heard alll the way to the horrible 'Rock in Rio' arena at Bela Vista.
However, next week he will try to be resolute and strong. Instead of going back to Carina or Victoria, or snatching quickies in Poço do Borratem (which has just been officially declared a new independent Eastern European country), he will make every effort to report on something new. After all, this board is supposed to be an escape from routine and monogamy.
Also, with Euro2004 just days away, Muri plans to take his good friend David Beckham to Poço do B. and introduce him to Krisztina, from Romania, whose slim, lithe, darkhaired twenty-year-old body with tight, tight shaven pussy can be enjoyed for a starting price of €25.
This means that every time Becks touches the ball, even when he totally fucks life up for 40 million Englishmen as he did against B****L in one world cup and Argentina in the previous one, he makes enough money to have her 1,000 times. Instead, the blond dimwit gets himself crucified in the gutter press for mounting his gold-digging personal assistant, who then sells the story for £850,000.
Is anyone out there willing to pay Murilloa £850,000 for a full account of his sex games? No, he shares it gratis, with his trusty comrades on the board...
keep up the reporting, gentlemen
Murilloa
Hey Muri,
I'll be in Lisbon at the end of June. Listen, where can I find this Romanian girl, price and her description sound very right!
Do you have her info?
Lisbon Meat Market
with the upcomming European Football Championship the meat-market is full and the providers are dreaming to raise their prices. Yesterday there was an interesting article in the Correiro de Manha:
An estimated 30.000 w***es are at present time working in Lisboa, approx. 2,5 billion Euro is spent on "services"/year - therefore this is an important part of the Portuguese economy. Now Lisboa is geared up to welcome all the football-fans and the night clubs and establishments are waiting for the customers. Surprisingly there is a buyers-market and not - as the prividers like to make you thing - a suppliers market. There is a large over-supply and stiff competition. Therefore do not pay more than 50 - max. 100 € even for a genuine "10" for short-term. The girls in Elefante and Gallery are asking 200 - 300 € for a TLN which is a no-go. You get this for 100 .- 200 with an excellent performance.
Brothers - beware and keep your money thight in your fist!!!!
Carlos
Lisbon is definitely rocking and after some time away from this board, I am single and ready to start partying again!
I will definitely look into Carina as everyone speaks wonders of this lady, but from my previous reports (a while ago) you probably know that I like more the club scene. And yes this last week I went to visit both Gallery and Elefante Branco. Saw lots of new faces, but then again I haven't been there in a few months, so it is normal. But the thing that impressed me more was the number of girls at both places. It was always normal to see many girls, but this time in both clubs there were more women than men. And as Carlos said competition is very stiff!
Negotiation, negotiation, negotiation! You gotta be able to negotiate and negotiate exactly what you want. For the first time I left with a girl called Bianca from Elefante for 100 EUR... Unthinkable a few months back, now because of the competition, prices are very, very negotiable. Not the 50 EUR in some of the places mentioned in this forum, but definetely more acceptable than the 200 EUR that they used to ask for.
Plus I think the advantage in the clubs is you get to look and choose who you want, and believe me the choice superb, it is actually quite hard to pick just one.
Now that I am back in the game, gotta start checking out all these places that have been reported, but I will defintely be going by the clubs at night!!!
Tchau and happy hunting,
Mutrix
Stecino,
welcome.
Muri is not sure which Romanian girl you are talking about, the star of this board recently has been Carina, a superb lady who gives it all for €50, she is totally and triumphantly Portuguese, and is to be found at Areeiro on the green metro line.
The Romanian girls operate downtown, also green metro to Rossio. They are in their early 20s and are mostly very fresh and pretty but they are by no means GFE types, they offer the 'fast food' option and some of them are almost comically unresponsive, others get involved nicely.
For more information read carefully through the posts by Mur and his excellent colleagues, but also do not hesitate to ask again on this forum. All residents of Portugal, whether Portuguese like Zé D or estrangeiros like Muri, are determined to help make Euro2004 a success.
After all, only one team can win... but every single fan, from every single country, can get laid. And with particular reference to the fans from my country, if they are busy fucking like gentlemen, there's less chance that they will be misbehaving like hooligans.
'should you require any further information, please do not hesitate to make your inquiries through the appropriate channels'
beijinhos,
Mur
Hello Muri,
Very good reply man. Especially where you talk about the success of the Euro 2004. So I say, hail Portugal!
I know that it's a newbe question, and apologise for this but, where exactly Poço do Borratem is, and out of curiosity what does it mean if translated to English?
By the way, I was able to mark down the metro stations on the map that you have indicated with regards to Carina and the romanian chicks.
Thanks,
Stecino
Stecino,
Poço de Borratem is a street in the 'baixa' or downtown of Lisboa, behind the East side of Praça da Figueira, where there is an entrance to 'Rossio' Metro. This is a very old part of the city dating back to Roman times. Muslim Moors succeeded the Romans here, and after the siege of 1147 the Christians ousted the Muslims from the castle area and took over the waterfront and river-facing hillside.
Those Moors who were not slaughtered were allowed to dwell on the inland slope of castle hill and the area became known as the Mouraria, the Moorish district. It still bears that name. Total destruction came in 1755 with the earthquake, and the buildings of Poço do Borratem, Rua Madalena (southwards) and most of the rest of the 'baixa' date from after that. Further destruction came in recent years when the city fathers, like city fathers everywhere, tore down most of the lower Mouraria because it contained insalubrious bars and brothels. They replaced it with a faceless square, 'Martin Moniz'. North of Martin Moniz, in the 'Intendente' area, there are now plenty of... insalubrious bars and brothels. The Municipality has a grand plan to clean the area up... and life's sleazy pleasures will, of course, migrate once more.
Since time immemorial, there was a well here, and 'poço', like 'pozo' in Spanish, means a well or a spring. The well survived the earthquake, and continued to supply water to the district during the time when the neighbouring Praça had a covered marketplace.
Lisbon water, tourists will be glad to hear, no longer comes from such wells - but this one is still in existence, and you can see it in the downstairs lobby of the neat three-star Hotel Lisbon Tejo, on the corner of Poço do B. and Rua Condes de Monsanto.
On the very same corner, Larissa, Georgina, Krisztina, Lore, Mada, Irina and other young Romanians are waiting to take Stecino for a €25 quickie at a pensão 50 metres away.
Muri likes to imagine a Roman puta 2,000 years ago, or a Muslim slave girl, just 1,000 years ago, hanging out by the well, hoping for a willing client, exactly where the tight-jeans Romanian girls are selling pussy today. It is, after all, the 'world's oldest profession'.
If historical curiosity tempts you to go see the well - and it is cute and interesting - don't take one of the girls along because the hotel is respectable and you will be slung out of there like shit off a shovel. And do not attempt Georgina: although Mur has not yet been driven to the desperation of fucking an inflatable doll, Georgina gave him a good impression of what that must be like.
And 'Borratem'? No idea, not a modern Portuguese word, probably the name of a long dead and forgotten monger.
Horny dreams to you in your long sleep, comrade Borratem!
Happy hunting to you, Stecino!
Mur
Thank you Muri,
Once again you have been very helpfull, be it the historical facts concerning that specific area of Lisbon and also the info on the chicas and their roaming areas.
Listen, I hope I'm not boring you with all this questions.
Do you know the area of Rua de Dona Estefania? On the map it's between the Instituto Superior Technico and Hospital Dona Estefania. If you happened to know, is it a good area?
Thanks,
Stecino
Stecino,
This time you have Muri beaten, both for whoring and for history. The area around Instituto Técnico has been mentioned as an SW enclave, and so has the Rua Artillheria I. But these are late night haunts, and Murilloa seeks his pleasures between 1700 and 2100 before retiring to bed to be fresh for work in the morning, like a good, willing slave of global capitalism. So the late night SW scenes, as well as the famous clubs, need to be described by other specialists - and indeed there are some excellent reports, especially about the clubs, on this board.
I'm sure Zé D. is just about to come out of hiding to give you a hand, Stercino. But keep asking the questions and we will do what we can. Make sure to leave just a little time between fucks for watching football during Euro2004. Which is your team?
Muri
Looool,
Muri you crack me up man. You have very good scence of humor.
I didn't mean to ask you such a challenging question, it just happens to be the street that I'll be staying on, when I visit Portugal. I just wanted to know, what kind of area that is. When you say clubs, what kind of clubs are you refering to? Disco or chica? :)
Oh no fucking during the game. Unless the match is boring as hell, maybe like when the Germans play. As to my team, that would be Italia. Tight shirts, tight shorts, long hairdue and every complaining. One will ask, why the hell do you cheer for them, Roberto Baggio isn't playing for them anymore. In that case maybe Holland or France I would say.
Who is your team? Portugal?
Stecino,
You are well placed there. If you got a map of Lisbon and drew a circle centred on Dona Estefania and extending to the limits of a ten-minute walk or a five minute taxi ride, almost all the houses of sport and recreation, clubs and SW markets mentioned on this board would fall within the circle. The clubs are very close by: again Mur is not the expert here, but others know this scene (hey, wake up club men, and give our prospective guest Stecino a hand!).
The only exceptions are the venues in Benfica mentioned by Zé D., and Mur's escapades on the Cascais railway line: Muri was out to São João again on Tuesday: lovely Sofia has gone, but he enjoyed plumpish blonde MILF Rita who is not physically his cup of tea as he likes slim young latinas. However, this lady's enthusiasm was all-conquering: recommended for those who like ample maturity.
Muri's team is England, then Portugal, then Italy. Romania haven't qualified this time, otherwise he'd be 'backing' them. If the boring Germans or the arrogant French win the trophy, Murilloa intends to commit suicide by having unprotected anal sex with every Brasileira in town.
Nothing more to report as this weekend has been a sexual washout for the frustrated
Mur
Stecino,
At the request of the guru Muri, I am ready to answer any and all your questions regarding the clubs (both the chicas and regular discos).
I posted a lengthy report on the chica clubs in Lisbon a while back so if you look for it you will find all the necessary information. All of the information is still very real, and the only things that have changed is that there are a lot more girls in the clubs (because of the EURO I think). The direct consequence of this is that competition among them is much tighter, which in turn gives you a lot more negotiating power.
Like I said in previous reports, negotiate everything including how much time you will be together, how many times ect... or else they will leave as soon as you are done. But the most important advice is be nice to them, if you are nice and treat them well, they will enjoy themselves more and make it a better experience.
As to my team, definitely Portugal. I am Portuguese so I have to root for them, even though I don't think they stand a chance. But it will be fun going to the games and the whole atmosphere around Portugal will make it a very fun and exciting month.
During this month I will not be roaming the chica clubs or any of the houses as I have a bet to win with some friends. We are playing our own EURO cup and during the first rounds we have to try to get with a Greek chick, a Spanish and a Russian. And the bet continues until Portugal gets eliminated... So I am concentrating all my efforts on this for the next month.
If you have any questions that I can help you with, just PM or post a message and I will get back to you ASAP.
Happy hunting,
Mutrix
Hi guys,
I have just come from Zé Duron’s much recommended Lumiar haunt.
There were 2 girls, one called Marisa (short, fatty, nice smile) and the other Bruna (higher, better body). I went with Marisa.
The price, be advised, is 100 euros. That got me 2 pops, some caressing, CBJ (as CBJ go, these were probably the best I experienced), sex in a few positions, including a nice reverse CG, and some pounding anal, which the girl took in her stride. And a somewhat competent massage lovely delivered that was a nice touch.
Contrary to Muri, I am all for OWO, as they say in his country. Rodney Moore, who makes a living with facial cumshots, has a good article in AVN (go to Google and search for “rodney moore avn anal creampie”, without the quotes, it will appear in first place) which pretty much sums up what I believe in (the adult movie business in California is going through some well deserved dire straights right now for pushing the envelope stupidly).
I have been enjoying BBBJs from a diverse spectrum of girls for the last 18 years and never had a single health problem related to it. Maybe I am just lucky, but I don’t buy that. Luck and me are not related. (btw, I cover for everything else.)
Well, I don’t think I’m returning there, but the place is indeed a classy joint and the girl was extremely nice, with a sweet smile. The price for going with 2 for one hour would have been 150. Recommended if you can dish the money.
It´s been quite a while since my last report and a lot has happened since.
Late spring brings out the best in me, hoping and expecting to find a beautiful woman on every corner of this city. June has started in it´s best condition with a few parties on weekends some sun bathing on the beach and a lot of checking out for the freebies! I have recollected a few people in the past month as workis slowing down and I always felt it to be sinful as the devil to work hard for most of the summer! This is the time of the year I try harder to fish for the "free sardine" around the city of Santo António. The beachside is just getting hotter from weekend to weekend from Lisbon down to Albufeira going tru Vila Nova de Milfontes, Zambujeira do Mar the sea is packed with girls that are just waiting for the right approach expecting a mixture of gentleman and sexgod! After training all winter with the pros I feel quite sure about my sexual technics. SO long it´s been a great line of victories, a new beaver every week or at least some develish foreplay. God don´t abandon me for this summer!
So fortunatly I have had some time off from our sweet hobby.
I still mmanaged to seek for a new low budget appartment where you may encounter 3 portuguese chicas. Their contact is:93 320 31 81
I took Bruna a slender petit brunet with some blood and atitude from India, she was spicy. Hot slender body, elegant legs wearing high heels and a black negligé, sexy with her small breats and her beautiful tinny ass. She gave good head and we had a short 25 minute show for 30 euros were you gat a CBJ and sex in positions to your request but no anal.
That same day I tried the Imperio Romano, here is their add:
Império Romano. Somos a sua Tentação. Combata o Stress. Relaxe connosco, somos lindíissimas. Visite-nos sem compromisso. Experimente nossos banhos espuma. Jacuzzi, banho turco, hidromassagem. Bar, ar condicionado. Música ambiente. Tel.218482255- 218482258. Tm.914953233- 967920779. PS: Parque Alameda a 150metros
I also tried these other two:
Centro do Prazer... No Coração Lisboa... Belissimas Assistentes... Combata... Stress... Relaxando... Connosco... Portuguesas... Angolana... Brasileiras... Indiana... Espanhola... Venha Conhecer-nos. Aberto das 10/22H, Segunda a Domingo... 91.814.89.02 96.847.09.20
Andreia E Assistentes. centro Lisboa- 10 Beldades Convidam-no a Experimentar Os Nossos Banhos De Espuma, Jacuzzi, Hidromassagem, Bar, Música Ambiente, Tv e Dvd C/filmes. Seg a Sáb Das 10h às 22h. visite-nos. 969219976- 919342654- 932214696.
I was looking for a real brothel not just a nice apartment as the one in Lumiar I love to atend to. I was looking for porn style women and I was quite surprised with the outcome.
Imperio Romano is a basement at Avenida Almirante Reis, the building doesn´t look that nice from the outside but the interior has had a pornish refurnishment, all the rooms have a jacussi, there is a tinny bar etc... Tha woman that atended the door. a very nice looking sexy Brasilian woman in her early forties showed me around and told me that only 2 girls were available on that saturday. One of the girls, a dark blonde, had implanted medium big bubbies something I have never tried and I regret not having taken her back on that day. The other girl I recognized from another apartment. This place is worth ckecking out for 80€ 40 min-session or 120 euros 75 min session with several pop ups!
The other places were also visited by your fellow monger poster and in the first I met4 girls ranging from 5 to 7 and in the second I managed to get introduced to 8 out of 10 girls ranging from 5 to 8 almost all brasilian.
I ended up not taking any part of the cake as I intended to meet a friend and check out this place in Alcântara he had been talking about: Rua Amadeu de Sousa, Nº 51? Tel: 96 711 81 41
We found two chicas a blond and a brunet both a 7,5 to 8 I took Nicole a tall elegant brunet, 6,5 face, 8 body, and a real tender but pornish experience. For 50 euros you get one shot in 45 minutes and for 70/80 a full hour and believe me they are worth it. The girls and the place that belongs to a brasilain nice mamasan are top clean and safe and the girls wear nice expensive clothes, negliges and great taste high heels!Drinks are for free and parking around that very nice area of Alcântara was easy. Incredible nice place and they are open 24 hours and I can only hope that in the future I might find more chicas around.
Coming to the next topic: Street scene
The street scene was really improving but out of nothing the police started to patrol the areas cracking down the ambiance, it got to scary for me because I don´t wanne go showing my papers with a romanian or portuguese street girl in my car. Or with my pants down, just imagine it: "Mr officer I was just...!"
What a pity but fortunatly the free sessions are rolling and the month of June is just begining!
PS: I found this on the net
Has anyone tried this site?
www.ishtaragency.com
What about a meeting in late June?
Howdy!
I will be in Lisbon In July (10-16) and am looking for info. My apologies, but this particular forum is a bit hard to follow for a newbie.
I see many post about Carina. All positive so may be worth a visit. What is the cost involved here and how might I arrange a visit? Is she strictly in-call or can I arrange a hotel visit?
Also, I am looking particularly for BBBJ with CIM. Suggestions?
I prefer LT at my hotel, but the Euro to Dollar exchange is killing me so this may not be possible. Suggestions?
BTW: Most likely hotel is the Sheraton Lisboa.
As always, all advice and suggestions are welcome. If anyone is in town over the same period, maybe a party is in order.
Gentlemen!
A tip of the hat to the most honorable posters on this board. You guys have a vibrant discussion going here, fantastic stuff!
I too (like Former Lurker) will be in beautiful Lisboa just after Euro 2004 (too bad) and so I am diligently doing my homework. I have read through all the posts back to October 2003. That took a really long time, but some of you guys are such fantastic writers, it was a downright pleasure (I wont name names, as I fear I may leave someone out, but everyone knows who the real leaders are here)! Most of what has been posted is very useful and extremely detailed, but I have a few questions that I was hoping someone might be able to help with.
First: Modesty aside, I consider myself a man of the world, having traveled extensively and speaking several languages fluently. Sadly, however, I speak not a single word of Portuguese. The other languages that I speak will not be of help either (Japanese, Korean, a little German, some Russian, etc.). So my question is this: how difficult is it if you don't speak Portuguese? Obviously I plan to brush up on some essential vocabulary, but beyond basics like obrigado and por favor, I don't think I will have the time to learn anything substantial. Has anyone out there tried their hand at the game in Lisboa without speaking any Portuguese? If so, perhaps you can recount your experiences.
Second: the apartments. Is it necessary to call before you go, or can you just show up? This is related to my first question, since not knowing the language makes a telephone call a little awkward.
Finally, given the language concerns, does anyone have any suggestions to get past this? Are there perhaps some venues that are easier to navigate without offering offense?
Much appreciated for any and all information, and I am very much looking forward to sampling what seems like a world-class scene in Lisboa!
Zé D
Always great to see you back. Mur hopes summer brings you more freebies. He kind of loses hope of them himself but then he's older than you and speaks only 'estrangeiro' Portuguese.
Will try to follow your recommendations.
Don't be shy of the Romanian chicas: Park your car and the police boys won't worry you. Go bravely on foot down Poço do B. and let them take you upstairs. Irina and Mariana were great favourites of Mur but they have moved on. Maybe they've gone back to Romania, maybe they are now in Soho, london, maybe they just married the Prince of Spain.
New Romania girl Lore you can't miss her, fake blonde curls but terrific body, responds to good treatment, pay her 40 instead of the basic 25 and watch her respond. Aviod Georgina, you are better off hoisting a sack of rotten potatoes into your bed and thrusting at it.
Since initiation into the party scene in London two weeks ago mur can't wait to see something similar in Lisbon. A challenge for all of us.
In haste
Mur
Life is Beautiful!
Well I got back sooner than I initially thought.
After a marvelous dinner with some colleagues I decided that it was time for a real screw. It was past one in the morning when I decided to call the apartment in Alcântara I posted about last time:
Alcântara, Rua Amadeu de Sousa, Nº 53, 1st floor, Tel: 96 711 81 41
The brunet tall Brazilian girl is out for a month back in Brasil but a new chica has arrived as a substitute. She is also quite tall and elegant but I didn’t fancy her enough and in fact I even forgot her name. So I was again presented to Regina, a dark blond, a real charm of a woman in her early 30s, very talk active with medium very beautiful and firm tits, a beautiful rear where you can´t even spot a single hair and a very tasty blond bush. She has a very elegant face but her body lacks a bit of workout but the essential parts are clean and really firm. I had a short session, that is 40 min for 50 euros (as one can get 1h for 80 euros). I had a shower, in the room I was offered a special cup of Brazilian Ice tea and had a smoke. Service started with a 20 minute massage which wasn´t to great for she has long fingernails (beautiful hands) followed by DFK, followed by me uncovering all the secret treasures she was eager to show me. I took my time undressing her negligee which she quite liked. I caressed this beautiful soul going down on her and making her ecstatic and lustful, I ate her by grabbing her legs and tossing them up so that I ended up supporting her back while her ass and pussy were savagely eaten by the mongering brother of yours, a dream really over my expectations. The taste of her was the taste of soft silky skin, a very pleasant moisture for every gentleman. Next she got on all fours and offered me a condom so that I could finger her pussy and ass which I gladly did (I am not gone tell you how many fingers went down that beauty piece of ass!) She gasped and moaned grabbing my dick and ordering me to continue. I was really amazed with this mixture of porn show and GFE with a lot of kissing. She gave it all back to me by BBBJobbing me and as I was reaching the climax which took about 20 minutes of sucking I told her I wanted to cum in her mouth and face her dirty she just said: “Maluco!” –taking it all in her mouth and letting it slip out of her tender lips down her kin, wetting her tits and laughing.
For 50 euros I got a real pornish GFE! A must and I promised to make her famous on this awesome Message Board!
A real MUST!
Nice firm tits and ass, not so good legs.
Face 6.5, Body 6.5, Attitude 9, Companionship 9
Name: Regina, look up contact above!
Have a nice holyday!
Horrible game!
Portugese showed that they can't play soccer. I hope, that at least beautiful chicas will win our hearts.
I'm still lurking out here in TV land and would like to say hello to Muri if he is still frequenting the board...and I would also like to remind him of the major loss that England had on the weekend in the Rugby..a thourough thrashing by the All blacks.
My annual trip to Lisbon is planned for around October this year and I am looking forward to some good hunting. The fresh bosom that I need is the Universitea variety, have any Knowledgeable punters been feasting on this breed lately, whats her name and number. As always I prefer the brunnettes , ligtly tanned, slim , or with full breast. Drop a name and number here and I will do a review.
LA
maybe this is a little off-topic as it is not a report about a house or a club or sws but it should be interesting to this forum.
i visited a "strip club" on monday night called maybe superclub that has a very interesting philosophy. it looks like a regular strip club with two floors, girls dancing and prancing around in minimal clothing. the first floor of the club is where the customers sit and have drinks and also where the girls dance. downstairs are the booths for the private dances.
first off the most interesting thing is the prices that are practiced here. compared to other strip clubs in lisbon, this club is on sale. so a table dance costs 10 eur and a private dance 20 eur. most of the clubs in lisbon charge 30 eur for a table dance and 50 eur for a private dance. so the prices in this place where a great advantage.
the second advantage is that most of the girls here are free-lancers, so they pay nothing to the house and you can pay the girls directly in cash for private and table dances. now since the house makes no money from them, it is up to them to decide how long they stay in the private dance with you and what exactly they do. and believe me you can negotiate practically anything with some of the girls.
the girls - on monday night there were about 10-15 girls lots of them from eastern europe and russia, a few brasilians and some from other rep001tered nationalities. the best option is to go for the russians and the girls from eastern europe. on monday sweden beat bulgaria so the place was full with swedish guys and downstairs in the privates, anything goes!!!!
i went to have a private with a russian girl and we had to wait 15 minutes until a booth was available. this gave a good chance to talk to the girl downstairs and negotiate what was going to happen or what i wanted. so i negotiated a cbj (seems like most of the russian girls have condoms in their mini pursues) for 35 eur - 15 minutes. this was a new experience because strippers have fabulous bodies and usually all they do is dance for customers. but it seems that the case is different at this club, the girls can do what they want as the house is not making money on them.
more info - the club is located near marquês de pombal, very close to gallery and elefante branco (dois clubs which i already reported on). it seems they are open at 17h00 so people can come and watch the games, they have a big screen tv. and they are open until 5h00am. i went there at 11h30 and the place was already packed.
i will definitely go back and try some other girl and see how receptive the other girls are to negotiations. my friend went with a portuguese girl for a private but all he got was a private dance where his hands could roam freely all over the girls body. but then again he only paid 20 eur. so all in all i got a cbj for 35 eur from a beautiful woman (8 of 10 imho) and i paid for 1 drink. the cover charge is 1 drink minimum if you get there before 1h00am and 2 drinks after 1h00am.
have fun and enjoy the euro 2004 - lets hope that portugal will win today and the qualification chances are still open!
mutrix
Well, Portugal came back with a good win against the Russians. That's good news for the hosts.
I wanted to thank all those who responded to my English-only question via PM. Here is a summary of responses I received.
The gist of everyone's messages was that knowing no Portuguese was not a fatal problem, but it does limit the options a little. Some thought that it could actually help, making the ladies more attentive. Regarding the apartments, everyone said that the usual practise is to call ahead, but this is just to make sure that there is someone there who will match your taste. They all thought that you oculd just show up at an apartment and see what is available, and if there's no one that you fancy, you can move on to the next establishment.
I will be in Lisbon in mid-July, after which I promise to post on all my experiences. Thanks again.
Big hello, to all sex and soccer fans,
Finally, following a suggestion from big Muri, I made a test drive, with the young Romanians near Praça da Figueira. I spoke with several of them, very difficult to communicate, and, decided Muri recommendation, Lore. She asked me for € 25, including room, I offer € 30, hoping for a small increase of sympathy.
She guide me to the "Pensão", 3rd floor of a building with no elevator, the place looked clean, the room, too. But the bed looked like shite. But the decision was made, I would fuck this girl, and it would be on that bed.
Lore body is not bad, probably a 5, tall and slime, very small tits, small but firm ass. For the face I give a 4/5. For the communication between us, I give a 3. Started with no BJ, tried a cowgirl position, no success, she only want a regular missionary position ... and no afford to please me. It was like fucking a dead girl. Try to change position, no way, she only want "mother-and-dady" position. So, last effort, in all four ("canzana" in portuguese), to finish, with allot of complains, she changed the position, and i finish fucking this bag, sorry girl, from behind.
Body: 5
Face: 4/5
Fuck: 2, to bad to report.
Attitude: 1, no simpaty at all.
Recomended: Huge no, only if you want to empty your balls in a young blond girl.
Conclusion, not recommended, for € 25/30 euros, you can find a super fuck in Lisbon, like Isabel (test drive in other reports), with much better body, face and attitude. Muri's recomendations are the best in this forum, but this romanians gils are not really my type.
Best Regards to all, good luck to Muri's and other folks England, other contry suporters, fair-play and ofcourse ... "Vamos lá cambada ... força Portugal".
Yes, football is taking up time and money that an intelligent man would devote to the purchase of sexual intercourse.
Muri paid real €€ to watch beloved England lose to France, he paid to watch Sweden spunk on Bulgaria, he paid to see Portugal grope past Russia, and there are other games in store. Each ticket costs more than a great fuck. There should be a section on the board entitled 'football addiction'. A long, slow session with Carina would have been better than any of the games.
Checked out Poço do B. three hours ahead of the England-France game. Rossio was full of drunken English wankers, Praça da Figueira had a more civilised crowd of mixed, friendly Brits and French, but in Borratem, the hookers had, amazingly, taken the day off. There were quite a few horny looking males in White England shirts or Blue France shirts, cruising for a fuck, maybe attracted to the area by recent posts on this illustrious board, but nothing doing. It's a pity because if Zidane had been offered a cheap Romanian blowjob before the game, maybe he woudn't have been able to fuck our England team up the arse later on.
Muri has enjoyed mature Rita again recently, São João Estoril , details in earler posts, and has had another functional workout at the Brazil house in Parede. Otherwise, nothing to report except football and high temperatures.
Kumbu I have sent you a belated PM
Latin Ass, good to hear from you in spite of the Rugby news, PM me when you get to Lisbon and we will arrange a fixture Australia against the combined teams of Portugal, Brazil, Romania and Russia.
Mutrix, great post, Muri is heading for that club just as soon as he can create an evening opening.
Harry Hymes, keep posting, stay in touch
Stecino, when exactly are you here?
and Zé D I fear your team is about to fail against Spain, but dominate your disappointment, convert it in to LIBIDO and take it out on the ladies, and report back to us in your great great style.
there are enough of us now to create a GOOD party sometime...
Mur
Hi guys!
I'm very dissapointed with the Portos forum because of the lack of reports.
Since I'm from porto i will give my contribution in Lisboa forum for all of you who are planning to go to Porto.
My last report I described a house with awasome girls but I forgot to give the name of that house, sorry.
Here it goes:
ANTAS 24 HORAS
Tel.: 225 094 788
You can get a overview of that house in http://www.massagens.net/acompanhantes/Porto/antas/paginas/house.htm
I hope I give you an general idea of the material.
Best Regards
Joshua
Spud:
Sorry about your disappointment with Lore. As an excuse, it might have been claimed that the Romanian girls in general act passively and uncooperatively for €25, and fuck like goddesses for €40. But no, there is no general rule. Mur paid Georgina €40 and had a comically ridiculous fuck, the worst of his life. He paid Lore €40, and had a glorious ride. Then a week later, he pays Lore the same sum, she does her 'violated corpse' act. The same with all of them, although usually €40 ensures that they get at least a little bit animated.
However, this may be an irrelevant post, for the Portuguese police have played an anti-social trick by removing the Romanians, at least the pretty ones, from the streets.
Or have they found a more lucrative outlet for their talents in some blow-job club for football fans?
Time will tell.. meanwhile the shadow of 2,000 years of bought sex still hangs fascinatingly over Poço do Borratem.
And research reveals that the word 'Borratem' is derived from the Arabic word for a fig, which makes sense because next door Praça da Figueira means in Portuguese 'Fig-Tree Square', and the fig has always been a literary symbol of the ripe deliciousness of the vagina, and..
shut the fuck up, Muri
Immense disappointment when England went out last night. They have a self destruct tendency. And they had a legal winning goal disallowed. But the better team won on the day, (sim, Portugal, caralho) and England fans are as stoical about penalty defeat as a hardened hooker taking her 30th cock of the day: just close your eyes and think about the next drink.
or in Muri's case, the next fuck. He had a mid-day visit to Cascais on the day after the defeat, and made his way via São João. (Avenida Emilia, see earlier reports)
Mature Rita had left. This place really turns over quite quickly, but there is always something new and interesting, and attentive mama-san Sara has changed from her stock of 'lite' Brazilians to fine Portuguese ladies in their 30s.
Such as Paula, who Muri fucked with great pleasure today. 32 years old, short, ample firm bum, fake blonde hair, real blue eyes, all-over tan from the nudist stretch of Caparica beach, very hard, conditioned, muscular body, tight lively pussy, deep kissing. €40.
After discovering Mur was English, she made a few obligatory (and justified) remarks about the extraordinary small size and permanent flaccidity of Beckham's penis.
Then she went to work on Muri's own organ, which was soon rising to the occasion, then thrusting, and finally spurting with joy.
Afterwards, conversation in good English (the lady has worked, as a waitress she said, in horrible, horrible Luton). Now of course regular readers know that Muri's feminine ideal is a petite latina in her early twenties. But he has to recommend the company, conversation, and **** of Paula, the kind of woman you could take home for a weekend and enjoy the talking that goes between the fucking. And then the fucking that goes between the talking.
Good woman. Recommended.
Now for the long, hot, post-football summer...
who will take the lead and organise a Jackson-style party for Lisbon mongers? Mur is inclined to ask Isabel if she would agree to coming to a hotel room in the downtown some time to be gangbanged by six guys. She would be ready for it, one suspects. Say €100 per monger, for a football-style 90 minutes? She would walk away with €600 minus the cost of the room, and we would walk away happy.
Which is more than can be said for England, or Germany, or Italy or (latest news) France.
Zé D: Mutrix:
England surrenders to Portugal, and hopes that you will go on to victory.
If not, fuck your way out of the depression as Muri did today.
Boa noite gentlemen
Mur
Crazy week!
What a crazy week I just had. First the battlefield victory against England in the Euro 2004, sorry Mur but the Portuguese people deserved to win after 120 minutes charging on the English goal, although there was a strange goal disallowed a goal that would have made the English go through. As a consequence of this emblematic match there was a lot of freebie action on that evening. My God the city of Lisbon is just packed with goddesses from Greek, Holland, England, France, Italy and of course packed with beautiful native morenas wearing flip flops or high platforms, showing their elegant legs, tipping up and down the streets from one bar to the other, showing off their tops with their national colors, pointing their proud asses in front of my eyes, the city is on the edge of hysteria, my God will I miss this atmosphere once it is all over. That night I ended up squeezing this beautiful butt down at the Jamaica Club in Cais do Sodré, a regular club where one can always expect to find some horny meat. My God am I sexist!
Enough of this freebie action and lets get down to this boards issues:
On the day after I was so kicked by the events of the night before that I could only work for something like four hours, it must have been the less productive day of my career! In the mid-afternoon I decided to visit Vera at Avenida Oscar Monteiro Torres, nº 59, 3rd floor left side, where I was presented to a mulata, a bit to heavy and to Vera a blond in her end thirties. I ended up leaving as none of the girls was up to my standards. I headed down to Rossio to see if the British people had already evacuated their newest colony: Praça do Rossio. Just after having a beer and cheering up some Brits I decided to go to the famous Calçada do Garcia, Nº 7, 3rd flour, just after the big Theater Dona Maria. The place is ok, a lift takes you up and you are seated on the single chair of the waiting room. It was late afternoon and I was presented to 5 girls, two Portuguese, two Brazilians and one Colombian. I would rate the girls from 5 to 7 and the place is in nice conditions, although there is no luxury. Service starts at 30 euros and as I was informed the girls get half of the money. One of the cheapest places to get a CBJ and sex in one position, regular sex in different positions costs 40, anal and specials start at 50. I decided for a Portuguese brunet, her name was Catarina and she looked like a 7, body 6,5 a bit like the famous Carina but her attitude was poor, and I ended up feeling sorry not to have gone for the petit short haired Brasilian, with a real killer ass! Catarina, is good looking and her body is better than average but there is no going down on her and the CBJ was really not satisfying, but maybe it was just me!
To get over the frustration I ended up looking up the number of the famous and nice apartment from Rua dos Fanqueiros, introduced by the great Mur, but no one answered the phone! Are they still there?
As an alternative I visited Bruna, the morena from Alvalade, Rua Reinaldo dos Santos, Nº 44 R/C Esquerdo, Tel: 96 601 78 21. Got a decent CBJ from this petit tanned Indian look-alike chica and headed home afterwards.
As the reservoir was not empty I decided to visit the Maybe Superstrip Club as described by Mutrix. I paid an entrance fee of 16 euros, the price for two beers which was absolutely OK for me as I intended to have some drinks to look around. To tell you the truth it looks like Black Tie, only there is always a girl stripping, dancing you dizzy! I just stood there at the bar for 20 minutes to see how the atmosphere progressed as I counted something like 10 girls and about 20 guys. There was this beauty brunet sitting down at the table and so I approached her and found out she was called Catarina, black long hair, nice beautiful brown eyes, nice medium/big tits and nice legs with a big tattoo on her left leg. She was Portuguese and real friendly which got me horny and interested. She didn´t ask for a drink and gave me the terms for some table (15/20 euros) or private dance (20/40). And that was it! No extras, no can touch or anything. I was stunned as I remembered Mutrix´s report. Next I approached some British redhead called Anna, a really nice gal and again, no can do extras as an answer for all my questions. Next back on the bar I was approached by a Russian blond called Erika, she told me I could touch her…on her arms and legs during a 10 minute private dance! Next some tall Russian brunet gave me the same conditions, then I got the same answer from a petit Moldavian chica, a blond princess that allowed no touching at all.
Mutrix, how on earth did you make it in there? The place was neat but there is no sex in that box my friends! You can´t even take a princess dancing outside of the club! This needs some explanations!
To get off my frustration I headed to Alcântara and met a pornish dark blond Brazilian that sucked my dick dry for half an hour while she was dumping some huge vibrator up and down her marvelous pussy, as I intended to come in her mouth instead of fucking her. As usual a great porn style experience in this apartment. Here is their number: 96 711 81 41, open 24 hours and presenting two to three girls, that look between 5 and 7 but that give a full porn show that I rate as a 8/9 atmosphere. Just Ask for a fetish and they will handle it, not like Maybe Super Stupid Mega disaster Club.
Well this was it and I hope next week things to improve even more!
Lets have a dinner folks!
FREEBIE!
Yes, why can't we have a Euro 2004 every year? Maybe after 1,000 years England would win.
More to the point of this board, Mur scored a totally unexpected and frenetic free shot from a fat, ugly but very enthusiastic Czech lady on Friday night. He enjoyed revisiting the world of the classsic one-night stand after such a long time. Great, great weird sex, so Karolina; Mur will not support your wonderful team because he is behind Portugal now, but thanks for a drunken, sweaty, memorable football fuck in your hot pensão.
Next day, Saturday, a windfall. Mur could not give a shit about the Holland vs Sweden game, outside Lisbon, but he happens to have a ticket and he sells it for €220! Now, what to do with a suddenly acquired sum like that? Well, Muri is a noble generous man, in fact a saint, so first, he telephones to a couple of English compatriots (they know nothing of his monger hobby) who are poorly paid and also, of course, in a state of distress about the traumatic defeat against Portugal. He treats them in the Avenida Almirante Reis to a lunch of mariscos and vinho verde. Soon morale is restored. Muri's friends learn to live with defeat and go home to fuck. He restrains himself from asking to join them: this would be an interesting sight, but taboo is taboo.
Mur has spent only half of his bonus on this lunch. He walks to Rua Braancamp and invests €100 in an hour of sex with Lorena, a copper-coloured Brasileira. After a shower, Lorena does a lovely slow strip tease at his request, then mutual kissing and stroking, on with the rubber and a reverse cowgirl which words cannot describe.
Mur pulls out just in time, and controls the rest of the fuck in missionary position until a shattering climax. Then a superb oily massage by a real pro. The lady is 30something, petite, mulatta, very muscular body, her face not pretty but certainly simpatica.
After a massage which left Muri's body totally realxed and free from football-defeat-related stress, Lorena stuck a well-lubricated finger up his arse, and with her other hand, expertly jerked him off. Weak-kneed, he staggered home.
One does not always have €100 to hand, but putting yourself in Lorena's hands is a good investment.
Still a week of Euro2004 to go, let's see Portugal win it and let's see Muri again next week enjoying one free fuck and one expensive one...
Hi all,
Zé is right, after reading Zé's report, I went back to Maybe stripclub and spoke to Alexandre. Alexandre is the manager/waiter and asked him some questions about what happened with some of the other friendlier girls. What he told me was that they caught a girl having sex with a client downstairs and they had to kick her out, along with two of her russian friends that where doing the same thing. He told me that they are controlled by the police and are regularly visited to check on the girls IDs and that they have to be very careful about what happens downstairs, as they can lose their license if they get caught.
Regarding the contact dances, you defintely have to go with the non-portuguese women. The portuguese women say that contact dance is a private dance where they can touch you but you can't touch. Then some of the girls (mostly brazilian, and other nationalities except the australians) say that contact dance is you can touch anything you want. Since the girls are freelancers they can do as much or as little as they want with you. They make the rules.
This said, this time I sat with Mona, a girl from Holland, that was very friendly. She proposed a private dance with all types of contact and I accepted her suggestion for 40 EUR. It was a normal private dance with my free roaming hands but when I asked about extra services she said that wasn't possible in the club. After the private dance she sat we me for another 30 mins and a 10 EUR cocktail and I asked her if she would like to go out sometime to a disco or something. She said she would love to but that only after work, which means that only after 4.30am when the club closes. This happens to be a bit too late for me and she said she would call me sometime in the afternoon to go to the beach or something.
So in summary, Zé is right, no type of sexual activites occur in this club anymore, but compared to other strip clubs it is a cheaper option for dances. Also the girls seem to be friendly, although a bit pushy, and seem free to to things afterhours with clients they like. I don't know if Mona will call me or not, but if she does, I will let you guys know... In any case sorry for the misinformation in the last report but things changed recently or better yet the russian girls there that were performing the services were not the normal for a strip club.
I also tried this private house in Rua do Salitre that I will report on next time, as I have to get some work done, or at least pretende that I am working hard.
Tchau,
Mutrix
[blue]Hi,
This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.
I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it easier to read a report if the paragraphs are separated by a single blank line.
I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key TWICE at the end of each paragraph, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.
Thanks,
[i]Jackson[/i][/blue]
I was in Lisbon for three days. I went down to Rossio but did not find anything that I liked. Call me picky.
So decided to go to this place I have been told, by the Marques Pombal. It is the first street to the right when you are heading to Praca do Saldanha. Anyways, first I went into this place called Day and Night Club. Paid like 25 euros for enterance. That includes two drinks. A lot of brazilian gilrs and some portugese. Some 8 and 9s, but alot of 6 and 7s. Anyways they were asking for 200 to come to my room, for full service, that includes anal.
I thought it was a ripoff. So I left the place, and decided to check out the Tamalia Club next door. Paid 30 euros, and got in. Met this hot chica called Helena. She wanted 200 for one pop, no anal. It was too much to ask for. I was getting ready to leave, when this girl pulls from my arm. Angela was Brasilian. She offered me to sit next to her friend, who was very beautiful and young. We talked, and agreed to have threesome for 200. I found it to be very good deal.
So I toolk them to my room. They were very inthusiastic. They immidiately took their clothes off, and I got down to the business. I called it a choo choo train. It was me fucking Angelas friend and she was eating Angleas pussy. Then we switched positions, now I was being sucked by angela, while I was fooling around with her firend. All and all, 2 pops with each girl, 3 positions with each girl, amounted to 2 and half hours of sucky and fucky, looool.
So if you like what you read, go check them out. Maybe I paid little bit too much, but then fuck it. I am here for a vacation.
Cheers
Stecino,
Nice report, but 2 shoots with each girl = 4 shoots in just 2 and a half hours. Are you kidding??? Even when I was a youngster with raging hormones I cant recall being that fast at reloading. Well if it's true, you're a lucky guy!
ER
Hi EverReady,
Yes the 4 pops is correct. I'm still a young buck. But I guess sooner or later you have to pay for the actions. As a result, I returned with sore throat and a flu from Lisbon. Call it over partying or popping, I don't know.
Hi guys,
Thinking of travelling to Lisbon to get away from London for a while. I usually go to Brazil so thought Lisbon would be a nice alternative for a short break.
Wonder if anyone can recommend a good 3 star or 4 star hotel in nice area as am not familiar with the town at all. Near action would be cool ;) Like the sound of this Superclub place!
Would also be cool to hook up for a drink or 10 and to go hunting. Will return the compliment if anyone is in London. PM me if anyone is in town. I aim to be there for 9th of July for 1 week.
Cheers,
Rezza
Rezza,
I may recommend you an excellent option, very chic and affordable - bargain to get the 102 euros corporate price, and you will get a nice room close to a well described square. Hotel is called Real Palacio, Sao Sebastiao da Pedreira.
Between 55 and 70 euros, Hotel Rex (close to Sofitel), rua Castilho, on the Park, is an excellent option. Ask for a room with a balcony, an excellent option for activity in fresh air. SW options around.
Finally, the Hotel Eduardo VII, which used to be a Best Western, has possible rooms if a bit tatty, 55-70 euros as well. Close to Hippopotamo, old pick-up joint.
All hotels in Portugal are girl friendly as soon as you are discrete.
Have fun.
So it all ended in tears.. but credit to the Portuguese fans. They were in a frenzy of anticipation, then the Greeks shat on their party. They took it with great dignity and generosity. If this had happened to a third world nation like England, or Argentina, the sounds of screams, sirens and breaking glass would have echoed all night long. Viva Portugal!
Free action during the Euro made Muri wonder whether he should try harder to strike lucky more often. No chance that a 19 year old slim Latina is going to look at Muri and leap into his arms shouting "here comes my next orgasm!" - but the older, hungrier, less-favoured-by nature ladies have their needs too, as we all knew when we were younger. And heaven knows, we mongers have now and then paid good money for fat old ugly ladies...
Five factors are at work:
1. Lack of confidence - as above, the feeling that middle age has arrived and the ladies won't be interested.
2. Laziness - it's just so easy to relieve the urge for €25, or enjoy a fine supercharged fuck with Carina for €50, or get memorably double-drained at the Adonis Club for €100.
3. Boredom - the hours hunting for freebies could be spent in more profitable ways, like walking on the beach, eating four-course meals, enjoying classical music and literature, or writing a report for WSG on your latest visit to tasty 30-year-old Paula, whose fine firm butt is on sale in São João Estoril.
4. Money: The so-called freebie may be gratifying, but it's seldom 'gratis'. Drinks, a meal, a taxi and a pensão may bring the real price close to the €50 you need for Carina (and Vitoria, for prices went up at São Sebastião da Pedreira, the only place to pull this trick for the Euro2004).
5. Involvement. How many mongers have found that a seemingly casual coupling ends up sniffing round the home or the workplace? Hence the joy of last week's fuck with a woman who was definitely going back to her country as soon as her team got beat.
Enough philosophy. As indicated, Mur has revisited old haunts recently.
One new lady to reveal. Filipa is a twenty-three-year-old dental student who plies the noble trade at Avenida Almirante Reis, 172, 5th floor. Well-built Portuguese morena, charming if not beautiful face, big breasts, nice shaven pussy. She is fairly new, and was uninvolved at first. To be fair, Mur had invested only €30 for the minimum option. €50 buys half an hour and, one suspects, a very good peformance.
Muri will endeavour to report on more novelties when finances permit. A bittersweet Tuesday today, gloriously free of work, but with little money. Ah, well, off to Estoril beach on this lovely sunny day, and we shall see what we shall see..
No more football till late August, gentlemen. There is no excuse not to be fucking, and reporting, during the summer.
Mur
Obligado (thank you in potuguese) wsg.
I have tried Carina, and it was very good fuck for 50 euros. I have been 3 times and the last time after one shot, she has smoked my dick, no condom and she has eaten my cum.
Do you want something more?
So GO !
Black Tie “Arrangements”
The past three weeks were just delightful, lots of people in the streets till late 4 o´clock in the morning, partying from Monday to Sunday, from dusk till dawn, or was it from dawn till dusk?
After a matchday I found myself feeling horny as the devil and thinking where to plant the bad seeds. The Superstrip Club didn´t deliver the right feeling and so I drove the Artilharia Um up and down, watching some nice Portuguese and Romanian chicas. Unfortunately I ended up losing my first preference then the second and so on. To kill the frustration and end the thirst I was starting to feel I ended up driving back to the Marques de Pombal and up Avenida Suque de Loulé, where a lot of high end clubs are sited.
I ended up parking the car and realized that I was closer to the Black Tie club than any other of the clubs.
The guys at the door asked 50 euros to a couple of germans but let me in for 20 and I ended up tipping them 5 euros just to make myself familiar (they thanked!) Inside the place was half full, maybe 50 mongers and 25 girls, it was quite busy but this place can house the double as a disco night fever Saturday. Half of thye girls are Brazilians, the rest is either Portuguese, Russian, African South American or Romanian. The girls were playing hard deals at 200 euro the quick pop at a noble Residencial or cheap but clean Hotel. A few guys hit the road with a girl in their arm, a big mistake in my opinion. I ordered a pack of cigarettes and a hard drink and got around in the place, (it´s just a dark noble wanna be basement, but quite nice for the porpose!)
There was a girl asking for 400 euros to take her and a busty blond friend for a double ride! They looked like porn actresses, huge silicon breasts and really high heels!
After talking to kind of 10 girls I noticed the place was packing up rather quickly which meant even more new women to hide for! I reckoned a Portuguese blond beauty, a really sexy woman in her early 30s with a hell of a rack in white pants and high heel sandals but she was quickly taken up front on the dance floor! To bad and so I turned looking for some other hottie and discovered a Brasilan brunet with long black hair a real beauty in her early twenties. Her name is Joana and she is about 165 cm tall, with big beautiful breast, a very slender body, her eyes are dark and she has a beautiful smile. She asked for 150 I turned her down and rasked her for a dance she said 100 and I said but lets dance first. So it started and after two songs she wanted to move over to the hotel and so we did. The sex was ok, she provided only CBJ but was a good deal not the best blower but still good. She would not let me down on her which annoyed me but sex was good in three or four positions. In all she looked 7,5/10 and her attitude was 6/10. Total expenses: 25 club entrance with drinks, 10 euros for two taxidrives, 25 room for 1 hour and 100 for one long pop (about 40 min).
Well that was the expensive drill, but it was worth it for the entire atmosphere and as there had been a few freebies why not make the whole picturer bigger?
Hi,
I am new to this forum and I am going to Lisbon next week.
Since I do neither speak portuguese nor spanish, I would like to
know whre to find girls that do speak at least some english.
Thanks,
Marc
Fellow Mongers,
The Lisbon page continues in great style (Thanks, MURI!) and with wonderful detail.
iI will arive in Lisbon on a Sunday morning and am wondering what will be possible, as it seems Adonis and other establishments do not open on Sunday. Is this true and is there anyplace open then in the afternoon? Any houses that operate then?
Happy hunting.
Marc Of:
Filipa of Almirante Reis; Carina of Areeiro; Isabel of Saldanha.
(written like this it makes them sound like medieval princesses)
These three have enough basic English for you to communicate your needs, if you are too shy to adopt the 'universal language' tactic of pulling a big boner out of your pants, and waving it around in the air till the lady gets the message.
Paula of São João Estoril is fluent and colloquial, having acquired the language of Shakespeare in idyllic Luton. When she whispers "fuck me" in your ear, you can imagine you are on holiday in the Midlands of England, a horrible thought which will prevent you from experiencing premature ejaculation.
In earlier reports from various cavaliers, you will find good directions to reach the castles of these princesses. They are not guarded by serpents or dragons, although sometimes a kindly old witch opens the castle gate.
You will also see that other gentlemen of irreproachable taste have reported favourably on their charms. Carina is probably the hottest chica in Lisboa just now.
Otherwise you will have to telephone to one of the agencies in the classified section of Correio da Manhã (red-top newspaper) who claim to 'speak English', but these are more expensive being aimed at tourists, some of them 'outcalls only': you may expect to be asked €200 for a lady to come to your hotel and you may not like her when she gets there.
Whereas, to enjoy the favours of the abovementioned princesses, all you require is knightly courage and courtesy, a trusty warhorse (*****horse?) shining armour, helmet, shield, lance and €50.
Go forth and win the fair lady, bold Sir Marc !
Mur
well, i just returned from four days in beautiful lisboa, and i had one hell of a time. in this post i will describe my initial failures, as there was definitely a learning curve associated with how things are done in lisboa. i assume there are others who are in my position (knowing very little portuguese), and my intention is that this message will prevent others from wasting their time the way i did.
first off, i was rather disappointed with how hard it was to get access to the 'apartments' without speaking portuguese. i tried several numbers, and was disappointed each time. either i didn't get through (in which case i got this recording saying something in portuguese that i didn't understand) or the girl at the other end didn't speak english and that was the end of that. the situation was compunded by the fact that i was either using a public payphone or a hotel phone, neither of which allow easy call-back. it's best if you have your own mobile phone or a direct phone number in a hotel room. that being said, frantic and horny as i was, i was not to be denied.
i wasted an entire day trying to track down the famous isabella and other apartment dwellers. i had read all posts on this forum back to december 2003 and i had studiously noted phone numbers, addresses, names, prices, advise, etc. i spent the first morning playing phone-tag with various people, and when it became apparent that i was wasting my time, i decided to just visit the apartments myself (without calling). i figured this would get around the language problem, because once i get into one of these places then the stupid grin on my face would clearly communicate what i wanted, and the rest could be done using hand gestures and body language.
the first place i went to was rua pedro nunes, 45. according to reports on this wonderful forum, the place is on the 3rd floor, esq. i found out that in portugal, when you see 'esq' in an address, it means on the left side, dto means on the right side, and r/c means ground floor. these turn out to be very important in finding an apartment. anyway, i found the place ok - it's very close to the saldanha metro station at a point where avenida 5 de outubro appears to split. there's a mechanic shop next door and a couple of pastelarias across the street. i went into one of the pastelarias and bought myself a few tasty portuguese pastries and i watched through the window to see what kind of activity there is in the building. i saw a guy hang up on his cell phone, approach the door and press the button. he was buzzed in and he entered. well, i thought to myself 'that looks easy enough', so i scoffed down the rest of the puff pastry and walked over. i pressed the button corresponding to the 3rd floor, and i was buzzed in.
once inside the building things started to get a little dicey. it's dark and quiet, so i crept up the stairs. as i climbed i was counting the floors and when i got to the third floor, i suddenly remembered a post on this forum where someone said something like 'the third floor is actually the fourth floor that you get to', or something like that. whatever the case may be, i felt uneasy about rapping on the wrong door, without the luxury of enough portuguese to make a graceful exit if needed, and saying something stupid like:
'desculpe...(flipping through my berlitz phrase book)...dar-me...sexo'.
(note: for those who do not speak portuguese, this is not what you should be saying. even i know that much.)
so i decided that discretion was the better part of valour, and i crept back down the stairs with my tail between my legs. thinking back, it was the right decision, as i ended up enjoying myself thoroughly by other means. at this point i thought it was just this apartment so i decided to try the same thing with another apartment. i checked my notes and i saw that largo sao sebastiao da pedreira was close by. i walked about 15 minutes down a sloped, cobbled road (not that that's unique in lisboa, by any means!) and found myself at a large, well-treated cedar door. i pressed the button and no answer came. i pressed again and waited a few more minutes, and again, no answer. the door was open so i walked in, and i walked up the three floors and stood at the door on the left. there was a hole in the door through which i could see a few feet into the apartment and when i peered in all i saw was packing material and bits of wood. i figured this place was either the wrong place or it was closed now, so i turned and left. all in all, i found this sort of activity very wearing on me, so i decided no more with the apartment visits. i walked over to el corte ingles (a huge shopping complex) and sat sipping a cafe watching the gorgeous portuguesas as they strolled by.
[next post to come soon - including the fantastic visit to adonis]
Great report Kumbu, sorry about your disappointments, it's a pity one of us wasn't on hand to help: but you have described them in most entertaining style and now don't tease us but let us have your account of day 2...
Muri is in haste - why does every other person in Lisbon seem to be on holiday?
But when he gets a space he will tell the world about sweet Laura...
Mur
[Part Two]
So this is part two of my report. In the previous report I described my initial failures, and in this report I will describe one fantastic success – my visit to Adonis. In the next report I will describe to you my experience with the Romanian SWs (to anticipate – STAY AWAY FROM YONELLA).
As an introduction, I must say that Adonis has been described as one of the more expensive options in Lisboa, but this is clearly a relative measure. I mean, I defy anyone to have the kind of experience I describe below in either a North American establishment or with a North American SW for 100 Euros (about $120). In fact, I have been with several $300 escorts in various places in the US and only one of them came close to what I experienced in Adonis. Ok, on to part 2 of the report.
After my disappointments with the apartment scene on the first day of my trip to Lisboa, and the lateness of the hour that night, I decided to have dinner and hit the clubs. I went downtown and had dinner at a wonderful little restaurant in the Restauradores district. For those who don’t know, Portuguese food is excellent – well prepared, tasty and very affordable too. After that I visited the Maybe Superclub, described earlier by Mutrix and Ze Duron. I was in there basically for the eye candy, so I didn’t have any expectations for anything on the side. I did enquire about additionals, but I was met with stiff resistance at each turn. As for the club itself, it’s not a bad strip club, as strip clubs go. There is always someone on the floor dancing, and the girls are certainly worth watching. I had a couple of drinks while enjoying the beauty on display, and then I went downstairs with a gem of a girl named Clara. I got a couple of private dances, during which time I gently tried to get her to agree to a little more than just a dance. No way, no time, no how. And she said that this was now a firm policy at the club. So afterwards I went back up, had another drink, and seeing as I had an early morning, I went back to my hotel, frustrated and anxious.
I spent the whole of the next day doing what I came to Lisboa to do – work. But all day I was thinking about the possibilities. What should I do? Check out the Romanian SWs? Or maybe try one of the ads in the Correio da Manhã? Several WSF members privately suggested this as an option to me, so it was high on my list. However, I decided that night to go to Adonis Health Club. After all, the venerable guru of this forum Murilloa lavished praise upon the establishment, as did the honorable Zé Duron and Mutrix (amongst others), so how could I go wrong?
Directions: I took the metro to the Marques de Pombal station and exited out the side that is marked Rua Braancamp. The club itself is very easy to find. Walk about 100m up the hill on Rua Braancamp past the bus stops and Adonis is just between some kind of herbal medicinal place and a nice little café (number 22). It’s a silver door with frosted glass and the name of the club is embossed in the glass – you can’t miss it. I pressed the button at exactly 18:01 (there’s a digital clock outside next to the bus stop, so I know the exact time) for the first floor and I was buzzed in. I climbed the first floor steps and was met by a pleasant middle-aged lady who greeted me with a smile and ‘bom dia’ (I thought one is supposed to say boa noite, but I suppose bom dia can be used as a general greeting. Portuguese friends, please forgive my linguistic ignorance). So I repeated back to her the phrase that I had been practicing many times since arriving in Lisboa – ‘Desculpe, falla Ingles?’ (Excuse me, do you speak English?) She smiled and called someone from behind the door, presumably asking her if she wants to deal with this idiot with the big grin on his face. I heard the girl behind the door jump up excitedly and say “Suuuure!” and she rushed to greet me. She was a young girl in her early twenties, obviously a provider, and because of her language abilities she was the designated English-speaking mama-san. This was an excellent arrangement because she was animated, excited, eager and very easy to understand. It was at this point that I realized that I was finally to taste some of Lisboa's finer pleasures.
I was whisked into a side room that can only be described as miniscule. It was big enough for perhaps four people to stand at the same time. It had three chairs in it, plus a small wash basin in a divided area. My English-speaking madam asked if I had been there before and I said no (I regretted that as soon as it left my lips, but it turns out it was a good decision to be truthful). She then said:
“Oh great, let me explain how things work here. The cost is 100 Euros, and it is FULL (she emphasizes full) service, except if you want…(she smiles and seems embarrassed)…the back…(and she pats her full, shapely bottom a couple of times and giggles a little), in which case it is 125 Euros. I will now go away, and send in six girls for you to choose from, and then afterwards you can tell me who you want, ok?”
And my response to this was “Yah-huh, ok.” So then the parade began, and all I can say is that I thought that heaven itself had descended upon my happy, throbbing member. I don’t remember all their names obviously, but I can describe each of them to you in detail. They each walked in (usually smiling), kissed me on the cheek, said their name, and then walked out, trying on the way to show you their most precious of assets.
The first was definitely a Portuguesa, and this I can tell from facial features and skin color. She was perhaps 5’5” (sorry, no conversions to metric), weighing something like 130 pounds. So she was a slightly heavy girl, with large breasts and thick legs. Her hair was blonde, and she looked to be in her late twenties or so. It’s hard to assign a score to her because her body type is not really what I look for in a woman, but there was a certain warmth about her that one cannot deny. So I would say she was something like a 6. The second girl was shorter, perhaps 5’2”, and she must have weighed 120 pounds. Her skin was significantly darker, so much so that I couldn’t tell if she was Brazilian or perhaps African of some sort. She had an extremely attractive face (kind of baby like, in a very pleasant way), dark hair, large breasts, skinny legs and a full, round ass. Her body type too is not what I first look for, but her smile and attitude shone through in the few seconds I had her in my vision. I’d put her at a 6 as well. Third was the girl that I eventually selected: she was tall, perhaps 5’8”, and she had skin that was dark but she certainly was not black. She seemed to be in her late twenties ( I found out later that she is 29), her hair was short and extremely stylish, and her face had the most elegant bone structure. She was slender with small-medium sized breasts, but the real clincher was her ass. She was wearing long , black pants, and the material clung to her ass revealing its shape and size perfectly. Overall she was an elegant, beautiful, sexy looking woman who I knew would be the one I would choose. When she said her name I didn’t hear it and I asked her to repeat it. It sounded like Rafaella, but when I said it to my English-speaking mama san, she corrected me and told me it was Hafaella. I suspect this is because of the way the ‘r’ is pronounced in Portuguese, but I cannot be sure of that. In any case, I will continue to refer to her as Hafaella.
Fourth was a large woman of dubious descent (not intended as an insult, I just can’t categorize her ethnicity). She was perhaps 5’8” weighing in at well over 150 pounds, perhaps closer to 200 pounds. She huffed and puffed her way in, put her clammy hand on my shoulder and kissed me on the cheek. Ordinarily I don’t mind plus-sized ladies, but she was simply out of shape. She did have a very pleasant face, and she did seem to be meticulously groomed (which goes a long way, especially in this sort of activity; see my next report on the Romanian SW scene). I’d rather not assign a score to her. The fifth girl was (I think, given the size and dimensions of her back-side) Brazilian. She was about 5’5”, 120 pounds, dark skin, long straightened hair, and skinny legs. Her face was rather ordinary. I would rate her as a 6.5-7, and in the absence of Hafaella I would have probably chosen her. The last girl was non-distinct in many ways, of average height, large breasts but not overly large, an ass that looked a little on the heavy side, and skinny legs. I would rate her a 6 as well.
Each of these girls were attractive in their own way, and I am certain that any one of you would find someone to your taste there. Hafaella was the choice for me, and as I shall now describe in painful and exquisitely pleasurable detail, she was the best choice. After I told the mama san who I had selected, she asked me to pay up–front, at which point I suppose I could have given her 125 for the backside experience, but I chose to go the traditional route (why I did not choose the full experience I will never know). She went out and a few seconds later Hafaella came in, took me by the hand and walked me out the front door into the stair well. We walked slowly up the stairs, with her in front of me, slowly swinging her ass from left to right as she climbed the stairs, with my nose about an inch from her ass. Left...pause...right...pause...left...pause...etc. And as she was doing this, she was looking coyly over her shoulder at me, with this devilish little smile. Phew.
As delightful as this was, it was a little awkward, so in order to break the ice I asked her if she speaks English (‘Falla Ingles?’, all the time gazing at her beautiful ass swinging past my face) and she said ‘Naaaaaaao’, as if to say ‘what country do you think this is?’. And then she said ‘e tu, falla Portugues?’, and I responded ‘Naaaaao.’ We both laughed, and we started to converse in broken Porto-Ingles. Anyway, we got into a room that had a weird animal motif about it. The bedspread and curtains had a leopard print, and there was a small television mounted high in the air (while I was in the shower she put some porn on). She explained that I should go take a shower while she prepared the room (alas, I gathered that there was no option for showering together). So I went and lathered up, fumbling with everything along the way. When I came out, she was standing in front of the shower door stark naked, in all her glory. We exchanged places and she showered while I eagerly watched on.
As she stepped out of the shower and dried herself, I watched and contemplated my debt to fate. How lucky we are to be able to enjoy such pleasures in life, pleasures that seem so natural but also have such profound effects on us. These are the kinds of events in ones life that last forever. I am certain that the details of this evening will remain with me until the day I pass, perhaps beyond that. The details of her beautiful body have been burned into my memory for time immemorial. Enough of the philosophy, let’s get down to the exact details of this pleasure: She had a slim, sexy neck, going down to her breasts, which were small (perhaps a B cup), and frankly a little weathered. While this was disappointing and not what I expected, it was not the reason I had found her so attractive. That reason lay squarely to the back of her, if you know what I mean. Below her breasts was the most perfect belly and waist-line – slim, hard, muscular (but not too much so), leading to round, wide hips.
She walked through the door into the bedroom, and lay down pliantly on the bed. No, no, this would not do, so I held out my hand and helped her to her feet. She sprang up like a gazelle, at which point I began by lightly kissing her neck, both sides, her chin, and then down to her chest. I lingered in that area between her neck and the top of her breasts, kissing the soft, smooth skin and enjoying the flavour. I then went down on her breasts, rubbing her dark nipples and gently squeezing each breast in turn. My lips slowly made their way down to her taught belly and then on down to her pubic region. Her pussy was partially shaven, and what hair was remaining was short and coarse. I enjoyed her earthy aroma for a few minutes before I went further down to her thighs.
Ah yes, the thighs. The thighs are an area that I feel never receive the appropriate level of attention. The standard question is: Are you a breasts, legs or ass guy? How are we expected to place ourselves into these neat little categories when we all know that we like it all. In the famous words of Macolm X: it’s ALL good! Besides, how are you to know when the ass ends and the legs begin? Is it simply the crease at the bottom of the cheeks that delineates the ass from the legs? Well clearly not. Case in point: thighs are a beautiful blend of both legs and ass. The smoothest portion of a woman’s external body is that simply delectable area between the legs. It’s the area on the inside of the thigh, just below where the ass-cheeks end and the region that rubs together when she walks. Spending time enjoying the quality of the flesh, the pleasure of the aroma, and the beautiful view of the pubic region you get is fantastic. The view gets even better if you can do this while she is standing up, with her legs slightly spread open, a position that I had cunningly maneuvered for myself into. So this is what I did, and I spent altogether too much time down there, but it certainly was worth the time.
I then turned her around and began work on that gorgeous backside of hers. It was a fleshy, firm, perfectly round backside that was in super-ordinary condition. I grabbed it with both hands, working the flesh like a baker works his dough. I squeezed, pressed, poked, rubbed, spanked (softly), and eventually bit into her beautiful, round firm cheeks. I opened her ass cheeks and gazed in longingly as she arched her sleek back and pushed her ass into my face. I kissed, licked and devoured her from behind, with the entire world dead to me. It was a true zen moment, for my concentration was complete, yet non-existent at the same time. I felt the ass, I devoured the ass, I WAS the ass!
After perhaps a full 5 minutes of this (which, think about it lads, is an eternity in sex-time), I eventually moved my way up her tight, well-toned back to her neck again, at which point she did something incredible. She took my rock-hard, now-dripping-wet member and put it flatly between her ass cheeks (not into her ass, but pointing upwards so that only the base and the top of the scrotum were between her ass cheeks – the head of my dick was against the small of her back). She started to rhythmically clench her ass cheeks around my dick and release it, all the while slowly moving her ass left and right and slowly extending up and down. This was absolutely incredible – I had never had that done to me ever, and it was a delight. I’ve heard of a BJ, a HJ, even a boob job, but never as Ass Job. I couldn’t take too much more of this, so I pulled away.
She sat down on the bed, pulled out a condom and applied it to my member using her mouth. We went at this for about 4-5 minutes, me standing while she sucked back and forth. Here I was with this gorgeous, exotic woman, sucking like an absolute goddess, with an ass that could launch a thousand wars. And there I was looking down helplessly as I exploded in a torrent of pleasure and regret. Pleasure because that was perhaps one of the best releases I have ever had (especially given the frustrations of the previous day, see my earlier report). Regret because it was all over in under 20 minutes.
She cleaned me up, and we sat on the bed talking as best we could. Actually we did a lot of conversing, and I discovered the usual details. One thing that thoroughly surprised me was that she is Angolan. While her skin is certainly darker than indigenous Portuguese, it certainly was not African black. And her facial features are downright European, far from African. Not that there is anything wrogn with African features - on the contrary, some of the very best sex I have ever had has been with sisters from the dark continent. But she just didn't strike me as haling from Africa. In any case, I didn’t have the language skills to probe further. She also has a 9 year old daughter (and that explains the weathered breasts). She said she works in Adonis from 11am-8pm M-F.
About 10 minutes of the small talk, and we were back at it. I climbed quickly onto her and went into my routine. Allow me to explain. Most guys have inadequacies when it comes to lasting a long time in sex. I do too, but I have recognized my vulnerabilities. First, I simply cannot handle doggy style – like most guys, this will get me off in just a few strokes. For that reason, I always like to end in that position. Second, I am a little more immune to cowgirl (although reverse cowgirl is harder to resist), so I use that as my staging point to transition into doggy. However, my forte is missionary – I can literally go forever in missionary if I play my cards right. That is, if I remain cerebral and pay attention to my level of arousal, I can slow down the motion as need be, change the direction of the motion, or even retract substantially so as to maximize my staying power. I like to do lots and lots of this, as it gives me a false sense of virility. I know it’s just a game I am playing with myself, but hey, this is my routine.
So I started in missionary and Hafaella did all the right things: she used her finger nails just right, she produced the appropriate oohs and aahs at the appropriate times, and she never rushed me or expressed impatience. She was not the tightest I have ever had, but quite frankly that is even better. If the girl is too tight then it either hurts or it is far too easy to finish earlier than you expect. So we went at this for quite a long time, perhaps 10 minutes (again, in sex time, that is eons. I don’t mean to brag, there’s no point on an anonymous forum such as this one, I mention this simply to say that she was agreeable and willing through all of this). We switched to cowgirl, and we went at this for a minute or two before she did the change-up and went into reverse cow-girl. Mmmm, as I’m sure you all know by now, I am an ass-leg-thigh guy, and so the sight of her ass, the feel of her legs around me, it was very heady stuff. So I had to change positions quickly. But thanks to all of that missionary work, my little Kilauea was ready to blow his top, so now for the coup de grace: doggy style.
She got onto all fours, lowered her head slightly so as to lift her ass up for the taking, and bared it all for me. This, my friends, is the culmination of all my hard work. All the hours of reading the WSF, all the thousands of dollars spent flying to Lisboa, all the frustration I spent the day before searching for apartments, all of it was made worthwhile in that fraction of a moment when I sat there on the bed, sheathed dick in hand, looking down at Hafaella’s beautiful ass laid bare before me waiting for my arrival. This is what it is all about gentlemen, much more so than booze or drugs or gambling or anything else. It’s a pleasure that is subtle, but definite. And it requires a little getting-in-touch-with-yourself in order to truly appreciate it. I wont cheapen the experience with a crass, explicit description of the geography of her orifices – that one will remain with me.
So what happened next? After a few seconds of philosophical contemplation and introspective bliss, I sat up, slid my swollen, near-purple penis into her pussy and started to rock back and forth. I was trying to stay as long as I could, but after just a few strokes I knew it was hopeless. So I went for it all – I started to bang that beautiful creature as hard and as fast as I could. I fucked her as if it was my last fuck ever, the fervor of the moment overcame me and I screamed out in agony and lustful pleasure as I spent my load. I collapsed onto her and she collapsed slightly under my weight. At this point she did the most tender thing I have ever experienced with a prostitute: she reached over and held my head with her left hand while supporting herself with her right. There we stayed for several minutes as I whimpered like a baby, regaling myself with my triumphs and regretting that it was over.
She cleaned me up, I showered, and then she led me into the stairwell and we said goodbye. A warm moment, but not overly so. I walked down the stairs and out the door, and I looked at the digital clock outside and it said 19:10. So assuming that the selection process had taken about 5-6 minutes, and the initial showering had been another 5 minutes, Hafaella spent a full hour with me.
As a conclusion, allow me to say the following. YMMV. Never has this been more true than in this case. My particular experience with Hafaella was unique and unusual. I have never had quite so fulfilling an experience with any other provider, but as you read my description you must have sensed that at least part of the reason for this was the state of my mind at the time. I was primed and ready for an experience, and it seems my own state of mind helped make that already good experience even better. So if you go in there expecting to be "serviced", you will probably be disappointed. If you go in there and mistreat the provider or are discourteous, then you are not going to enjoy yourself a lot. But if you go in there and respect her, treat her like a lady, be funny, imagine that you are on a date and that she is not obligated to you, then you might just get a little more than you bargained for. And who knows, once in a while, you might be rewarded by a gem like Hafaella – the kind of experience that will stay with you for years to come.
Ok boys, that’s my story for this evening. In my next installment I will recount to you how this wonderful exhilaration that I had with Hafaella was crapped away just two hours later with the crazy ass Romanian street ho called Yonella.
Hi there ppl,
Just back to Portugal aftter a 3 month away on work in London ( Sugest that you check out the party's cene in London :) ), well comming back i was fealing in the mude og being with a tipical Portuguese Girl.
So I resolved to checkout the www.ishtaragency.com, nice place, girls from 5 to 8, but my freind after you pay theres the problem.
You can't kiss, they are looking to the watch evry 5 minutes, an as soon as you pop they stand up a push you out.
Tan lines 2
Muri is aware that Laura, subject of this glowing report, would not attract the average monger on this board (if there is such a person). It’s one reason why he does not believe in these ratings out of ten, because one man’s princess is another man’s slag. And some of what follows has to do with Mur’s obsession with Lori of London - nobody on the board wants to hear much more about that.
So on to facts. Laura works at Avenida da Republica, 45, 9 ‘D’. Five minutes' walk from Saldanha. Muri had a business lunch at the sexy Atrium, and initially thought of paying a standard visit to Isabel, but being in a rare state of financial opulence he researched a house called ‘Emmanuelle’ and made his way to the above address.
An apartment block with all the architectural vices of the 1960s. Number 9 ‘D’ makes things worse, with seventies interior décor. But the place is clean, and no fewer than eight women were presented, all of whom Muri would happily have ravished. But his eye was drawn immediately by Laura, and at the risk of repetition, he doubts whether many mongers would have automatically made her first choice. She’s short, slight, petite, a bit hesitant and awkward, avoids eye contact, and dresses in nondescript top and skimpy skirt. The other ladies mostly tried to be saucy, or radiant, or provocative. The similarity of body and shyness to Lori of London was so striking that Mur was instantly intrigued and attracted, and he settled immediately for Laura, one hour, €100.
And was not disappointed. A lovely little body, tanned into a deep, rich red-copper-brown colour, except for an amazingly small area of breast and pussy. One would say bum, but to the rear, the tan lines are pencil-thin. That is one minuscule bikini. Mur asked her if the guys look at her on the beach, she replied “I don’t notice things like that, and anyway I go to the beach with a girlfriend who is much more beautiful” “Bring that girlfriend here NOW", inner Muri growled.
But he was soon lost and spellbound tracing the tan lines with his tongue. Laura reacted in astonishing style like a girl who has hardly ever been stimulated by a man (In fact, she is 27, has had a long term boyfriend, and for the last two years has alternated between making a pittance as a shop assistant and making a decent living out of, well, erm… prostitution). She’s not confident about her body, thinks she’s too short and not pretty, and she’s half ashamed and half excited by the job she does. A combination that stimulated Muri enormously. Having paid for two shots, he enjoyed the first, doggy then mish, and preferred to spend the second half hour just stroking every inch of Laura’s fascinating body. “What, YOU are going to massage ME?” she exclaimed, before submitting. Mur massaged as if his life depended on it and this lovely young woman relaxed and purred as he relished the beautiful texture of her skin and the contrasting colour tones of the bikini lines. Some modest foot worship also came into the game.
Yes, all the symptoms of falling in L*** were there. Powerful, compelling sex. ‘envolvente’ as they say in Portuguese, again proving that the ‘automatic’ approach of the Brasilieras cannot compete with the authenticity of fucking a Portuguese girl, a woman who really could be the university student who lives next door, or the sexy creature whom you eye up behind the counter at the shopping centre.
Hard to recommend to fellow mongers because they may wonder what all the fuss was about. And hard to decide whether to go back because … no, not hard at all. Muri will be back, to see how those tan lines are coming along…
Bruna’s place is ‘Mirage’. 967292270. Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, 5th ‘D’. It’s opposite the Hotel Britannia. The street runs parallel to Avenida Liberdade to the E., handy for several hotels and for anyone touristing around Restauradores. Our upmarket brothels (Adonis is another) tend to ‘front’ as beauty spas, and Mirage does a full job. A mama-san dressed in white presides over a spotless foyer with a counter display of cosmetics and perfumes. The room where Muri enjoyed Bruna was impeccable, with the latest shower equipment, a massage table, and all the paraphernalia of expensive feelgood treatment. Expensive feelgood treatment (specialised) was just what Mur was seeking on a blazing hot afternoon, but after good clear direction on the phone he was disappointed to find that only one chica was free (though mama-san herself, with a friendly, ugly face, and big butt in tight trousers, looked fuckable…). Mur waited apprehensively. With the others chosen by hungry predecessors, would this one turn out to be the ‘house reject’? And if so, what to do? Turning her down might hurt her, and a gentleman does not willingly upset a lady. And walking out means descending to the burning streets in search of somewhere else to obey the body’s imperative.
No need to worry. After two minutes’ anxious delay, a lithe, bright-eyed sexy young woman announces herself as Bruna, and it is no sacrifice to accept her company.
She is one of those Brazilian mulattas whose skin is almost deep orange in colour. Her hair is a lion’s mane - fragrant ginger-blonde corkscrew curls down to the small of her straight back. Her eyes are clear amber, almost feline yellow. Ready smile, perfect teeth. Natural breasts, hard as unripe mangoes, with pink sensitive buds that stiffen under the tongue. Her arms, shoulders, thighs and calves are shapely, packed with firm muscle to stroke and knead. Yes, yes, this talk of firmness and muscle will make readers suspect that Muri is a latent homosexual, but there was nothing latent about his erection as he responded to Bruna’s taut body with some rigidity of his own. And those tan lines – a piquant delineation of the Empire of Venus. Muri feasted with eyes, hands and tongue, then managed to retain control in cowgirl, never easy for him – then eased into long slow lingering missionary and a joyful explosion.
A splendid young woman, twenty-three years of bliss. She did try to hurry along, because of two basic errors from your correspondent. First, he chose the €70 half-hour rather than the hour at €100. He wasn’t sure if he could come twice after lunch on a hot day; but it’s always worth buying 60 minutes at classy places, so as not to look like a rapid-fire cheapskate, and usually the lady is skilled enough to get you back up and thrusting even if it’s 40 degrees in the shade and you are 89 years old and have just consumed a bottle of Jack Daniels. Bruna would certainly have restored Muri for round two. Well, even veterans make mistakes, just ask shit-fer-brains Beckham if he’s taken a penalty recently.
Second error was not to stress the fact of permanent residence in Lisboa. Bruna flattered Muri’s adequate Portuguese, but he somehow forgot to respond, “sure, I live here.” Even if you are only in town for 8 hours, ALWAYS inform her that you are here for a while - she will certainly invest more effort. (OK, this is not true of the Romanians, but they are seriously weird) Readers who worry about telling a little white lie to a lady should exit this forum immediately and find a born-again Christian site.
Bruna’s ‘naked bikini’, the dark flesh and stark white tan lines, are worth a visit, gentlemen.
Bear in mind that (Bruna told me afterwards) because the girls of ‘Mirage’ worked non-stop during Euro2004 and since trade slows down in the summer, they are closing for the two middle weeks of August. But her delectable tan lines will last until November...
Tan lines
Each season offers its own fetish to those who worship the subtle intimacies of the female.
Winter is the erotic striptease of overcoat, cashmere sweater, clinging heavy skirt, shiny boots, bra, pantyhose or woollen tights, at last revealing the hot scented flesh.
Springtime sees pretty little feet back in sight, nipples pushing at t-shirts, skimpy trousers with visible mini-panties, and midriffs exposed with tantalising tattoos or piercings.
Summer? Surrendering their gorgeous bodies to the sun as to a dominant male, our goddesses acquire tan lines, the shape of tiny bikinis sketched upon beautiful breasts and bums.
It hasn’t all been football and fucking for the working girls of Lisbon this summer. Two of them, at least, have enjoyed Sundays and 'feriados' on the beaches at Caparica or Carcavelos, cooking those turn-on tan lines, just so that Muri may trace them with fingers, lips and tongue…
The ladies deserve separate reports, and we begin with Bruna.
KUMBU
A fan-fuckin-tastic report on your trip to Rafaela of Adonis.
(Brazilians do 'h' intead of 'r', and your interpreter is a young lady from Belo Horizonte).
Muri is proud to have been one of the contributors who put you on the happy path to Rua Braancamp, and his curiosity is aroused to sample this Angolan jewel some time soon. Angolans are not always deep black, there is another tasty coffee-coloured Angolana , Carina (not to be confused with hot Carina of Areeiro) who goes for €30 at Calçada Garcia.
Mur now feels apprehensive about your forthcoming report on Romania. Perhaps he has been too effusive about this scene, which has certainly declined since the police cruelly deported Mariana, Irina and Larissa just before Euro2004.
Mur has never been with Yonella; tell us the ghastly truth and do not spare our feelings. Maybe she is the same girl as, or the close companion of, the inert Georgina. A surreal experience for Muri about a month ago, so bad and so disgusting that afterwards he sat in the Restaurante Suiça with a double whisky just shaking with helpless laughter while the English, Swedish and Croatian football fans stared at him pityingly.
Once again - congratulations on a report which really gives us the full texture of a memorable encounter.
If only you dwelt permanently among us to help do justice to the sex and savour of this city...
Come back soon,
Mur
Ah you guys do bring back great memories of mine. Back in the mid 70's, yes I'm an old guy, I visited Angola and Mozambique love the women. I can remember just the type you mention at t Adonis.
I'm an American and speak Portuguese hope to visit Portugal in Sept.
[part 3]
this is part 3 of my four part report. the first part detailed a day of frustration and depression in which i searched in vain for the pleasures of this beautiful city, as described by you, the maestros of the fabulous wsf. the second part describes a success beyond successes at the delectable hands of rafaella (thanks muri for the note on portuguese pronunciation) of adonis. here, i will describe to you how from even the most elevated of plateaus, one may fall from grace with a single stroke of the dick.
i include a lot of details, which some people like and others dislike. i go into this level of detail because i feel it is a way to give back to the wsf. i have received a great amount of information and entertainment from you guys over the last few months, i would like to hereby return the favor. if this is not your cup of tea, my apologies. but i think some people may benefit from reading these details. and in the mean time, i hope that you can laugh and cry along with me as i recount my experiences.
rafaella had me on a high, and as i left rua braancamp and entered the metro at marques de pombal, i felt as if the world was my plaything. i was relaxed, happy, and back in that taoistic mind-set that i always strive for. that foolish grin of the horny monkey had been replaced by a peaceful, enlightened smile. what can one do after an experience of such significance? there can be only one answer: have a meal the likes of which even the gods would be envious. and i was in just the city to do that! so i took the metro downtown to baixa and found this fantastic little restaurant that served all kinds of wonderful portuguese delectables. it was expensive, mind you, but it was certainly worth it. i forget what it is called in portuguese, but what i ate was basically a beef steak that was more tender than i had ever had, with tasty potatoes and lots of garlic and onion. wonderful.
afterwards, as i sat in my chair contemplating what i had done in my previous lives to deserve such utter bliss, my mind started to wander. a note to aspiring sages: this is usually the first sign that something is wrong. when you are in a moment such as the moment i describe here, your mind should not be wandering – it should be reveling in that very moment. so i started to plan my next escapade in lisboa, and i started to recall the notes from this forum. after a moment of thought, i realized that i was just a few minutes from praça da figueira, a spot that has been famously described as harboring romanian lovelies.
one thing that i had failed to mention in my previous reports was that on my first day, as part of my frustrations, i had passed by these avenues in search of a romanian sighting, but alas i saw nothing (just adding to my frustration of that day). so on this day, it being of a later hour, i thought it might be useful to simply scope out the area in case i feel the need on one of my remaining days. so i whipped out my notes and found a fantastically detailed description by murilloa which stated that the romanians can be found on the corner of poço do borratem and rua condes de monsanto. next, i opened my hotel-issued tourist map and located poço do borratem, but there was no mention whatsoever of rua condes de monsanto. no problem, i figured it would be a nice walk in any case.
so i strolled down the hill with my belly full and my dick still tingling ever so slightly, feeling smug and happy with myself. the night was pleasant and the traffic was light, which made for an even better atmosphere. i walked down the south side of the praça and luckily glanced over and saw the name of the street which juts out of the south-east side of the praça - rua condes de monsanto! so this is such a small street that it does not appear on the tourist maps. i walked a further 20 yards and behold, the infamous romanian corner!
exactly as muri had described and in exactly the correct location, this was indeed the sw scene. i was quite resolute that no further humping was to be had this evening, and so i felt quite comfortable walking the gauntlet of sws. i took a deep breath and began my tour. a few paces in i was propositioned from the other side of the street by a big, black sw (aged in her early thirties perhaps) with too much make-up wearing a fur coat and black stockings. she pursed her lips and made that kissing sound to me. while this may be a serious turn-on for some guys, i myself find it immensely crass and off-putting. not that i was in the market for a sw, but this just made the decision, as my american friends say, a no-brainer. i walked on, leaving kissy to her own devices, still firm in my confidence and refusing to consider anything further tonight. about 20 paces down the street there was yet another fur-wearing sw, but this time of a decidedly more east european persuasion and significantly younger in age (perhaps early twenties). she had lovely blonde curled locks cascading down her shoulders, with a fair amount of make-up and a rather strong expression on her face. as i approached my will began to weaken and i felt a stirring in my loins. i approached as casually as i could and i suddenly realized that were i to proposition this lady (not that i was of course, remember, i had already had mine tonight) what would i say? as you know by now, the virility i showed (in my mind at least) with rafaella belies the linguistic impotence that lies at the heart of my problems in lisboa. so that was it, the last straw, i decided that i would walk through this street, straight to the metro and back to my hotel room. as i passed her she suddenly shouted something out at me which i did not understand. i think it was ‘puta!’, which i later looked up in my berlitz dictionary and found to mean wh*re. that makes sense.
the aggressiveness of her bark coupled with my newly made resolution to return to my hotel room resulted in me just walking on through, like a perfectly enlightened guru drifting past all the troubles in the world. as i walked away i took a few short breaths and felt considerably better, as if a load had been lifted from my shoulders. but i was not out of the woods yet. as if fate sensed my weakness, about 20 paces down from the golden-locked puta, i spied a jewel in the rough standing quite innocently at a corner (this was not a street corner, just a little jut in the road that caused a small corner for her to stand at. it’s hard to explain). there she was, standing like a young, elegant statue, looking across the street so that i had the perfect profile view of her. i wasn’t sure she was a sw, as she was far too carefully presented and seemed a little young (she looked like she was in her late teens). she had red hair, neatly and tightly tied behind her head; porcelain skin the kind you find in vista alegre stores dotted throughout portugal; she had a jean jacket on and a knee-length skirt. as i approached she turned to me and an ever-so-slight smile crept to her face. foolishly, i mistook this for something that it wasn’t - i later found out the smile was because she had just identified another mark.
as taken as i was with her appearance, i still felt the need to walk away, so to my credit i continued past her. but she called after me in a small, alluring voice (nothing like puta), and being the stooge that i am, i turned. she rattled something off in portuguese, and all i caught were a few words: ….pensão…sexo… cinquenta…
now i was confused. i distinctly recall muri’s description of the romanian sw deal as involving simple fs in exchange for 25 of europe’s finest. if i understood correctly, this soft-spoken red-head temptress was asking for twice that amount. if true, i attributed this to the euro 2004 effect. however, i was not sure that she had asked for 50 euros - as those of you who have had the experience of learning a foreign language can attest, the numbers are not easy to master, especially the 40s-90s. without my trusty berlitz pocket guide to help me, i didn’t want to agree to any sort of deal, especially if it involved being over charged by two times the regular rate. so out came my most well-practiced phrase: “falla ingles?” response: “huh?” so i thought back to my days on the los angeles bus system, and recalling some spanish i said “quanto?” and she repeated “cinquenta” so i ran through the numbers in my head (tres, quarto, cinco, seis…wow, wow, that’s too much), and so, recalling that in italian 20 is venti, i said “nao, venti” and held up two fingers.
she scoffed, turned her head around, and her pony tail whipped around (an effect i rather find pleasant). she then went on in portuguese (although it could have been romanian, i don’t know) about pensão, sexo, and some other things. as she talked, i looked straight at her face and watched the way her hands moved. she was chewing gum, not a great turn on, but it allowed me to see the movement and texture of her lips. such close inspection allowed me to also notice that she had these small red freckles dotting her cheeks and neck. i also noticed the fine texture of her hands, and how well groomed they were. a gum-chewer often has bitten-down nails (nervous energy), but her nails were well-groomed and carefully tended. as i have said before, that goes a long way in this business. i felt the all-too-familiar stir in my pants, and i felt shame. what in the name of all that is holy are you getting all worked up over? you just had the most magnificent fuck with an exotic, gorgeous angolan beauty in adonis, why do you want to go and spoil that? no, just walk away, go home and you will sleep very well tonight. you are king right now, don’t [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] that away.
i said “ok, ok, venti cinco”, and she countered with “trenta”, and i said “vamos”. notice how easily and quickly my resolution to return to my hotel disappeared. in fact, i didn’t even realize that my mind had changed until we started trudging back down the street towards the pensao. as i walked behind her back towards punta and kissy, i realized that i was walking behind a sw with the whole world to see. it was excruciatingly obvious, and that walk lasted a life time. i’m not a particularly shy person, but this really was a little too sordid. also, as we walked, i noticed the way she walked, and it wasn’t all that pretty. she walked on her toes, but she kind of fell forward and stopped her fall with her stride. it made for a terribly inelegant gait, which was the first sign of things to come. as we crossed the street she yells out at the top of her lungs to puta something in some language, which could very well have translated to “hey puta, i’ve got myself a right ******* here, i’m going to fleece him of his cash and i’ll be right down to split that filhós with you.” perhaps most off-putting about this turn of events was that the quiet, demure girl that i thought i had propositioned had turned into a loping, loud-mouthed, street urchin.
the pensão was right there in the middle of the street, the door perhaps 20 meters from the corner of poço do borratem and rua condes de monsanto. she pressed the button and screamed her name “yonella!!!” the buzz couldn’t come soon enough, after which we were climbing the rickety wooden stairs. they were exactly as muri had described them: steep, dirty, dark. as we climbed i checked out her ass. the jean jacket came down to cover half her ass, so i couldn’t see all that much. but it looked fit and definitely acceptable. when we reached the top of the stairs, a young guy came out of the door with a sheepish look on his face. here was an awkward moment. he and i were face to face for a second, both trying to avoid eye contact, but i could see that he was definitely ashamed of being there. thinking back now, perhaps it wasn’t simply a case of moral shame, i think it was more than that. i think this guy had just gone through what i was about to go through, and he was ashamed that he had stooped so low. but at the time i didn’t know that of course, and i felt sorry for the guy. i hope this guy was none of the most esteemed readers of this forum, and if so, my deepest apologies.
so we walk in and turn right and then left into the first room. it’s a large spacious room with an open window (i know, i wanted that window closed, but there didn’t appear to be any chance of being seen). there was a large bed in the middle of the room covered with a dirty green cover. to the right next to the entrance was a small wash basin and a bidet. the floors were hard wood and extremely dusty and dirty. i followed her in, but she promptly turned around and screamed at the top of her lungs something i couldn’t understand. for a second i thought she had gone completely mad and was screaming at me. perhaps she was schizophrenic and was having an episode or something. but then i heard a man’s voice from some other room shouting back at her. she stormed out of the room and i peered around the corner to see a brute of a man hand her a couple of “towels”. i could probably take el bruto, if i had four or five big friends.
she closed the door and held out her hand for the money. i would ordinarily argue with her that i would pay her afterwards, but i was already suspecting this was a lost cause, so i handed over the 30 euros. she started to take off her clothes and grunted at me to take off my clothes. so i crossed the room to where there was a small chair, and started to disrobe. as i disrobed i watched her take off her clothes. as she revealed her body, i must say that i was pleasantly surprised. she had exquisite skin, perfectly smooth and pale, with just that tinge of reddish-pink that comes with red-heads. she removed her blouse to reveal two large, ripe, round breasts. as the bra came off i couldn’t help admiring the small, pink nipples – quite extraordinary. as she moved about the business of disrobing, i watched the way the breasts moved and i decided they were obvious implants. that got me to thinking: implants cost money, and how does a poor ee teenager afford such an investment. anyway, below her beautiful breasts was a tight midsection that was certainly worth further investigation, should the opportunity ever arise.
but as she took off her skirt, i saw something that literally made me recoil – she revealed her feet, which were dirty beyond belief. her toe-nails had not been cut in months, and there was dirt (at least i hope it was dirt) under her toe nails. i thought this to be a little unfair. after all, i had agreed to the deal under the (false) impression that she was a well-manicured, carefully groomed individual (recall references to her nails and hair earlier). now she was showing her true self, and it was not very pleasant. i considered asking for my money back, but then i thought about the difficulties involved in this (both of the linguistic sort as well as the el bruto sort) and decided against it.
so she takes one of the “towels” and walks over to the bidet and cleans herself very thoroughly (almost too thoroughly, i thought she was going to hurt herself). as she was doing this her feet were straining and stretching, and i just couldn’t imagine that i was about to be intimate with her. but at the same time i was watching those magnificent breasts bounce and swing, and i was getting an erection. how screwed up am i? she grunts at me and motions for me to clean myself with the “towel”. so i cross the room to the sink and pick up the remaining “towel”. this was a rag of pink cloth that looked absolutely vile. it looked like it had been rubbed against every euro 2004 fan’s penis and asshole several times over, and was now being handed to me for me to nicely wipe all over my most precious possession. i would have flat-out rejected such a notion, except when i picked it up it actually felt clean. it clearly had been washed and had in fact been neatly folded. this was a shocker. so i duly cleaned myself.
she had in the meantime mounted herself on the bed, sitting on her ass with her head propped on the headboard and her legs bent, as if she was getting ready to give birth. it wasn’t the most appealing position because it put her feet in a very prominent position. she grunted to me and motioned that i should start my business. now those of you who have read my reports carefully will recognize that while i am not the most romantic of individuals, i am somewhat sensitive to the niceties of courtship. i like the pleasantries, i like the foreplay and i like the social aspects of this activity that we all indulge in. this was just a little too direct for me. “come…fuck me…be done with it…i have filhós to share with puta…”
no. i paid a good 30 euros, i will have it my way. so i walked over to her and before i could say anything she whipped out a condom, ripped it open and slapped it into my hand, grunting that i should put it on. ok, so i put it on. then i turned to her and asked her “quanto anos?” and she replied “dezenove”. this continued for a few minutes, during which time i found out that she was indeed romanian, she had been here for one year, and no, she will not spit out that fricking gum that she is chewing. so if she is going to give me this attitude, i just decided to have some fun. i was still standing besides her while she was in the pregnancy position, and i grabbed her boobs and started to roughly play with them, and holy crap! they were real! i couldn’t believe it, these perfectly spherical, perfectly firm, perfectly beautiful creations were in fact a creation, nay, a marvel of nature itself! they were not only perfectly round and firm, they were huge! i put both my hands around one of them and they did not fill my two hands together. recall from my earlier report what i did with rafaellas bottom, i tried to replicate here with yonella’s breasts: i squeezed, slapped, pinched, rubbed, kneaded, spread, squished and flat out molested them. this in itself was almost worth the cost of admission (not quite).
she tolerated this for about 60 seconds, after which she grunted for me to mount her and be done with it. my member was raging at this point, not more than two hours since finishing with rafaella, ready for another round. i told her to flip over, because of my well-documented penchant for rear-ends. she refused. she gave me some bs about something to do with her digestive system (indicated by her patting her belly), which i didn’t understand (although it did sound familiar from a post on the wsf). i insisted that she should flip over, and she protested again. i insisted once more (man, this was not good), and she gave me the old belly-rub again. so i cocked my head and gave her the universal sign for “what’s the deal man?”, after which she reluctantly agreed. she flipped over and revealed her ass. and whoa, no, that was not the site i had been expecting! it looked dirty and not well tended at all – certainly not the kind of thing i would enjoy looking at (or smelling) while trying to satisfy nature’s prime directive. so i changed my mind immediately. i told her to flip back over, for which she was very happy, and i hastily jumped onto the bed. i inspected her pubic region which was partially shaven, although i think her pubic hair was sparse to begin with. her pussy was a bright red color, the color of ripe pomegranate seeds. in fact, it looked as if it was bleeding, and i thought “oh crap, is it her period?” but no, on closer inspection i realized that is just her color, as evidenced by her hair and her skin. so i slid into her pussy and started to pump. as i did that i looked down and (damn it!) i just couldn’t get the sight of her feet out of my line of vision. they were right next to me, as she sat there with her legs bent and knees pointing up. so i pulled out and i said “nada”. she grunted, indicating “what?” and i pointed down and said “nada”. so she started chattering in some language and grabbed my limp dick and started to rub and squeeze and, yes, even slap. this was not what i would call a hand job, it was more like mechanical stimulation designed to force blood into the penis and allow me to then penetrate.
needless to say this was not doing anything for me, so i decided to go for the only thing that would work for me at this point: her beautiful boobs. so i went to work, and after a while i became hard from the sight of her boobs being squeezed and massaged, and she slipped me into her. i fucked and squeezed for a good 10 minutes, making her very impatient, but who the hell cares. i fucked and squeezed, carefully averting my eyes from her feet and instead fixing my gaze on what i was doing to her tits. meanwhile she sat there chewing her gum and looking entirely disinterested. as i fucked her, i was vaguely aware of the fact that my balls were rubbing against the bed-spread, and given that this was clearly her position of choice, i tried not to think about all the other hundreds of men whose balls had rubbed exactly on that same spot. yah, i know.
after what seemed like an eternity, i finally came. it was an ejaculation of relief in the sense that i could now get the fuck out of this place. but that was the only satisfaction that came from this experience, and the shame was already all around me. i was sickened to the stomach for how low i had sunk – why the hell did i do it?? i had just had a beautiful experience with a goddess in adonis, why would i demean myself with this cheap, sordid, dirty, unsatisfying, uninspired, despicable act?
i cleaned up, and as we left the room yonella went to find el bruto and slipped him some cash. we walked down the stairs and as we approached the door i asked her how much she had given him. she said cinco, but she may have been lying. the door opened, and she walked away from me without looking back or acknowledging me again. she walked straight over to puta and kissy and it looked like they were discussing where to get their filhós from.
i, on the other hand, made haste for the metro, went directly to my hotel room and went straight into the shower. i literally scalded myself with hot water as i scrubbed and re-scrubbed myself for almost forty five minutes in the shower trying to rid myself of the memory that was yonella. out damn’d spot! out i say.
so, here’s my final assessment of this dreadful event. first, the romanian sws are easy to find and i suspect a great deal of fun. however, as this report shows, ymmv. muri himself has reported on some fantastic experiences, and at the same time, some god-awful experiences. i think i just got some bad luck after i had expended it all in adonis. additionally, this happened just hours after rafaella, and so the juxtaposition perhaps added to my disappointment. my suggestion to those visiting lisboa (and i guess to locals as well, although i wouldn’t presume to advise you) would be to give the sws a shot, but be careful. first of all, avoid yonella at all costs. she survives on false impressions, as you can see from how easily i was duped. and she does absolutely nothing during the act, except incessantly chew her gum. and second, don’t expect too much from this. you will get a simple fuck and nothing more. if you are looking for a place to dump your sperm then this will do it for you. but if you are looking for an inspiring, memorable life-time event, don’t bother.
in my next (and final) installment i will describe to you my last day in this wonderful, beautiful city you all take for granted. it includes a visit to rua rodrigo da fonseca / rua artilharia, and a second (less successful) visit to adonis.
adeus until then.
Some nice sites of ladies in Lisbon:
Leviana.web.pt: http://casal.alojamentos.org/relax/id40.htm
Portal Privado: http://www.portalprivado.com/index1.htm
Has anyone tried any of the ladies?
Hi all,
I've been out of town for a while and haven't been roaming the clubs or houses for sometime now. Anyway I went to Black Tie to check it out and can confirm everything that Zé Duron says.
Black Tie is a club located near the other clubs (Gallery and Elefante Branco). The door policy is similiar to the other clubs and if the doormen don't recognize you as a usual customer they will request money at the door which can later be used to purchase drinks. When you walk in you have to go down quite a few flights of stairs until you reach the club. The decoration is pretty old and it is quite dark in there. There are tables around the dance floor but these are for customers with bottles and regulars that come in everyday, I think. The club is open until the early hours of the morning but I found out that most of the girls start arriving here after 4.00am when the other big clubs close. The routine is the same and as in the other clubs negotiation is the key. Prices vary depending on those negotiation skills and also on how much the girl is willing to go out with a customer. But I figure that these girls come here after the clubs because they didn't work before and need to by the end of the night. The other possibility is that they need the extra cash or that they just love their work!
That said, I met a blonde girl that usually works at Gallery named Eduarda. She is about 1,70mts, nice C size cups and a perfect, firm round ass. As has been mentioned before by Mur, the tan lines on her body are extremely sexy and very enticing... We chatted for a while, she had a beer and I had my traditional Johhnie Walker. After about half an hour we agreed on 125 EUR (she started at 200 EUR) and left. A little more expensive then the houses but she was a club girl and 125 EUR to me at the time was very good. She took me to a pensão near Av. Liberdade called Sereia, which is where I guess most of the girls go. The room was 30 EUR, it was nice and clean, fresh sheets, TV with porn if required, music and AC. Not a bad deal for 30 EUR.
In the room Eduarda was very friendly and allowed lots of kissing and touching. She did a little striptease number, a little more kissing and took me to the shower. We showered together and had some more wet fun in the shower and then moved on to the bed for the main course. She started with a BBBJ and I returned as we got in the 69 position for a few minutes. Then the standard positions, cowgirl, miss and doggie for the final. We lay on the bed for quite a while talking and chatting. I think that if I had wanted I coulda gone for the second pop, but it was already 6.00am and I was tired. In any case the guy that rents the room started knocking on the door saying that the hour had passed. When we left, the waiting room had 2 more couples waiting for rooms, so I guess that was the reason the man was knocking at the door. All in all it was a good experience and I can reccomend Eduarda to anyone. I have her phone number if anyone would like to meet her in the afternoon, just PM me.
Also, a friend of mine went to a house near IC19 (the road that goes from Lisbon to Sintra) that has a website and he liked it very much. http://www.piriguetis.com/ I plan on visiting this place soon and reporting back on it. But according to my friend this is a must visit house.
Tchau e um abraço,
Mutrix
Official Thank You letter for Kumbo,
A great Guest to share our streets with
First of all: Be welcomed!
Reading tru your reports I couldnt stop thinking about how good your writing skills are, the detail is very good, not beeing tiering at all.
In fact getting the reader from tracking you down as a shadow to making him stumble across filosophic thinking is a great mix that turn these reports memorable.
The rerferals to culture and gastronomic feasting are brilliant and show that the reader is true gentleman, a modern man that knows that the essential pleasures don´t die off after leaving the brothel.
Your writing is realistic, but also envolving, creating a great atmosphere, closing the gap between fiction and the real view from an experimented deer hunter.
I can only thank you for first sharing your experienace and second doing it in such a great way!
After our great Muri, the house Connoseur we have had the privilege to share our streets with a
Tried to go to http://www.piriguetis.com/ last evening and this is a place worth SKIPPING!!! The way they conduct business is awful, the trouble to get there is incredible and last the girls they advertise are never in.
Lets try to detail the situation. I started chatting with one of the girls using MSN messenger as they advertise their username. She told me the place was in Oeiras, near Tagus Park, that there were 4 girls there and she said the names of the girls from the website. From the pics on the website, some of the girls seem very interesting and the 50 EUR half hour option seemed very intersting. From the chat on MSN she the girl said to call 10 minutes before arrival and she would give me further details on how to get to the place.
So when I was on the highway to Cascais, I give them a call and say that I'm 10 mins away and ask how to proceed. A girl named Ana (there is no Ana on the website) answers the phone and asks where I am. When I reply that I am on the highway, she says that I should go to the MickeyD near Tagus Park and call her back. I'm already thinking that this is too much hassle and too many phone calls, but decide that I should try it as the girls in the website are really nice.
Anyway as I arrive at the MickeyD, I call back and a guy answers the phone this time saying that he is almost getting to the place and is coming with 4 girls!!! I ask him if I had the right number, because I had just spoken to a girl that was in a house that was supposed to give me directions!!! His answer is that it is the correct number and that he is driving the 4 girls to the house, that he is on the highway and is 5 minutes away. This is starting to get very freaky and wierd... how do these people plan on doing business if they expect their customers to wait so long???
But again I decide to wait and see the girls, because at 50 EUR these girls are very hot. So once again I call back past 15 minutes and finally I get directions. I was told to go to São Marcos (an area very close by with lots of apartment buildings) stop by the Banco Totta and call them back... All these call backs and paranoia on their part is extremely strange, but I see the light at the end of the tunnel and start thinking that Pamela (girl from the site that was supposed to be there) will make all this hassle worthwhile.
So there I am parked in front of the Bank, calling on my cell phone. The new instructions are to park look for number 33 and the apartment number is 5-B. Finally I have a final destination and in a short time I shall be with the perfect bodied Pamela. The whole area is comprised to relatively new buildings and it seems to be a safe area. So I ring the buzzer and go inside. Up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell. Strange thing when the door opened as the girl that opened the door was hiding behind the door so it seemed like the door was opening by itself.
When I walk in there is a overweight, short girl inside (she opened the door) with big breasts. I quickly look around the house and see 4 closed doors which I assume are the bedrooms and I was led into a small living room with a computer and webcam. At this point I thought the girl that greeted me was going to call in the girls so they could introduce themselves (SOP) and I would then pick who I liked. But how WRONG I was!!! She said that she was the only girl available at that time but that in about 30 mins another girl would be available.
I told her that I had just spoken to a guy that said he was coming with 4 girls and they were the girls on the website. She responded that they had come, 2 left right away to be with other customers, and that they had a customer waiting downstairs that had just taken a girl. So she was the only available one. First off this girl was not in my particular taste and wasn't on the website. Supposedly they knew I was coming (from all the phone call we exchanged) would it have hurt them to wait for a few minutes so as I could meet some of the girls, if they exist? Lot of bad things happened during this whole ordeal and I think that I have learned a few things for my next experiences.
Anyway false advertising is not the way to go, as I firmly believe that the girl I met is probably the only one that works there. Also they need to get in touch with their customers... and like I learned in business school, it is more expensive to get a new customer than to maintain an existing customer. I will never go back there again, and the first thing I did this morning was write this review here on the board so I could pass this information to all hobbyists. So this is one of those places to avoid.
Finally, the idiot that was answering the calls, called me back 1h30 mins later and said that they now had 2 girls available, one of which I had already met. I told him to forget about it and put real pictures of the girls on the website to see how many more customers they get...
Tchau e um abraço,
Mutrix
Hi Folks,
So I have just retuned from my trip to Lisboa and wanted to share
my experiences with you.
Some of you have recommended Carina to me and after a number
of fruitless calls I finally managed to meet her. Her attitude is indeed great. However, she was VERY rushed when I met her. Maybe I came at an inconvenient time, I don't know. All throughout or meeting she kept disappearing. Moreover, I had to take a cold shower since their heating was broken.
Well, in the short time, she gave me a nice BBBJ after which she started riding me. She then did some more sucking, until I came in her mouth.
All in all, it could have been much nicer I she hadn't been that rushed.
During my stay, I also tried some of the girls on the streets in the center, however, that was a waste of money. The two girls I tried were cheap (40 and 25 EUR), but one in the room they lost any interest in pleasing you. They did not bother to fully undress and one of them was lying on the bad like a corpse. She was looking out of the window and yawning. Clearly, this was not what one considers a turn-on, so after about 5 minutes I walked out on her.
I will be back in Portugal in a couple of weeks and see if I can make use of the recent recomendations.
[Part 4]
Dear WSG Forum members,
This is the last in my four part story of my escapades in the beautiful city of Lisboa. This installment will be significantly shorter than the previous three, since many of the details have already been described earlier. I thank you for your patience. And I hope some of you may have benefited from the details provided earlier. Should anyone require additional details about this report (or any other), please feel free to PM me.
One note, before I get into the report. I must say that writing these reports is extremely time-consuming. I have been inspired by the regular contributors to this forum, most notably the English gentleman Mur, the Portuguese warrior Zé Duron, and others such as Mutrix and Spud. It was your dedicated, entertaining, and informative reports that helped me enjoy the bounties of your city, and I wish to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Additionally, the kind words that you have all lavished upon me are far, far too kind (e.g., posts from Mur and Zé Duron). As I say above, it was in fact YOU gentlemen who inspired me to report in the length and detail that I did, and so it is you who should be congratulated. Through your continued and consistent reports over (at least) the last year, you have allowed countless WSG forum readers to partake in the pleasures of your city. And for that we are indebted to you. May we all find the pleasures we so diligently seek out.
On my third day I had to spend the entire day doing official business. In the evening I had to go to dinner with a group of colleagues, and we went to this huge mall called the Columbo shopping center (at the Colégio Militar metro stop on the blue line). We ate at a restaurant that was “Madeira style”, which means that they serve huge spits of meat at your table. It was quite delicious, as our group shared several different styles of meat. Afterwards I left my group and walked around the mall a little, belly full, dick quite limp. I considered some night activity at places like Black Tie, Gallery, or Elefante Branco, but after a full day at work I was beat, so I went back to the hotel and slept like a baby.
The next day was a Saturday, and this is the chain of events: all morning I was touristing around. I visited the castle on the hill (Castelo de São Jorge), the Rossio, I carefully avoided the Romanian corner for fear of running into either of the three SWs described in my previous report. I then went to El Corte Ingles to do some shopping (they had a sale on some touristy items like Portuguese decorative tiles, some curios, some porcelain) and I had lunch there. After lunch I pulled out my WSG notes and constructed my plan of attack. I decided to do the following. First, I would walk down the hill to Adonis and see what the action was like. Given that it was Saturday, I expected a slow evening. If that didn’t work out I would walk up the hill to Rua Artilharia Um and Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca. It looked fairly close on the map, so I figured I could walk it.
The walk down to Rua Braamcamp was about 15 minutes downhill so it was not a problem. When I go to Adonis it was about 3pm, and the same English speaking provider was there to act as interpreter. She explained that on Saturday it is very slow so there are only two other girls plus her. Let this be a warning to those visiting Lisboa – if you must make one day your primary day for such activities, avoid Saturday. So she called each of them in. The first was a very ordinary looking girl, perhaps in her early thirties, medium height and build, large breasts and a very heavy ass. Not my type. Next was, believe it or not, Rafaela! Ok, so you’re thinking – great! But no. See, I had already had my experience with her, and quite frankly I was not inclined to spoil it by going for a second round. I wanted to savor my memory of her as I had experienced it. If I repeat, there was an excellent chance that all of that would be shattered. You have to recognize a good thing when it comes, and more importantly, never take too much of a good thing. So when my interpreter came back in, I asked her to explain to Rafaela that it was not her, it was me, blah blah blah. She understood perfectly fine, and gave me a business card for the next time that I wanted to visit so that I could call ahead. This is what it says:
Adónis Health Club
Medicina Natural
Emagrecimento e Manutencão
Jacuzzi e Banho Turco
Ginástica passive e de esforco
Espaco Relaxante
Rua Braamcamp, 22 - 1º- 1250-050 Lisboa
Telef: 21 386 76 38 – www.adonishealthclub.com
So I walked out, down the hill and made for Rua Artilha Um. When approaching the Marques de Pombal, according to my map Rua Artilha Um is to the left up the hill. Man, it is quite a walk up the hill to that area. You walk past the Meridian hotel and the Ritz (there was all sorst of construction going on, making it dusty, noisy and not very pleasant) and then you get into this quiet residential neighborhood. I walked around a little, waiting for the sun to descend a little. I walked to the very end of those streets (until it hit Rua Marques da Fronteira, I think that’s the name of the street) and saw a group of people congregated outside this huge installation. I had no idea what it was so I walked over for a look. I noticed that the people in the crowd were mostly black, although there were some Portuguese looking people too. Most of them were women, children and very old people, which was odd. As I approached I realized the huge installation that they were waiting to gain access to was a prison! That made sense, that the wives, children and parents of the criminals were waiting to get in and visit on a Saturday afternoon. So I about-turned and came back.
I walked all over that area and found no SWs at all. I figured it was too early, so I stopped in a small café and had a coffee and pastry (man, you people in Portugal know how to enjoy life. The coffee is fantastic and the variety and quality of pastries is just superb. I usually don’t like such tasties, but I couldn’t resist). I hung around for about an hour and a half, and then went out and did another run around the streets.
I finally spotted a couple of SWs on Rua Rodrigo da Fonseca almost exactly where Spud had found them (he posted a small photo of a map that shows this area very well). I found them a little closer to the corner of Rua Padre Antonio Vieira. There were two of them, both EE looking. One of them had short bleached-blonde hair, very clean looking. She appeared to have brown eyes (I think), and she was wearing tight leather pants. What a give away. The other was wearing jeans and a white blouse. She had light brown hair that was tied in a pony tail with a pink scrungee. As I approached they both started to talk in Portuguese (even to my non-native ear it did sound broken), and I asked them if they spoke English (Não). So they started to negotiate, starting at cinquenta. I think it must be the English thing – they figure they can start high. I said no, 20. At this, they laughed loud and heartily, slapping their knees joyfully at the sheer absurdity. In any case, we negotiated for a while, all the time I was looking very carefully at their finger nails, teeth and most importantly their feet. The blonde had closed-toe shoes, so she was out of the running immediately. The other had sexy black high heels on, and her toes looked clean and well-tended (pink toe-polish on in fact). So we negotiated for almost 3 minutes, during which time the price fell from 50 euros to 30 euros, back up to 65 euros for both of them at the same time, then down to 50 euros for one of them with anal, and then up to 100 euros for both of them with anal. I was delighted with the offer of anal, as this is a rare pleasure these days. I thought very carefully about the last option, as I have never had the pleasure of a double bang, especially a double anal bang. But one thing that I am not, my friends, is greedy, and I know my limits, so I decided on a single anal entry from the cleaner of the two.
We walked not more than 2 minutes, trying our best to talk along the way (incidentally, on the way to the pensão I noticed a more Portuguesa-looking SW, perhaps in her mid-thirties, but very shapely). In discussions with my selected SW, I discovered that her name is Yana (her friend’s name is Stella), she’s been here for 3 months, she’s 25 years old from Romania. She came for Euro 2004, and she’s going back soon. This walk was significantly less uncomfortable than the walk I took with Yonella because there were very few people around (the entire neighborhood is very quiet). We walked to a pensão that looked like it should have been condemned about 20 years ago. The door was almost falling off the hinges, the stairs were old and rickety, and the cement was cracking and breaking in places. We stopped in a second floor room, that was surprisingly open and breezy. There was a separate bathroom and a pile of clean towels. We undressed, and I inspected her body with a careful eye before she went into the bathroom to clean herself. A few minutes later she emerged and I went in and cleaned myself, to return to a beautiful vision of her in all her splendor.
She was about 5’5” with a slim, tight body. She had brown freckles all over her body (which were fine), small breasts (maybe an A cup), and what looked like thick, strong bones. She certainly looked like an athlete of some sort, perhaps a middle distance runner. She had slightly heavy thighs, but they were clearly muscular and not flabby. But most importantly for me, she had an ass that was very easy on the eyes. It was not quite as voluptuous as Rafaela’s, but it was shapely and looked much harder and tighter. Things were looking up, figuratively and literally.
She walked over to me and presented her naked body to me. I put my hands on her cheeks (face), and slowly rubbed my hands down her face, around her neck, onto her flat chest and large, brown nipples, past her athlete’s midsection and onto her hips, where I lingered as I knelt besides her pussy. I was tempted to kiss, but I am scrupulous with my health when it comes to SWs. My mouth will not touch skin – I’m not sure why that is, but I just can’t do it. Even with Yonella’s beautiful breasts, as tempted as I was to sink teeth into the plentiful, firm flesh, I would not do it for fear of who else has salivated on that spot. I turned her around and inspected her ass - as I had thought, tight, firm and very pleasing. I noticed those small, fine hairs that some girls have on their asses (as opposed to the coarse, long hairs that men have on their butts), and it was kind of a turn on.
She turned back around, knelt as I stood, and took my penis into her mouth. That rascal had had a condom in her mouth this whole time waiting to apply it to me! So she did her rather uninspired BJ for a few minutes, and then lay down on the bed for me to mount her. I worked the mish for a few minutes and then got impatient – I was here for one thing and one thing only, and that was the back door. So she reaches over into her purse and takes out some lube and lubes up my penis, and then flips over into doggy position and applies plenty of lube to her ass, and indicates to me that the road is open to traffic, but proceed with caution. I slowly entered her ass, and it was like fireworks on the 4th of July. Tight was the feeling, but more than that the vision of her ass being spread by my member was really just too much to bear. I pulled out for fear of exploding after a mere three strokes! What am I, a teenager again? She showed some annoyance at this, quite understandably, so I tried once more. This time I only entered as far as the head and I pumped very slowly and carefully. But who was I kidding, this was not going to last very long, so I decided to open up and have some fun. So I slowly entered her all the way (which I think hurt her a little, but she took it like a trooper) and pulled out all the way, and I did this four more rhythmic times, each time getting more and more forceful, and mercifully this resulted in the desired result – satisfaction of the first order.
We cleaned up, I paid her the 50 euros, and I walked out a free man. I walked past the prison on my way to El Corte Ingles and shuddered at the thought of what other sorts of ass-sex is going on in there. At the Corte I had a tasty coffee at a café in the basement before heading back to my hotel one final time.
I left the next morning (the bastard taxi driver tried to charge me 15 euros for a 5 minute trip to the airport. He claimed that my two carry-on pieces of luggage (which went into the back seat with me) were an additional 4 euros each. I paid the dick wad 7 euros and walked off). As I sat in the window seat of the Continental Airlines airplane looking down at the city of Lisboa as the plane lifted up into the clouds, the stranger next to me handed me a tissue as a tear crept down my cheek (I’m just kidding, but I was sad). The next time I return I will be armed with better control of the language, as well as contact information not only of the beautiful ladies of the night, but the refined gentlemen who ply their beds with frequency and skill (read: Mur, Zé Duron, and others).
This brings us to the end of my story, one which I dedicate to the fantastic permanent members of the Lisbon section of the WSG Forum. Thanks gentlemen. I envy you your city, and I wish you all the best of luck in your impending activities. If ever you plan to fly westward to the land of Evangelical Christians and fanatical Republicans, be prepared for a rude awakening – you will not find the sorts of pleasures you have become accustomed to, but you could still have a good time. Be sure to PM me if you are in my area and we will make sure you have the best possible time.
Kumbu
Vitória.
Yesterday I had to deliver a letter from a veteran to the Governador Militar de Lisboa. The old guy who asked me the favour gave me an adress near Xabregas. There were indeed army quarters in the address he gave me, but they instructed me that the right place was actually near "El Corte Inglés". To get there, I was not able to do another core, which I had to postpone until Monday. So, here I was, at 4.50 pm in a Lisbon square with the Governo Militar de Lisboa on my back, when I noticed a plaque in a building stating "Largo de São Sebastião da Pedreira". That clicked something. My next appointment was at 6.00 pm, so I had more or less 40 minutes of available time. The car parking was covered for one hour and I had some 5 notes of 20 euros in the pockect. I took my notepad out and checked an address that I got from this forum. I was practically in front of it.
As I see it, I was driven there in circumstances I didn't control. Superior forces placed me in that spot in those particulars. So I just had to ring that bell, or certainly some divine wrath would be upon me. We must be very carefull with clear and present signs from above! So I did what I had to do.
I was attended by a not so atractive Brazilian woman who gave the name of Susana, if I remember well. I had to wait a bit before someone left and I was presented to 4 or 5 other girls, Portuguese, Brazilian and Angolan, in several shades between white and chocolate. They were all creditable tributes to the female of the species.
One of them was Vitoria, of course. I thought to myself that this is a hell of a beautiful girl. I was proposed 50 euros for one of the girls or 75 euros for a session with two. I chose this latter option, which seemed good business, and ended paying 80 euros for Vitoria and said Susana.
It was a 100% safe sex operation (the girls used 4 condoms, changing it everytime I went from one to the other). And there was no anal. Well, Susana was not so bad in bed, but Vitoria was just great. The girl was not only beautiful, she was attentive, caring, not hurried at all (something I cannot say of Carina, for instance; I'll have to give her another try one of these days). She was nice and sweet and smiling throughout. I did not expect this. Was it because there was another girl on that bed or is she always like that? I definitely have to check it out again.
From the basis of this experience, I'd say that this girl should be on the top three or the top five of the sex tour of Lisbon (bearing in mind that the experience will be just CBJ and a straight fuck, or so I suppose; but as it goes, it was bliss).
I have this one to thank ZD and Mur, of course.
My latest sex forays before this were another session with Vanda and a BBBJTC with an Angolan SW called Vanessa, which was quite good.
Kumbu;
I suppose you have signed off, for a while, after your fourth brilliant posting on our lovely city.
Just another word of thanks for your reports, which are everything they should be, not only giving useful information to present and future mongers but also offering us a taste of real life in Lisbon, a genuine feel for the big highs and deep lows of the mongering hobby, and some philosophy as well.
This should have been a private message but I'm sure I speak for all Lisbon mongers in thanking you and wishing you well.
And as you have correctly indicated, we Lisbon boys should not take our beautiful city for granted. Even after a horrible Yonella-style experience, we must look up at the summer sky and the silhouette of the castle, and tell ourselves that life is sweet.
For all the other gentlemen, allow Muri to take a day's rest before reminding you of Paula of São João. Just as a foretaste: this is a lady who goes to the nudist beach, so instead of the fetish tan lines, we are talking about a smooth, dark, all over bronzing. And an overwhelming fuck, of course.
Rua Amadeu de Sousa Cardoso (Alcântara).
The full address and phone number are on some other post.
Nice, tall Brazilian mulata (with braces), I don't remember the name, making money to buy a house in Belo Horizonte. CBJ, vaginal, anal. 50 euros gives 50 minutes and supposedly a 2nd chance.
I found it honest service and pleasant company. Value for money.
What a wonderful Life!
Lisbon is at the fullest of it´s charms and the Euro 2004 withdrawal symptoms aren´t that hard anymore. The first week was really quite a long and heavy hangover!
Unfortunately I was not able to pay a visit to Mr Former Lurker. I guess we should have exchanged E-mail addresses and hope that you managed to do the best in lovely Lisboa.
I for myself had a fabulous time visiting two new places, at least new to me and familiar to a few of the present or absent members. First a little note to one of my all time favorite apartments in Lisbon: The place I keep writing about in Lumiar. The pregnant mamas an, lovely and helpful Joana has had the baby and is not showing her face around for the next couple of months but the place is still running and the girls, during the week up to 6, weekends down to 3 are still there and usually the chicas stay for a few month but during the last month there has been a new girl every second week, turning the curiosity on! Good management! The hour still goes for 100 euros but it´s ok to stay for another half an hour for free. It´s by far the chilliest environment that I had the pleasure to get to know. And I only say that because of one of the new places I have been in the latest.
It was a glorious afternoon and since I was in the heart of the Baixa I had reminiscence about the apartment down at Rua dos Fanqueiros, Nº 297 or so on the 3rd floor! Is it still working? Anyone has any lights on this because the phone number I had is not working anymore! I wonder.
So I made my way up to the the Rossio to challenge the girls at Calçada do Garcia, number 7, 3rd floor, phone number: 968635907.
On the way had a nice hot coffee and an ice cold beer at a esplanade in the nearby Rua de Santo Antão, pedestrian roadway in the back of the big Dona Maria Theatre. A lot of tourists in shorts as well as local girls in their high heel sandals got me horny really fast. This summer´s new footwear trend is great to my fetish, love sandals, flip-flops etc…
To get to the apartment I had to face something like 50 African illegal emigrants standing in the way up the road, no harm just a lot of strange and foreign languages mixing up in the hot Lisbon air, optimism lays everywhere, as well as in me, at least the prospective to find a nice chica to srew. I shared the elevator with two distinctive African´s that as I pressed the button to the third floor started giggling in their own universe like: “Ohh this lucky fellow is going to screw one of our special neighbours!” And the other went like: “Oh lucky prick, I envy him!”.
The door to the castle was opened by a Portuguese ex-working woman in her early 50´s and she is quite educated. She got me to n empty room with onlt two chairs and called the girls in. You could find like 5 or 6 girls, one African, three Brazilians and two Portuguese chicas between 25 and 35 I guess. The list starts at 30 euros for quick half and half and end at 80 euros for a full hour of heavy sex. I tried Catarina a Portuguese girl in her 20s, brown hair and clean but extremely pornish attitude, quite stiupid girl not to be compared to goddess Rebecca from last winter at Av. Miguel Bombarda and now disappeared. Catrina is just a horny business lady, nice curves with nice boobs and nice rear but short legs. She is the typical slutty morena from the suburbs, like Almada. I paid her 30 and just asked for a good long and deep blow. She does it covered and it was OK, nothing extraordinary but she turns me on. She asks for money for every extra, like 5 euros to go down on her, 20 for anal and so on. I said: “Just suck!”
As i got back to the street I looked for a newspaper quiosk and bought myself the daily news just to have a great laugh with our new “Self-imposed” government. I had to have some alcohol to get my laughing in control and chill out to the greatness of the moment. Lisbon at it´s best with Lisboners escaping the city in search of a packed beach at the Algarve. Live even more meat for the city summer slickers.
At about 7 in the afternoon I called the Apartment down at Avenida Almirante Reis, Nº 158 Cave esquerda (left basement apartment known as CV ESQ). The green door to the building is always opened, on the right you will find a creepy photo shop I guess. Just get in and down the stairs and ring at the door to your left. The door was opened by a tanned, false blond twentish Portuguese girl. She was on her way out but still showed me to the bar, a tinny room about 8 square meters at maximum where I was to wait on the white coach for the 8 (eight!!) girls available. I don´t know what to say but I had a hard time to decide between about 4 girls that clearly looked really sharp. The place itself is really an horny environment with the black and white floor tiles driving you insane. Every room has a Jacuzzi with ambient sound and everything include, Use it! You will also find a small bed and a marquees (uma marquesa!?). The girls show up in clean, sexy wrappings and wearing high heels, trying the best to impress you. I ended up making the choice easy by choosing instantly not on the best looking or hottest but going for the girl that showed the most calm and honest look, something between shame and pride, she was proud to say hello to me but looked a bit shy or lets say ashamed to do it at such a place. I won´t go into details but let me tell you it was one of the greatest and friendliest stay I had ever and I mean it, ever. The girl was wonderful, just an elegant princess that stayed one hour filling me with her libido, making me reach for stars that cost 100 euros! I had a drink, a tasty Bailey’s that she tasted in my mouth and the only disappointment was that after one hour there was o knock on the door, after two minutes another and then another. What a shame, the greatest atmosphere was killed, something that would never happen at Lumiar, never. Besides this counterpoint the place is superb. As I was leaving for a last Jacuzzi shower the girl asked me about the other girls and I told her there was a very pornish blond Brazilian lady in her mid thirties that looked great with boobs that look like artificially extended. Something I have never tried but will in the near future. So she just got out and called her friend in as I showered. She helped me with the drying and getting my pants back on! Altough it was clear that I could not do a move on her without paying it was a nice finisher and I promised to be back really soon.
I will post their phone number later as well as a few censored pictures on this board.
Pay them a visit and report back, this is a place that offers up to 12 girls during the week!
Zé D:
Thanks to you, Muri has just spent an hour in heaven with a fabulous creature.
Two days to go in Lisbon: Mur is heading north to explore a bit more of his lovely host country. Then duty will take him even further north to Mr Blair's offshore island. Still flushed by temporary prosperity, he read Zé's report on Almirante Reis 158 'Cave', and something said to him: "just go there".
Zé, you did not post the name of the goddess you enjoyed there. Mur is not sure whether you did this out of respect, or forgetfulness. But he will follow your example. It kind of added to the sport, to see the seven ladies and try to guess which one was 'the girl that showed the most calm and honest look', as you put it.
Anyway, Mur made his choice of a short-blondish-haired Portuguese beleza with grey-blue eyes and a magnificent body made for fashion TV. Maybe it wasn't the same as Zé's chica, but if there are TWO such divine women at this place it deserves to be featured on the cover of Newsweek magazine - the world needs some good news, after all.
Again following Zé in his reticence, Mur will go into no details and just say that this was definitely in the top ten experiences of a happy career of 30+ years worshipping at the altar of Venus. Words do not usually fail the garrulous Mur, but he can find little more to say, the thought of this woman just leaves him grunting and whimpering like a puppy having its belly stroked (just one of the many beautiful things this gorgeous lady did for the overage overweight puppy called Muri.)
So in the last few days, Bruna, Paula, Laura, and now, in a super league of her own, the magnificent queen of Almirante Reis. proving yet again what Muri already knows,
1. Portuguesas forever!
2. Try hard to visit one €100 lady per week rather than fast-fooding at €25 every second day. One thing is relieving the urge, quite another is to enjoy the body, brain and beauty which belonged to Muri for a delirious hour today at Almirante Reis 158 'cave'.
Zé, thanks once more,
But you just may have spoiled Mur for this forum because he will never want anyone else again...
First and foremost I wanted to thank the regular participants of this forum for their wonderful insights into the action in Lisbon. When I moved here six months ago I was ready to lament my change of fortunes, having previously enjoyed a lively scene in Johannesburg. Then I chanced upon WSG, and more precisely upon what I would like to refer to as the ‘Lisbon Group’.
Thanks to your unselfish and dedicated observations I’ve since enjoyed the company of Carol from 277 Rua dos Fanqueiros (more than once actually, hey it’s centrally located and at 20 euros it’s hard to beat), Paula on the 3rd floor of Calçada do Garcia (like a true Borges character), Roberta, the one with the braces from Rua Amadeu de Sousa in Alcântara (Sorry Harry, she’s not a mulata but a morena, ie a dark haired girl as opposed to a mixed race girl), as well as a petite Brazilian morena which I couldn’t resist, whose name I don’t recall, at the more up-market Adonis Health Club on Rua Braamcamp.
Next on my list is the newly discussed Almirante Reis basement, the ever elusive Carina from Avenida Gago Coutinho (if I can get thru to her), as well as Vitoria from Largo de São Sebastião da Pedreira, not to mention Rebecca from Avenida Miguel Bombarda and Rafaela at Adonis.
I am planning to settle in Lisboa for the foreseeable future, and now that I have begun to get my bearings on the 'scene' in this lovely city, I hope to someday soon contribute my own new insights on yet unexplored Venuses and venues.
Having said that, I do have one little contribution to make in reference to the Correio da Manha, the Portuguese daily , which I’ve found to be rather useful. Well, it turns out that they have their own site at www.correiomanha.pt with the personal classified or convívio, as they refer to it, listed. You’ll find well over 12 pages of ads on any given day which is rather tedious to read, even for those versed in the language of Camões. Still, it does have a neat little search function, 'pesquisar', that you can use to narrow down possibilities (such as lingerie). I’ve also found this function useful to crosscheck phone number listed on this forum, to see if there is a current ad associated to it or a second phone number.
Cheers
Hi All,
I just wanted to say thank you for the great advice on Lisbon.
I've been here before and went to Elefante Branco - met a Ugandan girl called Michelle - fantastic ass - and for 125 euros, she came back to my hotel. CBJ and full service twice.
This time around, I decided to try 158 Av. Alimirante Reis, and I am glad I did. I went in, was shown five girls, but I chose a girl called Lara.
She was very friendly and affectionate. I had a nice massage first, and then we moved to the bed, where she gave a nice CBJ, and then she got on top and rode me. I then gave her a massage - she had a nice ass too - and then did her from behind, and all for 100 euros.
Would definitely go there again!
Visiting new nests!
I took the late afternoon for some serious hunting; at least this was what I was dreaming about when I left the beautiful Chiado café I was in. I thought about taking a brief look at Rua dos Fanqueiros, Nº 277, 3rd floor, right side just to find out that the 4 ladies available were not up to my standards. I found ladies in their end thirties and forties but the worst was their condition because I appreciate some pair of legs that know their way about! So I left, giving the very nice door woman some 5 euros for them to have coffee.
Do you guys do that as well? Or is just me?
Well off I went to Calçada do Garcia, just a five minute walk from the first pit-stop. This apartment is located at Nº 7, 3rd floor, right side and the girls demand 30 for half and half or 50 for full hour one pop sex act. As my favorite porno starlet Catarina, a Portuguese chica I have reported about was not present it came to me that she really stood out of the available legs. I’ve been here about 4 times and have found a total of about 12 girls from which only really two were up to taste, Catarina and a tinny short hair curvy Brazilian. Well I laft again and stopped at the next café to regroup my thoughts –I was 2 null behind!
I decided to go to the area of Almirante Reis but this time to try out a new place called Andreia Assistentes, they are to be found in front of the great Portugália, on Rua Marques da Silva, Nº 51, 1st floor (they own the building). Tel: 969219976- 919342654- 932214696
A Brazilian blonde opened the door, not a beauty queen, more of a fuck-up girl than anything else. The place is not very excuisite at all, it´s a rundown apartment with kinky furniture and a very sweet cheap sexy flavour, a bit to odd for my taste and I am not that picky; but I like it clean and this place was not the cleanest brothel I´ve been to. I was presented to 4 black girls and three Brazilian morenas but for an asking price of 50 for quicky or 100 for full hour none of the girls made it up to my personal and favorite billboard. So I left and as I looked at my watch it was nine in the evening and I decided to pop up at the Portugália for a few beers and “croquettes”! Next I visited Rua Pascoal de Melo, nº 44, 2nd floor right side (I guess but check it out in past reports; it´s sometimes worth it!). First I called them and was announced that service would only start at 10 in the evening so I laid back and had the few beers. After such bad luck I got up to the apartment still in full optimism, it must have been the beautiful night and the few beers. I was shown 4 nice Brazilian faces and ended up doing a tanned blond with nice medium tits. She was not a stunner but had the best atmosphere at the presentation and the choice was right! The price is 60 for one act. She gave a beautiful massage, nice CBJ and I rode her in a couple positions.
In the end this experience was nice as I got to see some new places and some new faces or asses! And something is clear now: Lumiar and Almirante Reis nº 158 are not easily beaten!
Question:
Does anyone know of places like gernman FKK where one can talk to the girls beafor deciding on which?
Here are some places to hunt at in the near future:
• Estrada de Benfica Nº 540, Tel: 968420706
• Avenida de Roma –chinesa; 96 885 50 37
• OLAIAS-ALTIS –Av. Eng. Arantes e Oliveira, 46, 7º Dtº
• Bruna’s place is ‘Mirage’. 967292270. Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, 5th ‘D’. It’s opposite the Hotel Britannia
Has anyone tried these sites??
http://www.piriguetis.com/pagina_2_sexy.htm
http://www.relax-portugal.web.pt/mulheres.htm
www.escortportugal.com
As promised next week there will finally be some pictures on the Photos section!
Ze Duron - an excellent report on Av. Almirante Reis!!!! Thank you, I will give it a try.
Carlos
Years ago, actually in 1991, I spent a week in Lisbon while I was in the Navy. In those days we used to spend every night in a street with many bars, full of hoockers. One of the bars was called "Texas Bar", I can't remember the names of the other places. We had lots of fun there and the prices were unbelievably low.
Do these bars still exist ?
Local Expert
The bar still exists.
I also had a lot of fun when I lived in Portugal.
The place is called Cais do Sodré and there are other bars with girls.
Beijing Lover
Back again, with some action.
In this last couple of month (2 or 3) my contribution are almost equal to nothing, and you ask why? And I answer, because my activity is almost equal to nothing too. Too much work, no time and no extra money to spend on "test drives". I would like to check some places this month, Almirante Reis 158 'Cave', looks very nice, but 100 "paus", I have to think about it. Other place, an old fantasy, it's the "Aerobics Teacher at Cascais", but over here the price change to 100 too, so let's see, some problem again, it's better to expend 100 euros on one girl/two fucks, or 2 bills of 50 on two different girls/ one fuck each?
Well, after my introduction, let's post some value information here, and contribute with some research.
Zé, this is for you, and others interested. Last month I visited this place in Av. Roma, with two Chinese girls (I think they are 3), and I don't know if it's the some place that you mention on your post, the building is situated between Praça de Alvalade and Av. Estados Unidos America, and I think it was on the 7nd floor. When I arrived, a Chinese lady around mid 30’s opened the door and made me the offer, 50 euros for a massage and fuck with a young Chinese, not married, with no boyfriend, with no experience, very tight, in conclusion, almost virgin. I doubted a litter bit, but I always wanted to fuck a Chinese pussy, and I was on a mood for a relaxing massage. The young Chinese was not ugly, she was normal, 6 for the face, 5 for the body. The massage was applied by the older Chinese, and the young one, helped, it was nice, real relaxing. After the massage, the older one left the room, and it was only me and my Chinese “almost virgin” girl, she looked scared (could be faked, I don’t know), started wit a small CBJ, nothing to remember in the future, after that I went to taste my first oriental pussy, yes, she was tight, she was so nervous, first regular missionary position, changed for a cowgirl, I was on heaven, the girl was making some afford to pleasure me, I wanted to finish on all four (“canzana” in Portuguese), she showed me a strange face when I asked her, but followed my request, it was good, nice round ass, feeling each inch of that pussy, I cummed like crazy. In the end, she had a kind of relief face. It looked to me, that she don’t like what she’s doing, and worst, I think she’s obligated to do it. So for the massage it’s ok, for the rest, I wouldn’t go there again, for the girl I give an over all 4/5 (in 10).
So buddies, keep the fantastic work over here, this Lisbon Forum rock, I promise that in a short period (maybe less than a week) I will give more news and a new “test drive” for sure.
Best regards, Spud.
Muir, please check your mail-box.
Carlos
:: Pleasures in Life ::
01. A blowjob to remember.
There is a SW called Vanessa (964 317 422) in Rodrigo da Fonseca. She's normally there after 10 pm. Mulata (or morena or whatever), young, nice and sweet and good tits, to boot. I've been with her 3 times. Second time, we went to a room to have sex, but the experience was something of the dead wood variety. She confessed me afterword that she has problems with fucking, but that she really loved to give head.
Anyway, this last time, I went for the blowjob. I must admit that I must have experienced hundreds (or thousands?) of oral performances by dozens (or hundreds?) of girls. This was the best (BBBJTC / OWO with CIM).
She did it with verve, with calm, with class. I think I lasted between 10 and 15 minutes. She never hurried it. 15 euros (I paid her more).
02. The ass of a young lady
I went to Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira again. This time, Bárbara/Carolina opened the door. 20 years old, blonde, pleasant girl, nice tits. Sweet thing. 60 euros, around one hour, one can come twice, does anal. CBJ.
To fuck a young and bonita girl on the ass, looking at her face while doing it and playing with her tits. If that's not one of life's highlights, I'm surely missing something here.
Have fun.
Release from sex prison.
Murilloa was readmitted to society today, a grey overcast Monday. The iron doors of sex prison clanked open, and as Mur stood in the gate, the officer praised him: "good behaviour, Mur. You have served a fourteen day sentence, and you have done your duty. Only twice have you found it necessary to masturbate, which is to your credit: and on both occasions you very correctly thought of Lori, instead of 'committing adultery in your heart' by imagining fucking the newly married secretary at work, or dreaming of spurting in the face of the boss's stuck-up wife. Here is a complimentary copy of Correio da Manhã to help you find your path in the outside world..."
And Muri shuffled, blinking, uncertain, back into reality. Two horrible disasters awaited. First, the news that during his upcoming London trip, Lori is going to be on holiday. So he will have to be content with one of the other 1,000,000 prostitutes in that great capital. That's if he can afford it, for the second disaster is a review of the Murilloan treasury - sex prison, it turned out, was not cheap.
What to do in the short term? How about the amiable, inexpensive charms of Karina, an Angolan mulatta at Calçada do Garcia, 7, second floor. She, too, so she says, is going on holiday and into sex prison, but not until Wednesday.
This house charges €20: Mur offers €30, and asks Karina to bring him into a frenzy of lust and anticipation before doing the long-awaited deed. She accepts the money and the proposal with delight, and does her job only too well: the requested foreplay, at which the lady excels, turns into a polite, erotic battle of wills - can Muri hold out for twenty minutes of lingering stimulation and eventually penetrate this slim lithe creature, for his first fuck in many days? Or will he be conquered by the dark eyes, the full breasts and the nimble fingers of the sorceress?
Surely this experienced player, even after a long absence from the field, will be able to last the full game...?
But then Karina increases the pace, sucking his nipples while simultaneously squeezing cock between breasts and running a scratchy fingernail into the danger zone between scrotum and arsehole.
Result? Explosion.
Karina cleans up with a mischievous smile, and Mur wryly accepts that a sex prisoner needs to make his way slowly and carefully back into the real world.
Good conversation with this sweet clever girl afterwards: she could work further up market. Not for the first time recently, Mur feels a wave of tenderness and affection which he carefully moderates, for falling in L*** is one of the paths that lead a man back to sex prison.
London awaits. But no money, and no Lori. When travels and shortages are over, Mur will return to this board, hoping that some of its 'promising newcomwers' will have offered some feisty reporting to start the new season.
Now to prepare for the trip:
"Dear Tony Blair,
I am a distinguished expatriate Englishman, doing valuable service for my country in the European Union, and I am writing to ask if your government could possibly donate me the sum of £8million, which amounts to one day's worth of spending on your military adventure in ......"
don't bother, Mur
Chain of luck - or was I really looking for it with enthusiasm, but always making sure to use all the knowledge I found on this board?
First of all: Thanks to all of you (us) that worship woman starting at their feet and ending at the end of the longest hair on their head! Thanks to the knowledge shared here I was driven to find Carina a few months ago and share it with you. I had a fantastic time and I know that a few of you got the right treatment as well. A real girlfriend experience with a lot of kissing and mingling around.
Next as I thought well it ain´t getting much better than that in the near future –there it hits me again- Avenida Almitrante Reis Nº 158 Cave Esquerda as said a dozen times before! What you haven’t been there? You poor sucker! Don’t be a Scott and spend the hundred pieces on your own best piece!
Now I was thinking it ain´t getting any better right? Absolutely wrong!
But first visit ALmirante Reis because if you want more of such places just ask me because I think I am having a hot dick finding all these fantastic ladies around the city! Sorry but usually I am quite modest but it really hits me everytime I get aou this summer and look for some fun.
I found an apartment where I just happened to spend (I timed it!) 1h 45 minutes, from which 1h and 30 minutes where spend in the arms of a beauty brunet, a Portuguese chica hot as fire, shooting sex at me with the greatest of all attitudes, but still with condom! The place is located close to the Técnico Superior, at Rua ALves Redol, Nº 11, 1st floor. Tel: 964 808 635. They are open all nite long I guess and show about 4 to 7 girls, more girls in the late afternoon and about 3 to 4 girls on the night shift. Miraculously 4 of 5 girls that were presented to me were “Portuguesas”, real local good looking chicas and only one Brasilian woman. I paid 100 euros after choosing my girl which took me 10 or 15 minutes and on we went for an adventure. The girls are dressed with tight jeans, tops or shirts and all of course use the fashionable and sexy high heel sandals or similar. She showed me to the room, no hurry at all, I asked for a second cigarette and a beer and asked her not to get naked without me or leave me like for 10 minutes in the room! Why do so many girls do that? Is it for us to get really horny and masturbate?
Well she just told me: Of course I am getting naked in front of your eyes, just chill love! I was beginning to feel that this had been a wise and lucky decision! Well I was told in the waiting room that the running of business was something like 100 euros for two pops or 100 euros one massage and one pop! Well it ain´t like that! I got a hot bath in a Jacuzzi, a lot of attention for half an hour, got rolled up in sex for just 10 minutes because I was so horny after that bath and massage that the first round ended up being pretty fast interchange! Next we relaxed back in the Jacuzzi smoking and mocking life away. She toweled me a second time an on she went for a long covered oral action, requesting me to do her again, this time 69 for 15 minutes, so long that I got sore! She rode me reverse and regular cowgirl, doggy, side-stretch style and everything we could manage. Well it was a blast and unfortunately she doesn’t do anal! But I got a lot of kinky hand and “foot job” in the water and out of it! Just image a naked woman spreading her legs and smiling telling you.: “Não Júlio acredita, eu sou uma tarada sexual!”
Just then when you think you are gone lead your best piece tru the best of hers she fold her legs and masturbates me with her feet while doing some masturbating on her own! Just to go crazy and crazy again!
Well this is the pplace to find some portuguese pussy my friends! One of my three favorites with Almirante Reis and the place in Lumiar!
Will be visiting Lisbon in October and staying at the Marriott. Never have been in Lisbon before, are any of these apartments everyone mentions anywhere close to the Marriott? Also are they basically in one section of town? And what can you tell a taxi driver to get you to the right place?
Thanks
Harry Bush,
You are a €5 taxi ride from almost all of the entertainment listed on this board. Most drivers will be familiar with the clubs mentioned by some colleagues: Black Tie, Elefante Branco etc. But to reach the apartments your best bet is to write down the address(es) of the place(s) that interest you and show these to your driver. He won't know why you're going there, and if he does, who cares? The €50 to €100 apartments are providing excellent service just now, and there's no reason to suppose it will be different at the time of your visit.
Mur
gentlemen, zé d's reports, as well as giving a racy feel for leisure life in our beautiful city, are packed with nuggets of golden information. and when he recommends a place, we need to sit up and take notice.
mur was to accompany some friends to the stadium. but cancelling with a weak excuse, he saved his ticket money, scraped together a little more, and headed for the instituto técnico superior. a sudden urge to enrol on an engineering course in the new academic year? no: curiosity and lust, that high-octane fuel which keeps perfectly engineered male sexual machines racing.
rua alves redol was easy to find, right outside the técnico. at 2030 or so, there were only three ladies on offer, one was busy they said and another had gone out to eat. there remained a decent-looking plump blonde, probably brazilian, a tall slim girl with long straight black hair and a little too much make up... and cindy, wavy-haired brunette, deep black eyes in a face that our grandfathers would have called 'handsome' rather than pretty or beautiful, but full of intelligence and character: clearly a portuguesa not a brazil babe, before she even opened her mouth.
tight blue jeans and a pink top revealing her firm, flat smooth brown stomach and concealing pert breasts. the obvious choice. the other girls looked resigned to the fact that cindy was out of their league. as she led mur away he noticed that the ends of her hair were still damp, evidence that she had just seen a contented lucky predecessor to the door.
jacuzzi, drying and mutual massage, 69, sex in three positions, half an hour of conversation caressing this perfectly formed tanned body with particular attention to a beautiful butt; then repeat the above. muri had to work hard for his second orgasm, cindy face down on the circular bed, her lovely hair hanging forward over the side, gasping and panting as as he hammered away at her. not his usual style, but she gave every appearance of genuinely appreciating it, and clearly would have been happy with a cock twice as big and a pounding twice as hard. so gentlemen, if savage [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] of a submissive female is your forte, she may be your perfect dancing partner, but be warned that she also knows how to get on top and ride you hard.
cindy is portuguese, algarve she said, 23 years old, a latina goddess if ever there was one. hair and eyes and skin all in sweet, glossy, prime-of-life condition. her succulent pussy is mostly shaven, and received mur's most dedicated tonguing. you can tell that when she lets it grow she has a big swarthy black pungent bush.
possibly she was zé's 'tarada sexual' from the other day - she was certainly uninhibited and enthusiastic in all but one detail - no kissing.
if there is a better way to spend €100 that you cannot really afford, will someone post it here?
and if there is a better place in lisbon than this one... we can probably rely on zé d to find it.
Hello everybody,
I've been through your reports and I am really impressed by the sheer quality of your reviews, actually they are also very enjoyable as good indications of life in Lisboa! I will be there in a few weeks time, so, after reading your reports, and on the basis of your comments, I wonder if it's better to go to Rua Alves Redol, or you would rather suggest Av Almitrante Reis (a classic, it seems!) or you would rather suggest Adonis club? Also, I gather the price is in the 100€ range for a couple of shots...as I doubt I could reach 2 shots one after the other, could I save some pennies and spend a little less? If yes where (I don't like SW as a rule)? Any feedack would be welcome.
Thanks in advance, and I will gladly post my reviews afterwards (and give you all the infos you need on the Milan scene, if you happen to come to Italy!)
Regards,
Cla
Exploring Rio de Mouro, Part 1
Between Lisboa and Sintra, after Cacém, you have Rio de Mouro. Actually, going from Lisbon to Sintra, on the left side there is the old village, which is actually Rio de Mouro and on the right hand side there is the new urbanization that after the railway line gets the name of Rinchoa.
I have been living here, so I decided to explore the surroundings.
The first address I tried (and the only one so far) was on Av de Fitares, 8 - 3rd left (this is near the shopping centre). There are 3 girls working here: Patrícia (964 106 068), Portuguese, tall, seemed potentially interesting but was leaving the premises in a hurry when I arrived; she announces BBBJ and anal; Joana, Portuguese, who must be in her forties and is not atractive at all (does anal); and Clara, Brazilian, late thirties, not atractive, fattish, small, cross-eyed, with whom I ultimately decided to have a go (but shouldn't have). FWIW, Clara told me that Patricia doesn't actually do BBBJ, but do does anal.
Clara does BBBJ (less than half decent) and RJ (mediocre). All in all, it was not much fun, even for 40 euro. I am not returning. If someone gives this place a try, please check on Patricia and let me know if it's worth the visit.
#2199,
In the 50 euro range, these are options I know of:
01. Largo de São Sebastião da Pedreira (door number 31, 3rd floor left). This is very near the El Corte Inglés department store. You may just get there and ring the bell in the front of the door of the building (BTW, left is Esq, right is Dt). Tube station is São Sebastião.
You can have all the girls present themselves to you, with 2 kisses on the cheeks and choose. Vitória is lovely and quite bella. Bárbara/Carolina will do anal. I have still to try Marta/Filipa, who is supposed to do BBBJ, and other girls. 50 euros get you one pop, 60 euros means one hour (if one can not get it up, they'll do a massage as alternative). 100 euros will get you 2 girls.
02. There'e also Carina, of course (if she's still there, I don't know). This is Avenida Gago Coutinho, 37 - 1st esq. In this case, it's probably best to call 934 871 029 first. This is near Areeiro tube station, ask for the avenida to the airport, is on the left hand side. BBBJ, kiss on mouth, vaginal sex.
03. I'd also suggest that you give Vanda a try, her phone number is 916 240 702. She'll meet you near the cinema Londres and you'll have to go to a pensione. You can count on BBBJTC and anal, I suppose.
Good luck.
New girl at Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira
I went there to be with "Marta". Turns out the other Marta is gone and the name is being used by a new girl (also going by the name of Filipa?), who told me she started in the business 9 days ago. Anyway, number is 963 421 542.
Not particularly beautiful, but overall nice. I'd say late twenties or early thirties. Great, excelent attitude. I don't know if she is really starting, but the sympathy, willingness to please and the freshness did seem to suggest that she was new to the game and somewhat enjoying it. She does BBBJ, no CIM. Anal. CRJ. From 6 pm to midnight.
First time, she performed a BBBJ followed by cowgirl. Then we did a 69 followed by anal. 60 euro well spent. The one thing I didn't like was the smell of tobacco. Girls should be careful of what they smell. Of course, some are, maybe this one will learn with time.
It seems that Vitória is not there anymore (I've been told she may return, but they weren't very convinced of that).
Just a short reminder: The place I told you guys in Alcântara is boosting again with 4 new girls.
Regina, Brasilian in her late 30 is a so-so looking girl but she has the grip, wit and attitude of a sex-diva.
Dani a very short nice looking Brasilian brunette is sexy but she isn´t that natural, but she has the talent and figure for guys that love short sexy hotties.
Natacha is a redhead directly from Ukrainia and she looks ok, quite tall in fact and with medium nice tits and a slim nice rear.
There is aldo Carlo a dyed blond, half mulata brasilian, a very sexfull caracter, she likes to be dominated...
And there are a few, one or two actually that I haven´t met yet.
The place keeps the prices low and the atmosphere is honest, for 50 euros the pop, or 80 euros the full hour or more it´s a real honeypot.
But believe me there are a few new vibes around.
Gentleman think about a meeting-dinner at Portugália in the begining of September!
Two fine blow jobs
€30 in downtown Lisbon at the trusty Calçada do Garçia mansion. A tall slim mulatta from northern Brazil, Alexandra. Greeting the lady, Mur found her accent very difficult to follow, so she decided he knew no Portuguese. "Trinta!" she shouted, flashing ten fingers three times. "Sexo oral!" she bellowed, opening her ample mouth to its fullest extent and shoving two fingers down her throat. "E tambem vaginal!" she yelled, pulling aside her panties, bending, spreading and showing wide and pink. Mur got the message. This is a new demonstrative method of language teaching which was not in use when he was learning French 30 years ago, unfortunately.
Down to business with a magnificent blow job, one of those tight grip and suction efforts, so provocative that when he moved on to the main menu Mur lasted but a minute or so. He will have to go back, soon, and do better, out of respect for the lady, of course.
€50 in the leafy suburbs.
Work sometimes involves a trip to blissful Parede on the Linha de Cascais. The area has recently sprouted a large number of ads in the Correio da Manhã. The ad for Crystal (you can read it online, as a helpful correspondent has pointed out) sounded promising, and there was the propitious coincidence that Mur had fucked an Essex girl called Crystal at a London party the week before.
Directed by phone to Avenida Bombeiros Voluntarios 737, Mur was told to go to the apartment block opposite, flying a Brazilian flag in the ground floor window, and ring at lote 17, R/C, 'D'. Very discreet, the chances of meeting a colleague less than one in a million.
Crystal turned out to be a dark, glossy, half-Amerindian Brazil babe, twenty or so, with plumpish figure but smooth flesh, tight as a drum. Also on duty was Leticia, fake blonde who looked worth trying, and Pérola, whom Mur did not meet as she was very audibly occupied in the next bedroom.
Crystal sucked like a goddess, lingering deep throat with that hint of teeth round the very base of the ragingly engorged cock. Then cowgirl, doggie and mish, responsive to Mur's various changes of pace as he tried, successfully this time, to last twenty minutes. Sweet lively pussy with exquisite contractions. This girl has only been in the business a couple of months but really knows her stuff, the only trace of inexperience perhaps showing afterwards when she was reluctant to engage in post coital caresses and conversation. But on leaving, Mur thought he detected an eager monger waiting offstage for his turn, which perhaps accounted for her slight haste. If you like that kind of thing she will do 'completo' without extra charge, but Muri is not (often) a dirt-track rider.
Mur has had his say about Brazilian girls on this forum, but if they were all like Alexandra and Crystal, he, too, would hang a green-and-yellow flag out of his window.
Short News (part 2!)
Remember me writing about Lumiar?
Well Joana, the mamasan in her early 30´s just goy back after delivering a boy to this world!
She is back and this makes me really glad because in my opinion she is the best mamasan, giving you the best guidelines in the world!
She set up a new brunch of 5 to 7 girls and they are now open up till midnight!
In my opinion on of the places to visit, on the level of Almirante Reis 158 Cave and Rua Alves Redol, Nº 11. 1st floor.
Theor phonenumber is: 966259676
Have a great time!
This looks almost like an add but believe me it´s just one of the superb places to go to when they have a good variety of chicas!
Under the spell of the moon
Full moon. A girl from Rodrigo da Fonseca (Vanessa, in the case). A blow job in the car. The girl is performing her magic and the moon, in front of my eyes, is lighting the scene, the landscape of the city framing the performance. Hmm...
Well, there's a new take on romance for you.
SW mongering has its share of issues, but there's something to be said in its favour, as well.
A Trip round a few known palaces
Just had a great afternoon touring in my car trough the city, sipping on a ice cold lemonade while thinking where to wander next!
Started at Benfica for a quick hello to Claudia, a blonde Portuguese chica that gives two blows for 50 bucks. She had a friend around, a mulata also Portuguese but I decided not to spoil my money immediately.
My next stop was Lumiar where sweet Joana presented me to the new long leggy girls. Only 4 out of 6 were available. A leggy black beauty with short hair, a tall Portuguese dirty brunette in her late twenties, a Blond Russian tall girl in her early 30´s and a Brazilian so-so looking Brunette. I had my pick and of I was for a 90 minute session with the dirty face sex-bomb! Drinks are on the house and as always there was no rushing whatsoever! Rosa asked me right away for the money and offered a massage and sex in every hole and position we might think of. Her attitude is very good, in fact better than her looks. This place is a real charm and one out of every 4 girls is good looking, while the others are so-so. The place should not be compared to the Almirante Reis apartment because this last apartment shows something like 8 or more girls during the day –making the choice easier or harder!! Lumiar is more relaxed and out of the way of meeting anyone and losing the anonymity.
Well after the session I just relaxed at a local café while going trough the latest soccer news. I chilled out and as I started to feel the hormones again I decided to make it another double shooter in the early evening. I wandered in my thoughts, having a real hard time deciding between Almirante Reis or Alves Redol apartment. Cindy was not available in the latest, at least so I was told and so I rang Almirante Reis and was told 8 girls were around but not my favorite GFE star! I got there at 7 in the late afternoon and was shown to 6 girls, two were at it already! They have a Russian, maybe two, one African or two, a bunch of Portuguesas and a bunch of Brasilians all ranging from 5 to 8, but most would be a round 7! So the good news is that this place is easy to spot for everyone, there is always lots of girls in the afternoon and they are open from 11 in the morning till 3 in the late night! Go in the afternoon! The Bad news is that once the hour is over they knock on the door every 5 minutes! It´s “Game Over” Boy! Bad policy I told them because for 100 euros they can´t do that! Why have a beautiful and Kitsch Jacuzzi if the girl hops out of it after 60 minutes? Alves Redol and Lumiar are not like this, they let you stay!
Anyhow I had a great time with Lara a busty (some of the best looking and feeling natural big tits), fake blonde Brasilian in her early 30´s. She gives a full body massage and beautiful head. Everyting is possible, anal included and willing. She really had a hard time since I had come twice in that long afternoon, but she managed very well getting some great techniques out of the bag!
Well that was it and I was 200 euros poorer but when did you last had two girls between 3 and 8 in the afternoon! When did you last pick out of more that 12 girls that were presented to me?
hi everybody.
have just started travelling to lisbon. a big thank you to all of you for those most informative posts of yours.
a few weeks ago, i decided to pay a call to one of zé duron's favorites, that is rua agostinho neto, lote 9, 8ºb in lumiar.
surprisingly close to the airport (good enough), i did find the street, and the "general area" where the exact address should be located. lots of tall buildings rep001tered around the place, each with a different "lote" number on it. i did find "lote 10" but was unable to find "lote 9". despite asking some pedestrians, nobody could direct me to the right place, and finally i had to leave.
could zé duron provide some more directions to the place?
you did warn us quite a few posts ago that it was "easy to find once you get there!". it couldn't be more true.
thanks for your help.
The worst fuck in the world
(if you can call it a fuck)
Poço do Borratem is going through a bad spell. Muri had decided to head for another venue after work today, but idle curiosity, proximity to the workplace, stupidity, laziness and boredom led him to check out the Poço. Five grannies and two definitely aviodable Romanians who go in for the rubber doll act. Bring back Irina!
Let's get out of here...
But,
Moving away and already turning his thoughts to Calçada Garcia, Mur spotted a new kid on the block. Ugly froglike face, very flat chest, slim tight body. Out of curiosity he asked her how much, and received answers in French.
French? First time Muri has heard the language of Voltaire on the streets of Lisbon, at least since the big game in Euro 2004. So, a French hooker, even an ugly one ? Let's try..
Muri, idiot, espèce de con
Muri boludo, la concha de tu puta madre
Muri you total fuckin' wanker
and add the language of your choice, to indicate that this was
a mistake.
Up the well-trodden stairs to the pensão. Smell of body odour. Must be the previous punter, thinks Mur. No, as we enter the bedroom, or fuck-cubicle, it is clear that the smell comes from our new 'amie'.
Never mind, ask her name, for freudian reasons forgotten. Her town of origin: Toulouse, she said, although the accent wasn't toulousien. Other languages?, Mur asked, for his French is not fluent.. 'aucune', she replied. So we have here a French girl who speaks no other language? Interesting.
So, to work. but an impossible task. She stripped rapidly, proffered condom, spread and waited. Mur donned the armour, wanked unenthusiastically, fucked limply, did not come, withdrew, wanked again, entered, did not come. How could he come, with la belle dame covering her face with one arm and thereby giving a view, and an overpowering smell, of a furry armpit?
Final withdrawal.
And off into the night, with no orgasm achieved. This has hardly ever happened to Mur in his eventful career of fucking women paid and unpaid, great and small, black and white.
A totally unfuckable whoore. The natural reaction would be to taxi away to Adonis and invest €100 in a royal fuckfest. But although the required sum of money was nestling in Mur's pocket, he had been deterred from bought sex for ever.
Or at least a day or so.
Only €25, he reflected, as he sat over his Guinness in the Irish pub.
But what a stupid **** you are, Mur.
Rua Agostinho Neto, Lote 9, 8th floor, Letter B
This is a street that goes up the hill, just as you start coming from a left long curve you see a "Farmácia" at your left and a "Nillenium Bank" and a "Modelo" supermarket at your right.
That´s the building on the right, there are two stairs that lead you up to the platform where the doors are, they all show little numbers indicating "Lote..."; at the close entering there is a real estate agency, if you take the way trough the Millenium Bank, up the stairs once you reach the platform you have a "Optimus Call center", with lots of young people having a fag, and the real estate agency on your left. Take the left and at the end of the agency there is a big glass door to your right... That´s it!
Or just call them and they´ll guide you in by phone !
Right now they have 5 or 6 chicas and I met 4 of them and hope that the next bunch is of higher quality!
Rua dos Fanqueiros Number 277 3D
Last week, as Murillão was climbing the well trodden stairs of a nearby pensão, LM also found himself downtown with time on his hands and spare change in his pocket. Unlike his comrad, LM decided to check out Rua dos Fanqueiros again, and was pleasantly greeted by Carol, the slim mixed race girl of Indian descent from Mozambique, he had already been with several times before. They embraced like long lost friends, allowing him to savour her sweet smell of baby powder, before heading for one of the clean and bright rooms overlooking Praça Figueira. A full body massage (hmm, those nice small tits of hers rubbing on his back...) was followed by an effiecient CBJ. Then it was cowgirl and finally Mish, where he couldn't help but 'do the deed' as they say. And all for 5 euros less than his counterpart!
Almirante Reis 158 basement
After a downtown meeting early this afternoon, LM again found himself with time on his hands, but this time with slightly more change in his pocket. Undecided between Almirante Reis and Aves Redol so enthusiastically discuused in this forum, he tossed a coin and followed fate to Almirante Reis. There he was introduced to three Brazilian mossas: Vanessa a really hot short haired model-type, Lara, a slightly older dirty blond haired woman with a 'I can teach you a few tricks' look, and a slightly plump Patricia which was definitly not his type. Although normally he would have gone for Vanessa, something about Lara smile's caught his attention, or rather his willy's attention.
So once his choiced made he was shown to a neat, albeit rather clinical, room with the distinctive black & white checkered tiles mentioned in a previous post, a mini jacuzzi/shower in a corner and a couple of massage tables/beds.
Lara then came in looking really sexy in a lab coat and high heels and it occured to LM that this was indeed exactly what the doctor had ordered. Finances where then taken care of (60 euros 30 min and 100 for a full hour) and LM was left to undress and shower. As he lathered himself, LM again remembered Murillão recent Poço do Borratem adventure and was reminded that one does indeed get what one pays for.
The one hour session began with a nice full body massage, some daty which brought Lara to an early (and howling) orgasm, cowgirl, mish, some rest and a second round minus daty. Having a few minutes left on the meter, LM took a leisurely shower and go dressed in time to grab a taxi and attend a second downtown business meeting, where his colleagues did notice something slightly different about him, but couldn't quite put their finger on it.
Happy puntering
Luis Manuel
A quick-tour around familiar sites
Had a sudden free afternoon and so made it to the Saldanha. This area is very central, in the “Avenidas Novas” where you can find dozens of hotel from 2 to 5 star hospitality as well as a few nice and small shopping malls. There are a lot of apartments in this area as well, places that might deliver pure ecstasy and joy to our deer hunting spirit. But there are also places to be found that really aren´t worth the shit of going there!
For olds sake I made my way up to Isabel, to be found at the Rua Pedro Nunes, Nº 45 between two precision car centers there is a small motel on the 2nd floor. She greeted me and I was disappointed to see her a bit messed up, her skin as pale as ever and the summer is just ending right now! So I felt no need of messing her up and said I was leaving whereupon she asked me for 10 euros if I wanted to leave without service! I said: ”Beg your pardon?”. She gave me a threatening look asking me if I wanted trouble and I ended up leaving a 5 bucks bill in her dirty hand and told her that she was seeing me last time…ever!
To get rid of the frustration I headed right away to Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira, Nº31, 3rd floor left apartment, which is just a five minute walk away! On the phone I was promised 7 girls and as I showed up 5 were presented to my hungry eyes. Portuguese Victoria was there but I think she looks wrecked up a bit and as it doesn´t click between us I passed her! She is form now on my ex-Diva, a real pearl in the wrong hands, I think I should manage her and make her go around for 200 euros in the best nightclubs in a smooth and exquisite nightdress and high heels!
The girls available were ranging between 4 and 7 (Vic) and I ended up taking a BBJ from a Portuguese morena with huge and quite firm tits, big size boys. Her face is cute but not exactly model type and her body is curvy but she could loose 10 pounds! Her attention was so-so but her skill was quite good, long deep sucking, as well as ball licking and tonguing around. I was satisfied after 15 minutes of pure sucking and headed to meet some mates to watch the “Bola”.
There is a nice hotel in a cozy corner with some cafés upfront in this area called Hotel Palácio Real, looks like 4 star, nice location if you want to assure some tranquiller nights as well as some spots to start socializing!
A beautiful mulatta
turned out to be the lady who ended a mediocre run for Murilloa. €100 not being available for the top spots, Mur decided to invest €50 on a dependable place, and the weekly work trip to Parede ended with a taxi from the suburban train station to Avenida Bombeiros Voluntarios 700 block, on the R going uphill, Brazil flag in the ground floor window, Lote 17 R/C 'D' as described in former post.
A very slight feeling that the taxi driver knew something as he pocketed his €3.50 right outside the Brazil-flagged window. Well, now for some 'ordem e progresso'...
If Crystal were to be there, fine. If another lady were to catch the eye, just as fine. But no disappointments, not this time, please...
(incidentally Mur has resolved, after his joust with 'la toulousienne' the other week, to give up SWs for ever. So if you see him loitering in the Poço, fighting with temptation while some menina romena flaunts pussy in tight jeans, please approach, tap him on the shoulder and say, politely but firmly, "'fuck off home, Muri".
You don't know what Mur looks like? That will just add spice to the game...)
To proceed, the door was opened by one Katia, who said there were four girls, two had gone out and one was busy, leaving only her sweet self to satisfy the tempestuous lust of any gentlemen callers. Now this is often a stratagem, to give an underworked chica a chance at the money, or to give the house goddess a moment to rest and smoke after hours of action. But Mur was impressed enough not to ask further questions, even though he thought he detected feminine whispering from the kitchen.
Katia is the classic mulatta. Wide bright inky eyes under improbably long lashes, juicy lips, glistening perfect teeth, a high, proud intelligent forehead framed by a heavy shiny fragrant mass of tight jet curls cascading down her straight back, body sharply curved with breasts and buttocks just on the right side of ample. Smooth muscular thighs and calves and two neat lines of scarlet-polished toes squeezed into high-heeled sandals. 29 years old, she said - but her belly flat and her pussy tight as though she was just stepping out of the 'favela' to meet her first married lover.
"That's more like it, Muri old son", growled his small-but-loyal trouser companion. And soon he was rising to the occasion, thrusting two weeks of overwork and poor sex into the past.
And eventually, performing with a vigour he half feared he had lost, in every position, with this beautiful and obliging woman. Lasting memory: orgasm whilst absolutely smothered in her lovely fleece of hair. Always the literary gentleman, while he and Katia cleaned up, Mur tried to remember the poem about his lover's hair by Charles Baudelaire who knew a thing or two about life and 'kept' a mulatta in Paris in the 1850s. Mur recalls her name, Jeanne Duval, but can anyone help with the exact words of the poem?
Anyway, this 21st-century mulatta from São Paulo was delightful, and unlike colleague Crystal she had time for some leisurely conversation after the sweet deed had been done. She even hugged Muri and begged him to return soon and spend more time because she had enjoyed herself.
Ah, suuure, the ladies say these things for professional and public relations reasons, just like some of the agonising bullshit that Mur has to utter at his workplace. But she did it in a smiling, glowing way, so that on the stroll back down to the station, in warm sun, a hint of autumn breeze coming off the sparkling ocean in the distance, Murilloa felt that all was right with his world.
Except that England still can't play football
And he hasn't yet won the lottery
But he can still smell that hair.
Ah, yes, Zé D. You wrote, of princess Victoria:
'I think I should manage her and make her go around for 200 euros in the best nightclubs in a smooth and exquisite nightdress and high heels!'
Do it, Zé! Give up job and girlfriend and dedicate yourself to Victoria! You owe this to all of us in Lisbon!
You will be sure of at least one weekly client, the undersigned,
Murilloa
Found
The Baudelaire poem which haunted Muri's memory after a rapturous orgasm with his face buried among the fragrant tresses of a mulatta.
It begins:
O TOISON, moutonnant jusque sur l'encolure!
O boucles!O parfum chargé; de nonchaloir!
Extase!Pour peupler ce soir l'alcôve obscure,
Des souvenirs dormant dans cette chevelure,
Je la veux agiter dans l'air comme un mouchoir!
La langoureuse Asie et la brûlante Afrique,
Tout un monde lointain, absent, presque défunt,
Vit dans tes profondeurs, forêt aromatique!
Comme d'autres esprits voguent sur la musique,
Le mien, ô mon amour, nage sur ton parfum.
There are five more, erotically charged, stanzas. A magnificent portrayal of losing youself in the sexual splendour of an exotic woman, as exemplified by her hair, and not just the hair on her head.
'tes profondeurs, forêt aromatique!'... ...'nage sur ton parfum!'... ...attaboy, Charles Baudelaire!
After the benefits of an English education, Mur can understand and delight in this poem but as for speaking the language to a real French person he's about as useful as a string condom.
Colleagues, whether or not you can read French, be patient and take this as an appendix to the post below-but-one, and rest assured we are not turning this forum into a literary seminar, Mur's next post will be on the subject of... let's see now... erm... what about, ah, fucking prostitutes?
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So we will never know what Prime Rose had to say on his/her forum debut? Or in what deleted language he/she said it? An enigma to begin the new working week...
Hi guys,
I just arrived to Lisbon and am staying at the Marriot hotel. The plan is to visit a club to check out local "nighlife" or to order in and enjoy the "meal" in the privacy of the hotel room.
Any suggestions nearby the hotel for visiting or picking up girls?
Thanks in advance and report will follow once mission completed.
Br
Tom
Rua Agostinho Neto, Lote 9, 8th floor, Letter B, Lumiar (Campo Grande Subway)
Having his heart (actually, his pecker) set on savoring the Avenida Alves Redol site, first discovered by fellow monger Zé Duron, on his lunch hour, LM was very disappointed when he got there to find he had awaken the apartment’s sole occupant from what appeared to have been a very deep slumber. The dirty blond girl who answered the door in her birthday suit, actually left him out in the hallway as she rushed back into the apartment to put on some close. Between yawns she insisted she was available, but something about her disarrayed hair and red eyes left LM thinking that it would be best to return some other time, preferably not a noon. This, by the way, goes to show how even the best places can have their off times, and it is always a good idea to have an alternate plan rather than insist on any given place.
LM then remembered a Lumiar apartment not far way, also much totted by the same fellow monger. So back it was into another taxi for the short trip up Avenida da Republica to Rua Agostinho Neto, Lote 9, 8th floor in Lumiar. Fortunately LM had down-loaded into his PDA, a recent post where Zé mentioned the vicinity of a Millenium Bank as a reference. With these additional directions, Lote 9 was actually easy to find.
At the door LM was greeted by a curvy Portuguese brunette who immediately put him at ease with her smile and good nature. She offered him a drink in a very pleasant living room and told him that there where four girls at that moment. A supposedly very pretty mulatta who was busy at that moment with a customer and who LM never got to see, a blood Russian girl who was waiting for a customer and therefore not available, a shy Portuguese brunette as well as herself. Unfortunately, Joana, the famous Mamasan, Zé mentions so often, was only coming at 4 pm on the count that she was looking after her new born baby. Having fallen for her sweet nature and pleasant nature, LM decided to go with the Brunette that had greeted him so warmly at the door. He was shown to a clean and simple room, given slippers (nice touch) and a towel and shown to a modern bathroom where he quickly showered. She then left him alone in the room (yes Zé, I agree with you, why do they do that?) while she too took a shower.
What followed, caught even a seasoned punter like LM himself, quite by surprise. If this was wrestling, it would be referred to as ‘no holds barred’. Certainly it was one of the best GFE he had ever had (including some real GFs); from pleasant hostess, his brunette had turned into a sex starved nymphomaniac. Between the BBBJ, deep French kissing, toe sucking, rimming and sex in every imaginable position, LM was thoroughly f*cked for the next hour, and when he could do the deed no more, she just as quickly returned to her pleasant hostess persona. Talk about a Dr Jekyll & Mr. Hyde act! She gave him time to finish his drink as they chatted like old friends, after which he took a shower and returned to work. Later as LM sat at his desk trying to work, it occurred to him he couldn’t even remember her name.
LM
The Gandhi myth
One has heard that Mahatma Gandhi took his vow of celibacy and then decided to give himself a severe test. He invited a couple of naked schoolgirls to share his bed. The little minxes giggled and purred and touched and teased and stroked each other... you know, guys, the way two schoolgirls always do when you take them to bed. And the Master lay there, breathing deeply, serenely contemplating Higher Things...
This may not be true, but it crossed Muri's mind as he walked determinedly through the Poço on Monday, his eyes sternly fixed on the greasy pavement.
The next day, mid afternoon, nobody answered the bell at São Sebastião. Strange, but not tragic, for Av. Miguel Bombarda, long unvisited, was but five minutes pleasant stroll away. In lovely Lisboa, you are never more than five minutes away from a place where attractive young women ask for modest sums of money in return for sexual favours.
Isabel, dark 30s, Italian-style Brasileira, accepted a €50 tribute, then took off her black lingerie slowly, and serviced Mur in an expert manner without ever threatening to set his world on fire.
Luis Manuel (great report) was certainly set on fire recently, and with the resolution of Gandhi himself, Murilloa vows that his next report will be on the Lumiar ladies, soon...
to luis manuel: yes it is true as the place (alves redol) is open till say 3 or 4 in the morning it´s hard to have a good time befor 6 or 7 in the afternoon.
i myself had a new experience at the alves redol apartment (nº 11, 1 st floor, lift doesn´t work for this floor so just press 2nd floor and go down a floor!!)
i got there at 2 in the morning and the blonde brasilian girl was there, monica from the website (the pics are true at www.aslolitas.com), as well as patricia but she is just to white (no tan at all) for this lovely part of the year. i have been with her before and i can assure she is a sex bombshell type of woman, a maid to suck you clean! unfortunately she doesn´t do anal, and she has a very nice rear in deed. just for you to get an idea she is dyed platin blond, shoulderlong hair falling down on a 165 slender and elegant lady. hands are beautiful with nice nailjob as well as lovely smooth feet... just sexy to see her elegant legs draw apart, but not this time of the year where most of the chicas exibit their tan proudly!
there was a tall nice looking black girl, more on the full side, really lovely but that is just not my thing!
so i took on monica for straight sex for one hour, she doesn´t do anal or dfk.
we had a bath and as we got in the warm water i started to miss ciny who is having some time off! to make it short, monica lacks the spirit and conversational skills i so much appreciate at most brasilians. she hardly got any talk going, so i had to start all over this and that. the session was ok, nothing extatic to write home back!
the only good thing is i got some lousy pictures from her!
a completely different story:
this friday i had a different arrangement!
after having dinner with a female collegue, a very pretty morena with beautifull face and body, we started where we last ended about a month ago, kissing over a finishing vine bottle.
we decided to avoid other friends at a local bar and got in my car, stopping at a loja de conveniencia for some white vine supply on the way to her place. to make it short, we had the bottle (our 3rd) and were dancing in the almost dark livingroom making out. she seduced me, bay going back to her room where she changed her sneekers and jeans for some high heel sandals and a sexy black dress, all just because i had asked her to dance, she found it terrific but said: "claro, mas dá-me um minuto para me pôr à tua altura" (let me get something to be as tall as you!)
she got extatic about the idea of dancing with me in her livingroom, and here comes the best part: there wasn´t even any music on!!
we got deeper to it and i ended up fucking her almost without preliminars, just getting her panties down and her dress up. after a long time trying out all doggy styles possible i decided to give her some decent cunilingus and got down on her superb pussy for more than 20 minutes. she almost fainted and that is the end of the story! i didn´t come because she was so worn down by our 45 minute trip! so at 2 in the morning there was i getting back to my car with a lit lucky strike feeling these mixed up. on one hand i was proud i had made that piece of woman feel alive, like... hell when was the last time i felt like this? on the other hand i had my nuts full and was leaving so in something like 20 minutes the balls would start hurting like shit!
this recalled for some emergency treatment, something i found at artilharia um close to the ritz hotel, where i got some romanian blond sw and got a violent cbj from this ugly face. she had an astonishing great looking body with big natural tits and slender constitution. she also had the conversation and atitude needed and for 30 euros we did it ar pensão mendes for 15m minutes. good deal as she was initially asking for 40!
so the story goes something like this: hunting makes you a better lover but it also increases the needs when shagging around with non pros! at least thats how i see it!
what about you guys?
Getting the pants wet –or how adventurous can it be to read a book in a café?
Well this is a little story about how awkward life can get, on the minute as we speak! This was last Monday, I was sitting at a “Café di Roma”, a brand of coffee-houses that will end up ruining the traditional Portuguese Café someday, but lets not get sentimental, at least not yet.
There I was on my own, reading an English book, a way to practice passively the language of Marlow and Shakespeare, having my first black beer after the “original bica”. It wasn’t me that had chosen this place but a female colleague of mine. I was up to meet her there at the end of the afternoon and so I decided to kill my time reading, I considered it rude to go visit some lady just before having a mini-date with this blonde friend of mine. She has just gone through divorce last year and is definitively her new start, looking around for some deer to hunt down. I decided to run my chances since she is actually very good looking and sweet tempered but I had my sensors turned on, as I said she is: Divorced. There had to be something about her, either bad tempered or picky to be divorced this soon after 3 years of marriage. But hell I was only interested in my new book, my thought dwelling around thinking about her latest outfit I had seen her in, her middle high heel black sandals, her tanned skin fittied with her short blond dyed hair, and back I was in my novel.
As I was drinking dark beer (locals drink blond beer most of the time) and reading a foreign language book it was not surprisingly that two local girls in their end twenties sat dawn a table away from me. Although the café was almost empty they started chatting the minute they sat down. Wrong, one started chatting while the other was all ears. I was still reading while checking their style and I can quote that both were quite nice, the chatting girl a bit better looking, and there I was reading… and listening to this conversation.
The talkative one started to tell the other about the great weekend she had, bla bla bla and suddenly she went like: “But I didn´t have sex, again no sex! It´s been quite a whiles since Miguel!”
After a while I almost froze, this girl was having the talk most of us man dream about, sex, sex, sex, this way, that way, how often, my God and I kept reading, well, pretending to read. I said to my self, this one is a 90% chance of not falling tru the net, this is me and gambling, at least 75% chance, IMHO. My brain was challenging me with all sorts of approach moves when suddenly Ana, my blond friend bumped into me …and the girls. She greeted me with a kiss on the face and headed towards the girls that she knew as well. Ana told me to bring my stuff and have a seat with the three girls: one talkative, one silent chica and my gorgeous looking friend. The talkative one froze in the beginning but as I got introduced as a sweet guy by my colleague the conservation got on quite well. Again I started to recalculate my odds of having the new lustful acquaintance but not losing my chances with Ana. Hard choice between immediate sex and “maybe in the near future sex”. Carla, the talkative one gave me some glances of her relaxed beauty, a confident shorthair morena, smiling all over, and me thinking about my odds. I ended up proposing to have dinner at an Indian spicy restaurant, offering a choice of your own is often the best way to test people. It worked and the three girls were happy. Mia, the silent, also a short hair morena called her boyfriend and he ended up meeting us at the restaurant near Baixa, the reconstructed part of Lisbon after the earth shake.
While strolling down from Restauradores I had to think about Muri´s courage not to encounter the Romanian chicas downtown and had a inner smile on me, as I was thinking of my outcome that night.
The food and drinks were wonderful, bringing an chilly but joyfull spirit to our table, but making the “Wise Decision Department” work much slower. Ana is a standard of beauty, a girl you can easily get lost in, Carla on the other hand was the fast ticket to the nearest “explosives factory”. I wanted to have Ana with the disposability of Carla.
As it was Monday night I knew the night would be over after dinner, maybe a small drink afterwards, and time was running short.
Suddenly Ana started to talk about my person, as if talking of some very kind guy, like a brother, no a cousin or a…how do you call it: a boyfriend. It fell odd to hear her talk about this and that and that she knew me for the past three years, and about this beach I had taken her and other friends to. So there I was having the connotation of a boyfriend but not having the chance to fulfill my physical demands of kissing her as she was putting a distance between us by sitting at a distance in front of me, after changing seats with Carla. I began to think this chica is wild, first she pretends I am wonderful and next she looks for the distance placing the anxious Carla besides me. I began to think: Boy. Your loosing control on this situation.
We stayed and drank till one in the morning and separated our ways, while I was thinking that what looked like a freebie ended up as the plantation of future chances, as apples drop from trees these chicas will meet me some other day, maybe!
So why did I post all this? Because next on the menu was A Romanian SW from Rua Artilharia Um and for 25 euros I had a violent CBJ at Pensão Mendes.
This was just the beginning because next Patrícia was expecting me for a hurricane session at Rua Laves Redol. The blond pornish **** loves to please, including hand job, foot job, all positions you can imagine but no anal sex. I guess that lots of former girlfriends would have appreciated my performance, for free but here it was paying, 100 euros, plus 25 for Romania, plus dinner expenses, a very expensive Monday evening, but hey when have you last met 5 women on a Mondat Evening.
Oh Calore, life is beautiful even when you have only 50 euros to spend, having coffee with friends and going for the”broche por 20 euros” in the car.
Never ever, stop trying the free world! The freebies are out there.
Life is Pleasure, pleasure is the meaning of life.
mission: never die again
lisbon report
it only took a few seconds upon my arrival to lisbon to understand that the city is indeed a unique location endowed with most features that nurture envy among other european metropolis. the city is unique in layout - with architecture ranging from the intricate manuelian to the refined lines of the 18th century vision of marques de pombal.
colourful, genuine, neat, unpolluted, clear sky are perhaps a minute portion of the totality of terms that one can associate with this wonderful city that seems to have kept away from the crazes of other metropolis that rendered them blacker, foggier and artificial. and the girls are nonetheless.
having followed with some deep interest the contributions to this forum by ze duron and mur (to whom i will remain indebted for the rest of my life), i decided to sample the girls of portugal through two places, with mixed results.
on sunday i walked up all the hill to largo sao sebastiao – right up in front of the church and rang the apartment at 31/ 3rd floor. it was 18:00 and the sun was still reminiscent of a hot summer. a young morena dressed in a formal uniform opened and told me that all the girls were engaged in servicing clients, pledging me to call some 15 minutes later. after a double espresso and a supply of cigars, enabling me to savour the country’s hospitality by engaging in some short discussion with a local barman a few doors up the square, i returned to the same apartment. i was greeted by a shortish morena (quite stocky but firm – 65 kg spread over 1m 55) clad in red see through wraps and red underwear. without even leaving me asking, she held my hand as if i was the last survivor after some cataclysm on earth – possible the only miserable hope for humanity’s survival.
she led me into a small cubicle, asking for 50€ without even blinking at what i might be up to. without hesitation, i asked her if she does “full service”. a smiling reply indicated that full service was guaranteed – within an engagement of longer than 30 minutes. having paid and undressed (with communications now entirely conducted in sign language), i learned that her name was bruna, who did not hesitate to start with a vigorous bbj without any frills in the service. i could not resist – her tongue and head movements were irresistibly sensuous – leading my poor deprived manhood to burst into a powerful eruption of hot juices to satisfy the testosteronal stimuli.
as is customary, after finishing my “first plate” i asked for a new attempt – at which the morena started grumbling and (possibly) cursing at the extra work for the money’s worth. a trained consumer behaviourist, i simply could not tolerate that type of behaviour, and decided to put my clothes on and move out. i must admit, i could not engage in any activity after having received a macdonald’s “next please” attitude. maybe my expectations were more elevated than the poor girl can actually provide or was trained to provide.
the next day, having more hormonal charge rushing in my veins, i decided to walk up to adonis in rua braamcamp. it was 11:15 morning – with the therapy centre just having opened its doors for a week’s business in the busy district. i was greeted by a brasilian beauty – deborah (25 years) who is working in lisbon in a call centre. she wore a formal tailored suit, making visitors think she is more of a professional therapist than a beauty pageant contestant. indeed she was also the only english speaking lady (and truly capable of keeping a serious discussion) in a centre where employees were only arriving for their day’s toil. at that time, the only ladies available were raffaella (an artificially dyed blond, well tanned body but in her mid thirties and not english speaking) and herself – which made my choice quite obvious.
deborah led me to an apartment two floors up, where she graced into a well lit, spacious bedroom housing a round bed. after preliminary introductions (name, country of origin, reason for visit….) deborah invited me for a shower – which i gladly accepted provided she did the soaping and rinsing job. her delicate beauty was truly impressive – not one single freckle or flaw in this diamond of a gem that was perfectly cut to any jeweller's high standing specifications. her hands worked like magic – stimulating one of my best erections ever. in the bath, she massaged my manhood with her soapy buttocks – prompting for a move to bed and start some real gfe. french kissing, caresses and kissing of various body areas followed. can a brasilian qualify for hogworths? her magical lips wrapped round my covered manhood (which she clad a gracefully as a petal) and started a deep massage while i engaged in a vivid cunnilingus. she enjoyed it, giving moans and groans of ecstasy while increasing the frequency of movements in her sexy job. it was not long when warm juices filled the empty head cavities of the prophylactic sheat – the result of one of the best bjs ever experienced. again into the bath for a shower, some dialogue before starting again into gfe. this time, we fucked like two love bunnies, cowgirl, missionary, 69 and finishing up whilst fucking her doggie style – perhaps the sexiest scene i ever had in front of me, seeing waves moving up her buttocks and lower back through her thin layers of adipose tissues covered by a perfectly tanned skin while i was pumping at frequencies reminiscent of rocco siffredi.
deborah – you have chosen a wrong name. harriet potter might have been more indicative of your magical powers in your green eyes, cherry lips, miraculous hands, tongue, cheek, tanned skin… you. if hogwarths is a school were young women become as masterly rather than just engage in witchcraft, i think tony blair must divert more funding into education. i’ll miss you!
lumiar
siesta time at the office. little to do, nothing that can’t be put off till the morrow. murilloa will now perform his discreet ‘evaporating’ act, gliding noiselessly away. in a few minutes, a yawning colleague may wonder where he’s gone – to the bathroom? to buy a newspaper? to throw himself under a train? to see a client? home early? who cares? and nobody knows that instead of drifting aimlessly, he is a man with a mission, for today he will check out zé’s pleasure palace in lumiar.
the yoke and harness of global capitalism slide off mur’s back as he makes his way to the metro. like the office, the city is in dream mood, no sign of back-to-work bustle, sun glaring from the white buildings, still a handful of tourists like the big-bottomed english girl and her wimpy wisp of a yorkshire boyfriend who occupy the next seat on the train.
out at campo grande, zé’s instructions in hand. a coffee break near the alvalade stadium brings euro 2004 nostalgia. last time mur was in here, the place was jammed with swedes, roaring for beer after demolishing bulgaria. today, just one oldster, anaesthetised by the stream of shit pouring from the tv, and a young teenage couple, she chattering busily, he brooding, no doubt wondering if he will get inside her tight jeans before the dimwits at the ministry of education get round to opening his school.
draining his ‘bica’, muri walks up the long curved ascent, as traced by our noble friend: millennium bank, optimus call centre with kids hanging out smoking, just as described. on the 8th floor, a friendly ugly blonde girl does the charming hostess act. the ladies are just out of sight in the kitchen, eating a late lunch or a snack. eventually the parade begins, featuring two stocky morenas, a juicy shiny black girl, and a tall slim reddish blonde. black or blonde, muri? it takes a while, but decisions have to be made, with our hostess grinning inquiringly. blonde, then – and ‘suzy’ directs our hero to an immaculate bedroom and bathroom.
showering and drying take quite a time, and also remove some of the pleasure. if a woman isn’t actually malodorous like the nightmarish toulousienne (fuck, did that really happen?) mur prefers to peel them straight out of their clothes and enjoy the warm fragrance of their bodies rather than eat his fruit pasteurised and hygiene-wrapped. but not to worry: suzy has a fine willowy body, everything in good proportion on her tall frame, and sweet strokeable skin tone. she’s a lovely woman, and an intelligent one, but from the beginning she is slightly, just ever so slightly, in a hurry.
superb oral - your correspondent has had some fine blowjobs recently. deep-throating, her teeth close gently at the base of muri’s cock, and he loves that sensation. of course some men find this a turn-off and others are frightened, nein, herr doktor freud? – but it reminds mur of an inexperienced girlfriend in… 1972 ? ..73 ? where are you now, jennifer, a fat materfamilias? do your teeth still… ...?
back in september 2004, suzy is in the saddle as cowgirl of the month, and she shows her experience and tenderness - sensing that if she rides too hard there will be a premature explosion, she brings her stallion to the edge three or four times, then relaxes the pace. mur then does likewise, taking her from the rear, and turning her over for the glorious finish. he wants to kiss her as he reaches for heaven, but this she will not allow. nevertheless, here comes the joy of a magnificent orgasm, for her pussy is perfect: hot, wet but tight, and clenching hard on muri as he launches his sperm. conversation afterwards is half in portuguese, half in english of which she has a fair command. the hint of hurry is explained - her shift is ending and she has to pick up her son. she works 11 to 4, and a new group of girls comes on to do the night shift. a sweet talented woman, 28 or so, and one to whom mur will return, some long lunch-hour. or will he go for the late, late show one night, like zé d?
either way, this is a serious sex establishment, and mur joins his recommendation to zé’s.
€100 for an hour, not easy to find without the accurate directions in zé's post.
I'm sorry to break the flow of the recent posts, but I just wanted to compliment the Lisbon mongers as some of the most literate I've seen using this forum. Keep up the good work. Your posts are quite poetic and they help keep a lonely guy warm during the cold winters in Alaska.
incident in the office
(apologies for ‘blogging’ all over this board. in fact there is some hard mongering data here: skip to the penultimate paragraph if that is all you seek)
there’s a lovely woman at work, mentioned in an earlier post, a cashier-secretary. she has a charming-not-glamorous thin pale freckly face; hazel eyes, nice teeth, long copper-colour hair, and a petite curved slender body that sometimes tops the bill in mur’s erotic daydreams when lori is ‘off duty’. right now she’s resplendent in mini-t-shirts, showing back, bra strap, shoulder and flat midriff, all tanned to light mocha – and tight pink or black jeans showcasing a butt to sigh, cry and die for, which stands proud on her shapely legs, thanks to heels that set her taller than her male colleagues (not difficult). a botticelli girl, for those of you who visit art galleries between shagging sessions.
she got married in may, aged 27. her body remains that of a 17 year old, and she’s still at the stage of this relationship where the sex is non-stop. she often arrives in the morning with a delicious fragrance of fresh fucking hovering around her like an erotic aura. this is a relaxed friendly workplace but not the kind where sex chatter and banter are always flying around. muri would not permit that. the guys sometimes flirt a little; she teases sweetly back, but always within the limits of decorum. she regards mur as a nice fatherly old dear, and for his part he treats her with affectionate, scrupulous respect and frankly feels a tad guilty when he catches himself dreaming of peeling down those tight trousers.
monday, muri was bent over a colleague’s pc, examining a dismal spreadsheet. drowning in excel ennui, he was also tuning in to a conversation across the room. two men, a colleague and a visitor, were discussing prostitution. ana (we shall call her) was at her own workstation, pecking the keyboard with pretty polished nails, her new ring winking on an exquisite finger.
mur caught the essence of the conversation (in english). it was “once a prostitute, always a prostitute, how can you ever respect a girl who’s been a wh*re, how can a man dip his cock where so many others have spunked, once a girl starts opening her legs for anybody she’ll be doing it all her life, any deluded fucker who falls in love with an ex-pro will get the cuckolding he deserves, etc etc”.
and the stranger came out with the eternally stupid cliché: “i’ve never needed to pay for it, i’ve got a real life, a guy who pays for sex is a sad sack, i always shagged for free and now i’m married i’ve got everything i want at home, believe me.” with more drivel to the same effect, a foolish conceited smirk on his face. like saying that because you know how to cook at home, you’ll never go spending your money in a restaurant.
purse your lips and stay cool and professional, muri, there is no point getting involved, so concentrate on that spreadsheet. if they do not stop in five minutes, ask them politely to get on with their jobs, meanwhile do not enter the fray…
but it was ana who erupted. she swivelled on her chair so hard it moved into the middle of the room and she said (very fast in portuguese, so this is a rough translation),
“men are such liars and hypocrites! how dare you disrespect a girl who does prostitution? a woman has a right to do what she wants with her body and if men want to buy sex why shouldn’t she offer? she doesn’t degrade herself, it’s you guys who degrade yourselves by talking shit. and don’t go like ‘i’ve never paid for it’, that’s the biggest mountain of shit of all, because every man has paid for it, at some time or another, every single one of you, why do you think there are thousands of prostitutes in lisbon, it could be your wife or your sister, your girlfriend, you wouldn’t even know, you’re so sure of yourselves, they’re just ordinary women and sure, they do sex for money, there are millions of other people earning money in criminal ways, cruel ways, so leave these women in peace, the reason you despise them is because you’re secretly wanting to be doing ‘broches’ for money yourselves, and i repeat - all men have paid! even ***** (murilloa’s real name) has probably paid for it some time or another…!”
these last words were uttered more quietly, almost sadly, looking into muri’s eyes.
‘even *****’!!
if only she knew!
first reaction was, how ironic, that because he is quiet, reserved and cultured, (yeah, and old and tubby) muri should be regarded as the most unlikely monger on the block. then he thinks, ‘holy shit! has she seen me somewhere and this is her way of reproaching me?’ a gorgeous complicated moment.
ana was livid, she had just been racked by a kind of anger-orgasm, her face mottled red-and-white, her chest blushing angrily, a blue vein throbbing in her neck, her lovely firm breasts heaving inside her pale blue top. a tiny jewel of perspiration showed on her upper lip as she looked at mur. he had to grit his teeth and clench his fists, repressing his hot desire to take one stride across the room and lick it off with the tip of his tongue before thrusting it into her mouth. a wonderful sight, this beautiful, fully aroused woman. but why, he will always wonder, why did the subject annoy her so much? is it possible that she…? …another idea to be driven straight underground.
during a five-second freeze, the guys looked dumbly at each other as if to complain, “what’s got into her?” then ana came down from her passion, hung her lovely head of hair, mumbled “disculp’-lá” – “sorry”, and turned round pretending to work, rising a minute later for a protracted visit to the bathroom. later she and colleague could be seen exchanging friendly apologies. she made two transparent attempts to get muri on his own, doubtless to apologise for including him in her ‘j’accuse’ tirade; but he avoided the occasion and left early. it was just too dangerous - alone with her, his british reserve would crack and he would kneel down on the floor sobbing, “adorable ana, if you have ever sold your body, i still respect you, in fact i love you, and i confess that i have indeed consorted with prostitutes once or twice in my humble life, but i have never abused or degraded them, and now please, i beg you, let me unfasten the straps of your sandals with my teeth.”
off to the ‘suiça’, where two cerveijas and a cigarette, the first smoke since england vs portugal, were required to stabilise the system before moving on to calçada do garçia, 7, third floor. here, €30 purchased the company of a very recommendable, firm young plumpish morena, renata - prounounced ‘hinata’, for the lady is an amerindian-type from belo horizonte, brazil. slow strip with hands wandering everywhere, expert hand job with varied pace and motion, clever covered bj and three positions, explosion in ‘doggie’ with that ample rear writhing on the end of the spurting rod. great value for money, and mur left a tip.
but it was not of renata he thought as he walked home in the evening sun. nor did his mind turn to renata as he soaped his veteran equipment in the shower. nor was he dreaming of renata when he woke in the small hours with a familiar friend pushing up the duvet…
Rua Agostinho Neto, Lote 9, 8th floor, Letter B
A big thank you to Zé Duron for that most informative post of his on how to reach that adress.
Went there last week, 8pm. Door was opened by a petite blonde who acts as the resident mama-san.
Three girls available: a stocky brunette, a thin fake-blonde mulatta, and a short, reddish-hair Portuguese (from Setubal she said) by the name of Mariza.
i) The premises: The area is quiet and discreet, not far from the airport, as previously reported. The appartment itself is way way clean, be it the sitting room, bath, floors, room or sheets. You are charmantly offered a drink. You could be visiting a friend in view of the atmosphere.
ii) I settled for Mariza for EUR 100 for an "anything goes" 1 hr session. Nice smile, straight looker. The deed was somewhat mechanic, no kissing, nothing special. A nice massage after the first pop. A second pop was possible, but my little friend was not up to further action, so I left.
Executive report:I shall definitely come back. Girls are not model types, nor are expected to. As always in the hobby, and was my case with Mariza, YMMV.
Best of luck.
(sorry I had post this report in a wrong group)
Hi gentlemen,
Thank you for keeping this Lisbon page so lively.
I went back to Lisboa last week and instead of going to overpriced clubs, Elefante and others as previous times, I followed your advise and paid a visit to Largo São Sebastião da Pedreira.
It was a wednesday, 11:00pm. At this time there are few options as the upper places are generally closed. Patricia, tall, fake blonde Brasilian, opened the door in a kinky fil dental. She has a round butt, small tits, and may be half italian, half german as she said. She was one of the two girls available. The other one was a short mulata without grace or simply sleepy, then I opted for the receptionnist. Just arriving from the airport, I was into BJ rather than full exercise. 50 euros for 30/40 minutes, would have been 75 for an hour apparently. After a short chit chat, she went to a pretty good BBBJ and brought me to completion, CIM and tits, then a friendly massage, always with a nice smile. Nice attitude, kind maneers, all in all a nice girl.
I like these small family run like private casas, but I'd like as well to find a luxury place with a pool surrounded by nice and eager to serve girls, le genre of some clubs in RDJ or SP. Did anyone already hear about?
Um abraço.
This week, as luck would have it, LM found himself in a meeting just around the corner from 158 Almirante Reis basement, and having promised himself not to squander all his money doing dubious acts to equally dubious ladies, LM walked past the door of many delights and headed for the subway, all the while humming to himself the American civil rights anthem, “We shall overcome”. Alas, as the train pulled out of the tunnel as it approached Campo Grande station, he looked up and saw the Lumiar apartment and quickly changed his tune to, "We shall come over”.
Making his way out of the station he took the Museu da Cidade exit, turned left following the overhead railway which he crossed underneath at the first intersection to find Rua Agostinho Neto going slightly uphill and curving to the right to the Millenium sign, and finally Lote 9, 8th floor, Letter B.
On the menu that day was Anabela, the one who had fu**ed him into amnesia last week, a tall elegant strawberry blonde named Suzy (which I believe our colleague Muri already partook) and a stocky Portuguese brunette whose name escapes him. Once again he chose Anabela and the rest basically repeated the wild GFE of their first encounter. After a friendly chat and shower, Dra Jekyll turned into Ms Hyde the porno queen and once again tongued, sucked, rimmed and rode her way into his fondest memories. Later, as he kissed her good bye, it occurred to him that one day, when he would reflect back on the highlights of his life, Anabela would surely bring on a chuckle thanks to Zé.
As the subway pulled out of Campo Grande Station LM could see the Lumiar apartment looming over the trees and couldn’t help but wonder if he would come back again. Like the hero in a Spaghetti Western, he knew that he was destined to ride alone into the sunset, forever condemned to search for the next great adventure (read “lay”). Perhaps it was time to find a mullata, for old time’s sake (LM formerly lived in Johannesburg), Muri, any recommendations?
Abraço
LM
Hi guys!
As this is my 1st post, I'll just ask if someone as visited any of these places:
w20A. Chinesas. Lindas. Sensuais. Excitantes. Saldanha. 968583605;
09/21H. Orientais Meninas Jasmim. Massagem Relax. TM. 965481036
00-00H. A Telheiras; Senhora Loirissima; Olhos Azuis; Rechonchuda. Tia Assumida! Particular. Tm. 961664071;
962855977. Orientais! Massagem! Tipo Macau! Tailandia! Sem Pressa! Roma.
Loirinha! Pequenina. Oral natural! Depiladinha. Parede. Tm/967772641
Benfica. Menina. Portuguesinha. pequenina. 18A. Inesperiente. Tm. 967710782
007. Algés. Menina. Pequenina. Completa. Oral. Sem. TM. 967017758
If so, would you please be so kind to inform on the prices and services offered?
Thanks
P.S. - Sorry for the long post!
Hi guys,
After a long search for that special place, I found it! At last.
It’s an apartment in braga that I’ve tried 3 times already. And what’s special and different about this house?
In the several phone calls I made the girl that answers it’s always very smooth and sensual.
The first time I went there the indications that the girl provide me were clear and easy to find, near Feira Nova. I was received by the same girl that answers the phone call and direct me to the living girl, were the owner of the house (a lady with 40 years) explain me the rules of the house, especially the rule that no john crosses with an other inside the house, so they could keep all contacts and existence anonymous.
After a small but good conversation she explains me that I must go to a room to choose one of the girls, and I follow her.
Inside the room she explain me that the girls would enter one by one and the Madame explains the goods and bads about each one of them. There were, at the time, 4 girls available. 3 Brazilian and one Portuguese, and all very good looking (7 or 8), except one(2 of them provided anal jobs). The lady noticed that I became undecided and propose that I tried the wildest of them. A small girl (1,65cm) but very frisky. She came in and we took a shower together with a hand job, included. After the shower she asked me what i would like to drink?
She went outside to bring the drink and at the same time I was drinking a martini she start to give me a long blow job. I have a smoke and a drink during this. Nice!
After I started do fingering her and she insisted that I do that more vigorously!!
I asked her what was her favourite position and immediately she lay in all four. That girl was moaning all over the place (very loud) and excited me even more. We stay in position for at least a good 10 minutes. After that we stopped for a while so she could get me another drink and when came in explain me that one of the other girl was very curious and liked to join us??
I asked the price for the 2 of them – 100€. I accepted.
I spend one of the most exciting afternoons I remember and I stayed there for 2.30 h. Believe if you want – 2 hours of interrupted sex with a cum shot all over them (they asked for it) – They were wild and very friendly.
A time to remember.
Now the facts:
“Belesas Femininas..
Portuguesas e tropicais..
-Show lesbico real.
-Massagens completas.
-Casais.
-Sado-masoquismo.
-Acessorios..
Somos cinco sereias muito bem apresentadas..
Meigas e brincalhonas..
A consulta e compreendida como:
Banhos, relação normal e oral...
massagens corporal.
Videos, uma bebida e o tempo que for necessario,segunda oportunidade.
Em nosso apartamento com maxima higiene, sigilo e discrição.
Com atendimento personalizado desde a recepção ate o fim dos nossos serviços..
Estamos a seu dispor:
Segunda a sexta-feira das 10:00 as 02:00 e sabados das 14:00 as 19.00
Tambem domicilios so hoteis moteis e residenciais..
964466617
919151525”
LM
That was a lovely (hilarious! and useful) report!!! Truly enjoyed reading every word of it :) Keep up the good work!
Thanks!
962855977. Orientais! Massagem! Tipo Macau! Tailandia! Sem Pressa! Roma.
Member 2786 wants to know if we have been there.
Muri has. Avenida Roma, corner with Avenida Estados Unidos, sixties apartment block.
Got to the seventh floor of this scuzzy building with its grafitti-covered hall-entrance smelling of drains, a slum in the making behind a nondescript urban facade.
Getting out of the lift realised that this place had already been the subject of an unfavourable report from a colleague monger.
(Spud, back in August) Hey, where are you these days, Spud?
Too late to turn back, paid €50 and fucked a thirty-something Chinese woman who made acting ooh-ahh noises and clearly wanted the performance over in five minutes.
Which it was.
Just like the worst Romanian SW experience, except twice the price.
Don't go there.
Mur
member 2786. get yourself a real name and tell us where you have been. This board is the work of many distinguished gentlemen, but has only scratched the surface of the Lisbon scene. Get out there and tell us something we need to know!
With that recent report about the office, Mur came very close to revealing his identity. Curious people are asking questions.
So to put the record straight: no, Mur is not an English businessman in central Lisbon who loves paying for women, he's really a homosexual Japanese martial arts teacher who likes to play the harpsichord and lives in Sintra with his iMac, bifriend and rottweiler.
And no, Ana, that post was not about you, my gorgeous lovely beautiful obsession, darling. If it had been about you, Mur would have used your real name, ****. But the report earned an appreciative private message from Sri Lanka, and Ana, any time you want to go there, to expose your lithe body to the syrupy warmth of the Indian Ocean, just blow Muri a kiss across the coffee table at work and he will go straight to the travel agent (via Adonis Club)
That will put the sleuths off the scent, won't it, Muri..
And this is post # 300 on the Lisbon board. Childishly wanted to do that landmark.
Back next week with some hard information and a report of proper length and quality,
Mur
Murilloa
You're the undisputed KING!!! Reading your reports is joy forever!
Hats off to you!
HK Man
Hi everybody! Let me just congratulate everybody in this forum for the sheer quality of the reports. Let me especially congratulate with Mur who should work as a writer instead than as a banker.
Let's go to my report on Almirante Reis, where I went in occasion of a recent trip I did to this wonderful city. I will not go through the full story but let me just say that 50% of the girls they showed me (they showed me about 10) were just very very pretty. In the end I chose a nice brazilian girl whose name I forgot, with big tits and a nice pretty face. I paid my 100 quid for the hour, but I have to say I should have paid 70 for the half hour because, after showering we got down to business and she was pretty quick. She started with a CBJ and after 5 mins she already moved to the doggie position, and she was clearly expecting me to finish quick! So I finished, and then I was in the quite embarassing situation of being with a girl who did not speak any English and with whom I could not do much (it takes me quite some time to get back to business). Did a massage and then some chat, and then I was bored and left, all in all I will go back but will go for the short road next time.
Regds and thanks again
cla114 (or member 2199 as they want me to be called here...)
Hi Folks,
Long time no post, Ive been frequently viewing the board and enjoying Muri's post and have just dropped back to say a quick hello and to ask for further information.
I am off for my yearly sojourn in Portugal, but this time I am heading south to Faro. Has anyone got any information on the scene down that way? I'm looking for the young student type who wants to make a quick $$$ and is eager to please.
Also Muri, there is a rugby match being played in November. (twickenham). No doubt the aussies will win, and get some revenge relating to the world cup!
Cheers
LA
Avenida Almirante Reis, Nº 158 Cave Esquerda.
Went there last week for my first time.
Nice setup. Way clean. Room had a massage table and one of those spa-style showers.
Interesting lineup (8 gals, far more in number than in the Lumiar place). A mixup of Portuguese and Brazilian. No Eastern Europe types (a pity!!). No nylons (again, a pity).
Settled for a lean portuguese brunette who spoke top notch Spanish. EUR 100 for 1 hr.
Nothing out of this world. Average mpg.
Any houses with somewhat more sophisticated employees and atmosphere?
Any russian neutron bombs that I can look forward to?
Any nylon- clad ladies to discover?
Executive Summary: a worthy address to keep in mind. YMMV.
Hello,
I will be in Lx this week-end.
Can someone please tell me where is possible to find street girls?
Artilharia 1 is still active or with the works in the area this is NOT a very good ideia?
Monsanto was cleaned.
Restelo near the Belenenses stadium?
Técnico?
Thanks in advance
Paulors
Is there any place I can upload an Excel file on this board? I received an excel file by e-mail this week with a listing of the clubs and strip bars in Lisbon and the Algarve. The file comes with a brief description in Portuguese of the place and its location. Thought it could be interesting to share, but I don't know where I can upload this file.
If there is no place to upload it and you want a copy of it, send me a PM and I'll e-mail it to you.
Um abraço,
Mutrix
Latin Ass,
Welcome back to Portugal. There are about thirty ads for Faro in today's Correio da Manhã including these three which may be what you seek:
Faro, Marta! Estudante! Portuguesa! Agradável Sózinha! 968184458
Faro "00-00H" "Amorzinho" Universitária... Jovem... Extrema... Perfeita... Beleza!!! 965260754
Faro: Novidade... ;Iniciante; Escultural... 1,75m... Lingerie... 961883974
Enjoy and report back! Hope you find a bar full of Poms to watch Australia choke at Twickenham...
Paulors:
Artilharia 1 is still operating according to posts below - so is the Poço... but Mur is one month into a no-SW policy and cannot be more helpful than this.
Meanwhile he has found something delicious in his suburban retreat but no time for details just now...
Murilloa,
Just wanted to compliment you on your writing style. It is great to read your reports. Somehow your style reminds me of Vladimir Nabakov.
Regards-AM
Hey Muri,
Thanks for the post..hope to find something like the one below..stay cool! will let you know of my adventures when I return..
Ze Duron,
I tried to PM you ..but your Message box is full.
I was there (faro) approximately one year ago for one night and I looked in the local newspaper and found a few adverts I found one. I rang it and the girl sounded real cute..but she said That I would have to go to the telephone box close to a Uni and ring from there..she had a good view of that telephone box apparently and made a judgement on wether or not she wanted to fuck the guy.(she told me it was that she was scared of the police)..anyway i found the box made the call to her and she invited me up to an apartment...she was about 18 , romainian blond ..absolutely drop dead gorgeous, I dont usually go for blonds, but this one had absolutely no milage and had a body that would have looked better displayed on a modelling catwalk...all I can say is that it was the best sex I have ever paid for..BBJ ,69 , tight and unused pussy..It was over a year ago now so i dont have the details but will try to find her again.
I am hoping for the same on this trip...will keep the board up to date.
Cheers
LA
Angus Magee,
Welcome to our board.
Vladimir Nabokov indeed! Such undeserved praise will go to Muri's head. Your appreciation is great encouragement to continue writing, and this weekend Mur has hopes of finding time to communicate a sensational discovery. But just now, at the ungodly hour of 7pm, another meeting awaits, and if Mur does not attend, his salary, or mongerfund, will be diminished.
So Friday will be sexless and reportless for Murilloa, while in London, Lori is...
well, today Lori is accepting £70 from a variety of eager gentlemen who will happily pay that sum for half an hour in the company of the most beautiful prostitute on the planet.
that's all.
Mur
Parede again.
There is just time, in fact, to tell the world that the discreet house of sport in Parede has moved downhill, literally not metaphorically, and is now located at... ..well when you telephone, you are directed to Avenida Bombeiros Voluntarios 500 block. Then they ask you to find the taxi rank, and behind that, the Espirito Santo Bank. Between the ATM and a Fiat dealer is an apartment block entrance with crimson doors. Ring 1 'E', first floor right hand side, and you will be buzzed aboard.
It's much easier than it sounds, a three-euro-three-minute taxi from the station.
Inside, you will find Katia, the mulatta described by Mur with a little help from a certain 19th century French poet, in an earlier post. Chocolate dynamite. Goodness, that sounds like an agonising attack of diarrhoea, but a session with Katia is on the opposite end of the pain-pleasure spectrum.
And accompanying her, 'Crystal', not the one from a few weeks ago, but a petite blonde Portuguesa. where else in the world will you find two such piquantly contrasting beauties cheerfully offering unhurried sex for €50?
Now, Murilloa really does have to fuck off to a jacket and tie business event. But when he has time, he will endeavour to do justice in words to the loveliness of Crystal.
If you can't wait that long, see for yourself, her advert goes:
Parede! Cristal... Novidade... 18A... Rostinho... 15A... 96.383.9745
For non-Portuguese speakers - this suggests that she's 18 and her little face looks 15. No, she's more like 28 and looks 20ish, but her body is a hot dream and any Lisboa monger with the slightest sense of pride should make his way to her now, before Muri's expertly-planned kidnap attempt, due to take place next Tuesday.
sinceramente,
Mur
Just got back after a terrific trip around South France, Italy and short weekend in Barcelona! Nice is nice, Mailand (Milano) on one hand is wonderfully expensive, but on the other hand Rome is a wonderful place to be, anytime! I mean it, life is jollier in Rome where vine gets down the alley within the end of broad daylight to fulfill our demands and dreams. It’s a great place to spend some time for culture’s sake as well as for big time leisure-boy! The last three days in Barcelona where fantastic as this is one of the towns I feel I know fairly well, but then again it is always a big thrill to be back. The nightlife as well as the art and cultural events are tremendously good all year round.
But as a good monger who was absent for these past three (almost four) weeks, because the trip was not intended for that purpose (at least till we got to Barça where the party exploded! Next week read and look at the pics in the report in the Barcelona Section), but as I was saying, the beast in me was showing it’s hungry belly as quickly as I got off the airplane. As I was not working this saturday afternoon, I decided to head down to Costa da Caparica for some glass of coffee with a friend.
He brought the Correio da Manhã with him and I couldn´t resist but think about all those adds saying: “Caparica, menina loiríssima atende sem pressas, boazona, 25anos, portuguesa elegante com amigas.” (Translation: Caparica-Town, gorgeous 25 year old
blond, great curves!)
We had coffee and after an hour he was leaving, as well as leaving the newspaper back as I am looking for a car as I told him.
I dial one number and talk to a Russian girl who promises to open all the three highways to my generous soul. She tells me that it´s four Russian girls that expect you to pay 30 euros for a single shot party, 50 for the hour-long match and 60 for a sandwich with two chicas! They are located on the main street in Caparica the one that drives tru the whole town, leading to the beaches (Avenida 25 de Abril).
I tried another number and got the sweetest Portuguese voice on the phone, temping me with 40,50 or 60 euros for the same show as the lady before! She tells me she got 4 girlfriends and I decide it´s worth checking out. The apartment lies on the way to the Praia de São João, to the right when you reach Caparica from Lisbon. On the opposite side of the place recounted before. The building looks great and I have a last coffee with cheirinho (liquor) in the local café under the apartment. It feels good to have spend some three weeks out there, and it always feels better, knowing one is coming back to a beautiful city as Lisbon. The Autum and winter have it’s charm as well!
I skip the dreaming and decide to pay, lighting my last Spanish black tobacco cigarette before buzzing myself in. The place looks ok, new inexpensive low taste furniture, and unfortunately the low taste extends to at least two of the girls presented, I would rate them a 4 out of ten. Another black girl would pass for a 5 and the thirties dyed dark blond busty porn style bride could reach point six in the scale, but it was the tender voice Portuguese petit morena that got my charms in her elegant high heels. She was a 6.5 at most but had a great attitude, showing some embarrassment and then showing some sexy smile. I had her for a full hour for 50 euros and had two and a half sessions (as I couldn’t come for a third time in just one hour)
As I was leaving the apartment, heading up to Lisbon again, I stopped at a familiar Internet Café in the Chiado, making up for some spare time till dinner. I took a glance at WSG and should have listened to Muri´s wise advice and head down to the “Linha” (Coastline). Yes, by that time I was hungry again as the wolf! Instead I checked the forum and was glad to see some new postings about familiar places like Lumiar and Rua Alves Redol. Friends showed quickly up and all adventures were delayed in my brain for some enjoyable hours. Sex is not everything, just the pepper that makes the beef tasty, the flower that stands up from the grass!
We got it going and it felt good to be back to such a great city as Lisbon! At 4 in the morning as we were taking separate ways I thought about Cindy and her deadly curves, showing off at Rua Alves Redol Nº 11. I drove straight up there without calling, ringing the buzz and feeling my belly nervous! Inside I was presented to some dyed blond overweight Brazilian and to a petit red hair Portuguese that was showing a big scar on her left face side. She was gorgeous, a bit shy but I said let’s go for the shy girl.
Her name is Xana, a pornish name and she looks pornish with her cute face trespassed by a recent scar (what a shame). Her body is exemplary for she is only and truly 18 years old as she told me! It might be true because she truly looks like a teen in her 18 or 19, honestly! Everything is muscle or fiber, her medium boobs point straight at you, her ass stretches out and her lips down there are purely fantastic, making me do DATY for 20 minutes. All that was great but the truth is there was no atmosphere, and we ended up taking a shower, smoking, smoking and having a single shot when two shots are regular guidelines in this establishment. So the truth is that even when you know your way around in place, and I feel that I know every room (four) in that place, including kitchen and the two bathrooms, one is never certain of obtaining the right profile service. It happened to me at least!
Bottom-line: Rua Alves Redol is still fantastic as you have at least one hour show rolling, never show up to early (before 17h afternoon) or to late (after 3 in the morning), and be sure to state all your desires because I invested 100 € for a single nutcracker with a beautiful pure teen of about 18 or 19 years old!
Muri I definitely have to try the “Linha” as well as continuing “digging” in “Caparica”!
Remembering Barcelona...
Sometimes you think ‘this one I shall keep to myself’. But a public-spirited monger is never secretive. We all gain from the noble sharing ethos of our board. So do the ladies.
When Muri first went a-whoring, in Bill Gates’s infancy, there was no hard current information for the lustful traveller. Certain fleshpots like overrated Amsterdam enjoyed world fame, and if you were making a first trip to Berlin or Buenos Aires, you might perhaps have heard some ‘old hand’ telling of exploits there: but on arrival you’d find new laws against SWs, or a particular club had closed, or the entire country abstained for Ramadan, or the town hall had declared homosexuality obligatory (Sydney). You suspected certain friends and colleagues of knowing a thing or two, but you dared not enquire. Once abroad, whom to ask? That sleazy waiter or cabbie might be running a stable of fillies, or he could equally be a religious fundamentalist in cahoots with law enforcement. And those travel books, helpful with luggage and lodgings, were innocent of the local term for BBBJ.
Others must have memories like Muri’s. In one new city he trawled the yellow pages for sauna and massage, fruitlessly. Then made a sweaty forced march round likely SW haunts –docks, stations, sex shops, parks, squares, alleys - another blank. Escaping mugging or murder by a miracle, he abandoned the campaign, disbursed his local currency on a gourmet dinner and an ocean of booze, taxied expensively back to the hotel, ascended to the rooftop bar for a nightcap… …to find a merry crowd of appetising prostitutes, available for immediate enjoyment – as long as you were sober, solvent and sanitary…
All changed, changed utterly. WSG removed fear and frustration from global whoring. So we must never hide or hoard, even a rare delicacy like the following:
New directions to this house are in the previous post. It’s easier to find than the eagles’ nest in Lumiar, but you must travel the yellow train, usually with a goddess or two aboard to whet the appetite, as far as Parede, half way to Cascais. Heading west, you are en route for the Americas, and this is a Brazil house, which has nonetheless acquired a tiny, perfectly formed, fragrant lingerie-clad blonde Portuguese Anglophone nymphet. Crystal is twentyish: examining her sweet face carefully you can rest assured that you’re not about to break the law, but her exquisite little body (‘pocket Venus’ is the cliché) is that of a teenager. Tan lines demarcate firm curves, and a little tuft of fine blonde fur poses prettily above a quim made of honey and velvet. Attitude and athleticism are A-grade.
Go while you can - she’s “just sorting out financial problems” before exchanging the Bordello for the University. (Damn, do both, Crystal! Doctor Murilloa will introduce you to Philosophy and Economics while you introduce him to your tight pussy!) We have all heard ‘only-for-a-while’ stories before, but in this case Mur believes. Young Crystal is now established on his weekly routine. Of course if you all go next week, she will resolve her difficulties before Christmas and vanish - remember how hot Carina of Areeiro was rushed off her feet by a WSG-driven demand surge? But anyway, pious Muri has shared his jewel.
Oh, and if by some freakish chance Crystal is not your type, her flatmate is no other than Katia, Mulatta from Paradise via São Paulo, described last month. Strawberries ‘n’ cream, milord? Chocolate mousse? Delicious desserts, and if you’re a greedy wolf, €100 gets you both.
Mur
PS: Welcome back to rainy Lisboa and happy Autumn hunting, Zé.
To all, especially to Muri and Zé Duron!
I will come finally back to lovely Lisboa!!! After my ventures to the world - back to homely waters. To the local watering wholes like the Portugalia.
Please: I suggest a mongers meeting on either Friday, 29 October or Saturday, 30 October at Portugalia 8.00 p.m. Muri - you know the place. Do not bring ANA with you. That is an entire male venture!
What is your opionen about this proposed meeting?? Alternatively at the DOCAS? It would be real nice to have a board-meeting of the Lisbon WSG Capter!
Please advise.
Carlos Primeros
Friday não posso, Saturday probably, will confirm details in midweek. By PM, so as not to attract a curious non-monger crowd.
Quite understand that it would not be an appropriate occasion to pluck up courage and ask Ana out... ...but if, by any chance, Muri ends up, later in the evening, riding a Brasilian girl, is he permitted to close his eyes and imagine she's Ana??
I just thought I would congratulate you guys on the high literary quality of your recent output. Lisbon is seems is a city of putes and poets! Just wishe that I had found this board before my trip there last year ;-) - where I got offered sex by a scabby looking junky near the docks (and refused) - bt was I doing by the dock at 1am on a Sunday morning?
some mongers restlessly seek gfe, others long for a porn star. these are not illusions, but certainly elusive. you are more likely to enjoy the hobby by taking what comes, treating every woman as a unique episode, and just laughing at the disgusting, or disappointing or frightening moments that whoring occasionally ‘throws up’. this board has helped many of us to do just that.
and sometimes you encounter the old-fashioned, honest-to-goodness dirty-minded little fuckslut. the lady we are about to meet would not be offended by this description; she would revel in it, cackling with horny laughter.
thursday lunchtime found muri accepting a lift, and recognising a street name - avenida miguel bombarda. “drop me here, thanks, i’ll walk the rest of the way. no, no, sure, thanks all the same.” an hour of freedom. but no address book or hand-held gizmo, so this requires memory and concentration. which side of the street? near a café, no? ground floor? yes, that glass door with the potted plant visible in the hall! shit, hope this is right…
it is. he’s buzzed in, shown to reception by an obese woman in black. the parade is three unappealing morenas, and mama-san says that she too is available. no, mur is no captain ahab, though as a man of the world he knows that this girl probably does have a loyal client base in the blubber-loving fraternity. what to do? just try the slim twentysome with the neat little butt, suggests a voice from inside muri’s business suit. and soon we are naked and erect in front of filipa, from vitória, brazil. her face gets more attractive because she is smiling, cheerful, and talking dirty. as the action warms up she switches to english, “i’m a fucking wh*re, watch me suck your cock, then you gonna fuck me, right, really fuck me, look at my ****, eat it, yeah, then fuck it, suck my tits first, yeah, suck those silicone tits” truly, gentlemen, this is verbatim. the joyful torrent of filth continues through ‘doggy’, and she gazes lasciviously at the mirror behind the bed, just like lori, totally absorbed in the sight of her lovely self getting fucked. then strenuous ‘missionary’, ending with muri high up the richter scale: filipa came too, or made a fine job of pretending, and as he withdrew, mur saw her clitoris swollen to a prodigious size, looking like a small boy’s penis. (disclaimer: in this country of paedophile scandal it must be firmly stated that mur does not go round looking at such things but like most readers of this board he possessed one, once, many years ago.)
chatting post-coitum, it’s clear she knows almost no english, her vocabulary limited to porn-movie soundtrack. where did she learn? muri asks, changing to portuguese. she tells him, zestfully, about the fans of all nations whom she serviced at euro 2004, by day in casas and by night in clubs, with english as lingua franca. she brags about her profits, but confesses that she gets sore after eight cocks whereas her friend did seventeen just yesterday. (which one, the fat one? omygod!) and much more in the same vein, as factual and down to earth as any contributor to this board.
she then turns questioner. chicas often ask if you are married, what you do at work. this one wanted to know about mongering – where else do you go, how much do you spend, when did you start, do you like two girl action, anal, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118][CodeWord118][/url], have you ever fucked a guy, how often do you masturbate, do you download porn, have you tried viagra? then she inquired about london, how much could she make there, is it street or apartment, is it dangerous, do englishmen like brasilieras, are there many ee girls ruining the market? mur tells her about lori, and about ‘scandalbabes’ agency, and finally describes a ‘gentlemen’s relish’ party. this excites her and she starts stroking his cock, then kneading and squeezing, then offering a deal for chapter two. mur’s small companion is definitely convinced, but time and money are not on his side and he has to creep back into his shell. come back and tell me more about london, says filipa, showing him out. muri may just do that, filipa. he knows very few guys who can talk as frankly about sex as you – and none with a pussy like yours.
€50 avenida miguel bombarda, 127 r/c (ground floor).
I just returned from Rua Agostinho Neto, Lote 9, 8th Floor, Letter B.
I was met by blonde "greeter" who introduced me to 3 ladies; a dyed blonde, a slightly overweight cute large breasted brunette whom I somehow felt a sort of kinshop with after seeing those big boobs, and a new brunette.
However, I remembered something on this board about a great experience with a blonde at this address. So, against my mongering instincts I selected her over the big breasted brunette.
I should have listened to my inner voice which was shouting WARNING! WARNING! Go with the "Chubby Brunette!!!" Not the blonde!!
"Brunda" the blonde was not into the job tonite. She instited on a CBJ, and was a terrible lay (Based on my personal opinion of lays).
All I really wanted was a nice slow BBBJ, and for 100 Euros I got a bad lay and a CBJ. However, the place was spotless, and that was impressive.
Perhaps living in the Frankfurt areas for 4-years and frequenting the FKK clubs bas spoiled me. Not to mention living tn the Philippines in my youthfull past.
However, I have not given up on this city. I know that perfect BBBJ is out there. Perhaps some of you could provide guidance to a good source?? Even someone who might visit the hotel room?
I will be here for two-weeks at the Tivoli Tejo Hotel. Any help in my quest for a sensual women who gives a great BBBJ will be appreciated.
If she does laundry it would be a plus, but its not a requirement.
Thanks
this is just a short but intense repor about my vacation in beautiful barcelona.
i have posted it here so that any of you that don´t look out for that beautiful city can understand my abstinence:
barcelona weekend
first of all barcelona is a wonderful city filled with life, amusements of all sorts, published a thousand times through all possible means, the flair of barcelona is no secret to anyone.
i have had the fortune of visiting this beauty a couple of times in the past six years. as i know myself around i usually stay either at the ramblas or at the passeio de garcia, all depending on the budget available. ramblas and the gothic neighborhood will come cheaper at about 30 to 70 euros the night and you will be hosted in the middle of the business! with all the cons and pros of the first option i sometimes prefer to stay at the new bourgeois style avenue of garcia.
as i was traveling with acquainted people that were familiar with the city we decided to stay the three nights at the ramblas in order to be right in the middle of the mud. i was traveling with two fellas that i had just met a couple of month ago and i was not familiar with the kind of amusement either of them was expecting. wrong, one had told me on the flight that he had hear of a kiss-kiss bar and handed me the clue i was about to struggle for.
we got to our hotel (hostel) where we were greeted by a nice brazilian guy. the guy showed us around the small but clean facilities and informed us that as we were having three separate double bedrooms that the hotel was girl friendly if the chicas had an id card. perfect for me!
we proceeded with dinner in a place i still remembered as being packed with lots of people in their late twenties, early thirties. no luck about the girls but well fed we got it going to a café, then a bar, another one and finally picking a cab to kiss kiss bar. as expected the place is not big, the quality is right but the stakes (price) were just to high for me to invest in such a short-coming (cuming) expenditure. the other guys got involved almost immediately with the girls hustling the euros out of their pants! i felt tempted but resisted and in the end i was happy to be able to resist to such hazardous carnal pleasure although the hormonal withdrawal symptoms were making me shaking my decision.
gladefully i had time to meet a guy, believe it! his name is gustavo and he lives as a small fashionstore manager in barcelona. he is quite young, maybe 25 and his business must run well since he spend a small fortune on that night and the following two. to make it short he ended up showing us around for two afternoons and the next two nights. we rolled in a talk about life, barça and of course women, women that are willing to have us exploit their beauty for some cash. we drank about half a bottle of gin and ended making plans for the day after since he was so eager to show us some peep strip places as well as an apartment or two.
it sounded jolly to go to a strip place and so all the eagerness from the first evening was resting for the next dusk! as i woke up the next morning i was feeling rather off-beat by all the gin and wine from the night before that we called gustavo to meet us somewhat later. he said “no problema amigo!” but ended showing up at the hotel three hours later with two girls.
a blond shorthaired romanian blond called dana, and a cis chica that stated erika as her name. we met them at the café outside and i immediately fell in love with petit dana. she is a bright smiling girl in her late twenties and her curves drove me made instantly. but it was not the time to fuck, yet. we got on and as the staff assembled (some guys take a lot of time showering, just like girls) he asked me if the quality was ok? i replied saying that i didn’t remember ordering anything and we had a laugh. so off we went, and i pulled gus aside and asked where to? picking up another two girls of course! where? at the chicas apartment! we stuck all six in his golf and off we were to the north of barcelona, just before the wonderful garden of gaudi. the girls spoke decent spanish so conversation was rolling. as her friends were all out we decided to have some late lunch/early dinner, killing some time and struggling all three for the two chicas, everyone trying to impress them best as possible! males!!
the restaurant was just around the corner and so it was not surprising that three chicas met us at the table. one was declined as she wasn´t up to the standards of a regular or good looking woman. the other two were spanish morenas, not beauties to die for but sexy and charming. at the end of dinner about 8 (very early in spain!) we paid our checks and decided to drop at dana and erika´s apartment. dana confessed me she didn’t feel comfortable in her wear and decided to change. i was stunned as she walked back out of her room wearing tight light blue jeans (called corsarios, coursairs), a super broad and wide leather belt with stitching, high platform sandals and a beautiful white shirt revealing just enough! gustavo´s girl was on her way and i got thinking but then we have a girl to much! and how are we going to pay all this? i asked him again and this time he stepped aside and told me dana was charging 500 euros the night in the clubs, meaning two or three hours tops and that tru his service i could have her for the whole afternoon as an escort and for the best of the night as my sexy wife as he put it! i went thinking 500? and he just went: ask her, negociate!
horny and a bit drunk i got thinking that´s a lot of cash, but hey if you can pay 279 euros for a single room in paris, then you must try this delicatessen girl for around 300 for the whole night!
as the eight of us got along pretty well, having a drink here and the next drink just around the corner i finally decided to approach dana with some indecent proposition. she was very sweet, making me comfortable, since i had been talking to her and her friends for the whole time i almost forgot why they were with us anyway. i told her how charming and bla bla bla she was and she relpied that she could be a lot more for just another 500 euros! i countered with 200 and she burst out laughing telling me “right you can lick my feet for the money!” and i responded i gladly would do that and a lot more. the good news is that we settled for 300 for the next 12 hours of happening and got on with the party. one of the *******es i was with couldn´t settle down with any of the girls so he ended up going back to kiss while the three of us (including gus) were cuddling away while having another glass of crianza (red wine).
eventually we got back to our hotel in the gothic quarter and the whole turmoil and earthshaking started in the three rooms, bombing away almost a full month of abstinence. dana is a great piece of intelligent, bright and silly woman, easily spoiled anytime. she is sexy and i only include a picture of her because her ass is really worth it!
we got along that evening as well as the next morning. i ended up going shopping with her in the el corte ingles around plaza catalungna, looking for sexy g-strings that i bought for her! after that i had a good excuse to see her naked again and she went like: no no, baby, no pay, no play! as i tried to show her that she was not being ok, trying to ignore her for some time she ended trying to sort things out just as a girlfriend would do it! i ended paying for her dinner and for 200 euros she offered to perform every dream that i could imagine. and she did! that night we got bacl early around 1 in the morning and after getting by her apartment were she collected some stuff, like a dildo, some high heel platforms and other “costumes” we did it for the next three or four hours. i managed to keep it up with her and after some early morning sleep we did it for a last time in the shower (always covered). as i got on the plane i realized that i had spend 500 quid with her, another 60 in g-strings and nylons, some 300 or 400 euros for a lot of dinning and drinking, to make it short: i was happy, tired and bankrupt! a thousand euros for three nights and i am not even including the plane ticket, the taxes, gifts and hotel expenses.
does anyone out there feel the need to open up a fund raising institution for mongers? where can i apply?
barcelona is gigantic, beautiful, erotic, majestic and sexy if anyone of you have a chance to get there please do so, as early as possible.
so this is why there will be little posting from me for the next weeks. altough the libido is there and dispite muri´s welcoming report about sexy and furious filipa i have to keep the show a bit slow for some time now!
i hope i live to see my bankaccount grow for a while!
It was Sunday and the offer was limited, but I direly need a fuck. I decided to give Parede a try, but as the girls Mur so much recommends were off-duty, I decided to take a chance with an alternative, picked from the day's paper.
This was Marta (96 975 6913), who offers her company and her set of services in a ground floor apartment between the marginal and the church.
When she welcomed me, I found her to be atractive and enjoyable. I asked if she was alone. She wasn't. I asked to be presented to her companion, who was a Brazilian, much more well endowed physically. But I have to admit that all the best sex experiences I ever had were with Portuguese girls. Once in a while I do try a Brazilian, but for the life of me, there is no way I can understand all the excitment over these girls. As a rule, and this was one of the major shocks I suffered upon arriving here a few years ago, the Portuguese have been by far the most satisfying sex providers I ever tried (although I must admit that I have still to experience the German FKKs and anything oriental, amongst a plethora of other possible experiences).
Anyway, I ultimately chose Marta, it seemed just less risky. It proved to be value for money OK. For 50 euros you get BBBJ and possibly anal (if the girl is in the mood, as she clearly explained). I got both, and well served. She was shaved and I like to DATY of nice, shaved girls, so I asked her about that possibility, which seemed to surprise her very much. Now, I do not know if what followed was a major theatrical presentation, it may well have been, but the girl didn't let me stop for around half and hour and seemed to really enjoy every minute of it. As if she didn't believe on what was happening.
This added a whole new dimension to the affair.
I have been very much in dire financial straits, a situation that has been limiting my explorations, but one month ago or so I was at S. Sebastiao da Pedreira, and got Filipa, then (they leave the names but change the girls, in order to maintain the leverage of the ads) a nice Brazilian girl who did cbj and anal. It was OK.
I have 50 euros burning a hole in my pocket right now. I am wondering where to go now. Marta again or Murilloa's Crystal? That is a question...
First of all, allow me to congratulate the contributors to this part of the site. Compared to the size of the local market, there are probably ten times more contributions, and most of them are pleasant to read.
The downside is that someone trying to find a summary of the local action has to read pages and pages, and to have a map of Lisbon with a list of the streets to find them. So I did for the streetwalkers, and here is what I found (subject of course to approval by the locals).
The main SW area is NW of "Marques de Pombal", in the area just E of the "Hospital Militar". The relevant streets are:
North-South
- Rua Artiharia 1
- Rua Rodrogo da Fonseca (only the Northern part thereof)
East-West
- Rua D.F.M. Melo
- Rua P.A. Vieira
- Rua S. Pina
- Rua M. Subserra
The SW are mainly located at the intersections of these streets, some young some less, some speak foreign languages some don't, etc.... in short the usual average.
I selected one, got a quote of 35 EUR, but the downside was that there is apparently no pensao nearby, a taxi was needed to go to and return from a pensao, probably less than 5 EUR each way. Nothing more to report, I decided it was too late by then (and could/would not bring her to my ***** hotel nearby because of colleagues, not to mention that her price might have gone up).
There are also some SW along Avenida de Libertade, around the Sofitel Hotel (Metro Avenida), only on the side of the Sofitel. Obviously the best quality SW in Lisbon.
Finally, there are indeed some on Rossio, but definitely no longer the young Romanians described in earlier posts: probably because the football championship is over, there are only a few oldies left (around the NE corner, as mentioned in earlier posts).
That's it for my Lisbon experience (that will remain unique for long) and my small contribution to this thread.
Hi There,
Being recently in Lisbon, the Newspaper offered me a bad experience. Probably next time try one of the nightclubs, at least you see what you buy!
Tom
If the newspaper offered you a bad experience, one might suggest that next time you masturbate barehanded, perhaps using a little vaseline but leaving the newspaper safely on your bedside table. Most men find newsprint a little rough around the sensitive parts.
Or of course you could spend fifty times the cost of a newspaper, and hire a prostitute.
If you mean that you did in fact hire professional help through the classified advertisements of a newspaper and the lady did not meet your expectations, then as a senior member you should feel obliged to help other members by spending five minutes or so telling them which advertisemtnt to avoid. This is the raison d'être of the WSG.
Hope you enjoyed Lisbon, welcome to the local board, and please do return, more loquaciously, in the near future,
Mur
In the end, it was Cristal.
Two things about having paid sex with truly beautiful girls with great tits: a) it's always nice to be remembered that one is actually able to fuck women that would seem inaccessible, for some quid (in the case, 50 euros did it); b) the experience normally is lacking.
Such was the case. Not that she isn't nice (she is) or that she isn't honest (she is and she does provide well according to her rules). And she even kisses in the mouth (no DFK at least for me, but she did kissed me tenderly in the lips).
But I did find the experience lacking. Next time there I'll try Katia, who seemed more promising. And before that, I'll give Marta a new try.
Cheers!
Hi Mr Mur,
Yeah, the newspaper on itself doesn´t work too good. I´ll follow your advice not to masturbate with it......
In all reality, I don´t have the add anymore, I don´t know which one it was. She was Brasilian, but he, there seem to be more around in Portugal. The point I was trying to bring accross is that without a picture, it is very hard to judge from the newspaper what you will get. Once the lady stands in front of your hoteldoor, I think it is out of place to sent them back.....besides the point, a pussy is a pussy, and the load needs to be shot!
Next week I´ll be back in Portugal, and I´ll post my experience on one of the clubs (either Elefante Branco or Day or Night). I´ll then be very precise about my findings there. I wish there were sites like they have in Brasil ([url]www.contatos.com.br[/url]) where you can actually see the girl that will visit. Any suggestions on those sites in Portugal?
Regards
Tom
Dear Tom,
'preciate your sense of humour. You could try PortalPrivado.com. Some of the merchandise advertised there looks appetising, but you have to register to see candid photographs. You would certainly be doing the Lisbon mongering world a very great service if you were to try one of these ladies and report back.
Or you could go to one of the trusty places reported on this board.
Muri at the moment is a contradiction in terms, a 'monogamous monger' with petite blonde Crystal of Parede. But will definitely soon try Harry Hymes's new discovery Marta, in that same discreet suburb.
Whatever your choice, happy hunting,
Mur
although i am trying to stay out of the circus for a month to sort some recovery after such a great and also expensive strain there is always the will to help.
i had done some research about the net and there are definitely some places that are hot like [url]www.aslolitas.com[/url] and others that where stated in posts from around spring and summer. tom take a look at them and if some additional info is needed pm.
what about the clubs?
sincerely i prefer the black tie since it is less expensive, the royal assistance starts at 100 euros plus room (25 bucks tops in a close by clean small hotel). that usually gets one pop, 150 might (just might) get you two. i had my trills and would say it is worth visiting the black tie club since it is the last club closing (around 8 in the morning). all girls go there, at least all the one’s that haven’t found a millionaire to pay the night off at day and night and elefante branco. as they know that this club is the less expensive corner shop they are always prepared to settle for less. a lot start with 200 euros once they know you are a tourist but there is always space to hit the nail at 150 or even for 100 the bunny can be yours. the place is easy, you feel absolutely safe, you can dance or just watch or wander around to pick your selection. day and night is harder and more expensive showing the same girls while elefante branco and hipopotamo are the two most expensive clubs with prices for around 200/250 euros and believe me some of the girls are really not worth it for their looks while others of course are.
check out the itenery lined up by so many goof and excellent mongers and literates as muri and others that have crossed our forum and planted their seed.
now for all you mongers out there: there is a new palace to visit run by some of the chicas that were at avenida almirante reis. the new place is close by at the new avenues, to be precise at avenida marques de tomar, nº 5, 1st floor. i haven’t been there but one of my golden selections has moved their. the asking prices are 80/100 euros for one or two pop parties and they say that they have 12 girls utmost. open till midnight they are showing 6 gals from 8 in evening on!
dear friends,
having arrived in lisboa, within one hour i was installed in my hotel and ready to rock n roll! ze and mur, thanks for your tips so far. i decided to follow ze´s advise about [url]www.aslolitas.com[/url]
still running around with painfull hands because of my newspaper experience last time in lisboa, i was really ready for some good stuff now. when i found out that this place is only a 2 minute walk from my hotel (holiday inn), i really got excited.
off i went, rang the bell, and went to the first floor where a nice looking chick opened the door. only 2 chicks available, of which one looked very uninterested (she didn´t know what she was missing). wanted to follow ze´s tips of patricia and/or sindy, they weren´t there. went for the colombian chick, which i believe ze said not to go for...........it was great stuff! upon entering the room, the girl will leave you there for a few minutes to undress (this needs to be different next time, i love to see them undress!). she came back with a towel around her, and started to light some candles. after that put warm water in the jacuzzi, and then the party started! some playing in the jacuzzi, after that to the bed for the real work. all in all a good treatment for 100 euro for one hour. will go back, but first will try some of the night clubs, and see if they will rip off me or i will rip off them by getting a good deal! let´s see who wins, i love a challenge
tom
Dear friends,
Time to report on my 2nd nite around:
Had two places on my hitlist (no, I am not a terrorist!), Black Tie and Night & Day. Black Tie was a bit of a disappointment, because as the barman told me, action only starts here at 3:00 in the morning. I realised I couldn´t keep my load till that late, so I decided to try Night & Day, both clubs are located close to each other. N & D was full of nice Brasilian chicks. I stayed around for about 1,5 hours, talking to many of the girls, and finally I felt comfortable with one. Her name was Roberta from Florianopolis Brasil. She informed if I was interested in some relaxation (a bit of a stupid question, I didn´t come there for a haircut). She told me her programme was complete (this refers to the fact that you can try all her holes). She started with saying 150 euros, I asked if she had diamonds in her box. She understood the underlying message, and she went down to 100 Euros for 1,5 hours in my hotel. I had to pay for my own drink (8 Euros), and the house rule is you pay one drink for the girl before you take them from the club (12 Euros for some juice). Had no problem with that, so 20 Euros was my ticket out (not too bad at all, have had worse before). Back in my hotel, the chick was all over me, gave good service, I shot my load after a while, a little more playing around, and then I felt tired, so I told her she could leave. So in the end it was less than the 1,5 hours, but that was my own choice. Tonight I´ll go back to Night & Day, I like the setup that there is a nice jar of cookies to choose from, and that prices are negotiable. 100 Euros seems reasonable, especially if you read that certain guys have been paying 200 Euros or more, all for some pussy friction and a shot of sticky glue (face it, that´s what in the end of the day is the bear reality of fucking). I hope that my contributions will help your fellow fuckers so far
Tom
friends,
one more thing: in the end, the service at aslolitas was better, however the choice was limited. night & day has more to choose from, but the service was less gfe! let´s see what tonight brings, new chances arise!
tom
Avenida Marques de Tomar Nº 5, First floor
A brand new delicatessen shop has just opened doors and although I was trying hard to overcome any sinful behavior the weaker part in me took over once it was Friday!
I made myself up to the beautiful neighborhood of Saldanha, Avenida Novas and decided to stop by the Cup & Cino brand new Café that opened on the opposite side of this sinful house. Having a whiskey in my hands for the first time in the week I felt even more sure of the enterprise I was bond to start with. I had a second bourbon while reading the sports news that they hand in for free in this type of establishments and all my thoughts started to emerge on the lingerie showing on the couple of last pages of the paper. Finishing the appetizer I headed on to the front of the building. Rang the button saying 1st floor and got on the lift.
As I stepped into the brothel I immediately noticed that it was drawn by the same special kitsch decorator that had done Almirante Reis. The place looked top clean and I was greeted into a living room, taking a place in a plastic brown couch I could see myself everywhere since all the walls are covered with mirrors from top till bottom. The girl that let me in was nice looking wearing a white nurse kittle. Service is provided for 80 euros for half an hour or 100 euros the full hour.
The presentation was nice, as it was about dinner time there were 8 girls available, half Brazilian and half Portuguese. All from 22 to say 30, some looking average/good and others looking good. No stunners and the my favorite girl from Almirante Reis was not available. I noticed a Portuguese mulata girl showing her hips and tits outside of her dress and she looked fairly entertaining in a precious mood but she had a few pounds to much on her legs. Her name was Mariana or something with a really pretty face and I should have gone for her. Then there is Bia a Portuguese dark dyed blond, 165 cm tall, excellent figure and very nice face, she looks really good, not charming but seriously sexy and pornish, hiding some tattoos on her body. Other chicas were fine as well but I decided to go for a relaxing time with Bia. The session was ok, not overwhelming, just a good looking gal in her mid twenties.
After coming twice I decided to go back to the Café upfront only to discover that the beer happy hour was over and prices were going up. I had my share of the liquor and after a meeting some friends for some more drinks at Saldanha-Residence I was horny again. It was now 1 in the morning and my thoughts were drifting between going for a freebie at the docks by the river or for a session at Rua Alves Redol. I decided for the later since I was going out with friends the next day and the opportunity of a free kiss-kiss session could happen just by occasion then. So I quietly made a disappearance act and headed down to my car, just iin front of the Mundial Cinema complex, that’s exactly the place where Black Tie is. But as Tom put it, it was past one in the morning and the place was just desperately empty. So I made my way to Alves Redol, a place always easy to find and easy to park in the middle of the night. The street hookers are really tasteless girls I would not touch! I got to the apartment and was disappointed that Sindy is still missing, a real gem and sex goddess. Patricia was available and Sandra a “supposed” Spanish big titted girl was presented to me for the first time.
I fell in love with her eyes and her hands and her feet and her tits. It wasn’t love but just desire that was pushing me. She showed me the same room where Sindy fucked the hell out of me for almost 2 hours. After getting me some whiskey and lighting something like 20 candles, we undress and met in the water. I found out that she wasn’t Spanish at all but Columbian and her name was Milene and she has a girl back in Columbia. After this sad story I massaged her feet in the tub and she proceeded to do the same while massaging my balls with the other foot. Awesome and sensual! Just my taste. Well to make it short the session was really good and we talked and kissed and fucked for a whole while. I told her about WSG and that this forum provided very good feedback to sexy well educated chicas. After that she just rode me reverse cowgirl, got on her knees and I told her that I wanted to drop the hammer in her ass, which wasn´t in the program first. We ended with a hot hand job combined with a lot of kissing and hugging. I think that this girl has potential if she looks out for her figure with those big mamas raising up to the sky and not dropping down to the ground.
Mur and others take a look at this south American chica, just tell her you know her name is Milene (as written on her golden bracelet) and she will know your from the WSG board.
Have fun while I have to make some savings for Xmas!
Anyone wants to meet this weekend? Or next?
Ze,
Good to see you also enjoyed the Colombian Chick! The tits are very firm indeed, I advise all of you to opt for her. Last night I never made it out again, I fell asleep only to wake up around 8 in the morning (shit, black tie just closed!). I´ll keep you all updated about the "business" on my next trip to Lisboa!
Tom
I tried Cristal in Parede (Murilloa's girl) and she is a beautiful girl with great tits, that provides limited service with tender care and attention. Worthwhile, sure, but for me a bit lacking in the gamit of pleasurable options.
Katia has left the house for a new place in Carcavelos and they have 2 new girls there, both Brazilian: Brenda and Michelle. Brenda is very nice, Michelle is strong (should I call her fat? I will not), with the attitude and looks of a doll.
I have been with Michelle. She does a wonderfull BBBJ while smilling and looking one in one's eyes. Anal also. She told me that CIM possible (didn't try). Enjoyable session.
This is a challenge.
Like Jackson started his scene in BA, I bet you guys it started with glorious meetings.
So it will be up to me to invite all the mongers and gentlemen around the city of Lisbon for a meeting at Saturday the 27th of November at the glorious and infamous Portugália, at Avenida Almirante Reis at 18 h. We can share a beer, have some seafood or some “pregos no pão” and get along.
Whoever feels weird or embaraced can always leave the table and continue the life-long hunting in his strange raincoat hiding away with wet hands.
I challenge all of you and let me name you one by one:
The unique and only Muri
Harry Hymes
Mahaba
Carlos Primeros (if around)
Latina Ass
Mutrix
Drainaps
Cla114
Joshua xxx (come down to Lisbon for the weekend)
Luis Manuel
Green Banana
And others that have been hiding in between these lines and around all the corners throughout this wonderful city. This is the time to show up!
Let´s get this city rocking
PM me for all the details
Hi Ze,
If I was in Lisboa, I would 100% be there!
Take Care
Tom
After getting the first replies about the meeting proposal there is a slight change in the schedule:
New proposal: Saturday the 4th of December!
All visitors, contributers, punters, hookers, pimps and friends are invited!
Hallo Zé,
unfortunately I will be in China by that time. But please - your idea is good and next time when I am in Lisbon you can count me in.
Carlos
Horor-Show
Just had a terrible experience in the middle of an awesome week end.
Although the freebie sessions are working in excellent form and after being told that the autumn is actually the season where woman are more eager to run into a new exciting and prinking fantasy (told by a woman!) I found the need to try out some new add for the middle budget section of 40 euros. I should have gone for a few beers with friends and forget this investment, but I guess I was weak.
The misfortunate operation took place at Rua Praia da Vitória, Nº 77, 5th floor left apartment.
The chica is ugly, fat and her performance is shitty. Why did I do it? Hell I don´t know, guess I wanted to make sure she isn´t worth a penny! The place is just to your left of Monumental Shopping Cinemas at Saldanha. Beware!
I had to clear of my dizzling mind at a very nice busty brunette from Romania, my god had she boobs and I got her number as well... but that was a complete different story for another post in the near future.
Gentlemen ... the deal is still on for the 4th of December!
The show is rolling...
Sorry I cannot make it for the meeting. Shall be in Lisbon tomorrow evening though, but I guess it's too short a notice to set anything up for the evening.
Have fun and do report back.
Drainaps
Hi fellows,
Just back from Lisbon, 18 Celsius, sunny weather. I had little time for mongering, and maybe because of that I confess it hasn’t been the most successful of my numerous trips there.
On last Wednesday, fter dining at the well celebrated Portugalia (tasty penedes, excellent and pricey jumbo shrimbs, good draught) I decided to pay a visit to the 44. Good welcome at the 3rd floor. Not too much decorum, tiny waiting room with a huge TV, 6 ladies for presentation. No stunner, no monster, an average 6 would I say. I opted for Gabriella, a young brasilian brunette in her mid-twenties with something appealing within the eyes. Wrong pick.
Very bad choice actually. The room was cold indeed (no heating), but the girl was much colder even. Actually 100% dead fish. No conversation, no atmosphere, nothing but a frozen handjob. In case, I tested then her massage skills. Dull as well. Pretended eventually there was never ever a BBBJ in the house. This fascinating session quickly turned to a dry end, as I preferred to skip and keep my stamina. Definitely one to avoid.
It was around midnight. I switched to the elegante Elefante. I paid a drink to a portuguese-angolan-cabo-verdiana mulatinha called Michaella. I was eager to be properly treated, which happended to be the case. Friendly girl, nice attitude, some skills if not all of them. Back to my hotel we quickly entered into action I hour, 200 € bargained down to 150 + 20 ‘taxi’ bonus. She kindly rolled a big spliff after the event J and stayed a while chatting and smoking with me. All in all an acceptable experience, but nothing to die for!
I will organise myself better the next time. So far I will keep on reading our Lisbon forum and expect finding a gem within your reports!
All the best,
GB
mur returns to the board. workload has been absurd, but he has not been an idle hobbyist. a london trip brought the eternal delight of an hour with beautiful lori, who turned twenty-three recently and has never looked better. the next day, a chance to revel in the joyful sleaze of a sacred rose party, described in the relevant forum.
there was also a saturday evening when he reported to a venue summoned by king carlos primero, but the visiting gentlemen did not show up. mur waited half an hour, sipping an imperial in portugalia, decided against the adjacent brazil house, and taxied away to corte ingles. after refreshment in the food hall watching many a lovely nymph strutting by, he thought he was ready for princess vitoria. would she be there?
indeed she was, but there followed a complete fiasco. the €50 safely tucked away, vitoria bared her lovely body, took mur into her hands, then her mouth, (uncovered, a special favour which no doubt caused the subsequent problem) then rubbed her firm breasts against his faithful little friend… who brought the occasion to a disgraceful premature end, by erupting messily over the young lady, to her surprise, and, yes, considerable amusement. mur blushed, wiped, apologised, but the princess, unconcerned, laughed his embarrassment away. after a long line of cocks, she was probably delighted to have earned her money in two minutes of caressing rather than with a heavy-duty fuckfest.
muri left with a sense of failure and crisis. has the previous week’s orgy in london caused a breakdown of the system? is it now time to seek medical help, adding the cost of viagra to the mongering account? will the next thirty years of whoring bring a series of humiliating failures, until at last mur takes up his seat in the back row of the porno cinema alongside the other impotent octogenarians?
well, we all know that when you take a fall from a horse, it’s important to get straight back in the saddle. so after an hour of painful reflection, the decision was taken to make a special, once-only exception to the sw ban, strictly for medical and psychological reasons. a firm-bodied black girl was selected on the praça figueira, and taken to a pensão, a cleaner one than the romanian haunt. there she was fucked at great length, with iron control and detachment, in three positions. a triumphant roar of pleasure rep001tered the pigeons from the rooftops of the square, as on the stroke of midnight, orgasm was achieved. further adventures and philosophical excursions are on their way, but will have to wait for now. just a word of thanks to hh: mur has lost touch with cristal and has been searching, hh thinks he's found her - we will soon find out if this leads anywhere.
happy hunting,
murilloa
Hi Muri,
Ze Duron set a new meeting for 4 December and I have the intention to attend it. I was refering to the 4 of December when I sent the mail.
Sorry for this - please accept my apologies.
Carlos
Nothing to apologise about, comrade Carlos, these 'crossed wires' events sometimes happen. I mean we Brits blame the Germans for almost everything, but no way was it your fault, Muri's disaster with Vitoria...
Really hoping to attend Saturday's meet, but Mur will have to lie his way convincingly out of another engagement. we shall see...
It’s surprising how little is known about his life, but we may be sure that he (or whoever wrote those miraculous plays) was a hobbyist. He uses the word ‘*****monger’ only once, and was not the first to do so in print – that honour belongs to William Tyndale, translator of the bible in 1526 (Ephesians 5 ; 5, for all you born-again boys hearing preacher Muri’s sermon – most translations say ‘fornicator’ which is a crappy word).
But Shakespeare understood mongering:
'...She is a housewife that by selling her desires,
Buys herself bread and clothes. And ‘tis the strumpet’s plague
Beguiling many, to be beguil’d by one.'
Meaning, that the working girl takes her profit from many clients, but it’s an occupational hazard that she might become seriously attracted to one of them. Or it may suggest that she exploits her clients, but one guy, her pimp, exploits her. But this also works the other way round, so that we mongers may cheerfully enjoy multiple female purchases, only to find that among the many, one makes a deep impression and we fall in L***.
That word ‘beguile’. He uses it in 25 out of his 37 plays, and in shades of meaning that run the full range from ‘sweet innocent charm’ through to ‘devilish deceit’ – exactly the spectrum of behaviour we experience among our business ladies.
Your point, professor ?
Well, Cristal.
Muri was beguiled, charmed: and then she disappeared.
In a short but excellent report on her (Nov 3rd) Harry Hymes hit the nail on the head about beautiful women who would normally be inaccessible. Either the service is lacking, as HH found, or maybe, precisely because she doesn’t feel like a fully operational prostitute, you feel an urge to move to a different level. Anyway, Mur didn't say anything of this to Cristal, but it was she who moved – away.
Last week the giantess Michelle absolutely refused to tell where her ex-colleague had gone. Cristal herself had mentioned a new casa in Carcavelos, but a hunt round that area drew blank. Harry sent a kind PM with her ad from the paper, but a Brazilian voice answered the phone, and was very keen to direct Mur to a place in Rebelva, but denied knowledge of any small blonde Portuguesas. Well, mystery is also one shade of the meaning of ‘beguile’… but Muri will miss this highly attractive honest and intelligent woman.
Gentlemen, this has tested your patience: literary pedantry followed by sentimental claptrap. Hard information follows in the next post. Muri would get these things out of his head by going out hunting right now – but the entire fuckin’ Atlantic Ocean has just reared out of its bed and dumped itself on lovely Lisboa, just on a public holiday, too. Unbeguiling weather.
The search for Cristal took Mur round the suburbs and he found two cheap places. He had thought that along the Cascais railway, where wealthier mongers dwell, there is nothing under €50. But two houses offered good sex at bargain prices.
First, curiosity tempted him to this ad:
Parede... Quatro Meninas... Novidades... 25 Prendinhas... Tm.965044376; Tm.912870527
Turned out to be a long way from Parede station, in an ends-of-the-earth place called Zambujal, Rua da Cidade de Coimbra, 284. The taxista had to consult his map twice, but eventually reached a respectable clean house, where four young Brazilian ladies paraded. He (Muri, not the taxista) selected the youngest, little Juliana, reddish-blonde curly hair, a dark birthmark on her chin disfiguring an otherwise pretty face, a neat petite body. Said she was 18, probably not much older, although her Caesarean scar was evidence of childbirth. Or maybe not – Mur is beginning to suspect that Brazilian chicks are born with Caesarean scars these days. Be that as it may, this one gave a fine zestful performance, well worth the €30 paid (the ad is ‘beguiling’, well, deceptive, because €25 is oral only, the full menu is €30. An excellent experience, another little gem from Minas Gerais. But this place is well off the map. Leaving, Mur decided to walk to the station, following his sense of direction downhill to the sea. Night was falling, and the stray dogs and teenagers looked suspiciously at the middle-aged business-suited foreigner making his way through their strange, half new, half rural-slum bairro.
Another ad:
Carcavelos... 24H... Brasileiras... Desinibidas... 30 Beijinhos... Tm.968167720
Well, Muri wanted Cristal, but for the time being this would have to do. He was directed by phone to another place he’s never seen, Palmeiras shopping centre, two ugly brown fifteen-storey towers with a mall on the lower floors, five minutes from Carcavelos station. There he had to proceed to the Pingo Doce supermarket and ring again. Quinta das Palmeiras, 35 1st floor Esquerdo. ‘Quinta das Palmeiras’ – Palm tree farm, well forget it, this is a fuckin’ enormous housing complex full of small dark apartments like the one where a classic firm rounded Amerindian gave an invigorating workout with hands, mouth and tight pussy. She actually apologised at first for being on her own, said her friend had just gone to the supermarket, would Muri like to wait? No, he would like to fuck, and did so with pleasure, but before he left, the other girl returned. Mur was introduced and promised to come back to sample her, the kind of promise a gentlemen just has to keep even if he is really in L*** with someone else.
Having tried to stick to mongering information, Mur will just relate the gastronomic sequel. He wandered back into the shopping centre, thinking of beer and food. After two imperiais at a tiny bar he went up an escalator to look for restaurants on the second floor. Fucked out and hungry, he didn’t expect much more than a good wholesome cheap Portuguese meal… so his joy and surprise were great when the first eatery he saw was… a Japanese place. The real thing, as it turned out, with a mighty plate of Sushi rounding off Muri’s day of sensual indulgence. The meal cost more than the girl… but that’s the unpredictability of mongering.
Now Cristal, where are you hiding? Would you like to eat sushi with Muri? Be his guest – but he will eat you first.
Boa noite, gentlemen,
Mur
Hi folks and let´s hope that we can meet on Saturday
Let´s say around 18h30 and 19h00 at Portugália.
I will be standing at the bartrens in the foyer of this silly but nice traditional portuguese Beer house.
To make myself recognisable I will be wearing a green Jacket without sleeves
Show up and whoever misses this strating point shall be banned from all great massage parlours forever and ever!
I will have a later meeting around 23H00 but this gives the meeting gentlemen some time for beer and some investigation!
The place around the corner? Avenida Marquês de Tomar? Lumiar? São Sebastião? Miguel Bombarda? Alves Redol? Wherever!
Show up folks, because it´s Xmas
...but where one or two are gathered together, there's a chapter of the local mongering fraternity. It was just Muri and Zé Duron, longtime contributors to the forum, who met up at Portugalia. The bar has never looked so squalid, but conversation and beer flowed agreeably until it was time to go hunting.
First to the Brazil house across the street. Not good enough. Those who go a-whoring with Zé, be warned that here is a gentlemen with demanding tastes and standards. But he charmed the mama-san, Juliana, who looked at one point as if she might just slide to the floor and give Zé a free blowjob. Instead she parted with her business card, giving the gentlemen to understand that a future freelance opportunity is not out of the question.
Next, into Zé's car, and a fine performance, roaring us through the Lisbon streets with one hand on the wheel, while the other rang to announce our impending visit to houses of pleasure:
Zé: To whom do I have the honour of speaking?
Voice: To Bia
Zé: Beautiful Bia, a very good evening to you and to the lovely creatures with whom you dwell. Two cavaliers of impeccable taste and discretion salute you, we are approaching your castle upon our powerful *****horse, and we seek news of the princesses who abide in your boudoirs.
Bia: There are four meninas, your magnificence.
Thus the call to Miguel Bombarda, and another to São Sebastião was similar. First to Miguel Bombarda. Bia turns out to be the obese but friendly Mama-san mentioned in Muri's earlier report. She could only offer two chicas. Mur and Zé agreed that number one was a 'possible', number two quite out of the question. Bia herself was once again keen to insist that she was available, but... well, undoubtedly she is a lovely human being with a higher degree in Philosophy, but her body is a minority taste.
So two blocks' walk, and at S.Sebastião, four Brazilians were lined up. Muri now had to choose and fuck. He had made a pact with the Devil that he would get expertly serviced tonight as long as he returned home early - arrive after 2300, and he would be dragged to the fiery pit of hell. So he opted for the lady who had opened the door, Marisa.
Zé found nothing suitable and said farewell, telling Marisa to give Muri a full workout, and expressing his intention to make for Alves Redol and give Cindy an unforgettable riding lesson.
Marisa is a statuesque dirty-looking reddish-blonde, big bottom, smaller breasts but with hard perky nipples pushing through her lingerie. She obeyed Zé's instructions, doing an excellent job. Natural BJ was followed by three positions, and although this took twenty minutes, she then offered a massage, delivered with sweet skill, and then as a real bonus, asked "if I give him a few more beijinhos, maybe we could play again?" She did, and we did. Two shots for €50 - she didn't ask for more cash but Mur naturally gave a tip and will be back...no beauty, but a nice girl with a heart as big as her bottom, and a tight lively pussy.
Meanwhile...? We await Zé's report, hoping that he did not suffer a stroke or heart attack in the arms of Cindy, the Algarve's very own 'tarada sexual'.
Great evening, Zé - to be repeated.
Mur
Hi folks and let me tell you:
The meeting, I mean the gathering of two humble hunting riders can only be considered a fortunate coincidence, as most of this boards readers and posters prefered to duck in their heads and stay home instead of accepting the challenge.
Mur of course, as a rightous british man of honour showed up and I can only tell you that I am a lucky monger that has finally met the most honourable guest this city has accepted since Lord Byron.
As you might read in Muri´s post, the beer got us chilling out, talking about this and that, chatting about soccer, girls and whatever came to our dirty but intelligent minds.
The reception at the Brazilian Bikini House was nice but the availability of chicas was poor and so we will have to meet some other day a bit sooner.
The petit blond at Miguel Bombarda was reasonable and I liked Maria Clara´s boobs at Largo São Sebastião but then again I decided to flip over to look for Cindy at Rua Alves Redol. BUt as my car was parked just over Avenida Marques de Tomar Nº 5, 1st floor I decided to see if any of the girls form [url]www.portalprivado.com[/url] were available. This internetsite claims to post only real pictures and I can reasure you that this is right so far as I have seen about 5 of the girls. I chose Bia, a Portuguese dark skinned (but white) girld. She has some wild beautiful hair. Her perfomance was good altough the show was over after one long performance. I payed 100 euros can say that I fucked another very good looking chica, unfortunately I did not have the time to try her big ass, but her handless long and deep sucking performance was smoth and brilliant, a real bonus. She let´s you play a lot and you can stick your fingers and dick wherever it pleases you.
So this is the story of the first public WSG meeting.
There will be more! We will prevail!
Thanx Muri for excellent companionship
I'd like to ask you if could post a report of the other girls you tasted form this site.
Thank you...
[QUOTE=Zé Duron]Hi folks and let me tell you:
The meeting, I mean the gathering of two humble hunting riders can only be considered a fortunate coincidence, as most of this boards readers and posters prefered to duck in their heads and stay home instead of accepting the challenge.
Mur of course, as a rightous british man of honour showed up and I can only tell you that I am a lucky monger that has finally met the most honourable guest this city has accepted since Lord Byron.
As you might read in Muri´s post, the beer got us chilling out, talking about this and that, chatting about soccer, girls and whatever came to our dirty but intelligent minds.
The reception at the Brazilian Bikini House was nice but the availability of chicas was poor and so we will have to meet some other day a bit sooner.
The petit blond at Miguel Bombarda was reasonable and I liked Maria Clara´s boobs at Largo São Sebastião but then again I decided to flip over to look for Cindy at Rua Alves Redol. BUt as my car was parked just over Avenida Marques de Tomar Nº 5, 1st floor I decided to see if any of the girls form [url]www.portalprivado.com[/url] were available. This internetsite claims to post only real pictures and I can reasure you that this is right so far as I have seen about 5 of the girls. I chose Bia, a Portuguese dark skinned (but white) girld. She has some wild beautiful hair. Her perfomance was good altough the show was over after one long performance. I payed 100 euros can say that I fucked another very good looking chica, unfortunately I did not have the time to try her big ass, but her handless long and deep sucking performance was smoth and brilliant, a real bonus. She let´s you play a lot and you can stick your fingers and dick wherever it pleases you.
So this is the story of the first public WSG meeting.
There will be more! We will prevail!
Thanx Muri for excellent companionship[/QUOTE]
Marta's gone. Called the phone number and a guy picked up the phone, saying when I asked for her (I just asked him, I do miss the girl), "this is surely the wrong number you dialed". It wasn't. Oh well. Cristal's gone too, right Murilloa? You know, I called several ads in Correio da Manhã that could possibly point to someone like her, both in Carcavelos and Parede, to see if I could be of help to you, but to no avail -- it was always some Brazilian girl picking up the phone.
They are serving in restaurants (and that's pratically the only way to have decent service in a Portuguese restaurant these days, when the Brazilians are in charge), they are mopping the floors, and they are now providing the bulk of the sexual services available in the nation. It is in the sexual services part of this equation that I have time and again been direly disappointed.
Oh yeah, bad day. Awful day, in fact. I ended up in the SSP floor, as I have been served there with some consistency, but as I required bbbjtc and anal this time, the only 2 girls available were Maria Clara (who is Portuguese) and Daniela. I wasn't attracted to Maria Clara (but probably should...) so I went with the other one. She was not very atractive, as well, but most of the time, the girls compensate that with their attitudes. Not this time, not at all. Too bloody mechanical, too impersonal, no "customer care" at all.
I have not been much into the hobby as I am lacking the funds, so today this was particularly painful. I never got better than acceptable service from the Brazilian bunch. Every memorable experience I can remember was with Portuguese girls. I can't understand all these guys going to Brazil to have sex (never been there myself), what to they possibly get there? All the best girls are in the clubs, the apartments and the streets over here making euros by the half-hour and they are really nothing special... or maybe I'm missing something big and can't figure that out yet. In this regard, I am probably a bit like Gatsby, believing in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us, so I beat on, boat against the current, and I spend precious money very badly. Maybe one day some nice Brazilian girl will prove me spectacularly wrong. But I am seriously starting to doubt it.
Actually, based on what I know, if I ever get a chance to go to South America, I will certainly put Argentina ahead of Brazil any day.
Anyway, thanks in large measure to this forum, I have now a good grasp on the geography of pleasure of the city. Not so much in the sense that it has its ups and downs, but more in the knowledge, as I drive pass some neighbourdhood, of the titilating possibilities lurking behind certain doors and windows. It is a different take on the old places and in the whole, it is, hum, arousing.
Season Greetings.
Hi everybody,
I was in Lisbon for work and was just looking forward to go to Almirante Reis 158, where I had a nice experience some time ago. I had arrived late in the evening, so dropped my stuff at the hotel and off I go. What a sad surprise! No answer at the door!!! It was about 10,30 and I thought they would still be there! Have they left the place or was I just unlucky? did not feel like experiencing new places at such a late hour so I just went sadly back to the hotel. O great Muir, let me know what was the reason of this bad experience!
Thanks
The girl formerly known as Vitória (from SSP) goes now for the name of Cátia and is trying to make a more independent living from an apartment in Algés, which she is sharing with another girl, who goes by the name of Vanessa. Their numbers are 968 544 821 and 968 649 448. They charge 40 euros for 30 minutos, 75 euros for one hour.
In this latest venture, Cátia professes to offer full service. In fact, I had a blowjob, which now she provides without cover, and then I daty and then we had sex in a missionary position. That was all. It was ecstatic. It was worth every cent of the 40 euros and then some more.
Yes, the facts gone out of the way, I can start to concetrate on the important stuff.
As I was on top of that delightful piece of ass, thinking that life can be great after all, I remembered wise words from a North-american reverend ("With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope"). Sometimes, like I told in my last last contribution, life's a lemon and one wants the money back. Other times, such as this, a glorious surprise can change the whole perspective in a snap.
Which brings me to Lazarus Long observation that "a ***** should be judged by the same criteria as other professionals offering services for pay -- such as dentists, lawyers, hairdressers, physicians, plumbers, etc. Is she professionally competent? Does she give good measure? Is she honest with her clients? It is possible that the percentage of honest and competent *****s is higher than that of plumbers and much higher than that of lawyers. And enormously higher than that of professors."
This girl is beautifull and has a wonderful attitude throughout. She deserves praise and respect.
Final remark: Portuguesas forever!
It would not be polite to abandon Lisbon for another trip to the grey north without leaving behind an efficient report and some hard detail on a new place. Here it is:
Another business lunch at the Saldanha Atrium, a place that always stirs lustful instincts. Sure, name a place that doesn't.
With some spare cash floating around, it seemed the natural thing to do, to ease downhill to the Adonis club. But once he'd hit the street, Mur remembered that the municipal authorities are staging a re run of the First World War at the Marquês de Pombal. No doubt the tunnel will eventually solve traffic problems, but as a pedestrian Mur was daunted by the machines, noise, mud, wire and trenches. Faithful Correio da M was at hand with;
Meninas Jovens Celia e Paula, lindas de morrer! Sensuais, atendem ao Forum Picoas. Tm.936204129
Within seconds he was at Avenida Fontes Pereira de Melo which runs from Marquês de Pombal to Saldanha. Number 48B, 7E, entrance next to the sexy Purificación García clothes shop, but ring first because Mur's memory of the exact number may be faulty owing to leakage of brain cells into his scrotum.
The door of this new and smart apartment was opened by a mad, or possibly stoned, middle-aged woman in black fishnets who immediately offered her body to your gallant correspondent. No way. Muri took advantage of the tutorial he had received the previous week from Zé - a masterclass in how to say "no, I'm out of here", but politely, even charmingly. She presented another girl - short, plump, sweaty: no again.
Then Rita. Now, then - a curvaceous coffee-coloured Brasilian in boots. Yes, please.
€80, BBBJ then prolonged fucking with this bulky but active and very fragrant and sweet-natured girl. She was excited enough to come (or nice enough to fake it beautifully). Afterwards she spoke with moving simplicity of her two young daughters in Paraná, the poverty of her early years, the long flight (her first) to Lisbon, and the lies she tells her family about working as a cleaner. No attempt to wring the heart, absolutely no self pity, and no bullshit about hating this job and wanting something respectable. In fact she even said how much she enjoys sex with many men, and that she likes 'nine out of ten' of her clients, who are mostly office types from the area. They fill the house during lunch hour, she says. Just the straightforward post-coital talk of a good kind girl.
So of course Mur left a substantial tip, and recommends this charming 23 year old to his colleagues. To show kindness, but also respect: a quality HH wrote about, thoughtfully, in his last report, only to delete that paragraph later...
More to say about HH in part two, that's if global capitalism gives Muri time to return to the keyboard in the next few hours.
the season of handing giftwrapped booze and chocolate to all and sundry. no idea what harry hymes would like for christmas, but he deserves more than a token of mur's appreciation. not once but twice he responded to the 'cri de coeur' of a man who had lost his favourite prostitute. he sent pms to muri telling him where to find cristal - and although work and stupidity got in the way, mur eventually reached his soft and succulent goal.
962440217. once again a brazilian voice told him to report to pingo doce supermarket in rebelva. not far from carcavelos train station. mur made the journey on foot, and en route he saw some serious police-and-bombeiros shit getting laid down in marianas, the shanty town which gives this part of the linha a little taste of colombia.
once in the car park of rebelva pingo doce, he called again and the same brazil girl remote-controlled him into an apartment building. no point telling the direction and the number, it's hidden away and therefore discreet. just ring.
internet and mobile phones are guilty of several of the horrors of modern life - but they have transformed mongering, for the better.
at this stage muri had no hope - another perfectly acceptable fuck is on the way, he thought, but cristal must have gone for ever. up in the lift to floor five, the door opens, and standing sweetly behind it, her lovely breasts pushed up by a black lacy bra... ...is cristal. mur drops to his knees, thanks god and harry hymes, and then, since he is in that position, licks the firm petite thigh that is peeking through cristal's lingerie robe,
no more details of the sex. hh is absolutely correct when he says that c's performance is basically a conservative one, but she is a beautiful beautiful woman. just before they turn off his life support machine in the year 2045, mur's last memory will be of cristal standing up on the bed above him looking so shapely, and so tiny, and lowering herself on to his sucked-to-diamond-hardness cock, while her blue eyes gleam with lust.
it's december 17th. if only there were time to review the whole year, the way the newspapers do. but certainly today's was one of the best fucks of muri's year.
and there will be no more in 2004, because we are going to the uk, not for business, lori, and parties, but for a spell in sex prison. ho, ho, ho, mur has bought presents for his niece and nephew and will be a jolly santa. in fact nephew is now 13, the hormones are moving in, and probably his idea of a good christmas present would be cristal as mur saw her today, high heels, black nylon, two sets of soft pink lips and her lovely hair pinned up on her head...
but this is not the british way. if mur were an argentine uncle, it would be part of his duty to take nephew to a good *****house to get safely and healthily deflowered. but in england such a suggestion would split the family. so nephew will get a volume of edifying reading instead. lucky dog, with life, lust and literature spreading before him like a new unconquered continent.
but for all of us, of all ages, the future can hold joy - especially with colleagues around like zé and hh.
to them, to all the world's mongers, and most of all, our lovely ladies,
a happy christmas
from
mur
ps back in portugal on jan 5th. first project, alges and vitória.
The CM ad stated: Gabriela 18 anos, atrevida, busto 48, bela espanholada, corpinho perfeito, desinibida (in English, this means more or less: 18 years old, daring, chest 48 cm, will use big tits to rub yours truly, perfect body, full service).
On the phone, the girl professed to offer full service and bbbj, one hour of her time and the possibility of two rounds, time allowing. All for 40 euros.
I know that if something seems too good to be true, it most likely is not true. Even so, I ultimately decided to give it a try.
The girl is indeed young and nice and receives one with a big, bright smile. Her body is also great, big breasts.
The one hour allowance and the second round turned out to be flat out lies. The bbbj was indeed provided, sort of, but only grudgingly and only after a 6 minutes lecture on the dangers of mouth carried STDs. Couldn’t believe.
With the (for me) absolutely basic premise of honesty and frankness in jeopardy, the rest was already spoiled I guess. Anyway, she rushed through things throughout and after I came, made it clear that there would not be any second round and that as a rule, it does not actually exist.
She also presented me with some comment about the Portuguese (she’s been here for about 2 years, she told me) being a bunch of “ranhosos”.
Unhappy and miserable girl with a fragile self-consciousness, I suppose, just wanting to make fast money as a pro.
There were some positive points. She didn’t close her eyes during intercourse, which is how it should be, smiled, and the sex was somewhat inventive.
So maybe in the end it was just me and my ever deepening prejudice about Brazilian girls.
Anyway, FWIW, I do not recommend this one.
Rua Rep Bolivia, 3 - 3°A in Benfica (968 022 576).
So, it seems that I am the only one still on the game (or at least reporting on it).
This is probably my last post this year, unfortunately. I was trying to end the year on a high note (i.e., an encounter with Cátia/ex-Vitória), but the girl has vanished (second time in a row I find a fantastic girl and she disappears on me). I’m hoping she’s just on a (hopefully small) vacation.
I’m closing this post with the comments about “respect” Murilloa mentions in another contribution.
Before that, I have two lines of thought to share.
For starters, the girls of the year were Vanda, Vanessa, Marta and Cátia.
I wrote about Vanda (916 240 702) sometime ago. I still see her once in a while and she never disappointed nor has gone missing. I do find her attractive and very nice, a girl that’s a pleasure to be with, but in this case I have no doubt that YMMV. The sex is adventurous and fun. As a rule I pay her between 50 euros for 30 minutes and 100 euros for one hour plus the cost of the room, but that’s because I believe she’s worth it. She’ll probably go for less. To meet her is a bit tricky, as she currently “escorts” on a strictly part-time basis, is hardly available at nights, seldom has her phone on and normally doesn’t have credit on it. So, it goes like this: I call her and normally have to leave her a message; she’ll call back from some other number than hers which should not be used for calling her back and leaves a message. Then, I’ll call her again to her number and she’ll pick the phone. And we agree on an appointment for the same day or the next day.
Vanessa (964 317 422 ) is another case. She’s a SW from Rodrigo da Fonseca, a beautiful mulata (or morena or whatever) whose parents are from Angola, or so I seem to remember. She’s awful in bed (actually it is difficult to take her to a room and there, her attitude will be as much as possible of the DFE variety). What she does extremely well is to give head. Best blowjobs I ever had. If you go with her and know about someone better than her at prices I can afford, LET ME KNOW! She charges 15 euros (or is it 20?) for a BBBJTC, as a rule I pay her a total of 30 for her to swallow. Note that she only works nights, after 11.30 pm, and will do it in your car. As she normally has her body full of some cream, her seat will get stained and smelly (nice smell, but it sticks). So, be warned.
Marta and Cátia (ex-Vitória from SSP) are also young and beautiful and I have no idea where any of them is right now. Cátia was probably the better of the two and I have to hope she’ll be back. If she is, I’ll be there in an instant. Full service, great company and a fantastic attitude for a great price, one has to love this girl. Where are you, my dear?
On another note, if you cherish beauty (at prices that although arguably high are within the financial capabilities of a middle class monger), the girls to focus on are Cristal (962 440 217, currently in Carcavelos, Muri’s Muse) and Nádia (969 395 550, Monte Estoril) a smallish seemingly very young, beautiful girl with big tits (she’s with Roberta, a big Brazilian girl I wrote about some time ago and who was in Alcântara). In both cases, strictly covered half and half for 50 euros.
I did find a Brazilian woman whom I can recommend. She’s not pretty by any stretch of the imagination, though. Her name is Clara (963 370 189), she must be in her late thirties and she’s not attractive. She has been living in Portugal for five years (which probably accounts for something in her attitude) having been forced to resource to sex as a way of life for the last 2 years (as she told me). Nice, honest and competent and receives at her home in Parede. If you ever find a Brazilian girl like Clara only younger and beautiful or at least pleasant, a girl to whom a BBBJ is not a full blown telenovela drama and whose ass is available, let me know.
About respect: “Lack of respect though less aggressive than an outright insult can take an equally wounding form. No insult is offered to another person, but neither is recognition extended; he or she is not seen–as full human being whose presence matters. When a society treats the mass of people in this way, singling out only a few for recognition, it creates a scarcity of respect, as though there were not enough of this precious substance to go around. Like many famines, this scarcity is man-made; unlike food, respect costs nothing. Why then should it be in short supply?” (this is from Richard Sennett's last book)
Lack of respect for one another is of course one of the bigger problems in this country.
Hello "companheiros" (it's like partners in Portuguese),
Before the end of the year, I would not like to leave you without news about me, or simple to make a last test drive of the year. To be sincere this my first visit to an "apartamento" since may or June, since the retirement of super Carina from Areeiro.
The reports about this fantastic blond, were great, who have doubts about the choices of guru Muri? So, I planned a visit to carcavelos ... made an appointment (she's very busy), waited for about 10 minutes (she was probably sleeping! lol). There she was, nice boobs, blond, with to much make-up, and for me, too skinny. But I was already there, so lets try, and see what this young girl (around 25, not 18 or 19) can do. It was a nice starting, no bbbj, I loved to play with her tits, and so on. So, I want to taste her "birdy", and for my surprise she tells me: "No clitoris não, que eu não gosto" (Not in the clitoris, that I don't like), what? what a fuck? do you believe on that, why? keep going, so no mood for more play, the girl jumped on the top of me (cowgirl), nice position to fuck, taste her nipples, grab the tits or the ass, a few jumps, and she says: "Cuidado que assim aleijas-me, assim doi-me" (Careful, that way you hurt me (in the pussy)), people, I wasn't doing nothing, I was just playing with her bobs, she was doing the rest, indeed she was ridding me slowly. What a fuck? again? I could believe, I'm the last person in the world to hurt a lady, every time, every fuck, I always ask if everything is OK, never, and never, even if the girl is a lousy fuck, I did something to hurt a girl. I was almost giving up, when she tells me that she is too thigh, and if a cock is to large (mine is not greater that 18 cm) she sometimes doesn't feel OK. So after 10 minutes, we pass to a normal "missionary" position, and very, very slowly, I Finnish inside her. No time for chat, I was fucking disappointed with this girl. For me, no repeat.
Muri, not everybody has the some tastes, but I will keep fowling your advices for sure.
For you all, a really fucking great superb hot enormous new year, with everything of the best.
Your pal, Spud
Slow is nice. Slower is nicer. I hate when they just rush through it. Very very slowly with Cristal below, knowing beforehand, as anyone reading the posts would know, what to expect, must surely be heavenly.
Another place to avoid: Av Uruguay 12. Sandrinha (ad on PortalPrivado.com, 966 309 801) and colleagues. Colleagues ugly (and for me to say this, believe me they are not atractive). Sandrinha, nice body, not nice face (at all), wrong attitude (she just isn't into it). 40 euros for up to 40 minutes, or so I was said, but it isn't true, including anal.
muri’s spell in sex prison ends a whole week ahead of schedule. someone in scotland yard has discovered his bold plot to bring down the government and establish lori of soho in absolute power. yes. murilloa plans to succeed where napoleon and hitler failed, overthrowing the constitutional monarchy and parliamentary democracy that has stood since 1689, to place the nation in the dainty and skilful hands of a pretty little prostitute from the balkans.
facing such a threat to the established order, the authorities react swiftly and ruthlessly. muri is bundled out of his cell in the small hours of the morning: no time to shave or even to service his morning erection. out to the freezing street, handcuffed, a prison blanket over his head, and into the van, which roars down the motorway, lights flashing and siren screaming, under the menacing december dawn sky. no passport formalities for a dangerous maniac like mur: straight on to the tarmac at heathrow, where british airways flight 502 awaits with engines running.
as soon as the aircraft clears the english coast, clouds disappear and radiant sunlight shows us the frosty fields of brittany, the brilliant blue bay of biscay, the snowcapped peaks of northern spain… somewhere a mile below the port wing, nestle the sweet cities of valladolid and salamanca, where in the glorious late seventies the señoritas took revenge on franco’s memory by offering freebies. ‘ay, gracias, amor’- ‘de nada, m’hijo...’
nostalgic dreams are interrupted as a scottish sadist in a blue uniform makes a blatant attempt to poison muri with a wedge of glutinous pizza. he laughs her to scorn. soon we are banking over cristo rey and the ponte 25 de abril – and just four hours after his prison awakening, murilloa is in sunlit rossio, the heart of lovely lisbon.
a treasury review shows just €50 available for sex, and the released prisoner needs two shots. can you get laid, twice, for €50, in the centre of a european capital city, on december 30th?
sure. just watch muri.
first to rua dos fanquieros, 277, third floor. the dependable caro opens the door. for €20, mur peels her slim brown body out of tight jeans. she complains that business has been slow and that this is her first action of the day. mur replies that he likes virgins, and thus begins a long giggly unhurried and blissful idyll with this thirtysomething who has the body of a teenager and a big furry bush, which has never known the stroke of a razor.
back to the square, for a late lunch of beer, soup, wine and ‘bifana’ for €6. value for money which the inmates of blair’s island fortress can only dream about. and €30 left for round two. let us see who is in the nest at calçada do garcia, 7, 3rd floor. mur goes there by way of the poço, where several portuguese grannies are on duty, and one young romanian with a neat body and a hard, pretty, sulky face which gives ample warning to the prospective monger of the kind of non-service she will provide. come back, irina, from the snows of distant moldova…
what a contrast awaits us on floor three. ‘baby’ is a large, firm glossy black bunny in high white boots and pink lacy lingerie. mur undresses her very slowly, watching in fascination as her huge nipples stiffen and she shows him the coral-pink inside of her shaven pussy... then he rides this big, hard body, enjoying the musky fragrance of her long plaits and the broken english with which this 23 year old angolan beleza encourages him.
it’s almost worth spending a while in sex prison, when release feels like this.
but be warned, mr blair, we have not abandoned our plans to replace your corrupt regime with beauty and honesty…
happy new year to all mongers everywhere,
mur
I've been to the house in Zambujal mentioned in a previous report by Murilloa (Rua Cidade Coimbra 284, 96 504 4376). Not easy to get to (coming from the A5 motorway, the exit is Carcavelos, turn right on the roundabout in São Domingos de Rana, until a roundabout with olive tree(s) and then follow the sign to Matarraque, on the right; when you reach a road junction, turn left and then after a few meters turn right, and go up the street -- you'll have to turn a corner).
There's a Portuguese girl there, called Inês, I don't know for how long (the way they just go missing, who can know?). Young, tall (1.80 metres, she told me), nice, much simpática. CBJ (I asked for BB, she acquiescented) and no anal. She was really into it, a delight.
She told me she used to frequent the house in São João do Estoril that Murilloa also mentioned sometime ago.
I tried to be with Inês again, but she has decamped the place. As an option, I was lured by an ad that stated "menina colegial 22a desinibida". It turned out to be a 30ish fattish woman that does her best to get it over with fast and does not perform anal -- and charges 50 euros for the privilege of her company.
This is in Parede, in a street called Álvaro de Campos (poet's name). Her name is/was Xana (or Chana, as they say here). The phone number was 967 326 233.
Now the strange turn of events. I am not from these parts, but the memory of Marta still lingers with me. I read an ad about a Marta in Parede, so I decided to check if it was the same girl. However, as she was not available when I finally got there, I checked to see the alternatives.
An ad that called my attention was "2 amigas, completas, 969 362 513 e 969 476 143". A woman picked the phone and gave me instructions on how to get to their place.
It was near the aforementioned place, I thought. What I didn't realize was that I was arriving to exactly the same spot by the other side (the street is a dead end for cars, but it does have approaches by two different sides for pedestrians). Actually, only when I got into the actual room did I noticed that it was the trap where I was last.
I beat a retreat.
All the way to Cascais. Obviously it is not just Harry H and Muri who are mongering way out West these days. The railway authorities are totally refurbishing the Cais do Sodré station in Lisbon, and this decision has definitely been taken with the hunting community's needs in mind. When the new terminal is completed, it will have a mongers' command centre, with a cocktail bar, internet access points for contacting WSG, free copies of Correio da Manhã, viagra vending machines, and a large electronic interactive wallmap of the 'Linha de Cascais' with lights and arrows indicating which of our favourite ladies are active, and revealing the whereabouts of elusive minxes like Harry's Marta and Muri's Crystal.
In fact, Saturday wasn't supposed to be a mongering trip, for the treasury was still recovering from the latest business and debauchery venture to London. The mission was to eat a seaside lunch, then watch the Rugby at a bar - but on arrival at the expat watering hole at 1430, Mur discovered that his match didn't begin till 1730.
What to do?
Simple question. 962759633.
Sofia entertains in a tiny studio apartment right in the heart of old Cascais. She's not a girl who would turn any heads in the street, but has a friendly face, dyed blonde hair, soft slightly sad brown eyes, fine big breasts and a stocky, comfortable body. She'd just finished lunch when Mur arrived, and was dressed in jeans and an old sweater. It was something like dropping in on a girl you once knew, and getting lucky. Well, except for the €50 that changed hands.
A great job. BBBJ at length and to perfection, then a long joust which Mur will modestly declare the lady enjoyed almost as much as he did. Pleasant conversation, tender farewell, then away to the game. England lose narrowly but deservedly: Muri could hardly care, basking in post orgasmic glow. On the train back to Lisbon there are some pretty little pussies on their way in for Saturday night adventures, and the embers of lust rekindle. But both the wallet and the other little leather sac are empty for a while, so it's beer, book and bed for middle aged Mur.
The behaviour of WSG is so erratic Muri fears for its life. Nine times out of ten, a 'server busy' response, and no possibility of private messages. Let us hope the great man in Buenos Aires is about to remedy this. As winter turns to spring and the money oozes back, there will be adventures to relate - for Mur and for the other hibernating colleagues on the proud Lisbon board.
Happy hunting, hibernators: don't let your keyboards rust up.
There is a political vacuum in Portugal as well as in England, and once Lori is installed at 10 Downing St, it will be time to place the Portuguese ship of state in the nimble hands of a working girl. Votes, please...
Mur
Well first the server has been facing some dificulties and the comunity can only expect things to get better (as they will, I am sure) in the near future.
I myself have been facing some financial anxieties and struggles and therefore all the withdrawel sympthoms are taking charge of my body and mind.
This past two months have been almost expenseless but fortunatly not sexless. Freebies are warming this comrade´s feet, while spring is still a mile away.
Stay in shape and report back friends. Spring requests a meeting, folks.
And a special new year to Muri
A threefold welcome back:
To the Forum - which seems to be back on its feet. Thanks, Jackson.
To Zé - we envy the freebies, but we know that when money returns to your pocket the mongering temptation will strike hard.
To Cristal most of all. After her holiday, she returns to her nest high above the Pingo Doce at Rebelva, Carcavelos. So Muri takes the yellow train with the same regularity and punctuality as a faithful husband commuting back to wifey in the suburbs.
But not the same fidelity... for only a kilometre away, hot chocolate Leticia is still giving her all for €30.
So in the same residential suburb of Lisbon, you can have an exquisite little English-speaking lady like the wife of a Victorian churchman - and on the next day, rut in the jungle with a native Brazilian, as if you had just stepped off the ship after eight weeks at sea.
The joys of 21st century mongering.
In haste,
Mur
Their names, Patrícia and Sandra -- young, nice and lovely ladies. Their number is 968 209 886 (Patrícia will answer the phone, in principle). Their ad states "portuguesa gira 22a s/tabús 11/23H", which is not true, as anal is at least a difficult proposition (I didn't get it). Their apartment is near where I live, in Mercês (Linha de Sintra). The place is not obvious and getting there is probably not so easy for people who don't know the region.
I resolved to get over my fixation of late on the other "linha" and give a try, again, to my neighbourhood. The suburbia on the "Linha de Sintra" is not glamourous, to be sure, but I have always thought that the girls on offer should be better in their attitude and in their looks. However, my quest to prove that has not been acomplished -- until now.
These are delightful young ladies, who attend in a large room of a spotlessly clean apartment, a room adorned with candles, with heating and decent music on a stereo. When I arrived, only Patrícia was there and I was with her. When I left, she presented me to Sandra, who had arrived meanwhile and who seemed more beautiful and sweeter. (Patricia has very small breasts and uses glasses and for good measure put not one but 2 condoms on me before the act...)
No BBBJ and no anal (which was nevertheless presented as a distant possibility). Even so, I loved the time and will be back, to be with Sandra if I can or with Patrícia again. They charge 40 euros for one hour (one pop, two if the first one is fast, as I was explained to). No rush at all.
However, these girls are no secret and seem to be in high request. I had to phone to get an appointment and I respected it.
Directions: take the train to Sintra and get off in Mercês (the suburban trains of Sintra are actually better and more modern than the ones serving Cascais, but the landscape is an unmitigated blot and the people on the trains are clearly strugling more -- such as yours truly...). Ask for the Finanças, which is on the Tapada das Mercês (the enormous block of buldings on the right, if you look in the direction of Sintra when leaving the train). Go there (5/10 minutes). You'll see a primary school on your left. Get yourself near the school, you'll be close, phone the girls again for more instructions. By car: Take the IC19 (the most congested highway in Europe, probably) until you see the sign for Mercês (that's after Rio de Mouro / Rinchoa). Proceed carefully as you'll see another sign to your right. Follow signs and try not to get lost (this being Portugal and the road signs being what they are here, that will not be easy). Upon arriving at the Tapada das Mercês, try to get directions to the Finanças and park the car near the before mentioned primary school.
Highly, highly commendable. I'll be back.
Have fun,
H2
Hy there friends...
Back in Lisbon... and ready to try new "experiences".
In January I visited an appartment, close to Picoas. I called 961650872 (found the nunmber on Correio da Manha) and went there at luch time, between job interviews!!! :-) Just for relax.
The girl said that for 50€, I would had 2 shots. I did not really believe it, on the phone, but anyhow, just decided to try.
I arrived there and this cute blonde (fake) small portuguese girl received me. Her name was Laura and the smile and the small body conviced me quickly. In the room she asked: "a quicky for 30 or 50 for an hour". Hey... quicky? For that price... lets go for the hour!!!
A great oral, and sex, sex, sex in various positions. I think she also goes for the anal sex, but I was enjoy the rest so much, I didn't really felt it was needed. But next visit... Lets try it!
I know from a friend that there was another Laura on the same appartment. Brasilian, dark hair and GFE, also.
It seems like a nice spot!!!
See you around!
Hy all...
There is another forum, in Portuguese, where you can find some info about ladies in Portugal (and other parts of the world).
The link is [url]www.gpguia.net[/url] and then you should look for the international link. There you can find TD in Lisbon, Porto and other Cities in Portugal.
Hope it is useful!
Bazu
Not an original phrase, but one that best describes the service at Rua dos Fanquieros 277 3D. Caro is the best €20 deal in town, but in town was just where she was not, on Saturday morning. She does occasional tours of duty in the provinces, and Mur was told that she is pleasuring the gentlemen of Evora for a fortnight or so. Two choices: Mama-san, a brisk agreeable hostess but a sexual no-no – and a tall, muscular redhead. The latter. But as she uncoils her body from the sofa, stretches, takes Muri’s hand in her firm grip to lead him to the bedroom, and opens conversation in a deep husky Brazilian voice, Mur is shaken by serious doubts.
Caro once told him that this apartment sometimes features a ‘travesti’.
Sexual folklore abounds in stories of men who find out too late that they have a chick-with-dick on their hands. Is this about to happen to Murilloa? And will he be tempted? If this creature pulls out a length, will he sink hypnotised to his knees and do what he has never done before in a thirty-year career of serious sexual misconduct?
No, better start rehearsing a polite escape line.
But then, a blue minidress is whisked off, and what we see is a fine, ample, and unmistakeably female form. Not a cock in sight. Well, just a minute… down between Muri’s legs: a tiny thing faintly resembling a cock begins to stir into life. All is well.
María José services Muri nicely, and chats about Minas Gerais – unlike most Brazil chicas she has no trace of ‘saudades’ (nostalgia) for the place, and says she has enjoyed getting to know most of the cities of Portugal, thanks to the noble profession. By the end, her deep, dark voice seemed almost charming. It wasn’t yet mid-day and Mur, with sexual hunger cheaply and cheerfully appeased, set out for lunch and a lazy afternoon in one of Europe’s most delightful cities.
Ay, but life is hard…
Hi there,
For some time now that I dont place a post but I'm back now with some nice new expiriences.
Today I was just arround www and found a nice add in "Correio da Manha":
Carcavelos... 24H... Brasileiras... 19/20A... Desinibidas... Completissima... Privado... Deslocações... 35P... Tm-968167720.
Well let's give it a try... the place is a nice apartement near "Pingo Doce da Rebelva" 5d flor, a fake blond in her 50 or so opend the door pointed me to the room and two girl's came. One a small spanish brunet in her 20, nice tits good ass, but, yes because there's allways a but she was pushing her self to me. I asked if the other girl as avaiable and she started saing she was very good bla bla bla. Finally I managed to sea the other one well nice big tits nice round ass and man what a sweat face she is 24.
Well asking for the conditions i was told 40€ but only the secound girl would kiss and do anal. Chosen the secound one.
Nice BBJ uncoverded several positions. Well all and all a nice hour. I do recommend
Hello all...
I am now based in Lisbon and I decided to visit the appartment in wrote about, some days ago, in Rua Pinheiro Chagas!
Again the same prices, same choices but different girls. Laura is still around but she only works till 18:00 o'clock. Have to get there on a lunch time one day!
There were 2 girls, Thaise was the chossen one, and it was good. 2 shoots, excelent oral but no anal, this time... she promissed next time would do it.
She was pretty but she was a bit fat... not much, but a bit to much for my style! But it was a good experience again!
50 € for one hour with 2 excelent f...
to two posters, Bazurka and Onimaster. Keep contributing.
Bazurka, Mur will certainly visit Rua Pinhiero Chagas some time soon.
Onimaster your post was fun but confusing. Surely the ad and the number you gave, was the one for hot Leticia in Quinta das Palmeiras, Carcavelos?
And the address you gave, behind Pingo Doce in Rebelva, number 99 5D, that is where Cristal operates?
Mur should know - for the last two weeks those are the only places he has been.
Work, money and this fuckin' freezin' weather.
Well, in fact one new experience but hardly worth recounting. Sunday afternoon saw England lose yet again in the Rugby. Latin Ass, where are you, laughing somewhere? Decided to go to a movie, any movie, at Corte Ingles, to escape reality. The reality was, that all the movies on offer were unadulterated shite. Then walking round the mall, pure, hot irrestistible fucklust surged through Muri's elderly body, leaving him weak at the knees.
He rushed to SSP, and to his relief the bell was answered. but Paula, who came to the door and said she was the only chica, was nothing special. However, Muri just absolutely had to fuck : anyone out there know that feeling?
And fuck he did, with this very plump and no longer young Brazil babe. On his way out he saw another lady, a big ugly bulgy mulatta.
€50 which could have been better invested elsewhere. But no point regretting the cost, when it's a matter of emergency treatment.
Harry Hymes: Mur tried the numder in Merces, no answer and it doesn't seem to be in C da M. Another case of disappearing gold?
Zé: in retirement? or gathering strength?
Greetings all,
I am arriving in Lisbon next week for the first time.
Staying at a top Hotel and was wondering what is the best way to get some action? are the clubs the place to go or are they a rip off? Do the desk porters at Hotels reccomend any ladies or is that a nono?
Any help appreciated, Gentlemen.
Hi Mur, Bra and all others
I am not in riterment but I guess the next month will be low budget...having a hard spring start.
Leticia seems to rule? Is she Brasilian? Blond? Who´s got a picture?
Pinheiro Chagas seems a good chance for the midsection budget area. Who´s been there? What kind of girls?
By the way; has anyone been to Av. Eng Arantes e Oliveira, 46, 7D (tel: 96 129 12 82) I was there month ago. And it was nice as they did three shows: 30, 50, 80 euros, the later was the hour session and they used to have up to 5 girls.
hey everyone...
zé duron... also some low budget for the next weeks, but still some cash to visit some old/new places.
i have tried again rua pinheiro chagas last week.
laura was there but in a hurry. now she advertises on web site.([url]http://www.portalprivado.com/laura/index.htm[/url]). since she was in a hurry i decided to try with another girl in the house: soraya.
nice but to speed oriented.
conditions the same: 50€/hour!
enjoy.
bazu!
Dear all,
Thanks for your advise in the Lisbon section! I made some arrangements during my visit here. First was Ana from [url]www.thepalaceofdesire.150m.com[/url]
Well, she visited me in my hotel thursday night for one hour and the exprience was quite ok. No, it was very good, but for my taste she was just a bit too old. She loves sucking cock and does it very well. She is also into the more bizarr things, she changed in the bathroom and came back with latex gloves and a red mask. Anyways, a nice and sexy massage, followed by a very good blow job, including sucking my balls and rimming.
Next day I went to the street scene close to the Four season hotel and the parc. And wowwowow, I found around 3pm Paula, dark hair, around 1.65 and a perfect body.She was standing in the parc, parallell to rua costilho. She did not speak any of the languages I do, but explained me what is possible. We agreed for 35 euros for bbj and sex in a pension nearby. A taxi for 4 euro brought us there,, pension an extra five euro and there she gave me a phantastiv bbj. She insisted then that in the price sex is also included so I shall go ahead, but I was not in the mood doing anything with a condom and after a while of trying to understand each other she offered me a bareback fuck, which I refused. I tried to explain that i just want her to go ahead sucking, because I dont want a condom and she understood that i dont want to fuck with a condom. Anyways, she finished a nice bbj then.
Now I am just coming bacj from another experience in the parc with a lovely irl from Angola. There is an report from end of last year about her. Lovely! She gave me BBJTC in the parc for 30 Euro. Very resommendable. Small, black hair, mulatta like looking, very nice!
All in all Lisbon seems to be a pretty nice city for mongering! At least if you like the street scene a bit.
Have fun,
Simon
Hi dears,
Last week I went to Lisbon again. I had decided, by reading your smart posts, to pay a visit to Almirante Reis 158, and possibly to Lumiar.
At c.10:00pm I went first to Almirante Reis and didn't get any answer from the 'Cave'. Maybe I was wrong? Should I have go through the barzinho down the stairs? Don't know. Anyway bad luck. Gosh. A crazy cabman drove me then to Lumiar. I saw the glass wall (very red light) in the back of the building, tried to bell. No response. I tried the bells on the front door, with no better result. Aargll. Should I have called before? Am I definitely dumb or should I stop smoking pot?
Actually, when you are here (at Lumiar), you feel like a bit lost in the middle of a forest of low/mid class buildings. No chance to grab any kind of transportation, at 11:00 it's desperately empty. You have to go down the hill, turning slightly right, and you'll see a vague parking field under various motorway bridges. Cross the parking and you should find a taxi on the avenue behind.
After these two attempts, I went to Elefante, where I found a tall, young (25?) spanish brunette called Laura. She proposed me a mere (!) 400 euros for a session… we agrred of 200 in my hotel. Superb body, nice big natural tits. Excellent BBJ, my finger well inside her a. Good ride with right crisps and sounds, friendly attitude. Anyway she skipped away after 50', as usual at this hour (1:00am).
I'm still eager to discover the two cheaper places I was looking for!
All the best for you guys, an many respects for our sponsor Jackson.
GB
About he two places at Almirante Reis and Lumiar:
Almirante Reis Nº 158 is closed down. The girls split and are to be found at two other places at Avenida MArques de Tomar and Avenida de Berna, very central in Lisbon. One place is open till 10 and the other until 12 or 1 in the morning. Each apartment shows between 5 and 10 good looking women. Some are indeed very good looking. You can find a lot of the girls at [url]www.portalprivado.com[/url]. The pictures are real, at leat from the ones I have tried. The problem with this establishment is that you only get 60 minutes, because that is what you paid for. But the experience is always very good.
Lumiar closes at midnite and one should them first. They show between 6 and 3 girls at late nite. It is much more relaxed and the girls are good looking, but not as good as the first two places.
You should also visit Rua Alves Redol close to the Instituto Técnico, open till 3 or 4 in the morning.
Have fun and just give a PM next time for some info missing.
Muri has no time or money for anything these days, but is still alive. He was about to post, like Zé, to tell the world that AlReis 158 is no more - but events caught up with him.
Yesterday in the print edition of 'Correio da Manhã', the Lusomonger's best friend, there was a little box advert in gaudy colours, announcing 'Imperio Romano reabriu' - reopened - and giving the full address of the establishment, a very rare occurence with these adverts.
So the 'cave' is back in action, but no doubt the €100 price tag is back too, and for a month or so, that will be out of Mur's range. The Roman Empire will have to be conquered another time, as Hannibal said when he was saving money to buy elephants.
Thus, predictably, cash crisis and tostesterone eruption led Mur to break his SW ban in the Poço last week. A curvy blonde in tight white jeans attracted attention, and although Muri mounted the long staircase to the pensão with misgivings, the adventure turned out well.
Off her heels and out of her jeans, she was bulkier than had been apparent on the street, but she was firm, fresh and fragrant, with clean feet. She followed Muri's instructions to strip slowly, then gave attentive CBJ, and the standard pensão missionary fuck, but she actually particpated in this, moving her hips nicely, groaning and panting and encouraging.
Mur left very satisfied, and though the lady never once mentioned extras he added a tip to the €25 tag negotiated downstairs.
She claims to be called Daniela and to hail from Bulgaria. She speaks minimal Portuguese, ie: "beijinhos e foder vinte e cinco na pensão", which is not a phrase you will find in the collected works of Camões or Eça de Queiroz, but she smiled and was charmingly communicative with body language.
Good basic service for the economically challenged and sexually famished, in whose ranks, for the moment, we must include the undersigned:
Murilloa
But better times will come - then another meeting, Zé? and others?
England scored four goals the other night, they must all be on some new undetectable form of dope.
I am writing this to tone down a previous recommendation for a place in Mercês. I've been there again. It still is hard as hell to get the phone answered by the girls. The problem is that Patrícia is no more and the girl replacing her is not of the same standard.
She is nice and will do anal, the attitude is ok (although she could be less passive), but all in all, it is not the same thing.
And this time Sandra was very clear that she is only the madam and is not available for sex. This was a major disappointment.
In a previous post, I mentioned a beautiful girl called Nádia that I found in Estoril.
I encountered this girl yesterday in a house in Mem Martins, very near the train station.
I feel that this exercise we strive to do can be extremelly frustating, so big are the daily changes in the market. I mean, this got to be worse that the stock market.
She told me she is 21 years old. She looks younger. And she was delightful. No anal (yet, as she put it), but bbbj (although she made a point of saying that it was an exception) and vaginal.
I asked for her phone number, she told me 967 789 948. She is around (never in Lisbon proper, but in the suburbs; told me she was heading to Moscavide...). It cost me 40 euros. Worth more than that. Highly recommended.
Finding himself in this neck of the woods, but still with much less money in hand than a world monger's entitlement, Mur responds to this ad:
Estoril... Carol... Mulatinha... 19A... Sensual... Desinibida... Quentíssima... 30 Beijinhos!!! Tm/969109689.
Way off the beaten track in an apartment block in Rua do Minho, up a ravine overlooking Estoril football 'stadium'. A dark basement flat and a dark slim mulatta. Carol is not 19, but 30, with stretchmarks, and when Muri dropped in she was high on something-or-other. But he paid up like a man, €40 because 'she didn't have change', and accomplished an efficient act.
Carol was very eager to administer corporal punishment, and Mur emerged with a pink backside from being slapped hard while pumping in missionary mode.
If what you hear excites you, the details are above, but Muri won't be returning.
Now what about a young slim Portuguese girl in sexy underclothing? Is Harry's Nadia the answer?
You walk the sunlit streets at 5pm, to a cool apartment. Suzy, a curvy busty ‘blonde’, opens the door. Shiny black heels, sheer tan stockings, a miniskirt hugging her thighs and bum and a tight low-cut T-shirt revealing bountiful breasts. Her provocative smile is all pearly teeth and bright lipstick. She greets you like an old friend with a hug and a squeeze. She takes your hand, leads you to a room where sun streams through the blinds, dappling the spotless bed.
Suzy undresses you, and you undress her. Her breasts are fine: large, taut, natural. Your own firmness stands between your legs, and her appreciative hand rubs until you feel you have never before been so big and hard. Running your own hand up her firm shapely nylon-sheathed legs, you reach her tiny panties, and through the thin cotton you touch hot moisture. You stroke her there, she groans and shivers, and her knees buckle.
You lie her down gently but firmly on the bed, still in her stockings, heels and panties. Your tongue flickers over the flesh of her inner thighs, up to her belly, round her navel, ascending to suck and tease her proud nipples. She returns these favours, and then licks your cock, slowly, from base to tip, before going down, right down on the rigid length and sucking with force and increasing rhythm. She knows when you can bear it no more: as your seed is about to rise, she stops, kisses you delicately on the lips, reaches for a condom, glides it expertly over your purple manhood. Then she slips off those hot wet panties, baring a smooth-shaven pussy, pink lips glistening. She pushes you down and lowers herself on to your cock.
Suzy is fucking you. Looking you triumphantly in the eye, she rides and rides, always slowing down when she feels you about to explode. She bends her head to kiss you, and allows your tongue to push as deep in her mouth as your cock is in her tight lively pussy.
Now it’s your turn to ride. She lies on her back, and luxuriously spreads, always smiling and encouraging. You mount up on this fine woman, voluptuous but without a scrap of surplus fat. Her vagina contracts in reply to your urgent thrusts.
It seems to go on forever, but it can’t. As she pushes herself up to you once more, the earthquake strikes, the shaft of electricity burns and tears through your whole body, the world dissolves into a ball of hot orange light and at the centre of the universe is your jerking, spurting cock and her gasps of receptive delight.
Consciousness returns. You ease out of her, and lie in her arms. In harmony, her massive stiff nipples retract and your cock goes from thick and fat down to ‘pocket size’. The aftershocks of orgasm shudder through your bodies, awakened by soft caresses.
You talk quietly, introducing yourselves. Why, you just fucked beautifully, having barely exchanged names. She’s 28, from the beautiful city of Curitiba, and you are..
Well, - the ‘you’ in this story is none other than the middle-aged but permanently adolescent Murilloa. All this really happened to him, today, costing €50 – and it’s not surprising that he feels that spring has finally arrived.
Details from our friends at Correio da Manhã:
Carcavelos Apt Luxo... loira... sensual... lingerie... meiguinha... Discreto... 91.459.7733 96.266.4630
Wonderful lady. It was like visiting the neighbour’s wife after you’ve lusted for each other discreetly for a year. And although she’s Brazilian, she fucked with quiet sincere hot passion, no acting noises or cassette recording going ‘fode, fode, safadinho, gostoso, vai, vai conmigo, goza’ etc etc which is the standard act of the automatic Brazil babe.
No, gentlemen, this is the real thing, and Muri will be back for more.
But he’s still going to try Harry’s Nadia/Erika, as soon as he has time for a journey into the uncharted territories of Mem-Martins:
Os mongers e os barões assinalados,
Que da ocidental praia Lusitana,
Por putas nunca de antes navegados,
Passaram ainda além de Carcavelos
Em fodas e orgasmos esforçados...
Dear experts,
I am about to write a post in this forum after trying one f the soucy babes of portalprivado.
That is way I am writing asking for your wise sugestion about Diana or Marta showing their beauties in that site.
Does somebody have informations or sugestions about them. Can I hope to find my such desired heaven?
Prime
Hi Prime Rose and to the rest of the glorious audience
Portal privado shows girls that primary work for two apartments in the center of Lisbon. As far as I have tried, the girls on the net are the real ware you get at the supermarket type of appartment. Clean and it´s self service. Bring all your free cupons, because the watch is runing sharp on time. That is the only disadvantage of the two appartments. The girls are really good-looking and clean, but some state to be completa and in the end it turns out different but you guys already know that! Don´t you? of course you do.
By the way check out [url]www.clinique-massage.com[/url]
This site reports to the appartment at Av Almirante Reis 158 Cave open from 10 to midnite. Girls are again the real ones.
I still prefer Lumiar (tel: 96 865 24 20) because it´s much more relaxed and you can stay for an hour and an half. But thats me...
Now something completely different: in the freebie style.
Have all of you guys noticed that the city of Lisbon is packed with Brasilians, girls and boys working hard at restaurant and coffee shops? Well let me tell you that working isn ´t all they do, they also party at weekends. As any emigrant society they have found their own places for drinking and dancing.
One of the places is the lex-legendary "Armazem F" at Cais do Sodré, at the docks. I happened to cruise by and imediatly my attention was drawn to the elegant Brasileiras dancing. I could watch them thru the big windows, having fun and dancing to the tune of a terrible live band. I git in and was amazed by the number of brasilians around and asked one of the portuguese bartenders who filled me in. So it looks that this has been happening since last summer, on every weekend: Brasil-Party.
Now you imagine you get pass the door (it´s free or 5 euros and you get a whiskey) and sit at the bar with a friend or by yourself, sipping a drink. These girls do 400, maybe 500 euros a month, paying rent and wanting to send money back! Let me tell you, they are in need! Thats where we fill in, the place god has granted us in society- the noble brotherhood spending with the poor.
The new pope will love us!
Cheers
Mur checked it out.
TWO private messages came in after his last report. One was politely critical, one was flamingly abusive. Both suggested that Mur wastes too many words and is a bore. So here goes, with a report in the new style:
1. Mur checked it out
2. Mur paid €80 for 30 mins
3. Mur had a shower
4. Mur fucked a woman called Diana
5. Mur enjoyed 3 and 4 (above)
6. Mur went home to bed
Recommended.
short enough?
Mur,
The a-holes ( please excuse the french ) that flamed you, know not about what they talk - maybe they don't really understand English either and are really just jealous of your absolutely terrific writing style.
I am captivted by your tales ,,,,makes for great reading and I have to say that because of you I am definitely considering popping over to your side of the world.
Fuck 'em and give us more of what you do best!
Buzz
Murilloa,
Please continue your reports in your normal style. Even if I weren't interested in your findings, I enjoy your reports for their literary flair. You should be a novelist. Here's one vote for the "old" Muri!
Mur,
I visit the Portugual section regularly, just for the pleasure of reading your reports. I appreciate the cameraderie that seems to exist among the Lisbon regulars.
May the new style be short lived, please!
Best,
Cachorro
Muri -
your reports are worth of been written by Camoes - maybe you write the Lusidades of the mongers?
Please - do not be insulted by some *?´´***@!!! Your writing stile is so amusing. Please continue.
Carlos Primeros
I've been with Erika again. She's nearer Lisbon now, in Reboleira, next to Amadora. She told me that in principle she'll stay in this place for the foreseable future.
Her current ad (I asked out of curiosity and then checked it on the site) is this one: Amadora Alexandra 18 Aninhos Universitária Meiga Fresquinha Rapadinha D'Arrasar tlm 969431175
Oh, well... Nádia, Erika, Alexandra, whatever. BBBJ and straight sex. Couldn't be sweeter. Loved every minute of it. 40 euros well spent in 30 minutes of a great GFE (as far as I'm concerned). Small young girl, dark long hair, slender body, graceful looks, nice attitude (even if a tad sad).
The place ins't all that easy to find. The street is called José Mergulhão (the building is on number 4), near the Avenida dos Cravos Vermelhos and the Praceta da Árvore. Anyway, if you are walking, it is near the train station (Linha de Sintra). Ask.
Mur, get a grip. As you are perfectly aware, anybody who dislikes your writing is a certified half-wit. Since you are a cultured (as in "educated, polished, and refined; cultivated") individual, you certainly do not pay attention to the utterances of morons. So, you surely invented this pretext either because you were feeling lazy and wanted to rest your talent or because you were missing the explicit praise of your fans. Or both.
I can only hope that you rested enough now and that the praise is enough already...
When people get to be famous, of course they will have critics...
That is how to world works!!!
Go MURY!!!! We love you reports!!!
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Mur checked it out.
TWO private messages came in after his last report. One was politely critical, one was flamingly abusive. Both suggested that Mur wastes too many words and is a bore. So here goes, with a report in the new style:
1. Mur checked it out
2. Mur paid €80 for 30 mins
3. Mur had a shower
4. Mur fucked a woman called Diana
5. Mur enjoyed 3 and 4 (above)
6. Mur went home to bed
Recommended.
short enough?[/QUOTE]
I have derived much pleasure from your reports, how anyone could not appreciate your literary talents is beyond me! I have some mongering experience in the Algarve, but it's been many years since i've been to lisbon. I hope for a return soon, which will make up for the dull days i spent there in the past.
Dear fellows,
This Lisboa Forum offers all classic Portuguese amenities: kindness, politeness, poetry, a bit of madness and a lot of Joie de Vivre! Thank you for this.
Mur, your are our Apollinaire - and if you have read some of his books you will get what I mean. Long life and the best ladies for you!
I'm now keen to go again to Lisbon and create new content to be shared with you folks.
w/regards,
GB
Thank you, gentlemen, for expressions of support and enjoyment. Especially to Harry for his reminder that stupid hurt pride or vain desire for flattery are unworthy of a civilised monger.
An Englishman's duty must be done, so the flow of 'verbal diarrhoea' (thank you, flamer) will continue as soon as time permits.
It happens that the flaming episode coincided with a good moment for the treasury, so that after a lively and expensive ride in Almirante Reis, Mur was able to make the journey to Mem-Martins in search of Harry's Nadia/Erika - with mixed results, as we will see...
Thanks again and happy hunting to all joyful mongers. There is a long weekend coming up here in Lisbon... Zé will be at the 'Armazem' for a Brazilian freebie, while Mur is going to have an orgy of 'kultur' at the Beethoven festival in Belém.
Brazil and Beethoven: how wonderful that there is time for both.
Liking the idea of Harry’s Nadia/Erika, Mur goes to Mem-Martins. Terra Incognita. We all have a ‘conceptual map’ of our city. Central Lisbon is ‘lit up’ with historic monuments, bars, shops, and of course sites of Work and Hobby. The Cascais Linha is also dotted with clients and call girls. Sintra itself figures on the map, for when guests arrive, Mur dutifully takes them up there into the freezing clouds. But the Sintra rail line is a blur. A complicated one, too, these days, with the service interrupted while they repair the tunnel. So by taxi, then. An extravagance you say – but Mur owns no automobile. Instead he spends, say €2,000 a year on trains and cabs…well, sir, how much do you spend on your car?
We are soon lost in urban chaos, but the taxi finds the relevant station. Now let us be clear about one thing: the mongers of Bangkok and Buenos Aires are not about to leap up from their barstools shouting, “This scene sucks! Get us a flight to Mem-Martins!” A nondescript mess of sixties building has choked a place that, you can still just discern, used to be a country village. But even Mur’s revved-up historical imagination cannot picture, say, Byron passing through in 1809 on his trip to Sintra, eyeing up the barefoot peasant girls (and boys, too, it has to be said).
We are here to monger, not to muse. Phone directions home in on a florist shop 100m from the station, then a second floor flat. A thirtysome blonde Brazilian opens the door, looking like a prostitute from a TV soap. She tells Mur, as he had half expected, that Erika is no longer working here. Will he engage immediately with the hostess, or would he like to see ‘Vanessa’?
The latter. Vanessa is young, pretty, busty, dyed blonde, certainly a possibility, but the first thing she says is that in fact Erika is busy and will be ten minutes. Intrigued, Mur decides to wait. At one point a dark girl in a low cut sundress enters the room, and Mur rises to greet her, but no, she explains in some embarrassment, she doesn’t work here but wants to get a pair of sandals out of the closet.
Ten minutes turn to twenty. Someone is getting full enjoyment out of Erika. Harry himself, perhaps…? Then a young, short, stocky girl with mousy hair, plain face but fine greenish eyes, enters clad in a bath towel. In a Brazilian voice she announces herself as Erika. She has a medallion round her neck with the letter ‘M’ - for Muri? Well, this is certainly not the lady described by the brave and good Sir Harry, but it is time to fuck, and weakly, Mur accepts this ‘Erika’ rather than calling Vanessa back.
What follows is more than pleasant. ‘Erika’, 18 years old, she says, sports the obligatory caesarean scar, and is a very appealing firm little fuck. She pants and blushes and squirms during the act. Her inexperience shows in her awkward BJ, but Mur truly enjoys the feeling of a younger girl still unaccustomed to the embraces of older men, and caught between shame and pleasure. His own pleasure is fierce and genuine, Erika converses volubly and cheerfully when the deed has been done, and our traveller departs just €40 poorer.
And as soon as he gets home, he finds Harry’s latest report, (below) to the effect that Nadia of Monte Estoril, a.k.a. Erika of Mem-Martins, is now transformed into Alexandra of Amadora, a most distinguished-sounding title. Muri will track her down, one day: Amadora will be another totally new venture…
First, let me give all my support to the great Murilloa who is one of the best writers I've ever seen in any forum! Your accounts of your wonderful meetings in Lisbon made me laugh and gave me precious infos. Talking about some recent notes, I was in Lisbon last week and checked on the clinique-massage site, only I was given an address which was not Almirante Reis 148 but instead Rua Marques de Tomar 5, 1st floor. The building was a bit dodgy, but the location very central, so in I went and I found 2 girls, one very pretty with dark hair, with a face like Isabella Rossellini, but with big tits and a nice large bum, the other blond and slim, not so pretty in the face. I went with the first one (I can't remember the name, some name which seemed not portuguese at all, more arab, like Aisha or something like that...but she told me she was from Lisbon and spoke a very good english)
Anyway, really nice girl, we did a few nice things which I won't mention here, only problem is that she was too pretty and I came before I could even get to the real business. However it was €80 well spent.
If I remember again her name I'll tell you.
Cla114
Intrigued by Mur account about his Mem-Martins experience and having to take care of a matter in the vicinity, I took the chance to go to the MM place and I've been with the current "Erika".
She's a lovely girl. I'd say that the current "Alexandra" (of Reboleira), being slender, is more graceful, but that may well be just a question of taste.
The level of service is the same. "Erika" is more responsive (probably because she's more inexperienced?), which I found delightful. Alexandra is cooler.
These 2 girls are great finds, even if they don't do anal, which I something I appreciate. Let's see if they don't go away too soon. I'm still longing for Vitória (or Cátia?). Does anyone found her somewhere?
BTW, in Portal Privado there's an ad for "Marta". The ad says she's Portuguese. I think she's Brazilian, from SSP (São Sebatião da Pedreira, near El Corte Inglés). Can anyone confirm this? And I'm also intrigued by "Marisa", who appears in a photo session with her. Has anyone been with this girl?
Cheers.
A flying visit to London took Mur to another party, to be described on the Brit board if there is time. Suffice to say that these events, a dozen or so guys and three ladies, for three hours, are a liberating experience. Yes, Mur shared all the doubts you can imagine, before his first time, but an orgy like this, once a month or so, is good for the soul.
Flyin out, who should Mur glimpse at the airport but master monger Zé D, catching a flight to a major world hobby destination. The great man was accompanied, so Mur did not approach - but looks forward to his account of the trip, in this forum or the relevant one.
For those who like this kind of thing there is a lovely-looking slim blonde Romanian SW in the Poço these days. Mur has her name - Andrea - but has, so far, resisted temptation. Anyone who tries, let us know.
Alexandra remains in the 'pending' tray.
First, when there's time, we will hear the story of Muri's hangover cure...
Being a little tired of twenty something year old, more or less slim and inexperienced girls, and having a sudden impulse to be again with a "true woman", I remembered Murilloa's recommendation for the blond Brazilian from Parede.
Also, having been wonderfully served with Erika from MM, who is Brazilian, my prejudices are probably slowly eroding.
Suzie (91 459 7733 or 96 266 4630), who receives on a quite good apartment in the Quinta do Barão in Carcavelos, near the Legrand installation, is a lot of woman indeed. Great tits. Good solid body. So-so face, but attractive nonetheless. The BBBJ was excellent, the sex (no anal) decent and the company very nice.
The lady doesn't speak much, thankfully, and do not use histrionic as a part of her performance (thankfully, again). She charges 50 euros and deserve those.
Recommended.
On the eve of the general election in Britain, Muri writes to remind his English readers not to vote. Boycott these elections, because Tony Blair's decision not to allow Lori to stand for parliament, just because she is a 23 year old Soho prostitute from outside the EU, makes a mockery of the ideals of democracy.
Can we allow this to happen, in the country of Shakespeare, Churchill and Mourinho?
Apologies for delaying the story of the hangover cure. It's on its way.
Harry: great to hear you relished Suzy. That's what this forum is for.
Gracias, señor Jackson.
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Have fun, Luisags is a must.
Anybody tried her?
Murilloa likes his beer and wine, but he’s no alcoholic. A second costly habit, alongside the Hobby, and he would probably be sleeping in the park. And he’s at an age where excess could hurt his tiny trouser companion.
But one recent night, he carelessly swallowed too many, waking with a scorched throat and sick hammering headache. He forced himself out to work, with the iron discipline of a Field Marshal in capitalism’s global army.
Beautiful sexy Ana arrived after Muri, her long hair still wet. Through his misty hangover, he watched it slowly drying, turning from a dark mahogany colour through bright copper to nearly blonde, flowing down her graceful straight back, almost reaching that band of bare firm skin between her tight top and her jeans. He knows why she’s late – that husband of hers.
She’s just slipping out of bed, when he reaches over and detains her, pushing his erection against her shapely thigh and tugging her silky negligee. She makes a short giggling protest, then turns on her back, pulls her knees up to her ears and watches him press his throbbing length into her. They have a tacit agreement that the morning fuck is for his pleasure alone – and what pleasure it surely is, to begin the day pouring yourself into this lovely woman. The evening fuck will be a different matter, with Ana riding hard in pursuit of her own orgasm..…
Mur emerges from this fantasy and tries to drag from foggy memory the name of the novelist who wrote that the only cure for a hangover is sex, as soon as possible after awakening. It would probably be a bad idea to ask Ana to help her boss out, so he will have to wait.
Afternoon brings an excuse to get into fresh air and visit a client in Estoril – but not before checking the area’s ads, and finding ‘Crystal, Leticia and Pérola’ offering entertainment.
At 5pm Mur locates Rua Antonio Martins, 6, ground floor flat in a pleasant area. There’s a faint hope that this may be miniature blonde Crystal with the gorgeous breasts, who has once again disappeared. But no, it’s Crystal from the Matto Grosso, stocky with long black hair, in a figure-hugging red nylon dress, no magazine cover but an expert performer. The cure is successful. Her enthusiastic blowjob, then a long session of massage by vaginal contractions, seems to draw out all evil from the body. Leaving, vision is clear again and spirits refreshed.
Now, talking of spirits, another famous hangover cure is a spicy Bloody Mary. Let’s ‘make assurance double sure’ as Shakespeare said. Around the corner the Piccadilly Bar, snug little tourist trap, overlooks the station. Outside, English papers are on sale, so we can relish the folly of London politics. Inside, another adroit young Brazilian (male) mixes tomato juice, vodka, ‘molho inglés’ and Tabasco, a twist of lemon, a puff of pepper. Muri sucks as greedily as Crystal just did. He orders another, then another, fuelling his contempt for Blair.
So: total hangover therapy costs €64. Fifty buys energetic sex, then €12 for three BMs, and a €2 ‘moeda’ for the barman. Rejuvenated, Muri awaits his yellow train, watching the waves kiss the shore. Summer is here, and we shall return to the beach to see females of all ages, shapes and colours, exposing themselves to the rays of the sun and the gaze of the male…
Early evening, but for once Muri’s thoughts are not dwelling on sex. A man also needs to eat. Instead of surveying a parade of females, deciding to enjoy the big blonde or the slim brunette, he is in the supermarket, hesitating between meat and fish for his frugal dinner.
His phone rings, and he moves away from the counter’s glistening mound of flesh…. only to be offered flesh of a different kind…
“Hi”, says a Brazilian voice, “It’s your friend Leticia”.
Shocked silence.
“Hi, safadinho, are you there ? It’s Leticia speaking, from Palmeiras shopping centre, and I would like you to pay me a visit sometime soon. You know it will be fun with me, it’s always gostoso comigo, não é ?”
“I’ll come see you tomorrow…”, replies Mur,
(lowering his voice, glancing around furtively - no, nobody is listening) “…and I’ll fuck you hard, atrevidinha”.
She laughs and hangs up. Funny how we still say ‘hang up’ of a mobile. Anyhow, it seems that telemarketing has reached the oldest and finest profession.
Murilloa wants to know whether naughty Leticia has carefully stored the numbers of all the men who have called to book her hot-chocolate body. Is she making a sweep of all those saved numbers, trying to hook a few more clients during a slow week?
Or does she have a small list of regular favourites she’d like to stay in touch with?
Or has she written just Mur’s number on a scrap of paper and hidden it in that bedside drawer where she keeps bras and panties and condoms and KY?
Whatever the answer, this new practice endangers the unwary monger. Mur will go, not tomorrow, but soon, and punish Leticia for her irresponsible innovation, by smacking her big brown bottom and fucking her from behind until she implores him to come.
Meanwhile, business types, double-check that your apparatus is turned off during board meetings. Married dudes, be sure to activate that ‘withheld number’ option before you start calling around for a pussy purchase.
What next?
A personal visit to the office, dressed only in a tiny thong?
An e-mail campaign, featuring close-up jpgs?
A loyalty card, with discount blowjobs for frequent fuckers?
A TV ad, during a Brazilian soap opera? - "Hi, fellas, I’m Leticia and if you’d like to fuck a real Brazilian hottie instead of just watching them on screen, I cost €35 and you can reach me on 968167720".
That’s her real number, and she’s one bouncy chica. But be careful.
After a long time out of action, I have decided to look for something good but not expensive.
Since our Master Mury (may the force be ALWAYS with you, young Mury Sky Fu..er!) had once told us about nice experiences in Rua dos Fanqueiros, I have decided to look around.
The building is not so bad has I expected in that part of town, and the appartment is O.K. Clean and not messy. + for the house. When I looked to the girls I saw this busty red hair, that was more interesting than the others.
It was Maria José, from Minas Gerais, Brazil. For the 20€ it was a great choice. She is good looking, impressing breasts and the rear view is something to be seen... ;-)
Mury, have to go back to see if I can find who is Caro!!!
Bazu!
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Not an original phrase, but one that best describes the service at Rua dos Fanquieros 277 3D. Caro is the best €20 deal in town, but in town was just where she was not, on Saturday morning. She does occasional tours of duty in the provinces, and Mur was told that she is pleasuring the gentlemen of Evora for a fortnight or so. Two choices: Mama-san, a brisk agreeable hostess but a sexual no-no – and a tall, muscular redhead. The latter. But as she uncoils her body from the sofa, stretches, takes Muri’s hand in her firm grip to lead him to the bedroom, and opens conversation in a deep husky Brazilian voice, Mur is shaken by serious doubts.
Caro once told him that this apartment sometimes features a ‘travesti’.
Sexual folklore abounds in stories of men who find out too late that they have a chick-with-dick on their hands. Is this about to happen to Murilloa? And will he be tempted? If this creature pulls out a length, will he sink hypnotised to his knees and do what he has never done before in a thirty-year career of serious sexual misconduct?
No, better start rehearsing a polite escape line.
But then, a blue minidress is whisked off, and what we see is a fine, ample, and unmistakeably female form. Not a cock in sight. Well, just a minute… down between Muri’s legs: a tiny thing faintly resembling a cock begins to stir into life. All is well.
María José services Muri nicely, and chats about Minas Gerais – unlike most Brazil chicas she has no trace of ‘saudades’ (nostalgia) for the place, and says she has enjoyed getting to know most of the cities of Portugal, thanks to the noble profession. By the end, her deep, dark voice seemed almost charming. It wasn’t yet mid-day and Mur, with sexual hunger cheaply and cheerfully appeased, set out for lunch and a lazy afternoon in one of Europe’s most delightful cities.
Ay, but life is hard…[/QUOTE]
Colleagues: FIrst I must add my voice to the many that praises the wonderful Mury-- he is a true genius.
I don't get to Lisbon often but will report when I visit in June, but I do have one question. Any word of the Adonis Health Club on Rua Braacamp? I have always done well there and their website is not functioning. Any clues?
Decan
Decan: thanks for kind words. Muri is overdue a visit to Adonis, and will go there soon to see what gives - no idea they ever had a web site, but will report on the current state of affairs before June.
I think my reports will probably be scarce in the next times, as I intend to concentrate in a few options, of which I've already written about.
This said, the place in Reboleira I wrote about has closed and moved to Moscavide (I still didn't visit), near the Expo zone.
Both Alexandra (previously Erika) and Erika (the delightful Brazilian girl Murilloa tried first) are working between Mem Martins and Moscavide. It seems that they charge 40 euros in Mem Martins and 50 euros in Moscavide.
Erika is now listed in Portal Privado: [url]http://www.portalprivado.com/erika/index.htm[/url]. Filipa, which also appears in the same website, works in the same site (never been with her).
Just for information purposes, and since I am writing this update on the market, let it be known that lately I've been with Vanessa (contacts in another post, this is a SW from Rodrigues da Fonseca), wondrous BBBJTCWS in the car, and with Erika (very sweet).
Have fun.
Luisa
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Yesterday I met Luisa, you can se her on [url]http://www.goldensecret.net/port/escela.html#[/url]
It was a great experience. Luisa is absolutely stunning with the best sad/sweet lookm in hyer eyes I have ever seen beautyfull hair and a body absolutely amazing. Her skin seems unreal being so soft and pure. Extremely polite with great manners it is an experience to live only to stay next to her for sometime. Never in a hurry I sent 60 Euros for more than 1 very relaxing hour. She is not particularly hot but for me she was beter than any I ever tried from pornish stiled to funny super hot girls. The natural class Luisa has shown was simply of another planet. Since than i keep asking myself what a girl like is doing in this business. Take care , not fall for her.
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Sorry to bother, but I really liked her.
Prime
I finally remember the name, it was Soraya. Worth checking.
Regards,
p_cla
[QUOTE=P Cla]First, let me give all my support to the great Murilloa who is one of the best writers I've ever seen in any forum! Your accounts of your wonderful meetings in Lisbon made me laugh and gave me precious infos. Talking about some recent notes, I was in Lisbon last week and checked on the clinique-massage site, only I was given an address which was not Almirante Reis 148 but instead Rua Marques de Tomar 5, 1st floor. The building was a bit dodgy, but the location very central, so in I went and I found 2 girls, one very pretty with dark hair, with a face like Isabella Rossellini, but with big tits and a nice large bum, the other blond and slim, not so pretty in the face. I went with the first one (I can't remember the name, some name which seemed not portuguese at all, more arab, like Aisha or something like that...but she told me she was from Lisbon and spoke a very good english)
Anyway, really nice girl, we did a few nice things which I won't mention here, only problem is that she was too pretty and I came before I could even get to the real business. However it was €80 well spent.
If I remember again her name I'll tell you.
Cla114[/QUOTE]
Hi,
By any chance do you have the phone number of the place where Soraya is?
I'm going to Lisbon in June and I would like to try.
Thanks,
Brown James
It may be, as Decan has suggested, that Adonis Club has closed, moved or metamorphosed itself. In the interests of research Muri armed himself with €100 on Saturday afternoon, and walked through the very quiet streets to Rua Braancamp. Nothing, nada, rien, niente, nichts, fuck!
Having decided to operate up-market, he now walked all the way to Almirante Reis, 158. There he was introduced to Bruna, who smiled sweetly, but no charm could alter the fact that her 35th birthday has come and gone and that she is triple-steeped in cigarette smoke. No other girls available said an apologetic mama-san: she was expecting more, but they had not turned up to work. This lack of professional commitment would not be tolerated in Muri’s office.
At least it's a beautiful afternoon for the next stage of his hike, down Almirante Reis. The attempt on the top end of the market will be postponed, and the SW ban will be relaxed. Ignoring the skid row around Intendente, our traveller presses on past Martin Moniz to the Praça Figueira. Not long ago he noticed a slim blonde Romanian. Her time has come. But will she be there on this quietest of days?
She is, and in fact business is quite brisk in the Poço, with the Portuguese grannies taking black dudes upstairs for bargain BBBJ, and a gaggle of Romanian chicas shouting at each other in their sexy language that sounds like drunken Italian.
Andrea, €25, is sweet, petite dyed blonde, slim, shaven, clean and obliging. Nice clever brown eyes, and speaks some Portuguese. The only ugliness of the occasion is the first room they enter in the pensão. It smells as if twenty of the downest-and-outest bums in Lisbon have been holding a gym workout followed by a masturbation marathon. Mur reflects how the hobby sometimes takes you to the strangest corners. Andrea wrinkles her pretty nose in disgust and demands another room. Here, a fresh and clean place with the afternoon breeze ruffling the curtains, Mur and Andrea enjoy an excellent unhurried session for which he is more than happy to leave a generous tip.
Now was it just a very quiet Saturday, or has the Adonis gone? We will try again in midweek.
This is how Shakespeare wrote the death of Adonis:
"Alas! poor world, what treasure hast thou lost?
What face remains alive that's worth the viewing?
Whose tongue is music now? what canst thou boast
Of things long since, or anything ensuing?"
We Lisbon mongers may be sad that our Adonis has gone, but we can afford to be a little more philosophical. The ladies will be working elsewhere by now, so we just have to find them. As a modern bard would say:
"The market leader has to relocate,
For thus the rules of Capital dictate.
So monger, don't despair or mourn thy fate,
Do not stay home, and sadly masturbate,
But find a girl who's willing to be paid,
And get yourself magnificently laid."
Shakespeare's Adonis was killed by a wild boar. Our Adonis got murdered by a tame bore. The sad story can be read here:
[url]http://www.correiomanha.pt/noticia.asp?id=152989&idselect=10&idCanal=10&p=94[/url]
If you can't read Portuguese or if the link doesn't work, the facts are:
Journalist scumbags found out that Adonis was in the building next to the apartment where our new Prime Minister lives. This politician, Socrates by name, has had some shit from the right-wing press because he may (or may not) be gay. Now they gave him some more shit because he was living next door to some lovely girls who sell expensive pussy to nice harmless dudes like Murilloa.
Result? The pols and the security maniacs hyperventilated, and Adonis Health Club had to move out.
Gentlemen, do not lose faith. There is a God. And when all of the kindly and generous mongers go to heaven, we will spend the first few thousand years getting a lingering blow job followed by stocking-clad doggie sex from Lori of London.
The hypocrite lickspittle brown-nosed journalists will go down to the other place, and have their tiny testicles slow-roasted in the everlasting bonfire.
The Lord be with ye all, brothers in mongering,
Cardinal Murilloa
You should check on this site: [url]www.clinique-massage.com[/url], I called there and then they gave me the address. Good luck!
[QUOTE=Brown James]Hi,
By any chance do you have the phone number of the place where Soraya is?
I'm going to Lisbon in June and I would like to try.
Thanks,
Brown James[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Prime Rose]Also in
[url]http://www.sexomais.net/luisa.htm[/url]
Sorry to bother, but I really liked her.
Prime[/QUOTE]Would you please post her number since the image which should contain her number is down?
This link would supposedly [url]http://www.sexomais.net/luisa_ficheiros/image001.gif[/url] give me her number.
Thanks in advance.
Luisa seems to be a nice girl.
Murilloa, I've read a lot of your reports, you write really well, keep on with the great work =)
Here is Luisa's number: 966059067
Takecare, she ain't the kind of sex hot porn virago one would imaging when serch for paied sex.
She is shy, quite but really beautyfull with exelent manners and an amazingly soft skin
Enjoy,
P
Last time I was in the Mem Martins casa, Alexandra wasn't there. As an option there was another Portuguese girl called Mónica who, albeit not as atractive, seemed a good choice. I have been with her twice.
Mónica is young, nice (not beautiful, but nice enough), with a good body (maybe Muri would say stocky, but it certainly is good enough for me) and a nice attitude. She has provided bbbj and anal. No hurry. Good time.
Her phone is 969 417 704. Enjoy.
Alexandra remains elusive. Mur phoned ahead, received assurances that Aleaxndra would be there. She wasn't, and he settled for a very inexperienced Brazilian chica, Diana, who showed promise, but needs training. Patience, Mur, Alexandra will be yours some day.
Then, of course, Mur had a score to settle with naughty Leticia of the telemarketing stunt. Readers will remember that he intended to go to Carcavelos and administer some punishment. Well, with the ladies, real life does not turn out quite like our fantasies. Leticia just laughed when held to account for her telephone tricks, and Muri ended up writhing on the bed being fiercely jerked off with Leticia's finger up his bottom. Oh, never mind.
Leticia then told him that she is travelling to Brazil for a holiday, and will return in July.
And so did Suzy.
The 'blonde' beauty from Quinta do Barão, she of the lovely stockings and fabulous BBBJ, also informed a semi-conscious Muri, after a titanic fuck, that she is going back to Curitiba for a (southern hemisphere) winter holiday, returning in August. Seeing that he looked a little disappointed, she sucked him off again without extra charge and sent him affectionately on his way.
Mur will certainly see these two ladies again on their return from their homeland, and his reservations about Brazil babes are being conquered.
Yours, too, Harry Hymes. Keep posting, even if you are, for the moment, playing the role of monogamous monger.
And finally, thanks to Decan for an all too brief meeting over a simple nutritious lunch which, one hopes, will have fuelled him on his quest for the New Adonis.
A conversation enlivened by many interests in common, and by a coincidence, a one-in-ten-million coincidence, that would be out of place in a Victorian novel and which cannot be related even here.
No, guys, it's not that we have both enjoyed the lovely Lori. We have, but it's much stranger than that.
Floreat you know where, and good night, and thanks for lunch, Decan.
See you again,
mur
Funny thing. Yesterday I called Luisa using the phone number that has been given.
She answered from Paris! She is working there for a month, returning back in July.
I will go to Lisbon next week and I woul like very much to test one of the girls of Portal Privado. They look gorgeous.
Some advices?
I promise a full report.
BrownJames
For Muri and all the colleagues in lovely Lisboa, I can report that the divine Marina (ex-Adonis) is now in residence at Clinique Massage (see previous posts) and is as engaging as ever, with high-qualilty DFK and DATY on offer. She is a voluptuous Angolan (half-, with Portuguese mother) and a delight. Enjoy!
Muri, thanks for your wonderful company. See you again soon.
Decan
Where is Zé Duron?
We don't mean where is he right now.
Right now, 2200 hrs, he's certainly riding some prime paid pussy.
We mean, where is he doing that?
And where are his reports for our forum?
Hi forum and a special hi there! to Muri
Zé Duron is having a great time, enjoying the summer, mocking his ass out and having a lot of partying...for little money, but then again this goes almost for free. This year money is short and thus must a man work the tools god has granted him. I have tried hard, harder then ever to work myself around the girls and the work has had it´s positive feedback.
It has been a great time but money is short. Bigger times will come. I have done little or no touring but have been around the forum every week or two.
Those who are active now will have to do the posting, while a warrior is resting.
By the way has anyone had experiences with [url]www.portalprivado.com[/url] ? A friend of mine has tried it, but he wouldn´t talk to much about it!
Hello evrybody,
From now on I will be an active member reporting every single "close encounter" in order to follow thw fantastic work of Muri.
By the way Muri is GREAT. I think is comments are fondamental to keep this forum alive and in good Health.
Portal Privado.
First experience. Erika. I can only confirm everything that has been written about her.
Young, very nice body, excellent Bljob and her "inexperience" makes the whole thing delightful.
I tried her in my appartment so the price all together was 150.
I tried also Nicole (twice) from Portal Privado. There are two. It's the one that answers the 913023524.
She is from Cabo Verde origin, but actually she is born in Portugal.
She works in Calçada da Estrela 247 in the same house of Cintia Lemos, Duda e Angelica.
Two portuguese and two brasilians.
She is fantastic. Very nice body. Small tits Excellent Bljob and you fill like you are with a girl friend.
Of course you have to put up with a lot of bla-bla about the fact that she just started this activity two weeks ago, etc, etc.
In any case worst trying. I will return to Lisbon end of July and I will certainly try again.
Sorry, I don't have the "prosa" of Muri bur little by little I will try my best to give you good info.
Excuse also my mistakes.
Brownjames
Hello gentlemen,
I was in Lisbon last week and on Thursday, 9pm, I paid a visit to Marquès de Tomar, 5. 1st floor, I’ve been welcomed by a nice mulata, tall, good english speaker. This amateur-ish mama-san gave me the details : 80 euros half an hour, 100 euros for an hour, and… « everything you want is included » she said with a smile designating from behind her round and big ass. Only herself, plus Renata and Diana, were there at that time (a bit too late, I suppose?). Renata (big boobs, very naughty eyes, late 20ies, portalprivado) was only available for a 30’ meeting. Finally I opted for Diana, a brunette in her late 20ies as well, goianesa. Not that a beauty, but sexy, and actually very skilled. Bizarrely she was talking a lot during action (all kinds) to my willy, like in a Muppet show. 1st quality BBBJ++
Well, she has been sweet and horny, very dedicated to my pleasure indeed - moving, changing positions, proposing more… and her devotion was much more interesting that her conversation . Enough to say that sixty minutes of variety and three shots (voluptuous CIM) after, I went off with shaking legs and a stupid but large smile on my face !
To sum-up : very clean place if not really luxurious (too bad the bed is a bit narrow, and there is a huge self-gym machine in the middle of the room !) – Nice staff, no beauty queens but very ‘real’ girls, excellent service, kindness and simplicity. I’ll go back for Renata that time !
Thank you to Mur, Zé, HH and other regular contributors, for this excellent advise.
Long life to the Forum.
GB
Junior colleagues know about this, and so do Muri’s contemporaries, when they remember younger days: the night ‘on the pull’ as British royals say, or in WSG parlance, ‘hunting freebies’.
Young Muri haunted pubs where unattached females gathered to drink, gossip, dance, and, if the mood was upon them, be lured home for uncomplicated sex. And when is the mood not upon a healthy young English lass?
When mongers debate which country’s women are the most beautiful, you’ll hear plenty about Thailand, Brazil, Argentina, Russia… Muri’s homeland is nowhere. But if they seek the planet’s most shameless nymphos, then the Union Jack flies proudly.
Thus Mur enjoyed his quota of success, a quarter-century ago, in the pubs of Middle England. But some nights, the field was thin, or the competition strong, or the best lookers accompanied by brutish males. Three options on these occasions: to drink so much that desire recedes (difficult at age 23); to slink home and commit the sin of Genesis 38:9*, or to lower the bar, as it were, and target the least attractive girl, the plumper, the spotty, the cross-eyed, the dowdy, the greasy haired. Does anyone imagine for a moment, that these young women, because ill favoured, have no sexual needs? “Quite the contrary, my dear Watson”, said Holmes, removing his deerstalker hat and sliding a condom on to his shooting-stick…
Now, yes, of course, we go mongering precisely so as not to make do with second best, in order to enjoy women who would otherwise be inaccessible. But something of this kind happened to Mur at Klinique de Massage, Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A 5 ‘D’, last Friday.
Entering these gleaming spa-style premises for the first time in ten months, Mur reviewed a parade of seven, all charming, all more than acceptable. Two were glossy brown Brazilian dolls, one a magazine cover lioness. And a young, short Portuguese chica with melting brown eyes and a full bosom…
But something drew our hero to Claudia. Peroxide blonde with black roots. Eyes too close together over long nose. Irregular teeth, smallish breasts, thickish ankles. Stopped reading already? Then Mur will spare you details of the next hour, with this authentic, fire breathing Portuguese woman of 26. Enough to mention protracted sex in several positions, a twenty minute cooling off and chat, then just the kind of second helping Mur enjoys these days, lazing back and letting tongue and hand milk him completely dry.
Note, this is a high-end €100 experience. Claudia must have had difficulty passing the ‘entrance examination’ to this academy, and might be more at home, and busier, in the €40-50 bracket. But Murilloa did not regret a single cent.
There’s only one drawback to choosing the ugly one. She gets grateful, tries for your telephone number, finds out where you work, makes a beeline whenever you enter the pub on a predatory mission. Similarly Claudia extracts a promise to return. And why not… maybe.
*Onan has suffered one of religion’s tough calls. His action described in Genesis is surely ‘coitus interruptus’, politely directing the stream into the ground rather than at the lady’s face - but he’s gone down in history as the Founding Father of our Fraternity of wankers.
Too late to edit his last posting, Mur informs readers that Claudia’s establishment at Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A 5 ‘D’, is ‘Mirage Klub’ not Clinique de Massage. The former, identified by an ‘MK’ logo above the doorbell, is advertised in Correio da Manha, the latter is prominent in the latest intriguing advertising on Portalprivado. Of which more, later.
A stupid accident put Mur out of action. No gentleman will visit a lady when one of his limbs (not, thank goodness, the tiny limb ‘d’ entre jambes’ ) is swathed in a bloody bandage. This was clearly a Biblical curse. Having mentioned the sin of Onan in his last, Mur was immediately and painfully condemned to ten days of purgatory with wounds not serious enough to keep him away from work, but limiting all sexual functions except self-administered solace. Just when he was thinking of responding to the market’s latest challenge and discovering more about the chicas of Portalprivado...
Hope you get better soon, Mur. Things are so slow in the forum right now, it's sad.
As for me and my part in the general silence, what to do? No money, no fun. And it seems that it will be no money for some time, regretably.
Anyway, Alexandra has gone out of the business. I know this because I called her to see if there was any chance of us getting together, but she told me she was out. I wished her good luck.
I have tried another place in Rinchoa (Rio de Mouro), where I found the "morena" (?) from Brazil that a long time ago was in Parede with Cristal. She is charging 30 euros now (20 less than before). But unfortunately, she doesn't deserve even those.
Today, I returned to the place in Mem Martins and there was a girl there called Silvia. Her ad in CM goes like this: "Expo Silvia 18 Aninhos Portuguesinha Estudante Desinibida Oralzinho Natural Bumbum Atrevido TM.963917578".
Well, she's not in Expo. She's 20. She's not a student (told me she was an out of work dentist's assistant). She's probably not beautiful (I did like her looks). But she's slim, she's high enough, she's lovely, the bbbj was one of the best ever, her sex was delightful, the sex was slow, tender and caring, the moaning was perfect.
Worth every cent of the 40 euros she asks for each half hour.
She also told me that this sex service period in her life was very definitely temporary (she's in this for a month, to stay a little longer before a new job). My only question is, will I have the time (ie, the money) to have her again before she goes back to other, less stimulating, forms of professional ocupation?
Now, that would be something to ponder about life. Fortunately, one knows that there will certainly be more lovely girls to be discovered in the countours of the geography of pleasure of this sunny country...
Impotently browsing the teasing site Portal Privado, Mur made some calls, establishing that ‘Bianca’, his favourite from the photographs, works in Rua do Teilhal in the centre, just off Av. Liberdade, at the fairly high tag of €120 per hour.
Friday brings early release from the bandage and healing is complete, thanks to modern medicine and of course Muri’s profound inner spiritual poise... But there’s a working lunch in Algés. A Portal Privado chica there, Martinha, looks tight and petite enough to be an aperitif and to mark the aged monger’s return.
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/marta2/index.htm[/url]
1130, he calls at Calçada do Rio, 24. R/C. It’s ten minutes’ walk from Algés station. Car addicts should not even dream about parking. Door opened by a tiny girl, smoking, clad in grubby jeans, flip-flop sandals, braces on her teeth. The Mama san? : No, too young. Mur asks for Martinha. ‘Sou eu’, comes the reply. After a spell of abstinence, this will have to do. Is she really the trim little piece in the web photos?
The question is deferred, as she gets out of her sloppy clothes, revealing a nicely formed tan lined body, and sets about a BBBJ with skill and enthusiasm beyond her years, followed by totally committed sex with orgasms for both. That flattering, invigorating ‘older-man-shows-girl-how-to-really-fuck’ experience. Twenty years old, from São Paulo, Marta is another young women like Harry’s Erika who responds magnificently to loving humane treatment from an experienced male. Excellent value at €50, from a girl at whom you would not look twice in the street. Back home and online, the decision is that her photos, though a little flattering, are genuine, As with all the Portal shots, including the more revealing ones reserved for subscribers, the lady’s face is hidden, and this does Martinha no disservice, for facially pretty she is not. Friendly, enthusiastic, petite, firm, fit and tight-cunted, she is.
The photos of Harry’s Erika on the site are also genuine, but crudely censor her lovely eyes.
Now what about the other goddesses on Portal Privado? Some of them look seriously beautiful: but is this the work of Adobe Photoshop? And if they are so lovely in the flesh, will they be sexually chilling, as top-model prostitutes sometimes can be? Only one way to find out, gentlemen.
Bianca? Karen? Mel? Duda?
Anyone?
C’mon guys. Harry and Mur are getting lonesome. Talking to oneself on a forum is worse than the sin of Onan.
In reply to Muri I can say I've been with Karen. She is pretty, no anal, no bbbj, brasilian, young, works at Saldanha and charges 100€ for an hour that is not really a hour (45 minutes). Anyway, I liked to be with her. She is very sweet, caring and really hot deep inside. About the other 3 you mentionated (Bianca, Mel and Duda) are all brasilian. Duda and Mel work in Saldanha and Mel seemed very extroverted on the phone while Duda seemed very inexperienced. None of them does anal and charges 100€. Bianca is the one that charges 120€. From these 4 I've only been with Karen and I can say I liked it.
I might try Erika soon, she is now in Moscavide.
Dear Muri,
unfortunately I am not in sin-city = lovely Lisboa and have nothing to report - but I am reading yours and Harry´s reports with great interest.
Obviously I have to make things up when I come.
Keep on going!
Carlos Primeros
These are 3 Brazilian girls who have moved from Cascais to Parede recently. They are in Madorna (this is after the Bombeiros and after taking a left turn after the building where Cristal worked when Murilloa discovered her), on top of the Rua Vasco da Gama, on the left side. Decent apartment. Their number is 968 039 619. They charge 50 euros for 30 to 40 minutes with BBBJ and without anal and 10 more if one wants anal in the menu.
Daniela wasn't there. Fabiana was big & beautiful. I went with Adriana, which was not so atractive, was smaller and had rather small tits. But she had an altogether nice and slim body, is a very sweet young lady and the service provided was honest and competent.
This place is recommended.
Most readers know what ‘mel’ means in Portuguese. This healthy product, which Murilloa enjoys almost every breakfast time:
[url]http://www.novomel.com.br/Produtos/Mel/Mel.htm[/url]
And this one, which was his delicious lunch hour today.
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/mel2/index.htm[/url]
What with the injury, followed by a week of sex prison in the provinces, activity had been limited to the memorable Martinha (below). But today an opportunity came, to disburse the accumulated cash and, shall we say, vital forces, on one of the high end Portal Privado ladies. Making his way to Rua Telhal, with six fresh €20 notes in his back pocket, Mur rang Bianca. Again and again. Took a walk, rang again. Had a drink, rang again. Ate a snack, rang again. No response, some happy monger no doubt having booked her for the whole morning.
So, second choice. Mel said she would be at home near Saldanha in twenty minutes. A taxi, to save energy in the blazing heat, and another refreshing beverage at the café Maracaná, the designated landmark, busy street corner. Soon Mel sends a text to say that she has arrived. Mur has to walk exactly five metres out of the café, to Rua Pinheiro Chagas 1, sixth floor, ‘E’, a pensão called ‘Residencial Lisbonense’. The door to room 616 is opened by a goddess. Towering over Mur in her heels, Mel is certainly the one in the photographs. But lovelier.
Gold, copper, cinnamon, well, ‘honey’-coloured skin, with magnificent texture and fragrance. Small breasts picked out in tan lines – again, see the photos, gentlemen, they understate her beauty. Fine firm round butt. And, not fully visible on the net, a gorgeous face with a hint of Amerindian/Asiatic in the almond eyes and high cheekbones. Blondish highlighted hair. Soft succulent lips: two pairs. This overwhelming female kissed and licked Muri all over, allowed him to return the favour, fucked him spiritedly, rested, chatted, massaged, jerked him off slowly and talking dirty, showed him her splendid shoe collection, dressed up for a late lunch (jeans, cowboy boots and hat, heart attacks for the business boys at the Atrium) accepted €100 and saw him lovingly out.
She is from Northern Brazil and will be here for two more months. Don’t miss out.
I hoped to beat our Internet Shakespear this time but Muri is simply faster.
I did from Monday until today some consumer tests and I got a mixed bag of results.
Monday evening:
CM mentioned "3 amigas - Benfica". I was out with a friend and we called in and asked, if the ladies would receive us. OK-when would you like to come? 9.00 PM. Anyhow - my friend and I had been sitting at the Docas and talking and the suddenly it was 9.45 - so we got in the car and drove to Rua Republica de Bolivia 57/5 D. We rang the bell, rang again and again. Then I called the girl I was talking to earlier - she was upset and told me that we are 50 minutes late and that they (the girls) are packing up and are going home now.
Tuesday afternoon:
New Center, Av. Marques de Tomar 33/5D Phone 21 7932714
6 Brazilian beauties, I mean really beauties. I took a Mulata with the name Camilla. - 100 €/h, bbbj - 2 pops, kissing, anal - all you want. Was really worth the money. They offer also 30 minutes for 80 € but I opted for 1 hour.
Wednesday afternoon (today)
Ad in CM "2 negras + amigas - Benfica. Phone 96464001
The address is Av. Manuel Fereira de Adrade 7/1D
Went there - the mama-san opened a small apartment, out came 4 girls - 2 absolutely un-doable, one soso and one Angolana - Victoria. 1,65 m, approx. 55 kg, strong body. Face not a 10 but good attitude. 1 hour 50 €!
Started out with and REAL and excellent massage, after that bbbj - kissing - playing around - than an pop, another excellent massage and to crown the afternoon - another pop. Did not do anal.
It was worth the money - enthousiastic sex!
OK - that is my share on the board for today.
Carlos Primeros
very good to see both harry and carlos back on the board. carlos clearly spent his time efficiently on his latest flying visit, and harry is our expert at unearthing hidden beauties in the suburbs.
muri, too, has been in parede. between the church and the 'marginal', yet another pair of delicious young brazilians:
parede... priscila... novidade... morena... muito bonita... discreta... meiga... 19a... 969818182
it's all true; she's new, darkskinned, very pretty, discreet and tender... also extremely friendly and intelligent. after mur had delighted in her firm and voluptuous body, she was in no hurry, and massaged his aching back and neck powerfully and effectively. priscila says she is in portugal for a year, and intends to return to goiana with enough money to finish a nursing course. the girls often tell a similar story, but it rings true in priscila's case. she's clearly finshed secondary education and has an intelligent interest in people and the world. she will no doubt make an excellent nurse, and she's already a very skilled therapist of a different kind. €50, covered bj, no anal.
her less conservative stable mate advertises thus:
parede... ruivinha... danone... oral natural... com espanholada... inesquecivel... completinha... 967069903
she calls herself victoria, and she's slim, tanned or light mulatta, with long blonde corkscrew curls, friendly smile revealing perfect teeth. 'espanholada' means that you can ejaculate over her pretty pert breasts, while 'completinha' indicates that anal is on the menu. neither practice is a regular one with murilloa, but having chatted to victoria on his way out, he will certainly be back to enjoy her properly.
harry, these two would be just your cup of tea. check them out, and mur will be up to madorna next week to view your latest finds.
it's a good time to be mongering. muri's summer bonus is being spent wisely. and if he wins the euro millions lottery jackpot tonight, he'll have enough money to visit victoria two million times..
gentlemen, read this:
[url]http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/66[/url]
and if you do french, this:
[url]http://www.aujourdhui.ma/servaty-agadir-justice-belge-rub.html[/url]
and for the forum’s response:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1965&page=9&pp=15[/url]
belguel’s mad stupidity and cruelty are breathtaking. he told the girls his real name, he told the world theirs, he pissed on them, literally, then wrote gloating arrogant hatefulness. this, from an ‘homme du monde’ journalist, not a provincial half-wit. he has lost his celebrity job, risks extradition, faces death threats from the jihad battalions, and is belgium’s latest sleaze scandal. worst of all, horrifying, is that some of these poor girls have been imprisoned for offending public morality, in a country that treats its women like dirt but will sing and dance about a foreigner doing so in public.
he has destroyed his own life, and those of perhaps 80 unfortunate women, who for money or an escape from their stifling existence, did his bidding for an hour and will always regret it. he must have had a death wish, but like the arsehole who drives at 180km the wrong way down the motorway, he needed to take others with him.
mur remembers seeing the photos months ago, disliking the sneering comments more than the pics. reactions on the forum varied: there was applause, sorry to say, but also voices telling ‘belguel’ that he was putting the girls at terrible risk and that he himself would soon be in trouble.
but now we should all ask ourselves if we are ‘belguels’ in the making. ‘there, but for the grace of god, go i…’ mur has just read the entire lisbon board from beginning to end, and browsed many other countries.
like belguel, murilloa would lose everything if exposed. he would be crushed by the scandal. many who know him would be shocked and disgusted beyond words. but he believes that none of his own words have denigrated, humiliated, and much less endangered a woman. on the contrary, apart from some disgust and some frustration, most of his shit demonstrates that mur is an adoring respectful worshipper of femininity. unlike ‘belguel’, mur could perhaps face his aged mum and try to explain.
the same goes for the other regular writers here. perhaps it’s because lisbon is not a genuine ‘sex tourism’ destination. hobby visitors always enjoy the city, while residents - well, by now you know what we get up to. but nobody comes to lisbon only for prostitutes, and our section has not yet attracted the obsessive woman haters who are elsewhere. look at the china board, look at the thai board, and others: you will see the grim evidence. the photography buffs seem especially prone to triumphalist close-ups and sadistic “take that, b*tch” attitudes.
the point of this? not to be complacent. of course, but of course, our feminist friends are not wrong when they tell us that we are exploiting economically disadvantaged women in giving free rein to our ignoble sexuality. point conceded, if we must, although it never felt that way during today’s loving and glorious encounter with martinha of alges-via-são paulo, the tiny, plain, absorbing, orgasmic fifty-euro leading lady in mur’s life just now.
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/marta2/index.htm[/url]
no, mur’s only aim is to invite comment, to beg lisbonites to post more, but to do so with tolerance, respect, humour and above all, appreciation of our girls. look at some of the merciless misogynists elsewhere, and do otherwise. don’t expect jackson to hammer them: censorship and suchlike authoritarian practices never work. what works, is the civilised consensus among honest peers that we shall do what we do in a kind and decorous manner.
sorry to bore on. truth is, the servaty story has been food for much painful thought.
anyone tried most-expensive portal privado chica bianca yet?
or will muri, “..sigh..” have to shoulder this heavy responsibility for the common weal?
Hello gentlemen,
I was in Lisbon a couple of days last week, unfortunately with too much work for serious mongering. As my plane arrived 2 hours late, it was no more possible to visit Marques de Tomar again – with due regrets.
In place, I paid myself a supper at Elefante – excellent beef at normal price, and actually a very nice place to eat when alone. You do feel like a pasha, being surrounded by numerous brasilian beauties when enjoying your bife de lombo and your red wine – and you have all your time to make your pick.
I resisted to the usual traps, chatted a bit with one superb blonde from Florianopolis, felt her too chatty and not enough ‘body language’ to be fair, and left for the Gallery, 200 yards away.
I hit there a much better atmosphere, again zillions of Brasileiras, but as well some Eastern Europe beauties, Africans etc. Usually the girls are nicer at the Elefante, but this time the average level was very similar. I eventually went out with Carolina, a young (23), well equipped (big splendid natural solid pair of tits), morena clara (brunette) from Bahia. Nice conversation, outstanding body, no scar nor defect. But… performance was below average, specially at this price (200 an hour in my hotel) : un-fascinating covered BJ, don’t do this, don’t do that, cow boy and doggy, one pop, terrible massage, and rush out. Pois. I can’t understand why she left me her details – why should I call her for this poor service when there are so many good professionals to experiment ?
Next time I’ll do my best to catch an earlier flight… as the proper brothels close much too early (spec. compared to Spain!) for business travellers to enjoy the best of them. You will please your naive friends by inviting them to Elefante and the others around – but for a real good f**ck, you’d rather follow the excellent advises of Mur and buddies, or try your chance by the Correio da Manha (or even the more serious Diario de Noticias)!
BTW, did someone try [url]www.glamourescortsclub.com[/url] ?
All the best,
GB
I followed Muri advice and I went with Priscila (parede). The result could not be better. She is something else. Not very pretty but young and fresh. I asked her to come to my place. The first impact was great it's like meeting your girl friend (probably better). She is tender, adorable and VERY, VERY active. You can immediatly see that she has no experience, but that she really feels it.
When you masturbate her she helps you to do it in the way that she likes better. After a while she forgets completely that she is a Pro and start behaving like a girl that is loosing her head.
Once you finnish she doesn't go, she continues kissing and caressing giving you the impression that she loved it (probably true).
Fantastic.
Thanks to Muri another good experience in Lisbon.
Tomorrow or after tomorrow I'm going to try Amanda from Portal Privado.
On the phone she sounds interesting. i will deliver a small report.
By the way Muri I tried Mel yesterday. For my taste she is too much Pro.
Very "simpatica", good fun, but sex is to mecanic and to predictibile.
Muri found himself at Cais do Sodré late Saturday, and remembered Zé’s post about ‘Armazen F’, weekend nightspot for Brazilians. He was nearly rebuffed by the €15 entrance fee. Having plebeian tastes in bars and restaurants, he'd forgotten that this kind of joint charges just to let you come in and look at the beautiful people.
Not to be a cheapskate, he pressed ahead, secured a ‘caipirinha’, and looked around. Beautiful people indeed! And loveliest of all, a few metres away, was Mel herself. There were four or five other resplendent creatures at the same table, and Mur would guess they were all Portal Privado babes, on the ‘programa’ as the Brazilian expression has it. Indeed one of them was almost certainly ‘Filipa’.
It was still ‘early’: only just midnight – but there must have been 200 women, outnumbering the men, all dressed to kill, feet tipped up on giddy sandals, short skirts or tightest of cutaway jeans, firm tanned boobs thrusting to meet the admirer’s gaze. The room throbbed to Brazil music on a huge screen: some chanted along to the nostalgic songs, others danced, swarmed round the bar, or drank beers and caipirinhas at a table, like Mel and her colleagues. A finer collection than that table and the adjacent one could not be found anywhere in the world.
Elsewhere, plenty of less attractive women, but all looking their best, and all… looking. Dancing alone or with another girl, chewing, drinking, smoking, chatting, but missing nothing. These are ‘second class citizens’ at a place like this. Mel and friends are the ‘upper classes’, with wads of cash in their designer purses after a week selling their designer pussies. The others, as Zé pointed out, are earning what they can as waitresses in the shopping centres. Too virtuous, or not pretty enough, to go on the ‘programa’, this is a big night out for them. You could almost say that half the girls here are looking for a night of sex to brighten the week, while the other half are enjoying rest and recreation with a night of glamour and consumerism but no sex. Perhaps.
(Philosophical question: is any girl too ugly for the ‘programa’? Do not commitment and authenticity count more than beauty? Isn’t that why Brown James in his fine post below enjoyed Priscila so much and Mel rather less?)
Now Mur was among the older members of the male minority, but sportily dressed, fit, tanned, recent weight loss helping him look a fine dapper little figure of a man, no one would have guessed his real age of 93. He’s sure that by aiming carefully at a no-longer-young-and-never-beautiful unaccompanied woman, and with some astute marketing, bullshitting, and expenditure on drinks, he could have enjoyed a free takeaway.
But he has written about this elsewhere. The effort just seemed so great. Why, just a couple of days earlier he had enjoyed Mel’s magnificent body in an uncomplicated lunch hour, for €100. Was he now to spend two hours shouting above the music proffering drinks and cigarettes, in the hope of ‘pulling’ a long taxi ride, a pensão and a fuck? Well, in fact he was inclined to try. It was when the live band crashed into mega-decibel action, at 0130, that he shook his head and settled for the bedtime book rather than the bedtime bonk. But before he left, Mel graciously came across and chatted rather vacantly for a while. As Brown James says below, this is a real pro – Mur knows exactly what he means. But what a gorgeous big cat she is, anyway.
Yesterday, Mur followed Harry Hymes to Rua V. de Gama in upper Parede and had €50 of fun with Fabiana, a solid, firm copper-coloured girl who was friendly, gave good BBBJ, and (delicious touch of Lori) ensured all the action took place where she could watch herself getting fucked in the mirror. Good, recommendable service.
Talking of Brazilians abroad, what an outrage, and what a victory for terrorism, that the London Police should so lose their customary cool as to gun down an innocent immigrant on the tube. Blame must again be laid squarely with the villainous hypocrite Blair. England will not recover until the nation’s fortunes are directed from Lori’s fragrant boudoir in Blore Court.
A spell in sex prison looms up, but until then, the sperm (and alas, the money) will flow freely. Thanks to all contributors new and veteran who are making this board a fine and sane place to be. Sorry to go on again.
In comradeship,
Mur
Some more PM flak for Mur, this time not abusing his prose style, but defending the indefensible Belguel.
If neutral commentators would like to come to their own conclusions they should look at the Cameroon forum, where Belguel's photos and arrogant disdain for the ladies are in full evidence: here, he calls himself 'Raoul' and 'Member 2089'.
Note how many fellow mongers cheer him on, as he tells us how he duped third world women with promises of a better life, and then used them as toilets.
Make up your own minds, and post public reactions. Don't send flaming PMs. Pity the poor exploited women, and if you were brought up a Christian, spare a thought for the misguided Belguel, who is going to prison in Belgium: at least this may perhaps keep him out of the hands of Muslim assassins.
Green Banana,
Asked some info about [url]www.glamourescortsclub.com[/url]. Here it is.
I tried today Monica. Call the Agency and 30 min later she was at my place.
Very pretty(dressed) when she undresses the situation changes a little bit. She is fatter and certainly not like the photos. Anyway pleasant.
Very friendly a little bit crazy. She worked before at Elefante Branco and now she just works for this agency. 200 €.
First of all she asked if I have a condom. Obviously not. First problem to be resolved. Then she suggest to call a friend (girl) to bring her a condom. Finally we agreed just a plane bj. Not worst 200.
Not to be repeated.
I don't know about the other girls. Anyway on the site she was the prettiest.
Hy all...
Back in Lisbon.
I have tried New Center. Good conditions (similar to the ones in Clinique Massage) and some beautiful ladies.
100€ for 1 hour, full sex and a nice massage.
Good deal I would say.
The lady name was Laura, (fake) blonde with a very nice body. A sex godess I can tell you!
So Armazem F is good on saturday?
Still in funds, Mur fancied a Saturday lunchtime date. Knowing that the Portal Privado chicas party hard and sleep late, he compiled a list of six possibles, hit the street with his mobile… and ended up returning to Mel.
Brown James, below, will hardly understand this, but Mur felt he had unfinished business and in particular wanted to know more about Armazem F – which may also help Bazurka.
First, conversation. Mel asked why he had left, last week, so early, just when things were buzzing. Well, he dislikes loud music, and felt old. She sympathised about the music, then said all the right things about how girls prefer distinguished older men and anyway Mur behind that façade is a roaring young stud. Thank you, sweetie, nice to hear anyway.
She confirmed last Saturday’s impressions exactly: that her table companions were PP chicas, that they are off duty for the night unless a specially wealthy or regular client calls, and that the non-pro babes go to drink, dance and get laid. She said the place gets even more crowded as the night wears on, with some older chicks in twos and threes ready for adventure.
“It’s absolutely certain, com toda a certeza, if you had stayed, you'd have taken home a nice Brasileira”, she said, giving Mur’s cock a firm squeeze by way of emphasis. Now of course, she is a top geisha and was trying to please – but it seems beyond doubt, gentlemen, that if you can last to the small hours, if you are generous, well presented and can function in some kind of Portuguese, and if you aim lower than the top tier represented by Mel and her professional colleagues – then you need not leave the Armazem empty-handed. It would be interesting to hear one of our younger colleagues - welcome back, Bazurka - reporting on this.
It’s also beyond doubt that if a woman like Mel squeezes Murilloa’s cock, it gets, well, not big exactly, but very, very hard. And his other objective was to persuade her to depart from professional routine, which he and Brown James suspect she has polished all too well, and run through a fantasy of his.
British reserve will censor the details. But Mel caught the idea immediately, threw herself into her role with true gusto and no little skill, and asked “Was that it? Was that good? Gonna come back and do that again?”
Yes, yes and yes.
Recovering, Muri showed her his ‘little list’, which she loved. She offered a verbal portrait of each girl, assuring him that ‘they should none of them be missed,’ with the dramatic exception of Filipa, who was indeed one of those present at the Armazem, and who dwells on the third floor of the same pensão.
“Her photos look great, and Filipa is fine if what you like is anal sex with an old ugly lady who is made of silicone.” Miaaaow!
But we multifaceted mongers being what we are, Mur wagers that some guy reading this, would enjoy Filipa exactly as described. Of Duda, Mel was much more appreciative, sighing, “..Ahhh, Duda… she lives here too. The only one more beautiful than me.” Praise indeed, from one who is by no means unaware of her own charms.
The hour continued with a special handjob, and ended with Mur helping Mel rub body lotion all over her chest, back, legs and feet. After which, a late lunch, walk in the park, and a movie.
Hope the information is useful. Next week’s project: Duda, of course. And Victoria… and then another attempt on that lottery.
Keep posting, everyone, things are lively and cheerful here.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]“It’s absolutely certain, com toda a certeza, if you had stayed, you'd have taken home a nice Brasileira”, she said, giving Mur’s cock a firm squeeze by way of emphasis. Now of course, she is a top geisha and was trying to please – but it seems beyond doubt, gentlemen, that if you can last to the small hours, if you are generous, well presented and can function in some kind of Portuguese, and if you aim lower than the top tier represented by Mel and her professional colleagues – then you need not leave the Armazem empty-handed. It would be interesting to hear one of our younger colleagues - welcome back, Bazurka - reporting on this.[/QUOTE]
Next week-end I will for sure look for the Brazilian ladies on Armazem F.
I will report!
Last Friday, I went to Algés, searching for Marta. However, Gabi (who also is on PP) appeared instead: "Martha's not available, I am, I'm also on PP, come with me you'll love it, etc." Didn't click, went away.
I thought then of Murilloa's suggestions of Victoria and her colleague, but ultimately decided to head to Madorna. This time, I wanted a go of Fabiana, the girl from Goiás.
She was there and it was wonderful.
The girl was sweet & beautiful. She never hurried the act. She did a great BBBJ staring me frequently in the eyes, with a wicked seemingly innocent smile and sensuous looks.
And the sex itself (no anal) was also slow and varied and always in a good mood. There was the mirror too, so while we got going, I could check the scene simultaneously. And she just kept looking to the reflection with that smile on her lips.
Paradise. Memorable. Here's to Goiás!
Which brings me to this thought: That I love women. In fact, it's always very hard to conceive of men who have sex with women as part of some hate agenda. Men to whom their sex is actually more of a weapon than a way for a good time (or who have of "a good time", of sexual arousement and of pleasure some strange notions that wholly elude me). But clearly, these guys exist, they exist in droves and these girls have to contend with them.
Fuck the bastards.
That some of the girls, like this one, can maintain such a poise and such dignity and be so delightful seems miraculous.
Hail the girls.
A good run came to a disappointing end.
Duda disappeared from the Portal site on the very day Muri thought of investigating her heralded charms.
So: Victoria of Parede? Rang the number, a bad tempered middle-aged Brazilian woman said she knew nobody of that name. Half an hour later, the same enchantress told him “the girl you want is not here today, but I have someone else who…”
Not this time.
Next day, same result. Then Mur thought he spotted stocking-clad Suzy’s return to Carcavelos: same ad, same number as before. Like the stupid fucker he is, he went all the way to Quinta do Barão, called the number… to be told to report to Alapraia, opposite Pingo Doce. (Why do the girls so often take up residence right by a branch of this supermarket? Just for easy reference, or is there some connection?)
Anyway, Mur thought the voice was Suzy’s, so he trekked off to Alapraia, in the hinterland of São João Estoril. Arriving sweaty and frustrated, he was greeted by two Brazil babes clad in black lingerie, one corpulent, one fat. He took the less laden of the two, €40.
Now this was a true ‘girlfriend experience’. At first, Paula seemed disenchanted, hardly able to force a smile, allowing herself to be touched and stroked with a certain ‘oh, well, if you really must, go ahead’ demeanour. Then went through the motions of a BBBJ with the same attitude. Then sulkily allowed herself to be fucked… then right at the end, just as Mur was getting this uninspired act over with a low voltage orgasm, she discovers some zest - grunts, shouts, pants, gets all worked up… then pulls him out, examines his wilting dick, lights a cigarette, says “well that was fine for you, but no orgasm for me, eh?”
Anyone else ever had a girlfriend like that?
Now for sex prison: the guards, dogs, wire fence, watchtowers and searchlights are in plain view. Mur shaves his head, hands in his possessions, and steps meekly through the gate to pay his debt to society.
Keep the prisoner’s spirits up, gentlemen, by reporting fully and frequently.
Muri - I am at present time in lovely Lisboa - had a nice evening at Elefante Branco -
Went there on Friday evening at around 9.30 pm there. It was a little bit early as the girls started only to flog in. At present time there is not much going on in Lisboa except the upcomming concert of U2. The heat is unbearable (36 - 38 C) and everybody including the girls are at the beaches.
Met Clara - a curvy Brazilian girl, around 24 - 25, had a lenghty chat with here. It is good going to the Elefante around 10 PM, than you have a large selection of girls and at present time you can really have your pick. There are hardly any tourists in Lisboa.
Around 11 PM we reached an agreement for 180 Euros for TLN - as there had been hardly any mongers in Elefante and around 80 girls. Initially she asked for 250 but I just said NO WAY.
We had a very good night, kissing, likking, BBBJ, vaginal and anal. What do you want more? In the morning we had breakfast together and I told her that I wanted to go to the beach in Estroil - she asked me If she could join me - sure! We had a nice Saturday (she does not have to work on Saturdays - the appartment where she is working is open only from Monday 11 AM to Friday 9.00 PM) - she gave me her phone number for another day when she is needed. It was simply a nice GFE experience.
I intend to report alço about Galeria and Hipopotamus - but this is another story. - To be continued.
Lisboa sempre!!!
Carlos
On Sunday I went to the Psicina Atlantico in Oeiras at around 10.30 a.m.
It is a big salt-water swimming-pool with all kinds of amenities and from Time to time I go there.
When I can on on the left side in the corner there are 5-6 girls sunbathing topless on some sun-beds. As I like to enjoy a beautyfull sight, I grabbed a sun-bed close by. After approx. 30 minutes a blond-dyed mulata, which I know from Gallery - came in and walked over to the girls. When she passed me she recognized me and waved hallo. She then joined the topless girls and grabed also a sun-bed to start sun-bathing. Approx. 10 munites later I walked over and stared chatting her up. As it turned out, all these beauties are working in Gallery.
We had a nice Sunday afternoon and I got two phone - numbers to call. Unfortunately I had on Sunday early evening an appointment, otherwise I would have alread called one of the girls.
Anyhow, Gallery will be open tonight again and I will be visiting-
To be continued
Carlos Primeros
The nightclub Gallery is near Praco Marques de Pombal and just two blocks away from Elefante Branco.
The doorman let you in and you walk a winding stair down. The bar-area is realtively small but on your right hand there is a big dancing area with tables around it. Prices are "elevated" as in Elefante but the garotas are younger and also - in my opinion - more beautifull, in Gallery you find more Portugues or Easteuropean girls whereas in Elefante the girls from Brasil have the majority.
As usual there is a big difference of asking and going prices.
ST is 100 - 150 € (but for 150 she must be a stunner)
TLN starts at 200 €.
Mind you that in Casas you have to pay between 50 - max 100 € and there the girls are getting only 50 % of what the Cliente is paying. What you pay to the girls in Elefante and Gallery is 100 % theirs! - Therefore bargain!!!!
One anoying thing is that the door-man is asking for a tip when he calls a taxi for you - and 1 € is not enough! When you pay in the bar for 2 - 3 drinks already 50 €, than this service should be included without being bothered.
There is also the Boite Hypopotamus - also close to Marques Pombal just across the street from Servicio Estrangeiro and also close to the new SANA Hotel. This establishment deserves also to be mentioned.
Happy hunting
Carlos Primeros
Yesterday I made it back to a hunting session!
I stopped over at Quinta do Lambert, my all time favorite place and checked out thw ware! Tina, african; Helena the blond thirtish russian lady, Marisa the shorty portuguesa, one dirty portuguese brunette and Jessica a tall busty very elegant (almost to elegant) blonde. I would have gone for Jessica but her tits were real (and big) and I wanted silicon rubber tits.
I decided not to make a pick and chellenge myself at Susi from Portal Privado. She is the former Carol from Club Exclussive and has medium big very hot tits.
I drove down to Calçada dos Mestres and rang the right botton on the door number 7. A tall elegant brunette opened, it was her and we had a quicktalk about the possible sessions. I wanted only half a session, really just wanted to squeeze those beautiful tits! She is quite comunicative but not that active in bed, but a nice girl.
Face-7
Body_8
Attitude-6
Has anyone tried beatifull Amanda or Bianca?
Good to be back!
Hallo Zé
where is exactly Quinta do Lambert? Can you give an exact address and maybe a phone number, I would like to try it!
Carlos
Phone Nº: 96 527 54 06
Just read my post about the last two years. This place is steady on it´s philosophy, the only thing changing is thw women available,
have a talk with the unique mamasan Joana, a petit blond in her early 30´s and tell her your likes and dislikes! I love the place because you might easily get one and an half hour for the price of one hour, the place is really user-consumer friendly; "the client is always right!" style!
Get a drink or two or three and two showers, never rush!
I would go for tall Jessica, a dark blond elegant portuguesa or for Patricia a short brunette in her early 20´s or for the black puma like african Tina!
Have Fun!
muito obrigado por o numero - até logo
Carlos
The Sex Prison governors frowned and deliberated over Muri's case. A multiple recidivist grade five erotomaniac. But he had served his time, and there was no choice but to let him go.
As a final jest, however, they served him some tax papers. For every €100 he earns, wicked and greedy governments, in Britain and Portugal, snatch €40.
Now Mur has always been a pinko-euro-social-democrat bleeding heart type who pays his taxes trusting that education and health for the less fortunate, and a smug sense of virtue, will be his payoff.
But as middle age progresses, the heart gets harder and the penis softer, so as he walked to freedom, he cursed the taxman like a born-again Arizona Republican.
Then, of course, he went to Parede to find Fabiana. She wasn't there. But Adriana was.
Harry, are you listening?
Adriana. Also from Goiás. A petite, firm beauty of twenty three years. No more than 1m60 or five foot three for our American comrades. Dark blonde curls down her back, light grey-blue eyes, slightly battered complexion and a piquant scar on her chin, 'defects' which helped drive Muri crazy with lust. Another scar, the obligatory caesar job, just above her lively shaven pussy.
A small, lithe, compliant and gorgeous body. Similar in many ways, if you will allow mild blasphemy, to Lori.
A delight. The sex prisoner's 'release' was ecstatic. She instinctively did her BBBJ and three positions in the exact order and rhythm Muri wanted.
As climax approached, he experienced that out-of-body moment when the invisible alter ego over the shoulder says: "Mur, let tomorrow bring the heart attack, the terrorist bomb, the bolt of lightning, the oncoming drunken driver. It will not matter, for you have fucked this beautiful young woman."
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Rua Vasco da Gama, Bloco 48, 4'C'. Harry knows the way. €50. Recommended, in case you hadn't noticed.
I'm going to be in Europe next month for business and have a week off from Sep 18 - Sep 24. Trying to decide between Prague and Lisbon. Both cities are good for genuine sightseeing and I'm torn between enjoying Latina type women and Slavic type women. Prague seems to be a lot more expensive than Lisbon.
Anyone have any better info about Lisbon that may help me decide?
Pacific1, do your home work: read the Prague board and the Lisbon board and surely you'll have more than enough to form a decision!
A friend of mine was recently in Prague and he said it was actually at the same price level than Lisbon (or possibly, cheaper, just). I also read this recently on the Times: "We are a well traveled 50-something couple just returned from Prague after a four-night break. We researched our trip before we left, on the web and through respected guide books. Despite this we were ripped off at virtually every turn. We were rarely offered change from our drinks purchase: we're not talking pennies here but the equivalent of £6 a time. You will be charged anything up to £4.50 for a regular cup of coffee, not only in the main tourist areas. Don't even think about ordering wine: a bottle of Piper Heidsieck costs around CK8,900 (£220), Jacobs Creek sparkling (Tesco £7, Prague £90). Even Sekt Bohemia (Czech sparkling) is around £40. Taxi's are noted for their lack of clarity in pricing and will find a way of charging you about four times what you would pay here. All this is of course in addition to the scourge of pick-pockets."
I must say that you can also easily be ripped off by the taxi drivers here, if you aren't carefull.
Also, I don't know much about Slavic women. My experiences are usually with Latin ladies :-) Last ones were on the suburbs, in Mem Martins (nice thirthy something Portuguese woman); and in Parede, in the place Murilloa refers in a previous post, but with Carol (liked both Fabiana and Adriana more, but Carol is a good professional).
One day I went to the Moscavide haunt of the same people that run the Mem Martins place, looking for Silvia, but she wasn't there and I didn't like the two girls in the premises.
And my own time to a rather long spell in sex prison is fast arriving...
Next day, same result. Then Mur thought he spotted stocking-clad Suzy’s return to Carcavelos: same ad, same number as before. Like the stupid fucker he is, he went all the way to Quinta do Barão, called the number, to be told to report to Alapraia, opposite Pingo Doce. (Why do the girls so often take up residence right by a branch of this supermarket? Just for easy reference, or is there some connection?)
Dear Murillo,
Suzy is still at same place, Qta do Barão, and she is missing you.You probably dial a wrong number.
I'm a new member and promise next reports in future
No problem, I found myself again! I missed the train, but I'm back in.
First of all, this girls at Portal Privado (PP) [[url]www.portalprivado.com[/url]] are gorgeous, but expensive. 100€ is a lot of money. I already tried two girls, Mel and Sofia. Both test drives were ok, but nothing special for a 100€ fuck, do you remember Carina from Areeiro (Av. Gago Coutinho)? That was a really fucking superb pop.
Mel is like Mur describes a soft beautiful Brazilian, with hot bikini marks, spectacular ass and small, but firm tits. Very nice, made me comfortable and relaxed, the firs pop was good, but I could resist to such wonderful woman with such great perfume, and I exploded like a horse in a all four position, fucking from behind so round and perfect ass. Now the problem, the program was 1 hour, but after 30 minutes she started rushing me, why? I don't know, she told me that some friends were waiting for her. I tried to liker again, and she started telling me, that she was to sensible, to sensible? ok, I didn't want do create a conflict, and I was really enjoying the girl, made one more effort, and finally I received a small pop, an hand job, and cum all over her superb breasts. There will be a next time? I don't know, probably not, with such fantastic girls to visit in PP, I don't think so. My recommendation, if you want a hot babe, beautiful, with a fantastic body, don't miss the opportunity to test drive this girl.
One note before I start to report the test drive with Sofia, I created a small excel recording the information about the girl, and made my decision based on some factors, like relation ratio between height and weight (that I will call for now on: H/W), tits size, age, and principle how pleasant and nice there were at the phone. First I chose Mel, because she was super lovely at the phone and had a good combination of H/W, the sizes of the breast were not important. In the case of Sofia, she sound very relaxed and nice at the phone, with superb H/W ratio, and had what I was looking for, a real nice par of natural tits (in the pictures looked like natural, grabbing that, looked even better), so I chose Sofia for a visit.
Sofia is a cute Brazilian, with wonderful par of tits, real soft and just in the right spot, very hard to find that in a Brazilian. The rest where ok, nice cute face, round ass, tasty pussy. Nice fuck, no ass, CBJ. I love DFK, I had some, but not enough. Cumed one time, the second fuck was a relaxed fuck, she ride me all the way to the end, get of from inside of her, turned her around, I sited near her ass chicks and cum all hover her. 2 nice shots, but with a problem, she is not very active, I like to be tested and challenged, and finally I didn't like the toilet. My recommendation, for a girl with nice tits, search for other one.
I would like to see more reports about other girls currently at PP. In my excel I have this girls by this order to intent to visit (PP@11-SET):
1- Amanda (936 567 199)
2- Luana - Executive Club (962 396 647)
3- Susi (965 691 627)
One thing about Luana, she looks to be a fucking fox, tremendous boobs, dame hot body, do you think that that photos are real? Other thing I never contacted directly with her, when I call that number, there is always a receptionist on the line, those anyone already talked with her?
Well, its time to leave, I will try to come here more frequently, and test drive more girls. Best regards, Spud
Hi,
I will be visiting Lisbon for the first time end of november. As i always try to combine work with some personal pleasure i'd like to take advantage of your experiences.
The most preferable option for me would be that i find a female companion that accompanies me the two evenings and nights i will be staying there. I will stay at the Corinthia Alpha Hotel. Are there such options available in Lisbon ? Freebies who want to earn some extra money that way ? Let's say i can spend around 750 Euro for the 2 nights together. If anyone of you know such girls, please let me know.
Are there any dating sites where you can come in contact with local girls who want to earn some extra money ?
If not possible, what would you recommend me ? visit a club like Elefante Branco, visit Clinique Massage ? invite escort in my hotel ? what would be the best option to take ? Any suggestions and coordinates more than welcome either here in the Forum or in my PM.
My promise to you all : as soon as i'm back i will write a report about my experiences
Went to Lisbon last year with friends on a stag weekend, the place is fantastic. The women are stunning. Two of the best places we visited (the only two i remember anyway) are the Champagne club which is a strip joint with the best girls i have ever seen in my life and a place called the Gallery which is a lovely bar full of Lovely ladies which you can take to your hotel for an evening of fun.
Enjoy
You are absolutely out of your mind spending 750 € for two nights!!!!! do not ruin the prices.
Go to Gallery, Hipopotamus or Elefante, look for a nice girl - there are a lots of them, agree max to 150 - 200 for TLN payable after the night!!! invite her to a decent dinner and to the Blues Cafe or Indochina, go to your hotel, enjoy the night, have a ncie breakfast with her, ask her if she wants to show you a little bit around - buy her a little present, and stay with you also the next night for the same money. She will absolutely not hesitate - there are at present time not many guys which are spending this type of money for a night with a girl. Very often they go home alone - no business done.
Just to give you some pricing - an hour in a "apartemento" will cost you 50 - 70 €. The girl will get only 50 % of this. If she is lucky she will earn 100 - 150 € serving 3 - 4 customers. Finding a guy like you is a treasure for her.
So - do not flash your money, be good to the girls and you will get an excellent service in return.
Carlos Primeros
Hi Spud and everyone around this block!
I went to see Susi, a brunette busty bombshell. Let´s say she opened the door with a nice smile and I could imediately see that this is a gorgeous piece of woman. The stats and photos on the web cam are true, the photographer only helped to eliminate a tatoo. Even her fingernails were that colour!
Susi is a nice twentish girl from....Brasil and her breast cost her 2000 reais! She is sexy in her walking around in high heels and her boobs feel and taste of honey. Her pussy is a nice green partygarden and her perfect round ass looks like a perfect round dune, altough there is no way to perferm her from the rear if you catch my drift!
She charges 50 for half and 100 for the full hour.
Why is this report so ice cold? Because thats what Susi deserves. She isn´t ice cold, but after the warm welcoming I had to wait say for 10 minutes for her to take 3 calls.: Guys wondering when and where to meet her! Service was aceptable which is a pity because she looks a lot better that she performed. I went for the shaort trip! Onew good thing: You only pay when you are leaving!
So if you went with Sofia, I think you got it better going! Are Sofi´s tits natural?
Stay safe brothers! Enjoy.
[QUOTE=Zé Duron]
(...) So if you went with Sofia, I think you got it better going! Are Sofi´s tits natural? (...)
[/QUOTE]
Great Zé, ridding the great and round "waves"!
About Sofia tits, to be sincere to you I don't know if they are fake or not, to me they fill real good, very smooth and soft. If they are fake, it's a fucking real good job! But, like I said in my last report, if you are looking for a girl with nice tits, test drive other one.
About Susi, thank you for the information, I will look for other options, like the new ones at PP (Bianca or Liz).
Thanks again Zé.
P.S.: No one wit more reports from PortalPrivado girls?
Keep up boys! Spud
New report, today I made a visit to Angelica (917.440.840) from [url]www.portalprivado.com[/url] (PP), at Lapa near Estrela. Since last week I was thinking to make a visit to her, and confirm that fantastic body that appears on the photos.
Great mongers, mainly Portuguese girls lovers, this girl is what I call a nice peace of woman. She is only 18, but she doesn’t behave like one. She is mature, knows very well what she wants, and fundamentally for us, she knows about sex. Her body is immaculate, is young and looks young, with a firm nice par of tits, not very big, but that you can grab with a hand. Her ass is ideal, firm, round and very well shaped, with a magic tattoo above it (not showed at PP). Finally the face, in the last two or three years, I haven’t see a girl with such magical look, like is name, Angelica, she looks like an angel. The total package is fantastic and very proportional.
Now about the test dive, we already know that the body and face are angelic, does she performs like she looks? My answer is yes, I’m not a fanatic about anal sex, so I didn’t ask for it, no BBBJ, she gave me a wonderful kisses in the balls, I ask for some FK, she gave me some, about the real test drive, it was a nice fuck, 4 positions, very active and enthusiastic. I forgot to tell you something, I really like to do oral sex on girls, and if you like tastefully and cline pussies, taste this peace of heaven, I sucked that pussy for more or less 15 minutes, and almost could stop (she had or faked a orgasm and ask me to stop).
I took a shower, before (with her) and after. Nice and simple appartment, and a very clean bathroom.
To finish this report, and if you like young and very smooth girls, I could only recommend you to visit this wonderful girl (or angel), I will, next week or probably sooner.
Face: 8
Body: 8
Sex: 8
€: 100/h (my choice) or 50/half an hour
Place: super clean and central, but difficult to park the car
Best regards, Spud
P.s.: This pics are from the PP site, I don't know if I can put those here, so If I'm making a mistake remove it, or send me a private message. Thanks.
Just briefly to tell colleagues Mur is still alive. Working very hard, but pursuing the noble hobby when he can. However, the last couple of weeks he has been a family man. Well, a Mormon family man, with two wives Adriana and Martinha sharing his 'favours'.
Both these young women have moved to Cascais. Martinha has some truly stupid new photos on PP and some slightly better ones on another web site, [url]www.mulheres-que-vc.com[/url]
She is not photogenic. Neither, in the flesh, is she the kind of girl you would look at twice in the street. She speaks with a weird regional Brazilian accent, has short chopped-off dark red hair, braces on her teeth.
But she sucks and fucks like an angel, which is why Mur has been taking that train out West recently.
Adriana is no pin-up either, but her BBBJ and committed fuck continued to keep Mur faithful to his Mormon family.
Until recently. Pressed for time, Mur signs off, to return soon with his account of 'Sol' from PP. And others.
Good work, Spud.
Stay aboard, Zé D
get yer arse outta sex prison, Harry.
And all you others who sometimes show on this board - come out of hiding and tell us your news.
Planning a weekend in a couple of weeks in Lisbon (regrettably with ball and chain) and staying at Sofitel. Any recommendations nearby for a quick getaway while b & c goes shopping?
Just to let you know, party scene in London still going strong. The sacredrose venue has moved a few hundred metres up the road and LAPC continues at old venue. Lindas brasileiras at both parties. They are such good VFM that I can't understand why anyone goes anywhere else!! You certainly get more bangs for your bucks! Ate la
Amante, it may be luck or it may be judgement, but you will be very well placed in the Sofitel to make that rapid escape and enjoy some action while the travelling companion goes shopping.
In your place, Mur would slip across Avenida Liberdade where the Sofitel is located, and make for a parallel street called Rua Rodrigies Sampaio, number 30A. Ring the bell for 5 'D', which, last time Mur saw it, had a helpful 'MK' logo by it. The ladies of 'Mirage Klub' will buzz you in. You will probably be able to choose among four or five attractive young women, who will ask €100 for an hour (two shots).
Stroll back across Avenida Liberdade, time for a cold beer in the hotel before you are back on duty to admire the lady's purchases.
If you fancy a cheaper outing, you are ten minutes walk from Calçada do Garçia, '7' Third floor, where €20 buys a quickie: sometimes squalid, often surprisingly good value. Also within 10 mins walking range of the hotel is Poço do Borratem, for Romanian, African and veteran Portuguese SW action, again quality varies wildly.
Heading in the other direction, North of the Sofitel up Liberdade, you'll reach the Marqués de Pombal area, and on NE to Saldanha, home to many a Portal Privado girl - or N to Parque Eduardo VII, another SW area, but lots of grannies, very few gems, and some sinister gays.
Presumably you will not have the chance to take the train out west to the Parede- Estoril area, nor will you be able to lurk in the 'boites' in the small hours.
In your place, I'd take the assured good fuck offered by MK, but also sniff round the Poço in the hope of a find.
Happy Hunting.
And, yes, back in England the party scene clearly thrives: Mur will be in London on Thursday, not sure which party to choose...
Perhaps this link will work to show you Avenida Liberdade and Rua Rodrigues Sampaio:
[url]http://www.hot-maps.de/europe/portugal/lisbon/homees.html[/url]
This shows you the heart of Lisbon, C. do Garcia in plain view at the top of the opening screen. Poço do Borratem not marked, but it's just E of Praça Figuiera. Scroll slowly NW to join Avenida Liberdade, with Rua R Sampaio to the E.
You are a star!! Many thanks for taking the time to write such a helpful post . I'll report back.
Hard to decide about this one. Murilloa disbursed €120 on an hour of sex with Sol, from the PP site:
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/sol/index.htm[/url]
Friendly, intelligent and helpful on the phone, she directed him to the Saldanha area, and then to Rua Gonçalves Crespo, sixty-something, a very clean pensão called 'Africa do Sul', although Sol hails of course from that other Portuguese discovery, Brazil.
Curitiba, in fact, and Sol is like Curitiba itself: small, neat, clean bright and user-friendly. Nice clear eyes, blonde-streaked hair, exotic features with African and northern European in her ancestry. Braces on her teeth which, she said, prevent her from doing BBBJ. Doesn't seem to stop Martinha, but there you go.
A lovely firm appetising little early-twenties body, skilfully 'augmented' breasts, lithe and willing, and a tight sweet pussy. Very good about rousing the old friend for round two.
Recommended, and Mur knows guys who would fall seriously in love with Sol.
However, €120 is the most that he has paid for a prostitute in Lisbon, and there are plenty of bargains out there...
Make up your own minds, gentlemen, and keep reporting.
To make certain of his advice to our future visitor, Mur grabbed €100 and went to Rua Rodrigues Sampaio. Best decision of the week.
First, to reassure ‘AmanteLondres’, Mirage Klub is still at R. Sampaio, 30 A (don’t forget the ‘A’, with MK marked by the doorbell and also on the door of 5 ‘D’ when you get to the 5th floor. The entrance and the lift are dingy, but the premises themselves absolutely gleaming spotless. Waiting for the lift, Mur received the brooding, disapproving, ‘I know where you’re going’ stare of a cleaning woman in the lobby. He stared back, as if to say, “yes, senhora, I am going for a fuck. And you?”
Also timed the walk from Hotel Sofitel to Mirage Klub. Four-and-a-half minutes. A little longer, perhaps, if you are over seventy-five or if you already have a hard-on when you set out.
So much for reconnaissance. What followed was the best experience for a long while. No fewer than seven women were presented, all attractive in different ways, including Paula whom Muri had enjoyed on his last visit here. If she recognised him, she gave no sign. Mur wasted no time choosing Diana, who immediately appealed as being just the kind of woman he likes best: brown skin, long dark-to-auburn hair, very petite figure shown to advantage by lingerie and high heels. A charming friendly smile on a pretty little face: big dark eyes and brows, sharpish features, slightly prominent teeth – what our brave French allies used to call ‘beauté de singe’.
And she is Portuguese.
Excited by her piquant appearance, and, yes, slight resemblance to Lori, Mur undressed, showered, shared a glass of wine with Diana, and then spent a rapturous hour. This firm small body is tanned all over, for Diana, she says, only goes to nudist beaches. Incidentally she speaks excellent English. She tied her hair up on her head and set to work kissing, licking, stroking, eventually working Mur into a paroxysm of lust: he was able to perform just as if he were her age (25).
During the ‘interval’, she talked in a frank, intelligent and amusing way. If there is one criticism, it is that she made no move to initiate round two, but perhaps this was because the conversation was flowing so well. Anyway, emboldened by the direct and confident way she talked about sexual matters, Mur finally said, “there must be only five minutes left, so I won’t trouble you for another full service, but I wonder if you would be kind enough to stiffen and relieve me with your beautiful little hand?”
“Why, of course”, she replied smiling – and proceeded to serve up the perfect handjob, starting very but very slowly and increasing the pressure and tempo gradually, gradually with that sense of rhythm, pace and control that only the greatest musicians and *****s possess. A fierce spurting climax on her pert breasts, then sadly the time for goodbye-and-see-you-again.
Gentlemen, if any of you visit this gorgeous girl, please do not mention this forum, as Mur, when he proposes marriage to Diana, is going to look her in the eye and tell her she was the first working girl he ever visited… and she would find, shall we say, abundant evidence to the contrary on this site.
Happy hunting: may every expedition be rewarded with something as lovely as Diana.
Enjoyed your latest post. Thanks for all the advice. Just a little insight about me: if I already have a hard on when I leave the hotel I'll be there in double quick time, not longer!!! And no, I won't mention forum but you run the risk, when she sees me at the wedding, that she'll change her mind and run off with me!!!
Have been recommended a couple of restaurants: Bomjardin (Rey do frango) for a quick but excellent frango and Olivier for a more intimate yet lots of ambience place. Do you know them?
Ritinha: [url]http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/anunciof/ritinha/modelo.htm[/url]
I've been with Ritinha from mulheres-que-vc.com attending in Rua Luciano Cordeiro, she said 50€ for 1 hour, full service and bbbj...
Well, she is unfriendly, has a tattoo up her ass, in the back that doesn't show in the pictures and ugly scars in her boobs, but as it says in the description they are indeed huge. Horrible attitude, she refused to have anal, to bbbj, complaint about how long I took and said I was hurting her, so I've got one ejaculation in her boobs while I was handing myself while looking at her, then she hurried me up so I paid 1 hour for 40 minutes. It was a tottaly humiliating experience which I don't advice, altough she is somewhat pretty.
The last 3 times I've went to these ladies I've had bad experiences that I wouldn't like to have even for free, so if any of you knows a place where there are some amigas where I can pick by finger, that provide a good service for 50€ please let me know. I give preference to young, friendly and if possible pretty girls. My situation is desesperating, not even like this I can find what I look for. For 100€ I have a supplyer (Karen for PP, pretty and friendly). Sorry for the whining.
And if any of you is available to answer me some questions (via PM) I'd love to talk to you and I promise I won't be boring. Kind regards, Peaceful.
Just joining. I am Dsmurth. American who travels far too much for work but has a very free schedule around Europe. Lisbon is my favorite but I must say I am nowhere near the advanced hunter that many of you are. (Mur - great reports, great info on the "talent"). My usual in Lisbon is Elefante because it is easy for this Americano who can't manage the Portuguese language. Funding is not so much an issue, as my expense account is well funded (not by me).
I need some advice, I am in Lisbon next week one night at the Sofitel. I like thin 50Kg, tall 1.7M, they must FK, and they must not be too much of a pro
Thinking about either:
1) treating myself to 2 (bisexual) women
or
2) one 3-4 hour + from PP (thanks to all for the site info)
Any advice? Recommendations and contact websites or numbers would be great.
Yellow!
I am new at the site and I will try to report frequently !
I have been at Leticia´s place
Oeiras... Leticia... Brasileira... 20A... 24hrs... Morena... Linda... Cheirosa... Carinhosa... Tm. 968167720
It is easy to park, really near shopping center Palmeiras.
Well, I got in and she received me at the door. She is a mulata, light black well done lady, though she told me that if i didn´t like her, she had another friend with her. She introduced the friend, a blond girl in her young 30´s, and I decided that I wanted to go with her.
First she talked abt 5 minutes abt using a condom in the bj and how clean she was, and that she had a daughter bla bla bla...and I was thinking...let´s move on !!!!
Well she started the BBJ and it was okay, I love BJ´s so I really now how to appreciate it. after 5 minutes of bj she wanted to move one but I told her...I really enjoy, can you continue, so she started to say that her face was hurting (maxilares...) but she would continue. After more 3 minutes she asks like...would u like to finish like this ? At that time I was really enjoying and I understood that to continue with the BJ I couldn´t do anything else. Anyway I continued, and then she removed softly the condom, cleaned me and I left.
I forgot to mention the price 40 Eur, acceptable for what I got but will not return, I think we can get better in a easily manner. Maybe I should have tryed Leticia, and yes I have called there around 3 times and I assure you that she stores the phone numbers.
Will send more reports soon.
Had my first trip to Lisbon a few weeks back and I have to say, wow. This is potentially the best place I've been for evening pursuits, and that's from someone who lived in Eastern Europe for years.
The difference between LIsobon and, say, Prague or Budapest is that the girls actually seemed like they enjoyed it.
Highlight of my trip was an evening at Clinique Massage on Av Marques de Tomar - a mere 5 minutes walk from a number of top hotels. 1 hour for E100 of almost unrestricted pleasure. BBBJ, DATY, Anal and not all of it even asked for! In between shots the girl (whose name I can't remember) was insistent on what could be done for her enjoyment.
After an hour I was worn out, but well happy.
Recommended.
Dirty Den,
Thanks for your post. I will be in Lisbon in two weeks and will try Clinique. I don't speak Portguese so do you know Clinique's exact address? Is this the same as New Center? I will have to show the address to a taxi driver most likely.
Thanks again!
This Weekend I went Hunting...
I just got CM and called a bunch of numbers, but the phone response that I enjoyed more was achieved at : "A Telma 19A, Loira, olhos claros, oral natural, bumbum brincalhão, prazer sem limites, Sózinha... 962748516".
She started to laugh with me on the phone, telling me that her body would move like a cat, bla bl abla. Basicly it wasn´t that mechanical answer so I went there.
Av Brasil 122, I know it has been reported b4, though probably with different girls ?
Well I got there, and a Portuguese Brunete girl openned the door and took me to the room, very clean. I stated that she was not blond and she said that her friend was in the phone and I waited.
it was a good thing I waited, she is a early 20´s blondie, allways laughing and did a wonderfull CBJ, greay eye contact, deep inside, one of the better I have ever had, though I am relatively new to the scene. After abt 10 minutes of CBJ, we moved forward to the cow girl position, she was really trying to achieve the orgasm, she even asked me to wait for her but this kind of behaviour just put me crazy and I couldn´t wait...unfortunately I didn´t last more than 5 minutes in this position !! Then we chatted abt 10 minutes, and I left !
Worth 40Eur Ana ! Thanx.
Will definetely go back.
If u try the place, ask for ANA.
Mur, I have been reading your excelent reports, thank you !! What do u recomend to a newcomer to the scene ? I have been quite a few years allways with the same goddess, but now I have decided to try variety ! Mulatas are not quite my scene.
PS : I am sorry if my English is not Perfect, but my first language is in fact Portuguese.
[QUOTE=JoeHorn87]Dirty Den,
Thanks for your post. I will be in Lisbon in two weeks and will try Clinique. I don't speak Portguese so do you know Clinique's exact address? Is this the same as New Center? I will have to show the address to a taxi driver most likely.
Thanks again![/QUOTE]I believe it was Ave Marques de Tomar 5 - first floor. Based on descriptions it sounds like the new centre
I phoned ahead and whilst the girl who answered didn't speak English there was someone else who did. I don't speak Portugese.
When I got there I was put into a waiting room and the girls came in one by one dressed in lingerie to give me a kiss after which I made my choice. The place itself is a bit basic but the service was anything but :-)
Hi All!
Hello Muri, where are you and your reports?
Well, here I am again reporting, I stayed a while yesterday reading some old messages in this thread, as I just found this board a few days ago.
In the mean while, I got excited with the descriptions made by some of the fellows in this board about a lady called Rebecca ! it had a phone number associated - 969285424. Despite I knew after reading that Rebecca was out of service, I called anyway to check what was going on.
A Portuguese lady answered the phone, and let me know that they are working in Algés, in Avenida do Rio near Correios (postoffice). She said that she would to a BBBJ and straight, around 30/40 minutes and the shots that i could on that time...probably just one ! She said her name was Sofia and there were also two other girls avaialble, a mulata and a brazilian.
After finishing my work, I decided to make them a visit, and I was introduced to the three girls. The mulata had a nice body but she just didn´t look in the mood (my scene is also not mulatas anyway). I also was introduced to the brazilian girl that just got out of bath and I also met Sofia that openned the door. A 6 valuated pretty face, mid thirtys, a bit overweight but still under my limits. She is blond had has some tatoos in the body. I picked up Sofia and at the beginning she washed me, brought me a astray and I asked abt Rebecca ! She said she didn´t know any Rebecca on that number..! Ok moved forward, she was keen on making a BBBJ though I prefered a CBJ and she stated before starting that she loves doing it and she wont stop until I let her know ! I said "Ok...I wanna check if that´s true!". So there we go, she was sucking really hard, not completely deep but enough. I prefer it a bit smootly and a bit slowly so I had to explain her the way I prefer stuff, though she was still hitting me hard. Then I asked to put it in her big boobies, very big and had a bit fun with them, she let me kiss and play with them for a long time. Then we started to fuck with cowgirl position and it was a hotty pussy, not very tight but I found it good enough for me. We stayed for abt 10 minutes on that position, I got the control of that fuck because otherwise I would come fastly. Then she asked me if I wanted to fuck her boobies and at last come on top of them, she said that she loves when people play, fuck and come over her boobies ! Well, I had to please the lady and that´s what I did. Afterwards she cleaned me, I finished smoking my cigarrete and then I left, I think that if I wanted to I could have stayed, but I was ok. I must have stayed 30 minutes overall.
Well, not sure if I wil go back, but anyway was worth the 50 eur ! Easy parking, nice attitude, (too) big boobies and a worthy fuck ! Pitty I didn´t try doggie with her tatto in her back, but maybe next time.
Be cool !!
CURTIR
Thanks again Dirty Den. I'm looking forward to it.
QUOTE=Dirty Den 33]I believe it was Ave Marques de Tomar 5 - first floor. Based on descriptions it sounds like the new centre
I phoned ahead and whilst the girl who answered didn't speak English there was someone else who did. I don't speak Portugese.
When I got there I was put into a waiting room and the girls came in one by one dressed in lingerie to give me a kiss after which I made my choice. The place itself is a bit basic but the service was anything but :-)[/QUOTE]
Ze Duron,
I followed your advise and was yesterday in Quinta do Lambert - Phone Nº: 96 527 54 06.
When I have more time I will write a more detailed report, though wanted to let u know that it was very good and I wanted to thank the recomendation.
I test drove HELENA, the blond russian girl.
Stayed abt 1 and half hour, drinks, showers, chatting, bbbj, cg, doggy.
Thanx,
Curtir
Hello all,
I just spent a frustrating afternoon calling 4 girls from PP. Between my no-portuguese and their no-English/Spanish I failed in 2 live conversations to arrange so I was left to my 1st trip to Gallery. I ate dinner there early to get a table and get accustomed to the talent traffic patterns. Must say Elefante is better situation with a large room and almost all contestants are very visible. Gallery does have more talent and better quality. After a (bad) dinner I did some shopping, being a man who enjoys variety I had a diificult decision - mousse, creme brulee, fresh fruit. I chose a spicey brazilian Patricia with a red dress that hung on her hot little package. For non-Portuguese speakers it is much easier to communicate face to face even with broken English. It may be more expensive but I like the ability to chose and talk to prospective talent. Patrica was 250 for 2 hours and needed me to slow her down. 1.6M tall black hair brown eyes, 58Kg, 40D BBBJ, FK, did not ask about rear entry, missionary, cowgirl and finished like a dog - hard and fast. She was very good and would repeat. Gallery is a must do for American and Brits. A truly warm Lisboa experience.
Well, maybe is a bit off-topic but wanted to share this with u guys.
I had recently my first freebie experience with a married lady, and it was unbealiveble ! I met her in MSN, and I after chatting for a while I let her know that I was also married,(As Muri Says : if you cook at home, can´t you go to Restaurants ?), but that I was in need for new experiences, and I was just able to take approaches from other women in a situation like mine, I mean married and with no future expectations ! She started then to open a bit the game and let me know that in fact she was a bit tired of her life style, to much monotonous and she even told me that after having a child, like 3 years ago, they allmost don´t have sex ! I started to think...w0w I hit the spot !
Then I told her that I know how to respect one´s privacy, because I also I want my own privacy and I am not seeking problems or a relationship ! I know that this kind of freebie can bring me trouble, more trouble than paying for it, but anyway I wanted to try a different experience. So here we go : we went for a coffee at the end of a working day, we met, spoke like two friends. At the moment I couldn´t get any feedback from her because she was a lot more shy live than at MSN. My impression was good, she wasn´t very much pretty but she wasn´t ugly, I would say a 5 or 6. Well, u understand that I wasn´t also expecting something much higher, I was in fact afraid that it would be worse...but it was pretty much acceptable. Next day, we met again at chat and she told me that she thought I was very nice and I said..."I am nice but"....and she says, "no buts, just that u´re nice and we should move forward". So I told her, "Ok, let´s meet, I will pick u up and let´s go somewhere more private, maybe we can even stay in the car to cheer a bit". She was very direct and the tell´s me : "I would prefer a place between 4 walls...", I suggested a Hotel and there we go ! We met after a few days at the Bar of the Hotel, I asked for a room while she stayed at the bar, waiting and HiperNervous. Incredibly the guy at the reception didn´t ask for any ID and I payed upfront cash off course. This was a pretty much acceptable 4* Hotel in the Center of Lisbon. I payed more than 50 Eur, so I know what u´re thinking...u could have gone to a apartamento for that price...well but I was looking for something different !! We went in, and I had as u can imagine a excelent GFE end of day. I started kissing her in her neck, then her chicks, then her lips, french kisses, then we started to muttualy take our clothes off, I kissed her whole body, her fine breasts but didn´t do oral on her, don´t know why but I didn´t feel very confortable for that, she also didn´t oral me. Then after some 10 wonderfull minutes of preliminar mutual kissing and touching, and after covering myself, we moved to the missionary position, where I stayed for one and half hour with full control!! It must have been my longest fuck since ever ! And I assure you that 1,5Hours in sex time is a lot of time !! Off course that I would control the pace, otherwise I couldn´t handle it, and one wonderfull thing that I felt / saw is that this girl was literally crying of pleasure and that gave me also lots of pleasure !! Unfortunately she didn´t reach a orgasm, she said that it is very rare for her but that she had a great time anyway ! I asked if she wanted to try other positions to see if it helps but she said that no and she was enjoying a lot that position and she couldn´t reach the orgasm anyway if we switch position. I also tryed to help with me hand and fingers her clit while in Missionary but this girl would not come, she would have loads of pleasure but not come. When her time limit was approaching I just had a wonderfull come. Then we washed ourselves, smoked a cigarette and chat for 10 minutes and we just left. We spoke abt repeating the experience some more times, but after a month we couldn´t still schedule our agendas, hoping to repeat. Next day at MSN she said it was wonderfull and tryed to schedule for one day, then I had to postpone because of work and now I am still waiting !
In the meanwhile I thought that I should really invest in women on her position and I found out that there are loads of married women in a similar situation, I can let u know that in each 10 women that I approach in the chat 1 is feeling exactly that (MSN, SAPO Messanger, ICQ, IRC, etc...) , I have allready found 4 ladies other than this one that I told u about. With one of them, I met for a coffee but there was no attraction, other seems very crazy to me and I am not moving forward because 2 minutes after I chat and proposed she gave me her mobile...sounded to easy..the other 2 I am still working on them !!
Do u guys have any experience in this "market" ? I am also new to this market, I have been investing now for 2 months more or less.
Curtir
Hi Folks!
After reading a lot in this thread abt this place, I resolved to go and give it a try !
I phoned when I was at the door, confirmed with a Portuguese lady that answered the phone that the girls were avaiable, she told me on the phone : 1hour-50 eur (I thought weird), multiple pop´s, anal, BBBC, 69, many positions, bath, porn movie if wanted.
Well, after a 1minute speaking on the phone I just went up...and the reality was different ! A 30+ blond brazilian girl answered the door, looked very sleepy or maybe under drugs, she took me immediatly to the room and asked me for the money 50 eur ! I asked abt the other girls and she said : "I am the only one available !". Well my instinct told me LEAVE ! But my little fellow said : "let´s give it a ride anyway", so I stayed ! My biggest mistake.
She was not great deal, the body was okay, the attitude one of the WORST I have ever had ! She started immediatly sucking, and I asked immediatly CBJ. So after 3 minutes or so she wanted to move on to doggy, but I said I was ok just with a BJ. She continues for more 2 minutes and tells me that her mouth is hurting and that we should have doggy! So we went to doggy, it was a tight pussy and I couldn´t hold for more than 5 minutes. And that´s it, cleaned and left !! NOT RETURNING for SURe !
When leaving I asked again her name just to reemmber ! A brazilian girl called MARTA, AVOID !
curtir a vida.
[QUOTE=Curtir]Hi Folks!
After reading a lot in this thread abt this place, I resolved to go and give it a try !
I phoned when I was at the door, confirmed with a Portuguese lady that answered the phone that the girls were avaiable, she told me on the phone : 1hour-50 eur (I thought weird), multiple pop´s, anal, BBBC, 69, many positions, bath, porn movie if wanted.
Well, after a 1minute speaking on the phone I just went up...and the reality was different ! A 30+ blond brazilian girl answered the door, looked very sleepy or maybe under drugs, she took me immediatly to the room and asked me for the money 50 eur ! I asked abt the other girls and she said : "I am the only one available !". Well my instinct told me LEAVE ! But my little fellow said : "let´s give it a ride anyway", so I stayed ! My biggest mistake.
She was not great deal, the body was okay, the attitude one of the WORST I have ever had ! She started immediatly sucking, and I asked immediatly CBJ. So after 3 minutes or so she wanted to move on to doggy, but I said I was ok just with a BJ. She continues for more 2 minutes and tells me that her mouth is hurting and that we should have doggy! So we went to doggy, it was a tight pussy and I couldn´t hold for more than 5 minutes. And that´s it, cleaned and left !! NOT RETURNING for SURe !
When leaving I asked again her name just to reemmber ! A brazilian girl called MARTA, AVOID !
curtir a vida.[/QUOTE]That happened to me too some months ago too! Total scam! I called 3 girls from PP Marta, Marisa (this one was so sexy voiced, she gave me the biggest boner of my life on the phone) and Lara, and tough there are 3 different voices on the phone the provider is always the same old hag. My first thought was also LEAVE but I stayed and had the worst service ever, she creeped me out with her fake Ooo-Ooo it was like fucking a ghost. Then she went into cowgirl and finished me of very quickly and then said that was only one pop, sorry, bye. One pop and she throw me away, though she said 1 hour and multiple pops. She is a total barracuda! Fellow mates be sure to avoid São Sebastian da Pedreira (it's in the El Corte Ingles subway station, close to the militar quartel. I should have reported this sooner but I was feeling a little ashamed and didn't knew if she does it all the time or just to guys who look like amateurs in the scene (I've asked to one of the Senior Members in this forum about Marta and he said she was Ok). If you check the site (PP, mulheres-que-vc.com the Laras, Martas and Marisas always have different phone numbers and ages, heights, everything changes constantly). One more time sorry for the delay reporting and hope you guys don't make the same mistake as I did.
Kind regards,
Peaceful.
[QUOTE=Curtir]Oeiras... Leticia... Brasileira... 20A... 24hrs... Morena... Linda... Cheirosa... Carinhosa... Tm. 968167720[/QUOTE]Hi everybody,
I'm new here. Respect to Muri for his test drives and detailed (and funny) descriptions. After reading his praise of Leticia, I went there last week. What a surprise, I already knew this girl from an earlier encounter in Estoril. Maybe she is good in bed, I'll never know because her face is a big turn off to me (just not my type). So I walked away for the second time.
Has anyone already experienced Paula, Lorena, Sandrinha, or Sofia from PP? As you can see, I like variety.
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/paula3/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/lorena/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/show_marta_sandrinha/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/sofia2/index.htm[/url]
Hi everybody,
I'm new here. Respect to Muri for his test drives and detailed (and funny) descriptions. After reading his praise of Leticia, I went there last week. What a surprise, I already knew this girl from an earlier encounter in Estoril. Maybe she is good in bed, I'll never know because her face is a big turn off to me (just not my type). So I walked away for the second time.
Has anyone already experienced Paula, Lorena, Sandrinha, or Sofia from PP? As you can see, I like variety.
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/paula3/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/lorena/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/show_marta_sandrinha/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/sofia2/index.htm[/url]
Hi There!
Just to feed my curiosity, I gave a call to [url]http://www.portalprivado.com/lorena/index.htm[/url] and the phone call result couldn´t be more disapointing ! Judjing just on the phone call I wouldn´t try it !
I just called and said :
"Hi, I am calling because of your add in PP in the Internet".
She : "Well it´s 150/hour and I attend in Saldanha. Anything else ?".
Me : "Ok thanx and bye".
I am looking to get some action this week, any recommendations ?
curtir a vida !
[QUOTE=Slick Nick]Hi everybody,
I'm new here. Respect to Muri for his test drives and detailed (and funny) descriptions. After reading his praise of Leticia, I went there last week. What a surprise, I already knew this girl from an earlier encounter in Estoril. Maybe she is good in bed, I'll never know because her face is a big turn off to me (just not my type). So I walked away for the second time.
Has anyone already experienced Paula, Lorena, Sandrinha, or Sofia from PP? As you can see, I like variety.
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/paula3/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/lorena/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/show_marta_sandrinha/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/sofia2/index.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Slick Nick]Hi everybody,
I'm new here. Respect to Muri for his test drives and detailed (and funny) descriptions. After reading his praise of Leticia, I went there last week. What a surprise, I already knew this girl from an earlier encounter in Estoril. Maybe she is good in bed, I'll never know because her face is a big turn off to me (just not my type). So I walked away for the second time.
Has anyone already experienced Paula, Lorena, Sandrinha, or Sofia from PP? As you can see, I like variety.
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/paula3/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/lorena/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/show_marta_sandrinha/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/sofia2/index.htm[/url][/QUOTE]I talked to Paula on the phone. She seemed very sweet and friendly, she attends in Saldanha 50€ half hour and 100€ a hour. Her voice was very sexy too, and if I were to ellect one of the PP girls the sexiest judging by the photos I would say her: Paula.
Pictures of her here:
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/paula3/capa.jpg[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/paula3/3.jpg[/url]
Oh, how I wanna be inside of her.
Unfortunetly (or, hopefully, not) I have appointment to another lady this week.
If any of you test Paula please report.
I will report my experience soon enough.
Best regards,
Peaceful
Forgot to say on my previous post, the only turn offs on Paula are the age (24 not fresh enough by me but still acceptable) and the weight/height. She ain't tall (1.6M something) and weights 60 Kg. In the photos she seems to have a toned body but I wonder if those are computer manipulated image?
Peaceful.
[QUOTE=Slick Nick]Hi everybody,
(...) Has anyone already experienced Paula, Lorena, Sandrinha, or Sofia from PP? As you can see, I like variety.(...)
[/QUOTE]
Mate Slick Nick,
I already test drive Sofia from PP, you can find some information in an earlier report, posted by me (09-11-05 02:43). Some useful information, she woks in the some apartment as Susi, from PP too, there is already a report about a test drive with Susi too.
Other thing, does anyone knows here the fuck came from this last week hot girls from PP? Before, no one showed the face, in the last week appeared 6 babes showing a powerful body and a lovely face. Are they from Helefante Branco or Gallery, trying to make some money in the afternoon? The prices are high, around 150 euros for 1 hour.
Fernanda = 150€
Lorena = 150€
Amanda = 150€
Priscila Prado = 150€
Tâmara Sans = 150€
Sabrina Sanches = 150€
Sol =120€
I have some member’s pictures and videos from the girls, I’m thinking in posting them in a blog for the pleasure of other buddies. Does anyone want to contribute? (I will post more information about this shortly)
Best regards, Spud.
Check this link: [url]http://lx2005ccm.********.com/[/url]
Best regards, Spud
P.S.: More to come, if you want to contribute leave a PM. Thanks.
Thanks to everybody for the quick responses. seems you are a bunch of nice guys.
[QUOTE=Curtir]"Hi, I am calling because of your add in PP in the Internet".
She : "Well it´s 150/hour and I attend in Saldanha. Anything else ?".
Me : "Ok thanx and bye".[/QUOTE]Well done, Curtir. That saves me a call! LOL
[QUOTE=Peaceful]Forgot to say on my previous post, the only turn offs on Paula are the age (24 not fresh enough by me but still acceptable) and the weight/height. She ain't tall (1.6M something) and weights 60 Kg. In the photos she seems to have a toned body but I wonder if those are computer manipulated image?
Peaceful.[/QUOTE]Since I'm not into these very young chicks this age is no turn-off for me (I simply made better experiences with ladies that are a little bit older, round about 25 to 30 years). Well, according to the pics on PP this Paula can't be - as it is written - 1,61 m tall and weigh 60 kg. No way! They made some mistake. If I should do a TD with her, I'll post a report.
Good idea Spud, I have the full gallery of Angélica, I will upload it in the imageshack and then post the links in the comments in your post of Sabrina Sanchez (who is by the way very pretty and in good shape but too cold and expensive - for what I noticed in the phone).
I'm still waiting for a report on Paula :)
Best regards,
Peaceful.
Right before I start let me thank the newcomers! All and each one in particular for the new perspectives, for the reports and the effort of breaking once more a step ahead! This section is one of the best non native English, none sex paradise guides around this forum!
I myself have been a bit absent but once in a while we all need a summer break, to regain the fluids and the financial strength.
I have at least two things to report:
First have you guys noticed that the street scene has been deteriorating in the past year? It all started about two years ago and right now Instituto Técnico is almost dead, no more new women to find, Artilharia Um is going down the hill not showing any new talent as well. The side streets of Avenida da Liberdade, Rua das Pretas and not last Rua Gomes Freire are dead. Is there any new wscene? Not that I would know of.
Second: Since the euro was introduced prices have almost raised to the double. Before, in the good old days of the Escudo one would pay 10 000 or 12 000 for a full hour of fun and the girls have pushed the prices to 100 € which is 20 000 Escudos. Plus the raising financial crises prices have not gone down to say 70 euros. A few girls practice 80 for the full hour but on the other hand a lot of Brasileiras are asking for 120 or 150 upfront.
Can anyone comment on these two issues? Or is it just Lisbon getting too expensive and one should look out for action in Parede, Sintra and Costa da Caparica?
Good news is definetly [url]www.PortalPrivado.com[/url] . I have tried Susi and Sofia, as well as Filipa (if detailed reports are welcome just say so and I will deliver). I am looking out to meet a few of the girls as Armanda, the brunette one. Bad scheduling has not made it possible yet. Does anyone have any experience with her? Thanks in advance.
I have been active in Lumiar as always but the blonde and tall Jessica is gone. Then I paid Rua Alves Redol a visit, Nº 11, 1st floor where one can always have a nice Jacuzzi session.
This has been the schedule and I am into trying some new spots like Rua Rodrigues Sampaio! Muri can you give me the address and phone number? Thanx and keep it up!
[QUOTE=Curtir]Ze Duron,
I followed your advise and was yesterday in Quinta do Lambert - Phone Nº: 96 527 54 06.
When I have more time I will write a more detailed report, though wanted to let u know that it was very good and I wanted to thank the recomendation.
I test drove HELENA, the blond russian girl.
Stayed abt 1 and half hour, drinks, showers, chatting, bbbj, cg, doggy.
Thanx,
Curtir[/QUOTE]Can you give a more detail info? Price? GFE?
By the way any news in Parede area?
ERICEIRA. Assafora. Novidade. Mulata. Gostosa. Bumbum Guloso. Atreve-te. 24H. Tm: 965062326
Last week I visited a friend in Erceira and on my way back home I thought: "Well, let's have a look at the abovementioned 'mulata gostosa' that announced herself in the CM." Seems I don't have luck these days. Guys, don't waste your time to go there (it's near the Praia de São Julião): she's certainly a "mulata", but pretty far from being "gostosa". During our short conversation she paid more attention to some stupid telenovela on her TV than to my questions. So I told her that I had to go to a multibanco to get some more money and did, of course, not return.
After too much time without any sex, I wanted something safe (although not "safe" in the way most people would think about it...), so I enjoyed Vanda again, who is almost turning 30. Time flies.
For news, I decided to give Zé Duron's Lumiar haunt a new try. The place is run in a straigthforward, honest way but none of the 6 or so women seemed very inviting. Ultimately I went with Inês, a girl who told me that she was in the business for all of one week...
Hmm... she is a little too big (wants to become a cop), didn't wash herself, exaled tobacco. But moaned all the time in a way that seemed absolutely genuine and to have a seemingly young girl on top of me with a uncompromising expression of sexual satisfaction was enough to provide a quite powerful finish.
She also provided a half decent massage, oil and all.
But I'm not returning there, at least for a while.
[QUOTE=Onimaster]Can you give a more detail info? Price? GFE?
By the way any news in Parede area?[/QUOTE]Hi there,
Sorry but couldn´t reply earlier!
Well, price was 100 Eur, very well worth !! not fully GFE but pretty acceptable ! She starts like a pro, with a strip tease for you, no rush at all, and everything the way that I would ask and until I wanted ! Great experience!
The attitude was great and the chat in between the action was also very much acceptable, she is very nice to talk with.
The oral was BBBJ, then cow girl the first time, and doggy the second time.
Hope detail was enough!
Regards
curtir
Well in the last two weeks I went twice to this place :
Oeiras- (Sassoeiros). Novidade!!! 18/22 anos.... Loira... Morena... Totalmente desinibidas!!! Tm/966.303.148
The place is not really in Sassoeiros and can be a bit tricky to find, but by car it´s 5 mins away from the A5 exit to Carcavelos / Parede. The girl will be very much pleasing on the phone to explain you how to get there.
The first time I was there, I was with a young girl called Patricia. She must be a blonde 18 or 19 yo brazilian girl. She must be around 1,75m and has a very much pretty face (8/10) and a wonderfull ass, though I didn´t have anal with her. She told me that it was her third dai in Portugal and at work and that she was just staying for abt 3 months ! As I explained her that oral is very much important for me, she stayed abt 15 minutes giving me a wonderfull CBJ before we moved to doggy where I couldn´t stand for more than 3/4 minutes, but still had a powerfull pop ! Wouldn´t mark it as a GFE experience but it was a very pleasant session.
Today I decided to return there, and my suprise was that there was another blonde girl called Yasmin and she said that Patricia was only working while this girl was in absent for around 4 days ! She is not as taler as Patricia and not as pretty as Patricia, but still I went to give a try to her ! Had a disapointing experience, CBJ for 2 minutes, I asked more and she gave me 1 more minute and then started to put lub on her. We went to doggy but she just wouldn´t move so I proposed doggy. We finished as doggy after abt 10 minutes of fun. You can tell by her expressions that she is not enjoying to be with u and that she would prefer to watch television instead. To Yasmin I am definetely not returning !! I will definetely return if I can find where Patricia is working !
I forgot to mention that I payed 40 eur in each one of this visits !
Another bad new for me at least is that I called to Av Brasil where I met Ana, a lovely girl and they informed me that Ana is not working there anymore ! Anyone have been with her and have her direct contact ?
I am still waiting for good recomendations from you guys!
Best Regards
curtir
What a beautiful city Lisbon can be when it is raining cats and dogs! At least if you haven´t forgotten your precious and long stuffed away umbrella, because the made in china would not have been enough last week. One has to counter these powerfull downs with the most powerfull antidote: Check newspaper, check net and double check bankaccount!
Thats what I did and got myself in a big brasilian jungle adventure. I met Amanda, the brunette you can pick up at Benfica, have a short café with and arrange the details for straight sex with a sensual petite and elegant lady at a Residencial near São José (Avenida Liberdade). Anal was not possible, which is a pity because her rear is absolutely worth a deeper inspection.
-That was 100 euros of pure brunette, perky breast session, I will definetly be back.
Portal Privado is «bombating» (portuguese slang!) and there is a lot to chose from although a lot of the girls start asking for horendous 120 or 150 euros.
Also try: [url]www.asensual.pt[/url]
[url]http://www.acompanhanteslux.com/indexx.php?c=106&link=GrandeLisboa[/url]
And there must be some link missing right now?
Bye bye and have a nice and long weekend.
Special thanx to Spud for his effort with the blog and as usual to great Muri, the «imperatore»!
Hi to all!
A few weeks ago I wrote a nice report on Ana that was working in Av. Brasil ! Well, I got back there and unfortunately Ana is not there ! Instead I went with a girl called Mafalda, Portuguese thin morena, she looked fairly decent but then, after I started do deliciate her body I couldn´t support her smell ! She stinks no joke ! I decided then that I just wanted a CBJ and finished like thta ! Probably not returning, at least with her ! Have a shower baby ! :-)
Curtir
Hi All !
Tonight I was temptated by this add and gave it a shot :
Novo espaço Luxo. Assistentes nivel e qualidade! Morenas, loiras, mulatas. 8/30A. Portuguesas/ Brasileiras/ Africanas. Relaxe connosco. Colchão água. Suite com hidro. 24H. Comprove!!! 963225629. 912860661
They are open till 6AM so I wen there around 2AM, nice parking at that time - the place is in Saldanha, in top of the Saldanha Residence, a very posh place ! The house is also very nice and when you get there a affrican mamasan wellcomes you and takes you to the room. Afterwards I met 4 girls,
Isabel a morena, pretty and very nice (attitude) girl (face 7/10, body 7/10)
Vera - can´t really remember her but I think that she is a mulata,
Mel - a very very hot brazilian girl, I would rate it 8+/10 but no attitude at all ! That was the reason that I didn´t pick her up.
Chris - A average portuguese girl.
I picked up Isabel, she told me that it was 60eur for half an hour and then if I wanted to extend I could pay extra 40eur for extra half and hour.
The place is very clean, she takes you to the bathroom, u can have a shower if wish.
We started with some body kissing, then she did a nice CBJ, one of the most delicate CBJ I have ever had, one of those that If I would stay for more time I wouldn´t come unless I wanted to, and it would be a hell of a pop ! But after around 10 minutes of that we moved to cow girl ! There I could feel her ass and noticed that she is a bit flacid but acceptable ! I couldn´t stay for more than 5 minutes and she let´s u control the thing, it´s not just like a machine ! After the first pop, I was done. I cleaned and left !
I recomend this place especially to foreigners visiting town, because it´s a very central place, you get nice attention and pretty choice !
Regards
Curtir
PS : What hapenned to Lumiar ? I have been calling but the phone is allways shut !
Where is our internet Shakespeare Muri? No posting over a period of one month? I fear the worst: he got married or a car ran over him.
Carlos
Lord praise our grand Muri, for we miss him. When I mean «we», I speak for all the providers from this board as well as for all the curious and less fortunate and contribuing visitors and members.
I had my own break, so I guess that we will just have to wait a bit more till the king is back to his homeland, Lisbon.
I did some more investigation on PortalPrivado.com as well as at [url]www.mulheres-que-vc.com[/url] and as reported before: Some girls are asking for a lot more as for instance Malu Nara, who requests 200 for a visit to her appartment at Marques Pombal. The site tells us that she is 29, but in fact this brasilian bomb shell is in the early or mid 30s! But the truth is she is a bomb! A real brasilian, bomb, with big nasty silikon missils, a hell of a rear and real short but beautiful legs! As said in portuguese: "Bem torneadas!" Unfortunately that beauty of ass is not for sale, but there is a lot to do with this experienced and sensual woman. She has her toys and she is extremely talkactive, a real treasure to be with. After a late nite of horrendous work I needed a real break and so I checked out the Portal site and decided it was time to challenge this gorgeus woman. I rang her around 3 in the morning and she stated 200 or 250 for outcall! Hell! I dragged her down telling her it was Monday! Late Night! Come on girl, give me a break! Come down from the stars! She said the merchandise was well worth it! ANd I replaid: You won´t even sell your best chuck! The Ass! She went on saying there was so much we could do... and so I told her I would be on the way but would only pay 100 bucks! I got in my car and drove to Marques de Pombal, where I called her up again to find out where the appartment was. As she greeted me tru the door, I got horny in a minute! To make it short it was more than a full hour and I ended up paying only 100 euros, which was what I had on me. We discussed a bit but told there that was all the money I had with me and so the late monday night show was still presented on stage! I got a great massage with tit show (she is siliconed! As so many Brasilian girls that do these fantastic jopbs for 2000 reais per boob.) Oral and sex was covered but I got my bare balls all sucked and licked. We had some strange footsex and I had the luck to pop her twice. The first strike was an emergency and clamancy job that lasted 10 minutes and I gat the massage afterwards to regain the strengh and tranquility back!
She is expensive but charming great, sensual and a bit pornish sex stewardess! If you like a plastic-porn-queen she is the one!
Have fun!
On the trigger are: Brunette Amanda, Blond Bianca, Bomb Fernanda (I am getting attached to silicon). Anyone has some experience to share?
Fast note to state that I followed Muri's last recommendation here to the letter (speak about homages!) and visited the Mirage Klub and choose Diana.
Very classy joint, which makes the 70/100 euros asked (for 30 or 60 minutes sessions) a good value for money proposition, to start with.
Of the girls who presented themselves (6 or 7), there were three that really caught my eye: Carla, a Brazilian; and the 2 Portuguese, Cláudia and Diana.
I ultimately choose Diana because of Muri's high recommendation.
Lovely young girl with a nice slim body.
So far, this is the nicest place I have been to in Lisbon.
No, Carlos, Muri was not in a marriage or a car wreck. Both these horrors have happened to him, but not recently.
He needed time out for his own reasons, including a period where another innocent monger (ha! is there such a thing?) was in danger of being exposed as
not Jack the Ripper, just Mur.
enough.
Back to reality, it is so good to hear that Harry enjoyed Diana. Truly a gorgeous, delicious young lady. Mur will return to her soon, after a month of monogamy. Monogamy, you ask? What has that disgusting practice got to do with this liberating forum?
Well, we know that sometimes, even the most free-ranging monger gets stuck in a groove. And Muri has had six weeks of Martinha’s heavenly groove. First in Algés, then all the way out at Cascais, this plainish, no, be honest, ugly little girl with braces on her teeth has been giving Mur a BBBJ and a long delirious fuck for €50 whenever that sum of money has been in his pocket. Which, for her, has been frequently.
Now the sad parting has happened. At time of writing she is still to be seen at
[url]http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/main.htm[/url]
but tomorrow she takes her plane back to Brazil. Yesterday a long hot erotic farewell took place, with Muri ecstatic then sad. Everyone on the forum knows how Mur tries not to fall in L***.
But this one was difficult.
Back to beautiful Diana as soon as possible. Will probably fall in L*** with her, too, as she is five times as beautiful as Martinha, and only twice as expensive.
OK, this sounds over-romantic, so let it also be placed on record that there are some new Romanians in the Poço do Borratem, and Muri has fucked two of them. Luana or Ruana, not recommended. Plastic doll act. Irina (not Irina from last year, but a young brunette in an interMilan imitation leather jacket, with hair down to her bum, who licks you while you fuck her) very strongly recommended. €25.
Keep the faith, gentlemen, the record of paid pleasure will continue.
Special greetings to Zé D, Carlos and Harry.
And to Martinha. Lovely, slim, trim, tight, hot sexy funny Martinha, bless you.
Noticed that the website is gone, is the club still there? Am visiting Lisbon again soon and would hate to think that it's not there any more.
Harry,
Where is the Mirage Klub.? I'm curious about Diana.
Thanks,
Brown James
Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, number 30A. Press the bell for 5 'D'
'D', obviously, stands for Diana.
Enjoy her.
Muir - ist is good to see you back.
I had been doing some mongering in Saldanha but nothing to give a recommendation.
It is really good to have our internet-Shakespere back
Carlos
Guys,
Any recommendation for Oeiros or am I better sticking with Central Lisbon?
Its mirage klub open 26 dec.?and what time they close?
Which club have the best girls?
Hi nordboer,
This group is quiet for now!
Listen, I haven´t been to any of those clubs !
In Oeiras, the scene will be more limited, in Lisbon you have plenty of choice.
The place where I have been going lately, not much though, is in Saldanha.
It is a central place, I am sure that they speak english and they will have a variety of around 6/8 girls.
It is open 24h per day, the price will be 60eur / 30 minutes or 100 eur / 1 hour. The contact is 963225629. 912860661
Have a good time !
Curtir
[QUOTE=nordboer]Which club have the best girls?[/QUOTE]
Welcome!
Mirage or Clinique? I would say Mirage is the pkace to be right now. I find Clinique to much of a rush place as well as the classic Império Romano. This last club is seated at Avenida Almirante Reis and is pretty much the oldest house working as a suite rental with jacussi and girl! Tel: 96 961 91 98.
There is also the New Center, Av marques de tomar, 33, 5º d (tel: 96 643 93 25) These two and Clinique d´Massage are under the same hand!
Their site is: (I think they have another site as well)
[url]http://www.clinicadoprazer.com/[/url]
They must run about 25 girls in the three houses!
I prefer Executive Club and Mirage.
For Executive club take a look at:
[url]http://www.apartadox.com/pagExecutive.php?&tipo=Executive%20Club[/url]
Have fun and post a reply friend
Hello!
First I would like to present you
[url]http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3[/url]
it's a support place where the girls from mulheres-que-vc.com are presented, and from what I've read Paulinha, Michelly and Patty are the most popular (Patty used to work under the name Marisa in S.Sebastião da Pedreira, where once I went for her and end up having sex with a old woman Lara, horrible experience, so be careful with this one, might be a scam). Anyway, check it out.
Now, I'll report my latest try, Angélica from PP.
Well, like the name says she is an angel. She is young (18) and the girl from the photos is really her. I went looking for her, she attends in a hard to reach place in a crossover road with R. Buenos Aires), and she oppened the door with a sexy skirt and top, we've went to a neat room, I payed her half hour (50€, one hour is 100€) and undressed. I laid in the bed and she started climbing up on me and kissing me around, then she went for a CBJ for less than 5 minutes, after that she went on cowgirl and she moves her hips really well, we've fucked for about 15 minutes while she kissed me all around and since she is really hot I couldn't take much longer so I've switched to tradicional and stayed there few time then went for the final position doggie and she finished me off in less than 5 minutes, she was all against me squeezing me up so I've came. Then she cleaned me up and have a smooth conversation I kissed her, tipped her and kissed goodbye. She is really sweet, very hot, pretty face, but a little shy. Anyway I recommend her, and I may soon return for more.
One final thing, welcome back Murilloa, I pity your loss for Martinha but I read that in Algés there is other newcome brasilian called Inês, and Martinha might be back sometime. I'd like to know how did you picked the romanian chick from Poço do Borratem, I don't have experience in SW picking up. Where you using a car? Did you had any place to go, a motel or the place was in her charge? At what times might I find her and did she is there any chance she has cellphone or speaks portuguese/english? I'd like your report about the fucking while she licks you, sounded very sexy in my mind and I'd like to try some east girls, I think they are general case very beautifull. Thanks in advance and keep up with the posting.
Best regards to all of you,
Peaceful.
Peaceful,
I reported in detail on Poço a year or more ago. Nothing much has changed. There is a group of elderly Portuguese women who have probably been on this patch since 25 de Abril 1974. Then there are younger Romanian or Moldavian chicas.
They take you up to a pensâo in the Poço, just clean enough,where you pay €5 for use of the room, plus whatever you agree for the chica. The Romanians tend to ask €25. If you pay just this,you may get a rubber-doll act. Paying just five or ten euros more, will usually get you a good enthusiastic service. Irina seems to have fallen in love with Mur, and does whatever he wants. She won't be here long.
Three things to bear in mind:
1. Do not attempt to cruise this area by car.
2. Avoid the hours of darkness (the Romanians go home at dusk anyway, accompanied by some fierce looking pimpodaddies).
3. This is the rough or downmarket scene, not for the faint hearted.
boa sorte
there are two bosses, london and lisbon. muri sees each once a month, plenty enough. london recently developed a taste for flying to portugal, a shame, as it means less london/lori visiting for murilloa. this guy doesn’t do golf and dislikes portuguese food, so one possible reason for his sudden enthusiasm could be that he discovered the portalprivado chicas and is working his way through them, three at a time, in the ****** hotel.
but this story concerns the lisbon boss, who burst into a sleepy office last week announcing a ride out west to kick ass in cascais, taking brave mur as wingman.
ten minutes’ warning was long enough to stuff a briefcase with the necessary garbage and also to visit trusty online correio da manha. knowing that he could ditch the boss after work and remain in cascais, this would be the perfect opportunity to explore the western suburbs for the first time since martinha’s departure. tech-savvy mur searched the convivio ads for ‘cascais’, and the results fit on one printed sheet, hastily folded away when bossman came back with his cheesy all-action grin. down to the stinky basement car park, into the big guy’s obscene vehicle, and away! go west, old fucker!
forget the next four hours of boredom. just ask who is sadder, a girl who sells pussy for cash, or the middle-management of capitalism’s global legion? by the time the day’s work was over, mur felt like the skankiest bj-babe who ever patrolled the poço.
but now for the hobby. politely rejecting bossman’s offer of a beer and a ride back to town, mur leapt out of the suv, grabbing papers and briefcase, and waved big boy goodbye. pulling out his mobile phone, he consulted his…. list? what list? where the fuck is that list?
stay cool. search every pocket, every slot and corner of the briefcase. now wipe that sweat off your face, and search again. no fuckin’ list. ok, so break out in a hot flush, curse in english and portuguese, and check again.
nothing. it seems that while getting in or out of the car, he has dropped a complete inventory of the chicas on sale in cascais. less likely but just as horrifying, maybe he dropped it on the floor of one of three offices where folks think muri is a regular guy. worse, since he has not ‘sorted’ the list, it will also contain chicks with dicks, and brazilian bodybuilders bidding to bum-blast the boygirl brotherhood.
holy shit! boss is going home with a monger directory on the floor of his car! is he reading it right now? has he called some numbers already, to confirm that this is a pay-for-pussy yellow pages? what will he do? come to the office tomorrow, begin disciplinary process? call a staff meeting to expose the sick pervert in our midst? how can muri ever look beautiful ana in the eye again? he can’t be fired; because portuguese law says that they can only get rid of you if you commit [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] or murder on the premises while also getting your hand in the cashbox.
but now - a new horrible idea. what if it’s his wife who finds the list, when she takes the kids to school tomorrow? or one of the kids themselves? oh, please, if there is a god in heaven who cares for us mongers…
night has fallen. tourists and residents of cascais walk politely round the middle-aged estrangeiro in the business suit lying on the sidewalk sobbing and shouting.
mur makes an effort, gets himself together. there is absolutely nothing to be done. the morning will bring what it may. mur’s grand-daddies fought for two different countries on the battlefield. did they get hysterical wondering what tomorrow would bring? no, sir. good, so we are in cascais to fuck, and we will fuck.
with no numbers in hand, there’s just one option, go to martinha’s old place and see one of her companions – perhaps the replacement has even arrived by now. so, striding purposefully, his fragility temporarily mastered, he is soon at the first-floor apartment by the papelaria behind the tribunais.
three women, thirty-year-old-mother-of-two types. muri chooses one and tries to forget his predicament. she is a professional, giving top bbbj and urging him to come in her mouth, a practice he dislikes. inside her, he has a sudden mental glimpse of boss-guy reading through that catalogue of *****s. but he regains erection, gets to the end. as soon as the ride is over, fear and dread rush in again. in the bathroom washing his already tiny cock, he looks into the mirror not at a blushed post-orgasm countenance of content, but at the pale features of a man due to be hanged. back in the bedroom, he gets back into shirt, tie, and jacket… and out of some inside pocket or sleeve or some fuckin’ place, the list drops on the floor.
so does murilloa, knees sagging with relief. returning from the bathroom, his consort smiles wickedly and says ‘tired, baby?’ ‘if only you knew’, says mur, giving a silly tip and running out to find a bar with a cigarette machine.
so much was the stress, mur cannot remember the lady’s name. so this report ends with apologies for length and lack of information, but it does carry a health warning. never, but never, write things down or print them. even if you are like mur and have no partner at home, do not carry paper. spies have always known this: may we mongers learn the lesson, too
and happy hunting, one and all. what percentage of our christmas bonus will find its way into the greedy purses of the ladies from portalprivado and mulheres-q-voce-com?
Nordboer,
Diana says that she's not totally certain, but she thinks MK will not be open on 26th December.
Mur saw her today. Saw all of her, touched all of her, licked all of her...
What a gorgeous, delightful, sexy, simpatica delicious woman.
She is now up there with Lori. Seriously.
happy hunting, gentlemen,from
headoverheelsin L***
Mur
Apologies if fellow mongers disliked the lovestruck monogamous tone of that last post.
Mur is still totally in l*** with Diana and has decided never, ever, to fuck anyone else but her for the rest of his life. He plans to live 30 more years so calculating one session per week, let's say 50 per year, times 30 makes 1500, times €100 equals €150,000.
A tiny sum. Let's go for two sessions per week.
So. There you have Muri's future. But it would still be good to hear reports from other hobbyists.
Anyone out there?
Or have we all become monogamous, homosexual, alcoholic, broke, born-again christians or just plain old?
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Apologies if fellow mongers disliked the lovestruck monogamous tone of that last post.
Mur is still totally in l*** with Diana and has decided never, ever, to fuck anyone else but her for the rest of his life. He plans to live 30 more years so calculating one session per week, let's say 50 per year, times 30 makes 1500, times €100 equals €150,000.
A tiny sum. Let's go for two sessions per week.
So. There you have Muri's future. But it would still be good to hear reports from other hobbyists.
Anyone out there?
Or have we all become monogamous, homosexual, alcoholic, broke, born-again christians or just plain old?[/QUOTE]
Its Diana work in lisboa 26 dec.?
Boer:
see below - when asked about Dec 26th, Diana was vague, said something about Christmas falling on a weekend so she wasn't sure what the arrangement would be for the 26th. Best to wait till the previous week and call them to find out. Maybe if you say you are specifically interested in Diana on that particular day at a particular time... but a lot depends on Rute, the mama-san, an experienced-looking fortysome who is a big buddy of Diana's.
If you do go that day, bear in mind that Diana's schedule is that of a leisured courtesan, not a round-the-clock who*e. She gets in to the office around 3PM, pleasures two or maximum three lucky men, and drifts away into the metro again at 9PM.
Of course there is a strong possibility that Mur will marry Diana on Dec 24th, in which case he is not likely to lend her to another guy on the second day of his honeymoon...
Ze Duron or anybody else ,Is there any clubs worth checking out for non-pro action? Will be in town this wednesday and thursday .Don't get me wrong will most likely be checking out champagnes to get my confidence going .You guys mentioned something about Armazen F??? I googeled it but coundn't find the bar name.
Plus does anybody know if Golden Tulip Atlis Park Hotel is girl freindly?
Murilloa,
Do you know if Mirage Klub has a webpage or a phone number?
Gracias
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Boer:
see below - when asked about Dec 26th, Diana was vague, said something about Christmas falling on a weekend so she wasn't sure what the arrangement would be for the 26th. Best to wait till the previous week and call them to find out. Maybe if you say you are specifically interested in Diana on that particular day at a particular time... but a lot depends on Rute, the mama-san, an experienced-looking fortysome who is a big buddy of Diana's.
If you do go that day, bear in mind that Diana's schedule is that of a leisured courtesan, not a round-the-clock who*e. She gets in to the office around 3PM, pleasures two or maximum three lucky men, and drifts away into the metro again at 9PM.
Of course there is a strong possibility that Mur will marry Diana on Dec 24th, in which case he is not likely to lend her to another guy on the second day of his honeymoon...[/QUOTE]
I only stay in lisboa for 26 dec.can you give me some info of Diana picture,website etc?
Lucius, Boer:
No web site, and they don't even figure in the online 'convivio' section of Correio da Manhã, which is such a resource for Lisbon mongers.
It is unlikely that Diana would put her pretty face online for all to see. She is a middle class girl-next-door from Lisbon, and unlike the bold Brazil hussies who show their faces and much more on Portal Privado, she values discretion.
In the print version of Correio da M., there is a small colour ad for the Klub, giving three mobile phone numbers:
912 650 077; 938 542 367 and 967 292 270.
Regarding the enquiry about 26th December, why not call and ask? Not all the ladies who answer the phone at these places speak English, but Diana does, and fluent French as well. So unless she is… ‘otherwise engaged’ when you call, you may ask to speak to her directly and find out if she can become your post-Christmas present.
Good to hear that you found the woman of your life you deserve it, but what will be of us without your shakespearized information? O well, I guess we will just have to deal with it
My report is not really a report of a TD but of a dream. I was at an unknown place, supposedly Poço and saw a woman on a public phone on her back. She was wearing a leather jacket and had blonde hair until her butt (was Irina blonde? ) so I was approaching her and suddenly woke up. When I start to have dreams with women it’s urgent to meet them, so, I just need some information:
- Will the hair to her bum, and young looks be enough to recognize her? I don’t want to end up with a rubber doll.
- When you say rough scene what exactly do you mean? Should I expect muggers or getting stabbed?
- I know a shop who sells Chinese items in the Poço where should I find her, going left or right, when I’m coming from Rossio subway station?
Maybe I’ll get crazy this afternoon and just go for it!
Thanks in advance and best regards.
Peaceful.
Peaceful, emerging from the Chinese goods store, turn left down the Poço and in about twenty metres you are at Irina's pitch, also by the entrance to her pensao, which has a blue and white sign saying, material electrónico or some such. Andrea is the blonde one, Irina has shiny black hair. No muggers or stabbings, perfectly safe by day, just not exactly the Hilton hotel with €300 hostess experience. But yes, go for it!
Armazen F its that the disco were brazilian girls go who stay in lisboa?Its Armazen long way from Hotel Lutecia?
Hey guys,
I do a lot of travelling and love to hobby all over the world. I am cuming to Lisbon twice next year and will be looking for some fun. I like strip clubs and prefer escorts since I stay at 5-star hotels, but some times like going out to brothels. I usually offer reviews of my experiences (I am active on Canadian boards like TERB, but you can search for my reviews on this site).
It's often hard to find info even with the search function. For example, I didn't find anything searching on escorts or strip clubs in this thread, and it's tedious to wade through all the posts.
Mongers in other cities have produced some very helpful summary threads of the action in their cities that is especially helpful to visitors like me who do not speak the language. These would include the main well-reviewed clubs, brothels, and escort agencies, with web sites and contact info. Would any of you like to do such a list?
Thanks to everyone, and looking forward to visiting Lisbon.
MI.
[QUOTE=nordboer]Armazen F its that the disco were brazilian girls go who stay in lisboa?Its Armazen long way from Hotel Lutecia?[/QUOTE]It should be around 15 minutes max by car / taxi.
Though the post abt Armazem F was a long time ago, not sure if the place where Brazilian girls go now !
Happy X-mas to all and especially to the board administration and to Muri.
Would love to pay you a 24 year old scotch one of these days. Until then I can hope you have a tremendously great X-mas!
To the people that are out there and want a piece of voyeurism and dealing with brasilian beauties when they are off duty: Go to Armazem F at the Cais do Sodré, just by the New Portugalia (Beer and seafood restaurant) down by the river.
Give yourself a nice treat and have some delicious beers and some seafood, the place is really not expensive, it´s a kind of tapa-bar like they have in spain, always ready to serve you from noon till 1 in the morning. After paying your bill just have a drink or two at Armazem F. If you can´t fish a beauty there you can always take a 5 dolar cab to Gallery and Black tie or any other brothel!
I state and say it out loud again: It is worth it! One might find a pretty good deal down there, and if not you can say at least you visited the most brasilian Disco-bar in Lisbon! You can´t get closer to it!
Peace and have some great holy days!
And a happy Christmas to you, also, Zé. Let's meet again in the New Year.
In the mean time Mur reassures readers that the vow of monogamy did not last. With just two hours to spare off work today, Muri called the Klub, only to hear that Diana was not going to be there. Christmas shopping, no doubt: but where does that leave her middle-aged lover who desperately needs to fuck?
He went to Calçada do García, 7 third floor, where blonde Brazilian 'Rafaela' and big black Angolan 'Baby' were available. Being in the anti-monogamy mood, he decided not to stick to one of them but to have both.
What a magnificent black-and-white show! Both girls pampered the recumbent Mur, touching squeezing and stroking. Then Baby sucked and fucked. Change of condom, and a triumphant finish inside Rafaela.
Plenty of fun and jokes along the way, in English and Portuguese. A wonderful experience, but the problem was the price. €30. The problem is, friends back in London just will not believe it.
Happy Christmas one and all.
Some very poor photos of the Poço in the relevant section, if anyone is interested.
Thanks for the kindness, I will ask them if I can take a photo when I visit Irina. Lost my chance Wednesday so I'll let it settle, after the crazy new year and this merry period with the family. By the way, asensual.com has new images, I called Carolina ( [url]http://www.asensual.com/gall/displayimage.php?album=13&pos=30[/url] ) and she was coughing her lungs. She sounded nice but that was definitely a turn-off. Other turn-off was that she worked near El Corte Ingles (maybe in the same house I was scammed once). So I think it will be less risky to visit Irina than Carolina. A merry merry Christmas for all of you!
Hi all,
I'm a french guy based in Lisbon for 4 months, my english is not very good, but great compared to my portuguese. I'm more into learning Brazilian right now, as I spend almost every nights in the three clubs mentioned above.
I already now some words, thanks to those helpful ladies : "Safado, vagabonde, putanheiro, canalha... "
I am a book writer, and I found those places very "inspiring" for my work.
I love every reports from Murilloa and if I cannot match his skilled writing in english (even in french) I can be quiet useful to all of you, as I've tried almost every girls in the Gallery and Elefanto.
I will gladly advise you who to avoid at all cost and who to go for (not at all cost). I had some many stories that my next book will be about it, so I can feel less guilty of my way of living.
My email address is visible, so if you want some tips before going to the clubs, or even have a drink with me there (as long as you don't ask my company to your hotel) , contact me, as for once in my life, I have some experience to share.
Just one more thing, for all of you in Lisbon. I didn't see the Black Tie mentioned anywhere, you should give it a try,
If you can wait until 4 o clock, this is where all the deseperate mulheres from the clubs go to catch more clients. You can discuss the price around 100, and sometimes have a very good surprise. I had once two young portugueses students who just wanted to have fun with a guy and be paid for it, and didn't do that as a regular job, so they spend the rest of the night with me for 200 hundred euros (total).
The place is reputed to be dangerous, as the local gangsters come there very often, but I didn't see any problem and the atmosphere is really unique. It s a real disco, very crowded with people of all ages, best days are Tuesday, Wednesday, thursday, Friday.
Happy Christmas
Hi all,
I'm a french guy based in Lisbon for 4 months, my english is not very good, but great compared to my portuguese. I'm more into learning Brazilian right now, as I spend almost every nights in the three clubs mentioned above.
I already now some words, thanks to those helpful ladies : "Safado, vagabonde, putanheiro, canalha... "
I am a book writer, and I found those places very "inspiring" for my work.
I love every reports from Murilloa and if I cannot match his skilled writing in english (even in french) I can be quiet useful to all of you, as I've tried almost every girls in the Gallery and Elefanto.
I will gladly advise you who to avoid at all cost and who to go for (not at all cost). I had some many stories that my next book will be about it, so I can feel less guilty of my way of living.
My email address is visible, so if you want some tips before going to the clubs, or even have a drink with me there (as long as you don't ask my company to your hotel) , contact me, as for once in my life, I have some experience to share.
Just one more thing, for all of you in Lisbon. I didn't see the Black Tie mentioned anywhere, you should give it a try,
If you can wait until 4 o clock, this is where all the deseperate mulheres from the clubs go to catch more clients. You can discuss the price around 100, and sometimes have a very good surprise. I had once two young portugueses students who just wanted to have fun with a guy and be paid for it, and didn't do that as a regular job, so they spend the rest of the night with me for 200 hundred euros (total).
The place is reputed to be dangerous, as the local gangsters come there very often, but I didn't see any problem and the atmosphere is really unique. It s a real disco, very crowded with people of all ages, best days are Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Happy Christmas
I've been in the Poço and now I fully understand what did you meant by saying "not for the faint hearted"... I almost fainted and went away without a deal. I've never seen SWs, today I saw veterans, africans and romanian but not Irina I guess. One of the romanian was old and fat the other was acceptable and one looked like a gypsy but speaked a weird langague, I suppose she was romanian too. The pressure, the frantic movement, strange eyes all combined really made me anxious. And the worst was that none of them approached me, so I'm the one who have to make the moves??? I'll go there soon, maybe thursday, so until there I would like to know how do I approach, what should I say, and more recommendations, how can I tell who is Irina, they are all black haired and wearing leather and dark clothes, well the more info I get the better prepared I feel. O, what a shame, do I remind you your first time looking for pleasure on the streets or am I just a plain sissy?
Best regards,
Peaceful.
I arrived at this fine establishment at 11, as the girls were opening shop. Murilloa's muse, being on altogether another level and working only a few afternoon hours, wasn't there (but I knew that). Anyway, the only other time I patronized the place, two other girls called my attention as potentially inspiring: a Brazilian girl called Carla (whom I've been told isn't there anymore) and Cláudia.
Cláudia, a lovely young working girl in her twenties, was indeed present, still in her regular street clothes, as she had just arrived from home, and what a vision of freshness she was for my eyes to feast on.
I paid for one hour (100 euros). We showered and start carressing right away, moving afterwords the session to the bed. I must have spent some 30 minutes exploring that body including one of the most satisfying DATY of my life, one that ended with an unmistakable long and glorious orgasm from the girl, a really rare thing in any instance and particularly memorable and satisfying with such a delightful piece of Portuguese ass.
When the girl took control of the operations, she did some oral caressing and then expertly placed the condom for a CBJ, followed by fantastic reverse cow-girl movements, followed by a long, slow, sweet embrace and culmination.
Sex simply can't get any better than this.
Happy Holidays, folks.
Hey guys,
I couldnt find Armazen F so I ended up at Galeria. Picked up Lorena from Portal Privado. I do not recommend her, everything was hurried up. Kept asking me if I was done all the time, definetely was not 1 hour. Fake titties and a big bunda. Paid 150 euros. Big mistake, I paid upfront because was checking to see if I had enough money.
P.S. where is the black tie located?
Peaceful:
You are no sissy, but you were warned about the Poço. On its good days it has a selection of fresh young ladies from Romania. Every day, it has its quota of Portuguese grandmothers. Sometimes, it has African babes. Mur avoids the latter, they seem young and sad and possibly here against their will. The Romanians, as extensively reported before, come in all shapes and sizes and it is hard to tell which ones will ride with enthusiasm and which ones will lie down and stare at the ceiling.
You just have to try, and at €25 a throw, it is cheaper than a flight to Bucharest, which costs €350 and when you get there you find all the hotties have left town to service the mongers of other countries.
Yes, they speak a strange language, seems a sort of gypsy Italian. Once or twice as Mur has entered the pensão with one of them, she has shouted something amusing to her comrades.
Could be, "My lucky day, sisters, here's my beautiful caring, caressing Englishman again!"
or could be, "Oh my god, here's the guy with the tiny fuckin' thing that he insists on calling a dick!"
One surprise in your post, Peaceful, you say that the girls were not approaching you. Mur has found that while the Afro and Portuguese ladies await significant eye contact, the Romania babes are forthcoming to the point of aggressive: why, one of them positively tugged Muri's sleeve the other day.
Anyhow, the Poço is handy for Mur, near work and dwelling, and every man, even one as horribly in L*** as Muri is with Diana, needs a quickie from time to time.
If the Poço seriously has you scared or 'grossed', try Calçada Garcia as previously described.
Perhaps by the time you read these lines you have already 'taken the plunge'. Be sure to report back, on this or any other encounter. This city is a fine place for mongers, and deserves more reporters.
Happy new year,
Mur
Special greetings to Harry. We have not met, and Mur suspects that Harry would not relish a mongers' reunion, but the tone of his posts is always attractive. You can tell that when he finds a good girl, he treats her suavely and well. And when it's not such a good girl, he puts it down to experience and behaves like a gentleman all the same.
This is the litmus test of the true monger, the monger as direct descendant of the knights of olden times: yes, you are enjoying young women who exchange their lovely bodies in return for a share of your treasure; but you have an absolute obligation to treat them with respect, kindness and humanity.
Which Harry clearly does. To the point of making Cláudia come. Mur reported on her some months ago, and knows what pleasure Harrry must have enjoyed in what is now surely Lisbon's leading brothel.
If it were not for the angel Diana, Mur would be happy to reconnect with Cláudia, but just now...
well, for now, l***sick Mur is counting the cost of Christmas. Having been a generous old Santa to his extended family, he now opens his wallet, counts the €1 coins, and calculates that only next week will he be able to afford the one and only, the ne plus ultra, the zenith the goddess, the,
yeah, ok Mur, we know. Diana.
Please, gentlemen, keep this forum lively in 2006. We all have our quiet periods, our 'goings' as well as our 'cummings', but try to remember three principles during the coming year:
1. Fuck the ladies vigorously.
2. Treat and tip them well.
3. Come home, get online, and tell us about it.
Happy new Year, Harry, and all you Lisbon mongers
I went fishing near home.
In Mem Martins, a Portuguese girl called Cláudia (yeah, same name, but keep reading). She attends near the place I've reported early (and that seems to be closed, at least for now). It was, hmm, interesting.
The girl was young, but quite fat. I did not find her atractive. She was very matter of factly in her attitude and worked me efficiently and fastly, as another guy ("a regular") was awaiting in the living room and she was very busy that day, with others in the pipeline... go figure. No anal, BBBJ, 30 euros. I won't be coming back (too much woman for me), but she may well be someone's idea of a good time.
The facts: Cláudia, Portuguese, twentysomething, cell 965 710 157, attends near Restaurante O Nuno (this is not far from the train station), in Mem Martins. Call her for the address.
I left with a sense of something lacking and so decided to try to a place in Tapada das Mercês, nearby. The ad in CM specifically mentioned a cabo-verdiana, which would be a new experiment, but alas, there were only 3 Brazilian there (maybe I mixed one ad with another's phone number?). Anyway, the experience was, hmm, interesting...
The place is where the girls actually live. This was good, as the rooms were actually heated. Not even in M.K. do one gets a decently heated room! Here, it was perfect. Also, the rooms were cozy and, well, even nice. There was a bit of coherent interior design, with one room with an African theme, another with a Chinese approach, everything clean and impecable.
The sex itself was a BBBJ, very well performed (sorry, I don't remember the name of the woman), followed by regular and then anal. Prices for a session are 25 euros without the anal, 30 with it.
The only caveat with the place was that the girls were neither young nor attractive, as far as I am concerned. But they do run a nice establishment and are honest and welcoming.
The facts: In Tapada das Mercês, near the Shopping Sol (not the bigger Floresta Center). The phone number I used was 914 536 406.
Hi, Mur. Thanks for the cumpliments. I wish you a great New Year, either with Diana or (preferably) with lots of discoveries, shared here.
Cheers, all.
2005 was a very slow year for me. Financially it was very difficult, but in the end I managed myself and ended up having a good turn around. So at last there was some light in the end of the tunnel.
Just before the year ended I decided to look up some great ladies and called the big adverted apartment at Saldanha (93 620 41 29). It is sited at the Residence Shopping Center, Rua Eng Vieira?? Nº 3E , 7th floor B. The place looks great and although it was past 9 in the evening I was shown 8 ladies. This is a special one for Mur: I found Isabel that used to work behind the Maternidade Alfredo da Costa! She is a bit peppered up and was wearing a red sexy nightshirt and high heels. Great to see her getting her way up in her class! The girls all ask for 100 euros and all wear sexy stuff and high heels. Two girls were Portuguese, the ugliest but the only ones that were doing anal! This is really strange, as the other 6 girls were Brazilians and only did straight sex! The world is changing fast.Lol! There was one busty so-so blond girl, two mulatas, one having silicon busters and three morenas from brazil. Fernanda is a busty but slim morena, looks pornish, Paula a darker morena, looking very elegant and Veronica is a slim and tinny beautiful looking 19tish Brazilian pearl. I missed some tits on her! Anyway I was told that they work with something like 20 different girls with different shifts and blab la, so it is possible to find a complete different range of choice! The place is perfectly clean and properly heated which is a luxury in Portugal. I made my choice and stayed with beautiful Veronica for a relaxed hour. We had fun and I got two strikes as always in these apartments, besides Clinica do Prazer were the manager is really on the timetable. I loved her smell, her skin and the hour got away in a second. I had to leave fast since I was meeting some people so I really don’t know if they are pushy or not!
The next day I wanted to treat me as a king and got to Avenida Duque de Loulé, Nº1, 5th E- the executive club long time presenting Busty tall beauty Luana and her great friends at PortalPrivado.com first and now on a different site stated earlier in some reports. Unfortunately neither was there Luana nor Camila, but only busty Paula, but she was already dressed, tall Portuguese Mariana, tinny filipa, a reddish blue eye and some other 2 girls. Again it was late and the presentation was done by a Portuguese blond that I recalled from earlier meetings somewhere! The girls are definitively the ones from the site. Although the place is highly advertised, it does not present the same distinctive glamour as the Saldanha apartment. I took filipa since I wanted to taste some Portuguese woman but the session was lousy. She smelled fine and was shaved completely which is a bit turn on for me and I gave her some fantastic Daty that she played with but when it was her turn the CBJ was more a hand thing than anything else. I will return since there are so many beauties around that place and the blond manager really put me at loose! Will return.
Final statement: haven´t been to Mirage Klub in a lot of time, but these two establishments are great. Have a look and report back!
Have a great 2006!
After some reports about Armazem f, affirming that the place was a good try, I have been there and was really disappointed. It was past midnight, on Saturday, when the disco open, and yes there was some Brazilians girls, (which is not too surprising in a Brazilian bar) but surrounded by men, I would say at least twenty guys for one ugly chick. Is there a better hour to go there? Or maybe the place is not what is use to be.
Last week brought new funds and a free afternoon. Mur’s reptile mind (can you believe it?) turned to the hobby, a pursuit he is proud to share with his recent visitor Carlos Primeros.
Boa viagem, Carlos, and please try to avoid temptation…
So… with a smile for Bill Gates, Mur opens the online Correio da Manhã, finding 20 pages of ads for ‘convivio’ in ‘Grande Lisboa’.
[url]http://classificadoscm.xl.pt/adlist.php[/url]
Grande indeed, Lisboa.
Some ads are for individuals, some for apartments, but suppose that there are average 2 girls behind each one. There are 40 ads per page. 40x20x2=1600 - even Mur can do that in his head (tiny thing located between his legs).
Minus... a few of these announcements, for some of them are from people with dicks. Mur has no plans for them, dressed as women or otherwise.
Plus... the online paper does not carry the classy multi-girl clinics like MK, it omits the ‘boites’ and the SWs, and only has a couple of the portalprivadoputinhas.
It’s a fair guess to say that at least 2,000 women are for sale on a Lisbon weekday.
Shall we make another conservative assumption that each of these women will pleasure three men per day? Sure, some will service a dozen, some will strike out, but we now have a minimal figure of 6,000 financed fucks per day in this city of... how many inhabitants? And how many active males? So what is the mean number of bought bangings per year per man? And what is the impact on the national economy? But does the lost productivity get regained because the workforce is happy?
At this point, Mur will let statisticians, economists, sociologists and psychologists take over. Theorise, professor! Speculate, doutora!. Because one thing only is sure but certain sure…
Murilloa has a statistically impeccable 100% chance of pussy. So shall we survey the market?
‘Really savage blonde lioness’; ‘three university students’; ‘statuesque Indian chick’; ‘busty porno actress’; ‘ex-nurse, 37 years old’; ‘mini-skirt no panties hairy pussy’; ‘elegant slim Polish woman’; ’pussy for €15’; ‘traffic-stopping mulatta’; ‘28 year old Portuguese hairy horny girl in lingerie’; ‘insatiable bareback oral €30’; ‘genuine 18 year-old does striptease’; ‘Brazilian anal hurricane’;. ‘businesswoman with financial difficulties’
maybe that last one is the ex-Mrs Mur. Stay away, boys.
But we’re not past page four! What a magnificent supermarket for all sexual tastes and for permanent variety.
So what did Mur do? Spent three seconds thinking things over, and then went right to Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, of course, and enjoyed an hour with the gorgeous Princess Diana.
Some dickhead told Diana about this site. So, Princess, if you are reading this, your faithful Prince Charles is thinking of you even now.
Happy mongering to all those who have somehow not discovered the joys of monogamy.
I was in Armazem F on 28 December - simpyl dead. I had something to eat in the restaurant upstairs with a friend of mine and left around 10.30 pm for Hipopotamos - nothing exciting but at least 20 girls - 8 doable. Price asked for a ST 150 €, price paid for 90 minutes 100 €.
On 31 Dec. I had a very good conversation with our internet - Shakespeare - MURI - we decided to nominate JACKSON for the next Nobel Peace Prize. Details will follow later - I am too busy mongering now in Rio.
Have a good 2006 - stay safe.
Carlos
Coincidence that Carlos should post five minutes after Mur, from his distant mongering marathon in Brazil.
It's true. Mur has given up hopes of forcing a coup d'état in England and making Lori Prime Minister after the disgraceful Blair.
And Portugal is not ready for an all-powerful female just yet, otherwise Mur would be nominating Divine Diana.
But why not Jackson for the Nobel prize?
Now seriously, gentlemen, in recent years can you think of anyone else who has brought more pleasure, and peace to our stressful world ?
[QUOTE=Osafado]After some reports about Armazem f, affirming that the place was a good try, I have been there and was really disappointed. It was past midnight, on Saturday, when the disco open, and yes there was some Brazilians girls, (which is not too surprising in a Brazilian bar) but surrounded by men, I would say at least twenty guys for one ugly chick. Is there a better hour to go there? Or maybe the place is not what is use to be.[/QUOTE]
Armazém F can be a nice place say from 2 till 6 in the morning, specially on thursday and week-ends but it is not a girl bar as Gallery and Black Tie! I like it when I am looking for some freebie action that may be available or not...
Try it a bit later from 2 in the morning on.
Meanwhile went to Gallery and Black Tie because a friend was in town and let me tell you: The begining of the year is really slow business. Plus the girls were all rich from the new years eve parties because all were asking for 200 euros! I stayed in the chit chat with three beauties, each one of them flattering me, but way to expensive!
I was looking for freebie action too, in Armazem. But I didn't want to get beaten by one of the 10 guys around everygirls for that. I was there until 1 am, but I don't think that just after I left, a group of 100 bresilians beauties invaded the place.
In the Black Tie, you can really discuss price, as it s late in the morning and girls are quiet desesperates.
But I have to inform you, with my lousy english, that I had a terrible experience 2 days ago in this place. There was a fight, one of the most violent I have ever seen in my life, movies included, between two groups of guys. It was really bestial. The doormen didn't try to cool it down, instead of that, they massacred one of the two groups. There was blood all over the staircase. I was really chocked
Outside, when I left with a "friend", the brawl continued and a man gunshoot another one at least five time. According to the girls, a few days after, there were at least two dead. And the fight involved drugs dealer and mafia members, that's why no newspaper mentionned it. What a wonderfull world.
I advised to try this club in another post, sorry about that.
Why, surely Osafado's account of mayhem has not scared Lisbon mongers away from their hobby? No reports for nearly two weeks now?
Or have we all turned monogamous?
Or there's been a round-up by the authorities and everyone is in sex prison?
Or all the city's mongers are running for president?
Let's hear from you. Osafado, your English is fine, so tell us, have you returned to the Black Tie? Where exactly is the place, anyway? Muri's curiosty is aroused...
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Why, surely Osafado's account of mayhem has not scared Lisbon mongers away from their hobby? No reports for nearly two weeks now?
Or have we all turned monogamous?
Or there's been a round-up by the authorities and everyone is in sex prison?
Or all the city's mongers are running for president?
Let's hear from you. Osafado, your English is fine, so tell us, have you returned to the Black Tie? Where exactly is the place, anyway? Muri's curiosty is aroused...[/QUOTE]Yes, I returned to the club, 2 days after the massacre, and guess what : Everybody, from the doormen to the waiters, acted like if nothing happened. The girls there told me that this kind of gory brawl is usual there, and I should keep my mouth shut. (which is really difficult for me, as you can see)
Why I came back there, you could ask... Well : I have a girlfriend in the place.
Mur, I cannot give you the exact address, it is so near the Gallery that I walk there with some girls from the bar as soon at the Elefanto or the Gallery close. (That explains why there is nobody in the BT before 4 o clock)
There is a Bank Teller Almost in front of the Gallery. You take the street until the first corner, and you go right and left after. When you see the first dead body, you are almost there.
BTW. I told you guys in my last report that the cops didn't do anything about the BT incident. In fact, two days after, they came to the Gallery and Elefanto checking girls' passports and busting some dudes. Last week, the Elefanto was close at 12 because they bring all the girls to the Police Station.
Armazem F is definitely a shitty place. But I found something quiet interesting in the Dockas, where all the bars are lined up along the river: One of them is called "Hawaii", and it s full of Brazilian people, lot of girls, and guess what, on Saturday and Sunday, I recognized many "amigas" from the Elefanto, Tamila, Gallery. They are off duty, only here to dance and drink, and accompanied by friends. That's how I finished the night with a Non pro, introduced by a pro. Too bad the place is very small and quickly overcrowded. But I prefer dying chocked under Brazilian chicks then from a Bullet in the Black Tie. Even if Brazilian music can be very painfull too.
Hi forum
Well as I was the first to mention Armazém F, I have to apologize for it´s current roughness! I have also been to the docks, as Osafado mentioned and I can underline his entusiasm. I prefer the bar called Indochina, but in the end it all depends if the place is fashionable that month or so. The bars at the docks tend to have great moments and then long periods of crises, since it is a bunch of bars put together, leaving the option wide open for the guests to pick from. The incident at Black Tie and other bars tell us that in the near future other places will be hit! Belive me!
Indochina is too loud for me, I am a gentleman and not a youngster anymore and I prefer places like Galery or Elefante Braco. They are quiter.
You might be younger, therefore Indochina is ok for you. Muri and I are not the youngest and therefore prefer the more elaborate places. No disrespect. See you in Lisboa - a cidade de pecado.
Carlos
Some months ago I had a stopover in Lisbon for several hours. I had time enough to jump on a bus that would hopefully take me to the center of Lisbon. From what I have seen I am very impressed by this beautiful town!
I did not do any mongering as I did not realize I was so close to a lot of action (-> Praca da Figueira).
But what I did see was a lot of most beautiful black ladies! Probably mostly Angolian, due to Portugal's colonial history. So I wondered if there are also some black ladies available for payed sex?
Sorry I did not go through the compete thread, but at least the escort services I was looking at in the internet did not have black African ladies. Only Brazilian morenas - a type of woman I like very much, but I would also like to taste a sweet black cherry....
Hope to come back soon - and then proceed to Brazil ;-)
Pyjama
Pyjama,
I am not quiet sure that Lisboa is THE place for Black girls' lovers. But you can find one or two at the Gallery, Elefanto, BT, they aren't really attractive, though. I had a drink with one of them at the Gallery, a pretty decent looking girl from South Africa, but she was way too professional for me (no kiss, oral with condom...)
Brazilian girls rule!
I agree with you, Carlos, Indochina is very loud, as all the bars in this area are, and full of Brazilian music. But It s really the good place right now to score non, semi, and even pros at low rates. They are more relax in that atmosphere.
[QUOTE=Pyjama]Some months ago I had a stopover in Lisbon for several hours. I had time enough to jump on a bus that would hopefully take me to the center of Lisbon. From what I have seen I am very impressed by this beautiful town!
I did not do any mongering as I did not realize I was so close to a lot of action (-> Praca da Figueira).
But what I did see was a lot of most beautiful black ladies! Probably mostly Angolian, due to Portugal's colonial history. So I wondered if there are also some black ladies available for payed sex?
Sorry I did not go through the compete thread, but at least the escort services I was looking at in the internet did not have black African ladies. Only Brazilian morenas - a type of woman I like very much, but I would also like to taste a sweet black cherry.
Hope to come back soon - and then proceed to Brazil ;-)
Pyjama[/QUOTE]
I can suggest you two absolutely wonderful black girls: Luciana (from Classic Ladies, in Av. 5 de Outubro, in front of the old RTP - public tv - building) and Marina (from Clínica do Prazer/New Center/clinique de Massage, in Av. Marquês de Tomar not far from the other one). They are both amazing GFEs, beautiful bodies and personalities (Luciana has big tits, Marina not so big but still great to fondle and suck), willing to provide BBBJ, CIM, DATY and DFK. Luciana isn't keen on A-levels but I believe that will be no problem with Marina. As a(nother) point in her favour, Luciana speaks perfect English.
You can look up the ads in Correio da Manhã or (if you can manage your way through the Portuguese language...) read their reviews in the Portugal section of the Brazilian Forum, GPGuia.
Both are 100€/1 hour.
[QUOTE=Osafado]Brazilian girls rule![/QUOTE]The ones that do. Many of them just don't rule at all!
You should stay away from most of the ones who post ads in the Portal Privado site. They are tottally un-professional, charge incredible amounts (up to 250/300€) for a shitty performance, and a lot of the photos are completely "Photoshopped"...
This is just a questioning report:
Who is or are your current Goddesses?
My choices right now are Verónica and Paula from Saldanha. They are hard to find since the rotation is so big at trhis appartment but I will leave you their number anyway tel:93 620 41 29.
Both are morenas, Paula is white, and Verónica is molatinha branca, both from Brasil.
Goddesses?... Ok, my current ones:
Milena - a beautiful, sweet, truly GFE, brazilian girl. Not your typical "brazuca": white, brown hair, slim, great BBBJ, DATY (she loves it!), passionate DFK. Her partner Cynthia (tall, brunette/mulata/amazonian indian, lovely attitude) is great too.
[url]http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/anunciof...modelo.htm[/url]
Patrícia - not a stunning looker (cute face, though), tall, big tits, ok ass and... a BBBJ to shoot you straight into the farthest regions of the stratosphere!!!... Be sure not to leave your dick there because she certainly will try to. She'll utterly drain you till the last drop, an incredible sucking dynamo.
She is in Quinta do Borel - Amadora (just out of Lisbon), a quiet and safe neighborhood. No site. Phone: 968 243 611
Enjoy!
Greetings,
How is the new year going? FINALLY I got some free time and went looking for my obsession: Irina. I was full of courange and wandered trough the Poço... when I was passing in front of the "pensao" a lady whistled and asked if I wanted to come in showing the way with a head movement signal, I politly refused and went trough, then another lady proposed, "No, thank you". Went until the end and no Irina, so I went back, once again (they where together now) they asked me again and I replied by asking "You know Irina?"; "No, no, no..."; "You know if she still works here?"; "I don't know" and started to blabbering in romanian with the other. "Han? Ok, thanks, bye" and left the Poço.
I was really wired up so I tried an ad on the mongerers daily CM:
# Alta... Simpática... Elegante... Meiga... Loira... Massagem... Completa... Zona Colombo... 938043685
I called, she introduced, friendly on the phone, so I arranged for 1 hour. She is located in a pink building just outside the subway station of Carnide in a basement. She opened the door, a woman in her 30s from Ukraine, VERY VERY tall, a acceptable face and slim in her lingerie, kissed hi and I went in. She took me to the room, nice space but with a window to the outside world where we could see peasants and be spotted back... Sat in a sofa and started talking a bit, she offered a drink nice gesture which I reffused. So, she prepares the room, lowers the blinds, lights some candles, turns TV off and creates a nice mood, I get undressed as she gets to the WC and then we start the... thing... She starts with some kissing around, then a BBBJ very nicely, then proceeds to cowgirl, I came rapidly. Then she did a very nice and professional massage, she might be better than many professional masseurs! Then again for another pop, this time I try the three classical positions and pop in the doggy. Got over, got dressed, paid and kissed goodbye.
So it's not the best but a good relation of price quality I think. 50€, one (not controlled) hour, she spices up the mood, talks and looks interested in you, and the massage that she insists makes her less like a pro, she is a real decent person. Physically I think she is to skinny and her breasts are small and down-to-earth. Sexually altough she moans and moves a bit she is a bit distant... but it was a nice experience... and the image of a huge giant blond on her knees its really something to remember...
So, Mur, have you seen Irina? Do you confirm shes back to her homeland?
Happy mongering,
Peaceful.
[QUOTE=Peaceful]# Alta. Simpática. Elegante. Meiga. Loira. Massagem. Completa. Zona Colombo. 938043685
I called, she introduced, friendly on the phone, so I arranged for 1 hour. She is located in a pink building just outside the subway station of Carnide in a basement. She opened the door, a woman in her 30s from Ukraine, VERY VERY tall, a acceptable face and slim in her lingerie, kissed hi and I went in. She took me to the room, nice space but with a window to the outside world where we could see peasants and be spotted back. Sat in a sofa and started talking a bit, she offered a drink nice gesture which I reffused. So, she prepares the room, lowers the blinds, lights some candles, turns TV off and creates a nice mood, I get undressed as she gets to the WC and then we start the. Thing. She starts with some kissing around, then a BBBJ very nicely, then proceeds to cowgirl, I came rapidly. Then she did a very nice and professional massage, she might be better than many professional masseurs! Then again for another pop, this time I try the three classical positions and pop in the doggy. Got over, got dressed, paid and kissed goodbye.
So it's not the best but a good relation of price quality I think. 50€, one (not controlled) hour, she spices up the mood, talks and looks interested in you, and the massage that she insists makes her less like a pro, she is a real decent person. Physically I think she is to skinny and her breasts are small and down-to-earth. Sexually altough she moans and moves a bit she is a bit distant. But it was a nice experience. And the image of a huge giant blond on her knees its really something to remember. [/QUOTE]Diana is a joy to be with. And only a few hours ago I was with her... funny coincidence!
As you get to know her better (it's the third time I've seen her), the experience tends to be more intimate and warm. At first, she seems a bit distant and cold (though absolutely willing to please and to play the VERY REFINED courtesan) but now I tend to think this is only one step in a process she doesn't want to rush. Obviously, by this I don't mean she intends to seduce (me) or make (me) fall forever into her passionate claws!!!... She's a professional SW, I'm no young fool and we both know the rules of the game. But, at the same time, we're both human so what works in other circumstances, works here too.
Today was absolute bliss. We made love forever and ever and ever (actually, at one point, I do believe she came...), so much so that we went far beyond the scheduled 60 minutes and - since she was expecting someone after me - she had no time left for the supernatural massage.
Amazing sugar-lip BBBJ, warm and delicious DFK, scented DATY, wondrous sex in all positions.
She's no spring chicken, that's for sure. But what a teacher she could be for so many much younger girls around.
Love her.
There's sex prison, and then there's sex quarantine. Mur was off the field for ten days, more or less, struck down by a persistent infection.
Don't be alarmed, ladies. Not an STD, but a feverish snotty miserable cold, not bad enough to keep him from work, unfortunately, but enough to lower his spirits and rule out mongering. Apart from feeling like shit and being full of drugs which had no effect on the cold but made his penis disappear, Mur also believes that it is the meanest form of disrespect to ask even a paid lady to put up with a red-eyed, streaming-nosed lover.
But the all-clear eventually sounded, and Mur also won the Euro lottery, €9.37, just under ten percent of the sum required to enjoy his current goddess Diana. Which he duly did.
'Enjoy' is a weak understatement. This woman is Muri's ideal physical type: dark, petite, exquisitely formed. Just watching her tie her long red-brown hair up on her head with her neat tiny hands, in preparation for an hour of leisurely sex, is an experience worth the money. The firm sweetness and tone of her all-over-tanned agile little body has to be experienced to be believed. Her pussy is a miracle of nature. She's also intelligent and funny. A 'keeper', as our American allies like to say.
Now.. this is not entertaining or informative for fellow mongers. So Mur promises to say no more about his goddess, at least not on this forum, just to his psychoanalyst. And he has made a determined effort, now that the quarantine is over, not to fall into strict monogamy.
More later, as this infantryman in global capitalism's army is required to work this fine, cold Saturday. But late afternoon will see him in the Poço, and there are other amusements to relate..
Sad to say that Irina has gone. Strictly speaking, Irina2 has gone, because Irina1 was a petite girl with very white skin and very black hair who gave a lot of pleasure, in an Edgar Allan Poe kind of way, a couple of years ago.
Mur had this information from Larissa, a gypsy style Romanian lady who was shivering in the Poço on Saturday. It was too cold to fuck, at least in that pensão, so Mur thanked her for the brief conversation and promised to return some other day. And maybe he will.
Not to worry, Peaceful. Irina3 is boarding the transeuropean bus in Chisinau even as Mur types these lines...
Muri: "It was too cold to fuck, at least in that pensão" -
Muri, I am glad that I am still in Brazil and returning only in a few days to Lisboa - hopepfully the weather is better by then - how was the SNOWFALL in Lisboa??? I can imagine that all the girls around Baixa are dying of cold.
I bring a suite-case full of Brazilian sun-shine with me.
Carlos
Good news, King Carlos, bring all the tropical sunshine you can...
...but do not attempt to sell it in a Saldanha *****house for €150 per hour, which is the absurd price being quoted by some of the Photoshop Princesses of Portal Privado.
(Muri missed yesterday's snow: he was sleeping a siesta like the old pig he is)
When there is time, we will discuss the local forum GPguia, a recent discovery...
Dear forum,
I am completely new in this section. I usually look at other parts like Ukraine, Russia or Moldavia since I travel frequently there. Visiting Lisbon for the first time in a couple of weeks I decided to get some information from your postings. In fact I read almost the whole thing. It was like reading a novel! At the end, you are left with the feeling that the viruall description of the events in the forum becomes more important than real life and sex action itself. I have to congratulate you all for the fine work especially the great Murillio who seems to be the leader of this forum. Since I will have time to go out 2-3 times at most what are your three top recomendations. I guess what is number 2 and 3 since MK seems to be the top choice. I suppose I should not mention the fact that I am Greek after what happened in 2004 but on the other hand the Portugal fans showed such class after the loss that it may not be a problem after all.
[QUOTE=Petemarkou]Dear forum,
I am completely new in this section. I usually look at other parts like Ukraine, Russia or Moldavia since I travel frequently there. Visiting Lisbon for the first time in a couple of weeks I decided to get some information from your postings. In fact I read almost the whole thing. It was like reading a novel! At the end, you are left with the feeling that the viruall description of the events in the forum becomes more important than real life and sex action itself. I have to congratulate you all for the fine work especially the great Murillio who seems to be the leader of this forum. Since I will have time to go out 2-3 times at most what are your three top recomendations. I guess what is number 2 and 3 since MK seems to be the top choice. I suppose I should not mention the fact that I am Greek after what happened in 2004 but on the other hand the Portugal fans showed such class after the loss that it may not be a problem after all.[/QUOTE]Hi there!
If you read my last posts (in fact, the first 5 or 6 I placed here), you'll have a fairly delightful sample of the local delicacies.
2004 was nothing. As a matter of fact, I was more than glad that it was all finally over.
Boys, girls:
Many of us here operate in both languages, mais o menos, so be sure to look at GP Guia,
[url]http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/index.php[/url]
It's the Lusophone monger-mart that Muri had been seeking.
Scroll down past the voluminous and cock-stiffening delights of the various regions of Brazil until you reach the Portugal section.
Bearing in mind that Portugal has less than half the population of the city of São Paulo, we have to be proud of the contribution.
If you are in Lisbon and you like to pay to fuck, this is prescribed reading.
Even if your Portuguese is poor... ... no, especially if your Portuguese is poor, this is essential homework.
Mur has already amplified his knowledge of the pay scene in Lisbon by reading these posts. For example, he had never heard about the yellow house in São Joâo de Estoril... until last week.
More later
Hi guys,
If you dont understand Portuguese well enough to read the GPGuia forum, remember that theres automatic translation to english available there. Just click the button "English translation by Google" on the left top.
Simple n Easy.
Dear Kam Leao,
Thanks for the information. I will be staying near Instituto Superior Technico and I suppose it is not very far from the center. Any good restaurants in that area? I heard that fish is very good in Lisbon.
All the best,
Pete
Roma
While I have a «Descafeinado» at the Imperador, a 20 year old Café-Restaurant just half a minute away from busy Avenida de Roma where I just spend wonderfully the past 30 minutes, I think upon the WSG Forum.
I am 50 euros poorer, but hell! I feel great. Just stoned from the head that was given to me by this blonde Brazilian called Sabrina. No she is not the old time classic brunette Sabrina from the classic movies shown on TNT channel once every month. She told me she was 20, from Minas Gerais, and that she is here for the next two month only. Nine month abroad means the world for these sweethearts.
What I can tell you is that first this apartment is placed in a classic Avenida de Roma style buildind-blocks from the early fifties, to be exact at the green building where you can find the Spanish bank Santander, Nº 40, 7th floor D not to lose the exactness of facts. Avenida de Roma, Nº 40, 7th D, Tel: 937 229 225 to make it short and painless!
The mamas an, Elisa, a woman in her early forties, Portuguese, way to big is…a sweetheart. You can have a beer, a vodka, a whiskey, in a refurbished blue living room, on a nice sofa and you can right away listen the girls giggle in the kitchen. Why are the girls always kept in the kitchen? I would love to fuck there!
Anyway she put me at ease right away and I immediately felt that I was going to stay.
To the best in the house, and I make a taste while I sit in the Café! My car is waiting for me to head home. This is actually a difficult parking area. But either Parque Roma, from Emparque or the little construction site behind the sinful apartment are a good chance to leave the car back.
Now to the best in the house:
Erika, a Portuguese red head in her late 20s. She wore sexy lingerie and short black leather boots on high heals. Her legs looked great, but she is wearing a few kilos of dispensable fat tissues (2 kilos!). But she is sexy and completa and looks to be worth a try because of her nasty look…and her boots of course.
Next came a gigantic brunette, I forgot her name but she was to tall anyway but her legs looked sexy.
Next: Inês a china type Brazilian, elegant lady with beautiful eyes, but she would not give her ass away. She is skinny, but shining in her classic black top and short grey m miniskirt. Again sexy high hell black boots. She is worth a shot.
Then came Sabrina, a blonde with a nice body, a few kilos could come down, say 3, but those brown eyes and those full lips made it up for me. She resembles Scarlett Johnson!, or at least made me dream of. Her blow is good, covered but intense and deep throat, her hands move along well, her pussy is almost completely shaved and she wears some stupid tattoos, she made while she was 15 or 16. I can hear her say: «Você quer foder comigo? Apertadinha?» She can handle a lot of positions and gets dirty really easily.
Next I was shown Kelly a blond tall Brazilian in her early 30s in a beautiful black long-sleeves summer dress- Valentino style! Her legs looked great and her bosom promised to be big, not showing if it was natural or silicon. There was one girl I did not get the chance to see.
Elisa the mamas an is hugely friendly and welcomes you with her bit tits and smile for a visit anytime. The team offers 8 to 10 girls tops and there is a rotation every month or so. Elisa commands the palce and reinsure you that she will not disturb you and that there is no clock ticking away. I did not get to see the Suite since I was only staying for half hour time and got a silly plain room…but who cares!
[QUOTE=Zé Duron]Erika, a Portuguese red head in her late 20s. She wore sexy lingerie and short black leather boots on high heals. Her legs looked great, but she is wearing a few kilos of dispensable fat tissues (2 kilos!). But she is sexy and completa and looks to be worth a try because of her nasty look…and her boots of course.[/QUOTE]You should try her!.. She's absolutely amazing: deep, deep, deep throated BBBJ (with the final fireworks in the manner of CIM), higher education as far as A-levels are concerned (she actually invites you to do it since, she confesses, she enjoys it more than everything else!), no problem with (a very savoury) DATY and - that's a bonus for all you Anglophones - she speaks a perfect English.
Just a little curiosity: do you think Sabrina will be too strict with the "C" in the "BJ"?...
Hi Gentlemen,
I am very impressed about your meticolous reports in this forum.
I am going to visit Liboa along with a couple of friends at the end of April this year and would like to ask some questions to the experts. We prefer exciting clubs with a little erotic show and the opportunity to have a better selection of girls rather than just visiting a private apartment.
I already have flipped through the posts and the internet sites and found the famous places like "hipopotamo" and elefante branco.
I know that these places are more expensive but the question arises: is it worth these extra spendings.
Maybe you know the "Golden Dolls" club in St Petersburg, Russia which I visited recently. They have a selection of about 40 girls, one prettier than the other, an exciting strip show and perfect service. Do you think there is a club in Lisbon which compares favourably with that description.
Thank you so much in advance. (I promise I will post my experiences)
Hi Kama Leão
I think that she will be stricter then with her beautifull butt. She is disposed to give her ass away if you go for the full hour but i think that she is harsher on her covered BJ!
Buit then again it might just be me!
[QUOTE=Tacitus]I know that these places are more expensive but the question arises: is it worth these extra spendings. [/QUOTE]Forget it. More than likely at Elefante Branco, Hipopotamo (and Gallery too), you will be ripped off. They will ask you for 200/300€ - you'll be tempted to go along with that because most of them are really astounding... - and you'll get a lousy and hurried treatment. Of course you could get lucky... but I wouldn't bet on that!
If I were you, I'd change my routine a bit and try some of the girls in the "massage clinics" or the private appartments mentioned here.
If you can read a little Portuguese try the Portugal section od the Brazilian forum GPGuia. Lots of useful hints there.
Take care.
Please look at [url]www.clinicadoprazer.com[/url] - you are getting better prices and services there.
Carlos
(p.s. the weather is so lousy - it is unbleavable for Lisboa. You are virtually washed away.)
External factors are frustrating, and next week brings more sex prison. But Murilloa saw one favourite. Ripe, ‘blonde’ Suzy of Quinta do Barão. She greeted him in a pink business suit, white stockings, basque and heels. In her warm bedroom he very slowly removed all but the stockings, exposing firm natural curves. Then she knelt, unzipped him, tugged out his eager friend and deep-throated him, uncovered…this is the eternal fantasy of visiting the thirty some secretary who drives the office crazy with lust.
She’s sensitive and sweet in the ‘entr’acte’, talks and strokes with no hurry, indeed little sense of time. No TV, no traffic noise, nobody else in the apartment crashing round the kitchen, or shitting in the bathroom, or putting you to shame with high-volume humping in the next bedroom. Best of all, no mama-san tapping at the door. Mur had already passed the hour when he requested a ‘segunda oportunidade’. “A hand job?” he timidly inquired. “Sure”, said Suzy, her handsome smile brightening the twilit room, “would you like an oily one?”
So an oily one it was, our friend turning from flopping minnow, to fat pulsating eel, to spouting sperm whale in Suzy’s slick hand. There is something exciting about the noise of an oily wank, as the pace increases, no, gentlemen? This by itself would be worth €50. Preceded as it was by a long imaginative BBBJ and fuck, we are talking top VFM.
There are compatriots of Suzy’s with photo-shopped images on PortalPrivado, vending mechanical rides at €100 and up, not a million miles from Saldanha. They should all be assembled for a ‘professional development day’ in the Café Maracanã, where the Countess of Curitiba, dressed in her business suit, would introduce a training and motivation video - of herself at work. A video is too dull? Why then, Mur himself will volunteer for a live demo.
From the sexy smile as she opens the door, to the loving hug before closing it, Suzy’s aim is to pleasure you. Which means, of course, that she receives pleasure, and respect, in return, as well as the money. A simple equation, you’d think; but beyond many Brazil bimbos.
One warning if you are returning to domestic duty after Suzy. She combines strong perfume with her own lovely aroma of femme-en-chaleur. So, even when your car is still around the corner, Dona Esposa Legal will flare her nostrils and know that you have been leaping the fence and rutting in other farmyards. It doesn’t worry Mur, who enjoys waking stiff in the solitary night to recapture the day’s joy in a faint odour. But wedded guys, use her immaculate bathroom before departure.
Gentlemen, this has been a ‘tease’, because Suzy is leaving today, Monday, on holiday to Curitiba, spending Carnival with family and returning on March 20th. Muri will be at the airport with a bunch of carnations, a bottle of Champagne, and a hard-on.
Murilloa sometimes works the Cascais Line, and so do many women, as readers know. But it was not till last month that he found the Yellow House. This seems to be a well-known ‘pit stop’ for mongers condemned by capitalism to spend years of their lives driving the ‘marginal’, the busy coast road. It is at the traffic lights where, heading W towards Cascais, you can turn N off the ‘marginal’ to cross the railway at São João. One minute’s walk from the station of that name. A Little Brazil with a fairly rapid turnover, open 24/7, charging €40 by day, €50 by night. Tel. 969256484. A good resource if you live nearby and wake at 0530 knowing you will be pronounced clinically dead if you do not get a fuck in the next hour.
It is opposite an emergency dental clinic, so if you lose your false teeth in the dark bush of a Goiás girl you can cross the road for replacements. This advantage is outweighed by the fact that, in spite of a discreet green fence and gate, you are exposed to all the cars pouring along the ‘marginal’ or stopped at the traffic light to get a better look at you, as you slink in with a thought-bubble saying ‘pussy!’ above your head. The house is, well, yellow in colour, and bears the number 11. Mur had two satisfactory bouts in ten days with a young morena, Cláudia but no second helping was offered and she was too keen to get rid of him the second time, so no repeat. She claims to have been educated in a convent - it is good to see nuns preparing their young charges for the challenges of modern life.
Probably all the girls are similar, offering a straightforward CBJ-and-ride at a fair price without aspiring to be Girl Friend or Porn Star.
Mur’s thanks for this discovery go to GPGuia, the subject of his next report.
Kama L and King Carlos are correct. Forget the nightclubs, use the clinics and private apartments.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]External factors are frustrating, and next week brings more sex prison. But Murilloa saw one favourite. Ripe, ‘blonde’ Suzy of Quinta do Barão. She greeted him in a pink business suit, white stockings, basque and heels. In her warm bedroom he very slowly removed all but the stockings, exposing firm natural curves. Then she knelt, unzipped him, tugged out his eager friend and deep-throated him, uncovered. This is the eternal fantasy of visiting the thirty some secretary who drives the office crazy with lust.
She’s sensitive and sweet in the ‘entr’acte’, talks and strokes with no hurry, indeed little sense of time. No TV, no traffic noise, nobody else in the apartment crashing round the kitchen, or shitting in the bathroom, or putting you to shame with high-volume humping in the next bedroom. Best of all, no mama-san tapping at the door. Mur had already passed the hour when he requested a ‘segunda oportunidade’ “A hand job?” he timidly inquired. “Sure”, said Suzy, her handsome smile brightening the twilit room, “would you like an oily one?”
So an oily one it was, our friend turning from flopping minnow, to fat pulsating eel, to spouting sperm whale in Suzy’s slick hand. There is something exciting about the noise of an oily wank, as the pace increases, no, gentlemen? This by itself would be worth €50. Preceded as it was by a long imaginative BBBJ and fuck, we are talking top VFM.
There are compatriots of Suzy’s with photo-shopped images on PortalPrivado, vending mechanical rides at €100 and up, not a million miles from Saldanha. They should all be assembled for a ‘professional development day’ in the Café Maracanã, where the Countess of Curitiba, dressed in her business suit, would introduce a training and motivation video - of herself at work. A video is too dull? Why then, Mur himself will volunteer for a live demo.
From the sexy smile as she opens the door, to the loving hug before closing it, Suzy’s aim is to pleasure you. Which means, of course, that she receives pleasure, and respect, in return, as well as the money. A simple equation, you’d think; but beyond many Brazil bimbos.
One warning if you are returning to domestic duty after Suzy. She combines strong perfume with her own lovely aroma of femme-en-chaleur. So, even when your car is still around the corner, Dona Esposa Legal will flare her nostrils and know that you have been leaping the fence and rutting in other farmyards. It doesn’t worry Mur, who enjoys waking stiff in the solitary night to recapture the day’s joy in a faint odour. But wedded guys, use her immaculate bathroom before departure.
Gentlemen, this has been a ‘tease’, because Suzy is leaving today, Monday, on holiday to Curitiba, spending Carnival with family and returning on March 20th. Muri will be at the airport with a bunch of carnations, a bottle of Champagne, and a hard-on.[/QUOTE]Tease or no tease, would you be so kind as to allow us to share the scented intimacy of Suzy's 'boudoir' (when she returns)? I mean, Mur, such prosaic things as phone number and where the hell is Quinta do Barão? Yes, Mur, even though I'm a local, I haven't the faintest idea...
By all means, sir: sorry to be so coy:
91 459 7733 is the lady's number. She promised that she would be using the same number and the same boudoir on returning to Lusitania's sunlit shores in late March.
Harry Hymes and Mur reported enthusiastically when she first arrived on the scene - search this thread for 'Carcavelos'.
Which gives a clue about location. Some five minutes’ walk N from the church in Carcavelos village, is a recent urbanization called ‘Quinta do Barão’ where you will find Suzy’s hot little nest.
She has also received admiring ‘TDs’ on another web site known to both of us:
[url]http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=31147[/url]
More about location:
[url]http://www.jf-carcavelos.pt/vista/default.asp[/url]
Looking at this aerial view, the Quinta is just above and to the right of the red number (8)
A worthy effort from the local freguesia, but they will not be doing their job for the public until they produce a properly numbered and regularly updated street map of the area, indicating names, services and prices of all the local ladies…
[QUOTE=Murilloa]By all means, sir: sorry to be so coy:
91 459 7733 is the lady's number. She promised that she would be using the same number and the same boudoir on returning to Lusitania's sunlit shores in late March.
Harry Hymes and Mur reported enthusiastically when she first arrived on the scene - search this thread for 'Carcavelos'.
Which gives a clue about location. Some five minutes’ walk N from the church in Carcavelos village, is a recent urbanization called ‘Quinta do Barão’ where you will find Suzy’s hot little nest.
She has also received admiring ‘TDs’ on another web site known to both of us:
[url]http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=31147[/url]
More about location:
[url]http://www.jf-carcavelos.pt/vista/default.asp[/url]
Looking at this aerial view, the Quinta is just above and to the right of the red number (8)
A worthy effort from the local freguesia, but they will not be doing their job for the public until they produce a properly numbered and regularly updated street map of the area, indicating names, services and prices of all the local ladies…[/QUOTE]
Many, many thanks on behalf of the IBoM/PS (International Brotherhood of Mongers/Portuguese Section).
Hi folks!
I just had the previlege to have the company of a former english college friend of mine for the past four days. He got here on saturday and from there on I showed him around. To tell the truth we started on the otherwise decadent classic sunday evening drive!
Saturday was a freebie-try night and the rest was funtime allround! First he was amazed by the prices as I was checking about two clubs and two appartments on sunday late afternoon and evening. On monday I left him at Saldanha, while I was heading to work making sure he had a phone and all the directions with him. I was kind of intrigued what priece the ladies would ask him. I told him 100 gives you an hour, some ask for 120, few for 70 (unfortunately). He only speaks about 20 dirty spanish worlds so I was quite dazzeled when he told me the following: I left him at Saldanha and he wandered around, got to the Sheraton, got inside, got up to the roofbar and ordered some drink. Called the ladies and...none could talk english! After a few calls one woman gave the telephone to a guy! He told him he would get down and pick him up in front of the Portugal Telekom building (just in front). So he did and he finnally made it to the appartment at floor 7th D on door number 3! The best part they didn´t take advantage of him and he had a great time for the following three days there and everywhere he got. He told me most of the places had no clients at early and mid-afternoon and so they were happy to have him!
I think he was delighted with the amount of Brasileiras, and he was glad to pay 100 euros for the hour or more!
Strange that none! of the girls spoke english!
He tried to get to KM (Klub Mirage) but he didn´t get it and was pleased to go to all the avenidas novas brothels in Lisbon.
[url]www.asensual.com[/url]
Vitória... 964680568
Basement flat in Parede, near the church (go to confession before or after, as you wish) between the Galp station and the marginal.
Not to be confused with two famous blonde Vitórias, one Portuguese chick who graced the brothel in SS Pedreira before sadly disappearing, and the other Brazil babe who worked this same Parede basement (in Portuguese, 'cave') before, also, vanishing into thin air.
Both these blondies Muri would be happy to meet again. Where are they now? Portuguese Vitória was a tall slender beauty. Brazilian Vitória was a horny girl who loved her job, especially the BBBJ part of it.
This new incarnation is from São Paulo, has longish sleek black hair and a full curvy figure without being overweight, yet. The website gives her age as 19, which is plain stupid, by the same scale Muri is 32. But the photos, here,
[url]http://www.asensual.com/gall/displayimage.php?album=13&pos=70[/url]
tell no lies about her body. They don't show her face, which is pretty enough, and expressive during the action. She fucks with relish, €50 half an hour, BJ is covered.
In the last two weeks, up to now, I spent 220 euros.
The bad experience was the place near the tribunal in Cascais. I was there once, some time ago. It got worse. Most of the girls are either fat, cross-eyed or just plainly unatractive. The best looking of the lot was called Carol. The girl in the phone, before I arrived, promised a number of services and availability that simply wasn't there. 50 euro for a half baked CBJ and a half decent fuck. Brazillians all.
Cláudia, in Casa Amarela (read Murilloa's posts below) was fully worth her 40 euro. Beautiful girl, nice attitude, decent CBJ, nice straight fuck. The other girls in the place also seemed promising. Brazillian.
For something more special, there's Patrícia in Amadora. She was on her last day in the place when I visited, told me she was moving to a more central place (bad for people driving, better for people taking the train). The girl charges 30 euro for a BBBJ and sex, no anal. I just enjoyed the BBBJ with CIM. The performance was much more energetic than what I appreciate, actually, but when in a dire need of a blow job, this is a good option. If I find her current phone number, I'll post it. Brazillian.
The best spent money was the 100 euro for Diana, from MK. Absolutely wonderful hour, like a dream. The girl is stunning and lovely. The sex is of the best "girl next door" or "girlfriend" variety. There's space for hard and rough, maybe, but there's also space for tender care, definitively. I hope to be able to get back to MK to stay with Cláudia again. Both these girls are Portuguese.
Hi guys, Hi Muri:
Well i´m new here, but i´ve been reading this forum for some time and its like i allready know you, well at least some of you.
Like a good and devoted monger It´s time for me to share with you guys some good intel about hot pussy for sale in Lisbon, at least the ones i have no douts in recomending and that i´m quite surprised that are not mencioned here yet.
So to start, today i´m gonna tell you about this club in Lisbon, situated in the blocks right in front of "El Corte Ingles" shopping center,the Bairro Azul,well not about the club itself, called Garage Klub,rather shitty IMO, but about Carolina, the jewel of the crown in that place.
I´ve noticed that some of you prefer the Portuguese grils to the Brasilian, well so time to meet one more:Carolina is a Portuguese girl, i´d give her about 24/25 yo, tall shes about 175cm plus high heels, big lovelly round bum, long perfect legs, beautiful natural big 38 tits and nice face also, a real horny next door type of girl, if you know what i mean.
This girl sells her companionship for the price of 50€ half an hour and 80 € one hour, which in her case i think its value for money, a real bargain. Her only restrictions are her ass that she wont give away and kisses that she keeps for her boyfriend.
When I got there i picked the half hour program, which is fair enough, for me anyway.
And folks i have have to tell you that this girl provides probably one of the best sucks available in Lisbon Area, at least she would win a medal for this if there was any blow job competition in the olimpics.
She provides a devastating BBBJ, its absolutly amazing to see your dick desapearing all the way in her beautifull mouth and throat.
Amazing the effort i had to make in order not come in her mouth because i still wanted to taste her beautifull pussy and so i did. Started Doggy and finished in the regular Mammy-Daddy.Came all the way over her big tits.
You can check her pics at [url]www.asensual.com[/url] and [url]www.acompanhanteslux.com[/url]
Highly recomended folks.
Hot Erika, once working in Avenida Roma just disappeared. For sure she doesn´t work there any more.
Did some of the mongers have the luck to meet her recently?
Would be important to track her and not losing such great despenser of pleasure.
Prime Rose
Hi,
I read all your information for having good time in Lisbon.
i will be in Lisbon for the next 2 days. Can you advise me adresses for :
- outcall a girl in my hotel for the evening (restaurant + sex)
- the best appartment in town for now.
I went to all these website (appartodox, portalprivado). Are all these photos real ?
Regards all.
Manu, the photos are real, as far as you can call photos real in the age of Adobe PhotoShop.
There are some staggeringly beautiful top model style girls on sale in Lisbon for €150 the hour, just as in London there are some gorgeous ladies at £150 the hour.
In both cities, you may enjoy an experience you will remember on your deathbed, or you may get a wooden, bad-tempered mechanical performance to make you wish you had spent the money on drink.
Some of the PP girls do hotels, and no doubt they will not object to eating in a smart restaurant before you take them back to your room to fuck them.
The best apartment in town right now is Mirage Klub... which leads us to
Harry:
welcome back, and yes, indeed, Diana... what more can be said of this priceless young woman?
Hi Murilloa,
Could you give the address or phone number of the Mirage Klub?
Thanks again for your advises.
Manu
Costa da Caparica, 968 876 132. Arriving to Costa from the highway, turn left on the first crossing and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left. Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. The ladies are nearby.
(This is also near the place where most of the buses have their final stop here.)
There are 3 Russian ladies here. I was met by two (the other was busy), Ana and Natalie. I'd say they are in their thirties or late twenties. Natalie was quite atractive, in a shy way. Both have more weight than recommended, but not too much. BBBJ with CIM possible. DFK throughout. No anal. 50 euros for one unhurried hour. Cozy place, lovely lovely ladies.
I asked them if they'd be available for a threesome. Yes. 80 euros for one hour for both.
Let's put this thus: Good things have a way of disappearing fast. As this is almost too good and too good value to be true, I'm quite sure they'll be gone before I'll be able to return. That's life, as I have experienced it.
Well, at least you now know about the place.
Mirage Klub Rua Rodrigues Sampaio 30A 5 'D'
912 650 077
Metro to Avenida
Map at this link, MK is by the 'p' of 'Sampaio'
[url]http://www.hot-maps.de/europe/portugal/lisbon/homees.html[/url]
Hope this helps and be sure to report back: other mongers have been here, enjoyed the benefit of our local knowledge and then have not bothered to describe their experiences - this is the height of discourtesy.
What is the SW scene like in Lisbon?
I have read about Intendente red light area -- is this OK to visit during daylight hours (it sounds like Raval area in Barcelona).
Looking for mature latino MILFs with nearby room.
AP.
[QUOTE=Alfonso]What is the SW scene like in Lisbon?
I have read about Intendente red light area -- is this OK to visit during daylight hours (it sounds like Raval area in Barcelona).
Looking for mature latino MILFs with nearby room.
AP.[/QUOTE]Don't you EVER, EVER, dare go there!!!... It's very much like the last circle of Hell:hard drugs dealing, the kind of hookers you'd pray never to haunt your worst nightmares, you would most likely get mugged in broad daylight!
I'm not sure abouy MILFs. But you can look up the previous post, lots of info there.
Yes, be very careful if you think you really must visit Intendente. And if you are seeking MILFs, this is not the place.
Intendente features the full panorama of the street down-and-out drug scene, plus some hapless young African girls, and a handful of GEMAs (Grandmothers Even Murilloa Abstains).
By day this area is scary but visitable if you are that kind of streetwise sociologist. By night... well, Mur has never been there by night, which is why he is alive to write this.
If you want MILFs, read the Correio da Manhã 'convivio' ads, here,
[url]http://classificadoscm.xl.pt/adlist.php[/url]
and most days you will find ads like these:
Quarentona... Meiguinha... Peitão 50... Oral Espetacular... Prazer Mútuo... 962964008... 24hrs...
Senhora... Quarentona... Morenaça... Pinguelinho Grandinho... Estimulante... Oral Natural... Saldanha... 964996553
Odivelas... Quarentona convive cavalheiros... Segunda a Domingo... Tm.965850856
Trintona... Loiraça... Peitão 46... Rijinho... Bumbum Brincalhão... Oral natural... 2ª Oportunidade... Sozinha... 960193401
Moscavide... Quarentona toda boa... +Amigas Meiguinhas... Desinibidas... 20 Cravos È 964380890
Trintona... Rechochuda... Peito XXL... Completa... Convívio... Apartamento luxo... 965263337... Linha Estoril...
'quarentona' is forty year old, 'trintona' is thirty-some. But Alfonso you probably speak Spanish and do not need to be told this.
MILFs do not usually appeal to Muri. His ideal is a petite 25 year old Portuguese woman with smooth brown all-over tanned firm body, tight shaven pussy. long brown-auburn hair, tiny cute hands and feet, and wide blue eyes, who is a goddess of the art of love.
Diana.
What the fuck goes on in the Raval quarter of Barcelona?
Hi all,
I'm visiting Lisbon in three weeks for a few days. Anyone got useful info on the scene? What is the SW scene like? Any clubs that are not tourist rip-off merchants? Apartments/Brothels? Black/Brazilian girls? I don't speak Portuguese, unfortunately. Not familiar with city so pretty exact addresses would be helpful.
Thanking everyone in advance.
[QUOTE=Ichabodcrane12]Hi all,
I'm visiting Lisbon in three weeks for a few days. Anyone got useful info on the scene? What is the SW scene like? Any clubs that are not tourist rip-off merchants? Apartments/Brothels? Black/Brazilian girls? I don't speak Portuguese, unfortunately. Not familiar with city so pretty exact addresses would be helpful.
Thanking everyone in advance.[/QUOTE]Try reading some of the previous posts here. All of them are still quite up to date.
Dear Alfonso,
Even disagreeing partly. . I must however praise both Murilloa´s and Kama Leao´s advice and protective attitude concerning your eventual visit to the area of Intendente.
Yes. Intendente is in general terms similar to Raval in Barcelona. A bit more run down. More exposed. And yet more breathtaking for those who seek a more hard core sort of ultimate experience in terms. Of street survival and smartness. A little of a road movie. Bronx late hours sort of experience transfered to sexual and mongering adventure.
I am probably one of the few portuguese that have acquainted this area in his early teenage. So I do know what I am speaking about.
Intendente is in fact an area where I used to take students when I decided to get to know them better in any available budget pensao. After some excruciating days or weeks of imposed celibacy.
It was a quite genuine area with its sociological idosyncrasies. Like spoting a pimp. Sharpening his nails with one of their menacing spring pocket knives. But let me tell you something. In those years. Intendente was a safe heaven and a pearl compared for instance to Bairro Alto or even Cais do Sodre. Which were the infamous areas of Lisbon.
With time Intendente has degraded. And has both above mentioned distinguished members have stated it has become a nest for drugaddicted acid head hoes and small time drug dealers or pushers, has one calls them in street slang!
But nothing more than that. If you preserve your coolness, do not overindulge in alcohol or other substances. Do not show off or hostilize anybody and keep the senses for distance and approach, if you do so you ll not be in danger. Unless you try to stop somebody running with a knife in his hand. And you would like to play the hollywood sort of hero.
I am a veteran of some of the most dangerous countries in this world. I have seen some honky tonky stuff in Intendente like a guy getting a bad trip and trying to stab people that would step into his way. But this you can see in Amsterdam, Hamburg, Seville or in any other city in Europe or elsewhere.
As I said before, it is worth the visit if you appreciate world music. Some joints have the genuine feeling of West African music with the Kwassa Kwassa or the Zoukouss rythms or even the Coladeira from the Cape Verde Islands. And the decor of the inevitable african female exotic seduction!
So in other wordS it is one of the few places in Europe that you can come across the real maccoy in terms of experiencing an african home away feeling. Believe me I have worked and been to most West Africa with Congo, Senegal and Nigeria included. And that gentlemen takes the cake in terms of danger. Intendente is by no means nearby that reality.
Apart of your mongering aims it can be worth a visit. To experience something new.
Tell me about it if you feel for it. And happy discovery voyage!
Gabrielsilva
Truly interesting. There are some mongers here who only visit once to ask for information and who cannot even bother themselves to read back a few pages to find it.
Then after their visit to Lisbon, they do not even trouble themselves to write a report.
They will not be seeking a history lesson.
But Muri and others would enjoy hearing about the old times in Cais do Sodré (now a parody of a dead-red-light-district) and Bairro Alto (now a grafitti-and-caipirinha park for tourists)
tell us, senhor.
Something to entertain Muri who has had a financial setback and therefore a long spell in sex prison coming up.
Diana - can you see the old asshole in the prison uniform waving his soiled handkerchief at you from between the bars of the high security cell on the top floor of the jail?
That's your Muri...stay chaste, babe, stay faithful until his sentence ends.
[QUOTE=Gabrielsilva] As I said before, it is worth the visit if you appreciate world music.[/QUOTE]A bit beside the point, don't you think?
On the other hand, after visiting Intendente, Alfonso might probably acquire Van Gogh's ear for music.
[QUOTE=Gabrielsilva] Apart of your mongering aims it can be worth a visit. To experience something new.
(...)
And happy discovery voyage! [/QUOTE]Discovery, most certainly. "Happy", I beg to differ.
Hallo Garielsilva -
I know Intendente since 1974 when I was a young soldier waiting to be ordered to Angola. During these days you have seen a lot of the young lads with very little money there and it was a kind of low(est) prostitution there. There had been a lot of cheap alcohol there but not real drugs - I assume in those days the hoes did not earn enough for this. - Remember how poor it was (and is)? Dirty little Pensaos (5€ for the trick), cheap perfume, nothing to clean up - juck!!!
I agree with you - it is still little Western Africa in Lisboa. But I must admit - I had enough of Western Africa.
Carlos
Dear Friends,
I intended to write an extensive report about the good old times around the infamous quarters of Lisbon that I happened to mention in my previous report in order to cater for Mr. Muriloas curiosity!
I did not intend to be disrespectful or aim any pretentious criticism to your previous reports, but solely to cast some light into an area that has been in my opinion depicted as extremely dangerous,which in my humble opinion does not deserve that severe criticism.
I saw words like : " the last circle of hell ", and even taking into account that the author of those words is deliberatly exagerating to create an impact upon the cautiousness of our presumptive visitor Alfonso it still is in my opinion unfair to allocate such a label to the area in which a lot of honourable Lisboners live .
Earlier today I had in fact written an historical synopsis about the other two areas : Cais Sodre and Bairro Alto vis a vis Intendente, unfortunately I am a very clumsy internet user and I have the bad habit of letting every beauty step into my messanger ,and ask me for whatever whims that may cross their lovely minds.
Therefore today when I was about to finish that report , an extensive one by the way, some young lady from Oporto decided to ask me to send her some music by the MSN, and the whole vanished just as by magic, and of course I got quite frustrated , since I was having quite a hint of inspiration while writng those lines !
So I appologize for that, honestly I had been quite grateful to have given you some funny stories to laugh about !
Other opportunities will come to keep the promise and I enjoy the opotunity to salute all the members of the Lisbon board , Mr Murilloa in particular which I in an earlier report that i Submited in the mid January in the Colombian section I praised for his values and his talented literary ability !
Well I hope to be able to return as soon as possible with that promised report .
Once again my sinceres apologies for this flaw ,other opportunities will araise .
Greetings to everybody from Sweden from the city of Gothenburg.
Not much has happened lately, only a few visits to Saldanha´s 100 dolar parlours and… a visit to the newly discovered Vip Bar near Sintra.
It seems incredible but this place is not new but one had never heard of it before someone posted about it in gpguia. Finally there is a forum for Portuguese native speakers (as well as a translation for every foreigner). But I promise myself and every reader I will stick sticky as always to this pioneer forum. My nick is the same in gpguia, just to mention.
I got there easily, just took the terrible IC 19, got of just before enchanting Sintra, following direction of Ericeira-Mafra, continued on this new highway till it ended a few miles after and got on with the trip leaving the directions of Ericeira behind and followed to Pero Pinheiro and at the next intersection I got in front where it says Lameiras I believe and 100 yards later there was a little left turn saying «Vip». I got there early at half past ten in the night the parking lot was still shamelessly empty. I immediately felt under cover, no one could possibly know me around here. Got into the bar past a window door, not those all metal full jacket type of door! That looked pleasing.
Inside the place looked like any medium sized bar, a bit dark with around 50 couch seats, four customers and about 5 girls from Brazil. Upstairs you can find the a snooker table and…the rooms of course. Got myself a beer and took a seat by myself to check out the ambiance! Paula, a big Brazilian blond approached me, nice voice and conversation but I passed. Next I demanded a tall brunette to take a place next to me. Her name was Fernanda and we had a nice chat but at a closer look she was not my style. I asked for a friend of her, she said the blonde one? That is Janette! Janette came over in her high heel boots wearing a black long dress. She had a nice dirty smile, not anything beautiful but *****ly sexy! I liked her look and we shared a smoke or two. No paying drinks was needed and we talked about what would be possible with her. She stated the same as the former girls: 40 for 20 min. In the forum I read 35 was the hanging price but I learnt differently. Anyway after a few smokes I decided to have her! Sex was straight and with condom as usual and as I recommend it in places like this! She sucks and fucks for 20 min showing good talent.
I will return to this place was what I was thinking when I came down the stairs! And I will!
Hello Zé,
Glad some of you finally found the way to those rare and hidden places in the Lisbon area were you can have a late night fuck with a young, nice looking brasilian girl at affordable prices.
Personnaly I think its outrageous to pay 200 € for half an hour of hurried and lousy sex, but. Well that´s me.
If you return there, and I think you will, like I do anyway, I strongly recomend you to fuck Sofia, the tall brunette, with long perfect legs, round perfect brasilian ass. For me the best fuck in that place at the moment, far better than Janete that I also fucked some time ago, and that I already know for quite so time.
This Sofia for 40 € gives her mouth, pussy and ass away, in all Kamasutra positions you can imagine always keeping a smiling face of whom you fell really enjoys and takes pleasure herself also while working...Well this girl working or not likes to fuck and that makes sex far more spiccier...Thats it.
Them you tell me Zé. If you don't like her you can envoice me the 40 €.
Thank you for kind words GS, which Muri did not see back in January in the Colombia section.
Ay, ay, hijo de todas las putas... to be in Colombia now, instead of sex prison...
But financial matters may not be as disastrous as painted recently, so a prompt return to action is a distinct possibility.
Just like Ze D, Mur had not heard of the VIP place before immersing himself in local folklore and intensive Portuguese lessons over at GPGuia.
On the 'to do' list...
Thanks to the good fellow mongers at WSG (especially Murilloa), my brief visit to Lisbon was a success. Since I was staying at a 5-star hotel, I decided to start with a fancy nightclub, and I had a good idea what to expect.
Went to Gallery, easy to find, but at 9:30 pm it was still empty with many waiters but no girls. They started coming in but they ate dinner first, so was surrounded by a bevy of good looking girls (7 to 9’s) eating. At past 10 some girls arrived to walk around. The first girl to approach was a sweet Brasilia called Julia – short with good curves and obvious man-mades. She spoke a little English, so we were able to communicate. She was a lot of fun, easy to talk to, and quite sexy with holding hands and touching body parts. She was quite pretty with sexy full lips, so when she suggested €200 for no time limit, I decided not to shop further.
We went back to my hotel after paying my €40 for 3 drinks (2 beer for me and a port for her) and there she continued to be fun and easy going. She had a full but toned body with a nice ass. Kissed well even if only LFK, and the only disappointment was no BBBJ. She gave a nice CBJ though, and then we fucked in several positions, with her initiating reverse doggie with me sitting down and her standing. We finally finished with a hard standing doggie, with me yelling into her great ass. Afterwards she said she came, which wasn’t usual for her, but she may have been acting. Whatever, she was still lovely, cuddling and talking, and finally finishing with a decent massage. I was too wrecked to go again, but she stayed over 2 hours and we had a great GFE experience. I don’t usually like or need the emotional fix, but she was so attentive and tried so hard with her English that she was quite endearing. So, I would recommend if someone likes petite with decent manmades and attentive service. L 8.5, A 9.5, S 8. Next time, Mirage Klub!
Tried this MP-type apartment near the Sofitel on Ave Liberdade. Again, had no trouble finding the place thanks to detailed instructions from Muri.
Had a choice of 5 or 6 Brasilias, ranging from 6 to 8. Chose Veronica, a petite blonde. Toned body, perky tits, slightly chunkier bottom than I usually like, but an interesting feature was that she had full braces on her teeth. Wasn’t sure how that would be but her DFK and BBBJ were terrific – perhaps because of the danger factor? She didn’t speak much English, but was sweet and accommodating, so we finished in missionary with me holding her arms above her head. Very nice for the €100/hr. L 8, A 8, S 9.
The hostess was particularly nice…after meeting all the girls, she came in and told me that the girls thought I was handsome and offered two girls for me! I would go back (and I did!).
MI
For my last Lisbon experience, I went back to MK on a Saturday afternoon, and was shown by the hostess 3 lovely ladies, including the previous Veronica (who did not look as cute somehow on 2nd look). Decided to take the prettiest girl, which was the hostess, who was dressed in sexy lingerie and spoke good English. When asked her name again, she said Diana, and I thought, My God, I’ve struck gold with Murilloa’s goddess! She was as he described…young, pretty, slim, with perky breasts and an easygoing attitude. My hopes abounded for a truly memorable session.
Alas, my session with Diana did not match the rapture experienced by Muri. Although the shared shower was sensuous and fun, she turned out to have too many restrictions for me. No kissing, BBBJ or DATY (which I don’t usually do, but her slim ass and legs and beautiful nether region tempted me to no end). Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think so, being a very clean and respectful gentleman client. Soft kisses over the body were nice, but the CBJ wasn’t anything special. Still, she was small and tight, and being buried to the hilt in a such a pretty young thing is still all good. We did a couple of positions, and I finished again in missionary, with a powerful orgasm. Maybe not the best experience, but still very pleasant. L 8.5, A 8, S 6. I wouldn’t repeat with her simply because I like BBBJ and kissing too much.
But, thanks to all for posting and helping a visitor to your splendid city. I can't wait to return and try out other hobbying venues.
MI.
Hy Folks:
Another girl that you deserve to know about, just in case you pass by the sunny town of Cascais,and fell like having some action is Rafaela.
Rafaela is a stunning blonde brasilian girl, 29 yo, about 170 cm, perfect long legs, nice boobs and a cock stiffning brasilian ass that will drive you nuts...
IMHO shes also one of the sweetest girls i´ve known in this "business".
I´ve already been with her for 3 times but i think i will come back for some more. It seems i just dont get tired of her, although i´m not the "regular client" type of monger, but well, this one as become somehow an exception to that rule.
She works in a very nice apartment near the Rugby field in Cascais and 50 € is what will cost you one hour of what i consider a "premium" experience in terms of financially induced sex relationships...That makes time spent with her surelly to be among the best, if not the best Quality / Cost Ratio available in the market.
You can check her pics at [url]www.asensual.com[/url] but i must warn you that the photos dont make her justice, shes a lot more than that live.
Another girl i fucked last weekend was Leticia from Oeiras, a sweet brasilian amerindian, well known already here, specially with Muri.
I´ve been with her quite a few times, mainly because of three factors:
1) Shes nice and sweet and sucks better than average IMHO
2) Shes available 24/7
3) The price is also very nice.
So from time to time i go to Oeiras for an emergency late night fuck in Leticia´s place. And I've always been very well treated.
She's what I call value for money
Muri's turn to beg for information.
Johnnie, where exactly has that trusty 'emergency' girl Leticia installed her new nest? Sadly she's no longer by the Palmeiras Shopping centre so the days of sex followed by Sushi are past.
But how deep into the Oeiras labyrinth has she gone? Last time Mur called the number another Brazil babe answered and the directions were incomprehensible, at least to this extrangeiro......
I found her in an apartment block zone behind the Camara Municipal de Oeiras Muri.
If you go by car you have to go up the road just on the right side of the camara municipal building, then you follow straight ahead for about 400 mts and you turn at your 2nd road in your left, then you must be in a large avenue that leeds you to the Oeiras Park Shopping center area, in the middle of this avenue you see a Totta Bank, once there you turn right and go straight ahead for 200 mts. you then will see a butcher called "Talho do Victor" in this buildings.
Those are the same blocks where sweet Leticias love nest is, so once there you have to park, and the door nº is 7, the entrance is by the parking lot area.
Have a nice fuck with Leticia Muri.
Kama Leão's turn to beg for information.
Muri, do you have any inside information on the whereabouts of Suzy from Carcavelos? You had so generously told us that, from the 20th March on, she would return to the fair shores of Lusitania. As you might easily guess, from the very early hours of that day, I've been trying to call her to no avail: the call is always directed to her voice-mail and there's no way I can reach her.
Pray tell me: is the demure goddess gone for good? Is there the slightest chance that sex-hungry Kama Leão might taste the aroma of the nymph?
And while we're on the subject: don't argue on vile financial aspects (yes, go ahead, be poor and wondrously happy, and bravely burn your last 100€!...) and walk proudly and firmly towards Classic Ladies. Alexandra - the supreme sex-experience that, many years from now, a very old and still vaguely turned-on by the Feminine Principle Muri will go on boring his granchildren to death with - is back on stage until the end of this very month!!! Afterwards, she'll be gone for good.
You wouldn't like to be known as Muri-the-one-that-never-really-knew-Heaven, would you?
Coming to Lisbon on Monday to Wednesday next week and staying at Sofitel.
Any recommendations for entertainment.
[QUOTE=Gabrielsilva]Dear Alfonso,
Even disagreeing partly. . I must however praise both Murilloa´s and Kama Leao´s advice and protective attitude concerning your eventual visit to the area of Intendente.
Yes. Intendente is in general terms similar to Raval in Barcelona. A bit more run down. More exposed. And yet more breathtaking for those who seek a more hard core sort of ultimate experience in terms. Of street survival and smartness. A little of a road movie. Bronx late hours sort of experience transfered to sexual and mongering adventure.
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Intendente sounds a dangerous area. So is Raval in Barcelona (after dark). In daytime it is scuzzy but you can find SWs who want to do business.
Are there places in Lisbon where SWs operate, with rooms nearby? As mentioned, I prefer mature latinos -- they are good value.
Thanx,
Alfonso
[QUOTE=Alfonso]Intendente sounds a dangerous area. So is Raval in Barcelona (after dark). In daytime it is scuzzy but you can find SWs who want to do business.
Ola Alfonso.
This is becoming a habit! Well. I may not be the most indicated guide or mongering pilot!
But what the heck even despite being far. Far away from by beloved city of Lisbon and not having set my foot on national soil for the last 12 years I still think that Avenida da Liberdade would cater for your primary needs, if you mean street walkers and nearby pensiones!
Well I do not envy you! I just got myself a good deal over the phone. Some norwegian couple just have had the freshness to invite me over for a menage a trois.
Well I met them yesterday outside a strip-tease club that I have refered in the Swedish section earlier. I normally do some shuttle service for the visitors and strippers of that famous club, and sometimes I get involved in such crazy offers!
A couple of weeks ago I endep up with a 21 year old brunette stunt of half american and venezuelan ancestry from the fathers side and swedish from the mother. So You can just imagine the beauty. Lovely brown eyes. Darker hair. Slim body, like top model and green /greyish eyes and lots of temperamento and latin sensuality and swedish sexual perseverance!
Since I could not bring her to my apartment. You know. And she still lived with her parents in their pent house. What a feeling of horny despair. We both wanted to score and I was trying to find a place since it was already daylight that Sunday morning and we did not want to invite curious eyes into our first sexual date. The car runing out of gas. She panting in despair. Crazy life!
Well we ended up inside my car at the edge of a snow coated golf course both naked inside the car. Doing swedish gymnastics other then the one normaly aimed for golfers!
She called me back a few nights ago so I assume that she enjoyed that adventure in the wilderness, but unfortunately I could not score again with her that night due to professional reasons, but somehow is a relief even if I am middle aged 46. And she was a cutie, so she might just be gone forever, its like gambling easy come easy go!
Sorry Alfonso. I just got a little bit carried away, it may be the feeling of antecipation about what fate is going to bring with this norwegian couple. Who are going to call me in about one hours time!
Alfonso getting back to your subject, if you pick up Correio da Manha, there are plenty of ladies of diferent ages and kinds that will be able to quench your desire, and most are located in the central areas of avenidas novas such as for instance Saldanha which match no comparison for the better in terms of safety then those exposed areas that we mentioned in the earlier postings.
Saludos
Gab
[QUOTE=Gabrielsilva]Far away from by beloved city of Lisbon and not having set my foot on national soil for the last 12 years I still think that Avenida da Liberdade would cater for your primary needs, if you mean street walkers and nearby pensiones![/QUOTE]That's what being "far away from your beloved city of Lisbon and not having set your foot on national soil for the last 12 years" does to you!...
Avenida da Liberdade is no longer what it used to be. And the same goes to your "romantic" view of the ethnic "melting pot" of Intendente.
Happy ménage-à-trois!
A busy Saturday night on this board!
So, kind and good colleagues, - in no special order:
Simon Pooh: At the Sofitel you are perfectly placed. Take the time to read through pages and pages of information here on this friendly board. Begin with Man1 who recently stayed at the Sofi and had a very disappointing visit, getting laid only three times in 36 hours. We English boys do not have the sexual energy of the locals. If you read this whole board attentively, your only problem will be making up your mind where to begin.
Gabriel Silva: a Norwegian 'ménage à trois', indeed? I hope your pious Portuguese mother isn't reading this on a Sunday of all things. The ungodly North has corrupted you. Next thing we hear, you'll be attending one of those disgusting, satanic 'sacred rose' parties in London...
have fun, whatever you do and wherever it goes.
Johnnie: Many thanks. Tomorrrow, se deus quiser, Mur will reacquaint himself with our Amerindan sweetie. She's just picked up a negative TD down at the Guia, so she may need to be cheered up by an old familiar... face. Talho Victor - cut me some prime 'lombo'...
and last but not least, Kama L: yes, the continuing absence of Suzy is frustrating and worrying. Mur hasn't reached the voicemail: the number he uses, which is the one she had in the CM, 913473133, has been inherited by two women who advertise themselves as students, Portuguese, first timers... Mur supposed they were keeping the apartment warm while Suzy was away. But Thursday, that number was answered by a Brazilian voice which laughed sarcastically and said 'There's no Suzy at this number, there's never been a Suzy here, forget Suzy!'
Forget Suzy? As if that were possible. Let us still hope that her majestic voluptuosity is biding another week in Curitiba, soon to bring fragrant springtime and a rush of lifegiving sap to Lusitania's eager mongers. When this happy event occurs, Mur will take out a full-page ad in CM to spread the gospel.
Sunday morning... to church, or to the Yellow House? That is the question, that is the existential dilemma, my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen...
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Sunday morning... to church, or to the Yellow House? That is the question, that is the existential dilemma, my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen...[/QUOTE]Don't know about Sunday. But, mark my words, save the little (?) you have for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday with The-Amazing-Otherworldly-Supernatural-Mind Expanding-Ball Exploding-Alexandra-Experience!
[QUOTE=Kama Leão]
Avenida da Liberdade is no longer what it used to be. And the same goes to your "romantic" view of the ethnic "melting pot" of Intendente.
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Is the action poor on Avenida da Liberdade? Can you suggest other reasonably safe areas in Lisbon where there are SWs and nearby pensions?
If not, I may have to try the Correio da Manha.
AP.
Muri,
I think that you can rest, your Susi from Carcavelos as been reported as being back in Portugal, so they say in GPGuia.
Have a nice trip to Carcavelos.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]A busy Saturday night on this board!
Dear Mur ,
I really enjoyed your funny comment about my lack of sexual decency and moral values having been shettered in this Scandinavian diaspora !
Well in fact, I had submitted a report about that threesome, and I happened to bring up some interesting points of view that I was delighted to present to the forum.
But guess what happened ?
When I was submitting the report and pressed the button something was telling me the server was not available , than I tried a couple of more times,and as a result, the whole thing just vanished !
This is not the first time it also happened a few weeks ago after being done with an extensive report!
It is regretable mostly because it took me almost one hour to put some thoughts together and write it, damn it !
Well, I still hope that it might have gone through but I doubt it, since the sign for sucessfully having submitted the report did not show up!
Well I ll try to submit a shorter one....by tomorrow
greetings to everybody
Gab
Well, Alfonso, if you 'have to' try CM there are just 21 pages of ads online this morning.
Unfortunately a search for Carcavelos offers 11 announcements - a full football team - but none of them is Suzy and none of them features her old number. We must continue to watch and hope, and make do with one of the other few thousand charming Lisbon ladies who will exchange sex for money today.
Now, Alexandra of Classic ladies, KL: didn't it say somewhere in the Guia that she is about to leave Portugal and is only accepting bookings from regular visitors? Should Mur ring up self-importantly and say "Alexandra, we have never met, but do not miss the chance to be reviewed by Murilloa?"
[QUOTE=Murilloa] Should Mur ring up self-importantly and say "Alexandra, we have never met, but do not miss the chance to be reviewed by Murilloa?"[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes, yes and yes! Mur definitely SHOULD!!!...
Muri you can check Leticia´s pictures in this site:
[url]http://www.portalprive.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=27&Itemid=9[/url]
not sure whether suzi was really back in town. and lacking a reason or excuse to take the yellow train out west to carcavelos or cascais. (rafaela, top of the to-do list)
but glad to take recent advice.
though still lacking funds.
shit, though, as kl pointed out, what do funds matter? to hell with petty monetary worries. bankrupt muri dressed up as mr hyde the upright english gent, robbed a couple of service stations at gunpoint, accumulated €100 and...
and...
and had one of the most devastatingly wonderful sexual experiences of his life.
alexandra, classic ladies, 5 de outubro, is a small, curvy, mid-thirties gorgeous funny intelligent sensitive nymphomaniac beauty with clever brown eyes and curly hair whose oral skills left muri without speech, breath or sperm.
an hour of sex and conversation which took mur to an unheard-of level of euphoric delight in the 'ewigweiblich' as our german brothers say. no idea what german for 'anal' might be... der anal, vielleicht? das anal? anyhow, this activity also, not usually a favourite, was generously bestowed and vigorously enjoyed.
and the second 'opportunity'...? mur would tell you, but his hands are shaking.
this delicious woman has acquired some physical imperfections (fer fuck's sake, so has mur) but she is still so... hate the word... 'cute' and also so raunchy. imagine being the hero of a jane austen novel and finding on your wedding night that miss elizabeth sucks your cock for half an hour then begs you to take her ass.
she says she is from curitiba. like suzy.
good god, are all the curitiba women blessed with the same talents? get muri a job there! as a street sweeper! just to look at alexandra passing by, and touch the ground she treads upon!
enough. you have understood. she is, as reported in guia, considering returning to brazil for ever. heartbreaking.
muri approves in theory of the guia campaign to boycott ladies who ask over €50. but alexandra, like diana in her completely different way, is worth every cent. so it's difficult to be militant about this politico-economic initiative. like socialism, it is a nice idea in theory but..
but, mur will need to see alexandra again before she boards the varig plane, if it costs him his next month's salary.
and he also needs to caress diana's small firm flawless body again, soon. and he also has to check out rafaela in cascais.
sponsorship deal, anyone?
joy for ever to our hobby, gentlemen, when it brings us a woman like this. and hearftelt thanks for the recommendation.
dear mur,
finally a chef d ouvre or ...whatever you may call it a spendid master piece of the most prolific ( even if you run out of sperm) ... novelistic style in the mongering hobby of the whole world wide isg !
absolutely dazzling and breathtaking!
probably as much as you have experienced post coitum in the spendid company of that fiery lady!
and if she managed to take your breath and speech, you mur did take my sleep for i was heading to bed after a few exhausting hours of chating with my female friends on the net, when i opened this section and after reading a a couple of your lines i was trapped !
once again you proved to be the most subtle and ingeniously humouristic writer in this forum, and i absolutely mean it, as i actually read through most of the reports presented from different countries!
the portuguese section should be very proud of your literary skills and novelistic style. i really do think this is no news to any of us, nevertheless i could not go to sleep without sending a few words of appreciation.
greetings from sweden
gab
[QUOTE=Murilloa]And hearftelt thanks for the recommendation.[/QUOTE]
We aim to please.
Now, plunge further into the abyss and try Luciana.
The header describes my simple request. Everyone is raving about Alexandra and I want to check it out for myself.
[QUOTE=TheCatsMeow88]The header describes my simple request. Everyone is raving about Alexandra and I want to check it out for myself.[/QUOTE]
There's no website.
Suzy has returned from Curitiba to Carcavelos.
She used her vacation wisely, acquiring a tan line at Florianopolis. This 30-ish, big but not flabby, curvy voluptuous 'blonde' woman maintains an impeccable apartment and a discreet intelligent service. Her OWO is first-rate. So is her lingerie. Lust is tempered by respect and it is impossible to treat this good caring sensitive woman as a wh*re.
Newly recommended to those who journey to the suburbs from time to time. Her nest is five minutes walk from Carcavelos station.
A reassuring island of permanence in our hectic transient world: and many thanks to 'qrd' from gpguia who relocated this steady favourite.
Talking of steady favourites, it's ten days since Muri last fucked Diana!
So, steal another €100, descend to the Metro, and,
"Proxima estacâo: AVENIDA!"
Well this is the post about the infamous and well known Patrícia do Borel, a hoovertronic cock sucker! The best oral job I had in years and years.
Get your clothes of and relax yourself!
But let me start in a proper way!
Contact: 96 864 21 24
Where? In Queluz
When? From noon till 23:00.
How much? 40 euros for oral without and straight sex.
Who? Patrícia a Brazilian red hair, quite tall, about 170 cm, she wears her hair very short lengthening her beautiful neck. She has big tits, with big nipples, hanging a bit but waiting for a full pair of hands to grab and squeeze. Long and slim legs that end at a tinny untypical ass for a Brazilian woman, still nice. She has a bit of fat on her belly but nothing that bad to report about now that I think about it. Her **** wears little or no pubic hair. Her smile is great showing nice lips and deep brown eyes. Her skin tone is whitish. She looks like a tall Danish reddish brunette.
Her skills? Great kissing, wonderful sucking, licking your torso, legs, balls and prick! And hovering you all over till you come in her mouth. She takes the sword all the way down and pumps till you feel almost paine, but in fact it´s just freedom and pleasure!
Wild! Wild and Wild!
Finally this pearl has a site...
IMHO she looks much better alive!
[url]http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=15[/url]
everyone has heard of the russian scientist ivan petrovich pavlov (1849-1936). for his contribution to the struggle against capitalism, he trained dogs to drool at the sound of a buzzer. lenin himself wrote a decree (1921) noting “the outstanding scientific services of academician i.p. pavlov, which are of enormous significance to the working class of the whole world”.
mur experienced a pavlovian reaction of his own, the other day.
he set out to ride rafaela, of cascais, recommended by a senior man at gpguia. the weather was fine at last, and with a merry song he skipped down the rua do alecrim, paying respects, as always, to the statue of literary monger eça de queiroz (1845-1900), who is portrayed offering posterity the fine naked breasts of a long-ago ‘garota’.
here: [url]http://www.quidgest.pt/imag_joaov/eca.jpg[/url] the breasts are just like those of the beautiful diana, (1981- ) to be enjoyed at mirage klub, just up the street from eça's law studio).
at the foot of the steep hill, the cais do sodré with its decayed ex-red-light district. across the terrifying avenida 24 de julio, to the station. that fuckin’ station is still being rebuilt, after almost two years. why? for euro 2004, the portuguese proved they can erect a state-of the-art stadium (two or three in fact) in about ten minutes, so what is the problem at cais do sodré station?
perhaps they made the mistake of hiring english architects and builders.
anyhow, mur still fantasises that the remodelled terminus, when it eventually opens, will feature a mongers’ executive club lounge, with stimulating drinks and high-protein snacks for sex-commuters, discounts for frequent fuckers from isg and the ‘guia’, plus online plasma-screen updates about the availability of the estoril portalprivado babes or the latest menu at the yellow house.
the train speeds along the beautiful seashore, with its varied cargo of workers, students, tourists and middle-aged sex fiends. the passing stations are like a roll of honour from the pages of correio da manhâ.
alcantara (2 meninas lindas, estudantes, portuguesas. sigilo.)
algês (estupenda novidade brasileira!!! 20a... busto 42 natural... 24h)
paço d’arcos (aninha... 19a... casada... marido ausente...)
oeiras (selma... loirinha... 24a... simpática... meiguinha... depiladinha... lingerie)
and after oeiras,
carcavelos.
murilloa springs nimbly off the carriage and trots down the stairs among a crowd of young surfers. they head right, for the beach, he turns left into the underpass, back up to street level on the other side of the tracks, along past the shopping centre, left again, and then and only then…
“we were going to cascais, mur, don’t you remember?” says his tiny trouser-companion.
“well, indeed, so we were, my boy, so we were. but i can explain. i have just undergone what we intellectuals call a pavlovian reaction. seeing the sign for carcavelos station, my organism's central nervous system automatically registered a ‘fuck-suzy’ stimulus, which translated itself into copious involuntary salivation and an equally unpremeditated and unselfconscious exit from the train. how fascinating. pavlov’s work remains of the utmost relevance to the working classes of the world.”
“the scientific shit is cool, but what about my fuck?”
“ah, yes, young fella, well we now have two options. either we return to the station and wait nineteen minutes for the next westbound comboio, or we obey pavlov and proceed to quinta do barão and suzy."
“i say let’s fuck suzy.”
and that is what we did.
pavlov 1, rafaela 0.
... so a few days later, funds and energies had accumulated again, and Mur went west once more. Like Odysseus facing the sirens, he tied himself into the seat of the train so as not to be tempted at Carcavelos, and half an hour after making his way through the shambles at Cais do Sodré, he was basking in the spring sunlight outside Cascais station, calling Rafaela.
Engaged.
Took a walk, called again.
Engaged.
Did some shopping, called again, had a Guinness, called again, ate a ‘rissol de bacalhau’, called again, bought chewing gum to mask smell of Guinness and ‘rissol’, called again…
Engaged every time.
Had a brainwave, called Eduarda, who apparently shares Rafaela’s premises.
Engaged.
Muri now needed a fuck, and went to the house by the Tribunais, where once ugly little Martinha pleasured him week after week. The house is still open, but seems to have become a specialist niche residence for fat ladies. This is truly not Muri’s scene: a voluptuous goddess like Suzy is fine, but his first choice will always be slim petite babes like Martinha, Diana, Lori. The four ladies who introduced themselves here were just too plump.
Anyhow, he chose the least laden and most appealing babe, Kelly in her black stockings, long blonde hair and horny squinty eyes. (had she taken something a little more powerful than Guinness, or is she always like this? Someone else will have to find out.)
She turned in a manic performance. Kept on and on talking, like a hack porn actress, “ooooh, yes, big boy oooh now let’s see that monster, naughty boy, I’m getting so wet for you, big boy” etc. She was also something of a dominatrix. She ordered Muri to undress her. Ordered him to tongue her nipples, ordered him to suck her clit, ordered him to stand her up against the wall in her high heels and take her anus, ordered him to slam her furiously in missionary position, and finally ordered him to tear off the condom and shoot in her mouth. Muri obeyed each of these orders like a good soldier, and left feeling pleasantly light-headed.
But he still hasn’t had Rafaela.
I have not been in Lisbon in a few months, "props" to Mur for the guidance when I was there as I scored some amazing talent. I return to the forum on Lisbon only to read "The Adventures of Murillo". ISG should pay you just to write. Brilliant and I must say mongering in Lisbon is very lucrative.
Patricia - the queen of oral, at least in my opinion.
I’ve never had such a bad and great (bb)bj in my life, she was giving me spasms in my face with such intensity and violence in the sucking! She is focused and licks, sucks, drools, uses her mouth, tongue, hands and gives a fabulous service – then pop. She cleaned herself and started round two (you should really haste yourself because time is running sharp. If you pop soon you'll get a second chance, in other case I think you won't). Although she isn’t tight, wet and hot as I like she moves with energy, just like we expect from a brazilian woman. A very GFE experience that I will certainly repeat, after all, this was the best TD I have ever had! The girl is tall, pretty, not slim but also not fat, big breasts, short hair, some belly, and very friendly. She is way hotter in real than in the pictures.
She is attending in Queluz (near the Belas train station) and the price for half hour of her company is 40€. You can see photos of her and her contact on [url]http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=15[/url]
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One question for Murilloa: Did you ever got back to the Poço? You said a Irina 3 was coming (some months ago), have you met her? I still regret for letting Irina 2 escape, I now know who she was, I once saw her in distance and we traded glances, she was black haired, with leather jacket as you said, and sat on a car but I wasn’t alone so I didn’t approach, then the next time she was back to Romania. I still haven’t gone to Poço, those two that approached me that time I told you were bad-looking and raised my anxiety about SW so. I still haven’t "walked the street".
Best of fuck and a good Easter,
Peaceful.
Here's a brief report of my stay in Lisbon. I had taken a lot of addresses and information from the previous posts on this site and was eager to sample the Lisbon scene for myself.
The first evening I decided to visit the Mirage Klub (MK) at 30A Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 5D. Not hard to find and not far from where I was staying. The apartment was clean and tidy. After being introduced to the girls (there were about 6-7 if I can recall correctly) I decided on a Portuguese lady called Laura. She was a quite tall, slim lady with dirty-blonde hair, and was wearing a sexy one-piece lace bodysuit. E100 for the hour. She was quite good even with the language barrier, although no kissing or BBBJ or A. I left satisfied.
Later in the night I went to check out the club scene. I ended up at Elefante Branco at 83A Rua Luciano Cordeiro at about 11pm. No entrance fee. The plan was to just look around and not spend any of my hard-earned money there, at least for the first night. I caught the eye of a black South African lady called Jessica and pretty soon she soon came over and started to chat with me. She was tall and slim with wonderfully long legs, and I lost all ability to function in a fiscally reasonable manner. My plan went out the window. We bargained down to E200 for an hour (I know, I know) and journeyed to my hotel.
Once there we got down to business. Jessica stripped off to reveal a bit of a big ass and a somewhat flabby stomach, which didn't really cool my ardour any I have to say, but it was her performance that was the letdown, it being somewhat perfunctory. No BBBJ, no kissing, no real enthusiasm. One shot and she was dressed and out the door. Oh, well. Still, I regret nothing.
Next day, an afternoon visit to New Center, Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. Easy to find. Clean and friendly. Picked Susanna, a Brazilian hottie. She was the last of the procession of 6-7 girls to meet and greet me. The first 6 were okayish looking and I had resolved to leave without dipping my toes in the water when I was confronted with this vision of beauty. My heart soared.
She was my type exactly, tall and slim with dark hair and sultry complexion. She was even wearing boots, which was the icing on the cake for me. I went for the E100 option. The session was wonderful. Again the language barrier made communication comical. She didn't kiss or BBBJ, but was free and easy with her ass as well as her pussy. I availed myself of both. She even gave a great massage to finish. This lady was the highlight of my trip. Everybody who can should check her out.
That night I tried the clubs again, determined to just look this time around. The Gallery (Av. Duque de Loule) was my first port of call but they were asking for a E50 entrance fee, and were rather obnoxious about it, so I politely declined. As I was in the locality I went to the apartment at 1 Av Duque de Loule, 5E (I somehow missed Night and Day just down the street from Gallery, I realised later). The apartment lift gave me trouble, I'm shamed to admit, it having a different exit door from the entrance door if that makes sense. I failed to recognise this at the time (hey, it was late and I was tired). It took me a couple of rides up and down the lift to figure it out. I am an idiot!!! This may have affected my mood as after the introductions in the apartment I left without sampling the merchandise. You see, I do have some willpower. A poor selection in my opinion.
On my third day, leg-weary from touristing, I visited an apartment across the street from my hotel (Saldanha Residence, 3E Rua Eng. Vieira, 7D). What a nice coincidence for the tired traveller. There I met Carole, another Brazilian lady. She was medium height with dark looks and hair, and with a shapely figure. Not as nice as Susanna but fine nonetheless. I went for E60 for 30mins. No kissing, no BBBJ (seems to be the norm) no A, but a nice tumble regardless.
Having read an old report about a Paula who works in a bank during the day and services the Lisbon male by night dressed in thighhigh boots, I went to the apartment at 277 Rua des Fanqueiros, 3D that evening in a mood of curiosity more than expectation. None of the women I was introduced to went by the name of Paula, alas, and the selection there was of the old and well-worn variety. On asking the price I was told it was E20 for 15mins. How in good conscience could I pass that up. I picked a mature Colombian whose name I have forgotten, rather stout and with jaded hair and expression, but with thighhigh boots. The sex was actually quite good, a real bargain all things considered.
At night I tried Boites Hipopotamo first (3 Av. Antonio Augusto Aquiar). This was the friendliest of the clubs I went to, and again no cover charge. Didn't stay too long. The girls were okay, but nothing great. Then went to Night and Day, finally discovering where it was. No cover charge. (Why Gallery wanted E50 when everywhere else was free remains a mystery to me even to this day). The girls were on a scale somewhere between EB and BHip. After a while a girl with the most beautiful face but with a rather stout body came into the club and sat down beside me. Her name was Juliana from Brazil. She wore a pink top that set off her dark feautres to perfection, a short, black-leather skirt and knee-high boots. I was in two minds about her but her face was irresistable and we left together to go back to her place. The fee was E150. The room was basic but satisfactory. Juliana was more than satisfactory (even with no kissing, no BBBJ, no A). Her face is really stunning, 10 out of 10, and won me over completely.
So, thats that. Three nights and mostly good to great experiences to report. The same can be said for the more conventional aspects of Lisbon as well. A fantastic city with charm and style. Everyone should visit at least once, even if not interested in the mongering scene. The cost of living is surprisingly low, also.
So long, happy adventuring!
You made the tour of Lisbon as I would have recommended to you.
That Galery is asking 50 € to get in is the first I hear. They are not cheap but that trick is even new to me. 50 € for what???
The girls in Elefante and Galery are not cheap and 200 € should buy you TLN - 100 is for 1 - 2 hours. Remember - they are freelancers and do not have to share the money with the Madame. In the Casas you pay 50 - 100 € (I refer to the reports of our revered Muri) and the girls there have to share the money with the Madame.
No kissing and no BBBJ is also unusual - at least for the Brazilian Beauties. When I go to Av. Marques de Tomar I usually pay 100 € for the best Brazilian program with all bells and whistles.
Anyhow - I am glad you enjoyed it.
Carlos
O Murilloa, as I consider you more than an expert, but The Expert, on the mongering subject, and since I'll be in Lisboa in a couple of days, I'm asking you if you could confirm me that the place in R. Sampaio is still there, and the exact details. I'll be staying at the Sofitel, so that would be very close, I guess. Or have you got better suggestions?
Thanks
P_cla
P Cla,
Still there, although Muri the knight-of-the-empty-wallet has not been recently. Ichabod's recent post below confirms this fact, and the details are:
Mirage Klub at Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, 5D
Telephones 912 650 077 or 967 292 270 - confirm these in Correio da Manhã, Muri is reading these off his prized possession, the MK biro, given to him by the one and only Diana.
Good luck. Report back.
In furtive and penniless haste,
Mur
Hi,
I am found of table dances and hence interested in strip clubs, do you have any information on strip clubs in Lisboa?
Thanks in advance for your help.
Dear Mur, and other great contributors in this marvellous forum,
As a new commer, I will be in Lisboa for a short term visit. I had read the threads in this forum in detail. However, I can not figure out what will it happen in the Klub (such as KM, Gallery, .)? Could anyone help me with the following questions?
1. Is the club like those in UK (gentleman clubs) or Germany (FKK)? (I meant that I had to pay the entrance fee for food and wait for the girl's approach, then bargain for the price)? What kind of service I will get in the club, do food and drink included? And, the most important, where do the sex things happen? (you have to bring the girl to your hotel or lead by her to her apartment? Or? )
2. The same questions of the above for the "massage clinique".
3. Sessional sex, escort girls or over-night, which one do you recommend and what kind of service will be the best cost-benefit choice? Is it safe or any possible rip-off to keep a callgirl over night in your hotel room?
4. I had visited the website of Golden Secret, and found there 3 girls (Ruslana, Iza, and Sabrina) with the same phone number (969 178 628). They all provided over-night service for 300 Euro, and all reported to be quite young. Did anyone had test drive with them? Although they are attractive to me, I am afraid that these will be rip-off. What do you think about this?
Thaks for your great contributions for this forum and provide a basic concept with the activities in Lisboa.
Keep going! Colleagues!
[QUOTE=Lllldick]4. I had visited the website of Golden Secret, and found there 3 girls (Ruslana, Iza, and Sabrina) with the same phone number (969 178 628). They all provided over-night service for 300 Euro, and all reported to be quite young. Did anyone had test drive with them? Although they are attractive to me, I am afraid that these will be rip-off. What do you think about this?[/QUOTE]What is the address of Golden Secret please?
Hi Valdo13,
The website of Golden Secret is [url]http://www.goldensecret.net/ingl/entry.html[/url]
This is the entry for English webpages.
Anyone ever tried or any feedback about the over-night experience?
L4Dick
Thanks for the address. Yes, it is right that overnight for 300 with a so exiting girl is likely to be a rip-off but who knows? What is sure is that it would be a suicide to send money by mail so I asked them if it is possible to pay the girl directly, as for any agency. I will be in Lisboa soon and if they accept I promise to meet one of these girl and make a report.
This site has every appearance of a scam. There'll be nothing golden in your wallet and nothing secret about your bank details if you get taken in.
Anyone who can read, will know that Lisbon provides a wealth of opportunities at prices from €20 to €150. The portal privado chicas at the upper end of the range may differ in attitude and quality of service, and some mongers would argue that no working girl is worth that much, but at least the web site displays honest photos of the real girls on sale. The pics of 'Sol', for example, do justice to her lovely young body but do not attempt to hide the braces on her teeth. She gives a good service, but asks €120. Too much for Muri to repeat: but clearly this is a price she can command in her market.
For €300 you can buy three 2-shot sessions at one of the private apartment/saunas like MK, Classic Ladies, Clinique, New Centre etc, all with their little box adverts in Correio da Manhã, and all with telephones and addresses published in earlier reports here.
The procedure, Lilldick, is that the mama-san will introduce the available women to you, and give information about prices and services: then you choose and play. No other hassle.
At the night clubs or 'boites' you approach the girls, or they approach you, and you negotiate a price. Extras will include a possible entry fee at the door, overpriced drinks, a taxi to a pensão, and the tariff for the pensão itself. This is not Mur's scene, but other comrades have noted that girls may ask for €200 and can be bargained down, especially if it's getting late. But taking a girl out of a smoky bar at 4.30 am to a pensão is hardly an 'all-nighter'.
Much better value are the daytime apartments mentioned above. If you like one of the girls there so much that you want to sleep all night with her, just ask and no doubt things can be arranged, at a price.
[QUOTE=Lllldick] The website of Golden Secret is [url]http://www.goldensecret.net/ingl/entry.html[/url]
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I once tried to phone several of the girls on that site and not a single phone number was still active. For instance, the girl shown as "Sara" used to be also in Portal Privado as "Paola" (by the way, a wondrous fuck!) but, as far as I know, is no longer in Portugal.
Yes, most probably a scam.
Dear Mur,
thanks for this useful summary on the various possibilities in the Lisboa scene! A last question: are there places where young student girls could be found, who would be seeking some bucks to enjoy their life? Did you hear about that?
Valdo, you have asked the big question!
If Mur knew where to find a lovely clever student who would be happy to while away a few hours, twice a week, in the arms of a wise, kindly mature foreigner in exchange for presents, clothes and occasional cash, he would be lying post-coitally in her arms right now.
A Diana look-alike, 24 years old, sexually grown-up, poised and amusing, demanding no commitment except to be spoiled by a sugar daddy, joyfully giving her beautiful body to an older male who teases, fucks and teaches her...
yeah.
When you find her, be sure to post on here and don't forget to add the winning number for next week's lottery.
Hahahaha! You are right Mur, it is somehow our common Nirvana! Ok but instead of a sooo romantic and paradisiac scheme, there are a number of countries where more pragmatic students are simply needing some cash and ready to offer their sweet body to get it, so why not in Lisboa? I suppose that there exist and that the challenge is more to discover them and bargain rather than to imagine whether they exist or not.
Any news on how to meet that famous Diana? Are the last information published here on her still up-to-date?
Diana is still at MK.
Vado of course you are right, there must be such 'part-time students' around. Diana was almost certainly one, before deciding to go into the programa on a more regular professional basis.
But where would you find them in Lisbon? The big shopping malls? Maybe.
Not, probably, in bars and discos where the student girls will go with their boyfriends or a gang of girlfriends: in neither place are they likely to say "excuse me, buddies, but that well-heeled and distinguished old gentleman over there looks like he wants to fuck me and give me a nice present so I'll see you all later..."
Hours of hunting for little return, IMHO.
But again, if this is inaccurate, then someone needs to tell us where to go.
The place will soon be as full of paunchy grey-haired assholes as your local masonic lodge...
[QUOTE=Valdo13]Hahahaha! You are right Mur, it is somehow our common Nirvana! Ok but instead of a sooo romantic and paradisiac scheme, [b]there are a number of countries where more pragmatic students are simply needing some cash and ready to offer their sweet body to get it[/b], so why not in Lisboa? I suppose that there exist and that the challenge is more to discover them and bargain rather than to imagine whether they exist or not.
Any news on how to meet that famous Diana? Are the last information published here on her still up-to-date?[/QUOTE]Yes, for what I've read on this board on forums of other countries that is true, but I think that doesn't happen in Portugal for many reasons. First Portugal isn't a sex tourism country, second high school is free and public college has small fees and poverty isn't a portuguese drama and of course for what Muri also said. I think you may find some part-time working girls if you look deep, but the return will be low.
Muri, I've asked you in other report I made, maybe you've skiped it or maybe you forgot to reply. Have you've been on Poço, have you met the Irina 3? If yes how is she? I haven't been on Poço since that flop with Irina 2 and still haven't been with a street girl.
Best regards.
Bruna - Morena, bonita, elegante, meiga e simpática. Vem *** comigo a Queluz.
[url]http://portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=30[/url]
After my program with Patricia from the same house this program was very disappointing. She is tall, a real airplane, with dense legs, long black hair, firm butt and tits, no obese belly. But on the other hand, she wasn’t IMHO pretty, she wasn’t shaven and smelled badly, a mix of sweet and chemical wastes.
Some kissing, then a short BBBJ which hadn’t 1/10 of the violence and commitment of a BJ by Patricia. Then she covered it up and went to the top: a large, unwet, but hot as hell pussy. After a while I laid her down and hasten myself because the smell was annoying me. 20 minutes of action from the start until the end for 40€. Then we talked a little more but it was a forced chat so I broke out and left.
Made me wonder, why did I switched knowing that hardly I would find better than Patricia? It was a waste of money, a ordinary fuck with no flavour. A comparison has to be made: Patricia has a mouth of a angel (or maybe of a devil.), she is committed, natural born friendly, liberal (no anal but you could do everything to and on her, agreed on everything, accepted to let me warm my hands on her chest and other things: -)) gives you two pops if you stay on time, she is pretty and lovely and. Owner of every quality you look in a working girl, the action is so intense and animal that, be careful, may let you hooked.
So. If you go to this house my advice is to choose Patricia instead of Bruna.
Best regards,
P.
Thia is just a perfect example taken by myself this afternoon. Girls standing in front of Private College and chatting before classes.
Oh my god, was she greta looking! ...but I didn´t dare to take a closer shot with the big camera! This is a tiny crop, 20 % of the picture.
Took a lot of work focussing in the other right corner!
stepping off the aircraft, muri and diana feel the hot seductive reek of the tropics waft to greet them. a short ride to their beachside hotel, and there’s time for a first immersion in the crystalline caribbean before cocktails and dinner on the pool terrace. back in their chalet, the only sound is the rustle of palm trees and the murmur of cicadas as mur peels diana out of her bikini and worships her proud sweet brown flesh with busy tongue and rigid cock. the honeymoon has begun. lowering her gently to the bed, he parts her firm thighs and presses passionate lips to the gleaming jewel between them. soon he is kneeling over her, leaning forward to kiss her lips, and as one hand caresses her shiny hair, the other guides his straining throbbing engine towards the gates of paradise…
imagination and fantasy are the gifts that raise us above the brute beasts. what links us to them, is fucklust.
so…
stepping into the poço, mur feels the sharp reek of drains and exhaust fumes waft to greet him. unsettled by stress, insomnia and lust, he needs something quick and cheap. has springtime brought a fresh team of romanians to this ancient hunting ground? will he be lucky and meet irina 3? the other irinas were slim, black-haired, pretty in a way that will not last, but which gives them the confidence to bus across the continent.
their objective? to vary and enrich their €100-a-month lifestyles waiting tables or stacking shelves in bucharest.
their method? serial seduction, of any man able to climb the pensão stairs with €25 and a hard on in his pants.
and, yes, there she is. slim, long jet-black hair with chestnut highlights at the front. fine romanian face, high cheekbones and enigmatic slanting eyes, with a touch of gypsy in the complexion. she’s wearing a black blouse, and light blue denims showcase a shapely butt. irina 3, another fine feline female.
turns out she calls herself catarina – but most of the letters are there, peaceful. she’s 21, her body is smooth, pale, flawless and clean. small boobs, lovely bottom, a wisp of hair above her pink pearl. she smiles sweetly but is undemonstrative during the performance: no licking like irina 2, but just at the end, some response as she moves her hips to dance in tune with mur’s orgasm. then – almost the nicest touch – she allows him to remain inside for a minute or two, letting the aftershocks die away and embracing with something like tenderness, allowing her temporary lover to take his time returning to reality.
reality. that’s where we live, not on tropical beaches with student princesses. but this little slice of reality comes with muri’s strong recommendation, if peaceful or anyone else out there wants to make his début in the poço.
Hello everyone, this is my first post and I would like to congratulate all on the rich and diverse debate, comments and opinions that one can find here.
Most impressed was I especially with Muri's know-how and experience in this field, his literary eloquence and craft leaving no-one indifferent.
Despite being a native, I am quite the newcomer to this art of mongering.
As such, I was wondering whether any of you could enlighten me on the following:
Have any of you had problems after receiving uncovered BJs from working girls?
Because there seems to be some risk, though relatively small admittedly, of contracting HIV, hepatitis, herpes, or any other nasty STD.
I thank you all in advance for any experiences you could share.
I've had only one test drive, albeit a failed one, with a girl called Sol from the pp website (if you want to know what happened, I wrote about the TD in the gpguia.com website in portuguese...)
Welcome Pedrassi.
I read your report in gpguia...to bad it didn´t quite work with you.
Welcome and post here as well comrad.
Gentlemen,
A long time I didn’t contribute to this forum and specially to this lovely Portugal division. Back to duty now.
Thursday at 7 :30 pm I went straight from the airport to classic Clinique de Massage, avenida Marques de Tomar, 5, level 1. Not the right timing, only three girls were there, none of them too much appealing. I left for the other place, same avenida, numero 33 (5th floor), and it was worst, with just three fat African mums – not my taste. Actually I think the Clinique is one step ahead its colleagues in terms of confort and decorum.
Therefore I opted for a nice seefood dinner on the Rossio (penedes, ameijoas, crabs, the like), excellent place if not cheap, called Pinnochio. At 11 arrived to Elefante Branco, same atmosphere than ever, guards at the entrance looking at your shoes (you won’t enter here if you wear runners), grey haired skilled waiters, and zillions of brasileiras chasing for a client. I picked Rosanna, a tall Paulista brunette with big real tits, for 150€ after negociation. At this hour, you can’t expect the girl staying with you longer than one hour, whatever she says before. Anyway, once back to my room, good service incl. a short BBBJ, a bit of rimming and SF in various positions. Afterwards she rolled a spliff for me, very friendly. And one hour after coming she went out - no pb.
On the Friday afternoon, I went back to the Clinique at what looks like beeing a much better timing : 4 pm. 8 girls were available, for all tastes, but Renata, Raquel, the best picks for A sex, were not there. Fortunately I found Diana, a brunette I had already met some time before. This Diana (not the one of Mur, who works in another appartment) is from Goiania, Goias, may have 27 or 28, little but sensitive tits and Brasilian ass. She provides one of the best BBBJ you may find in this kind of appartment. Deep throat, serious rimming, BBJTC twice (gentle massage in between). She gives her back as well if you are in that mood. But as her conversation is, well, pretty limited, I suggest you to keep her tongue occupied - you won't be disappointed! You'll know why to come back… and you'll get it. Recommended. (100€ one hour, 80 I guess for half an hour).
Looking forward to hearing from you soon !
Green Banana
PS: Pedrassi, I monger for a long time now. 'Natural' BJ' 70%, CSF 100%. I never caught something from a pro, except cockroaches in my early age - at this time the girls' pubic hair was much more developed than today! Anyway IMHO if you feel unconfortable with the idea, stick to the CBJ - well done CBJ beeing better than a poor lazy 'natural' one!
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.[/blue]
Hi,
I am back from Lisboa and here is my (short) report.
First Lisboa is a nice city, typically latin city, people are probably the more friendly I met abroad, definitively a nice trip.
As I wrote earlier I like strip clubs so I tried most of the clubs in the place but have been a bit desappointed. The girls are very nice and there is no pressure but 40 euros for a no-touch private dance was not acceptable, particularly when 20 more euros gives a 30mn session in any private appartment.
Concerning the appartments I have tried the Marques de Tomar 33 address several times but everytime it was closed. But actually the first appartment I went to was the good address. I went to MK at Sampaio at about 1pm, asked for the famous Diana, who had not yet arrived. So the girls there did not even propose me any other girl but called Diana on her mobile! Incredible! She answered she was to be there at 2pm, so I decided to go out for a while, drinking a beer and went back at 2pm. Diana is a real queen, slim, small breasts, everything I like. Chose the 1 hour session at 100. She proposes a common shower, which turned out to be a real pleasure as she makes anything you could imagine in a shower. Next go to the bed for a very sensual and loving session (no anal, as for all of the girls in this appartment I suppose). Then a tender and very good technique massage to end the session. I did not ask for a second shot but I suppose it is not a problem. Diana is really a pure angel and 100 for 1 hour with such a girl is simply incredible.
I returned to MK one more time but, even if Diana was, I decided to try another girl, which Diana herself agreed! Carla is a brasilian blonde, slim and really beautiful. The session was pleasant but she is more pro than Diana and it was clear that she simulates, while Diana SEEMS to have a real pleasure although she did not have any orgasm. Conclusion: MK is really a great place, very clean appartement, very nice people, no pressure, beautiful and nice girls, I would say that it compares with the erotic massage clubs in Belgium or Luxemburg, but there you only get a massage and a manual end for 100 or even 150!
Last information I got there:
- intendente: I went there by curiosity on Sunday 2pm, there were policemen everywhere because of a celebration but I would not go in this district alone, even in the day, so if someone wants to go there by night…be careful man!
- street girls: you can find travesties on rua Conde Redondo, near Saldanha, and (not great looking although not bad though) ladies on rua Artiharia 1.
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.[/blue]
Mirage Klub (near the Tivoli) : Last time here, a few weeks ago, I chose Vanessa, a cabo-verdiana. Lovely, beautiful girl, good company, nice sex, I highly recommend her. CBJ. She told me that she does anal, but I didn't try, got too much occupied with the rest. 100 euros well deserved.
Classic Ladies (Av. 5 de Outubro, 968972093): Here I went with a Portuguese girl called Patricia, who was presented by Ana, the mamasan, as a relatively recent newcomer. The girl was inexperienced, but dedicated. Recommended. Nice attitude. 100 euros.
I also got a 30 euros experience in Oeiras which was not worth it and Aline in Parede who presents herself in her ad as a beautiful young blonde, but is neither.
Yes, oh yes!... There's definitely an Eastern Front to heaven.
And the two latest goddesses sent from the Celestial Orbs of Fuckdom come (and make no mistake, they do cum!) exactly from there.
Meet, then, Eva and Lilia.
Both are blonde.
Eva is tall (1.75 m, I'd say), early thirties, with an athletic but deliciously curvy body, medium to small breasts, a butt that, once you see it and cannot help but feel it, is certain to make you dizzy, sexy face and a voracious sex appetite. She's Hungarian - but speaks very good Portuguese, don't know about English - and more than willing to please you in every way you can dream of (and then some...): DFK, BBBJ, CIM, DATY, A (she actually invites you to it, deep and hard, and makes it all too clear that it will not be only YOUR pleasure that will be at stake!) you name it! Not at all a clockwatcher, she greets you in beautiful lingerie, really enjoys you undressing her piece by piece (while she does the same to you), in fact, she apparently relishes in all the gloriously sordid details of the art-of-the-boudoir. While, at the same time, remaining a little snobish, coquettish and sophisticated. And, yes, she is expensive: 150€/hour. But, can you really put a price on Heaven? (967 723 412, Lisbon, near the metro station of Pontinha, next to the Lidl supermarket)
Lilia is an angel. A very, very, very beautiful short blond haired and blue-eyed angel, russian, slim and soft, with very small but highly kissable tits, not as tall as Eva but not petite, mid-thirties. There is quite a serious risk that you might fall in love with her, be warned! She kisses like there's no tomorrow, her BBBJ/CIM is a wondrous "crescendo" experience, and you do want to spend the rest of your semi-conscious life making love to her... you even forget that she'll not allow you to pay the tribute her oh so lovely ass more than deserves. And, St. Mary Magdalen be praised!, she'll only ask you 50€/hour (she also has a very flexible sense of time if she's enjoying herself) for a walk in the clouds in her company. (968876132, Costa da Caparica, southbank of the Tejo, next to the last stop of the buses from Lisbon to Costa)
It’s flattering to get regular PMs asking for basic information, but not always possible to answer. Some colleagues believe that we should just ignore a person who signs in to ISG and immediately, with no reports to his name, sends a PM demanding info.
On the other hand, we were all beginners, once.
(Remember the first time you paid for sex? The anxiety, the twitchy, sweaty dread, the shall-I-or-shan’t-I, the will-I-be-able? And now, it’s as easy as riding a bicycle. Well, easier, for us older mongers.)
Anyhow, it’s time to put together a compendium, a package for newcomers planning a Lisbon trip. This will be in several parts, moving Muri towards his landmark 300th report. It is for visitors, but old hands and residents should send additions and corrections in time for editing.
Let us begin where most visitors do, in the hotel.
Even an old goat like you needs somewhere to rest and sleep. Few Lisbon hotels are ‘girl-friendly’ in the sense that, when you breeze in at 0330 with a magnificent prostitute on your arm, reception staff just yawn and wave you through. For this reason, the ladies who work the night clubs will usually ask you to accompany them to a ‘pensão’ or cheap guest house, of their choosing, where they are known to the manager and perhaps have an arrangement with him. The additional cost is yours, of course.
However, if afternoon in-call is your cup of five-o-clock tea, it’s different, for the experienced escort girl usually knows how to glide unobserved through the lobby and the coffee shop and make her way up to your room.
If you can choose your hotel, take location seriously.
Attached is a simple plan of central Lisbon.
From any hotel within the bounds of this map, you can walk the whole centre with its many sights, sexual and cultural. But others are less conveniently situated. The Radisson, the Novotel, Ibis, Alfa, even the Holiday Inn and the Lisboa-Continental – all stranded to the North or West of the map, require a taxi in to the city centre proper.
This is especially important for the married monger accompanied by the Love of his Life. He may only have an hour or so as ‘window of opportunity’, and he does not want to spend half that time sitting in traffic. Try to book one of the many decent hotels on or near Avenida Liberdade, or round Marquês de Pombal and the W side of Parque Eduardo VII A senior monger of Mur’s acquaintance always contentedly uses the Altis. From there, you can walk in ten minutes to any one of a dozen good venues, take your pleasure vigorously and be back well before The Lady has finished her siesta.
All the three, four and five star hotels in Lisbon are clean, comfortable and dull. For Mur a hotel is only a place to sleep, and unless in Baghdad or maybe São Paulo he prefers to go out for his food and drink to local dives. Other mongers may know more about prices and facilities. But repeat: if you take the hobby, or tourism, seriously, do not get beached out beyond Praça Espanha.
If you are in the Cascais-Estoril tourism zone, read forthcoming instructions about ads In Correio da Manhã.
So you’re installed in that central hotel. Showered, refreshed, horny. Hit the street.
As always, there are cheap options here, with all the excitement of live hunting, but also the possibility of hunter turning into prey. Don’t be scared, but do be careful. Not just of the unsavoury males who hang around SW haunts, (Mur for example, give him a wide berth) but try to make a careful appraisal of the girl herself.
Is she a wasted drunkie or junkie? Is she texting her serial-murderer pimpodaddy? Is she ten days from her last bath? Is she a national wildlife reserve for crab lice? Is she 63 years old? Is she a he?
Not easy to tell, especially at night. Nothing worse than watching your €25 bargain remove her grubby jeans and stinky sneakers under the unforgiving bare bulb of a pensão bedroom, to reveal grime-caked feet, or needle-tracked arms, or a sagging belly, or a cock. On the other hand, it’s just delightful when the same modest sum turns out to have landed you a perfectly groomed 20-year-old right off the bus from Bucharest. For many, the element of gamble and danger makes up the fun.
Where? Look at that map again.
Intendente is the down-and-outest street scene in Lisbon. You may not wish to buy, but it has anthropological interest. No-go after dark. Poço do Borratem, to the E of Praça Figueira, (metro Rossio) is the pitch for Romanian and Moldavian girls, but the other end of the age range is also represented, with some local veterans doing surprisingly brisk business. Up at the NW corner of the map, Rua Artillharia Um, and adjacent streets, offer a mixed bag of treats. So does an area to the north near the Instituto Técnico.
There are also roadside girls in the Parque Monsanto, Lisbon’s own Bois de Boulogne. These are strictly for kerbcrawling mongers who, loving their automobiles more than they love sex, need a swift BJ or uncomfortable fuck in the car. Risky: not unknown for your new passenger to direct you to a secluded parking place of her choosing, and once your pants are round your ankles and she is bobbing on your gear shaft, her boyfriend-accomplice roars up on his motorbike. The best you can hope for at this point is that he just takes your cash, refraining from smashing the car windows for an extra kick.
There are similar venues for the brave motorist on the south bank of the Tejo in Caparica, and Mur has even heard of a weird scene in the car park of the autodrome out beyond Estoril towards Sintra: if confirmed, this would be the most westerly monger-mart in continental Europe. Other street galleries include Restelo and Paço D’Arcos, but these suburbs are more likely to draw the resident than the visitor. Expect to pay €25 to €50 max., including the room.
Correio da Manhã. (Translation: ‘Morning Post’).
This daily rag carries Portugal’s best selection of advertisements for pussy purchase. It's in every kiosk, and online:
[url]http://www.correiomanha.pt/[/url]
Go to ‘classificados’, and then ‘convivio’, then ‘Grande Lisboa’. You have reached the leading resource for Lisbon’s mongers. Day after day (fewer on Saturday and very few on Sunday) there are hundreds of ads, for every possible service, all over the region.
Most ads are arranged in alphabetical geographical order, so you must know your way around: a girl in Benfica is a short taxi ride from the centre, while Almada requires a trip across the bridge, and Cascais is half an hour by train. And it helps to know some Portuguese to grasp the information about the lady’s appearance, services and prices. For example, ‘completo’ means she will allow you into her back passage, ‘trintona’ means she was born some time before 1976 (often long before), ‘oral natural’ (not difficult) means she will accept an unrubbered member in her mouth and ‘oral natural até ao fim’ means that it may remain there until ejaculation. ‘meiga’ means ‘nice n sweet’, ‘simpática’ is friendly, ‘deslumbrante’ is dazzling, ‘carinhosa’ is affectionate… but they would say that, wouldn’t they?
Yes, once you’ve mastered the vocabulary, be aware that no legal contract obliges advertisers to be truthful about age, appearance or type and quality of service. A few of the ads mention price, although they never use the € sign, preferring euphemisms like ‘40P’ (petals) or ‘20 orquideas’ etc. Not to be confused with ‘Peitões... 50’ , which is a breast measurement, or '18A' which means she would like you to believe that she's fresh out of high school.
Bear in mind that some of Lisbon’s best houses, Mirage Klub, Classic Ladies, Clinque de Massage, New Centre and others, do not appear in the online version of the CM. For their phones, you will need the paper version, where these establishments have little box ads that stand out from the long columns of classifieds. Avoid ads beginning ‘R..’ or ‘Rapaz’, or ‘T..’, or ‘Travesti’. Unless you like boys or girlieboys: in both cases, you are reading the wrong forum.
The online ads are searchable: if you are staying with friends in Oeiras or Estoril, why simply use the box to the right of the screen and you will discover local options. Increasingly, these ads give www addresses where you may examine photographs: these are almost always genuine, give or take a little permissible photoshopping. Exceptions: three suburban outfits entitled ‘piriguetis’, ‘xamego’ and ‘bombasticas’. Scams, with photos of supermodels and porn queens – the reality will be a chubby chainsmoking Brasileira. You have been warned.
Further warning... when you call, you will seldom find an English speaker at the other end, and you will almost never get the address first time, They will say "OK, honey, y’know the Lidl supermarket right by the gas station after exit 22 for São Domingos? Well get there and call again and we’ll give you the address…”
It took Mur a year to reliably understand these conversations, in every accent from the widespread Lusophone world. But if you can get a Portuguese speaker to help, CM gives you the freedom of this wonderful city.
thank you ze duron and green banana for your amiability. as to mur, i understand your viewpoint that i might, at first sight, be acting like a parasite by demanding information immediately in my first post.
i shall explain why i did so: i was going to meet a pp girl in the next day or so and i wanted to be sure that i did not, to put it bluntly, fuck up. because mongering is supposed to be an activity of recreation and pleasure and not involve hurried visits to the hospital fearing for one's life.
having said that, i shall now write a summary of my trip to the pp girl's hangout place, since she is a relatively new addition to the site and i have not seen any posts concerning her here.
she was called bruna. the place was a residência next to saldanha's atrium, a small urban shopping centre.
things did not start very well, because when i entered through the door and saw her waiting on top of the entrance stairs, another man came in and it became impossible to pretend that i wasn't with her. it was an embarassing situation for me (and for her, i imagine...). i hoped the man would take the stairs and leave us at peace, but no, he presses the elevator button and there he waits, next to her, while it creakily moves down. so i swallow my awkwardness and go talk to bruna. the elevator finally comes and in we go, along with the man. another awkward silence. we get off in the 4th floor and the man, to my relief, stays on. but to top it off, i hear this cleaning lady approaching, which starts to make me a bit irritated with the whole situation.
we quickly move to her room, she locks the door and finally we are alone.
we talk for a bit, i give her her 100 "roses" gift, and then we kiss. i'm not usually confortable enough to kiss anyone just like that but she was sweet and pretty, and she smelled good. it also allowed for a relationship of trust to kick in from the beginning, as we slowly converted from strangers to each other to love birds in the end. it is worth mentioning her clothes: a light blue blouse and a casual skirt. not the decadent and grimey clothes and appearance that seems to afflict so many working girls today.
we eventually undress ourselves and lie on the bed. more intense, passionate kissing. i move downwards, where she makes me suck her nipples. not something i majorly fancied, they became instantly hard in my mouth, which was a bit weird for me. she then proceeded to suck hard my own nipples, which made me wonder if i really was the active side in this relation. she ended this foreplay by moving down, starting a bj at first without a condom, and then finishing it with.
some penetration was finally next. she took the initiative to start with the rodeo girl position. she compliments me on the size of my dick and seems to be really enjoying it. i encounter some difficulty moving to her rhythm, so eventually we change round. we then tried the "mama-papa" position (or missionary), to my delight. i still find it difficult to move freely as much as i'd like, so we later move to doggy-style. also cool, the noise of genitalia hitting against female ass was amusing. another one or two styles are tried next, including a sideways position where my legs and arms seem to be everywhere around her. one slightly annoying point to mention was that after giving me a bj she continued to want to kiss actively during intercourse, but i didn't mention it.
we continue to play about for a while, until she begins to get more and more concerned about my apparent inability to orgasm. we move back to old positions, but still no success. after a while she takes off the condom and tries to give me a handjob combined with frequent short periods of uncovered bj. to no avail, junior seemed determined in letting both of us down.
she seemed disappointed; i told her not to worry about it. it was without doubt not her fault, she was just great in bed. i reckon my inexperience in these matters continues to weigh in, having been the main problem.
after both of us having gone clean ourselves in the bathroom, we kiss and hug goodbye. after some intimate, girlfriend-type sex nothing better than a coherent ending to end the experience in a grand manner.
she accompanied me downstairs where we managed to talk a little more. we finally parted in the entryway. i open the door, to find myself being observed by a bunch of men sitting some metres away in a "esplanada". i make a speedy departure and there finally ends my little adventure.
apologies if this post is too large (i only realized now how big it's become) and if it is filled with too many flimsy, irrelevant details.
i won't be able to do any more test drives for a while because of some other commitments, but shall return when the time is ripe again.
ps mur those last two posts are as usual fascinatingly interesting. congrats on a job well done.
[b][u]editor's note[/u]:[/b] [blue]i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread.[/blue]
A brilliant report. Please don't think I would call you or anyone a parasite. On the contrary the idea of the 'Lisbon Guide' is to recap so that nobody need go to the trouble of sending a PM in search of basics. Keep up the good reporting work,
best regards
Mur
As we said earlier, business or tourist gentlemen sometimes invite a young woman to share their swanky hotel for an hour or two. This is usually an expensive event, especially if the lovely guest claims that her taxi cost €77 and that she needs to renew her energies by consuming everything in the minibar.
But there is deep pleasure in sprawling on the king-sized bed, wrapped in one of those soft towelling hotel bathrobes, awaiting the pretty putinha that you have ordered by phone. A soft knock at the door – there she is, in a discreet overcoat or in denims so as not to attract attention downstairs… and off come those garments to reveal the black lingerie combination or schoolgirl uniform that you had requested.
In fact on the rare occasions when Mur orders an escort (only on his travels, never in Lisbon), he asks for executive secretary clothes. This costume makes the goddess indistinguishable from other power-dressed females in the lobby, and is a delight to remove, piece by fragrant piece.
Now, returning to that Correio da Manhã website. Type the word ‘Deslocações’ into the search box. It means outcalls, social worker visits to people like you and Muri. Several dozen ads come up, like this one:
Bombástica... Inglesinha... 18 aninhos... Oral... Natural... Adoro... Apertadinha... apartamento... deslocações.
Interesting… a bouncy 18 year old English girl indeed, who loves giving BBBJ and describes herself as ‘apertadinha’… ‘tight little pussy’.
Any English monger reading this, with a daughter in Lisbon who said she was going to ‘study Portuguese’ ?
Which reminds Mur of a story, but… later. This one is probably 26 years old, and as ‘English’ as Zé Mourinho, but she possibly does speak the language.
Let’s try typing ‘hoteis’ into the box. Fewer hits, but how’s this?
Senhora 50A... Simpática... Convive domicilios, privado, hoteis English spoken .
Another English speaker, but fifty years old. Not Muri’s scene, although… is it the boss’s wife, perhaps? Mur has an evil dream of giving that 'tia' a big facial.
Finally, type ‘www’ into the box, for sites with photographs: most of these ladies can be persuaded to visit the presidential suite of the Sheraton Towers Hotel if you ask them very nicely, and at some of the sites you can find someone who speaks English. A later report will survey these web sites, although of course they change frequently.
You are very unlikely to secure an outcall to a Lisbon hotel for less than €100 per hour. €200 would be the norm, and the websites of some of the more exclusive courtesans announce tariffs up to €350 an hour, a price Mur will not pay. All the usual disclaimers apply about the reliability of web photographs and services promised.
And, yes, that story. Senior mongers may have heard it before. It must really have happened somewhere. Muri heard it told of a city in the faraway South.
Provincial lawyer dude Juan Domingo Carajo has business in B***** A****. He flies in on Thursday, taking an exquisite room at the Kempinski.
Friday he has to work, and afterwards he’ll take his daughter Dolores out to dinner. The apple of daddy’s eye, she is a law student at his old University in the capital.
He’s come to town early because Thursday night is to be his private treat. After a light supper, he calls one of the city’s many agencies, and orders, “a petite tanned brunette, with shapely legs and long glossy hair, early twenties, BBBJ and A on the menu, por favor.”
“Certainly señor, we have exactly what you require, she asks for US$350, but this young lady is worth every cent, believe me. She will be with you in half an hour.”
Don Juan Domingo pops his blue pill and spends a tedious thirty minutes in high anticipation, his veteran cock bulging and straining for action. That knock at the door… and, sure, you saw this coming... …it’s his little treasure, Dolores.
Freud tells us that there are no coincidences. JD’s phone call revealed a subconscious need to sodomise his daughter. Not uncommon in the country concerned, one hears.
Sexplorer wants to be the first to congratulate our trusty Mur on his landmark 300th post!
Bravo for your informative and enjoyable posts. The community of gentelmongers owes you a debt of gratitude for making this little corner of the world a better place.
Sexplorer
Obrigado, sexplorer.. and if you ever come to Lisbon...
The standard Lisbon mongering deal. All over the city and suburbs are apartments where sex costs €20 to €100.
There may be one woman, living alone, discreetly servicing a couple of clients per day in a neat two-bedroom apartment (one bedroom for sleeping, the other as ‘office’). This is the modus operandi of Suzy, out in Carcavelos. Or two ladies may set up together, sharing the housekeeping, as it were. This is how Leticia does her business. Or you may find a mama-san running a team of four, five, or six.
These multi-staff apartments can be magnificent. You arrive like a sultan visiting the harem; six beautiful girls approach one by one, kiss you on the cheek (rubbing breasts against you in the process, or even giving your cock an exploratory squeeze) and announce their names. Mama-san returns with a wicked smile to ask ‘who will you choose to quench your sexual thirst?’ and you make your difficult decision - or ask her to repeat the parade.
But other times, the apartment is a scramble of clients on their way in and out, hiding in bathroom, kitchen or closet while the girls keep the show moving: at rush hour, six babes to a three bedroom apartment can seem like a French farce. Mur does not mind sitting in the ‘waiting room’ hearing his predecessor loosening the ceiling plaster and the parquet floor, but he is less thrilled to meet him in the bathroom.
Another drawback is the survival of restrictive, even communist practices in what should be a free market activity. If several honeys work one apartment, they try to share the clients around. So if hideous ‘Bruna’ has not opened her plump legs all afternoon but ‘Carol’ and ‘Ana’, being more attractive, have grossed €500 by fucking the entire Portugal soccer team, then in the evening only Bruna will be available – “sorry, we have four girls, but one has gone out to eat and the other two are occupied for the next hour, so... there’s just little me, see?” says Bruna, hopefully, as you back away from her threatening bulk. The fact that you can hear Carol and Ana giggling in the kitchen makes this situation annoying.
These places usually charge €40 or €50 for half an hour, not an enormous sacrifice, win or lose. The most luxurious venues with more beautiful girls ask €80, or €100 the hour, and at the bottom end of the market, three flats near Rossio and a couple on Avenida Almirante Reis do €20 quickies. Cheaper than the cheapest SW in Lisbon.
(OK, if you have fucked in Lisbon for €15, don’t tell us about it. Be ashamed.)
If you can turn around in the time, most of these girls will give you a second shot. Mur usually asks for a hand job as round two, often with only five minutes on the clock, and he has seldom been refused.
The chance of good service increases if you can communicate enough to suggest you are not just passing trade. Tell her you have come to Portugal on a long contract and that you are really looking forward to learning the language and enjoying your new country. So, you have just checked out of your hotel and the airport taxi is waiting in the street, but go ahead and lie brazenly. If, like George Washington (but unlike most of his successors) you can’t permit yourself a falsehood, you are unfit for the company of a puta: not for nothing are ‘meretrix' and ‘mendax’ on the same page of the Latin dictionary.
70% of the girls in these flats are Brazilian.
Portuguese, Africans, Eastern Europeans and Asians, in that order, make up the rest. There used to be some excellent Colombian chicas in the cheaper houses, but no longer, for some reason.
Mur will return to the subject of ethnic variety later, if the good Lord of mongerdom spares him to continue this Gospel. He (Mur, not the good Lord) will now bring this report to an abrupt close because Mirage Klub will close shortly and he needs to see Diana.
Which will lead neatly on to the next section, a short one on ‘saunas’.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]These multi-staff apartments can be magnificent. You arrive like a sultan visiting the harem; six beautiful girls approach one by one, kiss you on the cheek (rubbing breasts against you in the process, or even giving your cock an exploratory squeeze) and announce their names. Mama-san returns with a wicked smile to ask ‘who will you choose to quench your sexual thirst?’ and you make your difficult decision - or ask her to repeat the parade..[/QUOTE]
Time for some recap, Mur, for our less Lisbon-experienced affiliates: Classic Ladies (ask for Alexandra and, once and for all, learn the truest, fuckingest meaning of the word "divine" - satori waits for you - or melt into Luciana's African metaphysical bliss); Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã'), New Center/Clinique de Massage (dive into the wondrous abyss of forgetfulness of dark-skinned Marina or lighter shaded ukranian Helena) or go for the head-on collision (I mean, your best friend's "head off" experience) with Patricia of Queluz.
Now, do your homework and read one or twenty of the previous posts.
[QUOTE=Murilloa](OK, if you have fucked in Lisbon for €15, don’t tell us about it. Be ashamed.).[/QUOTE]
Yes, do spare us.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]The chance of good service increases if you can communicate enough to suggest you are not just passing trade..[/QUOTE]
This may sound incredibly sissy but DO LOVE THEM. Women (who am I kidding?... People!) love to be truly loved, even if only for a moment. Pamper them, suck them, fuck them, bugger them, fist them till they cum, be gentle, make them feel special, wanted, jewels in the crown. It works and, best of all, it's true.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]If, like George Washington (but unlike most of his successors) you can’t permit yourself a falsehood, you are unfit for the company of a puta: not for nothing are ‘meretrix' and ‘mendax’ on the same page of the Latin dictionary..[/QUOTE]
Not exactly right, not quite wrong. It's a delicate balance.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Which will lead neatly on to the next section, a short one on ‘saunas’.[/QUOTE]
Wow! Can't wait to hear about it!
Not even slightly 'sissy', KL. Profoundly true.
Being a real grown-up man means going about your pleasures - and your work, for that matter - with a positive and loving attitude to others, knowing that if you offer, you will receive. It works, as you rightly say.
No intention to be cynical with talk of 'mendax' and 'meretrix': it's just that the business of being a puta, or a punter, necessarily involves us in standard deceits and evasions. Or do you think 'Diana' is her real name and she tells her Mom about Muri? Or do you inform Mrs Leão exactly where you've been when you come home late?
That's all I meant - and of course, the other side of the coin, is that regular good-value sex with someone as expert, affectionate and pure of heart as Suzy, is as honest as relationships get.
Just another Sunday morning sermon from the Right Reverend Murilloa, Bishop of Borratem.
The ‘sauna’ section follows tomorrow, as the Monday print edition of CM will be required to ensure accuracy.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]
That's all I meant - and of course, the other side of the coin, is that regular good-value sex with someone as expert, affectionate and pure of heart as Suzy, is as honest as relationships get.[/QUOTE]
Couldn't have said it better myself.
I believe a summit Mur/KL is due.
Mur,
While glancing through some old posts from the London board in isg, I came upon one of your reports involving the hook-up of a czech girl during the euro 2004.
I find it remarkable and impressive that you managed to do so with such apparent ease and would like to ask (if not too much trouble) whether if you could retell in finer detail the methodology you used to make it happen.
Although currently in University (supposedly the hot-spot for free sex; yeah right...), in my early 20s, I have yet to achieve a hook-up with a freebie. Discos here in Lisbon are awful for such purposes - I see them as the indulging of a very restricted elite.
I had a rather horrible experience a week ago with carol from portal-intimo.com, who for the first time made me experience sex as something banal and mechanic. Not to mention her garlic tainted breath, which made me abstain from even kissing her, and her huge nipples, making me nearly ask her if she was pregnant. To top it off, she suggested to me in the end that I should be more "dominant" in bed (!!!)
Which is partly why I'm turning my views to new horizons (the other reason being that mongering is such a drain to a student's finances).
I thank you (and everyone else who wants to participate on this topic) in advance for any advice you could give.
Pedrassi, that mad moment with a drunk overweight Czech babe was like England winnng the world cup - Just doesn't happen very often. Mur has explained his attitude to the pursuit of freebies elsewhere... but he is of a different age.
At your age, rather than hunting for fellow students in discos, what about the older ladies? That's where Muri had his successes many many years ago...
Too much work to continue the guide just now. Service will resume at the weekend.
Congratulations on such rich and entertaining information - far more evocative than on any other country page. Truly in line too with the feeling of old world decadence of charming Lisboa.
I am on my first *unaccompanied* trip to Lisbon, arriving this Sunday and free for action from around 2300 onwards. Unfortunately many of the prowlers here seem to operate by day, and services shut down towards 2200, when I look look at the web sites, or call. And the tourist or mafia clubs like Black Tie seem most unappealing.
Any particular recommendations for a first time mongerer? I tried contacting the Russians in Costa da Caparica, but English is not their forte, and could not discern if open late. Can I turn up unannounced? Is the "Mirage Klub" open late (they are on always on voice mail when I call)? Idem Clinique de Massage.. by the way, I love a good massage! Any hot recommendations?
Any phone number for Leticia?
Thank you.
[QUOTE=Yuiop 696] Any particular recommendations for a first time mongerer? I tried contacting the Russians in Costa da Caparica, but English is not their forte, and could not discern if open late..[/QUOTE]
I don't think so. Try Eva, the Hungarian girl I mentioned in the same post, she does speak English and is quite a treat. I believe she might even be up for a late dinner with fireworks display afterwards... Or call Classic Ladies ( 968 972 093 see previous posts), try some kind of arrangement with Alexandra and be ready for a heart attack.
A happy routine. Diana on Mondays, Suzy on Fridays. But even this will not do: a man without variety, whose kitchen is stocked with only two types of food, however delicious – why, that man is on his way to sex prison, or sex cemetery.
So on the ‘marginal’, returning from another trip with the boss, Mur pressed the ejector button in the passenger seat of the hideous SUV. He was catapulted into the air. The parachute opened crisply, and he made a neat landing behind the green fence that shields the Yellow House from prying eyes. It was 1230, lunch hour, a time when most garotas know the programme will begin - but the six women looked sleepy, ill-tempered, unprepared. One of them, Nadia by name, positively scowled as she presented herself. The others were hardly more welcoming. For a moment Muri thought the World Cup had started and he was interrupting a Brazil game. Only one, Natalia, offered a pretty smile. A firm, curvy young blonde - Mur swallowed the baited hook.
It was the last smile he saw. Natalia, native of São Paulo, took her €40, and then did everything in her power to be brisk, functional and unsympathetic.
It’s a fact of life - you sometimes meet a woman who has lost interest or is tired, or has no vocation. Then you get the rubber doll act, or what Brit ‘punters’ call the ‘assisted wank’.
Mur prides himself that with his charm, his smile, his jokes, his man-of-the-world command of tender teasing flattery, not to mention the reassuringly small size of his penis and his straightforward, conservative sexual requests: with all these, he can usually persuade a lady to relax, be receptive, agreeable, even to be active, even to be zestful.
Not this one. Worse than the rubber doll, for she actually put energy and spirit into the project of making her temporary lover feel like a worm in a turd.
Mur loves to unwrap his prize, the eternal teenager’s trembling fingers on the bra hooks. Natalia was having none of that. She shrugged away and undressed with back turned (her panties ironically bore the word Diana). Then she snapped off the light. There’s a standard line when chicas do this: “but you’re so beautiful, if you were ugly I would understand, but do not deprive my eyes of their rich feast by doing this lovely deed with me in darkness.” Or words to that effect. It always works.
Not this time. There was a curt, bad tempered argument, which she won.
Disdaining to touch him more than strictly necessary, and receiving his own caresses frigidly, she rolled the rubber armour into place like a nurse changing a catheter, and began CBJ, which was actually very good during the ten seconds it lasted. Another embarrassing moment as our overweight Oliver Twist begged pathetically for more.
But he had used his ration. Muttering something incomprehensible but clearly unfriendly, Natalia squatted to lube up with a fistful of KY. Mur respectfully, affectionately, suggested beginning in ‘doggy’. To see her face, you would have thought he’d asked if he could spit in her mouth. But she bent, and he entered. She started a groaning and gasping routine that was not acting, the way some chicas do: it was an angry sarcastic parody.
Mur likes to linger through the overture with long gentle strokes. Natalia writhed and bucked in an effort to finish the business, and collapsed face down on the bed to deny his hands access to her splendid breasts. He withdrew, asked her to turn on her back. This invitation to the most ordinary of poses met with another grimace as if the Marquis de Sade had just led his pet goat into the room.
In this position, she impatiently urged, “ Fodgee, fodgee, vai já, vai”: and then warned him that time was up - “Vai já, vão bater á porta”. (They’ll be knocking at the door). Tired of arguing, Mur strained the motor from first gear to top, ejaculated after a spasm that could technically be called an orgasm, and eased himself off Natalia, noticing again what a superb young body she was misusing. And her pussy was potentially a good lively creature, but being loaded with lubricant and attached to a ticking stopwatch, it offered little joy.
He dressed; she went for a shower, a pointedly long one to indicate just how filthy she felt after a four-minute fuck with such a fleabitten dog. She returned to find Mur looking anxiously in the mirror to check if he had broken out in plague spots, or become a werewolf or a Nosferatu. She made some caustic remark that he didn’t catch. He asked what she had said, she tossed her head, snarled, “ ‘squece” (fergeddit) and showed him the door.
In the sunlit street, he blazed with a sense of rejection and a childish powerless resentment he had not felt for years. Like schooldays, being treated with scorn, sarcasm and contempt by a teacher you’ve made every effort to please but who just has to dislike you. There was almost a lump in his scrawny old throat, as he tasted the futility, the waste of time, spirit and money, the pure fuckin’ injustice.
Cheap wholesome lunch at a nearby Brazilian joint restored a little faith in the land of ‘Ordem e Progresso’. But on the train home, he suffered the hangover of this bleak copulation. He thought of young mongers like Pedrassi, starting out on their careers. Experiences like this, at a tender age, could do permanent psychological damage, and perhaps even drive a man to drink, drugs, or monogamy.
Let’s not condemn the whole establishment over one girl’s bad day. But it may be clear from this thousand-word rant that Natalia, of the Yellow House in São João de Estoril, gained a place in the Hall of Shame.
Hell, this is such a crabby review that some reader will probably go out and try her, out of curiosity. Hope it goes better for you, comrade.
Great review, as usual you leave the reader engrossed in your descriptions and thoughts, catapulting him to the scene to be almost like an invisible figure observing in loco.
As to the actual experience, it really is a pity she gave you such a bad treatment considering how physically gifted she seemed to be. Although you can take (some) confort in the fact that it wasn't personal, as can be testified by the reviews in gpguia concerning her. She sounds like a very moody and strong-tempered lass, I guess it really amounts to catching Natalia when she's in a good mood. And she can actually afford the luxury of treating clients the way she likes (unlike most of the others) because of her looks, which consequently make her the favourite choice for most first-timers to the establishment, allowing her to scrap the whole concept of getting repeat clients altogether.
It is a bit of a paradox, but in a place where one gets to choose who one wants, the more beautiful a girl is the more probable she will treat a customer badly (there are exceptions to this rule of course).
As to the fool/sadist who after reading this still feels tempted to try her, I must admit that I am somewhat guilty. You have indeed stimulated my curiosity, and I'm hopeful that I might just catch her on a "good" day. Nevertheless, I seem to get curious about most girls talked about here, ranging from Suzy (Carcavelos/Parede remains my primary turf) to Eva, the hungarian Goddess much adored by KL. But the problem is that I have already devised a to-do list for the next couple of months:
1) Bianca Melo (pp website)
2) Lua Bruna (pp website)
3) SW Romanians in Poço (I'm usually shit scared of SW, but I find the prospect of being with a beautiful romanian girl a very attractive proposition indeed - the good reviews in gpguia finally convinced me to give this a go)
4) Bruna Torres (a repeat, best GFE ever!)
5) Marta (pp website)
Another woman (a 40-something year old MILF, according to gpguia reviews) I have sometimes considered is the ex-fitness instructor from Carcavelos who regularly advertises in CM, but i dare not pass such thoughts into reality, fantasies are one thing, what you actually get is quite another.
So I might just fit in a trip to the yellow house in the yellow train (thinking of a girl with yellow hair...) somewhere in that agenda. If I do, be assured that I will duly review all that happened here, if not only to establish a means of comparison with your experience. And yes, I hope too that I suffer no more psychological damage from this hobby. I have a friend who, while in the middle of a session with a working girl, got his condom ripped. Needless to say, it caused countless worries and caused him to quit mongering altogether. I must also eventually review my current status quo on uncovered BJs because while the risk of HIV transmission seems negligible/non-existent, I'm still not sure about hepatitis and all the other STDs.
Pedrassi
PS Mur the freebie older women sound like an interesting idea, but where could one meet such ladies?
[QUOTE=Pedrassi] So I might just fit in a trip to the yellow house in the yellow train (thinking of a girl with yellow hair...) somewhere in that agenda.[/QUOTE]
Boy, oh boy... you really enjoy dancing on the edge of disaster...
Allow me to suggest a no-risk, sure fire, alternative list:
Yes... Eva;
Alexandra - Classic Ladies;
Luciana - Classic Ladies (talk about GFE...);
Marina - Clinique de Massage;
Lilia - Costa da Caparica;
Patricia - Queluz;
Telma - Emanuelle/Giselle;
Suzy - Carcavelos.
You definitely can't go wrong with any of these.
[QUOTE=Pedrassi]I must also eventually review my current status quo on uncovered BJs because while the risk of HIV transmission seems negligible/non-existent, I'm still not sure about hepatitis and all the other STDs. [/QUOTE]
Hepatitis can easily be transmited through saliva and... perspiration. That means you should avoid any body/skin contact, forget kissing and cunnilingus, think twice about ordering a "bica" or a beer (the cup or the glass might not be properly washed...), stop handshaking altogether...
Of course it's wise to be careful but, when you think about it, you can't help but quote Jacques Brel's words: "Living can seriously damage your health".
Abraço.
Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations. Meanwhile Eva on answering phone. Coudln't understand address in phoning Patricia / Queluz
I am going to try to arrive earlier and make my way to Costa da Caparica, 968 876 132. Arriving to Costa from the highway (IC 20? - not the IP7?), turn left on the first crossing (???onto the N10 av Dom Sebastiao? - just as you come into the town, about 500m from the coast?) and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left (? so away from the coast?). Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. next to the last stop of the buses. The ladies are nearby (address? number? distinctive signs on house?).
Thanks
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Alternatively "Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã')" Any more precise cotnact details as of now? Thanks
Alternatively Patricia / Bruna (same house?) in Queluz, near the Belas train station, but more precisely? +351 96 864 21 24 Thanks
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Don Juan Domingo pops his blue pill [/QUOTE] Any good contacts for buying...? I bought some over the counter in a pharmacy in Gibraltar, and didn't realise how useful and what good value it was till I wanted some more!
Hello again gentlemen,
Thank you for keeping this Lisbon page so lively and informative!
I’ve loked thru past posts but don’t see any references to Bianca Melo (pp website) 2) Lua Bruna (pp website) 4) Bruna Torres 5) Marta (pp website). Where might I get info? Thanks
Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations. Meanwhile Eva on answering phone. Coudln't understand address in phoning Patricia / Queluz
I am going to try to arrive earlier and make my way to Costa da Caparica, 968 876 132. Arriving to Costa from the highway (IC 20??? - not the IP7?), turn left on the first crossing (???onto the N10 av Dom Sebastiao?? - just as you come into the town, about 500m from the coast???) and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left (? so away from the coast?). Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. next to the last stop of the buses. The ladies are nearby (???? address? number? distinctive signs on house?). Thanks
[url]http://www.viamichelin.de/viamichelin/deu/dyn/controller/mapPerformPage?pim=true&act=RefineToMap&rnd=1148723258375&E_mg=210506148lS10J406147114704108886MAPB2C1m103deu54200013161103669000nY29zdGEgZGEgY2FwcmljaWE00001100&stat=ambiguous_map&strChoice=0[/url]
Alternatively "Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã')" Any more precise cotnact details as of now? Thanks
Alternatively Patricia / Bruna (same house?) in Queluz ... near the Belas train station, but more precisely??? +351 96 864 21 24 Thanks
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Don Juan Domingo pops his blue pill [/QUOTE]Any good contacts for buying? I bought some over the counter in a pharmacy in Gibraltar, and didn't realise how useful and what good value it was till I wanted some more!
Hello again gentlemen,
Thank you for keeping this Lisbon page so lively and informative!
I've looked thru past posts but don’t see any references to Bianca Melo (pp website)
2) Lua Bruna (pp website) 4) Bruna Torres 5) Marta (pp website). Where might I get info? Thanks
Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations. Meanwhile Eva on answering phone. Couldn't understand address in phoning Patricia / Queluz
I am going to try to arrive earlier and make my way to Costa da Caparica. Arriving to Costa from the highway (IC 20? - not the IP7?), turn left on the first crossing (?onto the N10 av Dom Sebastiao?? - just as you come into the town, about 500m from the coast?) and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left (? so away from the coast?). Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. next to the last stop of the buses. The ladies are nearby (? address? number? distinctive signs on house?). Thanks
Alternatively "Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã')" Any more precise cotnact details as of now? Thanks
Alternatively Patricia / Bruna (same house?) in Queluz ... near the Belas train station, but more precisely?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Don Juan Domingo pops his blue pill [/QUOTE] Any good contacts for buying...? I bought some over the counter in a pharmacy in Gibraltar, and didn't realise how useful and what good value it was till I wanted some more!
[QUOTE=Yuiop 696]I am going to try to arrive earlier and make my way to Costa da Caparica, 968 876 132. Arriving to Costa from the highway (IC 20??? - not the IP7?), turn left on the first crossing (???onto the N10 av Dom Sebastiao?? - just as you come into the town, about 500m from the coast???) and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left (? so away from the coast?). Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. next to the last stop of the buses. The ladies are nearby (???? address? number? distinctive signs on house?). Thanks[/QUOTE]
Exactly as you say. The building (I seem to remember it's number 9, 3rd floor but I could easily be wrong, don't trust me...) is right behind the last stop of the buses that come from Lisbon to Costa. It's not away from the coast but paralell to the coast.
Anyway, I don' think Lilia will be there on the weekend...
[QUOTE=Yuiop 696]Alternatively "Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã')" Any more precise cotnact details as of now? Thanks[/QUOTE]
It's in Avenida da República (Lisbon center), more or less halfway between Praça do Saldanha and Campo Pequeno, in a tall building, I'm sure it's the 9th floor and almost sure (once again, don't trust me...) the door number is 49.
This is their site
[url]http://www.gizelle-escorts.com[/url]
(Emanuelle/Gizelle it's the same), 919405108. Telma isn't on the photo gallery but she's the one you really should try.
But, I believe it's closed on Sundays.
[QUOTE=Yuiop 696]Alternatively Patricia / Bruna (same house?) in Queluz ... near the Belas train station, but more precisely??? +351 96 864 21 24 Thanks[/QUOTE]
Near the Queluz de Baixo train station. Leave the station to your left, on the way out, turn left, it's on that very same street, next to the entrance of a shopping center.
Again, I doubt they will be there on Sunday...
[QUOTE=Yuiop 696]Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations.[/QUOTE]
Forgot about this...
I guess they close around 8.00 pm but I believe you could try and arrange a reservation for a later hour. Though certainly not for Sunday...
I'd like to make a reservation for... - (more or less phonetically, don't laugh...) Kero fazer marcassao kom...
What is the address? - Kual é a morada?
At what time? - A ke oras?
What is the door number? - Kual é o numero da porta?
Which floor? - Kual é o andar?
We aim to please.
[QUOTE=Yuiop 696]
Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations.[/QUOTE]
Forgot about this...
I guess they close around 8.00 pm but I believe you could try and arrange a reservation for a later hour. Though certainly not for Sunday...
I'd like to make a reservation for... - (more or less phonetically, don't laugh...) Kero fazer marcassao kom...
What is the address? - Kual é a morada?
At what time? - A ke oras?
What is the door number? - Kual é o numero da porta?
Which floor? - Kual é o andar?
Could it be for a later hour? - Pode ser mais tarde?
Classic Ladies is in Avenida 5 de Outubro (a paralell to Avenida da República of Emanuelle), right in front of the (old) public TV building. No idea about the street door number, guess it's on the 6th floor (A? B? C? D?...). Try and ask for Luciana to talk to you, her English is nearly perfect.
We aim to please.
- sorry about the double posting... you can erase the previous one.
At last, a few moments to continue the guide. ‘Saunas’ isn’t the correct word for these establishments. Few if any of them offer a steamy wooden cabin. Mur likes a genuine sauna, but his information, perhaps incorrect, is that Lisbon clubs with real saunas are Brokeback Mountain territory. It would be good to know where to enjoy a sauna without the attentions of fraternal cowboys: Muri wishes them no harm, but has no plans to get himself saddle sore.
Back to topic: rather than saunas, these are upmarket apartments. Some, like Mirage Klub, pose as spas or health clubs, with gleaming showers and jacuzzis, adjustable massage beds, piles of white towels, reception counters and cabinets stocked with gels and ointments, a style accurately described by one correspondent as ‘Whaddya Mean, *****house? Can't You See the Serious Spa Equipment and Beauty Product Posters?’
As well as comfort and hygiene, you are guaranteed first class ‘Beauty Products’ here, not the kind that come in jars and tubes but the ones in little high-heeled sandals and slinky see-through mini-dresses. Very seldom do these joints offer anything other than appetising, clean, well-presented ladies.
Sometimes you get a €25 to €50 bargain in Parede or Moscavide or wherever, and you think, “why isn’t this babe further up market?” but it doesn’t work the other way around, you will never go to Mirage or Adonis and think, “this dog should be down in the Poço fucking cheapskate bums like Mur”.
The guarantee comes at a price, of course. €80 for half an hour and €100 for a full two-blast sixty minutes is the standard at these classy places As a bewitching courtesan once said to Mur, clutching five blue twenties and admiring herself in the mirror, “a qualidade paga-se”.
She was right. Mur delves into the squalid depths of his memories of three years in lovely Lisboa. A long procession of putinhas. Never can he remember being disappointed at this end of the market: the €100 always feels well invested. Not by any means the case with the Portal Privado babes who charge the same or more: but they will be the subjects of a separate chapter, if the Good Lord spares Muri to carry on his mission to mongers.
If you are a stranger to Lusitania’s hospitable shores, eager to escape a hectic business routine or a frenetic family holiday, then these establishments, all in the central business district, are the top recommendation. Note that they do not publish in the online CM, but appear in box ads in the print edition – another little sign that the establishment sees itself as upmarket. Here is a list, probably far from comprehensive, and strictly in alphabetical order - it’s over to you, gentlemen, for the onerous task of researching and ranking them in order of quality.
Asistentes em Lingerie, [url]www.elitelx.com[/url] 965256369
Atrio Saldanha Club, 967988917
Barbies Saldanha, 962652524
Classic Ladies, 968 972 093
Clínica de Massagem 919471262 [url]www.clinicadoprazer.net[/url] Av. Marques de Tomar, 5, 1
Executive Club 967236270
Gizelle Club [url]www.gizelle-escorts.com[/url]
Le Château, ex Adonis [url]www.lechateau23.com936617363[/url]
Michelle e Assistentes 963904565
MirageKlub 912 650 077 (this number would be tattooed on Muri’s dick, except that, well, it's quite a long number)
New Center 919474194 Avenida Marques de Tomar, 33, 5º
PlayGirls 913229706
Rosebelle 919405108
As you see, several have web sites - these have proliferated, and Lisbon entrepreneurs almost rival Buenos Aires colleagues with their deft use of PhotoShop and their ability to persuade one girl to display under a different ‘nom de guerre’ on two or more sites. It will be difficult to attempt a list or a resumé of these sites, but as readers know, Mur will try most anything, so perhaps soon… but the next definitive offering will engage the Portal Privado phenomenon and return to that age old theme, Brasileiras.
[url]http://www.lisboaescort.net/[/url]
[url]http://www.segredos-luxo.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.convivio-portugal.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.coelhinhas-sexys.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.compraouvenda.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.cluberelax.net/[/url]
[url]http://www.clinicadoprazer.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.casarao.icom.pt/[/url]
[url]http://www.belledejour.web.pt/[/url]
[url]http://www.apartadox.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.globosexual.com/pagina.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.acompanhanteslux.com/indexx.php?c=106&link=GrandeLisboa[/url]
[url]http://www.desejos.net/brn.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.iroticus.net/index1.html[/url]
[url]http://kamagirls.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.relaxclub.cjb.net/[/url]
[url]http://www.gostosaemprivado.net/girls.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.goldensecret.net/port/anuncio.pl?pag=5&ini=0#[/url]
[url]http://www.glamourescortsclub.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.escort-pt.com/Galery.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.escortportugal.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.encontrosecreto.com/[/url]
[url]http://paula19brasil.no.sapo.pt/[/url]
[url]http://panterasklub.********.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.dirintimo.com/sector.asp?sc=1&tm=Acompanhantes%20Femininas&pg=3[/url]
[url]http://www.zonaquente.net/Mosaico.shtm[/url]
[url]http://www.massagens.net[/url]
[url]http://www.escortportugal.com[/url]
[url]http://www.loukuras.com/modelos.asp[/url]
[url]http://lady18.escortwww.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.elitelx.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.topgirlsclube.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.sexyin.com/classified.php?catid=3&subcatid=15[/url]
[url]http://www.piriguetis.com/pagina2.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.privatesin.com/anunciantes.asp[/url]
[url]http://www.portaldodesejo.com/feminino.html[/url]
[url]http://www.paginanet.net/up/portalparadise/main.html[/url]
[url]http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=homepage[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com[/url]
[url]www.apartadox.com[/url]
[url]www.acompanhanteslux.com[/url]
have fun searching around...
Zé, that is fuckin' incredible. Nobel prize for you, lad.
[QUOTE=Murilloa] Never can he remember being disappointed at this end of the market: the €100 always feels well invested.[/QUOTE]
Not always, Muri. And I'm not thinking of the PP babes. In every single one of those you mention (maybe with the one exception of Classic Ladies but I haven't been there for quite a while) there are wonderful AND disastrous experiences waiting for you.
But you're a kind and merciful heart...
[QUOTE=Murilloa]the next definitive offering will engage the Portal Privado phenomenon and return to that age old theme, Brasileiras. [/QUOTE]
And the Apartado X which is quite similar. Even if both do not display only Brazilian babes. And the ones they feature come in prices that range from 50€ to 150€.
Just for Monger's History sake: the one and only real Lisbon sauna in Brokeback Mountain-free territory used to be in Rua da Glória (the first street on your right when you walk up Calçada da Glória, the one with the yellow escalator from Restauradores to Bairro Alto). It was quite spacious, with a large reception hall, several (really comfortable) round bathtubs in equally large cabinets along a huge corridor, and a heavenly staff of courtesans whose only goal was to make you leave the premises walking on fluffy cotton clouds.
I swoon as I write and the mind wanders towards the memories of Marilyn-lookalike Beta (Mary Magdalen be praised!... how we swam in pools of perspiration, foam, vapour and saliva!...), sex athlete, Louise Brooks twin sister and BJ-queen Paula, and...
Sadly deceased in the early 90s.
‘thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!
why dost thou lash that whure? strip thy own back;
thou hotly lusts to use her in that kind
for which thou whip’st her.’ (‘king lear’ iv, vi 157-60)
the ‘beadle’ was the parish policeman. he was in the poço yesterday. fortunately murilloa had already taken his pleasure. there's a fresh bouquet of romanians in town, but katerina, aka irina3, was not on view at first, so a bright-eyed slim gypsyish girl with a lovely bum-length glossy black ponytail was taken upstairs. yuliana by name, she was a good substitute. mur had spotted her on a late night visit a week earlier with a distinguished visiting monger; but on that occasion she was on her way home, so the gentlemen extravagantly taxied all the way from praça figueira to the yellow house (report later).
after yuliana, mur hung around playing with his phone camera. irina3 was back on the beat and he wanted to snatch a picture of her to publish for peaceful. a dangerous game, perhaps, wielding a camera round here, but what is life without a piquant little dash of fear?
mur was keeping a watchful eye out for pimpodaddies, when suddenly the romanian sweeties rep001tered in all directions. law enforcement, the modern beadle, had entered our urban eden. mur pocketed the phone and retired discreetly. but on the way he saw the brave custodians of law and order catch one of the chicas and lead her to their van.
what happens to the girls when they are taken away? well, according to irina1, who discussed this with mur in pidgin spanish two years ago, they just hold them at the station for hours and hours, check such documents as they may have, and release them late at night. we live in the civilised 21st century, so there’s none of that whipping which a garota could expect if caught on blackfriars stairs blowing william shakespeare. irina1 said the coppers don’t even take advantage by demanding a freebie. they just deprive the ladies of a few hours of liberty and work.
why? here’s an averagely grubby street with a fair hotel, two acceptable bars, a neat chinese supermarket and a basic pensão where nice young women from a poor country earn money by pleasuring sad old fucks like you and muri. sure, there are pimpodaddies around to see that no asshole mistreats the girls and that no dickhead takes pictures of them. probably the guys also take beer money off them, but there is no way these cheerful cuties are trafficked exploited slaves. they are here for a working holiday, and bring nothing but joy to our ancient corner of europe. unlike intendente, up the road, there are no drugs or weirdoes in the poço, unless you count muri’s alcoholism and sex-mania. non-monger tourists wander through or trundle by in the quaint old trams without any fear or frisson.
as taxpaying monger mur feels aggrieved, like old boy lear quoted above.
well, at least if you work in portugal, rather than mr blair’s island of the insane, you know that your taxes are not going to fuck up any iraquis… but mur wishes the beadle would take his lash to some real criminals instead of these precious eastern charmers.
pathetic photographs give evidence in the appropriate section.
I visited Poço some days ago. And was incredibly disappointed.
Following the directions mentioned here, I passed the McDonald's Rossio and reached Praça da Figueira. Kept on walking straight until I reached some traffic lights which separate Poço from the quaint touristy zone. I realized from a glance that this was the place due to the presence of some 3/4 women standing against the wall on the other side. One was middle-aged, the others were just plain grannies. All the same, this meant I was on the right track and so continued onwards, into the heart of "Ghettoland". Sure, there were still a few tourists around, but the landscape had slowly changed to include more gangsta types and less mainstream-looking people.
When I finally reach the next intersection, I come upon a relatively short, robust-looking girl who suddenly locks her eyes into mine. I move away, but she calls back at me. I turn around, and she signals for me to come towards her. I comply, and as soon as we are within talking distance a slightly amusing conversation takes place:
Her: Queres foder?
Me: Huh?
Her: Do you speak english?
Me: Sure...
Her: Wanna fuck?
Me: uuh, well, how much?
Her: 25
Me: Well, thanks for the offer, but I have some other rather pressing things to do. What's your nationality btw?
Her: I'm Romanian.
It's not that she was particularly ugly (though she wasn't particularly pretty either), and had I been in the right disposition (I. E. Somewhat horny and desperate) I might just have taken her offer. But I hadn't gone to Poço that sunny afternoon with the intention of getting laid. I'd gone for a session of voyeuristic pleasure and to get an idea of how the ladies were like.
I continued my path around the block, where another three girls tried the same trick of locking eyes with me. They seemed to leave all the other people around alone, which made me wonder whether if I was their preferred kind of prey. Perhaps I just looked displaced in that troubled area.
While passing through the residencia I see a blonde girl coming out, her cheeks blazed pink and a really creepy-looking guy right beside her. Made me think better about the inconveniences of such a low market price; how even drug-addicts can satiate their occasional sexual urges in this place.
I eventually move back to the Rossio metro station stairs, a tad disillusioned with the spectacle seen moments earlier. But then a pleasant surprise seemed to arise: a girl was standing next to the metro stairs, speaking on her mobile in a foreign language that seemed to be romanian. And this one looked quite fuckable, to put it brusquely. So I decided to wait until she finished her phone call, trying to look as unsuspicious as possible to all the passing public. When she finally puts it down, she heads off down the stairs to the metro. I was most surprised by this development, but decided to follow her to see what she would do. She headed off to the Telheiras line, so I gave up.
Which made me wonder: perhaps she was just a tourist who I'd mistaken for a *****? Good job I decided not to approach her directly then.
Anyhow, despite the Poço fiasco I continue to be very thankful for the presence of readily available commercial sex. I reckon that it would be more morally despicable to bring a youth, in what's supposed to be the auge of his sexuality, into a period of forced abstinence, than to allow young girls to sell their sexual services.
Which is why there's a case to be made for States to subsidise prostitution and not repress it. Think of the spiritual happiness and general welfare that could spread from such actions. Of course, that will never happen, such is the twisted nature of the World we live in. Some say prostitution is a perverse, cruel industry. Well it is nothing more than a reflection of the perverse, cruel society that sustains it.
Enough philosophising for now.
Perhaps a bit like Master Murilloa I find myself occasionally on the way to Poço. There I elected sometime ago my current princess of Romania. I was attracted by her slim and elegant figure, long curly black hair, half blood gipsy. More than her almost inexistent curves, her tenderness keeps me always interested in going there, and even when I thing about trying another Romanian girl I am led towards her by some unknown force. Be cool Murilloa, her name is not Irina nor even Iuliana…
Note that the TDs are not so much better or even very different from the others, but she makes me feel good.
The facilities are bad, and the clock is always ticking – never spent more than 20 minutes inside. I would like to take her somewhere else, to some more convenient place, but my suggestions have not had any practical results so far.
Today, I was there only to know that she had been taken by the police. Again?
With the last pictures posted by Murilloa, he comments that the girl in white by the phone had been taken, and it seems to me despite the poor quality that she is the princess, that also appears in another shot.
If this is the case she has been taken twice in just 2 or 3 days. I fear that she goes back to her country willingly or not, and I have to endure the painful process of testing, screening and electing a new princess.
This is my first post here, and since English is not my native language I ask for your kindness regarding my writing abilities. In the appropriate section I post 2 photos related to the text.
Last time I was in Lisbon I called some numbers from the newspaper and they gave some directions to some apartment in Saldanha on the top of a Shopping center. Unfortunately there are are two shopping centers there (Atrium and Residence?) and I am wondering if there are actually two different such apartments or just one. I could not find either!
Piotr, your English is fine, better than most of those who serve in Blair's 'government'.
It is good to hear that you have found someone worth returning to, in the Poço.
It is infuriating to hear that she has been taken to the station so frequently.
As so many writers and philosophers have pointed out, there will one day come a moment when relations between the sexes are not spoiled by laws, taboos and hypocrisy. It will benefit both males and females.
But that time has not yet come. You don't have to be a radical or a revolutionary to believe that one day our children will be able to put sexual relationships into a more honest and realistic context.
Jackson's forum is helping us in the right direction.
Till then, enjoy your princess when the coppers allow.
And if you can, persuade her into more tranquil surroundings and fuck her beautifully.
with respect
Mur
They say curiosity kills the cat, but I couldn't resist and went there again tonight. Just to see. Well, the princess and I had a brief talk, she is free again after 3 or 4 hours, but very sad. Her mood was not encouraging, and I left promising her to return one of these days.
Thank you Murilloa, for your words.
what the hell happened?
What the hell happened? What happened to Little Romania?
I was there yesterday, in the Poço trying to make it happen, again. I arrived at 2: 30p. M. And went directly to the place. Empty of working girls, only some working men (constructors). "It's soon, the girls need to have lunch too" I though so I wandered without destination in that area. Half hour later I went there and empty again. Passed right trough the crumbling palace of pleasure, went in the galleries seeking and no one! 3 o' clock it's time to open the shops for the consumers god damn it! I was dried out so I went for a coke. And waited another half hour, returning to the rendez-vous point and again. NOTHING! It was half past 3! The shops ought to be open by now ARGH, I was to left frustrated but when I arrived the subway a ray of hope prevented me to pass the ticket and leave. So I walked up again, took a large, very large, walk to pass on the Poço, empty at 4 o' clock, once more. With my hope dead I left frustrated without seeing Catarina or Yuliana, not even that no-so-pretty woman that proposed to me last time, not only one Romanian chick, left without satisfaction, tired of walking under that scorching sun and lurking around with suspicious eyes and with a headache because of the coke that was too damn cold – what a major flop. So I wonder: what the hell happened? Did it close, did the police got a new target to harass, what the hell happened?
Best regards.
Unfortunately no reports at this stage, last time I came to Lisboa had no time for fun but just work, but I do promise I'll try one, or even 2, places soon and report back. Here I just wanted to congratulate with Murilloa for his compendium on Lisbon's more treasured secrets and for saving us a lot of bad experiences and disappointments. I believe you are a gifted and talented writer and read always with fun all your reports. I will make an effort to equal, or at least come close to, your detailed reports next time I'm in the beautiful Lisboa.
Regds
P_cla
This reports a occurrence somewhere between April and May. I was hungry to rendezvous her person and mouth so there I went. She really is amazing, sympathetic and natural human relationship manager, and personally I'd add beautiful. But, I don't know why, this time was different, though the confidence increased I felt somewhat repeating the same experience (not totally true, we did some new naughty stuff) and it wasn't as memorable as the first time. But well, maybe it's me that has a stray heart, because Patrícia does her job flawlessly.
I'm waiting for news concerning little Romania. In the meantime I may revisit Patrícia, again.
Best regards,
Peaceful.
That which is truly Divine tends to be perceived by the lowly human eye in many different and wondrous forms.
"I was sent forth from the power,
and I have come to those who reflect upon me,
and I have been found among those who seek after me.
Look upon me, you who reflect upon me,
and you hearers, hear me.
You who are waiting for me, take me to yourselves.
And do not banish me from your sight.
And do not make your voice hate me, nor your hearing.
Do not be ignorant of me anywhere or any time. Be on your guard!
Do not be ignorant of me.
For I am the first and the last.
I am the honored one and the scorned one.
I am the w.h.o.r.e. and the holy one.
I am the wife and the virgin"
("The Thunder, Perfect Mind" - Nag Hammadi Library)
Thus polytheism.
Thus polygamy.
I recently came upon the Divine and She was a tall, statuesque brunette.
And She was a small, fleshy blonde.
The Divine has mischievous pitch-black eyes.
The Divine enraptures you with acquamarine-green eyes.
Her Holy Name is Diana.
[url]http://www.gizelle-escorts.com./[/url]
But She's kind enough to let you call Her Kelly.
[url]http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?dir=images/galeria/CPkelly919462347/&id=143&evento=Kelly[/url]
Diana is, possibly, a higher manifestation of the Divine since, in the Temple where She dwells, there is no iconic representation of Her.
But don't let that fool you, sinner: because you can see Kelly's physical body, how unwise it would be to imagine that She is a mere human like you!...
All ceremonies and rituals of worship are allowed.
All ceremonies and rituals of worship are encouraged.
All are (and should be) duly performed.
And, no doubt, you will notice that, as the Lover becomes the Loved One, a moment will occur when Time and Space cease to be.
That's when you'll verily know that the Divine goes by the names of Diana, Kelly, Alexandra, Luciana, Telma, Patricia, Marina, Lilia, Milena, Vânia, Suzy...
That's when you'll Know.
little romania is again at cruising speed. the interruptions have been temporary, during a few hours each, but after that inconvenience, business as usual. now there are some 10 girls, no big stars - except for me. maybe i'm not too demanding. i've been there last thursday and once more climbed those steps to the room, with my elected hand in hand.
well, they are not really professionals, but they have a hard time standing no less than 12h a day, 7 days a week for a few months to earn a few thousand € , that in romania are a small fortune. that may keep them idle until they find there a job with no more than a monthly €100 - perhaps one day's pay in poço.
imo their attitude is not comparable with the great majority of the other colleagues, locals or brazilians. but that does not mean that they have better performance, they are just different.
Kama leao,
Great, divine links! Can you give us some addresses? In the web site they just say center of Lisbon. I called the number but I did not understand the directions.
[QUOTE=Petemarkou]Kama leao,
Great, divine links! Can you give us some addresses? In the web site they just say center of Lisbon. I called the number but I did not understand the directions.[/QUOTE]
Goddess Diana - Avenida da República (Lisbon center), 49, more or less halfway between Praça do Saldanha and Campo Pequeno, 9th floor right.
Goddess Kelly - Av. Marquês de Tomar (not far from Gizelle, Goddess Diana's shrine), 5, first floor.
Dear Piotr,
I'm glad that normality has been restablished. I don't know if your reply will arrive before my third attempt but anyhow I leave the question (they are two):
1) You say 12 hours per day. How are those hours distributed? From what time to what time? Should 10-12 AM, 2-4 PM?
2) I seek Catarina or Yuliana... but in case they're gone it might be helpful to know your princess name, or description at least.
Thanks and best regards, I'll report as soon as possible.
P.
after the clarification of mr. piotr i hesitantly made a new attempt. there i was, a little before lunchtime, climbing up the rossio subway station stairs and feeling weak. arrived at the place i first pass trough two fat satten ladies and see them, three romanian princesses, in the distance. "after so many months it's finally going to happen! " and then, as i came closer, my heart started pounding harder. they were at the arcades and i was slowing my pace to let people pass, acting casual. then i arrived at the arcades and made up my mind targeting the black haired one. as i came closer they looked busy doing nothing and didn't approach me so i climb the stairs pretending to buy some african hair stuff. then i walked down and once again no approach. a black dude passed and my girl talked to him - what the hell, don't i deserve a "queres foder? " too? ! - i went down to gaze at some random objects on sale and glanced right at a red haired very pretty young prostituta sad eyes leaning on a pillar. "poor girl, she must be a junkie. " i thought while moving away my eyes.
ok, this is my third time passing near you girls, if you ignore me i'll talk to the junkie pretty girl. as i got closer a young, slim, short, immature kid-alike girl (but older than 18! totally legal mr. policeman) came to talk to me. i said i was looking for catarina. she started poking fun at me yelling "catarina! catarina! ahoow catarina! he wants catarina! "; - shh. - i begged, but it was too late, now everybody knew i was going to the putas. screw it!
catarina (the black-haired woman, what a lucky guess) finally looked at me and without saying a word started to walk. i followed her trough the eternal walkway of shame in silence staring at the floor until the pensão. arrived at the pensão she starts climbing the stairs and once again i follow. climbing those 3 or 4 floors of old rotten stairs in a mild lighted building was surely surreal. arrived at the place the door is opened and people are walking all around, men, women, yes. yes. sure. i’m here to fuck. shame on me.
arrived at the room she closes the door, the floor is so rotten i could see the level under trough a hole in it! not a word has been spoken yet! no price, no do's and don't's, not even hi. this is a dream come true, my anonymous wordless introductionless sex is going to happen, but soon enough i show how dumb i am and talk, ask her something stupid and break the silence. "ahn" she replies. i didn't understood if that was a yes or a no, or a maybe but it doesn't even matter. she starts undressing without saying a word and i mimic. then she goes to the bide and starts washing her vagina while i'm already naked, standing alone looking to the mirror, trying to peek and look at her vagina, admiring her white skinny back and looking at the level under trough the crack on the floor. i keep ruining it asking stuff. "can we slow it down? "; "ahn", a yes i suppose.
we were naked, she's clean, i was already clean, she lays on the bed and i lay too. i start touching her. she wasn't responding, not verbally, not gestually, not bodily, nothing, which made me feel awkward. i didn't knew where to touch to make her feel anything at all so i went for her pussy like a prisoner after 10 years in jail. and licked her small natural in shape pretty tits. she's a woman full of sex-appeal, she's pretty, a beautiful skull, hypnotic brown eyes, red sexy lips, the blackest hair i ever saw; slim, well shaped ass, tall, pale, a noble figure, cold inside with living warm skin, distant, enygmatic, mute; she is czarina catarina. i asked her if i could kiss her in the mouth; "náuu" she mumbled, so "náuu" is no, got that.
so there i was laid down with her waiting awkwardly for my cock to get sucked as it's usual. i stop touching her since she didn't respond at all so she sat and put a midget small tight condom on me. again i kissed her skin and ears and again asked if i could kiss her mouth - "aaa! náuu! aquí" pointing at her cheek. dumb as i am i fell on the joke and really kissed it! i kissed her cheek! very funny, she could be a stand-up comedian.
she laid down and spread her legs. "hmmm, isn't something missing miss? ", i thought, but ok, i wanted to make sure i would fuck a romanian chick (another nationality to my "already fucked list") and do it with a street walker before i died (it was dangerous since the floor was rotten, the bed could fall on the lower level and kill us both) so i quickly dive in.
for some minutes i was upon her, warming up and hearing that miserable bed eek while staring at her lovely beautiful face and her dark pair of eyes focused at somewhere else than me or my face. then i asked her if she wanted to go on top. "ahh. náauu", she mumbled. she's a rubber-doll with life! (not entirely because she moves just the minimum to haste you). after a few more minutes i asked her to go on 4. "ãahn? o qui é quatro? " so i showed it to her by posing myself as a dog. "ahh. " and so she positioned herself. she wasn't lubbed and i was afraid that the (mini) condom would blow up. the doggy was boring since she still wouldn't move and now though i had this fantastic vision: a in-shape small lovely butt and her entire vertical spine almost ripping her skin apart outside her slim body, but i couldn't enjoy her porcelain face.
after a few minutes she finally took the iniciative and said something: "aahn. "; i deducted it was "hurry up" so i asked her to lay down again so i could finish and to lube my dick. she accepted (with an "ahn") and went to her purse to get some. then she laid down and once again i was on top and by the end she was breathing fast, seemed like orgasm to me. was it? or was she faking it? could it been without her being moist? why would she fake it? to make me come faster? anyway, i pounded harder and came, felling on her. we were both sweating and burning. i melt the rubber-doll! beautiful!
i took a moment, 20 seconds approximately, until my dick spasms stopped and came out. she quickly, quietly, cleaned her pussy and dressed in front of the mirror. a thing i couldn't stop noticing: i licked her tits and ears and she didn't clean it! probably i ate other men spit. ?
after she and i were both dressed up she stayed standing silently and i tried to take my little ridiculous revenge. i stand in silence without making the move to pay, playing dumb. 1 second. 10 seconds. 20 seconds. 23, 5 seconds and she wouldn't talk, not even to ask the payment, won't she ever say a word? why! she approached the black guy (without prejudice or offense but i'm not half as ugly as he was, and i'm much younger)! my revenge failed so i made the move and paid. i gave her 30 euros, 5 more than the standard (even though we never discussed prices), a tip of 20% of the base value, and pointed it out "i added 5 euros! ". "obrrrígada. " she mumbled. well, i know i'm not a hero but couldn't you at least fake it, that you were surprised or happy and give me a little victory?
on the leave i knew she was going to stay here for more 3 months. i wished her "a prosperous summer. (whatever that may mean to her.)" and she, for once, smilled and let me kiss her goodbye. she went one way and i left the poço trough another. so. now, i’m officially a level 1 street-monger. the level 2 is obtained when you have sex in a car with a sw.
prologue of my long long post
argh, even with all the ranting and frustration i somewhat loved this weird experience; it was so underground, hardcore, raw, amusing, thrilling and mostly long-desired and waited for so long. i will surely repeat. maybe next time not with the rubber-doll queen catarina, or maybe i will! if i will i promise i won't speak a word. or at least try. or at least not star making stupid conversations. she's so pretty, so passive, so silent. i'll do naughty stuff until she asks me to stop, at least she will start talking. so. if you like rubber-dolls she's the one! sorry for the long post, it's to compensate the talking that didn't happen today.
resume: it was weird. it was so funny. she's so lovely. i loved it.
best regards,
p.
[b][u]editor's note[/u]:[/b] [blue]i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread.[/blue]
Fellow Peaceful,
First of all congratulations are in order. Our 1st experience with a SW is always worth remembering, and your detailed post deserves an anthology.
I'm sure we all had our singular moments, and if I may tell you my opinion, do not repeat that czarina, at least not before testing further. I'm speaking against my own practice with the princess, but reason tells me that. And don’t feel put off by their lack of initiative.
The 12 hours period is from 11am till 11pm aprox. Of course during that period they do some walking around the block, go eat something (I think they never have a full meal there), eventually go for a short period to the several pensions where they live. But not as a group, and I never noticed any real “guardians” standing by. They are, as far as I know, perfectly free to do their own chores along the day.
My “princess”, better yet my former princess, is named Elena, long, pitch black curly hair, half gipsy, later twenties, slim body, very elegant, and speaks a fair Spanish. Beneath her clothes you will discover you should have met her 10 years ago… better than words, you may see her picture I posted in the photo section of this forum.
Well, just now I called former princess because after a long relationship coloured by frequently climbing those hideous stairs, yesterday I felt really mistreated and told her so.
But she is convinced that the spell she put on me lasts forever, but she’s wrong. It has helàs already ended, and one of these days – maybe tomorrow – she will see one of her friends climb the stairs with me… Be noted however that I’ve never been a SW or Poço addict, and my 1st time in that pensão was precisely with Elena who, I must confess gave me moments of pure bliss.
Enjoy
Comrade Piotr,
I have also been interested lately in the Poço SW Romanian scene. In fact, one day before Peaceful (presumably) went I went there with a friend in the early afternoon to check out the girls. I believe I saw your Elena from the distance with 2 other girls to the left of the chinese supermarket. All the others nearby seemed to be generally unacceptable in terms of looks. I quickly locked eyes with one of her friends and she came hopping over to talk to me. Unfortunately, she seemed to speak neither portuguese nor english, making Elena also come to act as translator. Her friend was reasonably pretty, but she (Elena) didn't have 2 teeth!
Which makes me wonder, is this the same girl we're referring to? Because it's a major turn-off to me when the girl doesn't have all her teeth (and to most people I assume). I asked her friend if she kissed, which Elena translated for her and to which the answer was affirmative, followed by a friendly laugh.
I would have gone, but the lost teeth image still lingered in my mind, making me back away. I did not manage to find out her friend's name, which was a pity.
But I have not given up on Poço yet. Eventually I shall gather courage and do it, even if it is particularly risky.
Gentlemen,
I've tried various places in Lisbon, as described in previous posts. I've already noticed that most appartments' rooms are painfully hot during Summer. In the meanwhile, air-conditionned clubs as Elefante, Gallery, etc., only open at night. Too bad to stay indoor anyway when weather is so fantastic…
I'm dreaming of a mansion with pool and sundecks, which would host nice girls keen to please wealthy-ish patrons. There are places like this in Sao Paulo, Goiania and Recife. Does some member know if such a paradise does exist in Lisbon or vicinity? Just think about chatting under an umbrella and sipping a fresh beer surrounded by wet bikinis… getting a tan before making your pick and 'rest' upstairs!
Thanks by advance for your advises,
Long life to Portuguese Forum,
GB
PS: Peaceful, thanks for your refreshing report. I'm sure we all felt the adrenaline shot when going up the stairs with a complete unknown - more 'adventure' than 'performance being more than usual, indeed. Keep on reporting!
Poço again,
This morning I decided to go there again to look for a candidate to fill the void in my soul, and of course even after many years of practice, I repeated the same mistake. The lot was reduced, and not finding any worthy sw, instead of going elsewhere or home to have a quiet lunch, my mind was crossed once more by the evil words: “I’m already here, let me take the chance”, and I picked one randomly.
Big mistake. At close distance she is really ugly, she wouldn’t take off her top and bra, she didn’t wash herself – even if I was her 1st of the day, she ought to keep the appearances ! - she hardly touched my recently showered body, she placed the condom with the tips of her fingers, and the only glimpse of excitement I felt, were the rhythm changes during the covered bj.
Not enough. My dear mr. pickwick couldn’t maintain a hard on, and she was totally unhelpful. I think she believes that besides sucking for two minutes a plastic covered piece of flesh, laying on the bed with her legs apart, is all she has to do. Another two minutes, and I told her to put her clothes on.
I cannot remember her name, she is from Iarna, Romania and has been a while in Padova, Italy where she learned to speak Italian. It was my worst experience with a sw.
My dear Elena, perhaps I have to think again and forgive your ill tempered manners.
That, or it will take a while until my return to that rotten place.
In the other end of the spectrum of sensations let me share with you, pleasure lovers, another kind of experience and this one extremely pleasant:
Sometime ago when I was in the mood for a good massage, I called a brasilian girl (C.M.):
AREEIRO... Massagista... Delicada... Massagem... Relaxamento... Convivio não... Diplomada... Tm:961645376
The advert says: convivio não (meaning: no sex).
In a nice and clean ap near Areeiro, I had my totally naked body professionally handled for an hour, by a very competent 30 y. old almost nice masseuse, at the sound of a very relaxing music, incense burning on the counter, and the last 10 minutes of her “treatment” led me to one of the most deeply felt orgasms in years.
Of course I keep going there. Booking in advance is mandatory.
I’ll be there tomorrow. I have to overcame my disgusting experience of the day…
Pedrassi:
You are right about the 2 canine teeth! It's a recent loss (I knew her before...) that I hope, for her sake, she can replace when she flyes back to Romania again next month for a short(?) holiday.
Anyway, she looks funny with a small hole each side !, well, I' tried so far not to notice, but now that you mentioned I don't if I can...
On the other side she has for sure the nicest hair in Poço, that for me is a serious turn on.
Congratulations, Peaceful. You brought back to elderly readers all the nervous energy of those first times with an SW, the mixture of excitement, anticipation, shame and lust. Also your descriptions of the Poço and the Czarina are exact and atmospheric. Mur has met senior mongers recently who questioned why a relatively affluent gentleman would spend any time at this end of the market. Your report is a sufficient answer.
You now have a choice. Do you return to try a different EE lady, or do you confront Empress Catharine the Great for a second engagement?
(Jeez, if any Russian mafiosi read this, Mur is on the death list for melding the national heroine with a Romanian wench. Even though we know that the Empress herself had sexual habits that make any SW look like Julie Andrews in ‘The Sound of Music’. )
The story about Julie Andrews and the horse is untrue, by the way.
Typically, these girls will be more responsive when they realise that you are a ‘repeat’ customer, and you may find that second time around, Catarina unbends a little, especially if you again offer €30 and pay up front to show that you enjoyed her last time and trust her now. She may put additional effort into retaining you as a regular; but then after ten visits or so, she’ll begin to take you and your money for granted and treat you like shit. These lovely women may be prostitutes, for the moment, but their genes instruct them how to behave like girlfriends and wives.
Piotr has described how it goes, in his incisive reports.
On the other hand, you may prefer to avoid a ‘relationship’, deciding that variety is the spice of life. In this case, you will take the girls, one by one, up the creaky stairs. They will realise that you are a serial fucker, a non-repeater, and you may never get past the rubber doll performance.
Or you can be both kinds of monger, at different seasons, like Mur.
Let us know which way you go: one thing is certain, you may not become an addict exactly, but from now on, you will find it difficult to keep your nose and your cock out of the Poço.
Mur writes this enviously from sex prison, where there is a hard-labour routine that does not even permit him a TV in his cell to watch the mundial. But his next outing will probably be the Poço, and he will reveal more about the real life of these mysterious girls.
Mur encountered a fellow Englishman today who was literally foaming at the mouth about how much he hates Brazil football and how he wants them NOT to win the cup.
Mur doesn’t love Brazil himself , but this guy was raving crazy.
Conclusion: he must have been to the yellow house recently and tried to fuck Natalia.
Of whom, more later.
Sorry about my english but I have to report about this eastern pearl.
On another Forum i read several TD about this girl.
Today I tested and believe me it's fantastic.
The BJ is 5 stars. So god that I didn't try anything else.
Very "simpatica" and the price is a bargain 50,00 Euros.
I'm astonished why Murilloa didn't sampled her?
WOW!!
Yhis is a blond portuguesa in her 30s, about 165cm, big boobs hanging down a bit because of the age factor, but she is fit and offers her beautiful ass and massage for increbible price: 20 only massage, 25 massage plus covered BJ or handjob and 40 euros one hour or more of pure sex.
I took the B option, she gave a beautiful massage, she is top class when it comes to playing dirty and exercising your llower bodyparts...incredible handjob and massage, plus a frenetic blowjob while I was on my four and she was milking me from behind!!!! WOW!
Her conversation is sexy and she puts you at ease, she is not a beauty queen...but she is a queen anyway.
gentlemen...go for it! It is worth every penny.
[QUOTE=Brown James]On another Forum i read several TD about this girl.[/QUOTE]
And on this forum too:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464985&postcount=671[/url]
She's a real delight, yes she is.
Hi Muri,
I have been reading your very witty reports for quite a while now and I am very interested in knowing a little bit more of the mongering scene in Lisbon.
I am in Lisbon in fact for a few days and who better than you to give a hand? if it is ok with you, how to get in touch?
Tavares
The red high-heel shoes. The mane of blonde hair. The big, piercing blue eyes.
The - oh my Dog!... going weak at the knees again... - soooooo sexy Russian accent!...
Elena is facing you. A thirtysomething (slightly) plump Goddess from the land of matrioshkas - just like her: you can only discover her layer by layer -, eager to invite you into a rollercoaster of lust gone wild, ready and willing to allow everything that will surely make you explode like a supernova in her soft, silky, sensuous body.
You want more. You can only want more. You'll never have enough of Elena. You want her mouth avidly devouring you, her lubric dance over, under, and in front of you, you can't stop yourself thinking about how she defies you to taste her derrière, about her lupine howls, about the way she relishes your tongue, your spear, your fingers, your fist exploring her in every which way, about the dizzying reflection of that theater of lust in the mirrors that surround you. Madness, true and dangerous madness, lies not far away.
Toxic. Contagious. Literate. Lethally seductive. Elena.
New Center - [url]http://www.clinicadoprazer.com/index.html[/url]
in New Center, Avenida Marquês de Tomar - The site directs you to Clínica do Prazer (the staff rotates between the two), also in Marquês de Tomar, nº5, first floor; New Center is a little further down the avenida, nº 33 (I'm not sure, you should check), 5th floor.
What to do on a rainy afternoon when in Lisbon ? Go to Marques de Tomar, 5, 1 Esq. (left), of course !
I arrived there at 4pm. Only 4 ladies were available, including the receptionist. Renata immediately attracted my attention. I may as well have read about her on the Portuguese other forum. She is a young (27 ?) blondish Portuguese lady, ready to offer her lovely big soft natural boobs to any kind of activity. Very well shaped, with round and firm ass, nice legs, pleasant face. I opted for the 100€ hour – she kindly precised this was for complete service. I haven’t been disappointed.
In the air-con room, I found another iron-pumping machine, a relaxation bed, an integrated shower. She kindly washed me using her voluptuous breasts. I started by taking care of herself, appreciated. She encouraged me to finger her… hum, both orifices, waoow ! Then very, very deep CBJ. I noticed the xylocaïne lube close to the bed… Best part was yet to come, namely a furious doggy – up the brown eye ! Very enthusiastic attitude, no complain, she took it bravely. I eventually took advantage of her sweet breats up to COB.
Don’t forget an excellent massage afterwards – and you’ll know what you’ve missed by not mongering today !
All the best,
GB
A coincidence, bananaman. At exactly the same time on that rainy afternoon, Mur went to the ‘château’.
Gentlemen will remember that the Adonis Club in Rua Braancamp closed when the hypocrites of the press fussed that the prime minister’s apartment was adjacent. Surely an excellent way to ease away the cares of state, popping next door to enjoy an Angolan mulatta or three, but anyway, Adonis departed, and recently a new CM advertisement has claimed ‘le château, ex-Adonis’.
It was research time, so after slipping a bribe to his guard Mur escaped for a couple of hours from sex prison and dodged the rain to Rua Camilo Castelo Branco 23 1st floor. Two minutes walk from Marquês metro, but in the other direction from the old Adonis. Another two minutes walk away, is Diana in Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, so Mur stood for a moment racked by indecision, but decided in favour of his investigative duties.
For a château, you could do a little better in France. This is another of the nondescript office buildings of the zone. Inside, a minor disappointment, for unlike Adonis, the castle has no fancy spa equipment. An appealing mama-san in tight jeans announced that five ladies were available, and here was the next disappointment, four average women with too much weight on board. But number five, while not an ‘avião’ was a sweet looking morena minx in a black dress, who offered the customary two-kiss greeting, whispered ‘Boa tarde, sou a Sonia’. And then casually but carefully squeezed the front of Mur’s pants, where the hungry young companion reared like an angry cobra.
This was a good omen, so the choice was made. €50 for half an hour, payable up front to mama-san. A neat red-décor bedroom with a shower in the corner. Mur and his new girlfriend used this facility and then had absolutely brilliant sex for well over half an hour. This was what some mongers mean by the ‘girlfriend experience’. Yes, some of us have been cynical about that term, but here was a lady who gave herself fully to the act from the DFK to the hot climax and all the stages in between, including magical BBJ.
Just one detail: when she felt Mur quickening his rhythm, she begged him NOT to come yet, and repeated the request five minutes later. What a contrast from hurry-up Natalia of the yellow house. Very like Suzy of Carcavelos in friendliness, skill and commitment. Sonia is twenty-nine, she plausibly says, has had one child, is in great condition with firm body a little on the chunky side, shiny black hair, bright eyes, nipples and lips to kiss all day. She is from Paraná, and unlike so many Brazil girls she said she enjoys Portugal and wants to stay.
She thanked Muri for giving her pleasure, said that she loved sex when it was as good as this, and asked him to return soon. Part of the service, of course, but gratifying.
Recommended, and not just for a rainy day. For those of us tied by capitalism to central Lisbon, she can be visited in the lunch hour, but not at cocktail time, for she has a strict 12 till 6 timetable. The castle itself is open until 11.
Can anyone recommend any particular hot looking girls, or venues where bareback fucking is available in Lisbon? Thanks in advance for any info!
[QUOTE=Japan]Can anyone recommend any particular hot looking girls, or venues where bareback fucking is available in Lisbon? Thanks in advance for any info![/QUOTE]What about HIV?
Is it worth the risk?
Anyone recommend a good h--ker bar in Lisbon? There are lots of escorts, great massage parlors, but seem to be very few late night spots to pick up girls. I can only find reference to one such bar in the ISG and it wasn't totally flattering. Thanks
After a rapid tour through your reports, Japan, it is clear that you are neither an ‘agent provocateur’ nor a lunatic on the loose: just one of those guys who has come to his own scientific conclusion that bareback fucking is not much more dangerous than touching the handrail in the subway or passing a joint.
You also assert that a surprising number of prostitutes, in many countries, will allow unrubbered access if you are persuasive enough.
Mur has no idea about Lisbon. He accepts BBJ if offered, doesn't insist if not, and never asks to ride without a raincoat.
Once, not long ago, he was playing with a favourite woman with whom he has a relationship of trust and affection. He slipped, unprotected, inside her. For a few seconds he stayed there, and then, by mutual consent, through eye contact rather than either person saying anything, it was agreed that although bareback was beautiful, withdrawal was wiser. Armour was duly rolled out and rolled on. Better for both of us, it was agreed.
If you go to Intendente and ask a druggie babe for bareback at €50, you'll probably score. If you then enter the nearest pub and bet the barman €50 that you can drink a litre of cachaça in five minutes, he will accept the bet.
In both cases you may survive, but you are taking a deadly risk, IMHO.
Very quick report.
Mur went West for the first time in a long while.
He called Suzy, of course. No reply, but he went to Quinta do Barão anyway, called again.
And again and again. No score.
He purchased CM, called other Carcavelos GPs, found one in the same street as Suzy, almost opposite.
2 meninas universitárias portuguesas +mulatinha linda. 913473133/ 967719931
He called Suzy again, not wanting to be unfaithful.
Still busy/absent.
So he went to see Natasha.
Big, bouncy firm black clever smiling São Tomé girl, speaks English and French as well as Portuguese.
She said, "it's a busy afternoon - after the game, everyone wants to fuck."
(Portugal had fucked Mexico two hours earlier)
She was fun. One of those big-tittied booties with a really tight pussy.
€40 and good value. Mur will not return because he feels guilty about mounting another girl less than 100 metres away from Suzy's nest.
But he recommends Natasha to those who enjoy smooth rich abundant black chocolate with a sweet pink centre.
On a whim, you fumble through the Correio da Manhã pages. It takes a huge leap of faith to give credit to most of the ads - particularly if one already has had too many sorry experiences... - but, occasionally, you feel like diving for pearls, into the complete unknown, just for the thrill of it. Provided, to quote the late great queen of debauchery, Janis Joplin, they are "cheap thrills". And, suddenly, you come across something quite unexpected - at least in Lisbon - like this:
GREGA... Estudante... Morena... Corpinho Danone... Inesquecível... Completa... 24hrs... Deslocações... É 917053240
Greek? Really?... As in Socrates, Plato, Theodorakis and 2004 European Soccer Champions? Well, why not?...
Forget Socrates, Plato, Theodorakis and the dreaded ballgame. Epicure is much more like it. Alice - for that is her "nom de plume", so to speak - is a petite, slim, raven haired, Greek object of statuary, an Aphrodite with soft, delicate, firm, very responsive, medium breasts, a perfectly rounded derrière, and a - oh so elegant! - pair of legs on heels that, from the very first moment you set eyes on her, leaves you with no option but to want to stay with her. And stay. And stay...
And, well, Aphrodite is also the proud owner of a velvet mouth,with velvet lips and velvet tongue that are more than willing to invite you into a slow ascension to the Gods Pleasure Dome. Of course, you, being a reverent gentleman, do want to pay hommage to The Goddess, whispering wet worshipping verses on her private, moist Shrine. As (the possibly divine too) Leonard Cohen said:
"So I knelt there at the delta,
at the alpha and the omega,
at the cradle of the river and the seas.
And like a blessing come from heaven
for something like a second
I was healed and my heart
was at ease"
You will be blessed. She will be blessed. Bliss will descend unto you both.
(Near the Centro Comercial Gemini, halfway between the top of Avenida das Forças Armadas and Avenida 5 de Outubro - 50€)
[QUOTE=Zé Duron]WOW!!
Yhis is a blond portuguesa in her 30s, about 165cm, big boobs hanging down a bit because of the age factor, but she is fit and offers her beautiful ass and massage for increbible price: 20 only massage, 25 massage plus covered BJ or handjob and 40 euros one hour or more of pure sex.
I took the B option, she gave a beautiful massage, she is top class when it comes to playing dirty and exercising your llower bodyparts...incredible handjob and massage, plus a frenetic blowjob while I was on my four and she was milking me from behind!!!! WOW!
Her conversation is sexy and she puts you at ease, she is not a beauty queen...but she is a queen anyway.
gentlemen...go for it! It is worth every penny.[/QUOTE]
Contact, please. I've been trying the phone number at GPGuia and, after repeated calls, couldn't get in touch with her.
Sabina is a Romanian girl who works the Poço. She is twenty, she says, and when you disrobe her, you believe. A lovely slim body, gorgeous long black hair, firm brown breasts. She is charming and sexy but also mercenary to the very tips of her nimble fingers. But by paying 'over the odds' Mur has twice obtained deep joy of her.
Then today, after the very satisfactory deed, she preened in the mirror while Muri checked his latest text message from Tony Blair. Perfectly re arranged after her torrid tussle, she smiled and said it was time to go. Jokingly he replied, indicating his mobile phone, "you look so pretty, may I take a photograph?"
And to his amazement, she coolly said yes, asking for no remuneration and smiling happily at the result.
Which Mur will now share with you in the relevant section.
[QUOTE=Kama Leão]
Eva is tall (1.75 m, I'd say), early thirties, with an athletic but deliciously curvy body, medium to small breasts, a butt that, once you see it and cannot help but feel it, is certain to make you dizzy, sexy face and a voracious sex appetite. She's Hungarian - but speaks very good Portuguese, don't know about English - and more than willing to please you in every way you can dream of (and then some...): DFK, BBBJ, CIM, DATY, A (she actually invites you to it, deep and hard, and makes it all too clear that it will not be only YOUR pleasure that will be at stake!) you name it! Not at all a clockwatcher, she greets you in beautiful lingerie, really enjoys you undressing her piece by piece (while she does the same to you), in fact, she apparently relishes in all the gloriously sordid details of the art-of-the-boudoir. While, at the same time, remaining a little snobish, coquettish and sophisticated. And, yes, she is expensive: 150€/hour. But, can you really put a price on Heaven? (967 723 412, Lisbon, near the metro station of Pontinha, next to the Lidl supermarket)[/QUOTE]
Just to say that Goddess Eva (announced as Swedish but, actually, Hungarian)
[url]http://www.asensual.com/gall/thumbnails.php?album=13[/url]
seems to have relocated to Estoril. I haven't been there yet but everything I mentioned in the quoted post above (except the new phone number: 96 449 8102) must surely remain true.
Arrive from 17c in Amasterdam to a sweltering 35c in Lisbon. Check in City and then head for Costa da Caparica. I actually flew over it on the way in, and already it was clear that it was a choice between a balmy beach resort or a slow wilt in the city.
CDC was an inspired choice for my first TD in Portugal, as I was later to find out, and in no small measure due to the brilliant advice on his board. CdC is a typical Portuguese seaside resort... with the added density of commuters. Sandy beaches, 1m high waves... And a brigade of surfers on one beach trying to catch a ride... On another beach, swimmers and sunbathers as naked as local customs allow. The local sea side choo choo trundles by. taking daytrippers back to their cars.
1900 and it is my turn to catch a ride, as I head a few blocks back to No 9 Praca Padre Manuel Bernardes.... Just to the the left of the oval windows. (better have a map... The locals are in another time warp). 3 flights up, A.
Let's not go into all the gory details. It just suffices to know that this was my No 1 paid experience. Indeed it even rivalled a good deal of the non-paid. The first true paid GFE ever, and with my longest DATY ever, and with all the signs of a climax for Ana. Heaven on earth... (I know I know I've met many bad and good actors... still, this felt like the real thing).
Just note I had to work extremely hard for this - I could still feel the creak in my neck two hours on. Also note it comes at the cost in how passionate Sire was served afterwards. Still it was a beauty to behold, that I may keep with me to my dying day.
I had never believed this possible, ever. Miracles apparently happen, and let me just add that it can help if you a cross, as Ana is a true believer. Also it likely helps if your expectations are not too high... as I have after 7 years of rooting in other backyards.
Also I can well imagine others having entirely different experiences... Especially if you put a premium on the flesh (6) rather than the spirit (an unbeatable 10 on this occasion). As usual, the face lags the beach tanned body, as it does for almost all of us as we head towards the 40s.
95 minutes in all, of which 75 was spent frolicking. Yet another recod. A
little upfront bribe and a smart suit might have helped swing it. Yes, earlier on at the beach, I did feel like a penguin at an oasis when my black polished shoes crunched in the sand. Still for once, I got a few stares from the half-naked beachbabes.
Later a sea shore dinner at a balmy and pleasant 30c.... With my best ever bacalhau to date (although standard fare for the natives I suspect)... Manies O Alentejano. Need to check out where the tres haute cuisine might be in this resort. Ideas ?? as I hope to return as quick as my boss will send me to Lisbon again! Thanks ever so much for clear directions.
PS next morning I went back, in between two appointments... I am not a morning guy, but couldn't resist. Ana and Lilia there. They both wanted to come, but given that time was tight, I chose just Ana on her own. Again, sheer bliss. Again, rivals much of the non-paid.
PSS Don't get a fixation on Lilia - all 3 girls need to work, and I am sure kindness will be responded in kind.
[QUOTE=Yuiop69] PSS Don't get a fixation on Lilia [/QUOTE]
Easy to say...
The site [url]http://www.zonaquente.net[/url]
Is the site of your independent escorts in Lisbon. Please take a look.
Do they have an address or they are just for outcalls. What are their average prices?
Sunday, the sex police caught Muri ‘in flagrante’, dressed only in a tight leather thong and a butt-plug, crawling up the stairs of the pensaõ in the Poço, collecting discarded cigarettes in the hope that they had graced the mouths of Catarina, Iuliana or Sabina.
They only beat him gently, knowing that he would enjoy it too much if they thrashed him hard. But then they came up with a hideous threat: four weeks in sex prison, on Devil’s Island.
Devil’s Island! Every sex offender dreads the horror of being sent to that evil place. The only isle in the world where the sharks and barracudas wear suits and drive cars. The cruel and devious Baron Blair rules over it. Its skies are a year-round chilly blur of grey smoggy cloud and pelting rain.
“Nooooo!” screamed Mur through his studded latex gag. “I implore you – Afghanistan, Guantánamo, not Blair land!”
But the judge was implacable.
“Murilloa, you are a sickening pervert. This court has read transcripts from ISG and GPGuia, heard testimony from the innocent women you have exploited, and masturbated over your photo of Sabina. We can therefore show no pity. Go to England for a month, spend that month with your ex-wife, and may the Good Lord have mercy on your soul.”
“Your honour, puh-leeease, one last request”, begged Mur, knees giving way and bowels evacuating.
“We are listening.”
“Allow me just half an hour with a prostitute in Lisbon before I start my sentence.”
“Request granted, prisoner. I recommend Inês of Cascais, near my beloved tribunal. She is a tiny half-Japanese babe who sucks and fucks like a geisha goddess. Fifty Euros. To be paid from the Portuguese state pension funds. Take the prisoner away.”
“Thank you, your honour, may heaven pour blessings upon you and upon your family”, answered grateful Mur, as the guards dragged his limp body from the courtroom.
So on Monday Muri called at the blue and white door in Cascais and was greeted by a pretty, petite dark minx with brains and attitude in plenty, who gave him a fine send-off. She laid him down like the abject prisoner that he was, and fucked him senseless, a cowgirl to dominate any wild horse in the prairies or pampas. Then she turned passive and bent to be taken from behind, urging him to pound her neat arse until the inevitable and magnificent conclusion.
She talked throughout, but funnily and dirtily. Afterwards she enjoyed and returned tender caresses.
If Muri survives incarceration, he will return, and in the mean time he recommends Inês to those happy mongers still enjoying freedom in lovely Lisboa.
She’s here,
Cascais... Assanhadinha... Menina... Danoninho... Boquinha... Gulosa... Bumbunzinho... Apertadinho... Descobre-me!!! 964126634... [url]www.privatesin.com/ines[/url]
The photos do no justice, but anyhow they will be stored under a semen-soaked mattress in sex prison.
Até logo,
Mur
Those of you who have read my previous posts will know that I have a huge task to accomplish: the selection of a new Romanian princess.
Bad attitude made former princess Elena lose her position of privilege and admittedly her best client, followed shortly by her return to Bucharest (should have guessed…).
My first attempt, as reported, was a total flop. By the way, her name was Iara, from Galati. In my report I mixed up this information, only later I remembered correctly. A rubber doll to avoid.
Not wanting to make the same mistake twice – at least twice in a row – this time I drove by, parked the car, and slowly walked along the street, my brain cells taking notes, measures, archiving colours and shades, adding the assets of each brunette available – and the choice is now wider. By the end of the terribly long 20 meter walk the short list was made. I courageously turned 180º and began the 2nd pass.
An older specimen of SW, around 40, very short hair, always present since I remember, led me to realize that I have never seen her with a client, never we crossed paths on the stairs, I wonder if she is the guardian of the virtues of the flock, obviously for a price… or perhaps this is only my imagination.
Everyone in business knew what I was up to, and worst, I suspect most of them knew me already due to my frequent visits to princess Elena, even if then I kept a low profile often using the phone to make her meet me inside the building. Anyway, I assumed that those who were interested knew my intent, the others I hope they did not notice me, and if they did I don’t care and hope (firmly) they don’t care either.
These inviting light green eyes met mine and the choice for this play off was done. No words were needed for her to walk towards the entrance of the pensão. From behind I confirmed her promising hips moving inside the pants, her long black loose hair pointing to her backdoor.
‘Cum te cheama? Vorbiti engleza?’ (What’s your name? do you speak English?) – by now I have learnt a few Romanian expressions … a kind of ice breaker.
‘Lili’, she said, and kissed my lips even before the first flight of stairs. She undressed slowly, no bra, amazing body. She claims to be 18 and I have no reason to doubt. A wet kisser, sensual lips, a GFE that doesn’t count the minutes, with time for foreplay, to speak, to offer her beautiful curves before the main course, cbj (maybe next time bbj), very responsive, well above the average Romanian in Poço.
Definitely a test drive to repeat.
Inspired by the example of Master Murilloa with Sabina, I asked her if I could take her picture. She smiled, meaning: ‘by all means…’ and again, she was happy with the result. Between you and me, it doesn’t do her justice. See photo section.
Muri,
what ever happened to Lori. I should assume she is not in London any more?
Went yesterday to the Marques de Tomar, which I has already visited long time ago. Went there around 4 in the afternoon and clearly the time was not right, there were about 5 or 6 girls, of which only 1 or 2 passable, chose Debora, the receptionist, a Brazilian with long curly hair, in her 30s. What made me choose her was the sight of her nice ass, too bad that after she removed her underwear and the high heels the ass was not so nice and the tits neither...in the end went for a quick bj without much enthusiasm...not that she was not nice but I did not really fancy her so I went for the quick exit route, a nice and quick bj and out we go. First not so nice experience in the beautiful Lisboa, next time we'll try something new...
In fact, Petemarkou, by a happy coincidence, Mur was able to visit Lori in a frantic one-hour window of opportunity between convict trains yesterday. Now he is in the high security wing of a prison in deepest Blairland.
She's still there, still beautiful, still on the expensive side at £70 a half hour, but what a half hour.
Mur will be allowed five minutes per day in the prison library to check here for news, so keep his spirits up by posting.
What to do in your prison cell? Why, learn Romanian, of course! Great work, Piotr.
Little Romania was stormed this morning by a uniformed taskforce. The pungent occupying elements destroyed the local economy, at least for the day. It’s still unknown if hostages were taken. Also unknown is whether this action was in response to a bite or a scratch inflicted on any naked sturmtrupper, or was totally unprovoked. Experts say that the origin of this act may be due to the influence of the leaders of the Chinese enclave, that sometimes call for the assistance of these allies for the occasion. The long lasting Chinese bad will towards the working Romanians may be due to the tantalizing sight the Chinese leader has to endure outside his door, especially after a frustrated night with his first lady.
It is expected that business resumes the normal status later today.
if it is really true that the nice chinese people who run the shop in the poço are behind the persecution of our romanian sweeties, then that's plain unfair.
much worse, surely, in the eyes of a storekeeper... it's bad for business. muri is a regular client of this chinese goods venue, shopping every week for green tea, soya sauce, fresh ginger and other goodies from the fabled orient.
and how did he discover this store? and why does he prefer it to similar outlets rep001tered around the city?
bcause of the other life-and-health-enhancing products in the street: the girls, of course.
now, it could be argued that other people, more respectable than mur, (there are ten million such folk here in portugal) might shun the poço just because the babes from bucharest are peddling pussy.
not in 21st century portugal, imho.
com saudades,
mur
So a weird thing happens. Friday, Mur escapes to see Lori. That evening he is installed in prison in deepest darkest Inglaterra. Sunday night - a miracle. He’s walking round the exercise yard when the guard calls, “Prisoner 666? Call for you, from some foreigner.”
««Muri, we hate to interrupt your holi… erm… prison sentence, but we need you back in Lisbon urgently for 24 hours to attend two unforeseen meetings. We will of course pay you extra time and fly you business class and get you back behind bars as soon as possible.»»
“You fuckin’ idiots! Just when I was starting to enjoy prison! When is the flight?”
So bemused Mur is back in Lisbon Monday afternoon, works all night, Tuesday morning more meetings, lunchtime he goes to the Poço for Sabina, then has just a few hours to catch his plane but fits in a visit to Algês.
Algês? Well it turns out that Martinha is back. Tiny ugly tasty Martinha with braces on her teeth and a tight pussy and a tale to tell.
ALGÉS... Assanhadinha... Voltei!!! ...Ainda Melhor... Oral Natural... Bumbuzinho Arrebitado... Corpinho por explorar... T.962372829 [url]www.prazerintimo.com/martinha[/url]
Reports on the way: right now Mur has reached the departure lounge, still in prison clothing with lap top on his knee, about to go north again.
Global capitalism does strange things to a man…
Martinha returned to Brazil in October or so. Muri had told her the wonders of London, and how even an ornery girl – and our Marti is ornery – can ask £150 per hour in Tony’s capital.
Scanning the net before his surprise mad dash to Portugal (see below) he saw to his delight that the little one is back in Algês. There, they were reunited today, in a scene too moving to recount here, but the story she tells is interesting.
Turns out she bore Muri’s advice in mind, and after Christmas with family, our little lady jumps on a plane to London, shacks up with some acquaintances, disappears into the twilit world of illegal immigrants, meets a nice Brazilian mama-san, and pronto, a week after sliding through Heathrow, she is turning four £150 tricks per day in Bayswater and living like a princess.
This lasts three months and then Blair’s fascisti move in: they send her back to Sambaland. You may think she was lucky not to get shot like her unlucky compatriot last year, but no, she says the boys in blue treated her beautifully and even offered her a female counsellor in case she needed help getting over the terrifying experience of being ‘trafficked’. No, she insisted, but if you really want to help me, just let me stay and continue fucking older English guys for loads and loads of lovely money.
That could not be arranged. She clearly didn’t have the big cash it takes to buy off the law in Blair’s utopia – much less the £5m donation to Labour Party funds which would have made her a duchess. So, deportation, courtesy of the taxpayer, and then she bounces back to Algês.
She is desperate to return to London, which she sees as a terrestrial paradise. It is many years since Muri heard his homeland verbally caressed with such passionate love (after she had finished physically caressing other items). Now, she needs an Englishman prepared to certify that he intends to marry her – or a university to certify that she is a potential student. those are the only ways she can secure a visa to enter Cacatopia.
Let’s send her to Cambridge, to tutor the floppy-haired gay boys and teach them the error of their ways. Or are there any Brits reading this, who would care to propose marriage? She's much too smart for Rooney or Beckham, but what about Paul McCartney, who has recently returned to the life of a penniless 'solteiro'?
Whaddaya think, guys? She is no top model, but a lovely fuck, at least for this hardened sex prisoner. Magnificent BBBJ, tightest pussy of all time, and all she wants is a visa.
C'mon, boys, get there while aged Mur is still hesitating.
Finally, quickly because they are calling the embarkation of the prison plane - and also out of chronological order... alarmed by reports that the police had cleaned out the Poço, Mur went there in a very brief window of opportunity, and found all the lovelies posing by the usual arcade. He once again fell for the charms of Sabina, knowing that this would cost him more than the basic price of €25.
He paid €50, and got a glorious performance. Just before he entered her, the mercenary little puss said in her mixture of English, Spanish and Portuguese, 'pay me another fifty and you can go in there bareback'.
Interesting, and slightly worrying. But few mongers head for the Poço prepared to lay out €100, so it is doubtful whether our petite beauty is doing much risky bareback action.
Once again, haviing extracted the money she wanted, as well as a good quantity of Mur's vital fluids, she agreed to be photographed, naked this time, for no additional charge.
As seen in the relevant section.
«Now please board at gate xxx.»
These next two weeks there will be no reprieve from sex prison, but what a whirlwind the last day or so has been.
Certainly none of us goes to Poço to find a girl suitable to take out to dinner, to spend a weekend together. However, It would be nice to find one elegant, smart and desirable enough to make me think about that possibility, even if I would never ask her. Meaning: to have the right body measures and proficiency in the act is not enough to qualify for the distinction of princess of little Romania. She also ought to have some sweet finesse.
Lili is a very competent SW, even better than her elder sister Michaela that is working there for almost 1 year, but both absolutely lack the above attributes. My 2nd visit confirmed everything I wrote before and I can only add the downside: She doesn’t like to be touched in the Y. You are welcome, even invited everywhere except there. Another issue: the cbj. The C part is not negotiable. She licks, she sucks, she has all the time in the world (! ) to make you happy, but a dogma is a dogma. She is a true young girlfriend with not so pretty feet. On both occasions I added only €5 to the standard fee.
Comparison with former princess Elena is inevitable. I certainly would like to take Elena out to dinner and feel very well in her company.
Murilloa: I’ve just read your lines, and most of all, SEEN Sabina. It is with great excitement that I now recognize her, and only 5 or 6 hours ago we had a really promising eye contact. Precisely when I was leaving the room with Lili! Unfortunately she was wearing clothes – white. But she looked delicious. Of course, before the end of the week I’ll be there! Just before comes my turn to do time elsewhere. Enjoy your sentence. I'll be here one more week.
Another picture of Lili is in the appropriate section.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Well it turns out that Martinha is back. Tiny ugly tasty Martinha with braces on her teeth and a tight pussy and a tale to tell.[/QUOTE]
Great tip, Muri.
No goddess - that's for sure -, not a body or face to die for (but such lovely, small, soft, suckable boobs!...), and yet what a sweet, warm, caressing mouth (she could go on all afternoon, I was transported into another sensuous dimension), what a nearest-to-the-real-thing-lovemaking experience!
I mean, a goddess. That's for sure.
Bakshish!, bakshish! I kept hearing this words and suddenly I was elsewhere, teleported from a 4th floor in Poço to a souk in some cameland where the main idea is to empty your wallet using the most ingenious ways.
Soon the reality imposed itself: through those brown gipsy eyes beneath me, I could see she was also somewhere else, longing for a certain English gentleman who pleases both her girlish body and her Scroog’ish purse.
It all began very well, I agreed to double the standard amount upfront, and had an interesting but difficult conversation. When I mentioned the name Elena she smiled openly, and saying they are best friends Sabina borrowed my mobile phone and dialled a long number. Moments later I was talking to Elena at home in Romania! She will be back!
I consequently declare a moratorium in this process of selecting a new princess of little Romania.
So many times Sabina nicely tried to squeeze me for an extra €10 or 20, that my emotional connection to her was lost well before the end of the prearranged 40, 45 minutes. What a turn off! What a pity! Beeing in heaven I hated to have to argue those earthly matters, and I hated to displease this angel face that kept begging me a coin for chewing gum until the very last step of those stairs.
I left in a good mood because I talked to Elena.
Hi guys,
I'll be in Lisbon on the last days of August and I was hoping to get some tips. I already know, from a friend at Cape Verde, that Black Tie and Gallery are the right places to get some nice girls. But going to those kind of clubs all the time, soon, you get a little bit bored. I have a particular interest on mature women, around their fourties and fifties, but, with this type of women, I rather prefer a sedution game than just getting there and pay for it. Is there any club or disco in Lisbon known for finding mature available women who are seeking for younger men? Hope you can give me a help.
Lud Bor
By the way, I was told about a place in Antonio Perera Carillo street, with some african girls.
As anyone been there?
I ve recently been in Lisbon. And altought I am not into strip houses very much I liked the passerele show.
But I must leave my testimonial for the escort agency I contacted [url]http://www.vipescortsagency.com/[/url]. The girls are exactly the pics and although the minimum price is 150E / 1 hour is well worth it. The best sex I had.
I was with cristiane one day. But veronica is a must. Very beautiful. Sweet, sexy. Sensual. Great dancer (although she's not a stripper). And the best blow ever:) and the best night in a long time.
I payed 800 E for the night. You pay her dinner. She'll take you to dance. Pay her drinks. But she is defenetly worth it:). So much that - You have to book it in advance:)
[QUOTE=mro]Hello, there!
Going to Lisbon soon: which are the going rates for all-nighters at "Elefante Branco".
Any other suggestion? Are Lisbon Hotels "girl-friendly"?
Thanks
MRO[/QUOTE]Gallery is also good and the rates differ from girl to girl. If you want an all night girl I suggest you call one in. And she'll be at your desposal from 7pm till morning or so.
It basically depends on what you want to do. You have severel agencies that provide a girl at the right price. But you'll spend no less than 600 E for all-nighters.
At the "elefante branco" the rates start at 150/hour. The girls are great and worth it. However I have another suggestion.
[url]http://www.vipescortsagency.com/pt/janela.php? Dir=. /images/galeria/Alexandra/&id=21&evento=Veronica%20Andrade[/url]
Both times I was with her were amazing.
She is a sweet, charming and beautifful portuguese. Very classy and well manered. Her dancing is enought to get you hard.
She's absolutelly complete and she allows you to do almoust everything. BBBJTCSW, BLS, (her deep throat takes you to heaven. And her energie brings you back again.) CFS, and great hands for massages.
The rate is hight but well worth it. I got her through the agency, but I manage to keep her private number if you are interested.
At the "elefante branco" the rates start at 150/hour.
Wow! Man, I ve never paid more than 150 for 2 hours there. If you are nice with them, they ll accept this rate for sure.
Sorry Mike
800 E per night or 150 E per hour. So you haven't work for your wage.
I would never pay that; crazy.
So I avoid Lisboa
There are many ways of dealing with sex prison. Some inmates hide a stack of porn under the bed and spend the long days jerking themselves into imbecility. Others pass their time discussing Jesus with the chaplain, hoping to be ‘cured’ of mongerlust. Others – and this is Muri’s way – just try to read uplifting books, listen to fine music, not think about sex at all, until the blessed day arrives.
But yesterday a fellow sufferer tapped out his coded message on the water pipes…
« G-u-y-s, c-h-e-c-k o-u-t P-P »
PP? No, not a political party. Portal Privado, of course. It turns out that for the silly season, they are allowing free access to all files on the site, so that if you go, for example, over here, [url]http://www.portalprivado.com/filipa/index.htm[/url] , you can view a two-minute video of one of Lisbon’s most famous prostitutes writhing around on pink satin sheets, her silicone splendour encased in fishnet, her practised fingers working that high-mileage pussy.
Her colleagues are similarly displayed: something to please all tastes, and for long-sentence prisoners there are also slide shows to download and keep.
Now, Luso-mongers have mixed feelings about the PP girls, but the only feeling for this prisoner after running some of the videos, was that he needs, very soon, to be roaming central Lisbon with €150 in his pocket.
Patience. The time will come. Meanwhile, gentlemen, enjoy the videos and raise a glass to absent mongers at the café Maracanã.
This is a short report of my first visit to Lisbon. I was passing through and had only 3-4 hours available so I tried to to the best I could in such a short time. Of course I had a piece of paper with all the addresses I collected from this fantastic forum. My hotel was near Saldanha area so I tried a few places around the vicinity and there are quite a few! The first place was Av. De la republica 45 (not 49 as stated in the report by Kama Leao whom I thank for the information). They showed me a nice living room with all red velvet and warm atmosphere and then 4-5 girls, I don't remember exactly. I choose Diane, I think she was the best of the other average looking group. I chose the half hour option for 80 euros since I wanted to visit as many places as possible in that time period. The service was very good but I was dissapointed a bit from her tits hanging down too much. I took a brake and had diner at a nice restaurant (actually the sign said cervezaria). The fish was fresh and the wine great. After this charginng of batteries, next stop was New Center at Maques de Tomar no 33 (I also tried to find Marques de Tomar no 5 but it was late in the evening and I could not locate it). There was another parade of 4 girls, nothing special. But I had no time to become fancy. I chose a slightly overweight Barbara from Brazil. She was a lot of fun, joking all the time and the sex was not bad. After the half an hour was over I walked to a place next to Atrium Saldanha, the apartment on Saldanha Residence 3E 7th floor. I rang the button several times but there was no answer. I suspect it may have closed down. I am curious if anyone has visited this place recently. I therefore walked back to the Hotel and called one of the girls from P. P. I really don't remember which one. She gave me an address in Areiro which I did not know if it was close or far away. So, I gave up and save my self another 100 euros. Conclusion: I am looking forward to my next visit in Lisbon next year.
well, ladies and gentlemen, that was an eventful escape from devil’s island for this fugitive sex prisoner. muri was constructing a homemade raft of empty beer cans, to slip into the channel at midnight and cross to france. there, he would make contact with resistance mongers and travel on foot, disguised as a romanian prostitute, over the pyrenees, through spain and into portugal. but at the last minute he thought ‘fuck this’ and got on the piccadilly line to board an aircraft instead.
as you saw on tv, the threat of muri at large brought chaos to world airspace, and heathrow was a mad riot of devil’s islanders trying to get offshore at any price.
a long painful story, but at last here he is, back in lisbon. the sex police confirep001ed his wallet and castrated his credit card. and the temperatures here make it difficult for a 93-year-old man to get a powerful erection. but today carol at rua dos fanqueiros told him of her recent adventures in aveiro and ended his sexual fast for €20.
carol was chosen because, just before he rounded the corner into the poço, muri realised that after 48 hours of crowds and hassle, the very last thing he needed was sabina and her cash register - carol would be tranquil, predictable, cheap and dependable, important qualities in the circumstances.
when stress levels have reduced and the treasury returns to normal, we shall see what this hot summer holds, in the poço and elsewhere.
meanwhile, mongers of the world: no surrender to terrorism! keep on fucking!
Dearest Board, Visitors and specially Murilloa
I was once with Filipa, when she was still at the stadium of Alvalade, in a little appartment. I had a hell of a time but her booms were missing the job she got a while after that.
It is worth it.
You will specially like the fact that she is a calm 30ish experienced woman.
Mur has seen Filipa twice. Once when he was sipping an imperial on the sidewalk at the Maracanã waitng for 'Mel' to text him the all-clear for landing on the sixth floor: a car drew up, Filipa emerged from the pensão in tight denims carrying an overnight bag, jumped in next to a wealthy-looking Portuguese dude, and roared away to fuck his brains out somewhere..
The second time, 'off duty' but dressed to kill, in Armazem 'F'.
Mel was very rude about her neighbour Filipa. Jealousy?
Filipa has to go on the long, long, 'to do' list, if only because Mur is now the only sexually active male in Lisbon who has not sampled her well-preserved charms.
Thanks for the tip, Lord Zé, and many congratulations on your nightlife masterpiece over on the other board.
I love chocolate: Swiss, Belgian, Flemish, whatever. Sometime ago I come across a capeverdian piece of chocolate that makes me mouth watering from time to time.
Vitoria, 33, works in the apartment of my very dear brasilian masseuse who I have already praised here sometime ago. Near Areeiro, she works as an independent (ex-Garage Klub where she was known by her alias Veronica), and she is an all purpose, diligent worker. Being a true professional, she gladly does everything required to please the customer that she wants to keep as a regular. BBBJ, CIM, etc. are all available at request at no extra cost, as well as her very nice ass that she gives away easily.
I’ve been there a few times since last Winter, always felt very welcome and at ease. The place is very neat, private bathroom and no time keeping. She has a very acceptable face and body, needing to workout her belly. The cost? €30! Strictly speaking the best return per € around. Of course not everyone likes chocolate, and even I cannot live on such a diet. On any diet, actually. Contact: 962825410
Muri et al, just for clarification is the Poço in question the Rua Do Poço Do Borratém. If I do a multimap search there are several possible candidates but this seems to match best the description in your prose.
Apologies if the full address has been given before but I did look back a number of pages and couldn't find it referred to as anything other than Poço
many thanks
Right on target Dirty Dawg 33. Poço aka Little Romania is Rua do Poço do Borratém.
Good hunting.
Andreia - Gizelle
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She's small (1.60 m), a twentysomething lovely brunette (slightly above the perfect weight), soft medium breasts, really nice and sweet and quite willing to please. A bit like empress Diana (also at Gizelle, see a previous post), only not as tall. And unlike Diana (and I do love Diana!) very explicitly eager to offer her delightful little bum to your personal pleasure.
Well, although I cannot say I don't like anal (yes, I do), it's never been something at the top of my priority list and I rarely ask for it. But Andreia, very seductively, almost COMMANDS you to do it! Could the gentleman that I pride myself to be say no to a lady? So, I obliged and it was the sort of blissful experience not that far behind the similar one you can have with BodyMindBlowing-Alexandra at Classic Ladies (by the way, she's back on duty). Andreia really enjoys it, cums royally (call me naif if you will but I've very few doubts that, during the two hours we were together, she came three or four times - with generously explicit wet evidence), and, afterwards - well, since it was that good, why not? -, suggests... a repeat.
Apart from that (which was more than enough to satiate the Epicure in me), she's the proud owner of a very accomodating warm mouth that, in the uncovered manner, does wonders for your "bien-être" - and she will be exceedingly happy if you reciprocate indulging in the oral exploration of her (quite hairy but absolutely clean) temple of Shakti -, and a very, very tender lover as far as all the chapters of a, let's say, more conventional sort of carnal negotiation can go. But we won't stay for too long within the boundaries of convention: for no particular reason, I found myself fingering her and then, slowly, gently, lovingly... fisting her!
Be respectful, tender and gentlemanlike to her and she won't refuse you anything.
(sadly, no pictures of Andreia at Gizelle's website...)
Yep, dawg, Rua do Poço do Borratem, as Murilloa can confirm having suffered there the other day. It wasn’t a hunting trip, because the treasury is still in crisis, and he was showing historic Lisboa to a visiting compatriot, a dame in her 50s, married to an old friend who mounts her every night and has never thought of mongering. Maybe.
After the tourist path up to the castle and circuitously down again, Mur and his delightful guest take a drink and wander into the baixa. The lady sees prices Londoners can only dream of. Her shopping lust is aroused, and Mur, noting this adorable female trait, thinks of pussy for the first time today.
Says she, “I would love to nose around for a while, but it will be a bore for you.”
“Not at all, by no means, of course not, no way, impossible, unimaginable, how could you think such a thing? I will accompany you, for if you need to make a purchase, my graceful command of Portuguese, and my suave and charming manner with young shop assistants, will be invaluable to you.”
“Muri, I am no baby, I can shop without a butler, now let’s meet by that big statue in the square in 45 minutes. Off you go, I’ll enjoy window-shopping and you can have another beer or, who knows, perhaps you’ll find a nice Portuguese girlfriend.”
Muri surrenders politely, thinking, ‘you bet your plump ass I’ll find a girlfriend, but today I think she’ll be Romanian.’
Straight to the Poço. He is frankly relieved to see that gorgeous Sabina is absent - he is in no mood for intense bargaining and there is just €50 in his sad wallet. Only three edible easterners are on parade, but one is a petite beauty he hasn’t seen before. He patrols the street twice, checks her out, gets the eye contact, and then… fuck! A black dude appears out of nowhere and whisks her into the pensão.
Still plenty of time – what about the others? No, she is the one Muri wanted, why couldn’t he be decisive for once? So, as his guest predicted, it’s another beer and then the girlfriend.
After exactly 16 minutes our princess reappears. Muri moves like a shark, and is soon upstairs with ‘Jessica’, another trim romena-morena whose breasts make you want to cry. But Muri is sweating, he has had two beers, he wasn’t prepared for this, and in twenty minutes or less he has to return to the Praça.
For these reasons, or some other, his tiny friend lets him down. He is standing by the bed running his hands over Jessica’s firm perfumed body, caressing her breasts, hair and bum. She is stroking and squeezing his cock, which suddenly fires a shitload of sperm right across the room. Game over.
Muri cleans up, Jessica far from reacting like a veteran wh*re glad to get €25 for no effort, looks insulted, cross, scornful. Mur apologises, tries to explain that it happens only once every two years, but angry Jessica lights a cigarette, shows him the door, and instead of accompanying him down, struts away into the pensão kitchen.
So he is bang on time at the statue of João I. He waits, trying not to get beshat by a pigeon, his limp little friend guiltily oozing into his pants. Ten minutes late, Dona Inglesa trots across the square, two bags in her hands and a grin on her face…she is pleased with her bargains, Muri is cursing his performance.
So, let’s go to Belém and look at the monastery. Maybe they need a new monk.
Oh well, I completely lucked out in Lisbon.
I only had one night there so didn't have a huge amount of time but was staying in a hotel next to the park just up from Pombal.
Anyway, before meeting friends for dinner I headed up to Marques de Tomar - knowing that there were 3 places there. I had been to #5 before but no response from the bell there - strike 1. option 2 was Clinico de Prazer, phoned the number from their website "Is that clinico de prazer?" - "no" and hung up - strike 2. Option 3 was the new center, and although I had the adress it was not particularly obvious which bell to ring or if indeed it was the right place - bugger it strike 3. Feeling frustrated I went back up to #5 and still no answer.
Feeling frustrated I went off to dinner, which was excellent and went quite late and did a good job of restoring my feeling well being. However, I did now need my knob polished and thought if needs must there's supposedly SWs in the park by the hotel - dead as a doornail.
I completely struck out in Lisbon - how rubbish a monger am I?
[QUOTE=Dirty Dawg 33]Oh well, I completely lucked out in Lisbon.
I only had one night there so didn't have a huge amount of time but was staying in a hotel next to the park just up from Pombal.
Anyway, before meeting friends for dinner I headed up to Marques de Tomar - knowing that there were 3 places there. I had been to #5 before but no response from the bell there - strike 1. option 2 was Clinico de Prazer, phoned the number from their website "Is that clinico de prazer?" - "no" and hung up - strike 2. Option 3 was the new center, and although I had the adress it was not particularly obvious which bell to ring or if indeed it was the right place - bugger it strike 3. Feeling frustrated I went back up to #5 and still no answer.
Feeling frustrated I went off to dinner, which was excellent and went quite late and did a good job of restoring my feeling well being. However, I did now need my knob polished and thought if needs must there's supposedly SWs in the park by the hotel - dead as a doornail.
I completely struck out in Lisbon - how rubbish a monger am I?[/QUOTE]
Weird...
Was it a Sunday? Because at every other day of the week (Saturday included), Clínica - at marquês de Tomar nº5, 1st floor - is always open...
Dawg, truly sorry to hear that, and speaking for the Lisbon fraternity, if you give us due notice before your next trip, we will redress the balance.
We are powerful people in this community, and can order the entire staff of New Center, or the whole cast of the Poço soap opera, into your hotel room - at a price, and if you are strong enough.
In the meantime, sorry, adeus and 'até a próxima'.
Muri did go to Belém, but instead of seeking a new vocation, he laid a superstitious hand on the tomb of poet and monger Luis de Camões (1524-1579) and asked him for help.
“Yo, Luis, I know you didn’t like us English, but just a question, is this the moment to abandon the hobby and the ISG?”
Winking the one good eye, and just barely moving its lips, the effigy replied,
“Que contos poderemos t er melhores,
Para passar o tempo, que de amores?"
So:
Yellow house. Double challenge, first because of previous bad treatment here, and second because of need for reassurance. We have agreed before, that when you fall off a horse, you get back in the saddle. When you fuck up your car, you borrow your best friend’s pride and joy, and drive it at 180kph down the autoestrada in the wrong direction. Builds manly confidence and develops testosterone and adrenaline levels.
Poverty precluded an immediate return to combat, but two days after the humiliation with Jessica, Mur dived through the green gate of the yellow house. A very young male security dude greeted him like a long lost friend and offered him three women. It was mid-day but two of the garotas were yawning as if recently awakened from a brief sleep after a busy night.
The other, dressed in denim and t-shirt rather than lingerie, was the immediately appealing Valeria. Very slim, reddish-blonde long hair in curls, nice brown eyes, a little reminiscent of the fabulous Alexandra of classic ladies, who will be out of Muri’s range until after Christmas. Christmas 2007.
But this €40 half an hour was an advance Christmas present in itself, with this Goiás girl, 25 years or so, giving Muri the full therapy and ensuring a future visit.
Valeria has a lithe neat hard body with small breasts, just as Muri likes. (yes, of course this makes him a latent homosexual, but don’t look out for him any time soon cruising the Parque Eduardo VII when there are girls like Valeria around).
This house has offered mixed blessings, but the price and the twenty-four hour service will probably keep it on this Lisbon monger’s’ map.
Just come back from a week in the Netherlands. I fear that the space cake I ate there has damaged my brain permanently - I still feel the effects even now. I also had a go at two of the window girls there, each with varying success. But the portuguese section of isg is not the place to retell such events..
Btw, Mur I cannot help noting the evolution of your written portuguese on the guia. I say this because in the beginning you used to write "casa amarella", changing later on to "casa amarelha". Just to end your suffering mate, it's actually "casa amarela". Not that this matters one bit, of course, it's still perfectly understandable. Just me picking on small details.
Pedrassi
I am portuguese but I am living in Brussels since 2001.
I will be back in Lisboa for some conferences next week 5 to 8 of September.
Can you please tell me where I can find some street action?
I know Restelo,Artilharia 1 and Tecnico.
I know that during the day Monsanto is over.
1 abraço
PauloRS
Paulors. Try the Poço. Several pointers here and in the Guia.
Pedrassi. Mur tries to improve. After three years in Portugal he not only has difficulties spelling 'amarelo' but also still hesitates between 'vermelho' (red) and 'amarelo' (yellow). Luckily, he never referees soccer games...
He did take Lili upstairs the other day. In the Poço.
Lili has been described here, and there is even a photo of her in that section.
In some ways she's not Muri’s type, but:
1. She was dressed so wonderfully whoorishly, in tiny hot-pants (is that still what they're called? Whatever, her pants are HOT), clinging boob-tube. She was off duty taking a stroll in the Praça when Mur arrived, and heads were turning all over the street, not just the male tourists but their ladies, too.
2. Fine big breasts.That's, like, really fine, and sorta well, y'know, biiiiiig, ahhh, breasts. Big breasts.
3. Weird green eyes, worth the €25 to look deep into those big wide clear rather feline beauties while thrusting and spurting.
4. €25 was all she charged. For a long affectionate service, with some kissing, CBJ, and a good long ride. Unlike Sabina, who is more beautiful, but whom Muri shunned on his way to greet Lili, because, much as he loves Sabina's body, and the ripe fruit between her legs, he dislikes the MSExcel spreadsheet between her ears.
When Sabina saw which way the wind was blowing, she shouted in Romanian at Mur and Lili. It probably wasn't "have a nice fuck, darling boys and girls".
But we did.
Just one health warning, Lili was very strongly perfumed and when Mur got back to the office someone asked meaningfully where he had been. If you are a married man, get back to your dwelling earlier than little miss homemaker, and scrub yourself down in the shower before she arrives, or you will be facing the sex gestapo.
Where do the mature ladies of pleasure hang around in Lisboa?
Poco sounds from the descriptions like it may be full of young East europeans -- not really to my taste. I prefer the more mature latino lady.
Any suggestions on where to look for this?
Thankx,
AP.
Dear Muri - dear all
Carlos Primeros was checking his old colony Macao. Marques de Pombal would die again for what it is now. I was in the Casino Lisboa and guess what??? Only Eastern European beauties - no Morenas, no Luisidadas, nothing of former Portugal.
Carlos tired something form Usbekistan / but Muri - you know the secret vices of Carlos - belindas bunds e nada mais!!!!!
I will be back to the flesh-pots of Portugal soon!!!!
Nothing replaces Lisboa, Lisboa SEMPRE!!!
Carlos Primros
Let me begin saying that this is not the report I imagined. I would definitely prefer to post the description of a Homeric reencounter of this worshipper and his ****.
Elena - "my" long lasting gipsy Romanian princess - came back to Lisbon a while ago, and I patiently waited for her to resume work. Hélas, in vain, she didn't. Pressed by the presence of her family here, she changed her professional career and now earns her living in a much more tedious way.
Today she was visiting her friends in Poço, and being now an unadorned, dull, plain and chaste 30 y. O. Woman, declined my invitation to climb the stairs. Is this forever? . Her marvellous pitch black curly hair, for instance, is now trivial, her hazel eyes don't shine anymore. I was appalled, she's a shadow of herself. What a loss!
With my feelings badly hurt, I declined her recommendations to go with another of this gipsy subgroup (Sabina & others), instead I chose Lili to mend my broken heart, knowing by experience she was able at least to revive my lust. She did, and if not my soul, the body was appeased.
The Romanian team in Poço is at its peak these days: about a dozen girls (Lili will soon be absent for a month or so), most of them more than desirable, mark their presence randomly along the day. It's a pity the facilities are so bad. I like to think sometimes I was Elena's first of the day, her flower scent was virginal, delightful, as is with most of these Romanians. But the following clients, won't they notice the mixed salty sweat on these tender, otherwise immaculate bodies? Their next shower will be at best at the end of the day after visiting and times the 4th floor! (Lili admitted she is the current champion.) Albeit distasteful to remember, this happens everywhere with most of the girls that don't step into the shower with us.
Peaceful said:
She quickly, quietly, cleaned her pussy and dressed in front of the mirror. A thing I couldn't stop noticing: I licked her tits and ears and she didn't clean it! Probably I ate other men spit? .
Fellow Peaceful, you are absolutely right. It is really a problem with these cheap rooms. What if we take some wiping tissues? Most other girls carry them along with their paraphernalia. However it would be awkward to use them on her body before. Maybe if we offer a massage. I did it more than once.
Meanwhile, I turned my interest towards the transatlantic beauties from Brazil. My praised Brazilian masseuse - who is just masseuse -, has introduced me to a younger petite jewel, joyful and very fun, whose details I'll share as soon as she lets me. And by the way, those hygiene problems above don't apply here.
But Poço is in fact, a kind of addiction. I still don't rationally know why!
I tried the 20 "roses" Rossio place a week ago. Motivated by the price and the affability of the receptionist on the phone I climbed up those old stairs in what had first started as a rather dull lunchtime in downtown Lisbon.
It was not a positive experience, by most standards. There was only one girl there, a 30 year old portuguese lady. When we were finally alone in the frugality of a small bedroom next to the ceiling, the general atmosphere and client-prostitute relationship began to change.
One could tell that she had been mistreated by life in general, that she felt regret and embarrassment at doing this job and confided to me that she was trying to leave it. She told me she was "completa" for 40 but that if I really wanted to I could have her for 30. Despite her initial enthusiasm for encountering a "young client" my mood was faltering. No longer did I consider her a service provider but instead I pitied her. My lingering resentment and disgust at society for failing to cater to my physiological needs had blinded me to the point that I was feeding a decadent sex industry and indeed indirectly exploiting these poor souls. This was not merely a sex-exchange; more profoundly, we were exchanging poverties: my emotional one for her economic one.
We ended up fucking all the same. While she actually gave me good service (including DFK, which was a big surprise considering the place), I could not really bring myself to enjoy it.
Tell me Carlos Primeros, deposed King of Portugal. How can you live yourself when you are in Brazil and have sex with girls who do so only to survive, along with Rio_Bobby, Bubba_delight and various others? Have you really no moral qualms whatsoever?
There can be no faith in Humanity.
My Dear - life is hard to everybody - also to hookers! Otherwise there would be no hookers but only happy married women and men. Where should we mongers go?
Now - stupid joke aside - I feel also sorry for mistreated women. I hate this but I avoid them like a plague because - as a hooker told me - every hooker has a sad story to tell.
Why do girls prostitue themselves? A question with thousand anwers. I can not answer them all. I am happily taking advantage of the offered services, pay and leave. In a certain way I am giving support to these women!
We can also start discussing about the morals, economical impact of mongering, even the ten commands. But is that the purpose of this forum?
You see - I was former King of Portugal and they kicked me out into exile! So people like RioBob, Muri etc. are getting a kick out of fucking hookers.
From time to time everybody meets really nice girls - also hookers can have a very good caracter and can be real GFs.
I have a GF in Niteroi which was a hooker for 5 years before she finished university and is now a dentist! But in reality, I think that only 20 % of the working girls are really pressed in to prostitution, the rest is doing it out of very personal reasons. There may be sad personal stories behind it but I am not working in a social program to enhance the well-being of hookers.
If they like me and I like them - it is ok, if not, I leave.
For sure I have also pitty for human beings. I was several years ago travelling in the south of India with a very very rich Indian businessman in his RollsRoyce. At a gas-station an old woman was creeping towards the car, she had only rags on and had not even the strength to walk! I gave her 10 roupies and guess what happened? The Indian businessman started an argument with me - he told me that if I would give every starving old women in India 10 roupies I would soon have nothing to give away - and why giving it to this old woman? She is dying anyhow.
I think this story tells you a little about pittying people and the attitued other people look at things. Like I said - paying a service-provider is maybe not the worst thing to do.
Take care - you are obviously a good, fine young man with a lot of scouples. Keep on going your way, like I do may way.
Carlos - deposed King of Portugal
a fascinating interchange. what is it with the young generation? carlos and muri are older fuckers, raised by parents who knew war and hunger, with no tv and little pocket money, long hard days of disciplined work at school, carlos learning the eternal lessons from goethe and schiller, muri from shakespeare and byron. they have offered a lifetime of service to capitalism, selling their body but not their soul, and they reap some reward by occasionally purchasing the favours of willing women.
and along comes this lost generation of privileged but discontented youngsters addicted to instant but fleeting gratifications, their junk food, their crappy mtv, their ten-month marketing courses plagiarised off the net, and their ten-second attention spans. are these the men who will inherit the mongering world, when mur and carlos take that one-way ticket to the crematorium?
(muri still hasn’t decided. will he have his ashes rep001tered in the rua poço do borratem, or will they be kept in a plastic urn in the reception showcase at mirage klub?)
ok, now, pedrassi, ignore the bullshit above. as carlos points out, you are evidently a thoughtful sensitive and decent person. it is also clear from your writing that you have been fortunate in your education. and you have the priceless, strictly not eternal gift of youth, which you must not waste.
do not be dispirited by one banal sex act, or by the miseries of the ladies. yes, some of them have sad stories to tell, but so has the ugly young woman with the bitten nails and haunted look who has to work all day on the caixa at mur's local pingo doce. and so has muri’s boss’s wife, despite her holidays, clothes, cars and mansions.
if you dwell on the immense sadness of the world, it will drown you. it will rush you under like a tsunami and pummel the living shit out of you until there is nothing left but a pile of damp smelly rags.
play your part by being cheerful, tender kind and funny – with the pingo doce girl in avenida almirante reis, with the banker’s wife in the quinta da marinha, with the woman who fucks you for €20 in the rossio – with everyone. you will give and take humble pleasure, and the wicked world will be very slightly better for your presence.
if you yearn to save and redeem humanity, you will end up a dictator or a suicide.
be a monger instead.
con amore,
mur
Oh, yeah, morals...
As everybody nows, everything that's good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I'm still trying to enjoy myself, all the same, even if not so much in Portugal nowadays.
I had wonderful sex today. Just wonderful.
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The lovely lady who graced my life with an hour of her precious company made a point of telling me that her's was a lifestyle choice, even if pressed by economic conditions (as in making money enough to sustain the quality of life being pursued, with an activity that's basically enjoyable).
Most times it all boils down to a question of attitude. If you go to the bottom of it, all of our lives are miserable (just read Álvaro de Campos). And mysterious. And for the more fortunate of us, also great.
Speaking about attitude, on my last passages through Lisbon, I have concentrated on M.K. and on Classic Ladies.
Vanessa, my M.K. muse, seems to be not there for the moment. Diana was out also, on my last visit. I went with a Portuguese girl whose name I do not remember now. It was good, but not memorable.
Classic Ladies, lately the trio of Alexandra, Raquel and Luciana, under the auspices of the lovely Ana, is the cream of the cream of the offer that I know of in Lisbon.
Alexandra won't be there much longer. She'll finish her doctorate and she'll return to her country. Meanwhile, she'll certainly keep being, and I say this with all my respect and admiration and gratitude, the best fuck in Lisbon.
Raquel is a very close second. I actually prefer her to Alexandra, even if objectively Alexandra is a grand dame and Raquel is not as much into it.
Luciana, the black last (graduate) year university student is the more lovely of them and does a BBBJ that's probably reason enough for a man to feel that life's worth to be lived just for the experience.
I'll try to worry about morals sometime tomorrow, after lunch...
Cheers.
Upon reading the feedback to my report (and reading it again myself) I feel obliged to make a few amendments.
Firstly, my very "emotional" mood at the time allowed me to get carried away with my statements. My original intention had been to debate the wrecked situation most prostitutes found themselves in. Given that I did not correctly convey this, I would like to issue a sincere apology to Carlos Primeros. What you do in your private life is none of my business.
Secondly, I have also greatly benefited from these girls' plight. If they were non-existent I would probably still not know very much about a woman's more intimate anatomy. Meaning that I would either have gone crazy or jumped off a bridge. They have also made my life so much more interesting. So perhaps they do have some positive role to play in society.
Thirdly, after much reflection I have realized that I don't really have the will to abstain indefinitely from all mongering activities. The prospects of getting a girlfriend remain pretty dim, and my raging hormones remain a powerful influence in my decision-making. So it's back to the status quo, it seems.
Ah, and I thank you Mur for once again providing a humorous report and at the same time effectively conveying your message across. Rest assured that your points are not lost on me.
Pedrassi
Being quite conservative when a lady pleases my body and soul, I usually repeat the same choice many times, thus having the chance to know better the mind (and certainly the body!) of the lady in question.
Unfortunately (or not) in my many years of mongering I was able to know only a tiny bit of that huge world. However only once – and I consider only those I think I knew – I sensed a real drama. And she was a Portuguese lady, in her homeland.
Probably most of the ladies of pleasure do not like what they do. But they like the pay. And a lot of them are gifted, even when they prefer to be watching tv or doing something else they perform fairly well. Doesn’t it happen in other lines of work? How many of us are lucky enough to always like what we do? At some point all of us have some doubts.
IMHO Murilloa gave a very good example of the way it goes:
18Jul06 about Martinha:
"...she says the boys in blue treated her beautifully and even offered her a female counsellor in case she needed help getting over the terrifying experience of being ‘trafficked’. No, she insisted, but if you really want to help me, just let me stay and continue fucking older English guys for loads and loads of lovely money..."
Too much thinking may be hazardous to your life… so today I had another marvellous massage.
No remorse, no guilt, no inner turmoil.
All the ladies I make love to, I MAKE LOVE TO THEM. When I refer to them as "Goddesses" I mean every single syllable of the word. I worship their bodies and no one will ever be able to say that she was treated with less kindness and gentleness than a "regular" lover would. Sad and troubled stories they may have (many certainly do) but, as far as I'm concerned, I wish my fleeting moment with them to be as much pleasurable to them as it shall be to me.
As for the "moral" issue, being the agnostic that I am, jewish-christian morality always was nothing but a repulsive nuisance: we all sell some part of our body, be that the brain, the arms, the legs or the pussy. None of them are sacred and all are. Ronaldinho's legs, Jorge Luis Borges's brain, Tapies's hands and eyes, Alexandra's pussy, mouth and bottom, all deserve to be paid for and dutifully loved and respected.
That's as perfect as my world gets.
First of all I must apologize for my English, it's been getting worse and worse, maybe due to some neurological disease (at least is not neuro syphilis)... sorry, I understand that these kind of jokes may not be welcome so I'll just shut the freak up. Enough about first statements, my gentlemen!
For whom remembers I had an encounter with this girl which I called "catarina, the czarina", where I couldn't reach to any conclusion so I had to go there again. Well, there I went! I did as recommended so I paid first as a sign of trust and tipped her 5 as a act of good will. She thanked and striped, cleaned and laid down spreading her legs. Kiss? No, no kiss, naaawww. Well, she was a real doll. Frustrated I took my time and she started hurting and hurrying so I came anyway and left. No money for you! - says the monger nazi.
My dear friends it was a busy summer which involved sex, oversex, hypersex and bankruptcy. Though I'd like to brag about my accomplishments I should not.
Anyway, I'm in sex prison now. There's a common saying in Portugal: "no money no vices", well, it's true. But even though, I still read with enthusiasm your reports (I have been granted internet access here in prison due to good behaviour), so keep on posting mates. I see new names here and in GPGuia, the same for portalprivado, correio da manha, etc, which makes me very happy. It's good to see that this beloved hobby of mine is proliferating! Just remember to always treat the girls nicely, stay protected, and… whatever. Go ahead my friends I shall join you later!
Big props for the great, the one and only, the professor and Father, the internet Shakespeare Murilloa! Best regards and good luck to y'all!
A sudden bip of my phone announces the chance of a promising afternoon. The Brazilian petite jewel, joyful and fun that I mentioned earlier is available and I jump to meet her in a room she borrowed for the occasion. The unexpected adds a special flavour to it, as it often guarantees a good experience.
In fact I had been twice with her several months ago, just before she went to Brazil leaving me wishing for her return.
Long black curly hair (my style), she is short and has a nice face. Gained some unwanted weight (not my style) that she has definitely to lose. Very affectionate, a kind of very spicy girlfriend, she took me to heaven and back. I even remembered Cohen:
Oh baby I waited so long for your kiss
for something to happen
oh for something like this.
An hour later I went away walking weightless in the clouds, my limbs barely supporting this body for I had left behind all my strength. I wish I could recharge faster: my batteries, my wallet, my mind. Can’t wait to do it again.
She is not yet “established” (I’ll let you know when she is. Right now I couldn’t hold my joy just to myself), but a rather intricate fate made me belong to the group of the chosen to deserve the favours of this young girl and have the privilege of providing the means she needs meanwhile.
That’s life.
good conversation recently: this is what it means to have a community rather than isolated reports.
friday mur was tortured by a professional development seminar.
most mongers concede that squalor, decadence and depravity have their own special fascination. if you disagree, why, what are you doing here, reading about a low-life like murilloa? however, the regulations and practices of the international insurance, finance and banking system contrive to be simultaneously immoral, disgusting and tedious.
so after a nauseating day, muri set off to research his own seminar paper, entitled, [i]‘informal modes of amatory service exchange in a volatile trans-european financial context: an empirical data-driven investigation.’[/i]
there was only one place for the fieldwork.
‘nauseating’ is no exaggeration, for he reached rossio with stomach churning. his flatulence, matching that of the day’s presenters, was such that he had to walk about for ten minutes deflating. round the historic square he went, rep001tering the pigeons with rifle-crack farts. about time those flying fucks learned what it feels like to live in fear of being crapped on.
once he was sure the fit was over – for who, gentlemen, would wish to intoduce a bad smell into that pristine pensão? – he entered the poço, horns sprouting from his head, forked tail lashing, cloven hooves drumming, teeth stained with the blood of virgins.
and the first sight to gratify his crimson eyes was the long-absent tsarina katarina herself, returned from visiting other outposts of her empire.
at the very foot of the fourfold stairway to heaven, they met a junior monger (?pedrassi?) descending with the magnificent sabina, in white blouse, long red skirt and almost no makeup (sorry, ambiguous sentence, we are talking about sabina, not pedrassi).
she looked entirely chaste and pure, like a bridesmaid at an e. european village wedding. had you seen her in the street you would surely have gazed but you'd have said ‘cutsie’ not ‘sexy’. you would have no idea that here is a girl whose working day is a multiplicity of cocks, some of them unrubbered.
anyway she has decided to heal her relationship with mur, because as they passed each other she poker-faced him rather than breaking out into abuse.
upstairs, katarina pursed €30 and gave a satisfactory service at this modest price. afterwards mur tried to talk to the lady.
now the tsarina’s admirers, and this writer is one, would describe her as a svelte marble goddess, an exquisite raven-haired odalisque, a statuesque enchantress, a secretive sensuous sphinx, a luscious long-limbed lovebird, a pretty purring panther...
her detractors might call her a hardened hooker.
but nobody could accuse her of being a generous expansive conversationalist. in reply to courtly questions in perfect portuguese, she offered nods, grunts, and that flash of a wan smile that occasionally lifts her face from interesting to beautiful. luckily our monosyllabic muse was dealing with an ex-boy scout, trained in morse code, who was able to glean that she has been home a month and will spend the next three here, the duration of her visa.
glad to use a trivial factoid from the training day, mur commented that romania is to join the eu in 2007, enabling her and all her friends to buy a mansion in sintra or a golf course in the algarve and live there happily ever after. “mmh”, she said, which is katarina-speak for, “oh, thank you so much, these are glad tidings indeed, muri, proud prince of my pussy and hope of my heart”.
then she lit a cigarette and headed streetwards. she had taken just ten paces when a tall, wide fuckin’ man-mountain of a dude took her back inside. mur skipped over the road, sidestepping the tourist tram, to get a beer, keeping an anxious eye on the pensão which he half expected to come crashing down into the street. not to worry. it took thirteen minutes, or two imperiais, for the tsarina to emerge, the next cigarette between her lips and the next client in her sights.
while sipping his sparkling brew, mur glimpsed the busy lili, and also noted the return of brown gypsy larissa, who has put on weight and still wears circus-clown lipstick and make-up, but who is eminently ‘comestivel’ as our brothers in the guia would say.
and thus the pale-gold autumnal sun sank behind the ancient rooftops to set on another day in the poço. what a wordy report for one quick fuck. apologies, gentlemen, but blame the friday seminar: it appears that windy verbosity is an std, seminar-transmitted disease.
While I did go to the Poço area on friday, I did not take Sabina up to the pensão. I did see a girl with a "long red skirt" standing around shortly before I left, though. The girl I took upstairs (I believe her name was Alina, something along those lines) treated me pretty badly. No kissing (second working girl to directly refuse me DFK in person; although in her case this was understandable - she didn't want to smear her lipstick as she had to get back to the street in 20 mins), no oral, as soon as I gave her the money she just lay down on the bed, patiently waiting for me to fuck her. When I tried to take her bra off, she said that would cost an extra 5€. While she had perfect text-book genitalia, I ended up not fucking her as I really did not want to try having sex with the live equivalent of a life-size doll. She did not seem minimally interested in me which was very exasperating.
After getting dressed she asked me for my mobile so she could call her mother (quite the cheeky lass!). I told her I did not have cash to burn for international calls, to which she replied that it would be a quick call. Ended up agreeing in exchange for her giving me the privilege of feeling her young body. She made a very long call, fully using up the 4 euros in my account.
I reckon that this first incursion into the SW scene in Lisbon will very probably be my last.
Pedrassi
Reading the negative lines (here and in the other forum) on several girls in Poço, especially about Jessica, Alina, Catarina and Sabina, some of them confirmed by my own experience, I cannot help remembering (by contrast) the former princess of them all: Elena. I saw her the first time more than one year ago, by pure accident, and that sight made me climb those stairs for the first time in my life, hence changing my mongering routines.
After that first occasion never she mentioned money again nor asked for anything, she had always a fresh scent, after the first time DFK and BBBJ were standard, she seemed happy with me around and we usually had some good laughs. Conversation was fairly easy using a mix of Portuguese/Spanish/Romanian. What more could I desire?
Sure, she was not perfect, and in some particular items far from it, but all summed up, for me she was the best, and when she left to her homeland for the whole winter I was devastated, but spring brought her again to the joy of her admirers. However after a short visit home in July she has now changed her way of living.
As homage, I post 2 pictures in the appropriate section.
Piotr, that’s a pity – although falling in l*** with a working girl, inescapable at times, is never really a wise move. Has she truly changed her lifestyle? With all respect to her good intentions, won’t she eventually get sick of the hard, ill-paid job she is doing now, and return to little Bucharest of Borratem? And if not -since you got on so well together, couldn’t she make you a special friend, as retired ladies sometimes do? At least the separation means you will continue to entertain us with reports of your quest for a new princess and of your progress with the Romanian language. If you get fluent, you can lead Muri’s proposed Portuguese Expeditionary Force on their mission to Bucharest to celebrate Romania joining the EU next year. And be sure to keep your promise to let us know when your petite Brazilian returns to Active Service.
Pedrassi, you are to be commended on taking the time to describe your misadventure on two sites and in two languages. You do not get a pat on the back, however, for allowing yourself to be exploited by naughty Aline. These delightful minxes chat and laugh a lot together about us mongers, and they try to tease and squeeze every last cent out of us, just as much for the mischievous fun of it, as for the money. There must have been tears of laughter in the pub last night as Aline told her compatriots how she called her mother to tell her she was having a break from her job as a chambermaid, while Pedrassi was running his feverish hands over her pert breasts…
Do not give up on the Poço, try again and by going regularly, and paying just a little extra, you will find that these girls drop the rubber doll mode and make more of an effort. But you will rarely get DFK here, and if that is your thing, you must move further up market. If you can steal €100 and drive your getaway vehicle to Avenida 5 Outubro, Alexandra of Classic Ladies will offer the kind of unforgettable lesson in all-round orality that should be on the curriculum of every good university.
Getting back to the Poço, Portuguese ‘putanheiros’ at the Guia are giving the wrong impression by describing it as irredeemably squalid and dangerous. It is, in fact, totally safe by day, being on the tourist circuit: two major squares are nearby, there are respectable hotels, restaurants and pensões in the area as well as our inferno-in-the-sky, the quaint old tram runs through, and there are always extrangeiros milling around on their way to and from the castle.
Indeed part of the ‘comédie humaine’ of the scene is to watch couples of tourists and the different ways the man and woman react as they realise that they have wandered into a street market. The other day from his lair in the ‘Carmar’ Mur saw two Scandinavian adolescents with their eyes out on stalks and their tongues hanging down to their knees as gypsy Larissa sauntered by, wiggling her fine butt with a ‘fuck-me’ look in her big brown eyes. But the boys were trailing behind Momma and Pop – there was nothing they could do but wait to get back to the hotel for a frantic five-finger exercise.
This area is also rendered safe by police presence, which is reassuring except on the days when the boys in blue have nothing better to do than herd our eastern lovelies into a van and take them to the station house. Perhaps the pensão itself is a little grubby, but most of the girls are scrupulous about hygiene, and for those of us on a budget – and Muri will be in that number until Christmas at least – the Poço remains a source of pretty young women and much innocent amusement. Even the bad experiences are funny there.
Muri did splash big bucks on a visit to beautiful Diana last week. She is second to Lori on his list of ‘girls-to-marry-after-winning-the-lottery-and-becoming-a-born-again-Christian’. He didn’t write a report because he has said all that words can say about this lovely woman. But it was good to see, reading the Guia this Sabbath morning, that a local guy with a good literary nickname has done something like justice to the Diana experience in the language of Camões and Ronaldinho. Also recommended, for those who read that language, is a wonderfully long vivid and sleazy account of the late-night club scene written by our own Zé Duron.
OK, now, Muri, shut the fuck up and do some work for once in your life, you idle chattering scumbag.
Fellow Murilloa,
Interesting the idea of commemorating the EU enlargement with such Expeditionary Corps.
Amazingly, as the enlargement expectations work both ways, imagine an industrious SW in Poço tired of her current life, leaning on a wall during her idle hours and thinking:
“…how can I get some personal gain from it? I already have a rented apartment here in Lisbon where I know my way around, a few € put aside, my flexible and consenting husband has found what seems to be a good job here, the language is not a problem anymore, why not shall I go to Bucharest and bring my kid and my mother to live here with me? And the cat and the canary will also like this milder climate. I could find a more conventional job, through it sooner or later the legal fuss will be solved, my kid could get an education in a public school here, my mother who is still young and healthy will certainly find something to do, and we all will be happy ever after… “
“…whereas if I return home I’ll have no job, little help from my family who struggles to survive, and when my last euros fade away I’ll be just another mouth… “
The hymn is now playing, the 12 stars shinning in a perfect circle and all is blue. Or else we’ll see a recycled SW in Poço.
Ah! of course! we are also members of another community that includes Brazil…
And you Pedrassi listen to Murilloa, if I may tell you so. The life of a monger isn’t always joyful, being try and error the game to play. Discard Alina and others alike, but not Poço. As you know It’s a kind of self contained micro cosmos where the girls have little in common with the standard SW elsewhere. Perhaps a case study.
Hello guys.
Congratulations to all of you and a big "Aloohha" to Muri (I don't know what you do for living but the world certainly lost a great novelist when you decided to sell your services to the global capital, but well thats life.)
What I trully enjoy and admire here is the brotherwood and friendship that drives this section of the forum, a comunity kind of stuff, not just a number of isolated posts about hookers and a bunch of "machos" trying to get their 15 minutes of fame.
Ok, enough. Let's talk about something more interesting.
I just love the brasilian biotype of girls, small breasts and lovely round and firm bums, its impossible for me to get tired of them, those sun marks, ohhh, yes theres a God somewhere.
Add to all of the above an non complex atittude towards sex and you hava the perfect mixture for a hooker. Hookers that love their job if you know what I mean.
But well sometimes its good to have some diversity in our diet thats why I phoned Rebeka from [url]www.apartadox.com[/url]
Rebeka is a cute blond, about 30yo, 175 cm tall, long perfect legs and she sucks and fucks in her apartament in Paço de Arcos for 70? Half an hour or 100? One hour. She says shes italian but I would say Hungarian ou any other eastern european country.
The place itself is a little shitty, kind of bronx neigbourhood but her apartment is clean and quiet and thats enough for me.
She opened the door in a long evening dress showing her nice body and her lovely ass.
She asked if I wanted to have a shower with her, gave me a towel and joined me after she striped.
After that I started feeling her body, touvhing her boobs ass and pussy. I did a DATY to her and after that she gave me a delicious BBBJ.
More che kisses deliciously, DFK.
We got out of shower to bed and started a long 69 followed by a cowgirl fuck, we tried several positions and finished in doggy style.
Finally asked her to spunk in her tits and I did.
So I spent 70? For half an hour and I must tell you it worth every cent and I recomend to you if you want something different from the brasilian girls for a change.
Salut
Welcome, CC.
There is, indeed a good community here, so stay with us and do not become one of those 'one-shot wonders' who appear briefly on the Lisbon board and then vanish forever.
Of course some of these mongers are assassinated on dark nights in the Poço, but the others have no excuse not to continue posting.
Her classified advertisement (CM) has disappeared. It is clear that she wanted to return to London. Anyone know if she has done so?
Mur is on his way to Tonytown soon, and if it were confirmed that our tiny brasiliera was back there he would have a serious dilemma: £150 for an hour with her, or the same kind of sum for a 'sacred rose' or 'gentlemens' party?
Chupa-Cabras,
I have been tempted to try this woman for quite some time now. Her previous name in apartadoX and Zen Club (Irina) hint at Russian ancestry. I believe her "Italian" nationality derives from an attempt to differentiate herself from her compatriotes (most of whom practice significant lower prices) and to create added "value" (maybe she took a mini-marketing course in Kiev or Moscow).
Anyhow, while I remain reluctant to try 69s on working girls (the same applies to BBJs), your description of such wonderful DFK has convinced me on the merits of this girl.
Once I leave this state of financial insolvency (could take some time...), rest assured that Rebeka will be duly visited.
After a brief phone call yesterday I found out that Rebeka (or Irina) requires one to reserve at least one day in advance. What an unecessary hassle. Who knows if I still have the urge of going 24 hours from now?
Rebeka has promptly been relegated again to the "not urgent" list.
Pedrassi
Pedrassi i booked with Rebeka just half an hour before...But that was in mid August. So I guess business must be good for Rebeka these days now that her old clients from Zen are back from holidays and found her new place in Paço de Arcos.
Another girl I strongly recomend paying her a visit is Vitoria from Parede. Vitoria is a beautiful brasilian brunette from Sao Paulo, 170 cm, 26 y.o., long legs, small breasts and a firm round bum with delicious sun tan marks. The typical brasilian and IMO one of the nicest and sweetest girls i´ve met in these business.
You can check her pics at [url]www.prazerintimo.com[/url] or [url]www.apartadox.com[/url].
She is located in a basement flat in Parede near the Church and Galp station next to the marginal. The place is very discret and clean so is Vitoria.
Vitoria unlike Rebeka who makes the femme fatale, nympho style of girl is a trully a next door girl, doesn´t look, feel or act like a ***** at all and if you´re in a GFE kind of thing shes the one for you.
When i met her she was wearing a tshirt and a jeans mini skirt, she took me to her room and started stripping.
No underwear, i started feeling her body, kissing her kniples, felling her round made in Brazil bum, very slowly.
Nice CBJ, 69, then missionary, cowgirl anf doggy style, all very good.
Finally she suggested that i shuold fuck her standing up in front of the mirror, with her anging to the counter and so i did whith her perversely looking at the mirror...
Finished in bed and still wsas able to lay there and talk to her for quite a bit while resting. No rush at all.
A premium GFE experience for those who enjoy it, and be carefull its easy to fall in love with one like this guys.
Salut
CC: Welcome to this Forum.
I was impressed with your report on Vitoria, and specially with her...
Can you confirm that the 2 sites:
'You can check her pics at [url]www.prazerintimo.com[/url] or [url]www.apartadox.com[/url].'
refer to the same Vitoria?
All the best.
Piotr, Vitoria droped her add in apartadox, shes only adding in prazerintimo now.
Theres a place i already visited a few times already.
The infamous Yellow House is located in the marginal, just before S. João lights, works in a 24/7 basis and displays around 8/9 girls being at least 4/5 quite nice.
You can visit the place without commitement, if it happens that you don’t like any of the girls you just walk away and did it once, without any kind of problems or hard feelings from them.
The price for half an hour ranges from 40 Euros during the day and 50 Euros from 19h00m.
Most of the girls come from the interior states of Brazil like Goiania or Minas Gerais, so if you are looking for modern, sophisticated urban playmates this is not the place for you,better start looking for them in Apartado X, Portal Privado or Clubs like Gallery or EB and be prepared to spend a few more bucks also.
In my visits to this place i’ve already tried Monique, Renata, Nadia and Claudia, being the last one IMO the best fuck in the place, but that’s just my very own personnel opinion.
The girls there are all very sweet and tender and all the environment is very familiar and cozy.
So that’s I place I recommend visiting and I'll keep visiting from times to times.
Not long ago, Mur said that he was no soccer referee.
After reading the following, he is sorry about that - for those who read Portuguese, an instructive story.
The beautiful game, indeed. Pity that Muri is too old to play, and too broke to fuck.
[url]http://www.correiomanha.pt/noticia.asp?id=216577&idselect=181&idCanal=181&p=0[/url]
Having decided to try a new place completely randomly, off I went in Lisbon calling random numbers from the CM, searching for something that I particularly liked.
Eventually my choice settled on this brothel in Saldanha. The receptionist had been nice on the phone, saying that there were 5 girls available, 2 of them blonde, and that they'd give full service for 50 euros half an hour.
The place was not difficult to find, although the building looked a bit creepy and lacklustre (this is common for these kind of establishments though, I've noticed).
I climbed up the stairs, and upon reaching the desired floor, encountered a frail old lady staring fixedly at me from her open door, directly opposite from my destination. I continued in my path and ignored her. Eventually, she closed her door and I was left in the stairway alone again, wondering if I was in the right place.
I ring what I presumed was the brothel's bell and a black crooked-eyed woman opens the door slightly, asking me what I wanted. I tell her I'd come for a "consulta" to which she stares at me blankly. She once again repeats the question and again I give the same answer. Half a minute of utter awkward silence. She finally opens the door completely to let me in and then asks me: "you came for the convivio right?". Amazed at the woman's deductive skills I reply affirmatively and am escorted to a bedroom nearby. She tells me that she's the only one available, that all the other girls are either busy or doing outcalls.
I tell her politely that in that case I have no desire to stay. She goes off to call the Madame, who informs me that I could wait for a while until some of the other girls are released from their duties. I remain disinclined to do so until a girl shows up from one of the bedrooms, looks at me with a smiling face and tells me that in 10 minutes or so we could be together. Given the new circumstances, I decide to wait in that spare bedroom. And I wait. And wait. And wait. 20 minutes pass until she finally returns.
Upon closer inspection, she is not as pretty as I had initially made her out to be. Genuine disappointment and regret encroach me. But given the wasted time, I decide to give her a chance. We go to the bedroom, where she asks me to "clean" myself. I thought she meant just washing with water. But no, she insists on using a special disinfectant. After reluctantly conceding, I ask her about DFK. She tells me grudgingly that she doesn't consider it safe nor hygienic, but that she'd do it for me.
The show finally starts. She lets me undress her, further disappointment ensues: her clothing had conveniently hidden her slight chubbiness and tarnished tummy skin. But no going back now. Also interesting to note was that an unpleasant smell of BO seemed to linger; despite her taking a shower it's never a good thing to be with a working girl right after she's just attended another client.
Anyway, we move into some rodeo girl and later on into some missionary. I try to kiss her but she seems unconfortable with it. After some more daring moves she threatens half-playingly to "bite me". She starts nagging me about herpes, STDs etc again. I tell her the story of a girl I know with herpes whose only precaution with her boyfriend is not to kiss when it's active. She tells me that only happens because they "love themselves". Such pertinence. I begin to get slightly bored and inform her that I want to try her ass. She concedes, it actually starts as quite a positive experience, tight, lots of friction, I soon come and crash onto her back to recover from the orgasmic spasm my brain has just received.
When I finally remove myself from the insides of her body I notice something coloured on the condom. My original guess had been blood, but closer inspection (using both the visual and olfactive senses...) reveals the stuff to be fecal matter a.ka. shit. I am completely astounded and do not say a thing. The girl turns around, looks at my face and shrugs it off "ah don't worry, this sometimes happens because I use lubrificant". Yeah, why should I worry if I have shit on one of my most sensitive and vulnerable body parts? She asks me to take the condom off, which I found a bit crass. I wash myself again with the disinfectant, this time without complaint. She takes a shower, and then drinks from a small container containing what she said was oral disinfectant. I decline her offer to take it myself.
I decide at this stage, given her apparent paranoia of STDs, to ask her on her opinion of BBBJ. She tells me that clients (or was it men in general, can't recall) don't really give their health much consideration, and that they don't have much self-esteem for themselves. She also adds that the only prostitutes willing to offer such a loathsome service would be either "illegal brazilian immigrants" or "drug-addicts". What wonderful working girl solidarity.
I decide I've had enough for one day, tell her that I shall be returning to my "illegal brazilian immigrants and drug-addicts", wish her a G'day and get out.
No more anal for me, after this disgusting experience.
Hi Mur and all other gentlemen in this brilliant forum
Altough I have been more absent lately, I still do a lot of reading and will certainly come back to this forum more frequently.
I have strolled tru the streets and noticed some nice looking girls at the Boratém. One of the girls was Sabine. She is firm in business and knows how to push and smile on the same time. She asked for 25 € for a blow and fuck upstairs. I declined, wasn´t in the right timing.
She looks really good, not more than 23 years old, a bit to young for me, but looks really good with a tight body showing off her jeans and top.
Is she worth 50 for a brother game?
Hello guys,
Just visited Paulinha from [url]www.zonaquente.net[/url] in the weekend.
Paulinha is a 21 y.o. smiling and friendly brunette from Goias Brasil, nice legs, lovely round Made in Brazil typical kind of bum, working in Paço de Arcos next door to Rebeka from apartadox, already reported here before.
The price to be with her ranges from just 25 Euros for straight sex to 30 Euros with anal included, and that makes Paulinha a ferocious competitor to the girls in Poço who wont give their ass away, at least by this price. A nice price fuck lets say…
I booked with her in a Saturday afternoon and half an hour later I was in her building pushing the 8th floor buttom in the elevator.
She opened the door herself in lingerie, and took me to her room.
Was able to see another nice looking young brunette in the living room using the computer. Asked Paulinha if she would join us also, she replied that was her sister and she´s not making “Programa”. What a shame I thought to myself.
Paulinha stripped and started with a very competent CBJ, fucked her in several positions and finally asked her to lay down in doggy style and begged for her forbidden hole. The view was magnificent, I don’t know whats the secret but even the ugliest brasilians, and its not the case she looks ok, have this perfect round bums, that beat their European counterparts by 10-0, must be genetic. She grabbed the KY lub passed some in her hole and took it all the away in slowly in the beginning and them quite hard in end. Could see her hands grabbing the sheets while taking it, she screamed a bit and looked excited. Came in her ass. She must be one of those girls who likes it up her ass or at least didn’t seem upset at all. And that’s good.
In the end layed down in bed for a bit trying to catch my breath, talking to her for quite a while, she seemed interested where I had seen her add, I told her zonaquente. She showed me her photo album and asked which other sites I used to see, portalprivado and apartadox. She said those girls charge to much for a fuck, she does nice price for nice fuck.
And its true.I´ll return and recommend.
Next stop the Poço.
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Ze Duron,
Sabina is in fact a very pretty SW, as we all can see in the photo section thanks to Murilloa. I took her upstairs twice, you may read the post #756. Murilloa has a vast experience with this girl as he reported on several occasions. Being this matter fairly personal, I would say that if you can deal with her p€rsonality, she may give you a nice time, otherwise …
A few days ago I walked along that street – sightseeing purposes only! - and when she noticed me, came to me, grabbed my hand very tenderly saying ‘came and fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me ’. I don’t know how I could say no, she is physically my type of girl, but I remembered that in bed I was unable to connect to her. Murilloa did, and maybe you…
BTW, I noticed quite a few changes among them.
Enjoy her and report!
Went to the infamous Poço.
Parked my car in Praça da Figueira underground, and remembering Muris google earth map took the first road in my right side, 2 minutes later there I was in the heart famous Poço do Borratem AKA little Romania.
The place itself between Martim Moniz and Praça da Figueira squares as a very peculiar decaying charme. Very old houses, some of them almost falling apart, graffiti on the walls, junkies passing by heading to Intendent, some weirdoes just standing there lookin nowhere, tourists going to and from the castle, Chinese, Indis and Pakis, negroes, etc. You can see a bit of everything there…And of course what I was looking for, the purpose of my trip. The famous Romanian SW.
That day there were about 8 or 9 SW lining up on both sides of the street, and at least 4 or 5 of them very pretty. Surprised to find such beautiful girls in the streets.
There I was passing by incognito in the middle of the crowd and suddenly one of them took a step forward approaching me offering her services. Damn. I thought I looked pretty respectable, my girl friends even say i´m the shy quiet kind of guy but somehow this girls by telepathic power found the purpose of my visit to that place. LOL
In perfect Portuguese one of them a blond girl said: “Ola, vamos foder?” “25 Euros”. I smiled and declined, she was just not my type of girl. 4 or 5 steeps ahead them approached this very young stunning green eyed brunette, about 170 cm, long beautiful black hair, big perfect boobs, delicious red lips, all packed in a delicious whorish packet, with a subliminal “fuck me” red light neon hanging over her head.
Her name was Lilly and said she was from Romania, smiled and invited me in perfect Portuguese almost with no accent to fuck her in the hostel across the road. I smiled accepted and followed her. My dick was already leading the rest of my body at this moment.
She rang the hostel bell, said it was Lilly to the voice on the other side and the door opened. I stepped inside the infamous “Pensão das Romenas”.
The place itself is indescribable. Next time Tarantino or Gaspar Noé need a good décor to shoot their next gore/horror movie this is the perfect place. Fuck. I’ve been to all kind of crap places but this one beats the shit out of them. The miserable “Residencial Lisbonense” in Lisbon center, in Saldanha, where many “Portal Privado” Brazilian babes work looks like a five star luxury hotel next to the “Pensão das Romenas”. All very old, dirty and decaying. I was then in the core of the underworld of sex business and I was enjoying every bit of it.
I thinking about this as I was climbing those stairs to the 4th floor of that dirty decaying hostel forgotten even by the devil itself and watching Lillys lovely round bum shaking in from of my face.
Finally got there and went to the room. The last in the corridor with the window facing the streets. Lilly went to the bathroom, if you can call that a bathroom .She washed her pussy and climbed to bed, where I was already waiting for her naked.
She’s got a superb body and the most beautiful eyes i´ve seen. This girl could be working anywhere she wanted and charging 4 or 5 times more than she is actually. Globalization at its best.
Kissed in mouth, started a very nice CBJ, them fucked her in Mommy-Daddy, some more sucking and told her I would like to fuck her doggy style. Finished there.
Laid in bed for a bit with her and was never rushed at any time. Was mentally ready before I decided heading for the Poço that it would be some kind of fast “Amsterdam style fuck” but that was not the case. Lilly behaved like a girlfriend.
The Poço is not only about the girls, it’s much more than that.
It’s a trip to the very core of a certain little world or lets say an Underworld unknown or at least avoided by most.“From Dusk Till Dawn” kind of stuff if you know what I’m talking about. There’s an element of danger hanging over the all thing that makes things excitingly different.
So it’s like that, either you love this kind of shit or either you hate it. There’s no mid term here.
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Fuck man, you were way better treated than I was.
I was treated literally like a dawg.
And you even managed to kiss. Good stuff.
I have but one question. Every time I've headed down that place I've never found more than 3, 4 Romanians plus the usual grannies and I have most certainly never seen a blond SW girl there.
Would you be so kind as to roughly inform when you went (day of the week) and at what time?
Chupa Cabras
To commemorate the holiday in Poço, you chose perhaps the best performer… face and feet not so nice, but everything in between is outstanding, plus a positive attitude seldom found in SWs. She has 2 photos here in the photo gallery.
Congratulations for your report. You gambled and won the Poço lottery!
Yes, CC, great report on a great chica, and you give a real flavour of the Poço.
Now, do you have what it takes to tame Sabina?
I think I will take Lili upstairs again and again and pray that fucking hostel doesn't come down in pieces meanwhile. After that we talk about your Sabina. I've seen her there: Nice legs, beautifull face but she seems to have that "Do not disturb" atittude, if you know what I mean.
Pedrassi i went to the Poço on the afternoon of the 5th of October(bank holiday) lets say 4 o´clock , there were about 8/9 girls there and yes there was a blong girl among all the "morenas".They line up on both sides of the sidewalk, in front of the hostel.Next time you go there take Lili upstairs, for what i´ve seen she´s the actual nº 1 there.
Piotr i did like her face. That long black hair, those hipnotic green eyes, and that great body she has.
Sindy is a 25 y. O. A sweet brasilian brunette, about 165 cm, nice round boobs, lovelly Made in Brazil ass, with those genuine sun tan markings, face so-so, a little extra weight, not a beauty queen but lets say quite sexy and hornish, and with a "fuck me " sign in her eyes. And a very competent professional that makes you feel that your hard earned money was very well spent.
Seen her had in see. M. A few weeks ago and curious phoned and asked her for the menu:
25 Euros Oral; 30 Euros suck and fuck; and 40 Euros for the 3 courses.
Was a little tired and the The BJ option seemed quite interesting.
Asked if the blowjob could be BBBJ, she said yes, no problem. Thats when I decided to push the string a little further: The no to this one is always granted so having nothing to loose asking and I did: Can I come in your mouth? Yes she replied. Howw.
So I headed to her place, an apartment in the center of Parede in front of the Robialac paint shop, as fast as I could.
She opened the door dressing a yellow top and a jeans mini skirt, kissed and shown me the way to the room. Then picked her 25 Euros and went to the bathroom while I was taking my cloth off.
Returned with a warm smile in her lips calling me "Safado" and asked if I wanted her pussy or ass also. I said I was quite tired that day but I would return for some more if I enjoyed. Then she asked if I wanted her to strip for the BJ I said she was ok like that, no need.
So then she laid on the bed in top of me and sarted to suck giving a very competent blow. Meanwhile I pulled her boobs out of the top, and satrted apying with them, caressed her kniples, moved my hands further down feeling her round ass and wet pussy, (she was not wearing nay lingerie or underwear). That made me feel hornier and for a moment tought about ordering her to get a condom and fuck her in every hole, but the BBBJ was feeling so nice like that. And I didn't.
Finally stood up standing in bed on my knees with her in front of me sucking and warned her I would fill her mouth very soon. She continued sucking and I shoot my load. She continued sucking while I was coming like a maniac and looking up at me at the same time. Then slowly pushed away, picked a napkin and cleaned her mouth. Smiled at me and called me "Safado" again.
Phoned her back later last week to book a complete session with 3 course and CIM but she was moving her stuff to another place and is only placing her add next somewhere in the midle of the next week. I will surelly return then.
The add in see. M. Was this one:
PAREDE. Brasileira Sindy. Sexy. 25a. Morenaça. Bronzeadinha. Desinibida. Tm/968903784. Tm/969999192
So very sad I headed for the Poço. Where I met Lili
P.S. -This one is for you Pedrassi, now you know where one of this CIM girls that you are tempted to visit is.
P.S. 2 - Its been 2 weeks and my dick is still in the same place. Go ahed dude and be happy.
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'Love for sale. Appetising young love for sale
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled,
Love that's only slightly soiled,
Love for sale'
How the Ella Fitzgerald song comes to mind when window shopping in the Poco.
A brief planned escape from colleagues on a business trip to Lisboa allowed a 2 hour window of opportunity. What to do and where to go?
Having had difficulty in the past with understanding directions from calls to Correio ads I decided on a quickie in the Poco followed by a slowie in a well known establishment on the 8th floor of a building close to Saldanha. I had hoped to try the well reported MK but my hotel was too close for discretion to be assured.
So out of the starting blocks at 13.30, I needed to be back for a meeting at 16.00. Metro to Restauradores and walk through to Poco watching tourists and locals enjoying late lingering lunches.
It must have been a slow day (a Thursday) because there were no candidates on the street on my first stroll past. I was a Poco virgin and despite a rigourous study of the forum and guidance from the photo maps and the detailed descriptions of our literate master, I felt out of place and obvious in my intentions to the locals who were hanging around. Never mind, try again. Second pass, and they seemed to appear from nowhere. Only two admittedly, but game on.
I approached a cute gum-chewer with a pleasant rear view, short and nicely put together in blue painted-on pants and white top. I asked if she spoke English and she asked if I would like to fuck.
'If you want to try my wares, follow me and climb the stairs. Love for sale'
No nonsense, direct. How much? She typed the number 35 into her mobile. OK, more than I had seen here on the forum but I was on a schedule and anyway later it proved to include 5 for the Pensao.
Off we go into the famous hostel and up the rickety stairs. She rang the bell and in we went. Her name was Christina and she was from Bucharest.
The session itself was as anticipated, no more and no less. A wash on the facilities on a raised platform in the corner of the room and straight to the bed. She had a ceasarian scar that looked quite recent above coiffed soft downy dark hair. Her breasts were small but nicely shaped, and her ass was peachy. CBJ and a few positions produced the desired effect, hastened I'm sure by the thrill of the occasion and the illicit feel of the location. I didn't feel rushed or processed at any time though, and it was an experience that I would recommend to any participant in our chosen leisure activity.
Afterwards, as I left the building I scanned the area and I noticed a few men in various locations observing the pensao entrance. Fellow mongers awaiting their opportunity or just nosy observers? Who knows. As I walked away I wondered if the famous Mur was in the vicinity awaiting one of his favourites.
Onward to Campo Pequeno by Metro and I walk down the street to the next establishment at number 45. A busy thoroughfare with a lot of passersby. In the door, no security man at the desk, and up to the desired floor. Ring the bell and I'm shown into a plush lounge where 8 girls were presented one-by one. All were presentable and appeared friendly in that short moment that they have to make their impression. Names were given, Bom Dia and a peck on the cheek. I couldn't remember the names when I was asked to choose, but one stood out for me and I described her.
I chose a tall girl, dusky skinned and mid 20s. She was in my mind a dead ringer for the current lingerie model seen in Marks and Spencer ads, but better endowed (natural). She spoke English and was bright, bubbly and friendly.
Shower in the room and relieved of 100 for an hour of entertainment. This was much more of a slow and deliberate session than the Poco offered and I left on-schedule a satisfied customer. While I waited for the lift another punter left the establishment and seemed embarrassed to find me still there. He averted his gaze and didn't share the lift down when it finally arrived. Funny, I didn't feel at all exposed in this professional setting whereas in the Poco earlier it was a different matter entirely.
The efficient Lisbon metro allowed me a few minutes of self-composure back at base before my next meeting. Lisbon, although not a recognised hobby-tourism locale, appears to this amateur to be full of opportunity to those who do some research and are willing to be adventurous.
Many thanks to those who contribute their reports to this forum.
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Chupa-Cabras, what a Report!!! :D
You bet that when that Sindy girl returns to business she will receive a prompt visit from me.
A sincere thanks for the info.
Pedrassi
murilloa’s economic views are so right-wing that if he expounded them to portugal’s conservative president cavaco silva, the well-groomed old monger would grab his che guevara t-shirt and hit the streets singing the ‘internationale’, fist clenched above his head.
just now, the city is disfigured by posters saying, ‘pensions cannot decrease’.
oh, no? if we don’t produce money to pay them, do we just print the stuff? and now the fuckin’ teachers decide to strike. mur has no love for this profession at the best of times but when they extend their long vacations by striking, he eases his rage by wondering cynically if the teenagers of lisbon will give a shit or be able to tell the difference anyway, whether their teachers turn up for ‘work’ or not.
hard-line thatcherism says you practise what you preach. so mur applies the iron rule of balanced budget to his own treasury. first he coughs up tax to the portuguese state, further tax to tony and gordon in downing street, further discounts for a compulsory local pension scheme, which some well-meaning socialist will raid to pay teachers before muri gets it, further payments to an optional private savings plan, which some misbegotten capitalist will steal before muri gets it, further payments on health insurance in case his nose falls off in the poço, further payments in court-awarded footwear salary to ex-madame mur, a.k.a. imelda marcos, further payments to rent his spartan downtown apartment, and then he religiously pays off his credit card in full, to end each month in zero debt.
this generates a feeling of virtue compared to the millions of individuals and dozens of governments whose compulsive indebtedness he knows at first hand thanks to his role as a tiny cog in the invincible machine of global capitalism.
but there’s also some frustration, and as every authoritarian knows, there comes a time when you must take pressure off the humble folks if you want to prevent conflict or even revolution. so, friday mur gets home and his small companion is planning an ‘uprising’.
“mur, they bin talkin’ about sabina in the isg. when do we get to fuck her again?”
“listen, dickhead, i've explained that central government has no funds at this time for social investment - we are in a period of drastic fiscal retrenchment.”
but proletarian belly joins in:
“basta with this tuna salad and apple-juice shit, when do we next see a kilo of steak and a litre of wine?”
with all his lower instincts in revolt, it is time to surrender, and he signs a solemn contract to finance a modest ‘festa popular’.
so saturday am in the poço, but no sooner does he sight sabina, than she hops into a cab. nothing personal, for she hasn’t seen him - no, she’s just had a message from cavaco silva, who understandably prefers outcall. so off drives our diva, like liza minelli taking a limo down broadway, to the ironic applause of her companions. these include tsarina katarina, but muri is not in the mood for her frisky conversation, and although lily is attentively present, and gypsy larissa patrols the street corner, he decides on someone new. accosting a bored-and-distant younger woman, he asks her price - the usual - and then her name.
"alina".
ach so! here’s the girl who raped pedrassi’s phone after neutering his fucklust with a rubber doll pose. it is muri’s duty to tame her: not such a selfish right-wing **** after all, he decides to ‘take one for the team’.
a fine experience ensues. very slow, rock-hard and totally determined, he convinces alina that if she stays inert under him, why, he’ll hang in there all day. so after starting in ‘teacher-on-strike’ mode, she eventually decides to buck and grind as if a fuck were actually in progress rather than a minor operation under local anaesthetic – she even wriggles her neat breasts into view.
afterwards, she demands another €5, which mur at first refuses. watching her making up in the mirror, his reptile heart softens and he offers the battered note as they leave. her pretty, sulky face bursts out in a radiant charming complicit affectionate sisterly smile, and she actually hugs him. this fills mur with a flash of joy, then a pang of guilt, then a feeling of foolish pity and sentimental fondness which lasts all day, even after he has lavishly gratified his other brute instincts with argentinean beef and chilean tinto at the docas. during the siesta, he just wishes alina were there so he could bathe her, dry her, talc her pussy, oil her breasts, massage her back, caress her neck, knead her feet, stroke her hair, whisper in her ear and [i]not[/i] fuck her.
seems there’s a bleeding-heart softie in there after all. but on the micro-economic level, fiscal restraint remains the order of the day, so as another sunday dawns, let’s join gandax, piotr, cc, zé, pedrassi and many others in giving pious thanks to the good lord of mongerdom for our funny, quirky economical temporary girlfriends in the poço.
Judging from your report Mur, I seem to have chosen the worst SW in the entire Poço.
Just my luck.
But either way, I don't think I'll be returning to Poço in the near future at least. In one of my previous strolls in that area I saw one of my (female) colleagues walking about. Had she seen me walking with a hooker in the direction of the pensão the incident would have gained disastrous proportions. Being labelled a "client" here in Portugal is probably one of the quickest ways to destroy a man's reputation. Not to mention that my prospects of gaining a real girlfriend would in future crash down to the absolute zero.
Also, I saw one of my ex-teachers lurking about there. I believe he was just passing by (he's married) but hey, who really knows? I turned the other way when I recognized him in the distance, so the motives for his presence there remain very much a mystery to me.
I believe the embarassment caused by the electrico full of people served as a warning. I praise my anonymity too much to take any more unnecessary risks.
Pedrassi
I am going to be in Lisbon soon. Any reports of knowledge of places for a nice massage with happy ending?
TIA
Swpc10:
I am a frequent user of that kind of service - massage with happy ending - and the best I know is provided by a Brazilian masseuse, almost nice brunette, around 30 io, near Areeiro. Price €30/€40 - duration 40m/60m. Very clean ap. almost aseptic, shower available, relaxing music, candles, warm oil and the finest hands. Note that she is a real masseuse, does not undress, but knows how to welcome you, and most of all how to make you more than happy in the end... contact 961645376 (ad. usually in CM)
However, if you want a “more intimate contact” or prefer a pin up she is not the girl for you. Should you need further info, you may reach me by PM.
Enjoy.
Hi guys and girls
I'm in Carcavelos this week and I'm looking for some action!! :-) Can you recommend any girls/massage parlors/... ?
Anything in Carcavelos! Thanks!
Lief Voetje
hi...if u like sex as i do...call for A GFE ALLWAYS SAFE AND PROTECTED. my web page is [url]www.mundo.iol.pt/mariahcarey/pessoas[/url]. Wet kisses from ~
Jessica
[QUOTE=Liefvoetje]Hi guys and girls
I'm in Carcavelos this week and I'm looking for some action!! :-) Can you recommend any girls/massage parlors/... ?
Anything in Carcavelos! Thanks!
Lief Voetje[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Piotr]Swpc10:
I am a frequent user of that kind of service - massage with happy ending - and the best I know is provided by a Brazilian masseuse, almost nice brunette, around 30 io, near Areeiro. Price €30/€40 - duration 40m/60m. Very clean ap. almost aseptic, shower available, relaxing music, candles, warm oil and the finest hands. Note that she is a real masseuse, does not undress, but knows how to welcome you, and most of all how to make you more than happy in the end... contact 961645376 (ad. usually in CM)
However, if you want a “more intimate contact” or prefer a pin up she is not the girl for you. Should you need further info, you may reach me by PM.
Enjoy.[/QUOTE]I would PM you for more info, but I need to subscribe, and that takes 24 hours (which I am doing).
Basic question, does she speak enough English for me to call and get directions/book an appointment?
[QUOTE=Swpc10]I would PM you for more info, but I need to subscribe, and that takes 24 hours (which I am doing).
Basic question, does she speak enough English for me to call and get directions/book an appointment?[/QUOTE]
I remember she told me about having taken a quick course of basic English, perhaps she understands enough to accept the booking if you use simple words like today, tomorrow, 3, 4, etc. Definitely not enough to maintain a conversation during the performance… anyway, and this is a personal note, the silence makes me feel and enjoy her hands even better.
I can give you the directions on how to get there – it’s very easy to find. Better yet if you drop me a line.
Regards.
remember lilia?
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well, she's been away for a good part of last summer and early fall. that's when "i heard it through the grapevine" that she had, once again, abandoned her slavic olympian abode and returned to fair lusitania. a breathless kama leão ran hastily to costa da caparica... only to be informed that princess lilia was "busy" and booked for the following hour!... "flow my tears...", john dowland's words - which the wretched sting so mercilessly loves to slaughter - came to mind. yet one cannot bear too much misery without conjuring some sort of redemption. and redemption was there, right before his eyes.
no lilia, i kid you not. natalia - the bearer of lilia's unavailability news - has not her angelic features, is not even pretty (not ugly either, just a regular nice girl face), somewhat overweight (but don't let that put you off), probably a late 30s, early 40s, russian blonde woman, with soft breasts and... definitely desperate to please you!
yes, i've been growing steadily fond of the eastern front "femmes de joie" and natalia will not be the first exception. she kisses avidly (and you never, ever sense that she's doing it because she's supposed to), offers herself to your and her pleasure - orgasms after daty and "la levrette" ("doggy" sounds too harsh to kl's refined ears...) were proudly admitted and i dare not doubt it, her spasms were too graphically real to be faked -, and it will only be fair to say that her bbbj skills should qualify her for a place in the top 10 of lisbon's current pratitioners of the "royal art" now that alexandra (classic ladies) is oh so sadly departed (yes, dearest fellow mongers, we can now start to talk of a lisbon with and without alexandra and the latter will not be a better place)!
and she's a dear. i greatly loved not really-ugly duckling natalia. but i can't wait much longer for lilia...
Another victim of this callous trade.
After a day of hard underpaid labour, young ‘Murilloa’ (name changed to protect the innocent) was walking home to his tiny fourth floor walk-up in Lisbon’s humble Poço de Borratem district, when he was approached by an attractive stranger who lured him into a café.
There, he listened to stories of the fortunes to be made on the golden streets of London. Poor, hungry, under-educated, he was easy prey as his new friend offered him a respectable job working as a prostitute in Tony Blair’s Utopian capital.
Days later, Muri boarded a plane, full of hope for the future: a chance to send money back to his aged Mom, and perhaps to save up for his dream home, a one bedroom apartment in Avenida Almirante Reis.
But like so many others, he encountered a different and cruel reality when he arrived at London’s notorious Gatwick airport. There, he was met by a group of men who took his passport and hurried him away in a minicab to the infamous ‘City’ district, where he was ‘sold’ to an international financial consortium.
After a savage beating to break his spirit, he was put to ‘work’ in a tiny airless cell on the eighteenth floor of a hideous glass and steel ‘office block’. Exhausted, frightened, with only a computer for company, he now serves global capitalism, six days a week, sometimes forced to service as many as thirty e-mails from ‘clients’ in one day. Confused and terrified, he has no idea when this nightmare will end, or when he will see the streets of his beloved Lisbon again.
What does the future hold for Mur, one of so many victims of this heartless trade in humankind?
Pompeii's erotic past revealed
Each fresco reveals a different sex scene
Hundreds of tourists have been queuing in the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, Italy, to gain entry to one of the city's most extravagant brothels.
The 2,000-year-old building, featuring erotic fresco paintings, has been re-opened after a costly restoration.
The Lupanare - from the Latin word "lupa" for prostitute - is regarded as one of Pompeii's main attractions.
The town, by the slopes of Mount Vesuvius near Naples, was destroyed by a catastrophic eruption in AD79.
The eruption helped preserve the city, allowing insights into life under the Romans.
Prostitute specialities
In those times, prostitution was not illegal. Sex workers were often slaves, and many came from Greece.
The brothel is becoming one of Pompeii's star attractions
Some of their names and those of their clients are still visible - scrawled on the walls of the small cubicles where the sex workers took their customers.
The erotic frescoes painted above each door of the two-storey brothel are believed to suggest the prostitute's speciality.
According to archaeologists, sex workers charged the equivalent of the price at that time of eight glasses of red wine.
The BBC's David Willey in Pompeii says the site is attracting considerable interest from tourists.
One guide told him while there was not much to see in the brothel, there were "a lot of things to imagine".
The restoration has cost $250,000 (200,000 euros; £134,000) and taken one year.
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In 2,000 years time, somebody will find something like that in Poço !
"According to archaeologists, sex workers charged the equivalent of the price at that time of eight glasses of red wine."
Hmm.. 2,000 years later, in the Poço … glass of good tinto from the Alentejo: €2.00.
Sabina should therefore be spreading for €16, but instead asks €25 and you have to possess nerves of steel to hold her to just that.
And here in Londinium, where Mur is exiled for the foreseeable future:
Glass of Australian Cabernet Sauvignon in Soho pub: £4.00
‘Quickie’ with Lithuanian blonde, in walk-up next door: not £32, but a mere £20, plus two quid for the maid, price list on wall, no bargaining hassles.
Conclusion: on the ‘Pompeii baseline’ of WMR (World Mongering Rates), London is a better deal for hobbyists than Lisbon.
BUT
Economics is a complex ‘science’. The above conclusion is probably based on a false assumption, being predicated on fast-food service. Now, was it just a ten–minute shag that the Pompeii putas were providing?
Unlikely. First, because we read of frescoes depicting the ‘speciality’ offered by each girl. Next, because we know from ancient authors that the Romans were eager dirt-track riders, just as enthusiastic about the back passage as their World-Cup-winning descendants.
Add to this the fact that "many [of the ladies] came from Greece", and you can establish that ‘A’ was a staple of this service. Latex not having been invented, and syphilis not yet imported from the Americas, we may also assume that the full performance was uncovered.
So: BBBJ with ‘A’ to follow, in modern Londinium? £150, or 35 glasses of wine.
In Lisbon? Perhaps as little as €60, or 30 glasses of wine.
So prices have slipped way out of control since ancient times, and we realise, as if we didn’t know already, that the Pompeii mongers had a better time than us. Add that they endured no mobile phones, no SUVs, no income tax and no MTV, and in the stadium they could watch the equivalent of Sporting and Benfica actually killing each other, why, you get an unrivalled quality of life.
However, they did live in fear of terrorist attacks just as we do here in London: and who needs Al-Qaeda when you live in the shadow of Vesuvius?
Hi Guys and Girls,
I will be visiting Lisbon / Estroil for 3 days.
I would like to have some info regarding where I can spend nice hours ? Clubs / Girls.
This is my first visit to Lisbon.
Thx for your help.
Joseph
J44, at least do a search on the many threads , tell us what you've found then, ask for fresh info, Bois
Dearest Muri
I hope you have a great time in beautiful (and expensive) London...
It is tremendously unfortunate for us to loose our best member, a jewel on top of the crown, our top scorer as they would say on the pitch, our lightest fedder, our sharpest eye. You´re fans will have to read the London section to retrieve your glamorous humor and your so talented writing.
Hope the best for you
Grande Muri
Do not write the epitaph yet. Temporarily lost in London, Mur retains his flat in Lisbon. Ideally he would become a commuter, best of both worlds, some time here and some there. This could get expensive, however, and the mighty bosses also need to be convinced.
There’ll certainly be Lisbon visits, and those visits will include monger activity, and that activity will be reported here.
Meanwhile, although suffering ‘saudades’ for Lisbon, Mur spends his limited free time enjoying a rediscovery of Tonytown. It’s true the place is costly, but some of the best Art Galleries and Museums in the world are here, and they are free.
Well, entrance is free, but there is so much hot tourist pussy on parade, that after an hour in the National Gallery you need to walk 500 metres across to Soho and shed £20, not of course before consuming eight glasses of wine…
In fact the budget is strictly administered – one Friday visit to Lori, plus one walk-up event, per week, and one Sacred Rose Party per month. Not much point telling the stories on the London board, which doesn’t have the same community feel as the Lisbon one.
Anyhow, thanks for kind words, Zé.
Nearly as kind as Lori. On Friday, there we were lying post-coitally on that huge bed at Blore House – Mur red and sweaty, the goddess cool tranquil and sublime -and she answered his latest marriage proposal by exclaiming, “Out of all the men I know, you are surely the craziest!”
Now that’s a compliment, coming from a babe who ‘knows’ as many men as Lori does…
Keep the torch burning bright, Lusomongers.
Without the active presence here of Master Murilloa, we all, Lisbon mongers, have the obligation of keeping busy the finest working girls around – and report. Those reports, even without his verve and style, will certainly nourish the link between him and the small world of the Lisbon beauties.
I wish, Murilloa, you can commute, and if your bosses need convincing, perhaps you could bribe them with eight glasses of red wine…
Sometime ago in my mongering life, after the fall of the Romanian-Romi dynasty, a new period was inaugurated: the Brazilian. Faithful to my new trend, but not to my current princess of Paraná about whom I’ll report later, and being somewhat fascinated by the pictures, I visited this Dany girl from Rondonia (perhaps the farthest state of Brasil):
C.M.:
ARROIOS... Dany... Morena... Escultural... Meiguinha... Sensual... Nivel... [url]www.realezas.com/dani.html[/url] Tm.960439381- Deslocações
Her body is even better than the pictures show, her face, a very nice surprise. The hair is brown, not very dark as the pictures suggest, and was overdone – to my taste. I prefer it loose and wild. Her performance was fair, good cbj, does not refuse but does not enjoy deep kissing, likes to change positions, anal (I did not reach that stage…) and a very good attitude. She did not ask for the €40 fee in advance, and made me feel quite comfortable with her, no rush at all.
However:
The building is in R. Carlos Mardel, near Alameda north side, very decent. Inside, the décor is horrifying, it was decadent twenty years ago, imagine now. An ugly girl in lingerie answered the door and asked me to sit for a minute, I think while Dany was perhaps giving herself a final beauty touch before meeting me. There, staring at the door for 3 or 4 minutes I thought a thousand times: What am I doing here? Am I insane? I should flee while I have my pants and my euros on, this is the house of the worst witch of my childhood!
A second later enters the most gracious creature in a revealing underwear and leads me inside a sizeable bedroom with a large bed, sofa, dvd player showing a dirty movie that I haven’t paid attention to…, and near, a separate passable bathroom.
Lights dimmed, I pinched myself to be sure I was not dreaming, and let operations begin. But not before thanking my grandfather who taught me many years ago that bad witches do not exist.
[QUOTE=Alfonso]Where do the mature ladies of pleasure hang around in Lisboa?
Poco sounds from the descriptions like it may be full of young East europeans -- not really to my taste. I prefer the more mature latino lady.
Any suggestions on where to look for this?
Thankx,
AP.[/QUOTE]I think that Travessa do Cidadao Goncalvez is one of the best places, metro-station Intendente.
I had the honour to meet you several times in Lisboa and I am going to miss you well-written "ass"-essments on girls and places.
It would be nice seeing you back here.
Carlos Primeros
I m in Cascais and looking for a nice welcoming lady, preferably with her own apartment. Feel free to call me at 981 08 71.
Kisses,
Philippe
[QUOTE=Pedrocas]I think that Travessa do Cidadao Goncalvez is one of the best places, metro-station Intendente.[/QUOTE]
Thank you for your reply.
Is this a dangerous area during daytime? Intendente has a bad reputation.
AP.
[QUOTE=Piotr]Chupa Cabras
To commemorate the holiday in Poço, you chose perhaps the best performer… face and feet not so nice, but everything in between is outstanding, plus a positive attitude seldom found in SWs. She has 2 photos here in the photo gallery.
Congratulations for your report. You gambled and won the Poço lottery![/QUOTE]
Visited Lisbon last weekend and managed a quick visit to Poco while my wife headed shopping ;)
Had hoped to win the lottery having heard some of her reviews. I turned the corner and before I had a chance to assess the other 4/5 girls Lili strutted over to me and I easily forgot the rest. Within a minute i was watching her undress - what a body !!
bbbj - couple of positions & shot on her amazing breasts. Had to rush back to the hotel so didn't get to fully appreciate the GFE/cuddling that followed. Didn't ask for agreed change (10) from 50.
Highly, highly recommended, (pity about the seedy room/venue)
Is this section dead? It is clear that the only person writting was Murilloa with another dozen nicknames!
Not quite!, Lapin. You awakened my monger soul!
I am now able to report about my current #1, the petite Brazilian I mentioned earlier.
Later I’ll report about #2 and #3 and…
She has now her own private love nest that she shares with another girl. Since it’s a “new” place and she needs to promote it, she is announcing at a discount value of €25 (oral and vaginal). Don’t be put off by the low fee.
My view about her:
Dark brunette, under 25 i.o., long hair, natural breasts with very good touch and size, under 1,60m, fair body, nice face and teeth, expressive eyes. She is very easy to communicate with, talks a lot if we let her.
Competent BBBJ, but no CIM, with a very portable body size, she gladly accepts all variants, and likes to be touched all over. She performs one of the best warm ups I know, and as she wants the visitor to return, time is not an issue, however one shot only. No anal, though, but that I don’t mind. She does DFK if she likes you and then she may be a true GFE.
She always shows a very good attitude that IMHO is half way through to a good test drive.
The place is very convenient, (at least for me…) has 2 rooms with separate bathroom, warm, nice and clean, and is situated near the entrance of the Lisboa-Rock-in-Rio.
She is definitely not a top model, she cannot play the first league, but with her current fee she is highly underrated, and I leave her a good tip.
Her current ad in C.M.:
Chelas. Paulinha 21A... Atrevida... Escaldantes... Diferente... Inesquecível... Discreto... 25R... Tm.967747300.
Piotr, good to see you active again, I believe I do not really need to introduce myself :)
I sent you an MP in the guia, I want to show you something interesting.
See you there,
Ledrassi
[QUOTE=Kama Leão]Remember Lilia?
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464985&postcount=671[/url]
Well, she's been away f[/QUOTE]Back tomorrow. Heading for Costa. I am salivating! My favourite is still Anna, hoping still there. See post from June.
15 Dec 2006 in BBC News:
......................a number of cities have created official "street walking zones" which feature special car parks for prostitutes and their clients.
Condoms and coffee
These car parks have privacy screens - "a bit like stalls", says Ms Timmermans - between which prostitutes can conduct their business in their clients' cars.
Security cameras monitor the car parks and social services provide advice, medical information and condoms.
"You can talk to a social worker, you can get a shower, a cup of coffee, things like that," says the ICRSW's coordinator.....................
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How about that ?
Mur would still prefer the shopping stroll in the Poço, follwed by the long climb up the stairs where the only thing keeping you alive is the sight of Irina/Catarina/Sabina/Larissa/Aline/Lily's tight sweet ass moving along ahead.
Never did get used to fucking in a car...
Hi Muri - thank´s god you are still alive. This board is almost dead without you!
I am sorry for you in your sex-prison.
Carlos Primeros
King of Portugal in Exile - for the time beeing in Salvador
I'm interested in black girls. There must be many in Lisbon because of all that former colonies e.g. in Africa.
Where are the clubs to pick up black freebies. Where are the nice semi-pros and pros?
Thank you for every hint!
Take care on those roads of pleasure!
Hello to you all,
As I am about to visit Lisbon, I have been wondering whether to pay your Romanian delights a little visit. There is, however, a question that I would like to have the answer to before going any further with the idea: given that my Potuguese is non-existant (same goes for Romanian), do the girls speak English?
Additionaly, do you think my obvious "foreigness" would put me at any kind of risk (e.g. rip-off)?
Thanks a lot for your answers, I already owe you a lot for all the information posted on this site.
Cheers!
Nagy Idegen:
Some of them can speak a bit of English. However that must not be the criterion of choice… They hardly speak more than 5 words in Portuguese either. You will find that it’s easy to communicate without words…
As for the risk, keep in mind that the standard fee is €25 (20+5 for the room). Some of them may try to squeeze you a few € more, and it’s up to you to please her or not. It’s not unusual to spend 5, 10 or even 20 on top of the usual 25, but only if you think she deserves. Other risks concerning your wallet or security besides the common good sense are virtually non existent.
Assuming you read the posts about those Romanian SWs and already have an idea of the premises, enjoy and report!
if you are in black girls - at Av. Almirante Reis/Intendente you will find a lot of SW which are from Africa.
For my taste too African - with too many drugs, not so clean and a "wild" smell. But each to his own.
20 € + 5 for the room is the going rate. The girls come from all over Africa, not only the colonies. Do not forget your rain-coat. I might save your life.
Carlos Primeros
Black girls in Lisbon?
Try this one [url]http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=56[/url], her name is Luciana and she works in a place called Classic Ladies.
She's hard to book but it's worth it. According to the site, she also speaks English.
Enjoy Lisbon
I just finished a master thesis here, then submitted only to learn that my one hour of paid internet expired. More wasted hours in a day full of them.
The abbreviated version:
New poster. Only two or three experiences worldwide, and I wondered at which point one graduates from "horny sod" to "monger". However, since I had something new to contribute, a question and the need to vent, here I am: regular member.
Third trip to Lisbon. First was spend in strip clubs following two brasileiras that I met and seemed to like me. Discos, dinners, afternoons in good company and more with one in particular. Second trip spent ensconced in the apartment of the latter. This trip - because of life and new boyfriends and other evils - needs to be of the "what will the wallet support" variety.
Spent the night visting with same stripper friends at Maybe (400 Euros for stripper friends just in drinks is a lesson I don't need to repeat and calls into question the "friend" label which applied at one time). Walked back to hotel at Pombal waiting for call that never came. 10am after consulting the oracles of this forum, decided to try Mirage or Dani (thanks, Ze). I've never had the "3 courses" but am now curious about the forbidden zone.
Mirage doesn't open til 13hr and Dani wasn't answering, so off on foot and without sleep to Le Chateau [url]www.lechateau23.com[/url]. Was greeted by surly portuguese doorman and no answer from the first floor. Back to hotel in driving rain after another attempt to reach Dani.
No sleep since I can't abide a quest unfulfilled. 13hrs and I walk to MK. Answer at the door after 2nd ring, but on the 5th I'm told that the girls haven't arrived ergo no one available. Walk to public phone and after 4 Euros trying to figure it out (sleep-deprivation and God's ill will) I manage to connect. At the same moment an angel with a loud street sweeper comes by and she asks me to call her back from some other place. Walk to hotel Britannica and get magically disconnected from the lobby phone after I assured them I was calling my sister in failing health.
Walk back up to Chateau. Short version: parade of 3. 2 brasileiras and one older chunky portuguesa. I chose Veronica, 26 from Espirito Santo and here for the last 3 months. She's only a 6 out of 10, about 1.65m and long raven hair. Petite compared to the chesty brazilian, but in my weakened state this was reassuring. I chose her in truth because she had a lovely smile and if I'm not up to a great performance I'd at least like the company. Don't ask why I paid the 100 for the hour instead of 50 for half; I think I was looking forward to not walking.
Nice clean room, videos that I'm not used to and idle chat til she asks if she can play. Good BBBJ and hands all over. She's not the silicone type which for me is great. Because I'm in fear of STDs I don't really feel ready for DFK or DATY. She seems to sense this and my lack of experience in mongering world so straight to cowgirl, then doggie and a missionary finish. She's vocal but not absurdly so and genuinely happy to in the act but not ecstatic. Afterwards more conversation (I'm solid with Brazilian Portuguese which goes a LONG way here) and a massage that goes 15 minutes over the hour. Don't know about anal because I lack the balls to ask.
Question #1: Do was ask about complete service/anal during the introductions? With the madam?
Will abbreviate the story of later last night as well. Went to Estoril looking for other stripper friend. Walked to Bar de Tina (or Bar Tina). They directed my to Espaco. Walked to Fonte Velho and paid 15 Euros to learn it's just a dance club. Walked to Espaco to learn it's a hole in the wall. Walked to Casino to leave 150 Euros happier. Back to Bar Tina because flyer said "Bar do Convivo". Does this mean I can have a hottie for a pop or two? I needed to know.
Closed down the joint buying drinks and a private dance with a Romanian who was cute, but only because I lacked the balls (again! are they sleeping? in "lost luggage") to tell her I much preferred the lady over there who looks like Disney's Pocahontas.
Question #2: Does anyone know this bar? Can you take ladies to the residence/hostel next door and if so, who and how do you know?
It's now New Years Eve and there's no mongering to be had. Any guidance on all of the above much appreciated before the week gets back into swing.
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Also saw in CM print this AM ad for [url]www.portalinlove.com[/url]. Pictures are compelling. Anyone have experience there or with the providers pictured?
Salad
It’s a shame that we lost your thesis, for you write well.
Do not miss out on MK. Go tomorrow. Diana does not arrive until after 1500.
If she is still there, take her, and report back. If she is not, take one of the other lovely girls, and report back.
We all understand your reservations, but if you have not been to the Poço, you have not seen Lisbon. This isn’t the best time of year for Romanian beauties, because they often take the long-distance bus back home to show their Mums how many €s they have made ‘as office cleaners’ in Lisbon. But on the other hand, Romania joined the EU last night so there may already be a fresh bouquet of beauties for your delectation waiting in the Poço right now. Go there.
[QUOTE=Salad Shooter]Also saw in CM print this AM ad for [url]www.portalinlove.com[/url]. Pictures are compelling. Anyone have experience there or with the providers pictured?
Salad[/QUOTE]
Just forget it....
As ordered by the chefe, this recon back to tender the report.
Having abandoned the pleasant but costly haunts of San Payo and Mystery and still on guard against becoming an Elefante, we kept to the plan and took ourselves to MK Tuesday evening. 8:30pm is NOT the best time to arrive, but when Daniele is giving you nice cards at the casino the sin is forgivable. Greeted by Ruth who remembered me from my knocking on Saturday morning. Idle chatter about the new casino and an invitation provar a casa. Stand up and be counted.
At the time there was only one person attending - Patricia, a nome do guerre not uncommon but a person not to be confused with the oral queen nor the PP/Gallery regular of previous posts. Incidentally, I did see someone bearing a passing resemblance to US actress Bebe Neuwirth leaving as I was coming in and wonder if this also might be the selfsame Beloved of our Captain Muir. This person may be same as [url]http://www.o-pecado.com/Diana.html[/url] without the sneering.
Patricia is 1.6m and slightly chubby though I'd probably be nicer to call her "soft." Twenty-six years with most of the last six here in Lisbon. Long darf wavy hair and a small diamond stud aside her nose. She's not someone I'd say no to on any day due to dangerous dimples and an eager glint in the eye; with no other option it was a no-brainer.
The house on San Payo is pleasant and clean, and chatting cards and politics with Ruth was pleasant enough. With Patricia and Sumol in hand, I was a happy little soldier. Joint shower which she seemed to enjoy more than me - I was becoming too relaxed and sleepy by the time she calmed down enough to suggest a retreat to the bed (picture a large square pancake and thow a sheet on it). Again, no FK or anything passing intimate for me but the run was a good one. A lot more groping which again seemed to move her along faster than I was. Almost without warning she put protection on the troops and was Driving Miss Daisy (insert better metaphor here) within minutes. Scant minutes later and she was smiling, shuddering and collapsing on top and ready to relax. To be fair, she was ready to carry on like a true pro. Quick roll and start the grind underneath.
Sadly, it was during the "relax" phase that my own libido dialed out for Telepizza. It happens once in a blue moon, but I was ill-pleased with the timing. Despite Patricia's desire and confidence in her abilities to raise the dead, I know myself well enough to surrender the field so spent the rest of the time in soft pillow talk and the rest of my Sumol. I'll refrain from quoting Churchill and move on to the next day.
Of course I returned. Call it ego or the fact that she really is charming (read: poster is sucker for pretty face), but after another quick pit in the casino after work I was again chatting up Ruth. This time she introduced Suzy/Suzi as an alternative. Suzy was even shorter with darker skin and limp painted hair that was failing in it's battle to become blonde. Mousy and a bit tired that night and not my type. Patricia was still there, no sign of others despite my earlier arrival (19hrs). No matter, since I knew this day was Patricia's. Veni, vidi, mas ainda não vici. Same drill as before - same black dress even - and even the same eagerness and results with her on top. However, both she and I knew the mission and with only a little breather she's face down on the pancake and asking quite uncoyly for more. Things get loud, the British were coming, the Eagle has landed and God was in his heaven. Which is to say: vici. Rather spectacularly.
One thing I like about that place: music.
Aside #1: avoid fernanda on Loulé near Pombal. Different ads in CM print but a late 30's gourd of a woman. Does not like her work at all, or rather doesn't even pretend to.
Aside #2: another recurring ad with a site I love Telheiras... (Carrefour) 24h... 18/21A... 35P... Lindìssimas... Domicílios... Acessórios... 965.371.954 [url]www.piriguetis.com[/url]
Some may tell me to stay away but it's on the way home from work and I've already hacked the pictures.
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Diana does not look like the Neuwirth to whom you directed us.
Diana is a beautiful young woman.
That does not mean to say that we fail to appreciate your post, which is excellent.
Keep 'em coming. Why, Jackson has even asked that your fourth post should figure among the reports of distinction - which hasn't happened to Muri in all his 350+ ejaculations on this forum.
well,
'Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
And waste its sweetness on the desert air.'
Diana of MK has not wasted her sweetness, believe me.
Keep posting, Lisbon needs you.
Driving downtown yesterday, my car headed to Poço – after so much time I wander how it could find the way. Surprise! Who was there chatting in a small group? Elena, the former gypsy princess. She looked fairly well and during those seconds the traffic allowed, she stared at me. But it was over very fast, and as I had not the time to park and go to meet her, today I went back just to see if she was there again or if any of the other girls could give me some information about her. Was she working there or just visiting?
It was early afternoon, some 7 or 8 SWs around, all 2nd class and most of them new to me. No Elena. Then I spotted Sabina: I’m sure she misses you Muri, but she’s no more the same. Wearing whorish attire, ponytail, and a very noticeable black “moustache”, she has no more that wonderful girly look she used to have. She looked very second hand, begging me to fuck her upstairs. I think you are not losing much, unless of course your presence here revamps her. After all she’s not a lost case! Definitely today was not one of her days, and the general mood around was very sombre, despite a glorious sunny weather.
Sabina told me Elena is again working in Poço… (see link below)
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=511022&postcount=797[/url]
and should arrive later on.
Needless to say I went on with my life and returned after two hours. There she was, and she still speaks to my inner self. We spoke for some 10 or 15 minutes, she was in a terrible and sad mood, had lost her job here, went home for Christmas and forced back in Poço just in need, and she’s hating that (her words). Hearing this I lost my stamina – hers was clearly absent – and come home.
Ill fate: Romania enters EU and her hopes are fading.
Every year, I pick an interesting place I haven't explored and spend New Year's Eve there. This year, I went to Lisbon for 3 days. Following the tips on this site, I knew just where to go for sexual release.
Unfortunately, I couldn't seem to avoid the "he's-an-American" ripoff routine. The nice Romanians on Poco all demanded 50 Euro. I knew that was too much, but they just wouldn't come down for me. (They would go down but not come down! ) Finally, I just gave up and accepted an offer from Ramona, a very fine 23-year-old Romanian. After the multi-floor stair climb, we went to a room, and she asked for 50 Euro, which I gave her. I undressed, but she did not. She left her top on. I asked her to remove it, and she said that was 5 extra Euro. That was really adding insult to injury! I agreed under the circumstances but committed at that point never to see her again. After that bad introduction, the sex was fine.
I continued to roam around the various locations listed here, and every time I felt that the quality was poor or the price too high. Finally, on my last day, I decided to follow a lead here and check out the Intendente metro stop. Wow, that was quite an experience! There is a little plaza off to the side full of girls, mostly African, and lots of rough-looking guys. There was also a cop stationed at one end of the plaza, so I felt perfectly safe. After walking around some and being tempted by the African girls, who are not normally to my taste, I spotted a white Portuguese woman named Liliana. Thin, spoke good English, asked for 20 Euro. Sold! We went off to a room and had a very nice time. If you aren't local and want to take a bit of a chance, Intendente may be the place to go.
Bruce
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A guy who lives near Lisbon, tell his sexual adventures. If you understand Portuguese you can read
[url]http://ze-sempre-em-pe.********.com/[/url]
Can anybody tell me when Mirahe Klub operating hours are?
Thanks
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Well people,
For all interested people in good moments in Lisbon, with high professional services. We like to sugest this one:
[url]http://www.zonaquente.net[/url]
The best and low prices escorts in town.
Enjoy
Hello,
I'll be in Lisbon for a few days. Is there a swingers club (that allow single men there I'll be on myself) or gangbang's or even saunas where you can have sex with girls (like FKK).
Thanks for helping (and sorry for my poor english)
Macab
[QUOTE=Zona Quente]Well people,
For all interested people in good moments in Lisbon, with high professional services. We like to sugest this one:
[url]http://www.zonaquente.net[/url]
The best and low prices escorts in town.
Enjoy[/QUOTE]What is the meaning of low prices in Euro?
Hi guys,
I'm in lisbon for a couple of days.
Went today to Mirage Klub (rodriguez Sampaio, 30A, metro marquez) arrived there at 9pm.
Waiting down in front of the elevator, I saw a 4 beauties leaving the building. Doesn't smell good. Indeed, when I get in the appartement, I've been said that girls just left and there was only one girl in there.
Named Camillia, nice, tall black, say 20-25 years old. As I was willing to have more choice, I declined the 100 euros /1 hour offer and left.
5 minutes walk from MK, I decided to check out Le chateau (rua camilo castelo branco, 23, 1st floor)
Was introduced to 4-5 girls. Rate 6-7.
Selected FLAVIA, blond, brazilian, sexy dress, nice smile. And was not disapointed. The 1 hour session, 100 euros, was very good.
Shower and the action.
Flavia is very responsive,.
DATY until she came (very very wet pussy! Great BBBJ, several positions.
2 pops.
In summary very nice attitude and great sex, no hurry. Would definitely repeat.
Enjoy!
Albatros,
Thanks for the nice report. I never been to Le Chateau. Do you have a telephone number? Just to find out the hours of operation.
I was yesterday afternoon at Poço - virtually dead. 4 Romanian girls, 2 black pimps - nothing else. Muri would be disapointed.
It is surpsing how slow Lisboa is at present time. Is it the rain or what???
Went in the evening to Elefante Branco. The usual crowd of 40 - 50 girls. Nice selection mostly form Brazil. Had a TLN with Morena for 200 € - she started out at 300 but settled for 200. Just had a cup of coffee and left now.
Normally TLN is more expensive but as the business is very very slow the girls settle for less. There had been only 30 - 40 potential customers yesterday evening at Elefante and Gallery was also not crowded with possible customers.
Carlos Primeros.
Hey guys:
Great forum. I am a senior member in the US with only a few International reports but that will be changing.
I will be arrving in Lisbon on Tuesday for a couple of days of business. I have reviewed the forum and have my notes but only speak English and have no understanding of the lay of the land.
I will be staying at the Corinthia Hotel, will not have wheels but want to get out and experience some of your treasures. Can some advise me how to get to Poco and other SW scenes and any recommended house of pleasure where I can experience BBJ, FS & completa at a reasonable price. Anyone else in town want to grab a beer?
PM is fine. Thanks. I will report my findings later this week.
Got into Lisbon this AM on no sleep from the US. Crashed for abit, grabbed a paper and headed out based on the reports here as best I could. Called a couple ads in the paper, but english only was a lost cause.
Took the metro to Rossio and walked to Martim Moniz based on reports. Tried to guess where Paco was went off to the right up the big hills. Wandered back and forth and up and down but fond no ladies. Found a neighborhood bar called Tavern de Paco so I tought I was at least in the right area. Some local teens looked like they wanted to rumble so I kept moving.
Wandered back sightseeing toward the water. Went down a pedestrian thoroughfare and under an arch toward a big park with red autos in a show. While wandering a guy walked up to me and offered drugs. I declined but decided to ask him where working girls are. Huge language barrier, but he implied they work in bars to the west. I wandered past the justice center and was about to give up when I saw a bar with a flashing sign Bar Copenhagen so I went to investigate. Just as I got there a blonde lady came out and asked me to come in for a drink. At first said no but went for. I had a beer and she asked if she could order a 7 Euro drink for hereself as that is how the house makes money. I said ok and she immediately put her hand on my knee and became friendly. She was attractive but clearly older then I was looking for. In chatting she said she had grandchildren so she is definately into her 50's. She said 5OE for great sex in her apartment but I passed. She said by 11 PM there would be many girls but it is only 6 PM. I went out and went to the right, further west and ran into a park with at least 4 SW of all colors in it. Maybe this is Paco? Passed and went and found a chicken place for dinner. After dinner cruised the park, same girls and checked the other bars nearby biut nothing good and I need sleep.
Walked to the closest metro which was cais de sodre.
Two more nights here at could use some help gents.
Thanks
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Can any guys recommend a good looking escort for Lisbon. Looking for 2 hour booking at Lisbon Marriott.
Or are there any decent brothels in this area?
Did not get the time to finish my report about my last trip to Lisbon.
After my first entertaining session with Flavia (see my last report) I wanted to check again Le chateau. The first time it was really hard to make a selection.
So I tried 2 other brazilieiras for 1hr session each.
One you recognize easily, brunette, maybe 25-30, appealing ass. And look (Paola). The other (sorry I don't remember her name), tall, 25 yrs, brunette, very nice body. If you are into very nice (and deep) BJ, real sex, girls that can still do it for money but also sometimes with pleasure, and nice attitude I guess they will please you.
Lapin sorry I don't have the phone number but you can surely find it check the posts in this great forum.
Enjoy guys
Craps7:
No. That's "Cais do Sodré" a trash zone. Poço is beside Praça da Figueira that is very close to Rossio.
See map and notice the red star:
[url]http://upload6.postimage.org/315955/photo_hosting.html[/url]
And enjoy the Romanians and Romi (Romanian gypsies)
There are several places in Lisbon, Avenida da Liberdade corner Travessa Da Gloria, Praça Martim Moniz corner Rua do Arco do Marques de Alegrete, all around the Instituto Superior Tecnico near Avenida Almirante de Reis, near Parque Eduardo VII Rua Sampaio e Pina and around, behind Cais do Sodre around Rua do Corpo Santo ... and others. But I personally don't recommend these places. Prices starting at 20 € (AIDS included).
I would recommend to choose a girl from the internet or directly go to a so called "massage center" where you may find several girls working there. It's clean, serious and has a very good service. Prices starting at 80 €. Normal price 100 € including jacuzzi, massage and the rest :-)
The other choice are the clubs (bars). There are several ones in the Avenida Duque de Loule near Praca do Marques de Pombal. In the evening and during the night you may find hundreds (I am not exaggerating, if you count all the bars in this area together you have more than hundred girls) and almost most of them quite attractive and even some absolute top models. But in these places you may not have much chance as tourist to get a price lower than 200 €.
TIP: Try the 'Black Tie" after 4-5 AM. You may find all the girls who didn't make business in the evening and you may be lucky and get a sexy woman to spend the rest of the night for 100 €.
Thanks guys for the help especially Piotr. The map is perfect. I skipped out of conference for lunch and metro'd down to Roissio and was in Paco in seconds. I cannot believe how much I walked on Tuesday and was so close.
Anyway made a pass through about 6 girls nothing awesome. Wandered and found lunch and came back. Still nothing too good. Said Hello,, to one dark haired girl and she pulled me into a hallway. We agreed on 25 although the language barrier was tough.
She lead me way up staircase, I wondered if I was about to get jacked. Told her through signals that I only wanted oral. We went to a room and I stripped and she took her top off. Said her name was Marella or something similar. Room was ok. Actually better then I expected. She pulled out a condom and I said no and again pointed to her mouth. She acted offended and started to open the condom. Pretty crappy BJ and and with a condom aren't worth it, but when in Paco,
5 mins of BJ and she changed to HJ and got me off. Overall a lousy experience, but puts a mark on the map for Lisbon. Thanks guys for the help. I am off to london in the morning for work and a relaxing weekend. I have a reservation with a gentlemens party for Saturday with 12 girls in stockings and suspenders. Can't wait.
Anyway. Cheers
gentlemen, it was good to see that this area of the forum is alive and that a lusomonger finally helped out the visitor craps7. predictably, that monger turned out to be piotr, a colleague who has been of worthy service in the past and who is the new david attenborough of the fascinating wildlife still to be found in the poço.
muri continues to hope for a speedy return visit to lisbon, before sabina’s price goes up to €20 for every step of the pensão staircase, plus €10 to lick, on the way back down, each of the cigarette butts her precious gypsy foot may have trodden.…
... and to judge by comments in the excellent local forum over the past few days, a couple of recent imports from brazil have set the boys a -talkin’ an’ a-fuckin’…
estou a falar da gabriela e da aline..não é?
[url]www.apartadox.com[/url]
While my periodic incursions in Poço are on hold, I’ve been satisfying myself with Brazilian scents, even when I try to taste the local flavour. The Brazilian working girls are in fact everywhere, in all possible forms and shades, and available to all sorts of wallets…
I see, Murilloa that you are always up to date, and are aware of the arrival of these two promising girls – Aline and Gabriela (Brazilians, what else!). They can be seen on apartadox.com and perhaps I go for a TD with the 1st one. So many girls, so little time…
My last hunting trip was inspired by a certain Luisa – a Garage Klub local escort – who has acquired a considerable expertise in her performing art according to other perhaps luckier mongers, and on top of that, she's said to have the face of a Botticelli angel. Well, this I have to verify for myself.
My 1st attempt: she was not working that day, and so I saved my time and money. Two days later, I tried again, made the call, she was there and there I went. My mistake: on the urge of getting laid with an angel face, I really had not made the reservation and when 1 hour later I got there, she had already left, as I was told.
But in fact several other girls were available, and fine they were…
So I went to the master suite, led by a voluptuous long hair brunette with these kitten eyes that made my pleasure for the day. Gabriela (not that one Muri, this is one is from Pará, the one you mentioned is from Rio) is a mid twenties girl with a not so spectacular body, but with a very, very good attitude, all purpose fine arts, some initiative, and a noticeable will to please. All this for a reasonable rate of €50-€80/30m-60m, keeping in mind that she does not control the time and the house clock was rather slow…
So, in spite of having to go there again in my quest for Luisa, I had a fine time with this interesting Gabriela.
Hello gentlemen,
I was in Lisbon again last week.
First evening, Wednesday then, I went to Elefante Branco. It’s cool to be there at c. 10:30pm, to sit-down and get a drink while looking at the arrivals. Within an hour or so, 40 to 50 girls had entered the club. I chatted with some of them, then eventually opted for a tall blond-ish brasileira – I forgot her name but she’s got a large one-colour tatoo on her back, you shouldn’t miss her. She doesn’t look too intellectual, and she has a lovely bitchy laugh…
We went off for the little motel the other side of the street. Cozy atmosphere at reception ‘desk’, the house is managed by 2 friendly young brazilian males, no hassle, no problem. The room was OK.
Well, as often at the EB, girls promises everything but doesn’t at all deliver the same level of services than anywhere in Brasil. This one was OK, if providing only CBJ and not as easy going as I like. For €150 (negociated), one hour later we were downstairs. I won’t repeat.
Second evening. At 6:00pm I joined the Clinique de Massage, av Marques de Tomar, #5, 1st floor left. Welcomed by a tall Portuguese blonde, I directly asked for my favorite Diana. Good news! She still works there, and to please us gentlemen she paid herself a new nice rack! She was proud of her new enhanced tits, I congratulate her on your behalf for the effort…
Diana is one of the best oral performers in town. She is nasty enough to wake you up wherever you come from! BBBJ, deep throat, she licks everything with an impressive devotion and nice eye contact. I enjoyed her skills up to CIM, very good reception and play w/the ‘babies’ as she says. After a pretty con massage, she went back to her (blow)job, and was deliciously appreciative of my fingers playing with her available orifices… In short, she is a star. 1 hour, €100. PS: I don’t know if she speaks English, but anyway the best conversation she has is definitely the one with your good old friend… be sure he will find her chat very pleasant! I will repeat – to enjoy her soft A this time!
All the best for you fellows,
Green Banana
Amigos,
Any news about Lilia from Costa da Caparica?
I've never been in Lisbon but after reading Karma Leaos report, [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464985&postcount=671[/url], I would like to meet Lilia.
Any help for a Lisbon newbie?
Thanks
Lillia now "performs" in Lisbon.
Always the best BJ in town.
Tel. [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue]
She as an appart in Rua Columbano Bordalo Pinheiro
Good Luck.
[QUOTE=Eberhard]Amigos,
Any news about Lilia from Costa da Caparica?
I've never been in Lisbon but after reading Karma Leaos report, [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464985&postcount=671[/url], I would like to meet Lilia.
Any help for a Lisbon newbie?
Thanks[/QUOTE][size=-2][u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was edited to [u]remove personal telephone numbers[/u] in the text. Please do not post personal telephone numbers in the Forum. Instead, please invite other Forum Members to contact you for this information directly via the Forum's Private Messaging system. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue][/size]
[QUOTE=Eberhard]Amigos,
Any news about Lilia from Costa da Caparica?
I've never been in Lisbon but after reading Karma Leaos report, [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464985&postcount=671[/url], I would like to meet Lilia.
Any help for a Lisbon newbie?
Thanks[/QUOTE]Lilia is well and very much alive in Lisbon. Near Sete Rios metro station tel.: [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] - €50 2 pops
Hi
New to this excellent looking forum and thought I would give it a try for info as I am off to Lisbon shortly on business.
I am keen to find a Brazilian / South American girl who will be willing to come back to my hotel for a couple / few hours (or possibly more) and who won't rip me off / leave after one shot despite previous agreements which I gather may be the case with Elefanto Branco? Any recommendations of current ladies there, preferably young, busty and fit. Of course! ?
What about Portal Privado and Apartadox girls? Are there any current ones that can be recommended which fit the bill? Will my lack of Portuguese be a major problem in all these places?
Coming from London I am guessing all the above will compare favourably price wise but any advice / recommendations would be very gratefully received. A full report will be made on my return to the UK.
Many thanks
Nossa, this makes quite a loooong time now without any new post on the lovely Lisbon pages. Actually a full month! What happened then? Did you go somewhere else?
Going to Lisbon every two months or so, I'm used to kill my saudade in the meanwhile, by reading your experiences and comparing with my owns. There are so many places where we mongers can find the gem of our dreams, there are so many brilliant professionals, so keen to please us and demonstrate their skills, I can't believe that no one of you, lucky enough to be currently in Lisbon, has got some interesting spot to describe or sexy girl to promote.
Hurry up gentlemen, or the very next report of this thread will be mine… not before end of May I'm afraid!
Abraço,
GB
[QUOTE=Stan69]Hi
New to this excellent looking forum and thought I would give it a try for info as I am off to Lisbon shortly on business.
I am keen to find a Brazilian / South American girl who will be willing to come back to my hotel for a couple / few hours (or possibly more) and who won't rip me off / leave after one shot despite previous agreements which I gather may be the case with Elefanto Branco? Any recommendations of current ladies there, preferably young, busty and fit. Of course! ?
What about Portal Privado and Apartadox girls? Are there any current ones that can be recommended which fit the bill? Will my lack of Portuguese be a major problem in all these places?
Coming from London I am guessing all the above will compare favourably price wise but any advice / recommendations would be very gratefully received. A full report will be made on my return to the UK.
Many thanks[/QUOTE]Try this one.
[url]http://www.olharprivado.com/niki.html[/url]
She speaks english and when I spoke with her the other day she told me that she was hungarian.
Good luke
[QUOTE=Brown James]Try this one.
[url]http://www.olharprivado.com/niki.html[/url]
She speaks english and when I spoke with her the other day she told me that she was hungarian.
Good luke[/QUOTE]I am going to visit Lisbon next month. Do you have any experience with this girl and thee other girls in that site.
What about the cost, attitude and sex?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Piotr]Lilia is well and very much alive in Lisbon. Near Sete Rios metro station tel.: [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] - €50 2 pops[/QUOTE]What wonderful memories of Costa da Caparica... Leilia, Anna etc. I am back shortly. Could anyone give me directions or pm me the telephone number of Leilia.
Thanks a lot!
Yuiop69
I am at the tail end of my first ever trip to Lisbon. Due to the kind assistance from fellow forum members (thanks very much Muri and Piotr; I owe you big time), I got some good tips under the condition that I would report back to the forum, so here I am with a tale to tell about my exploits in lovely Lisboa in a three part posting.
Day of arrival:
The first night was more of an exploratory night. Since I was very late with my request for info, I had not yet got any input on what to do and where to go. So I decided to look up the links in some old postings. After looking at several pictures of potential candidates, I made a (very) shortlist of those that fit into my specifications (or should I say, my fantasy). Given the prohibitive cost of calls from the expensive hotel that I was staying in, the first thing I had to do was get a local phone card. Thanks to a helpful concierge, I was quickly equipped with a local SIM card (local Lisbon mobile number). I quickly retired to my room and started on my calls. The first one drew a blank as the pretty lady on the picture was not available. At least, that is what I think the lady at the other end said. Be warned that most of the ladies do not speak any English even though some of them advertise that they do! The second call was to Teresa Collor ([url]www.apartadox.com[/url]), whose picture looked very exciting. Unfortunately, we immediately had a major communication gap due to very poor or non-existent Portuguese. After a couple of futile attempts at conversation, suddenly there was a male voice on the phone. Great, I thought, now I have to deal with the pimp. The person assured me he was just a “friend” of the lady and acted as a translator for me. As the girl was not willing to do OWO, I lost interest quickly (measured also by the hardness index of my little guy) but had a very interesting chat with this dude who spoke very good English and obviously knew his way around the women of leisure. We got along well on the phone, and when I relayed the specs of my ideal woman, he said he would look around for me even though my demands were rather utopian and excessive (oh well, one can always hope). We agreed to meet the next day in the evening when he would have more news for me.
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Day 2:
After finishing my work dinner engagement, I eagerly called my new friend and he came to pick me up at the hotel. The first stop was a night club called Galleries where the most gorgeous women in the world can be found (ok, so please allow for some exaggeration here). There is no entrance fee, but you need to buy a drink – all drinks are 10 Euros, so be careful to make your drinks last a long time. The girls were mostly good, though there were some dogs that one had to steer clear of. No pressure, one could speak to the girls for a bit without buying them a drink. Most girls are Brazilian and will not do OWO, FK, A. Basically that means there was nothing there for me. Rates are E200 at the club (am not sure if there is a bar cover charge) or at the hotel on a following day in the afternoon. Some of them speak a little English, but if you want better rates or extras, you need to know the local language. My friend was able to negotiate a beautiful Hungarian down to E150 and an equally lovely (with braces – somewhat scary) Brazilian to E100 for a tryst in my hotel. Still, not satisfied with the lack of extras, we went out looking for better pickings. This guy obviously had some good contacts in this profession, because after a couple of calls, he took me to a private apartment where there were 4 girls available. A fifth was on her way out which was a pity as she looked quite attractive except for the fake tits. Anyway, one of the girls seemed to be suitable and was willing to do FK and OWO, so there I was. Rates are E100 for an hour or E60 for 30 mins. Due to the lateness of the hour I settled for 30 mins with Kelly. Kelly turned out to be a real angel in bed and went to her task with much gusto. She was not very keen on the French kissing so I let her kiss my little guy instead. I soon got her in the mood, and she started licking me all over including the A. Boy, that was absolutely a great experience and it is a pity I took only 30 mins. We did everything except anal (she does not do A) and I came rather spectacularly in her privates rather than in her mouth as I would have liked. Am not sure therefore whether she would permit CIM. I left very satisfied determined to come back. You may know from my previous postings that I am a loyal guy and if I like a girl, I prefer to come back to her rather than try out something new and be disappointed. Kelly can be seen on the website of this “club” (just an apartment with a few rooms): [url]www.miausklub.com[/url]. My friend, by the way, left me there and I walked back to my hotel as everything is typically near by.
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Day 3:
After finishing work, I tried to call my new friend but could not reach him. He probably had enough of me, which is a pity as I wanted to buy him dinner and continue on our escapades. Anyway, after drinks in the popular old town area with some colleagues, I made my way back to the apartment at around 2AM hoping to find Kelly again. Unfortunately, she was not there and I was rather disappointed. However, the other girl that we met the previous night (on her way out) was available and also spoke rather good English. I took her on for 30 mins. She is half Italian and half Portuguese, with very fake tits but a nice smile, blond hair, slim body etc. etc. (meets my specs!). She spent 5 minutes washing me very well and then we got down to business. She does not do FK but pretty much everything else (no rimming either), specially a fantastic deep throat action. Since oral was so good, I took my time followed by some action in her pussy. By the time I got ready for anal, there was a knock on the door, and the time was up. She refused politely to finish me off as I needed to extend by 30 minutes by paying another 60 bucks. Since I was in heat, I coughed up the extra money and we got going on the anal action. Once I was satisfied, she gave me a nice massage to fill in the remaining time. She did not want me to mention her name on the internet, so I will respect her wishes. If someone needs her name, PM me. You can get the telephone number of the place from the website. It is located next to Hotel Florida and is on the 3rd floor of an apartment building. I could not reach my friend anymore, but if you are reading this report, many thanks for your help.
Other websites with seemingly good candidates are:
[url]www.apartadox.com[/url]
[url]www.portalprivado.com[/url]
I think the rates must be about the same in most clubs. Good luck to those who are planning to visit Lisbon in the next few weeks.
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I couldn't confirm that Lilia is available these days. Maybe she's out for the weekend...
On your request for a masseuse see:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=519579&postcount=824[/url]
Since I posted it, she has improved her technique, the information is still actual.
She also performs now a very relaxing geothermal massage with hot stones.
Contact is a bit difficult because she does not answer the phone when entertaining, so it's easier to get her on the phone mid-mornings.
And you are right about the Romanian/Brazilian panorama in Lisbon. Mostly the latter.
Went round Poco the other day fearing a rather seedy experience
Was buttonholed by a long, black-haired Romanian lass who led me up the stairs to what I thought was going to be a hellhole. It actually didn't compare that badly to my hotel room (which probably says more about my choice of hotel)
Very surprised to be snogging and cuddling from the get-go and proceeded to have a great time. Surprised that she was prepared to go bareback (which I poilitely declined) though BBBJ was out of the question. Mine not to reason why.
Had a lot of fun with a bird who I forgot to ask the name of.
Those who count the Poco experience as seedy should pop down the c/Montera in Madrid. Now that really is squalid.
Some years ago I visited Lisbon and for a small amount of money we could watch a young couple having sex. The place was located where the funicular (a climbing tram) started. Does anyone knows if the shows there are still running? With new couples I guess....
Hanqe
yuiop69:
according to a recent post in the local forum, the ukranian lilia has changed her policy and does not perform her famous bbbj anymore…
perhaps her tongue and gums are worn out…
hanqe:
i think that place is now decadent, even more…, and has regular peep shows.
steviesteve:
with some of the known stars out of the scene, you have been lucky… it’s a pity you don’t know her name. green eyes?
[QUOTE=Piotr]StevieSteve:
With some of the known stars out of the scene, you have been lucky… it’s a pity you don’t know her name. Green eyes?[/QUOTE]What a terrible reporter I am, I didn;t notice. Muri would have probably wriiten three pages of sonnets about them :-)
She was about 5' 6"/5' 7", cracking figure, tits a good handfull, nice arse.
She actively called me over, not one of the psst, psst types and was standing outside the chinky shop around 3-4pm on Tuesday afternoon.
I think that's about as close I can get to narrow her down
Oh, she claimed to be 19, but I didn't really buy that.
StevieSteve:
Can you recognize her here?
Sabina:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=48999[/url]
Lili:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=49000[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=48522[/url]
[QUOTE=Piotr]StevieSteve:
Can you recognize her here?
Lili:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=49000[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=48522[/url][/QUOTE]Hi Piotr,
Pretty sure it wasn't Sabina but tt could be Lili and the service I received fits in well with previous postings
This pic sort of reminds me of her too though I think she was a little "bouncier"
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=50819[/url]
Sorry can't be more accurate.
An earlier version of this post was deleted, supposedly because it referred to competing websites. I don’t see why sites in Portuguese or to escorts (in English) are competing. There are plenty of references to gpguia in previous posts. Anyway, hoping that the editor will be more understanding this time. Also please note that telephone numbers below (yes there are some) to well established escort sites is information that is already in the public domain.
Lilia is very much alive and kicking, and licking in fine form. A remarkable lady. I wanted to give her a 20 euro tip – she refused! Oh woe. 1) that I wasn’t staying in Lisbon longer 2) that I can’’t speak Portuguese, because nobody else can speak English, least of all the girls. What an incentive to learn some Portuguese! She is hugely fun to speak to even with sign language.
Tongue wise, her enthusiasm is unparalleled. Not to everyone’s liking I guess. She is tall, and very upfront and direct. Likes to be in control. That must I guess intimidate at least some men, if not a large number. A shame, as this is maybe my worldwide No 1 favourite for rapport (and just 50 bucks 1 hour). And while we did fuck (briefly) she didn’t seem to want it, preferring to lick.
Anyway, if you have met Lilia, you may be interested to know that she has two kids, ages 13 and 8. She herself says she is 30 (looks younger to me), with supposedly a Ukrainian husband in Spain.
She is highly security conscious. Wants to avoid upsetting the neighbours. If you do visit her – you must be discreet.
Lilia +Ucraniana. Linda. Loira. Magrinha.completa. 10H-19H Mon-Fri/Sat near Av Columbano Bordalo Pinheiro (just the street running north of it, parallel no 20 22 1st or 2nd floor, goes by the name of Doctor A Martin street), Sete Rios, Lisbon 96188 1062
By the way, if you can't speak Portuguese, try singing. I have fallen in love with the group Madredeus. Try the Ainda album!
Apparently Ana in Costa is still going strong. But I couldn’t reach her by phone. So didn’t chance the trek. May I get sent back to Lisbon in a hurry!
Ana… Costa da Caparica - Torre das Argolas 93332 3416.
Also Elvira The other contact is Linda Loirinha.. 27A... Torre das Argolas 96887 6132
[url]http://sexomais.net/smf/index.php?topic=394.msg891[/url]
[url]http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=55274[/url]
[url]http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=37028&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=lilia&start=20[/url]
I tried Patrícia in Benfica. Around 23. Brazilian metisse. A stunning looker. She proposed 30m. I asked for 60. I should’ve taken her 30m proposition… her attention started to fall after 30m, as did my enthusiasm. She did warn me that she was expecting a call half way through. Not to mind, I thought, but I did in the end. Such a sweet smile, and Portuguese sounds so much more musical with a Brazilian accent. Still compared to Ana or Lilia, her heart isn’t quite in it. She tried to make it a GFE, despite being a good actor (for 30m). An interesting one-off. Flor e Patrícia em Benfica, Lisbon, 91904 4864 [R$40 30 minutes, double 1 hour]
Anyways here is a recap of some of the more interesting contacts I have gleaned from the great advice here.
Poço is beside Praça da Figueira that is very close to Rossio. Red str
Also Avenida da Liberdade corner Travessa Da Gloria, Praça Martim Moniz corner Rua do Arco do Marques de Alegrete, all around the Instituto Superior Tecnico near Avenida Almirante de Reis, near Parque Eduardo VII Rua Sampaio e Pina and around, behind Cais do Sodre around Rua do Corpo Santo
Leticia - Carcavelos - CM–9692 14824 Oeiras
In an apartment block zone behind the Camara Municipal de Oeiras.
If you go by car you have to go up the road just on the right side of the camara municipal building, then you follow straight ahead for about 400 mts and you turn at your 2nd road in your left, then you must be in a large avenue that leeds you to the Oeiras Park Shopping center area, in the middle of this avenue you see a Totta Bank, once there you turn right and go straight ahead for 200 mts. you then will see a butcher called "Talho do Victor" in this buildings.
Those are the same blocks where sweet Leticias love nest is, so once there you have to park, and the door nº is 7, the entrance is by the parking lot area.
Tourist Office Oeiras (camara municipal) Largo Marquês de Pombal, 2784-501 Oeiras tel. +351 214 408 300. [url]http://www.cm-oeiras.pt[/url] Geral:
Manuela - Oeiras – 964512178 Local de trabalho: Oeiras (perto do Totta)
Vera oeiras 967831317 100e 60m Alto da Barra
[email]zonaquente@zonaquente.net[/email]
Yellow House is located in the marginal, just before S. João lights,
Take the train from Cais do Sodré to São João de Estoril.
Cross the track heading South towards the sea, passing the taxi rank and then the Avenida Emilia on your left. You will come to the busy Avenida Marginal. Without crossing it, turn left 30 metres, then the yellow house number 11 is right opposite you.
At this point you will need to cross the Marginal
[url]http://www.viamichelin.fr/viamichelin/fra/dyn/controller/mapPerformPage?strCountry=669&strAddress=&strMerged=S%E3o+Jo%E3o+de+Estoril&x=709&y=304[/url]
[url]www.prazerintimo.com[/url] or www.apartadox.com.'
Cintia (Avenue Elias Garcia, Sete Rios Lisbon 96729 3826)
[url]http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=36671[/url]
Michele (address Saldanha, Lisboa 96516 5521) [url]http://sexomais.net/smf/index.php?topic=794.0[/url] [url]http://www.viamichelin.fr/viamichelin/fra/dyn/controller/mapPerformPage?strCountry=669&strAddress=Saldanha&strMerged=lisbon&x=688&y=302[/url]
Clara
[url]http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=47621[/url]
[url]http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=46[/url]
10h ás 21h, todos os dias 1h 80euro (AV dos Estados Unidos América perto da Gago Coutinho, quarto grande, Av. de Roma junto ao Centro Comercial Liboa 91356-5690 (cidade))
Manuela - Oeiras – near Leticia (Local de trabalho, Oeiras, perto do Totta 96451 2178 ). How on earth to find her though? Any ideas?
Iris (963222131 - Fonte Nova rua Reinaldo santos) ao pé da pizza hut 30€ por cerca de 30mins /40€ 1hora ão olha po relogio
Rita - Benfica - 961 127 485 Local de trabalho: Benfica - Telepizza ao pe do Califa Flor e Patrícia em Benfica 919 044 864 [R$40]
Iris (963222131 - Fonte Nova rua Reinaldo santos) ao pé da pizza hut 30€ por cerca de 30mins /40€ 1hora ão olha po relogio
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Garage Klub Av.Ressano Garcia 963 854 265 asensual.com 96 322 7426 [email]info@asensual.com[/email] [email]info@asensual.com[/email]
NEW CENTER MASSAGE 217 932 714
CLINIC D'MASSAGE 213 141 539
Mirage Klub (rodriguez Sampaio, 30A, metro marquez)
96 511 5781 , 91 363 5343 rua camilo Castelo Branco, 23-1 1200 Lisboa
Le chateau (rua camilo castelo branco, 23, 1st floor) 965 115 781 [70 meia-hora, 100 uma hora]
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Simple masage salons, with no hanky panky
AREEIRO... Massagista... Delicada... Massagem... Relaxamento... Convivio não... Diplomada
massnear Areeiro 961645376 (ad. usually in CM)
[url]www.fisiotai.com[/url]
96 38 07 377 • 91 32 26 235 • 21 24 01 728 Segunda a Sábado das 11.00 às 21.00 horas Fica na Defensores de Chaves, perto da Casa da Moeda
This is good .. clean ! A guy… no hanky panky
[url]http://www.mm-massagem.com/loja.html[/url]
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Recupere energias perdidas ao longo do tempo, sentir-se-á rejuvenescido!
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Greetings Everyone,
I have received several complaints about the report, largely advising me that it's in violation of the Forum's restrictions on posting email addresses, telephone numbers and links to other forums.
I appreciate everyone's advisories, but...
1. The Forum's restriction against posting email addresses is for [u]personal[/u] email addresses, not commercial email addresses. The decision is completely subjective, which means that the decision is entirely at my discretion.
2. The Forum's restriction against posting telephone numbers is for [u]personal[/u] telephone numbers, not commercial telephone numbers. The decision is completely subjective, which means that the decision is entirely at my discretion.
2. The Forum's restriction against posting links to other forums is for [u]forums in English[/u], not forums written in other languages, which are not my competitors.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
Yioup, your report is not only a bit stupid (if you really like this "Lilia" woman, why are you releasing some personal information (having 2 kids and giving their ages) about her on the internet?
And why add phone numbers and addresses to places and girls you've never visited? I showed this post to a portuguese acquaintance of mine and he said a good part of the contacts shown here were obsolete.
Either way, I'm not sure what your point is to take phone numbers from girls from the portuguese forums and then posting them here. 99.99% of the girls don't speak any English (and nor do I speak any portuguese...), making them completely irrelevant to most people who read this.
Are you trying to impress people here with your long post? Well, it's not working...
I've travelled to Lisbon for business reasons a couple of times in the last few years. It's not a bad place if one can speak portuguese fluently, but fairly limited otherwise. I usually monger more in other parts of Europe (mostly Germany, no match for FKKs), where language is not such a problem.
When I come here, I usually go to Gallery in the center of Lisbon, a club full of stunners which will do TLN in your hotel. The only problem is that it is a bit expensive (200€+ a night) but the girls' performance is well worth it, in my opinion.
For the more cheap-minded, head to Intendente metro station. Cheap SW action, I've met some nice ladies there though. Bear in mind that these don't usually last more than 20 minutes.
I also checked out Murilloa's Pozo recently, it looked pretty decent but as I haven't tried any of the girls yet I can't really make any comments about it.
Anyhow, I'm off back to Germany soon, can't wait to head to Artemis in Berlin!
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Hi there,
Was in Lisbon over the weekend. Unfortunatelly I was with my wife and had just little time for mongering. But I was well prepared.
Miaus Klub, Le Chateau and Mirage Klub are all just walking distance to Metro station Marques de Pompal. Thanks to the forums, I had the adresses, including floor and apartment number (which I noticed is important if you are in front of the house, as there is no name on the door bell).
First oportunity, Friday, 16:00, went to Miaus Klub. They had 4 girls, two of them real 9-10 (Tania and Monica). Decided for Tania, Portugese, black, very pretty face, body like Naomi Campbell (maybe 1, 80m) 30min 60E, 1h 100E. Decided for ST. Nice BBBJ, went to FS, good moves, removed the umbrella and back to BBBJ until finish. No CIM (unfortunatelly). But a great experience. One of the best looking girls I ever had. See Miausklubdotcom.
Next opportunity, Sunday 18:00. Went to Le Chateau, but no answer at doorbell. Moved to Miaus again. Tania was busy. :.(. Line up of 6 other girls, no stunner, but all in range 6-7. Decided for Barbara, Portungese, 25, tall, pretty face with a promising smile, but not very sexy.
Nice very long BBBJ, thought if I want to do FS at all, but did, and than noticed that I forgot my XL condom and was squeezed into a small local one. Stopped after 5 minutes and continued BBBJ. Asked her to kiss my balls. She even went down to AR, got back again and CIM. Left the room with hamster cheeks and a smile, pointing to the toilet. What a picture!
No other oportunity anymore. Will be back in Lisbon in September, but alone!
[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
Pete
can you give us the address for Miaus Klub. It is not listed in the web site
Miaus Klub is in Rua Duke de Palmela, No30 Appartment 3G. If you exit Marques de Pompal Metro station direction to Rossio, next street on the right side is Rua Alexandre Herculano. After 50 m on the right side is Duke de Palmela.
Hi All,
After some lousy days in Athens without any action I used the first opportunity for the hobby after arriving in Lisbon. On the following website I found some classy girls: [url]http://www.prazerintimo.com/details.php? Id=8[/url]
I called them and was told the adress in bad english, but I understood. On the phone they said "one friend is 50 and two friend is 100". Ok, off I went and it was easy to find with the help of a taxi driver.
Rang the bell and four girls were introduced to me. First I wanted Mila and some other slimm good looking girl for a lesbo show, but Mila advised me to take the slightly fatter girl called Paula for lesbo games with her.
Since Mila was quite good looking and offered BBBJ and CIM as the only one I opted for this solution and was satisfied completely.
Paula, about 170 and enourmous tits and Mila, 165, slim and pretty started with the action.
Everything was involved, pussy licking between the girls, BBBJ by Mila, double dildo, fingering, tit fuck, anal with Paula while Mila licking my balls and so on. To cut a long story short, first time I came in Milas mouth and after a four handed massage we started again and I came a second time on Milas belly and Paulas tits.
Great experience for 100Euro in total!
Highly recommendable! Place is relatively clean and they treated me well although there was quite a huge language barrier.
Have fun,
S
Hello,
Anyone know a good gangbang, swingers club or even a sauna club with girls (FKK) in Lisboa?
Hi - a swinger club does not exist in Lisboa.
Your best bet are the private casas where you can get two or more girls. That is the best you can get.
Carlos
Anybody had an experience from these websites like portalprivado or acompanhanteslux ? The legendary Murilloa once promised to write a review of these establishment but then he was exiled to London
Flattered out of retirement, here comes Muri. But what follows is not the stuff of legend, only one monger’s two cents. Indeed you may ask, why the fuck is Mur commenting a scene he departed months back? Well, first, he did conduct costly investigations among internet babes while still resident. Secondly, he believes web site escort practice may be similar in most big cities. Apart from price, the procedure and the uncertainties are similar. Finally, he keeps following the local mongers’ forum. Let’s discuss that in a separate post, for fear of deletion.
So, why is Murilloa lukewarm about Portalprivado and apartodox and their ilk?
1 The price is high. For an hour’s sport, €120 to €200 is rack rate. Call him a cheapskate if you will, but Muri does not like to spend more than €100. At any of the clinics, such as Miau’s, Mirage, Garage, New Centre, Château et al., €100 the hour is top rate, for two pops. For less cash you can test-drive the lady and return for the longer service next week if you find she has haunted your wet dreams.
2 Choice is limited. Most of these women share an apartment with one colleague, or operate alone in a pensão, for example the mythic ‘Pensão Lisbonense’ on several floors of a building above the Café Maracanã in the Rua Pinheiro Chagas, a venue visited by every Lisbon monger sooner or later. You may spend time talking on the phone, getting directions, travelling to an unfamiliar area, only to find that the lady is not your type. At the clinics, you inspect a parade of six to a dozen chicas, an event which is exciting in itself and which permits a choice based on your own weird preferences and unfailing Senior Monger’s instinct. The same applies to the street: you can pace the Poço all afternoon waiting for Lili or Sabina to descend from the inferno-in-the-sky, or for the airport bus to unload a fresh consignment of Romanian pussy.
3 Uncertain appointments. After the phone conversation, metro or car journey, parking, finding the street, locating a nearby café to stiffen the nerve and the penis with alcohol, coffee or Viagra, you make the final ‘target confirmation’ call, only to find that the princess is no longer available because she has fallen asleep, gone out to the mall, tuned in to her favourite game show, or more likely started a three-hour full-on BDSM session with a government minister, during the time you were finding her hideout. In this case your time and your ‘tesão’ has been royally wasted, unless you head straight to the Poço which is where you should have started anyway.
4 The Brazil attitude. Of course there are some adorable Brazilian ladies plying the noble trade in Lisbon. The thought of Suzi’s BBBJ or Martinha’s cowgirl, gets Muri opening his window on to the London skyline and howling like a werewolf. BUT too many of the girls you see on PortalPrivado have arrived from big cities in Brazil with a lot of mileage. They have mastered the art of clockwatching, of dispatching the client crisply, exercising an efficient minimum of artificial seduction and charm to bring you off neatly and get you out of the door. Some of them have an attitude that can only be expressed by the nasty little word ‘snotty’. Again, you are more likely to meet with some human engagement in the clinics, and some clinic girls (Diana springs to mind, well of course she does, she springs to Muri’s mind every three minutes or so) are truly ‘envolvente’ in their approach to your pleasure.
5 The Brazil physique. Of course there are some gorgeous Brazilian ladies plying the noble trade in Lisbon, The thought of Suzi’s… oh, yeah, we said that, right? Sure, now, here’s a stupid generalisation, but many of these Brazil babes are kinda stocky. Endowed by nature with biggish bums and smallish tits, they allow the former to grow bigger and rounder, while enhancing the latter with silicone operations of varying efficacy. Yes, we know that ‘Bunda’ is a religion in Brazil, but Muri remains agnostic. Scan the photosets and you will see how anxious the girls and their photographers have been to showcase an ample rear. As an Englishman and a latent homosexual, Mur likes best of all a small, lithe firm muscular bum, and with rare exceptions (ahh, Martinha!) Brazilians are not made that way, while Romanians usually are. Also nearly all the ladies from Brazil sport a caesarean scar, witness to the fact that some Ronaldinho of the future is being raised by grandparents across the Atlantic, and also evidence that Brazilian obstetricians routinely programme the Caesar slash so that unscheduled births cannot interfere with their agenda of golf, beach, soap operas and mongering. The girls do not object, as they believe that natural birth permanently slackens the vagina, reducing the profitability of their business asset.
6 The telephone – before, during, and after. Your initial call, especially if you are a foreigner, can be difficult because of the language. These girls speak with a variety of Brazilian accents, and being uneducated in the majority, they have no idea of slowing down and using simple language for the Anglo Saxon barbarian to understand. But they will frequently attempt a sexy, ‘come-on-down-and-fuck-me’ tone of voice which may be totally at odds with the service eventually provided. During the act, the mobile phone may ejaculate its loud tasteless ring tone at any time. Now, business is business, so if Muri is writing an email to a client, and another one calls him, why of course he picks up the phone and continues to type, multi-tasking in the interests of profit. The girls do just the same thing. The first time you find yourself actually inside a woman when her phone rings and she reaches for the bedside table to give a fellow monger details of the body and the service you are in the process of enjoying – well, the first time, that’s quite amusing. But as a lifestyle, it rapidly loses its appeal. Then, after the act, while you are still sliding the loaded condom off your detumescent manhood, she will dive for the phone to check for text messages. At the clinics, the receptionist often speaks some English – not that you need to ask the way, thanks to this forum - and no mobile phones are permitted inside the room – simple as that.
In the Poço, our Romanian girlfriends often make a call during the long journey up the stairs - “Hi, Lili, I’m going with the fat old English fucker, I’ll be back down in eight minutes unless he dies before that, see ya, honey” - but like well-behaved theatregoers, they turn off the apparatus during the performance.
7 Photoshop. The pimps who run web sites have hours to kill, waiting for Lorena or Luana to bring home money for the evening’s beer and rodizio. What better way to fill in the long day, than developing your skill with Adobe’s sexiest software, smoothing scars, blemishes, tattoos, piercings, belly flab, cellulitis and leprosy lesions from the images destined for the web. While it is very rare to find that the girl is not the one in the photos, you are frequently confronted with a body and complexion less glowing and more timeworn than you had been led to expect. By contrast, if you are in the Poço, or a clinic, you can conduct your own assessment of the living flesh, rather than being misled by a doctored photograph. The photos on these sites are geared to entice not red-blooded mongers, lovers of real women, but full-time pornography-addicted masturbators, a different breed of ‘men’. The girls know this, and sometimes fail to conceal their amusement and contempt.
Once again it is Mur’s belief, based on experience, hearsay and web forums, that much of the above applies also to the London sites peddling pussy at £150 the hour. The only difference would be that instead of discussing the shortcomings of Brazilian attitudes and physique, we would be airing our views on why the Baltic and Polish girls are so beautiful and yet so unsatisfying.
So perhaps it’s clear by now that the elderly ‘legend’ Muri recommends the many clinics in Lisbon where you can line ‘em up and take your pick – or the street, with its lower prices, its intriguing Romanian women, and that thrill of danger, that remote chance of being disembowelled by a mad druggie, arrested by a bribe-hungry cop, spotted by your jealous junior colleague, or flattened by the tourist tram just when you are crossing the street to answer Sabina’s siren call of “vamos, vamos foder vinte e cinco.”
Every single experience with a prostitute is going to be somewhere on the range from totally ecstatic to utterly dispiriting. Most of Muri’s experiences with the Portal privado providers were towards the latter end of the scale, and if you can read the local forums, you will find that the lusomongers give these girls very mixed reviews.
Of those local forums, more later, if anyone is interested. Mur also needs to update the London section on the Soho crisis. Before September, he hopes to be in Lisbon for a day or two, and is currently unable to make up his mind between a trip round old friends or an exploration of new horizons. What would Vasco da Gama have done? What would Eça de Queiroz have done? Both, of course.
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Finally, he keeps following the local mongers’ forum. Let’s discuss that in a separate post, for fear of deletion.
....
Of those local forums, more later, if anyone is interested. [/QUOTE]
I'm interested, and don't worry about deletion. Jackson has confirmed:
[i]"The Forum's restriction against posting links to other forums is for forum in English, not forums written in other languages, which are not my competitors.
Thanks,
Jackson"[/i]
(I presume local forums are not in English)
Thank you, GandJim, for making the regulations clear, and an attempt to do justice to our Lusomonger colleagues will follow shortly.
Brilliant as always, Muri! I couldn’t agree with you more.
The accurate description of the way it goes, served with your inspired touches of genial humour makes this a true Report of Distinction.
Keep on coming back, both to Lisbon and to the forums… you are missed!
Thank you for that, Piotr, and for similar encouragement on the local forum which will be the subject of a report in the next few hours..
Not long before his exile, Mur discovered a forum in Portuguese. Now, if you do not speak the language, you may not want to read on, but wait… even with no Portuguese at all, you can find useful addresses and numbers, and also interesting evaluations of the ladies, because many locals favour a universal TD or ‘test drive’ format as seen in motor magazines when some new mega-polluting vehicle is under review (There are many Portuguese guys who, if forced to choose forever between sex and motoring, would go for option two).
So, you might find a review like this one:
TD POSITIVA
Nome: Diana
Idade: +/- 25
Cara: bonita, simpática 8/10
Cor: morena
Corpo: elegante, 1,60m, bem feita
Mamas: boas, a apontar para o céu
Rabo: muito bom
Oral: com camisa, médio 7/10
Anal: não creio que faça
Vaginal: 9/10
Beija: uns selitos
Local: Paralela à Avenida da Liberdade, na zona da UAL
Preço: 80 euros meia hora / 100 euros uma hora
Contacto: 967292270
Recomendo vivamente
Pretty clear? you didn’t understand everything, but you know where she is and how to make contact, you know the price, you know this was a good experience. Obviously a little schoolboy French, Spanish or Latin will help. This review happens to be about goddess Diana, and although it caused a pang of jealousy, it’s good to know that she is still doing what she does so beautifully.
The first ‘local’ forum was in fact a section of a Brazilian mongering site, gpguia.
(GP, you may ask? ‘Garota de Programa’, a polite way of saying ‘puta’ – like the Brits who say ‘working girl’ or ‘WG’ rather than wh*re)
At gpguia you can eat yourself with envy at the range of opportunities at all prices, enjoyed by mongers in Brazil. But it has a Portugal section, patronised by local hobbyists until quite recently, and still just about alive.
But the Portugal area of the guia got to be a pain, because of fussy moderation. Sure, these guys have to keep things legal and orderly. But… Remember when you were a teenager and mom was running after you all the time insisting that you tidy your room, do your homework, help with the washing up, write thank-you letters, get up earlier, talk properly, smoke less, respect your teachers, shine your shoes and do something about those stains on your bedsheets? Or, don’t you hate those soccer referees who are determined to be the star, running just behind the ball chattering and annoying the players, whistling every thirty seconds and spoiling the game for everyone?
Just such a momma of a moderator is ‘papa-gatas’. This would be fine if he was also helpful and respectful, but he developed the habit of deleting posts that didn’t concur with his own opinions. The last straw came when ‘papa-gatas’ spitefully objected to what he called the ‘adoring’ tone of Mur and one ‘Raskolnikov’ writing about Diana, whose physical appearance he also insulted crudely. Well, each to his own way, and let's be fair and concede that papa is working very hard for us mongers and providing a service that continues to be useful.
However, the seeds of secession and independence were bound to be sown. Just as Dom Pedro I raised the cry of Ipiranga in 1822 and separated Brazil from the old-world shackles of Portugal, so, in reverse process, the Portuguese mongers set up their shout of “porra, fooooodasse pa, caralho, pa!” and cut away from the guia’s regulation-bound world to start their own forum.
Piotr and junior monger Pedrassi (perhaps the youngest contributor ever to be kicked out of ISG) played Che Guevara to this revolution, using PMs to alert comrades to the existence of the independent republic, and Johnnie played the role of Fidel Castro, establishing the new forum, gp-pt.com on a sound footing. As minister of propaganda ‘Radar’ does a great job, and some of the finest intellects in Portugal, men like foulaam, bruno wanderley, and the extraordinary divina comedia followed.
This is an excellent forum, with a high level of culture, humour and respect for the ladies. Of course they are also demanding, for a central concern is to make sure the GPs read the forum and understand just what kind of relationship between price and service is demanded by lusomongers. There are signs that this is bearing fruit, and several mama-sans and GPs have made their contributions. Some of the GPs must also have seen their income boosted. You may be one of hundreds of girls with a tiny ad in the CM, seeing two or three dudes a day in your apartment in Moscavide… then foulaam or johnnie discovers you, tells the forum, and you are launched into stardom.
Among GP contributors, northerner Maria Porto must be singled out. She recently turned 20, and claims to have ‘fucked half Porto before I was 19’. She maintains a blog and a web site, has published a book and appeared on TV. She’s clearly a stunningly beautiful, intelligent and accomplished young lady. Muri is just longing to have her, and needs to arrange an excuse to visit Porto soon: or to be in Lisbon on one of her southern tours – but it seems that, for very good reasons, this gorgeous woman gets booked fully and early.
If you read Portuguese, the forum is a fine introduction to one aspect of that wonderful country’s culture. Of course there are some assholes and dickheads present, but, gentlemen, we live in democracy and the Internet is the quintessentially democratic medium, so Senhor Asshole and Mister Dickhead enjoy the same rights as Pedrassi, Plato, Proust and Piotr.
Chega! but to finish where we started, even if your Portuguese is less than rudimentary, there is reliable information to be gleaned at gp-pt.com and anyone considering the hobby in Portugal should take a look.
Muri you know you're the best! Hope London is smiling to you, but when you have the time revisit Lisbon. Cheers!
Please someone copy his latest post to the Reports of Distinction.
Muri
I am glad I asked the question a few days ago. Your return put the Lisbon back on fire again! Thanks for the very useful advice. I will be visiting Lisbon in August and I was making a list of contacts from these internet sides. After reading your report I decided to stick with a list of apartments to visit. This was my apprach last year and it was quite successfull. I suppose I can spot the new places in the local newspaper. I will also take a look at the new site in portugese.
Lapin, it's good to know this was useful, but one small word of caution - it is possible that some of the clinics take a break during August.
Mirage Klub definitely had a three week holiday in that month last year, time which Diana put to good use on the nudist section of Caparica beach, restoring her stupendous all-over tan (The dunes behind the beach must have been even more crowded than usual with furtive wankers).
But the establishments which do remain open will maintain their little box advertisement in the print version of the CM - and certainly a senior monger like yourself will find action: good luck, and make Mur jealous by writing a report...
Muri
thanks for the advice. I revised my plans imediately and I arive in Lisbon in middle September! Since the last time I was in Lisbon was almost two years ago I was wondering if the local people can give us an update on the apartments situation. From my last visit I remember MK, Gissele, Classic Ladies and New center. And from the recent posts I also have the address of Miaus Klub. Is my list still valid or perhaps some of these places are closed?
Good what it seems an imperfection in the software of GP-PT.com existed
Hi folks!
As a lot of others I have been posting in new portuguese language forums which are known to almost all of you.
I have been preparing a trip to Vigo, upnorth from Porto, in Spain.
I am planning on visiting Hotel Peinador for a tremendous Saturday night and maybe Sunday night!
For that reason I announce that whoever is willing on taking up the challenge of going on an eventful cherishing trip to MP me to make arrangements.
I am planning on leaving on Saturday morning the 1st of September and returning on Sunday the 2nd.
It would be great to share some gas and talk....
Have fun
Ze,
I would go with you. Please suply more information.
[QUOTE=Zé Duron]Hi folks!
As a lot of others I have been posting in new portuguese language forums which are known to almost all of you.
I have been preparing a trip to Vigo, upnorth from Porto, in Spain.
I am planning on visiting Hotel Peinador for a tremendous Saturday night and maybe Sunday night!
For that reason I announce that whoever is willing on taking up the challenge of going on an eventful cherishing trip to MP me to make arrangements.
I am planning on leaving on Saturday morning the 1st of September and returning on Sunday the 2nd.
It would be great to share some gas and talk....
Have fun[/QUOTE]
Well hi Omnimaster!
The costs are about 140 euros for both ways and I am looking for a room around 60 euros for two...one never knows. I haven t booked yet but I will definetly do it tomorrow.
Send me an MP or send message to julius-duron at iol Portugal
Leaving Saturday morning and having lunch half way up. Way back on Sunday after a short visit. With two riding the costs are easily split.
I am looking forward for Hotel Peinador, after reading so much about this fantastic house at [url]www.gpguia.net[/url] I really have to check that out!
Zé D
Zé, how I wish I were going with you. I can vouch for the Peinador, having been there last year.
Didn't have a car, so took the airport bus right to the door of the hotel: three other passengers turned out to be making a mongering trip just like Mur.
Inside, an amazing collection of ladies, to be taken upstairs for €60. At 5pm, there must have been thirty to forty girls, and ten or a dozen guys. Paraiso, hombre. Enjoy, and post your report...
Hi Muri
I will definetively post after the trip...but on the spanish board.
I have just visited Diana at MK, and believe it or not I ended up refering that I was finally meeting her after so many times I had been there without ever seeing her around and that I had had the best recommendations about her...
Of course she had to ask me 100 times who had been the flattering gentleman and I ended up saying it was Muri, a british modern knight!
She was delighted...and sends you big kisses!
Back to the subject of the Peinador...
I have been going tru the spanish board but found nothing!! To bad!
Did you stay at the Peinador overnight or is that not a possibility?
I am looking forward to mingle with a few of the ladies, and I hope that they won´t find it to strange if I stay there for 5 or 6 hours! LOL!
Omni? Tried to MP you but it was not possible...anyway
Lets make the trip happen! Email information is on the last post or just MP me!
Well after meeting big Muri I am looking forward to meet Mr Omnimaster!
Have fun
Ze, Could you please give the name of the Spanish board you will be posting the Peinador information on ?
Zé you certainly know how to make a guy raging jealous: first you arrange a weekend at the Peinador, then you enjoy Diana...
Hope you will write favourably of her on the local board, the lovely creature deserves all the praise she gets.
I believe you can stay overnight at the Peinador, it seemed to me that there is one wing with a 'normal' hotel and restaurant, and one wing for the 24-hour wall-to-wall fuckfest. I stayed in the very clean and comfortable hotel 'Lino' right by the railway station, for €40 a night if I remember right. There are cheaper pensiones in the same area - after all, how much sleeping do you intend to do on Saturday night?
When I got back from Vigo I heard there was an excellent bordello right by the railway station itself.
But not to worry, the ride uphill on the airport bus was memorable, but not so memorable as cute petite blonde 'Stephania' from.. well, Brazil, actually.
Once more, boa viagem, lucky Zé
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Zé you certainly know how to make a guy raging jealous: first you arrange a weekend at the Peinador, then you enjoy Diana...
Hope you will write favourably of her on the local board, the lovely creature deserves all the praise she gets.
I believe you can stay overnight at the Peinador, it seemed to me that there is one wing with a 'normal' hotel and restaurant, and one wing for the 24-hour wall-to-wall fuckfest. I stayed in the very clean and comfortable hotel 'Lino' right by the railway station, for €40 a night if I remember right. There are cheaper pensiones in the same area - after all, how much sleeping do you intend to do on Saturday night?
When I got back from Vigo I heard there was an excellent bordello right by the railway station itself.
But not to worry, the ride uphill on the airport bus was memorable, but not so memorable as cute petite blonde 'Stephania' from.. well, Brazil, actually.
Once more, boa viagem, lucky Zé[/QUOTE]Hi,
I am getting very curious: where and what is this hotel Peinador?
hotel peinador,
[url]http://www.hotelpeinador.com/[/url]
is a first class example of how p4p happens in spain, and a lesson to the rest of the world.
on the fringe of every spanish conurbation, usually 10km or more out of town, along the main carreteras, or brightening grim industrial parks, you will find neon letters thrusting skywards to announce ‘club’ or ‘hotel’.
gliding your porsche into the discreet car park, you proceed to a lobby where low-profile security boys briefly eye you up. if you are not drug-deranged or bearing an assault rifle, you may follow the sound of tropical music to the bar.
where you will find as few as half a dozen or as many as fifty women, unmistakeably putas in heels, bikinis, miniskirts, hot pants. they prowl around the customers, who sip their drinks reflectively, pondering when, and upon whom, to pounce.
the bar is illuminated by a curious fluorescence – mur is ignorant of the technical term – which lends a shiny glow to white clothing, increasing the piquancy of our shy maidens as they strut and gyrate. it recalls that cliché of a muslim paradise, although the sceptic may harbour a fleeting doubt as to how many of the girls are virgins…
etiquette varies. at some clubs it is ‘comme il faut’ for mademoiselle to approach the lone drinker in search of true love, while others prefer to let the punter make the running. either way, you choose a companion and go upstairs to seek a private room where you can discuss recent global economic trends in a quieter environment.
you pay €60, at a counter where you also disburse €3 to the attendant who provides a towel, condoms and a room key. this functionary is also responsible for keeping the lady’s scorecard so that there are no misunderstandings when her earnings are electronically transferred to her high-yield hedge fund in london.
the three blue notes entitle you to a half-hour meeting, covering the standard business agenda of strip, bj (usually covered) and several positions. of course, protracted discussion in greater academic depth, or concerning more esoteric questions, is a matter of negotiation with your delightful temporary colleague.
if you are enjoying a ‘weekend special’, like lucky-fuckin’-bastard zé duron tonight, you may then return to the bar, refresh yourself with invigorating liquors, and select another partner... and another... and another. most of these establishments are 24/7, but even the most avidly mercenary enchantress has to eat and sleep, so there may be more or less choice at different hours.
at a populous venue like peinador, there are women of all shapes, ages and colours, catering for every taste. on his visit, mur spotted no fewer than three girls corresponding in every detail to his platonic ideal: why, it almost seemed like too much of a good thing, and he had to order a second cerveza in order to make up what passes for his mind.
but you will seldom find a spanish chica, – if you lust for native talent you must browse the classifieds in the local rag, or haunt pubs in search of freebies if you are the wealthy, young and handsome type. many of the lovely putitas hail from spain’s erstwhile transatlantic empire, with colombia and the dominican republic strongly represented; but brazilians and eastern europeans also abound, and a handful of africans enrich the chiaroscuro.
this exemplary establishment is situated some 200 metres from the airport of the splendid galician seaside city of vigo, an attractive place, with accommodation at all prices, as well as shopping, history, culture, beaches, fine seafood, a respectable soccer team, and thousands of beautiful women on view at all hours.
the peinador also runs a ‘normal’ hotel and restaurant, but it is cheaper to get bed and board downtown. to reach this peerless brothel, take the airport bus, €2 from the city centre, twenty minutes. or a taxi to the airport, €20. throughout spain these oases are far outside city limits, making it useful to get your head round local bus routes, rather than paying for a long return taxi ride.
at the tourist information kiosk in downtown vigo, mur stood in line silently rehearsing his awkward spanish, and when his turn came, he inquired of the (eminently doable) teenager, “¿dónde se coge el autobus para el aeropuerto?”, and little beauty replied, in english, “funny, the last two guys asked me the same thing.”
if anyone thinks sex-crazed muri has invented this, a recent non-fiction best-seller devotes several pages to the phenomenon. in ‘ghosts of spain’ (faber, 2006) giles tremlett of ‘the guardian’ newspaper discusses the country’s past and present. much of the book is acute and interesting, but his puta section (chapter 7, ‘clubs and curas’) is typical of the sad shite that journalists dump when they examine the bought sex scene. you can only write perceptively about this subject if you have done practical research, which in plain english means paying euros and fucking girls. most journos do exactly what tremlett does: ‘this was my first ever visit to a brothel’… ‘i was not sure what i was expecting’… etc.
¡fer fuck’s sake!
either these journos are dedicated mongers but have to pretend that they didn’t sample because wifey and all the politically correct homosexuals back at head office will read their copy – in which case they can have nothing interesting to say…
or they really are as simon-pure as they claim: they came, saw, made their excuses, and left - in which case they can have nothing interesting to say.
end of rant, and now that your curiosity is satisfied, explorer69, you must also understand that the existence of peinador and other such glimpses of paradise are among the many reasons why you should visit spain, soon.
¡arrrrriba españaaaa, coño! (¡dáme tu lechita, papi!)
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Hotel Peinador,
End of rant, and now that your curiosity is satisfied, explorer69, you must also understand that the existence of Peinador and other such glimpses of paradise are among the many reasons why you should visit Spain, soon.
¡Arrrrriba Españaaaa, coño! (¡dáme tu lechita, papi!)[/QUOTE]Hmmm, thanks a lot! Very interesting! No I understand why I soon must have a trip to Spain or rather to Portugal:)). But why is Vigo discussed in the Lisbon thread? It must be 4-500 km from Lisbon? And how do I travel between Lisbon and Vigo in a quick way? I ask, because I will in some months be on business in Lisbon:))
I will be in Lisbon this coming Thursday and be there for only a day. I do not know a bit of the language and I am looking for some suggestions on places to visit on my one night in Lisbon. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
from what i understood, peinador is one of those classic spanish bordellos which are discretely placed in the city's outskirts.
but then, what differentiates this one from the many rep001tered throughout spain's major settlements?
the girls' looks, price, service?
one of the best i found was in barcelona, but that was quite a few years ago, i can't even remember the establishment's name anymore.
Guys,
I did RTFF but could not find much info on stripclubs in LIS.
Could a kind soul give me a little info where to go and what to expect in terms of quality of the girls, services and prices.
Another question: what would you recommend nowadays? Gallery or the Elfanto ?
If you want I also pay you a drink there.
Cheers
After I had heard quite a few good things about it but The Elefanto Branco was the biggest disappointment on my recent trip to LIS.
It's quite small and it was packed with elder guys. I saw about 15 women on a Friday night around 1 and ALL were old and overweight.
I left after an expensive beer wondering about the taste of some people.
I went to Gallery after the EB. There were a few doable girls there but not that many, most were again too fat for my taste.
There I met Marcella, a black haired Brazilian girl that speaks extremely good English. She is rather slim compared to the other girls and I guess he's around 26. She operates together with a (fake)blond Brazilian with a tattooed back.
After some drinks Marcella agreed to come to my hotel for 200 for all night. Then it turned ugly.
As soon as we were in the room she popped a Vodka for 15 € from the minibar without asking. I was not too happy about that but didn't say anything. When I put my wallet and other valuables in the safe, which I always do even if I am completely drunk, she started to act strangely and demanded that I pay her first. I showed her the money and told her that I would pay her in the morning, as agreed in the bar. She then flipped and demanded that I pay her immediately. After a heated argument I asked her to leave. She did, but not without trowing the rest of the vodka on my papers on my desk.
Does anybody know her and had similarly bad experiences?
Tania doesn't work in Miaus anymore.
I am not sure the club still exists, in any case it's not in Rua Duke de Palmela,
No30 Apartment 3G anymore as posted here. i phoned the number on their website but I could not understand a word the girl on the phone said.
I later located a Tania on [url]http://www.realezas.com/tania/[/url] and phoned her. She didn't speak any English, but her pimp speaks perfect English, French and Spanish.
I went to see her in an apartment a few meters from the Holiday Inn.
She is a very good looking, 20 year old tall African girl from Guinee Bissau (another flag the cross :-)). Her photos on the web do not seem to be photo-shopped.
Paid 60€ for 40 minutes for 2 rounds. She sucks extremely well (BBJ) and had no problem taking me in her little asshole. (I just loved the contrast of my white dick going into that real dark black hole :-))
She also does escorts to hotels.
I would definitely repeat
Have fun
[QUOTE=Bamboo Pete]Hi there,
Was in Lisbon over the weekend. Unfortunatelly I was with my wife and had just little time for mongering. But I was well prepared.
Miaus Klub, Le Chateau and Mirage Klub are all just walking distance to Metro station Marques de Pompal. Thanks to the forums, I had the adresses, including floor and apartment number (which I noticed is important if you are in front of the house, as there is no name on the door bell).
First oportunity, Friday, 16:00, went to Miaus Klub. They had 4 girls, two of them real 9-10 (Tania and Monica). Decided for Tania, Portugese, black, very pretty face, body like Naomi Campbell (maybe 1, 80m) 30min 60E, 1h 100E. Decided for ST. Nice BBBJ, went to FS, good moves, removed the umbrella and back to BBBJ until finish. No CIM (unfortunatelly). But a great experience. One of the best looking girls I ever had. See Miausklubdotcom.
Next opportunity, Sunday 18:00. Went to Le Chateau, but no answer at doorbell. Moved to Miaus again. Tania was busy. :.(. Line up of 6 other girls, no stunner, but all in range 6-7. Decided for Barbara, Portungese, 25, tall, pretty face with a promising smile, but not very sexy.
Nice very long BBBJ, thought if I want to do FS at all, but did, and than noticed that I forgot my XL condom and was squeezed into a small local one. Stopped after 5 minutes and continued BBBJ. Asked her to kiss my balls. She even went down to AR, got back again and CIM. Left the room with hamster cheeks and a smile, pointing to the toilet. What a picture!
No other oportunity anymore. Will be back in Lisbon in September, but alone!
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After I had read so many positive reviews I went to see the famous Diana in the Mirage club.
I was very disappointed about her appearance, she has a very plain face and showed all sings of being a Junkie (black, hollow eyes; extremely thin etc.). If she doesn't kick that habit quickly you will find her in Intendante in a few months.
I still was curious about her much raved about BBJ skills, but she told me she didn't do that.
Of course I didn't take her.
After the disappointment with Diane, i had a very good session with Julia, a 30 year old Portuguese girl whose body is still in remarkable shape for her age.
Since she has some African ancestors, she has nice thick lips which she used for one of the best BBJs I ever had, and I have had a few.
I totally recommend her. But call the club first because she doesn't work everyday.
Have fun and post
Here are a few general remarks about my recent experiences in LIS. Details of some encounters are posted below.
Poço: an interesting experience, but I would not repeat. It's just too dirtyfor me and the girls are 4 or 5s at best (see photgallery)
Intendante: during the day I only saw a few grannies and and drug crazed junkies. There a plenty of mean looking African dealers around. Did a quick walktrough and left on the next Metro. I can only imagine how this place must look and feel after dark.
Clubs: went to EB, Gallery and Night & Day. EB was a joke, in the others I saw one a very few acceptable looking ones. Drinks are quite expensive, around 10 € for a draft beer.
Strip Clubs: went to Phocus, in front of the Holiday Inn and to Passerelle. Both clubs were extremly busy with guys (40+50) but only about 8 girls each. No real stunners either.
My conclusion is that LIS is a great city for tourism and that you can have good encounters there, but it is not, inho, a prime mongering destination.
FKKs in Germany or clubs in Spain are cheaper and the girls of a much higher level. If you like Brazilians better fly to Brazil. LIS is nice if you wanna try to cross some more exotic flags off your map like Guinee, Cabo Vede or Angola.
After enjoying the resturants and bars of Docas on Friday night, around 1am I headed back into town to M. de Pombal area to look around. First went to Gallery club and was informed that it was 50euros admission, no thanks. Walked on to Night and Day, 25euros including 2 drinks, ok but still expensive. Next 2 hours spent by the bar chatting to some of the girls and to one local guy in bad french, we found as a common language. I was dissapointed though. No better than a 7 amongst the girls there and some were aggressive. 2 I bought drinks for (12 euros) as they spoke reasonable English but there was no spark there.
Left about 4am, the place was half empty and almost all the girls had gone.
Should have stayed in Docas and taken my chances there, some lovely girls in the Havana bar.
I was in Gallery as well on Friday. I certainly did not pay any entrance fee to get in. Was dressed casually, jeans and polo shirt. Strange!? Anyhow, you did not miss much. But I did pay the same 25€ as you in N&D including 2 beers.
Did you check out the gogo dancers in front Hawai and Seven Seas in Docas? Quite hot!
[QUOTE=London99]After enjoying the resturants and bars of Docas on Friday night, around 1am I headed back into town to M. de Pombal area to look around. First went to Gallery club and was informed that it was 50euros admission, no thanks. Walked on to Night and Day, 25euros including 2 drinks, ok but still expensive. Next 2 hours spent by the bar chatting to some of the girls and to one local guy in bad french, we found as a common language. I was dissapointed though. No better than a 7 amongst the girls there and some were aggressive. 2 I bought drinks for (12 euros) as they spoke reasonable English but there was no spark there.
Left about 4am, the place was half empty and almost all the girls had gone.
Should have stayed in Docas and taken my chances there, some lovely girls in the Havana bar.[/QUOTE]
Thank you, spider for an interesting take on the Lisbon scene and some fresh information for this exile, now that the local forum seems to have died.
About Diana you are a little harsh and alarmist. She’s no classic beauty, but Mur and other Lisbon mongers have found her face pretty and full of character. Certainly she’s thin, and drugs can never be ruled out, but she’s definitely no needle user, for Mur has perused every inch of her body, which is flawless. Hair strong and glossy, skin tone fresh and firm…
no, Doktor Mur believes that this girl struggles with anorexic tendencies, and lives on a daily small sandwich and large glass of wine, a refreshment lavishly provided by the lecherous gap-toothed Rute, mama-san at MK.
This kind of diet does our princess no good at all, but it will not lead her down the painful path to Intendente.
As for BBBJ, she has never offered it, nor has any of her admirers claimed to have persuaded her.
This is yet another confirmation that beauty is in the eye of the beholder (or how does the English saying go?). I do like petite bodies, but she was just too this and her face too plain.
I know she is not using a needle. Almost nobody does anymore except in the final stages but I am ready to bet substantial amounts of money the she blows H. She might not have before, but I am fairly certain she does now.
The BBJ must have been my mistake, I thought to have had read here and elsewhere that she does it, but I did not take the trip reports with me, otherwise I would not have bothered even to call
Just my two cents
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Thank you, spider for an interesting take on the Lisbon scene and some fresh information for this exile, now that the local forum seems to have died.
About Diana you are a little harsh and alarmist. She’s no classic beauty, but Mur and other Lisbon mongers have found her face pretty and full of character. Certainly she’s thin, and drugs can never be ruled out, but she’s definitely no needle user, for Mur has perused every inch of her body, which is flawless. Hair strong and glossy, skin tone fresh and firm…
no, Doktor Mur believes that this girl struggles with anorexic tendencies, and lives on a daily small sandwich and large glass of wine, a refreshment lavishly provided by the lecherous gap-toothed Rute, mama-san at MK.
This kind of diet does our princess no good at all, but it will not lead her down the painful path to Intendente.
As for BBBJ, she has never offered it, nor has any of her admirers claimed to have persuaded her.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Spider916]I was in Gallery as well on Friday. I certainly did not pay any entrance fee to get in. Was dressed casually, jeans and polo shirt. Strange!? Anyhow, you did not miss much. But I did pay the same 25€ as you in N&D including 2 beers.
Did you check out the gogo dancers in front Hawai and Seven Seas in Docas? Quite hot![/QUOTE]Hi Spider,
Yes I saw the gogo dancers and they were quite hot but didnt seem at all available. Glad I didnt miss anything in Gallery, did thinkabout going back there. Will try again another night, not now though a big thunderstorm tonight so not going anywhere.
Hi,
I was with a girl named Marcella last summer in Gallery. But she was about 22 or something. She was with a blonde girl, taller than her. She was quite pretty, with a tattoo in the wrist.
I had no problems with her (if she is the same), except that she was a bit hurry.
She asked me 150 € for the hour.
[QUOTE=Spider916]I went to Gallery after the EB. There were a few doable girls there but not that many, most were again too fat for my taste.
There I met Marcella, a black haired Brazilian girl that speaks extremely good English. She is rather slim compared to the other girls and I guess he's around 26. She operates together with a (fake)blond Brazilian with a tattooed back.
After some drinks Marcella agreed to come to my hotel for 200 for all night. Then it turned ugly.
As soon as we were in the room she popped a Vodka for 15 € from the minibar without asking. I was not too happy about that but didn't say anything. When I put my wallet and other valuables in the safe, which I always do even if I am completely drunk, she started to act strangely and demanded that I pay her first. I showed her the money and told her that I would pay her in the morning, as agreed in the bar. She then flipped and demanded that I pay her immediately. After a heated argument I asked her to leave. She did, but not without trowing the rest of the vodka on my papers on my desk.
Does anybody know her and had similarly bad experiences?[/QUOTE]
Hi,
I've never had an all night.
It ends when?
Sorry if this is a stupid question.
[QUOTE=Spider916]I went to Gallery after the EB. There were a few doable girls there but not that many, most were again too fat for my taste.
There I met Marcella, a black haired Brazilian girl that speaks extremely good English. She is rather slim compared to the other girls and I guess he's around 26. She operates together with a (fake)blond Brazilian with a tattooed back.
After some drinks Marcella agreed to come to my hotel for 200 for all night. Then it turned ugly.
As soon as we were in the room she popped a Vodka for 15 € from the minibar without asking. I was not too happy about that but didn't say anything. When I put my wallet and other valuables in the safe, which I always do even if I am completely drunk, she started to act strangely and demanded that I pay her first. I showed her the money and told her that I would pay her in the morning, as agreed in the bar. She then flipped and demanded that I pay her immediately. After a heated argument I asked her to leave. She did, but not without trowing the rest of the vodka on my papers on my desk.
Does anybody know her and had similarly bad experiences?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Spider916]Tania doesn't work in Miaus anymore.
I am not sure the club still exists, in any case it's not in Rua Duke de Palmela,
No30 Apartment 3G anymore.[/QUOTE]That's true; I got a lesson to phone before going to an apartment. I went there, following someone into the building, and had an awkward challenge from a neighbor on that floor, who said the place had been closed down.
[QUOTE=Space Lemon]Hi guys,
Would appreciate some advice form the experts :-)
-Is poco an area? where is it near?
-Any good brothels or strip clubs?
-Is getting a girl off the street illegal in Portugal?
Nice to see a forum where its obvious how common place punters really are!
Thanks
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Greetings Space Lemon,
With all due respect, why did you post this in the [b]PHOTO GALLERY[/b]?
Anyway, moving one report is a 4 step procedure, so it would be easier for me if you would simply re-post this in one of the discussion threads.
In the future, please consider that the [b]PHOTO GALLERY[/b] is for posting [b]PHOTOS[/b], not travel questions, travel advice, etc.
On behalf of your fellow Forum Members, [i]Thank You![/i]
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]
Space Lemon,
"Poço" refers to the name of a street of downtown Lisbon. You'll get the exact location entering "Poço do Borratem Lisboa" in the Google Maps search box.
There are no strip clubs there. Only 2 or 3 downscale cheap brothels in the vicinity.
Prostitution in Portugal is not illegal, but also is not regulated in any way. A police officer is always present in that small street, but does not interfere with the girls business. Occasionally the police raids that street (and others) and take a few girls (illegal immigrants) for identification inside the nearby police station. A few hours past, they are working again. As long as you don't perform sex in public you should be ok on that matter...
There are several posts about Poço here in the Lisbon section. Just read them and then go and choose your romanian working girl.
Jackson,
the reason is with you as always (almost...).
Here is a report from london99 concerning unfulfilled desires this sunday night past in Lisbon. Having worked all weekend :-( and missed out on the beach and other delights (including no beer), desided to repair to Birro Alto, watch some football, get some beer and some food. Having watched 30mins of Porto followed by 45 minutes of Sporting Lisbon (both dull) I departed for food.
Highlight of the night, Va E Volte Resturante (Rua Diano de Noticies) Bife Lombo and damn good half bottle of red.
Taxi to Marquis de Pombal, for gentle walk up the street we know so well. Gallery club was shut at 11:30pm (no loss by recent reports). Night and day was open but 35 euros admission ! with 2 drinks, no way,little wavering up the street but decided noway. Evening was going to be a little entertainment, but again who knows ... ?
Briefly considered EB but again on recent reports the hill was un appealing never mind the clubs.
So where is any quality in Lisbon ? Londonman has been through the Poco and to the clubs with no success. I like the clubs and a line up. Can Night&Day justify charging 10 euro entrance extra on a Sunday compared to Friday?
[QUOTE=London99]So where is any quality in Lisbon ? [/QUOTE]
Certainly not where you went.
Try:
[url]http://www.clinicadoprazer.net/janela.php?dir=images/galeria//&id=276&evento=Helena[/url]
[url]http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?dir=images/galeria/GabrielaLisboa17Setembrode2007/&id=747&evento=Gabriela[/url]
[url]http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?dir=images/galeria/AlineLisboa17Setembrode2007/&id=746&evento=Aline[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/joana_a/index.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/pamela/index.htm[/url]
That's a fair enough sample.
Kama Leão’s advice is good and it’s interesting to see photos of his latest spare time projects...
Allow Mur to add one more link for nostalgic reasons or ‘saudades’ as they say:
[url]http://www.apartadox.com/linhacascais/janela.php?dir=../images/galeria/MilenaLisboa06Julho2007/&id=651&evento=Milena[/url]
Mur is 98% certain that this is his old sparring partner Suzi of Carcavelos, moved a couple of stations down the linha to São João de Estoril. A tall stacked blonde, she is not his preferred physical type but became a friend, not just because of her lovely BBBJ but also her kind and level-headed personality. She has teenage kids in Curitiba and works to pay for their studies, but she tells no sob-stories and does what she does with gusto. Mur would have proposed marriage; but one marriage is enough for his present life – and his next one.
Enough drivel. To give you solid advice, London, look also at the clinicas. They are in the CM and have been listed here often enough. If, as it seems, you know your way round central Lisbon, have a little Portuguese but struggle when people talk fast on the phone, and you like a ‘line-up’, a choice of chicas, these are the places where you will get what you want.
Mur never did have time for those dark smoky caverns known as clubs or ‘boites’ where you pay an entrance fee, attempt to converse over the music, buy overpriced drinks, agree to go to a motel at about 0330 when your ‘tesão’ has just expired, and then pay €200 to a girl whose appearance under harsh light, and whose behaviour once you are in the room, are totally different from what you had expected in the ‘White Elephant’.
And it is simply a scandal that such places should ask for €35 at the door, as a prelude to all the expenses to come. For €30, London, you can purchase a perfectly respectable fuck, chosen from a ‘line-up’, at Calçada Garcia 7, ‘3’, or at Avenida 5 de Outubro, 267, ‘1E’.
If these reliable lower-end brothels have closed or moved, the community needs to be informed by, among others, Kama L, to whom fraternal greetings from the city of Babylon.
I Beg to differ from Kama Leão. Those sites you offered show call girls who...
1) Most of whom speak only portuguese, not english
2) Have their pictures loaded with tonnes of photoshop making them very unreliable
3) Offer inflationed "escort" prices
4) Usually offer "pro", cold services.
As Murilloa suggested wisely, there may be exceptions to this rule, but my advice would be to stay clear from "escort" sites.
[QUOTE=Ozouville] I Beg to differ from Kama Leão. Those sites you offered show call girls who...
1) Most of whom speak only portuguese, not english [/QUOTE]
Oh yes, of course. But to find in Lisbon a sweet goddess of erotic delight who not only will invite you into her Blissdome but will also speak in the language of Marianne Faithfull, you'll have to travel far and wide...
The only exception that comes readily to mind is the amazing Luciana, from Classic Ladies. No site, though. I guess I've mentioned her 2 or 300 posts ago.
[QUOTE=Ozouville] 2) Have their pictures loaded with tonnes of photoshop making them very unreliable[/QUOTE]
Not the case with those suggested. But often true.
[QUOTE=Ozouville]3) Offer inflationed "escort" prices[/QUOTE]
Fairly standard all: 100€/1 hour.
[QUOTE=Ozouville]4) Usually offer "pro", cold services.
(...)
my advice would be to stay clear from "escort" sites. [/QUOTE]
Not the case with those suggested. But often true.
And yes, Muri (Hi!!!...), Suzi/Milena is back!
I have decided to report my relatively recent experience (about 2 weeks ago) with Sophia (sp?), from Intendente. Many here have stated the place is full of pimps, and that most of the girls are drug-users. Fair enough, but the Pozo also exhibits many of those characteristics, which hasn't stopped many gentlemen from attending it regularly. Like in most SW points around the world, the trick is to filter away the druggies (i.e, ignore) and to search for the decent-looking girls, who i assure you do exist in Intendente. Maybe not always, you may be unlucky and encounter a batch of only druggies, but when you do it will be worth it, especially considering the low prices.
I was just strolling along Admiral Reys Avenue that afternoon, after a decent meal in restaurant Portugalia, when I saw in the distance in the Intendente area a tall, slim girl standing around. I walked across to her, and through sign language managed to work out that her name was Sophia and that the price was 20€, 1 pop. I accepted her offer, and up we went a nearby building into a small bedroom. While it obviously wasn't the best session I've had, it was certainly very good. Very GFE, she let me do DATY, DFK and gave me BBBJ, which was a rather pleasant surprise. She didn't rush the time at all either. While her body was very slim, I found no signs of drug abuse.
This is why I believe Intendente to be the best deal around in Lisbon, although like Spider previously stated before, there are definitely better areas for mongering in Europe, which is why I avoid coming here when I can.
It´s been a long time and what I have to offer is but little right now.
Butt first is first and as time runs out and I owe this site so much I will just leave yu with a little hint: Gabriel, a brazilian brunette...she does the three SIM in portuguese which means she french kisses, she sucks and lets you come without condom and she loves to give ass. [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue]
This is a 100% great girl, great attitude as long as she doesn´t despise your attitude!
Secondly I just finished my report about Peinador and I posted it on the Portuguese forum at the Porto section.
I dedicate it to great Muri, the most illustrous Pen on this board that I have ever read.
Have a great week-end.
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Zé D.,
Many thanks for the tribute -and many more thanks for your report on the surviving Portuguese-language forum which does full justice to the Hotel Peinador in Vigo, just about the best brothel Mur has ever seen.
Stictly speaking this is off limits on the Lisbon English-language board, and if only Mur had the time and talent to translate your extensive report into English here.
But suffice to say to Lisbon mongers that the Peinador is only a few hundred miles north and that it is, as our French amis say, a tourist attraction which 'vaut le voyage'.
Tell us when you plan your next 'voyage', Zé: you never know who might be up for it.
Thanks and happy fucking,
Mur
Hello all,
Long time lurker here.
Regarding Spider916's pictures, posted on the Photo Gallery.
The blonde girl's name is Micaela. She is *hot* *hot* *hot*.
It's too bad Spider916 didn't take a picture of her finest asset, her ass!
The first time I saw her i went bonkers: she had these really ultra short shorts and a white top, and both her ass and her boobs looked absolutely delicious. I was only in Poço for a BJ, and she agreed to do it for 20€.
When we got to the room, she asked me if i really didn't want to fuck, i say no, just BJ, thank you. Then she asked if I wanted her to undress, i said yes please. A good eye-full of her body made me change my mind about the no-fucking bit. As i didn't have 5€, i gave her 10€, which she didn't have change to. I told her it was alright.
Asked her if she did anal, she didn't. Said she had had men offer her 100€ for it, and she refused, she made enough money without selling off her ass. By her own admission, she is an anal virgin, and she's not the slightest bit inclined to give it a try. I just wish someone with time and patience would teach her the joys of anal sex, so she could start sharing that fine, fine booty with the rest of us mortals.
She gave me a CCBJ, and we did the rain-dance on the bed, which was great, and i didn't feel rushed.
After the deed was done, she insisted on giving me back my 5€ change.
The second time i was with her was every bit as good as the first. She remembered me, and unlike the first time, when she only gave me a little peck on the lips on our way out, she was bona-fide french-kissing me like crazy all the time we were in mish.
A bird had whispered in my ear that she was related to another Poço SW, and i asked her about it.
Get this: She's Lilly's sister. You wouldn't believe how hot I got when, while fucking her, she asked me if her sister fucked as good as her. I told her i didn't remember, and i'd have to fuck them both at the same time to be able to tell. She laughed, and didn't hint on whether or not that might happen.
To sum up, Micaela is great fun: cute, helluva body, nice to talk to, and she's not a "mercenary" like some of the other girls in that place.
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Hi everyone,
I will be spending a few days with golfing buddies at Praia del Rey next week. Needless to say, we will have time on our hands in the evenings, and thoughts will naturally turn to finding work for idle digits. We will have rental cars so heading to Lisbon and its environs will be do-able if necessary, but the nefarious plans are likely to involve taking some company back to the hotel for all nighters (or what's left of the nights!).
Any suggestions for a couple of memorable outings in Lisbon? Would going to Elefante/Black Tie be inviting a rip-off? And is Adonis Health Club still open (the web site is gone).
Thanks!
This post of Noonehere made me recall my close encounter with Micaela more than one year ago, when she was still a brunette wearing a tiny trunk top that showed most of her belly even in the coldest days under 10º C.
She is very funny, never feels cold – she said - and to my surprise she answered her phone the precise moment I was reaching the point of no return…
I was not angry at all, my shock led me to start laughing when I finished, while she stared at me not knowing what to do or say when she realised the situation. Anyway her younger sister is a better choice IMHO, but I fear they both left. Occasionally I drive by and I haven’t seen Lili or Micaela lately.
Onher Lulu,
I wouldn't bet on Elefante or others alike as a first choice. It will cost you time and money.
See Muri’s [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=624919&postcount=910[/url]
Piotr,
My second encounter with Micaela was on 31/8, about one month ago. Haven't been there since.
Off Topic: there's been some talk here about gp-pt, but i missed most of it. Do you have any idea what it's status is? Is it going to be back online anytime soon?
Cheers!
Tonight I drove by Poço – three times around the block, actually - the sisters Lili and Micaela still missing, but to keep things “balanced” the gipsy Sabina is active again, filling her cash register using in her persuasive way. It was about 10 pm and they were about 10 bored girls around.
I hope to be able make a new report on Poço here and on the gppt soon. No deadlines though.
hello fellows!
i'm interested to hear about peep show offering in lisbon area.
i noticed from the megasex sex shop web pages that they have some kind of peep show service. do you know anything about services the girls are able/willing to give in the solo cabinets? prices?
yours,
mike the great
Hi,
Just a quick "thanks" to everyone on the forum, Mur, Piotr, Spider, Ze, Lapin etc.. It's (hopefully) been invaluable as I head out to LIS for 2 nights this week.
I've spent all afternoon (at work) reading the forum and feel like a LIS expert now LOL.
I have a general plan of action:
- Walk around to Poco to see whats what. Might enjoy the comforts of the Romanian house.
- Check out the Indendente/ African's arent my fav but I like the sound of that dirty place
I might try a club but they sound a bit hit and miss. Also, would love to check out a line-up clinic, thats my favorite environment. Giselle maybe..
QUESTIONS:
This is long shot given the short notice but thought I'd ask:
1. Anyone know of any action up there near the airport / Radisson SAS?
2. Transexual action? I'm a messed-up soul and like the ol' TG / TS offerings. Brazilians are well represented on the net and wondered if that's crossed to Lisbon. I guess I'll check the paper for that.
Thanks again, I'll report back my findings.
Cheers,
James
Hi Jamesn1,
Your general plan of action seems fine considering your options. Specially on Poço walk around more than once, for the scene changes often.
Giselle seems a good choice as far as I know.
You may find several ads on the paper near Raddison. Look for Telheiras area.
On transsexual action you are right about Brazilians, see [url]www.desejos.net[/url] among others.
Enjoy your stay.
piotr
Hi all,
I'm just back from 2 nights in Lisbon and here's my report. As per my previous post, I found info on the forum very helpful. Hopefully this will help the first time visitor looking for some action.
LE CHATEAU
Started my exploring getting out at Marques de Pompal metro and checking out "Le Chateau" which according to this forum is a "massage parlour" type
place with a choice of girls. No luck though.
I went there about 9pm. Dead, no answer, no lights on.
I believe I had the right address (23 Camilo Castelo Branco, 1st floor)
Above a Chinese restaurant?
[url]http://*******.com/2xq7th[/url]
CONDE DE REDONDO
I then walked down the road to Conde de Redondo which was mentioned in the forum. Ignore this, I can't this ever being true. There was no one there, its a busy commercial road. Forget it.
[url]http://*******.com/ys8stj[/url]
INTERDENTE
Walked along Jacinta Matro and popped out at Anjos Metro and walked down to Intendente. Took me a while to find the action, skirting around the side streets. By my goodness, I knew I was in the "right" place once I saw it.
The location is here: [url]http://*******.com/29sadj[/url]
This place was not nice at 10pm. Not sure what its like during the day. Much the same I'd expect. Drug users with needles in doorways. 30 African pimps and other loons around. Very few women on show. I walked into the square and turned around. I walked down Benformoso, right down to Martim Moniz Metro. That was not a nice walk, dodgy people everywhere.
POCO
Walked down to Poco from there and thanks to the many reports I pretty much knew what to expect. I saw about 5 girls hanging around on the one stretch of street. Nothing elsewhere (I looped right around). Location is here: [url]http: //*******.com/27pxzt[/url]
Aside from being "clipped" for 20 quid behind Kings Cross in 1995, this is the worst value experience ever! Mmmmm just FEEL that authentic rip-off. I approached a very cute slim Romanian.
She said sex was EUR 50. I'd done my research and you guys have paid EUR 20+5 for the room. So I suggested 30 and make sure that the room was included in the price. She huffed a bit and accepted.
I climbed the 5 floors. BIG NEWS GUYS. The entire staircase is brand new pine floorboards. Not the decrepit ones you have known.
Got into the room, I got undressed, she held my CK in her hand on the bed and asked for a further 30 EUROS. I said no way, we agreed EUR 30 only. She wasnt budging so I argued a bit (hard to do in the nude with a girl holding your ck! ) I agreed 20 extra and I then "enjoyed" about 1 min of BJ I then wanted to get her top off, that was an extra EUR5! I sucked and played with her and after 15 mins I made her cum. As soon as that happened she sat bolt upright and said the time was up and I needed to pay another EUR 50 for sex. Well, that's just not cricket eh. Tip: don't make 'them cum, leave 'them hanging! I was THIS close to climax but I resisted as that would have probably cost me too! I said no, put my clothes on and said nothing and left. Not worth the argument I could see how it would pan out. It's all experience eh!
The funny thing was, I'd read near exact experience from someone else on this forum, so I saw it coming. Like a car crash in slow motion!
Next day, I went for quality...
GIZELLE ESCORTS
[url]www.gizelle-escorts.com[/url]
This was excellent, I would have returned a 2nd time if I had time.
I LOVED the line up. You get shown to a lounge and the girls come through the curtain one by one, kiss you on both cheeks and say their name. I think there was about 10 to choose from. Amazing. All were attractive, I would have happy had any of them. I went with Marina who was very nice. Her pics on the site.
Proper french kissing. Totally nude, nice oral, 3 sex positions.
Absolutely NO English which made it interesting. Very friendly.
Paid EUR80 for 30 mins (was also offered EUR150 for an hour)
Location, 47 Avenida da Republica, 9th floor, Button "D"
NOTE - elsewhere on this forum its down as 49 & 45 on av republica, this is incorrect, its 47. Location: [url]http://*******.com/ys3dbp[/url]
I also took a turn around the Technical University ( Technico)
[url]http://*******.com/2hleqy[/url]
Street Walkers all around the University. I counted about 15 at 9pm
Varying quality. I was tempted but was a been concerned about sexual health and thought better of it.
Other things I found out:
"Night & Day", "Elephante Branco" etc.. Where are these?? I never saw them I couldnt find the addresses on the forum anywhere.
I rang/texted several normal & "travesti" escorts and NONE of them have any english. Makes locations & price hard to understand.
Lisbon is hilly & has slippery pavements!
Lovely place though.
I hope this helps you if you are coming soon.
Thanks again for the input on the forum.
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Hi Jamesn1,
Very interesting your report. Congratulations. Let me say something about:
Le Chateau – You have the right address, it’s even on their site [url]http://www.lechateau23.com/[/url] probably they closed early.
Conde de Redondo – Probably you walked the wrong section. Places like "Night & Day" are just there. "Elefante Branco" is on Rua Luciano Cordeiro just around the corner. Bad luck, or maybe not!
Intendente – I think you got the right impression. By day the scene is considerably lighter – much less males and drugs.
Poço – Probably you picked Sabina that as Muri says, has a spreadsheet between her ears. Nice romanian gipsy, but undoable. I’ve been twice with her (just to confirm) and it was a waste. She has photos posted on the photo section of this forum:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php? P=481755&postcount=31[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php? P=486694&postcount=37[/url]
If you care to confirm that she was the one.
Yesterday I had a fine massage, as I have almost weekly, usually with the same masseuse Mariana that I mentioned on an earlier report.
When I was leaving the place, she handed me her phone asking me to speak in English to a foreign potential client that was calling her. Well, that was a first for me. Anyway, I passed him the needed information and left, thinking he probably thought I was her pimp or so. Well I’m not! I am just a regular client, perhaps a bit "special" given the fact that I’m a "frequent flyer".
But I thought he was you, Jamesn1, enjoying your announced trip to Lisbon. After all, it seems that some other fellow (from Sweden) read about her, probably here. I later called her just to know that he showed up. Eheh!
[QUOTE=Piotr]Poço – Probably you picked Sabina that as Muri says, has a spreadsheet between her ears… nice romanian gipsy, but undoable. I’ve been twice with her (just to confirm) and it was a waste. She has photos posted on the photo section of this forum:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=481755&postcount=31[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=486694&postcount=37[/url]
if you care to confirm that she was the one.[/QUOTE]Thanks Piotr,
Yes I can indeed confirm it was Sabina! Bad choice on my part eh. But she WAS very cute.
Cheers
Yes, she's a very attractive young woman and always stands out in the Poço among her compatriots, who range from the gorgeous through the pretty to the charming to the absolutely undoable.
But she ticks away racking up additional charges like the meter on a taxicab.
Funny thing is, that the times Mur took those photos of her, she had negotiated every detail of the performance - she practically charged an extra €5 for the time he took to remove his tie... but did not demand any extra dinheiro for the pics. So perhaps vanity is the key to her character.
Fuck, but anyone who looks like that has a right to vanity.
Mur still planning his return trip. It would go sonething like:
0930: hotel breakfast €15
1100: Sabina's first gentleman visitor in the Poço. If she's not there, Katarina. €30
1200-1400: boozy lunch in Chiado, with best English friend (non-monger, or so he claims) and best Portuguese friend (full time monger, he tells us) €150
1420: Yellow train to Carcavelos €1.50
1500: Long session with Suzi €75
1730: train back to Cais do Sodré €1.50
1750: taxi to hotel €6
1800-2000: siesta €0
2030: Diana's last gentleman visitor in MK €100
2200: Seafood snack at marisquiera in Almirante Reis €20
2300: Dangerous and squalid fuck with black babe in Intendente €20
2330: Back to hotel on foot €0
2400 midnight: Die of stroke, while attempting to masturbate. Last words, "Ohhhhh, Diana, yes, here it is, babe !" €0
1100 next day: Cremation attended by every wh*re in Lisbon, every member of the British ex-pat community, and every contributor to the (also deceased) gp-pt forum. €5,000 paid by ex Mrs Mur - hah!
Boa noite and let's all keep dreaming,
Mur
[QUOTE=Jamesn1]GIZELLE ESCORTS
[url]www.gizelle-escorts.com[/url]
(...)
(was also offered EUR150 for an hour)[/QUOTE]
Great place. One of the best in Lisbon. But, sadly, trying to rip you off: the standard fee there, for 1 hour, has ALWAYS been 100€.
[QUOTE=Kama Leão]Great place. One of the best in Lisbon. But, sadly, trying to rip you off: the standard fee there, for 1 hour, has ALWAYS been 100€.[/QUOTE]Kama Leao, just paying 100€ for a session in Lisbon is already pretty retarded. So sad to say, with you being a native and all, you're the one being ultimately ripped off.
Giselle is seriously overrated in my opinion. Been there a few times, not going back in the near future.
It is interesting to note that getting laid in Lisbon doesn't really have to involve expensive, paid (and usually poor-quality) sex.
The city boasts some discos, a few in the Alkantara area and a few in the Liña Cascais area which are fairly decent places for chatting up women. Given my somewhat respectable age and of course the language barrier, I have only had some modest success in my endeavours, but I seriously believe that anyone with some fluency in the local language and who doesn't look like the hunchback of Notre Dame will be a very happy man indeed.
Best of luck to everyone on their endeavours, and enjoy the nightlife.
So after much debate and some serious personal and business problems I am going to move from the party town of Budapest (with some nice lookers and a major number of absolute cunts) to Lisboa come Jan 2008
I have a place near the Jesus Statue (is that correct)
Is there action around that part of town (Rua da Vale) etc
See you soon lads
Muri, we will have to party sir, you sound like a riot
"Party on Wayne"
Hey guys!
Check out this website in Lisbon, next time you go there:
[url]www.escort-lisbon.com[/url]
A bit expensive but it's worth it.
And they just do outcalls.
Be cool
[quote=mike the great]hello fellows!
i'm interested to hear about peep show offering in lisbon area.
i noticed from the megasex sex shop web pages that they have some kind of peep show service. do you know anything about services the girls are able/willing to give in the solo cabinets? prices?
yours,
mike the great[/quote]hey mike!
i know just the place. the name's "pim's", it's in lisbon, in a area called graça. prices i don't recall, i was too wasted that night. the place is small n a bit scary, but with the right amount of liqueur u wont even notice!
enjoy "compadre"
es (enjoysex)
[QUOTE=Ozouville] Kama Leao, just paying 100€ for a session in Lisbon is already pretty retarded. So sad to say, with you being a native and all, you're the one being ultimately ripped off.[/QUOTE]
So sad to say you should do something about your reading ability: I was refering to Gizelle's standard fee and only Gizelle's standard fee.
[QUOTE=Ozouville]Giselle is seriously overrated in my opinion. Been there a few times, not going back in the near future. [/QUOTE]
That's a different subject: Gizelle's not perfect, far from it; but, in comparison with other similar places, it's still one of the best. Though I have to confess that I haven't visited it for quite a few months.
[QUOTE=Belvaros]I have a place near the Jesus Statue (is that correct)
[/QUOTE]
Is that ALMADA?...
Not my turf, sorry. But surely someone here will help. Try to be more specific.
[QUOTE=Kama Leão]So sad to say you should do something about your reading ability: I was refering to Gizelle's standard fee and only Gizelle's standard fee.
That's a different subject: Gizelle's not perfect, far from it; but, in comparison with other similar places, it's still one of the best. Though I have to confess that I haven't visited it for quite a few months.[/QUOTE]Rest assured, I can read perfectly, Kama. But let me see if I understood correctly; You claim the other guy was ripped off in Gizelle in terms of pricing. Nevertheless, you claim you haven't visited it in months.
Who's the guy with the mental problem here?
Do try to make some minimally productive posts next time, my dear Kama.
We're all waiting for them.
[quote=mike the great]hello fellows!
i'm interested to hear about peep show offering in lisbon area.
i noticed from the megasex sex shop web pages that they have some kind of peep show service. do you know anything about services the girls are able/willing to give in the solo cabinets? prices?
yours,
mike the great[/quote]and you also have a place called "animatógrafo do rossio". it´s downtown lisbon. one of my babes told me about this one, don't know if it's any good mate.
be cool
es (enjoysex)
[QUOTE=Ozouville] You claim the other guy was ripped off in Gizelle in terms of pricing. Nevertheless, you claim you haven't visited it in months.
Who's the guy with the mental problem here?[/QUOTE]
Mental?!!!... I meant a "reading problem", that's an educational handicap, not a mental one. Anyway, you don't need to have been to Iraq to know there's a war going on there. I don't need to have been to Gizelle to know their rates haven't changed. Which they haven't.
[QUOTE=Ozouville]Do try to make some minimally productive posts next time, my dear Kama.
We're all waiting for them. [/QUOTE]
57 and counting. Go read them. It'll do you (and your little friend) lots of good.
Gentlemen, the Lisbon board has endured quiet moments, and also boring moments, often provided by the murilloan verbal diarrhoea – but it has been one of the few provinces of the Jacksonian Empire which has never broken out into tribal warfare.
So, let’s keep it that way.
Ozouville is welcome as a relative newcomer and Kama L has no need to establish his credentials, for here and on the Portuguese forums he has been a fountain of wit, wisdom, and (what we are all here for) information.
Other Kama-fountain stories we will leave to the ladies of the Wayang centre in the biblically named Rua Madalena.
Talking of information, and still planning a return trip, what can any Lixboeta, native or temporary, tell us about two ladies of similar age (20) working at opposite ends of the price scale?
It is rumoured that Maria Porto, renowned author and nationally celebrated courtesan, will be in Lisbon on the 12th November, the same date as Muri’s all-but-certain visit.
Is this so?
And allowing for the fact that her site, her blog and her online photos portray an extremely appetising and intelligent young lady, is there anyone out there who has fucked her and can swear that the €150 was a good investment?
Now a fellow countryman, another subject of Her Majesty who conceals his furtive mongering under a flimsy cloak of respectability as he goes his hypocritical way among the expatriates of Cascais – anyway this good friend has advised Mur not to miss out on a certain ‘Monica’ of Avenida October 267, where a mere €30 buys access to the portals of paradise.
Has any one of you enjoyed her? She is, we are told, half Spanish, half Portuguese, with a fine command of two other major international languages, English and Cowgirl.
Any advice will be welcome from the troops on the ground in lovely Lisbon, where we are also reliably informed that the autumn weather is beautiful.
Meu deus, merda, pa - Muri hates spelling errors as much as Sabina hates a parsimonious punter - and he wrote 'Lixboeta' instead of 'Lisboeta' in his last effusion.
But instead of correcting it, he allows it to stand as a shakespearian coinage - 'LIXboeta' is, of course the name for a resident of Portugal's capital who frequents the Poço, the Técnico, Restelo and Intendente in search of bargain-basement babes.
For non-Portugese speakers this is far from the only place where you will learn that 'lixo' (trash) and 'luxo' (luxury) are just one letter apart in the language of Camões and Cristiano Ronaldo.
Guess Cristiano isn't fucking too many 'lixo' babes these days, although in the gloriously freaky world of sexuality, you never know... perhaps he's taking Sir Alex Ferguson up the arse even as I write..
[QUOTE=Murilloa]Gentlemen, the Lisbon board has endured quiet moments, and also boring moments, often provided by the murilloan verbal diarrhoea – but it has been one of the few provinces of the Jacksonian Empire which has never broken out into tribal warfare.
So, let’s keep it that way.
Ozouville is welcome as a relative newcomer and Kama L has no need to establish his credentials, for here and on the Portuguese forums he has been a fountain of wit, wisdom, and (what we are all here for) information..[/QUOTE]
All is cool, calm and collected at KL manor, Muri-Squire.
[QUOTE=Murilloa] Other Kama-fountain stories we will leave to the ladies of the Wayang centre in the biblically named Rua Madalena.[/QUOTE]
The very place for which the words "Pleasure Dome" were coined!... Got the hint... a post is surely due. Stay tuned.
Sadly, no info on the two lasses you yearn for...
Ok, then...
1) be warned, it's not cheap: the sensuous massages go from 80 € up to 220€ (see the site menu);
2) the place is absolutely amazing: a very beautiful and spacious massage parlour in R. da Madalena (near the infamous Poço and leading into the Praça da Figueira square) decorated in "ethnic/exotic" style (flawless taste, believe me), literally carved in the ancient stone of the original building; several massage cabinets with bathtub, jacuzzi and wondrous wooden doors like those of Olde Lisbon's medieval legend. Sheer luxury!
3) You are received by a young blue-eyed Goddess with a French accent that has your knees trembling in no time. Harbour no sinful intentions about Her, though: She's just the guardian of the temple. She informs you about everything Wayang has on offer (by then, you already barely hear her...). As soon as you choose the massage (not the masseuse), the actual priestess that will be celebrating the joys of your flesh arrives (in a black blouse and sarong), offers you a fruit juice and leads you into the heavenly dungeon.
4) You walk down the stairs, undress, she offers you a set of sealed towels and a sarong and leads you to the bathroom where you find a generous choice of shampoos.
5) I chose "Massagem Shambala Clássica"
([url]http://lisboa.wayangcenter.com/pt/servicios.htm[/url])
Quick translation: 60 MINUTES IN HEAVEN'S MOST BLISSFUL QUARTERS!
Warm water and oil massage on the tatami with intimate contact with the masseuse's body (by then wearing only a tiny thong) - no penetration, just prolonged, endless, delightful body-to-body, skin-to-skin rubbing -, then to the massage bed/table (?) where you go in and out of nirvana for a million times and when the final hand-relief is experienced it is only the last step in an ascending series of swooning plateaux. That's the moment you feel you could die a happy man, there and then.
6) The Goddess covers you with a clean towel and leaves you to rest for a few minutes. Back to the final shower, a set of pricey perfumes at your choice, and you dress to face the suddenly welcoming world outside - having sipped before a warm fruit-flavoured goodbye-tea, again in the company of the French Fairy who asks for your opinion about the experience you've just had (to say that, looking at her and reminiscing about the previous hour, you're pathetically lost for words is nothing short of an understatement) and sets your mind on the dangerous "should-I-stay-or-should-I-go" dilema. But you do go. And, for a tiny moment in cosmic time, you almost believe there's a kind and friendly god somehere. Then, you step into the Poço and collide head-on with the cruel, harsh reality of Sabina and her proletarian friends doing the "trottoir". That's class-struggle for you.
[url]http://lisboa.wayangcenter.com/pt/index.htm[/url]
PS - my masseuse was a tender, soft, kind, gentle, serenely pretty Portuguese brunette. But don't expect me to remember her name. The mind wanders...
I’ve been reading the Portuguese section of this forum for at least three years now. My debt to Muri is just too big to be mentioned. It starts with his wonderful writing and ends up with Diana, that extraordinary princess I’ve been regularly fucking for almost two years.
Two suggestions, then. Bianca Melo is a young southern Brazilian, very pretty, very elegant, small-breasted, petite, with an amazing ass. Her skin is very white and very soft, her breasts and **** rosy. Physically speaking, she is an enhanced version of Diana, even if she doesn’t have the same charm (and doesn’t share the shower with you). She is clever, almost too clever for my taste, as she is really bent on making money. Half an hour will be charged at 100 €, which I see as extortion, and an hour at 150 €, which is simply out of my reach. She’ll entertain you at an apartment at Expo, which for me is halfway to Oporto.
Twice I have travelled the distance to be so extorted.
She is soft, and tender, and lovely. You’ll find her here, under the name of Nicole.
[url]http://nicolemelo.com/inicio.php[/url]
My other suggestion is at the other end of the scale – the colour scale, that is. Tânia, the dark black 19-year-old girl from Guiné, has more than once been mentioned in this forum. She is every bit as nice as our colleagues tell us, and perhaps a bit more. She’s charming, intelligent, nice, with the body of a top model. The bad thing is, from the beginning of October she’s nowhere to be found, as she left the house near Técnico. Good thing she did, as the place is filthy. I wonder if someone can locate her, to Muri’s pleasure, and mine.
Thanks.
and a few more words: your suggestions are perfectly fascinating.. but so is Diana.
A recent contributor here suggested that she is on the downhill slide with a drug habit... so if Mur does manage a Lisbon flying visit next week, he will run like an anxious lover to MK, to ensure that beautiful Diana is still fit, trim, thin, but not unhealthy.
Rasko, when did you last see her, and did she seem happy and healthy?
Did you get a handjob in the end of massage?Was you naked under the massage?
[QUOTE=Kama Leão]Ok, then...
1) be warned, it's not cheap: the sensuous massages go from 80 € up to 220€ (see the site menu);
2) the place is absolutely amazing: a very beautiful and spacious massage parlour in R. da Madalena (near the infamous Poço and leading into the Praça da Figueira square) decorated in "ethnic/exotic" style (flawless taste, believe me), literally carved in the ancient stone of the original building; several massage cabinets with bathtub, jacuzzi and wondrous wooden doors like those of Olde Lisbon's medieval legend. Sheer luxury!
3) You are received by a young blue-eyed Goddess with a French accent that has your knees trembling in no time. Harbour no sinful intentions about Her, though: She's just the guardian of the temple. She informs you about everything Wayang has on offer (by then, you already barely hear her...). As soon as you choose the massage (not the masseuse), the actual priestess that will be celebrating the joys of your flesh arrives (in a black blouse and sarong), offers you a fruit juice and leads you into the heavenly dungeon.
4) You walk down the stairs, undress, she offers you a set of sealed towels and a sarong and leads you to the bathroom where you find a generous choice of shampoos.
5) I chose "Massagem Shambala Clássica"
([url]http://lisboa.wayangcenter.com/pt/servicios.htm[/url])
Quick translation: 60 MINUTES IN HEAVEN'S MOST BLISSFUL QUARTERS!
Warm water and oil massage on the tatami with intimate contact with the masseuse's body (by then wearing only a tiny thong) - no penetration, just prolonged, endless, delightful body-to-body, skin-to-skin rubbing -, then to the massage bed/table (?) where you go in and out of nirvana for a million times and when the final hand-relief is experienced it is only the last step in an ascending series of swooning plateaux. That's the moment you feel you could die a happy man, there and then.
6) The Goddess covers you with a clean towel and leaves you to rest for a few minutes. Back to the final shower, a set of pricey perfumes at your choice, and you dress to face the suddenly welcoming world outside - having sipped before a warm fruit-flavoured goodbye-tea, again in the company of the French Fairy who asks for your opinion about the experience you've just had (to say that, looking at her and reminiscing about the previous hour, you're pathetically lost for words is nothing short of an understatement) and sets your mind on the dangerous "should-I-stay-or-should-I-go" dilema. But you do go. And, for a tiny moment in cosmic time, you almost believe there's a kind and friendly god somehere. Then, you step into the Poço and collide head-on with the cruel, harsh reality of Sabina and her proletarian friends doing the "trottoir". That's class-struggle for you.
[url]http://lisboa.wayangcenter.com/pt/index.htm[/url]
PS - my masseuse was a tender, soft, kind, gentle, serenely pretty Portuguese brunette. But don't expect me to remember her name. The mind wanders...[/QUOTE]
Muri,
It’s been two months since I’ve last seen Diana. She sure was thin by then – too skinny for my taste: very small breasts, a bit of a child’s body. No signs of needles, of course. But whether she does, or does not, make use of other non-injectable drugs, I have no idea. I suppose she’s no model of a healthy life-style.
But I am afraid all that’s beside the point now, as I have tried to call Mirage Klub and they’re not answering. Things seemed to be on the slow side there for some time, so I suspect the place just shut down.
Nordboer,
I tried the massage at Wayang.
[url]http://wayangcenter.com/[/url]
The place seems to be a franchise of a Spanish brand. It is really very comfortable and well decorated – even the music is in fact relaxing. The moment you walk in the door, you feel transported to a different world. I enjoyed the Thai massage (140€), by a pretty Portuguese girl called Ana. I spent two hours there, if you include a shower before and another one afterwards. It did make me feel good on a bad day. And yes, you’re naked during the massage (the masseuse wears only panties), and yes, she gives you the most fantastic handjob in the end.
It is expensive, tourist-geared. I see it as a one-time experience, and I am recommending it to friends, but not planning to go back myself.
Good news on Diana's front, as a friend found her at New Center (Av. Marquês de Tomar, nº33). I've seen her and she seemed healthy, and happy, even. Still thin, of course.
tel. [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue].
No news on Tânia, though. A shame, but no one seems to be able to help, neither here nor on the Portuguese forums. A real pity, as I did like her the first time.
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Thank you, Raskolnikov, for taking the trouble to post the good news. Goodness knows when, if ever, Muri will see Diana again, but she's a young woman who reached what is left of his heart as well as what is left of his dick. Long may she remain thin-but-healthy... and happy.
So has MK died? Wonder what became of the mama-san, horny plump blonde Rute, certainly an ex-professional herself, still worth a ride, and a great friend and confidante of our lovely Diana.
Dear fellow mongerers,
I am coming by the end of next week for couple of days to Lisbon, but I am coming with my wife. Therefore I think I need a hotel very next to Poco, does anyone know one? What other options I have for a quickie, been doing a lots of RTTF and I think is the best I found.
[QUOTE=Vompat]Dear fellow mongerers,
I am coming by the end of next week for couple of days to Lisbon, but I am coming with my wife. Therefore I think I need a hotel very next to Poco, does anyone know one? What other options I have for a quickie, been doing a lots of RTTF and I think is the best I found.[/QUOTE]
Downtown Lisbon you may find several hotels within walking distance from Poço.
The nearest - perhaps too near... - is Hotel Lisboa Tejo, 20 meters from the entrance to the pensão where the romanians take their "sponsors". Another 100 meters you have Hotel Mundial (good restaurant with a fine view). Go to google maps and look for hotels around "Praça da Figueira".
Enjoy!
Piottr, Thanks a lot, Mundial booked. Will report after.
Longing for the real thing, I found a lighter, older version of Tânia. Thays Monteiro is a dark mulatta from Brazil in her late twenties. Her ancestry is probably more of an Angolan extraction than from the heart of darkness. She’s pretty, tall and very elegant; only drawback, for me, are the silicone tits. Besides, she’s probably the most easygoing, nice-talking lady I ever met in this trade. Absolutely nothing to do with most of the Brazilian girls you find in Portal Privado. And polite, too.
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/thays_m/index.htm[/url]
She charges 60€ for half an hour at her apartment in Telheiras, but does not keep an eye on the watch. She doesn’t really kiss (only quite frustrating «selos»), does CBJ and I am not sure about the rear entrance, as I did not try it.
She does not ask for the money in advance and gives you, on the whole, quite a pleasant experience. 7/10 on sex, 9/10 on the talking bits.
Hi,
How is that Poco anyway these days? I red the whole Lissabon threath and before was many reports about it but not recently. What would be the best time to go?
Muri's information is that the Poço is essentially unchanged: well, not quite unchanged, for apparently the entrance and staircase up to the pensão have undergone a much-neeeded refurbishment.
Otherwise, faces come and faces go, but the Poço's tradition, dating back more than a thousand years, is unbroken. Any time between mid day and 9pm, you may try your luck.
If you arrive and find the place deserted apart from some elderly locals, do not despair, this only means that the Romanian babes and the cops are having one of their little games of cat-and-mouse at the taxpayer's expense. Wait for twenty minutes or so for the police to go for a smoke and a coffee, and you'll see the girls drifting back to action stations.
Be sure to report back: Mur is living Lisbon vicariously just now, but other mongers need up to date information.
Thanks Muri, I will certainly report. Another thing that I managed to do sometimes with my wife is, that I start to complain back pains and I need massage. What would be a kind of place that look like a normal massage salon but give extras or is actually a ***** house? Is there such?
[QUOTE=Vompat]Thanks Muri, I will certainly report. Another thing that I managed to do sometimes with my wife is, that I start to complain back pains and I need massage. What would be a kind of place that look like a normal massage salon but give extras or is actually a ***** house? Is there such?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=664481&postcount=984[/url]
... now I remember, her name is Ana; she's still there, I've returned and enjoyed her once again...
Having said that I wouldn’t go back to Wayang because I wouldn’t have the money, it took me only three weeks to break the vow. The first time, I did the Thai massage (one hour on a tatami) and was entertained by Ana – a soft, tender, Portuguese girl loved by everybody. She’s pretty in an unassuming way; not a knock-out. The second time, I did the Shambala classic (it starts in a tub, then to a massage bed; total time one hour) with a Thai girl called Nina. Nina is pretty, elegant, but her breasts are very small and not so beautiful – the usual kind in oriental girls.
Shambala is 160€, Thai 140€. Both were nice, but I preferred my first experience (Thai with Ana). Trouble with Ana is, I easily picture myself falling in love with her, and I can’t afford that (literally). No such danger with Nina, who at some point commanded:
« - Time’s up, you gotta finish».
« - It’s your fault if I haven’t, *****», I replied.
As a matter of fact I said no such thing; she commanded me to ejaculate and I just obliged.
Can some one send me Diana's number please?
Hi guys,
I really enjoyed my time in Lissabon forum, it was great, thank you. Hope to come back one day.
Sunday afternoon about 3 I found Poco, withouth this forum I would never minded that little peace of street. There were about 8 girls, 4s and 5s I would say and one 8; Sabina. I got so excited to find her after everything I read about her here. So I knew she is going to ask more money upstairs. Agreed 25 for F & S, upstairs she said it is only for F, S would be 25 more, agreed 20 more. Bit mechanical but still good, I was not looking for GFE actually. She is a beautiful girl but she has a moustache! Why does she not get rid of it? That is something I dont like.
Later I walked to Intedente direction, some really beautyful black SWs there.
Monday afternoon I poped to Poco again, did not see Sabina but there were couple of other doable looking girls, did not do anyone.
Hotel Mundial was Ideally located for my purposes, thanks for the hint.
Interesting. Glad we could all be useful.
Sabrina's moustache used to come and go: no idea how she dealt with it.
In contrast, the moustache between her slender firm and shapely thighs was always rigorously shaved.
Her mercenary attitude, as we had forewarned you, is a permanent feature.
But meu deus, what a sexy young woman: why can she not come to warm Muri's bed in wintry London?