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[B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] is priceless.
Enjoy the full-benefits of [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] for only US $20! It's well worth the investment. The investment into your male-female relations.
Developing friendships with other members; gaining insight from others; viewing the photo gallery of 70,000 plus; banner free viewing; and any new improvement to the forumn will be US $20 well-spent.
I, Meat Loaf, cannot promote the benefits of [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] enough, but can and will continue reaping its rewards.
[B]Meat Loaf[/B]
So one of the lucky ladies from last week that I blessed with "Meat Loaf" was seen last night. While spending time with some "new" carnales in their neighborhood, we held down the neighborhood corner store (pulperia.) I witnessed her walking towards the store and thought, "how small the world is." She made her purchases of eggs, bread, and leche: During her transaction she turned around and saw it was I, Meat Loaf.
Immediately upon seeing my handsome-self she walked over with instructions: Don't tell anyone that you know me from the wh*rehouse seven (7) blocks away. I live in this neighborhood, just a few houses down. My reply was of course not. Then she asks in a loud voice for everyone to hear if I was at the wh*erhouse earlier.
The ass was lackluster and will not be sampled again. Since I know her 'hood hopefully she'll give me some free advertising on how juicy and good the "Meat Loaf" is so that I may keep my expenses low.
In Nicaragua, someone may tell you that they are a doctor, lawyer, of other professional, but they too are freelancers in wh*reism.
For the past week I've molested (groped) a hefty heffer for free. She always would remind me that the p*ssy is for sale, but I'm too cheap to rent p*ssy at the going rate. Instead, I offer sex-employment opportunities on a weekly salaried basis.
Her skin is beautiful, but plenty. Her face is gorgeous, but chubby. Her personality is amable (pleasant.) Her wardrobe is nice. In sum, she's alright, except for the weight- 250 plus!
While drinking beer I enjoy a piece of p*ssy in my hand; a breast in my hand; or my d*ck in their hand. After two (2) weeks of the above exchange I fealt guilty. I fealt that I should give the girl some financial compensation.
After making a run to the ATM to load-up the bolsillos (pockets) I returned to thw casa de citas (wh*rehouse.) The wh*res were hungry. (Everyone is broke due to the long weekend for the mayoral elections.) Over the past two (2) weeks I have not seen her get rented so I fealt (possible mispelled) sorry for her.
At her side I asked if she wanted to suck some d*ck for 30-minutes or one-hour. She replied whatever I wanted as long as I rent the p*ssy.
Understand, I don't mind f*cking mediocre b*tches 'cause as the customer I'm always correct and can't be wrong. Besides, the wh*res like it when I help someone who's not making any money- charity.
I purchased one hour of p*ssy access 'cause the p*ssies, two, I wanted were not available. We entered the room and I derobed. The Loaf was average. She derobed and I witnessed more roles than Pilsbury. Don't laugh 'cause most of you guys are fat and sloppy too, yet those "hot" girls still f*ck you. Don't be judgemental!
She layed next to me and I began fingering her p*ssy. Experience has taught me that fat girls can suck good d*ck due to their fat mouths and their lust for placing anything into their mouths- ie. food. Her p*ssy was hot. Her p*ssy had chubby lips. Her p*ssy had a little hair. Her p*ssy was deep. She spread those legs wide open so I could finger her with three (3) dedos (fingers.) After analyzing her lust, I roled on top of her.
I placed the Meat Loaf inside that womb. I layed pipe in her. It was hard work manuevering 250 pounds. It was hard work but doable. Early-on I was hitting places inside her p*ssy that she didn't know existed. I excavated her womb like noone ever has or does. I gave her the first orgasm. Her eyes were so happy for my d*ck skills. Her passion was so high for the Meat Loaf. Her desire for more Meat Loaf access was stated through non-verbal communication.
Meat Loaf offers all of the women, worldwide, a 2-to-1 guarantee: Meat Loaf gives all women the first two (2) orgasm before he gets one (1.) They like that.
After her first I rested for three minutes. I gave her the second. During intermission we discussed how I have "dick control." Meat Loaf can regulate when he cums. Hoes like "dick control." They all get impressed by a man that guarantees 2 orgams before earning his first. They remember dick of such caliber.
After I shot my load we conversed where her true personality was shared along with contact information.
(She was referred to me by another wh*re who I fucked last week so this was a "see-it to believe-it fuck: She wanted to see if what the other girl said was true. And it was and is.) She did state that I'm too confident and boast too much about how good the dick is, but she validated it as being true. There is no better feeling than when a female compliments the quality of your dick and how she wants unlimited access to it. It's an everyday thing for Meat Loaf.
From 18 to 80, blind, cripple, and crazy is the criteria of whom shall be blessed with Meat Loaf.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Yesterday I decided to break-in some p*ssy so I rented this 22 year old w/ braids and a skinny body. My meat wasn't working after drinking 3 bottles of rum and playing dominoes with the fellas at the brothel. Nonetheless I tried. My performance was mediocre and I did shoot a load. Wanting to really bust this girl in I went to the farmacy and bought the pill. I returned and she was scared. She complained that her body hurt. I told the the owner and pimped her. We went into the room for another 1-hour session. She was bullsh*tting. I got frustrated. She ran from the room. I looked around for the normal wh*respects, but everyone was gone. I went looking for La Chela y La Morena but they were not at work. I returned home with some stiff wood.
Agenda for today starting in two hours is to bust open four (4) girls at the brothel including my old employee from last year. I drinking lots of water and trying to maintain my energy. None of the current crop of girls have been with me except two and one has been cock-blocking hard. The other is cool, sucks a mean d*ck, and has some deep and juicy guts that I really enjoyed beating-up three (3) times a day until she tried to scam me for an abortion.[/QUOTE]
This b*tch loves talking sh*t. You know those type of girls that always like to start nonsense just to have something to do. Well, this little punk-ass-***** is one of those girls.
At times it's hard to hold my tongue, but I must remember that I am the customer and she is the sex-worker. She is the human being renting p*ssy not to the highest bidder, but to any bidder. She is the one for rent and not I. With this "reality check" I am able / empowered to tolerate her nonsense.
As with any female, when their purses are void of money they become very nice and very friendly. It is at these times that I, the wolf, prey upon the sheep.
Since this first episode I've porked her two (2) times both of little satisfaction. It is fun watching her eyes water as I ram "Rock Hard D*ck" into her vicho (p*ssy.) She can never fulfill our allotted time of 60-minutes.
Although she talks a tremendous amount of bullsh*t, the other wh*res know that I'm packing and damaging p*ssies as demonstrated and verified by the above skank. I guess now is the time that I should start busting loads upon her face and / or accidentally fall into her culo (as*hole) the next time she's broke and no other customers are around.
It has been said to me by sex-industry workers that "Johns," "tricks," or "mongers" are worse than the prostitues they crave. After many thoughts I may agree with this analysis in part.
For some "p*ssy providers" it is purely a "job" of survival or subsistence. Granted, there are those "hoes" that are purely motivated by financial greed, drugs, or total contempt for the male gender, but depending upon your "circle of holes" they may be the former.
As a guy who gets more tail than Wilt Chamberlin- 3,000 plus life-to-date- this may be true. For me, banging more women than the "Brady Bunch" has in their house if fun: I enjoy giving women the "Best F*ck of Their Lives!" I enjoy watching their eyes roll back into their head or witnessing them get big. I enjoy hearing the heavy breathing and moaning. I enjoy exploring their p*ssies discovering places they never knew existed. I enjoy exploring their sexual limits, fantasies, and lusts.
And finally, I enjoy getting the p*ssy for free after I've f*cked them with high-quality standards for a few times. After about three (3) sessions with me, we agree that they should continue earning money from "tricks," but give me the p*ssy 'cause they love getting f*cked by me! This has always been my M.O. for over 15 years.
In contrast, for the girl who rents p*ssy to "tricks," it's a job. It's a job with a horrible sexual experience. It's a job that requires they drink and smoke for hours with multiple prospective customers. It's a job with little pleasure for the female.
Homework Assignment: Allow a stripper or hooker to move-in with you. F*ck her all day as is Meat Loaf custom. Be supportive as they prepare for their work shift at the strip club, brothel, street corner, or escort agency. Welcome her back home after her tour of service. Witness their demeanor, listen to their experience at work, and compare your respective roles as her being the prostitute and you being the "John."
Now ask yourself, who is the "lower-class" person?
The best information I can give anyone is to schedule your MGA visit two or three days after the saldo (payday.) By this time everyone is broke and you will have no competition. Today is the 18 and this fact holds true. Better yet, saldos (the 1st and 15th) on Friday make the upcoming week easy pickings.
Seven (7) *****s sat around wondering where there next meal is going to come from; where their children's next meal will come from; how they will return home from the wh*rehouse after their shift. Perfect Meat Loaf conditions!
I've been dreaming about busting open this girl's as*hole and she was present. I've been dreaming about fuckin' this other wh*re and she was present. I've been dreaming about fucking all of the girls in one day as I change rooms with Meat Loaf danglin' for all to bear witness.
The girl who I'll perform a colon examination was given a tip in prepartation of her reaming. She was begging me to f*ck her, but I wasn't sure if it was for the money or for the orgasm, but when her wh*re-worker stated that she wanted to f*ck me the truth was revealed. Unfortunately I wasn't able to perform today due to a visit by Rosie Palm this morning! Nonetheless, she'll get got.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf][B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] is priceless.
Enjoy the full-benefits of [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] for only US $20! It's well worth the investment. The investment into your male-female relations.
Developing friendships with other members; gaining insight from others; viewing the photo gallery of 70,000 plus; banner free viewing; and any new improvement to the forumn will be US $20 well-spent.
I, Meat Loaf, cannot promote the benefits of [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] enough, but can and will continue reaping its rewards.
[B]Meat Loaf[/B][/QUOTE]
As I sit at my executive desk aiding corporations gain capital and revenues I think.
I recall dreaming, yearning, wanting to live the life I scribe about on ISG! I recall wanting to f*ck those chilangas (Mexico City residents,) nortenas (Northern Mexicans,) Boriquenas (Puerto Ricans,) Dominicanas (Republica Dominicana,) y todo el mundo (and the entire world.) I recall my youth and how it makes me want to shed tears for the joy I experience daily. Fellas', you can do it too! You can gain control of your respective lives and finally live the life you too pictured as a youth. B*tches love me so that means that they will at least tolerate you. ¡Guey Puta!
In life there are those that dream and those that do! Which are you?
Preparation is required and recommended, but at some point it becomes mental masturbation! That point is determined by you, the masturbator. Get active and take control of your life. Determine its destiny. Although I don't know you guys, I still wish the best for you and your mental faculties. Regardless, I'll have paper in my pockets, b*tches on my d*ck, and more love from the homies than the clown himself- "Homey the Clown."
(This Bobby Pulido is calientote (successful!))
You may read my post or you may experience my post. Only [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] prevents you from contacting me via PM. Contact Meat Loaf; converse with Meat Loaf; monger with Meat Loaf; and finally achieve the aspirations you've held dear for far too many years!
[B]Live Your Dreams & Fantasies[/B]
[QUOTE=Runner Up]Fist of all you probably aren't the stud you think you are.
Why I think I'm correct-
You have to pay for pussy in a 3rd world country! You have to fuck them a few times before they give it to you for free, "they" being hookers.
I just returned from Bogota had an 18 years old regular that I met in Costa Rica with her parents while they were on vacation. I banged her for a week 4 free, along with several other girls that I met on previous vacations.
Please for the sake of my time just write facts. Places to meet non pros would be nice, places to stay, places for p4p for the less fortunate. Okay?
Source: gringo, blonde, blue, strong, great spanish, plenty of money and a desire to stay away from central and south america and start going back to europe. I'm getting tired of being in crappy places during my trips, tired of traffic, tired of pollution and tired of latinas. I'm thinking about going to spain for a while.[/QUOTE]
Obviously you're talking way too much "Runner Up." Just like your name implies- you are never the winner! (Ouch!)
My response: It's evident that you have never lived in Nicaragua and know zero about the economics of the society!
How sad if you're chasing ass around the world (Ie. Costa Rica family vacations, native-Bogota.) Age does not impress me. In fact, it shows how
lame you are in thinking 18 symbolizes success on your part.
If you think Europe is cool go there and stay out of Latin America. More p*ssy for me with "posers" abroad. Spain? That strictly for suckers.
Challenge: I challenge you to whom can get more a** for free anywhere in Latin America. Believe me, you'll need those eyes, hair, and money to live true to your name "Runner Up!"
[QUOTE=Runner Up]Fist of all you probably aren't the stud you think you are.
Why I think I'm correct-
You have to pay for pussy in a 3rd world country! You have to fuck them a few times before they give it to you for free, "they" being hookers.
I just returned from Bogota had an 18 years old regular that I met in Costa Rica with her parents while they were on vacation. I banged her for a week 4 free, along with several other girls that I met on previous vacations.
Please for the sake of my time just write facts. Places to meet non pros would be nice, places to stay, places for p4p for the less fortunate. Okay?
Source: gringo, blonde, blue, strong, great spanish, plenty of money and a desire to stay away from central and south america and start going back to europe. I'm getting tired of being in crappy places during my trips, tired of traffic, tired of pollution and tired of latinas. I'm thinking about going to spain for a while.[/QUOTE]
Unlike those suckers that wine-and-dine a broad in hopes of getting some ass, I bypass the nonsense. Pay for a peice of p*ssy first; if you like it, pay for it again; if she maintains a quality p*ssy and can take Meat Loaf up to seven (7) times per day, offer her a job with you; and this will produce exclusivity. While you're preying upon "youth," adolescents; barely legal; and other naive females, I allow a "kid" to be a "kid."
¡Si senor, ven a espana! (Yes sir, go to Spain.)
Due to popular demand I will refrain from the excessive self-admiration and sticks with the facts (ie. prices, places, looks, and sexual positions.)
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Unfortunately, the appointment I had set with a fellow ISG Senior Member via PM was not realized due to a missed phone call. Therefore, I was forced to monger Managua alone.
Endulging in adult beverages at my favorite locale was a ritual of presence and not pleasure. Over the past week I have been frequenting the scene in search of my number #2 girl. I really enjoy bangin' those guts especially since she is nursing her 8 month old and has more hair than Buckwheat in that prized area. She is a petite little thing that has a true sense of class. For me, her size is a nice change of pace since my number #1 girl is thick and juicy. (I guess I should just call the #2, but I need to reload my cellphone with minutes and it's really not that important.)
So I'm at the spot and began conversing with my mongering friend. Having met his brother-in-law a few months back and frequently seeing him at the brothel gave us a common familiartity. (He may be a bigger monger than I 'cause everyday I see him at the brothel and everyday he's buying a new piece of ass.) Did I mention he is 70 years old?
Yes, this is my future in 40 years! Yes, this can be how you spend those golden years as well!
My favorite brothel has a few "old-timers" who love competing with me for the attention and admiration of the ladies. For every girl I like, they like. For every girl I rent, they rent. For every phone number I obtain, they obtain. And this is done as they look across the aisle in my disgust.
Wanting further exploration, he and I ventured out into the city in search of new ladies. To my surprise and delight we entered a brothel I had heard about, but was never able to find. Three pieces of ass were present with one sitting at our table. The other two were real lookers especially the white girl. I'm gonna' hit that. And the morena looked good too so I'll hit that as well. After one beer we left. My friend being 70 years of age values the experience of "raw dog" and was negotiating the activity with the workers who publicly vowed no condom, no amor.
Lugar dos (place number 2) was a location I visit once in a while. Again, I was happy when I saw the manager working. She's sexy and I hit those meaty guts last year at a different location. She was happy to see me again as well. I will return and hit those skins under the rouse of the Aventura concert.
Lugar tres (place number 3) was a location I frequent more often than lugar dos. (Again, . Damn. I know too many "pros. ") Nontheless, I saw a girl who use to work at Good Times last year, but not anymore. Evidently. The owner of Good Times has the taste and desire of providing "model-type" broads and this girl that I saw yesterday does not fulfill the bill. Then again, most of the broads at Good Times I banged at other locations prior to their employment at Good Times.
So this broad always wanted me to bang her, but I never did. She would gossip with the other girls I banged and developed a lust for me. Sitting alongside her was another girl I like, but her attitude is [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor / [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-pour. (This is a new word for me and I'm not sure which is the correct spelling. Poor as in wealth or pour as in liquid? )
Honestly, I'm getting tired of banging the same piece everyday, all day for the past few months, but I know the quality, which is high. When I do venture out in search of new talent I have zero leche (cum) and zero confidence in my erection 'cause my number #1 is draining me everyday, all day. Granted, it's a good strategy for women to keep their man / boyfriend / husband / customer drained so he will have zero interest in banging others, but most dumb-ass broads want to ration the p*ssy like it's "World War 2. " And they wonder why you monger. In fact, I had a Mexican girlfriend who would measure the volume of my leche via boca (mouth) y vagina to determine if I was masturbating, which she prohibited, or banging another. Talk about pressure! Talk about that relationship ending sooner than later! I'll be damned, like Reverend Jeremiah Wright, if I can't massage my body. This aint jail or prison where they do prohibit such activity. Talk about no control over oneself.
Back to the topic at hand, for some reason those young wh*res were operating with attitude when the 70-year old was concerned. Normally at our favorite spot the girls give him attention, but not on Sunday. They were acting as if he was bothering them even though he bought some time from one of the four girls working. At lugar dos he did receive attention. At lugar tres, again the were acting presumida (stuck-up.) At lugar cuatro, they were acting the same although he did receive a hug. Privately, I asked the girls why they were acting in such a manner and they replied he's too old! 70 years old? He has money to spend. To my education, the hookers want to be f*cked and not just compensated financially. They complained that old guys can't catch wood. Still, what's the problem. He's paying. Even girls I know were not granting him his respect even after my request.
Suggestion: Monger as much and as hard as you can before those golden years arrive 'cause even a wallet won't guarantee the receipt of action.
As a further aside, it's always a little strange when I meet father-and-sons; brother-in-laws; uncles-and-nephews at brothels molesting and purchasing women. In regards to my 70-year friend and his brother-in-law, at that age what's his wife gonna' do? Nothing. They're too old for divorce and too old for the sexual betrayal angle so I assume he has cart blanche. Besides, he's 70 years old and enjoying his time chasing, feeling, and stroking 20-somethings which is a natural process of maturation.
May we all aspire to live as he, but with a little more success.
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Las week I was in el mercado oriental sin seguridad del fuego (in the Oriental Market without armed security) with my ex sex-employee!
For those that have spent any amount of time in Managua you will know that Capitalinos (people from Managua) are the biggest gossipers on the planet. They make "TMZ," "Inside Edition," and Joan Rivers look mild! All they do is gossip. And this holds true regardless of age as evidenced by this episode.
Sitting in his car deep within el mercado I heard my name, "Meat Loaf." Quickly I turned in the direction of that pleasaont sound, my name, I saw it was the 70-year old monger. Saludos (greetings) were extended from a distance. Advisement (advisar) was given to the girl escorting me that 70-year old monger was over yonder.
Happier than a pig in sh*t; happier than Ali McBeal in a famine; happier than a monger in a wh*rehouse, 70-year old monger had some gossip to share. Not satisfied with sitting in his car. Not satisfied with letting ded dogs lay. Not satisfied with being a non-gossipping adult, 70-year old monger exited his car.
The former "industry professional" and I looked at items for sale which we sought to purchase. Interrupting this activity, 70-year old monger repeats my name, "Meat Loaf," but within ear-shot. To my immediate left 70-year old monger stood. Again, saludos were extended and again 70-year old monger wanted to gossip. Not interested in the wares for sale the young lady of 18 years and 2 months and I departed.
In front of the tienda (store) 70-year old monger made small talk with the coversation being he has not seen me at the brothel for a few days. Where have you been? They have new girls at the brothel. This conversation was held in the presence of the girl.
CASE: Meat Loaf v. 70 Year Old Monger
VIOLATION: Man Code
DATE: Last Week
PENALTY GUIDELINE: (1) Life Sentence, and (2) Deterioration of Legacy.
DISPOSITION: The jury, I and former "Industry professional," after deliberations finds 70-year old monger GUILTY on ALL COUNTS and sentences 70-year old monger to LIFE SENTENCE and DETERIORATION OF LEGACY.
The above case found 70-year old monger guilty of violating the "MAN CODE" by discussing male-gender topics and activivties before a female. 70-Year old monger is a victim of chismoso and despite his age wasn't strong enough to battle those Nicaraguan deamons.
Nothing new, all they do is gossip and ask questions for the purpose of constructing gossip. This is Nicaragua!
P.S. As I type this post we have no water again for the second day in one week. Not too bad I guess if you don't mind it only being out for 8 hours. My other Gringo friend did not have water for about four days last week. Still want to experience the second poorest country in the hemisphere?
Yesterday and today are holidays. Yesterday, 'cause it was Sunday was a celebration and today is a "no workday" for Nicaragua. I know the terms "no work" and "Nicaragua" are two odd terms adjoined, but it is what it is.
Riggo, although the USA cut humanitarian aid valued at US $65 million and EU cut humanitarian aid valued at US $35 million in protest to the mayoral elections, el pueblo has not been effected. They don't have food even with the aid so by not giving it doesn't hurt the people, but does inconveince those receiving the funds.
*** Jackson, it's great now that you have spellcheck working. ***
So they have some holiday, "la Virgen," similar to Holloween. The entire country goes door-to-door in search of prizes, food, and gifts. The sing Christmas Carols and receive the aforementioned regalos. Everyone knows after reading my posts that Nicaraguans love regalos (free sh*t, any sh*t.)
While searching for free sh*t and singing "Jingle Bells" they attempt to mame their limbs and the limbs of innocent bystanders. Fireworks and Nicaraguans should not go hand-in-hand. Pun intended! Fireworks are prevalent throughout the country and at medionoche (midnight) it gets really loud.
Although la gente estan mas pobre que ayer (the people are poorer than yesterday) it hasn't affected their daily lives or love of regalos.
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I had a cheap ticket for $150 R/T (spirit airlines), roundtrip for the last week in Jan09. But alas, I was messing around with my boat and snapped my achille tendon. Have to have surgery and will be off my feet for 6-12 weeks. Right when the doctor told me the bad news, I was thinking about having to forego my lust for the chicas. Still check the site for useful information and enjoy reading adventures, Meatloaf I'll buy you a couple drink when I do get down there (June? ), Xred always told me you where a good guy, when I was down there last.
Hey Meat Loaf, still here and reading the post daily. You may already know I will be in town on February 2nd for a week. Coming over from Costa Rica.
Are you still taking care of my little 19 year old?
Lets hook up when I am in town this trip and I have enjoyed all the good stories and information on the Nicaragua forum.
[QUOTE=Dougefresh]I had a cheap ticket for $150 R/T (spirit airlines), roundtrip for the last week in Jan09. But alas, I was messing around with my boat and snapped my achille tendon. Have to have surgery and will be off my feet for 6-12 weeks. Right when the doctor told me the bad news, I was thinking about having to forego my lust for the chicas. Still check the site for useful information and enjoy reading adventures, Meatloaf I'll buy you a couple drink when I do get down there (June? ), Xred always told me you where a good guy, when I was down there last.[/QUOTE]
That's too bad about your leg. Meat Loaf has a memory like an elephant: Who would have thought that messing around with your boat would be more dangerous than your time in Vietnam?
I talk to XDred on the phone frequently: He's a good guy with genuine intentions, an inviting personality, and overall "Good Gringo!"
I most definitely will wait for your return.
Adios y Get Well Soon. But you do realize that you can travel with a wheel chair and have the Chica Nicas sit on your lap?
I must admit that all of the [B]ISG Senior Members[/B] that I met last year were good guys. Nobody was an imbecil (as*hole.) The only as*hole expisode that transpired was on my part with "Slob My Knob" and he stated that he had a great time with my tour guide services. (Read the post about Meat Loaf mongering with two [B]ISG Senior Members[/B].)
Of the many [B]ISG Senior Members[/B] that I met, it amazed me that many of them made the trip to Nicaragua for the expressed purpose of meeting me, Meat Loaf. Wow, what a compliment. For these individuals wanted to experience first-hand some of the nonsense that is contained within these webpages. And they did!
Many of these gentleman came bearing gifts of literary works; invitations of mongering; invitations of vacationing; invitations of travel and business; and other gestures of gratitude for which I was and am grateful.
A large number of [B]ISG Senior Members[/B] informed me of the enjoyment they receive from the posts I write on this forumn. I too gain much enjoyment from writing these reports.
*** Purchase Your [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] Today for US $20 per annum. ***
In conclusion, I humbly thank all of those that read my posts and look forward to creating "ISG fodder" upon your next visit to Nicaragua or when I visit your locale.
[QUOTE=DrDewman]Hey Meat Loaf, still here and reading the post daily. You may already know I will be in town on February 2nd for a week. Coming over from Costa Rica.
Are you still taking care of my little 19 year old?
Lets hook up when I am in town this trip and I have enjoyed all the good stories and information on the Nicaragua forum.[/QUOTE]
No, I haven't been on the scene for a few months. Unfortunately your 19 year old took an early retirement.
See You Soon!
You f*ck with the bull, you get the horns!
Xdred, puttin' putas in their place: On their backs is where girls belong, yern, and earn.
Xdred has returned to Nicaragua for more fun as described by Meat Loaf. At mediodia I received a phone call and abandoned the executive desk for "quick conversation. "
Xdred telephoned me yesterday that he was at a neighborhood "dive" and I went to meet him. Pleasantries were exchanged, analysis of the ladies was performed, and laughter was soon to come.
During Xdred's several month tour during 2008, he spent a moderate amount of time with this skeezer I've referred to previously as "la Chela Presumida. " The chica thought she could manipulate Xdred; the chica thought she was gonig to lay "Gringo Goose; " the chica thought she was something more than a chica. Not!
(I, Meat Loaf, don't worry about the next man's success in women, commerce, athletics, or the pursuit of "American Consumerism. " In fact, the more failure you receive as a result of your effort or lack of, makes it easier for me to shine. Notice that the ingredient of your effort determines the entirety of your results. Sabbotage, oppression, discrimination, or other submersive effort (s) on my part or someone else's part is not needed. The individual determines their fate.)
Xdred is not rude with the ladies! Xdred is not disreptful to the ladies! Xdred is a true gentlemen with everyone he encounters who speaks English or Spanish. And if Xdred could speak Portuguese like I (falo portuges com eu, ) he would be respectful with those in Brazil. So for this chica to try and play Xdred was her self-promoting her efforts to the major league.
You f*ckin' with an International Monger that's been educated on [b]International Sex Guide. [/b] No woman can win against those efforts!
So Xdred had to check a chica yesterday morning while they ate breakfast. As Xdred revealed during conversation yesterday, he felt that the chica was trying to manipulate Xdred. He doesn't need that sh*t so he told the clucker (chicken head):
We aint in love! We aint in no relationship! We aint got sh*t together! The fact of the matter is, you're a professional prostitute that can take ten (10) dicks a day with ease, and I was one of your clients! "Bamm, " as famed-chef Emeril would say.
The "la Chela Presumida" stormed out of the restaurant with her doggy-bag in hand. Aint no Nicaraguan gonna' leave free food behind. LOL.
So while Xdred and I shared conversation and "Hoe Analysis" he told me about this story. Being a familiar face and personality throughout Nicaragua Xdred has placed himself within the community. For he hears all of the gossip that is Nicaragua from the most skilled gossipers on earth- Nicarauga. He asked me the address of "Club Azul" and I told him. For "la Chela Presumida" is turning tricks at the dive. There is serious competion between which brothel is the dirties: Polanco, 5 de May, or Club Azul.
Yearning to witness this chica, that attempted to manipulate Xdred, at rock bottom had me so excited! The best revenge is success. Smiling more than Rev. Jeremiah Wright at the White House Innaugural, but not crying more than Sen. Strom Thurman at the White House Innaugural we left for "Club Azul. " (Do a wikkipedia of these two men and see the laughter as both of their worst nightmares were realized by Obama's Innauguration.)
Plotting in the taxi, Xdred suggested we entered in 5-minutes apart. With big smiles I entered "Club Azul. "
Note: Club Azul is the same franchise as Salvadoreno 1 and Salvadoreno 2. Same owner. Salvadoreno 1 and 2 are nasty rooms the size of closets. Girls bring their own sheets. The only clients at Salvadoreno are drunks who purchase US $7 p*ssy after getting drunk. The wh*res have a scheduled work shift from 3 pm Until 2 am They are also the waitresses. They pay the house US $2 to use the room and they keep the remaining US $5 as their profit per half an hour. They have a six day work week. They cannot be late. And they are not paid any salary for this structure. Club Azul is worse! (I think "Grand Pollo" was a big fan of Club Azul. Maybe "Grand Pollo" can chime-in with the correct answer.)
Entering club azul I looked around at all of the wh*res and saw familiar faces. And their she was "la chela presumida" sitting in the corner wearing the same chica robe as last year. She was disturbed by my entrance. With more smiles that the two above, I purchase a beer. 5-minutes later Xdred entered.
Seeing her face as Xdred entered was great. Verguenza, miedo y procupe were her emotions. (look it up.) Xdred sat beside me at the table. I pointed her out and they made eye contact. Xdred observed the club azul and commented / confirmed "¡Qué Triste! " It doesn't get much worse that club azul.
After 1-beer Xdred and I could not take anymore of the atmosphere. Being the true gentleman Xdred didn't purchase the chica wares: Seeing "la chela presumida" naked in the filthier rooms of club azul where no sheets would have been true reality.
Aside: Meat Loaf can't stand "la chela presumida" 'cause the b*tch came talking to me foul, out-of-pocket, like a damn fool. She came with some b*llshit. What b*llshit? Some racial b*llshit that I found comical. So to witness the chica *****ing at club azul was sweet revenge. How? 'Cause her efforts produce club azul results. My efforts produce why she developed anamous towards myself. For years this chica has seen me provde sex-employment to her co-workers. She watched me f*ck a slew of chica. She's watched me spend her monthly income during a lazy Sunday afternoon. She's heard from all of the girls for three years how I lay the best pipe at that brothel location. And still I never solicited her neither did I ever have any interest.
"la chela presumida" has two flunkies that I f*cked to limited satisfacation. Un polvo. So at club azul are three broken-down hoes sitting in the corner together.
This chica just irritates me. But, I am too sophisticated to let them chicas ruffle my feathers even when she would make stupid statements of a racial kind. Understand, I'm not an individual that spent time or spends time participating in nonsense. (Yeah I live in Nicaragua and this country is nonsense, but don't get it confused.) So when this chica came with the nonsense it was comical. Do I slice the hoe with words? Which language? On what theme? Options, options, options exist. But she's at club azul and I'm opening an international office in Australia this first quarter.
Xdred said the chica needs structure and working for the Salvadoreno franchise will certainly give her structure: 12 hours per day.
How sweet revenge is!
She Takes 100+ D*cks per Month! 100 d*cks per month x 12 months = 1, 200 d*cks per annum!
(As I type this report I'm listening to the "Street Boys" from Bello Horizonte, Brasil, sing "A Dame E O Vagabundo. " [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch? V=Jvr9tChbB6A&feature=related[/URL]
The girl is a pretty-a*s hoe, but I have this little thing I care much about called "good health" and that's a lot of d*ck! Against that competition what is your pecker gonna' do?
I don't mind banging a prostitutue, but she has to not be successful. ANd years of "Wh*reconomics" states taht five (5) dicks per day is success. Volume and Pricing are important consideration in success as well.
The girl to who I refer has been posted on this board by DrDewman. He has placed her photo on the board, but the photo doesn't do her justice. The girl looked greasier than a bucket of Church's Chicken. And that's some greasy sh*t.
Get in line: 100 d*cks plus per month. Will you dine at the "Y? " Will she respect you and your sex skills by not licking her phat p*ssy lips?
I've witnessed for months her take an average of five (5) dicks per day. And maybe more during la madrugada (late-night.) 5 d*cks per day times 30 days per month = 150 d*cks per month, but I'll be conservative and say 100 d*cks plus.
I'm an avid porno fan: Rocko Sifredi, Lexington Steele, Sara Jay, Bellanova, Mike in Brazil, Meat Loaf in Nicaragua, etcetera. I'm an avid porno fan, but those hoes and Joes get an AIDS / HIV test per movie. Not to mention Hepatitis A, B, Herpes, Ghonaria, Clamidia, and other STDs that linger and don't kill you. (Look at Magic Johnson almost twenty (20) years later.) At least they'll only be six (6) months behind the virus when the test results produce a positive. But this hoe doesn't have to take the AIDS / HIV test.
Don't get me wrong, I want to f*ck this girl everyday, all day, but I enjoy something called "good health. " Condom? Piece of mind is priceless.
The p*ssy has a good texture. She's either 19 or 20. Her teeth are pretty. She has beautiful white skin. She has a nice ass. She's chichona. She loves to suck d*ck. She takes anal. She takes bareback. She's very personable. She likes getting eatin' out. The girl is a bonafide 9 on the international charts Flaw: The girl takes 100 dicks plus per month! Her future: To play some fool for his money and to begin bisexual activities and gangbangs.
Does she have what it takes to become a professional porno actress? Yes!
I proclaim that yes she does the professional capacity to become an international prostitute and porno actress! For what holds her back? I'm not sure, but anteayer she asked when she could come visit my house! That only means one thing: ¡8 polvos cada dia, guey puta! Those eight polvos will be delivered throughout the course of 24 hours with 3 being delivered during sleep-time!
Professionally she has the capacity to earn US $1, 000 per day! In remote markets she could earn US $2, 500 per day!
(Why have I begun to think so much about her? Is it that I'm considering putting her as "Top-girl? " Meat Loaf can do that. Meat Loaf can claim any broad for his purpose. For their shared purpose Puta y Meat Loaf can conquer the world! Wow, am I becoming a P. I. M. P. "I don't know what you heard about me, but 'dem hoes can't get a dolla' outta me 'cause I'm a m*thafuck*n P. I. N. C. H. E.)
100 dicks per month is stiff competition for I or any man to knowingly enter. Do you agree? I thought you would agree since most of you gentlemen have "semi" successful lives. The rest of you are degenerates!
1, 200 d*cks per year? What makes it such a challenge is the health risk!
For US $1, 250 per day as my payout on a 50/50 split. US $37, 500 for her and US $37, 500 for me! Wow, that's respectable income: Per year that is US $450, 000 for her and US $450, 000 for me from her doing what she does! What she does it take 5 d*cks per day, everyday. 1, 200 d*cks per year! She truly have an asset that can produce US $1, 000, 000 per year in revenue, anywhere in the world!
The girl doesn't talk out of pocket! The girl don't start no sh*t! The girl appears to be confortable in her girl skin.
For that revenue you better believe it's a job for both of you! Advertising in the normal channels with some auxiliary media outlets will produce a fat rolodex. The transient market can be explored as well.
With that US $450, 000 I could purchase that 50 foot Pilothouse Yacht I want in efectivo! I've seen the results, but her mark-up is weak and her markets are weak. Hell, we could chill together in a G12 market.
But she takes 1, 200 d*cks per annum. And of course you're gonna' want to f*ck her 'cause it's acceptable. Plus you'll always be a trick in her eyes and she'll always be a sponge for cum! But you could make US $450, 000.
Why tell you this? 'Cause anyone can do it if that's what they want! I aint special, but it's a job that could be managed during the course of executive desk duties.
I'm giving you guys some ribs with some good meat on 'them! 1, 200 d*cks per annum!
Truth be Told: Any prostitute worth her salt in being a prostitute better take 5 d*cks per day. In Nicaragua she for sure better take 5 d*cks if she's wants to eat! Y los ninos! La Abuela! Son cuarto en la familia. This aint no joke. That figure I procalim is true in any city, any where in the world. Sh*t, d*ck comes a dime a dozen and p*ssy comes a nickel a baker's dozen!
They have that little "International Sex Slave / Worker" Law that makes it a major felony so that US $450, 000 comes with a price, but anyone can do it.
Sex trafficers. Other professionals in the industry.
Will she take instruction? No. I've given the girl US $1, 000 per month and she didn't move her lazy girl ass. Xdred says that wh*res want to perform the least effort and receive the most money for it. And considering that she's successful already by taking 100 d*cks per month, why try harder?
But you'll get tired of the girl life and want reality! Or maybe you won't, but 1 year's revenue is US $900, 000 as appraised by Meat Loaf.
In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on [b]International Sex Guide. [/b]
For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?
Just informing you of my reality, and the reality of Xdred!
Hey Loaf,
Time for you to pop a couple more Lithium tabs! Move away from that keyboard! Somebody get the restraints ready.
[B]Managua Mongering Hall of Fame: DrDewman is Inducted[/B]
Sometimes those that speak less carry more of a punch and "DrDewman" is such an individual!
DrDewman knows more Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman derobes more Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman spends more on Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman has more "proof" of success than I.
DrDewman takes mongering more serious than I.
DrDewman has more years of experience than I.
DrDewman has earned the privledge of being inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame and is a verified "superstar."
Despite his inability to speak Spanish, DrDewman scores with the wh*res. DrDewman's techniques have proven to be fail-proof. He may not know the rules of the game, like Donovan McNabb, but DrDewman scores more touchdowns than I, Meat Loaf, have ever experienced.
Congratulations on your induction DrDewman and may you enjoy the fruits of your "hobby."
The day before yesterday I went to the brothel for some "batting practice."
Being that "Nica Bound" is nowhere around for us to monger together, I had to go to practice solo.
Walking into the brothel I said hello to all of the chavalas (girls) and saw "Xdred" sitting amongst a flock of trabajadoras (working girls.) Xdred was busy building rapport with the girls by assisting in the braiding of this 19 year old's hair. Learning from Meat Loaf, Xdred commented, "Am I in the click now, Meat Loaf?" My response was a smug smile: There's more than enough trabajadoras in Nicaragua. There are more putas in Nicaragua than you can shake your d*ck at!
Focused, determined, and ready to attack a few p*ssies I grabbed a "old standby." She was "freaked" by me a few months ago and loved it. The following day she was chasing me down, but I played hard-to-get. It's a fact that my money is hard-to-get for these wh*res. Sh*t, I don't care about their bills: I got bills too!
For several weeks I've been in need of some "batting practice" and finally decided to hit the range. My enthusiasm and energy level was high after Xdred and I witnessed "la chela presumida" and her two flunkies sitting in the corner busted and broke down. I was still charged-up and wanted to take it out some p*ssy.
Before entering into the room with wall-to-wall mirrors, I told the girls we we're gonna' do some f*ckin'. I agreed to purchase 1-hour from the "standby" and the second hour from a "spinner" and the third hour was to be a threesome between the aforementioned ladies and myself. They were smiling, happy, and willing.
Girl #1: We entered the room and she derobed. Sometimes these b*tches attempt to spend time talking and bullsh*tting which eats up your f*cking time as a customer. Homie don't play that! I'll fine a b*tch for that sh*t.
She got buck naked and we started f*cking. Prior to the excavation this broad was confused 'cause she kept asking me for a propina (tip.) I told her that I had a tip for her and it was this d*ck. Now shut-up and take some d*ck was also instructed. She abliged. During the 60-minutes the b*tch kept playing games and wearing upon my nerves. She asked me about employment at my home, but after this performance she'll never get loafed again. She left the room. I left the roomo with d*ck dangling to the floor in search of girl #2. (The girls like to see my meat so I show it to them!)
Girl #2: She's a true pro! I attempted to purchase 60-minutes, but she was trying not to work and suggested 30. I told the b*tch, "Hell Naw! I'm gonna' f*ck that p*ssy right!" And then something strange happened. Some baboso (fool) out-bid me: Some fool offered to pay her three (3) times the price I paid so they could converse. She gave me my money back and took this money instead. I felt rejected, but understood. Besides, I see her everyday anyway. Since this guy was drunk and passed out after paying her, I got some free feels and a handjob from girl #2 while drniking a gaseosa (soft drink.)
Realizing that this day was not going to be a good day at the range for batting practice I told Xdred adios. To the home I returned with more wood than a petrified forest. I shared 5 polovos with my live-in!
100+ d*cks per month? What's the difference between a trabajadora y una desempleada (unemployeed)? The trabajadora (working girl / employed) must service customers. This is retail! Retail sales is a working girl. No customer refused. Walk-in traffic. Before career advancement, the trabajadora earns success by taking 5 d*cks per day. These 5 d*cks were retail, walk-in traffic.
Prostitution is 100% commission-based income. 1099 IRS filing. (There is the possibility that some employers provide a base salary, plus compensation. Read Previous Meat Loaf Posts from 2007.) But for the most part it's commission-based sales where if you do not sell the product- p*ssy- you will not get paid, stay employed, or survive the human life that we all must survive. Food, clothing, shelter, health, and if lucky: Entertainment, vehicles, education, travel, luxury items, and other "perks" to human subsitance.
So after the 5 d*cks are obtained, which could be accomplished within 1-day: Her first day of prostitution can produce 5 d*cks (customers) derived solely from retail, walk-in traffic. Pedestrian traffic. Any location in the world. Anywhere another d*ck exist 'cause she needs are 5 d*cks in the vecinity.
5 d*cks in your respective market is lana (money.)
(USA-pricing per d*ck, dollars:)
Crackhead / Methhead: $10 bj, $20 half-and-half
Streetwalker: $25
Stripper: $60
Escort: $100
* Now multiply that whichever figure you choose times 5. Now times 30 days. Result: Monthly revenue stream.
Crackhead / Methhead: $50; $1,500
Streetwalker: $125; $3,750
Stripper: $300; $9,000
Escort: $500; $15,000
(USA cost of living for 1 girl and 1 child in daycare and 1 child in school better be US $2,000 per month for SURVIVAL. She can't depend or be concerned about child support 'cause food, shelter, clothing, transportation in the USA, and the other expenses don't wait. Everyday is Survival.)
Do you believe these figures? [B]International Sex Guide[/B] threads are over-flowing with admissions, testimonials, declarations, verifications, proof, evidence, etcetera! P*ssy is a money-maker: P*ssy sales! Pick any country and you'll see the customers writing their own sales receipt!
(Nicaraguan-pricing per d*ck, in Cordobas)
Crackhead / Pegadicta (glue sniffer): $20
Streetwalker: $100
Brothel: $150
Stripper: $500
Escort: $500
* Now multiply that whichever figure you choose times 5. Now times 30 days. Result: Monthly revenue stream.
Crackhead / Pegadicta (glue sniffer): $100; $3,000 = US $150 per month
Streetwalker: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Brothel: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Stripper: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Escort: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
(Nicaragua Cost of survival for 1 girl, 2 kids, and the grandma' are US $400 per month! Survival!)
* This is if you are successful and take 5 d*cks per day everyday per month.
Stop! Stop! Clear your mind! Don't get confused by the price! Don't! The quantity is what is important: The five (5) d*cks per day is the key (la clave.) It is the 5 d*cks per day that determine a "Pure Pro."
If you recognize any girl (prostitute male or female for that matter,) any where in the world, and they are able to earn / produce / generate / get to buy / customers / etcetera. Choose your noun! If you are able to generate 5 customers per day you are successful. The arena you market is irrelelvant. A crackhead can't function nor succeed in the escort world, etcetera is the principle.
If she is taking 5 d*cks per day she earn 5 in another market. She can earn 5 in your market. Etcetera. Why not go to a market paying more so you can justify charging more. Hence, US $1,000 to US $2,500 per day for a "Pure Pro" is reality and being earned thanks to 5 d*cks.
Powerful Sh*t! De Acuerdo (agreed.)
There is no shortage of d*cks waiting in line to f*ck a "Pure Pro." They are eager to become a customer of her 5 customers per day!
This game aint no different. It is the 5 d*cks per day that determine a "Pure Pro."
PREMISE: You are married, have a steady girlfriend, or work the bar scene. If married, the wife allows you p*ssy access twice per week; if living with your girlfriend you may be shooting a few extra loads 'cause that's why your "shacking-up;" if working the bar scene you are banging whatever will bang you.
8 ejaculations were month are earned.
The "Pure Pro" is taking 25 d*cks per week to your maximum 2 p*ssies.
The "Pure Pro" views you as another d*ck to meet her daily quota or consumption habit. She fears no d*ck and accepts all challengers. It's her job and she's successful!
To earn her respect you must communicate *****!
Pushing her beyond her sexual limits is required! Making her experience in reality that her sexual limits are your norms gains her attention immediately.
Why? 'Cause most guys that purchase a "Pure Pro" are so intimidated by her professional manner in selling p*ssy that they want the experience. They want what they don't have and it's available now. ¡Compralo YA!
With 100 d*cks plus per month she's seen your lame sh*t before. And the more fear she senses, the more she'll take control of you and your wallet!
Approaching a "Pure Pro" requires confidence in your total package. Or at least you must deliver strength in other areas to compensate for the deficiencies.
As a customer, keep it in your mind! The joy you gain from having the opportunity to enter a "Pure Pro." The same "Hot Chick" you see on the street and were scared to approach is the same "Pure Pro" you purchase. Difference: She views you a customer and not a man! Especially not her man!
Whereas if you had approached her on the street, the p*ssy would still be available, but for FREE! And maybe she'll buy you gifts!
WOW: 96 ejaculations per year verus her 1, 200 d*cks per year. No Competition! She'll win everytime.
You're Dealing with a "Pure Pro!"
THE MEAT LOAF writes:
In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on International Sex Guide.
For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?
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Loaf,
That's bull shit man, twice I have told you I was gonna be in the country, including right now, and hell, this time you did not even give me the courtesy of offering a reply to my pm asking to buy you a beer. You one of those guys that is all smoke and no flame?
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Dipped into the puteria (store of prostitutes) and was pretty bored. But considering it's my responsibility to stay in close supervision of the putas, I remained for a few hours. A "spinner" from 2007 stopped into the puteria and immediately became excited when she saw me.
Was she excited because she thought I would give her some form of monetary compensation? Or was she excited for the two (2) times I loafed her? For whatever reason, she was excited.
Sitting on my lap as if I were Santa Claus she began her tonterias (bullsh*t conversation.) Well, maybe it was just pure truth, but she wanted to tell a co-worker about how I broke her off. She had the facts down too. She told all that would listen how I beat the p*ssy-up from 2000 hours until 1000 hours: 10 hours of exploratory sex was delivered to this damsel in lust!
Year 2007: She entered the puteria and I was on her. Being that I'm the resident stud at this location she was mounted. I banged her good! She had more holes open than a pool table and I pocketed all of them! She remembered this reaming so well that the next I knocked it out she limited my range of exploration. (She's a prime example of free advertising for Meat Loaf: Tell anyone and everyone that I f*cked really good. For it intimidates the fellas' and makes them women offer me ride on top of their bodies.)
Today: She told all how much Meat Loaf I'm packing! She all that would listen how I made her and make her feel like a woman. Can you say the same? She was bola (drunk.) After getting a steady series of "no" answers concerning financial compensation some poo-butt (fool) bought her two (2) more beers and some p*ssy access. After he rode that heina (girl) for 60-minutes she departed from the room and onto my lap. I encouraged her to give me a clothed handjob. After catching some wood she departed the casa de citas in search of some food.
When asked where she has been she replied, "panzona." If you do not know what this word means than you really don't know anything about Nicaragua. For every girl is or was recently "panzona." Who's the father? I don't know so I thought I should ask you. Do you know? She neither? For all that we all know the baby's father could be an [B]International Sex Guide[/B] lurker or contributor.
Seriously, who's the father? She already had two when I loafed her. These broads don't give a f*ck about offspring. It's as if they are purposefully creating offspring to populate the country for the Sandanista Revolution. LOL. No, but they do reproduce like it aint sh*t: Reproduction in Nicaragua aint no big sh*t. Hey Gringo, you may have a job 'cause every Gringo has a job; but in Nicaragua, everyone has a child so it's no big deal!
When you lay good d*ck, you get respect from the women! When you read Meat Loaf posts, you get mental masturbation!
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]THE MEAT LOAF writes:
In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on International Sex Guide.
For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?
--
Loaf,
That's bull shit man, twice I have told you I was gonna be in the country, including right now, and hell, this time you did not even give me the courtesy of offering a reply to my pm asking to buy you a beer. You one of those guys that is all smoke and no flame?
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Fortunately, I stay focuesed upon the Chicas Nicas and not you [B]International Sex Guide[/B] readers.
Truth be told: Most guys can't carry the golden condoms I possess!
"Nica Bound," good luck on your hunting and may you enjoy my "sloppy seconds." Been there, done her! You have a long way to go before you can reach the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame." Hell, that may never happen for you, but it can be an asperation.
Only smoke, Loaf, only smoke.
Adios.
Starting my day a little behind schedule, but decided to educate you [B]International Sex Guide[/B] readers on what US $60,000 can do in Nicaragua, if you ever make it here.
If you cannot speak Spanish, don't come to Nicaragua!
(Everything that I have scribed- all 602 posts- were privy due to my ability to to (1) speak Spanish; (2) infiltrate the neighborhoods, communities, and social strati; and (3) my ability to write well. The ability that I have in writing makes it easier to sell you: Communicating these stories to you in an easy, entertaining, educating, emotional, and excellent manner is what has sold you upon Nicaragua. "The 5 E's". )
So, let's assume that you can speak Spanish.
If you can speak Spanish then you will be able to communicate with everyone, all 5.5 million citizens. For the "Playboy Mansion" you'll need to bring into the country US $5, 000 per month as your cost of living.
For US $5,000 per month you'll live very well if you speak Spanish. The ability to communicate in their language of Spanish makes it harder for them to think of you as a sucker. It shows how much time you have on the streets of society. The more you develop that vocabulary, the more success you'll gain from the society, including Chicas Nicas. Understand, it's a combination of assets that produces the results keyed onto [B]International Sex Guide.[/B]
US $5,000 per month / US $60,000 per year / US $1, 250 per week /
(How you bring money into Nicarauga can vary. Household revenues, business expenses, commerce, etcetera. The US $60,000 per year is your access to capital.) The average Nicaragua salary per year is US $1,000. The average household income for SURVIVAL is US $400 per month. (girl, mom, 2 kids)
You're existing 60 times greater than the average Nicaragua salary for cost of living, but 12xs the SURVIVAL requirement! (And we are only discussing housing. This analysis has nothing to do with making money in Nicaragua. This is how much you spend for your cost of living!)
60x
60 TIMES
Translation: Average USA salary of US $30,000, and that's high.
US $30,000 times 60 = US $1, 8000, 0000. US $1.8 Million for the cost of living figure.
That's how you're living in Nicaragua if you speak Spanish. Wide Open!
Sort-of.
Nicaragua is 100% CASH, no credit exists for what we're discussing. If you have to use credit for US $60,000 you can't afford to play this game! FACT. If you can't generate the US $60,000 cash flow for Nicaragua you should not dream about this post! This post is for those individuals that can! Why? 'cause no economy exist here so you can't work here. You move to Nicaragua to do 60X. That's IT! Cash-in-Hand.
Housing: US $1,300 per month, including inground pool, four bedrooms, maid's quarters, and a little bit of land, air conditioning, furnished rental
Maid: US $100 per month.
Armed Security: US $200 per month; two (2) employed for the house.
Armed Security / Conceal Carry Handgun License: US $700, 9 mm cash purchase; associates too are licensed.
Remember: You're spending 60Xs the average Nicaraguan. Your cost of living is 60xs the average Nicaraguan!
Utilities: US $200 for lights per month; telephone US $25; cellphone US $100 per month; Internet US $50 per month; Cable US $20 per month.
Gasoline: US $300 per month.
Vehicle: US $ 700 per month private-owner rental; Toyota Hilux
Wardrobe: US $10,000; designer clothing from whatever market.
Food: US $500 per month; free food for maids, food for guests, food for your self, and food for your three live-in sex employees.
Entertainment: US $1,000 per month, including concerts, discos, pocket change, shopping, gifts, travel within Nicaragua.
Sex-Employees: (3) sex-employees live with you at your 4-bedroom house, and are paid a salary. Depending upon their financial survival needs the monthly expense is US $150 - US $500 per month, per girl!
Lawyer: US $500 retainer
Etcetera:
TOTAL EXPENSE / COST OF ENTRY INTO NICARAGUA: US $60,000 rough est.
How will you create the US $60,000 while in Nicaragua? There is no economy here, especially for you. What is here is the fact that we'll take your US $60,000 if you want to give it away! Why not?
Cash-in-Hand: Trick on the scene!
Now, certainly for US $60,000 in another country you can accomplish the very same result, and same Meat Loaf stories!
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Only smoke, Loaf, only smoke.
Adios.[/QUOTE]
¡No me mames, guey!
With all of your talk; and all of my proven success as evidence by [B]ISG Senior Member[/B] posts, we could run the town. Or at least I will, while you dream about being Meat Loaf.
Pues.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Starting my day a little behind schedule, but decided to educate you [B]International Sex Guide[/B] readers on what US $60,000 can do in Nicaragua, if you ever make it here.
If you cannot speak Spanish, don't come to Nicaragua!
(Everything that I have scribed- all 602 posts- were privy due to my ability to to (1) speak Spanish; (2) infiltrate the neighborhoods, communities, and social strati; and (3) my ability to write well. The ability that I have in writing makes it easier to sell you: Communicating these stories to you in an easy, entertaining, educating, emotional, and excellent manner is what has sold you upon Nicaragua. "The 5 E's". )
So, let's assume that you can speak Spanish.
If you can speak Spanish then you will be able to communicate with everyone, all 5.5 million citizens. For the "Playboy Mansion" you'll need to bring into the country US $5, 000 per month as your cost of living.
For US $5,000 per month you'll live very well if you speak Spanish. The ability to communicate in their language of Spanish makes it harder for them to think of you as a sucker. It shows how much time you have on the streets of society. The more you develop that vocabulary, the more success you'll gain from the society, including Chicas Nicas. Understand, it's a combination of assets that produces the results keyed onto [B]International Sex Guide.[/B]
US $5,000 per month / US $60,000 per year / US $1, 250 per week /
(How you bring money into Nicarauga can vary. Household revenues, business expenses, commerce, etcetera. The US $60,000 per year is your access to capital.) The average Nicaragua salary per year is US $1,000. The average household income for SURVIVAL is US $400 per month. (girl, mom, 2 kids)
You're existing 60 times greater than the average Nicaragua salary for cost of living, but 12xs the SURVIVAL requirement! (And we are only discussing housing. This analysis has nothing to do with making money in Nicaragua. This is how much you spend for your cost of living!)
60x
60 TIMES
Translation: Average USA salary of US $30,000, and that's high.
US $30,000 times 60 = US $1, 8000, 0000. US $1.8 Million for the cost of living figure.
That's how you're living in Nicaragua if you speak Spanish. Wide Open!
Sort-of.
Nicaragua is 100% CASH, no credit exists for what we're discussing. If you have to use credit for US $60,000 you can't afford to play this game! FACT. If you can't generate the US $60,000 cash flow for Nicaragua you should not dream about this post! This post is for those individuals that can! Why? 'cause no economy exist here so you can't work here. You move to Nicaragua to do 60X. That's IT! Cash-in-Hand.
Housing: US $1,300 per month, including inground pool, four bedrooms, maid's quarters, and a little bit of land, air conditioning, furnished rental
Maid: US $100 per month.
Armed Security: US $200 per month; two (2) employed for the house.
Armed Security / Conceal Carry Handgun License: US $700, 9 mm cash purchase; associates too are licensed.
Remember: You're spending 60Xs the average Nicaraguan. Your cost of living is 60xs the average Nicaraguan!
Utilities: US $200 for lights per month; telephone US $25; cellphone US $100 per month; Internet US $50 per month; Cable US $20 per month.
Gasoline: US $300 per month.
Vehicle: US $ 700 per month private-owner rental; Toyota Hilux
Wardrobe: US $10,000; designer clothing from whatever market.
Food: US $500 per month; free food for maids, food for guests, food for your self, and food for your three live-in sex employees.
Entertainment: US $1,000 per month, including concerts, discos, pocket change, shopping, gifts, travel within Nicaragua.
Sex-Employees: (3) sex-employees live with you at your 4-bedroom house, and are paid a salary. Depending upon their financial survival needs the monthly expense is US $150 - US $500 per month, per girl!
Lawyer: US $500 retainer
Etcetera:
TOTAL EXPENSE / COST OF ENTRY INTO NICARAGUA: US $60,000 rough est.
How will you create the US $60,000 while in Nicaragua? There is no economy here, especially for you. What is here is the fact that we'll take your US $60,000 if you want to give it away! Why not?
Cash-in-Hand: Trick on the scene!
Now, certainly for US $60,000 in another country you can accomplish the very same result, and same Meat Loaf stories![/QUOTE]
For the same US $60,000 you can accomplish the same thing in:
Mexico City (Polanco, Condesa;) no need for armed security guards
Acapulco, Mexico; no need for armed security guards
Cancun, Mexico; no need for armed security guards
Costa Rica; no need for armed security guards
Panama (Marbella, Paitilla;) no need for armed security guards
Colombia (Cali, Medellin, Bogota;)
Brazil (Copacabana Rio de Janiero, Sao Paolo);
It's not the location- Nicaragua- that produces Meat Loaf stories, it's the mann! You can accomplish the "Playboy Mansion" in any country including the USA, if you know how to recruit.
Do you want your live-in(s) to be "Pure Pros" or "Rookies?" Your negotiation skills will determine your results.
Your live-in(s) can be roommates, sex-employees, working girls, or whatever you choose, but the "Playboy Mansion" can be accomplished in most countries and without the armed sercurity concerns.
Stop "Trickin'" and start "Pimpin'."
I, Meat Loaf, know of four (4) individuals who have been victims of homicide, either justified of unjustified. And I'm not a "thug," I'm a financier!
In Nicaragua, security concerns are real and time on the streets will introduce you to a diverse world of citizens.
Nicaragua is a country where self-reliance is required. Independance in all areas of life including safety are the concern of you, and not the government. "911." Por favor (please.)
Certainly for US $60,000 one could choose a less volatile country and reap similar Meat Loaf experiences.
When chasing these trabajadoras (working girls) one must accept the reality and truth that she is "the girl" that will perform oral sex, vaginal sex, possibly anal sex, and the exchange of bodily fluids via saliva, sweat, and tears. Hopefully condoms are used.
One must also accept the reality and truth that she is "the girl" that will pose naked so a stranger can take her pictures for his pleasure and motive.
One must accept the reality and truth that she is "the girl" that spreads eagle, poses doggy, and inserts dildos so he can take her photo for his pleasure and motive.
"Please baby make me pleasured by taking these photos for [B]International Sex Guide[/B] Senior Member consumption!"
Don't Save Her: She Does Not Want To Be Saved!
Ask and you shall receive.
Some argue that girls who perform such acts are naive, foolish, flunkies, but I contend "that's what they do!" They take 100+ d*cks per month.
100+ d*cks per month with walk-in traffic: Oral sex, vaginal sex, and possibly anal sex, accompanied with the exchange of bodily fluids.
Photos are cool too if you like.
That's what she does! That what trabajadoras do. ALL. It's their job! And maybe passion, entertainment, addiction, career.
With girls like this and them why is it you're reading Meat Loaf posts instead of taking her photo. Her: The females closest to you yearn to be explored and for you to extend their sexual databank! They want you to allow her to do what she does, while you lead from the side. Her wingman is the best postition one could want.
Wingman: Eliminating the romantic confusion of manogamy, but maintain 100% access. Wingman: The enjoyment of exploring her growing boundaries.
Don's save her: She does what she does! She wants to be explored!
Fellas', when dealing with women you must be cognizent that she wants you to pay. She wants to pay / hurt / experience pain upon separation from her. For you tricked her into thinking you were successful or "rich" and she bought it. Her confidence was gained by your ability to maintain the payments for the facade. Ignorant was she in "believing" that you could maintain those hours at the job or meet the payment deadlines without slow-pay penalties. Laughter were your emotions then; and now she wants pain!
She will not allow you to "trick" another woman. She will not allow you to gain access to the amount of money necessary to "trick" another woman. And to add icing to the cake she wants you to feel pain. Physical, emotional, financial pain is assaulted upon you. Violence, fear, sadness, loneliness, payments, late-payments, and defaults are the results she seeks. A woman scorned is the woman you know.
Sometime before you passed her way, she was hurt. Some other guy moved on to different pastures, but she didn't want him to graze anywhere. And rationed the feed to you on her pasture only when some action performed by you fulfilled her satisfaction.
Abuse, abuse, abuse is all you receive from your lady. Classify her name however you choose: Prostitute, mistress, girlfriend, wife, hook-up, and "Harrieta Johanson" are common names she's called.
Why continue the abuse? Domestic and public abuse is what you experience from her constantly. You, [B]International Sex Guide[/B] reader are this guy!
For you've succomb to fathers before you. You've accepted the notion that, "it's cheaper to keep her!" You justify the abuse and rationed grazing by saying, "it's cheaper to keep her!" The rearing of a male offspring by your father(s) in the area of women was / is disasterous and your father(s) should by sued for malpractice!
The bad advice or failure to inform you of "common knowledge" among men with the aforementioned ladies is malpractice! For your father(s) significantly contributed to you being a victim of manipulation and extortion.
Extortion: The financial gain of one at the expense of another through intimidation and / or force. Your ladies are extortionists. If you leave her for another pasture or the possibility to graze elsewhere, she will make you pay and it is this fear of pain that keeps justifies, "it's cheaper to keep her." Your only outlet for the emotional strength to continue are Meat Loaf posts.
Thank God for Meat Loaf Posts!
It is only with good advice and the release of "common knowledge" by Meat Loaf that you gained / gain / or will gain the courage to "Just Say No!"
Repeat: Just Say No! Just Say No! Just Say No to the Manipulation! Just Say No to the Extortion, either attempted or previously successful. Just Say No Dammit.
Meat Loaf Fodder 4 Today.
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]THE MEAT LOAF writes:
In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on International Sex Guide.
For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?
--
Loaf,
That's bull shit man, twice I have told you I was gonna be in the country, including right now, and hell, this time you did not even give me the courtesy of offering a reply to my pm asking to buy you a beer. You one of those guys that is all smoke and no flame?
---[/QUOTE]
I'm a FRAUD! Meat Loaf is a FRAUD. The "man" behind el sobrenombre es fraude. ¿Verdad?
fellas', the objective of these posts as of late is to inform you of the possibilities and realities of nicaragua. you now understand the country and how one could live in nicaragua. also, what to expect from residency.
to monger 365 days with a new "fresh" piece of pussy achieved: us $220 monthly expense. i consider 365 p*ssies per year successful. do you? would that quantity constitute a successful monger?
to achieve this mongering success, one must live in nicaragua! so, how much do you want to spend so that you may achieve this mongering success? 365 different pieces of p*ssy per year!
if you can survive the ghetto. if you can survive the second poorest; the second most impoverished; the second most bleek society within the western hemisphere, out of a total 33 countries, then nicaragua is great!
can your survive the ghetto? if so, great! if not, that's fine too!
how much are you paying to live in the ghetto?
your objective is to f*ck 365 different women per year. everyday, you have sex with a different woman, and it only cost us $7.50.
do you want to live in the ghetto on a ghetto budget, barely surviving? or do you want to live in the ghetto on a "rich" budget? after all, you can purchase a dedicated sex-employee for us $150 - us $500 per month. or you can purchase a different piece of pussy everday for us $7.50.
look at those expenses increase.
how much are you spending to live the ghetto? it's a twisted-sword: you can spend us $5,000 per month to live in the "playboy mansion" or you can spend us $1,000 per month to live basic in the ghetto.
how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?
when living in the ghetto, you live in the ghetto. the ghetto is your blanket. the ghetto is your world! the ghetto has 5.5 million people, and you're just 1 person. you're insignificant numerically.
how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?
who wants to live in the ghetto? who wants to live in the ghetto just to monger everyday with 365 different women per year, for us $7.50 per prostitute?
for us $7.50 you can purchase a prostitute. 365 different women per year.
how many women did you sleep with last year? was it 365? in nicaragua, a man can confidently achieve sex with 365 different women per year, and only par us $7.50 per woman.
how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?
so what we have is: (1) you are capable of financially surviving the ghetto without financial worry. remember, there are no jobs in nicaragua, so you need to bring your own money. in the ghetto, everyone is watching. how many p*ssies are the locals f*cking? are they f*cking 365 women per year? no, but they could if they could afford to pay each woman us $7.50. you can!
this is why security is a concern. you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.
how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?
(2) how much are you bringing? how much do you want to spend? "playboy mansion" (us $5,000) or basic (us $1,000?) remember, there are no jobs in nicaragua, so you need to bring your own money. in the ghetto, everyone is watching. how many p*ssies are the locals f*cking? are they f*cking 365 women per year? no, but they could if they could afford to pay each woman us $7.50. you can!
this is why security is a concern. you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.
how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?
(3)you're paying "x" amount of money for cost of living.
you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.
how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?
(4) who do you talk to, everyday? what are you doing and going to do with your time? can you speak spanish? what are you going to do everyday with your time? remember, there are no jobs in nicaragua, so you need to bring your own money. in the ghetto, everyone is watching. how many p*ssies are the locals f*cking? are they f*cking 365 women per year? no, but they could if they could afford to pay each woman us $7.50. you can!
this is why security is a concern. you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.
how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?
(5) can you survive the ghetto mentality, culture, customs, aire, streets, residency? only haiti is worse! remember, there are no jobs in nicaragua, so you need to bring your own money. in the ghetto, everyone is watching. how many p*ssies are the locals f*cking? are they f*cking 365 women per year? no, but they could if they could afford to pay each woman us $7.50. you can!
this is why security is a concern. you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.
how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?
(6) if you're comfortable with how much you're paying to live in the ghetto and are not affected by existing in the ghetto, nicaragua is great! if not, don't worry: only haiti is worse!
if you're comfortable with nicaragua and your peer group, anyone, could make nicaragua paradise. there are lots of paradise opportunities in nicaragua. i displayed what us $60,000 can do. i displayed what us $1,000 can do. cash-in-hand is required to live here because no jobs exist.
how much do you want to pay to live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse!
I just walked around the corner to the pulperia (corner store) to purchase some vice(s.) During this brief walk I encountered a Chica Nica non-pro who I know from the "Gringo Network." Already knowing her financial situation- recently unemployeed- I knew where the conversation was heading.
Saludos were extended and she said my life is real bad 'cause she's without a job. The father of her latest baby is unemployeed too. And the father of her first child is?
She requested that I keep her posted of employment opportunities.
Reality: She's has no income stream coming-in to SURVIVE. The live-in "baby's daddy #2" has no income and is another mouth to feed. The two children have no source of income. How will this household SURVIVE. Food, clothing, shelter.
Prostitution: She's a non-pro in a desperate situation. She's an associate that knows not of my mongering success. She's a Chica Nica and all Chicas Nicas know that prostution is a major industry in Nicaragua. But she's a non-pro so it's only available as servicio dormicilio.
She needs the money to SURVIVE although she's not a prostitute.
Solution: Offer her US $7.50 for sex. SURVIVAL is her immediate and real concern. C$ 150 can feed her and her two kids for two (2) days!
Location: She doesn't want to be seen by the chismosos (gossipers,) so you'lll have to visit one of the many auto-hotels. She can sneek in without being scene. Cost US $15 for 3-hours.
Sexual Act: Since she has children to SURVIVE and a "non-financially producing" baby #2 dad, she wants a man to save her financially. She wants to SURVIVE. And the two (2) kids want to SURVIVE. She's a Chica Nica and they don't mind getting pregnant. In fact, if she gets panzona by you- the Gringo living on US $1,000 / US $3,000 / US $5,000 / etcetera, it would be better than what she has now. For she would have a permanent reason to access your dinero. It's never hard for a Gringo to get ass 'cause of this fact.
Future Relationship: Your "friendship" with her for years to come will be one of prostitution. Everytime she needs money, she will call you for the same deal, US $7.50. That's the standard rate for a piece of p*ssy and she's no different, "non-pro" or "pro."
This Situation Happens All the Time.
It's sad she has no money to SURVIVE. She can SURVIVE if she sells you some p*ssy for US $7.50. This is reality / life / SURVIVAL in Nicaragua.
It is "opportunities" like this that justify Nicaragua residence: The Ghetto is calling. Remember: 365 "fresh," "new" p*ssies per year.
How much do you want to spend to live in the Ghetto? Remember, only Haiti is worse!
How much do you want to spend to chase an almost unlimited supply of women in financial need?
How much do you want to spend impressing these women in financial need?
How much are you spending now, in your home country, to reap the rewards you have? Are you satisfied? If so, why are you reading Meat Loaf posts?
Nicaragua is a cash-in-hand society and you will have no assistance. You are on your own in Nicaragua: Nobody is going to be there to assist you in SURVIVAL. (You're only assistance / safety net will be I, Meat Loaf, and the few other Gringos you may or may not stumble upon. And we won't help you either: In Nicaragua, everyone needs help and you'll become mentally and emotionally removed 'cause you see the dispare daily. You live among the dispair. You, I, Meat Loaf, am SURVIVING Nicaragua and that's not easy feat. Only Haiti is worse!)
How much do you want to spend to live in Nicaragua and chase this seemingly endless supply of vicho (p*ssy?)
And don't forget about security: How much do you want to spend protecting your physical safety? And assets?
You can enter for US $1,000 per month.
You can live comfortable for US $3,000 per month.
You can live in the "Playboy Mansion" for US $5,000 per month.
Of course, for the same amount of monthly living expense you can reside in another country and not the Ghetto!
Nicaragua is not Costa Rica, Panama, Mexico, Guatemala, Colombia, Brazil, Republica Dominicana, Argentina, or Canada. Those countries have an American expat community, Nicaragua does not!
The aforementioned countries have thriving communities that for decades catered to Gringos. Nicaragua has two: San Juan del Sur (5,000 population) y Granada (40,000 population.) The aforementioned countries are "friends" of the USA, Nicaragua is not for the most part. The aforementioned countries will speak English, Nicaragua will not.
Here in Nicaragua, US Department of State figures state 5,000 Americans (Gringos) reside in Nicaragua. Total population of Nicaragua is 5.5 million.
How will you find / locate those 5,000 Gringos so that you have a sense of community. Where will you find the American Expats?
There are few and certain-specific locations, resources, and events that Gringos organize. And it's cool to be an active participant.
Your cost of living, not total income, is US $1,000, US $3,000, US $5,000 or more per month, and your neighbor's annual income is US $1,000.
You have tremendous buying power and financial power. Your cost of living is a minimum 12xs higher than everyone else, plus you have your total income. You have so much more than everyone else. 365 "new,' "fresh" p*ssies per year!
This is the reality of Nicaragua and being an American Expat. Everyone has so much buying power and financial strength. And every neighbor and person you interract with has so little. Even those Gringos that are basic (US $1,000) have buying power and financial strength.
Their monthly income (US $100) is your pocket change! And everyone needs to SURVIVE: Food, shelter, clothing.
How much do you want to spend to live in Ghetto?
This is the reality of being an American Expat in Nicaragua! And remember security: Security is always on the forefront of everyone's mind, el ladron (the thief.)
Loaf,
When I was working in Nica a while back, Gringos were retiring in the US and moving to some islands off the north coast of Nica. Then Hurricane Mitch came along and blasted those islands, so I don't know if Gringos are still retiring there.
I remember that a guy I worked with rented a house in Managua for himself and his wife to live in while we worked down there. They had hired two security guards for the house. It turned out that the security guards were stealing money from his wife's purse while she was out at the pool in the back yard.
Riggo
[QUOTE=Riggo]Loaf,
When I was working in Nica a while back, Gringos were retiring in the US and moving to some islands off the north coast of Nica. Then Hurricane Mitch came along and blasted those islands, so I don't know if Gringos are still retiring there.
I remember that a guy I worked with rented a house in Managua for himself and his wife to live in while we worked down there. They had hired two security guards for the house. It turned out that the security guards were stealing money from his wife's purse while she was out at the pool in the back yard.
Riggo[/QUOTE]
What's not guarded is stolen.
Worse yet, a group of citizens band together and "take over" your home. They simply walk into your home / property brandishing weapons and squat.
This was prevalent in years past and more common in the countryside or suburbs. (I've heard of stories where this has happened.)
they "say" they want a job, but never follow-through.
the nicaraguan is so "today" in their thinking. the nicaragua is so "this second" in their thinking that they can't do any different.
the girls do nothing until "flat broke" and then go to the brothel in desperation. when asked how much they need in monthly income for survival, they never know. they don't know how much it takes them to survive: they are content receiving whatever you give them.
the guys do nothing even while "flat broke." instead, they ask, beg, and plot theft(s.)
the nicaraguan has spent little time preparing for a sustainable career due to their "daily survival" mentality and "lack of optimism." they've never witnessed "steady employment" within their home, peers, and neighbors and don't understand the lifestyle. instead, they understand the "panhandle" lifestyle.
at least the usa offers welfare if you sit-around. nicaragua offers its citizens nothing if they sit-around.
i, meat loaf, am in a position where i can grant employment to any global citizen regardless of language. they "say" they want a job, but never follow-through as required. i can even "waive" criminal-convictions for the "deportees" allowing them "one more shot" at usa-income levels, but they never follow-through.
for you and i both, obtaining employment is a pro-active endeavor especially in an "under-employeed" market. they never take the initiative and send resume(s,) e-mail(s,) phone call(s,) or tools for work (ie. their person.)
it's fine with me 'cause i don't want nor need the responsibility / hassel of supervision: having to place "risk management" tools in place; train the nicaraguan employee on high-finance and low-finance; and spend money on infrastructure for "their" job is something i don't want to do. but i would do it if they actually were serious about employment.
this is another reason why you spend no money / share no money / gift no money to anyone.
nicaragua is 100% cash-in-hand: if the person does not have a job, f*ck 'em- that's their problem. if the person has no job, f*ck 'em- that's their problem. if the person ask you for a favor, f*ck 'em- that's their problem. whatever "story" you hear, you're emotion / reaction / concern is f*ck 'em. if you do this, then you can live in nicaragua comfortably.
they "say" they want a job, but don't exhibit the actions of someone that wants a job.
maybe those that have employeed nicaraguans can elaborate on this behaivor. (ie. tj texan, riggo, etcetera.)
Where do you live is (1) asked by everyone, (2) within the first five questions, usually delivered in "interview" style, and (3) when told "none of your business," they realize the difference in cultures.
You never really know if the person asking you, "¿a dondé vives?" is asking from pure curiosity or with alterior motives. It's best to assume the second. Nicaragua is gossip central #1 and your address will be revealed in their general conversation with others.
Conversations like: (1) I know a Gringo and they live at "XYZ," (2) I know "XYZ" person and they live at "XYZ" address, and / or (3) lets go to "XYZ" person's house and ask for a favor. This is how your address will be revealed to "Pepe, Pablo y Pedro."
If the question was asked from general interest it is best to answer: "¡Aqui, no más!" (Close-by.) Not satisfied, they will ask again, "¿A Dondé Vives?" Your response again will be, "Aqui, no más!" Terciery, they will ask, "¿a dondé?" and you respond with a can of whoop-a*s for them asking stupid-a*s questions.
After this verbal assault has taken place, they will no longer ask you your address. Tomorrow will be a new day with a new stranger asking you, ¿A Dondé Vives?
As usual Sr. Loaf is pretty much dead on the money. I would have to say that I stronly agree with 70% of what he writes and somewhat agree with the other 30%.
I don't think Meat Loaf is "down" on Nicaragua, he just calls things exactly like he sees them in the sense, and this is speculation on my part, that if something exceeds his expectations then it is a huge bonus.
My experience with Nicaraguans has been fairly good. They are hard working and industrious people for the most part, to survive down here they have to be. I would assume that due to the 80's and the typical Latin "wussyfication" they are a "fragil" group as whole. By "fragil" I mean they are hypochondiracts (sp) and get sick a whole bunch, miss too much work, they take things to the extreme in terms of worry about illnesses and other ailments. In other words this country is wimpy to me.
Meat Loaf is right about the cash in hand scenario down here. But Nicaraguan are typically Latin in the sense that they sometimes think something has much more value than it really does and would prefer to about starve than to sell something for fair market value.
The expectations of quality work and job performance down here is low, but that can be changed with training and follow up. As with most Latin American countries follow up has to be 34 times what it is in the US. It takes a year for something to become habit, like clocking into work each day.
This is the most "worried about getting paid" society that I have ever been around. There must be good reason for that or they would not be that way, credit is hard to come by and even after having a very long business relationship people are still scared about getting paid. As compared to Mexico, where if you establish a relationship people are very nonchalant about payment and terms, in Nicaragua it is the most important part of any business or transaction and one that is repeatedly touched on.
Nicaragua is a good place, save for a ton of BS and problems. But the political situation here is an absolute wreck and the population as a whole, from the ultra elite rich to the poorest of the barrio Dimitrov don't have a real grasp on how to go about making things better, therefore they probably won't. I used to have a lot of expectations for this country, but not any more, not by a long shot.
As many may know, I, Meat Loaf, am a multi-faceted individual. Like a chammilian, I change according to the environment. It occurred to me yesterday while making a business transaction that I may be spending too much time in the streets.
When individuals you have daily contact with start going to jail, it signals to me that I may be spending a little too much time in the streets of Managua. With
law enforcement almost non-existent, there has to be a major reason for these individuals to get "booked" or they simply must have the worse luck ever. Why? Unless you visit the police station you will not see any police.
The streets are calling, but only voice mail messages are being taken.
[QUOTE=Tj Texan]As usual Sr. Loaf is pretty much dead on the money. I would have to say that I stronly agree with 70% of what he writes and somewhat agree with the other 30%.
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Keep drinking the Kool-Aid. LOL.
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Before moving here, Nicaragua, I assumed that the population would be skinny due to their lack of money. I was wrong! These motherf*ckers are fat! These Nicas are grueso (thick.) These Nicas are 5'8" - 6'2". These chavalas are grueso. These chavalas have panzas (gutts.)
Eating fried rice 3 times per day. Eating fried bread-products. Drinking beer. Drinking rum. Drinking soda. Eating beans everyday for life. Drinking leche (milk.) They love bread! Pico, pan simple, rodillos, etcetera will stack the pounds.
Honestly, they eat better than the majority of the USA population. The USA eats non-balanced meals: USA eats bullsh*t food. Nicaragua eats a balanced diet, high in starch (grain products) and well balanced.
Typical meal:
Breakfast: leche, pan, queso, huevos.
Almuerzo: beans, rice, steak / chicken / pork., vegetables.
Cena: beans, rice, pan or tortilla, cole slaw, steak / chicken / pork.
It's the best meal for US $1.50. (Nicaraguan diet is a thousand times better than Mexico. Nicaraguan diet has less variety than Panama. Nicaraguan diet gets real boring after a few weeks. Nicaraguan diet has little variety: SURVIVAL.)
Thea average Hombre Nica has 200 lbs. plus, and is shorter than USA. They have "meat" covering every limb, bone, and body part. They carry about 20 -50 pounds of weight / fat in their gutt. Girls: 10 - 30 pounds of weight / fat in their gutt. If you don't like fat girls, don't come to Nicaragua!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
You never really know if the person asking you, "¿a dondé vives?" is asking from pure curiosity or with alterior motives..[/QUOTE]
A donde vives is where to live?. (Lit: to where you live?)
They ask me, donde vives?, where do you live?
It is ulterior BTW.
But the point of overall snoopiness describes a lot of Nicas.
* I'm listening to Brazilian Funk and feel like writing so *
Rice: Everyday, every meal. They feel naked and lost if rice is not cooked for each meal, regardless of the other portions. ¡Que Puta! They prepare rice by washing it, pouring cooking oil into the skillet (sarten), and frying the rice, before sancocho (boiling.) Truth be told: They can't cook and don't know how to cook rice. Borriquenos (Puerto Ricans) know how to fry rice and make it taste good. Arroz con gandules. Arroz Nica = Guacala (nasty flavor.) And don't get played by purchasing Arroz Chino (Chinese exported rice) with the black line: Arroz Chino is harder than Meat Loaf d*ck!
Bananas / Plantains (Banano / Plantano) / Tostones (Deep-Fried Plantain): Twice per day- lunch and dinner. ¿quien es el mono? (Who's the monkey?) Non-ripe bananas boiled. Plaintains deep-fried. Plaintains lightly fried.
Cole Slaw (Ensalada): Cabage (mispelled) is the primary ingrediant with some "salsa." I should write liquid water is poured upon the cabbage since it's void tomatoes, green peppers, and other spices.
Carne (beef): They eat beef everyday, all day! The steak you purchase at Albertsons, Jewel, Piggly Wiggly, etcetera aint sh*t to Nica Beef. Only Argentina eats more beef. Beef is a major Nicaraguan export! Beef is prepared by boil (beef stew of many varieties: Carne Tapado.) Beef is prepared by asado (bar-b-que.) Barbeque not! Beef cooked over charcoal with no bar-b-que sauce is asado. The flavor of charcoal is your seasoning.
I cannot possibly write enough about Carne Asado: Carne Asado is Nicaragua all day, everyday: Carne Asado is how you live/ SURVIVE!
* More Food Commentary to Come *
the bullsh*t will get to you sooner or later!
there's a reason why expats reside in guadalajara, acapulco, d.f., cancun, costa rica, panama, medellin, cartagena, rio de janiero, sao paolo, buenos aires, santo domingo, virgin islands (u.s. & british,) san juan, ocho rios, montego bay: infrastructure, support network, and previous inhabitants expereince.
nicaragua is the location for the "diy." do-it-yourself. there is none of the above here.
5,000 gringo residents. 70,000 tourists per year, and this includes transients via bus lines and connecting flights and boats.
as the "lone wolf," the society will bleed you, extract all they can from you, and leave you dry when your time of assistance is needed.
this is nicaragua: they can't help themselves, less you!
nicaragua is cool for a short-vacation, pre-paid, but beyond that your only existence is foreign direct investment with zero (0%) ror (rate of return.)
forget about making money here; forget about finding your next wife here; forget about improving society here; forget about all of the things that makes a gringo go abroad. for all of those desires, contributions to the community, etcetera are being performed in the above locations and with the prequisite support and desire. here, the desire is to fleece!
fellas', don't attempt to diy. it can't be done, and if so you're loosing on the ror.
100% cash-in-hand: what are you going to do when the atm card is lost, stolen, or damaged? who will you call until the replacement is issued in 10 days? who among your "peers," (and we know that few peers exist) can aide your distress. us $100 per month:
there's reason why no other [b]international sex guide[/b] contributor "blew-up" the nicaraguan thread before i. reason being, they're intelligent, and meat loaf is 100% diy.
when the alcohol, sex, and drug usage (not that i endulge) are over, nicaragua is still just one step above haiti!
that's today's rant and may this post be the most useful of all 600 meat loaf posts.
Hey, Mr. Meat Loaf,
I am here, in your beautiful city! I drove from Atlanta. I did not know when I would be here so I did not email you in advanced. I am at the Crown Plaza, but only for one night. I did not know where to go. I will be here a couple of days or? How do I find you? Lets have some fun? Help me find nice girl and a more moderate priced hotel.
You can email me [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]. Or find me at the hotel. My big red Suzuki is parked it main entry area. I have a membership and I went to use the pm and it wanted to charge me another membership. Go figure.
Hope to see you, Martin
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Meatloaf,
I love your real, no B. S. Thoughts I have not been to nic but have been many other places with the thoughts of following my dream to get out of the US and being able to make a living on a beach with bikini clad chicas surrounding me like I am the gringo that will fullfill their life and dreams. This being said, the closer I get to this dream I always return to the US realizing that the infrastructure, medical situations, and investment opportunities in these other places are just that- a dream. Thanks alot Meatloaf for your real perspective beyond the banging hot 18 yr olds.
No offense Meatloaf...
but the Nico Times states that in 2008,,,Tourism Still A Bright Spot, Up 7% in 2008
Specifically, they state:
In total, 857,480 international tourists visited Nicaragua in 2008, up from 799,996 tourists the year before.
Quite a contrast as to what you quoted.
70,000 vs 857,000
[url]http://www.nicatimes.net/nicaarchive/2009_01/0116091.htm[/url]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Thea average Hombre Nica has 200 lbs. Plus, and is shorter than USA. They have "meat" covering every limb, bone, and body part. They carry about 20.50 pounds of weight / fat in their gutt. Girls: 10. 30 pounds of weight / fat in their gutt. If you don't like fat girls, don't come to Nicaragua! [/QUOTE]I agree with M L. About the girls being chubby and being appx 10. 30 lbs overweight. Most girls are SHORTER than the avg america girl.
If you go to a beach in nica and compare it with a beach in a warm climate. Say florida or california USA. You will find far better bodies and much more attractive girls in the usa.
Do you agree senor loaf?
[QUOTE=El Vagabundo]Hey, Mr. Meat Loaf,
I am here, in your beautiful city! I drove from Atlanta. I did not know when I would be here so I did not email you in advanced. I am at the Crown Plaza, but only for one night. I did not know where to go. I will be here a couple of days or? How do I find you? Lets have some fun? Help me find nice girl and a more moderate priced hotel.
You can email me [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]. Or find me at the hotel. My big red Suzuki is parked it main entry area. I have a membership and I went to use the pm and it wanted to charge me another membership. Go figure.
Hope to see you, Martin
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You're in luck 'cause I'm about to hit the scene this morning. Traveling to Crown Plaza, US $180 per night, to look for your big truck is not going to happen, but I will keep my eyes open for a Gringo.
ATL - MGA. You do realize that Spirit Airlines from ATL - MGA is US $200?
Glad to see you read my posts. Let's monger.
[quote=thelmas gone]meatloaf,
i love your real, no b. s. thoughts i have not been to nic but have been many other places with the thoughts of following my dream to get out of the us and being able to make a living on a beach with bikini clad chicas surrounding me like i am the gringo that will fullfill their life and dreams. this being said, the closer i get to this dream i always return to the us realizing that the infrastructure, medical situations, and investment opportunities in these other places are just that- a dream. thanks alot meatloaf for your real perspective beyond the banging hot 18 yr olds.[/quote]
i love the commentary!
yeah, it's a dream: the same things that make us want to go abroad, makes us want to return home- u.s.a.
in what other country can you spend the most money every in the history of the world, in less than 13 hours- us $787 billion.
old gringos, go ahead and enjoy yourselves on my dime. don't worry about it. i don't mind paying more taxes for you to continue living financially irresponsible on consumer credit. sure, let me pay 36% on irs 1040 since us $130,000 is "rich."
i write this real sh*t 'cause i actually rely upon [b]international sex guide[/b] as my barometer for residence, travel, and sexual fantasy. at least those with interest on nicaragua will know the real deal, 360 degree angle.
my entire childhood i heard of my parents wanting to visit international cities and event, but like most it was just mental with zero follow-through. since i'm the internationalist within my family for over a decade, i've given them the courage and opportunity to fulfill this 30-year old dream.
fellas', relocate or move abroad is that's your calling: don't die with yet another aspiration not being fulfilled. there are so many things that went wrong in your lives or you never achieved, don't let international residence be yet another.
truth b told: there's a reason the 1st world is the 1st world; the 2nd world is the 2nd world; and the 3rd world is the 3rd world. it's designed like that! our usa lifestyle and that of other g12 needs "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor" countries to exploit. we need 2nd world countries to tease about becoming usa. we need 1st world countries 'cause they are our peers.
thank you for the kind words thelmas gone; i love your name too; and enjoy the remaining posts on nicaragua as i prepare g8 relocation.
dios bendiga a vos. (god blesses you)
[QUOTE=Eric7]No offense Meatloaf...
but the Nico Times states that in 2008,,,Tourism Still A Bright Spot, Up 7% in 2008
Specifically, they state:
In total, 857,480 international tourists visited Nicaragua in 2008, up from 799,996 tourists the year before.
Quite a contrast as to what you quoted.
70,000 vs 857,000
[url]http://www.nicatimes.net/nicaarchive/2009_01/0116091.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
Eric7,
Good Job! I have so many stats and facts that I sometimes get confused. Thank you for the clarrification and research. I don't want to mis-represent facts. I'll leave that to Obama.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You're in luck 'cause I'm about to hit the scene this morning. Traveling to Crown Plaza, US $180 per night, to look for your big truck is not going to happen, but I will keep my eyes open for a Gringo.
ATL - MGA. You do realize that Spirit Airlines from ATL - MGA is US $200?
Glad to see you read my posts. Let's monger.[/QUOTE]I am moving today, I do not know where yet. I checked my subscription and it ran out in December, so I re-upped this morning. I will have PM when Jackson sets me up. If you have a phone number send it to me, I will get a sim today and have service. Send me a place to meet up with you later.
They had a special here at the Plaza, only $110, but still too much for me. I like around $45 a night for a real nice place. I am going to check out Hotel Kelly and Bello Horizonte this morning. A taxi guy here at the hotel recommends them. If I knew where Cristo Rey was, I would check that out too.
If I had known that a flight was only $200, I would not have driven. 2 weeks on the road and I could have been here in 4 hours. Next time!
El Vagabundo
[QUOTE=El Vagabundo]I am moving today, I do not know where yet. I checked my subscription and it ran out in December, so I re-upped this morning. I will have PM when Jackson sets me up. If you have a phone number send it to me, I will get a sim today and have service. Send me a place to meet up with you later.
They had a special here at the Plaza, only $110, but still too much for me. I like around $45 a night for a real nice place. I am going to check out Hotel Kelly and Bello Horizonte this morning. A taxi guy here at the hotel recommends them. If I knew where Cristo Rey was, I would check that out too.
If I had known that a flight was only $200, I would not have driven. 2 weeks on the road and I could have been here in 4 hours. Next time!
El Vagabundo[/QUOTE]
With a name like vago you will blend-in nicely!
[quote=meat loaf]i love the commentary!
truth b told: there's a reason the 1st world is the 1st world; the 2nd world is the 2nd world; and the 3rd world is the 3rd world. it's designed like that! our usa lifestyle and that of other g12 needs "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor" countries to exploit. we need 2nd world countries to tease about becoming usa. we need 1st world countries 'cause they are our peers.
[/quote]
actually, and this is splitting hairs, the 2nd world is referring to the previous communist bloc countries ie. the soviet union and their ilk. a better example put forth were rings of countries where the most developed were in the center and expanding out were less developed. such as the england in the middle, mexico a couple of rings out, with sierra leon on the outside.
[QUOTE=Doubt98]Actually, and this is splitting hairs, the 2nd world is referring to the previous communist bloc countries ie. the Soviet Union and their ilk. A better example put forth were rings of countries where the most developed were in the center and expanding out were less developed. Such as the England in the middle, Mexico a couple of rings out, with Sierra Leon on the outside.[/QUOTE]
I like the way you think "Doubt98."
It's always been amazing to me how that little-ass country, 45 million populace (I believe) today and less 500 years ago, took over the world and created G12.
South Africa, Canada, UK, Ireland, New Zealand, Australia, USA: All of the financial powers of the world. The cool thing is since the system is British-based, it's relatively easy to conduct business in the above countries.
"Doubt98," I know that you know about the world, but tell me about these women. Remember, this is [B]International Sex Guide.[/B]
[QUOTE=Water Boy]I agree with M L. About the girls being chubby and being appx 10. 30 lbs overweight. Most girls are SHORTER than the avg america girl.
If you go to a beach in nica and compare it with a beach in a warm climate. Say florida or california USA. You will find far better bodies and much more attractive girls in the usa.
Do you agree senor loaf?[/QUOTE]
I see that you've built-up your post count. Very impressive. Where are you mongering at?
Just like year 2007 and year 2008, I agree with "Water Boy."
"Water Boy," is an international monger who has layed more trans-Atlantic pipe than ATT. I cannot stress enough the abundance of "chubby chicks."
I, Meat Loaf, like to cuddle and "chubby chicks" are softer to lay upon and squeeze. The problem arises when it's time to f*ck them and you, the guy, have to manuever all of that weight. Hell, if I wanted to work out, I would go to the gym and do bench press, squats, deadlifts, etcetera. And another bad thing about "Fat A*s B*tches" is that if they talk negatively about your d*ck skills, the other girls loose respect 'cause the chubby is saying it and they consider themselves better than the chubby. Hence, I keep a chubby for cuddling and a skinny for stroking.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I like the way you think "Doubt98."
It's always been amazing to me how that little-ass country, 45 million populace (I believe) today and less 500 years ago, took over the world and created G12.
South Africa, Canada, UK, Ireland, New Zealand, Australia, USA: All of the financial powers of the world. The cool thing is since the system is British-based, it's relatively easy to conduct business in the above countries.
"Doubt98," I know that you know about the world, but tell me about these women. Remember, this is [B]International Sex Guide.[/B][/QUOTE]
The reason for such a small country with such big influence is the established rule of law, or lack of, which is constantly referred to in your previous posts.
I can tell you about the women of Nicaragua and women in any other country. The more you know the less you'll pay. That is all I can tell you about these women.
¡bienvendos guey puta!
everyone knows that i'm successful. so why did i choose to relocate to nicaragua? us $60,000: the second poorest country within the hemisphere. haiti speaks french and ese idioma no vale verga (that language aint good for sh*t.) pero (but) nicaragua is a spanish-speaking country, por lo tanto aqui estoy (therefore i'm here.)
for us $60,000 everyday is a party! for us $60,000 you're the king protected by armed security!
as a youth i was inspired to pursue latin america based upon a few things:
(1) al pacino in scarface, (2) a la feria de alergria, (3) a la cama de don porcel, (4) them puerto rican girls, (5) those aztecas, and (6) the currency appreciation. hence, i'm here.
spending years in the ghetto- for fun- has gotten old!
my residence: (1) brooklyn hieghts, ny; (2) clear lake & sugar land, tx; (3) lauderhill, fl; (4) alpharetta & cobb county, ga; (5) gold coast, il; (6) condessa, mx; (7) sur de cali, co; and other locations of affluence. this "ghetto-sh*t" aint me. i want to shine!
shine! floss! gloss! i'm a relatively young successful player that wants to spend until the end. you cannot spend to the end and shine while on the grind in nicaragua. panama, si.
marbella: ferrari store; range rover store; armador marina.
this bs is old!
i want to make this money and spend it! i'm a fuck*n capitalist from america so you know i'm ruthless.
even the usa-biggest looser is a success in nicaragua! you can't and aint gonna' change the fabric of the cutt. the only thing that will change is you becoming more and more ghetto for survival.
pimp slapping hoes! back-handing fellas! and always waiting for the extorsion or request for financial compensation.
i move to nicaragua for 1 thing: to outspend and dominate the populace! always on strap, i did exactly that. after approximately 2.5 years in the cutt, on the grind, in the dirty i've tarnished.
i want this money! i got this money! i want to spend this money without the security concerns. actually, it's hard to spend us $100 within 1-day unless you're inviting strangers and other leeches (the populace.)
you can only "fake the funk" for so long. you can only participate on their level for so long. if you are like me, in the major leagues of your profession, then competing in the "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]-wee league" is purely entertainment.
fellas', i'm a cocky, conceided individual that calls a spade a spade.
i recommend the three (3) month tour only! do not live here any longer than that! it's garbage! meat loaf, are you employeed by the ministry of tourism? ¡ chingada no!
meat loaf, are you bitter or stained by nicaragua? no, i'm revealing true facts and realities. those that live here already know, agree, and exist by the bs.
who will you talk to? who are your peers? if you think being a "business owner" means anything, it's worse with them. they want to spend like gringos, but can't. result: you're paying for everything, gringo.
summary: if you want to live your life or expat experience to the fullest, nicaragua is not the place!
meat loaf, will you return to nicaragua? yes, with a privately-employeed army of body guards and more floss than proctor & gamble. why the security? 'cause i'm gonna' shine! us $60,000 is not enough to live in nicaragua correctly.
* follow what i'm writing.*
us $60,000 is not to live in nicaragua attempting to avoid the bs.
i'm talking private planes (beachcraft, cesna, king air;) i'm talking pilot house yacht; i'm talking 24 hour residencial staff; i'm talking armed security for the "haters."
the bs is so abundant in nicaragua that you must leave frequently. you must leave at least monthly to stay sane. flights to other countries with affluance.
for us $1,300 per month rent, i live with the rich! and they aint on my level, per se.
rant over.
I am reading your report with interest. Why do you mention 60. 000 USD. Spending money per month? Is that anything special?
I will give Nicaragua a try and will PM you. If you have time, I would appreciate if you give me some introductions. I am looking forward to meet you.
Carlos
[QUOTE=Carlos Primeros]I am reading your report with interest. Why do you mention 60. 000 USD. Spending money per month? Is that anything special?
I will give Nicaragua a try and will PM you. If you have time, I would appreciate if you give me some introductions. I am looking forward to meet you.
Carlos[/QUOTE]
Carlos,
Meat Loaf posts are a continuous volume of work. One must go back to the beginning of Meat Loaf, August 2007, to follow my train of thought and writing.
Meat Loaf has been on the pursuit, and semi-achieved, of three (3) live-in sex employees at his 4 bedroom rental with inground pool. Total expense / budget is US $60,000 per year.
Fellas', if you plan to monger Managua, please don't contact me at the last minute. Contact me early so we can develop rapport. I don't know you guys and some people don't like the truth I write and may have alterior motives when meeting me. Hence, after I get to know you a bit, we can hang out: In contrast, I meet total strangers and monger with them at introduction.
If a person is "lucky enough" to have the privlege / talent / ability to earn US US $60,000 and reside in Nicaragua, these are the lifestyle possibilities.
Basically: Imagine having your USA-job, but reside in Nicaragua. Of course, that's almost impossible becuase the salary for almost all manual labor jobs is below US $200 per month. For white collar jobs, and they rarely exist and then you earn up to US $1,000. Of course exceptions exist, but the above is the market price for 90% of the population.
Conclusion: You can't afford to live in Nicaragua. No source of income.
You can only afford to live in the USA. That's your source of income; mode of survival; US $60,000. And I think we can all agree that US $60,000 does not go far.
US $60,000 in the USA / US $5,000 per month:
1 Bedroom Apartment: US $ 800 per month
Utilities (lights, gas, cable, internet, home phone, cellphone): US $200
Food: US $250
Student Loans (Who do you think is in the demographic that earns US $60,000? Uncle Sam actually extended the repayment terms up to 30 years.): US $300 per month for 25 years
Credit Cards: US $200
Car Payment / Lease: US $400
Car Insurance: US $150
Gasoline: US $150
(Police Ticket Fund: (You better believe that the USA extorts drivers via tickets and incarceration for non-payment.) US $20)
Child Support: (Standard rate is 17 - 20% of gross income. This is non-taxable income to the mother (custodial parent.) If you the male want to become the custodial parent, the attorney fee is US 2,000 - US $5,000 cash payment / credit card / possibly payment plan. 'Oh and remember that she or the custodial parent gets to claim the child and receive the deductions valued at US $2,000 - US $3,000 per child. Let's add the numbers: US $60,000 x 20% = US $12,000 or US $1,000 per month.)
Child Visitation: US $200
Dating / Romance (Let's just say 1-date: movies (US $30; TGIFridays dinner and drinks US $50; nightclub US $75; and hopefully sex afterward. And the sad thing is that you earn US $60,000): US $500
Entertainment by Yourself or with the Fellas': US $500
401K / IRA Plan: US $500
Other: US $400
* Compare this USA-lifestyle to the Nicaragua-lifestyle at the same price US $60,000. So having the Playboy Mansion for US $60,000 is better than living in the USA 'cause US $60,000 will have you living in a 1-bedroom and dating at Applebees. LOL. USA #1.*
Conclusion: You can't afford to live in Nicaragua. No source of income.
You can only afford to live in the USA. That's your source of income; mode of survival; US $60,000. And I think we can all agree that US $60,000 does not go far.
Sorry that I mis-understood. You put it right. Luckily I am not living in the US. Luckily I do not depend on income I have to physically work for at one place.
I will - if you permit - give you ample warning when I come to Nicaragua.
You are certainly a very interesting guy. I am looking forward seeing you.
Carlos
[QUOTE=Carlos Primeros]Sorry that I mis-understood. You put it right. Luckily I am not living in the US. Luckily I do not depend on income I have to physically work for at one place.
I will - if you permit - give you ample warning when I come to Nicaragua.
You are certainly a very interesting guy. I am looking forward seeing you.
Carlos[/QUOTE]
Gentlemen like you Carlos, verifty my confidence in [b}International Sex Guide[/B] posters. Lurkers, keep lurking: Lurkers can be found in dark movie theatres, government managed parks, and back alleys. For they are always scared of being seen and find themselves lurking with undesirables.
I hear you on the money tip and geographical dependance.
(My spelling has gotten bad as of recent.)
Adios.
Grand Pollo has documented the need for security and armed-security when traveling through or visiting certain areas. Where are those areas? Anywhere you go within Nicaragua.
The poverty makes Nicaragua volatile at any given moment: You never know who does not have US $1.50 to eat a four course meal. You never know their economic reality. The one certainty is, "you have more than they have." And the other certainty is, "everyone is poor with the constant financial demands of survival." Conclusion: At anytime you can become a victim and you never know who the perpetrator will be. Gossip Central & Family Survival First. You're a foreigner so go home, go to the ATM, call family in the USA, or whatever; but "we" Nicas only have survival.
Nicaragua is a country where you need to take your security personally.
(1) Immediately upon arrival, go visit the police station and hire a police officer. The USA has anti-bribery laws when overseas, so how you manage compensation is important. Consultancy. The police chief or capitan on payroll will help ensure quality police assistance when required. Otherwise, vete el diablo (go to hell!) Cost: C$ 150 per month, local-pricing.
(2) Get licensed through "temporary resident" visa for a concealed carry handgun. No 51% law exist like Texas and therefore you can enter any lugar with the handgun.
(3) Hire an armed-secuirty firm to guard your property. US $200 per month, per guard.
(4) Hire an armed-security firm to role shotgun with you. US $200 per month, per guard.
(5) or Hire an off-duty police officer. US $100 per month, per guard. (Starting salary for police officers is US $60 per month.)
(6) Hire as many armed guards and off-duty police as you like. My objective is to have a small persoanl army, just like el comandante president Daniel Ortega.
Now, you are protected for the BS. The BS will come and that's a guarantee. Who will help you when the time comes? Your staff! Your friends are questionable. The police will never arrive.
What to avoid is when the barrio teams-up against you and take matters into their hands. Mob violence! Kidnapping you to the police station: They place assailants in the trunk of cars in temperatures over 100 degrees and drive to the police station. Common practice. Common practice also is the police not arriving. If they do, they join-in on the mob violence. And don't forget the media encouraging the nonsense by recording it for later broadcast. It's straight stupid!
This is why you need personal protection. A few gunshots into the air and brandishing arms will calm the mob down.
Hopefully, you see and understand what this post is saying.
Adios.
Since the last post- check the time- I went to the ATM and got US $500. Watching my back, like always, I returned to my 'hood. What did I see? The police with gun in hand corraling 3 suspects.
Witnesses say that a middle-aged woman was the victim of the three ladrones. But why the lady walked away into the neighborhood while the police guarded the three is unknown.
Police assistance arrived in droves: 1 pick-up to transport, 1 police car, 1 motorcycle with two cops riding, and another motorcycle.
Handcuffs are in rare supply so the police use the chain gang method.
Compared to the USA- masters of enslavement (ie. prison, jail, slavery)- these cops can't police or control the crime scene. With gun in hand he stood, but the suspects were walking, talking, screaming, and other signs of Nicaragua communication (ie. caos.)
Conclusion: You never know what's going to jump off and I was carrying US $500 or the equivalent to 3 - 12 months income. 3 if you have a job, and 12 if you're a ladron.
Read the other Meat Loaf post about the bus robbery at knife-point.
As I posted last week, when a girl needs money what other choice do they have?
So I know some pandilleros (gangbangers) and one of the pandilleros introduced me to his sister. She's a nice girl with a kid, as usual. She's alright.
Well, she revealed that life is bad right now 'cause she need US $100 for something. What? Don't even ask: They always need money for something.
This is just another example of how abundant a*s is here in Nicaragua if you have money: You can't afford to live in Nicaragua 'cause you'll spend all of your money and have 0% ability to make / earn money.
I thought about it, but my standard payput is US $7.50 for a*s and I don't need the pandillero drama caused by her emotions and future monetary needs.
Just so you can understand the "strangeness" and reality of Nicaragua, I'll reveal this truth.
Bilingual employees have the best chance at success (financial, which equates to social) within society. Exempt are those of privlege like Casa Pelas, Herty, Ortega, etcetera.
The majority of bilingual citizens are deported from the U.S.A. If this a fair statement? Yes! For employment one must live in Nicaragua: The Nicaraguan-nationals that speak English may reside and maintain agency in Miami. So for the most part, Bilingual Nicaragua living in Nicaragua = Deportee from the U.S.A.
As discussed previously, the deported persons were either convicted of a (1) violent crime, or (2) drug charge; served state of federal prison time; and were deported at the end of their sentence. (Of course, one can get deported for a myriad of reasons, but we're speaking about the majority of deportation cases.)
These criminals return to Nicaragua after living / learning / experiencing the "World's #1 Crime Market"- the U.S.A. For they've learned alot about crime and attempted to reach criminal success while "visiting" the U.S.A.
Now, they are "back at home" after 10 - 20 years; living with family; relying upon other family members to financially support them. But wait, they speak accented of non-accented English.
Nicaraguan call centers give these deportees the opportuntity to earn up to US $1,000 per month in compensation. This ganancia in a country where the average monthly income is US $100. The deported criminals from the world's #1 employment market are the financial successes of Nicaragua! The average Joe admires their earning capabilities. The average Joe is 100% of Nicaragua: The success in society aren't really competitively successful, but recipients of nepotism and other protectionist policies, both in family and business.
So you have one society's rejects as another society's successes!
P.S. The average hourly Nicaraguan wage for bilingual call center is US $3 per hour, while in the U.S.A. the bilingual call center agent would earn US $7 per hour. Or English-speaking only agents earn US $7 per hour. For the most part, the same telemarkter in U.S.A. earning US $7 is the same-type of person earning US $3 in Nicaragua. High turnover, criminal convictions, drug usage, lack of education, etcetera.
What motivates one to relocate to Nicaragua is the appearance of a cheap existence or entry, but it's expensive.
Everyday people ask you for money, a loan, to purchase something used, to pawn something, a gift, or some other form of monetary exchange with little consideration (something in exchange.)
I was amazed last week when someone presented their resume with documentation to me. It only took him 2.5 years. Too bad for him that my Nicaraguan party is coming to an end.
So I scheduled an interview with this college graduate who owns a Comida Nica food stand. The day of the interview he did not arrive. When I saw him later that day I asked, "what happened?" He replied the number #1 Nicaraguan excuse: "El Nino esta infermo" (my child is sick.)
These Ninos Nicas are weak! They go to the doctor for anything! How this is possible when every block has an over-the-counter pharmacy is amazing. Self-medicate!
So I revealed to this applicant that while he was nursing the nino, I was making US $300 before lunch; ate lunch at the brothel; returned to the executive desk and made another US $300; and picked-up another US $300 overnight. Within 24 hours since his scheduled interview I had earned US $1,000. This was revealed as normal conversation.
The next morning he arrived early for our re-scheduled interview. I blew his mind away with the employment opportunity. I disclosed to him that within 18-months he should earn US $100,000 per year. In fact, that's the production quota to stay employed. He left the interview with his mind f*cked.
Today, I made a run to the store and the request came: The nino is sick and needs medicine. US $100. ¡Por favor! I don't give loans especially for illness. Sometimes the neighborhood knocks upon my door with a similar story and they recieve a similar "no." Inconvient!
So, the request for you to earn money to give to them is constant. But when you need something where are they? And they live with up to ten (10) people within the same house.
You can run, but you can't hide the constant "sobb stories" and requests for money while in Nicaragua.
Does Meat Loaf have nothing else to do other than post on [B]International Sex Guide?[/B] If your focus was getting some a*s and not reading about me getting a*s then you would post too!
I cleaned house on the vagabundas living with me for the past few weeks. With the economy going south and the massive layoffs in your neighborhood, I decided to ease my sex-employee payroll. Therefore, I've been "Doing it Alone" for the past five days: Just Meat Loaf and his security remain after the layoffs.
Running an Excel Spreadsheet really puts expenses into focus. I can get more p*ssy in the USA for free than I can purchase in Nicaragua! What? How is that possible Meat Loaf when ass cost US $7.50 per polvo? SImple. I pay US $0.00.
Baboso!
Stop Lying! Everyone pays! Wrong! I purchase "props" and not time. The "props" last longer and attract more bait.
Leased Car: US $700 per month.
Value: Anyone that reads the car emblem.
Where am I driving her? To my house!
Anyway, I was at the brother for the past two days comtemplating whom I wanted to make my sex-employee! Understand: The brothel is nothing more than a supermarket of p*ssy for sale per hour (hourly wage) or salary (weekly compensation.) Which is more secure for her? Remember, she's a woman and they like security!
But after two years of living with over 13 women, sometimes in groups of three, I've worn tired! I don't want to purchase "used brothel property" anymore. I'd rather purchase "non-pro" and do the same thing!
So, I returned home and opened my front door and windows. Listening to music I attracted the attention of a 19 yo. I shouted her name. She responded. She was invited into my living room and accepted. I was shocked: The lure of free shit is too much to refuse for Nicaraguans!
What just happened?
This girl remembered me from somewhere local. Unlike you old Gringos that gain confidence preying upon "teenies," I do not. Her age is of little interest except to explore in search of your facination.
Negotiations were help concerning her employment and compensation was agreed. Amount: Too respectful to quote, but suffice it to say I'm being charged per second and 30-minutes like you guys.
What should I do? Do I even want to deal with more chicas right now?
I'm accustomed to having orgasms up to 7 times per day. 3 orgasms are oral and 4 are vaginal or anal!
How many do you get per day?
¡Pobrecito!
Whe will find out in the near future what transpires.
How great is Nicaragua when you can open your front door and purchase some new ass from sidewalk vendors. Door to door sales!
Where do you live?
It's not hard! Annually, over 50 million "tourists" visit the USA, legally. The total USA population is 300 million.
Why continue to hold USA citizenship when you can simply visit like everyone else? Why continue to be a subject to the most litigated society in the history of world: The USA has the most intrusive and dominant laws on nationals abroad than any other country! If you reside overseas it makes 0% sense. Why continue to pay IRS 1040 taxes, plus corporate taxes, plus property taxes (primary residence,) plus social security taxes, etcetera?
Yes, I, Meat Loaf, provides immigration commentary too. What is it that Meat Loaf does not do?
With over 50 visas available from the USA, it's not hard, just choose one.
Non-Immigrant Visas
(temporary travelers to the U.S.A.)
Trade Visas for Canadian and Mexican Citizens, and their Spouse, and Child(ren)
Tourist; International Cultural Exchange Visitors, and their Spouse and Child(ren)
Foreign Government & International Organization Officials, Employees, Immediate Family Member(s,) and Staff
Business, Investor, Intracompany Transferee, Entertainers, Students, Temporary Workers, and their Spouse, and Child(ren)
Finace(e) / Spouse and of USA Citizen, and Minor Child(ren) of the Finance(e) / Spouse
Immigrant Visas
(those seeking permanent residency)
Spouse, Unmarried Children under 21, Parents, and Siblings of USA Citizens
Employment
Investors
Spouses of a Deceased International Organization Employee(s)
Diversity Immigrant
The USA is the world's supermarket! And like el mercado oriental, everything is available.
Any global citizen can "work / earn profits" in the USA! Only global citizens that want to become "employees" are truly tested. (B1 - B2 visa / Green Card which is valid for 10 years.) For the most part, all of the "benefits" / access available to USA citizens are available to global citizens.
The USA is the supermarket! Where you reside (primary residence) is the option. Same for citizenship!
Unless you're a government employee of the USA, you're association carries little weight. In social circles, people may get impressed from the endless years of watching Hollywood's entertainment product being sold around the world. In business, people will expect more money from you on investments. But in the real world, your USA citizenship makes 0% different. In case of emergency, they may provide limited assistance: In case of emergency it always comes down to the risk management parameters you, personally, have in place. This holds true within the USA too.
In summary, one does not need to hold USA citizenship to experience / reside / benefit / financially exploit the USA. It's the world's supermarket.
Fact: Gringos never visit overseas!
Expats throughout Latin America know this for fact that American never visit and never will!
When you move to Latin America, you are moving into a "brand new life." Your American friends, family, and associates will not visit!
Are you strong enough?
They expect you to visit them in the USA where it's successful.
You will be residing in the new home-country excited, but the above will not and do not share your enthusiasm. They can't understand! They don't want to understand! The world's are too distant. They are "slaves to the USA system of consumerism" and don't know that the other 97% of the world lives abroad.
You cannot think nor worry about them. Instead, you must start your quest immediately for like-minded internationalists. You've been promoted when you become an expat!
In conversation with Gringos residing in the USA with little or 0% experience overseas, just keep it simple. They will not understand! They don't want to!
This is fact: Sure some exceptions exist where Gringos visit other Gringos overseas, but only at bonafide USA tourist destinations (ie. Rio de Janiero, Cancun, Acapulco, Costa Rica, Panama, Puerto Rico, Rep. Dominican.) That's pretty much it.
Gringos will go visit Europe: America Jr.
So, if you're comtemplating becoming an expat, understand this fact: You USA life will not translate in Latin America.
So, if you already live overseas (expat,) then you agree and understand what I write.
Truth of the matter is: Expats understand your mental deficiency and move-on with their lives never thinking about you and your ignorance (lack of knowledge.) And hopefully, these expats don't live in one of the above locations where Gringos visit with such ignorance for 7-day vacations. (Sure, if you live in a vacation spot they will visit 'cause that's free room-and-board!) Mamones!
Meat Loaf's 10 Steps
* As I scribe this post, I relax watching videos with my new ayudante que tiene 19. ¿Y Vos? ¡Vos No Tiene Nada, Pinche Baboso! *
(1.) Incorporate your company within the USA.
(2.) Establish a parent company offshore to hold the shares.
(3.) Build the company infrastrucuture. How many years will it take? Variable. Real Men = Real Results, not credit card living!
[B]ISG[/B] is not about fantasy, but about real-life results / expereinces. Am I correct Jackson?
(4.) Replicate subsidiaries throughout all countries that present similar opportunities.
(5.) Bang b*tches in every country as you collect payment!
How are you living now? (US $60,000 per annum.)
(6.) What's your disposable income / cost of living requirement? Be true to yourself: Be realistic to your persona.
(7.) How much do you want to collect in yearly sales?
(8.) What country do you want to explore?
(9.) What good / service / talent / etcetera do you want to provide?
(10.) Dice Gracias a Meat Loaf.
Those readers of "American Escape Artisit" or something like that know and remember Prior- 9-11.
The days of readily available passports and citizenships: 2nd Citizenships!
Well, 09-11-2001 changed the game. No longer are 2nd citizenships available from the retail shelves of the world. Real Money like US $50 Million can change minds!
How much do you have?
Me too! LOL.
Now, one must "put in work!" Grind! Get in the Cutt, or should I write "Gutts?"
Real Quick:
Nicargaun Passport is valuable! You can enter over 120 Countries without Visa Stamp.
The world has 224 countriess! ¡Guey Puta!
Nicaragua is developing nicely throughout the global circles / community!
¡Hay Beneficios!
¡Hay Mierda!
¡Hay Bastante Huevos, Cabron!
Taxation: 15% Gross.
Corporate / Citizenship.
¡Grite a Nicaragua!
Prior to 09-11-2001, Nicaragua was a second passport haven just like the (1) Cayman Islands; (2) Isle of Man; (3) Suriname; (4) Panama; (5) and todo el mundo financiera!
Much education I know, but that's what you're here for, correct?
How do you want to live? Where do you want to live as a primary residence, and secondary home?
Front page advertisement of the above benefits justifies the value of Nicaraguan Citizenship / Passport (5 years.)
What value did that bachelors' degree produce? And how much is your debt?
Get smart! Stop el chupe! Get wise and come to Nicaragua, money-in-hand and "blow this motherf*cker up" with armed-security, for your security!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Why continue to hold USA citizenship when you can simply visit like everyone else? Why continue to be a subject to the most litigated society in the history of world: The USA has the most intrusive and dominant laws on nationals abroad than any other country! If you reside overseas it makes 0% sense. Why continue to pay IRS 1040 taxes, plus corporate taxes, plus property taxes (primary residence,) plus social security taxes, etcetera?
In summary, one does not need to hold USA citizenship to experience / reside / benefit / financially exploit the USA. It's the world's supermarket.[/QUOTE]
If you don't have a lot of assets or income, what you say is true. If you do have significant assets or income, they will make it very difficult on you. First, a law went on the books around 1996 that would bar you from ever returning to the U.S., unless the attorney general allows you to. This law to date has not been enforced. Furthermore, this last summer, Congress passed and the president signed into a law an exit tax. You will have to pay a tax on the difference between the current value of all your assets and your cost basis in those assets. Unless you are liquid, that is, unless you have a lot of cash, it's possible you can't afford to expatriate. If you spend over a specified amount of time in the U.S., which I think varies from 30 days per year to 180 days per year depending on when you expatriated, you will be taxed on your worldwide income as if you were a U.S. citizen.
If you've got money, the U.S. govt. is going to make damn sure they're going to get their cut, regardless of whether you leave the country or you die. After Obama's tax hikes, that will be 39.6% of whatever you make every year plus 45% of whatever is left over after you die. And that doesn't include state income tax, state death taxes, social security taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, etc., etc.
[QUOTE=Tiny 12]If you don't have a lot of assets or income, what you say is true. If you do have significant assets or income, they will make it very difficult on you. First, a law went on the books around 1996 that would bar you from ever returning to the U.S., unless the attorney general allows you to. This law to date has not been enforced. Furthermore, this last summer, Congress passed and the president signed into a law an exit tax. You will have to pay a tax on the difference between the current value of all your assets and your cost basis in those assets. Unless you are liquid, that is, unless you have a lot of cash, it's possible you can't afford to expatriate. If you spend over a specified amount of time in the U.S., which I think varies from 30 days per year to 180 days per year depending on when you expatriated, you will be taxed on your worldwide income as if you were a U.S. citizen.
If you've got money, the U.S. govt. is going to make damn sure they're going to get their cut, regardless of whether you leave the country or you die. After Obama's tax hikes, that will be 39.6% of whatever you make every year plus 45% of whatever is left over after you die. And that doesn't include state income tax, state death taxes, social security taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, etc., etc.[/QUOTE]
Hi Tiny 12,
Thanks for the contribution.
I personally keep everything liquid. I never invest / purchase "hard assets." I'm a paper-guy! It's not my personality.
Yes, the USA is serious about getting their money from their subjects.
It appears that your first few sentences are referring to "capital flight" or are you referring to expats nots being able to get tourist visas to the USA?
The accounting you mention is the case since all of the "player haters" that think they are entitled to a job started complaining about multi-national conrporations. Gringos, stop living lives you can't afford based on credit cards (future indebtedness.) Like Nicas, they want other to take the risk; make the sacrifice; and provide them with employment security. (Aside: When the market prices fall, only these dumb asses think it's negative, but it's nothing more than short-side. Cry all day long, while your portfolio get's transferred to the person that took the risk! 'Oh your 401K has been cut by 50% in four months: What? You want all of the upside, but 0% of the downside? Figures: Gringos.)
LOL: It's more than possible that most people can immigrate anywhere. Where you're born, you'll die: You role as a "citizen" of your country is to be a subject to the country's politicians and their codifications: Compulsary military service as one. Tine 12, are you referring to corporations leaving the USA or citizens changing citizenship?
That "time-in-country" of 30 -180 days is harsh! F*ck it, I'll just walk across the Canadian-USA border avoiding border patrol or maybe the Mexican-USA border: It obviously isn't hard if 10 million people are in the USA without border patrol (customs) authorization.
I'm not an immigration attorney, but obviously one must be consulted before these extreme measures are realized.
Obama taxes: That's what I'm saying. If someone can justify what makes the USA such a great place to maintain citizenship or residency, I'm would like to know. The entire world has "transparent access" to the USA, so....
Lastly, what arbitrary figure would you say is "a lot of money" for this discussion.
I knew she wouldn't last! Why? She's Caballa.
As a good jefe, I offered her creature comforts, but she never endulged.
I spoke with her very frankly about the job duties and environment.
I knew she wouldn't last so I paid her salary, US $5, daily for the 8-hour shift she performed. After two days, she did not return.
No big deal: I've replaced her for Monday.
In Nicaragua, nobody has a job; nobody truly wants a job; and the far majority of females are caballa, while the males are too far behind.
P.S. I didn't even pursue having sex with her 'cause she had zero to contribute in personality, conversation, ideas, etcetera.
Caballa.
Caballo(a). noun. male / female. Used to describe a male / female who resembles a horse in thought.
Point-and-Go.
They can only see what's before their eyes. They can only do what has been expressly detailed to them. They have very little independant thoughts and only to do what is told to them.
In Nicaragua, the far majority of females are caballa. In Nicaragua, the males aren't too far behind. Why? Lack of development in the area of critical thinking. This is manifested in "Nicaragua Dispute Resolution."
"Nicaraguan Dispute Resolution" is screaming, attracting attention, enciting the crowd, and physical violence or threats. Communication as we've maintained on this thread is non-existent.
If you want a "lap dog," Nicaragua is the place for you: Drew Peterson has already booked his ticket!
So, you finally came up with the courage to leave North America para la Republica de Nicaragua Central America. Congratulations (Felicitaciones.)
Transferring "goods" from the USA like a t-shirt, compact disc, or anything physical is costly!
Nicaragua - USA:
Fed-X: US $63 per 2-pound. Two-day delivery only.
DHL: US $63 per 2-pound. Two-day delivery only.
UPS: US $43 per 2-pound. 5-day delivery.
USA-Nicaragua:
UPS: US $63 per 2-pound. Two-day delivery only.
How many physical goods will you receive from North America at those prices, plus purchase price. Nicaraguan products are low-quality and require constant repair. Hence, every block has 1- 3 hardware stores.
Can you afford to live in Nicaragua? Of course, your other option is to use shipping containers like at the Port of Long Beach, of Port of Houston, or Port of Miami. You know, those ports where Carnival Cruise Lines docks their vessels. Vale: US $3 - 5,000 per container.
Great, so now you're involved in the international import - export business just to receive the purchases that you are accustom to in the USA. Even with credit cards, can you afford the aforementioned?
In Nicaragua, you, the resident, must build your very own infrastructure for everything! Food (source of income,) electricity, law enforcement, freight forwarding, etcetera.
This is not the country for those that can't pursue life 100% independantly, and the far majority of the world's population cannot! That's okay: It's just not for you, just like f*cking 30 different per month at the monthly expense of US $220 is not for you either! Really, it's ok!
I've detailed the Nicaraguan work ethic. "Tj Texan" has documented the Nicaraguan work ethic. Now, I'll present further evidence:
She stopped by this morning, although it's Saturday: Work-week is Monday through Friday.
"Dame un favor..."
I only want the US $5 that was my daily salary. I understand that yesterday I did no work, but that's because I came to work late and found the door closed and lights turned off. I wanted to work yesterday, but only showed up late for my third day. Nonetheless, "dame un favor y dame el US $5 anyway!"
No! Good Luck.
Can I come to work on Monday? No, Good Luck!
There are lots of jobs out there (LOL), go get another! It's easy!
Ok, that's cool. I just stopped by to ask you to give me US $5 just to it.
Lesson: (1) Don't waste your time explaining; (2) listening; or (3) allowing them to utilize your electricity (lights, computer, music, air conditioning, oscillating fan, chair, sofa, etcetera.) Instead, tell security to provide the standard, every "employee" response.
Of course, she went home and took care of her nina. This same nina was sick on her first day of work, but she was able to make it to work anyway. On her first day she wanted to ask for money, a salary advance, but I beat her to it by paying her at the end of each workday.
YOU CANNOT BUY ENTERTAINMENT LIKE THIS: YOU CAN ONLY LIVE THIS COMEDY.
On January 1, 2009, I detailed how I was "husteled" out of approximately US $50 or so for Year 2009 in Nicaragua. One of the "hustlers" got me for C$ 500- Big Money, US $25. The sad thing is, I showed him a path to riches.
So, Union Fenosa (the #2 or #3 electricity company in Spain) cut the lights off on a neighbor for lack of payment. How much in lack? It doesn't matter: ¡un peso es un peso y podria morrir por la falta de un peso, guey puta!
How embarrassing and fodder for community gossip, the lack of electricity is.
"Mr. Electrician" bellowed through the crowd that he could restore the lights for the small charge of C$50 or US $2.50. This is the standard rate for someone to connect or re-connect your lights to the electricity pole.
The electricty pole has its wires and cords and boxes about 30 feet in the air.
The electricity poles don't have built-in laddres. The electricity poles are usually resting upon concrete sidewalks and curbs.
Those that have ladders, neighborhood "Mr. Fix-Its," make wooden ladders about 10 feet high. Some are 15 feet long. Those that have metal ladders are true professional manual laborers.
With the power lines 30 feet high, "Mr Electrician" needed to fuse or "nail" two ladders together. "Mr. Electrician" is a neighborhood errand runner. Remember how he got me for US $25 to purchase cigarettes. No Habia Cambio.
He nailed the two ladders together. Two vagos aided as he propped-up the ladder to the electric pole. Nicaraguan communication was had: Yelling, arms flaring, "puta," "guey puta," and other forms of discourse were held.
"Mr. Electrician" started to climb the ladder, and I turned my head and walked away.
Why should / would I stay? When he falls, they're gonna' ask me for a favor (ie. to pay for the taxi to the hospital or even the hospital bill.) Who else has money and the nino od 28 years old es enfermo.
THE FOOLISHNESS DOES NOT END!
Meat Loaf, I was only referring to individuals, not to corporations. The Reed Amendment to the Immigration act of 2006 bars re-entry to the U.S. of former citizens who expatriated for a principal tax avoidance purpose in the opinion of the Attorney General. At the time, I believe the government considered people with income greater than $100,000 or net worth greater than $500,000 to have expatriated for tax avoidance. But I don't know what criteria the Attorney General would use now to determine whether someone expatriated for tax avoidance if he starts to enforce the law.
With regard to the exit tax, people who make over $125,000 or have assets in excess of $2 million are subject to that.
Hope that answers your questions.
[QUOTE=Tiny 12]Meat Loaf, I was only referring to individuals, not to corporations. The Reed Amendment to the Immigration act of 2006 bars re-entry to the U.S. of former citizens who expatriated for a principal tax avoidance purpose in the opinion of the Attorney General. At the time, I believe the government considered people with income greater than $100,000 or net worth greater than $500,000 to have expatriated for tax avoidance. But I don't know what criteria the Attorney General would use now to determine whether someone expatriated for tax avoidance if he starts to enforce the law.
With regard to the exit tax, people who make over $125,000 or have assets in excess of $2 million are subject to that.
Hope that answers your questions.[/QUOTE]
That's what I'm saying, more control over their subjects!
If Gringos weren't already scared to leave the USA, they surely are scared now! "You mean, I'll never be able to return to the USA to visit friends, family, etcetera?" It obviously isn't where you want to be if you are reading Meat Loaf posts with such dedication: [B]International Sex Guide[/B] is about globalism.
US $100,000 aint sh*t! Wow, US $8,500 per month. Depending upon your geographic location, you may not be able to survive.
Harry Reed: That land deal; that Limbaugh letter; that pork he just wrote into the "Spend-a-lus Bill."
Gringos think the USA is the end-all. What's worse are those Gringos (ie. judges, legislators, law enforcement) that have never traveled beyond the USA shores; hold animous and predjudice against foreign countries, especially Latin America; and perpetuate this "jealousy" in their control over your person, property, and freedom (ie. injuctions, court supervision, liquidation, economic ability test, passport revocation.)
* It's 2:30 a.m. and a group of 13 year olds and younger are walking down my street in route to somewhere: Los ninos. And they call themselves parents. *
Fortunately for you Gringos, nobody has a net worth of US $500,000. Fact: Most Gringos are [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor and fake success by using consumer credit! They are lucky if they have US $5,000 net worth.
Net worth = assets - liabilities
Homework Assignment: Read the IRS tax filings for 2007 and see the income(s) of the USA population. It's the truth and not Hollywood. You Gringos attempting to immitate Hollywood do and have done more damage to the world's education of USA financial realities than any anti-USA trade policy ever could.
Gringos think that cash advances, and 401K / IRA early withdrawls, and second mortgages, and more credit is actually net worth. They consider themselves successful if someone grants them credit. And to make matters worse, these "financially ignorant" Gringos think business credit is like receiving that credit card at age 18.
Homework Assignment: Read the census bureaus 2004 supplement of the USA education per zip code / city / state and learn that even the USA only has a 20% post-secondary student / graduate population. And the USA is so smart!
¡No me mames!
The best money spent for US $3.25, prime-time adult rate! Popcorn, soda, nachos, hot dog, candy value pack is US $5.
Most of the Hollywood releases are played at the theatres here. About 6 theatres exist. Movies from Latin America and the USA are shown: English words, Spanish subtitles is the common format.
The chair recline, have cup holders and food trays, and are nicely air conditioned. Sometimes too much air conditioning.
A Nicaraguan date to the movies is under US $15, for the same Hollywood release compared to the USA price of US $10 per ticket, US $10 -20 for refreshments.
Call me "Siskel & Ebert" from all the movies I Hollywood movies I watch here!
every now and then one must remind themselves that only haiti is worse within this hemisphere and only african countries are worse, globally! sometimes it's hard to imagine, but those daily requests for money keep it in the forefront of one's mind. this poverty is real! but i don't give a f*ck!
why so harsh meat loaf? 'cause these motherf*ckers made their beds, and i'm going to allow them to lay in it! aint no "captain save-a-hoe or save-a-bro" here, although that's what everyone wants, expects, and will try to extort from you. this holds true throughout latin america: ¡somos pobre!
this is how it goes in nicaragua:
(1) no infrastructure exists for the citizens. if you want infrastructure you must purchase it yourself. (ie. education, electricity, employment, etcetera.)
(2) nobody has the money to purchase infrastructure 'cause nobody cares to work, so they survive / subsistence employment. survival: food, clothing, shelter, and health. tj texan and i have detailed how "health" is the dominant thought: el nino esta enfermo; estoy enfermo; la abuela esta enfermo; y mas babosidades.
(3) nobody wants to invest in themselves nor their future! they want regalos.
(4) girls sit at home all day. guys sit at home all day. mom sits at home all day. the father is always absent: where are the fathers? they live at home with mommy under the same conditions. abuela sits at home all day. abuelo is sitting under somebody's roof too. they always talk / find one "sucker-ass family member" to work full-time, and wear him down. this "pendejo" is the sole source of income besides the occasionaly prostitution and constant requests for money, from you. from who? everyone they encounter!
(5) sitting around all day is the life. gossipping about you is their pasatiempo. watching telenovelas is their job!
(6) bored and with more "useless bodies" than the unemployment office available, the girl decides to get pregnant. by whom? cualquiera. ese vago; ese cliente; mi amor del ayer; mi marido, etcetera. by whom? whoever.
* just 'cause a girl can have a baby don't mean sh*t to me! that's no sign of womanhood. they think so: what else does the girl have to do? what else can the girl do to exhibit success in her life? the b*tch aint successful. in fact, she's a looser 'cause of the conditions she became pregnant under and for the lifestyle she's created for the child. *
* on the same token, the guys have nothing to show as their achievement in life other than visiting brothels to watch girls they can't afford at us $7.50 per ejaculation.*
(7) financially supporting the nino is never a consideration. why not? they've been able to survive for their entire lives, the entire houshold. only one or luckily two people work, but the other 6 adults within the home are like 7-up: never have, never will! somehow, "por a dios," they survive.
your dime = their time.
(8) how will the baby eat? the father will not support the child! why not? he has no job either. the baby will survive the first four years from breast feeding. disposable [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url] are not used. daycare is not required since they never leave the home for work. and there is always somebody available to provide daycare. in fact, it's common for the girl to produce a baby, give it to the household, and go live at the brothel or some guy's home (ie. prostitution.)
* the nino is always sick and always their excuse for money! i don't give a f*ck about your nino and the conditions you exist under, which are the above. *
(9) assuming the household can scrape-up c$ 500, us $25, per month, per child, the nino could attend school for a brief period of time. if the household can't, the nino needs to hit the street in search of work. at what age meat loaf? 5 years of age and above for poverish families, and age 12 for "middle-class." affluent families complete high school and study at one of the many "universitities."
(they call themselves institutions of higher learning. i had a meating with such director / owner of a university and of course this fool talked stupid: he asked me to finance his school with another us $5 million. yeah right. i can create, get licensed, and employ a university for a few tens of thousand dollars! i'm sure of that! they care so little about the students that they do not have a "career center." even the school administration knows that no jobs exist for their students, but they'er selling time / dreams / and the opportunity to leave the crowded house.)
(10) with no education anywhere to be found. with never having witnessed achievement or aspirations or personal-responsiblity, the nino's references are the above nonsense.
(11) the nino has been trained to believe this "train of thought" is okay. the nino, female, gets pregnant at age 15 - 19, and repeats the cycle. the nino, boy, gets a girl pregnant and remains under his mommies house. the couple refers to each other as marido (husband) y esposa (wife.)
(12) the requests for money soon follows. access to us $25 or c$500 is big money, and they will always "burn their bridges," but return expecting you to reconstruct the bridge they destroyed!
(13) the girls will be a grandmother at age 35 and repeat the "cycle of poverty" for two more generations.
this is nicaragua!
I told 'yall fellas' to hide the white women, but did you listen? No! ¡Y ahorra tengo mi chelita! ¿Y Vos? ¡Vos no tiene nada ni nadie, guey puta! ¿Porque? The reason is you are not in Nicaragua, you dumb S.O.B. Buy your plane ticket, but only after you pay Jackson and [B]International Sex Guide[/B] US $20 for the education Jackson has allowed you to earn via Meat Loaf posts! [B]International Sex Guide.[/B]
When I enter the social scene the b*tches get hungry and horny: I swing wieght por plata o polvo. (I got two chavas watching me as I listen to this Brazilian Funk, Funk Prohibido. This is ass for the future. 1-age 18 and the other 23.)
She's wide open!
¿Mandé? ¡Ella esta abierto, guey!
¿Para quien?
¡Soy yo: ¡Soy ese man, colchon!
She arrives tomorrow at 0800 to get f*cked all day long! She earned two nutts today within 60-minutes, 80% dick performance.
What are you working with? 1-800-RENT-A-DICK.
Tittie milk.
Asshole: Tossed Salad.
Phat P*ssy Lips.
Wet, Meaty P*ssy for Meat Loaf: Her Florita has been parched from the lack of real Meat and Moisture! I know because she told me so: How did she tell you that her p*ssy was parched, Meat Loaf. (Meat Loaf, no me mames, guey.) (1) Her admiring the d*ck after the two nutts I gave her. (2) Her saying with enthusiasm that she'll be over at 0800 hrs. (3) Her jumping all over this dick during conversation: I tell the girls how I'm going to f*ck them and they are going to enjoy their orgasms. The rest is just d*ck! (4) And other tale-tell signs of good d*ck.
Only years of d*ck popularity and respect earns you instant, permanent p*ssy. And she's white! Like North America, 65% of the white girls want to and f*ck Black guys, quietly. Nicaragua is HEAVEN for Black Guys!
10% of Nicaragua is Black just like USA. The difference: USA Racism against Black (Africans) was perpetual, foreever. Aca, the Spaniards used the "We're all (the country's name,) not Indian, African, European, etcetera. Result: Latin America thinks that every citizen is the same, but they know better as evidenced by the country's leadership and middle-class. It was real simple, and still is to a degree, in the USA. It is the Black Man Attraction and Envy and Anymous and 500 Year Legacy that draws all women to Black Men.
It is the taboo. It is the violence. Violence against the people for 500 years, and hoy, and violence in the streets (ie. criminal stereotype.)
Between this and good d*ck, I score everytime!
I'm going to wear this skinny, white, lactating mother out!
What are going to do this week? S.O.S.?
What was I thinking? I thought I was special in the eyes of a prostitute. I'm stupid! Many may agree and find pleasure in that simple two word sentence.
Snow White from yesterday never made it to "F*ck Fest March 1, 2009." Where was she? At the brothel. The sad thing is I called that b*tch twice costing me a total of US $0.50. And worse, I gave the b*tch a US $5 propina after those two nutts.
She's relatively new at the brothel which means everyone is jumping on her, literaly. She's gaining lots of success currently: Daily earnings for her are US $25 or C$500 for her 8-hour prostitution shift.
The b*tch was trying to hide or maybe she was focused on that Gringo customer who banged her twice and bought Pizza Hut. BIG SPENDED IN MANAGUA. I think they even went to the hotel afterwards. Nonetheless, I played myself in thinking I was special.
If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Others.
Maybe I'l get payback and perform anal sex on the skinny with the assistance of Viagra. That should wake her up. Or maybe I should keep my US $7.50 in my wallet. So many sexual choices in Nicargua, so few customers! God Is Good!
nicaraguans are vagobundo by culture!
tj texan has documented this fact. meat loaf has documented this fact.
they want, expect, and anticipate someone to provide for them, survival.
this place is nothing but b*llshit! there is a reason, other than history, why these voludos are in the position they hold.
they can starve to death: podria morir por hambre. ni me importa.
they don't want to do anything, but reap the rewards.
they wil attempt to use their proprietory network (ie. gossip) to influence your actions. to "peer pressure" you into taking care of them (mantener.) (remember: who are your peers in nicaragua? so their opinion carries zero value 'cause they too are los vagobundos y voludos.
She caught a sucker. He caught himself another opportunity to "play victim." They pursue this drama together.
[B]"Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist"[/B] travels the world in pursuit of mantener!
He's financially supported vagabundas all over the world. He's even gone as far as to marry these "pobrecitas." [B]"Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist"[/B] is now in Nicaragua. (You need to learn and will learn the word mantener.)
Like horse-and-buggy, he pulls all of the weight, while she and her passengers sit in comfort. Depending upon the mule / horse / [B]"Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist"[/B] she can ride first-class or just coach / economy, his.
In Nicaragua you should expect to pull the weight (financially supporting) of at least 4 people, 2 of which are adults! Those with more strength; those pursuing the thoughts of a horse can expect; will be told to pull more weight. At times, el caballo may pull upwards to twenty people!
DAMN! "Say it aint so, Joe?"
Parties, Sweet 16, Family Outings, Funerals, el nino esta enfermo, etcetera. Like cockroaches, they all appear. And like a good horse, he continues to pull the weight, or at least until she retires him (ie. divorce, court-enforced child support.)
Go Caballo Go!
Everyday the sun rises at 0530 and sets at 1730. Everyday!
Everyday the weather is 35 / 95 degrees. Everyday!
1. Arise from bed / hammock / cot at 0530.
2. Get dressed.
3. Go to la venta at purchase food (bread, leche, huevos) at 0600.
4. Sweep the porch until 0630.
5. Walk the kids of the house to school for 0700.
6. Return to the home shared with other non-aspiring adults and "trapped" children.
7. Watch las noticias en Canal 10, Canal 8, and other programs from their non-cable provided television.
8. Sit around talking with family members of the house. The same people you've seen everyday of your life(ves.)
9. Clean the house with the mop and azetin. Make the beds. Wipe dust from the windows.
10. The time is now 1100 hours. Go to the venta to purchase food for lunch at 1200.
11. Cook food. Listen to music (Aventura, Vicente Fernandez, Reggaeton de Hoy por la radio, 80s USA pop music.) Watch Canal 2 o Canal 10.
12. Either wait for the nino to return home from school or go meet the nino at school. If the other ninos attend school in the afternoon, they may be walked to school.
(Two track system: 0700 - 1200 hours; and 1200 - 1700 hours. 4 days per week (They call that school.) Sometimes, for high school, you can attend on Saturdays Only. Of course, everyone wants to send their nino to private school that compares to Detroit's Public School System of 60% Drop Out Rate. The alternative is Government Provided Schooling, finally. It didn't exist before the Sandanistan Government. Literacy shot up and is relatively high compared to Dictatorship Rule.)
13. Sit around some more after lunch (rice, beans, plantain, tortilla, cabbage, meat, soda: Vale US $1.50 per plate, retail.)
14. Watch telenovelas while sitting around. The time is now 1400 hours.
15. Sit around some more, maybe outside the house with neighbors.
16. Go to the venta to purchase dinner (rice, beans, plantain, tortilla, cabbage, meat, soda: Vale US $1.50 per plate, retail.)
17. Watch or listen to the telenovelas (Decisiones, Sexto Sentido, Laura Leon.)
18. Wait for the nino to get home at 1700 hours.
19. Watch las noticias en Canal 8 o Canal 10. The time is now 1700 - 1800 hours.
20. Sit around some more. Maybe on the block or at a neighbors house. The neighbor is doing the exact same thing- NOTHING!
21. Getting tired, they retire for the evening at 2100 hours.
Appendix:
The nino's schedule of school may be substituted for work. At what age? As young as required for survival: Food, clothing, shelter, and health.
Those (the mules / caballos) with jobs should, do, and are at work all the time, 6 day work week is Law.
Instead of sitting around at the house, financially challenged or employed girls will sit around at the brothel doing the exact same thing- NOTHING! In wait for the regalo, US $7.50 per ejaculation
Typical Nicaraguan Day, for Them
YOU CANNOT BUY ENTERTAINMENT LIKE THIS: YOU CAN ONLY LIVE THIS.
[quote=meat loaf]nicaraguans are vagobundo by culture!
tj texan has documented this fact. meat loaf has documented this fact.
they want, expect, and anticipate someone to provide for them, survival.
this place is nothing but b*llshit! there is a reason, other than history, why these voludos are in the position they hold.
they can starve to death: podria morir por hambre. ni me importa.
they don't want to do anything, but reap the rewards.
they wil attempt to use their proprietory network (ie. gossip) to influence your actions. to "peer pressure" you into taking care of them (mantener.) (remember: who are your peers in nicaragua? so their opinion carries zero value 'cause they too are los vagobundos y voludos.[/quote]
[b]error[/b]
"nicaraguans are vagobundo by culture!"
[b]correction[/b]
i meant to write that nicarguans are lazy (voludo, flojo) and not "vagobundo" (bums.) i meant in no way to say that they are "bums," because they are not. i meant to communicate that they sit around, applying little personal effort in the area of employment as we understand it in north america. (ie. lazy.)
thank you for the correction.
this place is baby factory! everywhere you turn is another panzona o newborn!
after a while, you become disgusted by the mentality. who are your peers?
how should i lay this foundation? with truth! so here it goes once again.
at age 15 - 19, 50% of the girls have been, are, or have at least one pregnancy / child! (source: government statistics.)
usa-mentality: this girl is doomed for economic failure!
her high school education is in jeapardy. her post-secondary education (ie. technical school, junior college, university, gradate studies) are remote. only with extreme desire, financial support, and daycare support can or will this be accomplished. those that did achieve "financial security" by continuing their education after teenage pregnancy help the desire, financial support or employment, and daycare or family support. (fellas', i'm not attempting to insult anyone with this analysis.)
that's in the usa: the world's #1 economy; the world's #1 employment market; and our education system, law enforced, despite its weaknesses.
so imagine nicaragua: the american hemipshere's #2 poorest country; a country with underemployment / unemployment approaching 40%; a country with per capita income of us $1,000 per year or us $100 salary per month.
despite the "truth in stats," they think it's cute to bear offspring during their teens. (it should be noted that public service announcements concerning this are delivered throughout the country as well as "female" sexual education. the telenovela "sexto sentido" played daily, was nicaragua produced, filmed, and acted, and discussed sida / aids and contraception.)
that's 50% of the female population.
thus far we are only discussing 15 - 19 year old females.
pregnant! by whom? it does not matter who a female is pregant by in any society. why not? becuase she's the female; the baby is hers; and the "life is a wondeful thing" mentalities / social norms.
with everyone sitting around the house. with a small economy. with little aspiration in the employment arena, no member of the household has any income. less disposable income: all they have is subsistence income.
the option of abortion rather moral or inmoral is not viable due to the lack of money. in essence, they live in poverty. (it would be good to learn what is the poverty level in nicaragua, i don't know.) beside that moral debate above, the government banned abortions within the country two years ago. (in essence, they're helping to ensure the "cycle of poverty" continues.) regardless of the moral debate and legislative debate, the are available on the "black market," but no family member of the pregnant teen, nor the "alleged father," nor anyone they know, nor the teen herself have access or possession of the us $300. so even with all of the above debate, she can't afford the procedure making it a "sentence" at the moment of conception.
* it should be noted at this juncture that married couples, employed couples, and couples "in love" produce offspring "in love" and are not bastards, in general. *
* it should also be noted that i, meat loaf, am not question "their love" for one another, nor family, but am existing from a "non-love" perception. what else can you do but love someone you're forced to caballo or rear. i say this because it is at this juncture people get upset and start trying to create "red herrings" and "tangents" that talk about "love" and not the fact of this baby factory. "love" is an emotion that cannot be quantified. if you say you love something i must accept your sentiment. "love" has nothing to do with it. either does pain, joy, dreams, illusions, hunger and the numerous human emotions we all possess. so it is here that "love" is not the discussion, but the reproduction of offspring. *
so she's pregnant in the hot ass sun, 35 / 95 degrees. that means less clothing is worn. that means more skin is shown and the bellie presented. for she can parade the neighborhood, sit around the house, and receive the "glory of pregnancy." for sure she will receive attention: admiration from females of all ages, lust from males, kind words from pedestrians.
to you, the [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] she represents a "damsel in distress." to her, the [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] represents the caballo.
the above spoke of 15 - 19 year olds, based upon government stats.
now, we'll speak of 19 - 25 year olds.
(does meat loaf deliver the goods, or what?)
to you, the [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] she represents a "damsel in distress." to her, the [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] represents the caballo.
she's 19 - 25 with at least one kid! fact! if you don't like dating single-moms, nicaragua is not for you. "ready made family." "add water and stir."
regardless of where you meet the girl, she'll probably have at least 1 kid. some girls can produce up to 3.
to you, the [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] she represents a "damsel in distress." to her, the [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] represents the caballo.
who are your peers?
maybe she recovered and obtain an education so she made financially support her nino. i sure hope so, but that's not the case for the majority of the population. instead, she rears the nino: she tenders the home. who's home? the family home (abuela, hermano, hermana, ninos.) understand, you are desechable (disposable,) except for the caballo role. the nino is for her family!
so where do you find the girls without kids? good question?
if you combine the "typical nicaraguan day, for them" and this post, what do you get?
so what you get as a foreigner (extranjero) is a market (country) where (1) 50% and more have at least 1 kid by someone else, before age 19; (2) a family environment expecting someone to work and support them; (3) the lack of desire or initiative to improve their personal situation (ie. work ethic;)
and (4) the caballo (ie. [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b].)
[b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] can be caballo to as many females as he chooses to pull at us $7.50 por entrada. [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] can become the boyfriend / husband of the girl, and pull caballo for her and her family: [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] can choose and will be expected to pull caballo for the family (ie. 3 adults, 2 children) while they continue their "typical nicaraguan day, for them." [b]typical gringo sex tourist[/b] can do nothing more than pull caballo in nicaragua.
for those lurkers that enjoy "playing victim," nicaragua is your blanket. for those [b]international sex guide[/b] senior members that prefer dating amongst your peers, nicaragua is a pesadilla (nightmare.)
Meat Loaf:
Your posts on Nicaragua bear uncanny similarity to attitudes and events that occur in Honduras and other Central American countries. Perhaps you should call your thread Meat Loaf in Central America since many of your observations are applicable to the entire CA region.
Your post on “mantener” was the first thing that made me look closer and compare Nicaragua with the rest of CA. Having spent much time in Honduras I immediately realized that the catrachos have the same attitude as the nicas when it comes to mantener. You can either be apoyo (the person doing the maintaining) or mantenido (the person being maintained). If you are a gringo (sex tourist or otherwise) you will be the apoyo and your poor sweetheart will be the mantenida. You are “rich” and you earn a lot of “dolares” in Los Estados Unidos (USA) so it’s only natural that you will support your local lover. Dollars flow into your pockets by the sole virtue of being born a gringo, so don’t try to explain about a bad economy or financial obligations back home. Hondurans seem to believe that Americans can just walk away from their debts and jobs back home. They have no idea how much control the State has over its citizens through their passports. Gringos owing child support or alimony can’t get a passport to leave the country unlike Central American citizens. In CA you can fix any bureaucratic constraint with the right amount of propina, hence they assume that gringos can do the same.
In Honduras people always expect you to maintain them because your have dollars. If you’re out drinking they expect you to invite them to have some free cervezas on your dime. They same applies to food and entertainment. Why? Because you have dollars and we are poor. “Somos pobres” (= we are poor) is a justification to make the gringo pay for everything. The fact that the gringo can enter heaven (USA) without having to wade across the Rio Grande, tunnel under fences, vault over walls, hike across the desert or suffering a severe butt-fucking at the hands of Mexican gangs that prey upon illegal immigrants makes cheating him out of his money morally acceptable. I once had two Honduran drunks berate me in the street for refusing to give them some dollars to continue drinking. They felt I was being “codo” (cheap). Being Americano meant that I had more dollars than I needed and I was being by not sharing with two strange intoxicated but able bodied males.
Being a gringo in Central America = obligation to mantener
Wow, is this ever the truth in Honduras too!! Looks like all the women are pregnant at the moment and likely due to the heavy rains in October/November.
I most certainly like the "Ready Made Family." "Add Water and Stir."
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]This place is baby factory! Everywhere you turn is another panzona o newborn!
She's 19 - 25 with at least one kid! Fact! If you don't like dating single-moms, Nicaragua is not for you. "Ready Made Family." "Add Water and Stir."
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[QUOTE=Generous Gent]Wow, is this ever the truth in Honduras too!! Looks like all the women are pregnant at the moment and likely due to the heavy rains in October/November.
I most certainly like the "Ready Made Family." "Add Water and Stir."[/QUOTE]Ditto for Guatemala however, here in Rio Dulce some of the girls have figured it out and I see many more get into their 20's without the obligatory child.
"Mantener" is definitely a Latin thing and there's certainly a "mantener" attitude here among many but again maybe not quite as strong. I know of several relationships here including my own where mantener is not the case.
It could be because this area has had a large gringo population for some time and that has brought a little affluence and education to the area.
* chocha monger and generous gent, thanks for the input concerning honduras. it's good to know someone else is suffering to live their dream too. those gringos in the usa find this entertainment; we call it survival / lifestyle. *
so you know how i was attempting the playboy mansion for us $60,000, verdad? over the past several weeks i've cleaned house, fired b*tches, and reduced my visibility.
i'm tired of mantener! who are you financially supporting? everyone you encounter, but specifically the families of these hookers / sex-employees. since 2007, they've become real comfortable and voluda (lazy.)
weekly salary, free food, free entertainment within the home, and other gringo benefits were shared.
* it's at this juncture we must state fact: gringo's move overseas with the desire to lend a helping hand. the populace does not want your help: the populace wants your results / achievement. what you will find is your plan to help society, will cost you even more in risk, investment, and mantener. mexico will take the helping hand, nicargua will take the hand and remind you that you still have the other, to mantener. *
there's a joke: 100 nicas vale un caballo. transalation: you need 100 nicas to equal the production of one horse, due to their laziness. "nicas" can be opted-out for another race, ethnicity, or noun.
after the 19 year old ayudante was denied her request for money, i was at my exective desk typing "labor contracts." everything was good and beautiful as indicated by my saturday posts.
a former-employee who will remain nameless, but is littered in my "reports of distinction" arrived at my front door, media bola (half drunk.) as the communicative gentleman i am, she was allowed entry.
immediately upon entrance she ran to the bathroom, but as a rouse to explore the house. was she trying to plant drugs on me? was she trying to steal something? i don't know, but those were my thoughts and i did check for missing items and planted drugs. (in the usa, a "player hater" can plant one crack rock valued at us $10 upon your person or possessions; call the laws; and get you case facing a mandatory 5 years with felony conviction. why? celoso o venganza.)
she came to the executive desk to share coversation, on her level. what level is that? below mine! although i offered her the opportunity to attend computer school, she never went. why would i offer her an education and career either with my company or in the society? to lend a helping hand to those less-fortunate. boy, was i wrong: her career is prostitution and you must accept the fact that when you encounter a woman prostituting, regardless of excuse, that is her profession / career.
nonetheless, i requested the girl leave since she was a guest. she refused!
i requested the girl leave since she was a guest. she refused! i requested the girl leave since she was a guest. she refused! i requested the girl leave since she was a guest. she refused!
she said that she would leave my home if i gave her some money. puta esta loca, was my response. two hours of meat loaf patience was tested. she started high, us $300, and went low us $25.
after more refusals and her threats to call the police, i was wearing tired. what crime did i commit? none, but the police will be in search of a bribe due to my gringo status, residence, and this being a male-female dispute!
* it should be said that most men are b*tches when it concerns male-female disputes. they always want to be "captain save-a-hoe." i attempt to eliminate this nonsense and added hours of repeating the story to 15 different people, and to the holding tank. *
getting tired from her refusal to leave. and you know that police service is non-existent in nicargua, i had to take matters into my own hands.
i grabbed the b*tch by her "nappy-ass weave" and threw her out the curb. immediately upon release of the previously successful and attempted extortionista, i ran to close the door. as if it were super bowl xxxvi, she rose from the sidewalk and ran to my front door attempting to regain entry.
i fended her from entering the doorway. she bit me as if i were carne asada. twice. i finally just pushed the b*tch down the stairs!
the neighborhood found amusement in the two hour episode. where's the maturity in nicaragua? nonexistent! they are not mature enough to support themselves.
on the sidewalk she layed. i closed my front door. i closed my windows. i closed the drapes. she screamed to let her regain entry. she found a chismoso to hear her version of the escandalo.
she loitered for 30-minutes before finally leaving. she was never invited. she brought the bullsh*t to me, and no assistance was provided. 100% independance is required in nicaragua.
con una mala onda en mi alchante (with a bad vibe in my house,) i went to the movie theatre to clear my head. trope do elite from brazil was viewed.
i returned to the barrio where everyone wanted fodder to consume their "typical nicaraguan day, for them."
anaylsis: i attempted to have an adult conversation, but that's nonexistent with nicas, male or female. i tried to share insights, but she couldn't think critically. all she can do is have sex and clean house and run errands: female nicaraguan(s.)
is it the poverty of their laziness that makes one so "desperate" and with such low-pride as to behave this way? i don't know, but this is just another scab to toughen the skin required for nicaraguan residence!
next time the b*tch appears, i'll have a bucket of water waiting for her!
p.s. she kept bellowing that i threw her out like a stray dogg. when i told her that she is a stray dogg, the gringo capitalist appeared and a can of whoop-ass ensued!
they want permanent mantener!
Help me understand this "Latin American" mentality, and Gringo-risk:
(1.) Nicas want / expect / "force" you to financially support them, their kids, and family members.
(2.) My reward as the Gringo is Nica-sex, companionship, a housemaker, and possibly children with her. She already came to the table with her Samsonite.
(3.) If we get married, she become a USA-citizen along with her kids, and family members within 10-years. Or maybe the Gringo becomes a citizen of Nicaragua, although the USA does not recognize USA / Nicaragua citizenship.
(4.) If she bears offspring with the Gringo she get's USA court-enforced child support upon divorce / separation. (Can you imagine the visitation guidelines?)
(5.) If she divorces the Gringo, she gets the USA-divorce settlement based upon the Gringo's state of residence.
Where is the benefit for Gringos in relationships with Nicas / Latin Americans? It actually is more risk than USA-women, which is what USA-women wanted in law, and got written into law? Can someone "sell" me on the benefits? All I see is risk?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
She bit me as if I were Carne Asada. Twice.
[/QUOTE]
That statement carries a great degree of poignancy. It sums up the survival aspect of living out the dream of being surrounded by cheap abundant quantities of exotic pussy. The gringo sex tourist should always remember that Third World pussy is not submissive. Third World pussy bites and if you are not careful it will eat you alive like carne asada (roasted meat). As a gringo sex tourist may think he is hunting pussy but in reality the pussy is hunting him. He represents prey that can bring meat, money, shelter and Yankee citizenship to the families in the barrio. Sex is the bait. True. The gringo pays for sex but these women are giving the same sex away for free to local bueno para nadas (good-for-nothings) in the barrio.
The gringo always wants to save someone or something when he should be minding his own business. Locals know that the gringo wants to be a hero. He wants everyone to love him. They will exploit this and make the gringo their caballo. Before he knows it, he will have a jockey or two on his back. A smart gringo sex tourist will pay to dump his load and get back on the plane to his subsistence wage job back in the USA. He should know that he is not cut out for survival in Latin America where only the toughest gringos survive. Why do some expat gringos survive in Latin America while others end up as carne molida (ground meat)? They learned the number one law of survival in Latin America. No me importa (I don’t care)!
Every crisis in the barrio and every ethical challenge is resolved by no me importa. If someone gets killed, robbed or extorted the answer is the same. You wouldn’t find Latin American mongers showing wh*res' pictures that their clients took of them and posted on the internet. Why? Because they don’t care. This is not entertainment, it is not cruelty. It is survival. They know they can’t save their fellow citizens from themselves. They know trying to save them would mean ending up as the horse pulling the cart loaded with their compatriots.
What is your benefit as a gringo sex tourist cum expat in Nicaragua/Latin America? Busting your nuts at a relatively cheap price with less legal and moral entanglements. After all, you didn’t come here for the beautiful scenery and the warm welcoming arms of the world’s poor. Keep focused man! You didn’t give up “freedom” to marry and play caballo for some Nica and her family. The benefits are US $7.50/nut. However, you can choose to play horse and end up worse than if you married in the USA. It’s up to you. No me importa!
Hey you guys these are real good reports of the mentality in Latin America. From my experience the same fundamentals hold true in Peru and Brasil. It is very easy to fall for a poor girl and suddenly feel like you are over your head in quicksand with all the demands for "mantener" for her and the extended family.
Also, what would be a day to day routine problem here in North America can become a "wheels are falling off the wagon" type of situation in Latin America. If someone sneezes--better not work today. If a leaf falls off a tree--better not work today. If the wind shifts--better not work today. jajaja
[quote=meat loaf]she takes 100+ d*cks per month! 100 d*cks per month x 12 months = 1, 200 d*cks per annum!
(as i type this report i'm listening to the "street boys" from bello horizonte, brasil, sing "a dame e o vagabundo. " [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=jvr9tchbb6a&feature=related[/url]
the girl is a pretty-a*s hoe, but i have this little thing i care much about called "good health" and that's a lot of d*ck! against that competition what is your pecker gonna' do?
i don't mind banging a prostitutue, but she has to not be successful. and years of "wh*reconomics" states taht five (5) dicks per day is success. volume and pricing are important consideration in success as well.
the girl to who i refer has been posted on this board by drdewman. he has placed her photo on the board, but the photo doesn't do her justice. the girl looked greasier than a bucket of church's chicken. and that's some greasy sh*t.
get in line: 100 d*cks plus per month. will you dine at the "y? " will she respect you and your sex skills by not licking her phat p*ssy lips?
i've witnessed for months her take an average of five (5) dicks per day. and maybe more during la madrugada (late-night.) 5 d*cks per day times 30 days per month = 150 d*cks per month, but i'll be conservative and say 100 d*cks plus.
i'm an avid porno fan: rocko sifredi, lexington steele, sara jay, bellanova, mike in brazil, meat loaf in nicaragua, etcetera. i'm an avid porno fan, but those hoes and joes get an aids / hiv test per movie. not to mention hepatitis a, b, herpes, ghonaria, clamidia, and other stds that linger and don't kill you. (look at magic johnson almost twenty (20) years later.) at least they'll only be six (6) months behind the virus when the test results produce a positive. but this hoe doesn't have to take the aids / hiv test.
don't get me wrong, i want to f*ck this girl everyday, all day, but i enjoy something called "good health. " condom? piece of mind is priceless.
the p*ssy has a good texture. she's either 19 or 20. her teeth are pretty. she has beautiful white skin. she has a nice ass. she's chichona. she loves to suck d*ck. she takes anal. she takes bareback. she's very personable. she likes getting eatin' out. the girl is a bonafide 9 on the international charts flaw: the girl takes 100 dicks plus per month! her future: to play some fool for his money and to begin bisexual activities and gangbangs.
does she have what it takes to become a professional porno actress? yes!
i proclaim that yes she does the professional capacity to become an international prostitute and porno actress! for what holds her back? i'm not sure, but anteayer she asked when she could come visit my house! that only means one thing: ¡8 polvos cada dia, guey puta! those eight polvos will be delivered throughout the course of 24 hours with 3 being delivered during sleep-time!
professionally she has the capacity to earn us $1, 000 per day! in remote markets she could earn us $2, 500 per day!
(why have i begun to think so much about her? is it that i'm considering putting her as "top-girl? " meat loaf can do that. meat loaf can claim any broad for his purpose. for their shared purpose puta y meat loaf can conquer the world! wow, am i becoming a p. i. m. p. "i don't know what you heard about me, but 'dem hoes can't get a dolla' outta me 'cause i'm a m*thafuck*n p. i. n. c. h. e.)
100 dicks per month is stiff competition for i or any man to knowingly enter. do you agree? i thought you would agree since most of you gentlemen have "semi" successful lives. the rest of you are degenerates!
1, 200 d*cks per year? what makes it such a challenge is the health risk!
for us $1, 250 per day as my payout on a 50/50 split. us $37, 500 for her and us $37, 500 for me! wow, that's respectable income: per year that is us $450, 000 for her and us $450, 000 for me from her doing what she does! what she does it take 5 d*cks per day, everyday. 1, 200 d*cks per year! she truly have an asset that can produce us $1, 000, 000 per year in revenue, anywhere in the world!
the girl doesn't talk out of pocket! the girl don't start no sh*t! the girl appears to be confortable in her girl skin.
for that revenue you better believe it's a job for both of you! advertising in the normal channels with some auxiliary media outlets will produce a fat rolodex. the transient market can be explored as well.
with that us $450, 000 i could purchase that 50 foot pilothouse yacht i want in efectivo! i've seen the results, but her mark-up is weak and her markets are weak. hell, we could chill together in a g12 market.
but she takes 1, 200 d*cks per annum. and of course you're gonna' want to f*ck her 'cause it's acceptable. plus you'll always be a trick in her eyes and she'll always be a sponge for cum! but you could make us $450, 000.
why tell you this? 'cause anyone can do it if that's what they want! i aint special, but it's a job that could be managed during the course of executive desk duties.
i'm giving you guys some ribs with some good meat on 'them! 1, 200 d*cks per annum!
truth be told: any prostitute worth her salt in being a prostitute better take 5 d*cks per day. in nicaragua she for sure better take 5 d*cks if she's wants to eat! y los ninos! la abuela! son cuarto en la familia. this aint no joke. that figure i procalim is true in any city, any where in the world. sh*t, d*ck comes a dime a dozen and p*ssy comes a nickel a baker's dozen!
they have that little "international sex slave / worker" law that makes it a major felony so that us $450, 000 comes with a price, but anyone can do it.
sex trafficers. other professionals in the industry.
will she take instruction? no. i've given the girl us $1, 000 per month and she didn't move her lazy girl ass. xdred says that wh*res want to perform the least effort and receive the most money for it. and considering that she's successful already by taking 100 d*cks per month, why try harder?
but you'll get tired of the girl life and want reality! or maybe you won't, but 1 year's revenue is us $900, 000 as appraised by meat loaf.
in conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on [b]international sex guide. [/b]
for you p*nk a*s fools that write me pm messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! oyiste?
just informing you of my reality, and the reality of xdred![/quote]
the b*tch is sexy ass hell! the b*tch looks classy. she's gorgeous and that's how she gets by in life.
having not seen this hooker for a few days due to her "servicio dormicilio" popularity, i saw her today. we talked about the above; i talked about how i was going to f*ck her in the a*s; she said, "what are you waiting for?"
to the house i went for more money, us $15, like a good trick! on the way to the house i lined up her co-worker for a visit tomorrow: the words, "i live alone" range through her mind as i showed her my canton.
back to the brothel i went, but only after talking to a gringo volunteering for caballo.
upon entering the brothel, she was cleaning up from her third f*ck of the day. i was to be #4. (yeah, it's kind of gross, but god didn't make p*ssy and d*ck to kill us, but to be used. what about aids? what about condoms?)
i grabbed her ass like a football- all palm! i told the cashier 1 hour. she became excited: her co-workers wished her luck on tackeling meat loaf.
(i haven't f*cked at the brothel for months due to celosas.)
we entered the room; showered; and got busy. the p*ssy is beautiful. the b*tch is beautiful.
like most successful hookers, she was about rushing! she was horrible. i told the b*tch the truth. she didn't want to change positions. all she was trying to do was hurry me up and she knows 1-hour = 60 minutes of real dick!
she claimed cramps and arose. i got gorrilla on the b*tch! i took control and threw her back onto the bed. i re-entered the p*ssy. she was on the bulls*t some more. the broad got dressed; gave me a kiss; and left. 20 minutes of bullsh*t.
forget that us $1,000,000 quote from earlier. this shit is worth us $0.00: no vale chocha! (when was the last time you heard "no vale chocha?" never: it's always no vale verga, but meat loaf sirve so that's not my case.)
she went to the sala and sat around with the others. i departed the room naked and entered the sala. they screamed with excitement and curiosity. the owner instructed me to place clothes upon my manhood. i followed his instructions.
i returned to the sala clothed. the girls wanted to see the d*ck up close and personal. the dragged me around the sala by my dick and balls!
the took pictures of the d*ck! the became amazed at the size and how he was asleep. i expressed my lack of satisfaction from the most successful wh*re among them. i asked for volunteers on the next loafing. everyone declined from fear and intimidation.
(truth be told: i hear that i have a huge d*ck all the time and for years, but i don't believe it cause we spend way too much time together. opinions of your peers matter.)
here i type this report as i prepared to revisit the brothel. snow white is present but no meat loaf for that skeezer.
what i thought was million dollar p*ssy is actually worth less than us $15. and i thought that i knew business and finance: there's a reason i'm in nicaragua, the second poorest country within the hemisphere and not bond street, london, or lasalle street, chicago, or wall street, new york: analysis.
lol.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]That statement carries a great degree of poignancy. It sums up the survival aspect of living out the dream of being surrounded by cheap abundant quantities of exotic pussy. The gringo sex tourist should always remember that Third World pussy is not submissive. Third World pussy bites and if you are not careful it will eat you alive like carne asada (roasted meat). As a gringo sex tourist may think he is hunting pussy but in reality the pussy is hunting him. He represents prey that can bring meat, money, shelter and Yankee citizenship to the families in the barrio. Sex is the bait. True. The gringo pays for sex but these women are giving the same sex away for free to local bueno para nadas (good-for-nothings) in the barrio.
The gringo always wants to save someone or something when he should be minding his own business. Locals know that the gringo wants to be a hero. He wants everyone to love him. They will exploit this and make the gringo their caballo. Before he knows it, he will have a jockey or two on his back. A smart gringo sex tourist will pay to dump his load and get back on the plane to his subsistence wage job back in the USA. He should know that he is not cut out for survival in Latin America where only the toughest gringos survive. Why do some expat gringos survive in Latin America while others end up as carne molida (ground meat)? They learned the number one law of survival in Latin America. No me importa (I don’t care)!
Every crisis in the barrio and every ethical challenge is resolved by no me importa. If someone gets killed, robbed or extorted the answer is the same. You wouldn’t find Latin American mongers showing wh*res' pictures that their clients took of them and posted on the internet. Why? Because they don’t care. This is not entertainment, it is not cruelty. It is survival. They know they can’t save their fellow citizens from themselves. They know trying to save them would mean ending up as the horse pulling the cart loaded with their compatriots.
What is your benefit as a gringo sex tourist cum expat in Nicaragua/Latin America? Busting your nuts at a relatively cheap price with less legal and moral entanglements. After all, you didn’t come here for the beautiful scenery and the warm welcoming arms of the world’s poor. Keep focused man! You didn’t give up “freedom” to marry and play caballo for some Nica and her family. The benefits are US $7.50/nut. However, you can choose to play horse and end up worse than if you married in the USA. It’s up to you. No me importa![/QUOTE]
Chocha Monger,
This post is so truthful, and dead-on concerning the risks / rewards. This simple four paragraph text could be our main discusssion for months and years to come!
Wow!
"The gringo sex tourist should always remember that Third World pussy is not submissive. "
"Third World pussy bites and if you are not careful it will eat you alive like carne asada (roasted meat)."
" As a gringo sex tourist may think he is hunting pussy but in reality the pussy is hunting him. He represents prey that can bring meat, money, shelter and Yankee citizenship to the families in the barrio. Sex is the bait."
"The gringo pays for sex but these women are giving the same sex away for free to local bueno para nadas (good-for-nothings) in the barrio. "
" Locals know that the gringo wants to be a hero. "
"He wants everyone to love him. "
"They will exploit this and make the gringo their caballo. Before he knows it, he will have a jockey or two on his back. "
"A smart gringo sex tourist will pay to dump his load and get back on the plane to his subsistence wage job back in the USA. "
"... in Latin America where only the toughest gringos survive. "
"Why do some expat gringos survive in Latin America while others end up as carne molida (ground meat)?"
"They learned the number one law of survival in Latin America. No me importa (I don’t care)! "
"They know they can’t save their fellow citizens from themselves. "
"They know trying to save them would mean ending up as the horse pulling the cart loaded with their compatriots. "
" Busting your nuts at a relatively cheap price with less legal and moral entanglements. "
"After all, you didn’t come here for the beautiful scenery and the warm welcoming arms of the world’s poor. "
"Keep focused man!"
"You didn’t give up “freedom” to marry and play caballo for some Nica and her family. "
"The benefits are US $7.50/nut."
"However, you can choose to play horse and end up worse than if you married in the USA."
Each sentence / stanza is so true within itself. Those posts on American Women & Prostitution have created a Ph.D. in female psychology for Chocha Monger.
Since we [B]International Sex Guide[/B] readers became privy to this wisdom, I now view and "Crunch Numbers" on each broad, respectively. Risk vs. Reward! Hence, I've gotten stingy on the US $7.50 not for price, but for nutt. Will I be the caballo pulling for 18 years plus- el nino- and her basketball team sized "hangers on?"
Calgon, Take Me Away!
MeatLoaf,
I stumbled upon this thread a couple of days ago, and am having an absolute chuckle at the immense level of cynicism you show to every Latin American chica, with a special place reserved for those Nicas of your home area.
It sounds almost exactly like myself talking about the women of Calgary, Alberta, except because they DO have lots of money, and there is a massive imbalance of males to females here, they don't offer sex, or any sort of companionship, they are simply out to strip you bare. I just might visit Managua, although I would not be able to say I haven't been thoroughly warned!
[QUOTE=Furysys]MeatLoaf,
I stumbled upon this thread a couple of days ago, and am having an absolute chuckle at the immense level of cynicism you show to every Latin American chica, with a special place reserved for those Nicas of your home area.
It sounds almost exactly like myself talking about the women of Calgary, Alberta, except because they DO have lots of money, and there is a massive imbalance of males to females here, they don't offer sex, or any sort of companionship, they are simply out to strip you bare. I just might visit Managua, although I would not be able to say I haven't been thoroughly warned![/QUOTE]
Not every Latin American Chica fits the aforementioned demographic, but I'll let the next man roll the dice on her character / motives.
Congratulations to Jerome Iginla of the Flames!
Maybe I need to come up there and straighten-out those Albertonians! Some exotic Meat Loaf from Latin America should gain the focus of your "snow bunnies."
If I were in your Carhart, I would go monger in Montreal, and not Managua.
I was in need of some relief. Having the brothel stocked with "new snapper" gave me lots of choices. God is Good! (Who are you stroking? SOS?)
So I entered the brothel and it was a damn sports team present. What? Some professional sports team from Nicaragua was present damaging the vicho that I wanted.
Damn! Competition. I'm the resident stud, not these visitors.
There was more wood in the brothel than McCoys.
Fortunately for me, everyone love Meat Loaf and we made conversation. Slowly the wh*res appeared from their "work spaces" and returned to the sala. Did I want sweaty, used p*ssy? What's that word? Sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, etcetera.
Nonetheless, "Snow White" appeared from outside, which means she just arrived for her shift. Needing to shoot someone, we entered the room.
I banged the p*ssy like the "Liberty Bell." She earned two and a half nutts. I gave her compliments on her small but powerful ass. It's soft like bubble gum. She can take d*ck, but it's not something you would want to have on a permanent basis.
Phat p*ssy lips; nice ass; skinny frame; C-grade face, anal, average d*ck sucking skills. (She reminds me of those "white sluts" that work as USA strippers and cock-wh*res.) But hey, she's a commodity in Nicaragua- the land of the brown man.
Another day, another dame.
I wrote this piece in an attempt to further expound upon the reasons why Nica pussy just may be a better bargain than good old Yankee pussy at $7.50/ejaculation. That is not to say that Nica or any other pussy on the global stage is without its share of risks as well as rewards. Hopefully my contribution will help Mr. Meat Loaf in his assessment of gringo risk vs reward regarding Nica/Latin American women vs US women.
Involvement with women brings some attendant risks wherever you do it. If you marry or have children with a woman in the USA or Latin America there will be severe economic consequences. Either way you’re going to be a horse pulling a cart or carriage. So what is the difference? The difference between the USA and L. America is how determined and efficient the state is at finding you and applying those economic sanctions.
In the US the system is designed to punish the noncustodial parent. “Noncustodial parent” is really code for the male parent since in most cases the woman is awarded custody. The judicial system will make sure that the man’s financial situation is severely constrained. As the noncustodial parent prepare to see your standard of living sink to unbelievable lows while your custodial ex-wife or ex-girlfriend’s standard of living improves considerably thanks to your financial support. She will also receive much more favorable treatment under tax laws. Her child support income will be tax-exempt (it’s based on your pre-tax dollars and you pay the tax), she will have head of household filing status and possible eligibility for the earned income tax credit ([url]http://www.urban.org/publications/407347.html#sec1[/url]). Remarriage and fathering more children cannot reduce your obligated support payments for previous children. This guarantees that the woman’s child support and, or, alimony payments do not decrease. It also serves as a strong disincentive to the man’s starting a new family.
Can you live on 40-48% of your income after taxes? That is what you’ll have to do after the US courts get done with you. In Latin America the system isn’t designed specifically to punish the man or to seek him out through tax, social security, labor, and transportation systems. The women know that the system has better things to do than tracking down ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends and making them pay for el nene. They will be happy to accept a fair sum of money given willingly rather take their chances with the system. Like I said either way you’re going to be a caballo. You may as well choose your barnyard.
Meatloaf,
I am impressed, a hockey fan exists in Nicaragua! Whoda thunk that? I'm originally from Toronto, and get back quite a few times a year, and don't really need to go to Montreal, I think half the strippers sometimes are from Montreal (they can make far better money in TO). Of course, being from Toronto, I am one of those insane sports masochists, a Buffalo fan, so tend to follow the Sabres far more than the Flames.
Toronto is far more expensive than Montreal, but does have an amazing selection of strippers/MP girls from all over the world, including quite a few from Latin America. I love your comments, as that is exactly how I feel about most women, the attitude being that I figure I am going to get fleeced anyway, and with a Nica (or Paisa, or whatever), they are far far away, and will only take what I am willing to pay, whereas up here when they gotcha, man they gotcha!
[QUOTE=Furysys]Meatloaf,
I am impressed, a hockey fan exists in Nicaragua! Whoda thunk that? I'm originally from Toronto, and get back quite a few times a year, and don't really need to go to Montreal, I think half the strippers sometimes are from Montreal (they can make far better money in TO). Of course, being from Toronto, I am one of those insane sports masochists, a Buffalo fan, so tend to follow the Sabres far more than the Flames.
Toronto is far more expensive than Montreal, but does have an amazing selection of strippers/MP girls from all over the world, including quite a few from Latin America. I love your comments, as that is exactly how I feel about most women, the attitude being that I figure I am going to get fleeced anyway, and with a Nica (or Paisa, or whatever), they are far far away, and will only take what I am willing to pay, whereas up here when they gotcha, man they gotcha![/QUOTE]
Lots of Nicaraguans moved to Toronto during the war years! It's one of their big areas: Miami, San Francisco, and Toronto, in that order.
I hold a dear place in my heart and soul for the Prairies.
One could say that the locals have their men by the shorts as well: They'll ostracize you among family. And everyone knows "family" is all that they have. Who?
Sabres over the Leafs? You do like challenges! Legacy franchise.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Lots of Nicaraguans moved to Toronto during the war years! It's one of their big areas: Miami, San Francisco, and Toronto, in that order.
I hold a dear place in my heart and soul for the Prairies.
One could say that the locals have their men by the shorts as well: They'll ostracize you among family. And everyone knows "family" is all that they have. Who?
Sabres over the Leafs? You do like challenges! Legacy franchise.[/QUOTE]I live in Miami and YES, they are hear like jack rabbits.
In 2008 we had several threesomes together. I f*cked her with one of my "ex-girlfriends" before she became a "girlfriend." You may recall that this broad has some good p*ssy! Her fault? She touches sh*t that int hers. And yes, I have photos of every session with her (ie. spread eagle, tossed salad, lesbo, CIM, anal, etcetera.)
Well I stumbled into her (pun intended) yesterday. We f*cked! I gave her thwo nutts. We arranged for her to start work tomorrow (today.) She arrived late by 1-hour. She cooked and cleaned. After lunch, we f*cked. She fell asleep. I returned to the executive desk.
The p*ssy is still good.
Her third eye is so gorgeous! I had two wet dreams about her last night. Hence, 4 nutts within 12 hours. I gave her 1 nutt for desert after lunch. She wanted me to bust open that "dookie shoot," but I don't have enough strength to enter the dark side.
I'll bust it tomorrow. How will I know that she'll return? She's Nica: Voluda, en busca reales, good d*ck, free breakfast and lunch, sleep, etcetera.
The 19 year ayudante got replaced that quick. And that was after I decided if I needed / wanted help.
God is Good!
P.S. She's the girl that I was knee deep in p*ssy when the other who was having a threesome with us, answered the door. At my front door were two girls from the night previous who had a threesome with me too. La chela y la morena (together like testicles, always.) La chela was the girl that screamed from the street, "Give me back my shirt and panties, Meat Loaf." The entire block (neighborhood) heard her. I gave it back with a long, wet dick dangling before her eyes. She asked, "who are you fucking?" I replied, "A nadie. She's sucking my d*ck!" I only f*cked La chela 3 more times after that: I had to check the b*tch 'cause she was running around Managua saying we were ex-novios. She was a piece of ass- good texture and loves to ride d*ck backwards.
Who are you f*cking? A Nadie!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]In 2008 we had several threesomes together. I f*cked her with one of my "ex-girlfriends" before she became a "girlfriend." You may recall that this broad has some good p*ssy! Her fault? She touches sh*t that int hers. And yes, I have photos of every session with her (ie. spread eagle, tossed salad, lesbo, CIM, anal, etcetera.)
Well I stumbled into her (pun intended) yesterday. We f*cked! I gave her thwo nutts. We arranged for her to start work tomorrow (today.) She arrived late by 1-hour. She cooked and cleaned. After lunch, we f*cked. She fell asleep. I returned to the executive desk.
The p*ssy is still good.
Her third eye is so gorgeous! I had two wet dreams about her last night. Hence, 4 nutts within 12 hours. I gave her 1 nutt for desert after lunch. She wanted me to bust open that "dookie shoot," but I don't have enough strength to enter the dark side.
I'll bust it tomorrow. How will I know that she'll return? She's Nica: Voluda, en busca reales, good d*ck, free breakfast and lunch, sleep, etcetera.
The 19 year ayudante got replaced that quick. And that was after I decided if I needed / wanted help.
God is Good!
P.S. She's the girl that I was knee deep in p*ssy when the other who was having a threesome with us, answered the door. At my front door were two girls from the night previous who had a threesome with me too. La chela y la morena (together like testicles, always.) La chela was the girl that screamed from the street, "Give me back my shirt and panties, Meat Loaf." The entire block (neighborhood) heard her. I gave it back with a long, wet dick dangling before her eyes. She asked, "who are you fucking?" I replied, "A nadie. She's sucking my d*ck!" I only f*cked La chela 3 more times after that: I had to check the b*tch 'cause she was running around Managua saying we were ex-novios. She was a piece of ass- good texture and loves to ride d*ck backwards.
Who are you f*cking? A Nadie![/QUOTE]
I don't know if she'll come back 'cause she was bored. I paid her US $10 for her services. She likes the d*ck so maybe she'll come back tomorrow voluntarily or I'll call her for some "servicio dormicilio."
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So she did show up on Friday for work.
She was given her "birth control shot" to prevent panzona. If you don't inject the contraceptive into Nicas, they will not use any contraception. Getting pregnant aint no big deal, especially when you have good d*ck like Meat Loaf. They want the loaf for life, and the "Gringo Bucks" too.
I aint the one to get played like a "Poo-Butt!"
So I beat the p*ssy up like L.A.P.D. on Rodney King! She screamed my name all afternoon. (Sometimes I forget who the girls refer when they scream my Spanish-name and not English birth-given name.)
I beat the p*ssy up. She got in the cowgirl position and earned two orgasms. She was riding the d*ck like a champs. At first, her thighs were chaffing my thighs, but the sweat from her wet p*ssy trickeled down her leg and onto mine. This worked well 'cause then she was able to pop that p*ssy.
Pop that P*ssy: Thanks to 2 Live Crew!
She was popping that p*ssy with a vengance and confidently. She soon learned that my handcrafted bed sirve bien. She rode the di*ck from the windows to the wall. She rode the d*ck until the sweat, hers, dripped from my balls!
She got hers and then I got mine!
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so i was thinking about joe francis, owner of "girls gone wild," and how player haters wanted someone else to blame for the actions of someone else. what? repeat that please, meat loaf.
how player haters wanted someone else to blame for the actions of someone else. i am referring to joe's arrest on the ****, without consent filiming, etcetera.
what really happened? a girl, several girls for that fact, wanted some attention, just like the girls i write about, and showed their breasts, snatch, and even made sexual intercourse movies. after time lapsed, she became embarrassed and her family too. they wanted revenge for her voluntarily derobing. the wanted the benefactor, joe, to pay with liberty for her exercising liberty.
i write this post as further evidence of others wanting to punish the benefactors of exercised liberty. non-adulterous sex is not illegal, although some locales codified sodomie (anal sex.) these very same "family men" or "mothers" are the very same people committing adultery due to their weakness in layind down the law!
laying down the law? i contend that if you tell someone the truth despite the perceived pain, that the person will still choose you. there's no reason to lie. tell your girl, "i'm gonna keeping f*cking you and start f*cking another girl too. if you don't like it, i'll replace you too."
1 man - 1 woman: that's not what god (nature) designed! it is what the bible has been translated into. nature dictates 1 man, many women. and after you live in this baby factory, you will realize that woman and ninos are on a different level. the bible or societies tool for legal (more restrictions, less freedom) justification says the 1 man - 1 woman.
back to joe: so always there are those and will be those that want to transfer personal responsility from the person to anther person. obama and his "great american giveaway," pobrecitas, and "girls gone wild."
i write this post because there are those that say [b]international sex guide[/b] is a bad community where association is detrimental. and it are those individuals that want to joe francis blood for him benefacting from the exercised liberties of others.
are those that help support girls, children, senior citizens (family) benefactors or exploiters. to label them exploiters is to transfer the female's personal responsibility upon the benefactor: to label them benefactors is a more accurate characterization.
it's easy for those with absolutely 0% exposure to judge. it also should be even easier for those individuals to simply change the channel, close out the webpage, or to stop being nosey as to who's f*cking who.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/joe_francis[/url]
As detailed intensively by "TJ Texan," these Ninos Nicas estan fragil!
Yesterday, I felt ill de repente. No sabia que the beers I drank the night before or the kisses I received from the new employee or the second recruit. Regardless, I took my under-the-weather ass to the farmacia and bought a penicilin shot. The penicilin cost US $3.50 and the needle is US $0.50.
Today, I feal great and am ready to tackle the world!
Self Medicate Nicas.
P.S. My staff (occupational) said that the more Ninos Nicas an employee has, the more unreliable they will be. Wierd? You would think that someone with lots of children (ie. gastos) would be more subservant. The locals differ. They say the epidemic called, "El nino esta enfermo" will be heard more than roll call.
Every P.I.M.P. needs three sets of staff (occupational, residence, social.)
How do you guys f*cking live? Pinches Tontos!
So when I talk to every girl, worldwide, I tell them about my 2 for 1 orgasm guarantee!
I give them 2, before I get 1.
Always their eyes get BIG! Always they think about the ride! Always they get turned on.
How is it possible to make such a blanket guarantee? Answer: Just try!
Luck.
Regardless, if you're trying to give a girl 2 orgasms before your first, that means you will be in the p*ssy working. Working! Working! Exploring. Working that p*ssy like no other male has ever worked her p*ssy before.
She will come back.
Add a few tricks into your bag and she'll always be curious on your next move.
Do they earn 2 from me before my first? Sometimes. And sometimes not.
At least this is the sales pitch when I meet a new woman. After the first few f*ck sessions it becomes all about me.
I Got Mine: You Were Bullsh*ttin'!
Chris Rock, the comedian, has a new comedy special where he travels the world telling his jokes. During this presentation he made two good points.
(1) Don't nobody with a job want to hear about you and your career!
(2) I got a job. I can't sit around all day practicing my stroke! This money: You want this money, don't you b*tch. You better call Tyrone, but if you do I'm throwing your ass out.
What I like best is, "I can't sit around all day practicing my stroke!"
In Nicaragua, you can!
Meat Loaf.
I could detail the desert I had after eating lunch, but why "rub it in?"
Meat Loaf, While I've never considered spending significant time in Nicaragua, I have given some thought to security in Latin America. Specifically, I've wondered if the people you hire to protect you could end up extorting money from or kidnapping you. I guess there are two ways to play it -- either you (a) keep a low profile and try to fly under the radar of the bad guys, or (b) you pay for security which in itself is going to raise your profile and let the bad guys know you've got money.
Since you've hired security, you've thought about this. What are your thoughts on finding people to protect you that won't screw you, and whether the plusses of security outweigh the minuses?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Tiny 12]Meat Loaf, While I've never considered spending significant time in Nicaragua, I have given some thought to security in Latin America. Specifically, I've wondered if the people you hire to protect you could end up extorting money from or kidnapping you. I guess there are two ways to play it -- either you (a) keep a low profile and try to fly under the radar of the bad guys, or (b) you pay for security which in itself is going to raise your profile and let the bad guys know you've got money.
Since you've hired security, you've thought about this. What are your thoughts on finding people to protect you that won't screw you, and whether the plusses of security outweigh the minuses?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Obviously, I cannot disclose my security measures!
Mexico City is the kidnap capital of the world with 3,000 per annum.
Colombia in the south.
Let's just say that one should run the streets- get gangster- and then elevate their stature.
I would not recommend low profile, especially if your skin is not the color of the populace. They already think you're rich: You better prepare for the nonsense.
Employees? They can become victim to gangsterism and your local power (ie. police, politics, business, etcetera.) When overseas, you must go beyond your domestic lifestyle.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Obviously, I cannot disclose my security measures!
Mexico City is the kidnap capital of the world with 3,000 per annum.
Colombia in the south.
Let's just say that one should run the streets- get gangster- and then elevate their stature.
I would not recommend low profile, especially if your skin is not the color of the populace. They already think you're rich: You better prepare for the nonsense.
Employees? They can become victim to gangsterism and your local power (ie. police, politics, business, etcetera.) When overseas, you must go beyond your domestic lifestyle.[/QUOTE]
Professional Bodyguards of professional quality are US $40,000 per year.
Executive insurace policies of US $250,000 payout are US $500 per month.
[QUOTE=Tiny 12]Meat Loaf, While I've never considered spending significant time in Nicaragua, I have given some thought to security in Latin America. Specifically, I've wondered if the people you hire to protect you could end up extorting money from or kidnapping you. I guess there are two ways to play it -- either you (a) keep a low profile and try to fly under the radar of the bad guys, or (b) you pay for security which in itself is going to raise your profile and let the bad guys know you've got money.
Since you've hired security, you've thought about this. What are your thoughts on finding people to protect you that won't screw you, and whether the plusses of security outweigh the minuses?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
You may recall the post I wrote a few months back about how I, "Me Loaf," know of four (4) people who were victims to murder!
You may also recall how I know buys that have gone to the pinta / el preso / la celda for their bids (under 2 years,) and have re-hit the street.
You may also recal the post I wrote a few months ago about how I know people who are going to el preso on a frequent basis.
You must be prepared and ready to introduce "some fool" to God!
so you're on the streets of nicaragua, are you scared to say, "what's up" to the homies?
i recommend that to truly understand your society one should visit the pinta!
catch a case, do your bid! don't pay bribes. don't pay bond. and you will visit during trial.
tipitapa, nicaragua: this is the pinta where most capitalinos get sent to serve out their bids. it's horrible if you have no money: it's alright if you have money! hay putas, mota, yeo, comida casera, music, wuado. it could be puro bacanal! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."
cost of food per inmate is us $0.50 per day spread over two (2) meals.
clase calor! no hay camas. you're family must bring your food, daily.
who are your peers? take a visit and you will meet individuals from all of latin america. who do you think your peers will be?
cedeso, mexico: this pinta is listed as comparison. hay nortenas, yeo, mota, burritos, putas, mezcal. it's horrible if you have no money: it's alright if you have money! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."
who are your peers? take a visit and you will meet individuals from all of latin america. who do you think your peers will be?
usa / state dept. of corrections: this pinta is listed as comparison. hay mota, yeo, hooch, homosexual sex (prostitution.) it's horrible no matter what: no freedom! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."
who are your peers? racial minorities (ie. black americans, latinos, peckerwoods / ab.) who will save you?
usa immigration jail: after gettting released from the usa prison or during immigration detention, you can do a stretch approaching 9 months. these 9 months aren't too much different from 9 in the aforementioned. why? people are applying through usa immigration court, fighting, deportation or extradition to a foreign-country: these people want to become usa citizens or continue residing in the usa.
some.
the others are deep into their professional careers!
many hide behind their societies social strati and when that security blanket is removed / revoked, they're naked among those they benefitted from via the oppression. if you're an oppressor, by default of piel, it will be a daily experience. if you're accustomed to oppression, it will normal living! those that are visible targets in the wrong country or tank will learn their character quickly and often.
so what i'm saying is, "you need to meet and spend time wit the homies on the street 'cause when it's time to check into government housing, you'll be capable of relating." this is another layer of the "street security team," tiny 12.
i list this post because if you're not prepared to enable someone to meet their higher power, you will become prey. if you are willing to get tried by 12 versus carried by 6, "la pinta" could be your reality.
murder conviction in nicarauga is only a 25 year sentence!
aggravated (ie. use of a weapon) conviction(s) in the usa are 10 years per count.
possession of "el cuete" in mexico is a multa o the option of "polvo o plata!"
what country is safer in your opinion? are you strong enough to "do your time?"
who are your peers in nicaragua? los deportaron! (the deportees.)
You have your own thread and you have not one pic posted on it.
Then you nasty mouth photos posted by others.
Didn't you ever learn a photo is worth more then a thousand words.
Recent "Me Loaf" posts have detailed how for the same US $60,000, one can replicate the "Playboy Mansion" in any other Latin American market without the security concerns.
Mexico City: US $60,000 aint shit!
Jaco Beach, Escazu, Costa Rica: US $60,000 aint shit!
Paitilla, Marbella, Dorado, el Canal, Panama: US $60,000 aint shit!
Cartagena, Cali, Medellin, Colombia: US $60,000 aint shit!
Sao Paolo e Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: US $60,000 aint shit!
Nicaragua: US $60,000 is shit and you could loose your life over its image!
Security. What delincuente, with intelligence, is going to travel internationally to "pull a jack move" on a US $60,000 lifestyle. A damn fool! And like a damn fool, you the honest citizen, get the right and are encourage to "split that fool's wig!"
Security. Only dumb delincuentes from the local market would attempt a "jaack move" on the US $60,000 image. And that fool would know / should know / or will find out, that an attempt "to pull a jack move" will be met fiercely!
Only delincuentes in your home market that are foolish to the streets and their families future would try. Why? 'Cause you've already beat them to the punch.
Who's on payroll? (1) Legally licensed to carry a gun! (2) Legally registered with your embassy. (3) Legally licensed within the community. (4) Known and mantener the police officers in your district: Get that special police access (Code 4.) (5) Known and mantener the local politicians. (6) Say what's up to the street: Put some work in on the street. (7) Armed-security gets contracted for the residence and street. (8) Build your social network of "loyal" and "honest" associates.
In contrast, those not successful, don't do shit within their communities except go to work and back home. Spend more on credit cards. Call the police and receive service.
Fact: You guys are not ready for the poorest Spanish-country in the world!
And you thought a Latino is a Latino, or the sterotype that all Latinos = Mexican 'cause you're in the USA. Mexico is just as rich as Canada. Nicaragua is the exact opposite. What's the difference between Mexico and Canada? One group is Brown, the other is White. One group speaks English, the other Spanish. One group invests within their country, the other flee.
Lots of Laughs: Lots of Truth!
With security measures as described, any delincuente in any country, is facing a powerful machine. And if successful, the delincuente has a powerful "victim." This is all assuming that step #1- el cuente suya- runs out of ammo. The second clip gets emptied. Sus compadres unload to zero. And then you get secuestered.
These security measures are the same security measures that "any" successful Gringo should have in place within the USA. In your neighborhood, do you sponsor the police? Do they know your name as to prevent bullsh*t tickets? Are you on any city boards? Ok, so you aint doing sh*t in your hometown: Agreed! Do you support your right to personal protection, the Second Ammendment? Do you have a home security system, and car alarm, and home / renters insurance? In Nicaragua that's called, armed security guards. Do you know the guys that hang out on your neighborhood corner? How about at the McDonalds? Do you know your "local bad guys?" If not, you'lll meet as a victim.
These are "security measures" that are undertaken by anyone successful within their home community. It (the game) doesn't change throughout this hemisphere.
Pick anybody that's successful in the USA, and they have bodyguards, too!
If you aint rolling with bodyguards in the USA, you aint doing shit! Are they concerned about the attention? No, it's called "celebrity." Are they changing-up their ganancia? No. They keep los cuetes bien cerquita!
In conclusion Tiny 12, US $60,000 in Nicaragua = US $1.8 million in the USA.
Is someone with US $1.8 million in annual disposable income protected by security guards?
What do you think?
If the delincuentes think / believe / watch you spending cash of US $1.8 million per year in living expense, are they going to "try a jack move?"
DAMN SKIPPY THEY WILL! Welcome to the USA.
[QUOTE=Member #2964]You have your own thread and you have not one pic posted on it.
Then you nasty mouth photos posted by others.
Didn't you ever learn a photo is worth more then a thousand words.[/QUOTE]
I should keep my mouth closed since I have never posted a pic.
With your ridicule Member #2964, I will learn when to "zip it!"
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I should keep my mouth closed since I have never posted a pic.
With your ridicule Member #2964, I will learn when to "zip it!"[/QUOTE]
In the photo section there is ample representation of the Chicas in Nicaragua. I would rather fu*k than take photos any day. I had one new Sony camera stolen (my fault).
Nicaragua is not for the average gringo and the Meat Loaf forum deals with the realities of living the dream, on the ground, from an expat perspective. This is very different from the average four day sex tourist.
Having spent four months in-country last year and one this year I could not claim to be a Nicaragua expert. My experience mongering and working in Central, South America and the Caribbean over two decades did not prepare me for Nicaragua.
It required three weeks of constant observation and help from the locals to recognize street danger here. I thought I was prepared.
One night in Bogata at 3am I step outside from a club, snuggling with a hot Paisa Chica (non pro) on the sidewalk. She was feeling no pain from three hours of drinking and other substances. The chemistry between us was good and she agreed to go to my apartment and continue partying. Once outside a Colombian on a Harley Davidson asks me some questions about Linux. Twenty yards away, across the street, we all notice two groups of feuding narcos pull out handguns and square off. People clear the sidewalks and give them room. We don't move or stop our conversation. A hot girl, looming gun battle, Linux, all in the same moment. Just a regular night in Santa Fe Bogata.
So what am I trying to say? Nicaragua is distinctively different from Colombia, Costa Rica, and other countries where most would monger. My first impression of the Nica chicas was not favorable. I was spoiled due to my attraction to the more traditional Latinas from Colombia, Venezuela, Costa Rica, and Mexico etc. With time in-country their look and incredible personal interaction, I became hooked.
As for the danger decide for yourself. If you do not speak Spanish and know Managua go to only mainstream locations. Always look for the older cab drivers as they may be less intent on robbing you.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You may recall the post I wrote a few months back about how I, "Me Loaf," know of four (4) people who were victims to murder!
You may also recall how I know buys that have gone to the pinta / el preso / la celda for their bids (under 2 years,) and have re-hit the street.
[/QUOTE]
Interesting posts, thanks Meat Loaf. When you say bids above, do you mean they went to jail for contract hits (murder), and got less than 2 years?
It should be said that I'm a big fan of research. Learning all that I can about various people and societies is great!
I do not intend to offend anyone with these posts! I am only exchanging ideas to be consumed as thoughts or debates. I profess that no person or group is superior or inferior than another and that all are given respect automatically. Only after dis-respect has occured does an individual begin to loose stature.
Treat a man as a man: Treat a human being as a human being!
Some topics are pure acedemic, while others are realized acts.
I write these posts in third person so that an individual who chooses to be offended or praised may opt for such sentiments, while another may be oblivious.
I write this "Revelation" as we may discuss some sensitive topics that some may choose not to be luminated.
Much respect is extended to every strati of the domestic society and every citizen. May we all be so blessed as to experience and communicate "tales," fiction or non-fiction, as a "guest." May one never forget the virtues of hospitality!
I, "Me Loaf," recommend all human beings to visit and help develop the Land of Volcanoes.
God is Good: Nicaragua is Blessed.
[quote=tiny 12]interesting posts, thanks meat loaf. when you say bids above, do you mean they went to jail for contract hits (murder), and got less than 2 years?[/quote]
on the street, you hear things. in the news, you see things.
2 years: how long was gringo, eric volz waiting trial?
you can ride pine in the usa for 2 year waiting trial as well.
it's all the same when you're property (ie. citizen) of the government.
going rate, us $ 60 per day (usa federal system)
that's the value of your physical possession payable by the usa government.
if you're in the demographic that usa locks-up, (ie. poor whites, blacks, latinos, native americans) then la pinta is your community.
i write this 'cause "lots of hatred" exists. the populace is upset 'cause some family member in the demographic was "played dirty" by the usa. so, when the tables can be turned, they will be turned.
who are your peers? this is the realities of your peers. your community!
security? survival. understanding. not patronizing. genuine character. establishing your ground. being a "real mf."
this is what build security, not the tarifa ni "vic."
street criminal jobs are the same around the world!
"the chickens are coming home, to roost!"
this is the reality of guilt by associaiton, (ie. color, citizenship, etcetera.)
* i watch way too much nypd blue, law and order, csi, the shield, the first 48 hours, fletch, agitha christi, msnbc, dateline nbs, lou dobbs, etcetera. with all of this fodder, it is no reason my posts are entertaining. *
[QUOTE=Xdred]In the photo section there is ample representation of the Chicas in Nicaragua. I would rather fu*k than take photos any day. I had one new Sony camera stolen (my fault).
Nicaragua is not for the average gringo and the Meat Loaf forum deals with the realities of living the dream, on the ground, from an expat perspective. This is very different from the average four day sex tourist.
Having spent four months in-country last year and one this year I could not claim to be a Nicaragua expert. My experience mongering and working in Central, South America and the Caribbean over two decades did not prepare me for Nicaragua.
It required three weeks of constant observation and help from the locals to recognize street danger here. I thought I was prepared.
One night in Bogata at 3am I step outside from a club, snuggling with a hot Paisa Chica (non pro) on the sidewalk. She was feeling no pain from three hours of drinking and other substances. The chemistry between us was good and she agreed to go to my apartment and continue partying. Once outside a Colombian on a Harley Davidson asks me some questions about Linux. Twenty yards away, across the street, we all notice two groups of feuding narcos pull out handguns and square off. People clear the sidewalks and give them room. We don't move or stop our conversation. A hot girl, looming gun battle, Linux, all in the same moment. Just a regular night in Santa Fe Bogata.
So what am I trying to say? Nicaragua is distinctively different from Colombia, Costa Rica, and other countries where most would monger. My first impression of the Nica chicas was not favorable. I was spoiled due to my attraction to the more traditional Latinas from Colombia, Venezuela, Costa Rica, and Mexico etc. With time in-country their look and incredible personal interaction, I became hooked.
As for the danger decide for yourself. If you do not speak Spanish and know Managua go to only mainstream locations. Always look for the older cab drivers as they may be less intent on robbing you.[/QUOTE]
Glad to see you returned to the [B]International Sex Guide[/B].
XDred is a monger / gentleman that is approaching the status of "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" inductee DrDewman!
As you know XDred, there are more cocheras than coches in Nicaragua and it's hard to estacionarse.
The local hoes liked XDred. I enjoyed my time spent with XDred, except for that day he got drunk and started talking stupid sh*t. Fortunately, we were able to get him back on track.
XDred had more "teenies" and "twenty-somethings" chasing his schlong than a college football star.
XDred speaks / writes / shares the truth concerning the streets of Managua. Hell, they tried to "pull his card" on his 6th day of Nicaragua expereince. (Read the post, "XDred" thwarts assailants.) XDred sqaushed that sh*t with ease!
I miss mongering with XDred: Come Back Soon!
God is Good.
Are you scared to chase after the p*ssy that you want to f*ck?
Are you scared of:
(1) Her family protectionism?
(2) Her country?
(3) Her neighborhood?
(4) Her power as a female?
(5) Your ability to survive (ie. gain employement / income)?
(6) Learn her language?
(7) Re-learn society?
(8) Re-produce yourself for the local community?
(9) Leave "friends" and "family" behind in the naturalized country?
(10) Learn your capacity?
And Etcetera. Are you scared of the above?
You can allow and empower others to dictate the placing of your schlong or you can write / control your own existence and destiny! Dictate = (ie. incarceration where homosexuality is the only option, USA Prison System; Revocation of Passport; Child Support Payments; Alimony; Credit Card Debt; Occupational Location; Her Family; Her Neighborhood; etcetera.)
You're scared to go after your desire / dream / reality! You like the thought, but not the act(s.) That's cool, but accept this as the fact of your personality. Likewise, accept the fact that you have a "subsistance job" paying US $24,000 - US $60,000: SURVIVAL.
You failed professionally! You failed in romantice, which is why you read ISG. You do not have to fail in fulfilling your lifelong dream of Latin America!
You Gringos are in or approaching the "Golden Years," so are you going to die with a list of failures? Probably so, you're accustomed to loosing and being controlled by other!
God is Good.
So she attempted to move-in yesterday with four duffle bags! 'Oh no, puta.
The pussy was good texture, but I knew it would get boring. The cula was good too. The "BJ" skills were lacking comared to the second-to-last chava I've had. She would "BJ" for hours at a time, 3 times per day.
The problem for our separation is that fact that her Spanish is too advanced / intricate for me! The humor of her statements left too much confusion. It was nobody's fault, but the reality. Maybe this is also the reason why in 2008, we had a few threesomes and I kicked her out of my house with instructions not to return. She told me that's why she didn't return per my instructions.
Today, I have this girl from Saturday starting. Starting? What's her job? Cook "Me Loaf," clean "Me Loaf," planchar mis sabanas, y "Servicio al jefe." A fair salary was negotiated.
When you bless ladies with "M.E.A.T. L.O.A.F.", the d*ck talks for itself. Who speaks for you? Yeah, he doesn't have much to say!
Do you supply a work uniform? Yes, a bath towel that they wrap around their breasts and waist. This allows for easy access!
She's cool and will visit on Mondays and Fridays, starting next week.
FRIENDS : How many of us have them?
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]I wrote this piece in an attempt to further expound upon the reasons why Nica pussy just may be a better bargain than good old Yankee pussy at $7.50/ejaculation. That is not to say that Nica or any other pussy on the global stage is without its share of risks as well as rewards. Hopefully my contribution will help Mr. Meat Loaf in his assessment of gringo risk vs reward regarding Nica/Latin American women vs US women.
Involvement with women brings some attendant risks wherever you do it. If you marry or have children with a woman in the USA or Latin America there will be severe economic consequences. Either way you’re going to be a horse pulling a cart or carriage. So what is the difference? The difference between the USA and L. America is how determined and efficient the state is at finding you and applying those economic sanctions.
In the US the system is designed to punish the noncustodial parent. “Noncustodial parent” is really code for the male parent since in most cases the woman is awarded custody. The judicial system will make sure that the man’s financial situation is severely constrained. As the noncustodial parent prepare to see your standard of living sink to unbelievable lows while your custodial ex-wife or ex-girlfriend’s standard of living improves considerably thanks to your financial support. She will also receive much more favorable treatment under tax laws. Her child support income will be tax-exempt (it’s based on your pre-tax dollars and you pay the tax), she will have head of household filing status and possible eligibility for the earned income tax credit ([url]http://www.urban.org/publications/407347.html#sec1[/url]). Remarriage and fathering more children cannot reduce your obligated support payments for previous children. This guarantees that the woman’s child support and, or, alimony payments do not decrease. It also serves as a strong disincentive to the man’s starting a new family.
Can you live on 40-48% of your income after taxes? That is what you’ll have to do after the US courts get done with you. In Latin America the system isn’t designed specifically to punish the man or to seek him out through tax, social security, labor, and transportation systems. The women know that the system has better things to do than tracking down ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends and making them pay for el nene. They will be happy to accept a fair sum of money given willingly rather take their chances with the system. Like I said either way you’re going to be a caballo. You may as well choose your barnyard.[/QUOTE]
This Post Will Not Be Ignored: "Cocha Monger" enlightens "Dumb A*S Sons-of-B*tches."
¡Mami Chula me duele!
10+ on the pussy!
9+ on the culo!
6.5+ on the blowjob!
9+ on the kisses!
9.5+ on the carne!
9+ on the cara!
She's mine, everyday!
She's been looking for some real d*ck and finally found it in "Me Loaf."
For once, "Me Loaf" has nothing to write about.
Por fin, M.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. has nothing to write about.
Who needs the ignore button, when "Me Loaf" is voluntarily ignoring himself?
I've read most of your posts and have put up with your attitude on how to get what you want from women. I've followed your posts listing what a wonderful life 60K will get in Nicaragua. I have even overlooked your statements challenging other people to get off their asses and actually book a flight outside their safety zone. But you have gone too far this time.
You watch Lou Dobbs?
[QUOTE=Doubt98]I've read most of your posts and have put up with your attitude on how to get what you want from women. I've followed your posts listing what a wonderful life 60K will get in Nicaragua. I have even overlooked your statements challenging other people to get off their asses and actually book a flight outside their safety zone. But you have gone too far this time.
You watch Lou Dobbs?[/QUOTE]
Great Humor and Inspiration!
I wanted to leave your post as the last post for the eternity of ISG, but you and everyone eslse knows that I have a "Big Keyboard."
Doubt98 represents what ISG is all about: Comaraderie.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]So she attempted to move-in yesterday with four duffle bags! 'Oh no, puta.
The pussy was good texture, but I knew it would get boring. The cula was good too. The "BJ" skills were lacking comared to the second-to-last chava I've had. She would "BJ" for hours at a time, 3 times per day.
The problem for our separation is that fact that her Spanish is too advanced / intricate for me! The humor of her statements left too much confusion. It was nobody's fault, but the reality. Maybe this is also the reason why in 2008, we had a few threesomes and I kicked her out of my house with instructions not to return. She told me that's why she didn't return per my instructions.
Today, I have this girl from Saturday starting. Starting? What's her job? Cook "Me Loaf," clean "Me Loaf," planchar mis sabanas, y "Servicio al jefe." A fair salary was negotiated.
When you bless ladies with "M.E.A.T. L.O.A.F.", the d*ck talks for itself. Who speaks for you? Yeah, he doesn't have much to say!
Do you supply a work uniform? Yes, a bath towel that they wrap around their breasts and waist. This allows for easy access!
She's cool and will visit on Mondays and Fridays, starting next week.
FRIENDS : How many of us have them?[/QUOTE]
Before her departure she blessed me with her "p*ssy sales presentation." She called "a marc" and told him the price is ala carte.
Tongue: Blowjob.
Bebida: Tittie Milk.
Fish: Panocha.
Beans: Anal Sex.
The price is based upon your appetite and meal selection.
[B]Vagobundo Update, Saturday, March 2?, 2009:[/B]
Vagobundo that is "employed" by Meat Loaf during business hours to hang out, talk sh*t, drink, smoke, and enjoy Gringo Hospitality.
Compensation package: Free Breakfast; Free Lunch; Free Liquid and Fire; and Salary. Nonetheless,...
Vagobundo appeared at "Me Loaf's" door with "sob story" about being homesless and not having anyone else to rely upon.
Meat Loaf: Me neither. Being homeless builds character. Do you know how many times I've been homeless? Being homeless in this weather is called camping.
[B]Vagobunda Update, Sunday, March 2?, 2009:[/B]
Neighbor who was spotted at the wh*rehouse one day during 2008 before changing to another wh*rehouse approached "Meat Loaf."
Saludos were held yesterday after many months of sight, but no voice.
"Sob story" about una tia esta enferma y she needs C$ 200 for taxi.
Meat Loaf: No, Dale Pues.
The nonsense will knock on your door!
Taxi transporation is big in Managua.
Vehicle: Purchase used Hyundai with placas for US $3,000 - US $5,000.
"Meat Loaf" pricing since I'm a local.
Driver: C $150, US $7.50, es la ganancia por un turno de 8 hours. 0600 - 1400 hours and 1400 - 2200 hours.
Gas: Only have the driver purchase gas for each specific passenger journey.
Security: Have the driver "drop off" the money every C$ 300.
Dispatch: Run the business from your Enitel phone and / or cell phone.
Maintenance: Don't spend too much; just enough to keep the wheels turning.
Quota: The driver must "hustle up" C$150 per hour of driving.
Monthly Gross Revenue Opportunity: US $500 - US $3,000 per month.
The taxi business is one of the few businesses where one can make "some real money." Approximately 25,000 taxi cabs exist.
In Nicaragua, the entrepreneur must recognize the plethora of manual labor available and construct their business model accordingly. This is not a "Intellectual Property" society. This is a manual labor society! In Nicaragua, you need to have machines and the employees operate the machine (ie. taxi, maquila, digging ditches (ie. Obama has "saved" these jobs for you Gringos.)
I thought about purchasing a few taxi cabs, but I don't hold anything physical so this is out for "Me Loaf." I've given you guys so much information it's a shame you're still sitting in the USA.
How can I say that?
Average education is middle school ( grade 3 - grade 8.)
Over 70% of the populace do not know how to use a computer.
They listen to 1980s USA Pop music.
Over 70% of the populace do not know how to use a computer.
Mexico is 10 years behind the USA!
Nicaragua is 25 years behind the USA!
For we computer enthusiasts (ie. [B]International Sex Guide[/B] writers and lurkers,) imagine life without a computer. Would it be a life? Well, Nicaraguans don't even know how to type no a keyboard; how to turn on a computer; or anything else computer related. And if they do know computers, they want to make websites with the Flash bullshit. Flash sucks and takes too long to load. (Me Loaf is not a computer guy either, but use the computer as a tool.)
2009 in the USA = 1984 in Nicaragua.
Starting my morning in anticipation of "My Redbone" arriving for work!
Them "Texas Boys" would be so proud that "I'm holdin' a Red."
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Starting my morning in anticipation of "My Redbone" arriving for work!
Them "Texas Boys" would be so proud that "I'm holdin' a Red."[/QUOTE]
Damn, I don't "admire" many vichos, but this one I do.
Of course, the famous Nicaraguan "heckle" was held. What do I refer? If you haven't learned the two most common Nicaraguan statements / excuses / etcetera, then you should stop reading "Me Loaf" posts.
Imagine those thick Sistas' like Jackie from 227; Yo-Yo from Ice Cube raps; Oaktown 357; Jet Baeuty of the Week; Kim Wilbanks from Comic View; and those other thick light skin women.
I've been beating that juicy, meaty, wet a*s up with a vengance.
While I was knee-deep, the ex-employee from last week arrived, but I had to tell her that I was "strokin'." She understood: She wants to spend the night.
She's baeen lacking some real meat. I kinow 'cause she likes it deep. Most guys can't get deep. That's my job.
All of this sex is getting boresome.
I'm volunteering for caballo! What are you pulling?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]She caught a sucker. He caught himself another opportunity to "play victim." They pursue this drama together.
[B]"Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist"[/B] travels the world in pursuit of mantener!
He's financially supported vagabundas all over the world. He's even gone as far as to marry these "pobrecitas." [B]"Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist"[/B] is now in Nicaragua. (You need to learn and will learn the word mantener.)
Like horse-and-buggy, he pulls all of the weight, while she and her passengers sit in comfort. Depending upon the mule / horse / [B]"Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist"[/B] she can ride first-class or just coach / economy, his.
In Nicaragua you should expect to pull the weight (financially supporting) of at least 4 people, 2 of which are adults! Those with more strength; those pursuing the thoughts of a horse can expect; will be told to pull more weight. At times, el caballo may pull upwards to twenty people!
DAMN! "Say it aint so, Joe?"
Parties, Sweet 16, Family Outings, Funerals, el nino esta enfermo, etcetera. Like cockroaches, they all appear. And like a good horse, he continues to pull the weight, or at least until she retires him (ie. divorce, court-enforced child support.)
Go Caballo Go![/QUOTE]
That dumb Son of a B*tch escaped Nicaragua with his life; no lien on assets or future earnings; and another opporutunity to graze a different pasture.
You are not the father!
He was relieved: He was non-emotional.
Already in "papi mode," the Gringo financially supported upwards to 20 people, daily. Family members who fled to Costa Rica for work returned to Nicaragua when they learned of the Gringo entering the family. Why work in Central America when the Gringo works in the USA.
She tried to "lock him up." She tried "to take him for the "long ride." She hedged her bets by taking d*ck from several men, but the "Gringo Goose" didn't lay his eggs.
That SOB was being led around by her and her family as is custom for a caballo. Caballos Estadounidense are accustom to taking orders and being told what to do by "officials," so it was an easy transition for him.
You are not the father! He's probably disappointed and will try again with a different woman. That's his modus operendi.
If you play long enough with fire, you will get burned!
Birth Control Shot is the first step.
Step #2, keep a trust fund with US $300 for the abortion.
Step #3, purchase a one-way ticket back to the USA. ¡Correrle Guey!
Will my next caballo story be about you based upon your admission in the nonsense? I'm sure it will, Mr. Ed. Or are you a Clydesdale? Either way, she' and her comrades will ride you under the illusion that you're riding her (ie. missionary position, doggy style, flying duck, etcetera.)
[B]Disclaimer:[/B] Fact of the matter is, males have zero (0%) voice in "Women's Rights." Males are lucky tio obtain "Father's Rights." Don't waste emotions on the morality of abortion. This is reality!
Only two (2) countries in Latin America legally allow / permit abortions: Cuba and Suriname, South America. Mexico City is performing abortions, but not over-the-counter as of yet.
[B]Cuba:[/B] Catch a flight from Cancun, Mexico, to Havana, Cuba. Vale US $300 roundtrip. The other route is CD. Mexico para Havana. Tell Cuba not to stamp your passport if USA.
[B]Suriname:[/B]
[B]Nicaragua:[/B] The doctor and patient can be incarcerated for up to 5 years for the medical procedure. Under the table they are available for US $300.
[B]Conclusion:[/B] If she and her comarades want you, Gringo, to pull caballo, you will! And she'll use the power of the USA government, free of charge, to enforce it. You will be held hostage within the USA working so the USA can bank wire her 20% child support payment.
Learn the last option "you have:" How good are your salesmanship skills? The next 18+ plus years are at risk. Read more about Latin American Abortions [URL]http://www.choike.org/nuevo_eng/informes/5010.html[/URL]
Meat Loaf Continues to Educate Men. I've done more fathering to you guys than your birth-fathers ever did. And what thanks do I get? Nada! Es mi placer.
Just get a vasectomy, for Christ's fucking sake. Any responsible monger should do that. You think you might change your mind, freeze some swimmers or get the vasectomy where they put the valve in. Me, I had the good kind.
[quote=dickhead]just get a vasectomy, for christ's fucking sake. any responsible monger should do that. you think you might change your mind, freeze some swimmers or get the vasectomy where they put the valve in. me, i had the good kind.[/quote]
that is an option, true.
this post is not a personal response to "dickhead," but the concept / procedure.
getting a vasectomy due to your fear of a woman's motive accomplishes their mission- castrating you!
a man fears being "taken for a ride" so he castrates himself. a woman fears nothing and uses the usa child support laws as extortion and income generation.
that's the first mistake, usa thinking. can you see a latin american born male gettnig castrated because he's scared of benig accused as the father and child supoort payments? i've detailed the environment of panzona. already, you're behind the societal 8-ball. already you've lost. nobody cares about producing offspring, but the misplaced gringo. and the gringo isn't scared of offspring, but he's scared of his usa citizenship and their laws within the usa. overseas, those usa laws prevent one from being successful within the society they reside. how can you survive the society thinking usa laws in nicaragua. simple, you've placed yourself under two sets of laws. you've made it worse for yourself!
as a gringo with usa citizenship you are a constant "marca blanca" or target. being a gringo is not based upon citizenship, but rearing. the target has been painted upon you by your citizenship! shed the citizenship, and the "conceptions" of others on how to get your reales will subside. as the target, alterior motives are abound, mostly from hollywood, and how to ride you for 18+ years is your exposure. (in mexico, especially along the border, the chavalas arleady know the usa system and how to navigate it, for free.
understand, the attorney general is free for her. gaingin "ownership" or father's rights for you is a several year process and thousands of dollars.
to date in latin america successfully as a grnigo citiznship, one can not give a fuck about right and wrong. you must think and comunicate as the society you reside. i told yu fellas' that you'ren ot ready and you're too scared to relocated to latin america. you're not "hard enough."
fact: once you have 1-child on the books, the child support payments do not increase much for additional children. common structure:
17 - 20% for the first child.
2-5 % more for the second.
3% for the third.
etcetera.
no more than 50% of your gross monthly wages can be confirep001ed for child support payments. obviously, you'll never get the money to petition the court for "father's rights." you're caballo! you can claim fatherhood when her dick of the week is not present. caballo.
a male is not the "owner" iof the offspring: the male only has "access" to the offspring depending upon the "mother." and depending upon your request with the court to "gain ownership" or custody. the judge deciding your ownership interest. the "mother" agreeing. you're already "a sucker." to "think" you're voice is recognizable without the request of an outside party (ie. the family cuort) is naieve.
visitation rights: every other saturday and sunday. total time equals 17% of the month. chicld support payment is 20% of gross income. as an aside, prison inmates are allowed visitation every weekend. so who's in jail, you or the offspring with weekend visitation.
you guys better get active in court fighting for "father's rights" in the usa. will you? no. why? 'cause you're not hard enough to take a child from the mother. you're caballo to pay 20% for 17% exposure.
snipping your nutts lowers you rungs on the biological ladder of procreation. cutting your tubes places you in a different mentality than society. but it's your option.
i would consider the medical procedure empowering others over oneself. for example, the penalty of incarceration within the usa is to stop your reproduction. the courts have decided the trajectory of your lineage and race (ie. black american accounting for 50% of all usa prision populations, although only 13% of the population. even during slavery they would "lock-up" the black males as to prevent population growth. same thing today. now they're donig it against latinos. hopefully, they can make the former inmate a homosexual causing more community destruction (ie. aids, broken family, ostracization) is an alterior motive.)
if you don't think and recognize the plight of oppressed peoples, how will you survive among the world's poor?
who's in power?
fellas', i have over 20 yeras of experience in "father's rigths" with volumes of work available commercially, housed in the us library of congress, and the tombs of courthouses throughout the usa. with 40% of usa children being born as bastards, you better staart fighting. i love this shit!
USA:
50% of first-marriages end in divorce! (And hw much was her ring and the wedding?)
65% of second-marriages end in divorce.
40% of all children are being born to "single-mothers."
Law / Custom:
The baby goes to the woman.
If you can demonstrate the "mother" as being "unfit," you may get custody. Otherwise, buckle-up for a 3 - 7 year legal fight, at your expense.
Date of Birth:
Any and everything prior to this date is moot. Why? You have 0% voice in "Woman's Rights."
At birth, based upon your signature of the birth certificate, you have accepted financial responsiblity / debt for 18+ years. If your employer provides health care, th term is 25 years.
Taxation:
Child support payments are tax free to the custodial parent.
Child tax credits approaching US $5,000 are earned annually by the custodial parent.
ACH transaction (electronic garnishments) facilitate all payments.
Child support is a seperate issue than visitation. Visitation must be petitioned in court. Child support is enforced with incarceration and revocation of occupational and social licenses. (Read Chocha Monger's Post from two weeks ago.) Child support is enforced by the Attorney General, free of charge. International child support services are available when USA citizens are involved: It's not hard for a foreign citizen to to get you on the roles.
Modern Day Slavery: Every offspring is worth 20% of the non-custodial parent's income, tax free. Every child is worth tax credits.
Example: Male earns US $30,000 per annum. Child support payment of US $600 per month: US $7,200 per year. Tax credits approaching US $5,000. Total value of the offspring is US $12,200 per year for this transaction.
How cold, Meat Loaf: Tranaction.
US $12,200 times 18 = US $192,000.
Plus she got the house. 50% of your assets. Possibly alimony in California.
Caballo. Land of the Free, Home of the BRave.
LOL.
"Father's Rights" takes that US $192,000 and puts it in your pocket, not hers. Somebody has to loose: Will you be the victor or looser?
What gives her the qualification to rear a child? Female gender. She carried the baby for 9-months: You had 0% voice in that decision.
The USA will charge the male for maternity expense, although you have "no consideration." It's illegal: You can't charge someone for something that they had no voice / consideration. At this juncture they attempt to introduce Abgortion Rights as a red-herring.
You'll also pay for the DNA test. You also need to petion the court for change of income status.
Your offsprnig / family life is being mandated by third parties and their biases and words written on paper (ie. law.)
You guys are not ready for the real world! Are you "man enough" to take US $192,000 from the mother of your child? Aer you "man enough" to rear the child with your new woman, and not her new "boy toy."
Who will save you / help you? How much will Meta loaf charge? The value of the aforementioned offspring is US $192,000, adjusted for inflation it is higher; adjusted for promotion in salary it is higher. Legal fees of US $150 per hour. 18 year retainer. I would recommend a service fee US $50,000. In personal injury the attorney commision is 40%, so US $50,000 is good.
And they wrote the "mail order bride law," and they don't want to allow you international travel to onger. For what? I'm a USA citizen: It's my home. Yes, it is your home. Come to Nicaragua and we'll eat you for breakfast; send you back home to work for 18+ years remitting 20% of your check via the USA government.
You are not ready or prepared for Nicaragua / Latin America!
Nonetheless, you can't afford the legal bill of "Father's Rights." Instead, one must go hide in the corner and hope she doesn't get even more greedy!
Welcome to the USA where slavery was the foundation and is still practiced in Family Law. US $192,000 is the value of the offspring to the cutodial parent.
And you're a Gringo with USA citizenship in Latin America: Marca Blanca, the target for financial exploitation!
Somebody needs an anatomy lesson.
I think this is the most informative, well-written post, with respect to, what us men have been reduced to here in the states. I submit this as prerequisite material for the monger. Shows that some men still have balls and are not afraid to show it.
Well done indeed meatloaf!
[quote]50% of first-marriages end in divorce! (And hw much was her ring and the wedding?)
65% of second-marriages end in divorce.
40% of all children are being born to "single-mothers."
Law / Custom:
The baby goes to the woman.
If you can demonstrate the "mother" as being "unfit," you may get custody. Otherwise, buckle-up for a 3 - 7 year legal fight, at your expense.
Date of Birth:
Any and everything prior to this date is moot. Why? You have 0% voice in "Woman's Rights."
At birth, based upon your signature of the birth certificate, you have accepted financial responsiblity / debt for 18+ years. If your employer provides health care, th term is 25 years.
Taxation:
Child support payments are tax free to the custodial parent.
Child tax credits approaching US $5,000 are earned annually by the custodial parent.
ACH transaction (electronic garnishments) facilitate all payments.
Child support is a seperate issue than visitation. Visitation must be petitioned in court. Child support is enforced with incarceration and revocation of occupational and social licenses. (Read Chocha Monger's Post from two weeks ago.) Child support is enforced by the Attorney General, free of charge. International child support services are available when USA citizens are involved: It's not hard for a foreign citizen to to get you on the roles.
Modern Day Slavery: Every offspring is worth 20% of the non-custodial parent's income, tax free. Every child is worth tax credits.
Example: Male earns US $30,000 per annum. Child support payment of US $600 per month: US $7,200 per year. Tax credits approaching US $5,000. Total value of the offspring is US $12,200 per year for this transaction.
How cold, Meat Loaf: Tranaction.
US $12,200 times 18 = US $192,000.
Plus she got the house. 50% of your assets. Possibly alimony in California.
Caballo. Land of the Free, Home of the BRave.
LOL.
"Father's Rights" takes that US $192,000 and puts it in your pocket, not hers. Somebody has to loose: Will you be the victor or looser?
What gives her the qualification to rear a child? Female gender. She carried the baby for 9-months: You had 0% voice in that decision.
The USA will charge the male for maternity expense, although you have "no consideration." It's illegal: You can't charge someone for something that they had no voice / consideration. At this juncture they attempt to introduce Abgortion Rights as a red-herring.
You'll also pay for the DNA test. You also need to petion the court for change of income status.
Your offsprnig / family life is being mandated by third parties and their biases and words written on paper (ie. law.)
You guys are not ready for the real world! Are you "man enough" to take US $192,000 from the mother of your child? Aer you "man enough" to rear the child with your new woman, and not her new "boy toy."
Who will save you / help you? How much will Meta loaf charge? The value of the aforementioned offspring is US $192,000, adjusted for inflation it is higher; adjusted for promotion in salary it is higher. Legal fees of US $150 per hour. 18 year retainer. I would recommend a service fee US $50,000. In personal injury the attorney commision is 40%, so US $50,000 is good.
And they wrote the "mail order bride law," and they don't want to allow you international travel to onger. For what? I'm a USA citizen: It's my home. Yes, it is your home. Come to Nicaragua and we'll eat you for breakfast; send you back home to work for 18+ years remitting 20% of your check via the USA government.
You are not ready or prepared for Nicaragua / Latin America!
Nonetheless, you can't afford the legal bill of "Father's Rights." Instead, one must go hide in the corner and hope she doesn't get even more greedy!
Welcome to the USA where slavery was the foundation and is still practiced in Family Law. US $192,000 is the value of the offspring to the cutodial parent.
And you're a Gringo with USA citizenship in Latin America: Marca Blanca, the target for financial exploitation![/QUOTE]
And the situation in Canada is exactly the same. The man is obliged to pay under a numerical table based on his income, and her (alleged) needs, which are often a lot higher when she suddenly decides to become single. The single parent receives tax credits valued at $10, 000 on top of the regular exemption, and does not have to claim the income received.
What has completely boggled my mind is:
I have seen several instances where the woman is screwing around on the man, in one case a lawyer buddy told me she had 3 guys on the go. She changed the locks on the door on her husband, and he couldn't get his stuff. She is suing him for everything, including child support AND support for her boyfriend! My lawyer buddy figures she will get it. What kind of loony system allows for the women to screw around with losers, and still take the husband to the cleaners! Shove this system, and all the North American broads with it.
North America, specifically the USA:
Transparency (ie. public disclosure) is a great system to conduct business under. The three branches too (ie. executive, legislative, judicial.)
The nonsense is when you live under such a system.
Every activity is codified and another opportunity for them to incarcerate a(ie. breaking the law) nd financially extort (ie. court costs, legal fees.)
I'll be honest: I don't give a f*ck about the "single moms." Why would I?
They chose their status: Did she offer the father his right to be a "single dad?" Of course not, and now she wants sympathy or stature.
"I'm a Survivor!,they boast!
I've detailed how Chicas Nicas produce babies. I've detailed the "romantic" situation of the USA.
USA: The "single moms" which represent at least 40% of the female pool live a bullsh*t lifestyle. That's their problem.
[B]Typical Day for USA "single moms":[/B]
They live alone with the child. When "lucky," a new dick / any dick may spend the night. She arises at 0600. Wakes up the bastard. They get dressed. She cooks some "pop tarts" or cold cereal. She drives the kid to daycare (monthly expense of US $400.) If the kid is big enough, he / she wakls to school solo. "Single mom" goes to her subsitence job. She has no social life so she's into internet dating. She leaves teh office at the end of the day. Picks up the bastard from daycare. They return home at 1800 hours to watch television, seperately, or play video games. They repeat this same schedule five days per week.
Aside: I don't want to hear about her "punk a*s kid." Nor do I want to hear about "that guy" that broker her heart.
Nicaragua: The "single mom" is unemployeed and really doesn't want to work. She lives with family members approaching 4 - 10 persons. (Read Meat Loaf's post on the Typical Nicaraguan Day, for Them.)
When I evaluate both systems of "single mom," I like the Nicaraguan version better!
All of the posts I've detailed could easily be written in the USA.
Getting USA p*ssy is easy! The broads have 0% life. And they will get 0% future with me too! They are happy to get any d*ck they can. They will prostitute themselve, but under the guise of debt (ie. not having enough money for the bills.)
USA women prostitute via:
1. cell phone bill.
2. gasoline.
3. credit card payment.
4. mortgage payment.
5. dinner.
Nicaragua:
1. cash-in-hand.
Which is more honest? Which is baetter?
Within the USA, I operate a rotation of 3 - 8 females per month. I aint got no love for the hoes!
USA: You can f*ck 25 year old "single moms;" 35 year old divorced "single moms;" 40 year old cougars; 50 year old cougars. Lots of p*ssy exists, but they are "single moms."
Don't get impressed by the broads job 'cause like you it's an occupation of subsitence living.
Why would I want some used p*ssy? Why would I want a broad with kids? Add water and stir: Ready made family. Remeber, at least 40% of the USA broads are "single moms." Why would I want all of that debt (ie. hers and the kid and mine)?
So, f*cking USA p*ssy is easy and not expensive!
Buy some toys and video games for the bastard children that the girls will being to your home. Keep the kids busy with toys, while you f*ck the mom in the bedroom!
Evening dates and daycare? I aint paying for it. Why would I? There is so much "single mom" p*ssy for free. They get 0% di*ck and are happy taking whatever is given to them.
In conclusion, residents of teh USA can f*ck like crazy if they stop trying to marry and financially impress b*tches with less than you. Impressing strangers and those with less affluance than oneself is weak!
You've done it now Meat Loaf: You've insulted the most powerful women in the world, USA. I'm not talking about the entire population, just at least 40%.
They want to silence your voice through fear and intimidation. Will you be mooted? Or will you be ahppy in the corner? Or will you prey upon "single moms?" If she gets pregnant, 100% of nothing is still nothing.
You can file your child custody petition "pro se" (ie. without attorney.) I suggest this the first time. Keep your expenses low and get the case active. On subsequent petitions you may introduce an attorney.
Expect to loose the first two petitions. On the third, any denial of you having custody will be seen as predjudice or bias.
Child custody cases are not free for anybody. The girl does not get free legal representation, like they do in child support (ie. Attorney General.)
Financially break her iwth legal fees. Drive her stress level up! Where was your stress level when she took the kid and your dreams of fatherhood? How much pain do you feel everyday. You're not even a "single father." You don't have a title until you purchase her and her batards and then you're called, "Step Dad." To your own children you are "Disneyland." Disneyland? Everytime you see your child(ren) it's an expense involving activities as if you were at Disneyland. The qulaity rearing of an offspring takes places within the home, daily, not on the weekend.
Save up US $2,000 for the attorney and don't pay those bullsh*t fees. The judge is not your friend! You get no "good guy points" volunteering for sh*t! The court's are already biased.
You must be "Super Man" to be a "single father." She must be a female.
Depending upon the state of your offspring, you may petition the court every 1 - 3 years. So you have at most 18 "chances" to ask a third party if you can be a father: "Single father." At minimum, you have 6 "chances."
In the USA, all you have is your job!
In Nicaragua, all they have is family.
Now, go to work 'cause that's all you have. If married, enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause when she's ready for change, she will change you! And you will be on the outside looking in.
Aside: Meat Loaf is not a bitter male. Meat Loaf is not ranting. Meat Loaf is revealing the society and what should be done by males to achieve success within that society. If you don't play hard, you'll get played.
So I have the redbone during the day, and the last girl (ie. four duffle bags) working during the night!
In buisiness (ie. consumer, commercial, international, legislation) it's called "fraud" when someone "misrepresents" their offering. In sexual encounters it's called child support.
What's Meat Loaf writing about now?
She said she was on the birth control pill. She said she had her tubes tied. Now she's pregnant and the offspring is days from birth.
The court says you must pay! You introduce the concept of "fraud." The court informs you that "fraud" is not a legal defense in child support. It is a legal defense in divorce!
Re-read the above paragraph and ponder what what written.
From the moment of incertion (ie. d*ck entering p*ssy,) you are 100% at her mercy and whims! Condoms? Irrelevant. If it breaks, will the court accept manfuacturer negligence as a defense?
A male worrying about her "birth control measures" is futile. The only option is to inject the birth control shot yourself. If she doesn't want the shot, replace her.
Meat Loaf Sales Pitch:
I aint making no babies with you. We are not going to be a family 20 years in the future. You are not going to get any of my money. So erase whatever plan or idea or dream you have, and get real. When is your period? Ok, return when your period aririves. Why? 'Cause I'm going to give you the birth control shot! No you are not! Well, you can leave now and never return. I'll get a different girl to f*ck!
It's that simple!
If she returns, you can pursue a relationship maturely. If not, you've protected yourself and assets from her raid!
IT's that simple!
[QUOTE=Furysys]And the situation in Canada is exactly the same. The man is obliged to pay under a numerical table based on his income, and her (alleged) needs, which are often a lot higher when she suddenly decides to become single. The single parent receives tax credits valued at $10, 000 on top of the regular exemption, and does not have to claim the income received.
What has completely boggled my mind is:
I have seen several instances where the woman is screwing around on the man, in one case a lawyer buddy told me she had 3 guys on the go. She changed the locks on the door on her husband, and he couldn't get his stuff. She is suing him for everything, including child support AND support for her boyfriend! My lawyer buddy figures she will get it. What kind of loony system allows for the women to screw around with losers, and still take the husband to the cleaners! Shove this system, and all the North American broads with it.[/QUOTE]
Ok, so lets add-up the compensation for teh custodial parent>
20% of the non-custodial parents paycheck.
She gets this money tax free, so it's actually worth 30% more. (ie. US $600 per month = US $800 if earned and taxed.)
Tax credits are teh same, approaching US $5,000 per child. Put the taxation back into it and it's worth US $6,500.
So in all the custodial parent is earning great revenues "tax free" and "worry free" 'cause it's automatically taken from the non-custodian.
If you are a USA citizen, it does not matter where the girl lives / citizenship, she can get you on child support based upon your USA W-2.
You SOBs better become "real men" and fight in Family Couirt. Finght in legislation (ie. lobbying.) They, the USA, is out to enslave you within the Continental USA.
The new slavery (ie. child support enforcement.)
Aer you "man enough" to change your citizenship? Aer you "man enough" to illegally immigrate to another country 'casue the USA will not let you leave (ie. revocation of USA passport)? 'Yall aint ready for expat status!
Chocha Monger said, "Have you ever wondered why some Gringos thrive in Latin America while others become Carne Molida? Those that survive don't give a f*ck!"
40% of all births are to single moms!
50% of divorces end in divorce.
15% of all father's are "single dads."
3 times in court to gain custody. (3 - 9 year process)
No consideration during pregnancy / abortion / Woman''s Rights.
Date of Birth / Birth Certificate signature equals 18+ years of voluntarily mantener.
'Yall aint ready for Latin America as a USA / Gringo Citizen. Marca Blanca: Carne Molida.
Security in Latin America? Who wants Latin America more, you (ie. the Gringo Marca Blanca at risk to the USA enslavemetne) or some "punk ass fool" attempting to steal from you? Who's more gangster? Who's willing / ready / and eager to die in Latin America? 'Yall aint ready for Latin America!
USA Department of State [URL]http://travel.state.gov/family/services/support/support_582.html[/URL]
Marca Blanca.
Situation: I have "pink eye" and can't see! Hence, I can't work! All I can do is type shit! I did self-medicate 'cause I aint Nica: Everyone suggested that I go to the doctor, but I already know the problem and have medicine for it.
Anythiing before date-of-birth is moot!
She alleges you as the father. You're a sucker and pay her expenses. (Anything not court enforced is considered a gift. She is not required to claim on IRS filings.) You sign the birth certificate. (Law says that is a Family Court Contract.) The DNA test proves that you are not the father. You still pay for the benefit of the child, legal argument / justification.
No man has any voice in the body of a female! That's the notion.
The b*tch can "do it alone!" She's in charge of birth control and abortion rights. These 10 months of her decision(s) will dictate your next 25!
Was she on birth control as to prevent, with confidence, pregnancy? That's not your right to know! Nor is it important! Instead, you didn't wear a condom, and if so, it didn't work. Regardless, you're on the hook!
How does Meat Loaf survive Latin America where pregnancy is viewed as a beautiful thing? Harshly! It's their wants versus my esclavatud! Besides, I don't empregnante women: I give women a birth control shot and tell them what you are learning! Honesty is the best policy!
* I'm listending to NX Zero from Brazil as I type. *
Ok, so she's pregnant. Your voice is 0% in the outcome. You don't want a bad public image so you "sponsor the b*tch." She won't take the US $300. She wants a toy / child. She wants something to show-off! Whatever reason, she's taking you along for the ride!
The baby pops out 9-months later, hopefully healthy. If not, the USA will charge the medical expenses to you. You, the male, never wanted that motherfucker to begin with! Irrelevant.
So now she wants to label you as a "deadbeat!" What is she? "A mom!"
Families are not built around males, but around females. As a male, you are allowed entry into a females family. When your time is up, you are a distant-member. Unless you fight in Father's Rights, you will never have a family. You will always be a guest!
The baby is the females regardless! The minute you insert dick, it's over for the male. At this juncture all of the "Captain Save-a-Hoes" appear!
As a male you are renting pussy access and family access! Don't think different!
Do you want that 20% for your pocket? Do you want those tax credits? Do you want to rear the offspring according to your vision? Or are you content watching her rear the child, your lineage?
Stance: Whatever happens to the female is her problem 'cause she's the sole decider in the life of the offspring she porduces and her life.
Response: You're attemtping to evade responsibility. What? It's hers 'cause she chose it for herself and the offspring. Blah, Blah, Blah: Attorney General handle this guy is the response. Take his freedom and the ability to be free (ie. money.)
She wants to decide your futrue too. Flip the script and take the child!
You have no other option or choice as to protect your interests an d18+ years of future!
Let's make some "Deadbeat Moms."
Fatherhood = 50% interest. Motherhood = 50% interest.
Equal Oppoortunity, right. I heard that as a Black USA Citizen for 500 years. Do I believe it, no. And you guys are the proof or evidence. Caballo!
What's her stance then? Welcome to the USA! Then you're a bad guy for taking your interest. You stole the baby from the mom. All of the bullshit reasons / red herrings appear. They always revert to you not being stable or a womanizer! Weak excuses. If she's poor, we have welfare. If she gets welfare, the USA will charge for that bill too. If she delivers at a county hospital, the USA will charge you too. Pince Babosos!
Understand, the USA likes slaves! Illegal alien labor! Codifications! The USA needs bodies for the plantation (ie. mainland USA.)
How can you earn USA money overseas? Get American!
I've detailed how agressive the USA is against Blacks;; against male "fathers"; against freedom. What more proof do you want that you not being aggressive will produce different results?
Life is a battle with others attempting to dictate your future; your lineage; and your freedom. As a member of the perpetually codified enslaved race of the "Land of the Free," I know what I write: 400 years of legalized USA Slavery; 100 years of legalized USA Apartied; 40 years of USA Civil Rights (this is a new concept for the USA- everyone being equal. My voice is a new voice, legally, within the USA. I'm the first generation!. Prior to 1965, I would have been a vctim to domestic terrorism (ie. murder, hanging, castration, mob violence, lynching, abject poverty, perpetual subservance, sodomy, incarceration, dog bites, water hoses, etcetera. Without choice due to birth, I'm proud to be an American and the person this land has made / designed for the world's view. Hence I communicate in 3 languages.) You better believe I understand the realities of USA life! They never had my best interest in mind, 13% of the population. And now they are after the male gender which represents 50% of the populace. Meat Loaf is the Canary in the Mines!
* You aint ready for Latin America, Gringo. *
Most of you guys have never fought. Maybe in the military. Or some other forumn. This is not an insult or challenge, but I'm saying that my SURVIVAL within the USA is and has always been at jeapordy! Always has been! Hence, I fight the big fights! The risk, prison which was designed for me anyway! More plantation? What's up homies- the world's oppressed!
What more can I do to educate you SOBs?
Who will fight for you? Only a Son-of-a-B*tch like Meat Loaf! Option: Go hide in the corner, guey puta!
If you want to take what's yours (ie. your child and your family,) send me a PM!
* I know that USA government officials read Meat Loaf posts so I want to disclaim that I am not soliciting client's for legal services. This is commentary. *
the former usa-slave (ie. african / black skin) teaches the current usa-slaves (ie. male usa-citizens.)
i always enjoy writing these provacative / truthful / reality posts 'cause i'm always curious if any of you lurkers will respond. i've given you guys so much education on your curent situation, you're scared! you guys are shell shocked! recognize that i, meat loaf, voice the usa male citizen in the area of father's rights! [b]i love this shit[/b], do you?
yes, this is [b]international sex guide[/b]. it's also my very own thread thanks to jackson. jackson is a real motherfucker: jackson created this forumn for your entertainment and education. yet, you're still too scared to post. jackson is on the front lines for males, while you're hiding in the corner, guey puta.
what is so powerful about meat loaf posts is that is all 100% truth! the quality of my posts speak for themselves.
let's finish the realities of your usa situation:
you're not ready for nicaragua! who are nicaragua's friends? iran: usa's enemy. venezuela: usa's enemy. bolivia: usa doesn't like. russia: usa enemy. cuba: usa enemy. china: usa enemy, but economic (ie. debt) savior / consumer provider. without china, the bullsh*t lifestyle of the usa would be limited, and the usa wants you enslaved / entrenched even more. consumer debt will help ensure that you can't leave. add child support laws and you're toast. how does it feel to be a slave? welcome: i've been enslaved within the usa since the beginning of time, 1492, so i already know the role! you're learning the system thanks to meat loaf. and thanks to your current limited freedom.
"in the united states of america, we play hard with your "freedom" or "enslavement" as the currency." fact or fiction?
so, you can see that your gringo usa status aint too cool in nicaragua. go to a country that kisses usa a*s: colombia, panama, costa rica, mexico, d.r.
visit nicaragua to monger and we'll send you back to the usa to work caballo. we'll enforce it through usa laws: the usa government will handle all of the paperwork and financial transactions (ie. wage garnishment, bank wires.) this is what is called foreign direct investment. you see, meat loaf just taught nicaragua how to increase their income via usa law!
let's review the laws placed upon you (ie. male usa citizens / non-custodial parent):
1. woman's rights / abortion: no voice.
2. maternity expenses billed to the "father" or "signor" of birth certificate.
3. date of birth / birth certificate: 18 year mantener based upon signature, irrevocable.
4. custodial parent by default: the female.
5. dna test billed to the male taking the test: court order will mandate any male (ie. you) to take the dna test. any female can provide your name and contact information to the state's attorney general for supeona.
6. attorney general represents the female free of charge. the judge (ie. courts) are biased against males. the "mother" stands protected amongst these two child support prosecutors. the male is alone or he may choose to hire an attorney at his expense, for futility.
7. "standard package" of 20% gross income of non-custodial parent (ie. you, the usa male citizen.) read point #4 again.
8. any "late-payment" or lack of triggers the right to your incarceration and revocation of "freedoms."
late-payment / non-payment of child support penalties:
i. revocation of occupational licenses (ie. bar associations is two months behind.)
ii. ineligible to apply for a us small business administration loan.
iii. revocation of driving license. this also voids your "right" to drive internationally via the international driver's license legislation the usa enacted throughout the world for its citizens.
iv. revocation of social licenses (ie. hunting, concealed carry handgun, etcetera.)
v. revocation of usa passport is behind us $2,500.
vi. incarceration enforced by the state attorney general. financial compensation must be provided for release.
vii. interest is charged by the state's attorney general. rates of interest on late-payments / arrearages ranges from us fed discount rate - prime rate (ie. 0.25% - 4%)
what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! [b]international sex guide[/b]
9. there is no statute of limitations on filing a child support claim / case. arrearages will be placed upon the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) based upon prior year irs w-2 statements.
10. based upon pionts #6 and #7, you will receive the "standard visitation package" of every other weekend, 17% monthly exposure.
11. to obtain more exposure / access to your offspring, legally, you (ie. the male usa citizen) must file a petition in the family court.
12. family court is based upon the county of residence of the offspring.
13. family court petitions / requests may be filed every 1 -3 years depending upon your state's law, at the expense of you (ie. the usa male citizen.)
14. only what has been entered into the court is recognizable. (ie. anything not mandated by the court is considered a "gift" and 0% consideration is granted. this includes visitation access granted by the custodial parent (ie. read point #4 again.)
the "best fit" test:
who is "best fit" to rear the offspring? this question is only asked based upon #13.
investigation(s) begin:
i. police contact report. (ie. pull the reports of all police contact and activity of the mother, child, household, and associates of the "mother" (ie. read point #4 again.)
ii. social activites of the offspring.
iii. grades in school of the offspring.
iv. drug testing (ie. hair roots) of the offspring and "mother."
v. credit report of "mother."
vi. assets.
vii. irs w-2 statements.
viii. use of public facilities (ie. welfare, county hospital.)
ix. romantic life of the "mother." (ie. internet dating sites, males in the presence of the offspring.)
what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! expect (ie. the usa male citizen) to loose for the first 2 - 6 years, or two petitions. read point #4 again.
15. if the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) is employed with health care, the offspring must be placed onto the plan, in addition to the 20%.
16. if the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) is employed, family court will mandate a college fund within that state (ie. 501 plans,) in addition to the 20%.
17. if the offspring attends college / university, the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) must continue financial support and health insurance up to age 25.
what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! [b]international sex guide[/b]
18. usa child support laws entend internationally.
19. any custodial parent (ie. female) may file a claim for child support on behalf of the offspring. citizenship of the custodial parent is irrelevant- moot!
20. any child parented (ie. fathered) by a usa citizen also is eligible to become a naturalized usa citizen (native-born.)
no statute of limitations.
21. usa citizens may import / immigrate family members, business assoicates, etcetera.
22. usa citizen offspring is "right" to all preceeding points (ie. 1 - 22 and in infinitum.)
go father's rights! go equality! compete fairly: the weak use biases and predjudice (ie. race, gender, nationality.)
23. usa department of state holds international treaties with foreign-countries to facilitate child support law (ie. the exploitation / enslavement of usa male citizens.)
more bodies for the plantation! everyone has a usa job, so big deal. that usa job was marketed overseas to business people and investor purchase. we bought usa companies, create companies, and employ usa citizens (ie. illegal alien labor, b1 / b2 labor, and citizen labor.) a guaranteed pool of labor is required for ease in sale. as a usa black citizen, i've always had a job within the usa: until 1965, it was usa legally enforced law (ie. similar to the above laws you're learning) and back by the usa military, judiciary (ie. courts,) legislative (ie. senate & house of representatives,) and executive (ie. the president of the usa) branches of government that a usa black citizen could not use usa public facilities, attend usa universities, apply for non-racial discriminatory employment, etcetera. perpetual bondage as written into law by the founding fathers!
after that, father's rights is easy! [b]international sex guide.[/b]
usa child support laws "played" by you dumb asses (ie. 85% of all usa males) is helping ensure your exploitation based upon consumerism.
24. foreign-citizen (ie. female) / custodial parent uses the us state department's resources and services for the obtainment of us child support payment stream (ie. annuity) for up to 25 years at standard granishment rates (ie. 17 -20% gross income of the non-custodial parent.)
non-custodial usa citizen is subject to all previous points (ie. 1 - 24 and infinitm.)
time to pay jackson: [b]international sex guide[/b]
last night, i watched roots (ie. the 1970s movie about usa slave trade; ) jeremiah wright (president's obama's pastor; ) president obama's race speech ; and other sources of historic fact(s) concerning usa codifications / actions against its citizens.
welcome to usa slavery! i love this shit! [b]international sex guide[/b]
25. child support laws, uniform code(s,) make illegal without court permission the ability for the offspring to relocate inter-state; internationally; and must remain current and constant court disclosure(s.)
'yall aint ready for nicaragua! 'yall aint ready for the fight for your rights! go hide in the corner: hope she (ie. the usa, "mother," the power of usa woman to extend control of their citizen male population) doesn't get too greedy. who will fight for you? only a son-of-a-b*tch like meat loaf! 500 years of survival in usa slavery. father's rights is easy!
(you will find meat loaf works in the area of fathers rights located in the us library of congress, tombs of courthouses nationwide, and on [b]international sex guide[/b]. not bad for a usa black citizen who was legally barred from learning to read and write for 400 years under the usa legal system. and i'm fluent in three languages.)
26. typical non-custodial allocation:
first offspring: 17 - 20%
second: 3 - 5%
third: 3%
fourth: 1 - 3%
no more thant 50% of the non-custodial "parent's" income can be garnished / confirep001ed / liened / awarded / enslaved / sold for commercial interests.
gringo, usa citizen, are you ready to face this risk just for some p*ssy? geography is irrelevant! her citizenship is irrelevant. suggestion: vasectomy (ie. sterilization.)
i love this shit!
* this will be my last post concerning father's rights, child support law(s,) and usa slavery. i revealed this information because it needed to be revealed. with this knowledge, what will you do? nothing! you're caballo estadounidense / esclavos ciudandos. "go fetch me some water boy," said the female with the usa government resting upon her shoulder and upon your neck while the international community provided you a job to purchase consumer products. *
do you guys want to learn how to protect assets / that 20%?
Once again a great, colorful report. You are scaring a lot of gringos from ever screwing again?
Correct me if I am wrong, but one of the many things I have noticed separating the Latino male from the average gringo or european is that they screw their women in a much more free way. I mean to say: they engage in sex without any conscience, morality or concern for the woman and are totally unfaced by the consequences associated with fucking and/or getting them pregnant. In essence, they don't give a shit. Whatever happens happens. In other words, their conscience is in their dicks!
Could they be right?
[QUOTE=Macrino]Once again a great, colorful report. You are scaring a lot of gringos from ever screwing again?
Correct me if I am wrong, but one of the many things I have noticed separating the Latino male from the average gringo or european is that they screw their women in a much more free way. I mean to say: they engage in sex without any conscience, morality or concern for the woman and are totally unfaced by the consequences associated with fucking and/or getting them pregnant. In essence, they don't give a shit. Whatever happens happens. In other words, their conscience is in their dicks!
Could they be right?[/QUOTE]
We are Discussing USA Citizens.
Latin (ie. Latin America Citizen) law is latin law! We are USA Male Citizens!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Damn, I don't "admire" many vichos, but this one I do.
Of course, the famous Nicaraguan "heckle" was held. What do I refer? If you haven't learned the two most common Nicaraguan statements / excuses / etcetera, then you should stop reading "Me Loaf" posts.
Imagine those thick Sistas' like Jackie from 227; Yo-Yo from Ice Cube raps; Oaktown 357; Jet Baeuty of the Week; Kim Wilbanks from Comic View; and those other thick light skin women.
I've been beating that juicy, meaty, wet a*s up with a vengance.
While I was knee-deep, the ex-employee from last week arrived, but I had to tell her that I was "strokin'." She understood: She wants to spend the night.
She's baeen lacking some real meat. I kinow 'cause she likes it deep. Most guys can't get deep. That's my job.
All of this sex is getting boresome.
I'm volunteering for caballo! What are you pulling?[/QUOTE]
I never thought about or realized how much food "Thick A*s Hoes" eat!
On Monday, I fed the staff "Ramen Noodles." She accepted the free meal relunctantly.
On Tuesday, I wanted to keep expenses low so we ate a Garden Salad. In the morning we ate ham and eggs: The b*tch ate all of the ham which typically lasts for two meals (ie. breakfast and lunch.) She was furious!
On Wednesday, She made spaghetti and 1-pound of ground beef. That evening my employee, "el vago," asked for some food. I told him about the spaghetti. He went to the kitchen and returned stating that no food existed. Shocked was I. The one plate I ate for lunch and no food exists? That b*tch ate three (3) plates of food? She ate 0.75 pounds of ground beef within hours? Hell Naw!
On Thursday, I had anymous towards the "Big Eater." That b*tch aint about to eat-up all of my money; sleep all day; and attempt to take Meat Loaf for the 25 year ride enforced by USA Child Support Law!
Solution: She was fired!
I replaced her with the four (4) duffle bags who stops by everyday in search of money, food, d*ck, my persona. She'll last for a few days as I recruit this weekend!
How are you living? Are you making the 20% payment for the next 25 years? If not, you can't visit / relocate to Nicaragua. Ask permission from "your baby's momma." My fault, only the USA court system can grant permission. LOL.
What's your third language?
[QUOTE=Dickhead]What's your third language?[/QUOTE]
English (native-tongue; Midwest USA dialect);
Spanish (university educated; community educated; second language);
Portuguese (university educated; tercieri language; Brazilian dialect)
Everyday, before 0600 hours I read the Spanish and Portuguese dictionaries; laws; newspapers; and other communicae.
Why? To make it easier for you and I to communicate!
Small World!
I was privy to the introduction of Nica Bound!
He's an alright guy!
We exchanged commentary; he opened-up a can of whoop ass upon me, "Me Loaf";
If I could be so fortunate as to monger with Nica Bound, I would be blessed.
DrDewMan is earning / verifying / showing Nica Bound what is required to conquer Nicaragua. Go DrDewMan.
* this is a pit stop. I just f*cked a 9+, wide open. I'm going to the farmacia and will return in 45 minutes. She wants US $100 per week. Por favor, US $7.50. *
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]English (native-tongue; Midwest USA dialect);
Spanish (university educated; community educated; second language);
Portuguese (university educated; tercieri language; Brazilian dialect)
Everyday, before 0600 hours I read the Spanish and Portuguese dictionaries; laws; newspapers; and other communicae.
Why? To make it easier for you and I to communicate![/QUOTE]
That was my guess. I can read Portuguese pretty good but I can't understand those fuckers to save my life.
Since "Big Eater" got fired I do not have anything to pound on during the day nor night.
I went to Fenix at night. Rare.
I banged some b*tch that likes d*ck, but ...
Saw DrDewMan earning his Mongering Managua Hall of Fame status. Every since I "vouched" for him, he's spending more time with Gringos than I. I'm "Me Loaf!"
I f*cked a broad over at Ave. 35. Well she sucked my loaf. I was trying top bust a nutt in her mouth to swollow, but she came up short.
Before her, I broke in some good p*ssy. Read earlier post. I'm on that at 0900 tomorrow!
Today, 3 down: total damage, US $0.00
You guys are learning from me, Fenix had 25 girls, and DrDewMan was on all of them with you Gringos.
Why have my PMs decreased? Where's my love?
I wanted to f*ch some b*tches all day and came back after 3 and am disappointed. It's not easy f*cking at will, and getting satisfied. B*tches be lying, cheating, playing games when they should be taking d*ck. How hard is it? Look at all of the work I do to afford the US $7.50.
20% for 18 - 25 years!
I'm sorry!
Sometimes, most of the time in my life, I think and talk only about me and my goings on. I forget that this is a community.
I apologize!
Nica Bound made me aware of this today when I met him for the first time. He is and was correct on this "selfish" behaivor.
I live her on all level of the social strati and sometime I get too cocky. I'm American so hate my self-confidence!
Fellas', I apologize for being an asshole and dominating the forumn. It should be fun. I'll try to improve this trait, but it's hard when these activities provide results, transparent and international.
I want you guys to have fun; win; and benefit from my informaiton. I don't want to be an asshole! I apologize for such behaivor.
Meat Loaf is a humble gentleman," said [B]International Sex Guide[/B]. Meat Loaf responded with gratitude!
20% for 18 - 25 years!
[QUOTE=Dickhead]That was my guess. I can read Portuguese pretty good but I can't understand those fuckers to save my life.[/QUOTE]
Reading and writing Spanish is easier than speaking, for me.
Reading and writing Spanish is easier.
80% of the Spanish verbs are the same as verbs in Portuguese.
Portuguese has about 6 different pronouciations of the letters.
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Brazil has great immigration laws for citizenship.
Brazil has #1 economy south of USA.
Brazil has some nice p*ssy.
Brazil currency rate is 2.8 right now after 1.8 less than 1 year ago.
Some cultural slave sh*t that's fun and cool.
There's a famous joke in the Black USA: When you're black you must be 2 or 3 times better than everyone else so that everyone else can recognize / admit that you're the best void stereotypes and BS. Has Meat Loaf demonstrated / verified this fact? LOL.
Just having fun. 20% for 18 - 25 years.
Again, mostly everyone I have met from ISG, including anonymously, has proven to be 100% "true" fellas' with similar interests- f*cking women! That's cool, 'cause I live here and they (ie. the girls) call me everyday so you can taste a little every now and then. Don't move here 'cause I'll get jealous. My fault, the 20% for 25 years will ensure that doesn't happen. LOL.
Respect to You.
P.S. Listen, we've (ie. Black USA) have been silenced for 500 years legally-enforced so when I talk about being Black it's not with anger, hatred, fear, etcetera. You guys have confidence in me for what I've demonstrated so again, I'm the voice so that you can understand the other side. You guys are the same guys I live with; socialize with; do business with; etcetera, so I know how you guys think when race comes up. Don't worry, you have not been exposed and I'm Meat Loaf so I'm helping you understand the other side of the tracks. Where do I live? On you're block; dating your females; driving your cars; managing your pensions / corporations / future(s). So just relax and absorb. Open your mind and learn. The game has changed some, and I'm here to make it easier for you to accept, swallow, and survive sucessfully.
Thank you ISG. I talk too much sh*t, fact of fiction?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]English (native-tongue; Midwest USA dialect);
Spanish (university educated; community educated; second language);
Portuguese (university educated; tercieri language; Brazilian dialect)
Everyday, before 0600 hours I read the Spanish and Portuguese dictionaries; laws; newspapers; and other communicae.
Why? To make it easier for you and I to communicate![/QUOTE]
For example / fact, my running buddy from Russia, who's opening-up South America, received a cliente / running buddy from Switzerland. Everyone met (ie. "Me Loaf, Russian, Swiss) and conversed. The Swiss spoke Swiss, English, and Spanish, but his English was too much work, so everyone decided to Speak Spanish! 3 choices, what more do you want?
This happens frequently!
The Swiss went and opened-up Cyprus, EU.
Street Vendor of Coffee (Cafe)
Cafe is ganga (ie. cheap.)
Purchase a thermos with capacity for 60 6-ounce servings.
Cobra C $0.3 cada baso. Total value of C $180.
Walk the streets! Walk the streets! Walk the streets!
0500 - 1500 hours.
Purchase and carry a second thermos of inventory.
C$ 180 times 2 = C $360, US $17.00
7 days per week time US $17 = US $119 per week!
4 weeks per month = US $ 480
This is lana (ie. money) void resume, race, etcetera.
Hay bastante competencia! There's a lot of competition in this business model.
That's US $6,000 in a country where the average salaried employee will earn US $1,000, with luck from God!
Last night, I went to socialize with the upper-crust of society. Upon our departure, la patrulla (ie. police) caught us slipping.
3 oficiales. Eran putos, 'cause they smoked my friend's last cigarette during the extortion / criminal justice process / bribe.
They ran upon "Me Loaf" y mi carnal (ie. brother / homie / friend.) "Me Loaf" played my role.
I told la patrulla that we didn't have time for BS, we're on some "Real Sh*t" with international headquarters in the USA!
C $500 was given to la patrulla so we may continue the "Employee Training." All they wanted was C $300, but none of this money means anything, anyway.
I told them that I was "Me Loaf." They assumed their position!
US $60,000.
20% for 18 - 25 years enforced by the USA army, legislature (ie. Congress and House of Representatives,) executive (President of the USA,) and the third one I can't remember.
That's Real Money: USA Male "father" Population (ie. 75 million on the USA Child Support Program.) 20% to the non-custodial parent's income by default (ie. female form anywhere in the world!)
We'll give you a job: We're the USA where all the jobs exist.
Black USA have always had a job, but no paycheck!
Deadbeat Dad!
Guaranteed Labor Force: I, "Me Loaf" will sell you a USA Business with the guarantee of your labor force! Enforced by the USA government. What more guarantees do you want?
Ok, so the USA Male Citizen is forced to work! What profession? Ni Importa Buey Puta! 20% of something is more than 0%. If they aint working, we'll Lock-up!
We had Black USA locked-up until 1965.
We are #1 in the world for lock-up.
Now, we're transparent, changing the style. Deadbeat Dad is the slave / labor force.
You (ie. the USA male Citizen) are my, "Me Loaf," labor force. I know 'cause I was the labor force until 1965 with 0% compensation or recognition.
I love this shit! It's fun.
Your business model can have up to 18 - 25 strategy with the labor force guaranteed!
My fellow internationalists, you can be a citizen from any country; reside in any country; and operate your USA corporation earning USA incomes / profits with the security of you labor force- by law! The corporation will be a USA citizen and protected by law. Corporate tax rate, 35%. Offshore holding company / parent company. And they need jobs in the USA due to the bad economy! GET PAID!
In the United States of America we play hard!.
Like ISG, "Meat Loaf" will lead you through this world of reality and how the game is really played. Is there any question about my capacity fo kick a*s on your behalf? I didn't think so either.
You guys are COOL!
the american hemisphere (ie. north, central, south america and the west indies) are based upon african slavery, 1492. therefore, white people and those with skin approaching white are assumed to be rich (ie. carne molida.)
in fact, they (ie. cheles) will be those students at university, politics, business. the social elite.
but, nicaragua is poor so those cheles will also be broke with us $0.00.
to survive nicaragua, la gente are outside in the sun everyday. everyone gets dark skin!
the population will have dark skin.
the white skin will stand out upon sight! immediate assumption is tourist! carne molida.
the white skin nicaraguan looks different than white as you and i understand it (ie. north america, europe.) they look orange, from the sun exposure.
in conclusion, if you have dark skin everyone will assume you are nicaraguan! no hassle.
if black, they assume you're nicaraguan from bluefields and puerto cabeza. they are confortable with you, upon sight. they want to befriend you, out of black people curiosity. they want to practice their english. the street crime doesn't come your way 'cause they know the code (ie. criminal assumptions, violence, prison, etcetera.)
you can be a black millionaire and nobody would know or hassle you. or us $60,000.
if white skin (ie. carne molida,) you will be hasseled at every turn; looked at for robbery; looked at for 20% gross income for 18 - 25 years; financial expoitation is what you resemble / represent. this is what you must learn to survive!
in the strati of society, it's the same.
if white skin, you are a novelty that people will try to financially exploit. if you can't speak spanish, you're 100% carne molida!
being black in nicaragua is the opposite spectrum of usa black existence. it feels good not to be the person (ie. sole black person) at any and all events. that pressure / burden is reversed and perpetrated upon the cheles when in nicaragua.
is nicaragua racist? some. it was built upon the 1492 system. is the racism comparable to the usa? hell no. in the usa we experience it everyday in some fashion or form. in mexico, every three (3) days. in nicaragua, de vez en cuando (ie. every now and then.)
my white friends would prefer to be black or dark in nicaragua as to eliminate / reduce the financial exploitation they must survive under.
i can't tell you (ie. white guys) what's needed to survive, but i would not want to be in your shoes in nicaragua. all of the things i write and do is because i can enter the ghetto (ie. black skin) or ricos (ie. extranjero.) your circles of life will be smaller, and i'll be in that location too. #1 poorest spanish country in the world; 2nd poorest country in the hemisphere (ie. 32 countries exist); and a local must survive.
who will your peers be? you're surrounded by the world's poor and you stand out among everyone at every turn. that's a lof of financial exploitation pressure! but you must learn how to survive.
the bullsh*t will come to you, guaranteed, it's just a matter of time. this is true for any person who steps onto the tierra nicaraguense (ie. nicaraguan soil)
[quote=meat loaf]the former usa-slave (ie. african / black skin) teaches the current usa-slaves (ie. male usa-citizens.)
i always enjoy writing these provacative / truthful / reality posts 'cause i'm always curious if any of you lurkers will respond. i've given you guys so much education on your curent situation, you're scared! you guys are shell shocked! recognize that i, meat loaf, voice the usa male citizen in the area of father's rights! [b]i love this shit[/b], do you?
yes, this is [b]international sex guide[/b]. it's also my very own thread thanks to jackson. jackson is a real motherfucker: jackson created this forumn for your entertainment and education. yet, you're still too scared to post. jackson is on the front lines for males, while you're hiding in the corner, guey puta.
what is so powerful about meat loaf posts is that is all 100% truth! the quality of my posts speak for themselves.
let's finish the realities of your usa situation:
you're not ready for nicaragua! who are nicaragua's friends? iran: usa's enemy. venezuela: usa's enemy. bolivia: usa doesn't like. russia: usa enemy. cuba: usa enemy. china: usa enemy, but economic (ie. debt) savior / consumer provider. without china, the bullsh*t lifestyle of the usa would be limited, and the usa wants you enslaved / entrenched even more. consumer debt will help ensure that you can't leave. add child support laws and you're toast. how does it feel to be a slave? welcome: i've been enslaved within the usa since the beginning of time, 1492, so i already know the role! you're learning the system thanks to meat loaf. and thanks to your current limited freedom.
"in the united states of america, we play hard with your "freedom" or "enslavement" as the currency." fact or fiction?
so, you can see that your gringo usa status aint too cool in nicaragua. go to a country that kisses usa a*s: colombia, panama, costa rica, mexico, d.r.
visit nicaragua to monger and we'll send you back to the usa to work caballo. we'll enforce it through usa laws: the usa government will handle all of the paperwork and financial transactions (ie. wage garnishment, bank wires.) this is what is called foreign direct investment. you see, meat loaf just taught nicaragua how to increase their income via usa law!
let's review the laws placed upon you (ie. male usa citizens / non-custodial parent):
1. woman's rights / abortion: no voice.
2. maternity expenses billed to the "father" or "signor" of birth certificate.
3. date of birth / birth certificate: 18 year mantener based upon signature, irrevocable.
4. custodial parent by default: the female.
5. dna test billed to the male taking the test: court order will mandate any male (ie. you) to take the dna test. any female can provide your name and contact information to the state's attorney general for supeona.
6. attorney general represents the female free of charge. the judge (ie. courts) are biased against males. the "mother" stands protected amongst these two child support prosecutors. the male is alone or he may choose to hire an attorney at his expense, for futility.
7. "standard package" of 20% gross income of non-custodial parent (ie. you, the usa male citizen.) read point #4 again.
8. any "late-payment" or lack of triggers the right to your incarceration and revocation of "freedoms."
late-payment / non-payment of child support penalties:
i. revocation of occupational licenses (ie. bar associations is two months behind.)
ii. ineligible to apply for a us small business administration loan.
iii. revocation of driving license. this also voids your "right" to drive internationally via the international driver's license legislation the usa enacted throughout the world for its citizens.
iv. revocation of social licenses (ie. hunting, concealed carry handgun, etcetera.)
v. revocation of usa passport is behind us $2,500.
vi. incarceration enforced by the state attorney general. financial compensation must be provided for release.
vii. interest is charged by the state's attorney general. rates of interest on late-payments / arrearages ranges from us fed discount rate - prime rate (ie. 0.25% - 4%)
what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! [b]international sex guide[/b]
9. there is no statute of limitations on filing a child support claim / case. arrearages will be placed upon the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) based upon prior year irs w-2 statements.
10. based upon pionts #6 and #7, you will receive the "standard visitation package" of every other weekend, 17% monthly exposure.
11. to obtain more exposure / access to your offspring, legally, you (ie. the male usa citizen) must file a petition in the family court.
12. family court is based upon the county of residence of the offspring.
13. family court petitions / requests may be filed every 1 -3 years depending upon your state's law, at the expense of you (ie. the usa male citizen.)
14. only what has been entered into the court is recognizable. (ie. anything not mandated by the court is considered a "gift" and 0% consideration is granted. this includes visitation access granted by the custodial parent (ie. read point #4 again.)
the "best fit" test:
who is "best fit" to rear the offspring? this question is only asked based upon #13.
investigation(s) begin:
i. police contact report. (ie. pull the reports of all police contact and activity of the mother, child, household, and associates of the "mother" (ie. read point #4 again.)
ii. social activites of the offspring.
iii. grades in school of the offspring.
iv. drug testing (ie. hair roots) of the offspring and "mother."
v. credit report of "mother."
vi. assets.
vii. irs w-2 statements.
viii. use of public facilities (ie. welfare, county hospital.)
ix. romantic life of the "mother." (ie. internet dating sites, males in the presence of the offspring.)
what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! expect (ie. the usa male citizen) to loose for the first 2 - 6 years, or two petitions. read point #4 again.
15. if the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) is employed with health care, the offspring must be placed onto the plan, in addition to the 20%.
16. if the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) is employed, family court will mandate a college fund within that state (ie. 501 plans,) in addition to the 20%.
17. if the offspring attends college / university, the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) must continue financial support and health insurance up to age 25.
what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! [b]international sex guide[/b]
18. usa child support laws entend internationally.
19. any custodial parent (ie. female) may file a claim for child support on behalf of the offspring. citizenship of the custodial parent is irrelevant- moot!
20. any child parented (ie. fathered) by a usa citizen also is eligible to become a naturalized usa citizen (native-born.)
no statute of limitations.
21. usa citizens may import / immigrate family members, business assoicates, etcetera.
22. usa citizen offspring is "right" to all preceeding points (ie. 1 - 22 and in infinitum.)
go father's rights! go equality! compete fairly: the weak use biases and predjudice (ie. race, gender, nationality.)
23. usa department of state holds international treaties with foreign-countries to facilitate child support law (ie. the exploitation / enslavement of usa male citizens.)
more bodies for the plantation! everyone has a usa job, so big deal. that usa job was marketed overseas to business people and investor purchase. we bought usa companies, create companies, and employ usa citizens (ie. illegal alien labor, b1 / b2 labor, and citizen labor.) a guaranteed pool of labor is required for ease in sale. as a usa black citizen, i've always had a job within the usa: until 1965, it was usa legally enforced law (ie. similar to the above laws you're learning) and back by the usa military, judiciary (ie. courts,) legislative (ie. senate & house of representatives,) and executive (ie. the president of the usa) branches of government that a usa black citizen could not use usa public facilities, attend usa universities, apply for non-racial discriminatory employment, etcetera. perpetual bondage as written into law by the founding fathers!
after that, father's rights is easy! [b]international sex guide.[/b]
usa child support laws "played" by you dumb asses (ie. 85% of all usa males) is helping ensure your exploitation based upon consumerism.
24. foreign-citizen (ie. female) / custodial parent uses the us state department's resources and services for the obtainment of us child support payment stream (ie. annuity) for up to 25 years at standard granishment rates (ie. 17 -20% gross income of the non-custodial parent.)
non-custodial usa citizen is subject to all previous points (ie. 1 - 24 and infinitm.)
time to pay jackson: [b]international sex guide[/b]
last night, i watched roots (ie. the 1970s movie about usa slave trade; ) jeremiah wright (president's obama's pastor; ) president obama's race speech ; and other sources of historic fact(s) concerning usa codifications / actions against its citizens.
welcome to usa slavery! i love this shit! [b]international sex guide[/b]
25. child support laws, uniform code(s,) make illegal without court permission the ability for the offspring to relocate inter-state; internationally; and must remain current and constant court disclosure(s.)
'yall aint ready for nicaragua! 'yall aint ready for the fight for your rights! go hide in the corner: hope she (ie. the usa, "mother," the power of usa woman to extend control of their citizen male population) doesn't get too greedy. who will fight for you? only a son-of-a-b*tch like meat loaf! 500 years of survival in usa slavery. father's rights is easy!
(you will find meat loaf works in the area of fathers rights located in the us library of congress, tombs of courthouses nationwide, and on [b]international sex guide[/b]. not bad for a usa black citizen who was legally barred from learning to read and write for 400 years under the usa legal system. and i'm fluent in three languages.)
26. typical non-custodial allocation:
first offspring: 17 - 20%
second: 3 - 5%
third: 3%
fourth: 1 - 3%
no more thant 50% of the non-custodial "parent's" income can be garnished / confirep001ed / liened / awarded / enslaved / sold for commercial interests.
gringo, usa citizen, are you ready to face this risk just for some p*ssy? geography is irrelevant! her citizenship is irrelevant. suggestion: vasectomy (ie. sterilization.)
i love this shit!
* this will be my last post concerning father's rights, child support law(s,) and usa slavery. i revealed this information because it needed to be revealed. with this knowledge, what will you do? nothing! you're caballo estadounidense / esclavos ciudandos. "go fetch me some water boy," said the female with the usa government resting upon her shoulder and upon your neck while the international community provided you a job to purchase consumer products. *
do you guys want to learn how to protect assets / that 20%?[/quote]
mongers introduced yesterday inquired as how to play the international game (ie. business, income, 20% protection, etcetera.) this is my occupation, but i will reveal how to do it, for free. i charge for this information, but not on isg.
first thing: if you are a employee, this is not for you. you need to follow every instruction, and tell your boss that you want to change your employment structure (ie. corporate-to-corporate.) will they? it depends on their business structure, laziness, intelligence, etcetera. if smart, they would, but most are not smart. they prefer to pay 7.5% on social secuity tax (usa,) 401k, employee health care. in contrast, if you were not on their books as a corporate liason (ie. consultant,) they would pay 0% of the above expenses. and you would be empowered!
#1. incorporate your business. in the world, a corporation has rights: the corporation is protected and treated as if it were a real person. in law, it is a real person. it receives it's own credit report, business social security number, etcetera.
#2. you want to "have access" to the money, not receive the money in salary, irs w-2, etcetera. boasting about your w-2 is cool, but why? wealth is not earned on w-2 statements for irs taxation and court liens and garnishments. the usa population (ie. most people only have access to their paycheck, us $30,000, but want and have access to us $5,000 on the credit card. they don't know sh*t!) if you're the owner / the guy in charge, you control all of the money of the corporation. trying to impress someone with your w-2 is no good.
#3. stop that dumb sh*t (ie. sole proprietorships.) it's sloppy. it places everything that you do in business at risk on your personal assets. it's shows no vision or professionalism. why? any business transaction that is performed (ie. retail sales, whatever) is immediately attached / liable on the personal assets (ie. house, car, wardrobe, investments, everything you own.) why? that's the system!
the system is a corporate system. this information is not negative, but how the system / game works. it's actually the correct thing to do.
if you're going to "try" and be a businessman, you need to start correctly. it's not about you, it's about the company / business. you want your structure to stand beyond you. if it's a corporation it will, otherwise not. as the corporation, you could sell it on the stock market (ie. pink sheet.) you can get investors with confidence.
i can explain more on this, but...
#4. the corporation should be a c-corp for the benefit of dividends.
#5. llc (limited liability companies) pay w-2 taxes for the profits of the llc. this applies to s-corps too, but you can alternate from an s-corp to c-corp.
answer: the llc will not let you park dividends. you will have a high w-2.
#6. you need to park dividends. when you feel like collecting the money, declare a dividend. if not, it never hits your w-2. that means, you don't pay taxes 'cause you have not earned it as personal income on the w-2. the corporation earned the income and is keeping the money in the corporation and not giving it to shareholder (ie. you, the owner.)
#7. on everything, especially child support payment, it is based upon the w-2. not the corporation.
if the w-2 is low, the 20% for 18 - 25 years will be low.
you control all of the money of the corporation so it doesn't matter how much you get as a salary (ie. w-2.) you control everything, anyway.
#8. attorney general / child support wants everything you have. redistribution of wealth: from your pocket to the girl's pocket under the guise of child support, by default (ie. female custodial parent.) if you get all of your money on the w-2, it's too easy for them. if the corporation makes the money, your w-2 is low.
they will try to bully you around and make you take money out of the corporation, if you are the sole owner. hence, you need to decide something:
should you change citizenship from the usa and keep all of your money? or, should you "buckle up" and get financially exploited by the female and court for 18 - 25 years?
* you cannot hide / run from child support! there is no statute of limitations and you will be charged arrears including maternity.*
*i'm telling you how to play smart, survive. *
#9. dividend disbursement. when you want to get paid, correctly (ie. thousands of dollars,) declare a dividend. this will appear on the w-2. child support looks at the w-2 to calculate the 20% for 18 - 25 years.
#10. if you get active in family court (ie. child custody,) after two (2) petitions (ie. 2 - 6 years) of asking the court, you will receive custody. you will no longer be paying 20% of your w-2 for 18 - 25 years. instead, you will receive 20% of the mother's (non-custodial parent) w-2.
during the years that you have custody, you can declare divdends. take all of your money from the corporation. this will appear on the w-2. you are not under court order. the mother is. your w-2 can be sky high! but at this point, you will know that doing everything (ie. purchases; life) in the corporate structure is best
when custody goes back to the mother, keep the money in the corporation. only c-corporations allow this. llc goes to your w-2 every year!
11. to travel the world, keep all of your documentation (ie. receipts, contracts, contacts, etcetera.) since you're conducting business, especially cleanly and professionally, via the corporate structure, you can travel / reside throughout the world conducting business.
12. numerous free trade agreements exist making it 100% transparent (ie. legally enforced and disclosed.) beyond the free trade agreement (ie. 11 exist for the usa with other agreements too,) you're conducting business as an employee of the corporation.
you are not the owner of the corporation, but an employee who owns shares. you are the board of directors yes, but an employee. they'll try some bullsh*t like personal guarantees, and closely held firm, etcetera; but it's easy to defend. they want suckers / chumps.
13. going international. just as you incorporated in the usa, incorporate overseas. choose a country. contact your country's embassy and learn what other business activites are happening. every embassy has an attache where they try to sell their country's goods and services. they have a listing of national-companies. register your corporation with your embassy. this is now a citizen in the foreign country that will be looked after by the native-country.
for example, a canadian can create a usa corporation in the usa. he takes that usa corporation and opens a corporation in panama. he registers the usa corporation with the usa embassy since it's a usa corporation. the canadian is an employee of the corporation. when nationalization happens like it did in nicaragua during the 1970 or in venezuela during 2008 and 2009, the usa will fight for the corporation. the canadian can conduct business in panama professionally, transparent, and live in panama. his w-2 is low so 20% for 18 - 25 years is cool! fight in child custody / father's rights.
this is how to survive!
none of this information is illegal or evasive. it's transparent!
it's not tax evasion, nor money laundering, or anything other than conducting business professionally. operating a sole proprietorship is not.
you can't take a company public (ie. offer shares on the stock exchange) as a sole proprietorship. you can't get a loan without the personal guarantee of your personal assets. you can't gain business visas around the world to travel, with confidence, as a sole proprietorship. transportation is billed to the corporation; travel; food; entertainment; housing; education; retirement; etcetera as business expenses. get documents and receipts (ie. transparent.) conduct business. what type? that's your job, i guide the structuring, etcetera.
you must come to the table properly dressed is the point!.
the game gets deep and fun.
20% for 18 - 25 years with no statute of limitation is what you must manage. they've already dictated / forced this upon you simply by the woman choosing to. you stuck d*ck in her and you're toast.
if you're an employee, that 20% for 18 - 25 years is in effect and you're toast, unless you can re-arrange your compensation package and lower that w-2.
* meat loaf is a financial professional in practice, internationally. this is information that he provides for a living around the world! the usa child support laws dictate that i have a job. lol. this is not a solicitation for any legal advice, bu commentary. *
life is fun and good in nicaragua!
* if you do not follow this structure for income, you will not have a chance to survive the 20% for 18 - 25. carne molida.
Just for fun, we're going to change the structure of the annual cost of living budget. No longer will we speak in US Dollars, but will speak in Cordobas. When thinking Cordobas, the game is stupidly easy and ridiculous.
Tipo de Cambio: 20
US $60,000 = C$ 1,200,000
That extra C$ 200,000 doesn't even matter when thinking cordobas.
I"ve detailed what US $60,000 can / will / does do. Now I will detail an even smaller amount of cost of living budget, C $1,000,000.
The ability to "run game" in Spanish is essential!
March 29, 2009, at 1930 hours. Signed by Meat Loaf.
Shit blood I live great on way less than [b]half[/b] of that in Buenos Aires. About $2k US a month. And I can drink the tap water. And there's no earthquakes.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Shit blood I live great on way less than [b]half[/b] of that in Buenos Aires. About $2k US a month. And I can drink the tap water. And there's no earthquakes.[/QUOTE]
You can do the same thing for US $2,000 in Nicaragua.
Argentina has cold weather; and white skin.
Nicaragua is 33 / 95 everyday, sunny, and brown and white and Black skin.
#1. People that come / move/ relocate are cheap and want guaranteed results!
#2. Citizenship is one of the best in the world (4 - 5 year process.)
#3. People want their own bodyguards, army, police force.
#4. People want to live like Kings (ie. 150 year turbulent history.)
#5. Easy victories due to economy of scale (C $1,000,000 cost of living budget.)
#6. Immediate power in all circles (ie. power, politics, social.)
#7. Independance.
#8. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap: Guaranteed Results.
#9. An Abundance of P*ssy due to Economies of Scale and their desire to place you upon the 20% for 18 - 25 years.
#10. Recruit employess (ie. girls, security, occupational) for international travel / existence.
These are the realities of why people relocate to Nicaragua.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Shit blood I live great on way less than [b]half[/b] of that in Buenos Aires. About $2k US a month. And I can drink the tap water. And there's no earthquakes.[/QUOTE]
Does that include 24/7- 18-25 year old pussy and associated costs?
Xdred
These chavalas that don't speak, are plotting. They want that 20% for 18 - 25 years. They want that immediate, permanent mantener. They want to be "in the game," but don't have the bat-and-glove to play first base!
Another Example of Nonsense:
"Big Eater" came over about ten (10) minutes ago. For what? She wouldn't say. All she wanted to do was admire me, "Me Loaf." She did ask one question, "No puedo trabajar contigo como su empleada del sexo?" Lo sieto corazon, no contrataron.
Fortunately, I have the game positioned properly because residential security escorted the young lady from the Executive Desk.
Carne Molida / Blanca? Not me!
Girls that don't speak create their own conversations void any other thoughts. She came over to ask something she had plotted for minutes / hours / days. "Big Eater" was fired last week. When she arrived, she said nothing. She continued to have this conversation within her head. 20% for 18 - 25 years on that? Por favor! I got that shot!
To find a "princess" one must kiss lots of toads (ie. girls)!
[QUOTE=Xdred]Does that include 24/7- 18-25 year old pussy and associated costs?
Xdred[/QUOTE]
Includes all the pussy I can handle but I prefer more the 24-32 year old range.
Here's the truth:
During the African Dispora (Slave trade to the American Hemisphere,) the slaves in Haiti revolted successfully against the Europeans (ie. British, Dutch, Spain, Portugal, France.) For that success, they (ie. Europeans) "shut them out" to trade and the American Hemisphere capitalistic system. Furthermore, they iniated confusion and chaos creating a geographical area with little transferance / money changing hands. The money that changes hands moves in blocks- Big Blocks, and leaves little more than scraps for everyone to compete after.
Further chaos and destruction has / is perpetrated against the country with AIDS / Military "peace keepers" (ie. United Nations,) political instability and lack of transparency, mental atrophy / lack of hope and vision, and predjudice against its citizens (ie. Domincan Republic, USA immigration.)
This is the only country worse than Nicaragua throughout the American Hemisphere (ie. 32 countries.)
* African Dispora is / was the largest human rights violation / genocide in the world's documented history, yet it has still not been addressed / recognized / resolved / financial compensation. Maybe within the next 100 - 200 years it will. Hell, it takes six years to gain custody of your offspring via repeated petitions and "character" assessments: As evidenced by the wheels of jurisprudence, you're "best interest" is neglible for the "greater good" of society (ie. 20% for 18 - 25 years,) as an example. LOL. *
During the same period / trade (ie. African Dispora,) the Spanish colonized the hemisphere, "robber baron" of three continents and the Antilles. They stole everything, built a "barely sufficient" infrastructure throughout these "robber lands." Everything was sent to Spain or Mexico City for transport to Spain. Today, the capital flows still flow to Spain and from the USA.
With so many lands to "cazador," Nicaragua didn't reach the status of Mexico. Somebody; there's always a looser and Nicaragua is it for Spanish-America! Ademas, Nicaragua chose to be "enemies" of the USA by not adopting it's governance structure (ie. The Manifest Destiny.)
The Manifest Destiny was USA's plan to colonize the American Hemisphere for the "greater good" of the USA starting in 1846. USA African / Black Slavery was written into law as being illegal, no long was it legally written / encouraged, in year 1863. Beginning in the year 1850, the USA started its "agitation" with Nicaragua. Exhibiting a solid history, since 1492, of enslavement of its citizens (ie. Black USA was not granted USA citizenship until 1863,) Nicaragua did not bite / accept the Manifest Destiny. Remember, this policy began while the USA was enslaving, 13 years. Post-1863, the Manifest Destiny continued with the USA exhibiting USA Black Aparthied for 100 more years as the destiny for Nicaragua.
During the USA Black Aparthied, the Zamoza Dictatorship began in 1940. Sandino, a "freedom fighter" was murder around 1920. Post USA Civil Rights, 1965, Nicaragua overthrew the CAZADOR with a "Slave Revolt" / Sandanista Revolution in the late-1970s. They were reprimanded by the USA. Today, semi-common ground is shared via the democratic governance system, but USA enemy affiliations are strong.
As documented and accepted fact, the above paragraph demonstrates the character / existance of Nicaragua.
Can you SURVIVE Nicaragua? Do you have the character?
Nicaragua is a country (ie. sovergn geographical area) and has been / attempted to be a country void USA dominance / influence for 159. This is the fabric of the land, its people, its laws, its existence. Not wanting to be under USA dominance, Nicaragua has sided with those "not friendly" to USA policy for SURVIVAL.
* To realize / admit the dominance of codification(s,) simply read the Child Support Laws perpetrated upon the USA Male Citizenry (ie. 150 million including juvenile.) *
As a "victim" to USA's persistent desire to assert influence within the soverign country, Nicaragua has always been a land where "robber barons" play / compete. It's a land similar to the "Wild Wild West." It's a land similar to the USA's West Coast in the history of development. "Cazadores" come here to "cazador." And the winners can be a KING!
As "cazadores," Nicaragua has offered those citizens of other countries the opportunity to become citizens of Nicaragua. 100% Independance is required for Nicaragua SURVIVAL, otherwise you can be / will be a "pawn" / banano (ie. disposable person; offensive word,) or pobre. With this, the movement / flavor / aura in the air is one of upliftment. For the citizenry fought and died (ie. 50,000 murdered; 500,000 displaced) to overthrow / gain freedom from the last "cazador"- Zamoza's 40 year reign.
It is this background, CAZADOR, that attracts and creates carne molida. You're welcome and invited to enter, but will probably get eaten-up with no safety net. Carne Blanca para hacer Carne Molida.
In Nicaragua we play hard! Three choices for SURVIVAL exist: (1) Exploitation, (2) Oppression, (3) Foreign Allies.
You may enter the arena, but the rule book is not one of USA standards. The characteristics of the arena are cazador, 100%.
It is with this that 0% North American confidence exists for those that don't want the "risk." For we that enjoy the management of risk, it's wonderful! In comparison, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Mexico, D.R. offer security.
Only bring "risk capital" (ie. what you can afford to loose, including your life) to Nicaragua.
This is Nicaragua now and since 1846.
I invite you to visit and make a few millions of dollars in transparent transactions.
Here's a little secret / special gift for readers of "Me Loaf" posts:
check the calendar; Tomorrow is payday; Semana Santa begins next week on Wednesday or Thursday; everyone will be broke, guaranteed, by this Thursday. You will have 1-week of no competition and everyone being broke. The girls will be trying to make C$150 so she and los ninos y abuela y hermanos y hermanas y esposo can go to the beach. Semana Santa is the biggest holiday (ie. lasts for 5 days) in Nicaragua. Christmas in the USA 'cause of consumerism; Nicaragua aint got no money for consumerism.
Meat Loaf, Interesting post on asset protection, thanks for sharing that with us. It sounds like a good strategy for someone who is self employed, making a decent but not fantastic amount of money, and who is trying to protect his income and assets from a greedy ex-spouse or partner. I guess if you form a number of C corporations, each of which would be in a low tax bracket, you could end up paying less taxes than you would if you owned the assets directly or in an LLC or Subchapter S corporation, even after paying the tax on dividends.
I guess the one downside is that your creditors can go after your ownership interest in the corporation. An alternative is to create a trust that you don't control, and you're the beneficiary of the trust. If structured the right way, then virtually no one can go after the assets. But unless you think you're going to be in some deep shit, I don't know if this is worth doing. It seems to me like it really cuts down on your flexibility, in that you're relying on the trustee (who you're not supposed to be able to control) to make business decisions.
If I were Canadian or other non-U.S. nationality, I would be very wary about creating any U.S. entity for the purpose of doing business, unless the business were going to primarily be making money/operating in the U.S. I don't think U.S. embassies give a rat's ass about helping small, U.S. businesses with their problems in other countries. And the U.S. tax system is so unbelievably complex and rapacious.
It's untrue that a trust you control cannot be used for asset protection; it just can't normally be used for tax avoidance. Basically you set up the Tiny12 Trust with Tiny12 as trustee and you put all your assets (and I mean ALL your assets) in the trust. Then Tiny12's sole attachable source of income is distributions from the Tiny12 Trust. Then if Tiny12 owes some sap money, Tiny12, as trustee, informs said sap that unfortunately the Tiny12 Trust will not be making any distributions for the foreseeable future. Of course then Tiny12 needs another source of grocery money but for example, in Texas wages cannot be garnished, Social Security benefits cannot be attached, and so forth so there are ways around this.
I am not an attorney and trusts are creatures of state law. However and importantly, just because I am a resident of State X, that does not mean I have to set up the trust in State X. I can shop for the most favorable laws. SD and NV are good. Now I will pass on some more 411; [b]this[/b] is the gentleman to talk to about asset protection:
[url]www.davisassocpc.com[/url]
And no, I don't get any commissions or referral fees.
[QUOTE=Artisttyp]
On a heavier note: Does anyone know what the laws are regarding americans and fathering babies abroad? Ie. You get an email saying you are the father of a brand new baby and you are in america and the chica is in peru. Does the USA come after you for alimony ? I came in a girls pussy the other day and I regret it now. I dont want kids. Does anyone have experience with this?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf,
It's too late for this one. You spit this wisdom for free yet you still see posts like this. When are they going to realize that the ISG is not just about finding putas, cumming on their faces, taking pictures and posting it. Many mongers are called to hear the wisdom but few choose to follow it. What are you pulling? Caballo 18 to 25 yrs. Two and one half decades of mantener. Llevame Calgon!
Interesting Dickhead, thanks for taking the time to write that. I've spoken with two attorneys who specialize in asset protection and both told me you'd have to allow an independent trustee to administer the trust. They also told me you could probably indirectly give the trustee "advice" say, through your attorney, and the trustee would probably act in accordance with the advice. (Aside: Please note this helps your attorney run up big bills.) A third attorney told me the first two were full of it -- you must irrevocably give up control of the assets and providing advice through your attorney is a no no.
However, after reading your post and doing a little research, I suspect maybe the Nevada trust would work, provided the trustee is a limited partnership or an LLC that you control. At least there are attorneys that are creating this type of structure.
Again I am not an attorney (I'm a CPA) but I should stress that the types of trusts I am talking about would not work in a divorce situation. In other words, they could be penetrated by a QDRO = Qualified Domestic Relations Order, as can IRAs and such that are normally exempt from creditor claims. Similarly they won't work for tax debts (nor will bankruptcy). Did you check out SD? From what I remember from Keith Davis's seminars (I was a registered investment adviser and financial planner at the time although now I am just a wage slave and *****monger) NV was better for those who had business interests but SD was better for Joe Six-Pack. I wonder if it depends on the purpose of the asset protection, and I also remember that you can't set these trusts up [b]after[/b] the debt has been incurred.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf,
It's too late for this one. You spit this wisdom for free yet you still see posts like this. When are they going to realize that the ISG is not just about finding putas, cumming on their faces, taking pictures and posting it. Many mongers are called to hear the wisdom but few choose to follow it. What are you pulling? Caballo 18 to 25 yrs. Two and one half decades of mantener. Llevame Calgon![/QUOTE]
And why, pray tell, would a [b]monger[/b] who did [b]not[/b] want kids [b]not[/b] have a vasectomy? The logic eludes me. But then the poster in question licks *****'s assholes yet carries around [b]hand[/b] sanitizer. That probably explains a lot.
Change citizenship and gain "real freedom," not the mandate (ie. legally forced enployment via incarceration or non-carceration) which is USA Citizenship.
A possible argument against that would be that one can enter a lot more countries with the passport alone, and no visa bullshit, if that passport is from the EE UU (USA). Maybe a European Union passport is even better; I don't know. Dual citizenship would be cool, I think, but I haven't come up with an easy way to obtain it. Panama is intriguing in that regard but it's still a lengthy process of bureaucratic bullshit. And, bureaucratic bullshit is very similar to the process of trying to get laid in the US.
In my case, although I have not rejected my US citizenship, nobody in the US knows where I am, not even my employers who think I am in Australia. Well, the passport system knows what country I am in, maybe (probably?), but that's it. And, the officials/system in my country of actual residence have no idea where to find me. This, I believe, is quite excellent.
If you never file the Child Custody Case / Petition, it doesn't matter and I guess one should get financially exploited and enslaved for 18 - 25 years per offspring.
File the Petition (ie. 2 - 6 years); get your child; take 20% from the "mother"; grab your assets; rear your child (ie. your languages, ideas, education, contact.)
Incorporation v. Trust: Please debate.
[B]Somebody's Landlord[/B]
The other day someone's landlord came to my door, knocking like a damn fool. I went to the door and saw that it was someone I do not know. I've seen the b*tch two times in life. Of course, she's seen and heard about me- the Rich Gringo.
The b*tch was blah, blah, blah, dame un favor. No, oye! Que haces aqui? No soy su agente de duedas. Nunca regresaras aca, oyiste?
I slammed the door in her face! She told the neighborhood that I'm rude.
[B]Ex-Employee[/B]
I told that b*tch (ie. four duffle bags) that I wanted sausage and eggs for breakfast, nothing else. She came back with the above and rice.
I aint Nicaraguan and am not accustom to eating rice every meal. I'm so tired of rice, and their rice sucks! Give me Puerto Rican Rice (ie. arroz con gandules.) It took the b*tch 1.5 hours to cook.
I told the hoe to go; she asked 1,000 questions as to why; security escorted the b*tch out.
Security has been working hard as I try to find the first (1) of three sex-employees.
A "prince" must kiss lots of frogs (ie. females) to find his princess.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf,
It's too late for this one. You spit this wisdom for free yet you still see posts like this. When are they going to realize that the ISG is not just about finding putas, cumming on their faces, taking pictures and posting it. Many mongers are called to hear the wisdom but few choose to follow it. What are you pulling? Caballo 18 to 25 yrs. Two and one half decades of mantener. Llevame Calgon![/QUOTE]
2.5 Decades per Offspring of USA (1) Military enforced, (2) President of the USA enforced, (3) Legislature of the USA enforced, (4) Judiciary of the USA enforced against the USA Male Citizen.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]A possible argument against that would be that one can enter a lot more countries with the passport alone, and no visa bullshit, if that passport is from the EE UU (USA). Maybe a European Union passport is even better; I don't know. Dual citizenship would be cool, I think, but I haven't come up with an easy way to obtain it. Panama is intriguing in that regard but it's still a lengthy process of bureaucratic bullshit. And, bureaucratic bullshit is very similar to the process of trying to get laid in the US.
In my case, although I have not rejected my US citizenship, nobody in the US knows where I am, not even my employers who think I am in Australia. Well, the passport system knows what country I am in, maybe (probably?), but that's it. And, the officials/system in my country of actual residence have no idea where to find me. This, I believe, is quite excellent.[/QUOTE]
Honestly, the USA passport is not that great (ie. 20% for 18 - 25 years)!
I'll write a post about Nicaragua citizenship procedures and benefits shortly.
It's best to be transparent 'cause they're going to use that bs as fuel to deny other freedoms and rights.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]And why, pray tell, would a [b]monger[/b] who did [b]not[/b] want kids [b]not[/b] have a vasectomy? The logic eludes me. But then the poster in question licks *****'s assholes yet carries around [b]hand[/b] sanitizer. That probably explains a lot.[/QUOTE]
Low blow on the hand sanitizer "Dickhead."
You're vasectomy argument makes sense, but....
More p*ssy and offspring for me. Just place that 20% for 18 -25 years on top of the other 20% for 18 - 25 years.
Honestly, after 500 years of free labor, getting 50% of your occupational production isn't too bad! And you can get all of the p*ssy you want, worry free. What? More debt, big deal.
These hoes must think that I'm a rest-haven for b*tches in need of money. I aint.
Some stranger, sexy, knocked on my door looking for work, C$150. I asked how and where we know each other. She replied, "Vos Famoso!" "Es la verdad," was my response.
Why am I so successful? 'Cause I keep C$150 in my pocket at all times!
I told her that it doesn't work like that. She needs to apply and currently I'm not accepting applications. (I'm writing a new Human Resources Manual for these broads 'cause they are starting to get confused about Meat Loaf.)
I aint no Rest-Have for Putas.
I asked her when her period / regla (ie. menstration) is? She was shocked. I repeated. She said it's private information. I replied that my C$150 is private as well. She said she just had the regla last week. I told her to come over when it appears again so that I may inject the shot.
She was blown away, lost, and confused.
She departed with a sexy walk from my porton to hear local Nicas shouting babosidades (ie. hey cutie, clase culo, etcetera.) They can volunteer for the 20% for 18-25 years.
My fault, they're Nicaraguan so there is no risk. As they say, "You can't get blood from a turnip!" $0 times 100% = $0 (ie. Nicaraguan income / salary.)
Carne Blanca para Hacer Carne Molido: I Don't Think So.
Pardon my ignorance, but do you give these shots en el brazo o en la nalga (in the arm or in the butt)? Because if it's the latter, wouldn't it be amusing to make them drop their pants and then say, "Naaah too much junk in the trunk"? ¡Es que carne molid[b]a[/b] no soy! ¡Nací en la noche pero no fue [b]a[/b]noche!
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Again I am not an attorney (I'm a CPA) but I should stress that the types of trusts I am talking about would not work in a divorce situation. In other words, they could be penetrated by a QDRO = Qualified Domestic Relations Order, as can IRAs and such that are normally exempt from creditor claims. Similarly they won't work for tax debts (nor will bankruptcy). Did you check out SD? From what I remember from Keith Davis's seminars (I was a registered investment adviser and financial planner at the time although now I am just a wage slave and *****monger) NV was better for those who had business interests but SD was better for Joe Six-Pack. I wonder if it depends on the purpose of the asset protection, and I also remember that you can't set these trusts up [b]after[/b] the debt has been incurred.[/QUOTE]
He is correct about the timing of the trust and the debt. That also applies for about any defensive financial planning. If you are worried about the limitations on the trust then set up several trusts. Have each one do a selected function or investment type. You can dictate what the trust is allowed to do and what it is not allowed to do. The garnishment clause which was previously referred to is the spendthrift provision. It limits what someone can attach. Allows the trust to stop payments all together if someone goes after the income.
A legal secret....Trusts are not that complicated. Most attorneys use the same one and slightly modify it for each client. As long as the demands of the trust are reasonable, legal, and not morally offensive it should be upheld. In some states (I can't remember which ones) you can set up a trust, be trustee and still have the spendthrift asset protection. There is a time frame where the trust has to be in effect (say 5 years) before it would withstand any actions. But the day will come. Remember...trusts are developed by lawyers and they are greedy, selfish bastards so they should protect your assets.
Incorporation wouldn't protect your shares (ownership interest) and that is what is valuable and would want to attach to. And if a corp doesn't pay out enough in dividends there is a punitive tax on that.
You're right, trust are not that complicated. Neither is brain surgery, if you know how to do it. This is the bottom line boys: get a hard ass judge, and after you or your greedy, selfish bastard attorney has explained that all your assets are in a trust and not under your control, he or she might well say: "ok, I understand'. "But, I'm going to hold you in comtempt and put you in jail until you get money to your former spouse a/k/a *****, ****. " It happens in a courtroom in the USA Every day.
Instead of being a victim, I have a suggestion. Support your kids, and if it is in their best interest, fight for their custody. There is more to life than whor**. Life is too short to be a perpetual victim.
[QUOTE=Legal Tender]You're right, trust are not that complicated. Neither is brain surgery, if you know how to do it. This is the bottom line boys: get a hard ass judge, and after you or your greedy, selfish bastard attorney has explained that all your assets are in a trust and not under your control, he or she might well say: "ok, I understand'. "But, I'm going to hold you in comtempt and put you in jail until you get money to your former spouse a/k/a *****, ****. " It happens in a courtroom in the USA Every day.
Instead of being a victim, I have a suggestion. Support your kids, and if it is in their best interest, fight for their custody. There is more to life than whor**. Life is too short to be a perpetual victim.[/QUOTE]
Legal Tender,
I don't think that these gents are suggesting non-payment of child support. Rather, their goal is to lower liability if sued for child support. Many times in a child support lawsuit the woman may choose to use unscrupulous tactics to extract the maximum amount of support possible from the man. Her primary objective is not to secure enough funds to support the child. Instead, she seeks to: (a) acquire enough funds to avoid working and/or augment her disposable income for discretionary spending on entertainment and luxury (b) punish the father for some real or imagined offense by destroying his standard of living (c) indirectly control the father's ability to form a new family and/or sire more offspring by bringing him under the poverty line.
Some of the tactics used by women include quitting their jobs or working only part time to reduce their income. After being given a large child support award they resume employment or move in with a boyfriend so that they can live rent free. The courts allow cohabitation as far as child support is concerned. In some cases child support can reach obscene amounts like USD 5,000/month. Most Americans don't even make that amount before taxes working a full time job. Even if the kid was sent to private school and given private piano lessons it still wouldn't amount to that. It is not uncommon for these funds to be spent on the mother's new lover or shopping excursions where the purchases are not for the child's benefit. Most guys have no problem supporting the child. They just don't want to support the mother and her lovers.
[QUOTE=Legal Tender]
Instead of being a victim, I have a suggestion. Support your kids, and if it is in their best interest, fight for their custody. There is more to life than whor**. Life is too short to be a perpetual victim.[/QUOTE]
Support your kids.
You're on the wrong premise: The premise is "default judgement based on gender with zero consideration."
You're the problem with such ignorant and predjudical thoughts / assumptions / metality.
"Best Interest" of the child? Where is the "best interest" consideration on "default gender-based custody"?
Perpetual victim is what you are unless you file child custody!
Default gender-based with zero consideration.
You're a damn fool and don't post on my thread any longer!
The argument is:
Male / Father Rights.
(1) Divorce court is a seperate court.
(2) Child Support is a seperate court.
(3) Child Custody is a seperate court.
Divorce court is a business deal where 50 / 50 is awarded.
Child support is an assessment.
Child Custody is a "character test" for males, but default for females. Although it's default for women, they are awarded child support.
The argument is: For a father to be a father and rear his offspring, he must file repeated petitions for years and pass the "character" test while the female has zero such obligation.
50 / 50?
In essence, child support is guaranteed no matter what due to predjudice and lack of financial means (ie. you can file pro se.)
Child custody is the argument.
I got two things to say. #1 I did not, am not, and would not support using a trust to evade one's parental responsibilities. Why would I give a fuck? I'm snipped. #2 there are many reasons to have an asset protection trust. What are the two leading causes of bankruptcy in the US? Hint: not child support. It's medical bills and being un- or underinsured and having a car accident. By the way, mongers, carry less collision insurance and more liability, at least a million dollars. I, Dickhead, do not have to worry about these trifling considerations since medical care here is essentially free and since I don't own, need, or want a vehicle. So fuck all of that shit. I don't have an asset protection trust since I have very little risk out there. All y'all prolly can't say the same. So call my man Keith and get with the program if you think you might need this type of protection, and do it [b]B4[/b] you get yo ass in a sling. After ain't gonna feed the bulldog!
Oh yeah I forgot #3. A good friend, an AW (AW can make good friends but fucking them is a waste of jizz) just finalized her divorce. She's a college professor and makes good money but her douche bag waste of skin needle dick ex-husband is a corporate attorney and [b]could [/b]make way more if he weren't a vago banano marica de mierda. He quit his job two days before the trial and now she has to pay him child support. Plus this fucking sissy got 60% of their joint property because he stayed home for a couple of years, supposedly to care for the kid but actually because he was "depressed" and "trying to find himself" and a whole buncha weak punk ass shit like that. I think any man who lets a woman support him should be forced to dress in a skirt like the b!tch that he is. I betcha Meat Loaf wouldn't suck off some woman's tit for his benjamins. I don't know what the cat does but I'm thinkin' he ain't no b!tch.
Peace out!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]The argument is:
Male / Father Rights.
(1) Divorce court is a seperate court.
(2) Child Support is a seperate court.
(3) Child Custody is a seperate court.
Divorce court is a business deal where 50 / 50 is awarded.
Child support is an assessment.
Child Custody is a "character test" for males, but default for females. Although it's default for women, they are awarded child support.
The argument is: For a father to be a father and rear his offspring, he must file repeated petitions for years and pass the "character" test while the female has zero such obligation.
50 / 50?
In essence, child support is guaranteed no matter what due to predjudice and lack of financial means (ie. you can file pro se.)
Child custody is the argument.[/QUOTE]Meat Loaf, hit the nail on the head: fathers do not have equal rights or consideration. I know. I am a lawyer and went through this shit personally a few years back. I told the baby's mama before we had this child that if she ever wanted to leave, that's ok. But, I wanted to raise my child. And, I am. I understand personally and professionally how traumatic separation from one child (ren) can be. There is hope, though. More and more fathers are awarded custody. I don't understand the "separate court" statement, but that is not important to ML's message.
Maybe we can continue this conversation over a beer.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]I got two things to say. #1 I did not, am not, and would not support using a trust to evade one's parental responsibilities. Why would I give a fuck? I'm snipped. #2 there are many reasons to have an asset protection trust. What are the two leading causes of bankruptcy in the US? Hint: not child support. It's medical bills and being un- or underinsured and having a car accident. By the way, mongers, carry less collision insurance and more liability, at least a million dollars. I, Dickhead, do not have to worry about these trifling considerations since medical care here is essentially free and since I don't own, need, or want a vehicle. So fuck all of that shit. I don't have an asset protection trust since I have very little risk out there. All y'all prolly can't say the same. So call my man Keith and get with the program if you think you might need this type of protection, and do it [b]B4[/b] you get yo ass in a sling. After ain't gonna feed the bulldog!
Oh yeah I forgot #3. A good friend, an AW (AW can make good friends but fucking them is a waste of jizz) just finalized her divorce. She's a college professor and makes good money but her douche bag waste of skin needle dick ex-husband is a corporate attorney and [b]could [/b]make way more if he weren't a vago banano marica de mierda. He quit his job two days before the trial and now she has to pay him child support. Plus this fucking sissy got 60% of their joint property because he stayed home for a couple of years, supposedly to care for the kid but actually because he was "depressed" and "trying to find himself" and a whole buncha weak punk ass shit like that. I think any man who lets a woman support him should be forced to dress in a skirt like the b!tch that he is. I betcha Meat Loaf wouldn't suck off some woman's tit for his benjamins. I don't know what the cat does but I'm thinkin' he ain't no b!tch.
Peace out![/QUOTE]
Where's my money, b*tch?
On Sunday, I watched my inspriational pimp movies / songs / books:
American Pimp
Too Short
Slim Thug
'Lil Flip
Hookers at Hunt's Point
Pimps Up, Hoes Down
2 Live Crew
Iceberg Slim
After getting my "fill' of exploitation, I returned to real world (ie. "Mr. Charlie.)
Dickhead is correct, I aint gonna' put my "game" in the hands of another, especially a female. Females loose respect for any man they earn more than!
Females loose respect for any man they support! I'm on top, unless I tell her to mount the pony.
American Woman: That's a loosing proposition for me 'cause I hate having to visit the USA and that's something considering I'm a CEO of an International Corporation headquarted in the USA. But when I do go on tour to the "Land of the Free, Home of the Brave," I aint no push over. I play it smart 'cause I aint trying to waste my time in USA court costing me travel expenses and worse 18 - 25 of child visitation 'cause she says so. How do you think I escaped?
Bankruptcy caused by medical debt is true. Currently, we only about 70,000 BKs in the USA (Recession 2008 - 2009) and they were dumb-asses operating as sole proprietorships so that's what they get. They weren't ready for business anyway. Understand, your dream of being a business owner don't mean shit: We all have dreams! And so you employees know, you're #7, out of 11 - 13, to get paid on a BK. Good Luck.
Anyway, Father's Rights / Child Custody is greater than money (ie. money doesn't mean sh*t) when you live on C$ 1,000,000 per annum in Nicaragua.
Father's Rights is about equity in law and parenthood.
The BK judge wouldn't allow you to file for child support! The Attorney General in many states are offering buyout plans (ie. 60% of the outstanding balance.)
Let's be honest: If you're a USA Citizen Male, you're toast. Unless you dump the citizenship, you're gonna' get taken for a 6 - 25 year ride. The USA needs employees.
If I were to live off a woman I would do it real simply:
(1) Read the divorce records / awards entered into court. Or loiter the halls of divorce court looking for prey. Or loiter the halls of child support, but this money comes as an annuity (ie. too slow.)
(2) See how much she was awarded, and how the divorce proceeding went. This would give me ammunition as to topics for conversation with the lady when we meet.
(3) Go meet the broad. I know she's gonna' get some "free money / cash" real soon, and will want to party since she's single again.
(4) I'd meet her through a variety of formats.
(5) She'd get "Meat Loafed."
(6) If the money is coming too slow from her willingly; I'd file a lawsuit against her for something; wait for her to settle out of court; get paid; and retire in Nicaragua.
That's just one technique, but I make my own money and don't need to leech.
For a woman to leech, all she needs to do is get pregnant, whether she lied or not; void you wanting the child or not, and it's 20% for 18 - 25 years enforced by the USA Military, USA President, USA Legislature, USA Judiciary.
In the United States of America we play hard!
A few years ago, I was residing in Cd. de Mexico, D.F., and received a phone call from an long lost USA friend. During our youth we ran the streets together and lost touch as we both pursued career endeavors. My career trajectory was and is linear while his was and is sporadic. Nonetheless, I flew to this USA city to visit my buddy for 1-month.
I can do that! You better ask 'Lil Flip.
Excited to hit those "Big City Streets," I flew up there. It was cool to remember the city that built "Meat Loaf," even though it was January.
So I arrive to learn he's unemployeed. And all of the jobs are in the USA, correct. He's SURVIVING off of a woman whom he does not like. He's under her control for financial SURVIVAL. She wants him to marry her; he wants to "swing" via Adult Friend Finder; she wants to live a fairytale. Together they co-exist.
Tighten-up your game, son!
We decided to hit the night clubs: Correction, he decided to "get sponsored" for night(s) of entertainment. Although unemployeed he wanted to live / party as if he was earning income. Hennessey, Heineken, Cavasier, Hydroponic, Valet Parking, etcetera. Nightly, I was spending US $300 - US $500.
He can't play this game as an employee even if he were employeed.
This "Suburbanite" wanted to impress upon me his "street skills." Visiting my old ghetto neighborhood where annually four (4) murders occurred on my block, we went. Upon entering an establishment "the capo" started talking sh*t. My "friend" took the bait and almost became a victim of the .45 caliber in the alley (ie. callejon.)
Foolish was he into thinking I was to receive a bala as his co-signor. Even worse, he's aware of the capo and how he rolls, but still wanted to "high-sight." "Meat Loaf" received love from the capo since we rolled together for years in the barrio. He kicked my a*ss years earlier so I was safe.
Still wanting to impress upon me his courage, we loitered in the barrio. After witnessing him crying; calling the police from the public phones; waving the police down for assistance, we departed. (He's thinking / looking for the police to help is the first mistake. Anyone with any "street skills" knows not to involve the police. That's a waste of time; money (ie. court fees); arrest report (ie. everyone is going to jail for finger prints and warrant searches); plus you don't know who's on paper. He's so "Suburbanite.")
He remained mad at me for his actions over the next couple of days.
Finally, I wore tired of his "Americanism" and boarded a plane to finish my USA tour.
Stop Frontin'.
Here I am riding the Executive Desk and an ex-employee appears. She was fired a while ago. They always come back looking to earn, associate, eat, or whatever. They never just walk away to "greenier pastures."
Why? Who else do they know or gain access to that has money, C$ 1,000,000? A Nadie. And those Ciudanos que tienen el dinero do not associate with those that do not.
As a foreigner one must build their network from ground level through all strati of society. Just as you built your live in North America from birth, relocation / expat status is birth part 2.
Loiter at my home. Loiter at the brothel. Loiter at home. Loiter at the "john's / trick's" home. Loiter on the street corner. Life in Nicaragua is one of loitering. Never will you see a sign "No Loitering" anywhere in Nicaragua. In fact, we take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on the police buildings with 0% fear in the police molesting anyone.
I'll have to re-iterate to this dame that her presence here is not wanted and pesa (ie. heavy.)
C$ 999,500 - C$ 240 (pasaje) = C$ 999,260
The thing to remember about Trusts are, they protect the assets. They don't protect the income that you want sent to you. Unless it is a spendthrift trust and that only protects about $25,000 a year. The only sex employees you can get for that is your right and left hands. If you can protect your income, then I am all ears.
Meatloaf is correct in saying fight for your rights. It would be your kid. I mean what would you think if your dad was fucking some *****, knocked her up, and now you are speaking Spanish, eating rice, riding on top of trains to get to the Texas border. Thanks Dad!
[QUOTE=Legal Tender]Meat Loaf, hit the nail on the head: fathers do not have equal rights or consideration. I know. I am a lawyer and went through this shit personally a few years back. I told the baby's mama before we had this child that if she ever wanted to leave, that's ok. But, I wanted to raise my child. And, I am. I understand personally and professionally how traumatic separation from one child (ren) can be. There is hope, though. More and more fathers are awarded custody. I don't understand the "separate court" statement, but that is not important to ML's message.
Maybe we can continue this conversation over a beer.[/QUOTE]
Yes, and I'll pay for it.
True Story: Year 1994, age 19, professionally employeed earning US $5,000 plus per month.
Scared of the nonsense, I made an appointment to speak with an attorney concerning Child Support. I was not scared of being "hit," but wanted to learn the system for empowerment.
The "dumb a*s"- as is normal- yelled at me, "Is the baby yours? Are you the father?"
He missed the point entirely. He was biased.
I paid him with the 2% milk jug I brought full of pennies, US $150 per hour. He f*cked himself within 5-minutes.
C$ 999,260 - C$ 300 = $998,960
C$ 998,960 - C$ 200 = C$ 998,760
Fellas',
20% for 18 - 25 years enforced by the USA Military, USA Legislature, USA President, and USA Judiciary is "Too Rich for My Blood!"
I've change my modus operendi as to SURVIVE the burden called "USA Citizenship" and the cess pool called Nicaragua.
I will now place all and every female to whom I have "sexual interraction" on the "All D*ck Diet." It's healthier, less filling, and ensures weight gain does not occur.
For the first month or until her next period (ie. menstration) occurs I will only allow her suck d*ck! Call her d*ck breath 'cause she aint getting no d*ck without my 100% confidence.
The USA has really harmed Nicaraguan girls by not allowing them to gain privy to Meat Loaf due to Meat Loaf's intelligent risk management procedures.
Until that shot (ie. 1-month birth control contraceptive shot) is dispensed, I cannot place myself and those I represent / will represent in jeapordy! I cannot allow someone else, especially with less talent than I, to reap the fruits of my labor.
After 500 years of not reaping the fruits of my labor (ie. USA Slavery), I cannot allow the "new slave owner" (ie. female gender) through her codes / law (ie. Child Support Codes) to engage such exploitation.
Therefore, all current and future engagements will be her sucking / worshipping / kissing / admiring / touching / stroking the male member called "Meat Loaf." This will actually give her a solid foundation for the guy she does place on the 20% for 18 - 25 year plan. Those dumb asses (ie. those that do not read Meat Loaf posts) can ride that pony.
All D*ck, All Day.
Who needs p*ssy when all of the focus is on your d*ck?
Whenever I see a female, I think of the value of that b*tch!
Mierda.
When I would f*ck females before the new Human Resource Regulations were mandated upon Meat Loaf by the USA Codifications of Child Support, I would appraise the broad before ejaculation. Take me for the ride would be shouted by my fishies as they swam upstream. Calgon, Take Me Away for the 20% for 18 - 25 years.
Even my local Nicas (ie. vagobundos) don't agree with the 20% of income for 18 - 25 years and they have 0% jobs!
Look at your girlfriends; wives; lovers; prostitutes, and ask yourself, "Is she worth 20% for 18 - 25 years?" And some of you "suckers" have to pay an exit tax of 50% based upon your entire life's acquisitions.
And you call yourself "American"? And you call yourself the "Land of Equal Rights."
As I loitered, I noticed an advertisement of the "Marlboro Man." That rugged character who was seperated from the earth and from God only by his horse. He was a "Free Man" working 100% independantly. He was the citizen of England that wanted freedom in the USA, and fought for it. He was what America represented, both good and bad.
Nicaragua is the Marlboro Man.
Grand Pollo, International Sex Guide Senior Member since 04-02-04, is Inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.
For years, until I, Meat Loaf, joined iSG, Grand Pollo paved the way. It was the wisdom, experience, and truth of Grand Pollo that "opened up" Nicaragua for mongers.
Grand Pollo's experience throughout the country from border-to-border; his knowledge of brothels and crime; and his expertise in the goings on of Nicaragua has earned Grand Pollo an induction into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.
May we all aspire to reach the pinnacle of Managua Mongering and be "blessed" into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.
Sometimes those with the most power are the most quiet and Grand Pollo is one such individual. For all of the bragadocia delivered by Meat Loaf is entertaining, but the gentlemanly qualities of Grand Pollo speak volumes. Grand Pollo is truly a remarkable gentleman and despite our "playful banter," it has been a privledge learning Nicaragua from his posts dating back six (6) years.
[B]Grand Pollo is Inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.[/B]
Hay Dios Mio (ie. Oh my God,) this b*tch has dragon breath!
Fire! Burn Baby Burn! My nose hairs are scorched from the air she pertrudes called exhale. It should be called exhaust.
I f*cked the white b*tch for two (2) hours on our first f*ck. The p*ssy was good, and there were no breath issues.
She has / had more "Jungle Fever" than I. My "Jungle Fever" is so high that I've relocated to the Nicaraguan Gringo Capital for hunting. Hide your daughters, wives, girlfriends, mom, abuelas y toda porque Meat Loaf is on the prowl for Cindy Cracker.
Anyway, I gave her employment at a steep rate. When you have C$ 1,000,000 disponible money doesn't matter.
On or about Day 3, her breath was kicking my a*s like Mike Tyson! Damn, give a "N-word" a break with that stank.
The breath was so vicious that I tried to hide in the p*ssy. With nose buried in la chocha (ie. p*ssy) for air I remained. All sexual positions were doggy style as to prevent face-to-face contact.
It was bad! It is bad! Stank Breath!
I bought the b*tch a toothbrush; listerine; bubble gum; sodas; anything that's oral consumption. Still nada. No Sirve.
One morning she arose in my bed and said, "H-E-L-L-O."
That was the longest, most heart felt saludo of my life. I ran like you guys facing child support enforcement. LOL.
Kissing all of the toads in search of your princess is work!
Maybe [url]www.tlcworldwide.com[/url] is the solution?
The broad has 0% conversation; 0% initiative; and 110% stank breath. Pobrecita.
Learning from that failed, but marketing genius, Donald Trump she was ordered, "Estas Despedida" (ie. You're Fired.)
How many companies has Donald Trump taken BK? More than you have children / kids.
Stank Breath: I'm Meat Loaf so I don't need that sh*t. Another fish in the sea for you guys.
Fellas', "'Dis Pimpin'" is hard work! Stay safe and read Meat Loaf posts 'cause living this life of C$ 1,000,000 aint for you!
When "successful" girls comment with admiration, "¡Clase Turca!", you know you're the man. And put C$ 1,000,000 on top of that, y ¿que mas quiere?
Clase turca (ie. nice d*ck) is the heckle I receive from coast-to-coast. When I enter establishments it does not fail that women want to see the "real thing." Photos, kisses, and worship are delivered by the female gender upon the "Meat Loaf" member.
Palo magico (ie. the magic stick); choco plantano; bom bom chocolate; and other affectionate terms are stated by the opposite sex.
It's not uncommon for females to rest their heads in my lap, d*ck in mouth, as if they were a newborn being weened relunctantly.
As with all marketing endeavors, "customer" testimonials and referrals are the best advertisement. And for "Me Loaf," there is no shortage of publicidad.
When you're supplying enough carne (ie. meat) to feed the opposite sex, you're job is done. And remember about the 2-for-1 orgasm guarantee enforced by "Meat Loaf" too. And let's not even discuss the talent of tongue. In totality, these and any chavala don't have a chance when blessed by the presence of "Me." (Who needs the loaf when it's all about "me" anyway.)
Clase Turca: Long and Strong.
Since it's now summer in Nicaragua, post-Semana Santa, ¡hace clase calor! It's really hot, 35 / 95 daily con humidad (ie. with humidity.) Hence, banando (ie. bathing / swimming) is essential for global warning management.
Before my eyes I witness a set of firm 36C titties with small pepperonis. Another pair of "milk coolers" are bared, 36 D with big pepperonis: These titties are huge, but a little too wide. As if double vision is not enough, still another pair of tetas (ie. titties) are revealed, 36C.
Do you know your tittie sizes based upon appearance?
Do you know your panty sizes based upon appearance?
Fact: In first encounters, and at all times, women admire a man that knows his titty and panty sizes. It lets the girl(s) know that you stay / live in p*ssy, and may even purchase some baby doll (ie. lingerie) for her, if and only if she acts right!
This is what you do: You have a nice ass (ie. clase culo,) it's a size "X." You have some nice ass titties (ie. estas bien chichona.) When these compliments are delivered by "Me," the women get excited, intrigued, and wet. Shortly after such conversation is held on her body parts, she wants to get loafed. This is and has been the case for 20 years, worldwide.
Anyway, the girls had some nice titties glistening in the sun!
With 3 hoes and 0 bros present, it was my duty to get on that booty! Slowly and seductively, I removed my playera (ie. tee shirt.) Gritasos were delivered. As if a stripper derobing at Club Elite, MetroCentro, Managua, Nicaragua, Central America, my shorts fell to the floor. Heckles and excitement were expressed by the chavalas!
Being the gentleman you've grown to admire, I provided the women the option of boxer briefs or "al natural." They jumped at the all natural and removed my white Ralph Lauren Polo Boxer Briefs from my waist. Slowly the "Underoos" fell to the floor. The meat wasn't to far behind.
They grabbed the meat and led me into the pool! Being pulled by my loaf as if I were a Clydesdale is how they expressed appreciation for la turca.
Playful activities / sexual simulation was held for approximately 1-hour. Finger f*cking, cunilingus, and falatio were exchanged among the recreational participants. Adult entertainment commenced upon pool departure.
¡Clase Turca!
Being that I reside in a home with inground pool, readers can only expect more skinny dipping tales to follow!
Has the snow melted yet in North America?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Being the gentleman you've grown to admire[/QUOTE]Dia cachimba, how right you are.
Che, if you can get the upside-down exclamation points, how come you can't get the tilde? What are you going to do on December 31, wish us all a "feliz ano nuevo"?
On second thought, that might work for a lot of these guys.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Che, if you can get the upside-down exclamation points, how come you can't get the tilde? What are you going to do on December 31, wish us all a "feliz ano nuevo"?
On second thought, that might work for a lot of these guys.[/QUOTE]
I see you're going to be the one guy who forces / requires that my Spanish be technically correct.
Thank you for the challenge.
P.S. I hate having to alt + 5 digits for one simple symbol.
You are talking about ASCII codes such as Alt-168 for a tilde or an accented vowel. No no, my young friend. You can enable your keyboard to switch back and forth from an English keyboard to a Spanish keyboard. This has the added advantage of not requiring the use of the numeric keypad. Go to Control Panel, Regional and Language Options, then Languages, add Spanish, and it will put something on your task bar or tool bar (or somewhere where you can see it) and you can click back and forth from English keyboard layout to Spanish. Not only that but you can set it so that for example Excel shows five thousand two hundred pesos and fifty centavos as 5.200,50 instead of 5,200.50.
This has to be the first time I, an old dinosaur, have given technical computer advice to a much younger person. I hope you find it useful. If you do this, you will have to learn the Spanish layout, such as the tilde is obtained by hitting the key that has the colon and semi-colon. To get accented vowels you hit the bracket key and then the vowel and voilá! ¡ is shift and the plus key, ¿ is just the plus key, and shift bracket then u gives ü as in vergüenza.
Dear Meat Loaf:
What it is the meaning of "LOL" as stated in your recent post addressing me as rookie?
I see you have a good time posting messages. Lucky you. I still have to work hard for a living.
I never call myself a rookie. I take it as a complement always looking the positive side. I do have posted in the past in the Argentina forum. I paved many of the streets in Buenos Aires getting aqcuainted with the action down there. Managua is a small town compared to Buenos Aires. But yes, I am just getting to know Managua with the benefit of knowing a local gentleman down here.
By the way, if you like the Bikers Buzz bar (next to Harley Davison shop in carretera Masaya km 10 more or less), they are having a special night today Wednesday april 15. Maybe they are celebrating the tax deadline in the US. I heard the bar is going to have 3 girls dancing on top of the barra. The bar has pootencial long term to become a nice spot for a stop before the automotel in km 10 1/2. My time in Managua is ending very soon.
End
100% compliments are extended to you!
You're learning quick and running the streets as is required for success. Compliments are given, but keep some secrets for us locals. Do you want those p*ssy-a*s Gringos that flock to Cd. Panama and C.R. to ruin Nicaragua? We'll turn them into Carne Molida and send them back to the plantation (ie. USA) to work caballo (ie. 20% for 18 - 25 years.)
LOL means "lots of laughs" / joke. You know too much for a novice so I was joking if you are Nicaraguan, but recently deported from the USA. Read earlier posts concerning bi-lingual (English-Spanish) speakers in Nicaragua.
Do your homework (ie. read each every word written by Meat Loaf) and get caught-up on what [B]International Sex Guide[/B] Nicaragua Board!
I too spend much time working hard for a living / SURVIVAL.
If you want a Latina in the USA it's best if you relocate to the ghetto or agricultural fields where they SURVIVE. But the quality will produce a problem and not 100% satisfaction. Plus the guys will be "cock-blocks." Maybe you should lobby for Amnisty for everyone.
Don't get me started on Latinas in the USA: Been there and have done her since age 10.
Wow, my first piece of Latina a*s was at age 10, in parochial school, under the school bus with Srta. Garcia, my classmate. Every since, I've been hooked!
Meat Loaf moves to "declutter" the Nicaraguan message board. That is truly impressive !
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Meat Loaf moves to "declutter" the Nicaraguan message board. That is truly impressive ![/QUOTE]
You bring me so much joy, Nica Bound!
When are we going to monger together? Or you take me Matagalpa so I can attack the Braids photo you posted? Or those 3 doggy style Latinas?
It aint no fun if the amigos can't have none!
In the words of Nica Bound at our first, and only, in-person interraction:
Nica Bound: Do you have a pedicure?
Meat Loaf: Yes.
Nica Bound: Is that a French pedicure?
Meat Loaf: Yes.
Nica Bound: And you can't buy a US $30 camera to take
photos. The guys want to see photos.
Meat Loaf: US $65 at MetroCentro. I though someone would
have bought a camera for me after multiple
requests. (Laughter ensued.)
DrDewMan: I keep a manicure at all times too! (DrDewMan presents hands for viewing.)
I'll attempt to continue minimal clutterous topics!
[B]Year 2007[/B]
Fresh, and with mucho bragadochia, I entered the Managua social scene in 2007. Running the streets with my Russian commarade was the norm. (He was a hardcore motherf*cker, who moved product (ie. CAFTA) throughout the Nicaraguan streets with 100% Spanish fluency.)
So, I developed mucho popularity within weeks. How was this accomplished? I always maintained C$150 in my pocket. I had more hoes than Santa Clause!
One such chupadora (ie. d*ck sucker) asked out of curiosity, "How much do I earn in salary?" Meat Loaf replied, "Salary? B*tch, aint no gaurantees. I earn profits and commissions." Just for conversation I told her that my monthly compensation is disbursed in US T-Bills.
Ha, Ha, Ha: Do you know the denomination of US T-Bills?
Neither did she. She couldn't even phatom the concept. How could she when she sells blowj*bs, vaginal sex, and other forms of sexual interaction for US $6.50 per polvo.
Honestly, I liked the b*tch and she could have been on payroll, but was too stupid. (Most of these broads are dumb and don't realize a "gift horse" when they meet one. FACT!)
So, I offered my Russian carnal some p*ssy, but he said only if I bought some for myself. Therefore, I attempted to purchase this broad who was / is thick as Smuckers Jelly. (A little celulite never hurt nobody.)
At the cashier the b*tch ran game and jacked me for C$500. I blew-up. The b*tch claimed she did not jack me. I went off. I slapped the b*tch at the cash register; pulled out about C$5,000 in lana (ie. cash); I told the cantina that there was not going to be anyone nor any attempt at jacking me. I'm Meat Loaf!
The Russian said calm down before someone attempts to rob you of that C$5,000 I was flashing. The owner told me to leave.
Getting straight gangster, I returned at closing time with cachucha (ie. mask,) cuete (ie. gun,) and the intention of "pistol-whipping" this ladrona (ie. theif) as she was leaving for home.
Walking up to the broad as she awaited her taxi surprised her.
It is at this point I will end the story and exercise my 5th Amendment Rights.
[B]Year 2009[/B]
Bored, I returned to this establishment. Upon entrance, my name rang out. Vaguely I remembered her, but it took me about 1-hour to remember her. (With over 300 p*ssies slain my Meat Loaf since year 2007, I don't remember those that don't last.)
We shared conversation; I revealed the same story as above before her co-workers; she stated her version; and I fealt that juicy body and reminded her of the consequences if she tried to "play me." She confirmed the riesgos (ie. risks.)
I'll f*ck her again within the next couple of weeks 'cause I always did like her. At least now she knows that I aint no foolish Gringo (ie. You) she can exploit!
These motherf*ckers are straight stupid / foolish / have no idea about the "Real World."
Regardless of the employment (ie. sex employee, professional employment, domestic employment, manual labour, etcetera) opportunity, they never know their monthly expenses.
This is how a negotiation is delivered:
Employer: How much do you want to earn / get paid per month? (simple question right, it's open ended.)
Prospect: How much are you paying? (obviously, they want to exploit and don't realize that employers want to pay a little as possible, not as much as possible.)
Employer: How much do you want to earn / get paid per month?
Prospect: How much are you paying?
Employer: Dumb-ass, how much are your bills per month?
Prospect: I don't know. (they never know 'cause Nicaragua is the land of "freeloaders.)
Employer: Calculate your monthly expenses (ie. tuition for the ninos, comida, rent.)
Prospect: How much are you paying?
Employer: Obviously, I want to pay as little as possible. Stop with the dumb-a*s questions. You don't even know how much you need to live per month. (they never know. Nicaraguans are happy receiving whatever you give them (ie. regalos, mantener, arreglar.)
Prospect: They will calculate their expenses for food, rent, and tuition before your eyes and ears. Finally, they will come up with the number of C$3,000 mensual or C$2,000 semanal.
The employment duty is irrelevant.
Nicaraguans have 0% idea / clue on earning a paycheck; budgeting expenses; and approaching life beyond SURVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health.) They are reared, from birth, to be the financially supported by someone else.
This is FACT and EVERYONE knows this is the society, so what I write is accepted by everyone!
[b]local knowledge[/b]
you have to be (1) broke / pinche (ie. penny pincher,) (2) foolish, and / or (3) eager to experience violations of personal space to ride almost every bus route in managua.
all buses are former usa yellow school buses. in other countries the buses are painted pretty colors, but managua is poor so you'll see school districts, townships, and other first-hand signs of wear-and-tear. it's always fun to see where the bus came from: do you remember playing the "license plate game" when traveling the interstate system of the usa?
the bus cost c $02.5 or us $ 0.125 cents per bus. in comparison the cheapest taxi fare is c $20 or us $1.00. hence, you must be broke to sacrifice the luxury of taxi.
you must be foolish because on the bus and at the bus stops is where the crime takes place! it's not uncommon for bus passengers to get "jacked" at knife point or gun point while riding the bus. the delincuentes (ie. thieves) will exit the bus at the next stop. the other passengers are thankful thay they were not the victim. nobody will help / aide / or assist the victim! the bus driver is thankful the ladrones didn't approach him to steal his change box (ie. cash register) holding less than c $500 or us $ 25. less, for sure!
* quick story: on the route, several members of the pandilla (ie. gang) boarded the bus at various bus stops. they rode the bus appearing to be honarable passengers. when they acquired the seven (7) pandilleros, they made their move and hijacked the bus! passenger by passenger was robbed, including the bus driver. they confirep001ed the cedulas (ie. state issued indentification card) of various victims to enstill fear based upon knowledge of their home address. the pandilleros exited the bus with loot in hand. how much was the ganancia (ie. paycheck)? calculate 20 passengers each carrying at least c$ 20 and that gives you c$ 400 divdided by 7 assailants, etcetera.
this is / can be a "common" experience. *
0% of the buses have air conditioning!
very few buses play music for your distraction!
very few buses offer comfortability.
it's everyday experience to witness buses, especially at rush hour, jam packed (ie. lleno) with people leaning out of windows in search of space; leaning outside the bus (ie. like india); and riding upon one another's feet and nalgas (ie. buttocks.) how will you gaurd the possessions in your pockets (ie. bolsillos) and mochila (ie. backpack) from pic-pockets? how will you defend yourself from an armed robbery up close-and-personal, with no place to run and hide?
one must be foolish to place themselves in such an environment.
one must be eager to experience such a horrible experience in 35 / 95 degree weather, and no air conditioning.
[b]tourist knowledge[/b]
one time, i, meat loaf, xdred, and drdewman were mongering managua via foot and taxi. while on foot, drdewman asked about bus routes to various brothel locations.
are you f*cking stupid? do you want to make it back home to the usa in two (2) days? eveyone should leave the bus system alone, as visible tourists, and as an accented-spanish speaking tourists.
xdred who resides in managua for three (3) month minimums, and as a visible tourist, and with accented-spanish, and as someone who seeks out / searches for action in ghettoes chimed in faster than i, the full-time resident. "you don't want to experience the bus! besides, it only costs us $1 for most taxi rides, and less than us $5 for sure," was stated by xdred.
drdewman took our advice as should you and not ride the managua bus system. if you're taking the bus to another state / departamento (ie. granada, boaco, rivas, matalgalpa) it's okay, but within the city limits it's a "death wish!"
* i write this post 'cause i just took the bus versus spending c $20 and witnessed / experienced the above post. *
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]These motherf*ckers are straight stupid / foolish / have no idea about the "Real World."
Regardless of the employment (ie. sex employee, professional employment, domestic employment, manual labour, etcetera) opportunity, they never know their monthly expenses.[/QUOTE]
You are so right. They have no idea of monthly or weekly expenses because it’s a daily existence. Asking how much just results in a wish list at best.
How much to pay? Most are content when able to put food on the table for the children and keep them in school.
As a rule of thumb.
One child US $35 per week
Two US $50 per week
Three US $75 per week
This should be sufficient to keep the mothers who are actually providing daily care for the children in their home towns happy and off the chicas back. Now that the children are taken care of how much for her? This is where management begins. She will constantly ask for money for unexpected expenses. The Nicas in time all sound like the same broken record. Money for the sick child, mother etc. No matter how you handle it you are going to hear it. I generally give the Nica US$25 per week for her personal needs.
Nica management 101 requires you to implement a “Multa” or fine type system to be deducted from her weekly US$25 for infractions. The conditions of employment and fines must be established before employment begins. I require the chica to cook daily in the home to control expenses.
On the weekends we generally go to a club for entertainment. I allow US$30 for a night out. If she orders food and runs up the bill, the overage is deducted from her allowance on payday.
So US$75 to US$100 per week is what a gringo resident ends up paying for 24/7 pussy.
The above rates will only work for a resident who speaks Spanish and is a familiar face among the Nicas.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]These motherf*ckers are straight stupid / foolish / have no idea about the "Real World."
Regardless of the employment (ie. sex employee, professional employment, domestic employment, manual labour, etcetera) opportunity, they never know their monthly expenses.
This is how a negotiation is delivered:
Employer: How much do you want to earn / get paid per month? (simple question right, it's open ended.)
Prospect: How much are you paying? (obviously, they want to exploit and don't realize that employers want to pay a little as possible, not as much as possible.)
Employer: How much do you want to earn / get paid per month?
Prospect: How much are you paying?
Employer: Dumb-ass, how much are your bills per month?
Prospect: I don't know. (they never know 'cause Nicaragua is the land of "freeloaders.)
Employer: Calculate your monthly expenses (ie. tuition for the ninos, comida, rent.)
Prospect: How much are you paying?
Employer: Obviously, I want to pay as little as possible. Stop with the dumb-a*s questions. You don't even know how much you need to live per month. (they never know. Nicaraguans are happy receiving whatever you give them (ie. regalos, mantener, arreglar.)
Prospect: They will calculate their expenses for food, rent, and tuition before your eyes and ears. Finally, they will come up with the number of C$3,000 mensual or C$2,000 semanal.
The employment duty is irrelevant.
Nicaraguans have 0% idea / clue on earning a paycheck; budgeting expenses; and approaching life beyond SURVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health.) They are reared, from birth, to be the financially supported by someone else.
This is FACT and EVERYONE knows this is the society, so what I write is accepted by everyone![/QUOTE]Is this true for the rest of of Central and South America? An educated Colombian amigas has the same attitude: what do I want to do right now, and no real planning for tomorrow. When I try to discuss the difference in culture, she wiggles her ass and with a big smile explains "I'm Colombian". Hell , I'm envious.
When you spend more time abroad than in the US a certain cynicism will develop. The US is a police state like it or not. This is reality.
When leaving home in Managua the only items with me are cell phone, keys and the amount of cash I am planning on spending. No ID of any kind is necessary. Credit cards, drivers license and passport are left secure at home.
If assaulted you can easily replace the lost items with minimum delay and hassle.
When driving you should carry your drivers license because you will at some point be stopped by the police for DWG (Driving while Gringo). I always keep two drivers licensees. When stopped by the transit police you have two options. Pay a bribe or surrender your driver’s licensee and accept the traffic citation.
When stopped I always tell the cop to just give me the ticket. They always insist on explaining they will have to take my drivers license. I assure them this is fine with me. At this point the cop generally exhibits a smile (Game Over). I then surrender C100 and tell him to buy a soda.
I am free in Nicaragua from US bullshit.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Xdred]When you spend more time abroad than in the US a certain cynicism will develop. The US is a police state like it or not. This is reality.
When leaving home in Managua the only items with me are cell phone, keys and the amount of cash I am planning on spending. No ID of any kind is necessary. Credit cards, drivers license and passport are left secure at home.
If assaulted you can easily replace the lost items with minimum delay and hassle.
When driving you should carry your drivers license because you will at some point be stopped by the police for DWG (Driving while Gringo). I always keep two drivers licensees. When stopped by the transit police you have two options. Pay a bribe or surrender your driver’s licensee and accept the traffic citation.
When stopped I always tell the cop to just give me the ticket. They always insist on explaining they will have to take my drivers license. I assure them this is fine with me. At this point the cop generally exhibits a smile (Game Over). I then surrender C100 and tell him to buy a soda.
I am free in Nicaragua from US bullshit.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
The USA has always been a police state! For proof, look at how the country was founded- African Slavery. For proof of USA hypocracy look at the USA Constitution- "All Men are Created Equal," except Africans (ie. Black USA) who are not human beings, but 3/5 of a person. For proof, look at how they (ie. USA) treated / treats their citizens of Native American.
The USA has its citizens "tricked" / "hood winked" / "illusioned" into thinking that they (ie. USA citizens) have freedom because they have (1) employment and (2) credit / consumer debt. USA citizens think they are free 'cause they can buy things! Little do USA citizens realize that they are pawns!
* You are an absolute dumbie if you use consumer debt to live! This means that you are living beyond your means. You are being falsante (ie. phony, a fake.) *
The USA was founded and is the "World's Supermarket."
The USA needed and needs a guaranteed and cheap labor force to keep the "store" open and profitable. At first it was African Slavery for 400 years; 100 years of USA Apathied; Native American ostracization; illegal Mexican labor since the 1920s (ie. Cesar Chavez; and the "under the table" deal established between Mexico and USA governments forillegal labor); USA prison labor (ie. $0.25 cents per hour labor; 2,000,000 sitting in jails / prison; 5,000,000 on "paper" / probation / parole; for-profit prison(s); etcetera); and now they've codified USA Child Support Labor laws against their male citizenry (ie. 150 million citizens.) Japanese-American internment during WWII; Segregated USA military; Black Code laws; and other human rights violations.
The USA has always perpetuated Human Rights Violations against its citizens since Day 1, what makes anyone think it will change / does not exist / etcetera.
USA Citizens are so foolish in chasing consumerism that they don't know what / how life is. When they wake-up, they're 50 years old and scared to become an independant person and leave the "nipple." It is this mentality that makes the Gringo "Carne Blanca" for "Carne Molida."
USA wants cheap labor so they are promoting "Spanish-speaking" services (ie. press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanish); "Bilingual education"; and other promotion of Spanish within the plantation. This is done to keep those 10 million illegals and their offspring non-English speaking. If they can keep Mexicans illiterate and not fluent in English, they can keep them as cheap labor for 2 generations. Keep them out of the USA competition by language.
When you live overseas it is so easy to observe the bullsh*t and dirty practices / premises of the USA, that cynicism is an understatement!
For Fact: Not having a government issued id on your person at all times within the state of Texas is a felony! Charge: Failure to ID. Their go your rights to vote; rights to leave the USA; opportuntity to participate in society without stain; etcetera.
Driving while Black within the USA; Driving while Latino within the USA will guarantee financial exploitation by police forces and state agencies via tickets. When you are one of the above ethnicities it's a guarantee that every 1 - 3 years you get arrested. This is especially true until you reach age 35, but that doesn't matter.
They arrest the above ethnicities because that is who they police! They don't police Mr. Charlie (ie. white USA.) You get arrested every 1- 3 years so they can see / know what you are up to.
(A.) An arrest is nothing more than detainment.
(B.) Arraignment is nothing more than a process / opportunity to pay the system (ie. Bail Bondsmen) a 10% non-refundable fee based upoon an arbitrary assessment delivered by the judge.
(C.) Indictment is nothing more than the grand jury (ie. political / professional associates from within the county) allowing the financial exploitation / incarceration to proceed.
(D.) Trial (ie. bench or jury) is the only place you (ie. those that are policed, Black USA, Latino) get a voice. And the voice is either admissable or not, based upon an arbitrary assessment.
(E.) Conviction is the only thing that matters!
(F.) Until conviction takes place, the USA / State / County earned revenue from your incarceration, with everything having been moot. Typical value per inmate is US $65 - US $110 per day to the government (ie. federal, state, county) housing the inmate. This is revenue! And in some jurisdictions, their major source of revenue.
* USA prison population is 50% Black USA, 30% Latino, and 20% other (ie. Asian, white, Middle Eastern, etcetera.) *
I don't care how many times a person has been arrested. Until the conviction takes place, everything else is / was moot. I'l read the court case fro the conviction and determine the person's character.
White USA doesn't understand the legal system they support due to their lack of contact.
This excludes USA attorneys (ie. American Bar Association) whose membership is 1,000,000. 20,000 are Black; 7,000 are Puerto Rican, 5,000 are Mexican, and 960,000 are white! Only 40,000 USA lawyers are non-white, out of 1,000,000.
Police state? I agree XDred.
This is why 100% Transparency is so important. It gets more subjective when occupational licenses aer concerned.
Police State? And the Gringo (ie. Caucassian) doesn't know / realize this fact because they are not the prey although they are prey, but with less police interaction than the Black, Latino, and Asian in California.
To SURVIVE Nicaragua is nothing after you've SURVIVED the USA.
The standard mordida (ie. bite) or bribe is C$ 100 per officer. In Mexico, los tamarindos want US $20 per officer from a Gringo. I always choose el preso (ie. jail.)
Nicaragua has been extorting the populace aggressively for the past month. I assume the government is being affected by the international economy. Throughout the streets is a huge police force presence writing tickets and taking bribes. It's the strongest show of force / extortion I've witnessed in 3 years.
They are jacking everything with wheels (ie. buses, taxi, private cars, tractor trailers, horse and buggy.)
Yesterday, on that bus ride from Fenix to the house, they jacked the city bus!
[QUOTE=Xdred]You are so right. They have no idea of monthly or weekly expenses because it’s a daily existence. Asking how much just results in a wish list at best.
How much to pay? Most are content when able to put food on the table for the children and keep them in school.
As a rule of thumb.
One child US $35 per week
Two US $50 per week
Three US $75 per week
This should be sufficient to keep the mothers who are actually providing daily care for the children in their home towns happy and off the chicas back. Now that the children are taken care of how much for her? This is where management begins. She will constantly ask for money for unexpected expenses. The Nicas in time all sound like the same broken record. Money for the sick child, mother etc. No matter how you handle it you are going to hear it. I generally give the Nica US$25 per week for her personal needs.
Nica management 101 requires you to implement a “Multa” or fine type system to be deducted from her weekly US$25 for infractions. The conditions of employment and fines must be established before employment begins. I require the chica to cook daily in the home to control expenses.
On the weekends we generally go to a club for entertainment. I allow US$30 for a night out. If she orders food and runs up the bill, the overage is deducted from her allowance on payday.
So US$75 to US$100 per week is what a gringo resident ends up paying for 24/7 pussy.
The above rates will only work for a resident who speaks Spanish and is a familiar face among the Nicas.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
US $400 may sound cheap, but meeting payroll is always an obligation for the employer.
Gringos can't afford the US $400 'cause they have too much debt and a job with 2-weeks vacation! They can't afford to live in Nicaragua as detailed in Meat Loaf posts.
That US $400 is the entry fee. Now you have maintenance.
The relationship you establish with the girl with be at least 75% mentiras (ie. lies.)
What you really are doing is supporting the child of some other guy who still f*cks the mom due to child visitation. He wins when the Gringo arrives to Nicaragua.
Your existence in Nicaragua is 100% financial exploitation!
That US $400 must be readily available 'cause the girls will quit / get fired / ask for a raise / etcetera. So it's not 24/7, but a revolving door.
The best and "only" way to really win with Chicas Nicas is to become a brothel / *****house owner. You lurkers (ie. You) are scared to post, so will you place your name on the business license for the brothel?
For the same US $400 a Gringo could open a brothel / *****house and employ 3 - 5 Chicas Nicas and f*ck them weekly as required by the job. Inspect their cunts; make them shave; inject the birth control shot; etcetera. Will you place your name on the business license for the brothel?
So fellas', don't get excited at the US $400 as being a great thing 'cause it is not!
How hard is it for you to create US $400 right now within the USA? This is cash, not credit card. How many months can you / will you provide for this salary?
Celosa (ie. jealousy) will ensure that the Chica Nica will not allow you to employ anyone else other than her. So, having more than 1 Chica Nica on payroll will not be accomplished. For a people that are broke, they sure are stingy (ie. tacano) and don't want to share any of your wealth with anyone else. They want it all for themselves and will try to get it all for herself. Easiest way, USA Child Support.
To employ more than 1 Chica Nica on payroll for US $400 mensual, the employer must be a hardcore motherf*cker, like Meat Loaf.
The US $400 is the entry fee, and a whole bunch of bullsh*t will be accompanied, GUARANTEED.
Again, owning your own brothel is the only way to win due to CELOSA. Are you going to put your name on the business license.
In the words of "Chocha Monger," "have you ever wondered why some guys thrive in Latin America while others become carne molida? Those that thrive simply don't give a f*ck!"
I enjoyed spending time with Xdred. I eagerly await his return.
it doesn't matter who the girl is or what she's doing in life or whatever story she sells you. it will be you paying for her bills; her family's bills; and their f*ck ups! fact.
as they say, "los ninos no pueden comer por amor." (my children can't eat off of love. i want that money (ie. reales.)
with 50% of all chicas nicas having at least 1 child by age 19, they all have the same sales pitch- el nino.
you will be paying, guaranteed.
in nicaragua, as the extranjero, you pay! the family will ask why you are not paying; the neighbors will ask why you are not paying; everyone will attempt to "peer pressure" you into mantener. and this is before you start dating: it gets worse once the d*ck enters p*ssy.
there is never a shortage of people asking you for money!
you will go broke, real quick.
you can pay us $400 in a lump sum, not recommended 'cause they will spend it within a few days and ask for more to survive. or you can pay in bits-and-pieces, daily. this is best but too tiresome.
giving a nicaragua c$ 500 is too much money and they will spend it as if they had another c$ 500 in their cartero (ie. wallet.) they do, you.
It's all about daily SURVIVAL. They can't think beyond the day. Hell, they can't think beyond the moment!
1. Provide free breakfast. This will ensure that they arrive on time to work. Breakfast is (a) leche agria (ie. yogurt-type milk); (b) gallopinto (ie. rice-and-beans from the night before); (c) tortilla; (d) cafe, and (e) pan simple. Vale: C$ 20.
2. Provide free lunch. This will ensure they they accept the job. Lunch is C$ 30.
3. To control expenses the employer needs to hire a cook for C$ 500 semanal.
4. Provide free bus fare. This will ensure that they leave the house for work. Vale: C$ 05.00
5. Provide salary every Friday. This will ensure that they remain employeed for the entire week.
If you do not provide the above structure, you will not be able to rely upon your work force. They want to get paid daily, but that will guarantee they quit 'cause they have money-in-hand.
Nicaragua= All Carrot, And a Whole Lot of Stick.
How many people / households are you supporting?
Every 1 female = at least 3 people.
Every 1 male (ie. caballo) = at least 5 people.
I, Meat Loaf, am supporting at least 27 people, just so Meat Loaf can survive. FACT!
How many people / households are you supporting (ie. mantener) determines your worth / value to Nicaraguan society.
And although you support the above ratio, everyone else still keeps asking for the regalo, etcetera.
When you add-up the expenses it is costly!
When you include the FACT that you, the employer (ie. Gringo,) must execute the responsibilities of your labourers, it is costly! You have to take care of each and every employee, otherwise they will atrophe (ie. wither away.) You have to feed them, manage their money (ie. cash flows,) disburse contraception, etcetera.
Literaly, you're nursing adults from the cradle to the grave!
And this is required so that you (ie. the Gringo) can SURVIVE Nicaragua and not get eaten-up by the mierda (ie. sh*t.)
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]When you add-up the expenses it is costly!
When you include the FACT that you, the employer (ie. Gringo,) must execute the responsibilities of your labourers, it is costly! You have to take care of each and every employee, otherwise they will atrophe (ie. wither away.) You have to feed them, manage their money (ie. cash flows,) disburse contraception, etcetera.
Literaly, you're nursing adults from the cradle to the grave!
And this is required so that you (ie. the Gringo) can SURVIVE Nicaragua and not get eaten-up by the mierda (ie. sh*t.)[/QUOTE]
You will need minimum 4k-5k cash per month to live here. Don't be confused by our posts! I generally spend 4k per month but have to watch every penny.The mierda is deep. More is better.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf] Your existence in Nicaragua is 100% financial exploitation!
The best and "only" way to really win with Chicas Nicas is to become a brothel / *****house owner. You lurkers (ie. You) are scared to post, so will you place your name on the business license for the brothel?
For the same US $400 a Gringo could open a brothel / *****house and employ 3 - 5 Chicas Nicas and f*ck them weekly as required by the job. Inspect their cunts; make them shave; inject the birth control shot; etcetera. Will you place your name on the business license for the brothel?[/QUOTE]
All of the brothel owners are Sandinistas or closely associated. The El Fenix owner has family with former high ranking goverment positions. All owners pay whether licensed or not. A gringo trying to own a brothel in Nicaragua would be a true death wish. Indirect ownership such as owning the property thru a corporation maybe. A rental agreement with a Nica tied to revenue maybe. Reality and common sense tells me the gringo in the end would loose.
If you want to live in Nicaragua you must have ready cash in the bank in your home country or own your own business with income entirely earned outside the country.
The only investment I would personally consider would be cash purchase of my residence in Nicaragua. Decent homes (not US style) can be purchased from 40k to !00kk. There are quite a few foreigners who have purchased 200k to 400k homes in the last few years that are now shitting in their pants due to political uncertainty and the inability to sell.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Xdred]All of the brothel owners are Sandinistas or closely associated. The El Fenix owner has family with former high ranking goverment positions. All owners pay whether licensed or not. A gringo trying to own a brothel in Nicaragua would be a true death wish. Indirect ownership such as owning the property thru a corporation maybe. A rental agreement with a Nica tied to revenue maybe. Reality and common sense tells me the gringo in the end would loose.
If you want to live in Nicaragua you must have ready cash in the bank in your home country or own your own business with income entirely earned outside the country.
The only investment I would personally consider would be cash purchase of my residence in Nicaragua. Decent homes (not US style) can be purchased from 40k to !00kk. There are quite a few foreigners who have purchased 200k to 400k homes in the last few years that are now shitting in their pants due to political uncertainty and the inability to sell.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
Fellas', it's a guarantee that government officials from both sides read Meat Loaf posts!
It's also a guarantee that a Gringo (ie. white) with 50 - 60 years of age is seen as an exploiter of their women! The "hatred" runs deep against the above! The "reverse exploitation" is the norm!
Cost of construction is US $40 - 100 per square foot. The houses are 100% center / cender-block. The houses are 100% concrete.
Tambien, the only invest I would make is my private residence. I'm in the process of purchasing 50 acres to build a 10,000 square foot house for US $100,000. 100% cash-in-hand.
If it gets taken, 'o well! It's worth the risk for me 'cause I'm 34 years of age, and am a hardcore Latin Americanist.
You need security guards and someone to always live at the house to protect it from squaters. It's get intricate and foolish.
Nicaragua is a country where you live, not earn income. You need to earn your income almost 100% overseas.
If you don't have US $5,000 cash disposable for monthly living this is not for you. Go to C.R., Mexico, D.R., etcetera where mortgages exist.
Fact: They don't respect the USA, Canada yes, but not the Gringo.
Fact: Race matters in Nicaragua and those with darker skin earn more respect than others. This is a country for the oppressed. Arriba los pobres del mundo. If you're accustom to the USA white world, Nicaragua will turn you out.
Nicaragua is a beautiful country if you fit the demographic!
And still its 100% financial exploitation!
I, Meat Loaf, could open a brothel if I chose to do so. Why? I'm Meat Loaf. You are a Gringo (ie. white) and 50 - 60 years old which symbolises exploitation. Guity by Association.
How does it feel when the table are turned against you? Welcome to our world in the USA.
I Love Nicaragua and thank God everyday for finally finding a home!
And still its a lot of mierda!
while listening to brazilian funk rainha de favela i witness la patrulla roll-up. i saw the neighborhood businessman run up to the police truck with excitement and motion. i saw another tesigo (ie. witness) approach the police tambien.
i'm jamming with my doors and windows open. i closed my door and drapes as to not attract the police. (usa survival technique.)
afterwards, i appeared and asked los carnales ¿que lo paso? they informed me that the local businessman defended his property (ie. hamburger stand) from four (4) ladrones (ie. thieves.) he shot two rounds into the air to discourage the attempted robbers.
i love this shit! ¡caliente!
i told you gringos to get your handgun license and gun upon arrival to mga. and this business owner is a nicaraguan, and in my neighborhood.
ok, who is meat loaf. read meat loaf posts and you'll acknowledge that i am more successful than you! entonces, i live well and in comfortable neighborhoods!
everything ended with the police continuing their "passerby status." there is 0% help in nicaragua! it's 100% self-reliance!
you cannot survive nicaragua so go to c.r., panama, colombia, mexico, d.r.
the only other country in the hemisphere worse, more poor, than nicaragua is haiti. when was the last time you visisted haiti?
in my opinion and recommendation the business owner should have "caught a body!" put the word out on the street, news, government statistics that you / we "catch bodies" on this block the gully side!
¡viva nicaragua!
p.s. last year we caught 3 bodies in a shootout of 7 vs. 2.
When you hit the scene it is 100% financial exploitation!
You are / will / do pay for their f*ck ups! Everything that went wrong for them during their entire lives will be paid for by you.
SURVIVAL is the main concern and that concern can start as early as age 5. If you're more progressive, but not middle-class, the employment of children will begin at age 11. The average life span of a Nicaragua is 70 years. This means 60 years of no employment (ie. voludos) or menial labour (ie. manual labor.) Compare to the USA, our males (ie. white) live to age 82, while Black USA males live to age 68. (That USA oppression tires out the race. LOL.)
I'm not really sure on "Child Labour" in Nicaragua 'cause it never entered my mind, but I'm sure their is a large international organization policing this issue in Nicaragua.
With Nicaragua being 100% self-reliance, no concern is placed upon the child labour by the citizenry. That's not their concern how another parent (ie. female) rears the offspring. In contrast, the USA likes to "intimidate" parents with child welfare contact / intervention. Furthermore, USA likes for all of its citizens to be well-documented on paper.
So, on the females this is what goes on. She needs to support the househould through p*ssy sales. You give her C$ 3,000 mensual or C$ 2,000 semanal. That USA $400 goes to the house to support all of the loosers / f*ck ups / vagobundos / voludos / etcetera. You're paying for them regardless. The p*ssy is the product for finacnial (ie. cash flow) transfers.
This is the societal mentality, reality.
This is why you need to guarantee that you (ie. the Gringo) can exit this locura (ie. crazy shit.) The only way to guarantee you exit is to disburse the contraception shot. If not, she will get pregnant and take you for the 20% 18- 25 year ride; the ride of your lifetime!
Caballo (ie. You, the Gringo) will be on the plantation (ie. USA) working full-time and having "Uncle Sam" garnish your wages automatically and send to her on a bank wire. All of the above (ie. her family) will sit around the house relaxing, while you (ie. the Gringo) slave on the plantation. They will very rarely remember who you are!
They have 0% concept of money! They think money falls from the sky- its some imaginary thing. Why? They've never worked to make money; they sit around all day. Somehow they SURVIVE although nobody works. It is this lifelong experience, from birth, has validates this fact. Money appears from somewhere and they never had to do anything to get it!
If you don't have US $5,000 per month, cash to live, you can't afford this- Nicaragua. 100% financial exploitation!
Child labor (ie. pimping of their children) starts early and often! SURVIVAL or EXPLOITATION? You decide.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]When you hit the scene it is 100% financial exploitation!
Caballo (ie. You, the Gringo) will be on the plantation,[/QUOTE]
I accept the 100% financial exploitation aspect. Just please don't put me on the plantation.
Xdred
Meat Loaf:
You have to admire the Central American style of begging. They have it down to an art. When approached in the USA by a white beggar I can’t help but feel appalled. After all, seeing a toothless smelly member of the ruling class begging for quarters really screws up my American dream of streets paved with gold and street lamps decorated with candy canes. They always have some lame reason for begging like needing a meal or running out of gasoline. Come on! We know they really want the money to buy liquor or some of that good shit. They want to get high and nut in their drawers. They want to escape from reality, classic USA survival tactic.
At least Nicaraguans know how to pull your heart strings. The baby is sick/dead; Parents are sick/dead; El perro esta enfermo (the dog is sick); Someone stole their money. You get the idea. But the best artist in the soliciting genre has to be one I ran into in a Honduran city. He stood in the middle of a crowed shopping plaza. His arms were outstretched with palms facing heaven. His feet were crossed as though they were nailed to an invisible cross. He gazed towards the skies seemingly unaware of people passing by. The fierce tropical sun beat down on his face as he cried out, “Una limosna por el amor de Dios!” (Alms for the love of God!) The locals called him El Jesucristo.
As for dark skin being protection I have to agree with you. Thanks to US news media and Hollywood blacks are portrayed as impoverished violent thugs. Movie/TV roles often show cold blooded black criminals putting a cap in someone’s ass because they didn’t pay up for their drugs fast enough. Latin Americans get a good dose of these shows and buy the stereotype. When they see a moreno in the barrio they think “poor” so there is little incentive to rob him. They also think cold blooded violent killer. Therefore the delinquents give him his respect. Predators usually don’t attack if there is little prospect of gaining anything and a high probability of getting killed or maimed in the effort. This is a basic law of the jungle. Sometimes discrimination can have unintended positive consequences e.g. the black guy big dick stereotype.
Meat Loaf has warned of riding the buses in Managua. A friend of mine was robbed the other morning in a Taxi broad daylight 10:00AM at a traffic light in Managua. Luckily he was traveling with no ID or credit cards and only lost C100. The couple detailed in this story was not so lucky. They lost $US 3000.00. The danger is real. Make sure you do a "Balls Check" before boarding the plane for Nicaragua.
[url]http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/letter-of-the-week/nicaragua-horror-story_26046/[/url]
You are vulnerable when entering or leaving the country. Only take the airport taxis outside the terminal when arriving. When leaving arrange for transportation at your hotel.
You will like the pussy.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Xdred]Meat Loaf has warned of riding the buses in Managua. A friend of mine was robbed the other morning in a Taxi broad daylight 10:00AM at a traffic light in Managua. Luckily he was traveling with no ID or credit cards and only lost C100. The couple detailed in this story was not so lucky. They lost $US 3000.00. The danger is real. Make sure you do a "Balls Check" before boarding the plane for Nicaragua.
[url]http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/letter-of-the-week/nicaragua-horror-story_26046/[/url]
You are vulnerable when entering or leaving the country. Only take the airport taxis outside the terminal when arriving. When leaving arrange for transportation at your hotel.
You will like the pussy.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
Excellent post Xdred!
I have a taxi aquiantance who was "jacked" and hospitalized by three asailants.
I don't watch the television news 'cause it's too gory (ie. armed violence, mobb violence, blood-and-guts, more violence, more victims, more vehicle accidents, more robberies, etcetera.) Watching the news will make you not want to leave the house.
I know of some Christians that were car-jacked in their driveway. Their guests from Guatemala were car-jacked too!
Ciudanos will actually ask me if I've ever been a "victim" of a taxi driver "jacking" me.
If you're going to attempt MGA, purchase yourself a Cold Steel Dagger and place it in your belt buckle for action. (Perform the google search. Great product.) On close action contact stab the asailant in the dick! He'll wake up!
Even the girls carry "9/11/2001" type box cutters!
5 murders in San Juan del Sur during the Easter Celebration. Every Capitalino knows that the beach during this week is nothing but RISK! Even the crackheads pay C$90 to go visit the playa.
i've detailed that "personal security" is exactly that in nicaragua- personal. this country is not a "police state" like the usa. the police will not arrive: the starting salary for the police is us $60 per month. do you think they are going to place themselves in danger for c$50 / us $2.50 per day?
if you're going to be a tourist, you can only carry a knife. if stopped by the police you will be subject to the officer's financial requests or arrest. if arrested, you can make bail, but as a tourist you are a flight risk. higher fine is mandated.
while in "the tank" you'll rest your buttocks upon concrete. you will sleep upon concrete. you will [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url] and defacate into a hole dug into the ground, strategically placed in the far corner. you'll say what's up to the homies. no radio or television exists. if an obvious tourist (ie. skin color) you will be extorted for your personal possessions (ie. shoes, watch, belt, wallet, shirt, pants, socks, etcetera)!
you will eat beans, tortilla, agua, and a little bit of meat for your two (2) meals per day. without family to bring you your meals, you will go hungry. daily allowance for feeding inmates is us $0.50 per day!
you will be given access to telephone your country's consulate to inform them of your detainment. your consulate has no power in this situation: consulates perform political and commercial activities, not jurisprudence (ie. legal activities.) they will forward a list of local attorneys that may assist you with the criminal prosecution, of course for a fee.
if you are a resident (ie. foreign citizen with resident visa,) you can "roll strapped." fact: you will need a gun if you live in nicaragua! why? because everyone you know will know / does know that you have money, at all times. as the foreigner, you are 100% desnudo (ie. naked.) you have 0% family and 0% employment within nicaragua. all of your survival (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health) is earned overseas- outside of nicaragua. you are carne blanca (ie. the target.)
you can purchase a "dirty" gun on the street for 50% of the retail price. who will take you to purchase the cuete (ie. gun)? how many bodies are on the cuete is also unknown.
or you can purchase your arms from a gun store. obtain the proper immigration status; qualify in handgun training; satisfy the health requirements; and pay the appropriate fee.
of course, all home-country police reports, crimninal proceedings, etcetera must be furnished.
9m.m. handguns, 17 clip, manufactured in the philippines and italy are us $700.
.45 hanguns manufactured in israel are us $600.
escopeta (ie. shotgun,) pistol-grip pump, is us $400.
kevlar bullet proof vest is us $600.
importing arms without the proper licensing is arms trafficking and punishable by incarceration.
who are you going to call? do you feel secure using a philippine handgun? will the handgun explode in your hand and shoot you? hence, how many "backup" handguns will you have in case your primary "jams"? how many "clips" will you have as well? it's not uncommon, but sensible, to maintain upwards to 50 balas (ie. bullets) on one's person!
why so many? answer: when the assailants come to get paid (ie. rob you at gunpoint,) they will have at least 1-gun. (the other form is cuchillo (ie. knife) and it's a gun fight. and it's up close-and-personal. usa fbi statistics show that 90% of usa murders by handgun are / were performed within 6-feet of the assailant / victim!)
they usually operate with three (3) cholos (ie. thugs.) maximum capacity of 17 balas per gun, per assailant = 54 balas disponible (ie. available bullets) from the competition (ie. assailants / delincuente(s).) with your personal 50, you might stay alive! (the other form is cuchillo (ie. knife.)
welcome to nicaragua & stay safe especially in managua.
remember: you're licensed to carry, target shoot as required by licensing, and legally permitted to protect your person and possessions with deadly force! and you can protect your p*ssy that you're supporting; and her kids that you're supporting, and everybody else in the household that you're supporting. as the gringo, you have a lot of responsibility (ie. caballo) for their survival. but for them to survive (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health), you (ie. the gringo) must survive the environment!
you will like the pussy
[quote=meat loaf]i've detailed that "personal security" is exactly that in nicaragua- personal. this country is not a "police state" like the usa. the police will not arrive: the starting salary for the police is us $60 per month. do you think they are going to place themselves in danger for c$50 / us $2.50 per day?
if you're going to be a tourist, you can only carry a knife. if stopped by the police you will be subject to the officer's financial requests or arrest. if arrested, you can make bail, but as a tourist you are a flight risk. higher fine is mandated.
while in "the tank" you'll rest your buttocks upon concrete. you will sleep upon concrete. you will [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url] and defacate into a hole dug into the ground, strategically placed in the far corner. you'll say what's up to the homies. no radio or television exists. if an obvious tourist (ie. skin color) you will be extorted for your personal possessions (ie. shoes, watch, belt, wallet, shirt, pants, socks, etcetera)!
you will eat beans, tortilla, agua, and a little bit of meat for your two (2) meals per day. without family to bring you your meals, you will go hungry. daily allowance for feeding inmates is us $0.50 per day!
you will be given access to telephone your country's consulate to inform them of your detainment. your consulate has no power in this situation: consulates perform political and commercial activities, not jurisprudence (ie. legal activities.) they will forward a list of local attorneys that may assist you with the criminal prosecution, of course for a fee.
if you are a resident (ie. foreign citizen with resident visa,) you can "roll strapped." fact: you will need a gun if you live in nicaragua! why? because everyone you know will know / does know that you have money, at all times. as the foreigner, you are 100% desnudo (ie. naked.) you have 0% family and 0% employment within nicaragua. all of your survival (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health) is earned overseas- outside of nicaragua. you are carne blanca (ie. the target.)
you can purchase a "dirty" gun on the street for 50% of the retail price. who will take you to purchase the cuete (ie. gun)? how many bodies are on the cuete is also unknown.
or you can purchase your arms from a gun store. obtain the proper immigration status; qualify in handgun training; satisfy the health requirements; and pay the appropriate fee.
of course, all home-country police reports, crimninal proceedings, etcetera must be furnished.
9m.m. handguns, 17 clip, manufactured in the philippines and italy are us $700.
.45 hanguns manufactured in israel are us $600.
escopeta (ie. shotgun,) pistol-grip pump, is us $400.
kevlar bullet proof vest is us $600.
importing arms without the proper licensing is arms trafficking and punishable by incarceration.
who are you going to call? do you feel secure using a philippine handgun? will the handgun explode in your hand and shoot you? hence, how many "backup" handguns will you have in case your primary "jams"? how many "clips" will you have as well? it's not uncommon, but sensible, to maintain upwards to 50 balas (ie. bullets) on one's person!
why so many? answer: when the assailants come to get paid (ie. rob you at gunpoint,) they will have at least 1-gun. (the other form is cuchillo (ie. knife) and it's a gun fight. and it's up close-and-personal. usa fbi statistics show that 90% of usa murders by handgun are / were performed within 6-feet of the assailant / victim!)
they usually operate with three (3) cholos (ie. thugs.) maximum capacity of 17 balas per gun, per assailant = 54 balas disponible (ie. available bullets) from the competition (ie. assailants / delincuente(s).) with your personal 50, you might stay alive! (the other form is cuchillo (ie. knife.)
welcome to nicaragua & stay safe especially in managua.
remember: you're licensed to carry, target shoot as required by licensing, and legally permitted to protect your person and possessions with deadly force! and you can protect your p*ssy that you're supporting; and her kids that you're supporting, and everybody else in the household that you're supporting. as the gringo, you have a lot of responsibility (ie. caballo) for their survival. but for them to survive (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health), you (ie. the gringo) must survive the environment!
you will like the pussy[/quote]
meat loaf,
as a former government trained killer, i feel obligated to warn you that the average expat untrained in close-range gun-fighting techniques is highly unlikely to survive an attack by three gun and knife wielding cholos within 6 feet. if he doesn't eliminate the threat with the clip in his pistol he'll most likely be carne molida, so spare rounds aren't going to matter much. firepower is important but it wouldn't do much good if the attacker draws his weapon first and his associates get within 6 ft of your rear and flanks. the first priority should be to prevent that from happening.
usually the gunman will present his weapon to discourage the target from resisting. then the two knife men move in to control and rob the target. if the target manages to maneuver behind cover and kill the gunman his associates will flee in most cases. if they don't and press the attack using knives the intended victim had better be real damn good in order to put them down without getting sliced like churrasgo.
these two links will give you an idea of what you'll be facing:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06mh6x2ntc&feature=related[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2yjxee_x7e&feature=related[/url]
these best defense is to avoid being a target in the first place. this is survival and the average out of shape sex tourist isn't going to be able to pull this off without getting himself killed. he'd be better off using passive techniques like dummy wallets and hiding money in his crotch, etc. drop a decoy wallet stuffed with dollar bills and when they go for it run your lard ass like you've never run before. i mean seriously, these guys kill for cheap cell phones. la vida es muy barata.
one time i got myself in some shit. the taxi driver tried the classic pick up the gunman and drive the foreigner to the cane field to be robbed and/or murdered. i was sitting behind him and i saw the gun in his carnal's waistband when he tried to pick him up. i leaned forward quickly and told him in spanish that he would be smiling from his fucking throat if he didn't step on the gas. he complied without hesitation. volunteering for caballo is one thing, carne molida is another.
Too bad you don't have enough time in Managua for me to nominate you for "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
True, preventing the thread is the best technique! Within the 6-feet is too late.
In Nicaragua, nobody and I almost mean nobody, watched their back when the walk. They walk the streets totally blind from the backside. Additionally, they don't change routes, sides of the street, avoiding groups, etcetera. They should have been reared in a major USA City. Too make things worse, they walk around drunk (ie. bolo.)
In the streets, whoever draws / swings first usually wins!
Murder in Nicaragua is only 25 years! (You better be 100% transparent for the court.) The other option, send your remains to the USA, only if you paid for the airfare first. LOL: TRUE.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]These best defense is to avoid being a target in the first place. This is SURVIVAL and the average out of shape sex tourist isn't going to be able to pull this off without getting himself killed. He'd be better off using passive techniques like dummy wallets and hiding money in his crotch, etc.[/QUOTE]
Excellent advice Chocha Monger. Passive technique is always safer. Out of shape sex tourists and most for that matter should not consider carrying weapons.
Some of the most dangerous individuals I know do not carry. What these gentlemen can accoumplish in less that ten seconds must be witnessed first hand to be appreciated. Pure carne molida.
Xdred
tiny 12, out of cd. panama, asked about hiring / obtaining loyal security forces. since i can't reveal too much information for personal security measures i will provide a mordida (ie. bite.)
first thing, get in the streets. hire some deportees! they already have experience with el cuete (ie. handguns.) and they have experience with the street (ie. drugs.) and they have experience being in prison (ie. usa federal; usa state; usa for-profit; usa immigration.) they know usa crime techniques and nicaraguan crime techniques. they're educated, and do what they do!
public information allows you to view / read the court case(s) of the applicants. time in the streets allows you to evaluate their demeanor.
since the deportees are citizens of nicaragua the criminal record of the usa does not matter. it especially does not matter since the government is a usa "enemy." they'll opt for their own versus the usa. same thing for mexico and her citizens. this means that you can get your deportees (ie. soldiers) a cch (concealed carry handgun) and they can legally tote. furthermore, they will be employeed a professional security guards. (there are a few more tricks to the street game as well, but this just wets your appetite.)
provide a base salary, and free everything else!
provide weekly arms and security training!
provide a lucrative compensation plan.
depending upon who the delincuente is, his / her criminal record, their country of origin or last visa stamp, police investigation at the scene, criminal proceedings as the plaintiff (ie. placing the delincuente (ie. thug) into la pinta / el preso / la celda / el bote / prison / cana) or you (ie. the gringo) being tried (ie. put on trial; eric volz) for murder / attempted murder / aggravated assault, and media exposure (ie. if you catch headlines for "catchin' bodies" that's positive intimidation) providing various bonus payouts.
usa prison population: 50% black usa (1/9 usa black males,) 30% latino (including illegal aliens,) 20% other (ie. asian, middle eastern, native american, white.)
who are your peers?
* stop the sterotypes: who does the usa police? black usa and latino, so everyone within the community is affected; has contact; and is prey! 1/9 does not mean sh*t: what's the conviction record and case history(ies)? this is our community (ie. brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, moms, dad, abuelas, abuelos, girlfriends, wives, fathers, husbands, social commrades- our skin (ie. la raza.) la pinta is part of life, sadly- but survival ' reality. *
race card? race deck!
during security force training the soldiers will learn how to properly discharge their clip(s.) double-tap on that ass is recommended! the location of the bala (ie. bullet) also receives bonus pay. since nobody has the "right" to take a life, providing someone with thier life, but paralyzed may suffice. god does not like ugly.
you may choose to make your own ammo (ie. 250 grain, 220 grain, casings, etcetera.)
remember: you (ie. the gringo) are legally licensed, trained, and have been granted permission to protect your person, property, and p*ssy that you mantener (ie. financially support.) the delincuente is operating without license. they are the cazador (ie. hunter) and you are the presa (ie. prey.) skin color matters (ie. caucassian.)
in conclusion, how much is your life worth? do you have executive insurance? do you have life insurance? do you want to live in this environment, or only visit. remember, if visiting you have 0% weaponry (ie. gun, knife) to defend your person, property, or p*ssy.
you will need to have the attorney already on retainer for any criminal prosecutions in the protection of your person, property, and p*ssy. you also need money (ie. mantener) to support the soldier (ie. security team) if they go to the preso (ie. jail) and "ride pine" during criminal proceedings.
i can't reveal too much so....
suffice it to say that discharging balas (ie. bullets) in a professional manner, 100% transparent, in the protection of person, property, and p*ssy is allowed, and compensated with bonus payouts.
this is true of the security industry within the usa as well.
i invite you to visit nicaragua: i invite you to become an expat in nicaragua.
chocha monger asked, "have you ever wondered why some gringos thrive in latin america while others become carne molida? it's because those that thrive don't "give a fuck!"
the security industry is fun! it's a major usa economy / market in the usa representing less than 15%. similarly in nicaragua.
if you are spending us $5,000 per month as your cost-of-living (ie. dating at applebees), then you will need the above security measures / team! that is 60xs the employed labour force yearly salary / earnings. and the other 40% - 80% of people don't even have a job / employment / without peso.
I, "Me," was reared in a nuclear family in the suburbs of a major USA city. Institutional education was achieved in both public and parrochial schools for elementary, middle, and high schools; undergraduate; and graduate studies (USA; Latin America.) In pursuit of doctorate in Latin American Studies. Adolescent activities included tennis (ie. USTA,) soccer (ie. select; indoor & outdoor,) and ice hockey (ie. league and pond.) Professional endeavors (ie. international financial markets) commenced at age 13, and licensing obtainment at age 19. Latin American residency has approached 10 years. CCH licensee within the USA (ie. 17 states permitted.) Mentor of youth within the USA.
Just a little information for you guys as to understand the foundation of "Me."
You must SURVIVE according to the environment you exist.
Thank you Meat Loaf. I would like nothing better than to be inducted in the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. However, right now I'm locked into USA SURVIVAL. My querida asked me when I was going to come root her. I told her the economy wasn't looking too good and SURVIVAL took priority at the moment. She said, "Amor no soy una roca. Una mujer tiene necesidades."
I wished her the best of luck. What could I say? She had her priorities right. She had a lot of gringos volunteering for caballo while I was preoccupied with SURVIVAL. Maybe one day I will learn how to live like a Central American. Live for the moment. Live for the next nut and let the bothersome things like bills and meals sort themselves out. They call that enjoying one's youth.
Once I noticed that many girls in the village were coming down with pregnancy. I asked my friend if she wasn't worried about letting her teenage daughter roam the pueblo unsupervised due to the threat of panzona. She turned to me with a puzzled smile and asked, "Isn't that what women are for?" She then went on to explain that women existed primarily for fucking and impregnation. Therefore, she didn't see any stigma attached to teen pregnancy. She herself loss her cherry and became impregnated in her teens. The guy responsible married her. His sisters told him that his new wife was pretty and encouraged him to impregnate her again after the first child was born to prevent other men from taking her away.
The irony of the whole thing is that the multiple pregnancies left her fat. Her husband then called her a monster and started screwing everything including the maid. Eventually, they divorced and he promptly remarried a younger woman. He didn't waste any time impregnating her too.
“Meat Loaf” in various posts has discussed approaching regular girls in Nicaragua. My description of a regular girl is one that has a job and goes to work every day not selling pussy in a brothel.
You will encounter such girls working in restaurants, gas stations, retail stores and banks etc. as you go about your regular daily business. I have had absolutely no luck meeting girls on the street. Most won’t even look at you and acknowledge presence. Walking in the various malls has never produced results for me. One would think with the poverty level in Nicaragua things would be easier but this is simply not the case.
There is a saying in Nicaragua that every man has the right to eight girls. If that is the case how the hell does this gringo claim my rightful share of the pussy?
Time, familiarity, patience and some game are the obstacles that one must overcome for success. All of this requires you the “gringo” make a significant financial investment. in Nicaragua. Simply put time and money without any guarantee of success. Is it worth it? The short answer is no. Cheaper to visit the brothels or hire an employee.
It is much easier in other countries such as Colombia. At least the average girl in Colombia is curious by nature and will agree to sit down and have a drink with you. She wants to hear your pitch and what you have to offer.
For the few who want to purse the no pro action in Managua and stake claim to your share of normal pussy this is experience gained from “Meat Loaf, Drdewman, locals and others knowledgeable of the scene. First you need the basics, car, apartment or home, ready cash, Spanish speaking ability, nice clothes, some game and reside here for extended periods of time. If you want to bang any upper class nicas you must be at the same or higher class level.
You will have opportunity to get to know the local nicas and gain familiarity with time. Be patient and don’t move to quick. Get to know the chicas on a first name basis. Let them become interested in you not the other way around. Take advantage of daily opportunities when you are making purchases at regular places you visit. Your social network will build over time. Just because a girl is not to your personal liking get to know her. She has friends and introductions are what you are after. I often find it easier to meet new chicas when accompanied by a girl. Don’t ask me why maybe it helps put their guard down. I have personally been asked by regular girls “When are you going to take me out”. ‘Do you like me”?
An interesting an unexpected experience happened one evening in a bar in Belo Horizonte. I was enjoying drink and food with my chica when a 19 year old beauty sitting at the table behind us approached my girl at our table on the way back from the bathroom. My first impression was they were friends. They exchanged phone numbers and I was introduced. After arriving home I asked about her friend. She said they did not know each other and explained her brother was interested in my chick and proposed a swap. My antenna immediately went up thinking gringo robbery set-up. Over the next week I talked on the phone with the 19 year old and instructed my girl to do the same with her brother. Who knows if he was really her brother? She explained she worked in a beauty shop and had Sundays off. After several conversations she gave me the name and location of her work place. I ask if she does men’s haircuts and she said yes. The next afternoon I entered her workplace and to my surprise she was there. Got my haircut while admiring her young beautiful ass and gave her a nice tip. After several more telephone conversations between the four of us they agreed to meet us Friday night at the same place as we had first met. I was excited at the prospect of pounding this newly found meat. Waited at the agreed upon meeting time although we were thirty minutes late. They were a no show. I knew this was too good to be true. When my girl called the brother the next day he offered up some lame ass excuse they were there but we were the ones who did not show. Now thinking this still is some kind of set-up the couple was invited to a bar on Saturday night four blocks from my apartment. Two thoughts were in my mind. They must be on our home turf for safety and I was going to fuck his sister first before he fucks my girl. After three hours of drinking extra lite, me paying of course they were invited to walk with us to my apartment. The seemed reluctant at first but after about fifteen minutes agreed. The four of us entered the apartment and more rum was served. We all sat outside on the patio drinking me sitting with the 19 year old and he with my chick. When my nica went to the kitchen to get more drinks I followed and told her to get serious, rub his dick and kiss the bastard as I was ready to take the sister to the bedroom. She complied and I carried the 19 year old to the bedroom and closed the door. We began kissing and soon after clothes came off and we fucked for thirty minutes or so. This was the only girl I ever encountered sporting a full bush in Nicaragua. After we came back to the patio he fucked my girl for forty five minutes, I was expecting them to ask for taxi money but they didn’t. I have no idea what this couple was up to or the true motivation for such an encounter. My gut tells me it was financial exploitation or robbery in some manner. This was very strange considering local social behavioral customs. The only explanation my girl gave was that the girl was hoping for financial help in the future. We never talked with the couple again as my Nica refused to continue. Any thoughts from more experienced Nicaragua experts would be appreciated. Has anything like this happened to you in Nicaragua?
There is plenty of fresh pussy in Managua. You too can claim yours but you must “Survive the Environment”
Xdred
Professional endeavors (ie. International financial markets) commenced at age 13, and licensing obtainment at age 19.
You must SURVIVE according to the environment you exist.[/QUOTE]Meatloaf,
I am curious of what you think of the current global financial mess. Without going into too much detail ofcourse. Are we going to be worst or better off in the next 4 years? I. E. Unemployment, stock market, inflation.
I am all ears.
Thank you
[QUOTE=Macrino]Professional endeavors (ie. International financial markets) commenced at age 13, and licensing obtainment at age 19.
You must SURVIVE according to the environment you exist.Meatloaf,
I am curious of what you think of the current global financial mess. Without going into too much detail ofcourse. Are we going to be worst or better off in the next 4 years? I. E. Unemployment, stock market, inflation.
I am all ears.
Thank you[/QUOTE]
I don't know where the market (ie. stock) is going during the next four years.
Trading: You can make money if the market goes up or down, so the direction is irrelevant.
Loans: If you're a real business / consumer there is always a loan available. You can borrow money from "anywhere" in the world if you qualify.
I "process" more bullsh*t paper that Charmin!
Honestly, most of the paper (ie. loans) that get written are truly on bullsh*t "customers." Sole proprietorships, credit card debt, etcetera.
I'm not filthy rich- yet, but I know a few "tricks" to SURVIVE.
[QUOTE=Xdred] I have had absolutely no luck meeting girls on the street. Most won’t even look at you and acknowledge presence. Walking in the various malls has never produced results for me. One would think with the poverty level in Nicaragua things would be easier but this is simply not the case.
Time, familiarity, patience and some game are the obstacles that one must overcome for success. All of this requires you the “gringo” make a significant financial investment in Nicaragua. Simply put time and money without any guarantee of success. Is it worth it? The short answer is no.
It is much easier in other countries such as Colombia. At least the average girl in Colombia is curious by nature and will agree to sit down and have a drink with you. She wants to hear your pitch and what you have to offer.
For the few who want to pursue the no pro action in Managua and stake claim to your share of normal pussy this is experience gained from “Meat Loaf, Drdewman, locals and others knowledgeable of the scene. First you need the basics, car, apartment or home, ready cash, Spanish speaking ability, nice clothes, some game and reside here for extended periods of time. If you want to bang any upper class nicas you must be at the same or higher class level.
There is plenty of fresh pussy in Managua. You too can claim yours but you must “Survive the Environment”
Xdred[/QUOTE]
"Fresh p*ssy?" Recycled is more accurate!
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Thank you Meat Loaf. I would like nothing better than to be inducted in the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. However, right now I'm locked into USA SURVIVAL. My querida asked me when I was going to come root her. I told her the economy wasn't looking too good and SURVIVAL took priority at the moment. She said, "Amor no soy una roca. Una mujer tiene necesidades."
I wished her the best of luck. What could I say? She had her priorities right. She had a lot of gringos volunteering for caballo while I was preoccupied with SURVIVAL. Maybe one day I will learn how to live like a Central American. Live for the moment. Live for the next nut and let the bothersome things like bills and meals sort themselves out. They call that enjoying one's youth.
Once I noticed that many girls in the village were coming down with pregnancy. I asked my friend if she wasn't worried about letting her teenage daughter roam the pueblo unsupervised due to the threat of panzona. She turned to me with a puzzled smile and asked, "Isn't that what women are for?" She then went on to explain that women existed primarily for fucking and impregnation. Therefore, she didn't see any stigma attached to teen pregnancy. She herself loss her cherry and became impregnated in her teens. The guy responsible married her. His sisters told him that his new wife was pretty and encouraged him to impregnate her again after the first child was born to prevent other men from taking her away.
The irony of the whole thing is that the multiple pregnancies left her fat. Her husband then called her a monster and started screwing everything including the maid. Eventually, they divorced and he promptly remarried a younger woman. He didn't waste any time impregnating her too.[/QUOTE]
This is the mentality!
Are you a picky fella as in looking for a certain type of woman only?
If so you may want to scale down expectations and shoot for a more average girl
If not I guess I have been lucky
In my frst two days in managua I was able to get phone numbers from two women both at the metro centro
One was an 18 year old walking with her two sisters
My buddy noticed that they were looking as we walked by them
So after we finished at the store we going to we walked back the same way and there they were.
We walked over and stuck up a conversation
Sat and chatted for about an hour or so then exchanged numbers
After we left I spoke to the 18 year old on the phone a number of times
As I was only there a short time I didn't have the opportunity to hook up with her. Getting her to hang out in the day was not happening as she went to school and since she was 18 still lived with parents. No way they would let her out at night. I honestly don't know if I would have gotten ass or not if I had more time but at least the ice was broken.
BTW my buddy was able to have a good conversation with the older sister (25) and his Spanish is more limited than mine but she still gve out her number as well
The very next day my buddy nd I went to the metro centro by the bus stop outside and decided to sit and watch.
We saw two girls walking one petite fairskined one and the other was tilled thicker indian (morena).
As they were walking up to take the catwalk that passed over the street I caught the morenas eye as they went up the stairs she kept looking back. My buddy was pushing me to "run up after her she is interested " but I thought to myself bullshit.
She is just looking because its obvious I'm not from managua.
She now gets to the top of the catwalk and its clear she is tling her friend to stop she want to turn around. The friend takea quick look down at us and is like nope and keeps on walking. The morena looks back down at me. Now that it was obvious she's interested I waved to her to come back down. She said no you come up. So I said fair enough and went up, shit it was the least I could do since she allowed her friend to haul ass on her just to talk to me.
We chatted briefly exchanged names numbers. Got a tiny kiss on the cheek and was off.
Not to go into another long story but the third non pro girl I met there was a nice looking petite morena (she got dr dewmans stamp of approval when he saw her so she must be LOL)
This was the only one I had time and opportunity to take out. Nothing big either and she didn't disappoint
I got my nonpro reward at the end of the night till morning.
Loved the bush
There were also women I met and exchanged numbers with at the flea market.
Have you been to that place? PLENTY of non pro action in there. Again they may not be on the level of the chicas you see in goodtimes but many of them are decent and doable
Now that was just my experience
So that's just MY experience with ones some I encountered.
Who knows, when I return I may come up dry. And have an utterly different time.
[QUOTE=Xdred]“Meat Loaf” in various posts has discussed approaching regular girls in Nicaragua. My description of a regular girl is one that has a job and goes to work every day not selling pussy in a brothel.
You will encounter such girls working in restaurants, gas stations, retail stores and banks etc. as you go about your regular daily business. I have had absolutely no luck meeting girls on the street. Most won’t even look at you and acknowledge presence. Walking in the various malls has never produced results for me. One would think with the poverty level in Nicaragua things would be easier but this is simply not the case.
There is a saying in Nicaragua that every man has the right to eight girls. If that is the case how the hell does this gringo claim my rightful share of the pussy?
Time, familiarity, patience and some game are the obstacles that one must overcome for success. All of this requires you the “gringo” make a significant financial investment. in Nicaragua. Simply put time and money without any guarantee of success. Is it worth it? The short answer is no. Cheaper to visit the brothels or hire an employee.
It is much easier in other countries such as Colombia. At least the average girl in Colombia is curious by nature and will agree to sit down and have a drink with you. She wants to hear your pitch and what you have to offer.
For the few who want to purse the no pro action in Managua and stake claim to your share of normal pussy this is experience gained from “Meat Loaf, Drdewman, locals and others knowledgeable of the scene. First you need the basics, car, apartment or home, ready cash, Spanish speaking ability, nice clothes, some game and reside here for extended periods of time. If you want to bang any upper class nicas you must be at the same or higher class level.
You will have opportunity to get to know the local nicas and gain familiarity with time. Be patient and don’t move to quick. Get to know the chicas on a first name basis. Let them become interested in you not the other way around. Take advantage of daily opportunities when you are making purchases at regular places you visit. Your social network will build over time. Just because a girl is not to your personal liking get to know her. She has friends and introductions are what you are after. I often find it easier to meet new chicas when accompanied by a girl. Don’t ask me why maybe it helps put their guard down. I have personally been asked by regular girls “When are you going to take me out”. ‘Do you like me”?
An interesting an unexpected experience happened one evening in a bar in Belo Horizonte. I was enjoying drink and food with my chica when a 19 year old beauty sitting at the table behind us approached my girl at our table on the way back from the bathroom. My first impression was they were friends. They exchanged phone numbers and I was introduced. After arriving home I asked about her friend. She said they did not know each other and explained her brother was interested in my chick and proposed a swap. My antenna immediately went up thinking gringo robbery set-up. Over the next week I talked on the phone with the 19 year old and instructed my girl to do the same with her brother. Who knows if he was really her brother? She explained she worked in a beauty shop and had Sundays off. After several conversations she gave me the name and location of her work place. I ask if she does men’s haircuts and she said yes. The next afternoon I entered her workplace and to my surprise she was there. Got my haircut while admiring her young beautiful ass and gave her a nice tip. After several more telephone conversations between the four of us they agreed to meet us Friday night at the same place as we had first met. I was excited at the prospect of pounding this newly found meat. Waited at the agreed upon meeting time although we were thirty minutes late. They were a no show. I knew this was too good to be true. When my girl called the brother the next day he offered up some lame ass excuse they were there but we were the ones who did not show. Now thinking this still is some kind of set-up the couple was invited to a bar on Saturday night four blocks from my apartment. Two thoughts were in my mind. They must be on our home turf for safety and I was going to fuck his sister first before he fucks my girl. After three hours of drinking extra lite, me paying of course they were invited to walk with us to my apartment. The seemed reluctant at first but after about fifteen minutes agreed. The four of us entered the apartment and more rum was served. We all sat outside on the patio drinking me sitting with the 19 year old and he with my chick. When my nica went to the kitchen to get more drinks I followed and told her to get serious, rub his dick and kiss the bastard as I was ready to take the sister to the bedroom. She complied and I carried the 19 year old to the bedroom and closed the door. We began kissing and soon after clothes came off and we fucked for thirty minutes or so. This was the only girl I ever encountered sporting a full bush in Nicaragua. After we came back to the patio he fucked my girl for forty five minutes, I was expecting them to ask for taxi money but they didn’t. I have no idea what this couple was up to or the true motivation for such an encounter. My gut tells me it was financial exploitation or robbery in some manner. This was very strange considering local social behavioral customs. The only explanation my girl gave was that the girl was hoping for financial help in the future. We never talked with the couple again as my Nica refused to continue. Any thoughts from more experienced Nicaragua experts would be appreciated. Has anything like this happened to you in Nicaragua?
There is plenty of fresh pussy in Managua. You too can claim yours but you must “Survive the Environment”
Xdred[/QUOTE]Thats a wild story.
Maybe they were not looking for anything and just wanted the sex.
Or maybe the figured they couldn't get anything else from you so settled for sex. It does seem really odd but sometimes a situation is exactly what it is.
Hmm do you still keep in touch with the sister?
Was she any good?
Haha
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]"Fresh p*ssy?" ![/QUOTE]
Indeed "Recycled" is more accurate.
You have to love Nicaragua and reality.
Xdred
I don’t think this has been covered on the board before so I will share my experiences. Having spent more time in Colombia, Panama and Costa Rica than Nicaragua I do find recycling more interesting and widely practiced in MGA.
In panama or Colombia when you insult the chica and kick her out of the house “corer de la casa” in most instances like in the USA the relationship is over. The average Nicaraguan male seems to practice recycling in a different manner.
The guys generally have several nicas. Remember you have the male right to eight girls here. The girls simply get recycled or rotated on a frequent basis. When the nica starts getting lazy, not cooking, short on sex etc. she gets kicked out of the house and one of the previous girlfriends moves back in the home. This all happens the same day within a few hours or less. This of course gives the one exiting time to think and look for other opportunities which most always never exist. This also inspires competition in the others and they will all begin to jockey for position.
These nicas seem to thrive on competition. Yes I do love Nicaragua and will not settle for less than the eight to which I am rightfully due.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Xdred]These nicas seem to thrive on competition.
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Although they are "broke" by citizenship, they sure are tacana (ie. stingy.) They are not happy with receiving a solid salary, but want 100% access / control / influence over your (ie. Gringo) money.
They will compete, via "pussy access," to win you (ie. Gringo.)
Once you've gotten "hooked' and have placed her on payroll, she will become celosa (ie. jealous.) Chicas Nicas "warn" you (ie. Gringo) of their celosa by day 3 of employment.
If you're trying to have eight (8) or even three (3) Chicas Nicas, you will need superb / excellent management skills.
It's a job and requires that you qualify the "proper type" of girl. But this will never happen so the most efficient way is to open a brothel. But the Gringo will loose due to "exploitation" and "protectionism."
If you don't speak Spanish, they will not compete for you! Why? You can't communicate and that's too much work and boring for everyone.
[QUOTE=World Jockey]Are you a picky fella as in looking for a certain type of woman only?
If not I guess I have been lucky
Maybe they were not looking for anything and just wanted the sex.
Or maybe the figured they couldn't get anything else from you so settled for sex. It does seem really odd but sometimes a situation is exactly what it is.
Hmm do you still keep in touch with the sister?
Was she any good?[/QUOTE]
Picky maybe. There are lots of ugly Nicas. I prefer the morenas. The type that is pretty without all of the makeup.
Refreshing to hear about your non pro hook-up. I can only relate my experiences. You apparently have good game and are probably much younger.
Most likely their real plan just didn't work out. 19 year girls are not looking for sex with older guys without financial reward
After the encounter they did not attempt further communication. Go figure. The effort involved too much work on my end with my Nica.
The sex was a not bad. Her ass was nice!
You would like the Pussy.
Xdred
XDred has stepped-up his postings. I'm curious on his topic for today.
I like Meat Loaf for the most part recruit and build my network during daytime hours. In the evenings I’m generally balls deep in the apartment with my Nica or enjoying food and drink with same. The nightlife in MGA is lots of fun. Medellin, San Jose and Panama City have become boring for me over the years. The Bogotá scene still holds my dick interest however. My first visit was at age 22.
I am older and “Meat Loaf” has referred to me as in my “Golden Years”. Of course I do not like being refereed to in that context but at some point one must accept reality. I do not feel any different that when twenty but the outer skin has lost glimmer. This does not or will not stop me from pounding the pink stuff three or four times per day. I remember a Nica that told me I will only be able to f*ck like this for another four years. She was a certainly a pro so maybe her insight was correct.. I hope she was wrong but after the comment the chela was banged hard in the ass to prove point.
It is all about availability. If you are a sex tourist in town for a few days or a week there is no need to read further, just have fun and be careful. This is for the monger who wants pussy access without the meter attached.
My Strategy for Recruiting.
Prerequisites:
1. Speak fluent or at minimum conversational Spanish.
2. Knowledge of Latin American society and customs generally attained from living in or spending time in the region.
3. Spend time in Nicaragua sufficient to gain familiarity.
4. Be prepared to make a substantial financial investment.
5. Buy a local cell phone.
I am looking for the girl who is not from Managua and is renting a room. This is very important. The Chicas from Managua will always live with her parents and have children at home. Some have husbands or boyfriends they support. Of course they will never admit to any of this.
Many girls come to Managua from the smaller cities like Chinandega, Matagalpa, Esteli and Leon etc seeking to make what they think will be fast cash. They could not possibly work at the brothel in their home towns due to the society.. Being a prostitute anywhere in Latin America is shameful.
The parents are told they are working in a restaurant as a waitress etc. This is not to infer the parents are stupid. Some know what their daughters are doing but would never admit to it or even talk openly among family. It’s all about monetary interest as is everything and everyone in Nicaragua. To know Nicaragua is to accept this fact.
Generally the girls live in small rooms paying US $50 to $75 dollars per month for these shit holes. The chica that is alone, renting a room or living at the brothel is free to do as she wishes.
As stated earlier while most of my recruiting is done in the daytime I have also had had luck with some of the less hard core Nicas who have only been in Managua for a short time. At Fenix for example the night shift rotates quickly with a good influx from the smaller towns. Some become disillusioned and do not continue to reside in Managua. I have several small town Nicas who are happy to get on the bus, come to Managua and stay with me in my apartment with one cell call.
I have followed the methods as described in earlier “Meat Loaf” posts concerning how to obtain a Nica live in. Simply stated it works! If having a Nica at your disposal with properly issued work uniform (a towel) interests you read the “Meat Loaf” posts.
Don’t forget the “Balls Check”
Xdred
Offer employment hours of 8 a.m. until 6p.m.
You will find that the far majority of Nicas have 0% skills! Even their "homemaking" skills are poor! Since they live with so many people, they never do anything. We, North American males, have more "domestic" skills than these Chicas Nicas.
They have 0% computer skills. They have 0% sales skills. They have less than high school education. All they have is at least 1 child; an open and empty hand; and p*ssy access accompanied by celosa & mentiras.
Most can't take d*ck up to 7 times per day, so they leave and never return after Day 1! Word on the street is that I shoot 5 polvos (ie. nutts) per day, so the girls know what time it is. Plus I'm Meat Loaf. Plus this tongue is official. They want this money, but they're going to earn it.
¿Quien tiene mas reales que Meat Loaf? ¡A Nadie!
Any "dumbie" can get as many girls as they like if you pay!
I can / did / do have more employees than General Motors, but I aint bankrupt.
These girls will not remember you when the money evaporates. Sure, they'll contact you in the future for more financial exploitation.
Daytime wh*res vs. Nighttime wh*res:
The girls that work in strip clubs- nighttime- are more "hardcore." They must deal with customers that are drunk, on drugs, and up all night.
You could offer a girl "sleep over" employment from 9 p.m. - 6a.m., but what will she steal while you're sleep? Can she handle the change of atmosphere?
IMPORTANT: On Day 1, go visit the girl's house / family / children. Learn immediately how much she lies? Get her family emotionally involved in her "salary." Know how to track the b*tch down. Take a copy of her cedula. Take her to the doctor for an SIDA / AIDS test. Take her finger prints. Give her the birth control shot.
If not, you'll get played and be at her mercy (ie. female, citizen, male-female interraction.)
There are a lot more "tricks" to the game like offering recompensas (ie. rewards,) but this just wets your appetite.
You can accomplish more and better in your home-country!
I'm from the "pits" where a guy's success is determined by his clerk or cokette!
Guys will pay US $2,500 per month for "hot blonde" to work alongside him performing clerical functions. She will wear the smallest skirt, the highest heels, and toot the most yeo.
Employing a Cokette (ie. those Cd. Panama Colombian wh*res; SOHO New York; Heidi Fliess) can be the same of more.
In Nicaragua, you're cokette can be rented for US $1,000 per month, but only if you live here. Her conversation will be lame! Her skills other than beauty will be void! You will not be satisfied with the quality!
You will not be satisfied with the quality: You're chasing price and not quality! FACT.
Give me a cokette who knows how to type on a computer, and I'll be 50% happy.
Hell, if I'm employing a cokette, I want her to perform a "real job" (ie. Meat Loaf is the President of an International Financial Corporation.) Unfortunately, they never take advantage of the access they have to a career.
Never in three (3) years! (One girl did- 20 year old big tit, group sex participant. But she can't take d*ck up to 7 times per day.)
I offer all of the girls the opportunity to gain "real" employment, but they never do. Neither do the Nicaraguan males. They all want everything for nothing!
You will find better (ie. conversation, world knowledge, computer skills, education, domestic skills, etcetera) in Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, Puerto Rico, the West Indies.)
In Nicaragua, it's almost 100% lame when searching for your cokette with something of value to contribute or build upon. FACT.
In Nicaragua, you will spend more time attempting to motivate the populace than actually accomplishing your objectives.
Tony Robbins, Napolean Hill, Tom Sellers, and Tom Vu are required for Nicaragua.
They never go beyond their "comfort zone(s.)"
They are worse than you guys. (You guys need Meat Loaf more than you acknowledge or realize.)
Nicaraguan Comfort Zone:
1. Rice for every meal.
2. Beans for every meal.
3. An over-abundance of single mothers with 0% job skills / experience.
4. Residency with 3-generations of family members.
5. No employment or the aspiration of employment.
6. Find and work a caballo.
7. 1980s Pop music.
8. Littering.
9. Gossip.
10. The regalo.
Attempting to get them away from the above requires strong motivational skills.
Taxi cab robberies have increased in the last few weeks. Thugs and gang members are joining the Taxi driver ranks. The robberies generally occur in the following manner.
You enter the Taxi and the associate is posing as a passenger. You are robbed at gunpoint and warned not to make a police report.
The Taxi driver picks up an associate posing as a passenger. Again you are robbed.
A car is following your Taxi and when the route is determined the car passes. The individual then gets out of the car and negotiates a fare with your Taxi driver. Result you loose your valuables by robbery.
When possible use only drivers you know. They all have cell phones (and so should you) so call your driver to pick you up.
Carry only what you are willing to loose when traveling in an unknown Taxi. Do not be shy about declining a Taxi if you don’t like the looks of the driver or the situation just doesn’t feel right. Insist the driver take only the main routes and not pick-up other passengers.
Look for the older drivers as they may be less likely to rob you... Recently a passenger resisted a robbery attempt and sprayed mace in the attackers face. The passenger was shot with a pistol. Do not attempt to resist.
Have fun and be safe.
Xdred
Meatloaf is moving to his new home and will be back with us hopefully soon. It’s not quick or easy to provision new internet circuits in Nicaragua.
As the local economy continues to head south things just get better for the local monger.
You will like the scene.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Xdred]Taxi cab robberies have increased in the last few weeks. Thugs and gang members are joining the Taxi driver ranks. The robberies generally occur in the following manner.
You enter the Taxi and the associate is posing as a passenger. You are robbed at gunpoint and warned not to make a police report.
The Taxi driver picks up an associate posing as a passenger. Again you are robbed.
A car is following your Taxi and when the route is determined the car passes. The individual then gets out of the car and negotiates a fare with your Taxi driver. Result you loose your valuables by robbery.
When possible use only drivers you know. They all have cell phones (and so should you) so call your driver to pick you up.
Carry only what you are willing to loose when traveling in an unknown Taxi. Do not be shy about declining a Taxi if you don’t like the looks of the driver or the situation just doesn’t feel right. Insist the driver take only the main routes and not pick-up other passengers.
Look for the older drivers as they may be less likely to rob you... Recently a passenger resisted a robbery attempt and sprayed mace in the attackers face. The passenger was shot with a pistol. Do not attempt to resist.
Have fun and be safe.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
I had the experience of using a female taxi driver yesterday in Managua. She is the owner of the taxi and the driver for 12-hours. She is middle-age, morena, and has a nice personality. She drives aggressive too boot.
Meat Loaf has arrived to conquer European and North American tourists, with some Nicas sprinkled throughout.
[QUOTE=Xdred]Meatloaf is moving to his new home and will be back with us hopefully soon. It’s not quick or easy to provision new internet circuits in Nicaragua.
As the local economy continues to head south things just get better for the local monger.
You will like the scene.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
Last week I transferred my internet service (Cablenet / Estessa) from Managua to Granada. It was suppose to be an easy transfer involving 1-switch, but turned out to be something more.
(Internet service in Nicaragua can be expensive! Satellite internet is US $500 per month and depending upon your city / state of residence may be your only option. Other services are available in the area of US $250 per month. Enitel (Claro,) the telephone company, is advertising internet service, but still is unavailable for installation after 15-months. Cablenet service is US $55 per month or 768K.)
On Friday the disconnected my Managua service and telephoned that a problem existed for the Granada service. Problem? The confusion of Nicaraguan addresses.
(No "true" address exist for Nicaraguan residences / commercial. It's all based upon chisme (ie. gossip.))
Monday no service. Tuesday no service: Telephone cablenet inquiring when my service would be activated. Answer: Tomorrow at 0930. Wednesday no service: Telephone cablenet inquiring when my service would be activate. Answer: Bribe.
So they arrived in the work truck of three (3) technicians. They performed their job duties according to plan, but the somehow the Scientific Atlanta modem did not work. It has worked for three (3) years! The three (3) technicians called their superior. He arrives in a work truck of four (4.) Of course, everyone wants to contribute their IT knowledge. The supervisor telephones someone else who arrives in his work truck of one (1.) In front of my "mansion" are three (3) work trucks with eight (8) technicians. Still, to no avail, the modem doesn't work. They telephone yet another person who brings a new modem via bicycle. This new modem worked / works. Cost: US $55.
In Nicaragua, it takes a village.
(This episode of Nicaraguan residency made me remember those "Polish jokes" I would hear in the #1 Polish city outside of Warsaw.)
Meat Loaf has “survived the environment” in Managua for three years. Much as the early pioneers cleared the path for others to follow, Meat Loaf has chosen a unique path in the pursuit of dreams and aspirations, taking chances and experiencing success and failure along the way. This bread of individual had all but vanished as most are now corrupted by the comforts of urban life.
The Loaf is not an “armchair analyst” like many of us, and has an “expat veteran view” much beyond his years.
Congratulations on the move to Granada and the new casa. I look forward with anticipation to knowledge of the local scene. It’s the pussy and the local Nicas that interest me.
Xdred
The month of April is Semana Santa (ie. the weekend of Easter.) This "Holy Week" is the major holiday in Nicaragua. People pawn (ie. casa de empeno) their possessions, spend their mantener checks, and do whatever it / who takes to acquire the funds to travel to the beach.
So, the paydays are the 1st and 15th. The paycheck received by those employeed on the 1st will be entirely spent for Semana Santa. After Semana Santa passes everyone will be palmado (ie. broke.) The paycheck received by those employeed on the 15th will be entirely spent for SURVIVAL.
Therefore, what you have is an entire month where everyone is palmado!
Wait, it gets better: May 1 is the "Labour Day" or "Dia de los Trabajadores." So, those employeed will receive their paycheck the day prior to May 1. They will spend their paycheck on the above holiday and for SURVIVAL.
Again, they will be broke until at least the 15th of May, if not June 1.
Thanks to Semana Santa and el Dia de los Trabajadores the populace of Nicaragua is palmado- more than usual- for 6-weeks! It was especially easy pickings this year 'cause May 1 landed on a Friday.
I'll see you next year.
[QUOTE=Xdred]Meat Loaf has “survived the environment” in Managua for three years. Much as the early pioneers cleared the path for others to follow, Meat Loaf has chosen a unique path in the pursuit of dreams and aspirations, taking chances and experiencing success and failure along the way. This bread of individual had all but vanished as most are now corrupted by the comforts of urban life.
The Loaf is not an “armchair analyst” like many of us, and has an “expat veteran view” much beyond his years.
Congratulations on the move to Granada and the new casa. I look forward with anticipation to knowledge of the local scene. It’s the pussy and the local Nicas that interest me.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
With sensational reviews like this, I can only blush!
[QUOTE]Accept the fact that everyone and anyone is a target (ie. carne blanca) for robbery.
All colors of carne are on the nica menu as you have experienced.
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In Spanish they use blanca (ie. white) for negative connotations. In English they use black (ie. negro.) They also do the same in Spanish concerning negro, but on a social level.
Carne Blanca = Target (ie. something to sink your teeth into)
Marca Blanca = Target
Arma Blanca = Illegal weapon (ie. gun)
Agua Negra = Sewage
Every morning the day breaks at 0500 and night falls at 1830.
Everyday it is extremely hot due to the lack shade (ie. trees) and rather humid due to the largest lake in Central America (ie. Cocibolca) being located in Granada.
You need an umbrella to leave the house from 1100 - 1700 hours.
Compared to Managua, brothels excluded, Granada seems to have a lot of dark skin people. Some of them look like Indians from the British colony by their deep pigment.
Thus far I haven't seen too many fat guys (ie. Nicaraguan bellies,) but have seen many of fat females.
For those, XDred, that like his carne toasted if not burnt, it looks ready to serve.
This dark skin for males is achieved by working in the sun for SURVIVAL. A little Indigineous blood doesn't hurt either.
Communicating in Spanish may present a problem for those with no medical vocabulary, but the prices may justify you hiring a translator to assist you.
Teeth Cleaning: C$ 500 (US $25)
Extraction per tooth: C$ 300 (US $15)
Procelain Veneers per tooth: C$3,000 (US $150)
Cavities: C$ 200 (US $10)
Compare the above pricing to the USA:
Porcelain Veneers of US $750 per tooth
Teeth Cleaning of US $100
Strategy: Tell your wives that you're going to Nicaragua for some dental work (ie. root canal, dental dam, etcetera) and sneek in a visit to the brothel for some excavation.
January 2008 I purchased a 21-inch television from the Oriental Market. The products appeared to be "brand new" encased in new boxes and with that new smell and shine. The brand is Sankey.
Sankey is an Asian maker of electronics that have stood the test of time and abuse. I own Sankey fans that have worked for over two (2) years with almost 24-hour usage. I own Sankey stereo speakers which have lasted maximum capacity output since January 2008. I did blow the bass speaker out, but was amazed at how long it took to beat it up.
Well, this Sankey television broke! What part? The female. The part where you insert the cable cord. Yes, it broke! How is this even possible when a television does not get transported from room to room?
In Nicaragua, every product you purchase will break!
In Nicaragua, only champu (ie. low quality) products are sold! The population can't afford decent quality.
Option for quality: Purchase "top notch" products at USA prices and higher.
Now, I must go to one of the many television repair shops for it to get soddered.
Bullsh*t after Bullsh*t after Bullsh*t. The nonsense will always come your direction in Nicaragua. You do not need to leave your home for nonsense to entertain your day!
I've detailed how every block within Managua has a ferreteria (ie. hardware store.) Is there any question as to why? Everything breaks.
If you are granted the Pensionado Citizenship (ie. retirement citizenship for those over 45 years of age with a verifiable income of US $400 per month) you may import US $10,000 worth of furniture and fixtures duty-free. That US $10,000 in value does not go far! And you too will be at the ferreteria and television store.
P.S. Televisions in the USA last for 10 - 15 years. How is it that my television in Nicaragua broke within 16-months? This is some bullsh*t.
Now imagine what will happen to your dental work?
While sitting on my patio talking to my neighbor in Managua over a bottle of extra lite one afternoon he detailed the process of obtaining the retirement visa. I looked at his shiny new Cedula with much envy.
He detailed the many lawyers he had spoken with and prices quoted. The lawyers are all ladrónes (surprise) and wanted US $800 to $2500 for their services. This older gentleman from Florida, a fluent Spanish speaker was no fool. He decided to do it himself and to hell with their bullshit.
He completed the process in 45 days and spent US $200 on various governmental stamps and fees. The one thing I remember was the mutual laughter when he explained how he was permitted to do all the mandatory document translation and certification himself.
In addition to bringing in US $10k of personal household goods duty free you also may import one automobile for personal use and pay no import tax or duty. You are permitted to sell it after five years, again without duty and import an additional vehicle every five years.
While I may expound on many topics it’s all about the pussy.
Xderd
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]In Nicaragua, only champu (ie. low quality) products are sold! The population can't afford decent quality.
Option for quality: Purchase "top notch" products at USA prices and higher.
[/QUOTE]
Most imports including US manufactured goods sold in Nicaragua at Mercado Oriental and other such markets arrive overland from the Colon Free Zone in Panama. There is a small amount of US commercial traffic from Guatemala.
The majority of goods are from China due to price advantage. Nicaragua’s port terminals are inefficient and the most expensive in Central America. Nicaragua does not import directly from China due to capital restraints of the local distributors and retail merchants.
The country is a credit society. Distributors extend credit to the retailers. The average sale to Nicaraguan distributors from Panama is just US 50k with some orders lately even less than that.
Like “Meat Loaf” has said you must bring your infrastructure with you. I looked at a refrigerator in Metro Centro that would sell in the US or Panama for US $1100. Retail. Price in country US $2400. Of course the same item could be purchased for less in Mercado Oriental but however you look at it’s fucked up.
Bring plenty of cash if you want to live in the land of volcanoes.
The pussy is good. You too will like it.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Xdred]
Like “Meat Loaf” has said you must bring your infrastructure with you. I looked at a refrigerator in Metro Centro that would sell in the US or Panama for US $1100. Retail. Price in country US $2400. Of course the same item could be purchased for less in Mercado Oriental but however you look at it’s fucked up.
Bring plenty of cash if you want to live in the land of volcanoes.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
Don't purchase anything other than C$ 150.
Rent fully-furnished for US $600 - US $1,500. (1 bedroom / studio - 4 bedroom with pool and driveway)
Locations for fully-furnished rentals (ie. houses with pools and garages):
Las Colinas, Managua. (car required)
Santo Domingo, Managua. (car required)
Bolonia, Managua.
Cd. Granada, Granada.
That's it! There are truly only about four (4) neighborhoods to live with USA-style ambiance.
Renting fully-furnished requires 2-month security deposit and 1-month rent. Cost of entry may approach US $4,000.
Furniture Prices: (USA-quality)
Sectional Sofa US $2,000 (Siman department chain)
Refrigerator US $600 (Atlas brand)
Air Conditioner (AutoNica; window unit / single-room) US $500
Computer US $1,000 + (decent quality)
Stove US $600 (Atlas brand; four burners, broiler, oven)
Hot Water Heater US $0.00 (I don't know)
Hot Water Converter for Shower Head US $30 (Oriental Market)
Mattress US $200 (Olympia brand; queen size)
As you can see, the price of infrastructure will easily approach US $10,000. And this assumes you are furnishing a two (2) bedroom residence.
If you want to impress those with less than you (ie. Chicas Nicas); making it super-easy to get p*ssy 'cause they want you to mantener; then you will need to spend some money for the glory!
Think of it like this: Everything you've done and built in the USA must be replicated in Nicaragua. The difference is: You don't work in Nicaragua and will not be able to make money in Nicaragua like you have / do in the USA.
Nicaragua is 100% expense! But the glory is GREAT.
"You'd fuck her."
[QUOTE=Rent fully-furnished for US $600 - US $1,500. (1 bedroom / studio - 4 bedroom with pool and driveway) Renting fully-furnished requires 2-month security deposit and 1-month rent. Cost of entry may approach US $4,000."[/QUOTE]
The nicer places require 1 year contracts. The landloards can be very reluctant to rent to a foreigner not working in Nicaragua or anyone who hasen't been there for quite some time. They could care less even when you show proof of foreign income or provide bank statements with deposits over US 100k. It's all bullshit, all the time but the pussy is good.
Xdred
[quote=xdred]the nicer places require 1 year contracts. the landloards can be very reluctant to rent to a foreigner not working in nicaragua or anyone who hasen't been there for quite some time. they could care less even when you show proof of foreign income or provide bank statements with deposits over us 100k. it's all bullshit, all the time but the pussy is good.
xdred[/quote]
also, they will practically move-in with the tenant via management supervision (ie. maid, maintenance, house cleaning, etcetera.)
it's a lot easier and better in cd. panama, costa rica, acapulco, cd. mexico.
nicaragua rental is similar to santo domingo, dominican republic.
it's best to travel the world under a corporate umbrella 'cause it gives you credibility. traveling under your personal name creates too many questions (ie. criminal, narcotraficante, pedafile, fugitive, etcetera.) they always think the worse 'cause one must to survive the environment.
remember: you spend in one month for rent (ie. us $1,000) what the average employeed nicaraguan earns all year! and the other 40% - 80% are unemployeed. so, you the foreigner are spending 12x everyone already.
who are your peers when you pay us $1,000 per month? the same people earning us $1,000 per year! fact! unless, you live in residencial (ie. subdivision.) you're neighbors will be nicaraguans who have their network (ie. family and friends) already built so who will you talk to? them: they want to spend your money just like the poor (ie. everyone in nicaragua.)
the only difference between paying us $200 per month and us $1,000 per month is usa ammenities and glamour from nicaraguans 'cause they've never seen a house that costs us $1,000 per month. they pay us $100 per month in rent and live with at least four (4) other people of which three are adults.
i just took a dip in my pool and the water was / is super-warm. afterwards, i showered in the garden that lines the pool.
Yesterday in Venezuela a new law was passed mandidating the nationalization of oil-field related companies. Remember, the oil industry (ie. drilling and marketing) is government owned in Venezuela just like Mexico.
Venezuela has nationalized Santader Bank (ie. Bank of Venezula).
Venezuela has nationalized Comex (ie. concrete.)
I forget all of the other industries that have been nationalized in Venezuela since 2007, but it is a lot.
Nicaragua and Venezuela are political friends and allies!
In the 1970s, Nicaragua nationalized industries too and those cases (ie. 300) are being heard in the Hague.
Question: If your role model / mentor is nationalizing industries, when will the protege / student follow suit?
It is this question that creates a lack of confidence for everything in Nicaragua.
Then again, the USA is nationalizing auto manufacturing, banking, mortgages, etcetera.
Meat Loaf,
Capitalism never really worked for Nicaragua.
Chavez is pissed off and threading to nationalize Schlumbuger and Halliburton operations. The two companies just pulled all expat workers out of the country. Petróleos the Venezuela national oil company has not paid the companies in over six months for services rendered.
A friend working in the oil patch in Lake Maracaibo told me chicken, beef and sugar are in very short supply and not readily available at any price in either Caracas or Lake Maracaibo. Chavez continues to sell oil to his political buddies at half market while his people are hungry.
And Chavez is promising to make up the budget deficit and save Nicaragua due to aid being cut by US and the EU?
The economic situation in Nicaragua will continue to deteriorate as they have no way to meet the national budget. I would expect major cuts in government services and spending in the second half of the year.
Pussy at US $7.50 per polvo. How about US $3.25 per polvo?
You have to love this stuff as it just gets better for the expat.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf,
Capitalism never really worked for Nicaragua.[/QUOTE]
So who was better for Nicaragua Samosa or Ortega? What has ever worked for Nicaragua?
Just curious
Xdred
to Granada ?!?
Say it ain't so ! The "Meat Loaf in Managua" forum is going to have to be renamed as The Man has joined the throngs of tourists at Kathy's Waffle House ! Just how many times can one take Las Isletas tours anyway ? Is the corner of plaza next to Ahlambra really the only place to p4p in the old capitol city ? Tell us, ML, don't tease us !
Can Meat Loaf Does Matagalpa be up next ?
[quote=xdred]so who was better for nicaragua samosa or ortega? what has ever worked for nicaragua?
just curious
xdred[/quote]
that is a tough question to answer given all of the external forces that were at work in the country over its history. the country never really had a chance to make any economic model function. from william walker as president to the days of being a pawn in the cold war, there was always something not quite right in nicaragua. if you look at neighboring honduras you can also say that capitalism has done little to improve the lot of the average citizen. capitalism allows market monopoly and indiscriminate exploitation of natural resources in the absence of strong regulatory structures. nicaragua and honduras have neither. what you're seeing in those countries is the dark side of capitalism unfettered in an environment where bribes are a regular part of doing business. basically, a business entity can do as it pleases given that it has enough money and gives the propina (tamal, mordida, almuerzo) to the right people. i'm sure you know about the banana oligarchs and the maquiladoras so i'm not going to expound on that.
i'm not saying that the leftists or dictators were any better for the country. all i'm saying is that capitalism failed to deliver on its promises to the majority of the country's inhabitants. meat loaf's posts give part of the answer to why this is so. also, the us is not immune to the negative side effects of capitalism and corruption but at least the sec and antitrust laws act as speed bumps on the mad ride towards disaster.
Keep it up fellas'! I like it when you guys post so keep writing. After all, you guys paid US $20 for Senior Membership while I was given it for free.
Thanks Jackson
[quote=chocha monger]that is a tough question to answer given all of the external forces that were at work in the country over its history. the country never really had a chance to make any economic model function. from william walker as president to the days of being a pawn in the cold war, there was always something not quite right in nicaragua. if you look at neighboring honduras you can also say that capitalism has done little to improve the lot of the average citizen. capitalism allows market monopoly and indiscriminate exploitation of natural resources in the absence of strong regulatory structures. nicaragua and honduras have neither. what you're seeing in those countries is the dark side of capitalism unfettered in an environment where bribes are a regular part of doing business. basically, a business entity can do as it pleases given that it has enough money and gives the propina (tamal, mordida, almuerzo) to the right people. i'm sure you know about the banana oligarchs and the maquiladoras so i'm not going to expound on that.
i'm not saying that the leftists or dictators were any better for the country. all i'm saying is that capitalism failed to deliver on its promises to the majority of the country's inhabitants. meat loaf's posts give part of the answer to why this is so. also, the us is not immune to the negative side effects of capitalism and corruption but at least the sec and antitrust laws act as speed bumps on the mad ride towards disaster.[/quote]
somebody has to loose in life for someone to win! and some choose to handicap the competition or playing field as to "guarantee" their victory.
i'm black usa so i know about loosing while you guys win / won. the game changed a little (ie. black usa was allowed access) in 1964 helping end the loosing streak started in 1492.
of course, a dictator ruling for two (2) generations is bad regardless of country!
nicaragua is a country, but they have the same mentality as other ghetto residents. pick any usa ghetto and it could be exchanged with nicaragua. the citizens are mentaly defeated. and they continue to f*ck themselves up by their actions / lack of action (ie. read meat loaf posts.)
listen, nicaragua has lots of social opportunities for the foreigner. the community is so small and the cost of entry so low that anyone with moderate home-country success can play.
you can play usa through the embassy and its fun!
you can play assemblea nacional.
you can play state (ie. departamento) and it's beneficial.
you can play foreign consulates.
when i say play i am referring to being an active member in the goings-on of that country. in nicaragua, you can personally meet the ambassadors and other leaders of society. how? the mordida or investment. their is little competition.
of course, you can accomplish the same in your home country.
you can / do / will / may die over politics in nicaragua!
political assasinations do / have / will occur in nicaragua! and i'm talking about year 2009.
nicaragua is not a country to play politics unless you're ready and willing to die for your team (ie. party affiliation.) this is the country's history!
during the managua mayoral elections they (ie. the opposing team) tried to "take out" montelegre's (ie. plc1 party leader) wife with sticks, bricks, and stones. her face was f*cked up.
politics is not an easy game like post-1964 usa. think of nicaraguan politics like the usa civil war or usa civil rights movement and the violence perpetrated against the opposing team (ie. black usa.) this violence is the violence that is exchanged among the differing teams in nicaragua. mobb action.
if you want to do social good (ie. irs 501c) in nicaragua, it's available.
if you want to do business (ie. exploit human and natural resources), it's available.
if you want to "holy roll," it's available.
everything is available in nicaragua for the foreigner, but you must bring lots of cash-in-hand, courage, a lot of tolerance and patience, and maybe you will last your first 6-month to 1-year! if you can make it 5-years, nicaragua will be your paradise with all of the p*ssy, glamour, and power you accept!
i, a foreigner, do not engage in nicaraguan politics or its discussion 'cause that's a loosing proposition that may result in death! i live here! those that dabble in politics as foreigners are riding their country's flag and don't count as expats or tourists. they are more of soldiers (ie. political army.) remember, 50,000 died in the 1970 war and 500,000 were homeless: these people (ie. the citizens) were actively involved in gaining freedom from the dictator. it's not like the usa where we fight a war annually in somebody's country, not usa, with a volunteer army of 2,000,000. honestly, usa wars only affect those in the military and their families. same thing with the prison system. and usa wars are always about somebody else's problem since these wars are never fought on usa soil. of course 09/11/2001 is a little different, but i will not open-up that can of worms.
in nicaragua, politics is a first-hand experience and not more "arm chair" analysis or "monday quarterbacking."
for fact, i was watching sean hannity on fox news and he called ortega a dictator. the other panelists (ie. gerald rivera) agreed. they were ranting about obama sitting alongside ortega in trinidad. already they are on some bullsh*t with such erroneous statments, on purpose. nicaragua has a democratic, freely elected government! this purposeful ignorance / sterotyping is what must be overcome, for no good reason, by nicaragua: just another way to help ensure a looser based upon a "superiority complex."
granted, sean hannity is too much to stomach, so i'll stick to lou dobbs.
So I observed the Managua mayoral elections and was impressed!
The citizens place their thumb print on the ballots. The ink used on the thumb stains the digget for up to seven days. Everyone that voted is known simply by the stain on their finger for up to 1-week.
I immediately asked if in the history of Nicaragua if the opposing party or any party every chopped off or mutilated participants in voting. They stated no. The citizenry I asked stated no.
I had visions of African politics when saw those stained thumbs. Do you understand what I'm writing?
Voter's Rights.
Nicaragua does not try to exclude their citizens from the ballot box! Nicaragua does not have laws up the a*s to disenfranchise its citizens. Not after the dicatator. Nicaragua allows their citizens to participate.
Compare this to the USA where voting rights have always been a fight / war / battle. Voting Rights Act (1965); Women Rgiht to Vote (1920); Land Owners Exclusive Right to Vote (George Washington.) The USA does not want their citizens to vote! The USA wants / encourages / and designs its system to exclude. No voice = No representation.
The 1,000,000 Black USA males with felony convictions can't vote! And they represent 1/15 of the Black USA male population. Latinos with felony convictions can't vote. Tough on Crime? Permanent Under-Class with no voice nor representation!
USA Senate: 100 members of which 1 is Black (ie. Burris from Illinois.) He's the third in history I believe and all have been since 1980 and from Illinois.
I tell you, to SURVIVE the USA one must be extremely prepared and intelligent for the traps (ie. trampas.)
Everyone, people that are "loosers" voted and with pride! It was amazing! And this was for the mayoral elections.
I can say this, for a people that don't work and try not to work, they sure do participate in the voting process.
Of course, the USA claimed election fraud and began withholding economic aid. Where's the election fraud in the 2008 Minnesota senatoral race? Where was the election fraud in the USA presidential race of 2000?
Again, I don't discuss politics on the this forumn, just how to score with the wh*res!
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]to Granada ?!?
Say it ain't so ! The "Meat Loaf in Managua" forum is going to have to be renamed as The Man has joined the throngs of tourists at Kathy's Waffle House ! Just how many times can one take Las Isletas tours anyway ? Is the corner of plaza next to Ahlambra really the only place to p4p in the old capitol city ? Tell us, ML, don't tease us !
Can Meat Loaf Does Matagalpa be up next ?[/QUOTE]
Ok ML, agreed F*ck the Noise. This is the ISG so we all know why we’re here. We realize you have only been in Granada for a week; however we’re not talking to a sex tourist. You gather information quickly and walk the streets as a local.
We know you are not hanging out at Kathy's Waffle House. By now you know where at least where 75% of the action is if not more.. Are there brothels, reservadas etc? What are the prices compared to Managua? How corrupted are the nicas by all the tourists? Let’s talk turkey.
Xdred
[QUOTE=Xdred]Ok ML, agreed F*ck the Noise. This is the ISG so we all know why we’re here. We realize you have only been in Granada for a week; however we’re not talking to a sex tourist. You gather information quickly and walk the streets as a local.
We know you are not hanging out at Kathy's Waffle House. By now you know where at least where 75% of the action is if not more.. Are there brothels, reservadas etc? What are the prices compared to Managua? How corrupted are the nicas by all the tourists? Let’s talk turkey.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
There are three (3) brothels located in Granada!
After I spend some time there, I will disclose the locations.
[B]Street Hooker Capital[/B]
The game in Managua is street hooker / casino-style.
The girls walk the street, making eye contact and conversation with the obvious tourist, from the Parque Central para el Lago Cocibolca.
The price of street hookers is quoted in US Dollars and is US $30 for the girl plus you need a place to lay pipe. Therefore, the tourist will rent a hotel room away from his wife for US $30.
XDred, I hope this wets your appetite.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]There are three (3) brothels located in Granada!
After I spend some time there, I will disclose the locations.
[B]Street Hooker Capital[/B]
The game in Managua is street hooker / casino-style.
The girls walk the street, making eye contact and conversation with the obvious tourist, from the Parque Central para el Lago Cocibolca.
The price of street hookers is quoted in US Dollars and is US $30 for the girl plus you need a place to lay pipe. Therefore, the tourist will rent a hotel room away from his wife for US $30.
XDred, I hope this wets your appetite.[/QUOTE]
As always “Meat Loaf” delivers the goods.. No need for locations or names of the local Brothels. C$600 for the independents understood. Prices’ being quoted in US dollars says it all.
How much are the locals paying in the Brothels?
Xdred
La senora chela said it all, "Clase Administradora." (She was about 45 - 55 years of age, nice white Latin meat, and pretty red toe nails.) You'd fuck her!
I made the journey (ie. 40 km) to Mangua for shopping! I need to update my wardrobe for the "European / North American White Girl Attack."
I moved to Latin America for a few things / reasons and one is- My Own Clothing Line (ie. tailored clothing with my name on the tag.) Sasteria (ie. tailor.)
First of all, I can never find my shoe size in Latin America unless I pay USA prices of US $100 and above. I wear a size 10.5. This is grande in Latin America.
Second of all, I don't like wearing underwear (ie. calzon) with some other guys name on my d*ck! My underwear should say my name or at least Meat Loaf. Don't you agree? Do you enjoy having somebody else's name on your d*ck?
Third of all, everyone shops at the same store and looks like everyone else.
Fourth, I don't wear pants. I only wear shorts and this includes business meetings! I operate under my guideline / rules. I'm not in Latin America to work, but to live according to my terms!
I'm from a cold a*s USA climate and pants are for SURVIVAL.
So, when I entered Carrion to visit the men's department I noticed that the women's department cashier had una fila larga! The line was so long, with only 1 cashier, that it resembled the Macy's Day Parade! The senora chela fled the line to approach a different cashier. While making the track she stated, "Clase Administradora." I chimed in by saying, "Ellos no quieren la lana." She turned around and smiled. I blew her a kiss!
I enjoy f*cking "vets." What's up with these Senoras Nicas not f*cking young guys? I f*ck a slew of Mexican Senoras. I f*ck a slew of USA Middle-Aged Women. In Nicaragua, all you f*ck is 18 - 32. Que Horror!
After we departed ways with no p*ssy or contact information being given by her, I chose a pair of suede loafers and a nice linen shirt. I too approached the cashier, but on a different floor and department. The total was acceptable. I handed the clerk those pink bills (ie. C $500.) She processed the transaction and my change came to C $270. She asked if I had exact change. I replied, "No." She stated that she did not have change.
When situations like this occur I must refrain from what is called, "N*ggerish."
This is when you blow-up, snap, and open a can of whoop ass upon the opposing party. I took a deep breath! I looked around. I took another deep breath and told her give me my money back. Before she handed my money to me I said, " Ustedes no quieren la feria. Son babosos. Y son una cadena internacional con tres niveles en la plaza, bastante seguridades con armas y no cambio. Que farsante y chafa son ustedes."
I took my lana and walked out!
Latin Americans don't want no money! They come to the party unprepared.
Follow Xdred's lead and make it even harder for them to get your money.
The same thing happened at Radio Shack for change of C$ 150.
This episode ar Carrion reconfirmed my intention and need to only wear tailored / designed clothing!
Even the leaders of industry are farsante (ie. phonies.)
The (ie. Carrion) had the security guard following me around the underwear section and when it came for them to get paid (ie. attempt to make a profit) they didn't have C $270 change.
¡Puta!
That is a nice story but why did you waste time on clothing when you could have fucked the señora chela que para mi es la señora cheta? But I thought about what you said about not having some other guy's name on your underwear and it makes a lot of sense to me. I'm too "codo" to buy tailored clothes so I am going to change my name to Hanes instead. I walk out of stores at least twice a week "por falta de cambio." No hay monedas. Fuera de servicio. Bienvenidos al mundo hispanohablante.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]That is a nice story but why did you waste time on clothing when you could have fucked the señora chela que para mi es la señora cheta? But I thought about what you said about not having some other guy's name on your underwear and it makes a lot of sense to me. I'm too "codo" to buy tailored clothes so I am going to change my name to Hanes instead. I walk out of stores at least twice a week "por falta de cambio." No hay monedas. Fuera de servicio. Bienvenidos al mundo hispanohablante.[/QUOTE]
Dickhead,
When they charge US $21 for three (3) pair of tube socks at Carrion.
When they charge US $8 for one (1) pair of boxer briefs at Carrion.
When they cannot make change of US $12 at Carrion.
It is a this juncture when one must provide for themselves in the SURVIVAL arena (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health).
If I could live in a palace as you showed me, I'll be a semi-happy camper.
And if you can't get change in Argentina- the "high society of Latin American Countries- you know it's bad all the way to the Rio Bravo / Rio Grande River, Texas.
[quote=xdred]we realize you have only been in granada for a week; however we’re not talking to a sex tourist. you gather information quickly and walk the streets as a local.
we know you are not hanging out at kathy's waffle house. by now you know where at least where 75% of the action is if not more. how corrupted are the nicas by all the tourists? let’s talk turkey.
xdred[/quote]
i started the morning hanging out with a neighbor who befriended me on day 1. of course since this is a tourist town everyone is friendly as they seek mantener. they know you are only visiting for a few days, weeks, or months. for me with three (3) years of managua residency they consider me nicaraguan and a permanent member of society, but in a new city.
from everyone in granada i receive compliments on my spanish speaking ability. this is because they are accustom to gringos talking limited spanish. it sounds funny when i hear them talk: i wonder how i sound when i talk? hopefully, not like you (ie. a gringo). lol.
so, my neighbor and i shared conversation of two (2) liters of tona. i met the family. i watched the pit bull dogs play.
in granada, the popular dog to have is a pit bull. every guy wants / owns a pit bull if they own a dog at all. the dogs are more for show than fighting, i hope. (i do not like watching dogs fight since that is animal cruelty. i had an aquaintance in texas who liked having his dogs fight. the problem is this guy could not fight himself. and if he did fight is was against his female wives and girlfriends. i was glad when he did a 3-year stretch in tdc (texas department of corrections.) how is michael vick's doing on the federal case, and the state case?)
meat loaf you know too much and are too cultured: accolades to me.
my neighbor gave me the "411" on the granada real estate scene since he's native.
later yesterday, i hung out with some other neighbors who appear to have a cantina in their living room. bootleggers!
they introduced me to some nice ass looking for some nice meat and mantener. i'll sign that receipt 'cause i met her last week with some pretty sandles, red toe nails, and chela skin. she'll get loafed! and from all of the sexual conversation / bromas / playto, she's ready to pop!
there was another young, chela, tight ass walking the street that caught my attention. her shorts were so short that daisy duke would feel naked. you know the shorts are too short when you see the crease of her a*s! i hope she's 18.
in granada, if you live here as a foreigner there is plenty of a*s to bang! and the girls respond when you talk to them on the street so that's a plus.
obviously, having spanish skills above the gringo is required.
p.s. you want people to think of you as a local (ie. their peer) and not as a foreigner / tourist. if you can enstill this confidence and banter then you can get all of the local vicho (ie. p*ssy) that you can mantener. i can already see that i will be successful in the local scene. more successful than managua and that's saying something!
[quote=meat loaf]i started the morning hanging out with a neighbor who befriended me on day 1. of course since this is a tourist town everyone is friendly as they seek mantener. they know you are only visiting for a few days, weeks, or months. for me with three (3) years of managua residency they consider me nicaraguan and a permanent member of society, but in a new city.
from everyone in granada i receive compliments on my spanish speaking ability. this is because they are accustom to gringos talking limited spanish. it sounds funny when i hear them talk: i wonder how i sound when i talk? hopefully, not like you (ie. a gringo). lol.
so, my neighbor and i shared conversation of two (2) liters of tona. i met the family. i watched the pit bull dogs play.
in granada, the popular dog to have is a pit bull. every guy wants / owns a pit bull if they own a dog at all. the dogs are more for show than fighting, i hope. (i do not like watching dogs fight since that is animal cruelty. i had an aquaintance in texas who liked having his dogs fight. the problem is this guy could not fight himself. and if he did fight is was against his female wives and girlfriends. i was glad when he did a 3-year stretch in tdc (texas department of corrections.) how is michael vick's doing on the federal case, and the state case?)
meat loaf you know too much and are too cultured: accolades to me.
my neighbor gave me the "411" on the granada real estate scene since he's native.
later yesterday, i hung out with some other neighbors who appear to have a cantina in their living room. bootleggers!
they introduced me to some nice ass looking for some nice meat and mantener. i'll sign that receipt 'cause i met her last week with some pretty sandles, red toe nails, and chela skin. she'll get loafed! and from all of the sexual conversation / bromas / playto, she's ready to pop!
there was another young, chela, tight ass walking the street that caught my attention. her shorts were so short that daisy duke would feel naked. you know the shorts are too short when you see the crease of her a*s! i hope she's 18.
in granada, if you live here as a foreigner there is plenty of a*s to bang! and the girls respond when you talk to them on the street so that's a plus.
obviously, having spanish skills above the gringo is required.
p.s. you want people to think of you as a local (ie. their peer) and not as a foreigner / tourist. if you can enstill this confidence and banter then you can get all of the local vicho (ie. p*ssy) that you can mantener. i can already see that i will be successful in the local scene. more successful than managua and that's saying something![/quote]
ok now my appetite is wet. pty for a couple of days and on to kathy's waffle house.
xdred
You guys know that I'm a salesman, correct? I sold you and now you can't live one day without reading Meat Loaf posts, correct? A.B.C. (ie. Always Be Closing.) Glenn Gary Glenn Ross. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3C2l7o-6qg[/URL]
I like cities that are daytime!
I like spitting game on the street / subway / bus / traffic light / stores / any place where there is traffic. As in profession, I solicit.
In the big cities of Chicago, New York, Monterrey, Cd. Mexico, Cd. Panama, Cali, and Granada, I attempt to obtain five (5) phone numbers of females to potentially f*ck! As I tell them, "we can't f*ck on the phone so I need your address too."
In Granada a male can talk to females all day long via the street. Visit the mercado and "spit game." A male, Meat Loaf, can acquire 5 numbers per day with 3 addresses in Granada. Can you? Only effort will reveal the results.
Granada is a city, unlike Managua, where you can build / recruit on the street!
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Meat Loaf says " P.S. Kathy's Waffle House is always packed. "
Order me a # 19 and look over your left shoulder, I'm there.[/QUOTE]
Don Nica Bound,
Me invita un desayuno.
I have been asked by a senior member to revel a bit about myself. This was about a year ago. My initial thoughts were to remain private because that is the kind of person I am.
Does traveling the world fu*king w*ores while making three times the money of the domestic work force interest you? Would you enjoy working six to seven months per year with plenty of time and cash in between? Would you like to become an expat working in foreign lands on a permanent basis? I will offer veteran insight into obtaining your first international assignment. Now I know 99% will never actually put in the effort and take the necessary steps to achieve this goal.
We know there are many lurkers in our mist. You never post, but choose to sneak read this forum while at work, sitting in pathetic cubicles, bored to death or on your sofas, evenings in the north. You have unrealized international aspirations and dreams.
I am not a career counselor or in a position to offer you a job whatsoever.
It is difficult to make the career change and join the international ranks. The international worker must be at least twice as qualified as his domestic counterpart.. Slackers are not allowed. Forget the word Resume as this is a dead giveaway you know nothing and cannot "Survive the Enviroment". Welcome to the world of the CV (Curriculum Vitael) You will have a difficult time landing an international gig as a domestic worker. The companies won’t hire you because you don’t have many years of proven international experience. Can you say crisis management? It’s time to do the mandatory “Balls Check”.
I/ we believe the age demographic of the ISG and particularly the “Meat Loaf in Nicaragua” forum to be older. I am not sure. Many expats and international workers post here, not just the mongers who like Nicaragua.
Most of the posters are accomplished international veterans and my contribution would be of minimal interest to this audience.
My offer is this. If you are a younger lurker and will take time to create an account on the ISG (free) POST and express interest I will post Part 1 of the article.
You will like the pussy.
Xdred
To learn / identify / see why Costa Rica is a better place than Nicaragua simply read "The Tico Times" [URL]ticotimes.net[/URL] online or in print.
This English-newspaper is a staple of existence and expat community. Founded in 1956 it has been published and edited by a family of common English surname.
They focus mainly on Costa Rica 'cause that is where civilization is! The Nicaraguan section / version is four (4) pages while the Costa Rican section is nearly forty (40.) Some disparity.
This newspaper plainly and simply demonstrates why Costa Rica is better than Nicaragua, including Granada and San Juan del Sur.
Do you think the economy is bad? If you watch television in the USA all you hear is commercial negatism i.e. job loss and housing foreclosures. This is not good for your mental health. Now I do scan the news daily, but have much less concern about American bullshit and more interest in Asia, Pacific Rim, Africa, Middleast, CALA and (Latam) Latin America markets. Can you say capital projects?
Like others posting in the “Meat Loaf in Nicaragua” forum I am an Expat worker who enjoys traveling the world f*cking *****s and being remunerated for my endeavors. Last year I was in the Caribbean laying pipe to Colombian prostitutes working on the island. One day November I was reflecting, enjoying a barbeque with co-workers of many nationalities, by the pool in our company housing (Villa). I Xdred thought how twisted life is/can be.. Most must pay handsomely to be here in the islands in the dead of winter. The working Piasias also demand their share of the gold dust.
I needed some lessons from “Dickhead” as spending on the chicas was on the high side. I wish he had been there to sort me out.
This year the world changed!!! While fortunate, obtaining two thirty day stints in Angola and filling in with lower pay domestic consulting work my world was going to shit fast. I had only managed one month in Nicaragua so far this year. Now I did enjoy hanging out at Coyote’s in Luanda, with the Congolese prostitutes mixed in with a little non pro action. The girls come in all colors, shapes and sizes but the country is very expensive. It is a nice place to improve your Portuguese language skills.
Dam, I was getting desperate and felt the world was closing in on me. International contract work was drying up quick. Would this monger end up like a zoo animal, caged in a small cubicle in an office tower? Could the last trip to Managua, this year already have happened?
One friend was heading up a nice project in Barcelona but couldn’t bring me on because it was just in the planning phase and only a three person gig at the moment. He and another friend were enjoying the fruits of Barcelona, really rubbing it in.
Two opportunities finally presented themselves in the same week. I felt like a customer in a brothel full of pursuing prostitutes. Like all premium opportunities neither was publicly advertised. My choice was made with pleasure and hesitancy. Concessions were made by the mantener for plenty unpaid time off. My role also involves development and travel in Latin America. Curiously, both companies offered remuneration above my normal rate with great concern for keeping me around.
Yesterday while ordering lunch at Arby’s a comment was made to the manager about how things are still the same in the states for the employed. He disagreed and explained how the company had cut all full time hourly employees from forty to thirty two hours per week. Another employee stated the store is only busy occasionally for short periods of time and how people always pick-up pennies dropped in the drive-thru unlike last year.
So with around a month before my new duty begins I will hang out in Nicaragua. I love life and also Nicaragua.
Xdred
[QUOTE=And if you can't get change in Argentina- the "high society of Latin American Countries- you know it's bad all the way to the Rio Bravo / Rio Grande River, Texas.[/QUOTE]
The Rio Bravo separates Mexico from Belize. Drive south from Cancun to Chetumal and then take a left. As you approach the bridge the small building with the one light is Belize immigration. Belize is fun and there is plenty of action with a nice representation of Guatemaltecas in the brothels. I recommend it.
Xdred
I find it a problem that not enough years exist in life to reside / monger in all of the countries that interest me, and I started international residence / monger at age 25. Those with talent / skill / careers in the pentration of women simply do not have enough time in the day or life to accomplish all of their tasks.
It depends on how you think. (A) If a person thinks that the economy is bad 'cause of sales revenues and government monthly statistics then its bad. (B) If a person thinks and is conditioned that economies go up and down then it's irrelevant.
(1) When the economy makes a downside move how are you prepared to generate revenues / profits? Your downside business model. (2) When the economy makes an upside move how are you prepared to generate revenues? Usually, by throwing darts at the wall: This is the common person's thought process. (3) And then we introduce that economies in different countries will be upside or downside independantly.
Conclusion: If you have (a) upside business moded, (b) downside business model, and (c) international buisness model then it's irrelevant how "bad" the economy is. If you're over-enxtended and relying on credit for these strategies then you will be affected and maybe a victim of the "bad economy."
The "trick" is to have more than one source of revenues and generating these revenues on upside, downside, domestic, and international markets.
And this commentary is simply about retail commerce / B-2-B commerce and not trading (ie. derivatives, equitites, real estate.)
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I find it a problem that not enough years exist in life to reside / monger in all of the countries that interest me, and I started international residence / monger at age 25. Those with talent / skill / careers in the pentration of women simply do not have enough time in the day or life to accomplish all of their tasks.[/QUOTE]So many women, so little time.
[QUOTE=Riodulce]So many women, so little time.[/QUOTE]
Riodulce, I'm glad you still are reading Meat Loaf in Nicaragua!
After your January 2009 consultation and encouragement I did relocate, as you've read, to Granada, Nicaragua, and thus far so good!
I invite you to visit at your earliest convience. It's way too many girls for me to handle.
Sweet Water it is: Rio Dulce
I do read Meat Loaf posts daily which are both entertaining and informative.
Granada does sound like a nice place. A neighbor of mine has made several trips down there and recommends it so I am planning my own road trip down your way soon and will check out the environs of San Salvador along the way.
You should consider coming up here some time, the Chapina's are real sweet.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Riodulce, I'm glad you still are reading Meat Loaf in Nicaragua!
After your January 2009 consultation and encouragement I did relocate, as you've read, to Granada, Nicaragua, and thus far so good!
I invite you to visit at your earliest convience. It's way too many girls for me to handle.
Sweet Water it is: Rio Dulce[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Riodulce]I do read Meat Loaf posts daily which are both entertaining and informative.
Granada does sound like a nice place. A neighbor of mine has made several trips down there and recommends it so I am planning my own road trip down your way soon and will check out the environs of San Salvador along the way.
You should consider coming up here some time, the Chapina's are real sweet.[/QUOTE]
The biggest challenge for those looking to relocate and especially relocate overseas is to shed their physical possessions! This is what prevents most people: What will I do without all of the things I've worked so hard to purchase on credit for the next 1 month (ie. housing rentals w. eviction covenants) - 360 (ie. mortgage) months? (All credit types fall within this parameter for the most part (ie. credit cards, automobiles, working capital, real estate mortgages.)
I shed the bullsh*t often and made the life decision to only live furnished! I'm ready to change countries and cities depending upon my mood!
Antes (ie. before) I would plot my relocation based upon leasing termination dates. I would make my purchases based upon expected length of stay. But I'm getting older. I've done this for the past 15 years, with 6 of those years being more aggressive than the others.
I'm at the point in life, age 34, where I want the glory! I want to return to my USA lifestyle mandate. I no longer want to sacrifice lujo (ie. luxury) based upon "ownership," but am content and happier with access and the ease of discharge. After all, you can purchase vacation homes for real estate appreciation and that sense of ownership.
You will find that one of the biggest challenges in relocating to Latin America is you (ie. the North American / Europe = G7; first-world) is "showing off" or "rubbing in your success." After all, most visitors are here to live poor; play poor through chartiy / religion; or hide the wealth. This will affect you for years and actually captures many for their lifetime. This is why other countries are an easier transition: The only other country poorer than Nicaragua is Haiti, and when was your last vacation or communication with Haiti?
FACT: You can live "alta nivel" in any Latin America country for US $1,000 - US $1,500 per month, full furnished!
FACT: You can drive luxury (ie. Porsche, Range Rover, Lexus, Hummer) for US $700 - US $1,500 per month, rental / lease.
QUESTION: Where will you get the US $3,000 for house and car? You're still short on SURVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, health.) You obtained the shelter for US $1,500. Where is your job? Where is your housing? Conclusion: You can only SURVIVE there so the same US $3,000 is not available or realistic for you. Again, where will this and the other money come from to live "Alta Nivel" in Latin America?
This is the stage in life I'm assuming! This is where I should be! And have the "freedom" to dump these "bullsh*t" possessions that hinder so many at the next whim of Meat Loaf.
I've already gone through the Latin American maturation process: This is why XDred is correct when he referred to time overseas and you (ie. the dreamer) to gain employment / access to "Alta Nivel."
Lastly, retiring to Latin America and living on an expensive property is fine. It is to say that running in the streets chasing women while living expensive is another. These are two (2) different worlds! And they are spread over 30-years of life existence. One world is retired and the other world is hunting!
So maybe I will check out Rio Dulce. Thanks for the invite!
It's hard work for most to (1) find the courage to talk to a women; (2) pay for the alcohol that gave them the courage; (3) find the location to meet the women; (4) execute an effective sales presentation when you do meet her; (5) execute a "back call" when you telephone her for the date; (5) execute an effective date (ie. cita) when she agrees to meet / see you; (6) close the encounter regardless of frequency; and (7) then manage future opporunties to close or open the opportunity (ie. legs.)
This is not performed by males more than once! When they get / find someone who "bought" their sales presentation they are happy. When they are able to close the deal they are happy, confident, and exude a macho attitude.
They are so happy and scared to execute the above steps over that they do anything and everything to maintain that client.
Now imagine doing this day after day after day everytime you relocate! Everytime you change cities or countries! Combine this with the language.
Combine this with the local custom and scene.
This is work! HARD WORK. And you expect results when you execute such physical, mental, financial activity.
This is why most never leave thier hometown or univeristy town or first-job town. They can't SURVIVE. It's tough and takes the same courage that your SURVIVE by- Results.
It's a job chasing down a team / stable of women! I'm also at the point in life where I need the stable I do acquire to be "alta nivel" and ready for the world stage. This bullsh*t that's abundant in Nicaragua is not ready! They are ready in Mexico, Panama, Rio de Janiero. They want to exploit on the world stage in Colombia and Costa Rica and Santo Domingo.
When meeting women you must get into the streets and go to where they are. You must search in every nook and cranny. You must build yourself and name throughout the "female friendship network." Get those referrals! Get that fan base! This is work and takes up to six (6) weeks. Inviting people to immulate this expensive and foolish so you must determine what is their worth? How much can they generate from this invitation? Can they close the deal, female and corporate?
If you don't like or are scared of the street and choose to "deep into the internet" you must still invest time and money, but no personal interraction.
SUGGESTION: Stop reading Meat Loaf posts 'cause you're too deep into this!
Many times in literature the difference between reality and fantasy are vivid. In other times it is fused.
I never knew the power of my words until today!
I do apologize to those that desire I stop writing such fiction! I will stop writing: This post will be my last post.
A gentleman suggested that I choose a different forumn to write. And he was / is correct. I will choose to write in the area of "true contribution" to la sociedad.
After this gentleman's suggestion, a 'friend" stated more truth to me which was / is the reality.
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
I, Meat Loaf, have been writing about fantasy and not reality! I have been exposed. The stories I write are merged with truth, fantasy, and fary tales.
Hopefully during these fused times I have not "pissed" anyone off that warrents revenge. For I never simply formed words together.
Sabes (ie. You know,) I thought and was introduced to the power of prose / text with these postings. I know that my writing skills are more advanced than others and found it a joy to take a reprieve from my "computer-based" job of writing contracts, marketing, etcetera, and write some entertainment.
Entertainment should never be achieved at the sake of criminal activity. Writing about "brainstormed" ideas of granduer is what ISG is / was for me. I do / did everything possible as to leave a benefit wherever I am. I strive to be a "postive contributor" in every society, especially those where I am a tourist.
To understand what Meat Loaf wrote about one must read every post in totallity. Categorize those posts that were offensive on one side, and those that were positive on the other. Combining all posts will give you an idea, in-depth, of expat / foreign residence. It attempted to cover or think about all angles of "the game."
As stated before, "SURVIVAL in Nicaragua" will come to your door!
Truth be Told: (1) I had to change the theme because many believed what was written. (2) I wrote about crime and street activity and those tones of oppression as to educate / inform you of the life-experience of others. (3) This topic grew into a topic / idea of "Granduer." (4) This idea of "Grandeur" became / gave spark to my prior-life of medicrity! It became fantasy- 1000%.
I always attempted to guide those that may detour into violations of mandate to steer clear of such. I never disparaged (mispelled) anyone by always using alias names and fantasy experiences. I always attempted to entertain / not collude / educate for the upliftment of society with the understanding of society. I attempted to fuse all without any area being void or neglected.
When a tourist / guest in another person's country you cannot do anything abstract from their culture. For this may be seen as an opporuntity to exploit / enforce / manipulate the foreigner.
Those that SURVIVE Latin America do so because they have no other option!
It truly takes a rare or sponsored breed to endure. Let's face it, You Never Get Far From Where You Were Born.
Fellas', you will have experiences in foreign countries that will scare you sh*tless! You will be wishing you were back at home in the domestic country eating the bullshit / crow they present you. You never know who they are, but everyone knows who you are (ie. the foreigner; loud mouth.)
It are these crossing points that "check" your desire for expat status! It are these crossing points where it becomes 100% local vs. the foreigner. This is when only transparency will save you! This is when the difference in legal systems (ie. Roman vs. Civil) will be learned. One system is (a) guilty until proven innocent and the other is (b) innocent until proven guilty.
I, Meat Loaf, talk / type a lot! I have this desire to always talk. I study a lot and read lots of books so that I will have product knowledge. Everything I learn and become educated upon is for future reference. With my ability to write and speak, it become recognized and not just chatter.
I respect all I encounter! I am grateful and attempt to lend a helping hand!
I've always encouraged and recommended everyone to operate in a transparent way. I like that term and idea. Far too often and to their detriment those that don't get eaten-up. And the comida (ie. food) is more juicy when foreigner or imported. Unfortunately for the imported food they do not know the cooking methods of the new domestic country.
These stories used some personal information, a lot of fantasy, a trace of truth, and hopefully nothing of detriment to anyone!
Truth be Told: I'm nothing more than a lot of puffery, fantasy, and visions of granduer! I'm a salesman and telling a good story is valuable through its entertainment value.
A friend of mine relvealed / suggested that I take my writing skills exhibited on this board to another forumn where I can actually help grow / develop this country, Nicaragua, into a more powerful place for its residents. This is my calling and desire in life to contribute to society. I have been blessed during my stay / life in Nicaragua. Hopefully, I didn't deteriorate or talk / write bad about Nicaragua. This country is a great country for those that want to contribute! And I do. Nicaragua is my favorite country of six (6) countries formerly-resided.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
The power of the internet is REAL! Cyberspace vs. the Reality? The words and actions posted on the internet are ever-lasting. The repretation is ever-lasting and accessible. I know that one day, if not today, these postings will be associated with me in the person (ie. Real Life,) which is why I attempted to expand the topic of discourse into those of empowerment for all. It really became a journal of newly acquired information, sexual fantasy, and writing practice. I knew that my posting would become personally identifyable which is why they gained strength in words.
I simply suggest / request that those who identify these words to my person don't apprach with bias, but void predjudice as I do / have / will do.
I'm honored to be a guest in Nicaragua; being welcomed into Nicaragua; and attempting to find my way through the society. After all, I love this country and chose it as a place where I, the average man, can contribute. Others suggest I go back to the USA. I sure would like to stay in Nicaragua
"Fans," I'm an intenet professional with a lot of free-time. This is evident by how many stories I was able to create / write. I found this to be a place / any place to educate you on what I've learned over time. My prose will be / is more valuable than this forumn and the "dark cloud" presented over certain members of the populace.
As Hollywood does, I did: Sell the public what they want to consume, in a legal manner.
Again, I apologize for those I may have offended or who feel my writings are detrimental to our overall view / objective for Nicaragua. I would be and am grateful for the kind arms and citizens who embraced me.
This will be / is my last post! I have deleted this account! I understand and recognize my role! And thank you (ie. that person(s)) for taking the time to inform me of goings-on and other goings.
God Bless You and Me
Meat Loaf.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.[/QUOTE]
With his comfort zone violated Meat Loaf made the decision to survive. Living in Nicaragua is not easy and often complex. The majority of foreigners choose to live in a bubble i.e. gated communities and communicate with the local populace only on a limited basis. Their friends are other foreigners.
This was not Meat Loaf’s style. He choose freedom of movement and association.
Was there fiction in the posts? Very little in my opinion. Yes ML has a unique and gifted writing style. There was a tendency to highlight the violence only to protect others visiting the country. The danger however is real.
For the many readers who desire to know exactly what happened I will spell it out. Too powerful and too detailed is the root issue. There are people and groups WORLDWIDE who do not like or approve of the existence of forums such as the ISG.
Transparency in Nicaragua politics has been criticized in the world press since the elections last November. Foreign aid has been cut by the EU and US as a result. Articles have claimed the local newspapers are practicing self censure.
You should visit Nicaragua. The people are friendly and warm. Stay out of their politics.
The president of Nicaragua stated he “felt more free” without the foreign aid and outside influence. .
Nicaragua is a free country with many benefits. As I have written in previous posts you must do the mandatory “Balls Check” prior to boarding the plane.
Lets keep the forum going as Meat Loaf gets sorted.
Xdred
Meat Loaf,
I have read all your articles. You write brilliantly and always provided good substantial information for the community on this forum.
You will be missed terribly.
God Bless YOU!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Many times in literature the difference between reality and fantasy are vivid. In other times it is fused.
I never knew the power of my words until today!
I do apologize to those that desire I stop writing such fiction! I will stop writing: This post will be my last post.
A gentleman suggested that I choose a different forumn to write. And he was / is correct. I will choose to write in the area of "true contribution" to la sociedad.
After this gentleman's suggestion, a 'friend" stated more truth to me which was / is the reality.
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
I, Meat Loaf, have been writing about fantasy and not reality! I have been exposed. The stories I write are merged with truth, fantasy, and fary tales.
Hopefully during these fused times I have not "pissed" anyone off that warrents revenge. For I never simply formed words together.
Sabes (ie. You know,) I thought and was introduced to the power of prose / text with these postings. I know that my writing skills are more advanced than others and found it a joy to take a reprieve from my "computer-based" job of writing contracts, marketing, etcetera, and write some entertainment.
Entertainment should never be achieved at the sake of criminal activity. Writing about "brainstormed" ideas of granduer is what ISG is / was for me. I do / did everything possible as to leave a benefit wherever I am. I strive to be a "postive contributor" in every society, especially those where I am a tourist.
To understand what Meat Loaf wrote about one must read every post in totallity. Categorize those posts that were offensive on one side, and those that were positive on the other. Combining all posts will give you an idea, in-depth, of expat / foreign residence. It attempted to cover or think about all angles of "the game."
As stated before, "SURVIVAL in Nicaragua" will come to your door!
Truth be Told: (1) I had to change the theme because many believed what was written. (2) I wrote about crime and street activity and those tones of oppression as to educate / inform you of the life-experience of others. (3) This topic grew into a topic / idea of "Granduer." (4) This idea of "Grandeur" became / gave spark to my prior-life of medicrity! It became fantasy- 1000%.
I always attempted to guide those that may detour into violations of mandate to steer clear of such. I never disparaged (mispelled) anyone by always using alias names and fantasy experiences. I always attempted to entertain / not collude / educate for the upliftment of society with the understanding of society. I attempted to fuse all without any area being void or neglected.
When a tourist / guest in another person's country you cannot do anything abstract from their culture. For this may be seen as an opporuntity to exploit / enforce / manipulate the foreigner.
Those that SURVIVE Latin America do so because they have no other option!
It truly takes a rare or sponsored breed to endure. Let's face it, You Never Get Far From Where You Were Born.
Fellas', you will have experiences in foreign countries that will scare you sh*tless! You will be wishing you were back at home in the domestic country eating the bullshit / crow they present you. You never know who they are, but everyone knows who you are (ie. the foreigner; loud mouth.)
It are these crossing points that "check" your desire for expat status! It are these crossing points where it becomes 100% local vs. the foreigner. This is when only transparency will save you! This is when the difference in legal systems (ie. Roman vs. Civil) will be learned. One system is (a) guilty until proven innocent and the other is (b) innocent until proven guilty.
I, Meat Loaf, talk / type a lot! I have this desire to always talk. I study a lot and read lots of books so that I will have product knowledge. Everything I learn and become educated upon is for future reference. With my ability to write and speak, it become recognized and not just chatter.
I respect all I encounter! I am grateful and attempt to lend a helping hand!
I've always encouraged and recommended everyone to operate in a transparent way. I like that term and idea. Far too often and to their detriment those that don't get eaten-up. And the comida (ie. food) is more juicy when foreigner or imported. Unfortunately for the imported food they do not know the cooking methods of the new domestic country.
These stories used some personal information, a lot of fantasy, a trace of truth, and hopefully nothing of detriment to anyone!
Truth be Told: I'm nothing more than a lot of puffery, fantasy, and visions of granduer! I'm a salesman and telling a good story is valuable through its entertainment value.
A friend of mine relvealed / suggested that I take my writing skills exhibited on this board to another forumn where I can actually help grow / develop this country, Nicaragua, into a more powerful place for its residents. This is my calling and desire in life to contribute to society. I have been blessed during my stay / life in Nicaragua. Hopefully, I didn't deteriorate or talk / write bad about Nicaragua. This country is a great country for those that want to contribute! And I do. Nicaragua is my favorite country of six (6) countries formerly-resided.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
The power of the internet is REAL! Cyberspace vs. the Reality? The words and actions posted on the internet are ever-lasting. The repretation is ever-lasting and accessible. I know that one day, if not today, these postings will be associated with me in the person (ie. Real Life,) which is why I attempted to expand the topic of discourse into those of empowerment for all. It really became a journal of newly acquired information, sexual fantasy, and writing practice. I knew that my posting would become personally identifyable which is why they gained strength in words.
I simply suggest / request that those who identify these words to my person don't apprach with bias, but void predjudice as I do / have / will do.
I'm honored to be a guest in Nicaragua; being welcomed into Nicaragua; and attempting to find my way through the society. After all, I love this country and chose it as a place where I, the average man, can contribute. Others suggest I go back to the USA. I sure would like to stay in Nicaragua
"Fans," I'm an intenet professional with a lot of free-time. This is evident by how many stories I was able to create / write. I found this to be a place / any place to educate you on what I've learned over time. My prose will be / is more valuable than this forumn and the "dark cloud" presented over certain members of the populace.
As Hollywood does, I did: Sell the public what they want to consume, in a legal manner.
Again, I apologize for those I may have offended or who feel my writings are detrimental to our overall view / objective for Nicaragua. I would be and am grateful for the kind arms and citizens who embraced me.
This will be / is my last post! I have deleted this account! I understand and recognize my role! And thank you (ie. that person(s)) for taking the time to inform me of goings-on and other goings.
God Bless You and Me
Meat Loaf.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Many times in literature the difference between reality and fantasy are vivid. In other times it is fused.
I never knew the power of my words until today!
I do apologize to those that desire I stop writing such fiction! I will stop writing: This post will be my last post.
A gentleman suggested that I choose a different forumn to write. And he was / is correct. I will choose to write in the area of "true contribution" to la sociedad.
After this gentleman's suggestion, a 'friend" stated more truth to me which was / is the reality.
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
I, Meat Loaf, have been writing about fantasy and not reality! I have been exposed. The stories I write are merged with truth, fantasy, and fary tales.
Hopefully during these fused times I have not "pissed" anyone off that warrents revenge. For I never simply formed words together.
Sabes (ie. You know,) I thought and was introduced to the power of prose / text with these postings. I know that my writing skills are more advanced than others and found it a joy to take a reprieve from my "computer-based" job of writing contracts, marketing, etcetera, and write some entertainment.
Entertainment should never be achieved at the sake of criminal activity. Writing about "brainstormed" ideas of granduer is what ISG is / was for me. I do / did everything possible as to leave a benefit wherever I am. I strive to be a "postive contributor" in every society, especially those where I am a tourist.
To understand what Meat Loaf wrote about one must read every post in totallity. Categorize those posts that were offensive on one side, and those that were positive on the other. Combining all posts will give you an idea, in-depth, of expat / foreign residence. It attempted to cover or think about all angles of "the game."
As stated before, "SURVIVAL in Nicaragua" will come to your door!
Truth be Told: (1) I had to change the theme because many believed what was written. (2) I wrote about crime and street activity and those tones of oppression as to educate / inform you of the life-experience of others. (3) This topic grew into a topic / idea of "Granduer." (4) This idea of "Grandeur" became / gave spark to my prior-life of medicrity! It became fantasy- 1000%.
I always attempted to guide those that may detour into violations of mandate to steer clear of such. I never disparaged (mispelled) anyone by always using alias names and fantasy experiences. I always attempted to entertain / not collude / educate for the upliftment of society with the understanding of society. I attempted to fuse all without any area being void or neglected.
When a tourist / guest in another person's country you cannot do anything abstract from their culture. For this may be seen as an opporuntity to exploit / enforce / manipulate the foreigner.
Those that SURVIVE Latin America do so because they have no other option!
It truly takes a rare or sponsored breed to endure. Let's face it, You Never Get Far From Where You Were Born.
Fellas', you will have experiences in foreign countries that will scare you sh*tless! You will be wishing you were back at home in the domestic country eating the bullshit / crow they present you. You never know who they are, but everyone knows who you are (ie. the foreigner; loud mouth.)
It are these crossing points that "check" your desire for expat status! It are these crossing points where it becomes 100% local vs. the foreigner. This is when only transparency will save you! This is when the difference in legal systems (ie. Roman vs. Civil) will be learned. One system is (a) guilty until proven innocent and the other is (b) innocent until proven guilty.
I, Meat Loaf, talk / type a lot! I have this desire to always talk. I study a lot and read lots of books so that I will have product knowledge. Everything I learn and become educated upon is for future reference. With my ability to write and speak, it become recognized and not just chatter.
I respect all I encounter! I am grateful and attempt to lend a helping hand!
I've always encouraged and recommended everyone to operate in a transparent way. I like that term and idea. Far too often and to their detriment those that don't get eaten-up. And the comida (ie. food) is more juicy when foreigner or imported. Unfortunately for the imported food they do not know the cooking methods of the new domestic country.
These stories used some personal information, a lot of fantasy, a trace of truth, and hopefully nothing of detriment to anyone!
Truth be Told: I'm nothing more than a lot of puffery, fantasy, and visions of granduer! I'm a salesman and telling a good story is valuable through its entertainment value.
A friend of mine relvealed / suggested that I take my writing skills exhibited on this board to another forumn where I can actually help grow / develop this country, Nicaragua, into a more powerful place for its residents. This is my calling and desire in life to contribute to society. I have been blessed during my stay / life in Nicaragua. Hopefully, I didn't deteriorate or talk / write bad about Nicaragua. This country is a great country for those that want to contribute! And I do. Nicaragua is my favorite country of six (6) countries formerly-resided.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
The power of the internet is REAL! Cyberspace vs. the Reality? The words and actions posted on the internet are ever-lasting. The repretation is ever-lasting and accessible. I know that one day, if not today, these postings will be associated with me in the person (ie. Real Life,) which is why I attempted to expand the topic of discourse into those of empowerment for all. It really became a journal of newly acquired information, sexual fantasy, and writing practice. I knew that my posting would become personally identifyable which is why they gained strength in words.
I simply suggest / request that those who identify these words to my person don't apprach with bias, but void predjudice as I do / have / will do.
I'm honored to be a guest in Nicaragua; being welcomed into Nicaragua; and attempting to find my way through the society. After all, I love this country and chose it as a place where I, the average man, can contribute. Others suggest I go back to the USA. I sure would like to stay in Nicaragua
"Fans," I'm an intenet professional with a lot of free-time. This is evident by how many stories I was able to create / write. I found this to be a place / any place to educate you on what I've learned over time. My prose will be / is more valuable than this forumn and the "dark cloud" presented over certain members of the populace.
As Hollywood does, I did: Sell the public what they want to consume, in a legal manner.
Again, I apologize for those I may have offended or who feel my writings are detrimental to our overall view / objective for Nicaragua. I would be and am grateful for the kind arms and citizens who embraced me.
This will be / is my last post! I have deleted this account! I understand and recognize my role! And thank you (ie. that person(s)) for taking the time to inform me of goings-on and other goings.
God Bless You and Me
Meat Loaf.[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf, I'm sorry to hear that you got your card pulled! However, one must do what is necessary to survive. We shall miss your poignant mix of fantasy and reality. It is a shame to see you go quietly into that good night.
Ten cuidado.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf, I'm sorry to hear that you got your card pulled! However, one must do what is necessary to survive. We shall miss your poignant mix of fantasy and reality. It is a shame to see you go quietly into that good night.
Ten cuidado.[/QUOTE]
Following the lead of many (ie. You), it feels good to lurk. The same behaivor you exhibit cruising the ghettoes of your city; the back alleys of crack and crank infested neighborhoods; and the local bookstore is what you're accustom.
Looking over the next person's shoulder in 100% annonymity with critique feels good!
Learning / Leaching from those that do (ie. ISG Senior Members) compared to those that don't (ie. You) is who you are!
Looking to earn "brownie points" from those (ie. women) that don't respect nor admire you is how you justify such gutless acts.
Damn, it feels good to be 100% mamon (ie. d*ck sucker) with 0% association. Maybe I should have lurked instead of writing nearly 1,000 posts / reports within 1.5 years.
Back to my corner I go to join you and "Rosie Palm."
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
Back to my corner I go to join you and "Rosie Palm."[/QUOTE]
Respectfully Meat Loaf, while I have enjoyed your posts immensely and consider you an ISG legend, if I had a choice between Rosie Palm and living with three psychotic Nicaraguan hookers who are cycling together, I'd definitely choose Rosie.
Dancehall King "Sizzla" says it all in "Solid as a Rock!"
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCWawwIiA1I[/URL]
Chivatas (ie. soverign snitches,) chismosos (ie. gossipers,) and "cock blocks" attempted to stop me, and did for a while (ie. Meat Loaf "Final Post.")
Or was it a rouse? Quien sabes, but sitting directly across from me at the executive desk was where it went down (ie. extortion and intimidation via jurisprudence.)
As in the USA, legal action is perpetuated against the ignorant and defenseless! Ultrama (ie. overseas) it is worse due to language, custom, and lack of legal knowledge. This is why retaining a legal team upon arrival is mandatory.
I enjoy writing on ISG and accept the "negative association" of such postings. Don't knock me 'cause I'm getting p*ssy and you have chosen manogomy. That's your choice. And the choice of many chavalas is Meat Loaf. Don't hate, Congratulate!
Let's summarize this episode and previous posts with a good listening to Sizzla!
Let's get back to work! And remember Meat Loaf posts are written in Real Time for maximum effect / reality! No other person brings their readership into the condom, into the streets, and into the society as does Meat Loaf through his "Real Time Postings."
Managua: Every male is fat with a "beer belly" that resembles 8-months panzona. The easy access to fried food products (ie. rice, enchiladas, tacos) and a plethora of motorcycles, buses, and taxi cabs contributes to el panzon.
Managua: You will find approximately 40% "darkies," 20% chele, and 30% pana (ie. canela.) I don't know the different shades of skin 'cause I'm from the USA and it's real simple up there- Black vs. White. We don't waste time with shades of skin.
Granada: Every males is slender /athletic. The use of bicycles is a mandate and the long city blocks makes a two (2) block trip a 1/2 mile journey.
Granada: Approximately, 70% of the population is dark! If you are scared or don't like the site of dark skin, poverty stricken, Spanish-speaking persons, Granada is not the place for you. The "darkies" are the population.
On Saturday, I made the 40-minute trip into the city where my name is legendary!
Una chavala bien sexy asked me, "Why haven't you f*cked me?" I've known her and have admired her for approximately four (4) months. She's sexy with those mechas (ie. highlights in her hair.) Her nose reminds me of those Aztecas. ¡Gonzo!
I do want to f*ck her, but am a little intimidated. What? Yes, I am a little intimidated. Why? 'Cause I like to lay down good d*ck and I'm not sure if she'll allow me to f*ck her properly. Why wouldn't she? 'Cause she's a lesbian.
Anyway, she asked me the above question and I responded, "Don't worry, I'll f*ck you soon too!"
While she was wondering why we haven't f*cked after four (4) months, I was propositioned to make an ametuer pornographic movie with her compeition. And her competition has p*ssy lips that resemble Jimmy Walker (ie. J.J. from Good Times.) All Meat! Her competition earned two (2) orgasms and added to the mystique of Meat Loaf.
Options, options, options: How many of us have options?
[QUOTE=Tiny 12]Respectfully Meat Loaf, while I have enjoyed your posts immensely and consider you an ISG legend, if I had a choice between Rosie Palm and living with three psychotic Nicaraguan hookers who are cycling together, I'd definitely choose Rosie.[/QUOTE]
Tiny 12,
Statements as above will only produce an all expense paid vacation to Granada for more flattery!
Three trabajadoras: You must enact similar Human Resource techniques such as monthly reviews, fines, mandatory overtime, etcetera to manage the foolishness (ie. Nicaraguan emotions.)
Does your wife, girlfriend, or female sexual partner provide you with a well-balance meal? If you're not having tres platos the answer is no.
Beans (ie. frijoles): This is anal sex due to the resemblance of beans (ie. fecis.)
Carne (ie. meat) / Concha (ie. fish; clams): Thisi is vaginal sex.
Leche (ie. milk): This is either breast milk or male ejaculation.
Tres Platos: If you're woman isn't providing tres platos on her menu, she really wants you to starve and be malnurished. Hence, you read Meat Loaf posts for mental sexual satisfacation.
P.S. Watching the French Open tennis match and that thick girl Cibulkova looks good! Nice thick legs and a pretty face.
Guess even the great minds of literature have to take a break once in a while........
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Guess even the great minds of literature have to take a break once in a while........[/QUOTE]
You are correct! That brief two (2) week break was a nice reprieve. Not being "live" or "real time" was a nice vacation.
Unfortunately, too many guys are lost and seco (ie. dry) without the guidance delivered by Meat Loaf.
I've demonstrated the buffet of panacho during year 2007; the reality of crime during year 2008; and now, year 2009, I will discuss the "beauty" of Nicaragua and its attractions.
[QUOTE=Captain]Meat Loaf,
I have read all your articles. You write brilliantly and always provided good substantial information for the community on this forum.
You will be missed terribly.
God Bless YOU![/QUOTE]
Captain,
Thanks for the kind words!
I enjoy writing these reports and have been advised by "Nica Bound" that a greater need exists for such community information. Hence, I'm writing a book on Nicaragua for your purchase and further education. ISG will soon become a forumn for sexual exploits as is it's mission with community commentary being provided within the "book." You'll enjoy it's copyrighted, trademarked, and professionally published content.
Thus far volumes of information have been revealed on this board by "Me" and with the "little piece of the game" delievered, you too can win!
I hope you enjoy the future postings as we will begin to explore and learn the beauty of Nicaragua (ie. real estate developments, golf courses, charities, cities, upper-class socieity, marinas, etcetera.)
Keep reading and thank you.
Meat Loaf
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf] You'll enjoy it's copyrighted...content.
[/QUOTE]Careful with those apostrophes, Meat Writer.
(But then wobbly punctuation never held Jane Austen back.)
Mr Loaf - I also follow your posts from time to time - fun reading, and you put a lot of work into your interesting reports. I'm curious what happened to cause your temporary retirement recently. Reading between the lines it seemed that someone had threatened to 'out' your identity, and maybe worse (eg legal action?) Care to share? What happened to make you feel safe again?
[QUOTE=Piper1]Mr Loaf - I also follow your posts from time to time - fun reading, and you put a lot of work into your interesting reports. I'm curious what happened to cause your temporary retirement recently. Reading between the lines it seemed that someone had threatened to 'out' your identity, and maybe worse (eg legal action?) Care to share? What happened to make you feel safe again?[/QUOTE]
Estimado (Dear) Mr. Piper1:
What an honor it is to receive your readership: Veteran [B]ISG Senior Member[/B] "Piper1" reads Meat Loaf posts and he himself or she herself has over 3,700 posts to their credit. Remarkable it is to have such a quantity!
Mr. Piper1, following my posts "from time to time" is not acceptable! Daily consumption is suggested and required of you to guide these lurkers into legacy status. Hell, these lurkers really need a "set" or "pair."
To answer your question concerning "temporary retirement" I must ask you, a seasoned veteran of five (5) year [B]ISG[/B] postings, "why do you post?"
Myself, I'm addicted to keys and sharing what most are affraid of- Risk, Independance, Transparancy, and the laws of Nature (ie. Alpha Male.) Again, to really answer your question I must ask you, "why do you post?"
Cordialmente.
Meat Loaf
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf] To answer your question concerning "temporary retirement" I must ask you, a seasoned veteran of five (5) year [B]ISG[/B] postings, "why do you post?"
Myself, I'm addicted to keys and sharing what most are affraid of- Risk, Independance, Transparancy, and the laws of Nature (ie. Alpha Male.) Again, to really answer your question I must ask you, "why do you post?"
Cordialmente.
Meat Loaf[/QUOTE]Methinks you may have misunderstood my enquiry. I wasn't asking why you post your interesting tales, I was asking what caused the mysterious announced break with the cryptic clues
As for why I post - I'm just a show-off. :D
[QUOTE=Piper1]Methinks you may have misunderstood my enquiry. I wasn't asking why you post your interesting tales, I was asking what caused the mysterious announced break with the cryptic clues
As for why I post - I'm just a show-off. :D[/QUOTE]
Playto. verb, masculine. To initiate talking bullsh*t; starting nonsense conversations for the express purpose of creating confusion, uncertainty, intimidation.
In Nicaragua, most of the threats you encounter will be 100% playto. The possiblity of playto developing into actions of consequence is real, but normally removing yourself or the person from your sphere mutes such banter.
Playto is what caused the temporary retirement.
Hopefully, playto is all the transpired and not declaration(s) of future intent.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Playto. verb, masculine. [/QUOTE]Priceless.
So, are we to conclude that a Nica threatened you? For posting on ISG or for posting self-glorifying fantasies on ISG?
[QUOTE=Chinchuliar]Priceless.
So, are we to conclude that a Nica threatened you? For posting on ISG or for posting self-glorifying fantasies on ISG?[/QUOTE]
What country has more "Gringo Envy" and is the most reliant upon the USA for survival?
Think deeply!
Summarize your countries and ponder which country has the most "Gringo Envy?"
I will not answer this question for you: I submit this question for all to submit suggestions and justifications.
This question is the foundation for your expat existence. Why? 'Cause the amount of "Gringo Envy" throughout the populace will directly determine / affect your "overall enjoyment" within the host country.
I would say Mexico followed by Costa Rica.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]This question is the foundation for your expat existence. Why? 'Cause the amount of "Gringo Envy" throughout the populace will directly determine / affect your "overall enjoyment" within the host country.[/QUOTE]And if you're not a gringo, and don't live a conventional expat life, your "overall enjoyment" is likely to be greater still.
I don't know you, Mr Loaf. You may well have a python in your pants. You may well be capable of seven polvos on the trot.
But you are loud and disrespectful. You wear shorts and sandals when even the poorest Nica wears trousers and shoes.
You magnify "Gringo envy" and make yourself a target. And you have only yourself to blame.
[QUOTE=Rzoll77]I would say Mexico followed by Costa Rica.[/QUOTE]
Yes, Mexico has the most "Gringo Envy" and is the most reliant upon the USA.
Costa Rica: They have a greater stream of "sucker a*s Gringos" flocking to their country with no idea on anything. "Look at the trees, honey."
[QUOTE=Chinchuliar]And if you're not a gringo, and don't live a conventional expat life, your "overall enjoyment" is likely to be greater still.
I don't know you, Mr Loaf. You may well have a python in your pants. You may well be capable of seven polvos on the trot.
But you are loud and disrespectful. You wear shorts and sandals when even the poorest Nica wears trousers and shoes.
You magnify "Gringo envy" and make yourself a target. And you have only yourself to blame.[/QUOTE]
"Chinchuliar," when are we going to hang out? I know you live here.
You're starting to sound like "Grand Pollo." Are you sure you are not "Grand Pollo" operating under a different name?
Lots of sacrifice must be made daily to accept / tolerate Nicaragua. It aint easy and another country would certainly be better.
I don't have no python. It's the motion in the ocean not the yacht itself.
Just because the populace wears pants in 35 / 95 degree weather does not mean I need to be foolish too. More so, just because the populace wears long sleeve shirts and blue jean jackets in 35 / 95 degree weather does not mean I need to be foolish too.
I paid the costs to be the boss!
Furthermore, the populace should / could take a pair of scissors and make shorts or pants that are not too long from the "paca" (ie. used / second-hand clothing) they purchase.
Are we talking about "lemings" or independant thinking persons? If local, lemings: If a "Gringo," independant thinking persons. Why? 'Cause aint nobody from North America going to visit the "foolish" Gringo living in Latin America, or worse- Nicaragua. Any Gringo that lives in Nicaragua apart from "Holly Rollers" and IRS 501C non-profits is an independant person.
Loud? Disrespectful? I've educated ISG more than any other person I know of throughout many countries. I consider the information / education delivered to be one of respect for it details and reveals the society beyond a shallow C$150 polvo. In fact, this "disrespect" has increased the Nicaraguan GDP due to my in-depth details: ISG readers have boarded airplane since year 2007 to witness / live / experience what "Meat Loaf" posted. Has anyone boarded a plane based upon your postings?
Loud? I'm a salesman and salesman advertise.
"Gringo Envy:" Those that don't do; those that watch; and those that aren't capable must accept what their actions produce. I aint got time for "haters" nor "Gringo Envy." I'm shining 'cause I produce while others tarnish from lack of use! Don't let "haters" determine the rewards for your efforts.
Let's get American and start posting about boats, airplanes, exclusive estates, golf courses, sastraria (ie. tailored) clothing, etcetera. If success is wrong, I don't want to be right!
Fact: I'm tired of living "poor" simply based upon other's (ie. the poor populace) preceived "theft aspirations." This will be year ten (10) of my Latin America existence and fifth (5th) country. This is why nobody comes to Latin America, sacrifice!
When I think of financial excess I think of Santa Fe, Mexico City, Mexico: How many helicopters do you own? How do you commute to work? When was the last time you drove a Lotus Esprit from the dealership located in los Bosques, D.F., or a Ferrari in Marbella, Panama.
Gringo options: (1) Live basic for no reason except assimilation to the poor. (2) Live "Americanized" as rewards for your labour or basic survival. You will never be "as poor" as the populace so stop playing poor. Even when playing poor, you spend 12-tmies the populace per annum as subsistance.
And for them "haters" around the world: If they would focus upon their "fruits of labor" and not the next person they will / would be in a better place in life.
I like you "Chinchuliar" so what day do you want to meet?
Gringo and living a simple life just north of all y'all. What is considered "conventional" expat life? Grasping the local culture and becoming a part of it is what it's all about, no?
And regarding trousers and shoes....Unless you hail from Alaska, a little on the hot and sticky side to wear anything but shorts and polos at best. It's been 3/4 ducha's la dia aqui, and that is enough for me. Night being the exception, although if it's not an actual date with a non pro, or a night at a real nightclub, why bother? Chill a little, go to the local pulperia, and choke down a cerveza and relax.......
[QUOTE=Chinchuliar]And if you're not a gringo, and don't live a conventional expat life, your "overall enjoyment" is likely to be greater still. (--snip--) But you are loud and disrespectful. You wear shorts and sandals when even the poorest Nica wears trousers and shoes.
QUOTE]
I have plenty of spare sleeping space as I attempt to place three (3) chavalas in my home. For my third week of Granada residency, I employeed a 24-year old, slender morena, mother of one.
We met on a Friday and she maintained enjoyable conversation. A few weeks later I offered her employment. Of course, the usual "negotiations" we held concerning financial compensation. How much do you want to make? How much are you paying?
On a Monday she started. By Wednesday I knew she was toast.
Her lack of conversation. Her lack of social interraction. Her lack of personality led to her demise (ie. lack of employment.)
In Nicaragua, you will spend more time searching for mediocrity than actually producing results. A tremendous amount of patience is required. Hence, you're active in remedial studies.
For some reason these Chicas Nicas cannot tell the truth! Attempting to not appear "unsuccessful" they lie. They "fib" about being married, having a boyfriend, attending school, and previous activities of North American existence (ie. self-suffiency.) The start out with lies which is why you must investigate them deeply.
The application to associate with Meat Loaf is ten (10) pages and includes questions about your grandparents, parents, and baby's daddy. You must know / learn everything about them 'cause they will learn everything about you. Why? They want you to pull caballo via "hook or crook." Why? All Latin American societies have "Gringo Envy" to a certain degree and find pride in make the Gringo pull caballo. Therefore, it becomes the country of residence versus the lone-Gringo.
In Nicaragua, from day 1, they attempt to strategize how on how you will pull caballo while they relax! You must prevent and manage this risk before you ever board the plane. Suggestions: Meat Loaf posts!
I fired the girl and escorted her to the bus stop! It is always a sad event firing someone that wants to work, but simply can't perform the responsibilities required of them. Maybe Obama has a paycheck for her too!
[quote=meat loaf]everyday the sun rises at 0530 and sets at 1730. everyday!
everyday the weather is 35 / 95 degrees. everyday!
1. arise from bed / hammock / cot at 0530.
2. get dressed.
3. go to la venta at purchase food (bread, leche, huevos) at 0600.
4. sweep the porch until 0630.
5. walk the kids of the house to school for 0700.
6. return to the home shared with other non-aspiring adults and "trapped" children.
7. watch las noticias en canal 10, canal 8, and other programs from their non-cable provided television.
8. sit around talking with family members of the house. the same people you've seen everyday of your life(ves.)
9. clean the house with the mop and azetin. make the beds. wipe dust from the windows.
10. the time is now 1100 hours. go to the venta to purchase food for lunch at 1200.
11. cook food. listen to music (aventura, vicente fernandez, reggaeton de hoy por la radio, 80s usa pop music.) watch canal 2 o canal 10.
12. either wait for the nino to return home from school or go meet the nino at school. if the other ninos attend school in the afternoon, they may be walked to school.
(two track system: 0700 - 1200 hours; and 1200 - 1700 hours. 4 days per week (they call that school.) sometimes, for high school, you can attend on saturdays only. of course, everyone wants to send their nino to private school that compares to detroit's public school system of 60% drop out rate. the alternative is government provided schooling, finally. it didn't exist before the sandanistan government. literacy shot up and is relatively high compared to dictatorship rule.)
13. sit around some more after lunch (rice, beans, plantain, tortilla, cabbage, meat, soda: vale us $1.50 per plate, retail.)
14. watch telenovelas while sitting around. the time is now 1400 hours.
15. sit around some more, maybe outside the house with neighbors.
16. go to the venta to purchase dinner (rice, beans, plantain, tortilla, cabbage, meat, soda: vale us $1.50 per plate, retail.)
17. watch or listen to the telenovelas (decisiones, sexto sentido, laura leon.)
18. wait for the nino to get home at 1700 hours.
19. watch las noticias en canal 8 o canal 10. the time is now 1700 - 1800 hours.
20. sit around some more. maybe on the block or at a neighbors house. the neighbor is doing the exact same thing- nothing!
21. getting tired, they retire for the evening at 2100 hours.
appendix:
the nino's schedule of school may be substituted for work. at what age? as young as required for survival: food, clothing, shelter, and health.
those (the mules / caballos) with jobs should, do, and are at work all the time, 6 day work week is law.
typical nicaraguan day, for them
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one of your biggest challenges, the greatest callange, will be how you manage your hours within a day. nicaragua is day by day living! for everyone, including you the foreigner, enjoys the same 24-hours. how do you want to spend your 24-hours per day?
for some foreigners the only answer is loafing. for others is mongering. and still for otros extrajeros (ie. foreigners) they enjoy...
you may complete the above sentence for every person desires to spend their twenty-four hours per day differently. it's a personal thing; a societal thing; and a survival decision on how you spend those precious hours. to get stupid lets break it down to minutes and seconds.
consumption appetites require more energy and that energy is money! consequently, those within the conusmption world must keep fueling or energizing their hunger. same for those in nicaragua that earn us $100 per month!
those that live modest, yet comfortable, can still choose their appetite leve and how to spend those twenty-fours hours per day.
this requires time management! are you good at time management! have you ever managed your time independant of other's mandates? and those mandates include managing employees or life assistants.
your english-speaking peers will be "holly rollers" which represent approximately 80% of the nicaraguan gringo community, deportaron, nicaraguan-americans, native-born nicaraguans, expats, tourists / viajeros (ie. travelers.) those pockets of society is where you will find the above. the remaining 97% of society will be speaking spanish!
how will you manage your "typical nicaraguan day?"
this is yet another test as to the type of character required to survive nicaragua.
[QUOTE=Rzoll77]I would say Mexico followed by Costa Rica.[/QUOTE]
I'd put Mexico first too. Some of them not only envy us, they hate us too. Mexicans will tell you it's because we're loud, arrogant, and treat their paisanos in the USA like dirt. And of course there's something in our DNA that makes us cold blooded killers, with Iraq and the death penalty being manifestations of that.
But real, main reason -- Mexicans are exposed to the U.S. much more than any other prosperous foreign country, and they're jealous. They feel the same way the Turks feel about Germany, the Indonesians about Australia, and the Koreans about Japan.
Where are the guide book updates ?
[QUOTE=Tiny 12]I'd put Mexico first too. Some of them not only envy us, they hate us too. Mexicans will tell you it's because we're loud, arrogant, and treat their paisanos in the USA like dirt. And of course there's something in our DNA that makes us cold blooded killers, with Iraq and the death penalty being manifestations of that.
But real, main reason -- Mexicans are exposed to the U.S. much more than any other prosperous foreign country, and they're jealous. They feel the same way the Turks feel about Germany, the Indonesians about Australia, and the Koreans about Japan.[/QUOTE]
Beating Mexico in the Mexican-American War of the 1850s; stealing their land from Texas to California up to Washington State; and making California the #5 GDP in the world, and Texas the #12 GDP in the world gives them their foundation for "Gringo Envy."
We created the world's strongest economies within 150 years.
Mexico continues to oppress their citizenry. If you do not have white-skin; the proper family lineage; and the correct social network you have 0% chance at mobility. It's similar to the USA with Blacks prior to 1965 with one exception, acknowledement (mispelled.) Mexicans claim that they are not racist.
In Mexico if you are dark or look indigeous it's over for you: They are the "somos pobres." Remember for prior Meat Loaf posts that Mexico GDP is tied with Texas and Canada, US $1 Trillion or the USA Budget Deficit for year 2009.
Additionally, any person looking for a job after the age of 35 is unemployable.
With 100 million Mexicans and 50% being under the age of 18 only means they will invade the USA for several decades to come.
10% of Mexicans in Mexico have a "family" member working in the USA at any given time.
They, Mexicans, get to work and earn an income in the USA; remit the funds to Mexico; and have 0% risk as long as they do not commit drug or gun crimes that are grounds for deportation. They have a good deal. Their deal is better than the USA-citizen!
Mexico is significant business partner of mine and I actually live in Mexico as my North American headquarters versus living in the USA. And their deportaron are way worse than the deportees here in Nicaragua.
Robert,
I gave you a few phone calls to no avail while you were here. Too bad we didn't socialize together, but hopefully we will on your next excursion.
Meat Loaf
XDred,
Operating in two (2) different cities 38km apart is a "field trip."
Granada is the suburbs and Managua is the inner-city. I'm a "suburbanite." Visualize the USA and it's the same in Nicaragua- "White Flight." I, Meat Loaf, moved up in the world!
We'll make it an objective to socialize upon your next trip or my pending tour of the USA & Mexico.
Keep posting and good luck on the endeavor starting soon!
Meat Loaf
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Where are the guide book updates ?[/QUOTE]
Two (2) weeks ago I wrote the outline. In-depth are the topics and themes needed for justice. The outline has produced four (4) pages of topics and themes.
Tired of the computer, I have not scribed any content as of yet.
I've been busy with the new business and have made "beautiful' inroads!
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, which effected the land grab following the Méxican War, did NOT include anything north of California, and the Méxican War was in the 1840s and not the 1850s. Oregon was claimed by both the US and the Brits, and not México, but that was settled before the Méxican War broke out. It's also interesting to note that the money México received in exchange for the land was less than half of what the US had offered them for the same land, before the war began.
I think what you say about being over 35 and looking for a job is pretty much true throughout Latin America and not just in México. But overall I give you a B+ in the history assignment. Next week we will review the Gadsden Purchase.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, which effected the land grab following the Méxican War, did NOT include anything north of California, and the Méxican War was in the 1840s and not the 1850s. Oregon was claimed by both the US and the Brits, and not México, but that was settled before the Méxican War broke out. It's also interesting to note that the money México received in exchange for the land was less than half of what the US had offered them for the same land, before the war began.
I think what you say about being over 35 and looking for a job is pretty much true throughout Latin America and not just in México. But overall I give you a B+ in the history assignment. Next week we will review the Gadsden Purchase.[/QUOTE]
I knew someone would correct the semi-accurate fact I wrote from the top of my head. Of course it was / is "Dickhead," my Spanish and computer teacher to boot!
I met an Argentine girl a few weeks ago hiking through Central America. She had a nice tan and looked rather sexy. Her only fault was asking me for a menu as I sat at the bar with a liter of beer in hand. Did this cabrona think I was a waiter due to social bias?
The age of 35 is true throughout Latin America: There is a big pool of over 35 year old that have experience in various fields, but nobody wants them. In Latin America, you learn to search out quality or diamonds among the rough!
per "nica bound's" suggestion, i am transferring my desire to educated / market from isg to meat loaf intellectual property (ie. issn registration.) therefore, this needed subject will be brief.
what is a colonial house?
a colonial house is a huge concrete structure that may resemble a loft or warehouse.
colonial houses have doorways (ie. front doors) that are 14 - 25 feet high.
colonial houses have cielings that are 18 - 30 feet high.
colonical houses have at least one garden located within the house.
colonial houses have oak wood (ie. roble) located throughout.
colonial houses have sugar cane (ie. cana) under-roofs.
colonial houses have colonial lights.
colonial houses have ceramic tiled floors.
colonial houses have spanish-tiled outer-roofs.
colonial houses of quality have swimming pools.
colonial houses have open-air floor plans that utilize open roof areas.
colonial houses have doors made of wood that stand 14 - 25 feet high.
colonial houses are 2,000 - 15,000 sq. feet in construction.
colonial houses of quality have a cochera (ie. carport.)
colonial house lots cost us $60,000 to purchase. ready to move-in colonial houses cost us $150,000 and higher.
granada is the first and the oldest colonial city of the american hemisphere.
granada is similar to any usa inner-city that has been abandoned. examples are newark, new jersey; gary, indiana; flint, michigan; etcetera. visualize old industrial cities of the usa. visualize the next neighborhood in your area to experience regentrification.
regentrification? this is when white property owners move out of the neighborhood for the suburbs, but own the property. lower income residents of minority ethnicities move-in as renters. these residents typically turn the neighborhood into a "ghettoe" over the next 20 - 30 years as they pay the mortgage off for the "white flight" owners. driving down property values the neighborhood becomes a bargain and younger "yuppies" or "buppies" (ie. black urban working professionals) purchase the houses on new mortgages. the "white flight" original owners sell to the "yuppies" and enjoy their retirement with cash-in-hand. the younger generation gets the police and law enforcement on their side and the police start to regulate the ghettoe residents as to protect the new home owner moving-in. the "yuppies" displace the low income residents to the suburbs expanding the metropolitan area. the ghettoe becomes the new "chic" neighborhood of the community.
this is regentrification and happens in various neighborhoods every 20 - 30 years!
granada resembles the above model, but the locals never leave for the suburbs and will remain your neighbors.
burnt out building; torn down properties; delapidated housing is granada with luxury units rep001tered throughout the city!
who will be your neighbors for the above cash expenditure? the poverish!
who will be your associates for conversation? the poverish; foreigners; and voip-based telephone communications.
how is meat loaf living in granada? b.i.g.!
Is Meat Loaf now living in a Granada colonial house with a swimming pool ?!
Oh, how the Mighty have fallen !
Shit Holmes I have never seen a black waiter in Argentina but Argentineans are certainly racist as all hell. There are very few blacks in Argentina for two reasons: Only in the extreme north do they grow cotton or sugar cane, so slavery never really got as established here as elsewhere in Latin America, and a disproportionate number of blacks died in the yellow fever epidemic of 1871. Probably that was due to not having been on the continent as long and having less immunity.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Shit Holmes I have never seen a black waiter in Argentina but Argentineans are certainly racist as all hell. There are very few blacks in Argentina for two reasons: Only in the extreme north do they grow cotton or sugar cane, so slavery never really got as established here as elsewhere in Latin America, and a disproportionate number of blacks died in the yellow fever epidemic of 1871. Probably that was due to not having been on the continent as long and having less immunity.[/QUOTE]
Your first two words had me laughing throughout the end.
All of those WWII Nazis that resettled in Argentina brought their concepts too.
I know there are lots of poor white girls up north in Sante Fe that need a few a pesos and interracial fantasies. I will be too much for them with the three (3) languages and cultural diversity.
A few years ago I tried one of those internet social networks and all of my fans were from Argentina. Second was Mexico. Those white girls in Argentina want some Loaf real bad from ages 18 - 60!
Great Humor "Dickhead."
[quote=nica bound]is meat loaf now living in a granada colonial house with a swimming pool ?!
oh, how the mighty have fallen ![/quote]
when i invite any chavala into my home, including "holly rollers," the panties fall!
sabes, i went to mga today and it is a different world compared to "gringo granada."
honestly, granada is the place to live amongst your peers and "slum" in managua! rent oneself a house for us $200 per month in mga and live in your granada mansion for us $1,500 per month, if you want a good nicaraguan existance.
You will need an automobile once you leave the friendly confines of Managua where public transportation is abundant! You also need a vehicle to manuever effectively with "'yo hoes."
Desiring to be a "Good Gringo" and support Goverment Motors (ie. GM) through these tough times, I went to the dealership.
As a "Good Gringo," I like extravegance including transportation. And the largest vehicle that I like is the Chevy Suburban with captain's chairs, 15-inch woofers, spinner rims, wood grain dashboard, leather seats, gullwing doors, and candy paint.
Grupo Q is an auto dealership that sells Porsche and Chevy products with franchises located in every Central American country. Last year they generated US $10 million is sales revenues which is respectable production in Nicaragua.
So, I went to the dealership with my Blanc Pen in hand ready to sign on the dotted line. The 100% female sales staff approached this obvious looking Gringo to aide my interests. I disclosed to her that I wanted a Chevy Suburban, but didn't see any on the dealership lot. She informed me that they must be ordered from El Salvador and take three (3) months for delivery.
2009 Chevy Suburban costs US $70,000 in Nicaragua!
20% down payment; 15% - 20% interest rate; monthly payment approaching US $1,000 per month; full coverage insurance US $300 per month; gasoline is US $4 per gallon vs. USA price of US $2.70 per gallon.
2009 Porsche Deportivo costs US $140,000 in Nicaragua!
Let's not even talk about the difficulty and time required to obtain parts for repair of the above vehicle. And that only the dealership knows this car: "Alley Mechanics" don't know anything about Chevy or Porsche products nor are repuestos (ie. parts) available. If the cars above breakdown outside of Managua you are S.O.L. (ie. Sh*t Out of Luck.)
Who in the USA has a car that costs US $70,000?
The only people that have a Chevy Suburban in Nicaragua is the USA Embassy!
How much is a Chevy Suburban in the USA? US $30,000 - US $40,000
Now do you understand how expensive Nicaragua is and that only successful Gringos can live here?
I'm giving you guys too much information and now I'm going to f*ck you up with game!
US $70,000 for a Chevy Suburban at 15% - 20% is too much money for a bullsh*t product from a bullsh*t company- Government Motors (ie. GM.) I'm from the USA and know how much Chevy products breakdown. Nonetheless, I like the car.
How to acquire a Chevy Suburban for cheap?
In Nicaragua, only cars younger than ten (10) years are allowed for import.
In Nicaragua, the import tax on vehicles is almost 100% of the MSRP. Hence, expect to pay double the price for cars! The government has to earn income somehow especially since sales tax (ie. IVA) isn't collected nor do citizens pay taxes.
This is what you do:
1. You can purchase the car body in the USA or Mexican junkyard.
2. Import a few Mexican mechanics to build the car within Nicaragua. Employment term of less than three (3) months. It's a vacation for them so it's not hard to being them here. Cost of labor US $500 - US $700 per month per chavo. Or you can hire Nicaraguan mechanics for US $150 per month per chavalo.
3. You can build the frame in Nicaragua with a welder or import the frame from the Mexican or USA junkyard.
4. Build the car within Nicaragua from available parts. Engine, electronics, seats, etcetera. You need parts that are readily available and that "Alley Mechanics" know and understand. 100% CUSTOM.
5. Get license plates and have a few cordobas for the nino of the DMV (ie. department of motor vehicles.)
Drive B.I.G. for under US $15,000 - US $20,000
Let's not even talk about kit / replica cars!
Spend time with your Mexican neighbors in the USA and you too will learn how to get over on vehicles.
P.S. Meat Loaf knows close to nothing about mechanics, but knows how to get sh*t done!
Johnny Cash wrote a song about building a car that way. Good luck with that.
i've detailed in-depthly why other countries are better for re-settlement than nicaragua! i've detailed who your peers are in nicaragua. i've detailed extensively the mentality that you must assume for survival. is it worth it? truthfully, no!
as i consider making this purchase of us $70,000 for a vehicle, i reflect.
the last time i made a serious vehicle purchase was for my 21st-birthday at which time i assumed a lotus esprit s4 for under us $80,000.
yeah, that's correct!
us $70,000 for a chevy suburban in a bullsh*t country? who's the sucker?
i can live in polanco or condesa, mexico city, for the same rent! i can purchase a lotus from the dealership in santa fe, mexico city, mexico, for us $35,000 usado! i can associate with bilingual mexicans who work professionally. i can bang "gutter b*tches" throughout mexico for the same price per polvo. i can socialize at estadio azteca, watching my favorite soccer team club america, in my personal skybox for us $150 per game. i can recruit three live-ins from the 50 million female populace. it's not even about the money, it's about the ambiance!
is nicaragua worth the effort, investment with 0% rates of return, and lack of peers? no! is nicaragua worth us $1,000 cost of living per month? yes!
is nicaragua worth us $ 3,000 and higher cost of living per month? no!
is nicaragua worth us $ 60,000 cost of living per annum? no!
moment of truth: spend b.i.g. and socialize with "loosers" or spend b.i.g. and socialize with your peer group (ie. professionals) is the question all foreigners must answer when considering nicaragua.
the second question is: who wants latin america more, you or them? and if you want it more than those "loosers" how dirty and deep are you gong to get to ensure your survival? and we're not even talking about making money domestically: we're talking about spending money for survival. survive in nicaragua; work / earn overseas!
nicaragua aint no joke like costa rica, panama, mexico, colombia, republica dominica. why? no gringo network: it's too much work and decades of development for nicaragua to even become a viable location for gringos and the gringo-mentality.
come visit & bring cash: be preapred to play / operate at the highest level of society (ie. politics, commerce, language, education, etcetera.) as to ensure your survival.
"Dickhead," this weekend I placed my first order for a 100% tailored wardrobe with my name written on the tags! Turnaround time of 1-week.
Before moving here three years ago with this plan of tailored clothing, I assumed that everybody would sew due to their lack of money. I was wrong!
In Mexico every grandmother sews clothing. In Guatemala the natives sew clothing. In Nicaragua, they purchase used USA clothing (ie. paca) (US $25,000 is the entry price to become a merchant of used clothing in Nicaragua.)
The clothing stores are weak! Individuality is not available through fashion (ie. moda.) Long pants and long-sleeve shirts are the norm and limmings.
I order several shirts and even boxer brief underwear with my name written on the elastic. My real name, not Meat Loaf. I'm looking forward to presenting my package to girls and watching their reaction as they read my "Johnson."
The cost of material (Ie. tela) for each shirt, pants, and shorts is US $10. The cost of labor is US $10 for each as well. Cotton and linen is what I wear.
In Nicaragua, 100% independance is required for SURVIVAL.
The very first favorita I had in Buenos Aires was a sastre, actually a professional pattern maker. She made me some nice stuff. She's dead now. But I dress down here so as not to appear wealthy (which I'm not). For the same reason I live in very basic apartments. Recently my favorita asked me what my salary was and I gave her the correct number but neglected to mention it was dollars (3.75 exchange rate). It's much better that way. I also make a point of acting broke at the end of each month.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]I also make a point of acting broke at the end of each month.[/QUOTE]I believe that is SOP in Latin America and especially around Latinas except I make it a point to act broke all the time.
Jackson is "tripping."
Nicaragua with all these new threads? Is it worth it or similar to Costa Ric? No! Don't get too excited 'cause you'll be disappointed and maybe victimized.
Would it be too "cocky" if I were to take the credit for generating such an interest in Nicaragua? The value of good English-writing skills!
I guess I'll follow "Nica Bounds" advice more seriously and start writing that book / guide.
It doesn't matter how much you pay 'cause you're still surrounded and living amongst the poverish.
The electricity has been going out for the past several days spanning several hours.
The water was shut off for 24-hours.
The cable service lapsed on SUnday and Monday for 3-hours per day. Obviously, internet was non-operative.
Nicaragua is 100% independant and one must have a generator and water tank as personal residential infrastructure.
[QUOTE=Riodulce]I believe that is SOP in Latin America and especially around Latinas except I make it a point to act broke all the time.[/QUOTE]
Everyone knows that you're not broke based upon (1) skin color, (2) age, (3) dialect of Spanish, and (4)the age of your wife / girlfriend.
You, the Gringo, will always have more than the local and three or more drunk locals upset about this fact will not be fooled by the "act."
Sacrificing "Gringo" success (ie. consumerism) just to live amongst the poor and with a whole bunch of bullsh*t is too much sacrifice for the Gringo. They'll get turned into carne molida.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]The very first favorita I had in Buenos Aires was a sastre, actually a professional pattern maker. She made me some nice stuff. She's dead now. But I dress down here so as not to appear wealthy (which I'm not). For the same reason I live in very basic apartments. Recently my favorita asked me what my salary was and I gave her the correct number but neglected to mention it was dollars (3.75 exchange rate). It's much better that way. I also make a point of acting broke at the end of each month.[/QUOTE]
Hell, I do that here in the U.S. You know, "I am a poor college 'teacher,' and you know that we do not make much," is what I tell all. While my family and friends roll their eyes, the poor girls just nod in agreement. I used this in Mexico, when a worker quoted high. I said I was a poor college "teacher." She kept moving. Another, however, presented herself and it was a great GFE. I never liked flashy, as it provokes inquiry.
Thank you MeatLoaf for all the interesting posts you've provided on here. Since living in Miami,FL I do come across quite a bit of Nica's but they are somewhat Americanized and they expect a lot right off the start in any relationship you have with them. I think a trip to your area would be a nice change to see how a real Nica is in her own setting.
Still enjoy your posts even though I am still slightly confused as to whether or not the posts or real or made-up. Either way, I'll continue to read and enjoy!
B from MIA
Ayyy mi amor querría salir con vos esta noche pero como vos sabés hoy es el 27 y no me pagan hasta el 31. Ahora estoy seco. No tengo ni siquiera un mango para gastar en este momento. Lo siento muuuucho, muñequita.
This works well, especially since most people here get paid on the 29th so by staying home on the 29th and 30th I also avoid crowds of drunk assholes. I just wish the ATMs here didn't automatically print your balance on the receipt. There is one bank chain, in fact, that [b]shows your fucking balance on the screen[/b] so I have to avoid that if I am with a chica.
Prof is right; I'm a teacher too so that makes it easier. Teachers in Latin America really, really, [b]really[/b] don't get paid for shit, as opposed to in the US where there are only two "really"s involved. Of course, although I don't get paid shit at my job, I don't do shit either so I guess it's fair.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Ayyy mi amor querría salir con vos esta noche pero como vos sabés hoy es el 27 y no me pagan hasta el 31. Ahora estoy seco. No tengo ni siquiera un mango para gastar en este momento. Lo siento muuuucho, muñequita.
This works well, especially since most people here get paid on the 29th so by staying home on the 29th and 30th I also avoid crowds of drunk assholes. I just wish the ATMs here didn't automatically print your balance on the receipt. There is one bank chain, in fact, that [b]shows your fucking balance on the screen[/b] so I have to avoid that if I am with a chica.
Prof is right; I'm a teacher too so that makes it easier. Teachers in Latin America really, really, [b]really[/b] don't get paid for shit, as opposed to in the US where there are only two "really"s involved. Of course, although I don't get paid shit at my job, I don't do shit either so I guess it's fair.[/QUOTE]
I too stay inside on the 1st, 2nd, 15th, and 16th of each month, unless the payday is on a Tuesday or Wednesday!
I'm rude and tell them no when anybody asks me for money! I tell them "tough sh*t!" You have a network and I only have an ATM card.
I don't care who the person is or their excuse.
Children panhandlers receive my business card to give to their mothers for C$150.
Cristina took over your pension system too!
[QUOTE=Professor 1]Hell, I do that here in the U.S. You know, "I am a poor college 'teacher,' and you know that we do not make much," is what I tell all. While my family and friends roll their eyes, the poor girls just nod in agreement. I used this in Mexico, when a worker quoted high. I said I was a poor college "teacher." She kept moving. Another, however, presented herself and it was a great GFE. I never liked flashy, as it provokes inquiry.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad to see that so many of the "intellegencia" read Meat Loaf posts!
They sorta halfway unwound the pension takeover and now the workers can choose between the two systems, private and public. But only some workers, and only under some circumstances. That shit don't affect me at all. I don't even have a work permit, or a bank account, or ANY fuckin' thing like that down here. Lots of gringos down here jump through lots of hoops to get residency here and one of the main reasons is so they can get a bank account. Hello? Why in the [b]fuck[/b] would you want to put any money in an Argentine bank? Does the word "corralito" mean anything to you? Have you lost your mind? Have you been eating fucking glue? And bank fees are high here. Like I'm gonna pay a monthly fee and a per-transaction fee and and and. Tal tal tal. Po po po as the Peruvians say. Argentina has no idea who I am or where I am. They know I am in their country and that is it. Every time I re-enter I have to file out a form stating my local address. Guess what? I lie. My employers think I am still in Guadalajara. I'm the invisible man!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I'm glad to see that so many of the "intellegencia" read Meat Loaf posts![/QUOTE]
Sí, Sí, Don Meat Loaf. Los profesores tienen aprender también.
tienen [b]que[/b] aprender
[QUOTE=Dickhead]They sorta halfway unwound the pension takeover and now the workers can choose between the two systems, private and public. But only some workers, and only under some circumstances. That shit don't affect me at all. I don't even have a work permit, or a bank account, or ANY fuckin' thing like that down here. Lots of gringos down here jump through lots of hoops to get residency here and one of the main reasons is so they can get a bank account. Hello? Why in the [b]fuck[/b] would you want to put any money in an Argentine bank? Does the word "corralito" mean anything to you? Have you lost your mind? Have you been eating fucking glue? And bank fees are high here. Like I'm gonna pay a monthly fee and a per-transaction fee and and and. Tal tal tal. Po po po as the Peruvians say. Argentina has no idea who I am or where I am. They know I am in their country and that is it. Every time I re-enter I have to file out a form stating my local address. Guess what? I lie. My employers think I am still in Guadalajara. I'm the invisible man![/QUOTE]
I hear that "train of thought" from many that reside outside of the USA.
They fear going back to North America due to the threat of "warrants."
You've assumed the role of the "mojados" (ie. illegal aliens; derrogatory) in the USA. And when sh*t goes wrong (ie. Mr. Charlie; the Police) contact them it's a coin toss as to their freedom and civility.
You're outrageous with the present possessive (ie. tener que.) We all make mistakes Dr. "Dickhead."
"tener que" is not the present possessive. it's not any kind of possessive. where did you get that from? tener means "to have" (as i am sure you know) and tener que means "to have [u]to[/u] [do something]." he could also just have used "necesitan." i was just trying to help educate a fellow professor. as he said, even we professors must learn! he probably has a phd but i don't which makes me sort of a "mojado" (wetback) in the professorate anyway.
i don't have any warrants or anything like that. it's just nice not to have big brother, and to be off the grid. in some countries (germany, for example) when you move, you have to go to the local police station and register. fuck a whole bunch of that shit. as far as i know there is no such law like that here, although i am sure there is a law about lying on an immigration form. but what i do is put the correct street number but a similarly named street, like juncal instead of junín. hey, i got confused.
but if you think about the reasons why police would "contact" you in the us, they don't really apply here. obviously traffic stops. i don't drive here so i have that covered. stupid shit like jaywalking or having an open beer on the street. having an open beer on the street is not illegal. jaywalking is a national sport. being punk in drublic. i don't know if that is illegal here or not but you can pass out on the sidewalk and no one bothers you. pissing in public. i mean if you pissed on the window of a restaurant while people were eating dinner (i accidentally did this in my youth) you might have a problem but if you are pissing in an alley (there really aren't any alleys around here) or behind a bush in a park, the cops don't care. [b]they[/b] do that.
and of course [b]prostitution[/b]. where i lived in the us, they were taking johns' cars. and i don't mean just impounding them; i am talking about confirep001ion. plus "john tv." jesus christ. give me a fucking break. ruin some guy's life over a blow job. don't gotta worry about that here. although, i did have one friend who got shaken down by a cop when he was leaving a privado. it cost him around ten bucks in "coima." pot's not legal here, and i probably wouldn't smoke it walking down the street, but possession of up to two grams is not grounds for arrest. i guess maybe they could give you a ticket. but people do smoke pot in doorways and in parks and i've never heard of anything happening.
the thing about argentinean cops is they are pretty lazy. i am not too concerned. have you had much contact with the cops in nicaragua? how long have you been living there, anyway?
It does not matter how much money you spend on your residence; nor does it matter that you pay your bills on time; nor is it important for what purposes you utilize the above public utilities because you are a product of the environment.
The above services will "go dark" and you will experience a loss of service. Never is justification, discounts, or customer enquiries honored.
You too will become a member of the populace.
In Nicaragua, you can only be "so serious" about your lifestyle, occupation, and creature comforts because you are 100% dependant upon the infrastructure and populace.
I write this post as I have just experience two (2) hours of outages after experiencing three (3) hours of outages on Monday.
A fellow-North America experienced Internet failure for 1-week due to a rain storm!
Can you afford to live here even with overseas employment?
But if the utility services go down for a few days, they refund your money for that period of time. Right? Right? [b]Ha Ha Ha Ja Ja Ja[/b].
Che Señor what is the Spanish word for refund? Viste boludo there ain't one. You broke it you bought it. You wreck it you stole it.
Here in Buenos Aires we have electricity, water, and so forth and it's pretty reliable. In five + years never an outage of more than a few hours. But I look at my underwear and it does not say Dickhead on the label. So fuck me.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]But if the utility services go down for a few days, they refund your money for that period of time. Right? Right? [b]Ha Ha Ha Ja Ja Ja[/b].
Che Señor what is the Spanish word for refund? Viste boludo there ain't one. You broke it you bought it. You wreck it you stole it.
Here in Buenos Aires we have electricity, water, and so forth and it's pretty reliable. In five + years never an outage of more than a few hours. But I look at my underwear and it does not say Dickhead on the label. So fuck me.[/QUOTE]
In Mexico City, the use rollilng blackouts for ten minutes so the Director of the electric company can siphon some Mexican Pesos.
If you purchase it, you own it regardless: This was my experience at Radio Shack three weeks ago.
I just looked up refund in the Webste's Spanish dictionary and they told me that there is no translation.
These people are so money hungry, via hook or crook, that when they get a peso it's a sign of "getting over" on the person that furnished the peso.
You should make some Dickhead underwear with a head, mouth open, on your crotch. I'm going to have a picture of Meat Loaf on mine.
More Spanish translations:
Security deposit = signing bonus
Engagement ring = signing bonus
Personal loan from friend = signing bonus
My grandmother is sick = I think you are an idiot
My cousin had a motorcycle accident = I think you are an idiot
My brother needs to buy school uniforms = I think you are an idiot
I need money for school = I will fuck you for money
I am studying English = I will fuck you for money
It is very difficult to find work here in (Latin country) = I will fuck you for money
Pero che vos sos rrre vaga y si querés zafar así 'tonces andate mierda hacia la puta que te parió ¿'tendés?
It is a complex socio-economic mosaic in Latin America!
[QUOTE=Its All Good]Another use for Meatloaf and Dickheads underwear. Meatloaf, here is another fashion statement you can sell to the Nicaragua public. ;)[/QUOTE]
You guys catch-on too quick!
[QUOTE=Dickhead]
Pero che vos sos rrre vaga y si querés zafar así 'tonces andate mierda hacia la puta que te parió ¿'tendés?
[/QUOTE]
But she's a bum (ie. vagobunda) and you want to f*ck then bring the shit until the puta (ie. female) can't take anymore / or you ejaculate (ie. terminar; cum.)
I thought you worked in the classroom and not on the street, "Dickhead."
Dickhead,
Perhaps you might help Meat Loaf ghost-write his memoirs.
[QUOTE=Chinchuliar]Dickhead,
Perhaps you might help Meat Loaf ghost-write his memoirs.[/QUOTE]
I'm going to start posting less and less information / commentary as I need to begin writing other materials. [B]ISG[/B] is fun and pressure-free unlike the majority of writings I create.
I've brought you guys this far and now you must walk on your own.
I invited you out last week, "Chinchuliar," and you have yet to respond. I will be doing more car shopping this Saturday in Managua if you want to say hello.
I leave "community p*ssy" to SAPs (ie. Sorry A*s People) who take pride and enjoyment in purchasing "retail" p*ssy. They don't know where the girl has been nor do they know where the guys were that entered her body.
1. On your first encounter, ask the girl when her period (ie. menstral cycle) is coming. She'll be offended, but explain to her that you and her will be f*cking and you don't want her pregnant with yet another bastard child. You're a gentleman and will provide her with the birth control shot which is administered at her last drop of period blood.
They like this 'cause it shows that you are responsible and will not "hit-and-run" as did her baby(ies) father(s.)
2. When you witness her ultima gota (ie. last drop,) inject her with the 1-month birth control shot. This protects you from exploitation; provides you with confidence; and protects her from digging herself into a bigger hole of failure (ie. bastard offspring; single-motherhood.)
They like this 'cause it gives them free license to wh*re around town without risk!
3. Take the broad to the Gynecologist to check the p*ssy out! You don't know where she's been and who she's f*cking. Get the AIDS test taken too.
Total Expense fore stpes 1 - 3: US $12. And piece of mind!
SUMMARY: As you wait for the last drop of period blood to come which may be 1-month, place her on a steady diet of d*ck sucking.
* Of course, condoms should be worn at all times, but the birth control shot is added security similar to seat belts within a car that is insured. *
B!tch you're a bum and if all you want to do is slide by then go fuck yourself, along with (in the direction of) your wh@re of a mother. "Zafar" I am not sure it is a real word but here it means "to get by, to slide by, to do just enough." Since English is the only language that ascribes sexual activity to inantimate objects (that fucking chair, for example), Spanish has no real equivalent. Where an English speaker would tell someone to go fuck theirself, a Spanish speaker tells them to go shit theirself.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]B!tch you're a bum and if all you want to do is slide by then go fuck yourself, along with (in the direction of) your wh@re of a mother. "Zafar" I am not sure it is a real word but here it means "to get by, to slide by, to do just enough." Since English is the only language that ascribes sexual activity to inantimate objects (that fucking chair, for example), Spanish has no real equivalent. Where an English speaker would tell someone to go fuck theirself, a Spanish speaker tells them to go shit theirself.[/QUOTE]
Chinga Su Madre (ie. f*ck yo' momma) seems a lot easier to say, "Dickhead!"
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Again, as always, I will be 100% honest.
Nicaragua will disapoint you in the area of females! Why? It's Nicaragua and everything is low-quality (ie. champu / shampoo).
1. Any and every girl you meet in the brothel (ie. community p*ssy) will be almost 100% mentirosa (ie. liers.)
Suggestion: Don't believe too much of what she says. Don't mantener (ie. financially support) her with Western Union. "Don't believe the hype!"
2. Almost all the females have a very limited conversation base! Why? The highest level of education is usually middle school and they drop-out of school around age 15 or younger. Why? It's the culture. They spend almost 100% of their time within the home talking to their family members who have a similar or lower education level and converse amongst the same family members. They've never thought, worried, or considered anything beyond today.
Topics of Conversation: (a) Her children; (b) your children, occupation, residency, vehicle, entertainment budget; (c) her need to feed the nino; (d) other topics of discourse via the Nicaraguan News; and (d) of course, I cannot under-mention gossip (ie. chisme.)
3. They have 0% interest or experience in occupational or educational endeavors. They expect you to pull caballo (ie. pay for their existence and wants until death.) They have zero understaning of the "Real World." They've witnessed for their entire life all of their family members sitting around the house, but still they SURVIVE for 20 - 60 years. Why? Caballos exist.
4. For everyone that reads [B]ISG[/B] you will need to lower your train of thought (ie. get on thier level) to communicate. You will realize that your time and conversation in Nicaragua was futile: A waste of money, time, effort, etcetera.
5. Non-pro girls will take months to develop and you must live here for that.
You must really get busy in attempting to locate these chavalas (ie. girls) by going directly to their house. This means you must get in the streets, walk the neighborhoods without fear, and be ready for the husband / boyfriend / baby's daddy / cock block to protect "his" property. Knives, machetes, guns, and rocks are the weapons of choice and it will the entire household physically attacking you versus one individual.
6. Almost everyone is 100% undependable! Result: 100% frustration, confusion, and wasted effort / time when you associated with that individual / society. You cannot place much confidence in anyone that you meet, unless they are a foreigner like yourself!
7. Almost everyone is 100% irresponsible! Result: You pull caballo! They have never had any incentive to be responsable and therefore never learned this character trait. Regardless of what they do someone else will support them!
8. You are a "stepping stone" with the expectation of riding you like a caballo for as long as possible with as minimal effort / contribution. They too will bring their friends / family members / ninos / and anyone else they elect for the "free" transportation (ie. mantener.)
9. When the beer and rum wears off you will be disappointed, lonely, and feel used! You're desechable (ie. disposable) to the society and especially the girls.
10. She will be f*cking at least two (2) other guys with less money and success than you while you pull caballo. Those two (2) guys will benefit from your caballo status 'cause you're supporting her children and household.
These "loosers" are getting the p*ssy for free 'cause they both are on the same level and can communicate.
11. You, the foreigner, are nothing more than a distraction from their "Typical Nicaraguan Day."
12. They bring an enormous amount of baggage that you will carry from "hello."
* Save yourself the trouble, headache, and pain of Nicaragua by associating in Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Republica Dominica, and North America / Europe. *
And remember, demograqphics are important in your success. I'm in the country's demographic while you probably are as far from the demographic as possible. Demographic means age, race, language, culture, mentality, etcetera. The demographic issue cannot be understated and will have a direct effect upon your ability to infiltrate the society as you "hunt for c*nt!"
Nicaragua is the #1 Latin American Ghetto: Visualize your USA Latino Barrio and Nicaragua is worse and more disfunctional.[/QUOTE]
So you Gringos want a Latin(a)?
1. If you live in the USA you have a few options: (a) Latinas that are Americanized whether bilingual (her) or not. They usually are scared of their home country and never visit. They are ashamed of their home country and refuse to speak Spanish or were never taught by their parents who are ashamed. She's pro-Latin and therefore is a "ghetto Queen" or she's "not really Latin(a) due to her occupational success and lives among white society. You may get lucky and find a Latin(a) that is proud, successful, bilingual, and visits the home country. (b) Mail order brides, but the mail order bride law [B][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Marriage_Broker_Regulation_Act[/url][/B] helps prevents you importing a Latina to the USA: USA-women don't want the competition. (c) Relocate to where they live in abundance (ie. USA-Mexican border; USA-cities.)
2. Relocate to Latin America: Learn the language; expect 100% financial exploitation especially if an "Old Gringo;" and expect the lowest quality of conversation and customer service ever experienced in your lifetime.
3, Take frequent vacations (ie. sex tourist) and rent "community p*ssy" to satisfy your urge for something different.
4. Be happy with what you have at home! And recognize that all of this p*ssy aint for you, but is for Meat Loaf. (I'll keep writing about it so you can keep masturbating to Meat Loaf posts. Send me a PM with your first name and on my next ejaculation I'll shout it aloud. LOL.)
We don't use "chingar" here. We use "coger" and sometimes "joder" but usually joder is fucking like in the sense of I am fucking with you, messing with your head. Chingar is unknown. But insulting people here is an art form so it's important to do it right. A simple "fuck yo momma" ain't gonna cut it.
A good insult here is "forro." Forro means cover, like a car cover, a tarp. So, since it means cover, it is also one of the many slang words for a rubber, a condom. So if you call someone "forro," not only do you say he is a jizz bag but you imply that his dad should have used a rubber, and that he should never have been born.
Another good one is "sorete" which is a dog turd. I am not sure if this is a real word but it is like lumps or chunks of something.
And, although customer service here is terrible in general, customer service from hookers is phenomenal. Argentineans are very slutty by nature, so make good hookers, but the Paraguayas are even better. A Paraguayan hooker will do anyfuckingthing. I had one who used to fuck me while her husband waited downstairs in the coffee shop, with full knowledge of the situation.
Check out this URL:
[url]www.gozanos.com.ar[/url]
The Paraguayans are Mili, Cristal, and Gabi. Rocio was born in Paraguay but grew up in Colombia and Ecuador so she is not quite as good of a fuck.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]We don't use "chingar" here. We use "coger" and sometimes "joder" but usually joder is fucking like in the sense of I am fucking with you, messing with your head. Chingar is unknown. But insulting people here is an art form so it's important to do it right. A simple "fuck yo momma" ain't gonna cut it.
A good insult here is "forro." Forro means cover, like a car cover, a tarp. So, since it means cover, it is also one of the many slang words for a rubber, a condom. So if you call someone "forro," not only do you say he is a jizz bag but you imply that his dad should have used a rubber, and that he should never have been born.
Another good one is "sorete" which is a dog turd. I am not sure if this is a real word but it is like lumps or chunks of something.
And, although customer service here is terrible in general, customer service from hookers is phenomenal. Argentineans are very slutty by nature, so make good hookers, but the Paraguayas are even better. A Paraguayan hooker will do anyfuckingthing. I had one who used to fuck me while her husband waited downstairs in the coffee shop, with full knowledge of the situation.
Check out this URL:
[url]www.gozanos.com.ar[/url]
The Paraguayans are Mili, Cristal, and Gabi. Rocio was born in Paraguay but grew up in Colombia and Ecuador so she is not quite as good of a fuck.[/QUOTE]
Chingar is in Mexico.
Joder is Nicaragua and used like "No jodes."
Coger is Nicaragua and used for having sex.
Necio is Nicaragua and is used for a pest / a needy person.
Paraguay has bad weather- cold.
Argentina is cold too.
Maybe I'll come there in 2010 to lay some pipe.
What's up with Uruguay? I met some chelas from Uruguay one time.
Cuanto vale un polvo por Gozanos?
Paraguay [b]cold[/b]? Shit G you must be outta yo mutha fuckin MIND. That place is hotter'n my cuñada's cama. Southern Argentina is cold. Northern Argentina is hot. Dammmm hot, like Paraguay. 50 C at times. Buenos Aires has a four-season climate similar to maybe North Carolina. It gets below freezing a few times a year, but no snow (snowed on Independence Day, 9 July, 2007 and that was the first snow since 1918. I was hung over and missed it). Right now it is 12C. I'm from a cold climate originally so the "winter" here to me ain't shit.
100 pesos an hour for all the polvos you can echar which at my age is 2, at Gozanos. $26.60 yew ess. BBBJ, CIM and most do cola but that ain't my thing. The best fuck is Laura but Cristal (fucked her yesterday) is very good also. Laura is just a horny fucking **** who will do anything you can think of. This ass wipe on the American Women forum should talk to her. Laura is a prostitute because she can make money doing what she loves best. She told me this. Of course she is 35 or so and the future may not be so kind to her. I admit I did fuck her in the ass once for a few minutes but I couldn't see the point to it.
Uruguay is a waste. Boring. Like Argentina on Quaaludes. Super tranquilo. Fuckers drink mate all day long, then they drink mate all night long. Montevideo is like Bumfuck Iowa or something. I had a gun pulled on me there in 2006 but I just scoffed at the guy.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Paraguay [b]cold[/b]? Shit G you must be outta yo mutha fuckin MIND. That place is hotter'n my cuñada's cama. Southern Argentina is cold. Northern Argentina is hot. Dammmm hot, like Paraguay. 50 C at times. Buenos Aires has a four-season climate similar to maybe North Carolina. It gets below freezing a few times a year, but no snow (snowed on Independence Day, 9 July, 2007 and that was the first snow since 1918. I was hung over and missed it). Right now it is 12C. I'm from a cold climate originally so the "winter" here to me ain't shit.
100 pesos an hour for all the polvos you can echar which at my age is 2, at Gozanos. $26.60 yew ess. BBBJ, CIM and most do cola but that ain't my thing. The best fuck is Laura but Cristal (fucked her yesterday) is very good also. Laura is just a horny fucking **** who will do anything you can think of. This ass wipe on the American Women forum should talk to her. Laura is a prostitute because she can make money doing what she loves best. She told me this. Of course she is 35 or so and the future may not be so kind to her. I admit I did fuck her in the ass once for a few minutes but I couldn't see the point to it.
Uruguay is a waste. Boring. Like Argentina on Quaaludes. Super tranquilo. Fuckers drink mate all day long, then they drink mate all night long. Montevideo is like Bumfuck Iowa or something. I had a gun pulled on me there in 2006 but I just scoffed at the guy.[/QUOTE]
That's a good price, C$500 / US $26. And one might be able to make some money doing business in the local economy.
12C is too cold = 24 - 30F, below freezing. I can wear a fur coat in B.A. so that's good.
Maybe I will come to Argentina for some guedas 'cause these "Bible Thumpers" are taking too long to f*ck me in Granada.
2? I better get busy shooting my 7 per day.
Hasta Manana.
Dude. To convert C to F, multiply by 9/5 (1.8) and add 32. 12 C is in the low 50s. 10 C = 50 F. 12 C = 53.6. No fur coat. A T-shirt if you are me. You must be from Miami or some shit.
Dos polvos por [b]hora[/b]. I'm still good for 3-4 a day. 7 no. Those days are behind me, although I remember them fondly. That reminds me, Laura gets pissed if she can't get the second polvo and she starts doing all kinda freaky shit. [b]Freaky [/b]I am telling you.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Dude. To convert C to F, multiply by 9/5 (1.8) and add 32. 12 C is in the low 50s. 10 C = 50 F. 12 C = 53.6. No fur coat. A T-shirt if you are me. You must be from Miami or some shit.
Dos polvos por [b]hora[/b]. I'm still good for 3-4 a day. 7 no. Those days are behind me, although I remember them fondly. That reminds me, Laura gets pissed if she can't get the second polvo and she starts doing all kinda freaky shit. [b]Freaky [/b]I am telling you.[/QUOTE]
"Chinchuliar," "Dickhead" said he is good for 3 - 4 polvos per day! Wow!
You are full of education: Yeah, I forgot [(0C = 32F) + (12C x 2)] = 56F est.
That's still cold to me! That's why I hated Mexico City which is 27C everyday.
I need 33C everyday, without fail and 50% of the year without a drop of rain: Nicaragua!
Cablenet (ie. cable internet) service went out again for a few hours just as the business day was beginning.
What would you do as your reaction? (a) wait it out; (b) begin socializing within the community not dependant upon internet service; or (c) perform "paper work?"
You are a victim / member of society and live according to its system, not your customs and expectations.
SUGGESTION: Invest in companies as a stockholder; receive dividends (ie. profits); and leave the day-to-day headaches to someone else. Do not assume the headaches of Nicaraguan existence when someone else can deal with the nonsense while you reep the rewards. You want transparency (ie. incorporated entities or stock listed investments.)
Even then, those that assume the day-to-day nonsense get worn out from the bullsh*t!
A girl from Puerto Cabezas taught me the word chinchuliar. Makes a change from chingar/coger. I've never heard anyone else use it, though.
[QUOTE=Chinchuliar]A girl from Puerto Cabezas taught me the word chinchuliar. Makes a change from chingar/coger. I've never heard anyone else use it, though.[/QUOTE]
I always wondered what your name meant? I thought it "Chinchila" as used in rap music by "Jay Z" and "Little Kim" to refer to some type of a fur coat.
I, Meat Loaf, extend thanks to the forumn created by "Jackson" titled [B]"International Sex Guide![/B]
Through the years, I've scribed content onto these digital pages known as [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info[/URL] and have had the privlege of developing relationships (ie. commerce, social, digital communicae) with its paying-members (ie. Senior Members.) These relationships have proven benefitial to all and will continue to produce exito (ie. success.)
Pay "Jackson" his US $20 for managing such a venue as to enable "like-minded" individuals, worldwide, such amistad (ie. friendship.)
For the most part, I, Meat Loaf, have been privy to meeting those "Leaders of Community" that assume risk; accept risk; and manage risk to the benefit of society called "The Human Race." Thus far, every [B]International Sex Guide Senior Member[/B] has proven himself to be a gentleman of respect, professionalism, and desireous of future growth. As the recipient of such a humanly gestures I extend thanks.
May you too purchase your [B]International Sex Guide Senior Membership[/B] and experience the delight of association and begin your posting legacy.
Blessed "'Ja!"
Primero (ie. first,) I extend thanks to my mother for teaching me the talents of prose. Segundo (ie. second,) I extend thanks to my high-school teacher for informing me of my writing talents. And tercery (ie. thirdly,) I extend thanks to my English-univeristy teacher / client for confirming such talents and encouraging my pursuit in legal studies. For it was my application, and denial, to USA-law schools that "cemented" my confidence in text. Lastly, but with much importantance, I entend thanks to the [B]International Sex Guide[/B] readership body who verify such influence by voluntarily, without invite, board(ing) planes, sometimes bearing regalos (ie. gifts,) to extend thanks for the pleasure / education they recieve from my prose.
I thank all and invite association.
Word on the street is that "Nica Bound" has some gorgeous, "top flight" Chicas Nicas. Associates of "Nica Bound" are vouching that he is cazador (ie. hunter) who claims plenty of prey.
Word on the street is that "XDred" is gaining popularity and becoming a familiar face throughout Managua. Associates of "Xdred" are eagerly awaiting his presence.
Word on the street is that "DrDewman" gets around. The streets are saying that "DrDewman's" presence is like Holloween in the fact that you never know what tricks he has in his "goodie bag."
i never get amazed and always find it "funny" when i meet "leaders of society" who did not attend college. granted, college is not required for success, but is a great social atmosphere and experience that all should endulge. i, personally, dropped out of college to assume professional endeavors and was told early on to return by the c.e.o. of a major usa trading group. i did and continue the pursuit of advanced degrees.
meat loaf perspective: my family has attended and earned baccalaureate and advanced degrees for a minimum of three generations. this feat was accomplished during the "jim crow" days of the usa when black-usa was banned from attending public universities (ie. prior to 1954.) despite the institutional (ie. usa federal law) ban preventing black usa from advancing their education and credentials, we still pulled it off.
meat loaf story: i met a texas-family who owns 5% market share within a major industry. the father attended college and earned a degree. the father is a mexican immigrant of affluence. the son who was reared wealthy dropped out of a public high school in a bullsh*t town. the son assumed the c.e.o. role within the company. the son "bragged" about attending public high school. when i heard this story at a board meeting with all of the above parties, i walked out from disgust!
meat loaf story: i had opportunity to meet a "leader of society" here in nicaragua. the father built the empire spanning two (2) central american countries. within a country of extreme poverty, they are wealthy with revenues that are respectable within the usa. furthermore, they have international publicity. the son was reared wealthy. the son never attended college. granted, the son speaks three (3) languages, but has no credentials.
when the "executive summary" is presented for financing (ie. stock offering, bank loan, etcetera.) they are desnudo (ie. naked.) you always need a "frontman."
in latin america the value and importance of education is much less than the usa. and even within the usa only 25% of the population attends any institution of post-secondary education. your prosperous cities within the usa only have a 20% college-educated populace. along the usa-mexican border the highest level of educaiton is 5th (ie. tijuana) - 8th (ie. brownsville) for "latinos" and in central america you are looking at "weaker' cifras (ie. numbers.)
so, who are your peers? this is why the only option for most are "gated communities" charging us $230,000 to enter- cash- or reading meat loaf posts.
so, if the wealthy don't attend college, how many of the "common folk" attend college in latin america? even your peers financially are not your peers in latin america.
of course there are many successful that attend college. nonetheless, it never amazes me when i witness "nepotism" within the latin america culture that only contributes to the society's stagnation.
you should come and check it out for yourself, with invite of course. nicaragua is 1 / 224 of the world's countries. which country of the 224 do you live?
About 70% of the current crop of youth in the US graduates from high school. Dickhead dropped out of high school when he was barely 15 so he is in the other 30%. Here is a source for that number:
[url]http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2006-06-20-dropout-rates_x.htm[/url]
Note that another authority takes issue with this and says it's 82%. Based on just walking around and talking to a lot of people I think 70% is a bit low. And then there is the issue of whether getting a GED counts as graduating. To me, someone with a GED (I don't have one) is both a drop-out and a graduate. As Mr. M. Loaf, Esq. points out, there are social aspects to the educational process and a GED recipient would miss out on those. However, in the few months I spent in high school, it seemed to me those aspects were both positive and negative, like learning how to make fun of people who are different.
Approximately 35% of people the "right age" for starting college (I would assume 18 or 19):
[url]http://chronicle.com/free/v52/i27/27b05001.htm[/url]
That's regardless of graduation from high school or not. Just slightly more than half of all students who enter graduate with five years:
[url]http://www.act.org/news/releases/2002/11-15-02.html[/url]
I've read and heard that around 60% graduate eventually. It took me 7 years from the time I took my first college course at age 31 to receive my bachelor's degree.
Approximately 26.5% of all US adults over the age of 25 possess a bachelor's degree:
[url]http://www.census.gov/acs/www/Products/Ranking/2003/R02T040.htm[/url]
This varies (as of 2002) from 35.8% in MA (actually DC is much higher for reasons that should be obvious) to 17.0% in WV where there are a lot of dumb-asses. It was interesting to me that NV is very low at 19.5%. They don't have near as many dumb-asses there but you can get a pretty good job (at least in 2002) with just a high school education so why bother, is my theory.
I loved going to college and made a lot of money doing it. One excellent course I took was Social and Ethnic Stratification and we talked quite a bit about prostitution in that class. The professor, a woman, was in her last year and she said whatever she felt like, including: "Pussy is the only thing where you can sell it and still have it." No shit. She said exactly that and this was in a very conservative community. I was almost 40 by then and I very much enjoyed the look on the students' faces when she said that. In the same class, I learned that the most reliable measure of social class is educational level, but not your educational level; rather, it is the educational level of your [b]parents[/b].
We had to write a paper in that class: "Solve the racial issues facing the US." I have no solution but I wrote that the solution was compulsory intermarriage and in three or four generations everyone would be a nice even shade of brown. It's as good of a solution as anything else I've ever heard proposed.
But now I am on the other side of the desk and I really think college is not for everyone and nobody wants to be the one telling a kid, look, go be a plumber or a carpenter or an auto mechanic because you are not college material. If this keeps up then being a college graduate will mean the same thing being a high school graduate fifty years ago. I teach in a master's program and honestly not that many of my students are all that outstanding intellectually.
My experience in Latin America has been that one's educational level is pretty well respected. I never tell people I am a college professor. I always say I am a teacher, with no further details. They tend to look at me reverently. I found that especially true in México.
I convinced two hookers down here to go back to high school at night (it's free). Both had sixth or seventh grade educations. One got through ninth grade and is now going to chef school. I think that was a good choice because she could not even memorize the multiplication tables, but I am still proud of her and the years she spent really broadened her. The other is in 11th grade now and has had to repeat a few classes but I think she will make it. She is very smart, really, and quite good with numbers. And, neither is hooking any more although the second one I do give her some money when she comes over and fucks me. The first one is engaged to a friend of mine and he has made marriage contingent on her finishing chef school, which I think is great. Obviously I don't fuck her any more. He does give her money for school so does that mean she is still a hooker? Don't know don't care.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Word on the street is that "Nica Bound" has some gorgeous, "top flight" Chicas Nicas. Associates of "Nica Bound" are vouching that he is cazador (ie. hunter) who claims plenty of prey.
Word on the street is that "XDred" is gaining popularity and becoming a familiar face throughout Managua. Associates of "Xdred" are eagerly awaiting his presence.
Word on the street is that "DrDewman" gets around. The streets are saying that "DrDewman's" presence is like Holloween in the fact that you never know what tricks he has in his "goodie bag."[/QUOTE]
Hey Meat Loaf it is all true, I did have the privilege of hanging out with XDred for a few days and even went to a little party at his apartment. Sorry about the Gringa who thought we were too loud.
I did bring the medical bag and introduced a couple of new girls to blue. I have heard myself that the word is out about me and blue and will be looking for new patients beginning on July 2nd.
XDred has been paying his dues and should be on the list to be inducted in to the Mongering Hall of Fame don't you think, Meat Loaf?
To be honest I do have a lot of regular patients, but I always look for new ones as their needs are so great in Nicaragua. I hate to rush my exams but for $10.00 for 30 minutes at Fenix I do my best to complete all exams before that dreaded knock on the door arrives.
Enjoying life one Nica (or two) at a time.
drdewman
One Tuesday evening "DrDewman" and I were enjoying a typical Nica style party (Orgy) at my apartment. Since "DrDewman" was leaving country the following afternoon we decided to celebrate.
At 11:30 PM we received a knock on the door. The music was turned down and Xdred opened the door. A tall Gringa who appeared to be around twenty eight years old was in my face. Being the gentlemen I am she was invited in.
She began to speak in English. The first words out of her mouth were “From all the noise I thought there were fifteen people in your apartment”. The fellow American explained she could not sleep due to loud music and talk. She told the group she was working and had to wake-up at 5:30 AM and ask for my groups respect.
Xdred asked her to please speak in Spanish since all parties did not understand the English language. The first comment which I did not like was ignored. She was given a second chance of gaining mutual respect.
Her second statement in perfect Spanish was “ This is inappropriate behavior for a Tuesday evening and such parties should be reserved for Friday night only. I asked if she was aware of her geography and where we were. Her reply was Nicaragua. Ok one point for the Gringa.
At this point my patience due to her “*****” American attitude was wearing thin. Now she may have power in the USA to call the police and inflict pain but in Nicaragua she is nothing.
A police commissioner who is also my friend owns the apartments and lives on the property.
Xdred explained that while we will turn the music down a bit the party will continue since "DrDewman" is leaving tomorrow. I kindly asked for her respect of our position in this matter.
She immediately in full American style became pissed off and slammed the apartment door upon leaving.
I learned due to gossip from the apartment employees she attempted to talk with the police commissioner on two occasions both of which were declined. The Gringa decided out of frustration to move to a small apartment in the front of the property about the size of a state prison jail cell. She still resides there today.
While entering the neighborhood food store the following week with my twenty four year old girlfriend we encountered the Gringa again. She would not look at either of us eye to eye. While walking back to the apartment she passed us without a neighborly greeting. She entered her small apartment and slammed the door.
There is a bit more to the story which will remain unpublished. I believe the Gringa will seek psychological help upon return to the United States.
Xdred
Xdred,
Perhaps you should have invited her to join the party. DrDewman could have helped reduce her stress level with his bag of instruments. It's obvious that the gringa is suffering from hysteria. According to Wikipedia, "Its diagnosis and treatment were routine for many hundreds of years in Western Europe. Hysteria was widely discussed in the medical literature of the Victorian era. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array of symptoms including faintness, nervousness, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and "a tendency to cause trouble".[1]
The latter symptom definitely demonstrates that the gringa was hysteric.
[QUOTE=Xdred]
A tall Gringa who appeared to be around twenty eight years old was in my face. Being the gentlemen I am she was invited in.
Now she may have power in the USA to call the police and inflict pain but in Nicaragua she is nothing. She immediately in full American style became pissed off and slammed the apartment door upon leaving.
While entering the neighborhood food store the following week with my twenty four year old girlfriend we encountered the Gringa again.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
If your girlfriend is 24, how old are you?
Why didn't you "suck it up" and "befriend" the Gringa since you both can relate to one another?
It does not matter how much you pay for your housing in Nicaragua 'cause your neighbors are still broke! And the country is still broke with "half-ass" infrastructure.
Yesterday, the water was out for 12-hours!
Today, the internet went out for 2 hours during business hours!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]If your girlfriend is 24, how old are you?
Why didn't you "suck it up" and "befriend" the Gringa since you both can relate to one another?[/QUOTE]
For reasons you are well aware this could never happen. She was chela with a bit*h atitude. I wish you would have been there to provide the "Meatloaf". I have no desire or intrest in chelas or Gringas.
She lives if the front apartment and desperatly needs help should you be in the area.
As for my age you have described me as in my golden years. I can still fu*k and compete with gentlemen half my age. The Nicas describe me as a "Caballo de la playa". All 100% natural.
You may like the pussy.
Xdred
Do they use "chela" there like we use "cheta" here (snob)? Because to me "una chela" is a beer! At least that's what it means in some parts of México. First I thought maybe it was a typo but now I remember Prof. Loaf using "chela" the same way.
I don't wanna order a beer and end with some high maintenance rich b!tch.
[QUOTE=Xdred] I can still fu*k and compete with gentlemen half my age. The Nicas describe me as a "Caballo de la playa". All 100% natural.[/QUOTE]
Xdred, 100% natural, does that mean you haven't had a penile implant?
Just kidding - I enjoy your posts.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Do they use "chela" there like we use "cheta" here (snob)? Because to me "una chela" is a beer! At least that's what it means in some parts of México. First I thought maybe it was a typo but now I remember Prof. Loaf using "chela" the same way.
I don't wanna order a beer and end with some high maintenance rich b!tch.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, chela means beer in Cd. Mexico. They use it for beer here to every now and then. They use rubia for beer too.
There are a few types of people in Nicaragua: (1) Moreno, which is the majority of the population except the leaders of society (ie. politicians, professors, executives;) (2) Canela, which is a toasted brown color; and (3) chele, which is the white-type of peple. Almost anyone not moreno can be clele or chela. Of course, those called chele or chela carry a sense of pride due to their quest for whiteness. I refer to life as a moreno person and chele: Being chele, or an obvious North American (ie. no pigment) will cause too much attention, both good and bad. Good for those local people that want to get whiteness in their genes (ie. lineage,) and bad 'cause you're a Gringo and therefore a mark (ie. carne blanca.)
They refer to me as moreno while in the USA I'm Black. My view of morenos is not me, but a much softer color. They also say Blacks which is a Bluefields thing. The girls prefer the Bluefield guys over me, the USA, 'cause they can relate. I simply have the money!
In all of my time here, 3 years, I have yet to be a victim while everyone else I know, which are cheles (ie. Gringos,) has been assaulted at least one time. Everyone thinks of me as just another drug dealer from Bluefields or some type of Black criminal with a natural propensity for violence! Unlike Mexico where everyone wants to fight a Black-guy, in Nicaragua they don't. I had to fight all the time in Mexico for six (6) years while here in Nicaragua it's tuani (ie. cool.) Instead, the white guys are the ones that have to watch their backs and fight. Sad for you: I always feel sorry for my Gringo friends when they tell me of their latest violent episode. In Granada, it's different than Managua. Why? In Granada all of the Gringos socialize amongst one another versus Managua where you cannot find other Gringos and must go 100% local populace.
Except for the positions of leadership within society, the racial pressure of being Black in North America is not present in Nicaragua. Everyday life is what I refer. Of course, if a whole bunch of cheles and chelas appear at your door or executive desk something bad is going to happen.
Snob is simple "fresa" or presumido. I use presumida all the time and it really puts girls in there place. "Fresa" is a compliment so I don't use it.
[QUOTE=Xdred]For reasons you are well aware this could never happen. She was chela with a bit*h atitude. I wish you would have been there to provide the "Meatloaf". I have no desire or intrest in chelas or Gringas.
She lives if the front apartment and desperatly needs help should you be in the area.
As for my age you have described me as in my golden years. I can still fu*k and compete with gentlemen half my age. The Nicas describe me as a "Caballo de la playa". All 100% natural.
You may like the pussy.
Xdred[/QUOTE]
In year 2008, XDred boarded a plane, without invitation, to explore Nicaragua. Foolish is an understatement for such actions and I suggest all readers stay within your country and leave these "hoes" for me.
Nonetheless, I met XDred and showed him around. While on tour I instructed XDred which girls he could and could not associate or pursue. Being the gentleman that XDred is and not trying to steal anotehr man's meal, he obliged. Of course, I'm Meat Loaf, and almost all of the women are mine with just a few available for purchase. XDred had a limited selection due to my instruction.
With limited options, XDred, developed relations with "la Chela Presumida." I hate this b*tch and she is my #1 enemy! I saw this "chicken-head" last week and she hates me too. Why? 'Cause via Meat Loaf, XDred, developed aquiantanceship with her. XDred ran the girl through the ringer. She played herself is the truth.
She's chela and attempts to "power play" me, a moreno, for her self-confidence. It's moot!
We don't want to live with "normal" people. As we say here on the Rio, "Why are we all here? Because we're not all there".
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Yeah, chela means beer in Cd. Mexico. They use it for beer here to every now and then. They use rubia for beer too.
There are a few types of people in Nicaragua: (1) Moreno, which is the majority of the population except the leaders of society (ie. politicians, professors, executives;) (2) Canela, which is a toasted brown color; and (3) chele, which is the white-type of peple. Almost anyone not moreno can be clele or chela. Of course, those called chele or chela carry a sense of pride due to their quest for whiteness. I refer to life as a moreno person and chele: Being chele, or an obvious North American (ie. no pigment) will cause too much attention, both good and bad. Good for those local people that want to get whiteness in their genes (ie. lineage,) and bad 'cause you're a Gringo and therefore a mark (ie. carne blanca.)
They refer to me as moreno while in the USA I'm Black. My view of morenos is not me, but a much softer color. They also say Blacks which is a Bluefields thing. The girls prefer the Bluefield guys over me, the USA, 'cause they can relate. I simply have the money!
In all of my time here, 3 years, I have yet to be a victim while everyone else I know, which are cheles (ie. Gringos,) has been assaulted at least one time. Everyone thinks of me as just another drug dealer from Bluefields or some type of Black criminal with a natural propensity for violence! Unlike Mexico where everyone wants to fight a Black-guy, in Nicaragua they don't. I had to fight all the time in Mexico for six (6) years while here in Nicaragua it's tuani (ie. cool.) Instead, the white guys are the ones that have to watch their backs and fight. Sad for you: I always feel sorry for my Gringo friends when they tell me of their latest violent episode. In Granada, it's different than Managua. Why? In Granada all of the Gringos socialize amongst one another versus Managua where you cannot find other Gringos and must go 100% local populace.
Except for the positions of leadership within society, the racial pressure of being Black in North America is not present in Nicaragua. Everyday life is what I refer. Of course, if a whole bunch of cheles and chelas appear at your door or executive desk something bad is going to happen.
Snob is simple "fresa" or presumido. I use presumida all the time and it really puts girls in there place. "Fresa" is a compliment so I don't use it.[/QUOTE]
Laughing my ass off Sr. Loaf, and thanks for the info. Fresa is a fucking strawberry as far as I know. "Strawberry" in English slang to me is the cheerleader who fucks the whole football team, also known as a "woodie." Here we use "frutilla" instead of fresa for strawberries (the fruit). Here presumido/a would be level jumping, like going into my kitchen and grabbing a beer without asking. There is no word that I know of here to describe the cheerleader because they don't really have them here and everybody is fucking everybody else so much the term would have no meaning.
What you call "canela" up there, down here we normally say "tostado/a" and if I think you are darker than you think you are, and I call you "morocho/a" you will get insulted and respond that you are tostado/a. Or you might use moreno/a which is not really very black, like lighter than Obama who would be a morocho. Canela I heard in Colombia and I think there is a wh@rehouse there called Miel y Canela (honey and cinnamon for you gringos) but I can't remember if it's in Bogotá or Medellín.
I am pigmentationally challenged (a bog-trotting Mick by lineage) and they call me and my ilk "polacos" which I sometimes attempt to explain is insulting in English
So you are saying a certain segment of the population in Nicaragua would fuck me because I have fair skin and blue eyes? Sounds good to me. Don't tell them about that minor surgery I had.
Dickhead is "Down With Brown."
Sorry, forgot to ask: so a chele/a is any white person even if they don't walk around with their nose in the air? It has no snobbish connotation? Or am I naïve and all whiteys are presumed to be snobs until proven otherwise? What is the skinny on that?
Isn't Spanish a fun language? It can get you in trouble wherever you go. So they use "sorete" there?
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Xdred,
Perhaps you should have invited her to join the party. DrDewman could have helped reduce her stress level with his bag of instruments. It's obvious that the gringa is suffering from hysteria. According to Wikipedia, "Its diagnosis and treatment were routine for many hundreds of years in Western Europe. Hysteria was widely discussed in the medical literature of the Victorian era. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array of symptoms including faintness, nervousness, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and "a tendency to cause trouble".[1]
The latter symptom definitely demonstrates that the gringa was hysteric.[/QUOTE]
hey Chocha Monger, I have not been on here for a couple of days so
sorry I am a little late responding on this one, I wish I had thought fast enough to offer her treatment. I think I was in shock for a few minutes myself. In my defense I did have 2 other patients already in the emergency room seeking treatment with blue. I am happy to report that both patients did recover form their illnesses and my prayers go out to Xdred's former next door neighbor. Maybe we can do something for her on the next trip.
drdewman
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Sorry, forgot to ask: so a chele/a is any white person even if they don't walk around with their nose in the air? It has no snobbish connotation? Or am I naïve and all whiteys are presumed to be snobs until proven otherwise? What is the skinny on that?
Isn't Spanish a fun language? It can get you in trouble wherever you go. So they use "sorete" there?[/QUOTE]
White people are not considered snobs. Trying to be a snob in Latin America is stupid, unless you're a Latin American that wants to be an American (ie. white person.)
I'm not white so I don't know, but in Nicaragua it symbolizes yuo being a foriegner and therefore having "access" to money. In Granada, everyone knows that the Gringos (ie. backpackers and "Bible Thumpers") are poor (ie. palmado.) Only those with investments (ie. real estate, restaurants) have money and they live here except many of you guys (ie. ISG Senior Members) are quarterly tourists. You must work in the USA to attempt at maintaining your 1-week vacation-spot in Nicaragua.
In Panama, Mexico, Costa Rica, being white may "trick" the locals into thinking you're successful, but in Nicaragua they really aren't concerned or impressed by white people. Again, I'm not white, but I never hear anyone speaking highly or admiring the white person. They are less consumed with the illusion of skin color, and if they are it becomes a dangerous endeavor.
Last week, I was hanging out amongst the moreno population and another moreno asked me where I was from. This is my first-time living in a "tourist trap" and I don't like it: I don't like people asking me what country I'm from 'cause of the connotations it brings. In Managua it doesn't come up, but in Granada everyone asks. And saying the USA introduces "stupid a*s illusions."
Nonetheless, this caballero asked me where I was from and I had to finally say the USA. (They are smart in Granada and ask what country you were born and not what country you claim.) He attempted to give me an out by asking Puerto Rico, but no, I'm from the mainland. In fact, the "Slave States of the USA."
He disclosed his political affiliation and employment. We talked politics and came to many truths and agreements. We shared a few disagreements. We discussed other Latin American politics.
In Granada, the people are #1-PLC, which is the conservative party. Old money with contributors from the 1st world. In Managua, the people are #2-FSLN, which is the socialist party. The party of the poor peasants. And then we have the "Ortegistas," who are the devotees of el Commandante Presidente Daniel Ortega. In Nicaragua, you can and may die over political differences. There are at least five (5) major political parties in Nicaragua.
Anyway, this gentleman talked about his time in Cuba, Puerto Rico, Bolivia, Venezuela, and other Latin American countries. He was well traveled. His associate too chimed-in on his international experience.
After about 1-hour of conversation he presented his carnet (ie. identification card) for "crew." Tuani. He invited me to join and become "branded" or publicly disclose a political affiliation or preference. Danino (ie. that's dangerous.)
In the USA, I am a registered Republican. In the USA, I am a licensed-lobbyist when legally required to file. In Nicaragua, I keep my mouth shut!
There is this notion amongst foreigners that they should avoid political activity in Nicaragua due to the 150-year history of interferance, but of course, foreigners are "betting" on which pony to ride. The concern is governments and their possessions (ie. their citizens, companies, and soveriegn interests.) And of course, everyone is a subject to their citizenship with some countries exhibiting more control than others!
This is why commerce in Nicaragua is futile and Costa Rica, Panama, Mexico, Colombia, and other "Gringo-friendly" countries are better to live than Nicaragua. In Nicaragua, you -the Gringo- are the enemy due to politics.
In conclusion, I used this experience as further education and politely declined. The last time I was invited to branding was my "bid" to the "Kappa Sigma" and "Alpha Phi Alpha" fraternities. Prior to that was a neighborhood gang that resembled the "Little Rascles" in a major metropolitan suburb.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]
So you are saying a certain segment of the population in Nicaragua would fuck me because I have fair skin and blue eyes? Sounds good to me.
"[/QUOTE]
(1) This is why I get action 'cause everyone, male and female, wants to see if the myth is real. (2) And I usually have C$150 too. (3) And they may win the lottery and get pregnant and permanent mantener enforced by the USA government. (4) And I may be "bobo" (ie. fool) and marry her and take her to the USA to live while I work. (5) And then she can bring her family of 20 up there to move into my home. (6) And then the marriage laws will ensure alimony is paid after she leaves me for a Latino. (7) And the Latino and her will enjoy that 20% for 18 - 25 year child support payment.
I'm carne blanca too!
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Sorry, forgot to ask: so a chele/a is any white person even if they don't walk around with their nose in the air? It has no snobbish connotation? Or am I naïve and all whiteys are presumed to be snobs until proven otherwise? What is the skinny on that?
Isn't Spanish a fun language? It can get you in trouble wherever you go. So they use "sorete" there?[/QUOTE]
In Nicaragua I called a girl "floja." Floja in Mexico means lazy: Floja in Nicaragua means a loose p*ssy. It didn't help I called her this in a wh*rehouse.
In Puerto Rico I called someone a "guey." Guey in Mexico is used every sentence. Guey in Puerto Rico means your wife is f*cking someone else and you, the husband, know it about and financially support the man f*cking your wife.
In the USA, some Mexicans called me "moreno." In Mexico it's okay, in the USA it's an insult 'cause I'm Black. Every then (10) years they change our name.
1492 - 1960: The "N-Word."
1960: Colored.
1970: Negroe
1980: Afro-American
1990: African-American / Black
2000: African-American / Black
And it's always white-people determining our classification that we must accept. LOL.
They also assign our leaders (ie. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpon, Louis Farrakhan, and now Obama.) For some reason "Mr. Charlie" thinks that a Rev. title is more credible or at least less militant. Obama is 50% white and reared white so he's controlable. LOL. They never assign J.C. Watts, Michael Steele, Alan Keyes. LOL.
In Puerto Rico "prieto" means Black or colored person. In Mexico, prieto means someone colored-in like Amos & Andy.
Truth be told, Latin America is about 30 - 50 years behind on including all colors into society. You never see anyone with any skin tone on television unless it's the news (ie. crime.) I don't even watch Latin American television unless it's Cubavision. Looking at a whole bunch of "phony a*s, want to be white North Americans" with less lana que yo" is too far to dumb myself down.
Although Latin America officially ended slavery and aparthied sooner than the USA, they have less "white guilt" than North America. Why? North American white people are transplants from Europe since WWI and don't have the prior 400 years of North American experience and history and culture. They are guests fleeing their bullsh*t countries for the USA "white dream" of reaping the fruits of Black labour via aparthied and never gained exposure. Lastly, almost every Black person within the USA has been there since at least 1780 when the USA banned the importation of Black (ie. African and Caribbean slaves.) Only a few "real Blacks" make it to the shores and when they arrive they learn what it is like, but with less stain. This is why they tend to excell a little bit more than native-born. But the native-born don't welcome the foreign Blacks 'casue they don't have the legacy and are just some more "freeloaders." Since then, 1780, Black-USA has had to populate on USA-soil which is why "Jimmy the Greek's" statement in the late-1980s was true! Too much truth.
Do you guys love it when I introduce "the truth" on race or what? I know you do 'cause you would never ask someone Black to explain it nor would you gain such insight with confidence. LOL. (I had to learn everything about Europe and the fallacies and myths of "USA freedom," so now you can learn the foundation and fabric of your home, the USA.)
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Last week, I was hanging out amongst the moreno population and another moreno asked me where I was from. This is my first-time living in a "tourist trap" and I don't like it: I don't like people asking me what country I'm from 'cause of the connotations it brings. In Managua it doesn't come up, but in Granada everyone asks. And saying the USA introduces "stupid a*s illusions."
Nonetheless, this caballero asked me where I was from and I had to finally say the USA. (They are smart in Granada and ask what country you were born and not what country you claim.) He attempted to give me an out by asking Puerto Rico, but no, I'm from the mainland. In fact, the "Slave States of the USA."
He disclosed his political affiliation and employment. We talked politics and came to many truths and agreements. We shared a few disagreements. We discussed other Latin American politics.
In Granada, the people are #1-PLC, which is the conservative party. Old money with contributors from the 1st world. In Managua, the people are #2-FSLN, which is the socialist party. The party of the poor peasants. And then we have the "Ortegistas," who are the devotees of el Commandante Presidente Daniel Ortega. In Nicaragua, you can and may die over political differences. There are at least five (5) major political parties in Nicaragua.
Anyway, this gentleman talked about his time in Cuba, Puerto Rico, Bolivia, Venezuela, and other Latin American countries. He was well traveled. His associate too chimed-in on his international experience.
After about 1-hour of conversation he presented his carnet (ie. identification card) for "crew." Tuani. He invited me to join and become "branded" or publicly disclose a political affiliation or preference. Danino (ie. that's dangerous.)
In the USA, I am a registered Republican. In the USA, I am a licensed-lobbyist when legally required to file. In Nicaragua, I keep my mouth shut!
There is this notion amongst foreigners that they should avoid political activity in Nicaragua due to the 150-year history of interferance, but of course, foreigners are "betting" on which pony to ride. The concern is governments and their possessions (ie. their citizens, companies, and soveriegn interests.) And of course, everyone is a subject to their citizenship with some countries exhibiting more control than others!
This is why commerce in Nicaragua is futile and Costa Rica, Panama, Mexico, Colombia, and other "Gringo-friendly" countries are better to live than Nicaragua. In Nicaragua, you -the Gringo- are the enemy due to politics.
In conclusion, I used this experience as further education and politely declined. The last time I was invited to branding was my "bid" to the "Kappa Sigma" and "Alpha Phi Alpha" fraternities. Prior to that was a neighborhood gang that resembled the "Little Rascles" in a major metropolitan suburb.[/QUOTE]
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Damn ! This SOB can write some shit can't he !
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Go for it Loaf. I don't have the balls to ask a black guy all this shit. I am not an idiot but for me to say, "what is it like to be black in this country or that country," I am curious to know but I can't do it. Similarly I cannot explain (or could try to explain but not well) how uncomfortable I felt in majority black countries such as Jamaica and The Bahamas. I will relate one incident in Jamaica and maybe some people can weigh in on it.
Ocho Rios Jamaica in the late 1980s. Met some street touts bought some weed and went up in the woods to see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards' house. Have a rock stupid AW GF with me. Everyone around is black and I mean black and not brown. GF is into black guys but that is beside the point (or maybe not) and we come to a stream where people are washing clothes and such. So there is a young kid, 8 or 9 years old, Obama-ish color, and light curly hair.
And all the black kids are throwing rocks at him. So I ask the black touts who are guiding us WTF is up with that? They say well he is half and half. Yeah, I get that, but why are they throwing rocks at him? Because his mother is a wh@re. How do they know that? Because he is half white. Then the racial aspect sunk in and I wanted to crawl into the nearest hole.
But I did not and instead I went back to school and studied history. This was a major motivating factor in getting my ignorant honky ass back to school but it still makes me sad to think about it.
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Ocho Rios Jamaica in the late 1980s. Met some street touts bought some weed and went up in the woods to see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards' house. Have a rock stupid AW GF with me. Everyone around is black and I mean black and not brown. GF is into black guys but that is beside the point (or maybe not) and we come to a stream where people are washing clothes and such. So there is a young kid, 8 or 9 years old, Obama-ish color, and light curly hair.
And all the black kids are throwing rocks at him. So I ask the black touts who are guiding us WTF is up with that? They say well he is half and half. Yeah, I get that, but why are they throwing rocks at him? Because his mother is a wh@re. How do they know that? Because he is half white. Then the racial aspect sunk in and I wanted to crawl into the nearest hole.
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Dickhead,
I think the touts were pulling your dick. Island touts are notorious for lying and telling foreigners things for shock value. I'm basing this opinion on having lived in the Caribbean and hearing the numerous lies the touts tell visitors. The fact that these guys are touts means that they probably didn't make it in high school and they were hustling to make a living. Jamaicans come in all colors so just being half of anything other than black doesn't single anyone out as the child of a wh@re. One of the child's parents could have easily been a creole from the island's colonial days. The child's mother may have been disliked for some reason but I seriously doubt that the child's stoning was racial.
If you ever decide to visit the islands again try this. Learn the local history of buildings and so forth. Then ask some tout acting as a "tour guide" about the things that you've already researched. It will soon become obvious that the tout doesn't know shit but he wouldn't say that to you. He will just make up bullshit assuming that you're ignorant of the facts. Touts are compulsive liars and even their accents are fake. They may have wanted to intimidate you for some reason or more likely just for shits and giggles. I'm sure they had a good laugh around the bonfire later that night as the ganja made the rounds. Bob Marley was half white and I've never heard Jamaicans put him down as the son of a wh@re though his father was a white English Jamaican.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]They also assign our leaders (ie. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpon, Louis Farrakhan, and now Obama.) For some reason "Mr. Charlie" thinks that a Rev. title is more credible or at least less militant. Obama is 50% white and reared white so he's controlable. LOL. They never assign J.C. Watts, Michael Steele, Alan Keyes. LOL.[/QUOTE]
I wish that I knew you when I taught a U.S. history class many years ago. You would have been ROTFL. Well, remember that Rep. Watts, Chairman Steele, Dr. Keyes, you, and I are members of the same party. The Dems are afraid to criticize us for fear of being termed racist, and the Republicans support us so that they can claim that "Blacks can succeed without governmental assistance." When the Dems are in office, I am Black. When the Republicans are in office, I am Republican.
Now, continue your instruction Meatloaf. Your truths make sense. Now, when can I schedule a visit (speaking to self)?
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Go for it Loaf. I don't have the balls to ask a black guy all this shit. I am not an idiot but for me to say, "what is it like to be black in this country or that country," I am curious to know but I can't do it.[/QUOTE]
I understand, but if you happen to know a Black person quite well, or one like me who does not care about being direct, you can. I remember working at a major U.S. university, and dressed-down a gringa with some of Meatloaf's stuff. Traffic stopped in the streets. A white professor passed, stopped, and simple said, "Well, he's only telling the truth." I think that they were going to lynch him too for conspiracy to promote an uppity Negro.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]So there is a young kid, 8 or 9 years old, Obama-ish color, and light curly hair.
And all the black kids are throwing rocks at him.[/QUOTE]
During a trip to Senegal, I interacted with a family that called one of the boys "White," because he could pass. Now, you could not do it, but those who dealt with him can.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]In Nicaragua I called a girl "floja." Floja in Mexico means lazy: Floja in Nicaragua means a loose p*ssy. It didn't help I called her this in a wh*rehouse.
In Puerto Rico I called someone a "guey." Guey in Mexico is used every sentence. Guey in Puerto Rico means your wife is f*cking someone else and you, the husband, know it about and financially support the man f*cking your wife.
In the USA, some Mexicans called me "moreno." In Mexico it's okay, in the USA it's an insult 'cause I'm Black. Every then (10) years they change our name.
1492 - 1960: The "N-Word."
1960: Colored.
1970: Negroe
1980: Afro-American
1990: African-American / Black
2000: African-American / Black
And it's always white-people determining our classification that we must accept. LOL.
They also assign our leaders (ie. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpon, Louis Farrakhan, and now Obama.) For some reason "Mr. Charlie" thinks that a Rev. title is more credible or at least less militant. Obama is 50% white and reared white so he's controlable. LOL. They never assign J.C. Watts, Michael Steele, Alan Keyes. LOL.
In Puerto Rico "prieto" means Black or colored person. In Mexico, prieto means someone colored-in like Amos & Andy.
Truth be told, Latin America is about 30 - 50 years behind on including all colors into society. You never see anyone with any skin tone on television unless it's the news (ie. crime.) I don't even watch Latin American television unless it's Cubavision. Looking at a whole bunch of "phony a*s, want to be white North Americans" with less lana que yo" is too far to dumb myself down.
Although Latin America officially ended slavery and aparthied sooner than the USA, they have less "white guilt" than North America. Why? North American white people are transplants from Europe since WWI and don't have the prior 400 years of North American experience and history and culture. They are guests fleeing their bullsh*t countries for the USA "white dream" of reaping the fruits of Black labour via aparthied and never gained exposure. Lastly, almost every Black person within the USA has been there since at least 1780 when the USA banned the importation of Black (ie. African and Caribbean slaves.) Only a few "real Blacks" make it to the shores and when they arrive they learn what it is like, but with less stain. This is why they tend to excell a little bit more than native-born. But the native-born don't welcome the foreign Blacks 'casue they don't have the legacy and are just some more "freeloaders." Since then, 1780, Black-USA has had to populate on USA-soil which is why "Jimmy the Greek's" statement in the late-1980s was true! Too much truth.
Do you guys love it when I introduce "the truth" on race or what? I know you do 'cause you would never ask someone Black to explain it nor would you gain such insight with confidence. LOL. (I had to learn everything about Europe and the fallacies and myths of "USA freedom," so now you can learn the foundation and fabric of your home, the USA.)[/QUOTE]
While US blacks and Caribbean blacks share a common legacy of slavery under British and other European rule there are some differences to the experience. The black man in America was a minority and there was little chance of gaining freedom through rebellion. The black man in the Caribbean was a majority. There were more slaves than owners and there were frequent slave insurrections where slaves rose up and killed their white masters. Haiti, the first Latin American country to gain independence did so via a successful slave rebellion. The French could not crush their former slaves so they imposed an embargo upon the island. Other white nations didn’t want to give their own slave colonies any ideas by engaging in commerce with a state of rebel slaves so Haiti was isolated economically. In 1825, the country signed a treaty with France to preserve its independence by paying the French a sum of 150 million francs as compensation for the profits loss from the slave trade.
Unlike the US, blacks in the Caribbean grow up being part of the majority. Black leaders, lawyers, and doctors are the norm. They don’t have the mentality of a persecuted minority because upon emancipation the former white slave owners fled the islands fearing retribution from the majority black population. In the US although the slaves were freed they continued to be oppressed and were forced to depend on their former masters for employment. Jim Crow laws ensured that they remained slaves in everything but name.
Due to these differences in background Caribbean blacks and Africans are more likely to be optimistic about getting ahead in the US and give white people the benefit of doubt in interactions. American blacks misunderstand this as they prefer to assume that the white man is the devil first and then have him prove himself otherwise. There is no right or wrong just different points of view based on differing experiences.
A black friend of mine from the Caribbean also told me that Africans don’t like blacks from America or the Caribbean as they are seen as the children of slaves. His parents went to Nigeria to work on humanitarian projects and he grew up there. He said that the Nigerians would call him “slave child” and to this day he has a deep distrust of Africans. Any black American who sees blacks from the Caribbean as freeloaders obviously is ignorant of their history. When the slave ships brought their human cargo back from Africa some of them were traded for rum, sugar, spices and other goods at the ships’ first port of call in the West Indies. The rest were sold in America. In other words the blacks on the islands share common blood with those in the US because the slave traders weren’t trying to keep families together.
Oh yes Chocha I was much younger and dumber then but I think this was legit. I could be wrong. In Ocho Rios at that time I saw NO people who were not very, very black. Bob Marley was half white? I did not know that. I hear what you are saying about doing research and comparing bullshit because they say Ocho Rios means eight rivers and that's bullshit. I mean it literally does mean that is Spanish of course but there are not eight rivers there and I researched that later. It's a corruption of some other word but I forget exactly. This was a "sperm of the moment" visit so I didn't do much research. Probably won't hit the islands again. Too fucking hot and a few years later I did do more research for my trip to The Bahamas and it was just okay.
I am embarrassed to say I am ignorant about race as far as black/white goes although I've gone to great lengths to understand colonialism. I guess what I am saying is I am ignorant about black/white in the US. Just fucking butt ignorant about the whole deal, avoided it as much as possible, and not proud to say so. I'm scared to discuss it and of course I'm supposed to pretend it doesn't matter and I'm just barely smart enough to know that is a complete crock of shit.
I got a lot out of CM's post about the difference between blacks living in a majority black country versus being a minority and that helped me understand just a little bit about why I was so uncomfortable in majority black countries.
Thanks!
Oh yeah that post yesterday I confused "guey" with "guero/a" "Guero/a" is a blonde.
On Saturday, the electricity went out for three (3) hours due to rain and lightning.
On Sunday, my computer became tired of the bullsh*t and got sick! I spent yesterday and today repairing it. Obviously, I lost two (2) days of work.
On Sunday, the electricity went out for two (2) hours.
In Nicaragua, you must purchase yourself a gas-powered generator and gas cost US $4 per gallon.
In year 2007, the electricity failures that lasted up to 8 hours forced me to flee to Cd. Panama in quest of power stability.
You are not ready or prepared for existence in Nicaragua!
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Have a rock stupid AW GF with me. Everyone around is black and I mean black and not brown. GF is into black guys but that is beside the point (or maybe not) and we come to a stream where people are washing clothes and such. [/QUOTE]
It's fun for many to "play" Black (ie. stereotypes of under-achievement) until the (1) police arrive, (2) loan application, (3) job interview, and (4) other real-world issues are addressed.
I don't date or associate with "wiggers." I learned this term from white people while attending a major USA university in 1994.
Wigger = white person + "acting" Black; white + n*gger = wigger.
I love this term and have coined a similar term for Latin Americans attempting to imitate such nonsense (ie. stereotypes of Black existence.)
Dickhead, I do not date these type of girls for the fact that I'm too successful for their quest of "thuggery."
A major reason why I choose not to socialize or live in the USA is the fact that my dating-world is limited due to racism and "wiggers." I'm not what they are looking for.
Lastly, I don't want some Big Fat White Girl that thinks Black guys like fat girls 'cause Black girls have big muscular asses. Muscle and fat are very different. Instead, she can chase some "coon (ie. definition [URL]http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/coon/[/URL]) while I continue to break glass-ceilings internationally.
These post of racial theme are not meant to make you guys (ie. 90% of ISG readership) feel uncomfortable. The "world" of aparthied that was designed to avoid such topics has been torn down.
USA Aparthied: 1965.
South Africa Aparthied: 1980s
Australian Aparthied: 1990s
India: 1950s
(notice how all of these are British-based countries.)
I thank all that were active in the struggle for equality and access void racial concepts. In fact, it has been white guys that have taken me under their wing and provided me with opportunities to compete and I am thankful. Of course, not everyone.
Al Gore's dadyy did everything he could to defeat the Civil Rights Bill of 1964. How far does the apple fall? LOL.
In Black USA, it's not the individual white guy that's the problem or concern, but it is the system (ie. USA government laws enforced by all branches) that is the concern. The sole-white guy is irrelevant. Simply stated, all that needs to happen is the Black person be presented before the system for "guaranteed" oppression / failure.
Thus, you (ie. the ISG reader) should not feel scared or intimidated 'cause Black USA is not talking about you, but about the system which protects you and takes care of us without your involvement. Your hands are always clean and with little contact. In fact, you (ie. You) know very few Black people other than athletes, musicians, and actors. Or you may know a few Black people at work who are your subbordinates. Besides these locals, you have no exposure, for the most part. Of course, this is a generalization, but another truth delivered by Meat Loaf.
The "average" Black person has many white friends, while the "average" white person has 1-Black friend. LOL.
These topics of race and skin-color are deserved 'cause this is an international forumn and the world is predeominately brown and Black, not white.
P.S. Notice how Black is always capitalized. This is because we were assigned this "color" as a race while the other colors are simply colors who can choose Latino, Hispanic, Caucassian, etcetera.
Truth be told, I like white people so don't get too scared and don't get too "cocky." LOL.
Freeloaders is meant to classify those that come and came to USA shores to reap the riches that were built and maintained by USA Black slave labour, past and present. Current arrival included.
Instead, they should build their countries-up as Black USA built the #1 country in the world's history with 0% acknowledment or compensation; and not come to "fleece" or "robber baron" our labours. This is especially true when they "attempt" to perpetuate the oppression.
In reality, all that interract with the USA, current and past, who do not support the reparations movement and pay are freeloaders. Why? 'Cause they are reaping the fruits of Black USA slave labour.
If you would pay, we could end this 500-year elephant and move-on. You wouldn't have to be scared and attempt to silence the issue. It's not going away and placing a few people on television is nonsense. Remember, my voice and our inclusion is only since 1965, and the issue of reparations has been around since 1780s. Monrovia in Liberia was created by President Monroe to rid the USA of Black USA that wanted to go back to Africa, but they didn't want to pay the US $100,000, and swept it under the rug for another 200 years. This is not new. Everyone else gets paid (ie. the Japanese interns during WWII; the Holocaust survivors; the Mexican-American war; the Native-Americans,) but Black USA is too much "white guilt." And even if you just got here since the Civil War of the 1880s, it doesn't matter 'cause of the fruits of labour and your benefit. Pay taxes!
The USA just spend US $13 Trillion within 6-months payable to the banks and auto companies. It obviously isn't about the money, but about the acknowlegement or "guilt."
What would happen is everyone who has lineage prior to 1865 would qualify as verified by birth certificate and sales receipts. Those after 1865 would not be eligible since slavery was ended: The 13, 14, etcetera ammendments would disqualify any claims to those who were not lineage prior to 1865.
Of course, the government would loose the birth certificate records and sales receipts making 0% of Black USA eligible. LOL. There is no proof or evidence that you are desendant of USA Black slaves.
In comparison, Native-Americans are given a Census Number which tracks how many of them there are- 1 million within the USA. This is the only group with such quantificiation. So stop claiming you're Native American in your quest for Affirmative Action awards and casino ownership rights. LOL.
LOL: This is too much fun, but also the reason Black USA males die at age 65, while White USA males die at 82. We can't even collect social security payments. LOL. The stress!
I'm all smiles as I type this. Back to Sex Soon, okay!
You saw and see what happended yesterday, si? - The government was overthrown -
Do you still want to live in Nicaragua?
Do you want to purchase real estate in Nicaragua, either cash or at 15% interest?
Panama and Costa Rica are one thing: Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, and possibly Guatemala are a different story. Especially the first three.
If they stormed the President's house; flew him to safety in Costa Rica; innaugarated a new President; placed the military with tanks within the President's front yard; and are prepared to shoot, what will they (ie. the unemployeed citizens) do to your house as an obvious foreigner. And you know that "guilt by association" is the only concern, for you and I based upon citizenship (ie. passport.)
If you're a forienger in these "hotbed" countires the question is, "What are you doing here?" Are you a chivato (ie. government snitch,) or a soplon (ie. snitch,) or working in some other foreigner-government capacity to overthrow the government? This is the only concern and thought by the populace in these "hotbed" countries. Even Jesus Christ was killed based upon "preceptions."
If you do purchase a property you need someone to always squat you home as to prevent theft. Who will you employ to live for free, a bilingual deportee or a 100% Spanish-speaking person. Either way, you must employ a squatter. And will he or she defend the property with machete?
You are not ready for Nicaragua or Honduras who is equally poor, US $100 per month income, if employeed at all.
* I am writing nothing more than historical fact and do not endorse anyone. This is not a political endorsement of any kind nor are any covert or overt declarations being made. *
Nicaragua has closed the border to Honduras.
El Salvador has closed the border to Honduras.
Nicaragua has "called the Army."
Venezuela has prepared the Army. Venezuela sent the Army to Ecuador last year when Colombia invaded Ecuador. Venezuela has built a huge Army during the past several years.
Chavez survived a coup either in the 1990s or early 2000s. He came back within days. The coup was "sponsored" by the USA and they placed the leader of a business association in power. He is in exile in Miami currently. Chavez served prison time before for politics.
Last time, 1970s, the war started in Honduras and came to Nicaragua (ie. Iran-Contra Affair.) Financed by crack-cocaine sales which locked-up Black USA and Latin Americans for mandatory 5-year minimums and illegal arm sales to Iran which allowed them to war with Iraq.
Nicaragua has no visa requirements and almost all countries (ie. citizens) can jump on a plane and enter and kill and leave within hours.
Last night, the planes were flying low and loud over Managua!
July 19 will be HUGE!
Nicaragua aint no joke!!!
* I am writing nothing more than historical fact before the USA Congress and other bodies and do not endorse anyone. This is not a political endorsement of any kind nor are any covert or overt declarations being made. *
This is Latin America! British America is a different style.
Remember, the USA Manifest Destiny Policy of the 1850s. Recognize that it's a currency war with the USA fighting to be the dominant currency of the American Hemisphere. Recognize that the USA loves "slave labour" and Latin Americans are the new slaves (ie. disposable labour.) If their countries can continue to be f*cked-up they will continue to flee to the USA on their dime and slave. And when we're done we'll send them back either hook or crook (ie. prison time & prison labour; or labour.)
Article 3 of the Inter-American Treaty of Reciprocal Assistance, Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations and Article 21 of the Charter of the Organization of American States. In case of an armed attack against Honduras, the United States will take appropriate measures, consistent with the rights and obligations cited above, to consult with and support in a timely and effective manner the Government of Honduras in its efforts to defend its sovereignty and territorial integrity against communist aggression.
The Yew Ess needs to stay the fuck out of this. The Yew Ess needs fix its own problems and not run around here and there imposing its will on the rest of the world.
Politics will never change in Latin America. Lurch to the left for a while, then the military, then a right-wing regime and then suddenly and aimlessly lurch back to the left. Left-wing corrupt dictatorships are virtually indistinguishable from right-wing corrupt dictatorships although the lefties seem to have more fun.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]The Yew Ess needs to stay the fuck out of this. The Yew Ess needs fix its own problems and not run around here and there imposing its will on the rest of the world.
Politics will never change in Latin America. Lurch to the left for a while, then the military, then a right-wing regime and then suddenly and aimlessly lurch back to the left. Left-wing corrupt dictatorships are virtually indistinguishable from right-wing corrupt dictatorships although the lefties seem to have more fun.[/QUOTE]
I think all foreign countries should stay out of it. The only people who will get hurt are the Honduran poor who can't afford to flee if violence starts from external interference.
It's funny how all these vocal foreign leaders took a hands off approach with Iran.
For years I have believed that any third world Latin country could ultimately end up as Honduras did Sunday. You can advise friends, and friends of friends to rent and not buy, but they all think purchasing a 20K property a few kilometers from the sea will result in a massive windfall when they sell it. When Ortega took over during the Sandinistas, he gave US citizens 24 hours to get out of dodge? Imagine having spent a couple hundred thousand dollars for that paradise home and losing it overnight.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You saw and see what happended yesterday, si? - The government was overthrown - Do you still want to live in Nicaragua?
Do you want to purchase real estate in Nicaragua, either cash or at 15% interest?=[QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Generous Gent]For years I have believed that any third world Latin country could ultimately end up as Honduras did Sunday. You can advise friends, and friends of friends to rent and not buy, but they all think purchasing a 20K property a few kilometers from the sea will result in a massive windfall when they sell it. When Ortega took over during the Sandinistas, he gave US citizens 24 hours to get out of dodge? Imagine having spent a couple hundred thousand dollars for that paradise home and losing it overnight.
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US $20,000 is the price, a low price, for a lot. You still need to build the property.
My friend, a Panamanian first-generation USA, made US $250,000 on selling 2.5 acres of beachfront in Bocas del Toro, Panama. He paid US $25,000.
I'm tired of USA politicians and media claiming Ortega is a Dictator. The dictator was Zamoza who the USA-supported for 40-years. Ortega is democratically eleceted President who just entered in late-2007, after 36-years of similar democratically eleected Presidents.
Propoganda and mis-information to be used as fact!
[QUOTE=Dickhead]The Yew Ess needs to stay the fuck out of this. The Yew Ess needs fix its own problems and not run around here and there imposing its will on the rest of the world.
Politics will never change in Latin America. Lurch to the left for a while, then the military, then a right-wing regime and then suddenly and aimlessly lurch back to the left. Left-wing corrupt dictatorships are virtually indistinguishable from right-wing corrupt dictatorships although the lefties seem to have more fun.[/QUOTE]
I never did understand this Israel problem, nor have I had much interest in it. They have enough people, worldwide, assigned to the issue. All I was saying in the earlier post is that the USA pays everyone else, but those they need and provided the most (ie. Black USA.) The "race baiters" of the USA attempt to polarize with this "Anti-Semetic" characterization, but Black USA does not have time to decipher on who is from what European country nor what Christian denomination they are. This is a Caucassian issue from Europe that they try to project onto Black USA so Black USA will loose support from sympathizers. I don't fall for this trap (ie. Israel bashing.)
[QUOTE=Generous Gent] I am beginning to understand why we are so hated throughout the world....[/QUOTE]
Generous Gent,
Guilty by association.
Here is a timeline of USA military actions [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_military_history_events[/URL]
Here are the Constitutions: [URL]http://www.asamblea.gob.ni/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=228&Itemid=156[/URL]
Here are the laws of Nicaragua: [URL]http://www.asamblea.gob.ni/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=153[/URL]
Whether these laws are applied or upheld is anyone's guess. Sometimes, more than often, law is mendable and conforms to the interests of others.
Happy Reading!
You do understand that the official language of the country is Spanish, correct?
The cable company Estesa provides programming in two languages, with English channels having subtitles.
[B]English[/B]
1980s Pop-Music.
USA (Miami, NYC)
[B]Spanish[/B]
As in the USA, the main source of media is the television- cable! The major difference in Nicaragua vs. the USA is that the USA cable systems are 100% bullsh*t with only 100% of USA programming. You may get "fancy" and get a few Mexican stations (ie. Televisa, Azteca, Telemundo, Univision,) but they are damn-near USA stations at his point! In Nicaragua, the cable channels are from around the world! And it costs US $20 per month versus USA rates of US $100.
Estesa Cable is GREAT! For those desiring international exposing "mass media" there is no comparison and it is "mass media" that the USA lives by. Calculate your daily existence and how much of it is based around the television. (We both know the stats.)
The channels are provided by:
Cuba.
Brazil.
Venezuela.
Mexico.
USA.
Cuba.
Peru.
Argentina.
Miami.
Germany.
France.
Iran (not yet.)
Russia.
Colombia.
The amount of exposure you get is UNBEATABLE!
The channels are showing all types of military history in all types of languages with Spanish subtitles. They are "pumping up" the current situation "we" (ie. residents and investors) face due to Sunday's actions. 100% Orgullo (ie. pride.) July 19, 2009, will be HUGE with all types of chivatos from around the world, 1rst world - 3rd world, working the crowd with their respective governments positioning for power and their play(s.)
How much are you going to invest here? We have "Free Trade Agreements" (ie. CAFTA, ALBA) and laws. How much are you going to spend per month to live here? That's right, leave all of this p*ssy to "Meat Loaf," "XDred," "Nica Bound," and "DrDewman." We'll be alright! The "hoes" probably wouldn't like you anyway. LOL.
Nicaragua is 100% Risk Management!
Are you ready for Central America? No, go to Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, etcetera. This is Nicaragua, buey puta!
This morning on all news stations were reports of Alexis passing away.
Alexis was a 3-time world champion boxer. Alexis won the mayoral election, Sandanista Party, in November 2008, which caused the USA to stop humanitarian aide to Nicaragua.
Alexis increased revenue collection immediately upon taking office by having the tamales (ie. thieves) writing more traffic tickets, charging every commercial activity licensing fees, and other forms of taxation.
July 19, 2009, will be HUGE 'cause of (1) Honduras Coup, (2) the Sandanista Managuan mayor dying, and (3) anti-Gringo / Colonialism feelings running high. The entire world will is here and will be here to fight for political influence!
Was he killed? Poisoned? An air-bubble injected into his veins? Chisme (ie. gossip) and speculation will rule the day until the results of several autoposies are performed.
News reports are saying it was suicide with a gunshot to the chest, but.....
(1) he was a boxer; (2) he was 57 years of age; (3) he was the only representative for Nicaragua at the Chinese Olympics. Speculation....
In Nicaragua, politics can and may kill you! It's not "clean" like the O'Bama election. O'Bama may be Irish so let us write it O'Bama versus Obama. LOL.
Is this part of the Honduran coup by causing disruption in Nicaragua's capital? Or is this just natural causes of a young man approaching 60-years of age?
Remember Bill Clinton and Vince Foster?
It's going to get hot and active in Nicaragua! When will you move here or come visit, coward (ie. cobarde)?
* This post is not an endorsement of any political party or affiliation, but a post of la prena (ie. press.) I am thankful and respectful of / for el pueblo allowing me to visit and reside without any chivato activites being performed. *
nobody commits suicide by shooting themselves in the chest for christ's sakes. that makes about as much sense as a guy telling the judge, "she raped me and then fell on my knife seventeen times."
Sandino. Revolutionary against the USA. "Assasinated."
Carlos Fonseca. Co-founder of the Sandanista Party. "Assasinated."
Ruben Dario. Poet. Dead.
Carlos Mejia Godoy. Musician / Sandanista. Still Living.
Denis Martinez. Baseball Player. Still Living?
Alexis Arguello. Boxer / Sandanista. "Suicide."
Daniel Ortega. Sandanista. Still Living.
Vicente Padilla. Baseball Player. Still Playing.
Much love and thanks is extended to Alexis for enstilling Orgullo (ie. pride) throughout the population!
If you know more Nicas Hereos, please list them.
July 19, 2009, will be HUGE!
Marvin Benard, who was the first position player (non-pitcher) to play in the (You Ess) majors and had a decent career. Dennis "El Presidente" Martinez is still alive and is a minor league pitching coach in Florida. Honorable mention goes to Porfi Altamirano who pitched briefly in the majors for the Cubs and Phillies but did achieve the distinction of fucking my niece Amanda. There are several who hold that distinction, mostly black, but he is the only Nicaraguan as far as I know.
I like Dario, the "Father of Modernism," and two other Nicaraguan writers I've enjoyed are Julio Castillo (Valle) and Claribel Alegría. I could read Julio in Spanish but Claribel is a poet so some shit got lost in the translation.
Overall the country is largely irrelevant. "Meat Loaf" will probably end up being the most famous "Nicaraguan" of all once his custom underwear hits the international market.
In Latin America, south of el Rio Grande River, Texas, USA, they put your body in the ground quick as hell!
You die today, the funeral is today, and you hit the ground today!
In the USA it is a 1-week preparation for the "Grande Show." And will cost US $10,000 to start.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Marvin Benard, who was the first position player (non-pitcher) to play in the (You Ess) majors and had a decent career.[/QUOTE]I believe David Green was first back in the early 80's, started with the Cardinals. I think he is the only one with a World Series title.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Green_(baseball)
I, Meat Loaf, have been "putting in work" in the steets of Granada for two (2) months. I'm almost ready to make my public appearance.
In August we will have the biggest street party in Nicaragua and i will have my Meat Loaf float! For those in New York it resembles the Atlantic Ave., Brooklyn, West Indian Day Parade. I will be "bumpin'" my sounds from Brazil- Funk- on a Semi-truck trailer throughout the city. We will also be presenting ourselves on horses in the defile (ie. parade.)
Anyway, I've received mucho invitations to hit the night life scene, but I am a daytime guy. At night I'm sleep.
With each day I gain more and more credibility and more and more fame! I'm Meat Loaf, b*tch!
I'm holdin' down the ghettoe. I'm holdin' down the rich circuit. I'm holdin' down the backpaccker scene. I'm holdin' down all fronts of Granada society. And August 2009, will only deliver more fame, lana (ie. money) and panocha (ie. vagina.)
All that I am lacking is the US $80,000 Chevy Suburban and the Meat Loaf tailored wardrobe. And the first delivery date is tomorrow, but I must attend the Regata sailing competition in el Lago Nicaragua so ....
A few months ago I had the privlege of meeting a few high-ranking members of the Nicaraguan Air Force. We shared conversation, bromas (ie. jokes), and beverages.
I became to admire the shirt that one member was wearing embossed with military ensignias. The gentleman appreciated my fanaticism and took the shirt off of his back! We exchanged shirts as do friendly soccer matches.
Nicaraguan Air Force flies Russian Mig planes.
a few years ago, i was socializing with some police officers. again, i became to admire and always have appreciated the uniform of la policia nacional. it's tuani and i like the color.
i was able to acquire the police shirt and gorda (ie. cap) from the officer. i "rocked" the shirt and gorda for several months.
one day, i was walking almost in front of the police station and the police officers were on the street en busca mordidas (ie. looking for fines.) they stopped me and made me take off the shirt and gorda. i told them that it was a gift from juan doe, but they didn't care.
to avoid having my new shirt and gorda being confirep001ed again, i don't wear it in front of the police station and i also took off the ensignias.
Cock fighting. And I'm not talking about the Univ. of South Carolina or 'yall "quack quacks" (ie. patos) playing "Star Wars" with your peckers. Gallo mas Gallo.
Quien es el Gallo mas Gallo (ie. Who is the alpha male?)
So we get down with the rooster fights. 1 or 2-inch razor blades tied to the strongest leg of the rooster.
Need money? Sacrifice your gallo and eat big- sopa (ie. soup) if it dies. Vale, C$200 para sacrifice your gallo.
Put the gallo on the scale and hope for 4 libras de peso (ie. 4 pounds of chicken weight.)
Train the gallo. Feed the gallo. Cuidar (ie. take care) of the gallo. And put the gallo in the ring.
BIG MONEY is traded amongst the apuestadores (ie. gamblers; those placing bets.)
No hay mujeres, solo gueys y gallos (ie. there are no women, just guys and roosters.)
Hay competencia (ie. there's competition) amongst the gallos. They take it serious.
15-minutes of cock fighting is a match. 15-minutes of bloody faces or rostros (ie. faces) de roosters. During la pelea el dueno (ie. the fight the owners) performs mouth-to-mouth recesitation. Bloody rooster faces are kissed and caressed by the owners. Chupe, chupe (ie. suck, suck) is the call of the day.
No 15-minutes, no lana (ie. money) for the owner which is why they do everything to ensure the rooster SURVIVES the time requirement.
Side bets. Entrance fees. Food. Beer. And gambling. It's similar to bull fighting in Mexico y Espana (ie. Spain.)
And of course the music played is Mexican Rancheras.
Gallo mas gallo El jefe del jefe (ie. the boss of the bosses.)
Sir Loaf, How is it there since the Managua Mayor dying and Honduras coup?
C
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Cock fighting. And I'm not talking about the Univ. of South Carolina or 'yall "quack quacks" (ie. patos) playing "Star Wars" with your peckers. Gallo mas Gallo.
Quien es el Gallo mas Gallo (ie. Who is the alpha male?)
So we get down with the rooster fights. 3 or 4-inch razor blades tied to the strongest leg of the rooster.
Need money? Sacrifice your gallo and eat big- sopa (ie. soup) if it dies. Vale, C$200 para sacrifice your gallo.
Put the gallo on the scale and hope for 4 libras de peso (ie. 4 pounds of chicken weight.)
Train the gallo. Feed the gallo. Cuidar (ie. take care) of the gallo. And put the gallo in the ring.
BIG MONEY is traded amongst the apuestadores (ie. gamblers; those placing bets.)
No hay mujeres, solo gueys y gallos (ie. there are no women, just guys and roosters.)
Hay competencia (ie. there's competition) amongst the gallos. They take it serious.
15-minutes of cock fighting is a match. 15-minutes of bloody faces or rostros (ie. faces) de roosters. During la pelea el dueno (ie. the fight the owners) performs mouth-to-mouth recesitation. Bloody rooster faces are kissed and caressed by the owners. Chupe, chupe (ie. suck, suck) is the call of the day.
No 15-minutes, no lana (ie. money) for the owner which is why they do everything to ensure the rooster SURVIVES the time requirement.
Side bets. Entrance fees. Food. Beer. And gambling. It's similar to bull fighting in Mexico y Espana (ie. Spain.)
And of course the music played is Mexican Rancheras.
Gallo mas gallo El jefe del jefe (ie. the boss of the bosses.)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cdevins]Sir Loaf, How is it there since the Managua Mayor dying and Honduras coup?
C[/QUOTE]
Managua is talking about it and viewed the body, which was on display for three (3) days. More flags are being flown and everyone including children are talking about what political party they support.
Everyone in Managua is listening to the radio and television about Honduras, Nicaragua, and Venezuela. Everyone in Managua is talking about the politics and war of yesteryear and remembering "the life of the gun!"
In Masaya and Granada the tourists don't know anything and the locals went to view the body. It was something to talk about. The people in Masaya and Granada are "scared" of the big city due to the "high theft and violence" in Managua and rarely visit.
These "Bamas" don't know what's going on in Managua. For fact, yesterday some Gringos asked the Granada bus driver how to get to el Mercado Oriental. The locals didn't know. I told the tourists that it was 50% closed because it's Sunday and about 1300 hours. I instructed them to go on Monday morning. Some locals attempted to argue with me about the mercado being open. When I started shouting out neighborhoods and stores and employees of el Mercado Oriental the locals shut the f*ck-up.
The USA does not like the Latin American Revolution (ie. Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela, Ecuador, Bolivia, Argentina, and a few West Indian islands.) The USA has a very weak policy with Latin America and always has. The USA only objective in Latin America has been to oppress ever since the 1850s. The only positive relationship the USA has in Latin America is "the deal" they have with the Mexican government to export human capital to the USA.
Ok, so the above is the truth of the matter.
When watching media from the USA concerning the Honduran events they are portraying it in a negative light and pro-Honduras. When watching media coverage from Latin America (ie. Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru) via Estessa cable they are protraying the events in a positive light and anti-Honduras. The USA is marketing fear while Latin America is marketing law. With the (1) United Nations and the (2) Organization of American States both denouncing the Honduran events, the latter media coverage is correct.
As usual, the USA marketeers are looking to continue their policies towards Latin America- distrubance. The politicians of the USA initially joined the negative angle until their leader (ie. the President and Secretary of State) went positive and then the "fly bye night mamones" changed their tone.
With Managua being the capital city and the news style of Nicaragua being a mix of fear (ie. theft, murder, car deaths) and politics, the entire country gets the same broadcast.
Watching the news will make you 100% scared to visit Mangua and the streets. Violence with machete, gun, cars, motorcycles. The most popular broadcast is having the news camera before a detainee of theft being beaten by the entire neighborhood. Weapons or not is void: Nobody ever does anything to preserve the right of innocense on allegations. Mob rule is the law of the land!
Example: I'm watching the news right now. The news camera arrives. A suspected thief is tied to the light pole with rope. The suspected thief is 100% naked. The person that captured the expected thief is lashing the suspected thief with a machete. Yes, a machete! The suspected thief is receiving knife-blade wounds along his left-shoulder, buttocks, and thighs. The suspected thief is getting his head slammed into the light pole. They shaved the suspected theif's eyebrows with a razor blade. The news crew recorded this event and broadcasts it as news. (Encouragement is more like it.)
This is the typical news broadcast if not political!
Still want to visit and live here? Watching the news will make you scared to leave the house or hotel. Solution: Be licensed and ready to shoot and kill all that may attempt to "capture" you 'cause if you get "captured" there wil be nobody to aide them assaulting and / or robbing you as evidenced by this news report.
Why would I?
The other day a girl's mother asked, "Do you like ninos?" Trying to be polite in my answer I could not answer. Fortunately the girl responded for me with the mature answer.
In the USA, I don't and didn't date "single moms." Why not? (1) 'Cause they are not mine so why would I want to mantener (ie. financially support) them! (2) I don't want to hear the girl talking about her kids everyday. (3) I am not the owner of the children so it's a 100% rental. Being a father in the USA is bad enough and to compound that experience with additional punishment is foolish. (4) I don't want to pay for a babysitter so the mom and I can go out. (5) I can't discipline the kids. (6) I don't want to be up under the kids everytime I spend time with the mom. In summary, it's a loosing, waste of time and money, endeavor dating "single moms." Why would I want to encourage and accept the decisions she made to reproduce from "whatever" looser or give his offspring access to my life's labour?
I like to shoot loads "rawdog" too, but must (1) educate the girl on responsible sexual activity, (2) wait for her period, (3) purchase the birth control shot overseas, (4) inject her, and (5) then start f*cking her. This is a 4 -8 week process while they jumped into the bed without concern. ¡No me mames sin permiso! This applie to domestic and abroad Meat Loaf activities.
Additionally in the USA, I don't date or really associate with non-college graduates or non-fellow office workers.
In Nicaragua, all I do date are "single moms" and high school dropouts. Why? It's the environment. You can't chase what's not available. Yes, females with college degrees and no children do exist, but I'm not looking for a needle in the haystack. Government stats say 50% are "moms" by age 19.
Ok, so we have the two worlds of Meat Loaf.
In order to leave the USA and get to the point in life where you can leave and earn revenues, you must do everything with caution and planning in the USA. You can't leave the USA without having had a life plan. You, the expat, had to and have to sacrifice much to make if off the plantation.
In contrast, the "single mom" at age 19 with no education, job skills, etcetera has done very little to plan her life.
To reward someone who has planned little to none while you, I, planned for a lifetime is malpractice. No, it's what's called "Willie Lump Lump" or "Caballo" or "Boo Boo the Fool" or "Bo Bo." So many names for a / the sucker.
So again, the grandmother of 45-years of age asked, "Do you like ninos?" If they were mine and created with planning and I actually can rear them for life, yes. If they are the fruits of someone else's pleasure, but I'm the one paying the pain of daily financial maintenance, no. Rewarding someone else just for p*ssy access is "Bo Bo."
If they're mine, yes. If they're some other guys, no. If there is no game plan in the life of the girl's household other than finding a caballo, no. Why would I or anyone want that immediate debt and financial pressure with zero standing (ie. legal rights to the nino(s))? Even worse, a few adults are going to come along the for ride too.
Maturely, after several years of knowing, observing, and preparing the girl and adults for occupational participation, maybe. Anything sooner or with less effort, no.
Do you like ninos?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I like to shoot loads "rawdog" too, but must (1) educate the girl on responsible sexual activity, (2) wait for her period, (3) purchase the birth control shot overseas, (4) inject her, and (5) then start f*cking her. This is a 4 -8 week process while they jumped into the bed without concern. ¡No me mames sin permiso! This applie to domestic and abroad Meat Loaf activities.[/QUOTE]Meat Loaf,
You don't have to wait that long - there are many contraceptivos that work instantaneously but still let you go sin persativo - bareback.
I am more worried about la SIDA. I would have her HIV tested first before rawdogging her. Until then - no sexo sin condon.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf] You, the expat, had to and have to sacrifice much to make if off the plantation.
[/QUOTE]
This should go in a book of famous quotes. Having been screwed over by Uncle Sam multiple times, I do feel like a slave to the politicians, lawyers and bureaucrats.
[QUOTE=Iddfs]I believe David Green was first back in the early 80's, started with the Cardinals. I think he is the only one with a World Series title.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Green_(baseball)[/QUOTE]
You're right. My bad.
A little farther south, I take a different approach to the niños. I like niños for an hour or two of soccer and then chau. But about once a month, I have some chica saying "Yo quiero un hijo con ojos celestes" (I want a kid with blue eyes). I could then
a) explain Mendel, genetics, recessive and dominant traits,
b) say, "No, that would be irresponsible,"
c) tell them I am fixed, or
d) blow numerous raw dog loads into them until they figure out I am "huevo duro" (fixed).
The correct answer is "d."
Hi Waterboy,
I'm glad you are still around.
Waterboy knows what he is talking about. Waterboy contacted me in year 2007 via PM with some good questions about possibly relocating to Nicaragua. I told Waterboy the truth. Waterboy came to visit anyway. Waterboy realized and agreed with what I told him, the truth.
I learned two (2) new words from Waterboy: Prostibulo and Chongo.
Keep reading and take care.
I've researched a certain sex tourist's brief posting history dating back to year 2005 on ISG and watched his video library that included Ladyboy action. I don't know if you were the director of the movie, the top, or the bottom; but if you want Ladyboy action go to: Veranero Restaurant / Bar in Bello Horizonte at night.
The only switch-hitters I associate with are the Managua Boers baseball team.
Drop the soap; touch your toes; shine your shoes if you like, but don't contaminate my local p*ssy with "dookie d*ck."
[QUOTE=Water Boy]Meat Loaf,
You don't have to wait that long - there are many contraceptivos that work instantaneously but still let you go sin persativo - bareback.
I am more worried about la SIDA. I would have her HIV tested first before rawdogging her. Until then - no sexo sin condon.[/QUOTE]
Yes, Waterboy, I forgot to write in that post that while waiting for her period to come I do take her to "ProFamilia" gynecologist to check the p*ssy. It cost C$50.
They got jokes!
Naturally I meet all of the deported guys in whatever city or country I reside. Why? 'Cause I'm Black USA and they know Black USA from their time in the state or federal prison system. They know that we can relate to one another. So, I'm always able to infiltrate the streets. In fact, they search me out often.
Being Black USA you must SURVIVE your community. SURVIVING the community is not a joke. Between the police, the gangs, pistoleros, drugs, mob action,county jail and state / federal prisons, and all of the other ills of society it's a challenge of wits and "holding it down." And then you still need to SURVIVE white USA in the office, court system, law enforcement, social circles, consumerism, etcetera.
To SURVIVE the USA as Black USA, you must be versatile: The "Black-White Guy."
This means that the skin color is Black, but the manerisms and communicae are white.
How do you think I've attracted your attention and you are a dedicated reader of Meat Loaf posts. 'Cause I play both sides. I can and do get "grimey" for self-preservation while getting "white" in the office, education, communication, and social circles.
I know that white USA is scared of Black & Brown, so I must make you feel comfortable. I must get on your level of communication (ie. white.) You will never get on the level of Black USA communication. Why? 'Cause you're scared of the racial tension that is 500-years old. LOL.
Black USA must always stay "gulley side." Why? 'Cause when the police come or some white person "gives you a case" and you check into government housing it's Black & Brown. If you can't relate to your community on the outside, then when you enter government housing you will be carne molida.
So these deported guys from a "gutter city" had jokes about me being the "Black-White Guy." Why? 'Cause I can get white USA too. You must SURVIVE your environment and the USA is white supremacy. Therefore, you must play the "white man's game." They'll try and trick you, set you up, and other nonsense so it's 100% work, SURVIVING.
So when I see white people in Granada and we naturally engage in conversation, they get amazed. Why? 'Cause they don't know anyone Black USA other than occupational subbordinates. And then they realize that I'm more qualified and "doing the damn thing" as Black USA overseas. They get f*cked-up and some get quiet while others get energized. Of course they know that I get "gulley side" 'cause I'm Black USA too.
It's a nice change of pace associating with white people socially. I've been in Latin America for ten (10) years, not in tourist cities or town, and have been 100% local populace. Therefore, I don't really see too many white USA or their mentalities, but I know how they're socialized so...
It's been like this my entire life, the "Black-White Guy."
The funny thing is: I'm so Latin American too!
I started the day on the executive expecting a "new hire" to arrive for training. In hand he brought his passport and finger print cards for his international background check.
We conversed about his occupational duties. He inquired about the advancement opportunities available to him. I disclosed that a "booK" containing US $15 Million in annual revolving loans is his promotion and until that's attained he must work the phone. And then the electricity went out: In Nicaragua you never know when you'll have power. Later on, the electricity returned, but the cable and internet went out of service. Therefore, he took me to lunch near Parque Central.
We returned to the executive desk where he retrieved his laptop computer and adjourned for the day. His daily commute to the executive desk is 90-minutes each way!
With no electricity I went to visit some leaders of society. We shared conversation about the goings-on in the USA and broke bread.
In quest of more lujo (ie. luxury), I relocated from the current 2,100 sq. foot residence, with pool, to a 3,000 sq. foot home encompassing 3-stories (ie. tres nivels.)
Visiting my "watering hole" I met a gentleman from Nuevo Mexico who introduced me the beverage mojito. I am a fan of this minty masterpiece. While sharing conversation and adult beverages along the calzada, we met a European.
"The Sir" is and was an interesting character! Enbarquing on his quest to travel the entire American Hemisphere from Alaska to Argentina is his purpose. 1-year deep he is on the mission. Cool guy who too is a finance professional and we share a common connection in Rotterdam. What's even mas tuani (ie. cooler) is that he shipped an antique Harley Davidson from the EU to Alaska for the "Road Trip."
Of course, the street prostitutes approach. "Do you need a woman" is their heckle as they passby. Yes, I do need a woman: No, I do not pay for p*ssy. They shared gaseosas with "the players," excluding the European who adjourned for more pleasantries in a different locale. The "cluckers" wanted US $40 per polvo. No soy ese hombre. I don't even know how much that is 'cause in Nicaragua we use Cordobas. Her co-puta (ie. co-worker in prostitution) had 0% conversation so you can imagine the p*ssy quality. Por fin (ie. finally), they left.
Invited by my neighbor, two weeks earlier, to the "bar" where he pours drinks, I finally went. Tuani atmosphere of foreigners. Lots of white women were present. I chose one to attempt to mount. She was wearing a beautiful dress that I complemented her on. I invited her to our, the "Southwest Boys," table. She joined us. She was from Canada and "down to her last US $3,000."
Beautiful skin of 22 years. Tanned from frente to floor she is. No ass, but titties. I felt her smoothness and attempted to open her gated community. Instructing her to let her down, she did. "Your Sexy" was my compliment. I told her who I was- Meat Loaf- and what her today and future could be. Clase Turca. Of course, my commrade made a statement that she did not like and she abandoned our table and subsequently my quest to squeeze her breasts.
To location #3 we went. Immediately I did not like the atmosphere, but a local "Leader in Society" invited me and I had to make my presence. The "hoe show" is what this place is and was and therefore not my cup of tea. Two tragos (ie. drinks) later, we left.
Location #4 was and is more enjoyable! Being challenged by "ABQ" to pick-up some women, I moved-in. Two guedas (ie. white girls) on vacation from the "Twin Cities" they are and were. Immediate connection was made due to my previous residence in Minnesota. We danced a few songs and I called it the day. Not wanting to entertain, I bailed out.
On the return to my alchante o canton (ie. tiny shack residence), I went. In route I engaged conversation with some trabajadoras. I developed a liking to one, but again, she was looking to earn. I refuse to P-4-P in Granada. Why? I can't compete with a "Sucker A*s Gringo" on vacation spending money for memories. Vale: US $30 per polvo. Again, what is that?
The same street walkers that approached me earlier were now at new corners sitting like Gargoiles. Four wh*res with no scores! And as an added negative the transexual, who offered me a free BJ and Beans due to el Clase Turca, was looking for prey.
I retired for the evening with memories of nice conversation, international "muchos gustos" (ie. nice to meet you), and this post.
Meat Loaf
Finally my 100% custom-tailored clothes arrived!
At the executive desk I sat when my tailor arrived. Great quality- linen. Perfect fit- 38 waist, Large shirt. A variety of colors and styles.
Tomorrow, I will place another order as I re-build my wardrobe all, 100%, custom with my name on the tags!
As habit, I gave away my wardrobe to the "less fortunate" and now I arrive "on top of the game!"
Yesterday, an ISG member asked about my wardrobe as we shared coctails. Today, I'm "dressed to death!"
Before the eyes of "my staff" the clothes arrived. Is Meat Loaf the "Real McCoy?" Come and see for yourself.
Unfortunately, the type of cotton I want for my underwear is not available in Nicaragua so I must change fabric styles for my "Meat Loaf" enscribed drawers.
That's good stuff about the Black/White guy. You should change your handle to Chessboard. Except in chess white goes to the right and since you are a registered Republican maybe black goes to the right on this chessboard.
Hee hee. So did Arguello kill himself or did he accidentally shoot himself a whole bunch of times? The world press is too busy talking about Honduras for me to get any info.
Me, I am the Albino Latino :<)
[QUOTE=Dickhead]That's good stuff about the Black/White guy. You should change your handle to Chessboard. Except in chess white goes to the right and since you are a registered Republican maybe black goes to the right on this chessboard.
Hee hee. So did Arguello kill himself or did he accidentally shoot himself a whole bunch of times? The world press is too busy talking about Honduras for me to get any info.
Me, I am the Albino Latino :<)[/QUOTE]
Channel 4 which is the Sandanista Channel has been showing old footage of July 19 celebrations en la Plaza Fe. July 19, 2009, is on a Sunday with Monday being a National Holiday. And Saturday will be a celebration tambien. Payday was yesterday, but somehow; someway the populace will "find" money to party.
How to find money: Sell p*ssy, steal, ask the Gringo, or barter something.
Channel 8 has been showing old boxing footage.
Channel 80, the Hugo Chavez channel, has beein showing Hugo garduating people. They have more military graduations: Almost Daily. With an economy estimated at 90 - 97% government revenues (GDP) it's no wonder. The source is oil sales (ie. Citgo.)
And that's pretty much it on the television. I spend more time watching USA-based programming than Spanish-based. Subtitles are cool!
AP
Thu Jul 16, 3:48 am ET
ADEL, Ga. – A Georgia man spent more than a year behind bars for failing to pay child support for a child that wasn't his, but he was released after DNA tests showed he wasn't the father.
Frank Hatley, 50, had been jailed since June 2008 for not making payments, but two separate DNA tests in the last nine years showed he was not the father of the boy, who is now 21.
Southern Center for Human Rights attorney Sarah Geraghty won Hatley's release at a hearing Wednesday in Superior Court. A court order has also relieved him of his financial obligation to the Georgia Department of Human Resources.
"State child support officials have shown extraordinarily poor judgment in Mr. Hatley's case," Geraghty said.
Although Hatley was freed from making future payments after a 2001 hearing, Superior Court Judge Dan Perkins had ordered him to continue making $16,000 in back payments. He paid $6,000 of that before being laid off from his job.
Perkins ordered Hatley's immediate release Wednesday after determining that he was indigent. Although he was released, Hatley's paternity case is still unresolved. No future hearings are scheduled.
"Out of it all, I just feel like justice should be served for me in this case," Hatley told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution shortly after his release. "I shouldn't have to keep being punished for a child that is not mine."
Hatley had a relationship with Essie Lee Morrison, who had a baby in 1987 and told Hatley the child was his, according to court records. The couple never married and split up shortly afterward.
In 1989, Morrison applied for public assistance through the state Department of Human Resources. Hatley agreed to reimburse the state because he believed the boy was his.
Documents show Hatley paid at least $9,500.
But in 2000, DNA samples showed the two were not related, according to court records. A test earlier this month confirmed that.
As I've written before, the "new" USA Slaves are the male-citizens of the USA. Sure, you can become or "be forced" to be a USA-citizen.
The USA wants one thing from it's citizens: Labour and taxation.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]AP
Thu Jul 16, 3:48 am ET
ADEL, Ga. – A Georgia man spent more than a year behind bars for failing to pay child support for a child that wasn't his, but he was released after DNA tests showed he wasn't the father.
Frank Hatley, 50, had been jailed since June 2008 for not making payments, but two separate DNA tests in the last nine years showed he was not the father of the boy, who is now 21.
Southern Center for Human Rights attorney Sarah Geraghty won Hatley's release at a hearing Wednesday in Superior Court. A court order has also relieved him of his financial obligation to the Georgia Department of Human Resources.
"State child support officials have shown extraordinarily poor judgment in Mr. Hatley's case," Geraghty said.
Although Hatley was freed from making future payments after a 2001 hearing, Superior Court Judge Dan Perkins had ordered him to continue making $16,000 in back payments. He paid $6,000 of that before being laid off from his job.
Perkins ordered Hatley's immediate release Wednesday after determining that he was indigent. Although he was released, Hatley's paternity case is still unresolved. No future hearings are scheduled.
"Out of it all, I just feel like justice should be served for me in this case," Hatley told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution shortly after his release. "I shouldn't have to keep being punished for a child that is not mine."
Hatley had a relationship with Essie Lee Morrison, who had a baby in 1987 and told Hatley the child was his, according to court records. The couple never married and split up shortly afterward.
In 1989, Morrison applied for public assistance through the state Department of Human Resources. Hatley agreed to reimburse the state because he believed the boy was his.
Documents show Hatley paid at least $9,500.
But in 2000, DNA samples showed the two were not related, according to court records. A test earlier this month confirmed that.[/QUOTE]
When you sign the birth certificate!
When you "common law marry" (ie. living together for more than 6 months; tout the partner as a spouse.) the child is yours.
Any child birthed during marriage is the child of the husband.
When you claim the child, similar to common law marriage, as yours, the child is yours.
The child support bill begins with the above actions.
When a child receives public assistance (ie. medical, food, daycare, housing) from the government, either state or federal, the father is liable for the expense.
Read Meat Loaf post concerning Child Custody / Child Support. It was written between January 2009 - April 2009.
Sometimes I think about asking a broad, any broad, to get married so I can have something and someone to do. It's during these times that I recognize the expense and pain of the exit.
My quest is still the three (3) live-ins and I'm positioned to hire. Hugh Hefner or the Real World are the parameters of the domicile.
A "running buddy" of mine from 2007 dropped anchor and made a trip to the courthouse with local in hand. Good for him she's not a Nica. He stated that he got tired of the "hunt for c*nt." Can I blame him? Probably not, 'cause of the locale where he resides.
How many marriages are formed simply to kill the solitude? How many marriages are formed due to pregnancy? How many marriages are formed for "true love?"
I suppose the reason for entering marriage is moot but the goings-on during the marriage are fodder for divorce and child custody court.
Will he become a victim of the seven (7) year itch? Probably. Does he have assets? No. Can he be placed onto the 20% for 18 - 25 years? Of course he will!
Result: He ended his solitude, temporarily, but will pay until retirement (ie. social security.)
That's tough sledding!
As with most things in life: Quality takes time to develop and nothing worth something comes easily.
Will "Meat Loaf" play himself like a "poo-butt with a fresh crew cut?" Doubtful! Instead, "Meat Loaf" will seek out those "skeezers" that want the bunny-lifestyle. Will "Meat Loaf" loose credibility amongst the lemmings of marriage? Yes. Why? Misery loves company!
Nonetheless, I wonder how many marriages are for convience to start and financial pressures to maintain? What's your story?
Thank God for Meat Loaf posts!
The same high-quality information delivered to "wh*remongers" on [B]ISG[/B] is the same high-quality delivered info worldwide.
This morning Meat Loaf was on the airwaves discussing the impact of the USA minimum wage increasing to US $7.55 per hour. What effect will this have on the economy and labourer?
Answer: The increase is moot for wage earners. The price of wage increase will be passed on to the consumer. The consumer, 93% of labour, is not earning minimum wage and therefore will absorb the increase as inflation. Secondly, it will affect the minimum wage earner worse than those not earning such income. Why? The minimum wage earner cannot absorb the impact of inflation as others can. Tercery, the employer will be affected more through payroll tax increases, 401K increases, and other compensatory payments. These charges will be passed-on to the consumer. This legislation was codified in year 2007 and phased-in over two years. Combine this with O'Bama policies and inflation is guaranteed! Forthly, the unemployment and "U6" employment will increase due to employer's lack of interest in the labour market's payment.
I guess, I'll write-up some economic impact analysis and forward it to my publishing partners for your education.
I established a Nicaraguan corporation a while back with my job title being "el Cazador del Talento." When I met with my Nicaraguan lawyers they found the title super-funny. My publicity / advertisement lists me as "el Cazador del Talento" and when I present business cards and other marketing materials the recipients find it humorous.
Cazador del Talento = Talent Scout.
In English nobody finds "talent scout" a funy title, but the translation into Spanish creates humor and risas.
Cazador is hunter, not scout. Like hunter with a gun. That's why the translation is "funny." I'd be using "buscador" if I were serious about this.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Cazador is hunter, not scout. Like hunter with a gun. That's why the translation is "funny." I'd be using "buscador" if I were serious about this.[/QUOTE]
Everyone "loves" the cazador title and suggested a while ago that I keep it.
Cazando is from 1994 when I traded the currency markets, and created a small trading group.
in true meat loaf fashion, i spend time on the gulley side.
with the "war" going full throttle is it smart? no, but i'm from juarez. killings and kidnappings are the past time!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc-myg0ybka&feature=related[/url]
we got 400 murders on the books of trabajadoras de las maquillas. we're pushing 1,000 murders on the streets! and you can't discount the kidnappings and burials in the desert and basements. i don't even know how many soldiers, police, and other law enforcement officials have died. and you can't discount the public officials that have fled the city and country for usa-protection! let's not discount the decapitations and body-part dismemberments.
when you deboard the plane at the airport you will be greeted by 15-military soldiers inspecting your possessions. two gates must be cleared. when you leave the airport you'll be "open game!"
using walkie-talkies is the mode of communication among your "crew." watching your back at the stop lights is survival. watching your back at the cantina is survival. watching your back at any and every interraction is survival.
afi (ie. mexican fbi) rolling in black chevy suburbans is the mode. military humvees with 6-soldiers hoisting ak-47s is the mode. tamarindos (ie. street police) looking for sucker a*s gringos to extort is the mode. having respect and name familiarty with the "movers and shakers" of the street is the mode.
hearing guns shots, grenades, and other artillery is the street noise! keeping your eyes and mouth shut is survival. keeping and respecting the street is survival. no se nada para nada is survival.
la cebolla (ie. the onion.): layer after layer is peeled to reveal another layer. the onion never goes away 'cause another layer is revealed.
visiting and spending time in the "ladies bars" is the mode. drinking buchannas is the mode. drinking chivas regal is the mode. drinking carta blanca is the mode. tambien, tomando mezcal es la onda. listening to nortenas and corridos is the mode.
at the "ladies bar" cada polvo vale us $20 a us $100.
at the "ladies bar" live nortenas vale us $5 per song.
at the "ladies bar" live mariachis vale us $10 per song.
at the "ladies bar" you can and may spend us $500 per nightly sitting. within the city, almost on every five (5) blocks is a "ladies bar."
getting arrested by los tamarindos for extortion is the mode. getting arrested to be a victim of assaults is the mode. getting "set-up" on the street by wh*res is the mode. witnessing cholos "mean mugging" is the mode.
not knowing what location is "clean" and what location is "hot" is the mode. getting "caught-up" in someone else's "beef" is the mode. staying true to the street is survival.
wearing cowboy boots is the fashion. wearing wranglers is the fashion. wearing vintage cowboy shirts is the fashion.
eating burritos, frijoles rayos y aguas naturales is the diet. eating chile relleno, mole y picadillo is the diet.
as a resident of juarez, obviously nicaragua is a "walk in the park."
I've spent maybe a couple of months total in various parts of the state -- the capital city (Chihuahua), Juarez, in the mountains across from Big Bend, and in the Sierra Madre Occidental. And I can't remember being hassled by the police or witnessing a crime once. Compared to Coahuila, where I get hit up for a mordita practically every time I go it was a refreshing change. But my last visit was 4 or 5 years ago. Things have changed. Juarez must be one of the most dangerous places in the world right now, and Chihuahua isn't far behind.
[QUOTE=Tiny 12]I've spent maybe a couple of months total in various parts of the state -- the capital city (Chihuahua), Juarez, in the mountains across from Big Bend, and in the Sierra Madre Occidental. And I can't remember being hassled by the police or witnessing a crime once. Compared to Coahuila, where I get hit up for a mordita practically every time I go it was a refreshing change. But my last visit was 4 or 5 years ago. Things have changed. Juarez must be one of the most dangerous places in the world right now, and Chihuahua isn't far behind.[/QUOTE]
Tiny12,
It seems that you and I cross paths throughout Latin America.
5-years ago Cd. Juarez was alright, but they were changing everything. 10-years ago it was fun! 20-years ago it was great. The party atmosphere is what I refer. Drink-and-Drown for US $8: All you can drink.
Police extortion is all day, everyday. At Christmas time the tamales (ie. thieves; police) wait on the bridge to extort Christmas shoppers returning from the USA with their presents in hand. They're waiting.......
I have so many stories and experiences in Juarez that it would make my postings in Nicaragua look boring!
It changed in the past few years, but if you're not involved in the community that's hot then you'll be fine. La cebolla.
Chihuahua is for that country feel. Did you take the train that travels through the mountains?
Big Bend, Texas, USA: Beautiful golf course and river.
Coahuila: They have some beautiful girls with milky-white skin! The have no real towns or cities. Cd. Acuna is small.
There is so much going-on at the border and it's all "hush-hush" to outsiders. And it's the Mexican-side that's the best side to reside.
Some stroke material for you guys: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxyzOaFdwgc&feature=related[/URL]
So I'm watching "Fatal Attraction" with Michael Douglas and wonder, "How many of you guys are / were in his shoes? Creaping with a broad; having her claim to be pregnant; you, the male feeling trapped; confessing to your wife; your wife leaving you and sticking you with the child support and divorce bills; the "baby's momma' sticking you with the child support bill; you being abandoned and lonely; and finally, you end-up becoming a monger on ISG for lack of female trust!
Great entertainment: Horrible Experience.
He should have been honest and not have gotten married.
Marriage is for women, not men! Why? 'Cause they got you on contract with 0% rewards. The only reward is "access to your child" and that's temporary 'cause when she leaves you so will the child.
You may find this link interesting [url]http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/ahr/111.2/lasso.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]They got jokes!
Naturally I meet all of the deported guys in whatever city or country I reside. Why? 'Cause I'm Black USA and they know Black USA from their time in the state or federal prison system. They know that we can relate to one another. So, I'm always able to infiltrate the streets. In fact, they search me out often.
Being Black USA you must SURVIVE your community. SURVIVING the community is not a joke. Between the police, the gangs, pistoleros, drugs, mob action,county jail and state / federal prisons, and all of the other ills of society it's a challenge of wits and "holding it down." And then you still need to SURVIVE white USA in the office, court system, law enforcement, social circles, consumerism, etcetera.
To SURVIVE the USA as Black USA, you must be versatile: The "Black-White Guy."
This means that the skin color is Black, but the manerisms and communicae are white.
How do you think I've attracted your attention and you are a dedicated reader of Meat Loaf posts. 'Cause I play both sides. I can and do get "grimey" for self-preservation while getting "white" in the office, education, communication, and social circles.
I know that white USA is scared of Black & Brown, so I must make you feel comfortable. I must get on your level of communication (ie. white.) You will never get on the level of Black USA communication. Why? 'Cause you're scared of the racial tension that is 500-years old. LOL.
Black USA must always stay "gulley side." Why? 'Cause when the police come or some white person "gives you a case" and you check into government housing it's Black & Brown. If you can't relate to your community on the outside, then when you enter government housing you will be carne molida.
So these deported guys from a "gutter city" had jokes about me being the "Black-White Guy." Why? 'Cause I can get white USA too. You must SURVIVE your environment and the USA is white supremacy. Therefore, you must play the "white man's game." They'll try and trick you, set you up, and other nonsense so it's 100% work, SURVIVING.
So when I see white people in Granada and we naturally engage in conversation, they get amazed. Why? 'Cause they don't know anyone Black USA other than occupational subbordinates. And then they realize that I'm more qualified and "doing the damn thing" as Black USA overseas. They get f*cked-up and some get quiet while others get energized. Of course they know that I get "gulley side" 'cause I'm Black USA too.
It's a nice change of pace associating with white people socially. I've been in Latin America for ten (10) years, not in tourist cities or town, and have been 100% local populace. Therefore, I don't really see too many white USA or their mentalities, but I know how they're socialized so...
It's been like this my entire life, the "Black-White Guy."
The funny thing is: I'm so Latin American too![/QUOTE]
Good stuff: It looked too long at first, but I got through it.
As an asiring Ph.D. in Latin American Studies, the concentration of / in "Afro" is rather weak, of course. A few schools within the hemisphere offer this concentration with a few more offering it as a Masters.
I wonder what barrier I'll face at application and then again at the 2-year review?
As I learned when I applied for USA-law school, the roles have and are already defined for degrees and the jobs they grant. Where you, the "Afro," fit-in has been defined: On the outside. Why? Glass Ceilings and the advanced degrees that take you there.
Thank God for sports and music entertainment: A "traditional" employer.
I had of exchange ideologies yesterday with a "lad" who's volunteering for the exploitation. He's seeking it out: Unintelligently he's sold himself on the idea of marriage and is simply waiting to fill the vacancy. Eager as "DrDewman" with "Blue" and camera in hand at Fenix, this lad is all smiles.
The Marriage Contract:
1. The reasons for one entering into this contract are moot.
2. Once in the contract, the male is toast. The male is subborniated to the female and government via the contract itself. The contract's terms are written for all to read and detail the male's demise.
3. Getting "gulley side," a "looser" will impregnate your wife and the child is legally yours and you're mandated to maintain child support payments. ([url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] me off and I'll give you, the husband, a kid to support.)
4. Adultery is grounds for divorce.
5. 50% of assets are divided. Men never marry-up, but always marry-down. In contrast, women always marry-up.
6. Alimony is on the table for three (3) years. At least it's taxed on her IRS 1040 as income while child support is not.
7. Of course she gets the offspring. See you in Family Court, if you can afford the attorney bill. Of course, if you never get to court she will not be bound by the court and may relocate the offspring interstate or internationally. Why? You're not recognized.
8. Of course she gets the house for the well-being of the offspring.
I can go on-and-on, but you already know and simply are "stuck." You should have contacted Meat Loaf earlier for guidance.
The above referrenced "lad" stated that I've been blinded by business and law, and am not think "romance." Romance? Me, a male, contracting for 1-piece of p*ssy for perpetuity and if I may stray the above is enforced upon me. Romance? The occasional p*ssy-access I, the male, gain depending upon her whims. Romance? The entrance into the above contractual agreement and risk exposure. Romance? The US $30,000 wedding bill for a 1-day party.
Marriage is for women and governments, and not for males!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
The above referrenced "lad" stated that I've been blinded by business and law, and am not think "romance." [/QUOTE]
LOL. This gentleman's name wouldn't happen to be Juan Bobo, would it?
Great Cable in Nicaragua.
Watching Larry Flint "Do the Damn Thing!" Is he your role model?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Tiny12,
It seems that you and I cross paths throughout Latin America.
Chihuahua is for that country feel. Did you take the train that travels through the mountains?
Big Bend, Texas, USA: Beautiful golf course and river.
Coahuila: They have some beautiful girls with milky-white skin! The have no real towns or cities. Cd. Acuna is small.
[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf, My visits to Latin America are short and safe--I've read with amazement some of the things you've gotten up to in Nicaragua, Mexico and Panama.
I did take the train from Chihuahua to Los Mochis through Copper Canyon, stopping in Creel and Divisadero, and highly recommend it. Big Bend as well, as long as it's not during the summer. Actually there's an entertaining Boys Town in Ojinaga, just west of the park. And although Ciudad Acuna is small, I've enjoyed it more than Juarez -- Most of my experiences in Juarez with hookers were short time, while I developed long lasting, almost boyfriend/girlfriend relationships with a couple in Acuna.
Soy un esclavo de los EE.UU. (ie. I'm a USA-slave.)
I receive this question from Latin Americans rather frequently. Where are you from? The USA. Where are your parents from? The USA. Where are your grandparents from? We're the African-slaves of the USA.
The either get intimidated, scared, fearful, or cautious that any African-slave (ie. Black person) would make such a claim in 100% pride (ie. orgullo.)
Depending upon the country (ie. Mexico) they will inform me on how their country is not racist and everyone is accepted. Or they will jump on the USA in a negative light (ie. Nicaragua.)
Yeah, I'm the first-generation of the USA to have freedom in travel (ie. Civil Rights 1965) and therefore these foreigners have little to 0% exposure to Black-USA other than media.
I immediately get respect. I immediately get motherf*ckers that want to play "slave master."
The thing is: I go hard in Latin America with memories of the "slave trading block" in my forehead! When I hit the jails of Latin America it's like being in Africa (ie. West Coast Africa or the USA) and not knowing where I'll be "sold to" or transferred to. So, on the street I'm 100% "primitive." In the office, I'm 100% USA year 2010. LOL. Dicotomy.
Almost always, they have nothing to say, but the expect that I'm a Latin American who fled Latin America for the USA as they aspire to do. In fact, I'm the guy who built the USA!
As Black-USA, Latin America is easy 'cause I'm more oppressed than they are or were. And those (ie. patron) looking for the "easy victory" via racism attempt to exploit and get "awakened quickly."
I'll be damned if a motherf*cker attempts to play racism on me in Latin America when I'm from the USA! I'm American B-itch! #1 in the World and the History of the World: God Bless America!
"Meat Loaf," que tiene (ie. what's wrong.)?" "I got stress." "What do you have stress in?" " I have stress in my life."
They were not trying to here that from a Gringo living in a 2,100 sq. foot house, with pool, maid, garden boy, pool boy, and entertainment budget.
They could not relate: I got stress in these bills. LOL. (You know what I'm saying: Money does not fall from the sky based upon citizenship like they think. LOL.)
I got stress in making these debt payment "on-time." If I'm late they will "mark my credit report" and then how will I "trick or fool" strangers into thinking that I'm successful?
So true and you know and understand it!
They became mad at me when I said the above. Funny thing is they all have professional jobs (ie. attorney, restaurant owner, and professional drinker.)
Haters!
Despite the negatives I write about the USA, I'm proud and thankful for being reared Gringo. Being Gringo is a state of mind and not skin color although it means white by default.
The "Gringa Traveler" from last week helped me remember the beauty of the USA. Although we have demesiada mierda (ie. too much bullsh*t) it's still a good place to participate.
I guess this is why I'm so active and hold the torch in the progression of USA society.
It's easy to get confused by the forest in not seeing the trees.
God Bless America.
In search of more lujo, I've relocated!
3-story home with 3,000 sq. feet, 3-bedrooms, and a view of Granada! How are you living?
I maintain residence in Nicaragua's most valuable real estate market. And you, where do you live?
I'm "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua!"
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]"Meat Loaf," que tiene (ie. what's wrong.)?" "I got stress." "What do you have stress in?" " I have stress in my life."
They were not trying to here that from a Gringo living in a 2,100 sq. foot house, with pool, maid, garden boy, pool boy, and entertainment budget.
They could not relate: I got stress in these bills. LOL. (You know what I'm saying: Money does not fall from the sky based upon citizenship like they think. LOL.)
I got stress in making these debt payment "on-time." If I'm late they will "mark my credit report" and then how will I "trick or fool" strangers into thinking that I'm successful?
So true and you know and understand it!
They became mad at me when I said the above. Funny thing is they all have professional jobs (ie. attorney, restaurant owner, and professional drinker.)
Haters![/QUOTE]
This is weak and undeserving compared to your normal entertaining bullshit. You don't have stress; you have opportunity. The average poor person living in Latin America (i.e., my neighbors and most of my friends) would think poorly of you for this pretense of stress when you have so many resources. Get a grip. I'm sure you are being partially sarcastic but I'm filing this one under S for "snivel."
[QUOTE=Dickhead]This is weak and undeserving compared to your normal entertaining bullshit. You don't have stress; you have opportunity. The average poor person living in Latin America (i.e., my neighbors and most of my friends) would think poorly of you for this pretense of stress when you have so many resources. Get a grip. I'm sure you are being partially sarcastic but I'm filing this one under S for "snivel."[/QUOTE]
What do you mean "Dickhead?" I do have stress. Occupational stress.
It's more stressful being a Gringo and making your monthly debt payments compared to their lack of everything. In Nicaragua, they are poor, but they don't worry about it. This is why I don't pull caballo. They are content asking someone else for their wants! They are not "stressing" about making money to make payments. They don't even worry about it! The only time they worry, and I'm referring to females, is when they need to buy something for the nino they created with 0% planning. And at that time they sell p*ssy.
Explain more about your logic "Dickhead."
What I mean is that you "stressing" over whether you make $10k this month or $20k is pretty small potatoes compared to stressing over where your next meal is coming from, how you are going to feed your kids, and other issues routinely faced by denizens of the Third World. I don't know exactly what you do for a living but if it's really stressful maybe don't do it? But I always avoided stressful jobs although in the case of a couple of jobs I've had, a lot of the other people doing the same job thought it was very stressful. Maybe I am just a low-stress person. I figure it's mind over matter: if you don't mind it don't matter. I enjoy most of your posts but that one was a little bit, I don't know, unrealistic or something.
I don't know Nicaragua but I wonder if they worry more than you think. They certainly worry down here but it is true from what I've seen, the more tropical, the less worry. Maybe generations of having nothing makes it seem normal, where as Argentina has experienced downward mobility in the life span of most of my friends down here.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]What I mean is that you "stressing" over whether you make $10k this month or $20k is pretty small potatoes compared to stressing over where your next meal is coming from, how you are going to feed your kids, and other issues routinely faced by denizens of the Third World. I don't know exactly what you do for a living but if it's really stressful maybe don't do it? But I always avoided stressful jobs although in the case of a couple of jobs I've had, a lot of the other people doing the same job thought it was very stressful. Maybe I am just a low-stress person. I figure it's mind over matter: if you don't mind it don't matter. I enjoy most of your posts but that one was a little bit, I don't know, unrealistic or something.
I don't know Nicaragua but I wonder if they worry more than you think. They certainly worry down here but it is true from what I've seen, the more tropical, the less worry. Maybe generations of having nothing makes it seem normal, where as Argentina has experienced downward mobility in the life span of most of my friends down here.[/QUOTE]
I'm a person about results: They sure do not exhibit much worry when they sit around all day. They don't even attempt to create opportunities for themselves. It's an accepted fact that Nicas only work as change of scenery or to break-up the manotomy of daily Nica life. You've read my post on the "Typical Nicaragua Day, for them?"
What I do for a living is (1) finance USA businesses and international trade transactions, and (2) business consultancy and structuring, offshore and onshore USA.
US $10,000 sounds like a lot, but not when you're attempting to live on US $15,000 per month regardless of location. In fact, the more you earn the more pressure you have to produce and maintain that existance. A woman that dates a money-earner expects that for life while a poverty girl accepts poverty.
I have 0% compassion for those that dig themselves into a hole at age 15 via child-birth, both male and female. I have 0% compassion for those that don't grind! Hit the streets, grab the phone book, and create your opportunity!
Daily, I contact 200 - 300 executives in search of an opportunity to provide service and validate my worth! Daily. All I do is ask strangers for opportunity, worldwide, and in 3-languages. F*ck those that can't do the same in their hometown to avoid poverty. I do understand that the opportunities are smaller, but somebody has to obtain those opportunities. Looking at your broke a*s neighbor for justifcation and validation of "empathy" will produce empathy.
Elaborate more on your perspective of poverty "Dickhead."
I think intergenerational poverty is reflective of a lack of hope and a sense of powerlessness. You've mentioned being a "Buppie" and that your parents were well-educated. So you had role models. I learned in a sociology class that the best predictor of social class is the educational level of one's [b]parents,[/b] even more so than one's own level, and I believe that. My parents were well-educated but we had a lot of economic reversals in my youth, so I grew up both poor at times and upper-middle class at times. Then I left home very early in a very poor economic period, and I was flat broke and homeless a few times, but I never had this pervasive sense of hopelessness that I see from the intergenerational poor.
I'm not lazy and I really can't imagine not working. I only work seven months a year and it's not by choice and I'd rather work more but the work isn't there. OTOH I was never super ambitious. Single and childless by choice, why amass a whole bunch of money? I've spent a lot of money on travel in my lifetime.
But it seems like you are choosing to live very large in Nicaragua where I am living fairly small in Argentina: basic apartments, no vehicle, don't eat out much. Some of that has to do with try to secure my financial future a little better, some is just personal choice, and some is to not appear to be wealthy and thus a target to pull caballo.
Anyway, I regularly visit the poor natives in their local habitat, and have always done that when I travel. And down here I've been immersed long enough to have known the same poor people for many years and met their whole families. Yeah, a lot of them are lazy. But they think, what's the point of making money because it will just get stolen by someone, probably the government. I don't condone it. I lived in México and those people aren't lazy and I do admit to respecting Méxicans much more than I respect these Argentinos.
The ultimate answer to poverty lies in improving education and job training but if there aren't enough jobs, the incentive to provide these things decreases. I do think that one of the main reasons there aren't enough jobs is because there are too many people. Birth rates in Latin America are declining but they need to decline way more.
I'd probably be a lot lazier if it was 35 degrees C all the fucking time and I couldn't work without dying of sweat. It's only like that here 2-3 months a year or I wouldn't be here.
To be fair to you, I never had a job where my compensation depended directly on whatever effort I put out that day. Never worked in sales or for commission or for myself to where I had to go out and drum up business. That's intentional because my personality is not well suited to selling myself to other people. I'm more into selling my professional qualifications and I like having a defined salary. To each his own on that. What you do has a much higher upside and more of a potential downside and I do see how that could be more stressful.
Mexicans are more ambitious! Where it's drug trafficking, crossing the border, or attempting to obtain employment within their own country, they aspire.
My job is not stressful: I am getting tired ob working on a computer.
I spend time on the USA-Native American reservations and witness the same nonsense in thought and actions as I do in Nicaragua. It's a poverty thing.
Yeah, I'm attempting to / developing into / beginning to live affluant in Latin America. I'm tired, after 12 years, of "faking it" or lowering my standards and quality 'cause of their low standards. I moved to Nicaragua to live like a King, literally.
Caballo? It's not possible with me 'cause everyday I have to chase down my meal with 200 - 300 "cold calls" which are painful and hard work! The USA laws ensure I will not pull caballo: When I drop this USA citizenship and become a Nicaraguan citizen in a few years I will not mind, as much, having chavalas attempt to harness me. Why? I'll have "true freedom" with less codifications. The USA has nothing but laws governing every action and tell their citizens that they are "free" because it's written into law. It says it in the law that you are free. In contrast, Nicaragua does not codify every action which is "true freedom."
I don't spend time with the poverish and don't want to! There are enough "Good Samaritans" for that. I was active as a mentor of preferably Black youth. I'll start that again, but only those with "common sense" and not gangsterism or rehabilitation. I don't have the patience for that nonsense.
"Non-profits" are more concerned with money than "for-profit" enterprises. "Non-profits" have one thing to sell, emotions.
yesterday, i was enjoying myself after making the move to my new home located on nicaragua's most valuable piece of real estate. conversing with a real estate developer at the local watering hole we shared adult beverages. to my surprise was a "running buddy" whom i have not seen for approximately 1-month. i changed table to talk with him and his female guest.
acting as interpreter, i disclosed to the dama that this caballero is not / was not / will not provide her with her requested weekly allowance of c $500 / us $25.
entering the waterhole were some 20-something latin tourists. sitting within earshot we greeted one another. the "loud mouth" attempted to "get street" or "homeyized." i continued with my table's conversation.
at the urinal i spoke with his accompaning party. disclosed was the fact that they are five (5) cousins with mothers from nicaragua and were reared in washington d.c. periodically, they make the pilgrimage to nicaragua.
after enjoying the conversation at the urinal, i made way to their table. upon arrival, one baracho said, "what's up "n*gga?" shaking my head for the nonsense was my response. thinking he was being cool, he attempted to say it again, "what's up n*gga?" at this point i walked away in sympathy.
at my table i continued the liter of beer with my "peers" (ie. real estate developer, account executive, and prostitute.) feeling obligated to educate the ignorant, i returned to the "nica cousins'" table. as happened anteayer when a "leader of granada society" made a "joke" about jewish lawyer greed while sitting among two (2) canadian jewish girls whose fathers were jewish lawyers. they took the time to educate him and opened-up a can of whoop a*s on the fellow. needless to say he departed the cantina after this prostate examination.
talking a calm and collected manner, i disclosed that such terminology should not be said. three of the five understood, apologized, and attempted to alieviate my injury. "loud mouth" said, "f*ck that sh*t. where i'm from in d.c. we use the word all of the time. it don't mean sh*t!" "yeah, that's your town, but you're overseas and that usa nonsense should remain in the usa," was my reply. "fuck that sh*t. i'm from southwest d.c. let's bounce. fuck that sh*t," was "loud mouth's" pontification.
washington d.c. is not a town to "brag" about being from. they elected a convicted crackhead more than once as evidence. only georgetown and 1600 pennsylvania avenue are worthy addresses. maryland and northern virginia are a different story. therefore, i knew "loud mouth" was a bullsh*t person. tambien, if he were "holding the streets down," he would have caught a case; been convicted of a felony; and have his usa passport revoked. felons cannot leave the usa. usa does not recognize "dual citizenship" with nicaragua: once you're usa, nicaragua doesn't count for anything and you're subbordinated to usa laws.
of course, i could have replied that where i'm from, the usa, that he's a (a) beaner, (b) spic, (c) wetback, (d) mojado, (e) frijolero, (f) taco, (g) tio taco, and / or (h) mexican, although nicaraguan. (all latin americans are mexican.) but of course, i, meat loaf, do not talk in degradation. of course, i could have talked about him being a (i) narco, (j) waiter, (k) gardener, or (l) other menial labour, but i don't participate in degredation. while he's attempting to "play black usa," i globetrott with language, advanced degrees, and professional credentials.
even within black usa, patience is required due to music and film entertainment. music popularizing racial terms every three of four stanzas. movies popularizing racial terms every ten or fifteen scenes. rap music has actually done more harm to the black usa community than good. the good would be employment: the bad is self-hate and self-degredation. the rap community has created more adversity than the klu klux klan could have within last twenty (20) years.
i've written about this theme before, (a) those that flee their country for my country, usa, due to their lack of ability to generate in their home country. i've written about the "brain drain" present in their respective countries due to such flight. i've written about those that run into the usa to benefit and ride the backs of black usa slaves while dismissing their contribution and benefactor.
these individuals that flee their countries for usa are weak! they can't survive. and within the usa they can't survive.
the amount of patience required as black usa is enormous. it's 100% work.
so they leave. my "running buddy" and i adjourn to my 3,000 sq. foot home. we shared conversation. we departed my residence and went to a different bar located on the calzada. we encountered a south african who resides in costa rica and is a import-export broker. he speaks english, french, and spanish, in that order. he's been residing in china, costa rica, south africa, and another asian country for the past five (5) years. we shared conversation, life experiences, and contact information.
i retired for the evening.
"The USA has nothing but laws governing every action and tell their citizens that they are "free" because it's written into law."
Right, that's [b]exactly[/b] why I split.
"Felons cannot leave the USA."
That is not correct. Check your PMs.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
After enjoying the conversation at the urinal, I made way to their table. Upon arrival, one baracho said, "What's up "N*gga?" Shaking my head for the nonsense was my response. Thinking he was being cool, he attempted to say it again, "What's up N*gga?" At this point I walked away in sympathy. [/QUOTE]
Normally don't post out place but your post hit home bruh.
The shit didn't bother me much hearing it from other Blacks in the States but hearing that shit overseas just gets under your skin like a dirty syringe.
One Manila morning I was walking to my crib after a night of debauchery when some young Filipinos enthusiastically just said “Whats up n!*ga” like that's whats up (I just kept it moving) and to make that even more fucked up earlier that night the girl I had picked up before I fucked her was like do you get mad when people call you a n!&ga? I was like damn two times in one night? Whats stupid some Filipinos tend to show a little racism towards Blacks but some of them are darker than some Black people I know. Colonized minds.
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[QUOTE=Dickhead]"Felons cannot leave the USA."
That is not correct. Check your PMs.[/QUOTE]
What I was really wanted to convey was that after conviction or release from government housing you will be on probation or parole or deferred adjudication and cannot / they will not let you leave the country.
Additionally, when you submit your domestic-country criminal report for foreign citizenship, temporay or permanent, the felony conviction may reduce your chances for obtaining foreign citizenship.
You must submit educational records, criminal records, mental health records, physical health records, financial records, and other historical evidence of your existence when seeking foreign citizenship. It's the same with the USA as with otheri soverign countries.
[quote=illogic]normally don't post out place but your post hit home bruh.
the shit didn't bother me much hearing it from other blacks in the states but hearing that shit overseas just gets under your skin like a dirty syringe.
one manila morning i was walking to my crib after a night of debauchery when some young filipinos enthusiastically just said “whats up n!*ga” like that's whats up (i just kept it moving) and to make that even more fucked up earlier that night the girl i had picked up before i fucked her was like do you get mad when people call you a n!&ga? i was like damn two times in one night? whats stupid some filipinos tend to show a little racism towards blacks but some of them are darker than some black people i know. colonized minds.
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illogic,
it should bother you just as much when a black person says, "n*gga." an ethnic/racial group can't use a term to refer to themselves and expect others not belonging to that group to refrain from using that word. this is especially the case when the word is presented as hip or cool by hollywood and the rap music industry. interestingly, the n-word is off limits to black professionals. i know of black people in management positions being accused of racism by blacks in lower positions when the manager/executive used the term in response to a subordinate using the same term. the word "n*gga" pretty much sums up 400 years of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url], hate, violence, exploitation and genocide against the black race. i think this fact is lost upon the present generation of young blacks. it's not the white expats you have to worry about. it's the black actors and rappers who are willing to call each other "n*ggas" on film and radio for millions of dollars. it is with the collaboration of these individuals that us racism has been given an attractive packaging and marketed abroad. unfortunately, when foreigners who have little to no interaction with black people from the us use that term they often honestly mean no harm. they think it's okay, even cool, because popular black entertainers are using it. now, if some educated, well traveled filipino academic came up to you and used that term then i'd say you should be worried, but uneducated street urchins and hookers can hardly be expected to know better. now that filipina who asked about the n-word would have took your dick into her larynx, swallowed and asked for seconds. i'd hardly call her a potential overseas kkk affiliate. ;)
[quote=chocha monger]illogic,
it should bother you just as much when a black person says, "n*gga." an ethnic/racial group can't use a term to refer to themselves and expect others not belonging to that group to refrain from using that word. this is especially the case when the word is presented as hip or cool by hollywood and the rap music industry. interestingly, the n-word is off limits to black professionals. i know of black people in management positions being accused of racism by blacks in lower positions when the manager/executive used the term in response to a subordinate using the same term. the word "n*gga" pretty much sums up 400 years of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url], hate, violence, exploitation and genocide against the black race. i think this fact is lost upon the present generation of young blacks. it's not the white expats you have to worry about. it's the black actors and rappers who are willing to call each other "n*ggas" on film and radio for millions of dollars. it is with the collaboration of these individuals that us racism has been given an attractive packaging and marketed abroad. unfortunately, when foreigners who have little to no interaction with black people from the us use that term they often honestly mean no harm. they think it's okay, even cool, because popular black entertainers are using it. now, if some educated, well traveled filipino academic came up to you and used that term then i'd say you should be worried, but uneducated street urchins and hookers can hardly be expected to know better. now that filipina who asked about the n-word would have took your dick into her larynx, swallowed and asked for seconds. i'd hardly call her a potential overseas kkk affiliate. ;)[/quote]
i don't associate amongst black usa using such term! it's actually hard to listen and watch black usa hollywood media usng such a term. it's even worse that that black usa is being played like "rudy poo-butt" by the executives (ie. white people) in the marketing channels. these "coons" think they're accomplishing something with income and credit over-extension (ie. leases and loans.)
post-1965 black usa are lost and confused into thinking consumerism (ie. spend what you can) is an accomplishment. they know little to none about their history and less about their future.
this is one reason why i left the usa due to the nonsense black usa must participate in on all levels and throughout all communities including black usa.
it's really ashame when you go overseas and have to endure such nonsense. usa media.
don't get me started on the ncaa and their exploitation!
In attempts to repatriate Nicaraguans to their "native-country," I researched the population base within the USA. Keep in mind that another 100,000 plus are "off the books" via illegal entry.
All figures come from the U.S. Census Bureau Report issued in June 2004
"Nicaraguans" are defined as people who marked their ethnic origin as "Nicaraguan" on the Census survey in 1990 and/or 2000.
Total Number (1990) 177,077
% of US Population (1990) 0.1
Total Number (2000) 230,358
% of US Population (2000) 0.1
Change 1990-2000 53,281
% Change 1990-2000 30.1
- Rounds to 0.0.
Source: U.S. Census Bureau, 1990 Census and Census 2000 special tabulations.
And you want to pull caballo? They much prefer you, the caballo, graze in the USA while they continue their "Typical Nicaraguan Day, for them" stress free. Simply send the money back via Western Union (ie. remasas.)
So, I "hired" a roommate for one of the three bedrooms that encompasses my 3,000 sq. foot home covering 3-stories on Nicaragua's most valuable real estate. I really didn't like her, but like most of you, I settled for less. From expereince managing Chicas Nicas, I knew that she would not last beyond three (3) days.
Her conversation was lame! Her social skills were weak! Her initiative was "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] poor / pour."
Night 1: I gave her three sessions of d*ck. Mediocre p*ssy at best: Further evidence that anyone can be a mother. (I aint got no love for hoes 'cause they're "moms." Where's the love for man? Deadbeat.)
Evening 2: I asked her if she wanted to endulge in social activities on the Calzada. She asked if I wanted her to. Obviously when I mentioned the opportunity to her, it was the invitation. I told her to forget it and went outside. I aint got time for these dumb a*s people, but in Nicaragua that is the population. It takes a tremendous amount of patience to SURVIVE this country.
Evening 2: I returned from social activities lining the Calzada with hunger. As she layed upon the sofa watching cable, I informed her of my hunger. This dumb b*tch didn't cook enough food at lunch nor did she cook anything while I was drinking at the "watering hole." She attempted to prepare a meal which takes 1-hour to cook. I told her to forget it and went to bed hungry.
Evening 2: I gave her two (2) sessions of d*ck with similar boredom.
la Madrugada: I arose to start my business day at 0100 hours. As 0500 hours approached I was "Starving Marvin" and this hunger prevented me from attending the gimnasio. I went to "her" bedroom and told her of my hunger to only fall asleep.
Morning 3: I arose at 0700 which means I slept for 2-hours. I went into the kitchen and saw 0% food prepared. "Mad as all get out," I called her name. She responded. I asked what the f*ck she was doing. The Chica Nica said I was taking a shower. What? Taking a shower and I haven't eaten in almost 24-hours. Por fin, she made her way into the kitchen to prepare food which takes 1-hour.
After she cooked and before the other employee(s), I fired her. I gave her a few pesos for compensation and transportation back to the country a*s town she resides 6-hours away.
It took the b*tch another 45-minutes to leave 'cause she wanted to take another shower and change clothes.
Chicas Nicas are more trouble than their value (ie. p*ssy.)
Like the USA, "dese" hoes some "car booties." Hopping in and out of cars as they do beds. I got that a*s played like a game of "Texas Hold 'Em."
As scribed on other Meat Loaf infested threads, I want to roll a Chevy Suburban 'cause I'm a "Good Gringo" and rebuiling Detroit is just a plus. US $80,000 is the stricker price for the Suburban: US $15,000 is the total investment to build a Chevy Suburban out of the USA-Mexico yonkes (ie. junkyards) ; ship to Nicaragua; and "hit the streets rollin'" in Nicaragua.
In desperate search of attention, I'm rollin' BIG!
You (ie. Sucker A*s Gringo(s)), are attempting to "Roll Big," but like everything else you, you "get played." I'm referring to you and your leased car!
You're renting a car (ie. lease), for 24 - 36 months. This is a smart idea if you place the expense on corporate financial statements, but on a household budget is foolish! Just like your wives, it's 100% rental!
You're "pushin" that same bullsh*t for 3-years. Ha Ha: Ja Ja.
Ok, so I want to shine and show my grind! In Granada, it's FACT that very few people are shining like I! In Granada, it's FACT that I need to bring that "Black USA" flavor to the vanilla staple. In Granada, it's FACT that I'm livin' BIG, talkin' small, and snitchin' BIG on ISG.
The hoes nationwide know "Me Loaf."
Every 30-days I'm changing rides! What? Every 30-days "I'm pushin' a different slab!" I change cars and hoes like you change "underoos" (ie. underwear.)
How it's done?
(1) Hit the Managua streets in search of car dealerships.
(2) Walk and talk to the owner about his expenses. Every car sitting on the lot is costing the owner money. Of course, the owner wants to sell a vehicle, but how long and how often does that happen? The aforementioned question is applicable worldwide. The dealership has a loan to purchase the inventory (ie. cars.) The dealership is making monthly interest and principle payments. US $15,000 retail car price; interest at 8%; 60-month terms is the financing package and therefore the "nutt" is US $1,200 in interest payments per annum divided by 12-months = US $100 in interest charges for the car sitting on the lot. The car costs US $100 to sit on the dealership lot in hopes of someone pruchasing it; getting approved for financing; and driving it off the lot.
(3) So you now understand that each car is costing US $15,000 is costing the dealership US $100 in interest payments. The owner understands that, but for simplicity I have it outlined in the presentation.
(4) The presentation presents the above numbers; my business card with title; and the coast-to-coast smile of Meat Loaf. I provide the dealership, mom-and-pop dealerships, with the 7-page prospectus.
(5) I offer the dealership US $700 per month for a 1-month lease including "full coverage" insurance! This is the price of a SUV (ie. Toyota Hilux) in Nicaragua.
(6) The dealership is paying US $100 in interest payments for the car to sit on the lot in hopes of someone purchasing it: Meat Loaf is offering the dealership a US $600 profit for the same 30-days.
At month-end, I turn the car in for a different car make, model, and color. "Stayin' FRESH."
(7) I provide the dealership with a 1-month deposit.
(8) If the owner has someone bonafide to purchase the car I'm renting for 30-days then I'll show-up at the dealership for the transaction, but otherwise we have 0% contact.
(9) Television screens are removable so every month I place them into the "car of the month."
(10) The 15-inch woofers are placed into the "car of the month."
With screens fallin', sounds beatin', and a new car per month, I roll. Bringing that USA-flavor to Nicaragua.
Every 30-days I'm changing car, colors, and makes: The population "thinks" I'm Super Rich and have knicknamed me, "Richie Rich."
Every month I have a new rented car, whil you rent for 24 - 36 months. ¡Baboso eres tu!
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i told you that your best and smartest move if you seek profits / income from the nicaraguan market is to purchase shares of stock at the nicaraguan stock exchange on carr. masaya (ie. lafise building.)
i told you to delegate the "chore" of nicaraguan labor to someone else, someone more qualified; someone more on their mental level concerning "employment."
i've detailed how the population has 0% respect for any gratitude or compensation.
i've detailed how the population does not think about tomorrow or the access they gain from foreign direct investment. instead, they think for the immediate "rip off" or "getting over."
i've detailed how it's more work than reward in the labour market. the funny thing is that the government advertises an "abundance of human capital" as the reason to engage in commercial activities within the republic of volcanoes and lakes.
it's sad to say and recognize that the [b]only[/b] way to engage in commercial activities in this market to "patron" (ie. slave master.) for those of us that do engage in commerce within the republic we do so for one simple reason: our dream of being / living overseas! and the dream is costly and not worth the effort!
more progressive latin american societies are worth the effort: costa rica, panama, mexico, dominican republic, and brazil are better locations to attempt the "dream" and still engage in commercial activities.
it does not matter how generous the employer is to the employee. it does not matter how much the employer want to provide 1rst world opportunities and access. it does matter that you operate in a non-patron manner. what does matter is that the employer must be patron (ie. slave master.)
patron: every employee is desechable (ie. disposable.) every employee should be compensated as little as possible. every employee is nothing more than a replacable machine lubricated with "last minute" lies / stories / "wow is me." the minute you attempt to treat an employee as a north american is the minute you will regret providing the opportunity.
understand, it's not hard for me to be patron and play the game as i was taught. but what is "sad" is that i choose to extend commercial opportunities to the populace who claim, "quiero trabajar / no hay trabajo / el nino esta enfermo / los ninos no comieron en 2 dias / and other "wow is me fallacies."
understand, that you the foreigner are desechable as the populace waits for the next foreigner to attempt at living their "dream" of latin america. as any ghettoe, you get what you pay for and only haiti is poorer.
your only salvation and mental peer is the next foreigner with multiple nicaraguan visa stamps or day-in and day-out residency!
patron.
understand, that their story of ninos, familia, and other "responsibilities" will supersede their need for 9 - 5 employment. yes, we north americans understand that the 9 - 5 dictates the existence of life, but they survive daily without the 9 - 5 and therefore the 9 - 5 is disposable.
24 hours x 7 days = 168 total hours per week.
9 - 5 minus 1 hour lunch - 8 hours of employment per week. 8 hours per day x 5 days per week - 40 hours.
40 hours per week of employment dictate the entire 168 hours per week, less than 25% of a person's available hours per week.
and they still don't want to do it! they still want to live "lujo" for 168, but without the activity.
i could write for hours and days, but again, simply purchase stock on the nicaraguan stock exchange and leave the pyschology and patron to someone else!
meat loaf in nicaragua.
Every morning at 0500 hours are bombs, fireworks, and explosions!
As the world's "wealthiest" business, the Catholic Church is and has always been serious about their money / revenues. They are so serious about that 10% tide that every morning they wake-up their soldiers.
For about five (5) minutes everyday, the Catholic Church that is the "Granada Landmark" with pretty yellow paint, sets off fireworks to wake-up the neighborhood.
This week, at 0430 hours a "New Orleans Style Second Line Jazz Band" walked the streets jamming. Of course the band is 100% local, but the music was "jazzy."
For those that are lazy it may disturb the peace, but I, "Me Loaf," arise everyday at 0200 and retire at 2000 hours. (Writing these posts takes time.)
Meat Loaf
[QUOTE=Stevewxly]I have only been to Managua twice, and am not an expert on Nicaragua like others - but I am willing to share - unlike others.[/QUOTE]
Me too: I am willing to share as evidenced by my 1,100 posts!
Let's dismiss the misconception that you own / ever own the p*ssy! (As a USA-male you should know / understand / recognize / accept that you, the male, have 0% power over a female: The USA-female has 100% power the male! Want proof? Divorce court; Family court; Child Support (ie. District Attorney office); Social perception; Criminal court (ie. domestic violence; any police involvement); Family services; etcetera.
Despite the marriage contract, you do not own / never will own the p*ssy!
Despite the payments (ie. family support), you do not own / never will own the p*ssy!
As a male-USA all you can hope for is p*ssy access! The work and payments and avoidance of "homosapien biology" you exhibit is for nothing more than p*ssy access!
You cannot control how often or if she will grant you p*ssy access! You understand about the "p*ssy rationing" syndrome / technique exhibited by females.
Despite all of the "hooks" presented to the male, he must realize and accept that it's all about p*ssy access.
Who she chooses to grant p*ssy access to is not your concern or business because she's a female- a mother- and you are a "deadbeat Dad" or a "wh*re monger" or some other derogatory term.
It's all about p*ssy access!
Once you understand this truth and fundamental thread of male-female USA interaction you will be empowered to compete for p*ssy access.
Tithing (contributing 10% of your income) is not and never has been a primary tenet of Catholicism. You are expected to contribute what you can afford (but it better be something!). Ireland had a tithe law for a while but it was applied to both Green (Catholic) and Orange (Protestant) and was designed to fund the Anglican church after the Norman Conquest. Of course, very few Irish converted to Anglicism and eventually in the early 19th century resistance to the tithe led to the Tithe War. The Tithe War resulted in a reduction of the obligation and in the latter part of the nineteenth century the Church of Ireland was disestablished and the tithe (which by then was not strictly a tithe since it was less than 10%) went away.
Anyway tithing is more of a Protestant thing and is also practiced by LDS (Mormons). I am not too fond of LDS to say the least but they do have one thing that I kind of like. If you are unemployed the church will help you out [b]BUT[/b] they will also send the lads around to see what you are doing to find a job. The longer you are unemployed the more lads they will send and the more often they will send them. Hint hint hint. They also established Deseret Industries, which is like a Goodwill, to provide employment for the losers and retards that comprise X% of any given population.
Your posts are good but sometimes I have to "keep you honest," so to speak!
[QUOTE=Dickhead]
Your posts are good but sometimes I have to "keep you honest," so to speak![/QUOTE]
Yes, you do!
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]...It should bother you just as much when a black person says, "n*gga." An ethnic/racial group can't use a term to refer to themselves and expect others not belonging to that group to refrain from using that word.[/QUOTE]
I disagree.
"They say it among themselves" is no excuse for outsiders to use the "N" word. Many ethnic groups have certain derogatory terms that they use within the group; but they don't tolerate their use by outsiders. White southern comedians like Jeff Foxworthy can tell "redneck" jokes; Jewish comedians tell jokes that contain Jewish stereotypes - but an outsider saying the same things would not be tolerated. Gay people sometimes call each other "queer" or "dyke", but only in certain situations.
And black Americans have used the "N" word among themselves for generations - but only at certain times, to certain people, in certain ways. It's complicated. You have to live the black American life to know when to say the word, and when NOT to say it.
But I agree that some foreigners can be forgiven for using ignorantly using the "N" word. They are not familiar with the history and social context, and only know the pop culture references.
[QUOTE=Rio D]I disagree.
"They say it among themselves" is no excuse for outsiders to use the "N" word. Many ethnic groups have certain derogatory terms that they use within the group; but they don't tolerate their use by outsiders. White southern comedians like Jeff Foxworthy can tell "redneck" jokes; Jewish comedians tell jokes that contain Jewish stereotypes - but an outsider saying the same things would not be tolerated. Gay people sometimes call each other "queer" or "dyke", but only in certain situations.
And black Americans have used the "N" word among themselves for generations - but only at certain times, to certain people, in certain ways. It's complicated. You have to live the black American life to know when to say the word, and when NOT to say it.
But I agree that some foreigners can be forgiven for using ignorantly using the "N" word. They are not familiar with the history and social context, and only know the pop culture references.[/QUOTE]
Why do I post?
I'm too deep! What started as bragadocia has turned into a social forumn laced with sexual episodes.
Why do you not post? Lack of literary talents or their beliefs.
Why do you not post? You're living in fear of association. But like skin-color it's a stain that can't be dis-associated.
Those that post have matured beyond the "guilty by association" stain of ISG!
"Rio D," I'm glad to see that you read Meat Loaf posts and post commentary.
[QUOTE=Rio D]I disagree.
"They say it among themselves" is no excuse for outsiders to use the "N" word. Many ethnic groups have certain derogatory terms that they use within the group; but they don't tolerate their use by outsiders. White southern comedians like Jeff Foxworthy can tell "redneck" jokes; Jewish comedians tell jokes that contain Jewish stereotypes - but an outsider saying the same things would not be tolerated. Gay people sometimes call each other "queer" or "dyke", but only in certain situations.
And black Americans have used the "N" word among themselves for generations - but only at certain times, to certain people, in certain ways. It's complicated. You have to live the black American life to know when to say the word, and when NOT to say it.
But I agree that some foreigners can be forgiven for using ignorantly using the "N" word. They are not familiar with the history and social context, and only know the pop culture references.[/QUOTE] It wasn't an excuse. It's a fact that if you use a certain word in music and movies that end up being distributed around the world you're going to hear it outside your racial/ethnic group. Unless of course we start labeling music for blacks only, whites only and gays only. Maybe that is the problem in America. Every group wants to have it's words that can only be used by that group, yet we wonder why the society continues to be divided. Sorry but I don't think that it's ever cool when black people use the word nigger amongst themselves. It shows ignorance of the origin of the word and the atrocities committed against the race it is used to describe. People who use racial slurs even solely within their own group tend to be from the lower uneducated classes.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]It wasn't an excuse. It's a fact that if you use a certain word in music and movies that end up being distributed around the world you're going to hear it outside your racial/ethnic group. Unless of course we start labeling music for blacks only, whites only and gays only. Maybe that is the problem in America. Every group wants to have it's words that can only be used by that group, yet we wonder why the society continues to be divided. Sorry but I don't think that it's ever cool when black people use the word nigger amongst themselves. It shows ignorance of the origin of the word and the atrocities committed against the race it is used to describe. People who use racial slurs even solely within their own group tend to be from the lower uneducated classes.[/QUOTE]
On Friday afternoon I saw them fools again from Washington D.C.
I was sitting outside on the Calzada eating dinner with an employee of mine who earns US $2,000 per month the first year; US $4,000 per month in year 2; US $6,000 per month in year 3 [B]under contract[/B]! "Big Mouth" walked into the establishment and I called his name, "D.C." He reluctantly nodded at me. His partners (ie. family members; cousins) followed him into the establishment and I called their name, "D.C." The one who attempted to dilute the drama smiled as a hello.
I went to pay the bill and saw "Big Mouth" and his boys watching me. As I was waiting to pay the bill at the bar, the tension was present! Was "Big Mouth" going to ignite more nonsense by saying, "what's up n*gga'" or has he learned that I, Meat Loaf, do not accept or tolerate such degradation?
As I waited for the bill, the tension was present amongst them and I! Why? 'Cause he thought it was cool and acceptable to say "n*gga'" as detailed in earlier Meat Loaf posts.
While attempting to pay the bill "Big Mouth" made conversation with the wait staff. I'm sure that "Big Mouth" revealed the details of our encounter to the wait staff. I'm sure the wait staff revealed to "Big Mouth" that I, Meat Loaf, am becoming a "Major Player" in the Granada, Nicaragua, Central America scene! I'm sure the wait staff revealed to "Big Mouth" that I, Meat Loaf, get gutter! I'm sure the wait staff educated "Big Mouth" to "come correct" when communicating with I, Meat Loaf."
I paid my bill and exited the establishment with 0% nonsense or more "what up n*gga'" being said / heard!
It's become a fact that I, Meat Loaf, am living B.I.G. in Granada, Nicaragua, Central America. I'm in the upper 10% of Granada resident housing community!
In general conversation people ask how much I pay for housing. I reveal the number. Their eyes get B.I.G. They wonder how is that possible: How is it possible that you, Meat Loaf, earn enough money to pay for that? I reveal that I live single in the 3,000 sq. foot house with 3-floors and a view of the Mombacho Volcanoe and the Cathedral (ie. yellow church that is a Nicaraguan landmark.) Their eyes get B.I.G.
Fellas', I'm contemplating relocation to San Juan del Sur to live more lujo / rich!
For the most part, Gringos that relocate overseas must have gained some aspect of success within the USA. This holds especially true when the "new" home is in the Third World. Why is the fact? This is the fact because of (1) "golden handcuffs" and the (2) inability to obtain employment or the local economy.
"Golden handcuffs" is what the USA provides its citizens. The gold is that Gringos can and may earn US $ 30,000 - US $ 120,000; they have access to consumer credit; the have university educations; and other luxuries. The handcuff portion is that they are "so deep" into their maintenance of debt payments / lifestyle that they cannot leave. For if they leave they will cease to exist in the life (ves) they have built.
To become ex-pat you must plot and plan your USA exit strategy! You must prepare to leave. You must ditch all USA-consumer products: The same consumer products Americans chase and base their existence upon are the same products ex-pats avoid. It's the maintenance of debt that keeps Americans, Americans, and separates Americans from Gringos. Gringos are those that make if off the North America soil.
To have gained success within the USA, Gringos; they acquired the courage to move offshore; and they've even taken the risk of 100% desnudo (ie. lack of a local support system.) Ex-pats are a brave breed and especially so when in Third World markets.
If you've never gone offshore other than "Tourist Traps" you will / would not understand.
It seems that a large majority of former USA-military are ex-pats, worldwide. Why? They've had exposure overseas as active-members of the Armed Forces.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
It seems that a large majority of former USA-military are ex-pats, worldwide. Why? They've had exposure overseas as active-members of the Armed Forces.[/QUOTE]
Ex-military expats understand the concept of going one hundred percent rental. Pulling up stumps every couple of years and shedding belongings for light travel is the norm. Most of the US population like to accumulate goods, they like security and predictability. They prefer ownership over rentals. This makes them poor candidates for successful expatriation. Expats succeed because they embrace the concept of using rentables.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Ex-military expats understand the concept of going one hundred percent rental. Pulling up stumps every couple of years and shedding belongings for light travel is the norm. Most of the US population like to accumulate goods, they like security and predictability. They prefer ownership over rentals. This makes them poor candidates for successful expatriation. Expats succeed because they embrace the concept of using rentables.[/QUOTE]
That's me too!
I haven't made a real purchase in 10-years and everything is desechable. Sometimes I wish to make major purchases, but realize that it's too costly and cumbersome.
Just rent wealth 'cause it's easier.
Yep. Rent [b]every[/b]fuckenthing. I rent my dishes, towels, silverware, everything except my clothes. For books I either read what my friends bring down and then return it, or buy used books and then trade them back in (you get 3 for every 5 you bring in). Chicas obviously should be rented under the "if it floats, fucks, or flies" doctrine. Do not own a car and pay for a garage and insurance. Rent cars if and as needed. I've rented cars five times in six years, and my AMEX covers me, insurance-wise.
It's awesome being able to move in one taxi ride. In fact if push comes to shove I can carry everything I own, using my trusty Samonsite "Piggy-Back" strap on suitcase.
Fuck consumerism.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Yep. Rent [b]every[/b]fuckenthing. I rent my dishes, towels, silverware, everything except my clothes. For books I either read what my friends bring down and then return it, or buy used books and then trade them back in (you get 3 for every 5 you bring in). Chicas obviously should be rented under the "if it floats, fucks, or flies" doctrine. Do not own a car and pay for a garage and insurance. Rent cars if and as needed. I've rented cars five times in six years, and my AMEX covers me, insurance-wise.
It's awesome being able to move in one taxi ride. In fact if push comes to shove I can carry everything I own, using my trusty Samonsite "Piggy-Back" strap on suitcase.
Fuck consumerism.[/QUOTE]
Me too!
For books, I read Lexis Nexis and other online materials. I do miss holding the paper in my hands.
Rent the car as outlined in previous posts. 'Yall some suckers thinking that owning consumer products are assets: Consumers products are disposable.
When I moved to the 3,000 sq. foot mansion I did so in 1-taxi ride as well.
For office space, I rent 100% furnished with infrastructure installed.
Paying a little more or par is well worth it, especially if you place it on a lease contract for the corporate IRS tax write-offs.
The streets of Granada are overrun with children aged 7 to 29 sniffing glue! They rove the streets in a similar fashion as stray dogs. They walk the streets in no fear asking for any regalo visible. They sometimes instill fear among the populace due to their poor hygiene.
Choose your favorite meth / crank neighborhood, crackhead neighborhood, or heroin neighborhood and Granada looks the same.
Amidst the tourist area (ie. Calle La Calzada, Calle Arsensal, Calle Caimito) are "Willie Pega" roaming with no regards or fear! They carry their baby food jar filled with glue and sniff to oblivion.
Glue for sniffing costs US $0.25 / C $5.
Regardless of your monthly payment for housing, your neighbor will be "Willie Pega." Where do they live? On the sidewalk entering your home. Where do they work? Soliciting you at every encounter. How do they survive? The pega takes care of that concern which is why they huele.
It's such an epidemic that a movie was made, "Cafe Chavalos."
50,000 glue sniffers are estimated to roam the streets of Nicaragua with Granada being Sede Central (ie. headquarters.)
Meatloaf,
You ain't writtin nothin since yesterday.
You aright man?
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]Meatloaf,
You ain't writtin nothin since yesterday.
You aright man?[/QUOTE]
Kin-folk, I can't write "the ism" everyday. I got hoes to manage, Boss Hogg.
Peace & Hair Grease
[b]isg senior member[/b] and i have known one another for some time. [b]isg senior member[/b] is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. [b]isg senior member[/b] enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for [b]isg senior member[/b] to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!
i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for [b]isg senior member[/b] i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, [b]isg senior member[/b] can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."
"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.
[b]safe & close to home[/b]
meeting [b]isg senior member[/b] in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good [b]isg senior member[/b] he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.
for days [b]isg senior member[/b] attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)
(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)
leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the [b]isg senior member[/b] to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)
boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. [b]isg senior member[/b] was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future [b]international sex guide[/b] posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from [b]isg senior member.[/b]
por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.
pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.
having survived the bathroom's pool of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], i returned to our table. [b]isg senior member[/b] asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.
at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."
with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, [b]isg senior member[/b] slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.
in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.
the two (2) [b]isg senior members[/b] departed this location.
as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.
[b]gulley side:[/b][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf8l9icxbu&feature=related[/url]
driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. [b]isg senior member[/b] is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)
not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)
transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!
¡god bless america!
departing the car, [b]isg senior member[/b] double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)
overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, [b]isg senior member[/b] entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.
these hoes attempted to separate [b]isg senior member[/b] from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of [b]isg senior member[/b] were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. [b]isg senior member,[/b] gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!
i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!
"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of [b]isg senior member.[/b]
watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url]. running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url], she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)
i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of [b]isg senior member.[/b]
getting "charged-up" from the attention received, [b]isg senior member[/b] bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.
the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect [b]isg senior member[/b] from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)
as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with [b]isg senior member[/b] and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.
to "double-check" his money, [b]isg senior member,[/b] went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed [b]isg senior member[/b] into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting [b]isg senior member[/b] with his bodily functions.
knowing that [b]isg senior member[/b] wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.
(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)
while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of [b]isg senior member[/b] so he could [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]! [b]isg senior member[/b] placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.
in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, meat loaf.
[b]isg senior member[/b] returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. [b]isg senior member[/b] informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.
[b]isg senior member[/b] was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!
i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.
to protect [b]isg senior member[/b] from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance [b]isg senior member[/b] was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." [b]isg senior member[/b] was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.
as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!
[b]isg senior member[/b] began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!
meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was [b]isg senior member[/b]!
meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of [b]isg senior member[/b]!
meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! [url]http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm[/url]
with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, [b]isg senior member[/b] had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of [b]isg senior member[/b] were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.
pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of [b]isg senior member[/b]. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of [b]isg senior member's[/b] left-foot!
butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of [b]isg senior member.[/b] it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."
when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....
[b]isg senior member[/b] went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
[b]isg senior member[/b] bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. [b]isg senior member[/b] informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.
two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking [b]isg senior member's[/b] d*ck for lessons and instruction.
[b]the spinner[/b] had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by [b]isg senior member[/b] saying, "oooh!"
[b]big chops[/b] attempted to fight with [b]the spinner[/b] for turn at sucking d*ck.
in my opinion, [b]the spinner[/b] had better delivery in sucking d*ck than [b]big chops[/b].
after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) [b]isg senior member[/b] and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with [b]the spinner[/b] i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the [b]the spinner[/b] as to offer employment. [b]the spinner[/b] is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?
[b]the spinner[b] offered [b]isg senior member[/b] a 1-on-1, but [b]isg senior member[/b] was drained of leche! i offered to pay for [b]isg senior member[/b], but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.
[b]the spinner[/b] and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.
with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.
departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!
[b]isg senior member[/b] shared conversation with [b]big chops[/b] who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. [b]isg senior member[/b] obtained the contact information.
the two (2) [b]isg senior members[/b] departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.
[b]isg senior member[/b] got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) [b]isg senior member[/b] spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!
[b]gringo-friendly confines[/b]
upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. [b]isg senior member[/b] saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance [b]isg senior member[/b] went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.
i shared conversation with the staple, while [b]isg senior member[/b] was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.
1-hour later, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.
40-minutes later, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.
entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.
this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for [b]isg senior member[/b] who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed [b]isg senior member[/b] to experience the "gulley side."
[b]advisory:[/b] it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."
* this was a long report. *
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Kin-folk, I can't write "the ism" everyday. I got hoes to manage, Boss Hogg.
Peace & Hair Grease[/QUOTE]I'm just a makin sure Roscoe P. Coletrain!
Oakland, California, rap legend, "Too Short" details the life I live.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYy8FOAVMsU&feature=related[/URL]
How are you living?
i hate to admit it, but the united states of america is a much better location to date! yes, it's a much better place for women. why? they are your peers and everyone doesn't prostitute: you can actually get p*ssy on the street from a simple hello, and 0% financial compensation.
i hate to admit it, but the united mexican states are much better for romance and chivalry.
i hate to admit it, but nicaragua is becoming more and more of a bust.
i hate to admit it, but the same "fame and glory" can be obtained and with better dividends / yields / returns within the united states of america.
nicaragua is lame in almost all areas, and not worthy of expat relocation.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]It wasn't an excuse. It's a fact that if you use a certain word in music and movies that end up being distributed around the world you're going to hear it outside your racial/ethnic group. Unless of course we start labeling music for blacks only, whites only and gays only. Maybe that is the problem in America. Every group wants to have it's words that can only be used by that group, yet we wonder why the society continues to be divided. Sorry but I don't think that it's ever cool when black people use the word nigger amongst themselves. It shows ignorance of the origin of the word and the atrocities committed against the race it is used to describe. People who use racial slurs even solely within their own group tend to be from the lower uneducated classes.[/QUOTE]It did not start getting distributed from Blacks using it to each other. People who use racial slurs are from all economic and educational levels. Sometimes we have neat little generalizations to make things fit in our mind. The problem is that it exposes our own intensities, and ignorance. Presidents have used racial slurs
[QUOTE=Veggieman]It did not start getting distributed from Blacks using it to each other. People who use racial slurs are from all economic and educational levels. Sometimes we have neat little generalizations to make things fit in our mind. The problem is that it exposes our own intensities, and ignorance. Presidents have used racial slurs[/QUOTE]
Veggieman,
What's your level in reading comprehension? Did I claim that it started getting distributed by blacks? You just exposed your ignorance. Now go make up another 2 posts handle because this one just got put on ignore. You don't have to fight for the right to call yourself the n word so spare yourself the effort.
[quote=meat loaf]i hate to admit it, but the united states of america is a much better location to date! yes, it's a much better place for women. why? they are your peers and everyone doesn't prostitute: you can actually get p*ssy on the street from a simple hello, and 0% financial compensation.
i hate to admit it, but the united mexican states are much better for romance and chivalry.
i hate to admit it, but nicaragua is becoming more and more of a bust.
i hate to admit it, but the same "fame and glory" can be obtained and with better dividends / yields / returns within the united states of america.
nicaragua is lame in almost all areas, and not worthy of expat relocation.[/quote]
america is pussy paradise! there are lots of the hottest imports from every continent and every country in the world. you can get your share too but it depends. depends on what? it depends on where you are in your food chain. are you an apex predator? in your environment are you peers with the black mamba, burmese python, grizzly bear, bald eagle, nile crocodile, barracuda and great white shark? are you prey like the water buffalo, deer or field mouse, or even worst yet a scavenger like the buzzard?
if you’re not in the apex predator category then forget about that fine pussycat because it’s not for you? you have to earn it! beautiful women are the exclusive rewards and possessions of successful and powerful men.
• do you add value to your community by providing employment for disadvantaged and disenfranchised youths?
• do you routinely make large charitable donations to the police department, fire department, churches and soup kitchens?
• are you known as the man to go to for favors by politicians and other influential people in your community? (eres un toro grande?)
• when people have a child do they invite you to the christening and offer you the honor of godfather (padrino)?
• is your vehicle a black cadillac escalade or similar premium vehicle with heavily tinted windows and armoring?
• do you own a twin engine cessna and make periodic trips to latin american and the caribbean?
• do you retain the services of a certified public accountant and attorney?
• when you go out to local restaurants are you addressed by your name and seated ahead of other patrons?
• do you command respect on the street and in large financial institutions?
if you answer no to these questions then you haven’t earned the right to sexy young college pussy in the united states. those are the rules even if you don’t agree with them. american pussy loves a winner. it really doesn’t matter how you win. you don’t have to be the smart or good looking. you just have to be a ruthless son-of-a-b*cth, goal driven and single-minded in purpose. when you finally dominate your food chain and everyone else is potential prey you’ll know it. you’ll know it because pretty women will drop you their numbers at restaurants, meetings, supermarkets, parties and other venues without you even asking for it.
this is true wherever you go. women will consider it an honor to be on the receiving end of one of your polvos. i’m not talking about poor women from the barrios either. i’m mean mujeres finas de alto nivel. when it’s hot outside people seek out the cool shade of the biggest tree. are you that tree? do you have what it takes to be jefe de jefes?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kn5a6-jwp4[/url]
[quote=chocha monger]america is pussy paradise! there are lots of the hottest imports from every continent and every country in the world. you can get your share too but it depends. depends on what? it depends on where you are in your food chain. are you an apex predator? in your environment are you peers with the black mamba, burmese python, grizzly bear, bald eagle, nile crocodile, barracuda and great white shark? are you prey like the water buffalo, deer or field mouse, or even worst yet a scavenger like the buzzard?
if you’re not in the apex predator category then forget about that fine pussycat because it’s not for you? you have to earn it! beautiful women are the exclusive rewards and possessions of successful and powerful men.
• do you add value to your community by providing employment for disadvantaged and disenfranchised youths?
• do you routinely make large charitable donations to the police department, fire department, churches and soup kitchens?
• are you known as the man to go to for favors by politicians and other influential people in your community? (eres un toro grande?)
• when people have a child do they invite you to the christening and offer you the honor of godfather (padrino)?
• is your vehicle a black cadillac escalade or similar premium vehicle with heavily tinted windows and armoring?
• do you own a twin engine cessna and make periodic trips to latin american and the caribbean?
• do you retain the services of a certified public accountant and attorney?
• when you go out to local restaurants are you addressed by your name and seated ahead of other patrons?
• do you command respect on the street and in large financial institutions?
if you answer no to these questions then you haven’t earned the right to sexy young college pussy in the united states. those are the rules even if you don’t agree with them. american pussy loves a winner. it really doesn’t matter how you win. you don’t have to be the smart or good looking. you just have to be a ruthless son-of-a-b*cth, goal driven and single-minded in purpose. when you finally dominate your food chain and everyone else is potential prey you’ll know it. you’ll know it because pretty women will drop you their numbers at restaurants, meetings, supermarkets, parties and other venues without you even asking for it.
this is true wherever you go. women will consider it an honor to be on the receiving end of one of your polvos. i’m not talking about poor women from the barrios either. i’m mean mujeres finas de alto nivel. when it’s hot outside people seek out the cool shade of the biggest tree. are you that tree? do you have what it takes to be jefe de jefes?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kn5a6-jwp4[/url][/quote]
chocha,
i like a good story like everyone else too, but who has all of that in the usa?
only 170,000 people have a pilot's license!
most small businesses don't make any net income, and worse they are dbas at the county courthouse so they aren't even maximizing the financial statements.
not that many jobs exist in sports and media entertainment.
truth is, the usa is lleno (ie. fool) with "broke a*s fools" who want to act and perpetrate "rich," but are "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] poor."
go online, it's easy to score p*ssy from the comfort of your computer: b*tchas are advertising p*ssy for free all over the place. simply look at adult friend finder for proof! look at the swinger's clubs!
gringos are so broke that you can almost guarantee yourself "top shelf p*ssy" on us $10,000 per month income. who earns that? professionals at their occupations. live in the proper location and not bullsh*t places like connecticut, new york city, and california.
the same activities must be implemented in nicaragua too,
all the b*tches want to get pregnant by me: can't blame them thanks to "jabber jaws."
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Chocha,
I like a good story like everyone else too, but who has all of that in the USA?
Only 170,000 people have a pilot's license!
Most small businesses don't make any net income, and worse they are DBAs at the County Courthouse so they aren't even maximizing the financial statements.
Not that many jobs exist in sports and media entertainment.
Truth is, the USA is yello (ie. fool) with "broke a*s fools" who want to act and perpetrate "rich," but are "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] poor."
Go online, it's easy to score p*ssy from the comfort of your computer: B*tchas are advertising p*ssy for free all over the place. Simply look at Adult Friend Finder for proof! Look at the Swinger's Clubs!
Gringos are so broke that you can almost guarantee yourself "Top Shelf P*ssy" on US $10,000 per month income. Who earns that? Professionals at their occupations. Live in the proper location and not bullsh*t places like Connecticut, New York City, and California.
The same activities must be implemented in Nicaragua too,
All the b*tches want to get pregnant by me: Can't blame them thanks to "Jabber Jaws."[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf,
Some do have all of that. They are a small percentage but I never said that prime and choice USA pussy was for everyone in Los Estados, only the winners. American pussy loves a winner and wouldn't tolerate a loser. You need stacks if you want to get any of that young pretty white tail. If you don't have it you end up trolling trailer parks, ghettos, and other such venues for down and out single mommies or dope fiends. To gain access to the fillet mignon of pussy you must always have a wallet bursting with portraits of your best friends, namely Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin. If you keep these two with you at all times you'll always be in good company and no one will refuse your requests. If the pretty waitress working her way through college turns down your advances introduce her to your friends and watch her three holes become available instantly.
Don't worry you don't need the pilot's license. It will just invite unwanted attention from Tio Sam. Just hire a pilot to fly for you. They aren't making shit with the airlines. Many like to fly so much they'll even do it for free if they don't have bills to pay. I know some good ex-Navy pilots that can drop a Cessna down on a short runway in the Colombian jungle if you're interested.
The key is to be the real McCoy not one of those fronting US fools on credit. If you play your cards right you'll be dealing in 100% cash transactions no plastic or checks. Unmarked bills only, marked bills are not accepted in many Latin American countries. The nice thing about USA women is that you just have to show them the money. You don't have to give it to them. They just want to know that you have it ready. You see most of them don't want to feel like prostitutes so you at least have to keep up the charade. Of course, you wouldn't net any profits with your small businesses but with incorporation they will provide excellent tax write-offs. They will also give you legitimacy and community outreach. Remember as black USA Meat Loaf must be a 100% upstanding citizen and valued member of the community. This means membership in the chamber of commerce and aggressive lobbying of local politicians to secure your interests.
One other thing. Forget about the US internet dating scene. It's a total fraud. There are plenty of fake profiles and affiliates working to get you hooked on a paid subscription. Men also outnumber women significantly on those sites. Even if you do manage to get a real person there will likely be "truth in advertising" issues and the package will seldom be as advertised. If she makes it pass the whale, cougar and crypt keeper screen you might not be able to tell that she is a psycho until you meet her. It seems like all of the bats and walking wounded end up on those dating sites. Sometimes, you know which ones to stay away from because they have have things like, "I hate people who play games. Don't contact me if you're older than x years. Been hurt before. I hate fake people. Must like cats. Just looking for friends. Must be financially secure." You get the idea. I swore off the net several years ago when an orca with caries showed up at the rendezvous point. That was after another nutcase decided to have a panic attack that I was totally unprepared for.
P.S. Meat Loaf this could be you with these pretty little Puerto Rican hoes!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFzavXvboEE&feature=related[/url]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
Remember as black USA Meat Loaf must be a 100% upstanding citizen and valued member of the community. This means membership in the chamber of commerce and aggressive lobbying of local politicians to secure your interests.
P.S. Meat Loaf this could be you with these pretty little Puerto Rican hoes!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFzavXvboEE&feature=related[/url][/QUOTE]
This could also be me too for US $1,000 plus airfare and spending for 5-days: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yXs5RTfzU4&feature=channel_page[/URL]
If you only knew how deep and entrenched I am with "Mr. Charlie!"
As all good Black USA, we know "Mr. Charlie" better than we know ourselves. LOL.
All the fine Puerto Rican girls I knew and lived with in el barrio were "Baby Factories." The others didn't speak Spanish and moved to the suburbs to "pass."
I'm the "Black USA" that gives them hope and pride from their Civil Rights era activities. Also, I give them hope since they have children who are forced to associate with all races, so Meat Loaf is "diet" or "light flavored" and therefore less intimidating. I love White Folks almost as much a Michael Jackson did. LOL.
* Note * ISG members have "PMd" me about the "racial" conversations I introduce, but tell "Chocha Monger" too!
How to be "upstanding?" Volunteer for an anti-drug organization. Volunteer to be a "Big Brother." Don't date white girls. Don't wear "hip hop" clothing. Earn your college degree. Memorize sports statistics. Talk grammatically correct English. Go meet your police captain. Don't drink at white bars: Only drink in "secure" settings. Don't be around any drug usage. Don't carry weapons without license. Be mediocre at work as to not ignite jealousy and sabotage. Avoid large gatherings of minorities. This a Sample: What else? It's 100% work!
When you hear? "You're not Black"; or "I don't see skin color", then you've made it to "upstanding Black USA" status. LOL.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrObV84tD8g[/URL]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Be mediocre at work as to not ignite jealousy and sabotage.[/QUOTE]
Now, you tell me.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]This could also be me too for US $1,000 plus airfare and spending for 5-days: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yXs...re=channel_page[/url][/QUOTE]
Doggone it, Meat Loaf. You didn't strike me as the marrying kind. You'll have to give your Cali girl a few nenes and let her apply the legal handcuffs to your wrists. Many things can be said about the Spanish but they knew what they were doing when they used the same word for wives and handcuffs. :D
Meat Loaf, why play in the minor leagues when you can come back to the USA and play in the big leagues. I know Colombian women are attractive and sweet until they land in Miami. But that a look at this and you'll see why you need to come back home to be at the top of your game.
[QUOTE=Pimping Game]As alluded to earlier, in the pimping game, white girls are a more marketable product. All of the women in the study who had pimps were white. Two reasons for this exist. First, white girls remain the symbol of beauty in the United States. Second, white girls are believed to instigate fewer problems with the police. To a pimp, the police are more apt to arrest black women than white women (Owens & Shepard, 1998). This may have some basis in fact, given that more black women are arrested for prostitution and prostitution related charges than white women (Flowers, 1987). In turn, pimps believed that black women engage in more fights with dates, resist arrest more, and become belligerent more than do white women (Owens & Shepard, 1998).[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
Meat Loaf, why play in the minor leagues when you can come back to the USA and play in the big leagues. I know Colombian women are attractive and sweet until they land in Miami. But that a look at this and you'll see why you need to come back home to be at the top of your game.[/QUOTE]
Big Fish in a Small Pond vs. Small Fish in a Big Pond: Which do you prefer?
I always thought that being the Big Fish in a Small Pond was better, more fun, and more fulfilling, but after living in Nicaragua for 4-years, I don't know!
In the USA, I felt like a Big Fish in a Big Pond! Like pescado (ie. fish,) one adapts to their tank and grows accordingly. It's called SURVIVAL: If you live in NYC, you better produce US $15,000 per month for a semi-decent lifestyle. If you live in Nicaragua, you better produce US $3,000 per month for a semi-decent lifestyle.
The small ponds usually will be lacking in conversation and mental power.
The big pond will have fish that you will never encounter.
It also depends on what species of fish you are as to how you acclimate within the pond and with other fish.
The minor leagues have their advantages and disadvantages. Those with talent that play in the minor leagues get to bat everyday. Those with talent that play in the major leagues get to bat everyday too. Why? They adapt to the pond.
Chocha Monger, you are correct: I should return to the USA and collect my chips via "hook or crook." Hook = sales talent; Crook = legal actions. Unfortunately, I can't use "the gun" for crook within the USA 'cause that would negate my "upstanding" label.
All Latinas are attractive and charming until they reach USA-soil. Then, the dumb a*s Son-of-a-B*tch Gringo that imported her will wonder what happened. Next thing you know, he'll be trying to retire and monger in Costa Rica.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Big Fish in a Small Pond vs. Small Fish in a Big Pond: Which do you prefer?
I always thought that being the Big Fish in a Small Pond was better, more fun, and more fulfilling, but after living in Nicaragua for 4-years, I don't know!
In the USA, I felt like a Big Fish in a Big Pond! Like pescado (ie. fish,) one adapts to their tank and grows accordingly. It's called SURVIVAL: If you live in NYC, you better produce US $15,000 per month for a semi-decent lifestyle. If you live in Nicaragua, you better produce US $3,000 per month for a semi-decent lifestyle.
The small ponds usually will be lacking in conversation and mental power.
The big pond will have fish that you will never encounter.
It also depends on what species of fish you are as to how you acclimate within the pond and with other fish.
The minor leagues have their advantages and disadvantages. Those with talent that play in the minor leagues get to bat everyday. Those with talent that play in the major leagues get to bat everyday too. Why? They adapt to the pond.
Chocha Monger, you are correct: I should return to the USA and collect my chips via "hook or crook." Hook = sales talent; Crook = legal actions. Unfortunately, I can't use "the gun" for crook within the USA 'cause that would negate my "upstanding" label.
All Latinas are attractive and charming until they reach USA-soil. Then, the dumb a*s Son-of-a-B*tch Gringo that imported her will wonder what happened. Next thing you know, he'll be trying to retire and monger in Costa Rica.[/QUOTE]
Loaf you and Chocha got me ROTFLMAO with these last few posts especially the “Back to America movement.” This is one of the things I miss most about the States...
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdnv7igryc4&feature=related[/url]
Meat Loaf,
You can get yours using “hook or crook” the US is still cowboy country. You can keep your upstanding reputation. Let me explain using an anecdote. A friend of mine is a veterinarian. When she does procedures on cats she has an employee called a “bite person” who is responsible for holding down the cat and dealing with the teeth and claws. If the bite person fucks up they suffer the bites and scratches instead of the vet. That is what you need. As the hook person you need a bite person and a good attorney on retainer to deal with the other side of the equation.
You need to adopt a totally clean hands (manos limpias) approach to your business. As an executive you don’t get your hands dirty. You hire someone to clean the floors and toilets, and take out the trash for you. As jefe de jefes you only make decisions and carry out administrative takes.
Now, I am afraid that I must disagree concerning avoidance of white girl. I can’t condone this sort of discrimination. Furthermore, you need a pretty white girl on your arm to signal your upstanding nature to the general public. It also shows that you, as Black USA, are cool with White USA. Since a blonde blue eyed slender white girl is considered the ideal of American beauty you need white girl and nothing less to let people know that Meat Loaf has arrived. Her function will be to charm the big fish at social functions so make sure that she is delightful and aesthetically pleasing.
Being a big fish in a little pond has its advantages but also certain painful limitations. If you grow too big your little pond can feel suddenly crowded and the little fish might think you’re eating and shitting more than your fair share. That can lead to dissent in the pond. In such situations many a big fish has been found floating belly up on the surface of the pond.
A big pond gives you more room to grow. You have wide open spaces to feed and shit without offending other fish. So come on back and get yours.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
Now, I am afraid that I must disagree concerning avoidance of white girl. I can’t condone this sort of discrimination. Furthermore, you need a pretty white girl on your arm to signal your upstanding nature to the general public. It also shows that you, as Black USA, are cool with White USA. Since a blonde blue eyed slender white girl is considered the ideal of American beauty you need white girl and nothing less to let people know that Meat Loaf has arrived. Her function will be to charm the big fish at social functions so make sure that she is delightful and aesthetically pleasing.
[/QUOTE]
When was the last time, and first time for that matter, when you saw Black USA with a fine, sexy white USA hoe? (Athletes in college and professional sports and entertainment (ie. music, movies) excluded.)
It's like "Gator" said from the Spike Lee movie, "Jungle Fever:" Outhouse pet!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]When was the last time, and first time for that matter, when you saw Black USA with a fine, sexy white USA hoe? (Athletes in college and professional sports and entertainment (ie. music, movies) excluded.)
It's like "Gator" said from the Spike Lee movie, "Jungle Fever:" Outhouse pet![/QUOTE]
I've seen it in cases with financially successful Black USA with the exclusion of the cases you mentioned. These guys were lawyers, doctors and corporate executives. Now with the outhouse pet scenario the guy doesn't seem to have anything going for him either. I have yet to see a guy flush with cash and status with an outhouse pet of any race. Average guys and lower socioeconomic bracket guys don't count because like I said only the winners at the top get the fine tail. If you want fine pussy cat in the US you'd better be in good company like Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin. If only Washington, Lincoln, and Hamilton hang out with you then you better believe your b*tch will be 100% canine. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8[/url]
I'm sorry Loaf, but you're not going to find any C$153.70 (7.50 USD) polvos in the USA even at the underground mojado wh*rehouses. I am sure that you'd agree that even in Nicaragua the top shelf pussy is not on sale to sex tourists and the general public. The elite keeps the best quality reserved for themselves and inaccessible to la chusma.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]I've seen it in cases with financially successful Black USA with the exclusion of the cases you mentioned. These guys were lawyers, doctors and corporate executives. Now with the outhouse pet scenario the guy doesn't seem to have anything going for him either. I have yet to see a guy flush with cash and status with an outhouse pet of any race. Average guys and lower socioeconomic bracket guys don't count because like I said only the winners at the top get the fine tail. If you want fine pussy cat in the US you'd better be in good company like Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin. If only Washington, Lincoln, and Hamilton hang out with you then you better believe your b*tch will be 100% canine. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8[/url]
I'm sorry Loaf, but you're not going to find any C$153.70 (7.50 USD) polvos in the USA even at the underground mojado wh*rehouses. I am sure that you'd agree that even in Nicaragua the top shelf pussy is not on sale to sex tourists and the general public. The elite keeps the best quality reserved for themselves and inaccessible to la chusma.[/QUOTE]
You sound like USA women, and especially "Cindy Cracker" are only interested in money. Money for them to show their friends and purchase lujo with. Doesn't that make them prostitutes?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You sound like USA women, and especially "Cindy Cracker" are only interested in money. Money for them to show their friends and purchase lujo with. Doesn't that make them prostitutes?[/QUOTE]
Shhh...Damn! Meat Loaf you can't say that shit out loud but yes you hit the nail squarely on the head. You see in this great capitalist country everything is about money. On the other hand, it's considered very rude to call certain things prostitution. Women can fuck for lobster and steak dinners, jewelry, name brand clothing, and over half of a man's net worth but it is not considered "prostitution" okay. I don't make the rules and I don't necessarily agree with this point of view but there you have it. A woman can fuck for cash in hand but it is not prostitution as long as she has a signed government approved license known as a marriage certificate.
If you make shit loads of cash and put a USA woman's name on your credit cards and joint checking/savings account she'll love you... hell, she might even suck your dick! Anyway, you can't really hold this against them Meat Loaf, the USA is all about free enterprise. These girls are All American so it's only natural for them to have a Yankee trader mentality. But are you going to let that stop you from repatriating?
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
But are you going to let that stop you from repatriating?[/QUOTE]
Yes, I believe I will allow that to stop me from the "Back to America" movement!
It's cheaper to support, pull caballo, for 1-household vs. 1-stank USA hoe.
Remember, I'm trying not to fill the shoes of the readership (ie. victim status traveling the world for p*ssy.)
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Yes, I believe I will allow that to stop me from the "Back to America" movement!
It's cheaper to support, pull caballo, for 1-household vs. 1-stank USA hoe.
Remember, I'm trying not to fill the shoes of the readership (ie. victim status traveling the world for p*ssy.)[/QUOTE]
I can't argue with your logic. You'd have to pull caballo for 10 Nicaraguan households to match the equivalent of maintaining one decent looking USA female. Some of these women spend like the Federal Government.
P.S. Jacko's family is panicking. Apparently, he donated his jizz to a clinic leaving the possibility of unscrupulous US females breeding themselves with heirs to his estate posthumously.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]I can't argue with your logic. You'd have to pull caballo for 10 Nicaraguan households to match the equivalent of maintaining one decent looking USA female. Some of these women spend like the Federal Government.
P.S. Jacko's family is panicking. Apparently, he donated his jizz to a clinic leaving the possibility of unscrupulous US females breeding themselves with heirs to his estate posthumously.[/QUOTE]
Your value to NIcaraguan society is directly dependent upon how many households you (ie. Gringo; caballo) support! FACT! Whether they respect you or will be "in your corner" is a crap shoot.
Jacko, what a fool!
Living in a "tourist trap," Granada, Nicaragua, Central America, one will hear all kinds of stories from the expat residents and those 'passing through." Many of these stories are centered around their former successes in their homeland. Tales of Corporate America and Corporate Europe; tales of Fortune 100 executive employment; tales of asset holdings; and tales of a superior existence in "Mother America" and "Mother Europe."
What is hard to understand is, "why do these individuals only live on US $1,500 per month and less?" Answer: Those that live in Nicaragua do so for the "easy victory" due to low price of entry. Your biggest G8 looser is a winner in Nicaragua. (Finally, you "ISG Lurkers" can be accepted.)
After too many months of hearing such glory, I've enacted a new policy. (Understand, that for "Meat Loaf" to hold skepticism on other's accomplishments is something considering I love to "brag and boast" as evident by my 1,100 posts. Hence, you know the mierda (ie. shit) is too deep for even I to meander.)
Performance Bond Required!
All individuals that are touting "Big Boy Sh*t" in G8 must post a performance bond that carries annual premiums of US $5,000 - US $10,000. The amount bonded for is irrelevant, but does validate that others (ie. underwriters) verify your capacity for sales revenue.
If you're going to talk about this success and that success, let's see some evidence for validation. The performance bond is that evidence. And it also allows you to conduct business with more confidence from the prospect as well as yourself.
Truth be told: Real businesspeople understand the concepts I've written about in 1,100 Meat Loaf posts, but as one ascends the ladder they too must shake the "wheat from the chaff." Playing to win: Actually getting dressed to play the game of International Business requires more than stories about your domestic, G8, success.
Post a Performance Bond: Performance Bonds should be required of all expats and "pass through traffic" that use their career as conversational topics and crutches.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]I can't argue with your logic. You'd have to pull caballo for 10 Nicaraguan households to match the equivalent of maintaining one decent looking USA female. Some of these women spend like the Federal Government.
[/QUOTE]
As a basic guideline, 1 girl with 2 kids and a her mother to support requires US $400 for basic SURVIVAL. This includes rice and beans, a 1-bedroom apartment with bathroom or 2-bedroom apartment without bathroom, no kitchen, a basic living room. Total space of approximately 250 - 300 sq. feet or less. Location: Gunshot neighborhoods, robbery neighborhoods, and other ills of poverty. Bad neighborhoods where I, Meat Loaf, don't like to venture into. The 2-kids may attend attend school if the parents (ie. mom and grandmom) are responsible with the US $400. This is basic SURVIVAL with no luxuries like movies, clothing, etcetera.
I'll also note that you will receive "no respect" either. Why? Nicaraguans don't respect anything: It's the culture that someone else will pull caballo and you ride that caballo / car until the hooves / wheels fall off! Don't think that you will be Superman: Think of yourself as a sucker! Worse yet, she probably told you 100% lies since "hello" and you don't know who she really is anyway.
USA: I can f*ck single, working moms 2 - 3 times per week for less than US $400.
Fellas', how much are you willing to spend on a USA-b*tch to get some p*ssy? (And this is a monthly figure, not date.)
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
USA: I can f*ck single, working moms 2 - 3 times per week for less than US $400.
Fellas', how much are you willing to spend on a USA-b*tch to get some p*ssy? (And this is a monthly figure, not date.)[/QUOTE]
I'm willing to spend $0.00. The pussy should be free! Think of it for a minute. Those kids will be pulling your hair, jumping all over you and screaming. Hell you might even have to baby sit or help change shitty nappies. Why in the world would you be willing to pay for the privilege of doing that?
[quote=chocha monger]i'm willing to spend $0.00. the pussy should be free! think of it for a minute. those kids will be pulling your hair, jumping all over you and screaming. hell you might even have to baby sit or help change shitty nappies. why in the world would you be willing to pay for the privilege of doing that?[/quote]
that's true, p*ssy is free! hoes loose what little respect you earned, when you start paying for their stank a*s!
these isg mongers got the game confused!
sure, you buy p*ssy in nicaragua 'cause in the words of bill clinton, "i did it because i could!"
i hate hoes! i hate hoes with kids! fellas', it's a competition between them breaking you, or you breaking them.
i don't hate hoes 'cause then they'll say, "he has a problem with women." sure, 50% of the population. it's a figure of speech!
Chocha Monger,
I researched your posting history, as all good ISG Senior Members, should do, and have a question for you:
If the USA is about male USA citizen exploitation, and I agree, why are so many strip clubs and porno actresses open for business? If only the rich and powerful, and what constitutes rich and powerful in the USA, have access to "top flight" snatch, why are so many hoes for sale? Do these hoes realize that it's an auction?
Is there any hope for a sucker living in the USA on US $30,000 - US $60,000 per annum with a 20% child support assessment and student loans of US $400 per month for 30-years?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Chocha Monger,
I researched your posting history, as all good ISG Senior Members, should do, and have a question for you:
If the USA is about male USA citizen exploitation, and I agree, why are so many strip clubs and porno actresses open for business? If only the rich and powerful, and what constitutes rich and powerful in the USA, have access to "top flight" snatch, why are so many hoes for sale? Do these hoes realize that it's an auction?[/QUOTE]
Strip clubs and porno actresses are open for business because sex sells! Of course, we’re not taking about actual dick in the pussy sex but creating the illusion that the average man can fuck some hot pussy. Strip clubs and porn is all about teasing the American man’s cock while emptying his pockets. It is 100% exploitation. I have associates in the strip club business. This is the structure of one their clubs:
1. You enter the door and you’re charged a cover.
2. The door girl then reminds you to tip her and points out her huge tip jar. This happens before you even get a glimpse of some tits.
3. You arrive at your table where the waitress takes your order for over priced drinks. You tip her.
4. Soon strippers are hitting you up asking if you want company and mooching high priced ladies drinks from you.
5. Eventually they sucker you into paying for some lap dances.
6. When you return from the VIP room a masseuse rubs your shoulders and gives you the sales pitch for a back massage.
7. Meanwhile you’re tipping the girls on stage for each dance.
8. The alcohol goes to work on your bladder and you need to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. You handle your business in the rest room and as you go to wash your hands you’re assisted by a bathroom attendant. You tip again.
9. You return to the stage area assess the damage and go to the in house ATM where you’re hit with a sizeable transaction fee.
10. Finally you’re tapped out and broke. So you head home to root your average American woman. If you don’t have a woman you put on a porno flick, rip open a bag of Cheetos ® and jerk yourself off then hit the sack.
So you see they emptied your pockets and they didn’t have to actually sell you any pussy. They didn’t even let you touch the strippers or the actresses in the porn video that you stroked off to at the end of the night. It’s a highly profitable ingenious business model based on 100% male exploitation. It’s a salesman wet dream! Just imagine being a car salesman and being able to get more money from a customer by just showing him how nice your cars look and maneuver without actually having to sell him one. When your inventory gets old you simply rotate it and it costs you nothing to keep them on the lot because you get paid a show room fee to put them on display. The truth is if it wasn’t for zoning laws, religious nuts and feminists there would be a lot more strip joints on every corner like McDonald’s. Commercial cock teasing is the closest thing to printing your own money.
So in reality the hoes are not on sale they are on display. American men pay to look at the display. Actual fucking is not allowed just simulated sex and voyeurism. You’d be surprised to know how many of these strippers are lesbian. Taking your hard earned money and leaving you with a hard cock gives them a sense of power. As far as they’re concerned their patrons are fools. In a true auction you’d be able to take the goods home and do as you damn well please with it after paying the winning bid.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
Is there any hope for a sucker living in the USA on US $30,000 - US $60,000 per annum with a 20% child support assessment and student loans of US $400 per month for 30-years?[/QUOTE]
There is no hope for a sucker in the US $30-60K annual income bracket with 20% child support payments and $400/month over 30 yrs in student loans. He’s fucked for life in the US. If he can avoid fathering more children and getting married for another 21 yrs he might be able to enjoy a working old age but retirement will be forever out of the question. Hope only exists if he were to permanently leave the US, gain citizenship in another country, relinquish his US citizenship and start over his life with a clean slate.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Strip clubs and porno actresses are open for business because sex sells! Of course, we’re not taking about actual dick in the pussy sex but creating the illusion that the average man can fuck some hot pussy. Strip clubs and porn is all about teasing the American man’s cock while emptying his pockets. It is 100% exploitation. I have associates in the strip club business. This is the structure of one their clubs:
1. You enter the door and you’re charged a cover.
2. The door girl then reminds you to tip her and points out her huge tip jar. This happens before you even get a glimpse of some tits.
3. You arrive at your table where the waitress takes your order for over priced drinks. You tip her.
4. Soon strippers are hitting you up asking if you want company and mooching high priced ladies drinks from you.
5. Eventually they sucker you into paying for some lap dances.
6. When you return from the VIP room a masseuse rubs your shoulders and gives you the sales pitch for a back massage.
7. Meanwhile you’re tipping the girls on stage for each dance.
8. The alcohol goes to work on your bladder and you need to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. You handle your business in the rest room and as you go to wash your hands you’re assisted by a bathroom attendant. You tip again.
9. You return to the stage area assess the damage and go to the in house ATM where you’re hit with a sizeable transaction fee.
10. Finally you’re tapped out and broke. So you head home to root your average American woman. If you don’t have a woman you put on a porno flick, rip open a bag of Cheetos ® and jerk yourself off then hit the sack.
So you see they emptied your pockets and they didn’t have to actually sell you any pussy. They didn’t even let you touch the strippers or the actresses in the porn video that you stroked off to at the end of the night. It’s a highly profitable ingenious business model based on 100% male exploitation. It’s a salesman wet dream! Just imagine being a car salesman and being able to get more money from a customer by just showing him how nice your cars look and maneuver without actually having to sell him one. When your inventory gets old you simply rotate it and it costs you nothing to keep them on the lot because you get paid a show room fee to put them on display. The truth is if it wasn’t for zoning laws, religious nuts and feminists there would be a lot more strip joints on every corner like McDonald’s. Commercial cock teasing is the closest thing to printing your own money.
So in reality the hoes are not on sale they are on display. American men pay to look at the display. Actual fucking is not allowed just simulated sex and voyeurism. You’d be surprised to know how many of these strippers are lesbian. Taking your hard earned money and leaving you with a hard cock gives them a sense of power. As far as they’re concerned their patrons are fools. In a true auction you’d be able to take the goods home and do as you damn well please with it after paying the winning bid.
There is no hope for a sucker in the US $30-60K annual income bracket with 20% child support payments and $400/month over 30 yrs in student loans. He’s fucked for life in the US. If he can avoid fathering more children and getting married for another 21 yrs he might be able to enjoy a working old age but retirement will be forever out of the question. Hope only exists if he were to permanently leave the US, gain citizenship in another country, relinquish his US citizenship and start over his life with a clean slate.[/QUOTE]
Ok, so it's easy money for the house; easy money for the hoes; and eager to relinquish for the male? If it were not for the "social stigma" of being in the pornography business; the sex entertainment business (ie. websites, magazines, strip clubs, etcetera): and / or "exploitation" of females it would be a great business. Do you think the social stigma keeps most guys from the ownership side and opt for being a trick / monger / john / sucker?
If the Gringo cannot live on US $30,000 per annum, or US $2,500 per month, what is he doing?
Rent
Food
Clothing
Student Loan Debt
Credit Card Debt
Entertainment
Dating
Taxation
Child Support
Transporation
Gasoline
Car Insurance
Health Insurance
Dental Insurance
Home / Apartment Insurance
401K / IRA
Do the same for US $60,000 per annum, or US $ 5,000 per month.
Oh my God, how many expenses the average Gringo maintains!
The shores of the United States of America.
And you suckers think that you won't get hit- played caballo- upon arrival to Costa Rica? After you pulled that entourage or "refuge plan" you came to Nicaragua, or at least dream about Granada, Nicaragua. It's worse here!
Chocha Monger, that is so depressing! And those on salary jobs must get second and third job to attempt expat.
Chocha Monger, that's wild; but true!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Ok, so it's easy money for the house; easy money for the hoes; and eager to relinquish for the male? If it were not for the "social stigma" of being in the pornography business; the sex entertainment business (ie. websites, magazines, strip clubs, etcetera): and / or "exploitation" of females it would be a great business. Do you think the social stigma keeps most guys from the ownership side and opt for being a trick / monger / john / sucker?[/QUOTE]
Loaf,
Yes. The social stigma of pimping hoes and running a den of sin keeps most guys out of the business coupled with the high cost of entry. You need capital to get the facilities, liquor license, approval from the zoning committee among other things to get into the business. The cash that comes from the business more than makes up for any associated social stigma. However, most guys would rather fly under the radar as a client because they can have 100% plausible deniability if the feminists or moralists accuse them of "exploiting women." I mean you can fight dogs and all that shit, go to jail, get out and make a comeback. But if you get hit with "exploitation of women" not even the Cochran law firm can save you from the court of public opinion. As an owner or pimp managing and breaking hoes you cannot claim innocence. Your business is material proof.
everyone should obtain the transcript or log onto [url]http://www.nbc.com[/url] to view the dateline nbc biography on steve mcnair, murder victim of "lust."
ok, so steve grew up in mississippi and became a local and state hero. he got drafted and went to the nfl with the houston oilers. he got married to his college girlfriend of black usa. steve attended a black usa university in jackson, mississippi. steve was keeping it real with black usa.
and then...
steve retired from the "not for long" (ie. nfl) league about two (2) years ago. steve wanted to start "big pimpin'!" whether steve had a "deal" with his wife, similar to michael jordan, or not, steve was at 100% financial risk. like that dummie kobe bryant, why get married if your a "superstar" in the limelight before a society of us $30,000 per year wage earners? in kobe's case it was worse, he married some chola in high school. 100% financial risk and for what? he volunteered to get exploited.
anyway, steve was in the limelight. another "coon" dancing the "jig."
steve was at "dave & busters" restaurant and met a 20-year old waitress.
like other dumbies of black usa who were black usa before the entertainment contract, he tried to go white. although the b*tch was from iran, she's white for the purposes of this conversation.
other dumbies before him that had black usa wives, but chose to "lighten up":
oj simpson
montel williams
michael jackson
charles barkley
tiger woods (he never went black usa)
like oj, he "fell in love" with a waitress. in montel's case, she was a las vegas stripper. white hoes of 0% accomplishment: this is similar to your dating / love life in nicaragua if a gringo. you have very little peers.
bobos.
steve, as chocha monger has detailed, bought the b*tch a cadillac escalade at age 20. steve gave the b*tch keys to his "stroke pad (ie. spot to f*ck b*tches.)
problem: steve wasted his time and freedom with marriage. the 20-year old loved living in luxury and fame. i, meat loaf, understand this feeling 'cause i'm rich in nicaragua and hoes hate it when i kick them out of the mansion as well!
anyway, the b*tch wanted it all; had illusions in her head; bought a cuete (ie. gun); and killed both of them. i too can relate which is why i keep security guards at my home; and don't date / f*ck girls who do not speak. approximately, 25 - 40% of chicas nicas do not talk and develop illusions and plots and playto within their minds. they simply want to go along for the ride.
steve played himself over time and got played by someone who didn't have his best interest in mind. she wasn't his peer (ie. black usa) and had 0% accomplishments so she could not relate; and had 0% life experience and could not relate. hell, the b*tch had a co-waitress for a roommate.
when successful black usa, the only people, and you're lucky if you can find them, to have your best interest in mind is black usa. black usa females hold more success, occupational, than black usa males due to a variety of reasons. maybe steve didn't have the intellectual power to seek these black usa females for stroke sessions. steve should have went overseas to stroke and nobody would know that he's steve "air mcnair." so many options that he didn't explore or develop. instead, he lived the "usa dream."
what "air mcnair" did is what you gringos want / yearn to do in latin america and the truth is: you'll probably fail, but may escape with your life.
meat loaf,
i have pointed out before that marriage should be approached like a business transaction. it is the merging of two separate estates into one. like all business mergers the party bringing little or nothing to the table stands to gain while the other party assumes huge risks in hopes of an eventual pay off down the road. of course, the criticisms came quick from the lunatics who believe that marriage is about love. all i can say is keep on dreaming suckers.
a man should always marry his financial peer or above. marrying down is a recipe for disaster. american women almost never marry beneath their financial level. they marry up overwhelmingly. when both parties are bringing huge amounts of cash it is much easier to overlook each other's idiosyncrasies. when only one party brings the cash to the table eventually the other will feel cheated. this is why marrying poor women and bringing them to the us is a bad idea unless one is poor himself, and this still results in the woman running off to marry better prospects. if one chooses to marrying in a poor country one should marry up financially and socially. one's "rich" status should be used as leverage. most guys do not do this they seek out the prettiest poor barrio girl they can find to marry. this girl has absolutely nothing to offer which is why she is still single in her country to begin with. the local female doctors and lawyers seem to have no problem getting married at a young age. foreign men recognize that the value of a woman goes beyond a pretty face, unlike the us where a woman's looks is enough for her to get by.
ask a woman what she is bringing to the table and most will say, "i have pussy!" well, to most guys that would be enough but to a guy who can rent pussy and doesn't like children that doesn't sound like a hell of a deal. so if the woman doesn't bring any other income generating skills to the table she has already failed the interview at the first question.
the american guys you see trying to expat to costa rica on the run from ex-wives are the ones who didn't ask for much beyond a pretty face, nice body, warm hole and a fertile womb. they failed to realize that women demand equality so it is perfectly normal to demand that they bring home their fair share. in fact, they expect it and wouldn't respect you if you don't demand it. every pre-nup must include a clause requiring the woman to maintain employment for the duration of the marriage. the only exceptions being brief periods of maternity leave and retirement at the age of social security eligibility.
[quote=chocha monger]
ask a woman what she is bringing to the table and most will say, "i have pussy!" well, to most guys that would be enough but to a guy who can rent pussy and doesn't like children that doesn't sound like a hell of a deal. so if the woman doesn't bring any other income generating skills to the table she has already failed the interview at the first question.
[/quote]
since a youth, middle school, i plotted my exit from the usa; my quest for mi reina; and the abandonment of usa-citizenship. for decades, i've prepared for expat status. as part of this lifelong preparation i learned the three (3) languages of the american hemisphere, so that i can search out the best, most qualified hembra (ie. b*tch) for marriage / reproduction / worldwide travel.
i can provide employment to most people in one capacity or another. if employment is not viable some business transaction may be.
thus far in my ten (10) year latin american excursion, i have yet to find a woman that is prepared or suitable or "allowed" to travel the world with me. they either have children and can't leave; they either have jobs in their home city; they are putas; or they have no marketable skills.
i would love to have a chava of quality to travel the world. this is even harder in the usa to find due to gringo travel ignorance.
the upper-eschelon of societies have so much mierda to meander that it takes time. any b*tch worth any salt in her ejaculation will take up to 6-months of development to bring her to international travel / business capacity.
it's 100% hard offshore if you are not "bobo."
suggestion: make life easy and enjoyable, temporarily, by volunteering to pull caballo for multiple nicaraguan / latin american households. give the girl a child. file for the child to become a usa-citizen. have the usa-child citizen apply for the "refugee program" so the entire household can relocate to the usa. whether offshore or onshore, you're going to make usa child support payments to the latina, so speed the process up on the "refugee program."
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Post a Performance Bond: Performance Bonds should be required of all expats and "pass through traffic" that use their career as conversational topics and crutches.[/QUOTE]I wanna get me a 'Performance Bond'! Where can I find that bro? Help out a poor boy my man!
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]I wanna get me a 'Performance Bond'! Where can I find that bro? Help out a poor boy my man![/QUOTE]
Chubb™. They may be called surety bonds as well.
In Granada, 'cause it's a tourist town, you hear lots of stories, but the realities are different. Broke a*s Gringos running around town running-up credit lines due to palmado (ie. no money; broke) status.
I've heard of beach and ski-bums, but I've never heard of "bar bums."
KK,
When are you coming to the Land of Lakes & Volcanoes?
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]I wanna get me a 'Performance Bond'! Where can I find that bro? Help out a poor boy my man![/QUOTE]
Kapitan Kreme,
It's real easy to get a performance bond. All you have to do is impregnate a Nicaraguan chica. Then upon the birth of the nene you head to the nearest US embassy and register the child as a US citizen born abroad with yourself as the biological father. After that you must pull caballo for the child's mother. As caballo you will be the principal, the chica will be the obligee and the US government will be the surety. If you fail to perform as caballo the US government will step in and enforce the chica's claim for your lack of performance.
Chocha,
I know what a Hen Party is with women sitting around b*tching, moaning, and complaining about men,
but what is when males sit around, type, and comment about women in a negative, yet truthful manner?
1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism - Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights - Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause - The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.
4. Supremacy of the Military - Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
5. Rampant Sexism - The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Divorce, abortion and homosexuality are suppressed and the state is represented as the ultimate guardian of the family institution.
6. Controlled Mass Media - Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
7. Obsession with National Security - Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses.
8. Religion and Government are Intertwined - Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed
to the government's policies or actions.
9. Corporate Power is Protected - The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
10. Labor Power is Suppressed - Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.
11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts - Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts and letters is openly attacked.
12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment - Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption - Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.
14. Fraudulent Elections - Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections.
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The USA is void of #14 except the Minnesota Senatorial Election; #11; #10; and #8.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Chocha,
I know what a Hen Party is with women sitting around b*tching, moaning, and complaining about men,
but what is when males sit around, type, and comment about women in a negative, yet truthful manner?[/QUOTE]
That's easy, a bull-session.
I admire your posts. The former very understanable, the latter a bit off the charts but still informative.
Regards,
Un hombre quisero vistare Nicaragua, tierra de lagos y volcans: a guy that wants to vist the land of lakes and volcanoes.
Chao,
Jazz/
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Kapitan Kreme,
It's real easy to get a performance bond. All you have to do is impregnate a Nicaraguan chica. [/QUOTE]
But is it easy to impregnate a Nicaraguan chica? I just figure if it's a Catholic country it's mostly virgins there and plus wouldn't any chica with any sense just take the pill if she wanted to fuck around?
Oh, wait a minute ... never mind.
[QUOTE=JazzPlayer]That's easy, a bull-session.
I admire your posts. The former very understanable, the latter a bit off the charts but still informative.
Regards,
Un hombre quisero vistare Nicaragua, tierra de lagos y volcans: a guy that wants to vist the land of lakes and volcanoes.
Chao,
Jazz/[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the compliment, Jazzie. It's always a plus when members of little posts "claim" their devotion to "Meat Loaf" posts!
The latter, I was watching Dr. Death of Michigan on Fox News and Goggle™ his statement. Therefore, I posted the results.
When are you coming to Nicaragua? You know that I'm on "my countdown" to Sur America, no?
Like Dickhead does, I will correct you:
Gracias a Meat Loaf, soy un hombre que quiero visitar la tierra de los lagos y volcanos.
Dickhead: Go ahead and correct our grammar skills.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]But is it easy to impregnate a Nicaraguan chica? I just figure if it's a Catholic country it's mostly virgins there and plus wouldn't any chica with any sense just take the pill if she wanted to fuck around?
Oh, wait a minute ... never mind.[/QUOTE]
Where have you been, Dickhead?
It's easy to impregnate a Nica. The money you entrust them with for birth control is "amazingly" spent on day-to-day bills!
I got lots of bills is the excuse for not buying birth control!
Unless, you inject these girls, they will not inject or "get on" birth control!
I've tried my best to tell the girls and the brothel "how to caballo" a Gringo via the US Embassy, but I"m only 1-guy. Public Service Announcements are required.
It's the same throughout Catholic Latin America Countries regarding reproduction. The job of hoes is ninos: The job of the guy is impregnation! The job of the Gringo is Caballo!
As a Gringo, all you can do is pull caballo!
I'm 34 years old; speak 3 languages; have 10 years experience in various Latin American countries; am Black skin like the populace; feel safe and secure with criminals and loosers; and still CAN NOT WIN!
You: White; 53 - 78 years old; no Spanish speaking skills; a victim of Costa Rica; and scared of Managua. You will never win anything beyond P4P. Demographics!
I'm walking around Granada with the "freshest" wardrobe 100% customized for Meat Loaf!
Just now, I found a shoe seamstress who makes leather shoes, sandals, and boots for menos de 5 barras. ¡ Buey Puta! I placed an order for five (5) pair.
Took delivery of another wardrobe order last Saturday.
I am getting business suits made currently.
What do you wear, bullsh*t? Tommy, Guess, Armani, TJ Maxx, Walmart, etcetera. And you're in G8 too, so sad!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism - Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights - Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause - The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.
4. Supremacy of the Military - Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
5. Rampant Sexism - The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Divorce, abortion and homosexuality are suppressed and the state is represented as the ultimate guardian of the family institution.
6. Controlled Mass Media - Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
7. Obsession with National Security - Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses.
8. Religion and Government are Intertwined - Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed
to the government's policies or actions.
9. Corporate Power is Protected - The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
10. Labor Power is Suppressed - Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.
11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts - Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts and letters is openly attacked.
12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment - Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption - Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.
14. Fraudulent Elections - Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections.
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The USA is void of #14 except the Minnesota Senatorial Election; #11; #10; and #8.[/QUOTE]
No, to an objective outsider US qualifies on all these grounds (at least under Bush, and it has not changed much yet) except for #5, which has gone to the other extreme.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]KK,
When are you coming to the Land of Lakes & Volcanoes?[/QUOTE]I don't know Meat "Loaf". I'm a little bit scared now. This "performance" bond stuff has me a little shaken "up". You think I can get "by" without one?
Don't use my initials please. That's one k away from some really "bad" nightmares for me.
I think I'll go by Mista Kreme from here "on" out. That's only one L away from givin me some real sweet dreams.
MK
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]I don't know Meat "Loaf". I'm a little bit scared now. This "performance" bond stuff has me a little shaken "up". You think I can get "by" without one?
Don't use my initials please. That's one k away from some really "bad" nightmares for me.
I think I'll go by Mista Kreme from here "on" out. That's only one L away from givin me some real sweet dreams.
MK[/QUOTE]
Yeah I know, the KK is too close! I knew it when I wrote it.
Stop bullsh*ttin' about the performance bond Kapitan Kreme. You a real maf*cker.
Mista Kreme and the "L" I do not understand.
I like you Kapitan Kreme: G's up, Hoes down!
Meat Loaf,
Do they have "hen nights" in Nicaragua?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Yeah I know, the KK is too close! I knew it when I wrote it.
Stop bullsh*ttin' about the performance bond Kapitan Kreme. You a real maf*cker.
Mista Kreme and the "L" I do not understand.
I like you Kapitan Kreme: G's up, Hoes down![/QUOTE]Mista Kreme is MK
Put an L in the middle and you got MLK
MLK was 'The Man'!
I don't know what the "L" would be for........liquor, lova, Lickin?
I do know that if you put "King" after your name, you would be MLK! Now that is "Cool"!
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf,
Do they have "hen nights" in Nicaragua?[/QUOTE]
Actually, I've never heard of Chicas Nicas, regardless of age, talking negatively about men!
Yesterday while at the cantina, a señora came in selling panties and bras. The three waitresses were sitting at the bar alongside me. The señora said that each pair of panties cost C$30 ó US $1.50 cada pair. Being the gentleman that I am, I purchase 1 pair of panties for each waitress. I know *s and told the señora that size 6/7 was needed and 9/10.
I helped the girls pick out the panties and I told them which ones I like. I purchased the panties for the girls. They were all g-string panties. One girl, the one that I like- morenaza- tried the panties on over her blue jeans and modeled them for her co-workers. The girls, each and everyone, thanked me for the regalo.
Hopefully, they will remember me as they get dressed in the morning time with their new pair of panties. At least we have a topic of conversation for a future day. Maybe they will model the panties for me in the comforts of my mansion.
I met a Gringa with lots of freckles, good conversation, 34 years of age, single, and fun.
She and I went to party.
My carnal was competing for the p*ssy alongside a PIMP.
After a few hours at the house party, we hit the street.
She got bola. She's Irish evidenced by the freckles and her alcohol consumption. At the cantina she got bola and horny.
Feeling good, I bought a bottle of drank. Earlier, she was competing to buy rounds and pay for them. I let her, while compa' tried the chivalrous approach.
So at the bar was my bottle of syrup que vale C$100 ó US $5. Half the bottle remained. I went to pour a drink and the bottle was missing. I asked el compa where the bottle went. He looked high-and-low for the bottle and then he said:
"Chico, do you think that she has your bottle inside of her purse at the next table?"
I creeped over to the table where the purse was and felt it up. Wardie, inside of the purse I felt the bottle of drank. I returned to chief and confirmed that she jacked my Flor de Cana, buey puta. I was too embarrassed for her to make it an issue.
Carnal asked, "by any chance do you have the bottle of rum inside of your purse?"
She said with force and smiles, "yes, what was I suppose to do 'cause the bottle was just sitting on the bar."
Gringas.
i told 'yall about these deportees. i told 'yall that the only way you get deported from the usa is for (1) gun crime and / or (2) drug crime, but after you've done your 'bid in the fed or state prison system. and then you go to immigration prison. and then you get put on a plane to either your home country or the last visa stamp you had prior to usa entrance. they give you us $10 and your freedom from the usa system of a life sentence on the payment plan (ie. parole, probation, court and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] test fees, legal fees, quarantine in your county or state of residence.) us $0.80 cents per day at your usa prison-based job that is / was commercially contracted. furthermore, many institutions require that you either work or attend schooling while "being down." justification is criminal conviction based upon legislation and law enforcement profiling. therefore, it's accepted by society due to them "breaking the law" and not being your peer group. in fact, we have usa-corporations, [url]http://investor.shareholder.com/cxw/[/url] for "lock-up" and many are built upon old usa slave plantations. ironic, hey? of course black usa has 50% market share; latino 30%; and other(s) represent 20%.
they (ie. deportaron) also loose their girlfriends, wives, family, children because they live in the usa-based. these deportees were reared in the usa like you and i, and think gringo, but can't go back unless: (1rst entry) is 3-years; (2nd entry) is 10-years; and (3rd entry) is a life sentence in "the fed" for entering after being deported. customs and border patrol enforcement. so, they have some real choices to make.
remember, they are gringos too, but the paperwork is non-naturalized.
post "war on drugs," everyone is getting out from their first and second bids in the pinta and getting deported or hitting the usa streets. at least monthly, if not bi-weekly a new airplane lands with a new crop.
your peers in nicaragua are gangsters evidenced by their usa resume (ie. incarceration) and ability to speak english, your native-tongue! remember how this country was taken in the 1970s & 1980s? por el cuete (ie. gun.) and remember what just happened in honduras: they took honduras por cuete.
do you understand? your peers are "forced retired" gangsters simply because they speak english, think gringo, and are your peer in nicaragua.
one of the best websites i've seen on this topic is [url]http://www.chicagogangs.org[/url] this website with maps shows how deep and profundo the game is. i don't know the exact statistic on how many residents are usa deportaron, but i would say it's large. and you (ie. gringo) will need to find english-speakers. you will be happy to find these gangsters if you are to survive nicaragua. fact!
(i am not sure on how much this website is worth, but i would price the information and "possibilities of game" to be high! it earned accolades in a major usa market and is "top quality" information like meat loaf posts on isg.)
they are your peers!
they think gringo: and remember that they are the financial leaders of the country, except the rich and wealthy. they can earn us $1,000 per month due to their bilingual skills. they speak your language, english. they think gringo. they are tuani / cool / chido people! doctors, lawyers, and other university educated must be lucky to earn us $1,000.
do you guys understand what i'm saying? i'm saying that you need to know deportees and the culture that they think / believe / live. everybody needs deportees to survive nicaragua especially if you cannot speak spanish. the first paragraph is their last usa-experience and the weblink is their usa lifestyle evidenced by incarceration (ie. state and fed prison.)
in nicaragua, you cannot purchase segregation (ie. gated communities) like the usa and other countries. and if you do for us $200,000, they still will be your peers simply based upon language. actually, you need to build your personal gated community. so if you come here you will need to employ / associate / develop bonds / and they are your peer group. not that it's good or bad, but it's reality and survival.
your peers in nicaragua are nowhere like your peers in north america.
nicaragua is a great country and everyone should visit. open a non-profit, retire, or visit. everyone is friendly, has love, and pleasant. to be honest, i love nicaragua!
everyone comes to nicaragua with a story. everyone could be in a different country, but why? nicaragua offers everything! remember about the performance bond from all of the non-verifiable stories you will hear ultramar.
i invite you guys to nicaragua and experience beauty! everyday is 33 / 95 degrees, sunny, and relaxed. we have boats; arnold palmer has a 900 acres golf course; there is surfing; you can open a business; or anything that you can create for yourself.
prior to 9/11/2001, nicaragua was a country of the worlds' 224 countries that you could purchase citizenship. it's a european socialist minded mentality in one respect and a financial center. financial center in the sense that it's not about taxation regulation which requires you produce / labour (ie. the usa), but freedom. remember our conversation about the "golden handcuffs" of employment / consumerism / g8.
fellas', nicaragua offers everything for everyone. the netherlands are big in nicaragua; russia just started a new airline service from managua to 49 russian cities; canada is big; and the usa.
guys, despite the nonsense that i write, whether it's fact or fiction, it's a great life in nicaragua! ¡oyiste! and everyone welcomes everyone, más ó menos.
come to nicaragua and experience life. you can retire here on a us $400 per month pension! so if you get us $1,000 per month that is more than enough to exist! really you should have us $1,500 for comfort, and us $9,000 per month for the "playboy mansion."
everyone is welcome in nicaragua! just remember that your peers are your peers here and not your peers in north america. nobody cares anyway ' cause we live in nicaragua and it's great, but there is a whole bunch of bullsh*t!
you need these gangsters so that you can navigate society! you need these gangsters because they are your labour force: without these deported gangsters you cannot survive nicaragua. why? they speak english and think gringo and are residents just like you (ie. gringo.)
everyone is welcome in nicaragua: we need more people to come to nicaragua and aide the second poorest country in the hemisphere.
fulfilling your appetite for meat loaf posts, i threw this up.
i really don't have anything to write about except the lack of peer group, kapitan kreme.
why don't you guys board the plane and come to nicaragua? i'll guide you through it, but understand the dynamics of society are nowhere like the usa.
let's expand the peer group and demographics.
Got love from ISG lurkers while on the street. Real and wanna' be players stepped-up with the emotional support that is required for Nicaragua SURVIVAL.
In Nicaragua, every Gringo is in the same boat: Every person is in the same boat as the Nicaraguan. We live this sh*t with Nicaragua, poverty and mierda (ie. sh*t.) To SURVIVE Nicaragua, the foreigner must / will become Nica for SURVIVAL. Your environment dictates your mentality, daily witness, and all other things.
It is not easy to SURVIVE Nicaragua and you (ie. reader) will get eaten-up if you come here unprepared. How to prepare? Meat Loaf posts of 1,200 topics.
Thanks fellas'!
nicaragua is a lot like africa! when was the last time you visited haiti?
this weekend i took a mental "time out" and evaluated some key things.
nicaragua is the third world and not central america or even latin america. geographically it is in central america of latin america, but everything else is third world.
don't be disillusioned that you (ie. gringo) will change society!
don't be disillusioned that you (ie. gringo) will be special or valued.
don't be disillusioned that you (ie. gringo) will be a "ladies man" or conqueror of women. you cannot win here if you do not live here! and if you do live here who will be your peers? and if you do live here you will not last for long due to it being the third world like africa or haiti.
read the african threads and you will find them dead with only a few posters!
read the haiti threads and you will find it dead with only a few posters!
read the nicaraguan thread and you find me to be the poster with a few associates.
why? 'cause it's a country / place that the intelligent avoid. the few gringos that live here in nicaragua do not win with the ladies! the few gringos that live here in nicaragua are stubborn; as*holes; don't give a f*ck.
living in nicaragua means that you are within the forest, but never see any trees. you experience the third world residents and quality of life just as they do. you (ie. gringo) are just another tree in the forest surrounded by other third world trees.
i am honored meatloaf that you are dedicating a post to me.
keep on keepin' on! and survive! (i am reading the posts)
[quote=meat loaf]fulfilling your appetite for meat loaf posts, i threw this up.
i really don't have anything to write about except the lack of peer group, kapitan kreme.
why don't you guys board the plane and come to nicaragua? i'll guide you through it, but understand the dynamics of society are nowhere like the usa.
let's expand the peer group and demographics.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]I am honored Meatloaf that you are dedicating a post to me.
Keep on keepin' on! And Survive! (I am reading the posts)[/QUOTE]
I kind of like the "MLK" name, but I have a question for you: How come in every USA city with "MLK" Boulevard / Street / Avenue is the most dangerous street in the city although "MLK" was about non-violence?
it's a known fact that gringos (ie. 50 - 70 year olds) come to costa rica to have sex with **** (ie. less than 18 years) children. it's also a known fact that these same gringos come up to nicaragua in search of similar exploitation.
we got that (1) interpol, (2) fbi, and (3) the most powerful force known on the planet called "nicaraguan gossip." the last fool that "got popped" is working on a bid of 25-years in the usa federal prison system alongside gangsters. the "new neighbors" who have 0% opportunity to visit or protect their offspring, dreams, and fantasies that they hold for their children will be your peer group. not much glory is or will be gained from your case / conviction: you will become la presa (ie. prey) for similar sexual exploitation, violence, and extortion.
these same gringos that enacted, through participation or a lack of, child predator / child molestation / statutory [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] / pedaphile registrations / and other aggressive criminal proceedings are the same gringos running overseas to ruin the children of others!
gringos that hold their children on the zenith of pedestals place other people's children in the abyss.
these gringos are your peers, especially based upon race and age. who are they? everyone can spot such a gringo. as detailed in previous posts, this deficiency or perversion seems to be "peer-based."
internationally, treaties are in place to extradite these individuals to g8 federal prisons based upon your citizenship, but after allowing the local populace some free carne molida.
those who never had adolescent womb when an adolescent; those that have experienced adult sex for 30 - 50 years; those that desire to exploit youth and innocense and / or economic poverty, in turn become la presa (ie. prey.) their temporary sexual enjoyment which creates permanent destruction of youth is not greeted.
don't come here with that bullsh*t 'cause the society, us, aint that concerned about human / civil / criminal rights. the street might even perform a "street justice castration" via machete.
welcome to nicaragua: you're not welcome in nicaragua.
[quote=meat loaf]it's a known fact that gringos (ie. 50 - 70 year olds) come to costa rica to have sex with **** (ie. less than 18 years) children. it's also a known fact that these same gringos come up to nicaragua in search of similar exploitation.[/quote]
it sounds like i missed something of late. did something happen recently that caused this post??
[QUOTE=Professor 1]It sounds like I missed something of late. Did something happen recently that caused this post??[/QUOTE]
Just everyday gossip among the population of Gringos and Nicas accompanied by observations.
Gringos come and attempt to f*ck everything in site; get bored; and leave with the community more destroyed than enhanced.
[QUOTE=Opebo]The key to pussy is - never fuck anyone who knows your real name (or anything about you). When I go home I only fuck streetwalkers or call-girls.
I used to tell my friends that the best birth control was: 'Never let her know your real name.'[/QUOTE]
These hoes think they got the game mastered: Ratones con queso (ie. snitches) like "Jabber Jaws" think they're doing something by being saplon (ie. snitch,) but they "got the game confused."
How to ensure your privacy (ie. identity) from these scavenger-a*s hoes:
[B]Overseas[/B]
Get a fake (1) state drivers license, (2) social security card, and (3) birth certificate on the street from the Mexicans in major USA markets for US $80.
You can get a fake id upon arrival overseas from the street, but keep it simple like a work id or phony a*s school. Use this as your identification as to not catch international identity theft legal problems.
Place your passport in a safe upon arrival and never retrieve it.
Don't use license plates on your car. Or if you do rent someone's license plates and even they will not know your real name due to fake identification.
Or rent someone's car with plates, insurance, and your phony identification. Pay for 6-months in advance. Present the landlord a fake business card and brochure.
Do not get anything like cable or telephone unless the landlord puts it in their name.
You can purchase fake passports all day long in Lima, Peru, for US $1,000.
Rent your housing with the fake identification, but better is just to pay cash for 6-months in advance. The landlord will forget about the identification. Present the landlord a fake business card and brochure.
Therefore, any girl you meet who thinks she's smarter than you will have limited resources and they will be fake when she tries to "play you" at the embassy.
[B]Domestic[/B]
Same sh*t!
The one difference is not to drive so live in major cities. People get caught-up with the police / court from driving. Or better yet, drive without license and spend the 3-days in county running finger prints and get a suspended license charge. Or keep the license in the a hidden compartment within the car and retrieve when the police pull you over. If you're riding with a b*tch in the car and the cop says your name, dump that hoe immediately. She may think she's smart and pull court traffic stop records then.
Many states like the State of Texas have failure to have state issued identification upon your person, "Failure to ID," a felony.
Better yet, get as many females pregnant as possible 'cause 100% of nothing is nothing! And you can live stress free!
i'm at the point in my life, age 34, where i need to create and manage my world! no longer can i depend / rely upon the current infrastructure for survival. i'm "meat loaf!" and i left "the mainstream" in search of my style (ie. 100% tailored clothing; 100% tailored shoes; mansion residence; political influence; security guards; commercial influence; b*tches on my program, and not cluckers; etcetera.)
for those of us that are unique and not caballo / lemmings it is required at one point or another that we shape society and stop converting / "dumbing down" our vision! i'm at this point: granada has made me reach this point!
i have ten (10) years in latin america opening-up markets and my lifestyle (ie. three (3) language fluency) and i've come to the realization that for me to mentally survive, i must begin fabrication! in the exact same protocol as commerce must associates be shaped!
truth is: i'm more sophisticated. i'm more prepared. i'm more than you envisioned you (ie. reader) could become. i'm the guy that you will never meet and i stay insulated within "my bubble." not that anything is wrong with " a bubble," but access is limited for cause. too much progress is sacrificed by "dumbing down" for the sake of assimilation.
fact is: those that "globetrott" do so for reason. they required 100% independence and reliability. they don't operate on a support system of family / neighborhood / lifetime residence, but cazador on their terms. relying upon the infrastructure as a tool, but not their realm is the mental foundation.
it's not easy making you "hate" me, "meat loaf," but i'm doing it while you dream, "how is that possible?" "i'm a looser in my domestic market;" " i'm of privilege;" and "i receive nepotism" is your point of reference for yourself. you and i both realize that to be truth, but you're lacking the trait necessary to conquer- independence!
[b]friday[/b]
i'm riding the executive desk with three (3) employees performing occupational endeavors. before my eyes was a marching band. security talked to the "musicos" about the fee for a concert. they responded with stars in their eyes, and we cut the price in 50%. it was 0900 hours!
security searched all of the musicos outside of mi alchante (ie. crib) for entrance. they entered. i was working to mc leozinho from recife, brazil, south america, [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80nnq9iknok&feature=related[/url] and felt like replicating the rhythm. entering the sala (ie living room / floria) of 1,600 sq. feet they carried drums and horns. with a ceiling 30 feet above our heads they began their performance. my home is three stories so extrapolate. i'm living big & bored in granada, nicaragua, central america!
hosting a private party for myself, employees, and "tag alongs" they began.
blowing big! beating big! feeling big! living big was the ambiance.
(it's not nicaragua that makes this, but my mentality and requirements for mental survival. i wished that i were in cd. juarez, mexico, north america, with an 8-piece mariachi band performing their repertoire. then again i wished i was in a major usa-market with my peers of international citizenship.)
(i've detailed for three years how the lack of peer group will devour you in nicaragua, and it's the reality! my peers? as they say, "build it and they will come." my peer group is 100% internationalists with multi-language fluency and intellectual superiority. "build it and they will come!" but that's work: that's work so that you can simply survive mentally. are you prepared to do that / this? most aren't which is why most don't open markets afuera (ie. outside) their birth-city or city of residence.)
so for about 1-hour beginning at 0930 hours i held a concert in my living room that encouraged the neighbors to leave their alchantes! they know that i beat the music hard, but now i'm receiving personal concerts in my living room. "¿quíen es el capo?" soy ese mahe (ie. guy.)
the employees (ie. maid, garden boy, security guards, "tag alongs") were trippin'. who does that for a non-celebration? meat loaf! but i refuse to pull caballo for some "lass-a*s clucker." can you pass the 10-page application for meat loaf access? i aint bullshittin'! i've lived in latin america for 10-years, and successful. age 34!
build my fame through gossip and the p*ssy will seek me out, but i aint got time to wait / waste / spend with "baggage b*tches!" then again, i'm bored in granada, nicaragua, central america.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I'm at the point in my life, age 34, where I need to create and build my fame through gossip and the p*ssy will seek me out, but I aint got time to wait / waste / spend with "Baggage B*tches!" Then again, I'm bored in Granada, Nicaragua, Central America.[/QUOTE]
Damn it, Loaf ! You are starting to worry us again with this stuff ! Maybe it's time to grab a couple of beers and watch some football for a few days........
[quote=nica bound]damn it, loaf ! you are starting to worry us again with this stuff ! maybe it's time to grab a couple of beers and watch some football for a few days........[/quote]
it seems that when i start to get depressed and worn out from nicaragua, someone comes to my rescue.
had an excellent day yesterday socializing and discussing business with our peers (ie. gringos.) even met an attractive female who's looking for some loaf!
granada is a great place to live and find non-frivolous conversation.
good suggestion "nica bound."
after i kicked the last b*tch (ie. us $30 in cellphone minutes) out of the mansion i took a two (2) week vacation from the hoes. during this time i witnessed everyone else with a woman (ie.. their girlfriend / wife) and i got depressed. during this time i was sleeping alone. during this time the mansion was empty. it was a hard period of time. but now i'm back. i went from 5- 7 polvos per day to 0, just like your marriages.
i purchased us $40 in cellphone minutes and have my spiral notebook full of female numbers to start the hunt for c*nt. (it's no fun arising in the morning with more wood than oregon and nobody there to chop it down.)
so on saturday i started preying upon the granada scene. at parque central i scoped / watched / mentally masturbated on who the "lucky lady(ies)" would be to get two (2) weeks worth of leche (ie. jizz.)
on sunday i started spitting game on the street: i came up with three (3) hood rats that i met on the street. clase culos.
this weekend i wanted to make that trip to managua, but it's far!!! it may seem close on a map's legend, but that place is far from granada. also "nica bound," i need to change my program: i'm going to start volunteering and participating in local activities, if not, i will not mentally survive.
granada, nicaragua, central america, offers enough diversity for everyone, but you must participate. how much beer can you drink? that's a give in granada, but without a structure you will atrophe. i'm talking to you retirees: if you don't do something / create activity for yourself other than drinking beer on the daily circuit, you will wither on the vine. you / i / we must be active in the local community / give back otherwise you / i / we will not last!
we (ie. g8) are "fortunate" with the life / lives we earned in g8 and have so much to offer this poverish country. sweat equity: keep your money in your pocket and allow governments to patrocinar (ie. financial sponsorship.)
i'm mentally clear now! i got my game face on now! i'm ready to assume possession of the torch. and i have yet to pull caballo!
on saturday morning i arose with the vision of attacking managua for a 12-hour stint. a few hours later, i was still in granada.
starting my day, i went to the residence of my buddy who's co-sponsoring his carnal (ie. brother; friend) as his friend volunteers to pull caballo for a chica with tres ninos (ie. 3 kids.) granted, this guy wants accolades for pulling caballo, but everyone knows this and therefore he receive zero. it's 100% drama. (although this is "foolish," the caballo has more fun than i due to the activity of family. with tres ninos, una abuela, una chamaca (ie. girl) y los dos hermanos he is busy. if you don't have family in nicaragua you may wither on the vine.)
after conversing with my retired friend (ie. age 55 plus), i went to purchase a new cellphone. these motherf*ckers are stupid! movistar wants you to furnish your passport to purchase a us $20 disposable cellphone! passport to make a consumer purchase? i walked out for the second time at the movistar office within five (5) months.
while holding down the block, parque central, i hollered at a gringa cougar. these gringas don't want to hear english: these gringas want a latin lover. therefore, i only talk spanish to gringas when on the street and tell them i'm from bluefields. "a little white lie" never hurt anyone. and they'll only be here for 1 - 3 days anyway so i'm "selling" a vacation memory. (read meat loaf post, "5 chicas wait in line to suck gringo d*ck.")
my employee rolled-up on his bicycle. we went a drank a few beers among the hardlegs (ie. males.) we went and scope out some hoes at parque central via nuestro mundo. although this place receives 0% customers, it's the best place to scope and spit game at parque central.
i held the block and said what's up to a few homies. i made a few rounds on the "gringo circuit." mi carnal told me about some rat selling p*ssy for flor de cana in front of iglesia san francisco / kathy's waffle house. it was high-noon. i rode the bicycle over there and this chela sitting alone. i returned to the cantina with limited interest in her wares. i didn't want to spend the us $5 and suggested we "trick" her with some "mombacho muchacho" for us $ 0.75 cents per medio litro.
my compadre went to scoop her up the bicycle and purchase the "muchacho." i went to other locations on the "gringo circuit." bored and frustrated i hated all those that came within earshot. everyone knows that i'm capitalino (ie. managua) and know that i get down on granada periodically. therefore, i had to hold my tongue 'cause they don't want to hear me b*tching. ademas, mi carnal rolled up without the hembra (ie. female canine) and we made plans for later.
bored and frustrated i returned to the mansion for some rest. i slept for about two hours and arose. frustrated, why? 'cause i wasn't in managua running the streets and was in tranquil granada.
at 2100 hours i went to house party with discomovil (ie. disk jockey) in the barrio / el tope. demographics allow me to participate in the ghetto risk free, worry free.
drinking "muchacho" with the poverish; talking sh*t in spanish; and scoping the chamacas with my carnal / employee were my activities. por fin, i asked una chamaca to dance la salsa conmigo. i'm 20-years plus deep in salsa: with that puerto rican style cut with cuba, i danced salsa con ella. the party became impressed with the salsa flavor delivered my "me loaf."
esa heina (ie. this girl) is sexy. short, tight, young, and horny she is. problem: she's the cousin of my carnal and he knows my objective. nonetheless, he doesn't give a f*ck on the surface.
the other chavas (ie. girls) who i know were present with their peers. they'll be pregnant by age 19, and you'll volunteer to pull caballo 'cause by the time you reach nicaragua as a foreigner, it's too late for virgin / a female without children.
we danced; drank "muchacho"; and witnessed the playto!
[b]granada gangbangers[/b]
you would think that you're in the west bank, isreal, by the amount of rocks thrown.
a street fight is the throwing of rocks / bricks / boulders at the opponent!
so playto commenced in the barrio. rival drug dealers / gangs / youth started fighting. celoso (ie. envy; jealousy) brewed from the music being played and "muchacho" being consumed. tres veses los pandilleros began fighting: when the fight begins everyone runs inside for shelter as to not get hit by the rocks / bricks / boulders being thrown at the enemy.
el tope (ie. streets with dirt roads) is stupid! unfortunately, granada is mostly el tope. only the four block downtown is civilized.
the neighbors got jealous that they were not invited to the party and started throwing rocks / cement / boulders onto the house's tin roof. they threw some heavy a*s rocks too. so, we went into the backyard with lights turned off. we searched for rocks / bricks / cement via cellphone light. we threw rocks / bricks / cement onto the tin roof of the neighbor! it's dangerous 'cause while you're exposed you may get hit by a big a*s rock / boulder / cement. hence, move quick and efficiently.
por fin, the party ended with "me loaf" getting a few phone numbers for follow-up. i departed and stopped at the house of a amigo (ie. 50 year old nica.) i drank flor de cana with his wife and son-in-law who was drunk and foolish. all he wanted to talk about was my citizenship. his wife was embarrassed. his mother-in-law was embarrassed. and he was stupid. after a few tragos i departed.
no sex, just lust was my saturday: what did you do on saturday?
That you will try to refrain from using Spanish and/or any language other than English on your reports?
The way I see it, you DO have a lot to say and I gotta hand it to you that you've certainly got the balls - but for the life of me, I just cannot fully comprehend what is it that you write!
I'd suggest that most of us probably do NOT know Spanish and as such, there should probably be others who have the same problem as I in not really understanding what it is you are writing.
That - plus your distinctive style of writing (is that homie or ghetto talk?) makes it very hard for us non-native English speakers to really understand you.
I really am NOT trying to flame you or anything remotely close - I am just asking you to write your report in English ONLY.(or at least provide an English translation each time you do need to use Spanish). Hope you don't mind.
Thanks
SEAJ
Ps. I've on and off been reading some of your posts for the past few months and have been tempted many times in the past to write what I have just written now. But I am really getting lost on what you've been writing lately with all that Spanish interspersed.
Alternatively anyone who enjoys Meat Loaf's posts could buy an excellent Spanish-English dictionary for about ten dollars. Of course, that won't help with all the misspelled Spanish words and Nicaraguan slang.
Pinche güey won't be in there either I reckon.
Gentlemen,
Jackson created the forum sub-category of "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua" for the express reason of attempting to contain the Loaf's rather...uh....unique style of language expression. Frankly, we are not meant to understand all of it, whatever idiomas one might practice.
But if you have ever seen his personage in action, commanding attention, discipline and respect from multitudes of scantily clad Nica chicas, one can only stand in quiet awe.
The Dickhead guy is right, buy a dictionary, it would just be easier on all the rest of us.
I have enjoyed the way you write your reports don't change meat loaf. I lamao everytime I read them.
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]That you will try to refrain from using Spanish and/or any language other than English on your reports?
The way I see it, you DO have a lot to say and I gotta hand it to you that you've certainly got the balls - but for the life of me, I just cannot fully comprehend what is it that you write!
I'd suggest that most of us probably do NOT know Spanish and as such, there should probably be others who have the same problem as I in not really understanding what it is you are writing.
That - plus your distinctive style of writing (is that homie or ghetto talk?) makes it very hard for us non-native English speakers to really understand you.
I really am NOT trying to flame you or anything remotely close - I am just asking you to write your report in English ONLY.(or at least provide an English translation each time you do need to use Spanish). Hope you don't mind.
Thanks
SEAJ
Ps. I've on and off been reading some of your posts for the past few months and have been tempted many times in the past to write what I have just written now. But I am really getting lost on what you've been writing lately with all that Spanish interspersed.[/QUOTE]
I don’t understand these guys who try to dictate to others how they should post. I mean if you don’t agree with what was written or the message they are trying to get across that’s one thing but critiquing writing styles?
[QUOTE=Warbucks]I don’t understand these guys who try to dictate to others how they should post. I mean if you don’t agree with what was written or the message they are trying to get across that’s one thing but critiquing writing styles?[/QUOTE]
Oh come on!!! I never even tried to "dictate" to Meat loaf nor was I critical of him. I just don't understand what he writes - and I betcha lots of others on ISG also probably have the same problem.
Meat Loaf has gallantly refrained from replying/commenting himself which is commendable - but you guys have instead been jumping on me for my request to him - and that is all it was - a request. What's up here??
SEAJ
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]That you will try to refrain from using Spanish and/or any language other than English on your reports?
The way I see it, you DO have a lot to say and I gotta hand it to you that you've certainly got the balls - but for the life of me, I just cannot fully comprehend what is it that you write!
I'd suggest that most of us probably do NOT know Spanish and as such, there should probably be others who have the same problem as I in not really understanding what it is you are writing.
That - plus your distinctive style of writing (is that homie or ghetto talk?) makes it very hard for us non-native English speakers to really understand you.
I really am NOT trying to flame you or anything remotely close - I am just asking you to write your report in English ONLY.(or at least provide an English translation each time you do need to use Spanish). Hope you don't mind.
Thanks
SEAJ
Ps. I've on and off been reading some of your posts for the past few months and have been tempted many times in the past to write what I have just written now. But I am really getting lost on what you've been writing lately with all that Spanish interspersed.[/QUOTE]
Wow,
How many followers of Meat Loaf posts do I have? It's amazing to me.
Definitions: Every word that is written in Spanish also has the definition written alongside. For example, comprende (ie. understand) is how it would appear. I list the definition alongside the Spanish word for a while: The definition is provided always until it should become common knowledge / understanding.
Followers of Meat Loaf posts must "jump in" and learn on the go for it is a continuing / breathing document just as the USA constitution.
Meat Loaf posts are written with Spanish words and definition provided for the simple fact that you must speak Spanish for Nicaragua. If you're serious about Nicaragua, you must speak and learn Spanish. Therefore, reading Meat Loaf posts will help you improve your Spanish: I'm attempting to teach Spanish and the slang of Nicaragua so that when you do arrive you may communicate.
I am one of those [B]International Sex Guide Senior Members[/B] who relies upon [B]International Sex Guide[/B] as a resource for future soverign residency. Learning the language, attitude, and daily existence of others in foreign lands is my interest. My curiosities of other locales extends beyond the frivolous pay-4-panacho (ie. p*ssy) reports that some provide.
Meat Loaf posts encompass all that anyone could want or request when considering foreign locales. Too bad I'm not getting compensated. Then again, I post for relaxation and not commercial interests.
In conclusion, every Spanish word is listed with definition alongside unless it becomes "common knowledge" for those that read Meat Loaf posts on a continuing basis.
Adios (ie. goodbye) and thanks to all for the readership!
When I began writing on [B]International Sex Guide[/B] it was for "shits and grins," but has grown beyond that. I'm addicted is why I post at present.
Meat Loaf posts are written in real time with "personal" information revealed. And as such you never know who is aware and who is unaware to "Meat Loaf" posts. With lurkers, regular, and senior members reading Meat Loaf posts in anonymity, it places me in the public view. Whether the reader has criminal, professional, or social motives is unknown to me, but all is known of me. This is why I chose to stop meeting / guiding [B]International Sex Guide Senior Members[/B] upon arrival to MGA.
I never knew how much and how many "fans" I acquired and how much my postings mean to you. I've met "fans" who carry all Meat Loaf posts in print form. I've met "fans" who have introduced me to their social & professional circles / contacts / world. I've met "fans" who desire to become characters in the saga of Meat Loaf posts. I've met "fans" who have "tracked me down" at my house. I've met "fans" who desire to be talking points in Meat Loaf posts. I've met "fans" who attempt to f*ck behind Meat Loaf. I've met "fans" who attempt to maintain contact with Meal Loaf associates. I've met "fans" who seek praise and acclaim from Meat Loaf. I've met "fans" who provide residential support. I've met "fans" all type. Fortunately, I have not met "fans" with criminal intentions: I maintain security guards encouraged to discharge not so much for the Nicaraguan, but for the "stalker" of "fan" of Meat Loaf posts with negative sentiments.
Due to Meat Loaf's public view and visibility, I never really know to whom I gain access and why that access has been granted. And truthfully, it gets crazy sometimes and makes me paranoid at others. Fortunately, I don't perform any acts of ill-refute and only have positive intentions for all.
Living in public view is / may be the reason so many lurkers exist! And then the talent of prose discourages others.
I never really know who I meet and who knows Meat Loaf posts, but one thing is for certain: I receive many helping hands and many aide me in my quest for a better life / international access and Nicaraguan development.
Thanks to those that have grown to respect and admire Meat Loaf posts and to those that have granted Meat Loaf posts access into their social and professional world(s) / contacts / community. I truly appreciate it!
readers of meat loaf posts live alongside meat loaf. readers of meat loaf posts are present to support meat loaf quests. readers of meat loaf posts are "friends" of meat loaf.
an avid reader of meat loaf posts, but anonymous, came to check-up on meat loaf after reading my postings of depression. and thank you for doing so.
we ventured to a favorite location for people watching and sight seeing. conversation was held; the lady i met from yesterday was witnessed; and being good gringos we befriended tourists. and then things "got crazy."
while conversing with a new york tourist on site to gay-monger, my associate flagged down an associate of his. this gentleman of usa-dominance and nicaraguan power shared adult beverages with the table. and then he invited us to a truly "gated community." i mean gated community- top 1% of nicaraguan socierty!
having been reared seeking exposure to the upper-crust of society and having been an active participant in those circles made me comfortable upon arrival. as detailed in earlier postings, being black usa whether within the usa or abroad is the same: you're the only black person among a sea of white people. whether in the office, university, social circle, or whatever, you will be / are the only one and as such have a higher burden. not that it's good or bad, but it is what it is: jokes, comments, and other things are always present which is why meat loaf posts containing racial / ethnic references are valid. and having been reared with white people makes it first-nature: it's not even an issue 'cause i'm use to it, survival. and let's face it, white people have the power, money, and influence and therefore i'm requesting that you (ie. isg reader) "break me off." in contrast, the areas of black usa dominance are jails, the unemployment office, crack cocaine rehab, and professional athletics. lol.
with aspirations of political influence in nicaragua; commercial influence in nicaragua; social interaction with the "blue bloods"; and other positive contributions to society, i seek access.
so, "bonafide gringo" invited his associate / my buddy / your peer to a truly gated community. this gated community is where politicians of domestic and international power are present; commercial powers are present; social elite are present; and then there was i, meat loaf. as the only black usa present, i attempted to "blend-in." don't curse; don't wear hip-hop clothing; and say thank you is the demeanor required. of course, professional conversation is required.
i've been to other gated communities of the nicaraguan elite in the past, but yesterday was something new and somewhere i've aspired to enter.
during this time, i recognized that more commercial success and political activity is required of me to truly become their peer. then again, that's why we have "diversity programs" and mentors. i truly must get serious and "drop anchor" to "earn my way."
within the gated community, i invited the two (2) to view my mansion. while in route, we encountered a "backpacker" from england who accompanied us to my mansion and dinner. her british lineage led to the introduction of a "new hire" from great britain as well. they shared country tales. (i need to start visiting / conducting business in europe, especially england 'cause i'm meeting many a "brit" and have always had interest in the financial capital of the world.)
the british girl departed without "dropping her drawers," so "bonafide gringo" and myself and my buddy adjourned to the mansion of "bonafide gringo." he's living big and complemented meat loaf on living big as well.
during our late-afternoon conversation many common grounds were realized between "bonafide gringo" and myself. commentary concerning usa and nicaraguan law; nicaraguan commerce; and other topics of professional stature. while in the midst, i maintained confidence: after leaving his presence, i realized that i'm entering a new realm. after leaving his presence, "bonafide gringo," i realized that much more effort must be exerted for me to truly "earn my space."
while at the mansion of "bonafide gringo," he presented me the opportunity of a irs 501(c) entity! you may recall that two days ago i commented on my interest in volunteer work. an avid reader of meat loaf posts, my buddy, introduced me to "bonafide gringo", but i don't know if he knew how it was going to turn out. thank you buddy!
so while discussing the irs 501(c) entity, i gained access to another "brit." this "brit," i assume, operates on the upper-crust of nicaraguan society simply due to his association with "bonafide gringo." "brit" and i shared conversation regarding usa and nicaraguan commerce and my interest in becoming an "international facilitator." "brit" offered me access to a project that he presides over.
with time dwindling and the business negotiations getting deeper, i departed. returning to my mansion, questions of competence arose. here i am "breaking bread" with the top 1% of nicaraguan society and being given access to the community. i wanted to vomit from fear: i want to accomplish success from my lifetime of preparation! they have and are respected members of the gated community / top 1% of nicaraguan society, which is where i aspire to be. damn, i need to make some money!
have you ever rubbed elbows with the top 1% of your country? any country? as detailed in previous meat loaf posts, upon entrance into the land of lakes and volcanoes one must be prepared to operate at the upper-crust of society (ie. embassies, cafta, romance (ie. financial exploitation), navigation, etcetera.)
my cellphone was ringing all day as i re-entered the "hunt for c*nt." truthfully, the girl that i really like is this thick, gorgeous, young, rich white chick presiding over a separate irs 501(c). when i met her last month, i was amazed at her beauty and interrupted her amongst her dinner party. i'll be glad when she returns from getting drunk in europe. now if she has body control like this video dancer, i will be in paradise and maybe get married. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzw8pwp223i&feature=related[/url] where are your daughters? give a dogg a bone!
I may be ending my posting legacy on ISG!
New outlooks on life and society discourage my analysis and commentary on the beautiful gift from God called, "making love."
Let's just say that those that do do, while those that don't talk / write. And I write a lot!
I'll decide if to continue posting or retire by weekend.
Take care and enjoy the entertainment.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I may be ending my posting legacy on ISG!
New outlooks on life and society discourage my analysis and commentary on the beautiful gift from God called, "making love."
Let's just say that those that do do, while those that don't talk / write. And I write a lot!
I'll decide if to continue posting or retire by weekend.
Take care and enjoy the entertainment.[/QUOTE]
OMIGAWD!!! If you do decide to "retire" from posting on ISG, all your fans, readers and friends are ALL gona come down on me for possibly being the cause of your retirement.
Please tell me/them that this is NOT so - that I'm NOT the cause of you wanting to retire!!
And if I really understand what your past couple or so posts is actually trying to convey, it is because - all of a sudden - now you realize that "Living Big" the way that you've been living the past few years - amongst guys and gals who really don't matter much in this world - is NOT really living big.
After all, who are the denizens of ISG and your present environ?? Who are the Hoes and Gringas, compadres, homies, cougar gringas etc etc?? Does it matter if these people who had previously been the target/beneficiary of your generosity, friendship, ire, anger, scorn, praise etc etc exist or not?
And does it matter one bit if these assorted people will continue or not continue to praise you? Adulate you? Try to emulate you?
That all of a sudden you realize that real "living big" is what goes on in the gated communities ALL OVER THE WORLD where the 1% of those who count lives at?? That your previous "living big" was nothing but a facade of repectability that really does not/has not yet existed for you? Respect from "less than respectable people" is not really "living big." And writing everything about your life on the pages of ISG certainly will not fit in with truly "living big" amongst others who ARE living big.
Anyway, my main purpose for writing this is to get my own tail out of hot water from all your fans!! I do NOT want them to go after my ass for being the guy who made you retire from writing on ISG.
And by the way, I here again state that I DO rather ejoy your writings - when I understand it that is!! And that you SHOULD continue writing - even if it should take on a different tact/direction/style - or even on another forum
Peace
SEAJ
Ps. Many many thanks for NOT using any Spanish words at all in your last few posts after my original request. THANKS!!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Followers of Meat Loaf posts must "jump in" and learn on the go for it is a continuing / breathing document just as the USA constitution.[/QUOTE]
Ave Meatloaf, Rex Nicaraguaensis.
That does it, Mr. Loaf, expect a visit from me around December. Y si, hablo un poco del Espanol. HA.
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]OMIGAWD!!! If you do decide to "retire" from posting on ISG, all your fans, readers and friends are ALL gona come down on me for possibly being the cause of your retirement.
Please tell me/them that this is NOT so - that I'm NOT the cause of you wanting to retire!!
And if I really understand what your past couple or so posts is actually trying to convey, it is because - all of a sudden - now you realize that "Living Big" the way that you've been living the past few years - amongst guys and gals who really don't matter much in this world - is NOT really living big.
After all, who are the denizens of ISG and your present environ?? Who are the Hoes and Gringas, compadres, homies, cougar gringas etc etc?? Does it matter if these people who had previously been the target/beneficiary of your generosity, friendship, ire, anger, scorn, praise etc etc exist or not?
And does it matter one bit if these assorted people will continue or not continue to praise you? Adulate you? Try to emulate you?
That all of a sudden you realize that real "living big" is what goes on in the gated communities ALL OVER THE WORLD where the 1% of those who count lives at?? That your previous "living big" was nothing but a facade of repectability that really does not/has not yet existed for you? Respect from "less than respectable people" is not really "living big." And writing everything about your life on the pages of ISG certainly will not fit in with truly "living big" amongst others who ARE living big.
Anyway, my main purpose for writing this is to get my own tail out of hot water from all your fans!! I do NOT want them to go after my ass for being the guy who made you retire from writing on ISG.
And by the way, I here again state that I DO rather ejoy your writings - when I understand it that is!! And that you SHOULD continue writing - even if it should take on a different tact/direction/style - or even on another forum
Peace
SEAJ
Ps. Many many thanks for NOT using any Spanish words at all in your last few posts after my original request. THANKS!![/QUOTE]
Entering the Top 1% of society is by invitation and application only, of course. Race DOES matter too! Financial statements (ie. cash in the bank) does matter too.
I maintain access to the Top 5% of USA society, but that doesn't mater to me much.
Living BIG on the street always matters 'cause that's the community. Living in GATED COMMUNITIES is hiding.
I never wrote everything about my life! NEVER. Part entertainment; part truth! And a whole bunch of confidence building!
I'm retiring from posting 'cause I should have done so 1,200 posts ago! It was great fun writing.
I knew the stories, fables, and imaginary tales of Meat Loaf would / will be used a fodder for disparagement and therefore choose to address this association now versus later.
I have too much to offer and too much responsibility to continue these tales of alpha male dominance.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Readers of Meat Loaf posts live alongside Meat Loaf.
Have you ever rubbed elbows with the Top 1% of your country? Any country? [/URL] Where are your daughters? Give a dogg a bone![/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf esta tan fuerte. El es un hereo a mi. This guy rocks the house. I mean rocks the ever loving house. What doesn't he do? Where doesn't he go? What doesn't he experience? He is _the _man_, simple. Cierto, "Don Me Lof" a mi. You go bad dog, you go!
Gracias, y celoso,
Jazz/
[quote=meat loaf]entering the top 1% of society is by invitation and application only, of course. race does matter too! financial statements (ie. cash in the bank) does matter too.
i maintain access to the top 5% of usa society, but that doesn't mater to me much.
living big on the street always matters 'cause that's the community. living in gated communities is hiding.
i never wrote everything about my life! never. part entertainment; part truth! and a whole bunch of confidence building!
i'm retiring from posting 'cause i should have done so 1,200 posts ago! it was great fun writing.
i knew the stories, fables, and imaginary tales of meat loaf would / will be used a fodder for disparagement and therefore choose to address this association now versus later.
i have too much to offer and too much responsibility to continue these tales of alpha male dominance.[/quote]
meat loaf, please do not deprive us of the next chapter in your life. this thread is a small window into your obviously very interesting life. besides, writing is therapeutic.
One of Meat Loaf's biggest fans was really upset at the news that he would no longer be posting on ISG. Frankly, I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for Meat Loaf's departure. Let's see what he had to say about the matter.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CGFeVLyUE[/url]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]One of Meat Loaf's biggest fans was really upset at the news that he would no longer be posting on ISG. Frankly, I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for Meat Loaf's departure. Let's see what he had to say about the matter.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CGFeVLyUE[/url][/QUOTE]
O.H. S.H.I.T.!!!!
SEAJ
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]One of Meat Loaf's biggest fans was really upset at the news that he would no longer be posting on ISG. Frankly, I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for Meat Loaf's departure. Let's see what he had to say about the matter.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CGFeVLyUE[/url][/QUOTE]
Someone has too much "free time."
That was cool: Don't ever remove it from the web.
Great Entertainment "Chocha Monger."
[quote=legal tender]meat loaf, please do not deprive us of the next chapter in your life. this thread is a small window into your obviously very interesting life. besides, writing is therapeutic.[/quote]
hi "legal tender,"
writing is therapeutic, but as you guys know:
sex is the easiest way to disqualify a man from success and even freedom. cock blocks and b*tch-made males who seek praise from women are eager to disqualify another male for being the alpha male / sexual dominance. everyone knows this which is why so many lurkers exist.
lurkers that will / do send "hot links" of meat loaf posts to other lurkers for the sole purpose of disqualification, both past, present, and future.
although single, many will find meat loaf posts to be traits of poor character. furthermore, many will find meat loaf posts to be dis-respectful to both women and the populace. what would have been dis-respectful is the posting of photographs without having a release from the model alongside the photo! what would have been dis-respectful would have been using non-fictitious names and locations.
these same individuals will / do choose to ignore the sociological, commercial, ethnic, and other positive postings to opt for the most sensationalized of meat loaf sexual themes. these are the same individuals that you subordinated too. i simply choose to join your pack of lemmings!
stated simply, i have to kiss a*s and join the lemmings of woman subordination. pull caballo for the female gender! sacrifice my better sense for the acclaim and acceptance of people i don't know. sacrifice my good intentions for the program.
writing is therapeutic, but association is detrimental! it's a shame too 'cause i enjoyed taking you guys through my daily goings-on and will miss not taking you to the next chapter of meat loaf posts as i enter the top 1% of society (ie. boats, mansions, gringas, chicas nicas, corporate nicaragua, exploration of the country, honduras, costa rica, usa, brazil, and derivatives trading.)
thanks for the kind words, "legal tender."
you guys have your pensions while others have purchased "retirement homes" for their "golden years." your biggest challenge upon arrival to nicaragua and during your retirement will be: how do / will you spend your "free time."
what will you do everyday, all day? drinking alcohol is a given! how much can you drink and at what time will you start?
now what? what will you do everyday, all day?
who will you converse with? are your peers going to be other non-spanish speaking gringos? or have you learned spanish so that you can converse with impoverished?
will you open a business (ie. retail; bar / restaurant) which is guaranteed to loose money? are you prepared to spend us $10,000 as the investment with us $1,500 as the monthly nutt which will never be met with sales revenue. are you prepared to waste us $20,000 per year just to have an activity to occupy your day?
are you prepared to pull caballo for a chica nica? or are you prepared to rent peluche at us $40 per polvo and realize when your money is lacking that she is not present either?
what will you do everyday, all day with your "free time?"
will you seek out the professional and social assistance of meat loaf?
will you have your performance bond so that your stories of glory are verifiable? or will you be another gringo running around town burning bridges and "gringo credit lines?"
will those that come to nicaragua be "costa rican victims" of ticas or the increase in costa rica's cost-of-living?
what will you do everyday, all day with your "free time?" this is the biggest challenge that you will face!
are you prepared to attempt employing the nicaraguan labor force? what risk management measures do you have in place? and how will you communicate? and will they consider you just another gringo chasing the dream who will get "blown out" within 1-year?
the average gringo does not make it beyond 1-year in nicaragua: the average gringo gets "blown out" within 1-year of arrival in nicaragua.
is your pension enough money so that you are able to flee / leave / take vacations back to north america at least every 6-months? where will you sleep at while in the usa? do you have car rental money for the trip?
these are real concerns and issues that must be addressed for you retirees.
the dream sounds good, but fantasy and reality are different. truthfully, you would be better off retiring within the usa where infrastructure exist to occupy your "free time" during your "golden years." if that doesn't entice you, other countries and retiree communities are better.
summation: after working everyday, all day since age 18 to retirement, are you prepared to "ride the bench" in a foreign country speaking a foreign tongue? are you prepared to leave the usa for the first-time in your life for a third world country that doesn't respect your citizenship?
what will you do everyday, all day with your "free time?" drinking alcohol everyday is a given. now what?
Only a few types of Gringos exist in Nicaragua:
1. Those on pensions from the military, law enforcement, or other source.
2. Government employees (ie. US Embassy; US Aid; CIA; etcetera.) They reside in-country for up to 4-year terms. They associate with other government employees.
3. Mongers "blown out" and "chased out" of Costa Rica. Victims of Costa Rica.
4. Religious salespeople seeking souls for Christ.
5. Retirees chasing the dream and too cheap / frugal to purchase property in "real markets."
6. Those that want financial glory from the world's impoverished.
7. Those wanting to aide the world's poor through non-profit employment / volunteer status.
8. Those too lazy to seek / maintain employment. Those not interested in employment, but alcohol abuse.
9. Those businesspeople chasing / seeking / yearning for "high risk" investments.
10. Young Gringos (ie. age 18 - 25) performing non-profit / volunteer work for 2 weeks - 3 months.
11. Deported convicted criminals / felons of the USA.
*** This is the summation of our Gringo population: I, Meat Loaf, have lived in Nicaragua approaching 4-years and am #6, #7, & #9. The Gringo resident population is approximately 5,000 within the 5.5 million Nicaraguan population. Where do you fit in on the above scale? ***
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]: How do / will you spend your "free time."
What will you do everyday, all day? Drinking alcohol is a given! How much can you drink and at what time will you start?
Now what? What will you do everyday, all day?
..............
Summation: After working everyday, all day since age 18 to retirement, are you prepared to "ride the bench" in a foreign country speaking a foreign tongue? Are you prepared to leave the USA for the first-time in your life for a Third World country that doesn't respect your citizenship?
What will you do everyday, all day with your "free time?" Drinking alcohol everyday is a given. Now what?[/QUOTE]
Hmmmm.... I would have thought that chasing pussy would be the main pursuit? No?
Howzabout getting cheap massages, body rubs, facials? No?
OK - hows the golfing, fishing and other sporting activities?
Watching pirated DVD's and/or pirated Satellite TV? No?
Spend time on the internet surfing Porn and reading Meat Loaf? YEAH!!! That's IT!!
See!! See!! Meat Loaf ain't stop posting!! And if he does, it ain't MY fault y'all!!
SEAJ
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]Hmmmm.... I would have thought that chasing pussy would be the main pursuit? No?
Howzabout getting cheap massages, body rubs, facials? No?
OK - hows the golfing, fishing and other sporting activities?
Watching pirated DVD's and/or pirated Satellite TV? No?
Spend time on the internet surfing Porn and reading Meat Loaf? YEAH!!! That's IT!!
See!! See!! Meat Loaf ain't stop posting!! And if he does, it ain't MY fault y'all!!
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
SEAJ,
You can't speak Spanish so how will you chase any p*ssy? Can you infiltrate the ghettoe without becoming a victim?
Again, you can't communicate so you will never match Meat Loaf experiences.
How big is your pension for disposable income? Who will invite you to the private clubs that house golf courses? Who will you fish alongside?
Television? Will you watch television alone, or pay for friends that speak Spanish?
Meat Loaf is coming to an end! Only a few more days of Meat Loaf posts are planned so that you may know what you "think" you want to enter into.
The legal system of Nicaragua is Civil Law and therefore you are "guilty until proven innocent!" Any legal actions as the defendant place the burden of proof upon the defendant. You must prove that the allegation / charge against you is not true / sustainable. For example, IRS law of having US $10,000 in cash where one must prove that it was earned from legal activities. If not, the IRS maintains possession of the funds. This occurs at USA points-of-entry.
Car accidents must be paid for "in cash" at the scene. Actually, you get taken to jail where the damage must be paid for "in cash" before release. Who is your USA power of attorney to facilitate the bank wire which takes up to 1-week.
Bail Bondsmen: What Nicaraguan assets do you have to secure a bond being issued for your release?
Who will bring you food in jail? The daily budget per inmate is US $0.50 cents per day: How much rice and beans and tortillas can you eat?
How will you earn an income? Will you become a prostitute with the jail as economic SURVIVAL? How much will you charge per polvo? Will you be victim to fellow-inmate extortion? Why? 'Cause you family in the USA and are a Gringo. Therefore, you have means / resources while the rest of the country, especially inmates, have 0% to limited resources. Their network is other poverish: You, Gringo, are their only source and the best source for regalos, extortion, romance, "wow is me," and other "sales pitches."
Are you prepared for extortion? Are you prepared for a Chica to extort you via the police? Are you prepared to be a "walking mark?"
Are you prepared to not be special simply based upon skin color? Are you prepared to be a "walking mark" simply based upon skin color and citizenship?
Are you prepared to enter the penal system, with 0% assistance from the consulate, among the oppressed? Are you prepared to "roll with the homies" and be one of the few Gringos amongst a world of Third World Criminals?
This question and reality of each breath also must be addressed if you plan to enter Nicaragua.
The game in Nicaragua is nothing like the game in the USA: Are you versatile enough to SURVIVE Nicaragua?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]SEAJ,
You can't speak Spanish so how will you chase any p*ssy? Can you infiltrate the ghettoe without becoming a victim?
Again, you can't communicate so you will never match Meat Loaf experiences.
How big is your pension for disposable income? Who will invite you to the private clubs that house golf courses? Who will you fish alongside?
Television? Will you watch television alone, or pay for friends that speak Spanish?
Meat Loaf is coming to an end! Only a few more days of Meat Loaf posts are planned so that you may know what you "think" you want to enter into.[/QUOTE]
well..... the truth of the matter is that I have no intentions of ever going to south America, never mind Nicaragua. Closest I got was Mexico when I had an office there - and Mexico and all its poverty and crime was more than enough for me.
I prefer my little mongering areas in china and south East Asia where I do speak the language and I do have what it takes to monger OK. Not living big as you but more than enough to satisfy myself as I have no need to "Live big" or prove to anybody about "living big." Different strokes for different folks thing.
And why is it that I do occassionally read what you write? Wellllll... mostly for amusement and partly in amazement at some of the things you write about AND the way you write it!! You are truly one of a kind I say - and more power to you there guy!
And just an observation/a passing remark here - but please remember that the more one tries to prove that he is living big, the harder will it be to convince others. I just wanted to say that as I do wish you good luck in your future endeavour and your planned different tact in approaching life.
I'm old enough - no I'm actually ancient enough - to have seen a lot of things in life and............
Good luck there man!
SEAJ
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Someone has too much "free time."
That was cool: Don't ever remove it from the web.
Great Entertainment "Chocha Monger."[/QUOTE]
Well, I'd like to take credit but the Fuhrer was in a foul mood when he got the news and he ordered the transmission to be sent out right away. :D
the popularity and amount of lurker acclaim i receive in the "gringo friendly confines" is overwhelming! i'm amazed how many people- my peers / you (ie. gringos age 55 - 80) read meat loaf posts. i never knew the power of prose and the popularity of "jackson's" vision, isg.
maybe my self-confidence makes me have "illusions of grandeur" or maybe it's fact that isg lurkers are abundant.
i understand that my name and isg legend will survive after my posting history ends this weekend, but isg also open-up lots of opportunity and association(s). isg has provided me lots of opportunity beyond a voice in text! thanks jackson.
i'll meet you guys (ie. senior members, lurkers, etcetera) and we'll see how things go: will you follow the advice of meat loaf or will you pull caballo?
gringos have encouraged / recommended to me that i "lay off the keyboard" in this forumn and seek a "more acceptable" forumn for such education / marketing / etcetera. and it's hard since isg has been the forumn for our introduction, but everyone understands "the stain" of such contribution. it is this "tint" that has so many lurk and jerk!
shareholders are sought for the next meat loaf publication regarding nicaragua and meat loaf posts / themes. gain firsthand access via investment into a corporation presided by meat loaf. ira, 401k, liquid capital, and visa / mastercard are accepted forms of investment. this is not a solicitation, but commentary: those that seek prospectus should inquire with the appropriate regulating agency.
thanks isg and the volume of lurkers is deep! you never know who's reading isg in 100% anonymity. therefore, who will be the next "man" to enter the limelight of posting while others remain in the closet? will you step-up or continue to admit adultery with third world prostitutes? the latter is your character, sin, and hypocrisy.
Probably not! Why? 'Cause you're not independent although you think that you are. You don't have the character to become an ex-patriot of your homeland. And this is especially true when discussing the second poorest country in the American Hemisphere.
Do you have the discipline to learn Spanish?
Do you have the courage to face your fears and risks of society?
Do you have financial means?
Do you have it in your soul, expat?
Are you capable to shifting your paradigm?
Do you have the strength to exist without a support system? Do you have the strength to build your support system?
Do you have the emotional strength to exist alone?
Do you have what it takes to leave the nest that was built for you by nepotism and society; venture abroad; and become a "born again" citizen of world? If so, how many times have you done this: How many times and how many countries have to become "born again" without the reliance of a support system (ie. government employment, commercial employment, friends, etcetera.)?
Will you make it beyond 6-months to 1-year?
Will you opt for Gringo communities in Second World countries or are you a cazador?
Fact is, and it's good, that most don't have what it takes to become an expat! That's fine. Instead, continue to rely upon "birth right" infrastructure. Continue the dream of retirement offshore; alpha male dominance offshore simply based upon finance and your physical presence. Reason being, it is not that easy or simple. Lots of dynamics are at play and how do you measure within those dynamics? It's a lot different than your lifetime SURVIVAL skills and past actions.
How many years have you "daydreamed" about offshore residency? Will you ever gain the courage to board an airplane? And if you do, are you prepared to SURVIVE a different game void of knowledge and practices? Calling 911 is non-existent in Nicaragua.
Do you have what it takes to become an expat? Or will you continue to read the stories of others opting not to disclose or make a story of your own?
ML - I detect that you think that a lot of people would want to relocate to Nicaragua. But is this true? There are tons of other localities in the world where an American could comfotably relocate to - without all the hassles that you keep on writing about over and over again.
OK - you've "survived" in Nicaragua - great, but life's more than just surviving. Given the choices, most would want to not only survive, but to prosper. And prosper I have seen lots of Americans do in various parts of the world. And forget about all the things you write about in Nicaragua - there are also tons of places in the world where things are even better than it is in the good ole Yoo Ass of Aye. Whether it is economic opportunity, socio/economic facilities and services, good people, weather, and yes, even sex - it's all there for your choosing!
So the question is - why would anyone want to - or care about going to Nicaragua to live. And a second question would be - yes - you've survived Nicaragua - but can you - yes YOU ML - survive AND prosper like a lot of other expatriates have managed to do in other parts of the world. Parts of the world that truly matter and not just some third rate banana republic and places where substance - instead of just bravado and jive talk - separates the men from the boys. Yes the true top 1% you aspire to belong to!
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways, I thought I had better finally ask the question I've been wanting to ask all along these many months.
SEAJ
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways.
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways.
Just wanted to thank ML for the good information he has put out over the years. Even if you have to read through the large amount of BS. Going to Panama this Saturday for a week, great deal for $100 R/T with Spirit Airlines. Can't pass up that deal. I was amazed again, doing research on the Panama site here, who do I get the best infro from, ML. You are everywhere, the infro you put out in that section is straight and to the point. Not much BS. So thanks again, cause I know where to go and what to expect. Hope to be in your area around March, guess I'll owe you a couple drinks.
DougeFresh
I will have to chime in and admit my feeling's towards ML's posts.
Why would you choose to live in a place that you talk so poorly about? You claim you are this talented African American who has "Survived" Nicaragua, but all you do is complain about the women, men, and government. You seem so proud to have someone make you clothing with your name sewn on it as if that makes you this special individual with money. I can spend some money of my own and pay someone to make me a suit that I design and put my name on it. What does it accomplish? For you, it gives you something to brag about to the poverished people in Nicaragua that you are better than them and thus make them want to associate with you in hopes that you will share the wealth. Where did you start out in life? You didn't start out in poor Africa did you? No, you lived in the USA and unless you were the product of a crackhead living on the street begging for money, you are a product of Americanism and took a chance to live outside what you were raised on. Kudo's for you for leaving a place where you can call the police when something is wrong or an ambulance if you feel sick. Now you simply live in a place that survival is all about who you know and how much money you can throw around or make believe you have. You talk so much about your house and pool etc etc. GREAT! I too have a nice home and pool and live in a gated community. I earn my money and spend it the way I want to, BUT I don't spend it on things to impress the people around me that don't have money. I spend it to live comfortably. I hope you stay in Nicaragua and that you don't overstep your boundaries one day. When the arrogance that you spit out on here carries over in reality, maybe it will be your downfall.
[QUOTE=Razor77]I will have to chime in and admit my feeling's towards ML's posts.
Why would you choose to live in a place that you talk so poorly about? You claim you are this talented African American who has "Survived" Nicaragua, but all you do is complain about the women, men, and government. You seem so proud to have someone make you clothing with your name sewn on it as if that makes you this special individual with money. I can spend some money of my own and pay someone to make me a suit that I design and put my name on it. What does it accomplish? For you, it gives you something to brag about to the poverished people in Nicaragua that you are better than them and thus make them want to associate with you in hopes that you will share the wealth. Where did you start out in life? You didn't start out in poor Africa did you? No, you lived in the USA and unless you were the product of a crackhead living on the street begging for money, you are a product of Americanism and took a chance to live outside what you were raised on. Kudo's for you for leaving a place where you can call the police when something is wrong or an ambulance if you feel sick. Now you simply live in a place that survival is all about who you know and how much money you can throw around or make believe you have. You talk so much about your house and pool etc etc. GREAT! I too have a nice home and pool and live in a gated community. I earn my money and spend it the way I want to, BUT I don't spend it on things to impress the people around me that don't have money. I spend it to live comfortably. I hope you stay in Nicaragua and that you don't overstep your boundaries one day. When the arrogance that you spit out on here carries over in reality, maybe it will be your downfall.[/QUOTE]
Stop reading Meat Loaf posts and write something of your own, "company man!"
You're the "type of guy" that "armchair quarterbacks" and never hits the field.
Clothing: Me and my crew only wear the clothing line I design and have tailored! My girls only wear the clothing line I design. And now it's shoes. It's called fashion and keep buying over-the-counter clothing.
Housing: When overseas, people place pride in their homes and like to share with others. You probably rent a recreational vehicle (RV) for housing in a gated parking lot.
Impoverish: It is the poverty that keeps so many away / out of Nicaragua. Gringos want everything sterilized.
Gated Community: That's weak!
Arrogance: It's humility!
You are a "player hater" with 4 posts: Contribute something of value! Maybe you should write about your "treadmill" existence in Miami. It would be interesting to learn your perspective.
[QUOTE=Dougefresh]Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways.
Just wanted to thank ML for the good information he has put out over the years. Even if you have to read through the large amount of BS. Going to Panama this Saturday for a week, great deal for $100 R/T with Spirit Airlines. Can't pass up that deal. I was amazed again, doing research on the Panama site here, who do I get the best infro from, ML. You are everywhere, the infro you put out in that section is straight and to the point. Not much BS. So thanks again, cause I know where to go and what to expect. Hope to be in your area around March, guess I'll owe you a couple drinks.
DougeFresh[/QUOTE]
Enjoy Panama. And get in them streets: Spit game, get some drink, hit-up the clubs in Marbella, and LIVE BIG!
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]ML - I detect that you think that a lot of people would want to relocate to Nicaragua. But is this true? There are tons of other localities in the world where an American could comfotably relocate to - without all the hassles that you keep on writing about over and over again.
OK - you've "survived" in Nicaragua - great, but life's more than just surviving. Given the choices, most would want to not only survive, but to prosper. And prosper I have seen lots of Americans do in various parts of the world. And forget about all the things you write about in Nicaragua - there are also tons of places in the world where things are even better than it is in the good ole Yoo Ass of Aye. Whether it is economic opportunity, socio/economic facilities and services, good people, weather, and yes, even sex - it's all there for your choosing!
So the question is - why would anyone want to - or care about going to Nicaragua to live. And a second question would be - yes - you've survived Nicaragua - but can you - yes YOU ML - survive AND prosper like a lot of other expatriates have managed to do in other parts of the world. Parts of the world that truly matter and not just some third rate banana republic and places where substance - instead of just bravado and jive talk - separates the men from the boys. Yes the true top 1% you aspire to belong to!
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways, I thought I had better finally ask the question I've been wanting to ask all along these many months.
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
SEAJ,
Why are you attacking me? Why do you read my thread?
Don't come to Nicaragua and go somewhere else is the suggestion if you seek an easy transition from G8-style SURVIVAL.
The jive talk captured you guys which was its purpose!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]SEAJ,
Why are you attacking me? Why do you read my thread?
Don't come to Nicaragua and go somewhere else is the suggestion if you seek an easy transition from G8-style SURVIVAL.
The jive talk captured you guys which was its purpose![/QUOTE]
I apologize - I really do - but methinks you've probably misread/misunderstood what I've written. I never intended nor do I now want to attack you.
My question is to genuinely and really understand where you're really coming from..... and where you're now going to. And perhaps as a bit of advice/word of caution to you - that the world as it really is (and not the world that ML seems to be living in at present) - is a helluva lot bigger, more complicated, more cut throat than what is the sort of "coddled" existence you've been having in Nicaragua. Yes - coddled is the correct word for I detect that in such a place as Nicaragua, a bit of bluster, a bit of bravado, a bit of money, and the confidence that is required to carry it all out is basically all that would be needed to survive.
Such "swagger" is not gonna cut it in the real expatriate world - you'd be quickly identified as a charlattan, chewed and spat out.
If I caused you offense, I apologize - but... just like ML, SEAJ also tells the truth as it is.
SEAJ
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]I apologize - I really do - but methinks you've probably misread/misunderstood what I've written. I never intended nor do I now want to attack you.
My question is to genuinely and really understand where you're really coming from..... and where you're now going to. And perhaps as a bit of advice/word of caution to you - that the world as it really is (and not the world that ML seems to be living in at present) - is a helluva lot bigger, more complicated, more cut throat than what is the sort of "coddled" existence you've been having in Nicaragua. Yes - coddled is the correct word for I detect that in such a place as Nicaragua, a bit of bluster, a bit of bravado, a bit of money, and the confidence that is required to carry it all out is basically all that would be needed to survive.
Such "swagger" is not gonna cut it in the real expatriate world - you'd be quickly identified as a charlattan, chewed and spat out.
If I caused you offense, I apologize - but... just like ML, SEAJ also tells the truth as it is.
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
Where I've been is on sabbatical. Where I'm going is the acquisition of my role / position amongst the influential both within the USA and overseas. I'm gonna' collect my chips as recommended by Chocha Monger.
SEAJ, I already hold influence within the USA and can remain within that community, but choose not. Instead, I choose to repeat that zenith in foreign markets.
Coddled (ie. a bit of bluster, a bit of bravado, a bit of money, and the confidence) in Nicaragua may be true, but there is no commerce and therefore it's 100% expense. To enter the community where commerce takes place is to enter the world of assassination. And the coddled is only good for "street acclaim." How many people do you mantener (ie. financially support.)
The funny thing SEAJ is that the average person- lemming- do not venture beyond their hometown so in reality I've surpassed the populace. Not to mention that I maintain influence and power within my hometown.
You may have the chance to meet me, Meat Loaf, as I globetrott the world in Corporate Offices, Courthouses, and Legislatures, with a little bit of monger anonymously.
SEAJ, "the swagger" is presented with verifiable accomplishments, past and present.
Lastly, USA expats are not the populace, but retired persons, renegades, and those seeking difference. Expat means to me those residing in a foreign country day-in and day-out and not as a company / government employee!
SEAJ, why don't you start reading Meat Loaf posts from Day 1 in 2007. And yes, you are the reason I'm retiring from posting due to my inability to scribe both languages of English and Spanish: Blame SEAJ for my retirement! LOL.
It's been a great time sharing with you lurkers and [B]ISG Senior Members[/B].
Hopefully, you learned some things like (1) the experience of expat status, (2) race relations, (3) how not to pull caballo, (4) Spanish, and (5) other auxiliary themes and topics.
Pay Jackson his US $20 per annum for the privilege of reading such prose as delivered by Meat Loaf, Chocha Monger, Tung in Ecuador, that cattle guy in Colombia, and others of high quality information.
Have a great life fellas' and leave behind more contribution than destruction.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AQGM-3OBtI&feature=related[/URL]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Where I've been is on sabbatical. Where I'm going is the acquisition of my role / position amongst the influential both within the USA and overseas. I'm gonna' collect my chips as recommended by Chocha Monger.
SEAJ, I already hold influence within the USA and can remain within that community, but choose not. Instead, I choose to repeat that zenith in foreign markets.
Coddled (ie. a bit of bluster, a bit of bravado, a bit of money, and the confidence) in Nicaragua may be true, but there is no commerce and therefore it's 100% expense. To enter the community where commerce takes place is to enter the world of assassination. And the coddled is only good for "street acclaim." How many people do you mantener (ie. financially support.)
The funny thing SEAJ is that the average person- lemming- do not venture beyond their hometown so in reality I've surpassed the populace. Not to mention that I maintain influence and power within my hometown.
You may have the chance to meet me, Meat Loaf, as I globetrott the world in Corporate Offices, Courthouses, and Legislatures, with a little bit of monger anonymously.
SEAJ, "the swagger" is presented with verifiable accomplishments, past and present.
Lastly, USA expats are not the populace, but retired persons, renegades, and those seeking difference. Expat means to me those residing in a foreign country day-in and day-out and not as a company / government employee!
SEAJ, why don't you start reading Meat Loaf posts from Day 1 in 2007. And yes, you are the reason I'm retiring from posting due to my inability to scribe both languages of English and Spanish: Blame SEAJ for my retirement! LOL.[/QUOTE]
GREAT, Just Great!!
But come to think of it - not bad, not bad at all!! Now I'm offically the guy who managed to shut the great Meat Loaf up!!
And taking on the personae of Meat Loaf - since he's now offically Ex, dead, morte, irrelevant - I now declare that this thread is now MINE. ALL MINE and I can come up with any BS, any boast, any nonsense I want to write and there ain't gonna be shit that ANYBODY is gonna be able to do!!
So all you peons, cabalos (WTF is that really>?), gringos, renegades, expats, subjects - arise AND BOW to your new supreme being!!
HOLY SHIT!!~! What just got over me??!! Is this what it feels to be in Meat Loaf's exalted throne?? Is this what Living Big amongst all the peons do to one? Holy SHIT!!
I'se gotta run away now!!
Bey Bey Ciao Ciao Adios Adios
SEAJ
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]GREAT, Just Great!!
But come to think of it - not bad, not bad at all!! Now I'm offically the guy who managed to shut the great Meat Loaf up!!
And taking on the personae of Meat Loaf - since he's now offically Ex, dead, morte, irrelevant - I now declare that this thread is now MINE. ALL MINE and I can come up with any BS, any boast, any nonsense I want to write and there ain't gonna be shit that ANYBODY is gonna be able to do!![/QUOTE]What you doin' man? This is Meatloaf's terrain!
I am new to this forum, but would like to make an observation that perhaps others may share. Whenever I review the Nicaragua posts, and I see Meatloaf plastered on every one, I just bypass it. Now, I have nothing personal against Meatloaf, but I have found that his posts have become more a forum for his huge ego that for passing on useful information to those of us who want to learn about the country and culture.
I acknowledge that Meatloaf has made some valuable contributions, but when one has to wade through all of the other "personal" BS, it becomes tedious and not worth the effort. I am interested in Nicaragua and in the experiences of people who have been there. I hope to see a more active participation by others if Meatloaf will just retire from his throne. Meatloaf claims to have a big dick, but it seems puny in comparison to his ego which has just gotten in the way of providing direction and meaning to the Nicaragua post. IMHO.
Yup!! Official!! PMS just received:
[QUOTE]Ding Dong - The King Is Dead
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SE Asia Joe
Long live the new King of Managua ....... SEA Joe
I would like to buy you a couple of drinks....will you come to Managua in the next 30 days to claim them ?[/QUOTE]
And by Royal Decree - MY Royal Decree - I shall declare this day the twentieth day of the month September in the year 2009 as being the official "SE Asia Joe is King day" and for each anniversary of said date to be celebrated with all the pomp and glory as befits my Royal Presence.
And so I have resolved and passed.
SEAJ
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]What you doin' man? This is Meatloaf's terrain![/QUOTE]
Decree 2.1
That Kapitan Kreme be henceforth creamed and thrown out of here. Either that or he can come back - on his knees - and beg to be allowed back on. I AM THE beneficient ruler after all!!
Decree 2.2
ALL Foreign - including and especially the Spanish - language be forever banned from EVER appearing on these pages. Penalty to be meted out for any transgressions on this decree to employ English as the one and only official language to be used on this thread - banishment to Kapitan Kreme land.
And so I have pronounced.
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe:
Now that's an awfully big throne to fill. I know that you're busy with all your new royal duties and such, but you still haven't given me the info on the proper training of a Chinese lady. Meat Loaf wrote entire treatises on how a gringo should pull horse for an extended family of Nicas and so on and so forth.
Regards,
Sir Chocha Monger
Earl of Rooting Them
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]SE Asia Joe:
Now that's an awfully big throne to fill. I know that you're busy with all your new royal duties and such, but you still haven't given me the info on the proper training of a Chinese lady. Meat Loaf wrote entire treatises on how a gringo should pull horse for an extended family of Nicas and so on and so forth.
Regards,
Sir Chocha Monger
Earl of Rooting Them[/QUOTE]
SIR C.M.:
Fair enough! I am after all a FAIR monarch.
Herewith step by step instruction on how to train a China and South East Asian woman.
1. Recognize the need to give ALL women folk Face. Lotsa face. Be guided by this guiding principal first and foremost.
2. Assert your powers as being the provider of the household. Never mind if she is out working or not - you ARE the primary provider and king of the household in all matters of finance, decisions and actions. Cow her (caballo? and yes - that's Spanish - but I AM king - so...) into submission if need be
3. Never, ever allow her to dictate to you any actions, decisions or even pleas. Shout, scream, pound table if she even dares to quietly question ANY of your actions/decisions.
4. Any queries, any questioning about any of YOUR actions to be met with exhortations that you're out there earning $$ to maintain the household - so Shut T.F. up!
5. Intersperse such training with well-timed sessions of tenderness, caring, loving and HARD SEX. And then declarations of how much you care about her, how tired you are from being "out there' battling the world to make her and your existence an ever improving life.... together.
6. And then go out right then and there "to do battle again" - but of course do whatever it is that your heart pleases.
The above only a small part of the training. More to follow if my loyal subjects here wants more.
Your Excellency
SEAJ
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]SIR C.M.:
Fair enough! I am after all a FAIR monarch.
Herewith step by step instruction on how to train a China and South East Asian woman.
1. Recognize the need to give ALL women folk Face. Lotsa face. Be guided by this guiding principal first and foremost.
2. Assert your powers as being the provider of the household. Never mind if she is out working or not - you ARE the primary provider and king of the household in all matters of finance, decisions and actions. Cow her (caballo? and yes - that's Spanish - but I AM king - so...) into submission if need be
3. Never, ever allow her to dictate to you any actions, decisions or even pleas. Shout, scream, pound table if she even dares to quietly question ANY of your actions/decisions.
4. Any queries, any questioning about any of YOUR actions to be met with exhortations that you're out there earning $$ to maintain the household - so Shut T.F. up!
5. Intersperse such training with well-timed sessions of tenderness, caring, loving and HARD SEX. And then declarations of how much you care about her, how tired you are from being "out there' battling the world to make her and your existence an ever improving life.... together.
6. And then go out right then and there "to do battle again" - but of course do whatever it is that your heart pleases.
The above only a small part of the training. More to follow if my loyal subjects here wants more.
Your Excellency
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
Excellency,
If it pleases the king we'd like to hear more, perhaps you can explain the giving face part a little more too. How does one accomplish the giving face part while simultaneously ruling as a tyrant?
Regards,
Sir CM
[quote=chocha monger]excellency,
if it pleases the king we'd like to hear more, perhaps you can explain the giving face part a little more too. how does one accomplish the giving face part while simultaneously ruling as a tyrant?
regards,
sir cm[/quote]
ahhhh yes sir c.m. good question!
unlike your excellency who always command respect and thus have no need for face, little women do need this.
face is amongst her peer, amongst her friends, amongst her family - and thus when you and she is in the presence of such people, you must give her maximum face. things like little pecks on her cheek, returning best pieces of meat to her when she places such on your plate, saying words of praise and love - all the little things that women love and things which you normally do when you first court a gal. continue such courting of your china gal even when you're married to her - at least in public - and you give her much face!
when you're in private, that is when you must dominate her - and its not a hard thing to do as she knows and her friends keep on telling her so - that you really are a great guy!
the reasons for giving her 'face":
1. it makes her all happy and proud to be the sole object your love and devotion.
2. it thus makes it easier for her to come under your spell and...domination
3. it convinces all around her that she's truly living a charmed life - and thus if she ever make any noises of even the least bit of disatisfaction with you, all around her will pooh pooh her and instead tell her that she is an ungrateful wench. forever shutting off any possible "support group" which we know is a requirement for little women to make any major decision!
face also encompass the important requirement of never allowing yourself to ever be seen - or suspected - by people in her realm of screwing around. thus you must screw around outside of your and her day to day lives and environ.
the giving of "face" is easy to accomplish if you truly love your lady. and what's there not to love if she is the docile, compliant little lady who has soup waiting for you every time you come home and has your bath and night clothes and slippers all ready?!
the one and only exalted one
seaj
China remains some 4,000 miles from Managua, Nicaragua. Perhaps a brief geography lesson would be productive to your self appointed royal PIB.
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Hey Joey!
China remains some 4,000 miles from Managua, Nicaragua. Perhaps a brief geography lesson would be productive to your self appointed royal PIB.[/QUOTE]
HOW DARE thou addresseth I, your Supreme Leader in such a manner??!!
Decree #3. From here onwards, all subjects must address I, the exalted one - as YOUR EXCELLENCY. Understand Peon??
Ah yes, your excellency does cometh from a far away land. China and South East Asia - and I have completed what Ghengis Khan started out to do - conquer all and environ as being the kingdom of JOE.
And thus decree #4. It is herewith decreed that since Meat Loaf in Nicaragua is now part of the kingdom of Joe, that such environ be herewith annexed and governed, run and be under the total control of the People's Republic of China.
And so I, your exalted ruler hath decreed.
Your Sun and Moon
SEAJ
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]China remains some 4,000 miles from Managua, Nicaragua. Perhaps a brief geography lesson would be productive to your self appointed royal PIB.[/QUOTE]
In addition, if I may, monarchs are addressed as Majesty; civilian heads of state and those holding the rank of mayor through president are addressed as Excellency, excepting religious dignitaries at or above the rank of cardinal, who take the title Eminence; and it goes on.
Perhaps the royal head of household will procure a NEW protocol chief for His Majesty's service.
[QUOTE=Professor 1]In addition, if I may, monarchs are addressed as Majesty; civilian heads of state and those holding the rank of mayor through president are addressed as Excellency, excepting religious dignitaries at or above the rank of cardinal, who take the title Eminence; and it goes on.
Perhaps the royal head of household will procure a NEW protocol chief for His Majesty's service.[/QUOTE]
You wanna be "Protocol Chief of the Royal Household?
Say yes and you're it!!
His Supreme Majesty
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe - Your Majesty
This is Sir Steven, - you remember me.....the old guy (knight) with the lame horse, and the bent lance.......
I due request your permission to enter your exalted land....the land of Nicaragua, in the city of Managua.... - as I will be flying by winged conveyence to that location - in about 24 hours - Monday Sept. 21th. and wish to stay there for a period of no less than 30-35 days for the purpose of mongering with the local wenches, sightseeing, and other fun activities.
I am sorry I did not get this request in sooner, as I know you are very busy with the business of your kingdom and such......but I hope that you will grant me this request so that I may go and live among the poor peasants in your exalted land, and partake of all the local delicacies that I should find there.
Please RSVP - ASAP - as again my travel begins on the 'morrow.
Also I know that you are currently not in residence in your exalted land, Managua in the Kingdom of Nicaragua - but are instead traveling in the East.
So if you would like, your Majesty - I could act as your liaison in your Kingdom of Nicaragua and could promptly report to you all manner of happenings while you are away. Please let me know on that .......
I sincerely hope and pray that you will grant me this request, Sire - and will be awaiting your reply.
One other thing....I noticed that you just offered a nice title and position to Professor 1, and I to would certainly like some kind of official title and position - if possible - please ' lay something good on me' if you think I will prove worthy.
Perhaps for me - Sheriff of Managua, - or something like that.......... or I would not be opposed to being a Prince in your Kingdom, or something similar to that.
Of course you have already knighted me.....but if any of those other good positions are 'open' I would really like to have one of them too.
Your Humble Servant - Sir Steven
[QUOTE=Stevewxly]SE Asia Joe - Your Majesty
This is Sir Steven, - you remember me.....the old guy (knight) with the lame horse, and the bent lance.......
I due request your permission to enter your exalted land....the land of Nicaragua, in the city of Managua.... - as I will be flying by winged conveyence to that location - in about 24 hours - Monday Sept. 21th. and wish to stay there for a period of no less than 30-35 days for the purpose of mongering with the local wenches, sightseeing, and other fun activities.
I am sorry I did not get this request in sooner, as I know you are very busy with the business of your kingdom and such......but I hope that you will grant me this request so that I may go and live among the poor peasants in your exalted land, and partake of all the local delicacies that I should find there.
Please RSVP - ASAP - as again my travel begins on the 'morrow.
Also I know that you are currently not in residence in your exalted land, Managua in the Kingdom of Nicaragua - but are instead traveling in the East.
So if you would like, your Majesty - I could act as your liaison in your Kingdom of Nicaragua and could promptly report to you all manner of happenings while you are away. Please let me know on that .......
I sincerely hope and pray that you will grant me this request, Sire - and will be awaiting your reply.
One other thing....I noticed that you just offered a nice title and position to Professor 1, and I to would certainly like some kind of official title and position - if possible - please ' lay something good on me' if you think I will prove worthy.
Perhaps for me - Sheriff of Managua, - or something like that.......... or I would not be opposed to being a Prince in your Kingdom, or something similar to that.
Of course you have already knighted me.....but if any of those other good positions are 'open' I would really like to have one of them too.
Your Humble Servant - Sir Steven[/QUOTE]
His Supreme Majesty is NOT amused by you, Stevewxly, you peasant! When did I ever knight YOU?! You unworthy son of the whole village!
You must make amends... or face my wrath!! You are henceforth commanded to Not use the honorific SIR in any writing, speaking or any other means of communications. The honorific SIR must be earned - DUMB PEON!
But as I am a beneficent and ever generous supreme Monarch, I will allow you to make amends.
You are to now go forth and meet up with that unworthy subject of mine Meat Loaf and ask him - NO, demand of him - that he pass on to you all the riches of the castle. All the Living Big accouterments, all the contacts of the wenches here in my kingdom, all the directions to the best action in town and the keys, the keys to the mansion and the keys to the Gate of the gated enclave!!
Shit, that useless subject of mine Meat Loaf was even too damn dumb to properly pass on the rule to me. Not a transitional government, not any funds, not any contacts, not even any post-its on the fridge with names and phone numbers!!
You, peasant Stevewxly - you are ORDERED to contact that ungrateful subject of mine Meat Loaf and order him to give you ALL assistance required for you to LIVE BIG in Managua during your stay there.
You succeed and EARN the honorific, and I will knight you and grant you the title "Sheriff of Managua." OK?
Signed
His Supreme Majesty
SEAJ
Holy Shit ! And some people thought the Loaf was too grandiose..........
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Holy Shit ! And some people thought the Loaf was too grandiose..........[/QUOTE]
GRANDIOSE??? Meat Loaf.... Grandiose??
Which part?
His seven bucks and four bits wenches?
His cheap ass "tailor made garbs" just coz he cain't afford real name brands?
His pronouncements of "living big" in cheap rented digs?
Which part is grandiose??
Grandiose is I. Plain and simple!
And you,, yeah you ... Nica Bound! You're now bound for the gallows. I hath pronounced!
Your Supreme Majesty, Your Sun, Your Moon
SEAJ
Think I am gonna go hang out in Panama until Joey's drugs wear off. Later.....
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Gentlemen,
Jackson created the forum sub-category of "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua" for the express reason of attempting to contain the Loaf's rather...uh....unique style of language expression. Frankly, we are not meant to understand all of it, whatever idiomas one might practice.
But if you have ever seen his personage in action, commanding attention, discipline and respect from multitudes of scantily clad Nica chicas, one can only stand in quiet awe.
The Dickhead guy is right, buy a dictionary, it would just be easier on all the rest of us.[/QUOTE]
YO...Yeah, You ....Gallows Bound... there is no longer any need for you to be "In Quiet Awe" of that has-been Meat Loaf.
No need for you to be his lackey.
No need for you to salivate at that Loafer's papier marche existence.
You can now giveth your respects to I, your Supreme Ruler, your beneficent Monarch.
SEAJ
[QUOTE=Nica Bound]Think I am gonna go hang out in Panama until Joey's drugs wear off. Later.....[/QUOTE]
Hang out in Panama??!! "Hang" out??!!
I hath sayeth "Off to the gallows with you!!"
I didn't say "hang" out in Panama!!
Idiot!!
Your all knowing, Your all grandiose
SEAJ
yeah joey, maybe you're right. panama probably ain't far enough away cause that sure sounds like some major stuff you're smoking. gonna ask jackson about making peeing in a bottle mandatory for getting your own forum category.
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]His Supreme Majesty is NOT amused by you, Stevewxly, you peasant! When did I ever knight YOU?! You unworthy son of the whole village!
You must make amends... or face my wrath!! You are henceforth commanded to Not use the honorific SIR in any writing, speaking or any other means of communications. The honorific SIR must be earned - DUMB PEON!
But as I am a beneficent and ever generous supreme Monarch, I will allow you to make amends.
You are to now go forth and meet up with that unworthy subject of mine Meat Loaf and ask him - NO, demand of him - that he pass on to you all the riches of the castle. All the Living Big accouterments, all the contacts of the wenches here in my kingdom, all the directions to the best action in town and the keys, the keys to the mansion and the keys to the Gate of the gated enclave!!
Shit, that useless subject of mine Meat Loaf was even too damn dumb to properly pass on the rule to me. Not a transitional government, not any funds, not any contacts, not even any post-its on the fridge with names and phone numbers!!
You, peasant Stevewxly - you are ORDERED to contact that ungrateful subject of mine Meat Loaf and order him to give you ALL assistance required for you to LIVE BIG in Managua during your stay there.
You succeed and EARN the honorific, and I will knight you and grant you the title "Sheriff of Managua." OK?
Signed
His Supreme Majesty
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
SE Asia Joe
This is Plain Steven again.......
OK your majesty - your wish is my command. Let it be written - let it be done.
I will make amends to all of my transgression and do as you command.
I will get right on this matter as soon as I get to Managua - I did have your
permission to enter unto your exalted land on the 'morrow - right ?
I will set up a meeting with the former ruler - You-Know-Who....if he
is willing - and will ask of him all that you have asked of me.
I am hoping it goes well with him and that it will be a smooth
transition from the former regime to the new one, your Majesty.
I can not promise that it will.....and please do not be surprised if
there is some resistance from the former ruler. But I will give it my
best shot - in your absence.
Now I am also requesting that you will see your way clear to bestowing
me with my proper title Sir Steven - once again.....and about that
other matter I would really like to be the new Sheriff of Managua.
Do you think that might be possible? I will be willing to re-earn that
title and position, and will do all in my power when I get to that
exalted country to earn back your respect my liege.
. . . . . . . .
PS Again, I beg of you to restore my former knghthood and my title and all aspects that go with the title.
You know what they say, " Once A Knight - Always A Knight ".....and even though we were out on the town that night and you had a few too many drinkies under your belt....you did lay your sword upon my head and thusly proclaimed for all to hear , " I knight thee - Sir Steven - Knight of the Realm"
So please I beg of thee do restore that to me, and I promise to continue to serve you and yours in the manner that befits your Royal Majesty.
I will send you a full report from the very heart of Managua, in your exalted Kingdom of Nicaragua - when I get there and get my bearings. You have my word on that, sire !
Steven
[quote=nica bound]yeah joey, maybe you're right. panama probably ain't far enough away cause that sure sounds like some major stuff you're smoking. gonna ask jackson about making peeing in a bottle mandatory for getting your own forum category.[/quote]
monarchs do not [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] in bottles!!
i am not amused!
and i did not get "granted" my own forum.
i declared a coup d'etat,
i took it over,
i merely hijacked it!
when that useless subject of mine meat loaf abandoned it!
so there!!
seaj
[QUOTE=Stevewxly]SE Asia Joe
This is Plain Steven again.......
OK your majesty - your wish is my command. Let it be written - let it be done.
I will make amends to all of my transgression and do as you command.
I will get right on this matter as soon as I get to Managua - I did have your
permission to enter unto your exalted land on the 'morrow - right ?
I will set up a meeting with the former ruler - You-Know-Who....if he
is willing - and will ask of him all that you have asked of me.
I am hoping it goes well with him and that it will be a smooth
transition from the former regime to the new one, your Majesty.
I can not promise that it will.....and please do not be surprised if
there is some resistance from the former ruler. But I will give it my
best shot - in your absence.
Now I am also requesting that you will see your way clear to bestowing
me with my proper title Sir Steven - once again.....and about that
other matter I would really like to be the new Sheriff of Managua.
Do you think that might be possible? I will be willing to re-earn that
title and position, and will do all in my power when I get to that
exalted country to earn back your respect my liege.
. . . . . . . .
PS I beg of you to restore my former knghthood and my title and all aspects that go with the title.
You know what they say, " Once A Knight - Always A Knight ".....and even though we were out on the town that night and you had a few too many drinkies under your belt....you did lay your sword upon my head and thusly proclaimed for all to hear , " I knight thee - Sir Steven - Knight of the Realm"
So please I beg of thee do restore that to me, and I promise to continue to serve you and yours in the manner that befits your Royal Majesty.
I will send you a full report from the very heart of Managua, in your exalted Kingdom of Nicaragua - when I get there and get my bearings. You have my word on that, sire !
Steven[/QUOTE]
Hharrumph.... "cough. cough"
OH OK!! What the hell SIR Steven, Sheriff of Managua.
Go forth and multiply (but with your condom on) in my magnificent land, for I AM the munificent and significant and all knowing
SEAJ
Somebody's gotta start posting up some mongering news or information QUICK before Jackson really gets pissed off and can all of us off his forum!!
And I know nuthin' about Nicaragua - so you guys better start!!
SEAJ
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]Somebody's gotta start posting up some mongering news or information QUICK before Jackson really gets pissed off and can all of us off his forum!!
And I know nuthin' about Nicaragua - so you guys better start!!
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
Your Royal Majesty - SEAJ
......Steven here again......I will be in Managua on the 'morrow, and will gladly start making reports of sensibility about the country, the people, where to go, and what to do in your exalted Kingdom of Nicaragua, and I will try to be as humble and unassuming as can be when I post those reports here on this fine forum.
Never you fear - I will be 'on the job' in Managua by 9 PM Monday 9/21/09.
You shall have full reports on everything that I encounter there.
And I hope this will soon alleviate any problems encountered earlier by prospective travelers to Nicaragua.
I will get the job done .......................and I hope this meets with your Royal Approval.
This will be only my 3rd trip to Nicaragua....but I have many, many posts under my belt and have even had several of my trip reports listed in the,
" Reports Of Distinction " category for the Costa Rica and Panama threads.
Again I hope this pleases you, my Liege and with your kind permission - I beg of thee - may I be known as Sir Steven - Good Knight of the Realm - once again ?
............................
Your Majesty -
I just saw your most recent decree (below).......that I again can be known by one and all as Sir Steven - Good Knight of the Realm......and also that you have appointed me the new Sheriff of Managua.
"Thank you.....thank you.....thank you !" (As Gomer Pyle would say
I will be forever in your debt, your Majesty SEAJ.....and as always - your wish is my command, sire.
Sir Steven.......Sheriff of Managua
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]Hharrumph.... "cough. cough"
OH OK!! What the hell SIR Steven, Sheriff of Managua.
Go forth and multiply (but with your condom on) in my magnificent land, for I AM the munificent and significant and all knowing
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
All You People - Greetings From The New Sheriff of Managua
The new King of Nicaragua just appointed me Sheriff ........
And on the 'morrow I will be on the job and will be reporting on things in Managua for all of you folks who have been begging for some useful information about the city of Managua & the country of Nicaragua.
I plan on seeing the sights, the ladies, the hot spots, the good and the bad of whatever the city and country has to offer. And to report about those things here in an unbiased manner that is befit of good solid journalism.
So I hope you like my reports...... Stand by for NEWS !
Your Majesty - I also hope I will be worthy of my new title and position and that I will be able to convey some good vibes here about Nicaragua in the upcoming days and weeks of my trip.
I gotta go now and finish my packing......I am now getting real excited about leaving for Managua tomorrow.........
Sir Steven
WTF ???
I think all you guys been indulgin' too much in the local inebriants and too little in the pu$$y.
Guate !!!
[QUOTE=Riodulce]WTF ???
I think all you guys been indulgin' too much in the local inebriants and too little in the pu$$y.
Guate !!![/QUOTE]
And WHO.... May I ask... are you?? !!
To intrude into our PRIVATE domain without even as much as a Pretty Please??!!
This is the KINGDOM of JOE and ALL PROTOCOL must be observed meticulously and without fail.
Introduce yourself... PROPERLY!! and request for an audience!
Your Most Exalted Majesty
SEAJ
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]You wanna be "Protocol Chief of the Royal Household?
Say yes and you're it!!
His Supreme Majesty
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
You are far too kind, Majesty. However, I would much prefer useful information and insight about Nica Land.
[QUOTE=Professor 1]You are far too kind, Majesty. However, I would much prefer useful information and insight about Nica Land.[/QUOTE]
Me Too!! Me too!!
So you guys better start typing away. Either that or else we'd better hope that useles subject of mine Meat Loaf gets his ass back on line ASAP!
THAT IS AN ORDER MEAT LOAF!
Your benevolent Majesty
SEAJ
I am all for a little bit of fun, but this commentary has turned the corner! Does anyone have anything relevant to say about Nicaragua? For the longest time this post has been sliding into irrelevant oblivion due to the dominance of Meat Loaf who, thankfully, has agreed to retire. But now, for the past couple of days, it seems that these other posters, while celebrating Meat Loaf's demise, have taken the post down a completely different if not equally irrelevant path. I do request that Jackson intervene at this time to restore some order and much needed direction.
Ustedes son medios boludos hablando tonterías por todos lados. Me parecen como pendejas con faldas y fajas. Lárguense de aquí.
Meat Loaf you perhaps deserve an apology - personally from me for having a little bit of fun at your expense.
I do so now formally apologize to you, and to all others who had to suffer through our torment of you. I hope you will accept my humble apology, and that we can now get on to what everyone desires.....so good reporting on what is going on in Managua.
I was scheduled to leave today for Managua....on a standby ticket....but as luck would have it - I missed all 3 of my flights today out of Springfield, Missouri - because they were all full and there were no available seats for me.
That was probably God paying me back for my mischief here on this forum.
Hopefully I will be able to get on a flight on Wed. 9/23/09 and get into Managua that evening.
I am looking forward to my trip and on reporting back here of my experiences in Managua, and hopefully my reports will be worthy of readership here by others.
My plan is to stay for about 35 days....so I hope to have some good information on suitable hotels, restaurants, good spots to go, what to see & do, in Managua in the next few weeks.
When I see my other comrade-in-arms , SE Asia Joe....I will give him a good scolding for having contributed in the debauchery that he and I were involved in here for the last couple of days.
Again guys hopefully we will get back to some the exchange of some good information here on this thread.
If you have specific questions about Managua that I will be able to answer, then please post your concerns here and I will do my best to find out the information you desire.
Steve
..............................................................................................
Here is a link to a map of Shopping Malls In Managua (from Goodle Maps).
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=shopping+Malls+in+Managua&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=51.177128,77.080078&ie=UTF8&ll=12.134243,-86.263447&spn=0.062263,0.075274&z=14[/url]
Thought you might like to have a nice little interactive map of the Managua area....you can zoom in or out on it, and move it around at will.
Shopping Malls are loaded with young Nica gals out for a little shopping....... maybe they are looking for shoes, or maybe they are searching for a nice gentleman who would be willing to show them a good time.
When I get back down to Managua on Wed. 9/23/09 I will try to post another map of Managua with mongering destinations......ie : MP's, clubs, casinos, restaurants, etc.
Steve
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Ustedes son medios boludos hablando tonterías por todos lados. Me parecen como pendejas con faldas y fajas. Lárguense de aquí.[/QUOTE]
Google translation:
You are talking nonsense media jerks everywhere. Pendejas I look like skirts and girdles. Get out of here.
[QUOTE=Kreole]I am all for a little bit of fun, but this commentary has turned the corner! Does anyone have anything relevant to say about Nicaragua? For the longest time this post has been sliding into irrelevant oblivion due to the dominance of Meat Loaf who, thankfully, has agreed to retire. But now, for the past couple of days, it seems that these other posters, while celebrating Meat Loaf's demise, have taken the post down a completely different if not equally irrelevant path. I do request that Jackson intervene at this time to restore some order and much needed direction.[/QUOTE]
Wellll.... since you've only written 4 posts and you do seem to have a lot to say - why don't you start it all off??!!
Look-it, I came on here a few days ago merely asking ML to refrain from using so much Spanish in his report and to make it readable for me and other non-spanish speaking readers.... unfortunately at the same time that he announced that he is retiring from posting here as he wants to join the "true 1%" of the world. I'm only tyring to draw him back on - so Creole - you got any better ideas on how to do this? For without ML, this post IS dead anyways - and its gonna die if there's only the likes of you who really do contribute nothing!!
SEAJ
Ps. and by the way - this is what you wrote just a couple or so days ago
[QUOTE=Kreole]I am new to this forum, but would like to make an observation that perhaps others may share. Whenever I review the Nicaragua posts, and I see Meatloaf plastered on every one, I just bypass it. Now, I have nothing personal against Meatloaf, but I have found that his posts have become more a forum for his huge ego that for passing on useful information to those of us who want to learn about the country and culture.
I acknowledge that Meatloaf has made some valuable contributions, but when one has to wade through all of the other "personal" BS, it becomes tedious and not worth the effort. I am interested in Nicaragua and in the experiences of people who have been there. I hope to see a more active participation by others if Meatloaf will just retire from his throne. Meatloaf claims to have a big dick, but it seems puny in comparison to his ego which has just gotten in the way of providing direction and meaning to the Nicaragua post. IMHO.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stevewxly]Here is a link to a map of Shopping Malls In Managua (from Goodle Maps).
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=shopping+Malls+in+Managua&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=51.177128,77.080078&ie=UTF8&ll=12.134243,-86.263447&spn=0.062263,0.075274&z=14[/url]
Thought you might like to have a nice little interactive map of the Managua area....you can zoom in or out on it, and move it around at will.
Shopping Malls are loaded with young Nica gals out for a little shopping....... maybe they are looking for shoes, or maybe they are searching for a nice gentleman who would be willing to show them a good time.
When I get back down to Managua on Wed. 9/23/09 I will try to post another map of Managua with mongering destinations......ie : MP's, clubs, casinos, restaurants, etc.
Steve[/QUOTE]
Thanks Sir Steve - for trying to "keep the flame going" on this thread. Great info!
SEAJ
Is Meat Loaf a Lesbian??
The Old Cowboy
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens...
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
SEAJ
Plenty of other vacant thread lines on the Managua forums. What say you guys just let Mr. Loaf rest in peace and post some legitimate info on some of those other topics ?
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]Google translation:
You are talking nonsense media jerks everywhere. Pendejas I look like skirts and girdles. Get out of here.[/QUOTE]
Excellent translation. Not. "I look like" is particularly inept. And although there are some jerks in the media what I said has nothing to do with media.
Pendejas is an interesting word. A "pendejo," literally, is a pubic hair. Children are small, and pubic hairs are small, therefore children are pendejos (boys) or pendejas (girls). But it somehow evolved to be more like teenagers or adolescents.
I will give google some credit because "lárguense de aquí" does literally mean get out of here, but really it means more like "hit the road, Jack."
All the on-line translators are very flawed and can be extremely dangerous, especially if you can't spell. A couple of funny examples from the forum over the years. Had a gal looking to drum up business and she posted she was looking for "ready horsemen." Huh? Well "listo" has two meanings in Spanish depending on which verb you use it with. "Estoy listo" = I am ready but "Soy listo" = I am smart or intelligent or clever.
Then caballero is literally a cowboy but is used in many places as "gentlemen." So she was looking for smart gentlemen and got ready horsemen. Whatever. I fucked her a couple of times.
In Spanish the word for "promise" is the same for "to get engaged to be married"; I can't tell you how dearly one friend paid for that on-line translation.
Then a chica left a silent H off a Spanish word cuz she can't spell and instead of telling the guy she missed him a lot she told him she was going to throw him out.
Hence the need for SEAJ to buy a dictionary as stated earlier.
[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]And WHO.... May I ask... are you?? !!
To intrude into our PRIVATE domain without even as much as a Pretty Please??!!
This is the KINGDOM of JOE and ALL PROTOCOL must be observed meticulously and without fail.
Introduce yourself... PROPERLY!! and request for an audience!
Your Most Exalted Majesty
SEAJ[/QUOTE]
I'm the guy that lives in Guatemala where we indulge in the fine art of Pu$$y rather than spending hours on a pu$$y forum talking about everything else.
I been reading Meat Loaf for quiet a while and while he was entertaining he was a little short on details of the subject of interest however, this new regime has left the farm and gone off into the wilderness. I think you guys need a guided tour of Guate to reaquaint yourselves with the true carnal pleasures for which this forum was created.
RE: [QUOTE] Shopping Malls are loaded with young Nica gals out for a little shopping....... maybe they are looking for shoes, or maybe they are searching for a nice gentleman who would be willing to show them a good time.[/QUOTE]
Kinda like that Spanish language discussion, you didn't quiet get that right. It should read "Shopping Malls are loaded with young Latina gals (Guatemala has those too :-)) out for a little shopping....... maybe they are looking for shoes, or maybe they are searching for a nice gentleman who would be willing to buy them".
R.I.P. Meat Loaf -
and adios amigo (This is in respect to his wishes to write in Spanish!!)
SEAJ
SEAJ....how are you amigo
I am in Managua and am reporting my findings on the other Nicaragua thread.....General Information......
I have been in communication with Meat Loaf.....he is alive and well I trust......I will probably meet up with him later..... he no doubt has a wealth of information about Nicaragua.....hope I will be able to persuade him to share with me.
Steve
Draw up the draw bridge.
Start boiling the oil.
Get in formation.
Move it, Move it.
Prepare for a frontal attack!!
That ingrate Meat Loaf is on his way to storm our fort.
He cain't stand it that he ain't been livin' big and wants re-possession of the castle.
Man the fort. NOW!!
Your Commander in Chief,
Your benevolent ruler
Your excellency the true Monarch of Meat LOAF LAND,
I IS, UNAPOLOGETICALLY
SEAJ
Do us all a favor and stop writing stupid bullsh*t!
It's great that you started reading Meat Loaf posts, but if you comment add something of value otherwise create your own thread for nonsensical writings. You have over 2,000 posts and I hope that your writings on my thread are not indicative of your posting career / legacy.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Do us all a favor and stop writing stupid bullsh*t!
It's great that you started reading Meat Loaf posts, but if you comment add something of value otherwise create your own thread for nonsensical writings. You have over 2,000 posts and I hope that your writings on my thread are not indicative of your posting career / legacy.[/QUOTE]
Thank you Meat Loaf
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Do us all a favor and stop writing stupid bullsh*t!
It's great that you started reading Meat Loaf posts, but if you comment add something of value otherwise create your own thread for nonsensical writings. You have over 2,000 posts and I hope that your writings on my thread are not indicative of your posting career / legacy.[/QUOTE]
Hah!! At last!!
Back to your own lair at last - huh?!
So start posting will ya - and enuff of this posturing!
SEAJ
I love reading Meatloaf, so insightful, interesting and real. I read everyday and I am a monger of many many countries. Keep it up! [blue][Non-English text deleted by Admin][/blue] ! (Colombian slang, cool) peace.
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Can't we all just get along here.......?
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Carnal, ¡muchicimas gracias por las palabras amables! (ie. Brother, thanks very much for the kind words.)
Meat Loaf is Back: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5W4bIiHSjY&feature=related[/URL]
Hell no!
Check your respective embassy postings on Nicaragua: Does your embassy recommend that you visit Nicaragua?
Does your embassy recommend that you visit Nicaragua for sex tourism?
Some ISG members expect / think that I should tour guide them hand-in-hand through the 'hood! Some ISG members think that it's my obligation to tour guide them hand-in-hand through the world of Meat Loaf.
I write at US Library of Congress; US Legislative; Corporate America level(s) and within my 3-year prose I've educated you. It aint my fault if you can't comprehend the truth and reality of my socio / economic / criminal / romantic interpretation of Nicaragua!
This is not Cancun; Sandals; Panama City; Costa Rica; Medellin Mansion; or whatever "easy" p*ssy location you desire for less money! This is Nicaragua and we're poor and ghettoe with the cause of SURVIVAL! Did you know that the President only has a fourth (4th) grade education?
I've invited Gringos to visit / relocate to Nicaragua. I've detailed the cost of living and on a budget. I've detailed how to protect your person, p*ssy, and assets. I've detailed how to produce an income within Nicaragua. I've detailed how to "roll with the elite." I've detailed more than anyone else on the ISG forumn, yet you still want me to hold you hand-in-hand.
If it were not for "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua" you would not have / would not even consider Nicaragua.
Again, cut you teeth in the USA ghettoe before attempting to board a plane for Nicaragua. I live here day-in, day-out!
What more do you want from me? Am I working for you? Am I on payroll with per-diem, car allowance, housing, executive insurance, political power, etcetera? ¿Entonces (ie. well then)?
I am not attempting to scare Gringos from Nicaragua by keeping 100% real! If you want the tourist perspective read your respective embassy's postings on Nicaragua. If you want the "life" of Nicaragua read "Meat Loaf posts." These are the two polars.
I didn't / do not invite you Nicaragua, yet you expect me to be your babysitter. I would never come to your city with similar expectations 'cause I know you don't care about me nor do you have my best interest in mind.
Give me a break and listen to Slim Thug: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGD4PWVW9CY&feature=related[/URL]
I invite you to explore Nicaragua just as I did with 0% network: All I had was game (ie. street, office, intelligence, and risk of life and limb.) I came to Nicaragua with a suitcase void clothes and desktop computer bought from Best Buy for US $400 with rebates in year 2007. I gave the clothes away in Tepito, Mexico City, Mexico, 'cause I knew I was gonna' come-up!
I hit the streets and came-up from the floor-up: Why can't you?
This is why we expats of Nicaragua SURVIVE 'cause we have 100% confidence in ourselves and do not look for handouts 'cause we know there is 0%. Expats of Nicaragua are seasoned expats of other countries: No expat in Nicaragua is a "rookie" and we've cut our teeth in other locales as residents, not tourists.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
And you think I want to share my local p*ssy with you, a tourist? N*gga Please![/QUOTE]Meat Loaf,
As Billy Shakespeare said "Me thinks thou doth protest too much."
Why are dogging Nicaragua. Man?
Nicarauga has a rep of being safer than other countries in LA. Managua of course is the most dangerous city in Nica. Managua has a reputation of being one of the safest major Latin Amer cities. But, that doesn't say much, because it is being compared against crimefests like: Rio, Mex City, and other gangsta ghettos. Despite Managua's rep as being a "safer than other LA cities, " there is no way in hell I would walk MGA's streets at nite. Too dangerous.
MGA offers cheap pvssy in some halfway decent clubs (Good time, Fenix, etc) I never felt unsafe while inside any of these clubs. There is decent mongering to be had in MGA. Sure you can pay $15 a pop in Managua's brothels.
Despite, the above, I will probably never return to MGA.
Why? Because There is nothing else to do in MGA. It has no other redeeming value. There is no beauty, no landscape, no charm. Just cheap putas.
Joe Tourist will take a side trip from CR, and land in Managua and spend 1-2 days there tops, and then get back on a bus to nearby SJ, Costa Rica with its more pleasant surroundings.
Even Quito, Ecuador is more pleasant for non-sex tourism. MGA has nothing to offer besides cheap putas, and cheap putas can be found elsewhere in Nicaragua and elsewhere in the world. There is no decent tourism attractions, no charm in Managua. Why would any tourist want to visit MGA for sex tourism?
No expat would ever want to live in MGA fulltime, either. The best of Nica lies outside of MGA. Granada, SJDS, The volcanoes. As for Granada, I seriously doubt that Granada has overnight become a hotbed of crime against expats.
So, why are dogging Nicaragua. Man? You don't need to diss Managua. Managua will die on its own merits.
[QUOTE=Water Boy]Meat Loaf,
As Billy Shakespeare said "Me thinks thou doth protest too much."
Why are dogging Nicaragua. Man?
Nicarauga has a rep of being safer than other countries in LA. Managua of course is the most dangerous city in Nica. Managua has a reputation of being one of the safest major Latin Amer cities. But, that doesn't say much, because it is being compared against crimefests like: Rio, Mex City, and other gangsta ghettos. Despite Managua's rep as being a "safer than other LA cities, " there is no way in hell I would walk MGA's streets at nite. Too dangerous.
MGA offers cheap pvssy in some halfway decent clubs (Good time, Fenix, etc) I never felt unsafe while inside any of these clubs. There is decent mongering to be had in MGA. Sure you can pay $15 a pop in Managua's brothels.
Despite, the above, I will probably never return to MGA.
Why? Because There is nothing else to do in MGA. It has no other redeeming value. There is no beauty, no landscape, no charm. Just cheap putas.
Joe Tourist will take a side trip from CR, and land in Managua and spend 1-2 days there tops, and then get back on a bus to nearby SJ, Costa Rica with its more pleasant surroundings.
Even Quito, Ecuador is more pleasant for non-sex tourism. MGA has nothing to offer besides cheap putas, and cheap putas can be found elsewhere in Nicaragua and elsewhere in the world. There is no decent tourism attractions, no charm in Managua. Why would any tourist want to visit MGA for sex tourism?
No expat would ever want to live in MGA fulltime, either. The best of Nica lies outside of MGA. Granada, SJDS, The volcanoes. As for Granada, I seriously doubt that Granada has overnight become a hotbed of crime against expats.
So, why are dogging Nicaragua. Man? You don't need to diss Managua. Managua will die on its own merits.[/QUOTE]
Hola Amigo,
I was in Nicaragua last week....mostly Managua, but did take a side trip to Granada. And I could not have summed up my visit there any better than you just did above.
After 5 days I got on the TicaBus and headed for San Jose......just nothing about Nicaragua that held any interest for me...except as you say the cheap puss, and that can be had anywhere in Central America and lots of other destinations too.....but in the other places there are other interesting things to see and do also.
I still think that Nicaragua has some potential.....but it may yet be a while before everything comes together there for the average casual monger type wanting to visit for a few days.
One might have to actually stay there way longer to learn the lay of the land....in order to find the good things it has to offer.
Good report, me amigo........
Steve
i don't post often and i am not too much the paying monger, but i do get out and around. after living in managua, and obviously nicaragua, for 3 years i will give you my take on things. managua has many layers, get to know them and peel them back.
if you don't speak spanish decently and don't have some decent social (game) skills your going to be relegated to going to those dingy clubs everyone mentions. managua is a tourist friendly place in the sense of low risk of terrible violent crime, but it is not tourist friendly, hell nothing in nicaragua is easy, in terms of it being an easy place to have at will entertainment.
if you speak spanish and can look decent and not be a mouth breather and get out and about their is easy and cheap skirt in nicaragua like probably no other place in north america. nicaragua blows cr in roi.
if you go to any of the "middle of the road" disco's i. e. matrix, shaman, el mango, mr. sponge and have a few beers at the bar you will be approached by young, usually decent looking, pro-am's that will hook up with you for outright cash or just "a good time for all" type arrangement. you can pick and choose, literally.
some of the "middle of the road" bars like piratas or los idolos will always have some "pro-ams" there that will approach you if they are sure you are an "extranjero" and that you will probably be leaving town.
i can't do this as mga, for as big of a town as it is, is also a very small peyton place and the one time i did meet up with a really sweet little 23 year old in a disco it was back at my work place the following monday. obviously somebody saw me.
just 3 weeks ago i stopped into matrix/star city to get some cash at the casino and have a beer, i was with a group of about 5 people. in going to the pisser i had two different chicas approach me and let me know they were "working and playing". i was quoted $100 tln, which i declined, and on the way out of the pisser the price had dropped to $75, which means between $40 and $50 realistically.
i have a buddy that met two young law students here, paid for a night out, some good raunchy sex and then took them to corn island with him for 3 nights. on going threesome from basically a mainstream resturant in managua, his total cost about $800 for 4 nights and 3 days, that ain't bad at all and these were not only good looking girls, but decently educated and respectable ones also.
meat loaf is a trove of good info, but he runs in a different circle than i do, hence he has some insight i don't and likely i have some that he does not. hence our info and and takes might be different.
managua is not an athetically pleasing place, but you can day trip out of here and do some interesting stuff, you can also do some really cheap things and get a good bang for your buck.
i have been going to cr for years, it is what it is, but hands down mga is cheaper, easier (if you speak spanish and can go without having your hand held), and better for the extended gfe experience.
there are websites in spanish which are basically something similar to aff, do some research and make some contacts prior to visiting.
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Howzabout a bit of balance here guys?!
Meat Loaf may have his detractors and he may have his fans - that's as it should be
What's indisputable though, is the fact that this character does have his "readers' - WHETHER THeY LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM. YOU.... are reading this ain'tcha?!
OK Ok OK, I HATE all this "gangsta/hood talk" (to prove his street Creds(?) - or whatever they call it these days!!) as I can hardly understand what he's trying to say - and I of course hate that he feels it necessary to use Spanish - as if to prove that he's a man of the world and thus able to master at least two languages. (WOW!!!!)
(Hey ML, I got news for you - most of the rest of the world's population outside of the Good Ole You Assssss of Aye speaks in at least 2, 3 or even more languages. As an example, even the dumbest, least educated WG's in Asia usually speaks at least 2 languages - one their "National Language, and second, their own province/municipality/area's dialect!).
ML LOVES writing, loves coming out with all his nonsense, loves bragging and whatever else he does - so leave him alone will ya??!! Let him brag, let him spout off, let him put poor Old SEAJ down, let him mangle his grammar, let him dribble out his gibberish - but let him be!!
After all, the guy's just gotten back here and it IS his thread after all.
AND....Look at what happened when he stepped away!!
Hell, I certainly do NOT want to be the cause of him "going away " again.
DO YOU???!!!
IMHO
SEAJ
By-the-by M.L..... AND all you guys who's fans of M.L.'s Spanglish and Gangsta/ghetto type of writing reports -
Have you guys recently visited Jackson's/ISG Forum Rules & Posting Guidelines -
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-forumrules.php#postingguidelines[/url]
Especially this part, and I C+P it for your ease of reference:
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NO Writing in Regional or Ancient Dialects. Please do not compose your reports in regional or ancient dialects such as..
Olde English
Australian "Aussie Slang"
Deep South "Southern drawls"
Star-Trek "Space Trekkie" talk
Carribean "Pirate" talk
Ghetto "Jive"
Spanglish
Mimicking any other regional or ancient dialects.
This styles of writing are difficult to read and especially confusing to the Forum's many non-native English readers.
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OOOOOKKKKKAAAYYYY???!!
SEAJ
You just can't get in line and follow the program!
You have to go against the grain.
The solution is simple: Don't read "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua."
You're the type of guy that does nothing more than "b*tch and moan and complain." All you do is attempt to find fault in others instead of being an innovator.
Challenge: My 1,200 posts versus your 2,000. And I'm sure your 2,000 posts are nothing more than the nonsense you write on my thread, but directed at others.
SE Asia Joe, you're wasting my time with your "hate." And language wise I speak three. And cultural wise I occupy many. And professionally, I open new markets. And romantically, I get get hoes. And safety wise, I get "down and dirty." And conversationally, I get deep.
You're the type of person that creates 0% value in everything and exists to find / nitpick the production of others.
Readers of Meat Loaf posts: This is the first-time in three years that we've had a "hen" dressed in men's clothing occupy our Nicaraguan pages so we're doing good staying under the radar.
SE Asia Joe, what time is the bridge game?
*** Readers of Meat Loaf posts, I will no longer respond nor read SE Asia Joe posting. Therefore, everything that he writes and posts will not be dignified with a response. This means that SE Asia Joe will make outrageous comments, insults, accusations, and other statements which I will not respond to. He's wasting my time and intellectual power. Readers of Meat Loaf posts know what I serve on this thread and therefore you understand that SE Asia Joe is like herpes in that he lingers and at the most inconvient time(s). ***
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You just can't get in line and follow the program!
You have to go against the grain.
The solution is simple: Don't read "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua."[/QUOTE]
Hey..... Meat Loaf..... I was speaking up for you !!
Helllloooo!!! Hellooo!! You in there??!! Something... anything in that head?? of yours??!!
And not reading ain't gonna be a solution - it's just putting a bandage over the cancer!!
The SOLUTION is for you to once a while read AND understand what others are telling you - instead of just mouthing off first!!
I say this and I say this once more: Two ears - one mouth!! Gotta listen twice as much as spout off!!
I need to always remind myself that too - but at least I sometimes DO remind myself!!
You aspire to be "in the top 1% of the world's elite" - no way Jose, NOT if you still insist on going on the way you're now going. No Way Jose!!
The way that you write right now, you're coming off as just being some two-bit charlattan straight out of the ghetto and on the plane to another pimple spot of the world - Managua, Nicaragua (Ooooops..... sorry about that gents... getting myself carried away!!)
Gangsta/Ghetto jive insterspersed with some of the lowest class words in the Spanish language.
OK, Ok, I AM being harsh - and I do apologize - but for heaven's sakes man - wake up, wake up and smell the coffee.
It ain't any skin off my back if you do change your ways or reform your way of thinkingor not - but you've really got me going for I really do believe that somewhere in there - somewhere deep in there - I do believe that you've got some redeeming factor and perhaps even a glimmer of true hope as a human being.
OK - Peace N Out!!
SEAJ
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[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You're the type of guy that does nothing more than "b*tch and moan and complain." All you do is attempt to find fault in others instead of being an innovator.
Challenge: My 1,200 posts versus your 2,000. And I'm sure your 2,000 posts are nothing more than the nonsense you write on my thread, but directed at others.[/QUOTE]
Sooooo.... what IS the challenge??
[QUOTE]
SE Asia Joe, you're wasting my time with your "hate." And language wise I speak three. And cultural wise I occupy many. And professionally, I open new markets. And romantically, I get get hoes. And safety wise, I get "down and dirty." And conversationally, I get deep.
You're the type of person that creates 0% value in everything and exists to find / nitpick the production of others.
Readers of Meat Loaf posts: This is the first-time in three years that we've had a "hen" dressed in men's clothing occupy our Nicaraguan pages so we're doing goo staying under the radar
SE Asia Joe, what time is the bridge game?[/QUOTE]
Oooooh... Like I said previously .... your Mom wears army boots!! Grow up man!
And good on you...Yeah.... you speak 3... THREE languages!! Yup - sure proof of ....???
And when did I ever say or even mention the word HATE or ..??
Man.... if all it takes are a few words on an anonymous board as this is, for you to get all riled up and..... HATE!!
Yowich, me-thinks you've really got problems!!
HATE... it's such a powerful ... and delibitating/destructive to oneself emotion....don't hate man ..... ain'tcha the Lover boy??
You've really got worse problems than just to content with MY writings don'tcha??!!
[QUOTE]
*** Readers of Meat Loaf posts, I will no longer respond nor read SE Asia Joe posting. Therefore, everything that he writes and posts will not be dignified with a response. This means that SE Asia Joe will make outrageous comments, insults, accusations, and other statements which I will not respond to. He's wasting my time and intellectual power. Readers of Meat Loaf posts know what I serve on this thread and therefore you understand that SE Asia Joe is like herpes in that he lingers and at the most inconvient time(s). ***[/QUOTE]
OK.... here's MY challenge - how much you wanna bet that there ain't no way you are NOT going to read my postings??!! It's just too challenging to your simple mind to not want to... to need to... know exactly what others are thinking ... and speaking about you. So THERE!!
Caio Ciao Loaf!!
SEAJ
[QUOTE=Stevewxly]
I have been in touch with Senior Meat Loaf, and more or less said to him that I believe if he would change his tone and perhaps his attitude a little about being in Nicaragua it would go a long ways toward making friends and infuencing (sp) people, and would perhaps bode him well.
Steve[/QUOTE]
I began communication with this gentleman several months prior via PM and enjoyed his enthusiasm towards Nicaragua. (Read his posting history.)
Like "TJ Texan" just commented, we're operating on two different perspectives. I can't write / deliver reports for everyone's approval although my posts are valuable to all. You may need to read over 1,200 of them, but the information is there.
On ISG, I perform research dating back 5 years when researching a new location.
I attempted to meet Steve last week while in town, but received the PM too late! I attempted to meet Steve last week, but he had not arrived yet. I attempted to aide a fellow-Midwesterner.
ISG member's who operate Nicaraguan tourist businesses have asked me to not scare you guys away 'cause they want the revenue and interaction. Scared? I simply report the life day-in and day-out and what I witness. Yes, witness or my associates experience. These "safety concerns" are not written from the television news.
Truth is, there are few places / cities in the American Hemisphere worthy of fear of travel and those places I seek out for residence and fun!
ISG is just one resource for research when planning for travel / relocation. You still must use other resources for a well-balanced opinion and analysis.
[QUOTE=Water Boy]Meat Loaf,
As Billy Shakespeare said "Me thinks thou doth protest too much."
Why are dogging Nicaragua. Man?
Nicarauga has a rep of being safer than other countries in LA. Managua of course is the most dangerous city in Nica. Managua has a reputation of being one of the safest major Latin Amer cities. But, that doesn't say much, because it is being compared against crimefests like: Rio, Mex City, and other gangsta ghettos. Despite Managua's rep as being a "safer than other LA cities, " there is no way in hell I would walk MGA's streets at nite. Too dangerous.
MGA offers cheap pvssy in some halfway decent clubs (Good time, Fenix, etc) I never felt unsafe while inside any of these clubs. There is decent mongering to be had in MGA. Sure you can pay $15 a pop in Managua's brothels.
Despite, the above, I will probably never return to MGA.
Why? Because There is nothing else to do in MGA. It has no other redeeming value. There is no beauty, no landscape, no charm. Just cheap putas.
Joe Tourist will take a side trip from CR, and land in Managua and spend 1-2 days there tops, and then get back on a bus to nearby SJ, Costa Rica with its more pleasant surroundings.
Even Quito, Ecuador is more pleasant for non-sex tourism. MGA has nothing to offer besides cheap putas, and cheap putas can be found elsewhere in Nicaragua and elsewhere in the world. There is no decent tourism attractions, no charm in Managua. Why would any tourist want to visit MGA for sex tourism?
No expat would ever want to live in MGA fulltime, either. The best of Nica lies outside of MGA. Granada, SJDS, The volcanoes. As for Granada, I seriously doubt that Granada has overnight become a hotbed of crime against expats.
So, why are dogging Nicaragua. Man? You don't need to diss Managua. Managua will die on its own merits.[/QUOTE]
I'm not dogging Nicaragua: That report about Gringo Vigilantes was in the Gringo Newspaper and is the talk of town for the past two (2) weeks. This is what the Gringos have been talking about / plotting / responding to.
True, Nicaragua is a safe country 'cause the police do not exist and therefore the crime never gets reported for statistics.
Previous posts detailed how law enforcement is handled: (a) put the neighborhood gang on the crook; (b) derobe the criminal and tie him to the street pole in the hot a*s sun with a sign that says, "ladron (ie. thief); (c) throw stones at the criminal; (d) beat the criminal with a machete; (e) mob violence; (f) etcetera. Previous posts detailed this as community policing. Every block has a security guard who also may serve as the neighborhood thief. LOL.
Managua offers little and any intelligent person would not live there. Granada offers a "Gringo / tourist pocket" and many call it "Disneyland."
I still contend that a Gringo needs to leave Nicaragua at least every 6-months for mental sanity.
Granada and SJDS offer a "more pleasant" view, but the amount of stupid Gringoes and girl's with "Gringo Trees" makes anyone with intelligence not reside here.
Welllll.....if it's the one thing I've managed to do on this board!!
Hallelujah....!!!!
Meat Loaf NOT writing Ghetto Style, not with Spanish interspersed - and actually STARTING to make sense!!
A bit at least!!
SEAJ
Tourists have spoiled the local populace. Part-time residents have spoiled the local populace. Retired Gringos have spoiled the local populace.
Why? The tourist travel to Granada and give anybody a few pesos just to feel good! Tourists travel to Granada to volunteer (ie. give free sh*t) for the local populace. The NGOs have done more harm to Nicaragua than good. Why? 'Cause the local populace knows that they will get something for nothing and therefore do nothing. Some other "sucker a*s Gringo" will come in a few weeks or days and give them / bring some more free sh*t. There is no shortage of "Good Hearted Gringos."
These Tourist Gringos will provide the local populace with two (2) free meals per day. Some pocket change. Some clothing. Or whatever. It's disgusting.
We residents dislike Tourist Gringos. Why? 'Cause we live here; know / understand the populace; witness the regalos (ie. gifts); and co-exist with these loafers / voludos (ie. lazy people) and know that they are causing more damage than good.
Females: With so many "sucker a*s Gringos" passing through on their Central American vacation or Costa Rica visa stamp, they see lots of prospects. These bobos (ie. fools) pay US $40 per polvo plus hotel fees for SW. The "sucker a*s Gringos" marry stank b*tches; purchase / rent their family a home with food allowance and pocket change; get the hoe USA citizenship; and offer her family the refuge program. She then runs around town telling everyone how she married a Gringo and received the above. Everyone else says if that looser a*s b*tch can win BIG then I can too. And the vicious cycle begins. All of the local Gringos laugh at the Tourist / Part-time Gringo resident: All of the local Nicas love sucker a*s fool. Why? 'Cause they don't have to do anything and will win BIG.
Females: If you're a local Gringo resident you do not want to date a Granada girl. Why? The above paragraph. These girls are contaminated in thought. Instead, you want to do everything possible from exposing your girl to the Granada mentality.
The Gringo Tree: Everyone, especially females, cannot understand that Gringos are not rich. If you need money just go to the machine (ie. ATM.) It doesn't matter that they themselves have never used an ATM. They do not understand that for the ATM to work one must have money in the bank account. They believe that Gringos have money and it's just like plucking a leaf from a tree- "The Gringo Tree."
It's funny! If you do not follow the advice of Meat Loaf posts, you will get played all day long! 10-years and I have yet to pull caballo.
"Goodhearted Gringos" come to town to work in daycare centers (LOL), build toilets, play soccer, teach English, missionaries. What these Gringos should do is offer something of value like educational expenses similar to the "La Esperanza" project. Everything else is nothing more than futile feel good sentiments with no ROI.
The "Gringo Tree" is worse in San Juan del Sur due to the yachts, cruise ship, and mansion residences.
Residents whether full-time or part-time are not stupid like the tourists 'cause they live here too and witness this nonsense daily. Nonetheless, we have to exist in this environment.
In today's "street vernacular" hate means envy.
I respect "TJ Texan" 'cause he lives here day-in, day-out!
He knows how to employ Nicaraguans and "el nino esta enfermo (ie. the child is sick) which means, "leave me alone and don't ask me why I didn't show up.)
He also knows about the entertainment locations.
He also knows about the Nicaraguan occupation- chisme (ie. gossip.)
He knows what I mean by SURVIVAL 'cause he's SURVIVING too.
He knows the real Nicaragua, Managua, and not the "tourist trap" where English-only is allowable. He know society via Spanish-fluency and therefore can explore society.
Good Job "TJ Texan" and I was glad to see your posting a few weeks ago and today. I was wondering what happened to you.
Compa' esta nortena es para ti (ie. friend, this northern Mexican song is for you): [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoxXeiOl3cU&feature=related[/URL]
meat loaf:
thank you for the kind words. i don't chime in often, but sometimes i find it difficult to add much.
your views on nicaragua are not only entertaining but also spot on, your advice to the rookie in nicaragua is priceless.
nicaragua is tough to survive in, it is tough to work in, it is tough to earn money in (ask the poor, they will vouch for this), it is tough to get anything done in, it is just tough. but it is a real fun place if you invest the time and, no pun intended, are tough. you do have to look out for yourself here as the folks will surely take advantage of you, and not only the poor or the chicas in a bar, but the wealthy and even the tiny middle class.
they don't take advantage of you due to you being a gringo, they take advantage of you due to being "caballo" or an easy mark. this society in general is very poor and survival is a daily struggle. hell, they sell babies in the neighborhoods, to each other no less.
to them a gringo, or any foriegner, is an opportunity not an acquaintance. the key to survival here, imo, is to weed out the ones that only consider you an opportunity. there are those that will consider you a peer, but due to your status you will still be an opportunity, and will treat you as such. but you have to show them that you are tough and can handle yourself.
if you have the time and the game you can "in grain" yourself with a decent segment of nicaraguan society and that is where you will meet and be able to have access to the better "pro-am's", but you need to watch your p' and q's and not come across as a sex driven freaky gringo.
i don't hang much in granada, too many gringo's and too many gringo's pursuing questionable pursuits for my taste.
managua to me isn't bad at all, but i live here and i make the best of things. i have lived in and worked in much rougher less hospitable places. it is all about becoming a permanent fixture and not showing that you are a gullible american.
my advice is that is your are going to be "sucker gringo" do it with the higher classes, they will act like they have done it before and not be too much trouble. biggest problem i have seen in nicaragua is gringo's taking a skirt out of the barrio las torres, painting her up, getting her some good threads at gallerias, taking her out to the zona viva a few times and expecting her to shed her true colors.
fellas i am here to tell you that "my fair lady" shit will fail miserably in nicaragua and you will not only pay for it, but it will be a humbling experience. nicaragua, where they coined the phrase "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear".
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[quote=tj texan]
your views on nicaragua are not only entertaining but also spot on, your advice to the rookie in nicaragua is priceless.
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readers think that i write bullsh*t, but they simply can't change their paradigm from g8.
[quote=tj texan]
nicaragua is tough to survive in, it is tough to work in, it is tough to earn money in (ask the poor, they will vouch for this), it is tough to get anything done in, it is just tough. but it is a real fun place if you invest the time and, no pun intended, are tough. you do have to look out for yourself here as the folks will surely take advantage of you, and not only the poor or the chicas in a bar, but the wealthy and even the tiny middle class.
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yes, survival is the challenge for everyone. and how will they survive when the atm card doesn't work or they can't call north america / europe family members for a bailout? this is the only reason they are able to survive to nicaragua which is why they become the caballo and victim.
to earn money in nicaragua you must learn the street. to make money in any society you must learn the street 'cause products are sold to the masses. once you learn the street then you can assume your role in the boardroom.
the word "customer service" is non-existent.
they will take advantage of you: i suggest that gringos learn "gringo envy" by residing on the mexican-side of the usa border (ie. tijuana, nogales, cd. juarez, matamorros, nuevo laredo, reynosa) where they will attempt to chase you back home every single day! if you can survive that, then you'll be prepared to defend property and limb in nicaragua.
and you know they would / will never go live in those border cities!
[quote=tj texan]
they don't take advantage of you due to you being a gringo, they take advantage of you due to being "caballo" or an easy mark.
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again, you have the atm card and are a telephone call away from friends and family in north america / europe for a western union bailout. your friends and family are not going to let you become homeless, get incarcerated, go hungry, etcetera, in a foreign land, especially nicaragua. therefore, everyone knows that you have means. and therefore you will always pay versus a nicaraguan.
[quote=tj texan]
to them a gringo, or any foriegner, is an opportunity not an acquaintance. the key to survival here, imo, is to weed out the ones that only consider you an opportunity. there are those that will consider you a peer, but due to your status you will still be an opportunity, and will treat you as such. but you have to show them that you are tough and can handle yourself.
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you cannot show fear! you must get more stupid and dis-regard "common sense" and your future for them to "get the message." prior experience in other countries as a resident will season you.
first words of anyone should be, "no ando" (ie. i don't have) and "no tengo" (ie. i don't have) and "negra" (ie. hell no.)
[quote=tj texan]
if you have the time and the game you can "in grain" yourself with a decent segment of nicaraguan society and that is where you will meet and be able to have access to the better "pro-am's", but you need to watch your p' and q's and not come across as a sex driven freaky gringo.
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for this to happen you must pursue commercial endeavors. you must show them a carrot (ie. money; access to money; commerce) for them to acknowledge you. you serve as the bridge from north america / europe to nicaragua.
[quote=tj texan]
i don't hang much in granada, too many gringo's and too many gringo's pursuing questionable pursuits for my taste.
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granada is disneyland and not nicaragua. it is important and required that any gringo-resident of nicaragua become familiar with granada because this the gringo-network. you need other gringos for survival 'cause they too have the atm and telephone and similar survival skills for nicaragua, void spanish-fluency.
you meet some real players and gringo-access is given to other respectable gringos. if you are a bullsh*t gringo-person the chisme will expose you and you will gain 0% access. just as the street, gringos observe other gringos, day-in and day-out, and this is how you become judged.
walking around town with prior stories of corporate america / europe success and nothing to verify it will not work! burning bridges amongst other gringos will get you cut-off. your reputation from costa rica will 100% follow you to granada. you chasing sw on the calzada and parque central will become your image.
[quote=tj texan]
managua to me isn't bad at all, but i live here and i make the best of things. i have lived in and worked in much rougher less hospitable places. it is all about becoming a permanent fixture and not showing that you are a gullible american.
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those not looking for disneyland (ie. gullible gringos) prefer managua, but we also know the realities of canal 10: ultima hora (ie. news broadcasts.)
true, permanent fixture as detailed by "xdred."
[quote=tj texan]
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Your last two posts have [B]almost[/B] earned you an induction into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
If you write some more real and truthful information, it will certainly be granted.
Also, you need to pay Jackson his US $20 per annum for [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] since you joined the ISG community on 08-09-04. Come on, it's been five (5) years now, "TJ Texan." His corporation accepts (a) money orders so you may remain anonymous, (b) checks, and (c) credit cards.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Readers think that I write bullsh*t, but they simply can't change their paradigm from G8.[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf:
This is true. Some readers think that you write mierda (shit) because you don't tell them the address of the hoe houses selling pussy for C$7.50. They're mad at you. They think you want to keep all the C$7.50/polvo pussy all to yourself and accuse you of writing mierda to scare off gringos looking for cheap pussy. They want you to take them to the hoe house to have their dicks held and toes sucked by 5 hoes like you did with ISG Senior Member. They want you to help them live la vida. They want to experience fucking a young flaca behind the gasolinera. Meat Loaf's posts were 100% stroke material and they want to make the fantasy become reality. What are you going to do Loaf? Are you going to tour guide? Are you going to show the gringos where the pussy is cheaper than fresh pollo?
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf:
This is true. Some readers think that you write mierda (shit) because you don't tell them the address of the hoe houses selling pussy for C$7.50. They're mad at you. They think you want to keep all the C$7.50/polvo pussy all to yourself and accuse you of writing mierda to scare off gringos looking for cheap pussy. They want you to take them to the hoe house to have their dicks held and toes sucked by 5 hoes like you did with ISG Senior Member. They want you to help them live la vida. They want to experience fucking a young flaca behind the gasolinera. Meat Loaf's posts were 100% stroke material and they want to make the fantasy become reality. What are you going to do Loaf? Are you going to tour guide? Are you going to show the gringos where the pussy is cheaper than fresh pollo?[/QUOTE]
I almost forgot about the gasolinera polvera (ie. gas station f*ck session.)
Some of these fools want me to f*ck the b*tch before their eyes while they do what they do best- jack off!
[QUOTE=Tj Texan]Managua is not an athetically pleasing place, but you can day trip out of here and do some interesting stuff, you can also do some really cheap things and get a good bang for your buck.
I have been going to CR for years, it is what it is, but hands down MGA is cheaper, easier (if you speak Spanish and can go without having your hand held), and better for the extended GFE experience.
There are websites in spanish which are basically something similar to AFF, do some research and make some contacts prior to visiting.
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1. "Managua is not an athetically pleasing place" True, so why live there unless you have to?
I have no problems with Nicaragua. I just believe that nearly any other city in Nicarauga is more pleasant to live in than MGA.
Granted, Granada and SJDS may not be the best places because they have been overpriced by the local gringos, but Nicaragua does have many other beautiful places.
For two (2) consecutive days last week I heard truths and challenges concerning my interaction with Granadinas (ie. Granada girls.) For two (2) days I didn't like what I heard.
And like you, I made excuses: And unlike you, I don't settle for less!
One associate stated that I have 0% talent / skill talking to the ladies. The truth is that I have had 0% interest in the girls of Granada. The truth is also that I don't like to "blow-up" the confidence of females for simple conversation. The truth is that I don't / didn't want anything to do with Granadinas.
Meat Loaf posting history for the past few months has been about how mot to pull caballo and the nonsense environment made by Gringos, and the Spanish-speaking challenged in Granada.
The following day, a "homie" made a similar comment in that he has not seen me with any hoes for months. True. I refrain from bringing hoes to that establishment due to the overwhelming chisme (ie. gossip) they partake. In fact, he said that he would have heard about me and what girl I'm spending time with. This is 100% TRUE which is why he / they have not seen me with any girls.
[B]Granada Mentality[/B]
Do you have a girlfriend? What's her name?
Granada is a small a*s town, population of 40,000, and they've been reared together. Everyone knows everyone that is Granadino. They know her history and what you're claiming to be your girlfriend.
With Gringos passing through Granada in droves everyone knows that it is simply a matter of time before you leave. It's not about how long you've been in Granada, but when are you leaving 'cause they know that you're leaving.
And they're looking / expecting another Gringo fool to support the household; pay for the entertainment expense of her and her friends and family; and other caballo activities.
Gringos, with 0% communication skills claim to have Granada girlfriends. Get some reality: What they really have is someone to invite for social activities in addition to her guests and paid for by the Gringo. Furthermore, what they have is an applicant for the refugee program, as Chocha Monger termed. What they have is a "Bobo" stamped onto their foreheads.
Gringa tourists, 99% of the Granada population, are not f*cking except Latin Lovers! They are present for 1 -3 days and gone: I don't exist to build the confidence of b*tches - "Charity D*ck."
[B]Meat Loaf Excuse[/B]
I don't want to play the game, charity d*ck and caballo!
Of course, I could play the game and win, but I choose not to play the Granada game. Why? I don't have the patience nor interest in spending my money. It's that simple!
[B]Redemption[/B]
So I went to Managua and heard my name echo the streets. Made a visit to the house of an amiga and threw her dos polvos (ie. 2 nutts.) Via telephone I contacted another friend and invited her back to my mansion. I threw her seven (7) polvos within 12-hours. She moved into the mansion the following day.
With the exception of one girl, I've imported all my chicas from Managua. I've layed pipe in five (5) girls over the course of five (5) months with four (4) being live-ins.
Granada, is / was a tourist trap and great for bobos, but not Meat Loaf.
For you, Gringo, Granada is the closest that you'll get to Nicaragua and it's garbage. Like "TJ Texan," we prefer the "real society" and not the four (4) block sector called Granada.
I did meet lots of interesting people including "ISG Senior Member" and "ABQ," but my time has lapsed here and all know that my residential stint was tough to stomach.
It was fun sailing "jolly boats" and visiting personal islands. It was fun learning of "the dream" held by others in foreign residency. It was fun watching bobos pull / volunteer to pull caballo. It was fun being a guest at mansions, ranches, and other residences of luxury, just as I held possession. I had to make Granada fun / bearable for mental SURVIVAL!
ADMITTION: Meat Loaf struck-out in Granada with the females! Meat Loaf didn't even take the field, and rode the bench! Other than frivolous conversation with other Gringos, Meat Loaf accomplished little. Meat Loaf spoke almost 100% English, and found the Spanish-speaking community of non-interest. Meat Loaf prefers 100% local-populace residency and not "tourist traps."
Good Luck to those that enter the Granada scene! You will need luck, smarts on how not to pull caballo, and a a stomach for the nonsense.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJXAWOPRgI&feature=channel[/URL]
I held a conversation with a Granada monger who began commenting on "cleaning-up" his Granadinas. With everyone wearing chanelas (ie. sandals;; flip-flop) toes are exposed day-in, day-out.
With Meat Loaf being a foot fanatic / fetish, I look at feet to imagine the flavor of their digits.
Gringo monger stated that he likes to "clean-up" his Granadinas with a brush and AJAX. "Get those feet cleans!"
For me, if the toe nails don't match the finger nails in color, they have 0% opportunity with Meat Loaf. This comment is coming from a guy that wears a French Pedicure and Manicure as witnessed by "Nica Bound" and "DrDewman."
Meat Loaf and Chocha Monger discuss the risks and little rewards of becoming a "step daddy."
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
Playing step-daddy is one of the thankless jobs that often come with American women. I don't know why any guy would do that because the woman pretty much makes it clear that he will be second place to the kids in his own house while he earns the bacon (or Loaf would say, pulls caballo). [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]It's worse with these Latinas 'cause they all have kids by the time you de-baord the plane. You play "step daddy" and 0% rights / access to the kids. It's a waste of time and money, and you do come after the child(ren.)
That's fool's gold: Why a guy would date and worse, marry a broad with kid(s) just for some p*ssy access is a fool.
Expound upon this topic, Chocha Monger.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf, being a step-daddy entails a lot of risks and little reward. Some of the things you will encounter as a step-daddy are:
1. The single mother may pressure you to adopt the children. The reason she will give for this is that she wants them to have your last name for aesthetic purposes. The true motive is far more insidious. She may be getting little or no support payments from the biological father. You, on the other hand, may present better prospects for financial support. Adopting the children will legally bind you making you liable for child support payments in the event of a divorce. As long as you do not adopt those children the biological father is still on the hook for child support payments. The courts will recognize your right to walk away from those kids without liability in the event that you divorce their mother. She knows this and that is why she wants you to adopt so that she can have residual income after you leave.
2. Children routinely use social service workers against their parents. They know that all it takes is one false accusation to bring their parents in line with their demands. As a biological parent you will be looked upon with suspicion but there will have to be evidence that you did something to endanger the welfare of your biological offspring. There is the assumption that blood relatives are less likely to cause harm to each other. As a step-daddy you will not have this protection. You will be seen as an outsider, a usurper, and assumed to be guilty until proven otherwise.
3. After spending your resources to raise the kids they are not likely to return the favor in your old age because the lack of blood bonds may mean that they feel no obligation to do so.
4. The kids will not respect you. They will resent that you’re a strange man in “their” house boning their mother and they will try to get you to leave. Since you are not their father they will not feel the need to follow your instructions. Be prepared to hear, “You’re not my father. You can’t tell me what to do!” The children are the kings and queens of the castle and you’re just a peasant.
5. Women do not like divorced men or men with children. They consider them poor financial prospects. Check online dating profiles and you will see that many women indicate this. Why should a man see divorced women or single mommies any differently?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]1. Why even get married? Guys are suckers and get pressured by her so that they can have access to p*ssy.
2. That is the social perception with the USA. In Latin America, they are much less government control (ie. legislation; court actions; government officials) all up in your business.
3. True. In fact, USA biological children and parents rarely support one another in old age. This is why we have "old folks homes."
3A. Don't forget about the expenses of education paid for by the step-daddy including private primary and secondary schooling, university, and other expenses.
5. I don't see these hoes any different. In fact, I find people divorced bad prospects in the fact they "break contracts"- the marriage contract.[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf posted the following on the Jaco Beach ( Costa Rica ) thread on 10/12/09.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I heard that Jaco / Jaco Beach is a dump!
There are half-finished condominiums all over the place. There are lots of drugs.
I heard that only "sucker a*s Gringos" from the USA with no knowledge of anything beyond Sandals Resorts visit Jaco / Jaco Beach. These rookies travel to Jaco and purchase condominums, drugs, SW, and marry local Ticas.
Is Jaco / Jaco Beach really a dump?[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf,
Here is my reply to your question.......
I heard that Managua & Granada are dumps!
There are half-finished condos & buildings all over the place. There are lots of drugs.
I heard that only "sucker a*s Gringos" from the USA with no knowledge of anything beyond Sandals Resorts visit Managua & Granada. These rookies travel to Nicaragua and purchase condominiums, drugs, SW, and marry local Nicas.
Are Managua & Granada really dumps?
Now a question for Senior Meat Loaf -
Have you ever been to Jaco Beach Costa Rica, or are your questions above based on second hand information / hearsay ???
[QUOTE=Stevewxly]Meat Loaf posted the following on the Jaco Beach ( Costa Rica ) thread on 10/12/09.
Meat Loaf,
Here is my reply to your question.......
I heard that Managua & Granada are dumps!
There are half-finished condos & buildings all over the place. There are lots of drugs.
I heard that only "sucker a*s Gringos" from the USA with no knowledge of anything beyond Sandals Resorts visit Managua & Granada. These rookies travel to Nicaragua and purchase condominiums, drugs, SW, and marry local Nicas.
Are Managua & Granada really dumps?
Now a question for Senior Meat Loaf -
Have you ever been to Jaco Beach Costa Rica, or are your questions above based on second hand information / hearsay ???[/QUOTE]
I've been hearing that Jaco Beach is a dump from a guy who lived there, but now lives in Granada.
Columbus, in his log, noted:
"They brought us barrels of cotton thread and parrots and other little things which it would be tedious to list, and exchanged everything for whatever we offered them...I kept my eyes open and tried to find out if there was any gold, and I saw that some of them had a little piece hanging from a hole in their nose. I gathered from their signs that if one goes south, or around the south side of the island, there is a king with great jars full of it, enormous amounts. I tried to persuade them to go there, but I saw that the idea was not to their liking...They would make fine servants... With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want."
Spacechimp,
How do you enjoy living in Nicaragua since July 2009?
Tell us your take and experience on Nicaragua.
Do you like ninos? Why would I.
Dating females with children is 100% work for the male. Why? He has to tolerate the bastard!
He has to purchase food and other items for the bastard since he's always tagging along the mom.
The child is always around the mother making your time with her less, and your physical contact with her less. As Chocha Monger wrote, the male becomes second.
These little motherf*ckers are always crying, cock-blocking, and being pests.
Some ninos are cool while most are not!
In my opinion, females with children simply are not worth the trouble unless they delegate the rearing of the child to someone else and roam the streets single.
What is funny is that within the USA, females with 1 or more children know that nobody wants them and their baggage. These USA females are worse off than you mongers and take whatever d*ck comes their way. In Nicaragua, every female has a child by age 19 and when the Gringo arrives they expect / think that you want her and her baggage. And worse, Gringos date / marry the Chica Nica and her baggage and family. The only difference between Chicas Nicas and USA females is that USA females have a marketable skill to earn revenues while the Chica Nicas skill is prostitution! What do you think she'll do for her source of income while with you and after your relationship with her dissolves?
Another quick notation is that when and if you marry a Chica Nica with the expectations of taking her, and her ninos, to the USA think twice. The biological father has a voice in whether the children leave the country or not. The same holds true for USA children leaving the fruited plain. The biological father of the Ninos Nica has the family on his side; the Nica mentality of caballo (ie. Gringo); the Nicaraguan marriage contract; the church marriage contract; and other rights. The same holds true within the USA. Of course in the USA, for the father to have parental rights he must file a claim in Family Court for custody otherwise she can kidnap the child overseas and wait for extradition.)
Gringos, you aren't ready for Nicaragua. And you certainly weren't ready for the USA which is why you're a victim of females. To win with females you must be 100% a*shole: Chivalry, stop joking! Leave the work to some chump (ie. caballo) while you get the p*ssy!
Chocha Monger and others, please expound upon the benefits / risks of "playing" step-daddy. I know most of you are WIMPS and will not comment with personal experience which is why you're a caballo and the biological father thanks you for it as he impregnates another chica for you to pull caballo after your current relationship dissolves.
Finally, Meat Loaf has uploaded a photo.
Caballo: The Spanish word for horse is caballo.
Notice how the horse / caballo (ie. Gringo; the animal performing the work)
is the sole source of labour / effort / work as three (3) Chicos Nicas enjoy the ride. Observe how the sleigh or cart is full (ie. lleno) of luggage as the Chicos enjoy playful activities and banter. Pay attention to the damaged cart which is being led by the caballo.
You can see how all four legs of the caballo are in motion as he works to take the three (3) Chicos Nicas and their luggage to their desired destination.
You can see how the driver of the caballo keeps the reins in one hand while the other is free to wave at friends, family, and other bystanders. You may also notice the "modern" wardrobe worn by the passengers or entourage. And you can too notice how one passenger appears to be "jumping on-board" of the sleigh being led by the caballo as it travels to their desire location(s.)
This photo shows males, but females (ie. Chicas Nicas) may be substituted. Also available for substitution or addition are ninos (ie. her children), abuela (her mother), siblings, cousins, debt, enfermo (ie. illness), child support payments, marriage contract, divorce settlement, G8 citizenship, death benefits (ie. life insurance, Social Security, pensions) and other "lottery type" beneficios (ie. benefits; earnings; profits.)
Typically, the caballo is ridden / worked until literal death at which time a new caballo will be sought. As for the cart, it will be utilized until the wheels literally "fall off." Tire thread and sleigh construction are of non-importance for the caballo can pull any and all things that are attached to its back.
Common practice is to place cardboard / newspaper "blinders" lateral to the horse's eyes so they may focus in "tunnel like" manner. In homosapien romance the "tunnel vision" would be / is "quick and easy" access to p*ssy. Whereas, the blinders would be the "low cost" of Nicaraguan entrance and mantener (ie. financial support.)
Foreign caballos are sought after for the "better marble" of their genetics although any and every caballo is accepted including female, child(ren), the ill, and disabled.
This is caballo defined!
Photo Credit: Drdewman of "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
If you were raised in the United States then you were bred to pull caballo. Mommy always told you that a man must take care of his woman and you believed her like a good little pony. It was your destiny to pull caballo and you never questioned it. So you started out letting your female classmates in kindergarten have your snacks when they begged for it. Time progressed and soon you were letting them "borrow" quarters. Good little caballo. "What a nice boy!" everyone said. Then you got to high school and you started dating. You paid for girlfriend's meals and movies. You were growing into a big strong caballo showing the potential of your good bloodline. When you got old enough to drink liquor you plied barflies with drinks. Eventually, you moved out on your own and got a live-in girlfriend or a wife and some kids. The promise of your caballo pedigree has been realized. Gringos make the best caballos. They're bred for it. They boast about how hard they can pull caballo. They are proud caballos. They're caballos de paso fino. Women all over the world know that the best breed of caballo is the Gringo. This breed has excellent pulling capacity and they're very trainable.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]If you were raised in the United States then you were bred to pull caballo. Mommy always told you that a man must take care of his woman and you believed her like a good little pony. It was your destiny to pull caballo and you never questioned it. So you started out letting your female classmates in kindergarten have your snacks when they begged for it. Time progressed and soon you were letting them "borrow" quarters. Good little caballo. "What a nice boy!" everyone said. Then you got to high school and you started dating. You paid for girlfriend's meals and movies. You were growing into a big strong caballo showing the potential of your good bloodline. When you got old enough to drink liquor you plied barflies with drinks. Eventually, you moved out on your own and got a live-in girlfriend or a wife and some kids. The promise of your caballo pedigree has been realized. Gringos make the best caballos. They're bred for it. They boast about how hard they can pull caballo. They are proud caballos. They're caballos de paso fino. Women all over the world know that the best breed of caballo is the Gringo. This breed has excellent pulling capacity and they're very trainable.[/QUOTE]
In Nicaragua, since they have 0% independence, especially the females, when it comes to dating they must bring along a friend! Your expenses just tripled.
On Saturday, a female that I have weekly contact with asked me on a date. She asked me to take her out on the town in Managua. She asked me to take her and her friend out on the town in Managua. I replied that two (2) women at the same time is too much to handle, financially.
Chicas Nicas will bring along anyone and everyone they can when having a social outing and you, Gringo, are privi to pay for everyone's expenses including transportation to-and-from the encounter.
Chocha Monger, the enforcement of USA child support, marriage contract, and divorce settlement GUARANTEE that the Gringo will pull caballo for anyone who yields the reins.
Gringos: If you reside overseas, the [B]only[/B] way to protect your labour-power from USA legislation is to dump / renounce / obtain new citizenship! Without this basic SURVIVAL skill, you are guaranteed to get enslaved / pull caballo for any and every chica worldwide. You are carne molida para hacer carne molida (ie. ground meat to make ground beef.) You are marca blanca (ie. target) for exploitation not only by the USA through citizenship, but by the citizens of the world. And USA citizenship offers little rewards beyond B1 / B2 visas (ie. green card; employee labour.) You will be financially exploited by the chica, via USA legislation, and by the USA, via occupational mandates for the next 18 - 25 years. Again, I'm Black USA so I understand the realities of "free / mandated labour" as was my role in slavery for 500 years. The new USA slave is the male USA citizen with offspring regardless of age or domicile.
I have repeatedly told you fellas' that a Gringo's only SURVIVAL skill and method of SURVIVAL is the (1) ATM card and (2) phone calls to G8 requesting Western Union transfers! Without the two above you cannot and will not SURVIVE and will be in a [B]worse[/B] situation than the Nicaraguan.
Nicaraguans will [B]never[/B] give you anything, including a helping hand! Why? 'Cause they cannot help themselves: Never have, Never will (ie. 7UP soda.) All of the regalos (ie. gifts), employment, etcetera will be returned with 0% reciprocity.
Without the Gringo-network, you will be abandoned, alone, and destitute! Hence, never give the Nicaraguan any of your occupational earnings, housing, transportation- anything. To SURVIVE you must be 100% SELFISH!
[B]ATM Machine[/B]
I made a visit to the ATM machine to retrieve enough funds for three (3) weeks SURVIVAL. The ATM approved the requested amount; the ATM processed the requested amount; the ATM wheels began to turn; the ATM door that disburses the cash opened; and nothing came out. Instead, the ATM machine instructed me to take a receipt as evidence that no funds were disseminated. The screen on the ATM read, "This ATM is out of cash."
Investigating my bank account from the executive desk, I saw that the requested and approved amount from the ATM was debited from my account. The transaction was processed and approved. The funds were no longer in my account: The funds were not in my hands. Instead, the ATM machine gave me a receipt to serve as evidence that the machine processed a transaction while having 0% funding capacity within itself.
With receipt, "proof" in-hand, I went to the bank two (2) hours later.
I told the story to the (1) teller, (2) teller manager, and (3) branch manager.
The teller felt my pain. The teller manager verified with the corporate office that the receipt served as evidence of their "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility." The branch manager said that corporate needs to investigate the transaction. Surveillance tapes, machine error, time of transaction, etcetera must be performed- due diligence.
A transaction that should never have occurred (ie. the approval of the requested funding amount); the receipt should have served as evidence; cash money should have been disbursed to me from a teller; and this situation should have been resolved. Instead, I'm a victim of "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility" and with 0% Nicaraguans to aide me: Gringo-circuit to the rescue!
Instead, the investigation of the "error" / Nicaragua Irresponsibility may and will take up to four (4) months as heard from other Gringo-victims of the Nicaraguan banking / ATM system.
So a cash transaction now has becomes an investigation of their "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility," my honesty, and a Visa International credit transaction which may take 3 - 30 days for processing.
"Nicaraguan Irresponsibility" is the culture. Why? Someone else always pulls caballo and therefore your (ie. Nicaraguan) actions have 0% outcome on the fruits you (ie. Nicaraguan) reap. Someone else will sow for your SURVIVAL. This makes (1) donations, (2) volunteer work, (3) "Good Hearted Gringos, (4) non-patron management, (5) marriage to a Nica, (6) not injected the chica with the birth control shot, (7) listening / believing their stories, and (8) and other positive actions of the Gringo futile.
With each day of residence in Nicaragua, I loose more-and-more respect. Nicaragua is nothing more than 100% expense; 0% assistance; 100% give me something for nothing; 0% responsibility; 100% Gringo caballo; 0% "quality conversation"; 100% challenge; 0% reward.
Why live here? Foolish, stubborn, "ghettoe fabulous," and a personal commitment to "Living the Dream." I truly feel sorry for those of you with real estate investments in Nicaragua for your retirement years. You and your paradigm are in for a "shock" for nothing more than the illusion of "cheap / inexpensive" cost of living. Nicaragua is not cheap: Nicaragua presents the illusion of being cheap! And Spanish fluency is required. Without fluency, you'll be pulling heavier cart or sleigh as the caballo. Truth be told: You'd be better off in a USA Caribbean Commonwealth (ie. Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Guam) or a bullsh*t USA market (ie. Gulf Coast, West Coast of Florida, USA-Mexican Border) than [B]attempting[/B] to relocated / reside in Nicaragua.
Poor Dumb Sons-of-B*tches!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]In Nicaragua, since they have 0% independence, especially the females, when it comes to dating they must bring along a friend! Your expenses just tripled.
On Saturday, a female that I have weekly contact with asked me on a date. She asked me to take her out on the town in Managua. She asked me to take her and her friend out on the town in Managua. I replied that two (2) women at the same time is too much to handle, financially.
Chicas Nicas will bring along anyone and everyone they can when having a social outing and you, Gringo, are privi to pay for everyone's expenses including transportation to-and-from the encounter.
Chocha Monger, the enforcement of USA child support, marriage contract, and divorce settlement GUARANTEE that the Gringo will pull caballo for anyone who yields the reins.
Gringos: If you reside overseas, the [B]only[/B] way to protect your labour-power from USA legislation is to dump / renounce / obtain new citizenship! Without this basic SURVIVAL skill, you are guaranteed to get enslaved / pull caballo for any and every chica worldwide. You are carne molida para hacer carne molida (ie. ground meat to make ground beef.) You are marca blanca (ie. target) for exploitation not only by the USA through citizenship, but by the citizens of the world. And USA citizenship offers little rewards beyond B1 / B2 visas (ie. green card; employee labour.)[/QUOTE]
There is still hope for a chosen few who will undergo the awakening. What is the awakening? The awakening is the process whereby a man becomes conscious and aware of his state of enslavement and rejects this paradigm. He then realizes that the most important thing in the world is generate income for his survival. The second realization is that pussy is bought and sold, traded like any other commodity. It is not something to be placed on a pedestal, worshiped and revered. Can you imagine worshiping a plate of pork bellies or a sack of soy beans? That would be silly, right? Yet guys throw their entire life earnings away on pussy (bacalao) promising to honor and obey it until death.
Like you I have spend many years educating the great unwashed masses of sex tourism on these basic tenets of truth and championing the rights of man. Now, like you I also wish to enjoy the benefits of non-profit incorporation. I wish to live big again, wear tailored clothing, go deep sea fishing and escape the trappings of USA living. So as winter approaches I will join the likes of That Asshole and other brothers who graced the great virtual halls of ISG.
Enough was enough!
As female of 23 years and delicious p*ssy visited my mansion. Impressed by the luxury, she inquired if I live alone. Yes, I live alone. Of course, she began to visualize herself and her clan living in the mansion as well. (I, Meat Loaf, live in this mansion as the yields of 23 years of labour, education, correct decisions, etcetera.) For any Chica Nica to think that they can / will gain access with a lacking of such personal investment is foolish. Then again, "bobos" or "sucker a*s Gringos" are / do reward vagadundas (ie. female bums) with the refugee program.
Using her bastard as the excuse for not being able to serve me p*ssy on a platter, I suggested that she bring the "rug rat" along and that he may sleep in a spare bedroom.
They arrived with more Samsonite than the store! She paid, US $2.50, for their transportation to the mansion.
Watching television on the sofa, the little motherf*cker was all over the "mom." I couldn't find a place on her body for myself due to his cock-blocking.
The nino wanted to watch cartoons all day, all night.
The nino had 0% conversation.
Before my eyes, I witnessed her parenting skills. I've never been "Captain Save-a-Hoe" or "Pro Mother" at the expense of fatherhood, like most males who are b*tches. The law of nature dictates that a mother's love is the best: The law of nature dictates that males f*ck as many women as possible, impregnating them along the way. So, if you / society / American Women want to use the "law of nature" argument, I'll shoot loads. If they want to use the "best fit" test, I'll rear the offspring and she can go make a baby with some other looser. I, Meat Loaf, don't give a f*ck. Of course, the USA and society will attempt to "punish" males financially for obeying the "law of nature," but 100% of nothing = nothing. Furthermore, females don't care about money except to fleece. Females want to f*ck and as "single-mother" they have limited options 'cause don't nobody want that Samsonite luggage.
While the mom and I slept in my California King Size Bed, the nino was crying out, "Momma, momma, momma." While I was knee-deep in the p*ssy, the nino was knocking at the door. While I was a victim to "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility," he yearned for fruits.
Not having been around children for at least four (4) years, I forgot how much I dislike ninos. Actually, I don't like ninos in my realm. If they are yours, that's cool as long as I don't have to deal with them. (I'm age 34.)
Some ninos are cool, but not worth my financial assistance.
Having had enough of the nino, who wasn't a bad child, I told them to hit the road.
Again, playing step-daddy is nothing more 100% expense for 0% of the reward. I didn't get the broad pregnant and do not know under what conditions she conceived. Nor am I working for his SURVIVAL just to maintain p*ssy access based upon paying for his SURVIVAL.
"Nicaraguan Irresponsibility" presented its head again by the girl not having US $2.50 to get back home with her nino. What? You traveled across the country with 0% money for food and 0% money to return home! Oh, so somebody else has to support you and take care of you. Baggage.
I instructed her to go outside and panhandle on the Calzada. "Pride" wouldn't allow her to. LOL. Instead, she called home to instruct someone to pawn a household item and bring the proceeds across the country to her so that she may return home. (What kind of logic is this?) Panhandling is a lot simpler and quicker. Loosing more and more respect for this "mom," I instructed a neighbor to give (ie. areglar), not loan, her US $2.50 to get back home. And never come back.
The amount of "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility" is enormous! And you, Gringo, are subject to it and exist within it. It affects you everyday, just what degree.
Step-Daddy: 50% of Chicas Nicas have a nino by age 19.
I am not "Trick Daddy," and I do not love the kids: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVxwMiDAKCs&feature=related[/URL]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Yet guys throw their entire life earnings away on pussy (bacalao) promising to honor and obey it until death.
[/QUOTE]
That is so true!
They volunteer for financial exploitation under USA legislation; romantic quarantine under divorce court law; etcetera for life...
promising "to honor and obey" the one-piece of p*ssy until death. And at anytime she can walk away with the kids further subordinating the male and his vision of family.
That sound stupid as hell!
P*ssy on a pedastal. And she won't swallow your load; and she won't give you anal; and she won't give you p*ssy 7 polvos per day; and she rations the p*ssy according to your financial accomplishments.
Fools' Gold!
Back in full stride huh?!
Good on ya Meat!!
SEAJ
just as white people living in the usa don't like the truth concerning racism and their racist practices, nicaraguans don't like the truth concerning their irresponsibility!
it was the gringo-network that aided me when the atm and nicaraguan irresponsibility made me a victim. i detailed years ago the need to know other gringos and that the community is small. i detailed how all gringos know each other and who comprises the gringo-network within nicaragua. your peers in north america are not your peers in nicaragua: most would be lucky to have meat loaf as their peer within the usa.
so, i was in the streets socializing due to electricity failure, again, during the north america business day. on the return to my mansion, i was accosted by some nicas claiming that i am pinche (ie. cheap; selfish.) yes, just what i needed!
a can of whoop-ass was opened-up upon the the nicaraguan mentality of wanting / asking for free sh*t (ie. regalos). a can was opened-up on their lack of assistance: when you need a nica they are nowhere to be found and that includes employees on payroll. a can was opened-up on their common excuses (1) enfermo (ie. illness), (2) food for the nino, (3) invite me and my friend(s), (4) invite me to something free and for nothing, (5) no tengo dinero (ie. i don't have any money), and the other everyday phrases they state which encompass conversation.
they / she didn't like hearing the truth especially since the above is her conversation and mindset. the fella understood 100%.
after watching her face turn from smiles-to-frowns, i departed. within 20-yards i was accosted by another nica who told me his "woe is me" story about being in jail for 29 days. as he sat on the park bench conversing, he asked me for a free hot dog. i told him that i too have a story and if he wanted to hear it. of course, he declined to hear "my financial problems."
truth is, nicaragua is 100% expense with 0% reward / profit / commerce and 100% of the local populace asking for free sh*t with 0% effort / activity / preparation.
the populace expects you the foreigner (ie. gringo) to come with a good heart and save them for the day, better yet forever. they exist with 0% concern for their future and daily survival beyond caballos. they live irresponsibly from birth, for generations, and wait for a "new sucker" to enter the land of lakes and volcanoes with gifts / monger / marriage / procreation and other free forms of compensation for 0% effort.
nicaragua is an abyss or sink-hole to the gringo! when will you visit / relocate?
Meat Loaf King.
In the house!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Just as white people living in the USA don't like the truth concerning racism and their racist practices, Nicaraguans don't like the truth concerning their irresponsibility![/QUOTE]
Loaf,
Check out this story. [url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33300456/ns/us_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001[/url]
Loaf,
Thanks for coming back. Does the "average" Nicaraguan have any reasonable reason for hope? Should they? And, on a different topic, your observations of the U.S. has given this mature southern white boy some real food for though. Thanks for that especially.
[QUOTE=Legal Tender]Loaf,
Thanks for coming back. Does the "average" Nicaraguan have any reasonable reason for hope? Should they? And, on a different topic, your observations of the U.S. has given this mature southern white boy some real food for though. Thanks for that especially.[/QUOTE]
Legal Tender,
I too am from the "Slave States" of the South, one (1) generation removed, with decades of "Good 'Ole Boy" exposure. Picking butter beans, smelling pulp, eating watermelon with salt, and getting "whippings" with "switches" by my "Nana" is how I spent my childhood summers. And learned / know how to SURVIVE within the system, but from the oppressed / preyed upon side of the fence. My family assumed / bought the slave plantation where we work, and others earned for generations.
Again, everyone in my family has possessed "professional" endeavors for three (3) generations dating back through the aparthied era (ie. 1860s - 1965) of the USA! We hold and maintain influence within political, commercial, and civic circles and many family members were tortured and killed voicing their right to Equal Access / Equal Opportunity / Civil Rights.
Getting killed is a reality! Having the courage, pride, and self-interest to take the bullet for your legacy is character. It is this character why I chose residency in Nicaragua: The population took 50,000 murders and 500,000 homeless to become a democracy during the 1970s, regardless of political affiliation. While most Latin American countries b*tch-and-moan, Nicaragua took the bullets. Again, political party is irrelevant. It's the character of the population just as Black USA took 500 years of "domestic terrorism."
Hope is not some hap-hazard illusion! Even faith has a foundation for which it is built: Religion and its attendance at church, school, readings, legislation is the foundation for which people have faith. Hope must be built upon a similar foundational construct.
Within my presidential Corporate America office I display the slave chains that brought my lineage to the USA from Africa. I can't erase the stain of slavery nor can I bleach my skin to assimilate as many, therefore I blatantly display / place it before your eyes.
You cannot sit on your a*s; make lifelong bad decisions for generations; and "hope" that you'll reach G8 lifestyle and income status!
I include racial observations in my postings because white USA would never discuss, research, indulge in its discussion, or acknowledge its existence. White USA does everything possible to run away from its reality and always has which is why I discuss it. Same old sh*t as performed throughout USA history.
Don't [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] in the wind and tell me it's raining!
Furthermore, I'm 34 years of age, born 1974, and am the first (1rst) generation of Black USA with Civil Rights (ie. right to use federal facilities; right to attend public universities; right to participate in the country that my family members created.) So as the first (1rst) generation o Black USA with access to the fruits of my family's labour / wealth, I know the realities of the USA and white USA. Black USA arrived in the USA in 1492. After approximately 25 generations of Black USA, I can finally participate in the "Land of the Free and Home of the Brave."
The above paragraph is why I write about the racism and racist practices of the "fruited plain." Because I'm the first generation (1rst) with Equal Access / Civil Rights.
Do you understand this concept? After 500 years of the USA being the "greatest country" and all of the other media it touts, I, Black USA post-1965, am the first-generation (1rst) with "Equal Rights / Equal Access / Civil Rights." In contrast, you (ie. white person from Europe after WWI and WWII) were granted rights upon arrival and allowed / encouraged to reap the fruits of my / Black USA laboure. While you ran away from Europe, Black USA was in bondage in the USA. Welcome to my country.
As Black USA who had to endure / SURVIVE "domestic terrorism" in the world's richest and most powerful country at present and within the world's history, it took more than "hope" for us to gain "freedom" from the "perpetual bondage" shackels that were written into the USA constitution.
The above concept is what Michelle O'Bama was referring when she said, "for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country." This means that the USA finally did what they say. We have 500 years of experience hearing "open to all," but not you.
Therefore, Nicaraguans that do not prepare for their present and future get 0% assistance from me! Nicaraguan families that continue to perpetuate teenage pregnancy get 0%. Nicaraguan families that allow their child(ren) to drop-out of school get 0%. Nicaraguan citizens that ask for a peso at all encounters get 0%. Any Nicaraguan that ask for something while performing 0% labour get 0%. In short, I don't give them sh*t!
The girls at least sell p*ssy while the guys scam / thief / lie for income. Taking a prostitute, full-time or part-time, into your home as a GF is stupid 'cause she's still in selling p*ssy mode.
Nicaragua is all about "give me, give me, give me!" The USA didn't give me the freedom and opportunities I possess: The USA did everything within their power to keep those opportunities from me. So when I see a Nicaraguan doing nothing, but expecting me to "pull caballo" I say: F*CK YOU!
(Meat Loaf desires to earn a Ph.D. in Latin American Studies, emphasis African Dispora (ie. Impact of the African Slave trade throughout the American Hemisphere), which requires him to research immigration patterns, fluency in three (3) languages, anti-African legislation, and other subjects. Of course, racial practices and politics will more than likely deny his university applications, but the self-education would have been realized void the USA-university credential. Mediocre grades don't help either. Capleton: "That Day Will Come" [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Em_b1MzMF8[/URL])
(And thanks to all who aided in Black USA finally gaining "Equal Access / Equal Opportunity" to fruits of our laboure / wealth.)
Age 23, year 1997, within the offices of Corporate America changed Meat Loaf forever!
As the top-producing trader at a major Chicago trading firm, I became a victim of / liberated from USA-racism.
Placing the largest trades, and reaping profits I acquired the envy of "white boys" who thought they should be entitled to performance-based success simply based upon skin color. For they thought having trading equity and "the dream" of being a trader equated to "birth-right" success. Were / are they wrong!
My childhood job was trading! My trading career dates back over 20 years! Pouring through S&P reports; Knight Ridder: Moore Research; Financial News Network at 5 a.m.; trading during high school; attending seminars; etcetera was my "birth right."
Dropping-out my sophomore year of the "honors program" at a major USA university, I assumed my role in professional endeavors. Aspirations of Wharton were sacrificed.
Within weeks, I assumed my role amongst the accomplished and successful.
Residing in the Gold Coast of Chicago; driving a Lotus Esprit S4 at age 21; drinking Moet and Cristal at discos; flying airplanes; driving at Fontana, California racetrack; visiting clients throughout North America; and never arriving short was Meat Loaf. For when I met clients I would take them under my wing and ease their racial concepts / prejudice as they wrote checks / drafted cashiers checks for US $25,000 minimums under Power-of-Attorney!
As I ascended the ladder many "non-producers" developed envy. As I traded Sao Paolo, London, Tokyo, and Chicago markets 24-hours, 6-days per week many held annymous. As I assumed "my birth-right," many began "hating."
How can this Black USA from the Chicago suburbs achieve such success? And it's legal.
On three (3) occasions I heard such statements. The first occasion was when a "flunky" earning US $7 per hour performing clerical functions made a comment. The other occasion was from a Skokie-resident who "blew-out" his uncle's US $75,000 in the S&P Pit within 6-months. And the third was from a ex-Merrill Lynch trader earning US $400,000 base. The racism came fast-and-furious!
Mr Clerical for US $7 per hour: I placed a transaction valuing US $ 4,000,000 and reaped a commission of US $15,000 for one (1) day's activity. He stated, "I can't believe Meat Loaf just made US $15,000 in one (1) day. And it's legal! (As if all income earned by Black USA is drug proceeds.)
S&P Washout: In the elevator of the exchange he confronted me. "You have two (2) choices: You can be a "nigger" or you can be a "sell out" like John Doe. He then followed me into the office during Asian trading hours (ie. 6 p.m. CST) and attempted to get physical. Of course, for SURVIVAL (ie. racism) I had to defuse the situation. I chose the nigger role as offered by him. Assuming my USA role: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LMrdcs4ucc[/URL]
Merrill Lynch US $400,000: "Meat Loaf you're not Black USA, you earn too much money! You reside in the "Gold Coast of Chicago", drive a US $80,000 sports car, were reared in the affluent Chicago-suburbs, wear Oak Street clothing, and are a a frequent guest at the Oak Brook Polo Grounds. You work in both the New York and Chicago office at whim and have a second-apartment in New York. You're not Black USA, you are too successful.
What made these fast-and-furious racist actions sizzle was the fact that they were said amongst other Black USA employees of various ages who admired my talents and demeanor. For the burden of being the "racial spokesperson" was placed upon me as nothing more than a barrier / hinderance / weight.
Within days, I took a 6-month vacation to Puerto Rico where I began my research and study of USA-racism.
My rearing was in an environment void racism and its impact, although 80% white USA of affluence. For the preparation my parents and family instilled upon me came to be valuable after such experience(s.)
It's been twelve (12) years since and everything I view is through a racial paradigm, especially within the office.
For the "race card" is not one (1) specially designed tool, but the entire deck of card is a "race deck" comprising 52 cards plus 2 jokers. Playing the "USA Slavery" card is 1 / 54 of the entire deck.
Racism is not meant for "white USA" to worry about, but is meant to slow-down / delay / confuse / act as a lack-of-confidence against those it is perpetrated against. It may and will cost the victim years, decades, and possibly a lifetime in thought and battle while white USA continues to reap the fruits of Black USA slave labour.
500 years still is not enough of a "head start" for many.
ADMITION: I am extremely grateful for this experience for it has made me harder, colder, and more vicious in my endeavors. For I'm lethal in law, markets, international markets, romance, street actions, etcetera. Gracias.
For now I write legislation as a lobbyist; preside over an international financial corporation; speak three (3) languages; possess a MBA; and still "rip" profit in futures and options. Thanks so much, vagobundos (ie. loosers.)
Most and many are afraid / not prepared / not competitive and attempt to reduce the participation pool. How weak! And you think p*ssy wants you? LOL.
meat loaf:
congratulations on your 25 hrs of step-daddy experience. the situation is sad for these single mothers but they choose their destiny. they opened their legs and accepted the polvos con gusto. the consequence of pregnancy was the last thing on their minds. pregnancy is the ultimate proof of motherhood. almost all women desire to produce this irrefutable evidence of mature and functional female organs. do you remember when you grew a ball-fro for the first time and discovered that you could actually bust a nut? why you felt head and shoulders above your peers. you finally achieved manhood and you’d never look at the female gender the same again. you played with your poor willy until it was sore. if the poor thing could speak it would have filed assault charges against you at the nearest police station. females didn’t look at you the same again because you had the power to impregnate. similarly when these girls ripen and undergo the rituals of womanhood they feel the need to produce evidence as such. mother, aunts, grandmothers and female friends all celebrate the girl becoming panzona. all females around the globe crave attention and nothing gets attention from other females like panzona and the resulting newborn. they speculate on the sex of the gestating child. when it is finally born the new mother takes the baby around the barrio. all the women crowd around to admire and coo at the baby like hens drawn to rep001tered corn. (que lindo ese bebe!)
the child is simply a victim of the mother’s need for attention and her irresponsibility. the step-child tried to interrupt your polvo con mamma because the child knows. yes, he knows! he might not understand but instinct tells him that the strange man locked up in the room with mamma might impregnate her. for the nene impregnation means having to share scarce resources with a sibling; less attention from mamma; if the stranger supports the new rival it means second class existence for nene #1. the strange man might impose rules and discipline ending his unrestricted freedoms under mama’s liberal rule. of course, he regards you with suspicion. and he should with good reason. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cnexiwjwa&feature=playlist&p=6b77fdf7bfa8f39a&index=1[/url]
“do you like children?” mama asks. she is just making sure that you’re not like that lion there to claim the pussy with no intention of playing step-daddy. she knows. the child(ren) know. they know the ways of the jungle! her question to you is nothing more than due diligence. it is not in your interest to stick around and pull caballo for the offspring of a strange man who will later reap the benefits of support from those grown children. like they say blood is thicker than water. the best that mama can hope for is that you will lay some cash on her for allowing you to stretch out the pussy, and that you’ll tolerate the nene in the meanwhile.
La. justice of the peace cites concerns about any children couple might have
Associated Press
HAMMOND, La. - A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have.
Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.
Neither Bardwell nor the couple immediately returned phone calls from The Associated Press. But Bardwell told the Daily Star of Hammond that he was not a racist.
"I do ceremonies for black couples right here in my house," Bardwell said. "My main concern is for the children."
‘I feel the children will later suffer’
Bardwell said he has discussed the topic with blacks and whites, along with witnessing some interracial marriages. He came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such relationships, and neither does white society, he said.
"I don't do interracial marriages because I don't want to put children in a situation they didn't bring on themselves," Bardwell said. "In my heart, I feel the children will later suffer."
If he does an interracial marriage for one couple, he must do the same for all, he said.
"I try to treat everyone equally," he said.
Thirty-year-old Beth Humphrey and 32-year-old Terence McKay, both of Hammond, say they will consult the U.S. Justice Department about filing a discrimination complaint.
Humphrey told the newspaper she called Bardwell on Oct. 6 to inquire about getting a marriage license signed. She says Bardwell's wife told her that Bardwell will not sign marriage licenses for interracial couples.
"It is really astonishing and disappointing to see this come up in 2009," said American Civil Liberties Union of Louisiana attorney Katie Schwartzman. "The Supreme Court ruled as far back as 1963 that the government cannot tell people who they can and cannot marry."
‘He knew he was breaking the law’
The ACLU was preparing a letter for the Louisiana Supreme Court, which oversees the state justices of the peace, asking them to investigate Bardwell and see if they can remove him from office, Schwartzman said.
"He knew he was breaking the law, but continued to do it," Schwartzman said.
According to the clerk of court's office, application for a marriage license must be made three days before the ceremony because there is a 72-hour waiting period. The applicants are asked if they have previously been married. If so, they must show how the marriage ended, such as divorce.
Other than that, all they need is a birth certificate and Social Security card.
The license fee is $35, and the license must be signed by a Louisiana minister, justice of the peace or judge. The original is returned to the clerk's office.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]The situation is sad for these single mothers but they choose their destiny. They opened their legs and accepted the polvos con gusto.
The best that mama can hope for is that you will lay some cash on her for allowing you to stretch out the pussy, and that you’ll tolerate the nene in the meanwhile.
The step-child tried to interrupt your polvo con mamma because the child knows. Yes, he knows! He might not understand but instinct tells him that the strange man locked up in the room with mamma might impregnate her.
[/QUOTE]
So true: "Single-motherhood" is the destiny they chose and I don't give a f*ck! I am not hearing that bullsh*t about the (1) guy left me, (2) the guy cheated on me, (3) the guy abused me, and (4) etcetera.
I also don't believe in the notion of child support. I believe in the notion of child custody and the person with custody pays for the expenses. This default custody based upon gender gets no traction. And then the "Kaptain Save-a-Hoes" step-in and say the above male-exploitation is needed due to male irresponsibility. And the child support stream for 18 - 25 years from the default custody gets no traction.
It seems to me that if a female can get pregnant and she's the one to rear the child then she should take contraception seriously. If she's gonna' be f*cking then she should be on birth control before she spreads her legs. This would be responsible.
In fact, child support serves two (2) purposes: (1) it alleviates the responsibility or irresponsiblity of the female for when she spread her legs and (2) it helps to enslave the male for USA-laboure. As a bonus, it helps to scare the male from further reproduction due to the expense: USA is about population control. If we need more citizens they will be imported from Eastern Europe. Which is what will happen 'cause the USA is not going to let Mexicans become become the majority or Black & Brown skin tones. Can you imagine the USA looking like South Africa? Of course not, the USA will simply import some cousins from Eastern Europe.
True, the best she can hope for is a few pesos / dollars / euros / loonies while the male tolerates her bastards. And I aint trying to give her anything.
I don't want to hear about the nino.
And I don't particularly find motherhood anything beautiful or special. Maybe if it's my offspring, with 100% guarantee, within her womb. Maybe if I was guaranteed custody and fatherhood but that is not the case.
In fact, unless the father becomes a son-of-a-b*tch and takes the mom to family court; takes the child; and rears the child within his home, his vision of fatherhood will never be realized. Instead, the child will be a clone of the mother as the expense of the father for 18 - 25 years. Of course, all females will find you to be a bad guy for stealing their baby or "show and tell" item.
Children do know. For some reason male children always say, "that's my mommy, she's my mommy" as they climb all over her.
That's what I don't understand about these Gringos traveling the world for p*ssy: The same looser a*s b*tches in Latin America are available in the USA. The only difference is the Latinas tell you more lies and bring along more baggage versus the USA looser b*tches (ie. single moms.) I guess the true reason Gringo's travel the globe in search of p*ssy is for the skin color. Yes, they want Black & Brown girls! They can't or are afraid to infiltrate the Black & Brown USA ghettoes for their sweetie. The fear the social consequences of dating a Black & Brown girl within the USA. Instead, they go to Latin America where they think it's better and nobody will know. Wrong: It's 100% worse in Latin America and those frequent trips / vacations to Latin America is not proper preparation and not compatible to day-in, day-out residency.
Nicaraguan girls will tell you that they just got the injection shot yesterday and therefore it's cool if you bust "raw dogg" nutts into their vicho (ie. vagina.)
(The injection shot must be administered on the last day of their period, not whenever they want.)
This is a lie: Do not believe this lie for they are attempting to trap you!
Sure, it's real possible that she paid C $70 / US $3.50 of her money for the birth control shot. Wrong: Lie. She never has any money. Someone is always ill within the household. They needed to buy food. And other "fables" of why she does not / did not / will not spend the C $70 for the injection shot.
She did not and will not spend her limited funds on the birth control shot! FACT.
It doesn't matter that she already has 1 - 3 ninos by at least one (1) guy. It doesn't matter that she can barely SURVIVE. It doesn't matter if she gets pregnant. She doesn't care.
Why doesn't she care about getting pregnant when she can barely SURVIVE already? 'Cause she expects you (ie. male; father) to have emotions and financial support the new child (ie. all of her children, her, her mother, her siblings, etcetera.)
Why doesn't she care about getting pregnant? 'Cause it doesn't matter and will not change her everyday SURVIVAL. Some other caballo already supports her anyway. Who the caballo is is irrelevant.
I've detailed in posts prior that Chicas Nicas don't give a f*ck about getting pregnant. And with USA child support laws and the USA embassy working on their-side to have you, USA male citizen assume your responsibility, she will earn a 18 - 25 year payment stream.
If you cannot win in Family Court within the USA for child custody, what do you think will happen in Nicaraguan Family Court. Therefore, you will be the caballo in the USA and never have access to the child except when you visit Nicaragua. And those visits will require you bringing more money and gifts to her household.
Those USA child support laws are enforced by all three USA federal branches (ie. executive, legislative, administrative) and the USA military!
So, when she says it's cool to bust "raw dogg" nutts inside of her, she would love to get pregnant. She expects you to have emotions and love for the nino. And if she's smart she'll go to the USA embassy where they will take care of it for her.
Nicaraguan Irresponsibility.
Fact: In Nicaragua you need someone to possess the residence at all times when you are not present. You cannot leave a house unattended for someone, a stranger, will move in. Therefore, you need a cuidador (ie. housekeeper.)
If you invite a Chica Nica to move into your home, regardless of rental or ownership, she will not move out! She will attempt to move other family members into the home. Even if the other family members do not move into the home, she will consider that her home.
When it's time for her to move-out she will not! She is not going anywhere once you allow her to move into your home. And this is especially true if she has clothing in the closet.
Performing domestic violence in an attempt to evict her will only have you paying police extortion and her extortion fees too.
The police will not come to the house to evict her. And if they did they will charge police extortion and her extortion fees.
You have volunteered to be held hostage when you invite a Chica Nica into your home. This is true for guests too.
The more clothing and ninos she has within your home means that you will pay more extortion fees.
And if she has a baby with you, then the police, neighbors, and society will "mob violence" you to move-out of your own home. The will attempt to intimidate you through mob violence and police to pull caballo within the home or to move into a new home by yourself. You can't kick her out of the house with your nino: el nino is the secret Nicaraguan weapon for everything.
In true Chica Nica fashion, she may call the police to come aide her in the extortion.
To protect yourself, you must get the Chica Nica to sign a contract acknowledging that she is a guest and not tenant. For then you can throw the b*tch onto the street at will. Otherwise you will get extorted.
[B]US $500 & Microwave Oven:[/B] The last Gringo-Chica Nica extortion I heard cost the Gringo US $500 and a microwave oven. He had to starve her out of the house: He did not buy any groceries and therefore she had nothing to eat. He also didn't pay the electricity bill and the lights got cut off. This took about 4 weeks. During this time the Gringo had to move-in with Gringo friends. Finally she left, but not after he had to pay her the US $500 and the microwave oven.
With the global crisis crushing G8 and the other 216 countries of the world, Nicaragua is feeling it!
With Europe and North America keeping humanitarian aide from Nicaragua based upon the elections of 2008, Nicaragua is feeling it!
With the situation in Honduras still lingering after three (3) months, Nicaragua is cognizant of yesteryear.
Throughout the entire country administrators have increased multas (ie. fines), publicity, and rhetoric.
As is the case in Managua, Granada has political graffiti on every block.
[quote=meat loaf] that's what i don't understand about these gringos traveling the world for p*ssy: the same looser a*s b*tches in latin america are available in the usa. the only difference is the latinas tell you more lies and bring along more baggage versus the usa looser b*tches (ie. single moms.) i guess the true reason gringo's travel the globe in search of p*ssy is for the skin color. yes, they want black & brown girls! they can't or are afraid to infiltrate the black & brown usa ghettoes for their sweetie. the fear the social consequences of dating a black & brown girl within the usa. instead, they go to latin america where they think it's better and nobody will know. wrong: it's 100% worse in latin america and those frequent trips / vacations to latin america is not proper preparation and not compatible to day-in, day-out residency.[/quote]
meat loaf:
gringos love sniffing, fingering, sucking, fucking that chocolate and cinnamon pussy with 100% anonymity! they spread the two halves of that dark lipped hairy oyster in search of that wet pearlescent moist pink flesh. they crave that dark pussy like crack a addict anticipating his next fix. like all addicts they try to maintain an air of respectability at home. now, you don’t really expect gringos to sneak into the ghetto for that brown sugar the way great grand pappy snuck into the barn when madam was asleep do you? of course, back then there really weren’t any consequences to speak of as such. if great grand mammy saw some yeller looking children running around on the plantation great grand pappy just explained that he was breeding mulattoes because they brought a higher price. there wasn’t any of that going south of the border shit. any gringo worth his salt had a stable of colored hoes.
today it’s an entirely different story. brown sugar loving gringos can expect very real consequences if their peers found out about their chocolate and cinnamon indulgences. in latin america the maids servicing the gringo housing facilities often found pictures of the gringos’ latina lovers in the trash cans at the end of the gringos’ stay. the word soon got around town that letting gringos take revealing photos wasn’t a very good idea. you see the gringos had to discard all evidence of their brown pussy adventures before returning home to u.s. society. they didn’t even bother to tear up the photos and they landed in the hands of the local maids who passed them around. eventually someone who recognized the girl in the photo would bring the gossip back to the barrio. mr. gringo would be long gone by then leaving the girl to face her shame alone.
i know one gringo who brought his brown girl home to the u.s. he ended up having to pull a gun dirty harry style on his parents to protect her. most gringos are not that brave though. i know another young gringo from houston, texas who had a taste for dark meat from his teens. his mother was a “good southern lady” so she was appalled at junior’s appetites, so much so that she sent him for therapy. of course, it didn’t cure his addiction. he just crept around the black and hispanic neighborhoods in secret. one redneck cop told me that if he saw a white guy coming out of one of the aforementioned neighborhoods he pulled him over. he said there are only two reasons why white guys went into those areas and they were drugs and pussy.
sure there are tons of latinas wanting to give that pussy to a gringo but there aren’t many takers though. why? it’s the lack of 100% anonymity and deniability. he can’t take her to his friend’s house or corporate socials without a heck of a lot of explaining. it might mean the lost of his golden handcuffs. plus he doesn't want to condemn his offspring to a life of hardship and second class citizenship. it’s much better to keep that shit abroad. can you blame him?
meatloaf you are the best.
one of my favorite posters and your are super smart and i love the" pullin caballo " metaphor, but this post was rediculas.
we travel, not for marrage nor girlfriends, but for p4p, semi pros, party, good times. because of the sex prison. this is visit not residency. i don't want thier probs and i do not sponser, ever. my money is all mine. this does not exist in usa on this scale for this price. i love all women, and as we all know americanas are the fatest and america sux compared to colombia, thai, p. i., peru, argentina, cambodia, etc. etc. skin color? what russia, amsterdam is hella far away and not as good. and again there are white latinas.
also, choca monger, what?
that is completely false. i live in the southwest usa, numerous cities and there are mass latinos here. there is absolutley no shame in lusting for latinas! i love the culture of ticos and others and in many countries they are very pure spainish blood and are white, whiter than me, pure spanish no indigineous blood mix. anonymity? thats rediculas! for me and everyone i know, in fact i think higher of latinas than whites. personally prefer asians, and latinas. i aslo find black from many other countries way more pleasent than aa women. in other posts there are extensive convos about males dating lower, outside their own class, but not women. man i don't know where your from, or any of that crazy logic, but i sense a sublime resentment, bitterness
p. s. your both gringos, negros is a form of gringo, as farang is any foreigner also
peace and nothing personal, keep up the great insite meat loaf! out
originally posted by meat loaf
that's what i don't understand about these gringos traveling the world for p*ssy: the same looser a*s b*tches in latin america are available in the usa. the only difference is the latinas tell you more lies and bring along more baggage versus the usa looser b*tches (ie. single moms.) i guess the true reason gringo's travel the globe in search of p*ssy is for the skin color. yes, they want black & brown girls! they can't or are afraid to infiltrate the black & brown usa ghettoes for their sweetie. the fear the social consequences of dating a black & brown girl within the usa. instead, they go to latin america where they think it's better and nobody will know. wrong: it's 100% worse in latin america and those frequent trips / vacations to latin america is not proper preparation and not compatible to day-in, day-out residency.
[quote=chocha monger]meat loaf:
gringos love sniffing, fingering, sucking, fucking that chocolate and cinnamon pussy with 100% anonymity! they spread the two halves of that dark lipped hairy oyster in search of that wet pearlescent moist pink flesh. they crave that dark pussy like crack a addict anticipating his next fix. like all addicts they try to maintain an air of respectability at home. now, you don’t really expect gringos to sneak into the ghetto for that brown sugar the way great grand pappy snuck into the barn when madam was asleep do you? of course, back then there really weren’t any consequences to speak of as such. if great grand mammy saw some yeller looking children running around on the plantation great grand pappy just explained that he was breeding mulattoes because they brought a higher price. there wasn’t any of that going south of the border shit. any gringo worth his salt had a stable of colored hoes.
today it’s an entirely different story. brown sugar loving gringos can expect very real consequences if their peers found out about their chocolate and cinnamon indulgences. in latin america the maids servicing the gringo housing facilities often found pictures of the gringos’ latina lovers in the trash cans at the end of the gringos’ stay. the word soon got around town that letting gringos take revealing photos wasn’t a very good idea. you see the gringos had to discard all evidence of their brown pussy adventures before returning home to u.s. society. they didn’t even bother to tear up the photos and they landed in the hands of the local maids who passed them around. eventually someone who recognized the girl in the photo would bring the gossip back to the barrio. mr. gringo would be long gone by then leaving the girl to face her shame alone.
i know one gringo who brought his brown girl home to the u.s. he ended up having to pull a gun dirty harry style on his parents to protect her. most gringos are not that brave though. i know another young gringo from houston, texas who had a taste for dark meat from his teens. his mother was a “good southern lady” so she was appalled at junior’s appetites, so much so that she sent him for therapy. of course, it didn’t cure his addiction. he just crept around the black and hispanic neighborhoods in secret. one redneck cop told me that if he saw a white guy coming out of one of the aforementioned neighborhoods he pulled him over. he said there are only two reasons why white guys went into those areas and they were drugs and pussy.
sure there are tons of latinas wanting to give that pussy to a gringo but there aren’t many takers though. why? it’s the lack of 100% anonymity and deniability. he can’t take her to his friend’s house or corporate socials without a heck of a lot of explaining. it might mean the lost of his golden handcuffs. plus he doesn't want to condemn his offspring to a life of hardship and second class citizenship. it’s much better to keep that shit abroad. can you blame him?[/quote]
Originally Posted by Meat Loaf
That's what I don't understand about these Gringos traveling the world for p*ssy: The same looser a*s b*tches in Latin America are available in the USA. The only difference is the Latinas tell you more lies and bring along more baggage versus the USA looser b*tches (ie. single moms.) I guess the true reason Gringo's travel the globe in search of p*ssy is for the skin color. Yes, they want Black & Brown girls! They can't or are afraid to infiltrate the Black & Brown USA ghettoes for their sweetie. The fear the social consequences of dating a Black & Brown girl within the USA. Instead, they go to Latin America where they think it's better and nobody will know. Wrong: It's 100% worse in Latin America and those frequent trips / vacations to Latin America is not proper preparation and not compatible to day-in, day-out residency.
I think it is part of our basic instinct to explorer and conquer new territory.
Speaking for myself and the crew that I travel with ( middle class black guy's from their mid 30's to mid 40's) we role merely for the adrenaline rush and bragging rights! For most of us there is nothing like visiting a new land and tasting some of it's fruit that is has to offer, and of course for us their is no stigma attached to eating brown fruit or sucking on black fruit, hell for that matter even yellow fruit.
For the other members here I have met a few (white ones) and for the most part I would say that the same is true for them, at least the ones that I have had the pleasure of meeting!
One point that Loaf mentioned is how they (Gringos) are willing to search the barrios & favelas of Latin America in search of the sweetest fruit, for fear of being outted in the States. I live in Los Angeles, and the Latinas here are as different as night and day from the rest of Latin America! Hell I even view Mexico as being entirely different from the rest of Latin America, their attitude, the women and the flavor of the country in my opinion are entirely different then the rest of Latin America.
Why not search in the hoods of the U.S.? Again I live in L.A. and I have been fortunate enough to have traveled to some of the worse barrios, favelas and shit holes in South East Asia. Every time I feel a need to venture, to one of these hoods the locals tell me. Mr. Passion your crazy, but let me tell you their hoods can't hold a fucking candle to the likes of Pomona, CA, East Los Angeles, South Central L.A. D.C. etc!
So in my opinion, I would much rather go hood rat chasing in a Latin American barrio as opposed to chasing them in L.A.
The other thing is I'm 47 and have been heading down South for about 7 years now, and every time I have gone there I have always had a women from 10 to 15 years my junior hit on me, even when I have been at a club with my normal middle class chica.
Trust me I am not a boo, boo the fool, and for the most part I do realize it is for that magic carpet ride back to the States, but you know what I will take it. Now tell me where are you going to find that shit in the States, at my age or hell even for most gringos half my age?
as detailed in prior meat loaf posts, many a "hustler," "duck-and-diver," and "scamster" pass through the "friendly gringo confines." with nicaragua not requiring any visa stamp from the majority of the world's countries, any and everyone can enter. convicted criminals, those waiting for indictment, those with warrants and others are / may be amongst your peers. therefore, unless you are an "upstanding" person like myself, meat loaf, with verifiable proof of your nicaraguan-purpose, then you may be hearing and believing fables.
within gringo communities on foreign lands is a fellow trust of your countryman or native-english speaker. this trust allows everyone to survive, develop friendships, and conduct commerce or exploitation. those of ill-refute may seize this trust while others perform risk management measures as to not become a victim.
to survive nicaragua involves both chica nicas and gringo-peers!
[b]put it on the tab[/b]
the foundation of the "jersey shuffle" is good conversation, a pretty smile, and touts of prior commercial success. also, establishing rapport with management upon entrance into an establishment helps instill fellow-gringo trust and confidence. as such, request the opening of a "tab" from management. this should be done while consuming adult beverages, food, and conversation with management for it allows management to become emotionally invested into the practicioner of the "jersey shuffle."
a professional "jersey shuffle" involves this format being performed at 5 - 10 different establishments.
[b]pen & tab[/b]
a professional "jersey shuffle" is when you drink big, smoke big, and converse big. confident practicioners of the "jersey shuffle" may also eat big. easy flowing conversation, an attractive smile, and great companionship with a fellow-gringo is all that is required.
when it's time for you to leave the location, but only after getting intoxicated, you instruct the wait staff to bring you a pen and the tab. the wait staff may state that only cash is accepted so a "jersey shuffle" will provide the wait staff with no other option but the "pen & tab." "it's only us $ x / c$ x in value which is nothing" are the words you use or you may use the words that you didn't know "tabs" were not granted at said location. therefore, they may accept your "pen & tab" compensation or nothing.
this is a professional practicioner of the "jersey shuffle."
[b]us $100 bill[/b]
invite fellow-gringos that you have befriended to a steak restaurant for dinner. always talk big about prior commercial success in your native land. when ordering your meal do not penny-pinch: when ordering your meal include appetizers, adult beverages, filet mignon and lobster, to be savored with desert. approximate value for such meal is c$ 700. for posterity, encourage your party not to spare expense in their meal selection. this also serves as a financial obligation for those in the party.
when the bill arrives you "jersey shuffle." you look into your wallet and present a us $100. nobody in nicaragua accepts the us $100 bill, except the bank(s.) why not? fear of counterfeit and that's too much cash-on-hand, c$ 2,000. therefore, your party must pay for the bill using their cordobas or us $20 bills.
you comfort and console your party by the possession of a us $100 for which other gringos know equates to c$ 2,000. they instill confidence and trust into a fellow-gringo. the words you use for further comfortability are that you will "make change" upon exiting the location, but of course nobody accepts the us $100 bill.
this is planning and foresight of an experienced "jersey shuffle."
[b]the phone call[/b]
accompanied by fellow-gringos or alone, a practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" can / will drink big, eat big, and smoke big. upon completion of the beverages and food, a practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" will receive a cellular phone call. this allows the practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" to go outside or away from the restaurant / bar to converse while the consumed products remain on the table.
eventually, the wait staff and accompanying party of fellow-gringos realize that the practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" has left the establishment with the remaining party members sitting at the table with empty bottles and plates of food. it is then when the fellow-gringos realize the "jersey shuffle" just happened and they are liable for the bill.
this is classic "jersey shuffle."
[b]costa rica, nicaragua, & worldwide gringo communities[/b]
a practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" will begin to burn bridges among fellow-gringos, but personality allows its continued practice. prior victims of the "jersey shuffle" gain awareness, but still maintain association. "shame on you the first-time; shame on me the second-time."
a "duck-and-diver" / "jersey shuffle" requires moving from town-to-town and country-to-country in a gypsy-like manner.
performing the aforementioned "jersey shuffle" may enable its practicioner to live big throughout the world simply by "jersey shuffling" upon fellow-gringos in foreign lands.
the jersey shuffle!
[QUOTE=Larenzo]Meatloaf you are the best.
One of my favorite posters and your are super smart and I love the" pullin caballo " metaphor, but this post was rediculas.
We travel, not for marrage nor girlfriends, but for P4P, semi pros, party, good times. Because of the sex prison. This is visit not residency. I don't want thier probs and I do not sponser, ever. My money is all mine. This does not exist in USA on this scale for this price. I love all women, and as we all know americanas are the fatest and america sux compared to Colombia, thai, P. I., Peru, Argentina, Cambodia, etc. Etc. Skin color? What russia, amsterdam is hella far away and not as good. And again there are white latinas.
Also, Choca monger, what?
That is completely false. I live in the southwest USA, numerous cities and there are mass latinos here. There is absolutley no shame in lusting for latinas! I love the culture of ticos and others and in many countries they are very pure spainish blood and are white, whiter than me, pure spanish no indigineous blood mix. Anonymity? Thats rediculas! For me and everyone I know, in fact I think higher of latinas than whites. Personally prefer asians, and latinas. I aslo find black from many other countries way more pleasent than AA women. In other posts there are extensive convos about males dating lower, outside their own class, but not women. Man I don't Know where your from, or any of that crazy logic, but I sense a sublime resentment, bitterness
P. S. Your both gringos, negros is a form of gringo, as farang is any foreigner also
Peace and nothing personal, keep up the great insite meat loaf! Out
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Compliments appreciated Larenzo!
Yes, I too am a Gringo although nobody every calls or classifies me as a Gringo: Being a Gringo is based upon being reared American and not skin color. Bruce Springsteen, "The Boss": "Born in the USA, [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhRBH8VZ7uo[/URL]
Far too many Gringos travel for marriage, inter-continental girlfriends, and anonymity.
The USA is not "sex prison." The USA is great for sex. Look at adult friend finder, dating websites, porno, strip clubs, Mardi Gras, swingers, massage parlors, 50% divorce rate on first-marriage, etcetera. You may need to increase your income to increase your budget for USA P4P. Elliot Spitzer was spending US $80,000 per annum, but played the game incorrectly.
The USA offers great p*ssy, but most guys are playing the game incorrectly. You guys are playing that boyfriend-girlfriend, marriage, co-habitation, and other 1-on-1 relationship nonsense. Wrong? Instead you should be playing the "mack daddy" role where you are juggling 3 -5 women at all times, just as they are juggling 1 - 3 males. Get a married lady, a stripper, and two other girlfriends: This volume will keep you busy and empty of jizz.
Travel is fun. P4P can be fun in P4P locales, but the same / better hoes are in the USA.
Within the USA, I have never had a problem meeting a stripper in the club and putting her in my USA house. It all depends on how much she needs to SURVIVE. Therefore, strippers that want high incomes, I do not date. This was never a problem for me in USA and major USA markets to boot. Remember that most USA strippers don't make any money and like all sex workers they enter the business as a last financial resort. Hunt for rookies.
Chocha Monger is correct about men dating down the social and economic ladder. This is academic fact and accepted.
Chocha Monger is also correct about anonymity. Want proof? How many ISG lurkers exist?
Larenzo, I too know the Southwest USA, but every city is different. Panhandle and West Texas is one mentality versus El Paso, Texas, ABQ, or Tuscon, Arizona. Latina Lust: Is she a "border jumper" or USA-born and for how many generations. Does she have a Spanish-accent? Does she try and "act white"? Does she have gold or silver teeth? A lot of social parameters are involved on whether your "Latin Lust" will be acceptable or executed in the dark. It's complicated!
Thanks for your input on the subject Larenzo!
Russia, Poland, Prague, and other "white countries" are great for P4P. Those poor hoes want a caballo too.
[QUOTE=Larenzo] Also blacks and women have the most rights and respect in the world in the USA. I have been to 31 countries, and its damn true.[/QUOTE]
I’d have to strongly disagree with that statement Larenzo. Are you telling me that black men have more rights and respect in the USA than they do in Jamaica, Barbados, Antigua, Nigeria and Botswana? This sounds like one of the cases that Meat Loaf was talking about when he said: [QUOTE=Meat Loaf] Just as white people living in the USA don't like the truth concerning racism and their racist practices…[/QUOTE]
South by Southwest that’s nice but I’m thinking “friendship tree country” like the bayous of Louisiana; cotton fields of Mississippi; backwoods of Alabama; Deliverance, Georgia; and the slaves states of North and South Carolina. I’m talking about the forgotten states of the Union where old Confederates still fly their flags and refuse to acknowledge General Lee’s surrender. [QUOTE=Meat Loaf] Don't [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] in the wind and tell me it's raining![/QUOTE]
Chocha Monger,
Please don't use "soundbytes" for they sensationalize topics!
In Nicaragua it is common for children to not attend school / drop out in elementary school. They begin their "Nicaraguan Career" of asking for free sh*t / panhandling / sitting around all day. You will see children age 5 - 7 working the streets: You will see children age 7 sleeping on the street. They will be your neighbor 'cause they will sleep on your doorstep. And if you feed them like stray cats, they will never leave. Instead, hose them down with water as encouragement to move somewhere else.
Unlike G8 where we are reared with occupational aspirations and consumer product desires, Nicaraguans are reared with "give me something for nothing." This mentality is instilled within them from birth! Why? Too many NGOs (ie. Non-Government Organizations; non-profits; bleeding hearts) in-country giving away free sh*t. Therefore, G8 work hard in G8 countries; volunteer to perform "charity" in Nicaragua as their vacation; bring gifts, capital, and other free sh*t to Nicaragua; the Nicaraguan open their hands for receipt; the G8 feels good in the heart and leaves back for G8 with nothing truly accomplished other than "bad precedent" and feel good sentiments.
Chicas Nicas want a caballo and will lie from hello to make it a reality!
What's most important is the girl's family structure! She probably will have 0% assistance / acknowledgment from the child's father. Thus, it will be up to her family to support her and the offspring. If she does not have a big and productive family, she is in for a world of struggle.
For example, a girl and her mother with two (2) kids is barely SURVIVING. And this can be expected for the entirety of the child(ren)'s life. At what age will economic SURVIVAL mandate that the children drop-out of school and begin their "Nicaraguan Career"?
If you get a chica nica pregnant it may be your child, her last child, who lives on the street! It may be your child that drop-outs of school at age 6! It may be your child sacrificed to the streets so the other members can SURVIVE. And to make matters worse, you are a G8 citizen.
This is more than likely what will / would happen to the child of G8.
The child of G8 is their lottery ticket to G8 cash flows, refugee plan, free sh*t, and a successful "Nicaraguan Career."
Any child, her last child, who is fathered by G8, but receives 0% financial benefit and 100% financial expense will be sacrificed to the street! Why? Financial survival, anger, no family connection ties within Nicaragua, and a whole host of other reasons.
Suffice it to say that any Chica Nica you "bed" must have a big and productive family so when / if she gets pregnant the G8 child will not be sacrificed to wolves. Otherwise, you're playing with the life of someone that shouldn't have been produced / born and in Nicaragua it's REAL.
This makes P4P a real danger to your "seed" / semen / jizz / nutt / polvo. You may bust a strong nutt in the Chica Nica; she becomes pregnant; abortions are illegal and carry 5-year prison terms; she gives birth; you get placed on the 18 - 25 year child support plan from your G8 country; and she assumes her "Nicaraguan Career". If you don't get put on the G8 plan, the child is carne molida. And even if you do get put on the 18 - 25 year plan this only involves occupational income. What if you die or become unemployeed?
As G8 you need to have life insurance, occupational insurance, social security with the child as beneficiary; bank accounts for her and the child and her family (ie. you're caballo); and other "responsible" measures for daily financial existence with a 18 - 25 year outlook. You cannot perform these tasks as they appear, but need to establish annuity-like systems where these cash flows are guaranteed whether you are alive or dead, working or unemployed. If you do not do the above, you're offspring may be sacrificed to the wolves. And you're G8 mongering for fun: Thanks Dad!
This is just one aspect of SURVIVING Nicaragua: You're caballo for a middle-school drop-out, participant in teenage pregnancy, no employment experience or marketable skill, and you're caballo for her family too. Some choice in women you have. And you're G8 and can travel the world to boot! Who's the fool?
Some places and people have more tragedy than others.
Within my the past three (3) years of Nicaraguan residence, I've known of three (3) people to die by gun, one (1) died by "stoning," and another has ascended to the heavens via manslaughter. My life in G8 over twenty-five (25) years did not approach such magnitude and that includes relatives "passing away" via natural causes of death.
Memories of his goofy antics, jovial manner, aspirations, past accomplishments, and wardrobe is what I shall always remember him by. Looking over my shoulder expecting to see him, but only gaining access to his alma (ie. soul.)
So sad, yet so free: I know for fact that he lived his young life according to his rules as we all should.
Dios Bendiga (ie. God Bless.)
Yesterday during North American business hours, the electricity went out for five (5) hours!
In Nicaragua, nothing is safe or sacred.
Two (2) days ago, the Nicaraguan Supreme Court changed the constitution allowing the current president, Daniel Ortega, to run for a second-term of office in 2012. The Nicaraguan presidential term is six (6) years.
Honduras attempted to extend the presidential term via legislation and the guns came out with the coup.
Venezuela did change their constitution allowing an extension of the presidential term.
ALBA countries are attempting to extend presidential term eligibility.
I read in La Prensa the Supreme Court may still challenge this decision? His overall approval rate certainly makes one wonder how he could ever expect to win another term, but Chavez is obviously good for something.
Another concern is Chavez's desire to utilize a different currency within the ALBA countries similar to the European states, in an effort to prevent usage of dollars completely. If this ever happened, surely the Unibanc we use for debit transactions would come to an end.
In Honduras, waiting for the other shoe to drop......
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Two (2) days ago, the Nicaraguan Supreme Court changed the constitution allowing the current president, Daniel Ortega, to run for a second-term of office in 2012. The Nicaraguan presidential term is six (6) years.
Honduras attempted to extend the presidential term via legislation and the guns came out with the coup.
Venezuela did change their constitution allowing an extension of the presidential term.
ALBA countries are attempting to extend presidential term eligibility.[/QUOTE]
A neighbor who works at a hotel as an assistant manager earning US $75 - US $90 per month had his day off yesterday. He and his friends began drinking beer at 11 a.m. until 6 p.m.
During their drinking campaign patrocinar (ie. sponsored) by the assistant manager, he bought the beer and some hot dogs. Each liter of beer is US $ 1.75. Each hot dog cost US $1. They consumed at least ten (10) liters of beer totaling US $17.50.
He bought four (4) people a hot dog each. He bought these four (4) people a hot dog each on five (5) separate occasions during the drinking campaign. Therefore, he bought twenty (20) hot dogs totaling US $20.
It didn't matter that the cook at the restaurant / bar would have cooked them some food, for free, if they brought some from the grocery store. It didn't matter that they could have sent someone to purchase the groceries. In Nicaragua, when the Nicaraguan gets their paycheck it is gone within 36-hours on stupid sh*t like this. They go broke for so long that when they get a peso / dollar / cordoba they want to spend it, invite everyone they know for free sh*t, and give it away as fast as possible.
The assistant manager earns US $75 - US $ 90 per month, and spent US $ 37.50 in one day drinking beer and eating hot dogs!
What do you think a Chica Nica will do when she gets her child support check, divorce settlement, alimony, social security benefits, pension, etcetera valuing hundreds and thousands of dollars?
last week, a close granadina friend asked me a question: why do gringos date / marry / court / impregnate cualquiera vagobunda (ie. whatever, any looser a*s b*tch)?
my friend knows that i know the granada mentality. i know and understand the granadino perspective and the gringo perspective and refuse to play that loosing game as played by gringos- caballo. the granada perspective is to financially exploit the gringo via p*ssy and gifts: the gringo perspective is to purchase p*ssy with g8 compensation and to furnish free gifts for "feel good sentiments."
[b]question:[/b] why do gringos and other g8-males monger / date / court / marry / impregnate / financially support girls with 0% accomplishments / losers?
[b]answer:[/b] gringos and other g8-males monger / date / court / marry / impregnate / financially support girls of 0% accomplishment because they want / yearn / desire a mascot or trophy. the only requirement for gringos is that their trophy be latina!
there are a few dynamics and are detailed below:
[b]gringos that don't speak spanish[/b]
if you're a gringo and do not speak spanish, then all you are doing is chasing skin color! this assumes that she doesn't speak english. why is this fact? 'cause you can't communicate with her on a level beyond superficiality.
gringos that travel latin america with no spanish-speaking skills are doing nothing more than chasing skin color. why is this fact? 'cause you can't communicate with her on a level beyond superficiality.
if these gringos truly had an interest in the latina they would invest in themselves and latinas by learning spanish. after all, you're g8 and have the means to study and learn the language. this education applies before you ever board the plane for latin america.
[b]gringos that speak spanish[/b]
gringos that speak spanish are being honest with their lust for skin color, culture, etcetera. these gringos have invested in themselves and latinas by sacrificing for the language fluency. they have calculated their success in latina romance by learning the language. they can travel and communicate with latinas and truly learn if she is a match for him, or not. they surpassed superficial latina communicae. granted, most latinas in latin america have basic conversations (ie. family, ninos, gossip, financial demands, woe is me stories), but he has increased his pool as to find a "gem amongst [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113][CodeWord113][/url].
gringos that speak spanish are not forced to accept any smiling latina to satisfy their lust for skin color. these gringos can become members of latina community or accepted / active participants.
[b]latinas within the usa[/b]
gringos that actually date latinas within the usa are being more honest with themselves and the latino ethnicity. why? 'cause they speak the same language and have a similar cultural experience.
[b]latinas within the usa that do not speak spanish[/b]
if your latina doesn't speak spanish then you're simply chasing the skin color!
why? she does not have the cultural experience of latina from latin america. she's americanized and didn't have the ethnic pride to learn the language of her roots. remember that she is only 1 or 2 generations removed from latin america and entered the usa voluntarily. it was the dream and action of her family to distance themselves from latin america and become morphed into the usa as evidenced by the latina not speaking spanish.
[b]latinas within the usa that do speak spanish, but never visit l.a.[/b]
if your latina does speak spanish, but never visits latin america then you're dating a phony / farsante who holds embarrassment for her roots. this is extremely common in the usa as is latinos who refuse to speak spanish within the usa.
[b]latinas within the usa that speak spanish and visit l.a.[/b]
if your latina speaks spanish and visits latin america you have won a winner! and congratulations! you simply cannot do better than her unless she also resides in latin america. of course, i am assuming that she has a diploma, degree, no-criminal conviction record, no drug abuse, no dis-functional family drama, etcetera. she's a respectable american who happens to be latina ethnicity and bilingual with current relations in latin america.
she your magnet / carbon copy / diddo / mirror image.
[b]latinas in latin america that do not speak english[/b]
pure latina. hopefully she has an education, strong and supportive family, employed, and no children.
[b]latinas in latin america that do speak english[/b]
she invested in her employment, romantic, citizenship, and educational opportunities. and usually she has a strong desire to reach the "major leagues" (ie. north america.) how she arrives to the usa is irrelevant as long as she get there, hook or crook. why? this plan / her plan of north america existed before you arrived and she's just "testing" you out, or riding you (ie. sexually, financially, time, etcetera) until she gets that north american arrival.
latinas that speak english and live in "tourist traps" like granada are "professionally" trained to exploit gringos and especially those gringos that do not speak spanish. she's studied it via language, being a female, and observation of other gringo victims / predecessors and latina victors.
she also has probably taken a slew of gringo d*ck and received g8 compensation, regalos, and offers to "move-up" to north america. she's been programmed by gringo predecessors and now you're meeting her.
if you want a latina in latin america that does / will speak english requires you building her! if you get her there, she'll pull caballa (ie. female horse.)
[b]meat loaf methodology[/b]
within the usa, i do not date any latina that (1) does not speak spanish and (2) does not travel to latin america.
within latin america, i do not date any latina (1) that speaks english.
reason being, it's more rewarding to have a caballa versus you being her caballo. and i said, her! if you don't make the female a caballa; she will make you the caballo. gringos typically volunteer or morph into their caballo roles as mentality. instead, i live in latin america where they all exist, brown bunnies- skin color. they , latinas, have two options: (1) have you pull caballo for her lack of effort, aspiration, planning, etcetera, or (2) she can / will / wants to pull caballa for personal fulfillment and your approval / satisfaction.
what type of caballa (ie. female horse) are you going get? what type of caballa are you going to have? what sources of income will she generate to pull you and your sleigh? so as a man can pull caballo so can a female; a woman!
find the best, most fit, woman to arise everyday with the dedicated focus of earning / generating money for your benefit (ie. food, clothing, shelter, transportation, aspirations) and the benefit of your friends and family.
maybe i'll have to get the manager of the retail outlet to pull caballa.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf][B]Question:[/B] Why do Gringos and other G8-males monger / date / court / marry / impregnate / financially support girls with 0% accomplishments / losers?[/QUOTE]
Well, you have to consider the fact that little Maria Mendoza ain't going to spread her [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] flaps for middle aged Mr. Gringo once she gets to La Tierra Prometida (USA/Canada). Once she arrives she acquires a set of standards at the border or port of entry. She may have sold that pussy for $7.50 in Managua or $40 in Granada but it suddenly becomes worth its weight in gold upon crossing the borderline. At that point the average gringo and his income no longer qualifies for [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] flaps access. That leaves Mr. Gringo no option but to choose from the less motivated or ambitious perezosas (slots). The more ambitious girls find their way to G8 territory by hook or crook. Only the ones without dreams and aspirations of greatness stay behind.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Well, you have to consider the fact that little Maria Mendoza ain't going to spread her [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] flaps for middle aged Mr. Gringo once she gets to La Tierra Prometida (USA/Canada). Once she arrives she acquires a set of standards at the border or port of entry. She may have sold that pussy for $7.50 in Managua or $40 in Granada but it suddenly becomes worth its weight in gold upon crossing the borderline. At that point the average gringo and his income no longer qualifies for [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] flaps access. That leaves Mr. Gringo no option but to choose from the less motivated or ambitious perezosas (slots). The more ambitious girls find their way to G8 territory by hook or crook. Only the ones without dreams and aspirations of greatness stay behind.[/QUOTE]
So it seems that me (1) not dating those that speak English (2) those that do not speak Spanish; and (3) those that do not travel to Latin America is the right thing to do. It also seems that me not going / residing / or being a USA citizen thwarts their attempts to use my back as their bridge from Latin America to British America.
Far too often people focus on accomplishments beyond their borders when if they focused on their native lands they may reap much better fruits. This is to say that those who want to speak English should first master their native-tongues.
In tourist traps, like Granada, the dating pool is contaminated, confused, and ill-prepared / un-worthy of accessing the carretera / bridge to North America with me as the caballo.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]So it seems that me (1) not dating those that speak English (2) those that do not speak Spanish; and (3) those that do not travel to Latin America is the right thing to do. It also seems that me not going / residing / or being a USA citizen thwarts their attempts to use my back as their bridge from Latin America to British America.
Far too often people focus on accomplishments beyond their borders when if they focused on their native lands they may reap much better fruits. This is to say that those who want to speak English should first master their native-tongues.
In tourist traps, like Granada, the dating pool is contaminated, confused, and ill-prepared / un-worthy of accessing the carretera / bridge to North America with me as the caballo.[/QUOTE]
The trick is to train her to be your yegua. Then she will pull caballo for you working in a Mexican restaurant, janitorial services company or domestic services. Are you a horse whisperer? Can you train your Spanish mare to pull caballo for you? The Dos Equis guy trained a horse to read his email for him but then again he is the world's most interesting man. Will your chica break herself each payday upon entering your domicilio? Can you break your yegua or will you be tossed and kicked?
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]The trick is to train her to be your yegua. Then she will pull caballo for you working in a Mexican restaurant, janitorial services company or domestic services. Are you a horse whisperer? Can you train your Spanish mare to pull caballo for you? The Dos Equis guy trained a horse to read his email for him but then again he is the world's most interesting man. Will your chica break herself each payday upon entering your domicilio? Can you break your yegua or will you be tossed and kicked?[/QUOTE]
Can you train her to pull caballa?
Is she yearning to pull caballa? Or has she been conditioned to get others to pull caballo to alleviate her becoming all she can be?
Females are programmed to get others to pull caballo. This is the fact regardless of their incomes. They always want a caballo.
The challenge is getting her to want to be a caballa for the privledge of being in your presence!
Get her to achieve her full-potential and pull caballa!
Don Chocha Monger:
What makes a good caballa?
Is it the same, but more intense than a caballo? Yes, 'cause every guy will pull caballo, but not every female. Therefore, you must burn through lots of worthless b*tches in search of an aspiring caballa.
Most b*tches think the p*ssy is all that is required to make / get a guy to pull caballo. And they usually do!
In truth, most b*tches are worthless; guys put the p*ssy on a pedestal; females think that giving birth to offspring makes them special. With this as being the foundation of female though, one must find a b*tch that has worth; make her s*ck d*ck all day, take anal, and perform sexual escapades 7 polvos per day; and a b*tch that produces offspring under optimum situation.
Even a worthless b*tch can pull caballa, but what is her earning capacity? And how much time / money / etcetera must you invest into her to reap the profits? It's like a job interview and you're hiring an employee.
It actually isn't that hard to find a caballa. What's harder is for the male not be naturally gravitate towards pulling caballo.
Ice Cube, "Who's the Mack": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlkQ6ZCYYa0&feature=channel[/URL]
Educate us more Don Chocha Monger, por favor.
hey meat loaf, one or more of your former employees are out of work with good time being closed. (massiel is hungry along with the 39 or 40 other girls that worked there).
what will it take to get the club opened again? is it as simple as changing the sign, or was there really an ****d girl in the place?
you probably know that is my favorite hangout and i would love to hear they are open and doing business before i get there for thanksgiving.
give us your thoughts please.
drdewman
[quote=meat loaf]don chocha monger:
what makes a good caballa?
is it the same, but more intense than a caballo? yes, 'cause every guy will pull caballo, but not every female. therefore, you must burn through lots of worthless b*tches in search of an aspiring caballa.
most b*tches think the p*ssy is all that is required to make / get a guy to pull caballo. and they usually do!
in truth, most b*tches are worthless; guys put the p*ssy on a pedestal; females think that giving birth to offspring makes them special. with this as being the foundation of female though, one must find a b*tch that has worth; make her s*ck d*ck all day, take anal, and perform sexual escapades 7 polvos per day; and a b*tch that produces offspring under optimum situation.
even a worthless b*tch can pull caballa, but what is her earning capacity? and how much time / money / etcetera must you invest into her to reap the profits? it's like a job interview and you're hiring an employee.
it actually isn't that hard to find a caballa. what's harder is for the male not be naturally gravitate towards pulling caballo.
ice cube, "who's the mack": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlkq6zcyya0&feature=channel[/url]
educate us more don chocha monger, por favor.[/quote]
what makes a good caballa? don chocha monger vigorously rubs his beard, stares out the window at the pouring rain and lights a montecristo. he takes a long satisfying draw on his puro and contemplates meat loaf’s question. then he replied.
loaf, the number one rule when it comes to the making of a good caballa is weakness. a strong woman will make you pull caballo because she doesn’t see you as having anything to offer her beyond your wallet. a woman who is weak for you will pull caballa for you without question. if she has daddy issues or issues of abandonment she will be eager to please you which includes pulling caballa to make sure you always have a ready supply of flor de cana. she’ll do whatever it takes to keep you around even if it means serving tres platos. of course, you’ll have to listen to her problems and give her advice. go shopping with her at the open air market and intimidate would be petty thieves. central american markets always seem to have a bunch of these snatch-and-grab robbers targeting solitary female shoppers. many women appreciate having a man with street credit around to scare off the vagabonds. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord127][CodeWord127][/url] are also plentiful in ca. this is one of the reasons why even single women with a decent income prefer to live with their family and pull caballa rather than venturing out to live alone. i was once awakened by the bloodcurdling screams of a chica being violated in the barrio. i rushed outside and saw her break free from the violators and run towards my block butt ass naked. my neighbor jumped out and let loose some volleys with his cuete at her pursuers and sent them scurrying in the opposite direction. so a woman looking for some security from violadores is a good candidate. soon she’ll be wondering how she could ever live without you and she will be a good caballa.
undocumented central american women in los estados sometimes make good caballas but you must observe carefully. i met one working at a latin restaurant in a major us city. she was absolutely gorgeous, 4’11”, stacked, young, a spinner with no children. so after flirting with her and getting her to pose for some pictures in my embrace, i left with my female associate who told me the spinner’s story. she had immigrated there a couple years ago and her brother was gunned down by a gang who then proceeded to shoot up the house. so she moved and lived in hiding with her mother. she worked at the restaurant to pull caballa for her mother and siblings. therefore she was used to the concept of pulling caballa. in later conversations she confided in me that she was willing to pull caballa for a man who would take her away from her family since she wasn’t able to have her womanly urges satisfied as long as she lived with them. as far as she was concerned 21 yrs with no children and no man was not acceptable by her cultural standards. sometimes a good caballa is closer than you think.
holding a guy’s urge to pull caballo in check is an entirely different challenge. this is especially true in the case of gringos who are trained to play the role of caballo from birth. they’re told that pulling caballo is part of being macho. how do you erase decades of mental programming?
[quote=drdewman]hey meat loaf, one or more of your former employees are out of work with good time being closed. (massiel is hungry along with the 39 or 40 other girls that worked there).
what will it take to get the club opened again? is it as simple as changing the sign, or was there really an ****d girl in the place?
you probably know that is my favorite hangout and i would love to hear they are open and doing business before i get there for thanksgiving.
give us your thoughts please.
drdewman[/quote]
for personal safety, i cannot / will not talk about good times!
two weeks ago i f*cked one of my ex-employees. i gave her two nutts: she performs anal now too. i have her phone number to call, but she's gained too much confidence in her earning abilities. the p*ssy was always mediocre.
i would recommend that you not return for thansgiving and go somewhere else as things will be on alert for a while. go to costa rica or another country 'cause nicaragua will be dead for a while!
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]What makes a good caballa? Don Chocha Monger vigorously rubs his beard, stares out the window at the pouring rain and lights a Montecristo. He takes a long satisfying draw on his puro and contemplates Meat Loaf’s question. Then he replied.[/QUOTE]
See how uncommon it is for a male to even think / strategize on how to get a female to pull caballa. It goes against a lifetime of caballo indoctrination.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Holding a guy’s urge to pull caballo in check is an entirely different challenge. This is especially true in the case of gringos who are trained to play the role of caballo from birth. They’re told that pulling caballo is part of being macho. How do you erase decades of mental programming?[/QUOTE]
For others I am not concerned. I love losers 'cause it makes it easier toclaim my thrown. Only when these sucker a* fools are brought into a position of power / opportunity will / do they matter (ie. court actions; mob violence; police witness; damsel in distress; etcetera.)
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
Loaf, the number one rule when it comes to the making of a good caballa is weakness. A woman who is weak for you will pull caballa for you without question.
[/QUOTE]
Or her aspirations to improve her plot. Someone with goals will also do.
Of course, you must solicit this caballa trait.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
A strong woman will make you pull caballo because she doesn’t see you as having anything to offer her beyond your wallet.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
In fact, all females see little value in the male beyond financial as evidenced by nuclear family break-up and their vendetta via child support and divorce settlement. The every other weekend visitation of your offspring is evidence.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
If she has daddy issues or issues of abandonment she will be eager to please you which includes pulling caballa to make sure you always have a ready supply of Flor de Cana. She’ll do whatever it takes to keep you around even if it means serving tres platos. Of course, you’ll have to listen to her problems and give her advice.
[/QUOTE]
This involves the ability to speak Spanish. This also involves you asking probing questions about her rearing although you know that it's going to be a lot of woe is me.
I've never heard Chicas Nicas talking much about their fathers. I don't even know where the fathers live. Although the house is lleno with family members, it appears that the fathers are tossed to the curb.
Chicas Nicas love saying that the father of their child f*cked them; got her pregnant; and let immediately. How sad: You should know who you're f*cking.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Single women with a decent income prefer to live with their family and pull caballa rather than venturing out to live alone.
[/QUOTE]
They get too confident and presumido.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
Soon she’ll be wondering how she could ever live without you and she will be a good caballa.
[/QUOTE]
Street cred and a pocket full of pesos will give her confidence that any situation (ie. money) that arises will be defeated easily by the male.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
Sometimes a good caballa is closer than you think.
[/QUOTE]
You must converse with her to learn of her marble.
Chocha Monger,
What / where would be some good locations to scout caballas? College campi, gynecologist office, church, etcetera.
Target marketing?
Performing "cold calls" on b*tches seems like a lot of work.
[quote=meat loaf]chocha monger,
what / where would be some good locations to scout caballas? college campi, gynecologist office, church, etcetera.
target marketing?
performing "cold calls" on b*tches seems like a lot of work.[/quote]
keep your eyes peeled for the talent 24/7. a good talent scout knows that the next star caballa might be around the corner, serving his meal at the restaurant or selling him a loose cigarette at the local pulperia. that said, most horse whisperers recruit their stallionettes from strip clubs and ho houses. most of these hoes have great earning potential but lack the required management to reach their full potential. you'd be surprised at how readily they accept your g8 financial management skills. there are quite a few mongers making a good living off managing a house full of hoes pulling caballa. lots of gringos want to savor the taste of nica vicho. you're sitting atop a gold mine. build your stable.
sexually deprived and depraved youth are committing horrific acts of violation in the us. this is the ugly side of sexual repression gone bad. [url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/28/california-gang-[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url]-high-school-homecoming[/url]
[quote=chocha monger]keep your eyes peeled for the talent 24/7. a good talent scout knows that the next star caballa might be around the corner, serving his meal at the restaurant or selling him a loose cigarette at the local pulperia. that said, most horse whispers recruit their stallionettes from strip clubs and ho houses. most of these hoes have great earning potential but lack the required management to reach their full potential. you'd be surprised at how readily they accept your g8 financial management skills. there are quite a few mongers making a good living off managing a house full of hoes pulling caballa. lots of gringos want to savor the taste of nica vicho. you're sitting atop a gold mine. build your stable.[/quote]
it's a job hunting down b*tches no matter their quality, or lack of. and then you get the b*tches that act like they are being inconvienced by your friendly conversation and gestures.
strip club and wh*rehouse recruiting is a staple! some believe that the quality of b*tch is low. all strip clubs and wh*rehouses have the girls pulling caballa. plus they f*ck the girls as the job interview and weekly review.
how can you target high-class caballas? professional outings and other alta nivel communities.
it's not an easy task building a stable and i've tested the waters several times. i'm at the point where i want a stable of top-notch b*tches.
one morning in granada's parque central was a group a females loitering, although loitering does not exist in nicaragua.
parque central is granada: parque central is what granada, nicaragua, is all about excluding the cathedral (ie. yellow church) and the calzada (ie. street with mediocre restaurants and bars.) therefore, parque central is always full of people, 24 / 7.
feeling the urge to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url], the chica nica shimmied her panties down and began [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord112][CodeWord112][/url] in the open air park before everyone. with no shame or sense of privacy she began [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord112][CodeWord112][/url]. when she became drained of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url], she reached into a garbage can for a piece of tissue paper. carefully she wiped off the dust and other debris from the tissue paper. she applied the tissue paper retrieved from a garbage can and wiped her vagina dry.
just as shimmied her panties down, she hiked them up. her conversation with other chicas nicas continued.
in nicaragua, this is not uncommon! everything that a respectable and responsible gringo will / would do is the exact opposite for a nica. expect the polar opposite of your rearing and that is the nicaraguan's rearing. for example, a sh*t load of kids as teenagers; middle-school drop outs; live at someone else's home forever; never gain employment; ask for everything, and earn nothing; etcetera.
chicos nicas [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url] anywhere as well including the middle of the street; the middle of the block; in strip malls; at the police station; en parque central; or anywhere. there is nobody to say, "stop doing that." after all, we're all just animals (ie. homosapiens.)
how will your imported chica nica behave amongst your gringo peers?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]How can you target high-class caballas?[/QUOTE]
Damn Loaf! A pussy ain't got no etiquette. The class a pussy gets is the amount of cash it brings home. A dirt poor pretty ho from a straw hut in the Nicaraguan highlands can be a top producer. Plenty of these poor hoes get themselves an old gringo to pay top dollar for that fine young country ass. A stable full of those fillies working the gringo tracks will always keep you in the green. As for alto nivel hoes it's really simple. Dress, act and speak alto nivel. Move in those circles and soon the hoes will come around with curiosity regarding your success. Just give those hoes your pitch about putting them on a program that will take them to the pot of gold at the end of the red white and blue rainbow. The rest is just good management.
Any gringo who worked corporate America knows about being a ho and pulling caballo. How does a corporate pimp get employees to pull caballo? Offer commissions, pay raises and bonuses all paid for from money that the employee should have been getting in the first place when they were hired on. Low ball them on their salary and watch them work their asses off to earn an increase. That's the way you motivate a gringo to pull corporate caballo. With the current economic climate gringos are thanking their corporate ho masters for the opportunity to be abused. When the corporations no longer need them they let the welfare feed them.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Damn Loaf! A pussy ain't got no etiquette. The class a pussy gets is the amount of cash it brings home. A dirt poor pretty ho from a straw hut in the Nicaraguan highlands can be a top producer. Plenty of these poor hoes get themselves an old gringo to pay top dollar for that fine young country ass. A stable full of those fillies working the gringo tracks will always keep you in the green. As for alto nivel hoes it's really simple. Dress, act and speak alto nivel. Move in those circles and soon the hoes will come around with curiosity regarding your success. Just give those hoes your pitch about putting them on a program that will take them to the pot of gold at the end of the red white and blue rainbow. The rest is just good management.
Any gringo who worked corporate America knows about being a ho and pulling caballo. How does a corporate pimp get employees to pull caballo? Offer commissions, pay raises and bonuses all paid for from money that the employee should have been getting in the first place when they were hired on. Low ball them on their salary and watch them work their asses off to earn an increase. That's the way you motivate a gringo to pull corporate caballo. With the current economic climate gringos are thanking their corporate ho masters for the opportunity to be abused. When the corporations no longer need them they let the welfare feed them.[/QUOTE]
Professor Chocha,
How can you drop so much wisdom and still have time to educate us on ISG?
It's called Blackberry, Loaf. I can spit this wisdom between nuts, maybe even during nuts. I can even do it during boring meetings or brunch. ;)
Yesterday, I made a "pit stop" at a Gringo bar, the best one in town, located on the Calzada. While wasting time I made conversation with 2 caballas of 21 anos: While wasting time they made conversation with a P.I.M.P. They claimed they were from Managua, but didn't know the neighborhoods. They claimed to be from my neighborhood next to Meat Loaf's Managua residence. While conversing I disclosed my activities in the fashion industry- Meat Loaf Personal Clothing Line and Shoes too. They loved it. I offered them the opportunitity to wear some Meat Loaf dresses and they were all on it like ISG readers and Meat Loaf Posts. They gave me their contact information.
Envious Gringos were happy to witness Meat Loaf macking 2 caballas.
Later in the afternoon I came across the 2 caballas. Why are they caballas? 'Cause during the second encounter they talked of their aspirations to obtain professional employment, opportunities, residence. I asked if they had the dream of USA residency. They claimed no. They claimed that they have 100% love for Nicaragua. (When Latins say this it means hell yes I want to leave my country for the USA.)
Typically at this point I would become 100% dis-interested in the girls, but I'm on the caballa program until I die!
These Chicas Nicas cannot do anything unless another girl tags along. That's double the bill for you. Will they both take d*ck and perform a threesome? I'll make them.
So, these hoes are some caballas 'cause all they talked about was aspirations. They were under the mis-conception that Granada has money: Granada has very little money. And if you're 20 years old f*cking a 50 - 70 year old guy who can't speak your language, I don't want the stupid b*tch anyway.
I'll call these hoes to practice my caballa-breaking skills.
[QUOTE= A Personal Friend Of Meat Loaf via Email]
What you talking about being an African-American is the best thing that can happen in the US. The black guys are untouchables, police chiefs and managers and now presidents. Black guys also get all the
fine chicks. And I think it is even getting better. Well that is my opinion.
I see you are living it up being a Nica. How many asses have you had if you were to put in number what would be the estimate for the year. I think you might have hit the world record.
[/QUOTE]
This is another prime example of white people wanting to believe fairy tales.
"Untouchables"? LOL.
"Fine chicks"? On television, not in the real world.
"Getting Better"? He's white; I'm Black and live it. He watches television, which is a script being acted out after many rehersals.
Most white people have one (1) Black USA friend, while most Black USA people have many white friends. My friend is watching too much television and not enough reality.
I've always f*cked about 3 - 8 females per month for the past ten (10) years.
In Nicaragua, I've probably f*cked three-hundred (300) females!
0% ninos (ie. children; offspring) created!
0% pulling caballo (ie. financial exploitation)!
0% refugee plan (ie. co-habitation; USA citizenship; financial support)!
"Who 'da Man?"
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
Most white people have one (1) Black USA friend, while most Black USA people have many white friends. My friend is watching too much television and not enough reality.
[/QUOTE]
D'uh, of course, Meat Loaf. Blacks are only 10% of the population.
If a white person were to have 10 friends, and those 10 friends were as racially representative as the whole US population, then he would have
- one black friend,
- 1 (possibly 1.5) hispanic friends,
- no Jewish or Asian friends (they only represent 2-3% of the population and are concentrated in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles),
- and probably 7 white friends.
All bets are off if they are in the military. More than half of the women in the army are black.
When you consider that one out of every three black males between 15 and 40 years of age is either in jail, in prison, on parole, or on probation, that just makes it even harder for the average white person to have more than one black friend.
[QUOTE=Iguana Six]D'uh, of course, Meat Loaf. Blacks are only 10% of the population.
If a white person were to have 10 friends, and those 10 friends were as racially representative as the whole US population, then he would have
- one black friend,
- 1 (possibly 1.5) hispanic friends,
- no Jewish or Asian friends (they only represent 2-3% of the population and are concentrated in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles),
- and probably 7 white friends.
All bets are off if they are in the military. More than half of the women in the army are black.
When you consider that one out of every three black males between 15 and 40 years of age is either in jail, in prison, on parole, or on probation, that just makes it even harder for the average white person to have more than one black friend.[/QUOTE]
Iguana Six,
Glad to see that you are still around. I haven't heard from since Panama in 2007, I believe.
Very interesting commentary on the demographics of the USA. You're learning and are a great representation of Meat Loaf Post Readership.
Jewish people are white people.
The military males are white boys. I've spent some time on a Army base and didn't see no 50% of the females being Black USA. I saw a whole bunch of white b*tches.
Actually, if you're a felon it is illegal to associate with other felons. Thus, they can't associate with other Black & Brown. Just like slavery, you can't have more than two (2) congregate as to prevent revolts like Haiti. Cocoa Tea, "Revolution": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cez-u3zWYbU&feature=related[/URL]
1 out of 3 is high! When I watch Cops, 48 Hours, Law and Order, and other television it appears that 2.9 out of 3 are in jail. LOL.
That jail stat that they use is skewed. They take the arrests for the year and run stats. As I've detailed, every 2 - 3 years Black USA males get arrested to "see what you're up to."
Paper (ie. parole, probation) can still allow you to associate with Mr. Charlie (ie. white folks.) You can have Black USA associates that are "on paper."
Stop discriminating in education, employment, and social clubs. This will allow Black USA to enter the arena. Since most associations are made through employment, you'll gain some Black USA friends.
Or go / come to jail / prison and visit us, make friends! The brothers need more white people in jail to extort for SURVIVAL. LOL.
* Do I, Meat Loaf, deliver varied array of topics, themes, and issues with superior entertainment value? Exactly, which is why you are obligated to pay Jackson US $20 for such a privilege. *
In Nicaragua, each house has at least 4 - 15 people, family members. Despite this fact, only 1 or 2 residents possess the house keys. The assumption and reality is that someone will always be home to open the front door for access / entry.
You will hear people knocking on the door at all times of day. You will hear names being shouted in search of access / entry.
Keys only cost US $1 to be made, yet they never do!
Are you going to give your Chica Nica her own key to your home? And when you do her entire family will make a copy as to not request access.
LOL.
hey Meat, hows the weather in managua with the incoming storm? Ive read on some newspaper that the storm alert has been sounded. Everything cool so far or is there something to be worried about?
[QUOTE=GauntMan]hey Meat, hows the weather in managua with the incoming storm? Ive read on some newspaper that the storm alert has been sounded. Everything cool so far or is there something to be worried about?[/QUOTE]
Are you going to "Moods"?
The only storm in Nicaragua at present are the Gringos burning bridges and running-up "tabs" throughout the "Friendly Gringo Confines."
Bring your wallet for the extortion!
Blessed!
Much love is extended to "'Da Yard" (ie. Jamaica). As the most brutal slave colony, I extend much love and respect to "'dem boys." The average life expectancy of African male slaves in Jamaica was age 25.
At present, the life expectancy of Black USA males is 67; the life expectancy of white USA males is 82! Black USA can't even collect Social Security.
With decades of interaction with the West Indies, I pay respect. T&T, Jamaica, Guyana, St. Kitts, Nevis, etcetera.
Sizzla: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfBAXx50Uss&feature=related[/URL]
[quote=chocha monger]keep your eyes peeled for the talent 24/7. a good talent scout knows that the next star caballa might be around the corner, serving his meal at the restaurant or selling him a loose cigarette at the local pulperia. that said, most horse whisperers recruit their stallionettes from strip clubs and ho houses. most of these hoes have great earning potential but lack the required management to reach their full potential. you'd be surprised at how readily they accept your g8 financial management skills. there are quite a few mongers making a good living off managing a house full of hoes pulling caballa. lots of gringos want to savor the taste of nica vicho. you're sitting atop a gold mine. build your stable.[/quote]
[quote=meat loaf]it's a job hunting down b*tches no matter their quality, or lack of. and then you get the b*tches that act like they are being inconvienced by your friendly conversation and gestures.
strip club and wh*rehouse recruiting is a staple! some believe that the quality of b*tch is low. all strip clubs and wh*rehouses have the girls pulling caballa. plus they f*ck the girls as the job interview and weekly review.
how can you target high-class caballas? professional outings and other alta nivel communities.
it's not an easy task building a stable and i've tested the waters several times. i'm at the point where i want a stable of top-notch b*tches.[/quote]
ahhhhhhh..... i see!!
you guyses next scheme to get rich huh??
you guyses life ambition.... to become pimps!!
seaj
What really sucks about Granada is that you will and do witness a plethora of Gringas (ie. white girls) walking the streets. Backpackers, cougars, volunteers, Costa Rican residents on their "visa runs", and snobs are what's available.
The problem is: Gringas are only here for 1 - 3 days! Gringas are passing through the "Gringo Friendly Confines." Gringas are not f*cking!
These "punk a*s b*tches" aint giving up any p*ssy.
Sure, they will be here for 1 -3 days with residence at hostels, but they are not pulling down their panties.
Hence, Granada is "all show, no hoe."
I don't know if it's the lack of time available or what, but conversing with them; giving them compliments; paying for their beverages; or being "their guide" is futile. Why? You aint gonna' get no p*ssy.
And the Gringas that do have "Latin Lovers" are usually some bullsh*t b*tches live-and-direct from the trailer park. Single-wide, not double, in Tornado Alley.
If you do get some Gringa a*s it's just luck in a similar fashion to the lottery. It's nothing to hang your hat upon nor instill confidence in the chivo (ie,. male member.)
For white hoes, you must go to Costa Rica where the white hoes live by the droves and give away more p*ssy than a kennel!
on the "main drag" i drank juice. being a tourist guide, i invited a 50-year old attractive white lady to join my table. (i like white women 40 - 60!) i don't want your daughters to mantener (ie. financially support) and prefer the post-menstruation stage of white sexuality. readers of meat loaf posts, watch your wives, ex-wives, current girlfriends, sisters, and other white female family members 'cause they are hunting the loaf.
nonetheless, she shared a few glasses of merlot and conversation.
what makes this conversation / interaction noteworthy is that she's recently, 3 years, divorced after thirty (30) years of marriage! and now she's on vacations overseas to occupy her time and void.
i disclosed that marriage is and should be more about developing / depending upon a life-partner and not,
financial gain.
offspring.
"love."
instead, it should and is successfully executed / achieved when the two (2) parties come to an early understanding, preferably during courtship, that marriage is about having someone to depend upon when getting old.
although one may re-date or marry after separation, they don't have that life partner, per se.
i told this female that at least she has her children- who always go to the female- and her grandchildren for a support network.
the male has nobody after separation, and less if he were a "step-father." he truly is alone- caballo- and must start from scratch. from scratch because he was 100% invested (ie. emotionally, financially, occupationally, marriage contract, socially) in 1-female, the wife / mother of offspring.
while she walked out with everything, he simply was escorted out.
it was hard for her to admit the truth concerning support system due to romantic disappointment / revenge, but she wanted to.
i write this post because readers of isg and meat loaf posts are 40 - 70 years of age, and probably white usa. this / she is your peer group and support network except she left with her support network and now you're alone.
so you travel the world for a young girl which equates to young fun once again after your productive years were fleeced by the recently divorced cougar.
support system? i witness your peers for thousands of hours and the lack of support system.
conclusion: the recently divorced cougar didn't give me no p*ssy! i should have listened to you about "american woman" and how much of a b.i.t.c.h. they are!
"stingy with the p.u.s.s.y."
An ISG Senior Member sent me a PM commenting that I write, focus upon the negative(s) of Nicaragua. Many other readers and posters o ISG have commented that I attempt to scare away mongers from the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes. Others still contend that I want to keep the panocha (ie. p*ssy) to myself.
The truth is: (1) If you want to financially support- be exploited- by a middle school drop-out, come on down. (2) Scaring away mongers from Nicaragua is not my function, it's the lack of function by their tourism board. (3) Not many positives truly exist concerning Nicaragua. Lastly, I write a variety of topics and deliver reports in a similar fashion as journalist.
Positive Things about Nicaragua:
1. Lack of law enforcement.
2. Warm weather everyday, 33 / 90 degrees.
3. Low racial pressures for brown-skin people.
4. Lack of social pressure and norms.
5. Girls eager to financially exploit a male.
6. Spanish-speaking population.
7. Centrally located in Central America.
8. Instability and chaos in all areas.
9. Ghetto environment.
10. Society is eager to financially exploit a foreigner.
These are the top #10 positives about Nicaragua as categorized by I, Meat Loaf.
The negatives concerning Nicaragua may approach #100!
Certainly the above positives can / do not justify enduring the #100 negatives. And remember, I live here day-in and day-out: Unlike others that visit Nicaragua once per quarter, I never leave the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.
we've established that usa males are caballo from birth!
we've established that males are nothing more than visitors within the home of their wive / girlfriend / baby's momma'!
we've established that offspring go to the female!
we've established that females prostitute via the wedding ring, consumer products, citizenship, or cash-in-hand transactions!
we've established that those who play the "status quo" role of caballo will never win, and only sons-of-b*tches like meat loaf have a chance at not getting played or pulling caballo for 18 - 25 years. and then die alone, anyway.
males die alone! males are exploited financially during their productive years. and then the divorce comes. the female goes to be with the offspring and grandchildren. the male goes to re-apply for entry into a new female's life / home.
the male gets peer-pressured to not date younger females. the male gets peer-pressured to date his age. the females sexuality can / is never questioned.
the male applies to enter the home of another female just as he "got burned" the first-time. the difference with this second application is that his productive years (ie. sexual) are gone and therefore is a caballo from hello. just as the first experience, the second ends in a similar fashion.
as the male enters his 60s, he is alone with no support network. the support network is always with the female.
the male attempts to distract the pain of dying alone by mongering or p4p. he pulls caballo again except for an explicit prostitute. when his financial production cannot satisfy the msrp (ie. manufacturers suggested retail price) of the puta, she leaves and he's alone once again.
the male gets prepared and begins to accept that he will die alone and without a support network. he may have temporary access to his offspring, but as a visitor which is what he's always been throughout life, anyway.
the male dies alone!
The lies / excuses are applied in any and every situation, by both male and female, and to fellow-citizen and foreigner alike. The lies / excuses are heard daily.
#1. Someone is / was enfermo (ie. sick).
#2. They don't / didn't have any money.
#3. They don't / didn't have any food.
#4. They have / had problems at home.
#5. They didn't / don't have any cellphone minutes.
#6. They had / have to work.
#7. They had / have husband / baby's daddy issues.
#8. They were a victim of crime / or placed "illegally" in jail.
#9. They don't / didn't have taxi fare money.
#10. They had / have to purchase school supplies.
The ten lies / excuses, in order, will always be chosen versus the truth.
What these ten lies / reasons truly say is, (1) give me some money, and / or (2) I didn't / don't want to appear.
These lies / reasons are learned at birth and cease at death.
Mellow Man Ice, "Mentirosa" [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hI2-yLKZmE[/URL]. (Taking it back 20 years.)
Excellent list Meat Loaf, and I have heard most of them. I have never heard the school supplies one as I guess if the kid (kids) are sick it would work much better than just needing supplies.
I have heard a couple good ones not on the list, " I started my period and the flow is just so heavy I may have to go to the hospital and from the same one " I did not start my period". Of course that was followed by "I am not having an abortion, it is yours and I have not had sex with anyone else since you". I just ignored it and she stopped sending those text messages.
Then there was the "my son got robbed of his scoccer ball and got kicked in the nuts and had to go to the hospital".
Drdewman
Mr. Meat Loaf,
Wonderful reports! The list of excuses/lies are the EXACT ones I have heard from women in Ghana. It is like the poor, lazy, and crazy think alike no matter where they are!
RFLMFAO,
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Iguana Six,
Glad to see that you are still around. I haven't heard from since Panama in 2007, I believe.
The military males are white boys. I've spent some time on a Army base and didn't see no 50% of the females being Black USA. I saw a whole bunch of white b*tches.
Or go / come to jail / prison and visit us, make friends! The brothers need more white people in jail to extort for SURVIVAL. LOL.[/QUOTE]
I've been posting after all my trips, Meat Loaf. Just look up my posts.
Minorities were over-represented in the Army. Blacks were over-repped among males until five years ago, about 18% of the military population. As Black USA has lost interest in serving, the military is turning its recruiting attention to Hispanics.
Unless things have really, really changed the last time I saw the demographic figures, Blacks did make up 50% of the female (enlisted)soldiers. Now, there are demographic bulges depending upon Military Occupational Specialty. Black women dominate the transportation and logistics specialties, especially in the ranks of the Non-Commissioned Officers (which is why black males usually transfer from the specialties when they realize they are being chewed out by someone that reminds them of their mothers) and are under-repped in the the medical tech jobs (i.e. x-ray tech, lab tech, practical nurse)
I was at a graduation ceremony for over 130 x-ray techs, where the 8 of the 12 valecdictorians were Asian girls.
Which base were you at? Depending upon whether it was a "school" post or a large field unit post - and depending what specialty the largest unit on the post was (i.e. artillery, medical, intelligence, etc.) you will get different demographics. You can't compare Fort Sam Houston (home of the medical corps) with Fort Bragg (home of the Airborne).
The reason none of us have ever heard the lie/excuse about school supplies is because in the barrios ...... no one makes their kids ever go to school. Go out into Villa Venezuela around 10 in the morning ... all the kids from 5-12 are still at home. Their parents don't force them to go to school. That is why so many Nicaraguans read and write like they never got past the 4th grade.
[QUOTE=Noguera]The reason none of us have ever heard the lie/excuse about school supplies is because in the barrios ...... no one makes their kids ever go to school. Go out into Villa Venezuela around 10 in the morning ... all the kids from 5-12 are still at home. Their parents don't force them to go to school. That is why so many Nicaraguans read and write like they never got past the 4th grade.[/QUOTE]
I heard a rumor that two-time, democratically elected President Daniel Ortega, FSLN Party, has a 4th grade education!
The little kids go to school from 0700 - 1200 hours: The middle school kids go to school from 1200 - 1700 hours. I've never seen an 18-year old female in school uniform: Every student wears a school uniform of navy blue pants and white shirt. If not, they wear their private school uniform.
Anyone, including you, can have / make / purchase a school and charge tuition. Of course, you can do the same in the USA.
Why not create your very own school so as the girls turn 18, they're ready and trained by the owner / principle for service? That would be so many adjectives.
School aint cool in Nicaragua!
[quote=meat loaf]we've established that usa males are caballo from birth!
we've established that males are nothing more than visitors within the home of their wive / girlfriend / baby's momma'!
we've established that offspring go to the female!
we've established that females prostitute via the wedding ring, consumer products, citizenship, or cash-in-hand transactions!
we've established that those who play the "status quo" role of caballo will never win, and only sons-of-b*tches like meat loaf have a chance at not getting played or pulling caballo for 18 - 25 years. and then die alone, anyway.
males die alone! males are exploited financially during their productive years. and then the divorce comes. the female goes to be with the offspring and grandchildren. the male goes to re-apply for entry into a new female's life / home.
the male gets peer-pressured to not date younger females. the male gets peer-pressured to date his age. the females sexuality can / is never questioned.
the male applies to enter the home of another female just as he "got burned" the first-time. the difference with this second application is that his productive years (ie. sexual) are gone and therefore is a caballo from hello. just as the first experience, the second ends in a similar fashion.
as the male enters his 60s, he is alone with no support network. the support network is always with the female.
the male attempts to distract the pain of dying alone by mongering or p4p. he pulls caballo again except for an explicit prostitute. when his financial production cannot satisfy the msrp (ie. manufacturers suggested retail price) of the puta, she leaves and he's alone once again.
the male gets prepared and begins to accept that he will die alone and without a support network. he may have temporary access to his offspring, but as a visitor which is what he's always been throughout life, anyway.
the male dies alone![/quote]i am printing this out; and in turn, distributing it to my fella coworkers. meatloaf, i enjoy reading your in depth analysis of the game.
Carnal (ie. brother), it's a pleasure dropping wisdom.
My associate who introduced me to ISG in year 2007 told me to stop posting as it may prove sensationalistic in the future.
My response is, if a male can't write about ideas of sex then he truly has been emasculated by American Women. For they can do anything they choose, but a male who even writes about sexual themes is less than worthy, or possessing a lack of character.
Please USA, give me a bone with condom only after I've proved myself in the occupational arena for her to justify the 20-minute session.
I wrote that article about "males die alone" because I live in a retirement town, Granada. The residents are retired G8 and overwhelmingly male. A few husband and wife couples exist, but not many. Hardly any young (ie. 20s, 30s, 40s) G8 live in Granada. We are not confusing tourists with residents.
Anyway, all of the residents are male G8 and alone! They pulled caballo in the USA. And now either opt to pull caballo for a Chica Nica so they can be a visitor in her family and "hope" for a support system. In Nicaragua, your support system is 100% dependent upon cash-in-hand per day. If you have zero dollars, you have 0% support network. Or the retired male G8 opts for P4P and confuses himself as being successful in the arena or ladies.
Those that purchase P4P attempt to elevate themselves by stating after the polvo is delivered she is no longer needed. The other 23.5 hours per day he is alone and with 0% support network.
Thank GOD for alcohol.
I must admit that it's rather sad to witness the male retired G8 with nothing in the home country and nothing here. It's worse if they can't speak Spanish. It's not a position I, Meat Loaf, desire to assume and must play the game smart to not fill their role in 20 years when I reach 55 years of age.
This is why I say for you guys to retire in a more progressive country / society where you can apply for access to the female's family and the family is / would be respectable; not this bullsh*t- Nicaragua. Someone you can relate to after pulling caballo in G8 for 40 years.
I've read the Nicaragua ISG forum and must admit that the information scribe on these pages by Chocha Monger and Meat Loaf is priceless!
We've gone beyond the simple P4P stories that overrun many ISG countries (ie. Costa Rica, Colombia, Brazil) and have actually dissected the culture of abroad romance.
The information contained on Nicaragua ISG can and may save you another expensive trip to divorce court and more embarrassment.
When they (ie. Chicas Nicas) need something (ie. money), they are always your friend!
There's this "clucker" who earns US $120 per month as a store clerk on the Calzada. I've known this "hood rat" for the entirety of my Granada sentence.
I first encountered this "boba" at my first residence with swimming pool. She was walking down the street with her two lifetime-liabilities and I said a friendly hello. She wanted to act presumida.
Two months after this encounter, I learned of the dumb b*tch's job location.
For the past several months I would see the hoe at work as I went to perform various functions.
The b*tch never has anything positive to say and is a "bitter b*tch" of 26 years of age. One-time the hoe asked me to purchase a toy for her bastards and I said, "no." Everyday she asks me to purchase her a soda and I say, "no." Everyday the b*tch wants to talk about Meat Loaf f*cking other b*tches and she has 0% proof or privy to their sight.
Yesterday, I was at my mansion and the "hood rat" walked by. I said hello. She turned around. Wanting to "blow her mind", I invited her into the 30-foot ceiling sala. She commented on the luxury. I told her that another girl was on the second floor sleep. She asked if the other girl was a puta and I asked her if she was one. "Fake Fool" didn't like that comment.
You may recall a few weeks ago when I was jacked at the ATM machine. I told this story of Nicaraguan incompetence for a good 1-week while I waited to get cash from the cash machine. I told her the very same morning of the jacking and why / how come I never have / will / do give the Nicaraguan any regalos. Why? 'Cause when you need a favor (ie. money) they are nowhere to be found. I told her how Nicaragua is 100% begging / sob stories per day with the end-game being a departure of money. I told her this truth and of course she didn't like it, especially since she always asks me for free sh*t.
Without shame, the b*tch asked me for US $2.50 to "feed her two bastards." I told her no as my maid made another mojito drink for myself. I told the hoe "good luck." She asked how she could obtain the US $2.50 to eat dinner and suggested prostitution. She suggested it: I responded, " would anyone buy it?" She didn't like that and stormed out of my mansion.
Granada girls are dumb! This b*tch had seven (7) months to improve her situation beyond US $120 per month, 2 bastards, and a shack shared with momma'. Instead, she wanted to disillusion herself into thinking that she's special / valuable / a contributing member to the global community.
B.I.T.C.H. aint no Meat Loaf.
UPDATE: The girl showed-up today with her two (2) ninos 'cause I did invite them to a free meal. I was shocked. I guess she is broke at present and this could serve as my opportunity to play "Captain Save-a-Hoe," but I will step aside and allow her to wither on the vine.
I'm a gentleman and therefore will not participate in P4P.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arrjqjas2pc&feature=related[/url]
"boot up little daddy," meat loaf brings that second line from the third, seventh, ninth, eleventh, and seventeenth wards.
so i was at a neighborhood restaurant conversing with retired-gringos and drinking red wine when my friend came and got me. i have not drank wine since 1994, but witness retired-gringos drinking "jesus juice" all the time. therefore, i got curious and bought some grapes. retired-gringo friend told me that i would get a headache from the red wine and therefore we went to the corner store for some aspirin.
while purchasing the aspirin i saw the marching band that i employ to perform "in-home concerts" for me. (read prior meat loaf posts. my living room is 1,600 square feet with 30-foot ceilings.)
i told the marching band that i wanted them to perform for me as i walked the street (ie. la calzada) on friday night- prime time.
the marching band of six (6) played "second line" as i, meat loaf, and retired-gringo friend walked the calzada with marching band. the b*tches were on jock; the players were on jock; meat loaf was in prime time.
the marching band played for 30-minutes as i bought bottles or rum for friends sitting at the tables lining the calzada.
what an entrance is what everyone said! meat loaf enters the calzada with second line. who does that? meat loaf on whim!
how great is meat loaf's life? nicaragua made me; the usa can't play me; the b*tches lay me; and i get paid daily! when are you coming?
(and yeah, i know new orleans too, wardie.)
"I heard a rumor that two-time, democratically elected President Daniel Ortega, FSLN Party, has a 4th grade education!"
Untrue and in fact he attended Central American University in Managua, albeit briefly, before he went underground.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
How great is Meat Loaf's life? Nicaragua made me; the USA can't play me; the b*tches lay me; and I get paid daily!
[/QUOTE]
That is just poetry
[QUOTE=Dickhead]"I heard a rumor that two-time, democratically elected President Daniel Ortega, FSLN Party, has a 4th grade education!"
Untrue and in fact he attended Central American University in Managua, albeit briefly, before he went underground.[/QUOTE]
I can always count on dickhead to correct the teacher!
[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]That is just poetry[/QUOTE]
So true and it rhymes.
Feelin' good; pouring B.I.G.; strokin' long; and stayin' paid! Don't hate the player, hate the game.
God Bless the U.S.A. and 'dem African slaves that built the U.S.A. with 0% compensation & 0% human rights (ie. domestic terrorism). For they paved the roads that allow Meat Loaf to grind and shine in 2009. For they paved the roads that you travel, toll free.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoX9BfEespY&feature=related[/URL]
On Saturday, I saw this thick-and-juicy Chica Nica riding her bicycle down the street. She caught my eyes.
Walking to the mansion, I noticed her again.
On Sunday, I saw her, a guy, and a senora riding their bicycles again. I went and made my approach. I invited her to share a soda at the corner restaurant. She was hesitant. I befriended the mom. I tried for five (5) minutes. The mom said that she'll join me for a soda as her daughter and cousin had to make a run to the hardware store.
While drinking a beverage I told the mom that I am interested in her daughter being my "woman." The mom told me that her daughter is 18 and she has another daughter of 19 years. Mom told me that the 18 has a boyfriend of 2-months: I told the mom that they will break-up and she'll be my "woman."
I told the mom my resume: (1) 3,000 square foot home with staff; (2) BBA and MBA degrees; (3) president of a USA-corporation; (4) fluent in three languages; (5) 34 years of age; (6) resident of Latin American countries for ten years; (7) 6-figure income; (8) single; and (9) interested in her daughter.
The mom loved it and loves me: The mom told me that the 19-year daughter is available. I told the mom to talk to the daughter when she returns home.
The mom and I made an agreement that the mom will "work" the daughter of 18-years to become my "woman." I started calling the mom, suegra (ie. mother in law.) The mom loved and loves it.
The mom disclosed that the 2-daughters are in college. The mom disclosed that she need tuition money within a few weeks. The primo said that he likes me too and wants me to become a member of their family. The primo said that he will "work" the 18-year old daughter too.
As I talked with "my new family," my newly hired employee arrived with job applications providing US $2,000 per month based income. The mom's confidence increased. The daughter is a student of business and I am a corporate executive.
I invited the mom and daughter to my mansion for a meal sometime this week. The mom asked if I can cook: I told the mom that I have maid service. The mom asked why my house is so big. I told the mom that I'm waiting to move her 18-year old and the mom into my home. The mom loved it. Go caballo Go.
The mom and primo departed after 2-hours of conversation. Hugs were given. I gave the mom an kiss on the cheek and confirmed that she will talk to the daughter this evening.
I sure hope this girl is quality. I think she is and has a good family. She's 18; I'm 34, and I'll give her 3 - 5 children. The mom liked this too, for she can become a grandmother.
I learned this technique in high school: Put mom on your side. Have mom become your #1 fan / sales agent and the girl can never get from under your acclaim within her house.
I told mom that I'm confident that I can gain her daughters romantic interest. Mom confirmed this is a high probability.
In Nicaragua, you must court the household 'cause they will live with you and you will financially support them.
Application to pull caballo.
What? Come on MLK! You the king. You don't have to pull no caballo!
Sometime you make me more confused than Buckwheat.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]On Saturday, I saw this thick-and-juicy Chica Nica riding her bicycle down the street. She caught my eyes.
Walking to the mansion, I noticed her again.
On Sunday, I saw her, a guy, and a senora riding their bicycles again. I went and made my approach. I invited her to share a soda at the corner restaurant. She was hesitant. I befriended the mom. I tried for five (5) minutes. The mom said that she'll join me for a soda as her daughter and cousin had to make a run to the hardware store.
While drinking a beverage I told the mom that I am interested in her daughter being my "woman." The mom told me that her daughter is 18 and she has another daughter of 19 years. Mom told me that the 18 has a boyfriend of 2-months: I told the mom that they will break-up and she'll be my "woman."
I told the mom my resume: (1) 3, 000 square foot home with staff; (2) BBA and MBA degrees; (3) president of a USA-corporation; (4) fluent in three languages; (5) 34 years of age; (6) resident of Latin American countries for ten years; (7) 6-figure income; (8) single; and (9) interested in her daughter.
The mom loved it and loves me: The mom told me that the 19-year daughter is available. I told the mom to talk to the daughter when she returns home.
The mom and I made an agreement that the mom will "work" the daughter of 18-years to become my "woman. " I started calling the mom, suegra (ie. Mother in law.) The mom loved and loves it.
The mom disclosed that the 2-daughters are in college. The mom disclosed that she need tuition money within a few weeks. The primo said that he likes me too and wants me to become a member of their family. The primo said that he will "work" the 18-year old daughter too.
As I talked with "my new family," my newly hired employee arrived with job applications providing US $2, 000 per month based income. The mom's confidence increased. The daughter is a student of business and I am a corporate executive.
I invited the mom and daughter to my mansion for a meal sometime this week. The mom asked if I can cook: I told the mom that I have maid service. The mom asked why my house is so big. I told the mom that I'm waiting to move her 18-year old and the mom into my home. The mom loved it. Go caballo Go.
The mom and primo departed after 2-hours of conversation. Hugs were given. I gave the mom an kiss on the cheek and confirmed that she will talk to the daughter this evening.
I sure hope this girl is quality. I think she is and has a good family. She's 18; I'm 34, and I'll give her 3. 5 children. The mom liked this too, for she can become a grandmother.
I learned this technique in high school: Put mom on your side. Have mom become your #1 fan / sales agent and the girl can never get from under your acclaim within her house.
I told mom that I'm confident that I can gain her daughters romantic interest. Mom confirmed this is a high probability.
In Nicaragua, you must court the household 'cause they will live with you and you will financially support them.
Application to pull caballo.[/QUOTE]
Did you tell Mom that you don't have a digital camera because you are too cheap to buy one?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I told the mom my resume: (1) 3,000 square foot home with staff; (2) BBA and MBA degrees; (3) president of a USA-corporation; (4) fluent in three languages; (5) 34 years of age; (6) resident of Latin American countries for ten years; (7) 6-figure income; (8) single; and (9) interested in her daughter.[/QUOTE]
You have to love the mom approach! Meatloaf, if you did that in the states, you would have the cops knocking on your door within 15 minutes.
[QUOTE=Riggo]Did you tell Mom that you don't have a digital camera because you are too cheap to buy one?[/QUOTE]
Why would I tell the truth? You know that I don't have a camera because that would make my stories true!
[QUOTE=Kapitan Kreme]What? Come on MLK! You the king. You don't have to pull no caballo!
Sometime you make me more confused than Buckwheat.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes one must sacrifice themself for the sweet nectar!
What you talking about Willus?
I'm too tired to post as of late, but will in the future.
Topics Coming Soon: (1) 3-some; (2) mature white tourist gets loafed; (3) one comes in, another leaves; (4) 19-year old gets loafed; (5) retired Gringo takes buses and planes to chase cheap p*ssy; (6) white-on-white crime; (7) tourists take over Granada; (8) 2-white Gringa backpackers move into Meat Loaf mansion; (9) Nicas hunting / locking-up dumb a*s Gringos for houses; and (10) a few more stories (ie. retired Gringos living off of mommy-and-daddy, still; high-society; French pedicure; Thanksgiving Dinner; the power of words (Rev. Wright; N-word); just another Black guy; US $40,000 extortion; the same 'ol wh*res acting like beauty queens; ).
I can't remember, but I think I've f*cked 8 females in the past 2-weeks!
That's what good d*ck will do for you.
19 year old nika pussy no need of pictures just tells us the stories.
Meat Loaf for Presidente in Nicaragua hahaha
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I'm too tired to post as of late, but will in the future.
Topics Coming Soon: (1) 3-some; (2) mature white tourist gets loafed; (3) one comes in, another leaves; (4) 19-year old gets loafed; (5) retired Gringo takes buses and planes to chase cheap p*ssy; (6) white-on-white crime; (7) tourists take over Granada; (8) 2-white Gringa backpackers move into Meat Loaf mansion; (9) Nicas hunting / locking-up dumb a*s Gringos for houses; and (10) a few more stories (ie. retired Gringos living off of mommy-and-daddy, still; high-society; French pedicure; Thanksgiving Dinner; the power of words (Rev. Wright; N-word); just another Black guy; US $40,000 extortion; the same 'ol wh*res acting like beauty queens; ).
I can't remember, but I think I've f*cked 8 females in the past 2-weeks!
That's what good d*ck will do for you.[/QUOTE]
I've wanted to write this post for a while about the power of words. And in such post, I will use the Rev. Jeremiah Wright as the example. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMbeVQj6Lw[/URL]
Rev. Wright said: "God damn America."
What he meant to say or should have pronounced was: "God damns America."
That little "s" is the difference between two definitions and the emotions they instill.
"God damn America" means f*ck America!
"God damns America" means God is not approving of America.
Two (2) totally different meanings and emotions.
With the plethora of Gringo speaking English in Granada, many a Granadino aspire to speak English. They may study books, dictionaries, television, music, and earshot of English-speakers. For they may hear certain words, but don't truly understand the definition nor emotions created from their use.
Example: One Granadino has been learning English and has learned the "N-word" from deportaron / hip hop hustlers. So he naturally wanted to use the word with Meat Loaf. Stop!
I had to pull him to the side and explain the power of words. I had to explain the history and the negative tone of its definition. I used examples of Spanish words that have many different meanings and tangents and "spin". (Pop culture (ie. hip hop; Hollywood) truly have set the race back with the term being sensationalized.
In conclusion, the power of words is powerful. It is the power of words that makes so many yearn for Meat Loaf posts. My mastery of words creates different illusions, feelings, and results for the reader to enjoy.
A Gringo who enjoys drinking was rolling the streets of Nicaragua. He had a car accident that caused damage to a concrete house, vehicle, and some secondary possessions. The police arrived on the scene.
In Nicaragua, the parties of a car accident get escorted to the nearest police station to file the report. You are required by law to have car insurance and the damage to property must be "paid for" at the scene / at the police station. If not, you sit in jail!
Gringo didn't have the appropriate insurance, if any, and had to sit in jail for approximately 1-week as he aquired the US $40,000 to compensate the injured parties (ie. homeowner; vehicle owner; legal expenses).
Gringo received a US $25,000 bank wire from his power-of-attorney. Gringo took US $2,000 Visa cash advances each day, his maximum, for the next eight (8) days. Gringo produced US $40,000 within one-week. (And you wonder why foreigners think Gringos are rich: Could you come up with US $40,000 within one week?)
Gringo hit the streets telling his story and fled the "Gringo Friendly Confines" soon after.
I had Thanksgiving Dinner 2009, at the home of fellow-Gringos. It was a nice experience and meal. Everyone knew everyone and the guests were from Europe, Canada, U.S.A., and Nicaragua.
At dinner we had all of the traditional courses with one exception. The exception was when the hosts instructed the guest to "get in line" for the sides as the meat courses are placed on the table. I looked like a deer in headlights: I, Meat Loaf, prepare my own plate of food? I'm accustom to having the maid, for years, prepare my plates of food. For all I do is delegate instructions to staff / employees worldwide.
Somehow I came up with the courage to fix my own plate. It wasn't that hard, but uncomfortable.
Thanksgiving is a beautiful vacation in Granada if you know Gringo-residents in Granada.
meat loaf:
you've been awfully silent these past few days. i guess that thick 'n juicy chica nica is serving you tres platos diaro so you don't have time to post. so what's the story on the mature white tourist getting loafed?
loaf there's a show on the national geographic channel called "locked up abroad." it shows what happens when gringos and europeans do foolish things abroad and end up incarcerated with the local third world criminals. after the resident murderers, thieves and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord127][CodeWord127][/url] make love to the gringos for anywhere from a few days to several months the money suddenly appears to spring them from jail. i'm sure dui gringo had his fill of cock meat sandwiches served up by big bob. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g9ta7ahsiu[/url] hence he fled the "gringo friendly confines" at the earliest opportunity. it never ceases to amaze me how otherwise well behaved gringos at home often try so hard to end up as guests at the local penitentiary abroad.
there's a lot of money to be made in the sensationalizing of the "n-word." this hispanic rapper went multi-platinum on it. [url]http://mediatakeout.com/2009/21231-meet_the_hottest_new_latin_rapper_-_his_name_is_the_n_word_-_and_hes_multi-platinum.html[/url]
[quote=chocha monger]meat loaf:
you've been awfully silent these past few days. i guess that thick 'n juicy chica nica is serving you tres platos diaro so you don't have time to post. so what's the story on the mature white tourist getting loafed?
loaf there's a show on the national geographic channel called "locked up abroad." it shows what happens when gringos and europeans do foolish things abroad and end up incarcerated with the local third world criminals. after the resident murderers, thieves and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord127][CodeWord127][/url] make love to the gringos for anywhere from a few days to several months the money suddenly appears to spring them from jail. i'm sure dui gringo had his fill of cock meat sandwiches served up by big bob. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g9ta7ahsiu[/url] hence he fled the "gringo friendly confines" at the earliest opportunity. it never ceases to amaze me how otherwise well behaved gringos at home often try so hard to end up as guests at the local penitentiary abroad.
there's a lot of money to be made in the sensationalizing of the "n-word." this hispanic rapper went multi-platinum on it. [url]http://mediatakeout.com/2009/21231-meet_the_hottest_new_latin_rapper_-_his_name_is_the_n_word_-_and_hes_multi-platinum.html[/url][/quote]
chocha monger,
i've been busy at work implementing a new product line and therefore haven't been too eager to write this dribble on isg.
thick-and-juicy couldn't take too much d*ck so i haven't talked to her lately. maybe i'll try soon. when you have good d*ck the girls always remember.
i'm too tired to write anything of substance. when the alcohol wears off, one realizes that they are in nicaragua.
isg senior member is "in-country" and we have plans to attack vichos.
MC Lany, "Pega Pega": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrk7sog612c&feature=related[/URL]
An aspirant for agency as a (1) tagger-on or (2) gofer of Meat Loaf has been "around" for a few weeks. He runs to the store; he runs around town; he makes sure that my glasses and the glasses of my associates are always full and with ice; he's only a heckle away. This lad of forty years has twenty (20) years of residency in "Nicaragua North" (ie. Miami, Florida, USA), but is back in the "Land of Lakes and Volcanoes" to spend time with family, permanently.
While I've grown accustom to him "fetching" drinks, smokes, and pharmacy products, others are leery. Such sentiment was expressed by fellow-Gringos one recent evening.
As the aspirant went to transfer "his use" onto the Calzada, he met his match.
While fellow-Gringos shared drinks at the table, he was ensuring that the drinks were never empty nor cold. One Canadian-Gringo said, "I can pour my own damn drink!" The aspirant took offense at the tone of such statement. Next thing, the Canadian-Gringo and aspirant starting fighting. Rumor has it that the aspirant got choked with two (2) hands: Rumor has it that the aspirant threw a few left-and-right hooks knocking out Canadian-Gringo. (I don't know the truth since I was not present and am relying upon witness testimony.)
Aspirant simply wants to feel of value by serving as a "gofer" or personal / mobile waiter. Canadian-Gringo didn't like it. Canadian-Gringo is not as "needy" / necio as Meat Loaf in that he doesn't travel with a personal "wait staff."
"I Can Pour My Own Damn Drink!"
[quote=chocha monger]loaf there's a show on the national geographic channel called "locked up abroad." it shows what happens when gringos and europeans do foolish things abroad and end up incarcerated with the local third world criminals. after the resident murderers, thieves and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord127][CodeWord127][/url] make love to the gringos for anywhere from a few days to several months the money suddenly appears to spring them from jail. i'm sure dui gringo had his fill of cock meat sandwiches served up by big bob. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g9ta7ahsiu[/url] hence he fled the "gringo friendly confines" at the earliest opportunity. it never ceases to amaze me how otherwise well behaved gringos at home often try so hard to end up as guests at the local penitentiary abroad.[/quote]
chocha monger,
these gringos really need to perform "a balls check" as "xdred" would say.
are they willing and ready for a buffet of dark meat in the third world? this aint the usa where "good 'ole boys" never even get arrested. this is the third world where it's guaranteed that "pale face" will get arrested, in time.
cock meat. and why not have a tossed salad while they are at it.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
There's a lot of money to be made in the sensationalizing of the "N-word." This Hispanic rapper went multi-platinum on it. [url]http://mediatakeout.com/2009/21231-meet_the_hottest_new_latin_rapper_-_his_name_is_the_n_word_-_and_hes_multi-platinum.html[/url][/QUOTE]
My favorite part of his song(s) is when he starts the sound and shouts out: "Este es Nigga!"
Those that speak Spanish and are aware of the word's power never say his name in my presence. They simply sing the songs and voluntarily "bleep" his name within the songs.
I don't know how Cablenet, the #1 internet provider, acquires their bandwidth, but it appears that around the holidays they begin bandwidth management. This is to say that they purchase low capacity and begin to manipulate the service to their customers.
Since November 2009, the internet has been out of service for about 50% of the business hours (ie. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m.). It's December 2009, and they are still performing this ratoining of bandwidth.
In Nicaragua, you never know if you'll have work and that includes those with full-time guaranteed employment overseas.
Staying true to my previous anuncio (ie. announcement), I will disclose the 3-some.
So my ex-livin's friend, morena, contacted me via cellphone. She came to the "Gringo Friendly Confines" to visit me one afternoon. She was given the tour of the mansion. She has known Meat Loaf and has dined on Meat Loaf for the entirety of my Nicaraguan existence. In the past, we shared tres platos and tres mujeres, frequently.
We shared conversation and my quest for the three livin chicass. She said cool and would enjoy being one of the three. The next thing I know she showed up the following day with "a friend." This friend didn't look like much, but two (2) puss*es in the hand is better than a dick in the other. Of course, you ISG readers always opt for the latter.
Her friend was given a tour of the mansion. Her friend inquired as to my occupation. I told her f*cking b*tches is my job and it pays well. (Mature white gotta' pay-2-play.)
While the friend was bullshitting with her legs crossed, the morena had changed into lingerie. While the friend was playing around with her cellphone, the morena got loafed on the sofa! I gave her a quick nutt and dismounted her to continue viewing television.
The morena went upstairs and I slipped some d*ck to the friend while on the sofa. I had to take that p*ssy 'cuase she was bullshittin'. I studied the p*ssy meat and admired her labia. She enjoyed sitting spread eagle for 1-hour as I watched television and her crotch.
We adjourned upstairs to view television from my California King. With one b*tch on my right and the other b*tch on my left, we viewed Chapulin Colorado. While watching Chapo, I slipped some d*ck into the morena. With d*ck deep inside of her, the friend got jealous and turned her back on me. Therefore, I took the d*ck out of the morena, rolled over, and slipped the d*ck into the friend. She had a tramp stamp that proved to be good reading. I f*cked her good as evidenced by condom breaking. With her satisfied, I rolled over and slipped some d*ck back into the morena.
The friend went to her bedroom and slept. I fell asleep inside of the morena.
During the madrugada (ie. wee-hours of the morning), I arose and walked into the bedroom where the friend slept. I grabbed her a*s and slid some d*ck into her. She was asleep, but arose when 20 centimeters entered her flesh! I gave her a nutt and returned back to my California King. A few hours later I gave the morena "a morning nutt" from the "morning wood."
I told the morena that her friend is not qualified to be a live-in chica and to look for someone else. The friend is / was too timid and I aint got time for that. She agreed and the morena came back the following day.
Just another day in the life Meat Loaf. How's your sex life?
[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame!" [/B] Congratulations.
Although it is not evidenced that "Chocha Monger" has every stepped foot onto the soil of Nicaragua, he is nonetheless inducted. Why?
"Chocha Monger" knows Latin America! "Chocha Monger" knows how the populace and how "Chicas Nicas" manipulate Gringos. "Chocha Monger" knows how the males think and behave. "Chocha Monger" knows too much about Nicaragua and Latin America.
"Chocha Monger" knows how not to pull caballo which in itself is priceless. While other Gringos loose their faculties, "Chocha Monger" watches their demise.
"Chocha Monger" has guided ignorant Gringos for years via International Sex Forumn. These Gringos have been domesticated caballos as well as USA exported caballos.
"Chocha Monger's" list of accomplishments is legendary and his posting history is superb. While other ISG posters write dribble, "Chocha Monger" writes information that is actually useful.
[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" and joins the ranks of "DrDewman," and "Grand Pollo."[/B]
Congratulations "Chocha Monger" for your induction and keep up the stellar postings on ISG.
[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."[/B]
meat loaf:
thank you very much for the induction into the managua mongering hall of fame. when i first took up residence in central america during my tender years i arrived full of great expectations. like all good americans i was ready to volunteer for and pull caballo. i observed my compatriots pulling caballo. i didn’t question the paradigm until the “el nene” incident. the el nene incident involved the fleecing of one of my gringo countrymen. it opened my eyes to the reality of central america and awakened me to the fact that one cannot survive here with a weak dick. many gringos get lost in the pussy bonanza and they forget that there’s no love in this game. in a region of the world where every day is about survival there really is no such thing as square pussy. through experience and observation i learned about pulling caballo and taking pussy back to paradise. unselfishly i have shared this knowledge with those who care to take heed.
el nene was a gringo assigned to central america as a result of his employment. he was married back in the us but like so many gringos he could not resist the flavor of the local vicho. in no time he was bare backing the local vichos balls deep. then one day this chica told him that she was pregnant and he was the father. el nene thinking that he was smart sent her to get a pregnancy test at the local health clinic. she returned with a paper confirming a positive pregnancy test. he wrung his hands and held his head not knowing what to do. how would he tell his wife back home that he had fathered a bastard child abroad? the chica began fleecing el nene. with one story after another she made him give her money for medical exams, doctor’s visits, vitamins and good food to ensure the health of his unborn child. she also needed money to buy clothes and disposable [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url] in preparation for when she would give birth. every pay day she would arrive and break el nene. he never had a penny left in his pockets after sending money home to his family and turning over the rest to his pregnant chica.
time wore on and the chica got fatter and fatter but her belly didn’t seem that big. she told el nene that it was a boy and she was carrying it low. el nene was short on cash so he got some lumber and began to construct a cradle himself. apparently, he’d learnt some carpentry at home. he started collecting an assortment of toys, blankets and a basinet. as the third trimester approached he decided to break the news to his wife. the result was swift and predictable. his wife sued for divorce.
approaching the ninth month the guy was an absolute mess. emotionally and financially he was a broken man. he sat his housekeeper down and told her that he was going to have to let her go because he could no longer afford her services. that was the moment that things started coming to light. the housekeeper asked him why he couldn’t afford to pay her. he told her that he had all these expenses with a baby on the way and a divorce. it was then that the housekeeper chose to reveal that the pregnancy was a scam. she told him that the chica had gotten another pregnant girl to take the pregnancy test for her using her name. the fact that he was being fleeced was common knowledge among the local cluckers. they all thought he was a sucker and he’d become the laughing stock of the town. the interesting thing was that no one told him because “they didn’t want any problems.” the housekeeper snitched because keeping the secret any longer meant a loss of income for her. self interest not morals or concern for the gringo being fleeced was her motive for revealing the scam. had el nene continued to pay her she would have never warned him.
the incident really changed my perspective on life in central america. it was possible for an entire village to be in on the fact that a gringo was being scammed and not say a word. as far as they’re concerned gringos are rich and if they take your last penny you can always go back to the usa where money grows on trees and get some more. do you have what it takes for latin american residence? will you end up being a juan bobo like el nene? will your quest for cheap latina vicho lead you down the road to perdition?
[quote=chocha monger]meat loaf:
thank you very much for the induction into the managua mongering hall of fame. when i first took up residence in central america during my tender years i arrived full of great expectations. like all good americans i was ready to volunteer for and pull caballo. i observed my compatriots pulling caballo. i didn’t question the paradigm until the “el nene” incident. the el nene incident involved the fleecing of one of my gringo countrymen. it opened my eyes to the reality of central america and awakened me to the fact that one cannot survive here with a weak dick. many gringos get lost in the pussy bonanza and they forget that there’s no love in this game. in a region of the world where every day is about survival there really is no such thing as square pussy. through experience and observation i learned about pulling caballo and taking pussy back to paradise. unselfishly i have shared this knowledge with those who care to take heed.
el nene was a gringo assigned to central america as a result of his employment. he was married back in the us but like so many gringos he could not resist the flavor of the local vicho. in no time he was bare backing the local vichos balls deep. then one day this chica told him that she was pregnant and he was the father. el nene thinking that he was smart sent her to get a pregnancy test at the local health clinic. she returned with a paper confirming a positive pregnancy test. he wrung his hands and held his head not knowing what to do. how would he tell his wife back home that he had fathered a bastard child abroad? the chica began fleecing el nene. with one story after another she made him give her money for medical exams, doctor’s visits, vitamins and good food to ensure the health of his unborn child. she also needed money to buy clothes and disposable [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url] in preparation for when she would give birth. every pay day she would arrive and break el nene. he never had a penny left in his pockets after sending money home to his family and turning over the rest to his pregnant chica.
time wore on and the chica got fatter and fatter but her belly didn’t seem that big. she told el nene that it was a boy and she was carrying it low. el nene was short on cash so he got some lumber and began to construct a cradle himself. apparently, he’d learnt some carpentry at home. he started collecting an assortment of toys, blankets and a basinet. as the third trimester approached he decided to break the news to his wife. the result was swift and predictable. his wife sued for divorce.
approaching the ninth month the guy was an absolute mess. emotionally and financially he was a broken man. he sat his housekeeper down and told her that he was going to have to let her go because he could no longer afford her services. that was the moment that things started coming to light. the housekeeper asked him why he couldn’t afford to pay her. he told her that he had all these expenses with a baby on the way and a divorce. it was then that the housekeeper chose to reveal that the pregnancy was a scam. she told him that the chica had gotten another pregnant girl to take the pregnancy test for her using her name. the fact that he was being fleeced was common knowledge among the local cluckers. they all thought he was a sucker and he’d become the laughing stock of the town. the interesting thing was that no one told him because “they didn’t want any problems.” the housekeeper snitched because keeping the secret any longer meant a loss of income for her. self interest not morals or concern for the gringo being fleeced was her motive for revealing the scam. had el nene continued to pay her she would have never warned him.
the incident really changed my perspective on life in central america. it was possible for an entire village to be in on the fact that a gringo was being scammed and not say a word. as far as they’re concerned gringos are rich and if they take your last penny you can always go back to the usa where money grows on trees and get some more. do you have what it takes for latin american residence? will you end up being a juan bobo like el nene? will your quest for cheap latina vicho lead you down the road to perdition?[/quote]
fucking ridiculous. makes you wonder why these guys just won’t get a blood test. same shit happened to my ole home boy in the army only this was an american chick doing the fleecing. he was proud to send her a great portion of his small army chick every month thinking he was about to be a father. then one day she told him she lied just to get support. he beat her and wound up going to jail for domestic battery. the fair sex my ass…..
[quote=chocha monger]meat loaf:
thank you very much for the induction into the managua mongering hall of fame. when i first took up residence in central america during my tender years i arrived full of great expectations. like all good americans i was ready to volunteer for and pull caballo. i observed my compatriots pulling caballo. i didn’t question the paradigm until the “el nene” incident. the el nene incident involved the fleecing of one of my gringo countrymen. it opened my eyes to the reality of central america and awakened me to the fact that one cannot survive here with a weak dick. many gringos get lost in the pussy bonanza and they forget that there’s no love in this game. in a region of the world where every day is about survival there really is no such thing as square pussy. through experience and observation i learned about pulling caballo and taking pussy back to paradise. unselfishly i have shared this knowledge with those who care to take heed.
el nene was a gringo assigned to central america as a result of his employment. he was married back in the us but like so many gringos he could not resist the flavor of the local vicho. in no time he was bare backing the local vichos balls deep. then one day this chica told him that she was pregnant and he was the father. el nene thinking that he was smart sent her to get a pregnancy test at the local health clinic. she returned with a paper confirming a positive pregnancy test. he wrung his hands and held his head not knowing what to do. how would he tell his wife back home that he had fathered a bastard child abroad? the chica began fleecing el nene. with one story after another she made him give her money for medical exams, doctor’s visits, vitamins and good food to ensure the health of his unborn child. she also needed money to buy clothes and disposable [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url] in preparation for when she would give birth. every pay day she would arrive and break el nene. he never had a penny left in his pockets after sending money home to his family and turning over the rest to his pregnant chica.
time wore on and the chica got fatter and fatter but her belly didn’t seem that big. she told el nene that it was a boy and she was carrying it low. el nene was short on cash so he got some lumber and began to construct a cradle himself. apparently, he’d learnt some carpentry at home. he started collecting an assortment of toys, blankets and a basinet. as the third trimester approached he decided to break the news to his wife. the result was swift and predictable. his wife sued for divorce.
approaching the ninth month the guy was an absolute mess. emotionally and financially he was a broken man. he sat his housekeeper down and told her that he was going to have to let her go because he could no longer afford her services. that was the moment that things started coming to light. the housekeeper asked him why he couldn’t afford to pay her. he told her that he had all these expenses with a baby on the way and a divorce. it was then that the housekeeper chose to reveal that the pregnancy was a scam. she told him that the chica had gotten another pregnant girl to take the pregnancy test for her using her name. the fact that he was being fleeced was common knowledge among the local cluckers. they all thought he was a sucker and he’d become the laughing stock of the town. the interesting thing was that no one told him because “they didn’t want any problems.” the housekeeper snitched because keeping the secret any longer meant a loss of income for her. self interest not morals or concern for the gringo being fleeced was her motive for revealing the scam. had el nene continued to pay her she would have never warned him.
the incident really changed my perspective on life in central america. it was possible for an entire village to be in on the fact that a gringo was being scammed and not say a word. as far as they’re concerned gringos are rich and if they take your last penny you can always go back to the usa where money grows on trees and get some more. do you have what it takes for latin american residence? will you end up being a juan bobo like el nene? will your quest for cheap latina vicho lead you down the road to perdition?[/quote]
first and foremost, aspire to be a "son of a b*tch" when interacting with females. don't care about anyone beyond yourself! don't seek praise from hoes, but only p*ssy. get as many girls pregnant as possible and keep moving. don't get married. don't do sh*t until the baby is born and then do nothing. let the hoe know that she is just another girl who got pregnant by you and that you don't support the others nor will you support her.
i have a line of hoes knocking on my door to take a nutt like a champ. why? i guess they want to get pregnant 'cause i got a mansion. i don't give a f*ck.
aspire to be a real piece of sh*t and you'll acquire more vicho than you've ever dreamed. aspire to be a real piece of sh*t and your life will be smooth sailing in latin america and the west indies.
Fellas', I know that when you arrive in Nicaragua you want to monger with Meat Loaf. I can't blame you.
The reality of my postings is that I work everyday! While the Nicaraguan does not work; while the Gringo plans and prepares his / her 1-week vacation in Nicaragua; while the Nicaraguan waits for those Gringos to bring regalos, Meat Loaf works everyday up to 18-hours per day!
I do and would enjoy sharing time with you lurkers and Senior Members, but I live here and work everyday! I'm not retired nor am I palmado (ie. poor; broke).
Hence, over time and if everything works out, we can monger, but otherwise I have to work just as you do on the plantation (ie. Corporate America / Europe).
Enjoy your visit!
Meat Loaf
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]As far as they’re concerned gringos are rich and if they take your last penny you can always go back to the USA where money grows on trees and get some more. [/QUOTE]
This is really funny. I had a taxi driver taking me around in Managua. First place he took me was 'Vale Todo'. It has a new name now, but it should be called 'Vale la mierda'.
I was explaining to him at one point how money grows on trees in the US and that if you need money you just go and shake a tree. I was looking at him as I was explaining this and thinking 'Is he really taking me seriously?'. He just kind of listened in silence and this was about the only time I was around him that he wasn't talking.
[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]This is really funny. I had a taxi driver taking me around in Managua. First place he took me was 'Vale Todo'. It has a new name now, but it should be called 'Vale la mierda'.
I was explaining to him at one point how money grows on trees in the US and that if you need money you just go and shake a tree. I was looking at him as I was explaining this and thinking 'Is he really taking me seriously?'. He just kind of listened in silence and this was about the only time I was around him that he wasn't talking.[/QUOTE]
'Dem hoes at Vale Todo are hungry! It's a great location 'cause they have 0% customers besides you. US $100 per polvo.
In Nicaragua, money does grow on trees. They sit around the house for the entirety of their lives and shake whomever they encounter. Somehow, money always falls from the tree regardless of the tree's soil or location. They shake Nicaraguan trees, Gringo trees, Costa Rican trees, or even trees from their same lineage. It does not matter. Hence, if they can shake trees in this horrible soil called Nicaraguan then of course, you (ie. Gringo) can shake trees in the U.S.A.
I tell them to shake this d*ck!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]'Dem hoes at Vale Todo are hungry! It's a great location 'cause they have 0% customers besides you. US $100 per polvo.
[/QUOTE]
I think it was like $80 in house, $160 take out. $5 entry, $10 girl drinks. The worst thing is that they just run the bill up on you, including the entry, and try to tack on charges. I was quizzing the guy waiting on me the whole time about the prices. I think he was the owner. He still had the nerve to try to add and extra $10 on the bill. I chewed out the driver after for taking me there and I almost never chew out anyone. What do I look like.......... a money tree?
By the way Meatloaf, weren't you going to nominate to the 'Hall' for getting jacked?
[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]I think it was like $80 in house, $160 take out. $5 entry, $10 girl drinks. The worst thing is that they just run the bill up on you, including the entry, and try to tack on charges. I was quizzing the guy waiting on me the whole time about the prices. I think he was the owner. He still had the nerve to try to add and extra $10 on the bill. I chewed out the driver after for taking me there and I almost never chew out anyone. What do I look like.......... a money tree?
By the way Meatloaf, weren't you going to nominate to the 'Hall' for getting jacked?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, they do pad bills!
Many gay guys work and hold positions of management.
Getting jacked is not admirable, but is the role of the Gringo.
[quote=meat loaf]'dem hoes at vale todo are hungry! it's a great location 'cause they have 0% customers besides you. us $100 per polvo.
in nicaragua, money does grow on trees. they sit around the house for the entirety of their lives and shake whomever they encounter. somehow, money always falls from the tree regardless of the tree's soil or location. they shake nicaraguan trees, gringo trees, costa rican trees, or even trees from their same lineage. it does not matter. hence, if they can shake trees in this horrible soil called nicaraguan then of course, you (ie. gringo) can shake trees in the u.s.a.
i tell them to shake this d*ck![/quote]
the central american line of reasoning will confound any gringo. take for example women who make decent money at home but decide that there is a lot of money to be made in the land of the gringos. they will work, borrow, beg or steal to get the $5,000 usd or more to pay a human trafficker to smuggle them across the border. they know that they will be raped along the way and they prepare for it by getting birth control injections. they know all about the robbery, beatings and possible murder at the hands of mexican traffickers, gangs and even the police. the risk of dying from dehydration in the desert is also common knowledge. yet, when you ask them why they don’t use the thousands of dollars that they pay to the smugglers to start a small business in their home country they’ll tell you it is too difficult. it’s much easier to make money in el norte.
[quote=chocha monger]the central american line of reasoning will confound any gringo. take for example women who make decent money at home but decide that there is a lot of money to be made in the land of the gringos. they will work, borrow, beg or steal to get the $5,000 usd or more to pay a human trafficker to smuggle them across the border. they know that they will be raped along the way and they prepare for it by getting birth control injections. they know all about the robbery, beatings and possible murder at the hands of mexican traffickers, gangs and even the police. the risk of dying from dehydration in the desert is also common knowledge. yet, when you ask them why they don’t use the thousands of dollars that they pay to the smugglers to start a small business in their home country they’ll tell you it is too difficult. it’s much easier to make money in el norte.[/quote]
the services of a coyote (ie. human trafficker) are us $2,000 from mexico; us $5,500 from nicaragua; us $7,000 from colombia or a load of cocaine, marijuana, heroine, or other narcotic. sometimes the aspirant of gringo-existence is required to carry a load or mule as part of payment.
the trip from nicaragua to the usa via land is 1-month over the road in luxury buses.
on the usa - mexican border i witness mules and human cargo daily. it's not hard to cross the bridge, especially if you're mexican. it's too easy! if you suckers up north knew what the usa - mexican border is like you'd be scared and furious.
you can also take the freight train from central america to the usa-border. simply jump onto the train. you for sure will get raped and other acts of violence directed at the human cargo.
guatemala is wide-open and dangerous via train! when you enter chiapas, mexico, it's wide-open. and then things slow down a little bit.
mexico is a prejudice country! mexico does not like any central american country. mexico does not want any central american entering mexico 'cause they know that the central american is / will go to the usa. this is protectionism 'cause mexico sends their citizen to the usa for employment and don't want those remittances to go to central america instead of mexico.
thus, mexico is aggressive against all passengers when entering chiapas. mexico kills their native americans, to this day, in chiapas and their southern border. ethnic cleansing.
so, every central american knows that for them to enter mexico makes them prey to mexican law enforcement and criminals and prejudice! they know this fact just as black usa knows that institutional racism is everyday, everywhere in the usa.
in mexico, the law enforcement officers quiz the passengers by reciting the mexican national anthem; the dialect of spanish spoken; and other nationalistic tests.
in conclusion, it's ironic, not really, how mexico exports their citizens in droves to the usa with "woe is me" stories and exhibit brutal tactics on their southern border to prevent entry / pass-through traffic by their fellow-latino / latin american.
panama does the same thing to colombians, except for the prostitutes.
the spanish-speaking person would do a lot better going to mexico for commercial interest than the usa considering mexico has the 12th largest economy in the world- tied with canada. and mexico also speaks spanish. but with usa media, everyone wants to go to the usa where the think they have a chance at the american dream. the american dream is reserved for white-people from europe. i know 'cause i'm black usa and have usa roots dating back to 1748. i just gained access to the american dream in 1965. so what makes the latin american think they have a chance? they don't speak english and they have brown skin. answer: you aint got no chance at the american dream for the next several generations. the exception are those people that have domestic-country success and bring their capital with them to the usa for entry into commercial endeavors. skin color matters too. as does changing your name just as europeans changed / change their names upon arrival too.
any latina female that aspires to relocate to the usa or speaks english gets 0% chance with me. i aint their puente (ie. bridge)!
as black usa who endured up to 500 years of "domestic terrorism" at the hands of the usa government (ie. legislative, executive, judiciary), i find it extremely difficult to "buy woe is me stories" about the life and life choices of those latin americans who seek the easy victory of usa-existence. while they flee their home-country to ride the backs of black usa, black usa cannot / could not flee. while they make life choices and don't fight to improve their society, black usa had / does fight to improve our plight to this day. instead, they want the easy victory at the expense of others (ie. black usa.) build-up your own country! improve your own plight! but no, they'd rather ride the backs of black usa who endured more brutality and lack of opportunity for up to 500 years. latin americans have it easy compared to black usa. why? usa is 100% race card / race deck. guilty upon sight whereas the latin american does not have such barrier within their home-country. does this make sense to you isg lurker? it should 'cause you fled your home-country of europe to ride the backs of black usa / african slave labour instead of building-up your home-country.
"there are no jobs." answer: create a job! get innovative! learn early and stop birthing children at age 15; dropping out of middle school; being led astray by the dumbies you call family; and create a life plan for victory. they say the above is easier said than done. okay, so go ride the backs of those (ie. black usa) who did / do exactly what is recommended two sentences prior.
damn, maybe meat loaf is a registered republican. lol. is there any question as to why meat loaf thrives in latin america with such a paradigm? lol.
the tren: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyeacozafum[/url]
*** good job "chocha monger." i've wanted to write about coyotes for a while! ***
you got a short brain meat loaf as you said the black usa has been exploided for the last 500 years ahhh.?
i would said about 300 years but that's just because spanish traders couldn't make natives work for them as slaves and you should not use the term latin americans we are natives of this land this is our soil we we're not shipped around the world to be a slaves.
we fought the spainiers from the 1400 to the 1800 hundreds we we're never slaves of a kingdom. is sad to say this but most of my experienses with the black-usa
culture is been worthless i have learn more from you than reverent (right) black teologist agitator or like the black pimps jackson and sharpton becoming millioners out of exploiting the black colonialismin in usa.
meat loaf is a very smart american leaves the getto confides to be a conquer in a foreingh land to pass the buck to the hungry ass bitches of nicaragua the land of dirty politicians and gringos pulling caballo without any regrets.
i guess i'm learning neocommunism from you son.
[quote=meat loaf]the services of a coyote (ie. human trafficker) are us $2,000 from mexico; us $5,500 from nicaragua; us $7,000 from colombia or a load of cocaine, marijuana, heroine, or other narcotic. sometimes the aspirant of gringo-existence is required to carry a load or mule as part of payment.
the trip from nicaragua to the usa via land is 1-month over the road in luxury buses.
on the usa - mexican border i witness mules and human cargo daily. it's not hard to cross the bridge, especially if you're mexican. it's too easy! if you suckers up north knew what the usa - mexican border is like you'd be scared and furious.
you can also take the freight train from central america to the usa-border. simply jump onto the train. you for sure will get raped and other acts of violence directed at the human cargo.
guatemala is wide-open and dangerous via train! when you enter chiapas, mexico, it's wide-open. and then things slow down a little bit.
mexico is a prejudice country! mexico does not like any central american country. mexico does not want any central american entering mexico 'cause they know that the central american is / will go to the usa. this is protectionism 'cause mexico sends their citizen to the usa for employment and don't want those remittances to go to central america instead of mexico.
thus, mexico is aggressive against all passengers when entering chiapas. mexico kills their native americans, to this day, in chiapas and their southern border. ethnic cleansing.
so, every central american knows that for them to enter mexico makes them prey to mexican law enforcement and criminals and prejudice! they know this fact just as black usa knows that institutional racism is everyday, everywhere in the usa.
in mexico, the law enforcement officers quiz the passengers by reciting the mexican national anthem; the dialect of spanish spoken; and other nationalistic tests.
in conclusion, it's ironic, not really, how mexico exports their citizens in droves to the usa with "woe is me" stories and exhibit brutal tactics on their southern border to prevent entry / pass-through traffic by their fellow-latino / latin american.
panama does the same thing to colombians, except for the prostitutes.
the spanish-speaking person would do a lot better going to mexico for commercial interest than the usa considering mexico has the 12th largest economy in the world- tied with canada. and mexico also speaks spanish. but with usa media, everyone wants to go to the usa where the think they have a chance at the american dream. the american dream is reserved for white-people from europe. i know 'cause i'm black usa and have usa roots dating back to 1748. i just gained access to the american dream in 1965. so what makes the latin american think they have a chance? they don't speak english and they have brown skin. answer: you aint got no chance at the american dream for the next several generations. the exception are those people that have domestic-country success and bring their capital with them to the usa for entry into commercial endeavors. skin color matters too. as does changing your name just as europeans changed / change their names upon arrival too.
any latina female that aspires to relocate to the usa or speaks english gets 0% chance with me. i aint their puente (ie. bridge)!
as black usa who endured up to 500 years of "domestic terrorism" at the hands of the usa government (ie. legislative, executive, judiciary), i find it extremely difficult to "buy woe is me stories" about the life and life choices of those latin americans who seek the easy victory of usa-existence. while they flee their home-country to ride the backs of black usa, black usa cannot / could not flee. while they make life choices and don't fight to improve their society, black usa had / does fight to improve our plight to this day. instead, they want the easy victory at the expense of others (ie. black usa.) build-up your own country! improve your own plight! but no, they'd rather ride the backs of black usa who endured more brutality and lack of opportunity for up to 500 years. latin americans have it easy compared to black usa. why? usa is 100% race card / race deck. guilty upon sight whereas the latin american does not have such barrier within their home-country. does this make sense to you isg lurker? it should 'cause you fled your home-country of europe to ride the backs of black usa / african slave labour instead of building-up your home-country.
"there are no jobs." answer: create a job! get innovative! learn early and stop birthing children at age 15; dropping out of middle school; being led astray by the dumbies you call family; and create a life plan for victory. they say the above is easier said than done. okay, so go ride the backs of those (ie. black usa) who did / do exactly what is recommended two sentences prior.
damn, maybe meat loaf is a registered republican. lol. is there any question as to why meat loaf thrives in latin america with such a paradigm? lol.
the tren: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyeacozafum[/url][/quote]
[quote=meat loaf]the services of a coyote (ie. human trafficker) are us $2,000 from mexico; us $5,500 from nicaragua; us $7,000 from colombia or a load of cocaine, marijuana, heroine, or other narcotic. sometimes the aspirant of gringo-existence is required to carry a load or mule as part of payment.
the trip from nicaragua to the usa via land is 1-month over the road in luxury buses.
on the usa - mexican border i witness mules and human cargo daily. it's not hard to cross the bridge, especially if you're mexican. it's too easy! if you suckers up north knew what the usa - mexican border is like you'd be scared and furious.
you can also take the freight train from central america to the usa-border. simply jump onto the train. you for sure will get raped and other acts of violence directed at the human cargo.
guatemala is wide-open and dangerous via train! when you enter chiapas, mexico, it's wide-open. and then things slow down a little bit.
mexico is a prejudice country! mexico does not like any central american country. mexico does not want any central american entering mexico 'cause they know that the central american is / will go to the usa. this is protectionism 'cause mexico sends their citizen to the usa for employment and don't want those remittances to go to central america instead of mexico.
thus, mexico is aggressive against all passengers when entering chiapas. mexico kills their native americans, to this day, in chiapas and their southern border. ethnic cleansing.
so, every central american knows that for them to enter mexico makes them prey to mexican law enforcement and criminals and prejudice! they know this fact just as black usa knows that institutional racism is everyday, everywhere in the usa.
in mexico, the law enforcement officers quiz the passengers by reciting the mexican national anthem; the dialect of spanish spoken; and other nationalistic tests.
in conclusion, it's ironic, not really, how mexico exports their citizens in droves to the usa with "woe is me" stories and exhibit brutal tactics on their southern border to prevent entry / pass-through traffic by their fellow-latino / latin american.
panama does the same thing to colombians, except for the prostitutes.
the spanish-speaking person would do a lot better going to mexico for commercial interest than the usa considering mexico has the 12th largest economy in the world- tied with canada. and mexico also speaks spanish. but with usa media, everyone wants to go to the usa where the think they have a chance at the american dream. the american dream is reserved for white-people from europe. i know 'cause i'm black usa and have usa roots dating back to 1748. i just gained access to the american dream in 1965. so what makes the latin american think they have a chance? they don't speak english and they have brown skin. answer: you aint got no chance at the american dream for the next several generations. the exception are those people that have domestic-country success and bring their capital with them to the usa for entry into commercial endeavors. skin color matters too. as does changing your name just as europeans changed / change their names upon arrival too.
any latina female that aspires to relocate to the usa or speaks english gets 0% chance with me. i aint their puente (ie. bridge)!
as black usa who endured up to 500 years of "domestic terrorism" at the hands of the usa government (ie. legislative, executive, judiciary), i find it extremely difficult to "buy woe is me stories" about the life and life choices of those latin americans who seek the easy victory of usa-existence. while they flee their home-country to ride the backs of black usa, black usa cannot / could not flee. while they make life choices and don't fight to improve their society, black usa had / does fight to improve our plight to this day. instead, they want the easy victory at the expense of others (ie. black usa.) build-up your own country! improve your own plight! but no, they'd rather ride the backs of black usa who endured more brutality and lack of opportunity for up to 500 years. latin americans have it easy compared to black usa. why? usa is 100% race card / race deck. guilty upon sight whereas the latin american does not have such barrier within their home-country. does this make sense to you isg lurker? it should 'cause you fled your home-country of europe to ride the backs of black usa / african slave labour instead of building-up your home-country.
"there are no jobs." answer: create a job! get innovative! learn early and stop birthing children at age 15; dropping out of middle school; being led astray by the dumbies you call family; and create a life plan for victory. they say the above is easier said than done. okay, so go ride the backs of those (ie. black usa) who did / do exactly what is recommended two sentences prior.
damn, maybe meat loaf is a registered republican. lol. is there any question as to why meat loaf thrives in latin america with such a paradigm? lol.
the tren: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyeacozafum[/url]
*** good job "chocha monger." i've wanted to write about coyotes for a while! ***[/quote]
[b]managua mongering hall of fame inductee: chocha monger[/b] did you isg lurkers a favor with his last post. all gratitude should be extended to "chocha monger" for the wisdom he blessed upon you.
if you want your girl or to pull caballo for a latina then simply import her! don't waste time with western union payments. don't get put on the 18 - 25 year, 20% gross income payment plan via panzona / pregnancy / offspring enforced by usa child support laws at your neighboring usa embassy. don't sacrifice 50% of acquired property / consumer purchases / savings with a marriage contract enforced by the usa and the domestic-country of the latina bride. simply do this...
board your latina from managua. first, you need to wire transfer us $6,000 to your "sweetie." do you trust her to have us $6,000 in cash? in cash, to purchase the bus ticket herself? do you trust her family not to spend the us $6,000? they will steal from family members!
the list is long on why you should not entrust her with us $6,000, regardless of format (ie. cash, property, gifts).
if you are forced, which is what i recommend you do is to physically purchase the route / coyote. that means: show your face with cash-in-hand and delivery payment to the coyote. demographics matter. immediately expect to get the us $6,000 accepted from you with smiles and assurances that she will arrive. (ooooh, that's tough to accept, but demographics matter. you're a gringo and get 0% respect. you get 100% financially exploited. that's the way it is. )
so you make the purchase for her to coyote to the usa for us $6,000. and let's assume that the coyote actually placed her upon the bus. let's also assume that she arrived at the bus terminal. let's also assume that she acquired her passport and appropriate visa stamps if required. let's also assume that you purchased her passport directly from the immigration office in her native-country or embassy. let's also assume that when you went with her to purchase the passport at her immigration office everyone smiled and praised you. you, caballo, felt proud! you felt like a man! you should have felt like a fool 'cause that what evreyone played and thinks about you. captain save-a-hoe.
we must make every positive assumption about her, and just as many about you. why are you importing a latina? why are you importing a latina when you can't speak spanish? why don't you have a usa wife? why are you cheating? why? why? why? and then the answer is, "who gives a f*ck about his motives, ours are 100% financial exploitation!
damn, meat loaf is dropping knowledge like a mo-fo.
she boards the bus and along the bus route are depots or terminals. at the various terminals she will de-board the bus and go to the house of a "family member," "amiga," or someone helping her "look for work." what work? selling p*ssy at the "stash house" or by the "stash house." she already knows or should know or will learn that p*ssy is on the table and at the whim of the people she will encounter / interact with while residing at the "stash house" for a few days. after a few days she will get back on the bus and go northboud to the next parada / terminal. understand, she's been giving the p&ssy away the entire trip as fun and propina.
each country has a different flavour and they play their style differently.
this is the route of the camino real. this is the northbound road paved and traveling by the spanish. the predecessors of prince felipe. (that wedding was a joke, but gives a good visualization of how it went down and goes down in spanish-america.
what charter and national bus chains exist throughout central america? that's what she will be on. what charter and national bus chains exist throughout south america. she can always do the transfer in barranquila or cartagena to enter into colon or panama city.
so she's taken a slew od d*ck along the camino real. now, she arrives in mexico. the same network has been utilized for her entire trip. the network is vast and deep. the smiles you felt from everyone at the immigration office when you purchased her passport is the same network that ensures she arrives in the usa. one hand washes the other.
she arrives at the usa - mexican border. she then gets corralled into a "stash house" on the mexican side before passage into the usa. she gets corralled into a group and they drive; take boat; walk across the bridge; walk through the desert; take freight train; get smuggled into; or any other form of transportation into the usa.
she crosses into the usa and you (ie. gringo) are waiting for her at an agreed upon location. agree in-deed that and her agreed to meet at a specified location.
now, what will you do? where will you have her sleep? let's assume that she is going to move to your hometown. rural america; inner-city america; suburban-america; or somewhere in between.
the couple lives happy forever!
the gringo continues to send western union payments to her family in the home-country while you try to raise the us $6,000 per nino that she has in the home-country.
the gringo is either married and has her placed in an apartment paid for by gringo. let's just say us $1,000 per month in allowance and you get her job as an illegal alien amongst your circuit of associates.
or we can assume that the gringo is divorced / single / a bachelor / disgruntled and they can live together. they fear no deceit. they are a couple before the eyes of everyone. she's a cute latina is her alias.
she smiles and enjoys doing / sharing things american / gringo provided by the gringos. she likes the "high life." and i'm referring to tgi fridays; applebees; and mc donalds.
meat loaf.
this is the camino real.
when you meet a latina and not american of latin american decent, you must ask how did she arrive? it may be that she took the camino real at the expense of the last sucker (ie. gringo.) and now is on to caballo upgrades within the usa.
suck a*s gringos. gotta' love financially exploiting them. 'cause latin americans do!
Loaf,
There is no "freight train" across the Central American/Mexican border. This was discontinued years ago, and then, it only ran from a few miles inside Guatemala into Mexico.
[quote=noguera]loaf ...
there is no "freight train" across the central american/mexican border. this was discontinued years ago, and then, it only ran from a few miles inside guatemala into mexico.[/quote]there is an excellent movie about the train experience called "sin nombre". you can rent it on netflix. gangs [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] betrayal, it's all in there.
shall i ruin it for everybody by telling the ending?
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[QUOTE=Daves Pison]You got a short brain meat loaf as you said the black USA has been exploided for the last 500 years ahhh.?
I would said about 300 years but that's just because spanish traders couldn't make natives work for them as slaves and you should not use the term latin americans we are natives of this land this is our soil we we're not shipped around the world to be a slaves.
We fought the spainiers from the 1400 to the 1800 hundreds we we're never slaves of a kingdom. Is sad to say this but most of my experienses with the black-USA
Culture is been worthless I have learn more from you than reverent (RIGHT) BLACK TEOLOGIST agitator or like the black pimps Jackson and sharpton becoming millioners out of exploiting the black colonialismin in USA.
Meat loaf is a very smart american leaves the getto confides to be a conquer in a foreingh land to pass the buck to the hungry ass bitches of nicaragua the land of dirty politicians and gringos pulling caballo without any regrets.
I guess I'm learning neocommunism from you son.[/QUOTE]
500 years refers to when Columbus "discovered" the Western Hemisphere. Although he did travel with African sailors, it's common and accepted to just back the entire African Dispora to 1492 or even 1495. The exact year when the African slave trade became "first nature" is not known by myself nor am I going to waste time researching it. Let's just say 1492 'cause that's when the game started.
Although technically the USA has not existed for 500 years by name, it was the same sh*t.
300 years is too short! 2009 - 300 = 1709. In the USA, USA federal slave trading laws existed until the 1770s. Around this time, 1770s, the USA made it illegal to import Blacks (ie. Africans). Black USA slaves had to be created / produced domestically. So, the white guys breeded Black USA just as livestock post 1770. Prior to 1770, the Black USA came from domestic breeding and the West Indies. The African slaves left Africa and went to the West Indies for seasoning and then onto the USA or another American Hemisphere country. So 300 is way too short. You have to back it up to at least 1550s for the Black USA exploitation which makes it 500 years.
From 1770s to 1860s when Republican Abe Lincoln "freed the slaves" was domestic production of Black USA (ie. perpetual labour). From 1860s to 1965 was USA aparthied (ie. government sanctioned and endorsed discrimination) in all forms against Black USA. And then via lots of blood shed and international sympathy and outrage from the world, the USA repealed the sanctioning and endorsement of discrimination against Black USA. Then, post-1965, Meat Loaf is created with access to fruits of Black USA labour since 1492 - 1550s. Of course, it was a 300 - 500 year battle against the realm. The realm in that every aspect, facet, your entire existence was 100% at the discretion of your enemy / oppressor / breeding manager / etcetera. Approximately 25 generations.
Spanish America was a little slower with the importation of African slaves as they tried to enslave the natives. USA just killed them all and put Black USA to work. Thank God and the USA for giving me a job, although compensation was never extended. LOL.
Black USA gives you good entertainment, athletics, and subordinate labour. So, maybe it has not been worthless your interaction with Black USA. LOL.
[QUOTE=Noguera]Loaf,
There is no "freight train" across the Central American/Mexican border. This was discontinued years ago, and then, it only ran from a few miles inside Guatemala into Mexico.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I never take the train nor have I taken the train.
Noguera is the man doing big things to little h*es!
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Daves Pison,
You begun a string of worthless posts and admin is deleting them. You must earn your voice. Good job Jackson.
Do you know how long and hard it was for Meat Loaf to gain privilege in the themes of his posts? Of course, superior "penmanship" helped out and worthy information.
ISG Senior Member came over my house yesterday to witness in person, the mansion. He confirmed my palace is a mansion. I confirmed that his home is an estate!
As I begin my day in the office, I overlook the inground swimming pool. I overlook the multiple story house I reside. I overlook the acerage called a yard. I perform these functions as two (2) Chicas Nicas sit alongside me. One is 19 with a 3-year old daughter and the other is 22. The double-dues is her friend and I have yet to converse with her. She brought her friend to the mansion without permission nor invite. Nicaraguans! You can depend on them to be there with open hands for anything free.
What will today bring? I have a slew of b*tches coming over today, but I have 0% patience for them. I need help: I need a puppet, preferably a Gringo retiree, to smile and dance a jig so the h*es will be entertained. Will you come to Nicaragua to aide Meat Loaf?
Jay Z, "Feeling It": [URL] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqJfhmTxWvo&feature=related[/URL]
So I met some Canadian tourists who fled the cold weather of the prairies. They were attached to one another like testicles. They were in their young twenties, traveling Central America on a budget, semi-boring, and broke. They needed a place to rest their heads: US $5 per night to sleep on the floor at the Beared Monkey was too much for their budget. Hence, Meat Loaf, invited the hoes to live with me for two (2) days.
One Gringa had lots of tattoos including a tramp stamp. The other had 0% placas. They both had blonde hair and shaved muffins.
They shared the second floor bedrooms with Meat Loaf. They shared the same bed. At night, I would walk into their room, butt a*s naked, with d*ck dangling to the floor and attempt to entice them to a meal of Meat Loaf. They never accepted.
The hoes left after two (2) evenings for poorer pastures.
Gringas aint f*cking when passing through the "Gringo Friendly Confines." It should be noted that I knew these h*es lacked independence and communicated with one another telepathicly. Nonetheless, it was semi-fun watching them walk around the mansion in "coochie cutter" shorts.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]So I met some Canadian tourists who fled the cold weather of the prairies. They were attached to one another like testicles. They were in their young twenties, traveling Central America on a budget, semi-boring, and broke. They needed a place to rest their heads: US $5 per night to sleep on the floor at the Beared Monkey was too much for their budget. Hence, Meat Loaf, invited the hoes to live with me for two (2) days.
One Gringa had lots of tattoos including a tramp stamp. The other had 0% placas. They both had blonde hair and shaved muffins.
They shared the second floor bedrooms with Meat Loaf. They shared the same bed. At night, I would walk into their room, butt a*s naked, with d*ck dangling to the floor and attempt to entice them to a meal of Meat Loaf. They never accepted.
The hoes left after two (2) evenings for poorer pastures.
Gringas aint f*cking when passing through the "Gringo Friendly Confines." It should be noted that I knew these h*es lacked independence and communicated with one another telepathicly. Nonetheless, it was semi-fun watching them walk around the mansion in "coochie cutter" shorts.[/QUOTE]
These lesbian backpackers are a common sight around the world now. The soiled jeans and shoestring budget are their trademarks. Loaf, why in the world did you invite such filth into your mansion?
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]These lesbian backpackers are a common sight around the world now. The soiled jeans and shoestring budget are their trademarks. Loaf, why in the world did you invite such filth into your mansion?[/QUOTE]
I didn't know they were filth! They didn't look like "Poor White Trash," although they are from a rural environment.
When you run through h*oes like sparkling spring water one is only bound to come across some taint. But these hoes aint play me.
For them to gain entry, I did run a background check, 8-page application, and they had 0% keys with security supervising them.
It was a no loose situation. I never thought they were "tortilleras (ie. p*ssy eaters) until you informed me.
Thanks Chocha Monger.
How is the application going? I'm rooting for you Meatloaf!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]On Saturday, I saw this thick-and-juicy Chica Nica riding her bicycle down the street. She caught my eyes.
Walking to the mansion, I noticed her again.
On Sunday, I saw her, a guy, and a senora riding their bicycles again. I went and made my approach. I invited her to share a soda at the corner restaurant. She was hesitant. I befriended the mom. I tried for five (5) minutes. The mom said that she'll join me for a soda as her daughter and cousin had to make a run to the hardware store.
While drinking a beverage I told the mom that I am interested in her daughter being my "woman." The mom told me that her daughter is 18 and she has another daughter of 19 years. Mom told me that the 18 has a boyfriend of 2-months: I told the mom that they will break-up and she'll be my "woman."
I told the mom my resume: (1) 3,000 square foot home with staff; (2) BBA and MBA degrees; (3) president of a USA-corporation; (4) fluent in three languages; (5) 34 years of age; (6) resident of Latin American countries for ten years; (7) 6-figure income; (8) single; and (9) interested in her daughter.
The mom loved it and loves me: The mom told me that the 19-year daughter is available. I told the mom to talk to the daughter when she returns home.
The mom and I made an agreement that the mom will "work" the daughter of 18-years to become my "woman." I started calling the mom, suegra (ie. mother in law.) The mom loved and loves it.
The mom disclosed that the 2-daughters are in college. The mom disclosed that she need tuition money within a few weeks. The primo said that he likes me too and wants me to become a member of their family. The primo said that he will "work" the 18-year old daughter too.
As I talked with "my new family," my newly hired employee arrived with job applications providing US $2,000 per month based income. The mom's confidence increased. The daughter is a student of business and I am a corporate executive.
I invited the mom and daughter to my mansion for a meal sometime this week. The mom asked if I can cook: I told the mom that I have maid service. The mom asked why my house is so big. I told the mom that I'm waiting to move her 18-year old and the mom into my home. The mom loved it. Go caballo Go.
The mom and primo departed after 2-hours of conversation. Hugs were given. I gave the mom an kiss on the cheek and confirmed that she will talk to the daughter this evening.
I sure hope this girl is quality. I think she is and has a good family. She's 18; I'm 34, and I'll give her 3 - 5 children. The mom liked this too, for she can become a grandmother.
I learned this technique in high school: Put mom on your side. Have mom become your #1 fan / sales agent and the girl can never get from under your acclaim within her house.
I told mom that I'm confident that I can gain her daughters romantic interest. Mom confirmed this is a high probability.
In Nicaragua, you must court the household 'cause they will live with you and you will financially support them.
Application to pull caballo.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I didn't know they were filth! They didn't look like "Poor White Trash," although they are from a rural environment.
When you run through h*oes like sparkling spring water one is only bound to come across some taint. But these hoes aint play me.
For them to gain entry, I did run a background check, 8-page application, and they had 0% keys with security supervising them.
It was a no loose situation. I never thought they were "tortilleras (ie. p*ssy eaters) until you informed me.
Thanks Chocha Monger.[/QUOTE]
Their "tortillera" status would have been revealed if you had included a loafing clause in the application for temporary shelter. They would have made a quick visit to the nearest Western Union location and the $5/night for the Bearded Monkey would have magically appeared.
They will return home with tales about their adventures in the "Gringo Friendly Confines" and continue their feminist campaigns in El Norte after witnessing how their sisters in Latin America get loafed for 7.50 USD cada polvo.
Personally, if I had offered mansion accommodations to a couple of rug munchers who did not then want to fuck, I would beat off all over them and wipe it everywhere.
But that's just me.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Personally, if I had offered mansion accommodations to a couple of rug munchers who did not then want to fuck, I would beat off all over them and wipe it everywhere.
But that's just me.[/QUOTE]
Loaf,
What do you think about Dickhead's approach? Do you think they would have served tres platos had you entered the room stroking stiff meat loaf for muffin stuffing?
[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]How is the application going? I'm rooting for you Meatloaf![/QUOTE]
The mom says hello at every opportunity. The daughter was never seen again.
I aint sweating that hoe. She'll be on "bozack" sometime in the future and I'll dogg her out for not taking advantage of her opportunity when it was presented. Punk a*s b*tch! Just like a Nicaraguan: When opportunity presents itself they do nada. When they want opportunity, finally, they run around like a chicken with the head cut off. And I simply step to the side and watch the show while maintaining all my doe.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Personally, if I had offered mansion accommodations to a couple of rug munchers who did not then want to fuck, I would beat off all over them and wipe it everywhere.
But that's just me.[/QUOTE]
I like that. I will learn from you even if not about accurate historical dates.
I prefer to shoot inside of females versus using my hand. I outgrew self-gratification when I was in high school.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Loaf,
What do you think about Dickhead's approach? Do you think they would have served tres platos had you entered the room stroking stiff meat loaf for muffin stuffing?[/QUOTE]
They were a pair of worthless b*tches that I didn't even like.
I allowed them entry 'cause I was moving / upgrading my residence and was in relocation mode so it didn't matter.
Typcially, I grab their jaws and place my nutts on their forehead and d*ck along their jaw line. They open their eyes and their mouth opens soon after.
I'm at work counting down the hours until 1700 as I overlook my 6-foot deep, 25-foot long pool with three (3) Chicas Nicas inside.
How's your view in your cubicle with snow falling down from the heavens? Sucker(s)!
This is how I'm living: Tom Vu: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQNdi-fRExc&feature=related[/URL]
Hola,
I wish you Meat Loaf all the things you strive for in the coming year. I learned a lot by reading your posts, so thank you for tha information.
Some day soon I'll buy one of those colorful red drinks you favor so much in una tienda del tierra de los lagos y volcans.
Chau, y suerte,
Miguel/
[QUOTE=JazzPlayer]Hola,
I wish you Meat Loaf all the things you strive for in the coming year. I learned a lot by reading your posts, so thank you for tha information.
Some day soon I'll buy one of those colorful red drinks you favor so much in una tienda del tierra de los lagos y volcans.
Chau, y suerte,
Miguel/[/QUOTE]
I hope you've learned how not to get played by Chicas on the marriage / child support plan.
I hope you've learned alot about the USA.
I hope you've learned how to earn G8 income anywhere in the world, and with relative ease.
Eres un buen chavo, Miguel.
So, I employed a 19 year old, mother of 1- three year old, with no prior work experience. She was asked her desired salary and I met her number. Her application stated she was single, but her verbal story claimed she was married both within the Catholic Church and the Justice of the Peace. Lie or mis-mistatement? In Nicaragua, expect the lie.
On Monday she confided that her husband, unemployed, 24 year old, who lives at home with his mommy wanted to know of her work address. She confided that she wants to pursue the "nuclear family" with the husband who visits the offspring every weekend.
In Nicaragua, the nuclear family truly does not exist. The males all live at home with their mommies. The females all live at home with their mommies. The males run around the country wanting to impregnate the females. The females want to deliver a baby to their mommies so that their mommies can rear the child. Somehow they create the illusion of a nuclear family. The males will never obtain employment; move from out of their mommies home; financially support the child; or create a foundation for the offspring to achieve greatness. The males will attempt to control / guide the female's existence. The females soon realize that they are starving alone; that they are 100% responsible for the offspring's survival; and that the nuclear family is nonexistent in Nicaragua as evidenced by their rearing.
She was instructed on Monday that the address of residence is to remain private. She stated that she was getting pressured from the husband and understands that she will be fired if any family member of the employee arrives at the mansion.
In Nicaragua, they think that a job is somehow related to the family. This is to say that the family will come to the job for any and everything. For a people that have US $0, they always have some need for family to visit the job where they are earning at least US $2.50 per day. They do not understand the concept of occupation as we do in North America. To the Nicaraguan, a job is nothing more than a distraction of temporary pursuit.
On Tuesday, she cried for making a mistake at work. I called her weak and fragile. The human resources director took her under the wing and consoled her.
On Wednesday, all of the employees enjoyed the afternoon in the in-ground swimming pool. I allowed the employees to leave work three (3) hours early. Security contacted me at the executive desk and stated that some male was outside looking for his 19-year old wife. I informed her and HR. I told HR to fire her on the spot. The 19-year old attempted to save her job, which she truly wanted, via pleading. I refused and told her to hit the road. She left crying. And mounted the bicycle- family transportation- with her unemployed husband. Now, they both are unemployed at the expense of the husband.
She confided on Monday that the husband gives her a few pesos for baby milk, and that's it. She confided that he's a looser, but she wants the nuclear family dream. She confided that she wanted the job so that she could purchase make-up, earrings, clothes, and other personal items. Now, she can't even purchase that at the expense of the husband.
I was told decades ago by a CEO of a major international trading group that you must "watch who you run with." He was referring to churn-and-burn artists and other corporate sharks. I will extrapolate his statement and apply it to this story. The 19-year old "runs" with a fool, her husband. The 19-year has made this association permanent via the offspring. The 19-year old is in for a life existence of more Nicaraguan nonsense and failure at the expense of the husband.
She was thrown out of G8 existence / employment.
And they call that family or a relationship.
Her future entails more nonsense or finding some sucker Gringo in the years ahead to financially exploit. That's to say if she ever wises-up!
In Nicaragua, you spend more time dealing with garbage and nonsense than you do performing constructive activities with "worthy" individuals. PATRON.
I am pouring through USA Census Data from 2000 and am literally amazed at the numbers. In the majority of non-USA metropolitan areas, the rate of adults with no high school degree surpasses those with college degrees by 2:1 and 3:1. Also, the number of households living in poverty, under US $18,000, is approximately 20%. Furthermore, the per capita income is US $14,000 - US $19,000.
And the world thinks Gringos are smart, rich, and intelligent. The power of Hollywood and consumer credit debt.
False Advertising.
i've stated this fact in the past on many occasions. i've stated how many a latin american countries are better that nicaragua. how the other latin american societies are more progressive and offer a closeness to the paradigm we, gringos, have. i've stated how nicaragua is not cheap and the same us $1,000 per month for housing places you in the affluent neighborhoods of almost every latin american city. (a few hundred dollars here-or-there is unimportant.)
so, i've been holding nicaraguan interviews for several occupational pursuits. i've also been elevated in my posture and affluence within the fruited plain. and then it hit me: what am i doing wasted my time and talent in nicaragua. and this is entering its fourth year, to boot.
i've resided and have conducted business in several latin american countries for the past decade. every other country i've resided is more progressive than nicaragua: every other country i've engaged in commerce is better than nicaragua!
one trait of the nicaraguan people is that they truly are not inviting. they are inviting for you to spend your money on them; give them your money; or anything involving you departing from your money. in contrast, they are not hospitable when it involves inviting you into their home for a visit. they are not hospitable in offering you a meal. they are not hospitable in any realm beyond financially exploiting you. (this is my analysis approaching three years of residency and includes affluence and poverish associates.) when you need a nicaraguan to aide you, they will not nor will they be anywhere around to hear your plea.
rif-raff: i did not nor do i associate with rif-raff when in the usa. it's my avoidance of rif-raff that has placed / earned me the international lifestyle i live. had i associated with rif-raff, i would not be writing these stellar posts on isg. in nicaragua, everyone, damn near, is rif-raff. to separate the chaff from the wheat is a part-time job: to find non-rif-raff is a part-time job.
rif raff: girls that produce multiple offspring with multiple males and 0% occupational skills to financially support the offspring. males that loiter and ask for us $0.50 for a bottle or caballito (ie. rot gutt liquor.)
rif-raff: their lack of seriousness when opportunity presents itself. although i've offered several persons employment earning us $2,000 per month, under usa-enforced contracts, they have not pursued the opportunity. it's non-important that they earn us $60 per month.
rif-raff: their lack of foresight hinders their progression.
i truly am tired of associating with these losers. i never associated with losers in the usa, but am surrounded by losers in nicaragua including gringos. the gringos are almost as big of losers as the nicaraguan. the gringos operate on a shoe-string budget; chase sw-p*ssy; retired from government employment; and would not be associated by meat loaf in the usa. the gringo peers are truly not my usa-peers.
i've stated this before and will again: markets are created by participants arriving at the market. mexico city, panama city, sao paolo, and other latin america cities are markets where aspirants, intelligencia, and other productive members of the global community are present. in nicaragua, everyone expects everyone else to be a loser 'cause they themselves are losers.
for the same money i spend in nicaragua, i can spend in another market and actually elevate my latin american experience and exposure. it's not about the money 'cause i'm not on a retiree budget. for the same money i can f*ck non-rif-raff / quality p*ssy who have achieved some sort of success. in nicaragua, i aint doing sh*t when it's all said and done.
as i thought about the rif-raff present in nicaragua, i remembered my life-long quest / lust / desire for a latina. like many of you, appearance meant everything. maturity has taught me that appearance is nothing. a loser a*s b*tch financially exploiting you is not aspirational. in other markets, you can find an attractive latina with something on the ball. someone with pursuit. they exist in nicaragua, but the environment makes it difficult to mead through the rif-raff to find her. telling me that nicaragua has lots of pretty women, when this is not true- natural beauty, is dumb a*s sh*t. a pretty face and an empty head is great for the gringo volunteering to pull caballo, but we know that meat loaf is not a caballo. meat loaf wants a flock of "top flight b*tches." and forget that notion that any self-respecting female would not tolerate meat loaf's style. they will tolerate whatever style you tell them and how you play the game. your style didn't work which is why you are divorced and mongering the world to avoid further pain-and-punishment.
i always knew that nicaragua was / is a bullsh*t market and that friends / associates / employees / g8 would need to be imported and developed. i have no problem importing employees, friends, and women from other markets so that i may survive nicaragua while within my mansion. to find the above within the local market means you will meander through a plethora of rif-raff.
nicaragua is fine for those that want to take a "time out" from g8, but not a place to imitate g8.
i'm so tired of the rif-raff in both nicaraguan and gringo forms! i never associated with rif-raff, but find myself swimming amongst the polluted. (and we know via media that the usa is full of black usa and latino rif-raff, yet it never consumed or absorbed meat loaf. for my avoidance of rif-raff is why i'm meat loaf.)
who are your peers in nicaragua? nicaraguan and gringo rif-raff.
So why the fuck don't you go somewhere else? Go to Valparaíso. It's nice and hot like you like it. It's close to the beach (Viña del Mar). It's close to the mountains. It's close to an international airport. Chile has a decent infrastructure for doing business.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]So why the fuck don't you go somewhere else? Go to Valparaíso. It's nice and hot like you like it. It's close to the beach (Viña del Mar). It's close to the mountains. It's close to an international airport. Chile has a decent infrastructure for doing business.[/QUOTE]
Valparaiso, Argentina, is too far! What's a good place in Central America?
Chile is a good location for business, agreed.
Valparaiso is in [b]Chile[/b] Holmes. I don't really know Central America. My honky ass can't take the tropics. I only know Costa Rica, which I liked a lot.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Valparaiso, Argentina, is too far! What's a good place in Central America?
Chile is a good location for business, agreed.[/QUOTE]Panama is good for business too, and since I don't really like Panama City too much, you might like it (you seem to hate Granada, which I like, so I won't suggest Antigua Guatemala because it's kind of similar to Granada).
Downside of Panama City is fairly expensive pussy (especially compared to Managua). Maybe a good choice for you would be someplace in northern Colombia. Cartagena, or maybe even Barranquilla.
[QUOTE=Hog Dog]
Downside of Panama City is fairly expensive pussy (especially compared to Managua). Maybe a good choice for you would be someplace in northern Colombia. Cartagena, or maybe even Barranquilla.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
The price of p*ssy aint no big deal. I lived in Marbella, Panama City, in 2007, and got Colombian, Dominican, Panamanian, and Gringa p*ssy with 0% effort! The same Nicaraguan technique worked with the Colombians. My "Guerilla Pimp" techniques worked with the Dominicans. My USA-employment worked with the Panamanians. And my USA-residence worked with the Gringas.
[/QUOTE]
I lived in Marbella, Panama City, in 2007.
I didn't like Panama City 'cause they have too many Black people there!
Like many Gringos, I enjoy standing out in the crowd and being the center of attention.
When I was in Panama City I would recruit from the clubs in the fish market. The Colombian girls would live in a big boarding house with about 10 - 15 other hungry hoes. They would quote US $60 per polvo, but I would negotiate something better. I would buy a bottle seco and flash US $100 in single dollar bills to get the hoes excited. I would talk to the hoes about being a live-in at my Marbella residence. They would always take me up on the offer 'cause they weren't selling any p*ssy anyway. The challenge was firing the hoes 'cause they wanted the 18 - 25 year old plan. Them Bodeguita hoes cost too much, but were gorgeous.
Them Dominican hoes in Caledonia liked my "Guerilla Pimp" technique. That's when you strong arm the p*ssy. They love that in the Caledonia neighborhood establishments.
The Gringas were easy pickings. In Panama City, they have an established infrastructure of internationalists and that's where I would get them. Socializing with other Gringos introduced me to Gringas and they would give me the p*ssy cause I'm Meat Loaf.
The Panamanians would get excited by the Marbella address, my Spanish-skills, international residence, and business card. I didn't like the hoes that much cause like Granada, they witness too many sucker a*s Gringos pulling caballo.
I found Panama City to be a big piece of sh*t. It dried my skin out, the weather. Panama City is fun if you want to spend a lot of money, but I'm not that wealthy. I didn't find that place all to appealing and will only return for something business related.
Thanks "Hog Dog" for the suggestion: What are some of your favorite locales?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Valparaiso, Argentina, is too far! What's a good place in Central America?
Chile is a good location for business, agreed.[/QUOTE]
Loaf,
I recommend Honduras. You will stand out on the mainland. You will enjoy the "Gringo Friendly Confines." Unlike the boring atmosphere of Granada, in Honduras, you will live the excitement of ever imminent "golpes de estado." The best thing, however, is that you will not have to give up any of the mediocrity which you have become so accustomed to in Nicaragua. You will still be entertained by "cuete" and "machetazos" in the barrio. There is also no lack of cluckers willing to approach the executive desk. You favorite folk dish, "tres platos", is also available.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Loaf,
I recommend Honduras. You will stand out on the mainland. You will enjoy the "Gringo Friendly Confines." Unlike the boring atmosphere of Granada, in Honduras, you will live the excitement of ever imminent "golpes de estado." The best thing, however, is that you will not have to give up any of the mediocrity which you have become so accustomed to in Nicaragua. You will still be entertained by "cuete" and "machetazos" in the barrio. There is also no lack of cluckers willing to approach the executive desk. You favorite folk dish, "tres platos", is also available.[/QUOTE]
Honduras is equally as poor as Nicaragua. Honduras has Tegucigalpa and San Pedro Sula. I hear San Pedro Sula is a very technological city. They also have the beach cities on the Atlantic Coast, but I'm not interested in the beach.
Honduras: Not a bad idea!
I haven't been to Honduras but when I was in The Bahamas I met a guy from there. He said the mosquitos there drank "Off." He said you would put "Off" on your skin and five minutes later mosquitos would be doing the backstroke in it.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]I haven't been to Honduras but when I was in The Bahamas I met a guy from there. He said the mosquitos there drank "Off." He said you would put "Off" on your skin and five minutes later mosquitos would be doing the backstroke in it.[/QUOTE]
I hate mosquitos, but they are cute people (ie. mesquitos.)
I'm glad to see you posting again "Dickhead."
It's that time again, Christmas, when the suckers come out.
The Nicaraguan cable company, Estessa, has been playing the Richard Gere movie, "Pretty Woman" every other day.
I guess this is a message to Gringos who pull caballo and their aspirants that sweeping a prostitute from the streets via the marriage contract is common and acceptable.
After all, it helps out the Nicaraguan economy with 0% effort: Just what they like in Nicaragua.
Meat Loaf would like to wish all of my loyal readers a Happy Holidays cheer.
Kwanzaa too!
It seems that whenever I get depressed about Nicaraguan residence, someone is there to uplift my spirits and hope. Yesterday, the elevator was a Canadian lawyer visiting the "Gringo Friendly Confines."
Me and my associates badgered the Gringo to enter the bar, and he did. We shared conversation and jokes. Of course, occupational activities were exchanged and he was handed a Meat Loaf business card. (My business cards are so powerful that when I present them to the recipient, I am given immediate respect. When I begin conversing, the respect is earned and verified. I know that it must really shock white people how much I know and the activities I engage. This is not a bad thing, but counter to their Black experience of Hollywood media.)
We shared beers and invited the Canuck to our friend's 2,100 square foot bachelor pad of USA-quality for Monday Night Football.
At the football viewing party, he and I began talking law. With Lexis-Nexis, I am equipped with laws, journals, and other legal data for almost all G8 countries. So we began talking about Canadian law which I'm not that knowledgable about.
We discussed contract law, personal injury law, real estate law, and family law.
He disclosed to me Canadian law in regards to family law about perpetual alimony. In Canada, alimony is perpetual. In Canada, pre-nuptial agreements enforceability are at the discretion of the judge. In Canada, you are worse off than the California, USA, male. And that's bad!
He and I discussed law for about two (2) hours, and even he, a licensed Canadian lawyer was impressed at my legal acumen and depth. And he charges US $250 per hour.
For you Canadians, please expound upon your experiences in Canadian Family Court (ie. (1) child custody, (2) divorce settlement, (3) alimony).
It seems, that everyone is an attorney when overseas. Maybe some of these people get confused on what a paralegal or clerk is and opt for the more glamorous title. I don't know, but it seems that becoming a lawyer is too easy and too accessible for those of skin-tone privledge. USA Bar Association Membership: 960,000 white; 40,000 non-white of which 20,000 are Black USA; 7,000 are Mexican USA; 5,000 Puerto Rican USA and they have three law schools in Puerto Rico; and 8,000 other. Now you know this is wrong and race-based simply based upon the stats. Law schools aspire for 25% minority enrollment at major legal factories, but bar admission is a totally different game. It's the only game that counts!
It's "real conversations" that makes Granada residence valuable even though everyone is white, 50 years of age plus, male, can't speak Spanish, and lusting for Chicas Nicas.
We invited the Canadian to our New Years Eve party.
In Granada, the Gringos are friendly and inviting to tourists and everyone is pretty much respectable. It's an okay existence.
i was watching c-span yesterday and the aclu had a very pertinent conference with congress about the disparity in jail time between crack and powder cocaine. this is a real issue and topic because in nicaragua, the deportees, your peers, were convicted and served state / federal jail time for (1) guns and / or (2) drugs. they are your peers due to language and gringo-mentalities. they, the deportees, were usa prey and thus feel reparations against gringos within their country is justified. for many feel that if the usa can "kick them out" of their / your country then they, the deportee, can "kick you out" of their country- nicaragua. i've written about deportees since 2007 because they are major population of english-speaking persons within in nicaragua and many do nothing more but cause problems and commit petty crimes. with the lack of police enforcement in granada, 170 officers for a population of 140,000, they face 0% risk of incarceration.
here are some simple statistics:
the average sentence is 91 months (ie. 7 years, 7 months) in federal prison for powder cocaine; 115 months (ie. 9 years, 7 months) for crack.
the trigger for the above sentencing is 50 grams for crack; 500 grams for power cocaine.
80% of mandatory minimums are issued for crack while 8% of mandatory minimums for powder cocaine.
80% of crack convictions are against black usa; 50% powder cocaine convictions are against hispanic usa with 40% of them being non-usa citizens.
lifetime penalties are voting rights; ineligibility for political office; menial employment; and the removal of male citizenry from the / their communities.
although the trafficking of powder cocaine is federal crime only 6% of powder cocaine cases are against the "kingpin." the majority of convictions and arrests are against the "street level dealers."
only 13% of drug users are black usa, but represent 50% of the usa-prison population.
crack cocaine is nothing more than powder cocaine mixed with baking soda or "comeback" and cooked over an open flame- freebase.
i thought this would be a good post so you may understand the usa-realities of your gringo-deportee's existence.
a few months ago i met an early-twenty something girl from the atlantic coast via managua. my "homie" filled me in on who she is and what she's about: last year, in granada she found a sucker from europe to take her to europe where she explored for seven (7) months. paris, germany, and other g8 countries was her experience and is her mindset. my "homie" told me she was just up from costa rica where she was fleecing suckers and has arrived just in time for tourist season.
she and i conversed and went to a holloween party together. it was very enjoyable. she has lots of energy and enjoys having fun. after the party, we went to the mansion and i was peer-pressured into giving her some loaf. early on i disclosed to her my lack of romantic interests and that i am "papi chulo." she accepted it, but within 24-hours she attempted to use her "rookie" skills on me, a seasoned veteran.
for the next week she would come to my mansion and spend hours and nights with meat loaf. hearing this b*tch talk about europe as if i think europe is cool was a real chore. hearing this b*tch say, "tengo hambre" wore my nerves. witnessing this "hood rat's" emotional swings was comical.
her sexual delivery is very entertaining. loud screams, moans, and other verbal communication is her style. she loved to tell me, "you got the big d*ck," as if i didn't already know. she would also say, "i'm your b*tch" which i would refute immediately. her enthusiasm for sucking d*ck was present. her flexibility in the bed was a plus. (honestly, i can see how a 50 year plus gringo could / would / will fall for the "okie doke," but not meat loaf.)
she attempted to hustle meat loaf for the one week we were associates. i gave her us $0 and complained about her eating my rice and beans. she got absolutely 0% from meat loaf including a limp d*ck. she couldn't understand how / why my d*ck never got hard for her during her 1-week p*ssy trap. truthfully, the p*ssy is good, but if "raw dog." she spends too much time playing around with the condom that it distracts the d*ck from doing his job.
for the entire week that we associated, she would spend 50% of the time instructing me not to advertise her business. don't advertise that she gave me the p*ssy. don't advertise that she worked at caribbean morena in managua. don't advertise this and don't advertise that. this really aggravated a p.i.m.p. and made me develop more dislike of this "hood rat."
within a few weeks she had found a new sucker. this sucker was a psychologist fro the usa who came to visit his "girlfriend" in masaya. when he arrived via airplane to masaya, she was not present. she told her female friend to tell him that they were broken up. rejected and looking for redemption, the gringo psychologist had to score. he found, "i'm going to get a house." (her name is "i'm going to get a house" because she calls me on the cellphone and says that i, meat loaf, and not going to ruin her from getting a house! typically, a person that wants a home obtains a "real job" and saves their money for several years to acquire the 20% down payment. they then sign their future away for the next 15 to 30 years. they commit themselves to making a fixed payment every month for the next 15 to 30 years. this is how people typically acquire a home. "sub-prime" losers got what they deserved for trying to take a short-cut. and now they want someone to sacrifice for them because they didn't sacrifice themselves. "i'm going to get a house" by p*ssy is her motive!)
the two travel throughout nicaragua for 2 - 3 days and he pays her us $300. her ability to speak english and spanish makes it easy for suckers to endear her.
business was slow for about 1.5 weeks and i suggested to her to get out there and find a sucker. she was worried about pending expense obligations. i found it entertaining to watch her game unfold. the above sucker has and will continue to remit western union to his girlfriend in nicaragua. their 2 - 3 days together for us $300 makes this psychologist feel worthy. mute the fact that his original reason for coming to nicaragua was to visit his then-current girlfriend in masaya. he was the walking wounded when he met "i'm going to get a house."
she found another sucker who took out home equity line / second mortgage on his usa primary residence to reside in granada. his prior visit and companionship made its impact. he too is in his 50s to 60s.
they are together for the right fee. she likes the finer things of life at the expense of another. she has no grooming and what grooming she has falls apart with social elevation. grooming being couth.
"i'm going to get a house" is serious about her objectives. you are serious about your objectives- ejaculation. while you accomplish your nutts / polvos, she is accomplishing her, "i'm going to get a house."
while you think she listens and understands you, she's thinking "i'm going to get a house." while you pay for current access, she's accruing / escrow her "i'm going to get a house."
"i'm going to get a house."
meat loaf continues to deliver posts of quality that teach mongers worldwide what not to do. the stories are true of how other mongers- babosos (ie. fools)- volunteer for financial exploitation enforced by g8 legislation (ie. marriage contract, child support, alimony, etcetera). hopefully you will wise-up and give thanks to meat loaf for helping you save you the ridicule and embarrassment of pulling caballo for a worthless chica.
peer group cannot be stated enough.
i met a gringo of usa affluence who "fell in love with a chica nica" 1.5 years ago. she is a widow to a retiree and receives his military and social security pensions. she married the last mark as he approached his death bed. the groom is from the same metropolis as meat loaf. his family are literally my neighbors in the usa and we all share the same occupations of glamor. they are my usa peers both in residence, occupation, education, and some social.
although his family attempted to "talk him out of marrying her," he would not listen. this was to be his third wedding. the prior-marriages were formed in a similar manner- mail order brides. and look how they went.
her reputation precedes her around town and she earned the nickname, "loca jota" for her erratic behavior when not medicated. "classic baboso" gives the family an allowance which mantener (ie. financially supports) the unemployed and non-interested in employment brother, the mother (ie. grandmother), and the unemployed bride. his remittance approaches us $1,000 per month.
what's really funny is that "classic bobo" lives in a cold metropolis and his bride has never left the "gringo friendly confines" where the weather is 95 degrees daily. how will she survive the windy city?
the day before the wedding "classic bobo" ran around nicaragua to acquire the proper governmental documents enabling his bride to gain access to the usa refugee program. he was more serious about getting married than she was.
the most elegant restaurant in town is the former home of william walker, the gran francia restaurant. for any granadina to gain access into the restaurant is an accomplishment. for any granadina to have an "all expense paid" meal and wedding at the gran francia is "hustle skills" or success. for any gringo to pay for the above is "classic bobo."
they got married, his third and her second. she earned a steady lifetime payment stream from the first marriage via usa legislation. her pensions are automatically disbursed and she will never be worried about its delivery via bank wire. now, she has the usa marriage license to a foreign-citizen. go caballo, go!
who will she talk to up north? can she survive the weather? is it worth her effort considering she already gets the pensions, remittances, and has usa legislation in her favour. what is he reaping? a latina.
this is too common of an a gringo experience; and too common of a granada perception of gringos and their stupidity. this story was the laugh of the town for that week and the following week. he was back up north at his caballo job and she was walking around town looking "dusty."
as the previous post, this is classic gringo / bobo.
i met another gringo, your peer, in his 60s visiting granada with the intent of mongering. i found it funny and inquired into his story. he is an avid isg lurker.
what makes his story entertaining is that he (1) took an airport shuttle 2-hours to the usa airport, (2) boarded the airline in the usa for costa rica, (3) deplaned in costa rica, (4) boarded tica bus for granada, and (5) arrived with enough luggage for a 1-month visit.
he came as the tourist season began and was "blown away" by early-twenty somethings offering p4p. like you, he chases age: unlike the females that meat loaf lays, these were some non-attractive "cluckers."
he was comfortable in his purpose of "tricking" and was mature in his quest. he visited meat loaf's mansion and witnessed a few "hangers on."
this gringo went through all of the above transportation modes just to monger is a non-mongering locale. he could do the same thing in his usa metropolis via dominicans and puerto ricans, and look a lot better than nicaraguans.
bus, planes, & automobiles just to monger. ¡hay dios mio!
I had a Chica spend the night about 1-month ago. She doesn't have a chance with Meat Loaf due to my lack of respect for her parenting skills. The child is four (4) year old and she calls him, "baby." The child is four (4) years old and she gives him formula / Similac / Nido / a bottle. This is another example of how females do not have an innate parenting skill nor do they know best. I found this disgusting, but nonetheless I let her get a polvo.
It was morning and I was riding the "Executive Desk." She sat on the sofa with little conversation. Time with her is pesa and not a fluid interaction. Knocking at my door was female friend of three (3) years. She entered with loads of energy. I told "baby's momma'" to hacer amistad with the female friend of three (3) years. She responded that she does not like to make friendship: She responded that she is a loner with limited-to-zero friends at present. I, Meat Loaf, found more disturbing and combined with her parenting skills an automatic dismissal of future interaction. With pressure, I got her to vacate the premises within minutes.
As my associate sat at the "Executive Desk" for morning coffee and "I Can Pour My Own Goddamn Drink," they smirked at how one leaves and the other enters. They giggled at how the two (2) Chicas passed by each other in the foyer and that's how a man should live. They knew that the d*ck was / is in demand and that they are auditioning or attempting to maintain access.
For the friend of three (3) years, this is a given as we have executed threesome for the past three (3) years and she even knew my girlfriend / live-in of 1.5 years.
Since this exchange, "baby's momma'" has been calling up to five or ten times per day. She gets ignored. Being the gentleman that I am, I told her that I'm a womanizer / lady's man (ie. mujeriego) and that she's better off with someone else. She said that irrelevant and non-material. She said she loves me for who I am. Can't blame her. For she loves me just as you, ISG Lurker, love Meat Loaf. Unfortunately for her, she can't read International Sex Guide and get her fix of Meat Loaf sexual exploits and existence.
One Enters while the other Leaves.
It's a shame and rather common for 50-year old Gringos to be living off of mommy, still. Irrelevant of income, 50-year old Gringos will leach onto their mothers and fathers to support their offshore existence.
For many, if they ever went back to the USA they would be guaranteed not to get any p*ssy. At least in Nicaragua, they can purchase p*ssy for a fair price and think they are successful with the ladies.
Mommy simply wants her son to be happy and will remit Social Security checks and spousal death insurance earnings to her son. Failing in Granada, mommy sends her son to a country or city where they were last happy or eager to explore.
This is a mother's love and for some Gringos, they will financially exploit their retired and Senior Citizen parents for their offshore experience. The sad thing is that these Gringo's really should be in the USA where they can seek medical attention and earn their own nest egg for the attempt at Nicaraguan existence. These Gringos are not even competitive!
A Mother's Love.
[QUOTE=Originally Posted by Meat Loaf]
I'm too tired to post as of late, but will in the future.
Topics Coming Soon: (1) 3-some; (2) mature white tourist gets loafed; (3) one comes in, another leaves; (4) 19-year old gets loafed; (5) retired Gringo takes buses and planes to chase cheap p*ssy; (6) white-on-white crime; (7) tourists take over Granada; (8) 2-white Gringa backpackers move into Meat Loaf mansion; (9) Nicas hunting / locking-up dumb a*s Gringos for houses; and (10) a few more stories (ie. retired Gringos living off of mommy-and-daddy, still; high-society; French pedicure; Thanksgiving Dinner; the power of words (Rev. Wright; N-word); just another Black guy; US $40,000 extortion; the same 'ol wh*res acting like beauty queens; ).
I can't remember, but I think I've f*cked 8 females in the past 2-weeks!
That's what good d*ck will do for you.
[/QUOTE]
I've posted all of the above topics.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]It's a shame and rather common for 50-year old Gringos to be living off of mommy, still. Irrelevant of income, 50-year old Gringos will leach onto their mothers and fathers to support their offshore existence.
For many, if they ever went back to the USA they would be guaranteed not to get any p*ssy. At least in Nicaragua, they can purchase p*ssy for a fair price and think they are successful with the ladies.
Mommy simply wants her son to be happy and will remit Social Security checks and spousal death insurance earnings to her son. Failing in Granada, mommy sends her son to a country or city where they were last happy or eager to explore.
This is a mother's love and for some Gringos, they will financially exploit their retired and Senior Citizen parents for their offshore experience. The sad thing is that these Gringo's really should be in the USA where they can seek medical attention and earn their own nest egg for the attempt at Nicaraguan existence. These Gringos are not even competitive!
A Mother's Love.[/QUOTE]
This is shocking. I can’t believe gringos would treat poor mom and pop this way. I guess some guys will do anything to get a nut. After all, coke fiends rob and kill their own parents to support their habit. Could it be that pussy is as strong as cocaine in its addictive properties?
This reminds me of another monger prowling the hutongs of China in search of cheap vagina while teaching “Engrish”(sic). A lot of ISG Lurkers and mongers are enjoying the benefits of G7 citizenship without paying into the pot. They’re the first ones to run to the embassy demanding to be saved when the shit hits the fan.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I had a Chica spend the night about 1-month ago. She doesn't have a chance with Meat Loaf due to my lack of respect for her parenting skills. The child is four (4) year old and she calls him, "baby." The child is four (4) years old and she gives him formula / Similac / Nido / a bottle. This is another example of how females do not have an innate parenting skill nor do they know best. I found this disgusting, but nonetheless I let her get a polvo.
It was morning and I was riding the "Executive Desk." She sat on the sofa with little conversation. Time with her is pesa and not a fluid interaction. Knocking at my door was female friend of three (3) years. She entered with loads of energy. I told "baby's momma'" to hacer amistad with the female friend of three (3) years. She responded that she does not like to make friendship: She responded that she is a loner with limited-to-zero friends at present. I, Meat Loaf, found more disturbing and combined with her parenting skills an automatic dismissal of future interaction. With pressure, I got her to vacate the premises within minutes.
As my associate sat at the "Executive Desk" for morning coffee and "I Can Pour My Own Goddamn Drink," they smirked at how one leaves and the other enters. They giggled at how the two (2) Chicas passed by each other in the foyer and that's how a man should live. They knew that the d*ck was / is in demand and that they are auditioning or attempting to maintain access.
For the friend of three (3) years, this is a given as we have executed threesome for the past three (3) years and she even knew my girlfriend / live-in of 1.5 years.
Since this exchange, "baby's momma'" has been calling up to five or ten times per day. She gets ignored. Being the gentleman that I am, I told her that I'm a womanizer / lady's man (ie. mujeriego) and that she's better off with someone else. She said that irrelevant and non-material. She said she loves me for who I am. Can't blame her. For she loves me just as you, ISG Lurker, love Meat Loaf. Unfortunately for her, she can't read International Sex Guide and get her fix of Meat Loaf sexual exploits and existence.
One Enters while the other Leaves.[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf,
You manage hoes like a corporate pimp. Fortune 500 Human Resources mangers would be proud. Churn and burn are buzz words of the day. Like all commodities pussy needs to be rotated on a regular basis or it gets stale or spoiled. Hoes come to play and then be on their way. Your catch and release policy also demonstrates excellent corporate stewardship of natural resources. Everyone can have fun without depleting vital pussy resources.
[quote=meat loaf]i met another gringo, your peer, in his 60s visiting granada with the intent of mongering. i found it funny and inquired into his story. he is an avid isg lurker.
what makes his story entertaining is that he (1) took an airport shuttle 2-hours to the usa airport, (2) boarded the airline in the usa for costa rica, (3) deplaned in costa rica, (4) boarded tica bus for granada, and (5) arrived with enough luggage for a 1-month visit.
he came as the tourist season began and was "blown away" by early-twenty somethings offering p4p. like you, he chases age: unlike the females that meat loaf lays, these were some non-attractive "cluckers."
he was comfortable in his purpose of "tricking" and was mature in his quest. he visited meat loaf's mansion and witnessed a few "hangers on."
this gringo went through all of the above transportation modes just to monger is a non-mongering locale. he could do the same thing in his usa metropolis via dominicans and puerto ricans, and look a lot better than nicaraguans.
bus, planes, & automobiles just to monger. ¡hay dios mio![/quote]
loaf, did you school that isg lurker on the basics of logistics? i'll be using this story as an example of bad supply chain management and poor sourcing.
[quote=meat loaf]meat loaf continues to deliver posts of quality that teach mongers worldwide what not to do. the stories are true of how other mongers- babosos (ie. fools)- volunteer for financial exploitation enforced by g8 legislation (ie. marriage contract, child support, alimony, etcetera). hopefully you will wise-up and give thanks to meat loaf for helping you save you the ridicule and embarrassment of pulling caballo for a worthless chica.
peer group cannot be stated enough.
i met a gringo of usa affluence who "fell in love with a chica nica" 1.5 years ago. she is a widow to a retiree and receives his military and social security pensions. she married the last mark as he approached his death bed. the groom is from the same metropolis as meat loaf. his family are literally my neighbors in the usa and we all share the same occupations of glamor. they are my usa peers both in residence, occupation, education, and some social.
although his family attempted to "talk him out of marrying her," he would not listen. this was to be his third wedding. the prior-marriages were formed in a similar manner- mail order brides. and look how they went.
her reputation precedes her around town and she earned the nickname, "loca jota" for her erratic behavior when not medicated. "classic baboso" gives the family an allowance which mantener (ie. financially supports) the unemployed and non-interested in employment brother, the mother (ie. grandmother), and the unemployed bride. his remittance approaches us $1,000 per month.
what's really funny is that "classic bobo" lives in a cold metropolis and his bride has never left the "gringo friendly confines" where the weather is 95 degrees daily. how will she survive the windy city?
the day before the wedding "classic bobo" ran around nicaragua to acquire the proper governmental documents enabling his bride to gain access to the usa refugee program. he was more serious about getting married than she was.
the most elegant restaurant in town is the former home of william walker, the gran francia restaurant. for any granadina to gain access into the restaurant is an accomplishment. for any granadina to have an "all expense paid" meal and wedding at the gran francia is "hustle skills" or success. for any gringo to pay for the above is "classic bobo."
they got married, his third and her second. she earned a steady lifetime payment stream from the first marriage via usa legislation. her pensions are automatically disbursed and she will never be worried about its delivery via bank wire. now, she has the usa marriage license to a foreign-citizen. go caballo, go!
who will she talk to up north? can she survive the weather? is it worth her effort considering she already gets the pensions, remittances, and has usa legislation in her favour. what is he reaping? a latina.
this is too common of an a gringo experience; and too common of a granada perception of gringos and their stupidity. this story was the laugh of the town for that week and the following week. he was back up north at his caballo job and she was walking around town looking "dusty."
as the previous post, this is classic gringo / bobo.[/quote]
this story should be called “dos bobos.” he gets to pull caballo and she gets to lose her secure benefits and live in a frigid climate. there are no winners.
Meat Loaf,
This War On Drugs is a waste of money. The US has been fighting the sale of street narcotics for decades with nothing to show for it except huge additions to the budget deficit. A better route would be legalization, regulation and taxation. The model already exists for alcohol, tobacco and firearms. It will general revenue and create jobs. More importantly it will loosen the noose around the necks of black and Hispanic USA. Tax payers will no longer have to pay for the incarceration and removal of these narco-entrepreneurs from the community. Of course, the kingpins will not favor this as it will cut deeply into their profit margins. Colombian cocaine can be purchased for $1500/kilo and retailed in the US for $66,000/kilo. Pakistani heroin can be purchased for $2,600/kilo and retailed for $130,000 in the US. At these profit margins the cartels are probably lobbying Congress to keep the narcotics trade illegal.
Americans spend approximately $60 billion on narcotics purchases each year. About $10 to $30 billion of this is repatriated to Latin America annually. How can you eliminate a business that is recession proof and can lose up to 90% of its profits and still remain profitable? About 6 million Americans spend $100-$500 per week on illicit narcotics. Partying in America has become synonymous with getting high. If you have drugs you will get pussy. A lot of fine women are dropping their drawers for a hit of cocaine or ecstasy. A lot of gringa backpackers with shaved muffins are not roughing it to absorb Latin American culture. They’re out to mooch off cheap cocaine and cannabis.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]This is shocking. I can’t believe gringos would treat poor mom and pop this way. I guess some guys will do anything to get a nut. After all, coke fiends rob and kill their own parents to support their habit. Could it be that pussy is as strong as cocaine in its addictive properties?
This reminds me of another monger prowling the hutongs of China in search of cheap vagina while teaching “Engrish”(sic). A lot of ISG Lurkers and mongers are enjoying the benefits of G7 citizenship without paying into the pot. They’re the first ones to run to the embassy demanding to be saved when the shit hits the fan.[/QUOTE]
You meet lots of people who have lived their entire adult lives overseas. They are not like myself, self-made, independent men. Instead, they reside under the USA government's thumb by teaching English or working as a government contractor. They know 0% about SURVIVING overseas 'cause their experience is 100% within a bubble.
Although they amass 50 or 60-years of age, they know as much as a college freshman when it involves overseas residency.
For these 50 and 60-year old living off of mommy and daddy, they will do anything not to go back to the USA where they were losers to begin with. That USA divorce jaded them. Those child support payments hurt them. Their unattractive appearance ensures they will get 0% p*ssy, especially the young stuff. They have 0% hope in the USA: They have 100% confidence in Nicaragua with US $10.
It is this reason why I dislike Granada. Suckers like the above are prevalent in Granada. These losers think that they are doing something and this is without Spanish fluency. So we know they aint doing sh*t.
This is just more evidence of farsantes (ie. phonies).
Slim Thug, "Self-Made": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOTE6RjCF0&feature=related[/URL]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf,
This War On Drugs is a waste of money. The US has been fighting the sale of street narcotics for decades with nothing to show for it except huge additions to the budget deficit. A better route would be legalization, regulation and taxation. The model already exists for alcohol, tobacco and firearms. It will general revenue and create jobs. More importantly it will loosen the noose around the necks of black and Hispanic USA. Tax payers will no longer have to pay for the incarceration and removal of these narco-entrepreneurs from the community. Of course, the kingpins will not favor this as it will cut deeply into their profit margins. Colombian cocaine can be purchased for $1500/kilo and retailed in the US for $66,000/kilo. Pakistani heroin can be purchased for $2,600/kilo and retailed for $130,000 in the US. At these profit margins the cartels are probably lobbying Congress to keep the narcotics trade illegal.
Americans spend approximately $60 billion on narcotics purchases each year. About $10 to $30 billion of this is repatriated to Latin America annually. How can you eliminate a business that is recession proof and can lose up to 90% of its profits and still remain profitable? About 6 million Americans spend $100-$500 per week on illicit narcotics. Partying in America has become synonymous with getting high. If you have drugs you will get pussy. A lot of fine women are dropping their drawers for a hit of cocaine or ecstasy. A lot of gringa backpackers with shaved muffins are not roughing it to absorb Latin American culture. They’re out to mooch off cheap cocaine and cannabis.[/QUOTE]
When I moved from the Managua ghettoe to the "Gringo Friendly Confines" a lot of my Managua associates commented on how (1) white people / Gringos are there just to do cocaine and (2) pedaphilia.
As an alumnus of a major USA university, I saw white kids getting high everyday and every night. I never witnessed drug abuse until I went to the "white man's university." (The Black USA at the university are on athletic scholarships, therefore they are drug tested for performance enhancing dosages). After university, I went to Wall Street & La Salle Street where I witnessed even more illicit drug abuse. (Here, they would purchase pounds of marijuana and half-kilos of nieve (ie. snow).) Of course, nobody around these locales is Black USA or Hispanic USA, including the dealers: Everyone is white. Later on, I found myself in the "Drug-Trafficking Capital of North America"- El Paso, Texas, USA, - Cd. Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico, (ie. El Paso del Norte), where I hardly witnessed any drug abuse. Drug trafficking yes, drug usage no. Have you heard of Juarez? It was the maquilla (ie. NAFTA assembly plants) capital of North America a few decades ago.
One must accept the fact that not everyone can do the same thing. Different rules apply for different people. White people can get caught in possession of drugs and walk away. Black & Hispanic USA can get caught or planted with drugs and "do a bid." This is why "Rent a Gangster" will explode in your face and "Hate Crimes" will / are perpetrated against white people / Gringos in Latin America.
While rock-and-roll music has glamourized drug usage (ie. cocaine, heroin, crank, marijuana, etcetera) since the 1960s, when rap music started to glamourize marijuana in 1990 it became a shock. It became that everyone Black USA is a drug addict. When rap music began to glamourize street level cocaine / crack sales, they encouraged knuckleheads to pursue that career and incarceration path.
Everyone knows that Black USA can't import that stuff. The stuff comes in via white people and Hispanic USA. The drug traffickers are the USA government / CIA as evidenced in Congressional Testimony (ie. Iran - Contra Affair).
Drugs employ too many people at the expense of people we (ie. the USA) doesn't care about- Black USA & Hispanic USA. Therefore, it's a win / win situation: Employment for white USA; incarceration for Black USA and Hispanic USA. They never have to see the impact.
The "War on Drugs" is simply a different form of slavery. And when these minorities are locked-up, they obtain commercial employment for US $0.80 per day. How close to slavery / US $0.00 per hour in labour costs can you get? And how far can they, the incarcerated 2 million residents, go with chains and shackles and watch towers? 2,000,000 x US $6.40 (ie. US $0.80 per hour x 8 hours) = US $ 2, 800,000 per day in inmate wages for the commercial contract / governmental budget allocation. The expenses of the institution and corrections officers is mute since it serves as law-and-order government spending. That's not a bad deal.
Australian was founded for the above. And they were white Englishman & Irishman. Same game, different customer.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf,
You manage hoes like a corporate pimp. Fortune 500 Human Resources mangers would be proud. Churn and burn are buzz words of the day. Like all commodities pussy needs to be rotated on a regular basis or it gets stale or spoiled. Hoes come to play and then be on their way. Your catch and release policy also demonstrates excellent corporate stewardship of natural resources. Everyone can have fun without depleting vital pussy resources.[/QUOTE]
Forget about that marriage contract.
Forget about that divorce settlement.
Simply expose yourself to child support payments for 18 - 25 years and you'll be better off. 17 - 20% for the first child, 3 - 5% for the second child, and 2% for all children subsequent. Visitation? Take the generic plan of every other weekend in the city of residence of the mother.
Or get "Guerilla P.I.M.P." and inject your b*tch with the birth control shot and prevent the child support exposure. Vasectomy is not recommended: Why snip your nutts due to procreation fears.
This is how you win as a male! After a few years of the b*tch failing to convince you to marry her, she may or may not leave. If she leaves, you already have other hoes in rotation so you don't suffer much. In contrast, when she leaves after divorce you'll be damaged and emotionally distraught for years to decades.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Simply expose yourself to child support payments for 18 - 25 years and you'll be better off. 17 - 20% for the first child, 3 - 5% for the second child, and 2% for all children subsequent. [/QUOTE]It´s always good to know about volume discounts.
Thanks for the tip!
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Forget about that marriage contract.
Forget about that divorce settlement.
Simply expose yourself to child support payments for 18 - 25 years and you'll be better off. 17 - 20% for the first child, 3 - 5% for the second child, and 2% for all children subsequent. Visitation? Take the generic plan of every other weekend in the city of residence of the mother.
Or get "Guerilla P.I.M.P." and inject your b*tch with the birth control shot and prevent the child support exposure. Vasectomy is not recommended: Why snip your nutts due to procreation fears.
This is how you win as a male! After a few years of the b*tch failing to convince you to marry her, she may or may not leave. If she leaves, you already have other hoes in rotation so you don't suffer much. In contrast, when she leaves after divorce you'll be damaged and emotionally distraught for years to decades.[/QUOTE]
Loaf,
Snipping their nuts is the best protection some guys can have against themselves. Some guys are tender under the zipper and they easily fall for declarations of love and devotion from their grillas. They wouldn't put the effort into giving birth control shots. There is also a risk that the birth control shot could be a fake bought from a Chinese pharmaceutical company.
[url]http://chinabounder.********.com/2008/07/reason-number-7-better-than-cheap-its.html[/url]
If you like busting raw nuts in her guts it's best to get splayed and neutered. This small investment will pay for itself thousands of times over a lifetime.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Loaf,
Snipping their nuts is the best protection some guys can have against themselves. Some guys are tender under the zipper and they easily fall for declarations of love and devotion from their grillas. They wouldn't put the effort into giving birth control shots. There is also a risk that the birth control shot could be a fake bought from a Chinese pharmaceutical company.
[url]http://chinabounder.********.com/2008/07/reason-number-7-better-than-cheap-its.html[/url]
If you like busting raw nuts in her guts it's best to get splayed and neutered. This small investment will pay for itself thousands of times over a lifetime.[/QUOTE]
Life has risks!
Give the broad a birth control shot bought by you, the male, at the pharmacy. If she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant. What does it matter 'cause you won't get custody and limited access anyway. A couple of dollars in child support doesn't make a difference. Actually, if she were to get pregnant after taking such birth control precaution, this family-unit may prove more successful and mature than those relationships created from marriage and the lack of birth control usage.
The other day a group of 200 hundred Ninos Nicas set on a conquest of aggravation and begging throughout the neighborhood. Although "dressed to kill," these kids rang our doorbells at 4 a.m. in search of free sh*t. The noisy making utensils of pots, pans, harmonicas, and other "instruments" were used to introduce their arrival.
I slept through the bullsh*t as they rang my doorbell for ten (10) minutes at 4 a.m. in search of free sh*t.
Sometimes, usually on religious celebration days, at 4:30 a.m., marching bands start playing and walking the streets of Granada's El Centro. The music is nice and jazzy and very comforting. I don't know why they do this, but usually later on in the day is some religious celebration.
Chocha Monger,
Your analysis is much sought after by the ISG Lurkers and Senior Membership.
What do you think of guys that get married for occupational acceptance / appearance; get divorced and complain about the settlement; and get "visitation" of the offspring.
Are they weak in succumbing to societal and female pressure to sign the marriage contract?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Chocha Monger,
Your analysis is much sought after by the ISG Lurkers and Senior Membership.
What do you think of guys that get married for occupational acceptance / appearance; get divorced and complain about the settlement; and get "visitation" of the offspring.
Are they weak in succumbing to societal and female pressure to sign the marriage contract?[/QUOTE]
I am not Chocha Monger, but I would like to answer your question.Whenever a person acts against his own best interests then the sucker is doomed. It would be amusing to view such foolishness accept for the fact that you would then have to hear the whimpering that must follow such acts.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Chocha Monger,
Your analysis is much sought after by the ISG Lurkers and Senior Membership.
What do you think of guys that get married for occupational acceptance / appearance; get divorced and complain about the settlement; and get "visitation" of the offspring.
Are they weak in succumbing to societal and female pressure to sign the marriage contract?[/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf,
Now that the turducken is in the oven I can sit down to analyze your question for the benefit of ISG Lurkers and Senior Members. They say that the game is to be sold not told. However, we all have to earn our bandwidth consumption unless we are ISG Lurkers then we are exempt from such requirements. So, here are my two pesos for the edification of ISG Lurkers and Senior Membership alike.
As I have said before, marriage is nothing more than a business contract between man and woman with the State enforcing the contract and severely penalizing the male party for breach of said contract. Men have been duped by womankind into believing that marriage is about love, romance, companionship, and guaranteed sexual access. It is not. None of the aforementioned things are enforceable under the terms of the contract. Men who marry for social acceptance or appearance are weak minded fools folding under societal and female pressure to sign a marital contract that strips them of their assets and personal freedoms. Men who marry for love have no right to complain because they knowingly signed up for this treatment under the terms of the contract.
Men were not always that stupid though. Take for example our nation’s first president, George Washington. He could have married a younger woman for love. Instead, Washington married a wealthy widow. He wasn’t in love initially but she grew on him. Through the marriage he acquired over a hundred thousand acres of land and hundreds of slaves to work it from before sun up to after sundown six days a week. This new wealth gave him access to the upper class and political influence.
Men should only marry if the contract involves large transfers of money and valuable property to the male party. If the woman ends the contract you will still get “visitation” but being able to spend her money mongering in places like Managua will go a long way to easing your emotional suffering and the stigma that comes from being a divorced man with kids.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf,
As I have said before, marriage is nothing more than a business contract between man and woman with the State enforcing the contract and severely penalizing the male party for breach of said contract.
[/QUOTE]
100% True.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Men have been duped by womankind into believing that marriage is about love, romance, companionship, and guaranteed sexual access. It is not. None of the aforementioned things are enforceable under the terms of the contract. [/QUOTE]
100% True. Of the reasons mentioned (a) companionship is the main reason followed by (b) sexual access. Males begin to accept that guaranteed is not a reality and sexual access must be "earned." (c) Would be "in-home" access to offspring, although offspring fall under child custody which has 0% relevance to a marriage contract.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Men who marry for social acceptance or appearance are weak minded fools folding under societal and female pressure to sign a marital contract that strips them of their assets and personal freedoms. [/QUOTE]
Far too many males get married for this reason. It is the major factor. And when you evaluate the ages of first-time marriage participants, 20-somethings- it shows the power of such influence.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Men who marry for love have no right to complain because they knowingly signed up for this treatment under the terms of the contract.
[/QUOTE]
Isn't "love" actually companionship?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Isn't "love" actually companionship?[/QUOTE]
Not necessarily, since one can exist without the other. You can love from afar, or you can enjoy the companionship of a "fuck buddy."
However, men generally expect love to lead to companionship. The poor bastards!
Meat Loaf,
A lot of deportees leave El Norte "podridos" with SIDA. Can you please write some commentary on the effects of el Sida in the Nicaraguan community?
Gracias,
CM
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
As I have said before, marriage is nothing more than a business contract between man and woman with the State enforcing the contract and severely penalizing the male party for breach of said contract. Men have been duped by womankind into believing that marriage is about love, romance, companionship, and guaranteed sexual access. It is not. None of the aforementioned things are enforceable under the terms of the contract. Men who marry for social acceptance or appearance are weak minded fools folding under societal and female pressure to sign a marital contract that strips them of their assets and personal freedoms. Men who marry for love have no right to complain because they knowingly signed up for this treatment under the terms of the contract.
Men were not always that stupid though. Take for example our nation’s first president, George Washington. He could have married a younger woman for love. Instead, Washington married a wealthy widow. He wasn’t in love initially but she grew on him. Through the marriage he acquired over a hundred thousand acres of land and hundreds of slaves to work it from before sun up to after sundown six days a week. This new wealth gave him access to the upper class and political influence.
Men should only marry if the contract involves large transfers of money and valuable property to the male party. If the woman ends the contract you will still get “visitation” but being able to spend her money mongering in places like Managua will go a long way to easing your emotional suffering and the stigma that comes from being a divorced man with kids.[/QUOTE]
Chocha Monger, Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductee:
You and I, non-bobos, agree that the marriage contract is a losing endeavor for the male unless they follow that "Great African Enslaver"- George Washington's lead.
But why do women want male to marry them? I know the answer, but only your prose can make myself and others truly understand.
[quote=chocha monger]meat loaf,
a lot of deportees leave el norte "podridos" with sida. can you please write some commentary on the effects of el sida in the nicaraguan community?
gracias,
cm[/quote]
the chicas nicas may or may not go to the "coochie doctor" (ie. ob / gyn) and receive their examinations for the expense of us $2.50. they may or may not find out if they have sida / aids.
the males never go to the "d*ck doctor" and therefore will not know of their infected status.
deportees are in their late-twenties and early to mid-thirties by the time they return to the "motherland." while in state / federal prison systems during their male sexual prime they sucked a few d*cks; took a few d*cks up the a*s; and masturbated a lot.
whether gang affiliated or not, sexual intercourse was had within "the building." it may have been their occupation for financial survival.
meat loaf reveals the realities of incarceration:
usa is prison is 100% race-based: white rolls with white; latino rolls with latino; and black rolls with black. since prison is 100% racial polarization, if you're white usa, you are fresh meat. prison is the one place in usa society where the minorities control the white usa majority. white boys get killed real quick and easy; white boys get raped real quick; white boys get extorted even faster; white boys are forced to roll "white supremacist" gangs for survival. within the black and latino inmate population sh*t goes down. similar gang [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord124][CodeWord124][/url] will and do occur. how would you like a big black d*ck being shoved down your throat or up your a*s. 9 inches / 20 centimeters of raw dogg with cream exchanged?
"in the building," what occurs stays within the walls!
i knew a guy who loved to k*ck your a*s and then turn you face down, and shove some raw dogg up your a*s just to prove his dominance. and he does / did this on the streets of atlanta, georgia, usa.
so, lots of sex occurs within "the building" and size truly doesn't matter.
when they get released and returned to the motherland, i'm not sure if nicaraguan immigration receives the medical records and tests the new arrivals for sida / aids. in el salvador, si.
since these guys were f*cking raw dogg butt hole in the joint, they for sure are going to f*ck raw dogg p*ssy on the street! if she gets pregnant that's cool 'cause they'll have something to love / they'll have something to love them. and maybe the girl will love them too and support them during their next visit to "the building."
retired gringos f*ck with no condom too. they believe that their age may kill them before aids / sida does so why bother / worry about condom usage.
chicos nicas f*ck without condom 'cause it's all about getting girls pregnant in nicaragua.
chicas nicas f*ck without condom 'cause getting pregnant gives them something to do in daily life (ie. a toy).
government stats on aids / sida is limited. after the united nations announced in 2007 that they lied about the volume of aids / hiv cases since the 1990s, i don't follow the issue. africa being "overrun" with aids / hiv is another example, real life, of "white man's disease" being used to kill off native populations. this was done with the native america population of the usa during conquest.
in the usa, they talk about condom use 'cause that further detaches the male from the female. it's more artificial products / ideas polluting the natural order of male-female relations.
in conclusion, if you f*ck in nicaragua you may catch aids / hiv / sida 'cause nobody knows if they have it or not.
and nobody cares!
this is how it's done in south african prison: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqophtkdd14[/url]
Here is what a "matchetazo" looks like. Those contemplating residence outside G8 must be prepared to carry and use "cuete" or be the receiving end of a machete during disputes with locals.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jtn_y0PW7g&feature=related[/url]
granted: those that served typically chose the lifestyle.
peoples: non-naturalized usa citizens
culture: gangsters; dope boys
so those individuals that are deported are not native-born usa citizens. those that are deported are citizens of a foreign-sovereign land that arrived in the usa via immigration papers (ie. assylum; b1-b2 visa; mojado (ie. wetback); etcetera). just as you are a visitor on foreign-lands, they were visitors on usa-soil.
gangster is a lifestyle and culture, often geographically-based and chosed / volunteered for early in life (ie. middle and high school).
the deported are latino and / or black skinned individuals.
the deported were reared or held community ties with hispanic-usa and / or black-usa. their interaction with white-usa usually was a prey. food for law enforcement, menial labour, jurisprudence, and f*cking bullsh*t a*s white hoes "playing" ghettoe.
this is how it goes:
they arrived in the usa as babies from latin america. they moved into barrios of other immigrants both illegal and legal status. they were reared with usa-commercial values and racist practices. unlike you (ie. white people from europe), they came here to fulfill the roles of the underclass: you came from europe to assume the roles of the oppressor class.
language-deficiency within the home made the separation between white-and-black and / or white-and-latino more exaggerated.
it's a different culture entirely for the latino due to their language. current usa-technique is to encourage the spoken language of spanish as to keep them oppressed via language deficiency. this will help ensure another two (2) generations of menial labour employees.
they grew up during the "cocaine era" of the 80s and 90s. the "yeyo" came from latin america. they were exposed to the wars of central america financed by cia crack cocaine sales. they came with the exposure and it was their reality.
at some point, usually in middle and high school, they chose to enter the gangster lifestyle. remember, only (1) gun and (2) drug crimes are deported from the usa.
they served-and-collected on the usa streets! they were about run-and-gun on the usa streets! they were about gaining "street fame" either by personal ambition of physical pressure.
they were 100% minority exposed. they were either in 100% black usa or hispanic usa communities with limited contact with white usa.
the white usa contact was via educational institutions and law enforcement. this is their youth. and both institutions play / rely upon the other.
and then comes their first arrest / case.
more than likely, the arresting officer(2) were white-usa. the judge was white-usa. the "public pretender" was white-usa and did a horrible job. the prosecutor was white-usa. the jury of your / their peers were white-usa. their fellow-inmates were hispanic-usa and black usa.
they got put "on paper" (ie. probation; court supervision; parole) and kept "holding the streets down!" they were aware of the jail / prison time. within "the building" it's training: within "the building" it's like high school. within "the building" it's gladiator school!
case after case; law enforcement encounter after law enforcement encounter was their interaction with white usa.
finally, they caught a case and were sent to state / federal prison! they took the case and the time like champs knowing they were going to get deported after sentencing. other inmates of hispanic-usa lineage educated them as to their deported status.
366 is the key. if the judge gives you 365 (ie. 1-year) of jail you are good to remain within the usa; if the judge gives you 1 day over 1-year you will be deported upon sentence completion.
within "the building" they served their bids with 50% black usa, 30% hispanic-usa, and the other 20% represented others (ie. white usa, arabs, native americans, asian, etcetera).
within "the building" they were racially peer-pressured to roll with their race of either hispanic-usa or black-usa. friendships on the street with other races are not allowed within "the building."
their interaction with white-usa was "white supremacist" gangs and correctional officers earning us $24,000 per year plus overtime. their interaction with white-usa was one of white people being in charge and they being the convict.
they have 0% respect / admiration / cordiality with white-usa based upon their lifetime experience with white-usa. simply put, they don't like white people especially since white people are now in their country.
it was white usa that cause the war of the 70s and 80s that made them flee their motherland. it was white usa that forced them to live in hispanic-usa barrios. it was white usa that gave them the criminal cases for which they served prison time. it was white usa that deported them from their friends, family, and lifestyle back to the motherland. white usa is the "scape goat."
now, they are back in their homeland after paying into the coffers of the usa. they want reparations: when things go astray, the closest white person is the best target!
they lived with black-usa and hispanic-usa within "the building." everyone knows the pain-and-turmoil of black-usa so we're given "passes." after years of "gladiator school", they speak violence! after years of internship on the street, they speak violence. in contrast, white usa speaks financial compensation and incarceration. within the law on your side, white usa law enforcement, all white usa has is their financial compensation. it's a sign of pride to "get a white guy / gal" when on latin american soil!
they have 0% intent / aspiration to return to the usa beyond the financial opportunities. instead, they must re-group and re-market their skills for the motherland.
cordial at times, explosive at anytime!
disclaimer: this post is not meant to dictate the realities or experiences of every deported person or the community / family they represent. the above post are some of the common themes of these affected persons. i surely hope that nobody was offended by such analysis and if so, please refute the above commentary. i, meat loaf, roll with deported persons, but only after reviewing their criminal convictions, 'cause we can relate. and for the most part, they are fine people if you know and understand their mentalities and situation.
chicago's county jail: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfu2z18kb-q&feature=related[/url]
this is how you extort: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wpys4dkin0&feature=channel[/url]
eating inmate a*shole: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac7-zgkaye0[/url]; [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvkmwtbog1g&feature=related[/url]
the violence: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vekfsapjx0&feature=related[/url]
recommendation: obey the law, stay within g8, and read about the exploits of others overseas!
Dear Meat Loaf
I arrived in Managua last week and it's my first experience here. As I wanted to be prepared I started to read some of your threads and got quite a few laughs. You definitely have it right on many things.
I've been leaving in Africa before and can find a lot of common things between the 2 cultures, even with a big dinero$$ gap
What you write is dark and sounds true. But you go far and maybe stayed too long away from home. Yeah romance is not 100% good yeah people don't have much to teach us and go to university for whoever knows what.
But lets look at us now. You know how we know what we do is bad? Just imagine if everybody was like us.
Romance is low because whatever we have to offer is low. Some white-haired belly guy + benefits? Some big player f*cking whatever comes in the way. We are the sick ones LOL
My outlook on this place is never gona be as precise as yours. But because just arrived I see things under another perspective. Our social ranking just got higher. Theirs just got lower. Doesn't mean anything changed
I am a 25 year old French guy working in Finance just as you. You're smart no doubt. You could compile some very special book with all your posts. I'll be the first to read.
Very cordially
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Africa being "overrun" with AIDS / HIV is another example, real life, of "white man's disease" being used to kill off native populations. This was done with the Native America population of the USA during conquest.
[/URL][/QUOTE]Do you really mean what you write?
Ten packs of soup in US penitentiary gets young white USA turned out for life.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4_uvvcaDqw[/url]
Chocha Monger,
Stop scaring ISG Lurkers & Senior Members alike. All they want to do is travel the world with a few ill-gotten dollars in their pocket and purchase 3rd World p*ssy that is 3rd World p*ssy due to North American practices for the last 500 years.
Readers of ISG don't want to face or even know about the racial realities written in previous posts! If Gringos go to jail / prison in Latin America or North America they can expect the aforementioned acts to be perpetrated against their person. More so in Latin America where their lack of language will make them carne molida (ie. ground meat).
I, Meat Loaf, write about racial themes periodically for a few reasons: (1) I have a captive audience addicted to Meat Loaf posts; (2) they would never know this information 'cause they aren't exposed to these peoples of color beyond subordinate employees and "hi-bye" relationships; and (3) so they can truly know if offshore residence / tourism is a reality for they can accept and if so, what to expect. Lastly, (4) much of literature is written from the dominant-populace's train of thought / point-of-view. Therefore, it's "refreshing" when someone, especially with eloquence, writes from a different paradigm than the "norm" or conventional.
Happy Mongering!
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Ten packs of soup in US penitentiary gets young white USA turned out for life.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4_uvvcaDqw[/url][/QUOTE]
This has been a major staple in the platform of Black USA family destruction for centuries! They do call the penitentiary the "Black Man's University." When you combine the "War on Drugs" mandatory minimums, the epidemic of fear concerning HIV / AIDS, the racial polarization of Black peoples worldwide being the carriers of such infectious disease, and the elimination of USA aparthied it makes it easy to see how all of this works together. Where they are loosing in this social battle is the glamourization of gangsters which makes / captures the lusts of white girls for Black USA with "street credibility."
Great video about the realities: This is some story: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwWSxo3xedM&feature=related[/URL]
This series of videos, Chocha Monger, answers your question about deportaron / deportees and the epidemic of AIDS / HIV / SIDA.
meat loaf,
it is not my intention to scare isg lurkers and senior members. however, i have an obligation to let the readership know what awaits them in the confines of a penal system created to incarcerate the minority populace. sometimes white usa can find itself a victim of its own system. it is irony in its most brutal form.
i want upstanding citizens to know what happens when they can't make child support payments, get busted soliciting sex, or trying to buy a little weed or cocaine for their weekend party. they need to know that **** convictions in places like granada can result in their being incarcerated and turned out for a butterfinger upon arrival in the usa. someone has to expose the other "sex prison" within sex prison usa.
anyone can write about where to find polvos for a few cordobas or where to find lodging in the same price range as the bearded monkey. on the other hand, it takes uncommon talent to pen the prose of the gritty realities in and out of g8. wasn't that why you inducted me into hall of fame status?
as an avid viewer of internet pornography and drdewman, managua mongering hall of fame inductee, conquests, i enjoy viewing women bearing what their momma gave them! of the many poses i enjoy is doggy style.
i like doggy style for you can view two (2) entry points in one glance. the size of the anus; the p*ssy meat that dangles; the width and roundness of the buttocks; and the soles of feet are highly sought after body parts of interest.
in person, nothing excites a female or educates her as to your sexual interests as does a good anal licking. in the doggy style position, begin dining at the "y". suck the labia as if you're dining on a rare delicacy. licking the lips from south-to-north is the motion. when you reach the northern-most portion of her labia extend your tongue a little further northward and lick her anus.
spread her cheeks and place your nose deep into her a*shole. smell her cleanliness: smell the sweet, soft aroma of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113][CodeWord113][/url]. an odor too pungent should be cleaned with soap-and-water. a light smell of fecal matter should be engaged.
take your tongue and stick it inside of her anus. attempt to stretch her anus with your tongue's strength. to judge her participation in this "tossed salad", you should solicit a kiss from her. if she's clean, she'll kiss you!
after you've dined at the "y" and sucked her anus with kisses similar to hersheys, you should leave extra saliva in her anus and rectum for later entry into her "third eye."
with such attention to her female body parts, including toe sucking, she'll offer tres platos with ease and always lay around the house / bed in the doggy style position. she's anxious to serve "her man" a hearty meal.
a*shole smells good.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Chocha Monger, Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductee:
You and I, non-bobos, agree that the marriage contract is a losing endeavor for the male unless they follow that "Great African Enslaver"- George Washington's lead.
But why do women want male to marry them? I know the answer, but only your prose can make myself and others truly understand.[/QUOTE]
Let me answer this question for the benefit of ISG Lurkers and Senior Members. I hope you gentlemen have paid Jackson his $19.95 for this valuable information provided by Meat Loaf and I. These posts will keep you, ISG Lurkers and Senior Members, from finding yourselves up against the wall in a USA penitentiary with your brown eye winking at a hardened convict all because you accepted a Butterfinger ™ or a few packets of instant soup. Why would you even be in such a position? Well, maybe you didn’t read enough Meat Loaf posts and spent too much time lurking on the photo galleries viewing stroke material. The result was that due to lust and a lack of knowledge you married and divorced triggering alimony and child support that you defaulted on and ended up in the pen. Perhaps, your wife or girlfriend accused you of domestic violence and you got a female judge with a grudge. Since you didn’t read the information on how to avoid being framed you ended up spending Christmas in jail like Charlie Sheen, except you lack the celebrity status so you ended up as fresh meat for the wolves on the inside.
Women marry for the same reason conmen use marked cards or loaded dice when they gamble with suckers. They can’t lose! Men work themselves to death to pay the mortgage on a house that will go their wife in the event of a divorce or when she outlives them. Once a man proves himself as a good provider marriage provides a way to monopolize the legal rights to his sperm so that she can bear multiple offspring using the same seed. If the man has significant social status marriage allows women to benefit from this by legally acquiring the right to use the man’s name and thereby reap the rewards of his celebrity. The wedding is every woman’s dream. She will receive an expensive diamond ring from the groom and gifts from those in attendance. It also appeals to the woman’s need for attention and all her friends can see what a big sucker she has landed. If the man is from a wealthy country the marriage will provide entry to that country via spousal visa. The woman also gains access to the man’s credit and bank accounts. A lot of American women wouldn’t marry a man until they have checked his credit. When men marry they usually obtain life insurance which allows their wives to benefit handsomely from their deaths. Women also know that their merchandise, pussy, has an expiration date. Marrying a man is a way of locking in the value of their pussy during their youth and hedging against the depreciation and loss of marketability brought on by age. In some jurisdictions this may mean permanent and perpetual alimony.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
Women marry for the same reason conmen use marked cards or loaded dice when they gamble with suckers. They can’t lose! Men work themselves to death to pay the mortgage on a house that will go their wife in the event of a divorce or when she outlives them. Once a man proves himself as a good provider marriage provides a way to monopolize the legal rights to his sperm so that she can bear multiple offspring using the same seed. If the man has significant social status marriage allows women to benefit from this by legally acquiring the right to use the man’s name and thereby reap the rewards of his celebrity. The wedding is every woman’s dream. She will receive an expensive diamond ring from the groom and gifts from those in attendance. It also appeals to the woman’s need for attention and all her friends can see what a big sucker she has landed. If the man is from a wealthy country the marriage will provide entry to that country via spousal visa. The woman also gains access to the man’s credit and bank accounts. A lot of American women wouldn’t marry a man until they have checked his credit. When men marry they usually obtain life insurance which allows their wives to benefit handsomely from their deaths. Women also know that their merchandise, pussy, has an expiration date. Marrying a man is a way of locking in the value of their pussy during their youth and hedging against the depreciation and loss of marketability brought on by age. In some jurisdictions this may mean permanent and perpetual alimony.[/QUOTE]
Not performing the above "manly" things makes / means the male is irresponsible!
The only requirement most males have is that she has a vagina and periodically present it to him.
Meat Loaf Admittion: Early-on in my Latin American residence, I too found myself eager and happy to take whatever snatch I landed. I busted nutts like a Super Soaker™. With time, just like wine, I matured in the p*ssy. The p*ssy began to reveal itself for what it really is- nothing special. In fact, more damage than benefit. This has especially proven its value with these Chicas Nicas: Watching suckers jump overboard with no life vest to pull caballo for a cockroach made me not want or volunteer for such lifetime servitude. Permanent caballo roles mandated and enforced by USA legislation (1) Marriage Contract; (2) Divorce Settlement; (3) Child Support Payment Stream; and (4) Child Custody / Visitation Lack-of-Rights makes me not want to travel that lonely and depressed road.
As we said in Little League™, "Good Eye, Meat Loaf, Good Eye!"
With the above four (4) realities of the risks, a USA male must play smart and non-conventional. The conventional will have one pulling caballo through their fifties (50s). Meat Loaf plays to win!
If a male does not do the "responsible" / marriage contract, he will "win". He will maintain his rights to his (1) labour, (2) assets, (3) child custody, (4) sexuality, and (5) freedom of person.
Being "responsible" will have any Latina loser reaping the benefits / rewards / "doing the responsible thing" at your USA mandated expense.
It's just not worth the risk!
[quote=chocha monger]meat loaf,
it is not my intention to scare isg lurkers and senior members. however, i have an obligation to let the readership know what awaits them in the confines of a penal system created to incarcerate the minority populace. sometimes white usa can find itself a victim of its own system. it is irony in its most brutal form.
i want upstanding citizens to know what happens when they can't make child support payments, get busted soliciting sex, or trying to buy a little weed or cocaine for their weekend party. they need to know that **** convictions in places like granada can result in their being incarcerated and turned out for a butterfinger upon arrival in the usa. someone has to expose the other "sex prison" within sex prison usa.
anyone can write about where to find polvos for a few cordobas or where to find lodging in the same price range as the bearded monkey. on the other hand, it takes uncommon talent to pen the prose of the gritty realities in and out of g8. wasn't that why you inducted me into hall of fame status?[/quote]
yes, that is why chocha monger is an inductee into the managua mongering hall of fame.
only those that survive on the soil of latin america can pen such wisdom.
years ago, chocha monger asked, "do you ever wonder why some gringos thrive in latin america while others become carne molida (ie. ground meat)?"
chocha monger and meat loaf posts detail how to thrive, or you can keep doing things your way like "blue eyes" and pull caballo for a lifetime. suckers.
remember eric volz, the american businessman arrested and imprisoned in nicaragua for murder: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ychhohrfa4&feature=related[/url]
For a peoples (ie. Europeans that immigrated to the USA) one or two generations removed from Europe, they sure don't consider themselves immigrants. This is a common thread of European-immigrants.
First and foremost, citizenship is a consumer item that is sold around the world. Every country competes for citizens to build their commercial sector, pay taxes, marry their citizenry, racial-procreation, and die in war.
When I disclose that I'm on the Nicaraguan immigration track for citizenship, these people get amazed. Why? 'Cause they consider the USA the best place to be in the world. Why do they consider the USA to be such? 'Cause typically, they were losers in Europe and their parents fled. Also, they gained immediate posture in the oppressor class.
One such gentleman only two-generations removed from Ukraine commented that I must be a fool for wanting to "give back" USA-citizenship. As if the USA has been there for me since the inception of the USA: For he, the USA was designed to exploit opportunity and others.
When I challenged his view of USA-citizenship, his best rebuttal was Social Security. Sure, he's 67. Social Security, a retirement plan, was his best justification for USA-citizenship. Or my desire to avoid the USA Treasury Department. Comical: Most opt real quick for sinister motives versus logic.
LOL.
Yet others, find it an insult for some to change citizenship after they've obtained a USA-education and was the country for which they learned G8 techniques and occupational talents. I contend that these too were / are consumer purchases evidenced by the US $100,000 student loan bill I must pay for the next 30-years, regardless.
Citizenship is and has always been up for grab / sale throughout the world!
As a person who possesses superior intellect, especially concerning the USA, I know the value or lack of concerning its citizenship. Truth is, very little benefits are provided through USA-citizenship that cannot be obtained from it's "Non-Discriminatory" legislation and Corporate-structures.
The power of brain washing: For a peoples that move-in to the USA to ride the backs of Africa-slave labour (ie. Black USA) over five (5) centuries and who have had 0% access to the fruits of their labour, these peoples are bobos. Fact: The USA is not far removed from South Africa Aparthied.
Again, citizenship has nothing to do with employment. It also has nothing to do with human / employment / civil rights.
Citizenship is / should be an item purchased and not forced upon a person. This is especially true when compensatory service (ie. military draft) is concerned.
Since youth, I've aspired to choose my citizenship and "make my own way" in the world. This is nothing new whereas those that say the USA offers the best citizenship in world are naive in the world. They typically have not traveled.
Once again race enters the conversation: As Black USA how can anyone non-Black USA refute the disadvantages of USA-citizenship. Many will say that being Black-USA is the best option since Blacks in the American Hemisphere are in a f*cked-up position anyway. Still others will say, we have O'Bama and he's the modern example of the USA "righting its wrongs." I / we Black-USA know better.
For centuries and for every war we've been offered; the carrot has been dangled of full-inclusion for a little "life sacrifice." I know better 'cause I read way too much legislation, daily.
Additionally, those that immigrate to other countries are usually losers within their country! Is Black-USA a loser within the USA? Yes.
It's funny, and many of my friends in Granada get a chuckle, when I say, "I had to move to the second-poorest country in the Hemisphere to find peace and be at ease." Whereas, they are on edge against law enforcement, the hustle, and financial / physical exploitation.
Choose your destiny: Choose your citizenship, but remember that it's an application, in-depth at that.
God Bless America.
[QUOTE=French Travel]Dear Meat Loaf
I arrived in Managua last week and it's my first experience here. As I wanted to be prepared I started to read some of your threads and got quite a few laughs. You definitely have it right on many things.
I've been leaving in Africa before and can find a lot of common things between the 2 cultures, even with a big dinero$$ gap
What you write is dark and sounds true. But you go far and maybe stayed too long away from home. Yeah romance is not 100% good yeah people don't have much to teach us and go to university for whoever knows what.
But lets look at us now. You know how we know what we do is bad? Just imagine if everybody was like us.
Romance is low because whatever we have to offer is low. Some white-haired belly guy + benefits? Some big player f*cking whatever comes in the way. We are the sick ones LOL
My outlook on this place is never gona be as precise as yours. But because just arrived I see things under another perspective. Our social ranking just got higher. Theirs just got lower. Doesn't mean anything changed
I am a 25 year old French guy working in Finance just as you. You're smart no doubt. You could compile some very special book with all your posts. I'll be the first to read.
Very cordially[/QUOTE]
Bonjour,
For you many opportunities may exist.
I had a "running buddy" from Switzerland in 2007 who the girls loved.
I think that you will do good, and yes I mean what I write concerning HIV / AIDS / SIDA.
Glad to see you posting and go ahead an purchase Senior Membership: It's less than 15 Euros per year. That's a beer in Europe.
"Frenchie," the biggest challenge when "playing 3rd World / playing ghettoe" is not to get taken / captured / pull caballo for we / you / I have way too much to loose! You want to participate and walk away clean.
You don't want the 18 - 25 year plan at 17% minimum of your entire wage earning future, guaranteed. Worse, do don't want to pay a 50% exit fee upon divorce. And don't even think about alimony.
Hay Dios Mio.
Walking away from the nonsense clean is the objective!
Hear Me: Walking away from the nonsense without any liabilities is the objective! Therefore, one must alter their game plan to SURVIVE.
Meat Loaf.
Meat Loaf:
That was an excellent post on citizenship. I think a lot people like to pretend that the US has only one class of citizenship. Of course, this couldn’t be farther from the truth. When the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were first drawn up they did not include blacks. At that time blacks were considered chattel, the property of the Founding Fathers. In fact, the government took no action to make their former slaves free until the late 1960s. Even then, many white citizens refused to acknowledge the equality of blacks as true citizens. So, in effect while everyone appears equal on paper and that is the official party line the reality of Black-USA and Hispanic-USA is another story.
White, black, and Hispanic USA are all sitting at the same table in a restaurant but only white-USA has fillet mignon on his plate. Black and Hispanic USA have empty plates. The fact that they’re sitting at the table does not make them diners. They are not diners until they have some food on their plates and actually start dining. Only white-USA can be considered a diner. So it goes with citizenship.
Omar Edwards paid the price for having second class citizenship.
[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/05/30/2009-05-30_they_killed_my_son_family_grieves_loss_of_omar_edwards_black_cop_shot_by_white_o.html[/url]
Hey Loaf,
What ever happened to our little Chinese buddy, SE Asia Hoe? He hasn’t been back to visit since he got into pimping and breaking them little Chinese hoes in Dongguan. Now that he’s got all them hoes pulling caballo financial success went to his head and he thinks he is too good to hang out in the Meat Loaf forum. He’s probably drinking himself silly in a KTV right now with his sidekick Chang Ping Duck. Anyway, he was kind of old and set in his ways. I think French Travel has more potential. He is young and financially savvy.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Meat Loaf:
That was an excellent post on citizenship. I think a lot people like to pretend that the US has only one class of citizenship. Of course, this couldn’t be farther from the truth. When the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were first drawn up they did not include blacks. At that time blacks were considered chattel, the property of the Founding Fathers. In fact, the government took no action to make their former slaves free until the late 1960s. Even then, many white citizens refused to acknowledge the equality of blacks as true citizens. So, in effect while everyone appears equal on paper and that is the official party line the reality of Black-USA and Hispanic-USA is another story.
White, black, and Hispanic USA are all sitting at the same table in a restaurant but only white-USA has fillet mignon on his plate. Black and Hispanic USA have empty plates. The fact that they’re sitting at the table does not make them diners. They are not diners until they have some food on their plates and actually start dining. Only white-USA can be considered a diner. So it goes with citizenship.
Omar Edwards paid the price for having second class citizenship.
[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/05/30/2009-05-30_they_killed_my_son_family_grieves_loss_of_omar_edwards_black_cop_shot_by_white_o.html[/url][/QUOTE]
One class of citizenship: Many classes of citizenship.
This topic can be discussed with many different layers and angles presented. For my response to your posting, I'll make just one point.
Since 1492, Black-USA has witnessed; worked / created / built / provided the infrastructure; and co-habitated / lived amongst white-USA in relative peace. Revolts or violent uprisings performed by Black-USA against white-USA have not happened: Violent acts / "Domestic Terrorism" has and is performed by white-USA against Black-USA and Hispanic-USA. Black-USA has been strong-and-steady since inception and has even fought in the wars for white-USA's benefit and their interference in foreign lands and foreign peoples. Black-USA has witnessed everyone else, Europe (ie. white people) mostly, come over to the USA and move right into position. Be granted or allocated the fruits of Black-USA labour. USA-federal law mandated it. Finally, after many centuries of co-habitation with white-USA and through slaughter (ie. "Domestic Terrorism") / Civil Rights Marches & Non-Violent Protests, white-USA, at the urgings of the global community, said ok. Okay, 1964, white-USA said we will let you participate.
We've watched everyone from Europe (ie. white-USA) come over to the USA and participate upon entrance. Black-USA was banned / prohibited from participating. Only 45 years ago did we gain entrance to the society we built for 500 years.
Two classes of citizenship: What do you mean?
P.S. The above is 100% truth and reality of Black-White USA interraction. One must commend Black-USA for keeping our cool and "rolling with the punches." The alternative would have been / be a racial civil war or "Reverse-Domestic Terrorism" (ie. Black-on-White USA violence).
Today I screwed one of my typical hookers: smart, funny, good in bed, but lazy and unemployable. She remarked that it would be nice to accompany me on my upcoming trip to Spain. I said she was welcome to do so at her own expense and that I did not pull caballo.
She did not understand the expression yet I felt certain she would understand the concept, which she did. She said here that would be "poner el yugo" or "put the yoke on" and that here, pulling caballo would more mean you were feeding horse cock to the needy married ladies of the neighborhood (and thus would not have such a pejorative connotation).
She asked me where I picked up the phrase and I said from some crazy black guy who lives in Nicaragua. I then explained to her how if one pulls caballo one becomes carne molida. She understood the concept quickly at a base level, and became pensive.
After ruminating on this, she noted that here in Argentina they have three main grades of carne molida: ternera, novollito, and común. Ternera the cattle have to be under a certain age, maybe 18 months. Novollito is older, and común is really gnarly and contains a lot of water.
So she thought some more and decided that "carne molida ternera" would be young, rich, good-looking, and single. "Carne molida novollito" would only need to be one or two of things at the most, and "carne molida común" would be any guy who could pay the rent and didn't want to fuck in the ass all the time. She said I was clearly "novollito" material and reiterated that despite the fact she has a live-in boyfriend, that I could pay her a retainer and she would be available for whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. I pointed out that was obviously not true, given the BF, kids, and three hour round-trip commute. She said if she did not find a caballo pretty soon she was going to settle for "un mulo."
Dickhead:
What if the guy was young, rich, good looking and single [B]but[/B] he fucked her in the ass a couple of times a day? Would that cause him to be downgraded from carne molida ternera?
From what she said I guess the boyfriend didn't meet caballo standards and would be the "mulo" she would settle for. Do you think she'd go for a "burro" with a really big dick?
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Today I screwed one of my typical hookers: smart, funny, good in bed, but lazy and unemployable. She remarked that it would be nice to accompany me on my upcoming trip to Spain. I said she was welcome to do so at her own expense and that I did not pull caballo.
She did not understand the expression yet I felt certain she would understand the concept, which she did. She said here that would be "poner el yugo" or "put the yoke on" and that here, pulling caballo would more mean you were feeding horse cock to the needy married ladies of the neighborhood (and thus would not have such a pejorative connotation).
She asked me where I picked up the phrase and I said from some crazy black guy who lives in Nicaragua. I then explained to her how if one pulls caballo one becomes carne molida. She understood the concept quickly at a base level, and became pensive.
After ruminating on this, she noted that here in Argentina they have three main grades of carne molida: ternera, novollito, and común. Ternera the cattle have to be under a certain age, maybe 18 months. Novollito is older, and común is really gnarly and contains a lot of water.
So she thought some more and decided that "carne molida ternera" would be young, rich, good-looking, and single. "Carne molida novollito" would only need to be one or two of things at the most, and "carne molida común" would be any guy who could pay the rent and didn't want to fuck in the ass all the time. She said I was clearly "novollito" material and reiterated that despite the fact she has a live-in boyfriend, that I could pay her a retainer and she would be available for whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. I pointed out that was obviously not true, given the BF, kids, and three hour round-trip commute. She said if she did not find a caballo pretty soon she was going to settle for "un mulo."[/QUOTE]
That's great Dickhead.
Meat Loaf terminology is used in "real-life" around the world? How impressive.
That's good that you stood your ground and kept your money in your pockets.
Well, she left a pretty good husband over the whole ass fucking thing. I mean, not rich but a good steady caballo who didn't smack her around (my money would be on her anyway as far as that goes). Another gal I know left a decent husband because he farted too much.
But I think what this gal secretly wants is a "berenjena" which is slang for black dick. Don't think she's ever had one.
I have so much space that I keep b*tches around the mansion like furniture. They flop here; they sprawl there; they are always waiting and eager to "catch a nutt."
Riding the "executive desk," I developed the urge to shoot a load!
I went upstairs to the master bedroom where I had a morena laying in bed watching HDTV with aire conditioning. I don't allow these hoes to run-up my electricity bill via aire conditioning, so I turned that sh*t off.
I went over to the bed and grabbed her by the legs. I pulled her over to the edge of the bed so I could stroke while standing-up. I spread her legs and she didn't refuse or complain. I pulled her panties down while she lifted her butt into the air for easy removal.
I slid some Meat Loaf into her womb. I pumped while standing-up with tennis shoes on for traction. Around my neck were her brown legs. Within fifteen minutes, I shot USDA Grade A milk.
I put my shorts and t-shirt back on and left the room. She smiled and basked in the enjoyment of having a man come and take the p*ssy. No conversation was held. No romance was performed. I simply walked into the p*ssy, bust a nutt, and left.
She continued to watch television and bask in the glory that all females have when a man takes the p*ssy and gives them a strong nutt.
Does your wife have you off of "p*ssy punishment," yet? S.U.C.K.E.R.S.
This occurs more times than not. This is the situation of your girl's (ie. wife, sweetheart, baby's momma', girlfriend, f*ck piece) male friend. He's the guy she / your girl is f*cking, while you are the guy she's playing / financially exploiting.
How can win?
You can win by being the guy that she is f*cking!
Therefore, you need to pro-actively not enter into legally enforced contracts (ie. marriage, child support, child custody, divorce) that GUARANTEE her victory. Over 50% of the above victories will be on won by default, on her behalf. She automatically (1) keeps the children (ie. custody); (2) gets child support; (3) defaults you into supporting the child(ren) because any child born into a marriage is automatically defaulted at being the child of the husband; (4) birth certificate signature furthers "locks in" the husband for the 18 - 25 year plan; (5) 50% financial exposure upon divorce and the acquisition of her past debts / current debts / future debt on the marriage contract; (6) upon divorce, the house defaults to the wife for the benefit of the ninos (ie. children); (7) and the divorce settlement approaching 50% of assets on immediate auction and the possibility of alimony; (8) and the child support payment stream of 17% for 18 - 25 years based upon then-current wages; (9) child custody legal expenses; (10) and a few more financial exposures.
I'm tired!
Hence, I'm the guy she gives the p*ssy while you are the guy she had agree / enter into the marriage contract or reproduction (ie. bearing children).
She sold you a "raw deal." And you're still in that "raw deal." You justify the "rawness" with "it's cheaper to keep her."
S.U.C.K.E.R.
Whereas, she gives me the p*ssy and I don't do shit but polish some "pleather" to make it appear shiny. When she's tired of giving me p*ssy, she will move on to another guy to f*ck. While we're together, I'm maintaining / managing my current stable of p*ssies to f*ck with her voice / opinion / approval / disapproval having 0% voice. If she doesn't like, leave: I don't give a f*ck. If you want to f*ck, let's f*ck: If you want to play games, go to "the guy you play". That's the only program available at this location and with me.
She'll stick around. She was just testing you to see if you were a S.U.C.K.E.R. like "the guy you play." Can we agree that only a S.U.C.K.E.R. would volunteer / expose himself to the above 9-points of financial exposure?
Since you're not, she gives you the p*ssy. She never had and what little she did have- respect- has been lost by her being successful at playing "the guy you play." He's bobo / caballo.
This is how you win.
You will get more p*ssy and with less headache. The headache will be explaining this to ISG Lurkers. It's a pleasure and the "on-goings" of ISG Senior Members. Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership.
Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership.
Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership.
Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership.
I've been lurking and enjoy reading your posts and your insights on Black USA and such. I know you mentionned you are 35, worked in G8 finance, etc. So I have to ask you the following out of curiosity:
1. Are you currently working for G8 while living the life in Nic. If so how do you manage to keep a low profile for G8 standards?
2. Have you cashed out your G8 money early and now just living the life? If so, well done Black USA!
3. Is Nicaragua your Mexico?
4. I totally agree with your "pulling caballo" metaphore. Have you ever been married or divorced?
5. Would you like to find that special girl without pulling caballo (i.e.: no marriage, no ninos) if possible?
6. I've never been to Nicaragua. You happear to be very harsh on Nicas(os). I take your word on your perception of the culture, but won't you find the same thing in most 3rd world countries, Black USA and Black diaspora in general?
7. Aren't you just a Capitalist getting cheap pussy? Nothing wrong with that, wish I was in your shoes (maybe. No definitely. Lol).
Enjoy your life Meat Loaf. But don't be so lacking in compassion, it's just bad karma, even if you earned what you have from Black USA. My apologies if I sound self-righteous.
I'll keep reading.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]This occurs more times than not. This is the situation of your girl's (ie. wife, sweetheart, baby's momma', girlfriend, f*ck piece) male friend. He's the guy she / your girl is f*cking, while you are the guy she's playing / financially exploiting.
How can win?
You can win by being the guy that she is f*cking!
Therefore, you need to pro-actively not enter into legally enforced contracts (ie. marriage, child support, child custody, divorce) that GUARANTEE her victory. Over 50% of the above victories will be on won by default, on her behalf. She automatically (1) keeps the children (ie. custody); (2) gets child support; (3) defaults you into supporting the child(ren) because any child born into a marriage is automatically defaulted at being the child of the husband; (4) birth certificate signature furthers "locks in" the husband for the 18 - 25 year plan; (5) 50% financial exposure upon divorce and the acquisition of her past debts / current debts / future debt on the marriage contract; (6) upon divorce, the house defaults to the wife for the benefit of the ninos (ie. children); (7) and the divorce settlement approaching 50% of assets on immediate auction and the possibility of alimony; (8) and the child support payment stream of 17% for 18 - 25 years based upon then-current wages; (9) child custody legal expenses; (10) and a few more financial exposures.
I'm tired!
Hence, I'm the guy she gives the p*ssy while you are the guy she had agree / enter into the marriage contract or reproduction (ie. bearing children).
She sold you a "raw deal." And you're still in that "raw deal." You justify the "rawness" with "it's cheaper to keep her."
S.U.C.K.E.R.
Whereas, she gives me the p*ssy and I don't do shit but polish some "pleather" to make it appear shiny. When she's tired of giving me p*ssy, she will move on to another guy to f*ck. While we're together, I'm maintaining / managing my current stable of p*ssies to f*ck with her voice / opinion / approval / disapproval having 0% voice. If she doesn't like, leave: I don't give a f*ck. If you want to f*ck, let's f*ck: If you want to play games, go to "the guy you play". That's the only program available at this location and with me.
She'll stick around. She was just testing you to see if you were a S.U.C.K.E.R. like "the guy you play." Can we agree that only a S.U.C.K.E.R. would volunteer / expose himself to the above 9-points of financial exposure?
Since you're not, she gives you the p*ssy. She never had and what little she did have- respect- has been lost by her being successful at playing "the guy you play." He's bobo / caballo.
This is how you win.
You will get more p*ssy and with less headache. The headache will be explaining this to ISG Lurkers. It's a pleasure and the "on-goings" of ISG Senior Members. Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership.
Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership.
Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership.
Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Marrying a man is a way of locking in the value of their pussy during their youth and hedging against the depreciation and loss of marketability brought on by age. In some jurisdictions this may mean permanent and perpetual alimony.[/QUOTE]
I am truly impressed. Brother C.M. demonstrates his command of economic principles in addition to providing us with very useful information. I would love to read the full article on tail evaluation in a down market. :)
You can only reach targets within the effective range of your equipment. In order to deliver a strong nut, you must have a long enough stroke to touch her cervix and sufficient meat to give her pussy a sense of fullness. Women fake orgasms all the time but if you lay good dick you will know when it’s the real thing. She’ll gasp your name, spasm like a choked chicken, roll over shivering and go to sleep in the middle of day. Then you will know without a doubt that a strong nut was delivered.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]You can only reach targets within the effective range of your equipment. In order to deliver a strong nut, you must have a long enough stroke to touch her cervix and sufficient meat to give her pussy a sense of fullness. Women fake orgasms all the time but if you lay good dick you will know when it's the real thing. She'll gasp your name, spasm like a choked chicken, roll over shivering and go to sleep in the middle of day. Then you will know without a doubt that a strong nut was delivered.[/QUOTE]Bullshit, jackhammer that poontang doggie style, bury it deep until she gets dry. After she gets dry for a while then pull out, pause, and then plunge back in (yeah it may hurt a tad depending how long you've been at it but you'll get over it) and then you'll get some real emotion. If you get bored waiting for her to get dry then reach down and twist some tittie and think of it as a workout.
Crackerman '93
[quote=luvblkwomen]i've been lurking and enjoy reading your posts and your insights on black usa and such. i know you mentionned you are 35, worked in g8 finance, etc. so i have to ask you the following out of curiosity:
1. are you currently working for g8 while living the life in nic. if so how do you manage to keep a low profile for g8 standards?
2. have you cashed out your g8 money early and now just living the life? if so, well done black usa!
3. is nicaragua your mexico?
4. i totally agree with your "pulling caballo" metaphore. have you ever been married or divorced?
5. would you like to find that special girl without pulling caballo (i.e.: no marriage, no ninos) if possible?
6. i've never been to nicaragua. you happear to be very harsh on nicas(os). i take your word on your perception of the culture, but won't you find the same thing in most 3rd world countries, black usa and black diaspora in general?
7. aren't you just a capitalist getting cheap pussy? nothing wrong with that, wish i was in your shoes (maybe. no definitely. lol).
enjoy your life meat loaf. but don't be so lacking in compassion, it's just bad karma, even if you earned what you have from black usa. my apologies if i sound self-righteous.
i'll keep reading.[/quote]
1. yes, i've presided for 8-years over a usa-corporation with offices in the usa and mexico. my role is to expand the corporation into foreign countries. my language fluency, traditional and non-traditional education, persistence, and the "race card" enables this success.
after years of exposure and experience, i'm mature and ready to truly go international. jumping on airplanes and conducting commerce in commercial centers worldwide is where i'm going. being competitive with leaders and those of economic means is my challenge.
i'm a chicago board of trade corn & wheat futures and options trader by profession. reared in the exchange community, i achieved g8-success at age 19. from age 19 - 25, i earned b.i.g. m.o.n.e.y. and lived b.i.g. in chicago, usa. my paychecks were always disbursed in t-bills (ie. us $10,000 increments). i earned so much money that i had little respect for money. i was on the jet-set circuit: i lived in chicago's gold coast; drove a us $80,000 lotus esprit s4; wore oak street & michigan avenue clothing; spent us $500 per month at charles ifergan salon; imported usa-pussy into chicago; and never had less than us $400 spending cash in my pocket. i ate every meal at restaurants. i would go to the store in sweat pants and buy an outfit for the day usually costing us $500 - us $800 including shoes. i associated only with rich people and if you didn't have any money, we would not talk. i was invited to the homes, offices, and social outings of clients and other traders. i was too cocky!
when the bell rang in the grain room at 1:15 p.m., cst, the party started. the "irish boys" from chicago's south side would go get their cars from the parking lots and head to the "viagra triangle" and northside. the "jewish boys" at the chicago mercantile exchange would do likewise. i would follow the leader. sitting at melvin b's outdoor cafe with the hottest blonde was / is the trader lifestyle, especially in the summer. going to party at the condos in lake point tower, john hancock bdlg., and other luxury complexes was / is the trader lifestyle. or go to oakbrook, highland park, skokie, deerfield, naperville, hinsdale, burr ridge, and other suburban towns of financial and power dominance. this was / is the life!
good memories. making different memories in nicaragua. this lifestyle is possible in nicaragua!
anyway, i walked away from my "childhood job" since age 13. i made the money; spent the money; and know / knew i could make the money again within months.
not bad considering black-usa was not allowed to compete / participate in the usa prior to 1965. that's a really powerful fact.
being reared with affluent white-usa and working with white-usa got too tiring / bored. i moved to the chicago hispanic-usa ghetto. i held the block down with gang bangers and drug dealers. every 6-months, we would have 1 or 2 murders on "my block." hearing gun shots every two or three days was the noise. i liked it and became really comfortable el barrio. the problem was peer group: the residents of the hispanic-usa ghetto were no not competitive with me. when black-usa and hispanic-usa achieve financial success they move to white-usa and assume white-usa activities.
living with hispanic-usa in the ghettoe taught me hispanic-usa and their interpretation of the usa (ie. white-usa).
i had more fun or at least a different type of fun in the hispanic-usa ghetto than i did living chicago gold coast. why? peer group. everything was white-usa. there was no diversity and everything was white-usa flavour. that sh*t gets boring. it sounds good and looks good, but you have no peer group. i'd much rather live rich in a poor country of my peers than chicago'
s gold coast.
i've kept a low profile for ten (10) years in latin america, but now am returning to my proper demeanor. the demeanor as reared and achieved of affluence. i've lived in latin american ghettoes and rich communities alike.
i no longer am keeping a low profile: you may recall my 2007-aspirations of royalty or "king-like" lifestyle. i'm going to go ahead and do it "top 1%." it's so easy that anyone can do it, in nicaragua. lol.
i've grown accustom to elegance with the mansion, maid staff, domestic staff, security guards, etcetera. when tourists come to granada they want to witness g8 success. so, i fulfill that role. people want to know how is it possible to earn g8 income and live overseas. they also want to know how can a young person of 35 achieve such success when they are 50 - 60 years of age, and "dream" of retiring overseas. hence, i show and explain to them how it is done. of course, lots of people are more successful than i, and they are usually 50 - 60 years of age. but since i'm young, and black usa, they typically have respect for me.
lots of time, the lack of peer group based on demographics makes it hard to develop relationships. those of my demographic peer group are not competitive. mostly speaking, everyone here is retired with pensions or prior-profits and have 0% interest in occupational pursuits. those that do usually "befriend" me.
2. i go to work everyday, almost 7 days per week. research, infrastructure, brainstorming, written works, etcetera. honestly, i work; drink beer; f*ck b*tches; and work some more. "cashing out" is not a option. i'm trying to be competitive on the global stage and lots of other people have the support and financial backing to "play around" or "cash out." i don't: i'm on the treadmill, just like you, but chose the location of the machine for which i run.
3. what do you mean, "is nicaragua your mexico?"
4. i have never been married. my "life plan" of youth was to consider marriage when i obtained 35 years of age. i've wanted to empower myself to travel and communicate with the peoples of the american hemisphere in search of a wife. with time and maturity, i've learned to see the "dis-value" of the marriage contract. living with the 3rd world, has really taught me not to expose myself to the marriage contract. i will never get married: governments will impose the marriage contract upon their citizens via "common law marriage." common law marriage is guilt by association.
5. yes, i would have to "marry up" the social ladder. she would be the caballo. i'm in a position now, age 35, with international experience and language where i can compete to "marry up." you have to bring something to the table.
6. being hard on the nicaraguan, yes. why? 'cause i live here. african dispora in other countries is different. the black nicaraguans are either impoverished on the atlantic coast or they have a job. the white / brown nicaraguans are those to whom i refer constantly. of course, the white people are those with jobs and careers. and they are not competitive with me either. some are based upon nepotism.
7. yes, i'm a capitalist earning g8 money and "playing with the poor!" fortunately, i'm black usa and nobody knows or expects me to have money. they think that i'm poor like them: they think that i'm rich, but 'cause i'm black and speak spanish they give me street credibility. if i were white usa, the postings of meat loaf would not nearly be possible. playing poor as white usa in the 3rd world just doesn't sell / isn't believable.
as the oppressed race of the usa, it's natural and easy for me to relate and present myself in a genuine manner with the 3rd world. why? 'cause i hold their role in the usa.
** good questions, "luvblkwomen," and keep enjoying meat loaf posts.
this is what it's about: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7vwboizea0[/url]**
When I don't post for 1-day, others pick-up the slack.
Good Job.
[QUOTE=LuvBlkWomen] Aren't you just a Capitalist getting cheap pussy?[/QUOTE]
The story is a bit more complex than capitalism and cheap pussy. You see sex isn’t only about pleasure for a price. It is also about demonstrating dominance. Even among lower animals like dogs a dominant individual will often show his dominance by mounting a rival. In ancient times when a city was besieged and sacked the defeated inhabitants all got fucked by the victors then put to the sword. Hieroglyphics in ancient cultures often depicted victorious warriors fucking the conquered people. They would be shown naked and penetrated by their conquerors while they were on all fours or lying defenseless on their backs, the ultimate postures of submissiveness.
Some mongers say that they are only looking for the cheapest fuck in the Third World.
[QUOTE=Annan Boodram]
But to Dr Anthony Bryan, a prominent Caribbean scholar and professor of international relations at the North-South Centre of the University of Miami, the desire of white women and men to pay for sex can be traced, in part, to "The racist stereotype of the exotic and erotic black or mixed-race woman or man".
Writing in Caribbean Tourism: Igniting The Engines Of Sustainable Growth, a paper published by the North-South Centre, Dr. Bryan examines several facets of the tourism industry, including its growth, the social and cultural impact, the problem of HIV-AIDS, sustainable development and the future of the industry in countries that run the gamut of tourist destinations.
The Trinidad born researcher believes white men and women go to the Caribbean and other parts of the world for sex because of a quest for 'gender equality' and what they do is spurred on by 'racialised power'.
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Dr Bryan may be onto something here. We know that a lot of mongers don’t particularly care for the people they fuck and many would not associate with them back in their homeland. For example, mongers go to Mexico to fuck Mexicans but they wouldn’t be caught dead hanging around with beaners in the US. So they go to Mexico and fuck women demonstrating their superiority through the strength of their currency. Western men have long considered Asian women to be submissive and in Asia the example of racial domination and sexual colonialism is even more striking. Southeast Asian the common term white sex tourists and expatriates use for Asian women is “Little Brown Fuck Machine” (LBFM). The woman is stripped of her humanity and becomes a machine, an inanimate object existing solely for the sexual satisfaction of her renter. All of her three bodily orifices are considered fair game. One well known monger on the Thai board admitted racism is in him and he fucked a Little Brown Fuck Machine up the ass until she suffered rectal prolapsed and hemorrhaging. He then fled the scene more concerned for his safety than hers. After all she is only a fuck machine.
The person getting fucked is most vulnerable in more ways than one. The saying that it is better to give than receive has never been truer than when it comes to fucking. The person on the receiving end of a bareback fuck is at greater risk of AIDS and other STDs, not to mention the risk of an unwanted pregnancy. So they are getting fucked in every sense of the word. One monger who used to be very active on the Colombia board complained of having a numb dick. He would fuck bareback. He ended up shooting a wad in a poor Third World hooker’s pussy leaving her pregnant and then abandoning her to her faith.
The rules on the global playground are not that much different from the rules in prison. Plain and simple the weak get fucked and maybe a few diseases to go along with that.
[QUOTE=Paul Jeffrey] Both Mr. Bucellato and Mr. Kasper refused requests for interviews, but according to former business associates of the two, Mr. Kasper had retired to Honduras, where he thought he could do things not allowed in the United States. That meant sitting on the porch of his oceanfront house and firing automatic weapons into the night air. It also meant purchasing sex with young girls for a fraction the price he would have had to pay in the North.
As of this writing, the two men remain in a maximum-security prison near Tegucigalpa, Honduras. An alleged plot to escape was foiled in September when I received information that Mr. Kasper had paid almost $1 million in bribes to several Honduran officials, including a justice of the Honduran Supreme Court. Working with a Honduran journalist from the daily El Heraldo in Tegucigalpa, we published details of the alleged plot the day before the escape was to take place. The plan was called off, and the legal process against the two men continued. [/QUOTE]
Often expats find out that the things that they can’t do back home are only tolerated to certain point in the Third World and no amount of money can get them out of the trouble they get themselves into sometimes. Humorous stories told by Meat Loaf such as “DUI Gringo” serve as a warning for those with more money than sense. If $1 million wasn’t enough to save Mr. Kasper’s asshole from the salchicha picante imagine what awaits the average sex tourist and pensioner.
The gringo once was master of his domain but now things have changed and his woman is now the dominant one. He has become a sexual exile. However, he must remember that while he considers Third World vaginas and children to be less valuable than gringo vaginas and children the people in his host country may not see things his way. In Thailand many expat men die under mysterious circumstances and one can’t help but wonder if they fucked the wrong person in their display of dominance. Sometimes the dog that does the mounting gets his ass kicked by the dog that got mounted and didn’t particularly appreciate it. With the waning of the Old World Order the descendants of today’s sex tourist might be tomorrow’s hookers. Then who will display dominance? Only time will tell.
The Great Hugo Chavez says it all, "Yankee Se Va."
From the local perspective, it takes a lot of patience / tolerance to accept / associate with Gringos.
Why? 'Cause they can't speak the language and have serious substance abuse issues.
The little bit of money they throw around aint sh*t. Chump change.
Gringos needing to buy friends, hoes, acceptance is the Gringo existence when overseas / Latin America.
You have Hispanic-USA neighborhoods. Why don't you go to the Hispanic-USA neighborhood and monger for free? They scared!
Earn your stripes and f*ck some Hispanic-USA broads.
Bone Crusher, "Never Scared": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viJ5W-E3EJc[/URL]
What will you do for the Latina p*ssy? Monger internationally or go to her house in Hispanic-USA?
I wanted the Latina p*ssy since childhood.
At age 12, I would board the Metra from Chicago's suburbs to Union Station. Get off the train and jump the CTA bus to Mexican & Puerto Rican Hood:
26th Street
Cicero
Gage Park
East Chicago
Blue Island
Pilsen
Humboldt Park
Holding the blocks of Mexican and Puerto Rican hood in search of b*tches.
Black-USA walking the streets, neighborhoods, and stores of Mexican hood is danino para la salud! I'd take the a*s whooping / kicking and return to the same block, same location the following day. And get they hoes!
As an adult, I would roll the Hispanic-USA neighborhoods in search of Latinas.
Gangbangers shooting at me; cholas attempting to jack a brother in the alley; cholos looking for "street stripes" was the greeting. I attempted / beat them back to the homeland and took their sisters / primas / madres /novias / rucas (ie. wives). "I'll take your b*tch, cabron."
Aguascalientes
Durango
D.F.
Chihuahua
Zacatecas
Ponce
San Juan
Carolina
Bayamon
Hoes from all of Mexico y Puerto Rico loved the flavour of Meat Loaf while visiting them in Hispanic-USA. The hoes have loved Meat Loaf since youth and before I could shoot raw dog loads. My first piece of p*ssy was from 2 white-USA sisters in elementary school. My first piece of real p*ssy was from Srta. Garcia. Her curly haired brown sister became a victim as well.
There is no mystery while Meat Loaf in Nicaragua is so vivid. Meat Loaf is part of the community who earned his stripes in Hispanic-USA. My character is deep.
Monger, you can't compete with Meat Loaf. I'm a member of the community.
You scared or embarrassed to roll Hispanic-USA in search of a Latina.
Your character is fragile so you have to travel the world in search of US $100 per polvo p*ssy. Come to Nicaragua and we'll play your a*s like the caballo you are. Pendejo (ie. asshole).
T.I., "You Don't Know Me": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_xzSWtjKRc&feature=related[/URL]
a few months ago i had the privilege of meeting a senior citizen black-usa monger from chicago living in costa rica. he is an isg lurker of meat loaf posts who came to nicaragua for his visa run.
my running buddy from england (ie. london stock exchange) and i invited "south side" over to the table. he was timid. i broke the ice. he was on the prowl for hoes evidenced by his costa rica residence.
we kicked it for several hours and he received the meat loaf tour of nicaragua.
this was so refreshing to see / experience my peer (ie. black usa).
south side.
I can, but do not run fast.
I can, but do not jump high.
I could, but do not sell drugs nor traffic in drugs.
Instead, I slang "white man crack rock."
Everyday, in the CBOT (ie. Chicago Board of Trade) we exchange billions of dollars in cash!
Bond pit: US $1 Billion
Corn pit: US $60 Million
Soybean pit: US $80 Million
Wheat pit: US $60 Million
The workday in the grains is 3 hours, 45-minutes per day. 9:30 a.m., CST, - 1:15 p.m., CST, for 180 years. (Black USA have had access since 1965.) The entire world has / does come here, everyday, to purchase their grains for food and feed. We control 80% of the world's corn market! Corn Pit, B.I.T.C.H.
What color is your badge? Are you leasing a badge for US $5,000 per month. Or do you own full-membership for US $300,000 - US $1 Milllion?
The color of your badge indicates a lot in Chicago. Walking "the Loop" with your trading jacket, badge, and the hottest blonde in the shortest skirt is CBOT / CME / CBOE / CSE. In Chicago, traders rule the street!
At the close, 1:15 p.m., CST, all transactions are settled in cash. Receive your money either in cash, bank wire before 3 p.m., CST, or cashier's check and run the streets or globe. Big hitters jump into their private plane at the old Miggs Field and fly away. Or we board yachts at Belmont Harbor. Money don't mean shit!
We're traders! Performance-based. Competition.
Why would I sell crack or cocaine? Why would I be a NCAA athlete? Why would I be in Hollywood?
I slang "white man crack rock."
Boiler Room, "White Man Crack": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KH8BWLTncE[/URL]
Payday is every 15th of the month, so if you cannot manage your personal finance, pobrecito.
Paychecks for producers, and I was the "Top Producer" in Chicago for the New York-based corporation with 30 offices, are disbursed in T-Bills. Brokers / traders recieve paychecks of US $2,000 - US $150,000 per month. (Chicago is the futures & options / derivatives capital of the world.)
Go to the bank with your paycheck and cash the check into C.A.S.H. Leave the bank with US $2,000 - US $150,000 in cash via duffle bag.
Return to the office with your cash-in-hand.
Chicago has / had a company of strippers called, "Grin & Bear It." These strippers come to your office and dance / strip. On our desks / in my private office would be US $2,000 - US $150,000 in cash. The girls would dance, drink, "bump", for the entire day. They would leave with a few thousand of dollars in tips and compensation.
Grin & Bear It: That Skinny, 18-year old p*ssy.
** "ILuvBlkWomen", you opened-up a can or worms with your G8 question. **
Now, in Nicaragua, I do "Grin & Bear It" 24 / 7 at my mansion with armed deported USA security. Read prior Meat Loaf posts.
I've played soccer since age 4. I had offers to play NCAA and Europe.
Denied: I don't play sports.
I've played ice hockey since age 9. I attempted to play Canadian minor league hockey in Manitoba and Sasketchewan.
Denied: Talent.
I've played USTA / country club tennis since age 5. My father had aspirations of my attendance at Stanford University. I was a "ball boy" at professional tennis tournaments.
Denied: I don't like tennis.
I skateboard. I was sponsored at the skateboard store in the Chicago suburbs. I skated "vert" and street. We skated pools too.
Denied: I broke my ankle on a "judo air."
Chicago, post-1965.
White guys, thanks for the support, access, and assistance that has enabled Meat Loaf to write Meat Loaf posts.
** I'm feeling good. **
ML - Didn't mean to open a COW. I'm always glad to hear / see a Black USA who's clawed is way succesfully up the G8 corporate ladder as you appear to have accomplished. So again, well done.
While I do find your postings amusing, insightful and full of truth, what prompted me to post on your board is to get an understanding as to why with such success at an early age as a Black USA, you seemed to show such a lack of compassion for your Nica hoes. Is it just boastful braggadocio, a clear understanding of the nature of things or are you just an angry Black USA living abroad. I guess I'm trying to understand Meat Loaf!
In my limited mongering experience, I've developed a great respect for some of the p4p ladies that I have encountered. Even admiration, when I get to
know their stories. Most of these women make great sacrifices to support children, whole family, etc. Sacrifices, that we men for the most part would not do. We come with dick, semen and a good exchange rate when mongering. At home too many of us just come with dick and semen.
I'm not captain save a hoe. There is nothing I can do to chande the nature of things, but it's all about karma at the end.
Wish you continued success for the new year Black USA.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Payday is every 15th of the month, so if you cannot manage your personal finance, pobrecito.
Paychecks for producers, and I was the "Top Producer" in Chicago for the New York-based corporation with 30 offices, are disbursed in T-Bills. Brokers / traders recieve paychecks of US $2,000 - US $150,000 per month. (Chicago is the futures & options / derivatives capital of the world.)
Go to the bank with your paycheck and cash the check into C.A.S.H. Leave the bank with US $2,000 - US $150,000 in cash via duffle bag.
Return to the office with your cash-in-hand.
Chicago has / had a company of strippers called, "Grin & Bear It." These strippers come to your office and dance / strip. On our desks / in my private office would be US $2,000 - US $150,000 in cash. The girls would dance, drink, "bump", for the entire day. They would leave with a few thousand of dollars in tips and compensation.
Grin & Bear It: That Skinny, 18-year old p*ssy.
** "ILuvBlkWomen", you opened-up a can or worms with your G8 question. **
Now, in Nicaragua, I do "Grin & Bear It" 24 / 7 at my mansion with armed deported USA security. Read prior Meat Loaf posts.[/QUOTE]
[quote=meat loaf]the great hugo chavez says it all, "yankee se va."
from the local perspective, it takes a lot of patience / tolerance to accept / associate with gringos.
why? 'cause they can't speak the language and have serious substance abuse issues.
the little bit of money they throw around aint sh*t. chump change.
gringos needing to buy friends, hoes, acceptance is the gringo existence when overseas / latin america.
you have hispanic-usa neighborhoods. why don't you go to the hispanic-usa neighborhood and monger for free? they scared!
earn your stripes and f*ck some hispanic-usa broads.
bone crusher, "never scared": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vij5w-e3ejc[/url][/quote]
there is plenty of latina pussy in underground brothels in major american cities where a fuck goes for $30. you wouldn’t find gringos lining up to fuck hispanic pussy there though. they’re terrified of getting their heads busted to the white meat by ms-13 and mara 18 street soldiers. the latino strip clubs up and down buford hwy, atlanta, ga are loaded with pussy on sale but you wouldn’t see any gringos there. they fly all the way to san jose for 100% anonymity.
latin americans know that gringos b*tch about illegal aliens then hire them to pick apples. after they pick the apples the gringo says, “go back home and i’ll come down on vacation with the money i made selling the apples you picked and fuck your sisters and daughters.” so latin americans have no love for gringos. chavez ran gringos out of venezuela and jacked up the exchange rate so mongering died off in caracas. a gringo mongering in venezuela takes the risk of his tio chavez giving him extended lodging. even ecuador rolled up the gringo welcome mat. the more deportation flights made the less welcomed gringos and their weakening greenbacks will be in latin america. the last major rise in airfares also forced many ****s to seek closer hunting grounds. many diverted from se asia and ended up in central and south america further angering inhabitants in the region.
i also previously wrote about the gringo population that finances the drug trade through its consumption of illicit narcotics. this results in arms and money being channeled to latin america to fight the growers and processors. for decades the drug wars were fought south of the border in cities and jungles but now the kingpins have moved the battle into us cities and neighborhoods. this hasn’t stopped gringos from snorting the white powder. it hasn’t stopped them from shooting up heroin made from poppies grown by the taliban in afghanistan. you can’t blame latin americans for charging gringos for friendship. what would you do if someone came to your country looking to score drugs and prostitutes? would you accept them as your peers?
That's bullshit about Ecuador. CM, have you been there?
[QUOTE=Dickhead]That's bullshit about Ecuador. CM, have you been there?[/QUOTE]
Yep, Manta Air Base, right before they decided to kick us out of there. When you say "bullshit" are you talking about reception among the general populace?
I'm talking about it's still very easy to get residency there.
As the president said at the time of the closure: "We can negotiate with the U.S. about a base in Manta, if they let us put a military base in Miami..."
See, the US military really sucks, so nobody wants them around. They kill people, and are assholes. If anyone finds this comment offensive, tough shit.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]I'm talking about it's still very easy to get residency there.
As the president said at the time of the closure: "We can negotiate with the U.S. about a base in Manta, if they let us put a military base in Miami..."
See, the US military really sucks, so nobody wants them around. They kill people, and are assholes. If anyone finds this comment offensive, tough shit.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps I should have been more clear that it was the base issue I was referring to. We're talking about different aspects here. When you say "easy" do you mean low cost of residency or high cost with very little bureaucracy involved?
I had a blanquita there named Romina. She was sweet. Pero tiene una chocha enorme.
Well, "easy" is a relative term, I suppose. I am looking at various places to get residency and Ecuador stands out because the required investment is quite low, and the information their immigration department provides seems clear and straight-forward. I know a couple of people who got residency there, although it was between five and ten years ago, and they were able to do it with no lawyers or anything. But any immigration process will involve bureaucracy and Latina America loves paperwork, bureaucracy, etc. That's partially a holdover from colonial Spain, where four copies of everything were needed to do anything, all properly stamped, signed, sealed, etc. Also Ecuador appears to have little history of expropriation, from what I've found out so far. And they didn't ask me a whole lot of **** sniffing questions when I was entering and leaving. Obviously the weak dollar issue is somewhat mitigated there as well.
Some ISG Senior Members treat ISG as if it were Instant Messenger. They camp out on the computer with ISG poster pop-ups.
Take the keyboard out of your hands and replace it with your d*ck and little tittie.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]That's bullshit about Ecuador. CM, have you been there?[/QUOTE]
The President of Ecuador is a Ph.D. graduate in economics from the University of Illinois.
Ecuador uses the U.S. Dollar so there is no exchange rate.
[QUOTE=LuvBlkWomen]
While I do find your postings amusing, insightful and full of truth, what prompted me to post on your board is to get an understanding as to why with such success at an early age as a Black USA, you seemed to show such a lack of compassion for your Nica hoes. Is it just boastful braggadocio, a clear understanding of the nature of things or are you just an angry Black USA living abroad. I guess I'm trying to understand Meat Loaf!
In my limited mongering experience, I've developed a great respect for some of the p4p ladies that I have encountered. Even admiration, when I get to
know their stories. Most of these women make great sacrifices to support children, whole family, etc. Sacrifices, that we men for the most part would not do. We come with dick, semen and a good exchange rate when mongering. At home too many of us just come with dick and semen.
I'm not captain save a hoe. There is nothing I can do to chande the nature of things, but it's all about karma at the end.
[/QUOTE]
Chacho (ie. muchocaho; fella'; homie),
Meat Loaf posts have a common thread:
1. If you get any female in the world pregnant, the USA government child support laws kick-in and you are caballo for her for 18 - 25 years and she receives 17% or 2 - 5% of your paycheck for the entirety of the above years.
2. Every Gringo must have achieved G8 success prior to entering Nicaragua. Why? 'Cause there is no economy in Nicaragua and you cannot work. If there is no business or jobs that means that you need to bring your money with you to Nicaragua.
3. To achieve G8 success takes decades of work, sacrifice, and talent. You could not have been a loser in G8 and move to Nicaragua. Why? 'Cause you cannot earn any money / there are no jobs or commerce in Nicaragua.
4. If you have invested decades in G8 to achieve success, you should respect / understand the work that you've put in.
5. If you worked for decades in G8, how could you volunteer for the caballo program of 18 - 25 years with a loser? The population has never worked and don't work: The population wants you to work and give them the money.
6. It's all about SURVIVAL for everyone. The Gringo must SURVIVE USA legislation. The Gringo must SURVIVE the street. The Gringo must SURVIVE economically. The Gringo must SURVIVE caballo. The Gringo (ie. white people) must SURVIVE racism. The Gringo must SURVIVE international politics that have declared the Gringo the enemy.
7. The Gringo, intelligent, should be trying not to get mandated by USA legislation to pull caballo for 18 -25 years.
** "LuvBlkWomen", I could expound upon the themes of Meat Loaf posts, but I don't have the patience to "Cliff Note" 1,400 postings. Hence, do your homework with pen-and-paper. I write this sh*t as a textbook for you guys. I know how to win and do / am, agreed. I'm just being nice with these postings on ISG. It's also fun to tout my accomplishments. I know that haters exist who want to set-up / trap / aide in Meat Loaf's failure. Dale. I will discuss your question in future postings "LuvBlkWomen". **
While there is no exchange rate, the weak dollar is still a factor because it makes imported goods (other than from the US or El Salvador, ha ha) more expensive. And, since Ecuador manufactures virtually nothing, it's significant. But still better than dealing with mickey mouse central american currency such as the "lempira" and similar.
Now back to your regularly scheduled Nicaragua.
[QUOTE=LuvBlkWomen]Enjoy your life Meat Loaf. But don't be so lacking in compassion, it's just bad karma, even if you earned what you have from Black USA. My apologies if I sound self-righteous.
I'll keep reading.[/QUOTE]Don't go messin' up that karma MLK.
Man, what is the fool talkin' about?
i saw a rant on isg where the poster accuses black men of perpetuating the myth of having large penises. the guy seemed deeply disturbed about large black penises. it made me wonder just how many people lie awake at night being distressed with thoughts about the black man and his enormous penis running amuck in their playground in asia and latin america. more importantly, it made me wonder just how this myth of the big black penis got started and who was responsible. is the black man really to blame or is there something more sinister at work?
[quote=calvin c. hernton]
during the era of slavery, white women were inaccessible to black men. on the other hand, all black women were accessible to white men. during this period the white man had as much sex with the black women of his plantation as he did with his wife. sometimes more. lillian smith, a white woman who was brought up in the south and is thoroughly familiar with its history, tradition, and secrets, writes:
in the white southern woman's dictionary, discrimination could be defined as a painful way of life which too often left an empty place in her bed and an ache in the heart. [ lillian smith, killers of the dream 1963, p 125 ]
because his concept of the sex act made him think of it as something dirty, sinful, and savage, the white southerner found it difficult to relate to his own woman. he was inhibited by the calvinist interpretation of sex as befouling the dignity of man. he therefore cringed from his manly duties towards his wife, and if he did make love to her, the act was marred by his guilt and shame. . . . . [ out of all this came ] the myth of 'white womanhood.'
'mongrelization' is the repeated cry of southern racists against extending human rights to negroes. yet, it is obvious that if the races have been or are being 'mongrelized,' the white man is basically responsible, not the negro. especially is this true in the south, specifically in the deep south (the 'black belt.')
early during the period of slavery, light-skinned negroes began to appear in the backyards of the great plantation houses of the south. as more and more of these 'mulatto' children began to run around in the backyards, guilt feelings fell upon the white man's conscience. but the white man continued to visit, with increasing frequency, the black cabins. he stayed away more and more from the big house. then there arose in him the suspicion of his wife left alone back there in the big house. the white man began to suspect his wife of doing exactly what he was doing. of course, his suspicion was groundless, it was virtually impossible for white women to 'slip around' with negro men during slavery. but somehow, someway, the white man had to get rid of his feelings of guilt. in jealous panic he projected his own transgression onto his women and onto the negro male. a guilt so terrible seized the white man that it is as insane now as it was then -- devolutionary guilt.
history teaches that women are always included among the spoils of conquest and domination. everywhere, when the invading tribe or nation conquers another people, the dominating group invariably takes free liberties with females of the subjugated group. in the case of the white racists and the american negro, there is something much deeper than mere conquest and subjugation. sexual paranoia is an inextricable ingredient in that psychiatric terror known as racism. and this fear, this guilt and terror, in various forms, is directed towards and acted out against both sexes of the negro population.
most white people in america project their own inner anxieties onto the negro to such an extent that they, especially southerners, imagine black men have large grotesque genitals that stand in perpetual erection. [ p 113 ]
[/quote]
so the gargantuan black penis myth actually started with white men who wanted to make sure that their white women did not take the same liberties with black male slaves that they themselves were taking with the black female slaves. by portraying the black man as a beast with a large grotesque penis the white slave master hoped to strike fear into the hearts of white women and eclipse any thoughts that these women may have had to visit the slave pens themselves to find out just what kept their husbands there at nights.
after the abolition of slavery and the later implementation of civil rights laws the white man saw his ready sexual access to black women disappear. the rise of feminism among white women further curtailed his sexual access to younger white women. these changes did not make the myths about unbridled black male sexuality and large genitalia go away. now liberated and empowered white women decided to verify what their great grandmothers could not. of course, this lead to further racial tensions and white racists had to find new ways of attacking black sexuality to counter the unforeseen effects of a stereotype first started by their forefathers. now to the great dismay of racists white women have taken to sex tourism in the caribbean and africa where they can indulge in their large black penis fantasies without the criticism they would face from their peers at home.
the big black penis myth isn’t the only penis lie told by racist whites. on the opposite end of the spectrum is the small asian penis myth. blaming the asian for perpetuating the myth of having a small penis would be counterintuitive. instead another lie is told to justify the myth. racists simply say that asian women prefer larger white penises. so now you see white men touting their penises as larger than asian penises. saying that asian men have small inadequate penises justifies white access to yellow vaginas. never mind that the whole idea of asia men having puny penises incapable of adequately fucking their women is illogical. asian populations are largely endogenous so apparently they must be quite able of fucking their own women. however, it illustrates how racists use sexual stereotypes to further their agenda. the evidence shows that on a global scale white men have an overwhelming lust for miscegenation.
the term “alabama black snake” is often used to refer to the black male sex organ. many white people believe that this term was invented by the hip hop culture. actually, the term “alabama black snake” was popularized by the film [i]full metal jacket[/i] screen written by stanley kubrick and co-screenwriters michael herr and gustav hasford, all white men. the film also portrayed asian females playing the role of hookers and immortalized the phrases, “me love you long time” and “me so horny.”
[quote=chocha monger]i saw a rant on isg where the poster accuses black men of perpetuating the myth of having large penises. the guy seemed deeply disturbed about large black penises. it made me wonder just how many people lie awake at night being distressed with thoughts about the black man and his enormous penis running amuck in their playground in asia and latin america. more importantly, it made me wonder just how this myth of the big black penis got started and who was responsible. is the black man really to blame or is there something more sinister at work?
so the gargantuan black penis myth actually started with white men who wanted to make sure that their white women did not take the same liberties with black male slaves that they themselves were taking with the black female slaves. by portraying the black man as a beast with a large grotesque penis the white slave master hoped to strike fear into the hearts of white women and eclipse any thoughts that these women may have had to visit the slave pens themselves to find out just what kept their husbands there at nights.
after the abolition of slavery and the later implementation of civil rights laws the white man saw his ready sexual access to black women disappear. the rise of feminism among white women further curtailed his sexual access to younger white women. these changes did not make the myths about unbridled black male sexuality and large genitalia go away. now liberated and empowered white women decided to verify what their great grandmothers could not. of course, this lead to further racial tensions and white racists had to find new ways of attacking black sexuality to counter the unforeseen effects of a stereotype first started by their forefathers. now to the great dismay of racists white women have taken to sex tourism in the caribbean and africa where they can indulge in their large black penis fantasies without the criticism they would face from their peers at home.
the big black penis myth isn’t the only penis lie told by racist whites. on the opposite end of the spectrum is the small asian penis myth. blaming the asian for perpetuating the myth of having a small penis would be counterintuitive. instead another lie is told to justify the myth. racists simply say that asian women prefer larger white penises. so now you see white men touting their penises as larger than asian penises. saying that asian men have small inadequate penises justifies white access to yellow vaginas. never mind that the whole idea of asia men having puny penises incapable of adequately fucking their women is illogical. asian populations are largely endogenous so apparently they must be quite able of fucking their own women. however, it illustrates how racists use sexual stereotypes to further their agenda. the evidence shows that on a global scale white men have an overwhelming lust for miscegenation.
the term “alabama black snake” is often used to refer to the black male sex organ. many white people believe that this term was invented by the hip hop culture. actually, the term “alabama black snake” was popularized by the film [i]full metal jacket[/i] screen written by stanley kubrick and co-screenwriters michael herr and gustav hasford, all white men. the film also portrayed asian females playing the role of hookers and immortalized the phrases, “me love you long time” and “me so horny.”[/quote]
chocha monger,
you have a keen talent and a lot of "free time" to perform deep research. how do you find so many sources and prior postings on isg?
lots of times, i'll offer or ask a female if she wants to f*ck. sometimes they respond that they are scared to f*ck me because i'm black usa and have a big d*ck. it's true: my reputation for "cruching coochies" is legendary and i bang b*tches until they "tap out" like ultimate fighting championship contestants.
thick girls or girls with meat, not fat, need and yearn for a "real d*ck" because those little peckers (ie. the competition) can't fill their vaginas. they don't have any girth nor do they have length to tickle her fancy.
personally, i don't give out charity d*ck. nor do i f*ck white hoes looking to fulfill their fantasies. charity d*ck.
i remember that movie and "alabama black snake."
it's funny and a shame how white guys sneak around the world to monger. they can't be honest with themselves. they live double lives with the "family hustle" in g8 and place this liability at risk when creeping the globe with prostitutes. suggestion: don't do the g8 family hustle. a prime example of this bad decision making is tiger woods.
what's also funny is all of this isg communication concerning race. makes some wish for the good old days where black usa was not seen nor heard, but since 1965 we've come from the shadows. i guess one must talk loud to be heard after 500 years of not being allowed to talk, or read, or write, or think, etcetera. it was us federal legislation not to allow black usa to read and write. not even the bible could save them / us. lol.
i don't know about you, but if i were a female i would want a big freaky d*ck. since they are the gender that gets penetrated wouldn't they want something to fill them up?
i wonder how many isg readers are black, worldwide. i do get lots of pm from black guys, worldwide, who are basically saying, "that god that someone, meat loaf, is speaking / writing / explaining the realities of their / my racial situation." this is why i've continued this racial commentary. why? it's been requested from isg readers.
white guys are desired for a few things: (1) blue eyes, (2) caballo (ie. money), and maybe (3) blonde hair. i've never heard and can't imagine white guys being sought after as sexual machines. maybe if the individual had nice muscles. in contrast, everyone lusts to get a good f*cking and this is where i benefit- the big black d*ck myth / reality.
one time i was curious about penis implants. all that one can get is 1.5 inches more in length and 1 inch in width. that aint sh*t and i've discussed this penile implant fact with girls. they laugh and say, "that aint sh*t", 1-inch.
white guys are desired sexually for eating p*ssy. but again, i'm official and am a legend for my "muff diving skills." black usa have big lips and that allows one to truly suck a p*ssy.
Being Meat Loaf (ie. G8 successful) exposes me to other residents / tourists of G8 success.
Knowing white-USA and their role or racism in the USA creates some situations.
So, I'm comfortable and accepted when socializing with white people, but when it comes to f*cking their daughters it may / is a different story.
Black Dick places the Black USA male in a powerful position. The power of changing your / white people's lineage. This is not a weak power to have.
Having access to G8 success and lifestyle is more valuable than f*cking their daughters.
I see their daughter and she is sexy. I would f*ck this b*tch all day, everyday. I told her that I find her beautiful and I would like to have sex with her, but will take a kiss instead.
She replied, "I've always thought about having some little Black babies. I want to take the challenge."
Wow.
The challenge to which she referred is, "Once you go Black, you never go back" saying.
We kissed and I felt her up. She felt my pecker through my clothing. She wanted to f*ck me.
I told her no. Why? F*cking the 20-year old White rich girl would just create problems. Although Black USA is accepted in social arenas, when it comes to being a family member the opportunities cease. If Black USA fucks white USA p*ssy, she / their family will be Black USA via the children. Their existence is / will be changed forever! They're not ready for that.
Being mature and understanding white-USA and the power of black d*ck, I didn't f*ck her. Instead, I'd rather play on their yacht in San Juan del Sur; drink Johnny Walker Blue Label; and enjoy their 7,000 sq. foot mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean. 20-year old white rich p*ssy just aint competitive with the above benefits received from "social friendship."
It's a shame 'cause she could be a great caballa and I'd get access to the inheritance, but Big Black D*ck and white cream aint nothing you want to play with.
If I were to f*ck the 20-year old white rich girl, the social access would probably dry up. It's not worth the risk.
I discussed this episode with some white guys and they confirmed the above as a legitimate reason and the truth to how they think and the losses I would assume.
Choco Banano con leche relleno is powerful.
I could f*ck any white girl and change the white lineage of her family, forever. Centuries of white people (ie. their ancestors) would be lost, forever with one good squirt of Black d*ck.
That's power!
Black d*ck can be used as weapon. Some consider it a weapon due to it enormous size. LOL.
Will I eventually f*ck the 20 year old white rich girl? No, I'll let her stay white USA and continue f*cking Latinas 'cause they too are brown.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf] I could f*ck any white girl and change the white lineage of her family, forever. Centuries of white people (ie. their ancestors) would be lost, forever with one good squirt of Black d*ck.
That's power!
Black d*ck can be used as weapon. Some consider it a weapon due to it enormous size. LOL.[/QUOTE]
I never quite thought about the black dick as a weapon. Meat Loaf, the concept is genius. If one looks at it from that point of view then one can understand White-USA’s hostility to Black-USA. Of course, the threat of a black dick, a genetic biological weapon, would keep them up at night. Their race faces imminent genocide from one ejaculation of a black dick. A long line of privilege, inclusion and power could be destroyed within a matter of minutes. Then all of the wealth built on the graves of Native Americans and the backs of Black-USA would suddenly be lost and transferred to the offspring of Black-USA. Just the thought of it would make the old slave masters roll over in their graves. Again old White-USA traditions can become problematic for present and future generations. Traditions such as the “one drop” rule state that anyone with one drop of black blood in their lineage cannot be considered any race other than black.
[QUOTE=National Review] "The United States is the only country in the world in which a white mother can have a black child but a black mother cannot have a white child."
Not long ago, when the civil rights movement was unquestionably on the side of the angels, liberals were fond of pointing that out with a mixture of dismay and smugness. How stupid! they said. You were deemed black if either of your parents were. Indeed, you were deemed black even if your only black ancestor was one great-grandparent — the infamous "one drop" rule made it so. [/QUOTE]
Given the potential consequences you were wise not to give in to the young lady’s lust for miscegenation at the cost of social and economic inclusion.
"The United States is the only country in the world in which a white mother can have a black child but a black mother cannot have a white child."
Now [b]that[/b] is complete bullshit. Many, perhaps even most, other societies have similar views and prejudices; i.e., 1/2 black or 1/4 black or 1/8 black = [b]black[/b], end of story. I don't agree as I've stated before, and don't see why Obama is "black" any more than he is white. But I am more highly advanced due to having ejaculated my sterile seed into pussies of every conceivable color.
If racism is the issue then miscegenation is the solution. However that does not address the issue of impregnation = caballo. If impregnation = caballo then vasectomization is the solution. However miscegenation and vasectomization are sadly mutually exclusive.
It does make me wonder whether Meat Loaf knocked someone up in the US and therefore split to Nicaragua, as the whole 18 years of child support thing seems to be a major focus of his.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]
If racism is the issue then miscegenation is the solution. However that does not address the issue of impregnation = caballo. If impregnation = caballo then vasectomization is the solution. However miscegenation and vasectomization are sadly mutually exclusive.
It does make me wonder whether Meat Loaf knocked someone up in the US and therefore split to Nicaragua, as the whole 18 years of child support thing seems to be a major focus of his.[/QUOTE]
Loaf,
Dickhead thinks you fled the US to abscond from 18 years of pulling caballo under the United States judicial system. This is a serious charge. :eek:
Wouldn't the size of the dick be irrelevant to using it as a biological weapon? Even a short penis is effective at impregnation. It seems like two separate issues to me. Now if the size factor created more women willing to experiment, perhaps that would be effective. However, it seems the scenario being created says just as many are turning down the dick for being "too big." Especially in Asia. White and black are doing okay at turning brown in the US, Canada, Australia, etc. as interracial dating is more and more acceptable. I think now the challenge is to stuff more black dick into your relatively homogeneous populations such as Japan, China, Scandanavia, and the Arab World. I realize that many Arab women are quite physically repugnant, hairy, smelly, little access to water. But I never said this would be easy. Sometimes you have to take one for the team.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Wouldn't the size of the dick be irrelevant to using it as a biological weapon? Even a short penis is effective at impregnation. It seems like two separate issues to me. Now if the size factor created more women willing to experiment, perhaps that would be effective. However, it seems the scenario being created says just as many are turning down the dick for being "too big." Especially in Asia. White and black are doing okay at turning brown in the US, Canada, Australia, etc. as interracial dating is more and more acceptable. I think now the challenge is to stuff more black dick into your relatively homogeneous populations such as Japan, China, Scandanavia, and the Arab World. I realize that many Arab women are quite physically repugnant, hairy, smelly, little access to water. But I never said this would be easy. Sometimes you have to take one for the team.[/QUOTE]
Well, Dickhead, the answer to that question depends on if you think the good Lord made the human penis in the shape of a plunger because he thought it was pretty funny or if you believe there is a purpose to everything. It is thought that the morphology of the human penis has the function of removing sperm deposited in the vagina by another male. So a wider penis would tend to have a better seal and hence a stronger suction effect in the vaginal barrel. A longer penis would be able to deposit sperm closer to the cervix giving them an advantage over those deposited by a shorter penis. However, this would only be relevant if the female was fucking two different males during a relatively short period of time.
Now the turning down of dicks because they are “too big” in Asia seem to involve mainly pimps and prostitutes. Since such acts of copulation rarely result in any offspring being produced I don’t think they are a factor in this particular instance. As for Japan I don’t think they have much choice unless their men start fucking and impregnating Japanese women at a much faster rate. Right now, they have a dismally low birth rate due to the “grass eating boys” phenomenon and the advent of the professional Japanese woman. They will have to rely on immigration and eventually miscegenation. China has a one child policy and population issues it will be interesting to see how that works out in the next 20 years. Right now they have enough people but what happens when then age? Two old people for every young person isn’t exactly a great formula. The Chinese have been moving into Africa, West Asia and Latin America. Sweden has a growing population of Africans and Arabs so their demographics are changing.
Hypocritical Racist on ISG
In reference to Chocha Monger’s post about whites worried about Black guys dicks. I was the guy involved in that flame war on my home board of the Philippines.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3102[/url]
This is exactly what was posted:
[QUOTE=FreebieFan]For years the black brethren put out this myth about their dicks being bigger, as in providing an explanation for the bulge in their panties.
Well, Warbler, me old son, look like the myth is now explained.
The bulge in a black mans panties (alabama worm LOL) is nothing but a wedge (and a small wedge) of PETN.
If in doubt, check out CNN et all media showing the famous black mans panties.
Happy New Year, or maybe in Urban dick langauge its called "Yo Bro Dude Party chill aight. ".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FreebieFan]Wikipedia is a mine of resources, so lets examine the African Reed Warbucks.
I quote "The African Reed Warbucks or African Marsh Warbucks, Acrocephalus baeticatus, is an Old World warbler.
This is a common species of marshy areas, with reeds sedges or rank vegetation. When not breeding, it may enter gardens.
The African Reed Warboys is plain, smallish with a somewhat flattened forehead.
The legs are black and the eyes are brown. The sexes are similar in appearance, but the juvenile has a rufous rump. (damn. I guess this means you look like Yo Momma! "[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]I just opened a PM and it started with that fucking N### and went all down hill from there. I get PMs like this in refrence to you all the time. [/QUOTE]
Some of these “guys” just can’t stand to see a Black doing his thing overseas. If they feel this way about Blacks I wonder how they “really” feel about the brown non-Anglo-Saxon women they fuck?
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Chocha Monger,
You have a keen talent and a lot of "free time" to perform deep research. How do you find so many sources and prior postings on ISG?
Lots of times, I'll offer or ask a female if she wants to f*ck. Sometimes they respond that they are scared to f*ck me because I'm Black USA and have a big d*ck. It's true: My reputation for "cruching coochies" is legendary and I bang b*tches until they "tap out" like Ultimate Fighting Championship contestants.
Thick girls or girls with meat, not fat, need and yearn for a "real d*ck" because those little peckers (ie. the competition) can't fill their vaginas. They don't have any girth nor do they have length to tickle her fancy.
Personally, I don't give out charity d*ck. Nor do I f*ck white hoes looking to fulfill their fantasies. Charity d*ck.
I remember that movie and "Alabama Black Snake."
It's funny and a shame how white guys sneak around the world to monger. They can't be honest with themselves. They live double lives with the "family hustle" in G8 and place this liability at risk when creeping the globe with prostitutes. Suggestion: Don't do the G8 family hustle. A prime example of this bad decision making is Tiger Woods.
What's also funny is all of this ISG communication concerning race. Makes some wish for the good old days where Black USA was not seen nor heard, but since 1965 we've come from the shadows. I guess one must talk loud to be heard after 500 years of not being allowed to talk, or read, or write, or think, etcetera. It was US federal legislation not to allow Black USA to read and write. Not even the bible could save them / us. LOL.
I don't know about you, but if I were a female I would want a big freaky d*ck. Since they are the gender that gets penetrated wouldn't they want something to fill them up?
I wonder how many ISG readers are Black, worldwide. I do get lots of PM from Black guys, worldwide, who are basically saying, "that God that someone, Meat Loaf, is speaking / writing / explaining the realities of their / my racial situation." This is why I've continued this racial commentary. Why? It's been requested from ISG readers.
White guys are desired for a few things: (1) blue eyes, (2) caballo (ie. money), and maybe (3) blonde hair. I've never heard and can't imagine white guys being sought after as sexual machines. Maybe if the individual had nice muscles. In contrast, everyone lusts to get a good f*cking and this is where I benefit- the Big Black D*ck myth / reality.
One time I was curious about penis implants. All that one can get is 1.5 inches more in length and 1 inch in width. That aint sh*t and I've discussed this penile implant fact with girls. They laugh and say, "that aint sh*t", 1-inch.
White guys are desired sexually for eating p*ssy. But again, I'm official and am a legend for my "muff diving skills." Black USA have big lips and that allows one to truly suck a p*ssy.[/QUOTE]
Damn Loaf! You bang them until they “tap out” like UFC contestants? That’s some hardcore shit! What do you eat for breakfast huevos de Tortuga?
I agree these guys need to give up the “family hustle” and trick full time or be true their caballo role. Upstanding family man and depraved trick consorting with Third World prostitutes don’t exactly go together and when the conflicting role comes to light there is bound to be social and moral backlash. They should stay true to themselves instead of being all things everyone. Then again a lot of these guys are locked in on 18 to 21 yr plans with a 30 yr mortgage and the exit cost is too steep. They have no choice but to tiptoe around the family to satisfy their cravings for mongoloid, black and Hispanic pussy.
I imagine that women do want something that can adequately fill their voids. Popular American woman insults towards men include “needle dick” and “pencil dick” so that may indicate that they would rather a large freakish dick to get it on. The bad thing about American women is they also feel the need to be politically correct so when guys ask them if they want a monster cock they’re usually evasive and say crap like the size doesn’t matter. If they were telling the truth then they wouldn’t be using small dick size as an insult.
Blonde haired blue eyed guys are highly desired by Arabs in the United Arab Emirates as they will find out.
[url]http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/01/world/middleeast/01dubai.html?ex=1351656000&en=015dae827a8b4632&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink[/url]
[QUOTE=Dickhead]"The United States is the only country in the world in which a white mother can have a black child but a black mother cannot have a white child."
Now [b]that[/b] is complete bullshit. Many, perhaps even most, other societies have similar views and prejudices; i.e., 1/2 black or 1/4 black or 1/8 black = [b]black[/b], end of story. I don't agree as I've stated before, and don't see why Obama is "black" any more than he is white. But I am more highly advanced due to having ejaculated my sterile seed into pussies of every conceivable color.
If racism is the issue then miscegenation is the solution. However that does not address the issue of impregnation = caballo. If impregnation = caballo then vasectomization is the solution. However miscegenation and vasectomization are sadly mutually exclusive.
It does make me wonder whether Meat Loaf knocked someone up in the US and therefore split to Nicaragua, as the whole 18 years of child support thing seems to be a major focus of his.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Loaf,
Dickhead thinks you fled the US to abscond from 18 years of pulling caballo under the United States judicial system. This is a serious charge. :eek:[/QUOTE]
No, Meat Loaf is not on the run from child support. I've been a proponent of Father's Rights Law since high school. I learned the law of (1) Child Custody, (2) Child Support, and (3) Marriage Contract before I really started f*cking b*tches.
Every USA citizen anywhere in the world is under USA laws. Just because you are "visiting" or a "tourist" in a foreign country does not void the USA legislation upon your person and activities.
Every USA citizen must adhere to the laws of the foreign country for which they are a "tourist" or "visiting."
The USA is most legislated country in the world.
If one does not want to reside nor resides in the USA, it is foolish to place oneself under USA legislation via its citizenship. Hence, Meat Loaf is dumping / getting rid / becoming a citizen of Nicaragua. Meat Loaf is denouncing his USA citizenship and opting for citizenship in a less-legislated country.
While Meat Loaf is in the immigration process for Nicaragua, he is under USA law, and therefore exposed to (1) Child Custody & (2) Child Support Laws.
G8 success living a 3rd world country is dangerous. It becomes even more dangerous when p*ssy is concerned. If a "loser" or someone / a family wants to guarantee G8 income / revenues / payment streams, they simply need to have any female take a nutt from a USA citizen. The USA laws of (1) Child Custody and (2) Child Support will kick-in. The USA legal system will do everything for the mother and child. The USA would have a caballo for 18 - 25 years in the USA labour market. They mother simply needs to go to the USA Embassy with your contact information. Remember the post about "Jabber Jaws."
So USA citizenship is risky and dangerous if the USA citizen does not nor desires to live on USA-soil. It's a liability. Worse, some third-party (ie. legislation) gets all into the mix and decides your caballo status.
Can you imagine a child custody fight with the mother of a 3rd world baby? Everyone from the USA to the 3rd world country will tell / expect / force the male / father to do what you do best- caballo. You will be pulling caballo on USA soil. Remember, USA passports can be revoked if the father is US $2,500 in the arrears on child support which is a default contract and arbitrary assessment with the penalty of incarceration.
In fact, as Black-USA it would be a dis-service to produce Black offspring in the American Hemisphere without being in a nuclear family. For if Black-USA did produce offspring anywhere in the American Hemisphere, the offspring would become carne molida due to racism and probably pull caballo and serve as the "slave of the day." Worse, the offspring would produce more slaves and caballo for "the man." This would be sacrificing your offspring to the wolves (ie. oppression).
These Niggas' (ie. oppressors) aint gonna' play me! I determine who my allegiance is to; I determine who I f*ck and impregnate; I determine where I live and earn G8 income; I determine when I'll die, and not the oppressor; I determine my existence and lineage, not the oppressor. I determine what my name is, not the slave name handed by the oppressor. I determine. Those 500 years of forced and blind oppression have ended when Meat Loaf is present. And Meat Loaf is eager and ready to die for this sh*t! And when that bullet enters my body I'll rejoice in the memories of my Black-USA and African-slave ancestors of the American Hemisphere who took death at the whim of the oppressor. (You can't "win" against a peoples who want to die for a cause.) Post-1965.
It's about SURVIVAL as a USA citizen when not living on USA soil. Obviously, Meat Loaf's preparation for the 3rd world / Latin America is deep. In contrast, "Classic Bobo" and reckless mongers become carne molida just for a nutt.
My game is too deep which is why I win / won.
The one-drop rule is legislated.
O'Bama is actually more white due to his rearing that Black USA. Just as the Black USA community leadership, white USA tells Black USA who is and who aint Black. Black USA has to accept whatever person they classify as Black USA. The only Black USA thing O'Bama has done is Reverend Wright's church and getting married to Michelle. He needed to do that for Black Chicago USA to even consider him Black USA. Based upon his background, if he didn't attend Rev. Wright's church we Chicagoans would have considered him a 100% OREO (ie. black on the outside, white on the inside) and laughed his a*s back to Hawaii. Chicago is a "militant" city in Civil Rights (ie. Nation of Islam, Operation Push, Rainbow Coalition, Urban League, etcetera). We don't take nor accept OREOs. Even I, have always been questioned and challenged 'cause:
I can, but do not run fast.
I can, but do not jump high.
I could, but not sell drugs nor traffic in drugs.
And I'm not inside of the "Black Man's University" (ie. state / federal prison)
Instead, I've done white USA sh*t and that seperates the authentic from the OREO.
My international experience and languages saved Meat Loaf from being labeled an OREO.
Being Black USA is rather complex in a negative and failure way.
"Dickhead" and "LuvBlkWomen", I hope the above answers your question.
You do not want to pull G8 caballo for 18 - 25 years for a person that dropped out of elementary school and has 0% aspirations or interest in improving their plight. This is why I''m "so hard on the Nicaraguan."
"Chocha Monger", some people always want to opt for the sinister motive. Fact is, I'm one of the few people that is documented up the a*s, internationally. (Any job application or "hanger-on" application for me is 9-pages, international criminal background check, finger print cards, family history for 3-generations, and other interrogative questions.) Black USA must be better in everything they do and more transparent than white USA to obtain access to G8 opportunities. "Dickhead" is a prime example of such reality. I aint got time for that "rookie" shit- the sinister. Because of the sinisters, I play at the alta nivel 'cause it's the same sinister mentality throughout society when Black USA.
It becomes more and more obvious that a person cannot live in Nicaragua / the 3rd world if they are / were G8 losers. It takes serious preparation, talent, and knowledge. Is there any question that Meat Loaf is miles ahead of the competition (ie. other males; caballos) and the Chicas Nicas.
Can you imagine the father's visitation rights? More caballo by having to jump on international planes bearing gifts. The offspring wouldn't know anything G8 except your 17 - 20% remittances for 18 - 25 years with the offspring being a USA citizen and empowering his 3rd World family to receive the "Refugee Program" to the USA at the expense of the male caballo.
"Dickhead", havind a vasectomy out of fear of procreation doesn't sizzle with Meat Loaf. Black-USA slaves weren't scared to bust nutts just because of USA legislation. The law written by George Washington that stated Black-USA will forever be enslaved and are not human beings beyond 3/5. That seems like a more valid reason to not procreate than a damn child support bill. Sacrificing your lineage and participation in the world via procreation is weak just 'cause someone is scared of "another bill" (ie. child support). These individuals aren't scared to sign-up for 30 year mortgages, marriage contracts, car loans, credit cards, etcetera.
'Dem Niggas (ie. Chicas Nicas / hoes) aint gonna' play me (ie. G8 / USA child support; marriage contract; child custody) just for a nutt.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
I agree these guys need to give up the “family hustle” and trick full time or be true their caballo role. Upstanding family man and depraved trick consorting with Third World prostitutes don’t exactly go together and when the conflicting role comes to light there is bound to be social and moral backlash. They should stay true to themselves instead of being all things everyone. Then again a lot of these guys are locked in on 18 to 21 yr plans with a 30 yr mortgage and the exit cost is too steep. They have no choice but to tiptoe around the family to satisfy their cravings for mongoloid, black and Hispanic pussy.
[/QUOTE]
Playing with fire by being phony.
They need to face the music sooner-than-later, but evidenced by the wisdom I dropped in the prior post, they are not ready nor competitive to play and win with women. Instead, they go with caballo role just as many have blind faith in religions.
What Loaf refers to about US citizens being subject to its laws wherever they are is called the "doctrine of extraterritoriality" and among other things it applies to screwing females who are under 18, regardless of the age of consent in the country where it occurs.
I did not have a vasectomy out of fear. I knew since I was eight (8) years old that I wanted to have zero (0) children.
I knew nothing about Obama and when he began his candidacy I assumed from his name he was a Muslim and also I would have been willing to bet money his wife would be white. To tell you the truth I was surprised she was not. Not sure why.
[quote=dickhead]what loaf refers to about us citizens being subject to its laws wherever they are is called the "doctrine of extraterritoriality" and among other things it applies to screwing females who are under 18, regardless of the age of consent in the country where it occurs.
i did not have a vasectomy out of fear. i knew since i was eight (8) years old that i wanted to have zero (0) children.
i knew nothing about obama and when he began his candidacy i assumed from his name he was a muslim and also i would have been willing to bet money his wife would be white. to tell you the truth i was surprised she was not. not sure why.[/quote]
michelle o'bama, "for the first time in my life": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyy73ro_egw&nr=1[/url]
what she is / was saying is that, black usa has heard about equal opportunity / separate, but equal / land of the free / melting pot for 500 years. black usa has heard this propaganda forever, but when opportunities to participate in usa society are concerned, it's reserved for someone else (ie. white people.) now, post-1965 and the election of 2008, the usa is finally fulfilling on their rhetoric. so, for the first-time we / she / black usa is shocked that the goal posts weren't moved after the field goal kicker has already kicked the ball.
that / this is why black usa must be 100% transparent 'cause they always change the rules when your application sits before them. you must do everything to place white-usa in the position of being labeled a racist without cause for black-usa to get access / a fair shot.
white usa outrage: white usa found her statement treasonous. they could / do not understand why black-usa of "occupational" success could be so "ungrateful."
answer: college degrees, job titles, income does not impress us! these credentials are obtained for survival in the usa as black-usa. some "funky ass" dollars does not change the reality of survival as black-usa. when it's all said and done our place is the prison system and segregated neighborhoods. with or without the above "success" we are always at risk!
we'll always be niggers & therefore know that at anytime we'll be "back on the plantation" where the other (ie. the oppressed) niggers are. cool: it's not scary to be amongst our peers. (this is also a theme of "chocha monger" posts concerning 3rd world g8 mongers.)
the above answer is for those that found outrage.
my first effort at equality was a us $30 million discrimination lawsuit at age 17.
additionally, michelle o'bama went to princeton and did her dissertation for the masters on being black-usa in a sea of white usa (ie. the university). typically, only 2 - 3% of major usa universities are black-usa and how many of them are in the athletic department / athletes? lol. members of my family were highly sought after by ivy league institutions with some attending the ivy league for studies. post-1965 was more white usa than today, so i know it was hard. peer group.
o'bama married michelle because he knows about being black-usa amongst white usa elites and losers. he attended columbia university & harvard university.
o'bama knows how it feels to be the only black-usa by being reared in hawaii. o'bama knows the pressure of being black-usa and married black-usa so when he goes home he will have a peer group and someone that can relate to the battles of being black-usa. if he were to marry white usa, he would be on 24 / 7 white usa program and social. no relief.
amazingly, white usa didn't disqualify him for being another black-usa associated with cocaine as he did admit to excessive cocaine use while at columbia and associating with white usa students. shocking. had they played this 200-century old technique, the obvious "race card" would have been used, but his credentials and "white guilt" gave him a break.
white usa will aide and assist black-usa if you are superior above other black-usa and can relate / make white usa feel comfortable being white usa. for this person will be "the black-usa' person that a lone white usa individual has / knows / mantener / associates / befriends. this is the role of meat loaf- tokenism. but the credentials are alta nivel so it's not so much of a "coon dance" and i'll "call a spade a spade."
white usa is okay, individually. unfortunately when a group come together the power of usa legislated and encouraged racism over-powers the individuals good intentions. i love white usa and if that bleach currently used by sammy sosa works, i'm going to buy an ocean tanker full of the stuff. lol.
"f*ck you, pay me": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukh21seg1kg&feature=related[/url]
ml - i never thought in my lifetime that i would see a black usa actually attain the presidency. i think this can be attributed in great part to 8 eight years of bobo the clown as president, not discounting obama's obvious intellect, temperment and general "cool hand luke" countenance. my question is: do you think a non-biracial obama with the same credentials (i.e.: a sydney poitier "they call me mr tibbs" type), at the same time in american history would have been elected president ? i tend to believe not! so the game is still the same.
[quote=meat loaf]michelle o'bama, "for the first time in my life": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyy73ro_egw&nr=1[/url]
what she is / was saying is that, black usa has heard about equal opportunity / separate, but equal / land of the free / melting pot for 500 years. black usa has heard this propaganda forever, but when opportunities to participate in usa society are concerned, it's reserved for someone else (ie. white people.) now, post-1965 and the election of 2008, the usa is finally fulfilling on their rhetoric. so, for the first-time we / she / black usa is shocked that the goal posts weren't moved after the field goal kicker has already kicked the ball.
that / this is why black usa must be 100% transparent 'cause they always change the rules when your application sits before them. you must do everything to place white-usa in the position of being labeled a racist without cause for black-usa to get access / a fair shot.
white usa outrage: white usa found her statement treasonous. they could / do not understand why black-usa of "occupational" success could be so "ungrateful."
answer: college degrees, job titles, income does not impress us! these credentials are obtained for survival in the usa as black-usa. some "funky ass" dollars does not change the reality of survival as black-usa. when it's all said and done our place is the prison system and segregated neighborhoods. with or without the above "success" we are always at risk!
we'll always be niggers & therefore know that at anytime we'll be "back on the plantation" where the other (ie. the oppressed) niggers are. cool: it's not scary to amongst your peers.
the above answer is for those that found outrage.
my first effort at equality was a us $30 million discrimination lawsuit at age 17.
additionally, michelle o'bama went to princeton and did her dissertation for the masters on being black-usa in a sea of white usa (ie. the university). typically, only 2 - 3% of major usa universities are black-usa and how many of them are in the athletic department / athletes? lol. members of my family were highly sought after by ivy league institutions with some attending the ivy league for studies. post-1965 was more white usa than today, so i know it was hard. peer group.
o'bama married michelle because he knows about being black-usa amongst white usa elites and losers. he attended columbia university & harvard university.
o'bama knows how it feels to be the only black-usa by being reared in hawaii. o'bama knows the pressure of being black-usa and married black-usa so when he goes home he will have a peer group and someone that can relate to the battles of being black-usa. if he were to marry white usa, he would be on 24 / 7 white usa program and social. no relief.
amazingly, white usa didn't disqualify him for being another black-usa associated with cocaine as he did admit to excessive cocaine use while at columbia and associating with white usa students. shocking. had they played this 200-century old technique, the obvious "race card" would have been used, but his credentials and "white guilt" gave him a break.
white usa will aide and assist black-usa if you are superior above other black-usa and can relate / make white usa feel comfortable being white usa. for this person will be "the black-usa' person that a lone white usa individual has / knows / mantener / associates / befriends. this is the role of meat loaf- tokenism. but the credentials are alta nivel so it's not so much of a "coon dance" and i'll "call a spade a spade."
white usa is okay, individually. unfortunately when a group come together the power of usa legislated and encouraged racism over-powers the individuals good intentions. i love white usa and if that bleach currently used by sammy sosa works, i'm going to buy an ocean tanker full of the stuff. lol.
"f*ck you, pay me": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukh21seg1kg&feature=related[/url][/quote]
[quote=luvblkwomen]ml - i never thought in my lifetime that i would see a black usa actually attain the presidency. i think this can be attributed in great part to 8 eight years of bobo the clown as president, not discounting obama's obvious intellect, temperment and general "cool hand luke" countenance. my question is: do you think a non-biracial obama with the same credentials (i.e.: a sydney poitier "they call me mr tibbs" type), at the same time in american history would have been elected president ? i tend to believe not! so the game is still the same.[/quote]
don't fall for the "okie doke"! don't do it.
every organization needs a mascot to represent the organization. kobe bryant, shaq, will smith, denzel washington, and now o'bama.
the organization mascot / front man is perception. every organization has a board of directors / upper-upper management to whom the mascot must answer.
being the president of our corporation, we have a white usa mascot / employee. lol. he's the chief of communications. 53 year old, white usa, with comb-over hairstyle, and reading glasses. lol. at shareholder meetings and the such, i'm the headliner. game is learned from the coaches. ncaa, nfl, nba are just examples. lol.
o'bama is the mascot for the usa at present. what a great society we are within 46 years is the pitch.
o'bama's bosses are the us senate with 1-black usa person out of 100; and the us house of representatives with only a few more "darkies." let's not even count how many hispanic-usa hold elected office, and it's the same along the usa - mexican border states.
o'bama was elected to attempt to write the wrongs of usa for 500 years. and thank you white usa for such a mascot. for he instills "hope" and aspirations.
this is the play: white usa is recent immigrants of 2 - 3 generations. their parents / grandparents came over during wwi and wwii due to being "loser" in europe. they came over to the usa when the usa had aparthied (ie. 1865 - 1965). these white usa cannot / do not want to pay for the usa slavery years of 1492 - 1865. they were not present and did not enslave black-usa. the fact that their ancestors came to the usa because black-usa, enslaved, built the #1 country / economy / military in the world's history is a fact that they do not want to acknowledge of compensate.
this is the play: white usa that was present before wwi and wwii do not want to pay / compensate / acknowledge the enslavement and apartheid of black usa from 1492 - 1911. for they fought the civil war in the 1860s: 50% of white usa wanted to continue the enslavement of black usa while the other 50% wanted to place black usa in apartheid. the outcome was apartheid for 100 years.
this is the play: since president monroe the usa has wanted / offered / dangled the carrot of sending black-usa back to africa. of course, that was a sales pitch. the price tag of us $100,000 was too much to pay and only a few black usa went monrovia. (my presidents may be wrong. i know this was a platform for president andrew jackson.)
this is the play: white usa has played the "time game." for the longer they delay and fail to address the enslavement and apartheid of black-usa, more and more people enter. and these new immigrants of mexican, europe, asia, etcetera that enter will have less of a sense of consciousness.
fact: everyone is in the usa due to the enslavement and apartheid of black-usa. had it not been for this 500 year infrastructure, they would be in their bullsh*t homelands.
o'bama election: the purpose was to further separate and avoid the enslavement and apartheid of black-usa. for his election is suppose to be enough proof that the legislation of the civil rights act in 1964 has "leveled the playing field." everything is equal and everyone is one blood / color.
junior reed, "one blood": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnil1kishfy[/url]
it's irrelevant that other non-white usa-citizens have received compensation for the racist practices of the usa. the simple changing of discriminatory laws is sufficient.
the funny things is, if the usa payed reparations all of black-usa would buy cars, rims, big houses, and clothing. of course, this commercial profit would go to china, and "che whitey" wouldn't be able to retain the disbursement. lol. this is called, "nigger rich." all flash / show, no value / worth / wealth.
so, o'bama is the mascot with limited power due to his bosses!
white usa will continue to play the timeline and reap the profits and power, domestic & international, without paying black-usa.
also, the reparations paycheck must be prior-1865 when abe lincoln gave black-usa freedom (ie. 13, 14 amendments of the constitution, i believe).
and of course, the birth certificates have been / are being "lost" to prevent black-usa from verifying that they were present during black-usa's enslavement.
opportunities were limited during black-usa apartheid, but available so white usa has 0% liability. the game is the declaration of independence (ie. 1792) through abe lincoln (ie 1865). these are the years that white usa / usa government does not want to pay for. prior to 1792, the usa was owned by great britain and the war for independence negates / justifies their lack of liability.
anyone can dress-up something ugly; market it as being beautiful; and attempt to avoid the fact that an ugly entity is before their / your eyes.
lastly, the voting rights of black-usa and hispanic-usa are / have been confirep001ed / revoked / ineligible for "criminal actions" and this further helps ensure that "your peer / representative" is not your peer, but white usa.
** we will return to sex shortly 'cause i know white usa doesn't like learning / hearing / listening to racial facts and realities. instead, they yearn for the days of apartheid (ie. separate and equal; present but not scene). they didn't come over to b bothered with race, but to reap the rewards. especially on isg in search of cheap p*ssy to f*ck in anonymity.
lol. (this is one of the funniest posts i have ever written.)
I know that the postings I place on ISG will / are being used to discredit my person.
I know that the posting I place on ISG will be used in the future to separate / discredit my person.
I know that every word I scribe will be played by the "drive-by media."
I also know that "my skin (ie. Black-USA) is my sin (ie. Black-USA.)"
I also know that I will be portrayed in a negative light concerning my lack of desire / interest in pulling caballo or being a capitalist or whatever adverse opportunity is available.
Answer: I'm Black-USA and therefore I cannot go any further than the abyss for which I was destined via skin color.
Answer: For if those that wish to use sound bytes against the person would / will apply the same passion and effort to right the wrongs of (1) Black-USA enslavement / apartheid / oppression and (2) male - female relations (ie. caballo), then the need to "voice" or "lobby" such legislation would be moot.
I know that will not happen and therefore continue to "voice" or "lobby" for such justice.
Well, I don't know if I am "White USA" any more since I have turned my back on my country but I like hearing your take on it. I had a black roommate for a year or so but he was a complete Oreo who only dated white women so his perspective was kinda fucked. I'm only second-generation US anyway; all my grandparents were born in the Old Country although they came to the US between ages 1 and 8.
You might not agree but to a certain extent the current fiscal policy has elements of reparation payments since things like the homebuyer credit all have income limitations.
Did you ever read "The Spook Who Sat By the Door"? At least now the "spook" has got a nicer office.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]"The United States is the only country in the world in which a white mother can have a black child but a black mother cannot have a white child."
Now [b]that[/b] is complete bullshit. Many, perhaps even most, other societies have similar views and prejudices; i.e., 1/2 black or 1/4 black or 1/8 black = [b]black[/b], end of story.[/QUOTE]
While you may disagree, it remains so. In some countries, such as Brazil for example, a mixed person claims the European heritage, much as the mixed person in the U.S. claims the African heritage by societal norms. In other societies, such as Mexico for example, one's economic status can, and often does, dictate group classification. Slavery, "the peculiar institution," created many illogical rules; however, racism itself is illogical.
Your point about President Obama makes logical sense. After all, he was raised by his mother and later grandmother, both descendants of Europeans. However, U.S. society defines him as mixed race "at best." It will not accept a European descent classification. Yet, culturally, he is the same as those who raised him.
Professor, how much time have you spent in México?
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Professor, how much time have you spent in México?[/QUOTE]
Mexico no cae bien los mayates (ie. Black-USA).
Slave port for New Orleans, USA, was Veracruz.
Mexico is 100% self-hate anyone not white. They want to be European so bad.
They kill and oppress their pride- Native Mexican / Aztec.
I've lived in D.F. (ie. Polaco, Condessa, Tepito, Eje 6 y 4), Monterrey, Cd. Juarez and a few other cities over 10-years and you can't buy "whiteness." I roll the Mexican streets harder than I do Nicaragua! Only because I'm Black-USA and a corporate-guy do I gain access. I get "gully side / thug too. And on the street they want to chase mayates (ie. N*ggers) and anyone USA back across the border. It's worse than the USA 'cause they have "Gringo Envy." Mexico is my North American home / residence and I fight frequently. The Africans that are present are Cuban, Colombian, and from Haiti (ie. worse) and we're all suspected / stereotyped as being drug traffickers or impoverished refugee (ie. Haiti). I feel sorry for the Haitians in Cd. Mexico.
Mexico is a racist country, and violent. They really suffer from "self hate."
Mexican people are a lot warmer and more inviting than Nicaragua, but they have some a*sholes too. Remember, two structures exist: government and the people. Unfortunately, governments over-power the people and shape minds.
I get stopped by the police every 2 - 3 days. I go to jail in Mexico frequently. They make outlandish statements of a racial kind.
"Professor 1," I think you should answer "Dickhead's" question, although I understand what you are attempting to say.
White USA and White worldwide catch fear when "Black / African Consciousness" is pontificated.
Black / African Consciousness is not confrontational. Instead, it is upliftment.
For an oppressed peoples of 500 years in the American Hemisphere, 2 / 7 of the globe's landmass to understand and empower themselves is upliftment.
In contrast, White Supremacy is oppression-based. "White power" is weapon, disease, and other "death-based" tactics.
For Black Consciousness to be spoken / written / embraced / believed is to not oppress White USA nor White Global. Instead, it is to empower and encourage Black USA and African Global to achieve greatness.
White USA and White Global fear that Black Consciousness and Latino Consciousness (ie. Bolivarian; Hugo Chavez; Ortega; Morales; Fernandez; Zelaya; Corea) to preach / encourage the populace to feed themselves upliftment is a threat. It's also why wars, covert and overt, are waged in these countries every few decades. Perpetual instability.
This is why it was written in USA legislation that Black-USA could not read nor write as to prevent to obtainment of a racial conscious.
Whereas, White USA was built upon the oppression of another, Black consciousness and Latino consciousness is built upon fighting this shackle.
These posts are not meant to scare nor compete in White USA or white global's propensity for "domestic terrorism" / "international terrorism" / colonialism, but to instill self-pride a encouragement to "shake the shackles."
The U.S. Army montra of "Be All that You Can Be" is Black / Africa / Bolivarian Consciousness. Or should the montra be, "Be All that White USA and White Global will allow / want you (ie. the oppressed) to be?"
Sizzla, "Africans, Don't Be Disappointed": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lw_5JiALEU[/URL]
Sizzla, "They Can Talk All They Want To": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-1Ull_zIu0[/URL]
Sizzla, "Wicked Na Go Prosper": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIvtGbnqYk[/URL]
Capleton, "That Day Will Come": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Em_b1MzMF8[/URL]
Capleton, "Wise My People": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs1ZzKYup3k&feature=related[/URL]
Joe Arroyo, "La Rebellion": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhtn3HROvgA[/URL]
Roots, the movie, "African Slave Passage to the American Hemisphere":[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkU3HcMJ90o&feature=related[/URL]
[quote=dickhead] i had a black roommate for a year or so but he was a complete oreo who only dated white women so his perspective was kinda fucked. i'm only second-generation us anyway; all my grandparents were born in the old country although they came to the us between ages 1 and 8.
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o.r.e.o. means black-usa skin / race, but white-usa mentality / mannerisms / on the inside / social / attempting to imitate white-usa.
it's funny and sad when you encounter an o.r.e.o. sometimes they really try hard and bleach their hair blonde. and the o.r.e.o. girls imitate california valley girls in speech and giggle patterns.
truth is, if you're black-usa and have a white-usa girlfriend she'll probably be some fat, sloppy, failure. if you do get a "real" white-usa girlfriend it would be rather shocking.
truth is, if you're o.r.e.o. and have a white-usa girlfriend or "wigger" (ie. white-usa "playing" black-usa; eminem, vanilla ice,) white-usa really doesn't respect the o.r.e.o. they view it as "self hate" and the o.r.e.o. trying to be white-usa, but the white-usa girlfriend is unimpressive so the o.r.e.o. gets 0% respect. it simply doesn't work.
truth is, white-usa would rather see the o.r.e.o. with another o.r.e.o.
truth is, the o.r.e.o. is an outcast in black-usa so the o.r.e.o. has not support. the o.r.e.o. seeks acceptance and equality from white-usa, but they don't respect the o.r.e.o. instead, the o.r.e.o. is tolerated / gains access by white-usa as "the token." a non-threat due to the o.r.e.o. seeking white-usa acceptance / approval 24 / 7.
white-usa wants to witness black-usa achieve usa success. they really do. what they don't want to do is pay for past-wrongs of others (ie. ancestors).
white-usa would rather see a black-usa nuclear family as my family, meat loaf, or as o'bama's family. the nuclear black-usa family will gain more access and respect than an o.r.e.o. or bi-racial couple.
o.r.e.o.'s are usually found at white bars where no black-usa females are present.
when o.r.e.o.'s come across another o.r.e.o. of the opposite sex, they avoid one another. they don't want to be seen congregating with other o.r.e.o.s or black-usa. o.r.e.o.s of the same-gender are tricky because they are seen as being just another pair of black-usa together. therefore, o.r.e.o.s will never be seen with another black-usa.
o.r.e.o.s are the lone or only black-usa in everything they do. they live in racial isolation. they are the "lone wolf."
o.r.e.o.s: i like a good cookie too.
white-usa that does associate with black-usa would much rather have someone with the cultural flavour of black-usa versus some o.r.e.o. talking about europe and "fuck an a."
i've seen, have known, have associated, been labeled, etcetera o.r.e.o.s since birth and they never gain any "true" success. they may have a job in middle management, but without the support of your community by default, black-usa, they can not gain the support necessary to climb the social, corporate, or political ladders.
you have to have self-pride as black-usa 'cause white-usa has a lot of pride about white-usa and being from europe. the o.r.e.o. has none and therefore is a laughing stock / the o.r.e.o. is a joke evidenced by your posting.
good one, "dickhead."
Roomie never gained any true success but his white ex-wife was indeed hot. So, I fucked her.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
O'Bama did use his grandmother and mother to capture the hearts of white USA. That "trick" didn't sizzle with Black-USA. In fact, he lost credibility / authenticity among Black-USA. He also lost credibility / authenticity for being a 1rst generation Black-USA. He's from Africa via his father and not of Black-USA slave blood. He's not Black-USA. His wife, Michelle O'Bama is because she carries Black-USA slave ancestry. Again, this is a prime example of whoever white-USA calls Black-USA, we, "true" Black-USA must accept and embrace.
Aside: Some could argue that O'Bama is just another "freeloader" coming to ride the backs of Black-USA slave labour. Good / Bad for him, he's Black-USA by association (ie. skin color) so he lives in the same shackles as we, Black-USA, native-born slaves.
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What did you do to during the Civil Rights War (ie. 1955 - 1968.)?
Were you on the side that wanted to continue the oppression of Black-USA from participating in the USA?
Were you "doing your job" as a law enforcement officer or government employee executing orders of oppression? Worse yet, were you a supremacist wanting to ride more Black-USA labour and exclusion?
Or, were you getting bitten by police dogs; sprayed by fire hoses; beaten by police "billy clubs"? Were you simply voicing and crying out to the world for Equal Opportunity / Equal Access in the country for which you held citizenship?
Were you Black-USA getting "terrorized" by USA legislation with 0% weaponry in hand versus a USA militias?
What did you do to make USA the "Land of the Free" and "All Men are Created Equal"?
Where you fighting unarmed Black-USA with weaponry to keep them from USA-public schools? Were you fighting unarmed-Black USA with weaponry to keep Black-USA from eating meals "in public"?
What did you do during the 13-year domestic war for racial equality within the USA after 500-years of racial oppression?
What did you do to enable Meat Loaf's participation in G8 and to achieve based upon talent and competition?
Although many arrived from Europe prior to 1965, what did you do to enable Black-USA the same opportunities that made you flee your homeland?
Did you shed blood? Did you get incarcerated? Did you get label "militant" for speaking / voicing the injustice of the USA?
What did you do to make / create / finally realize the USA of today? Or were you a lurker? Were you scared to be labeled a "N*gger Lover / Sympathizer"?
Although many / most, non-Black USA, did nothing, they want to again, reap the rewards and "feel good" sentiments of Equal Access / Equal Opportunity. Once again, they don't want to pay the cover / admission charge for USA-citizenship and opportunity.
While Black-USA with 0% weaponry received further "domestic terrorism", the television cameras could not lie. For the entire world saw the lack of desire of the USA to accept / enable their Black-USA citizenry to participate in the society for which they built / fought / died / created. While wars were waged internationally, for centuries, the Black-USA could not reap the benefits nor participate in the fruits.
What did you do to enable Meat Loaf / Black-USA access to participate in G8?
Reluctantly and with shame USA gave Black-USA Civil Rights (ie. the Right to be a Human Being) after 500 years of exploitation / oppression / "domestic terrorism".
On the bandwagon, South Africa received USA-corporation boycotts and apartheid ended in 1988.
On the bandwagon, Australia ended the Black Law (ie. no African immigrants) in 1990.
Touting the leadership and Equal Provider to the world with such a track-record / history / witness is puffery. For the actions taken against the prior-Black USA generation exhibit the truth.
For those that did nothing, but continue the oppression as recent immigrants from Europe to seek gratitude and "feel goodism" is a no thank you. For these exploiters to shun the outstanding debt of Black-USA reparations while yearning for "a pass" is a no thank you.
Pay up. For what did you do to enable Meat Loaf / Black-USA G8 access?
Like the "rat" you are as an ISG lurker is the same coward behavior exhibited during the non-violent struggle / demonstrations of Black-USA to gain access to G8 and the country for which Black-USA built, died, and held citizenship.
Pay Jackson his US $19.95 for ISG Senior Membership. Or continue your coward acts in anonymity. It's your nature: Leach!
[QUOTE=LuvBlkWomen]
While I do find your postings amusing, insightful and full of truth, what prompted me to post on your board is to get an understanding as to why with such success at an early age as a Black USA, you seemed to show such a lack of compassion for your Nica hoes. Is it just boastful braggadocio, a clear understanding of the nature of things or are you just an angry Black USA living abroad. [/QUOTE]
Meat Loaf / Black-USA are not accepting empathy! We want and are demanding 100% Equal Access / Equal Opportunity to the fruits of our labour and that of our ancestors!
FACT: Meat Loaf holds 0% anger towards the USA. Meat Loaf is not accepting "the okie doke."
Meat Loaf will forever claim the outstanding debts of my Black-USA slave family / ancestry regardless of citizenship, location, and "occupational success / failure." For we were on the front lines of the Civil Rights War that enabled Meat Loaf the "freedom" / "privilege" of overseas residency. Thank you Black-USA for the fight and those, non-Black USA, that fought to enable Equal Opportunity / Equal Access in the world's richest and most powerful country!
After 500 years of fighting "domestic terrorism," I, Meat Loaf, Black-USA, is not volunteering for further USA exploitation nor the fruits of my family's / peoples labour based upon oppressive legislation in search of USA legislated caballos. Black-USA has pulled caballo for 500 years. (This is why I know caballo and warn others about its reality, regardless of race.)
These Nicaraguans don't know / understand racism! They are not reproduced for racist exploitation nor do they truly SURVIVE / exist under racist exploitation. For we Black-USA / Africans in the American Hemisphere know and understand racism. Because I know white USA racism and white supremacy globally, I cannot and I owe it you my African-slave ancestors that racist exploitation get exposed! I owe it to those enslaved Africans of the past 500 years or 25-generations.
I'm hard on the Chicas Nicas / Ninos Nicas / Chicos Nicas for they do not fight a similar fight for their upliftment. Instead, they wait / look / expect / attempt to exploit the regalo. Had I not been a product of 500 years of enslaved Black-USA who fought the shackles, I would not be here to give regalos. I, Black-USA / African slave descendant within the American Hemisphere know what it takes to fight the shackles of oppression. If the Nicaraguan fights, I will fight alongside them: If the Nicaraguan does nothing to advance their plight, I will allow them to wither upon the vine.
One thing guaranteed, I will not proffer empathy / pobrecito to an oppressed peoples with donations and they not uplift themselves!
Sizzla, "Blackman Rise": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnOl2LsKTfw&feature=related[/URL]
** Enough about USA racism, back to sex with the next post. **
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Roomie never gained any true success but his white ex-wife was indeed hot. So, I fucked her.[/QUOTE]
Post some pictures.
Cameras had not been invented back then.
gringo! are you ready to hunt that brown pussy in central america? you’ve seen the pictures and read the testimonials and your loins are crying out for miscegenation. you have seen those cinnamon skinned dark eyed beauties with long flowing hair as black as a crow’s feathers. you’ve seen them at the supermarket, at the mall and fast food joints but you’ve never dared to indulge your lust. fear and lack of anonymity kept the stirring of the corn snake in your trousers in check. but you’ve read the stories on isg. you’ve seen the pictures of that wonderful brown vicho (pussy). it looked like a juicy caramel colored calzone stuffed with succulent moist pink meat that glistens in the light. the dark lips pouted at you like a rude mollusk with the meaty clitoris beckoning. then and there you decided to book your flight to nicaragua. after centuries of the spaniards enslaving and routinely [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125][CodeWord125][/url] the indigenous women the wonderful brown vicho of your dreams was created. centuries ago all the gold was mined and sent back to spain so your visit as a conquistador will be limited to conquests of the brown pussy resulting for unbridled spanish miscegenation.
do not be fooled though, for while the natives welcome you with smiles they bear grudges. why?
[b]the republic of nicaragua v. the united states of america[/b] was a case heard in 1986 by the international court of justice which ruled in favor of nicaragua and against the united states. as part of its judgment, the international court of justice awarded reparations to nicaragua. the international court of justice found that the u.s. had violated international law by supporting contra guerrillas in their war against the nicaraguan government and by mining nicaragua's harbors. the united states refused to participate after the court rejected its argument that the icj lacked jurisdiction to hear the case. the us later blocked enforcement by the security council, making nicaraguan attempts at obtaining compliance futile. the nicaraguan government finally withdrew the complaint from the court in september 1991, following a repeal of the law requiring the country to seek compensation, thus settling the matter.
i know that you are going to say that as an individual gringo you bear no responsibility for the actions of your government. well, that doesn’t mean others have to accept your opinion on the matter. as a gringo you will be carne molida and whatever they take from you will be considered payment towards the reparations that your government did not pay. in addition the culture of violence created by the conflict has taught many people that violence is potentially a valuable tool for survival and material gain. the availability of and access to hidden arsenals of small arms and light weapons have made this an easy choice for many. also, banditry is often the most lucrative economic option for the many nicaraguans who lack formal education, but have military skills.
nicaraguans learned many skills during the insurgency and one of those skills is the art of making “chimbas” or homemade pistols. hammers are added to metal pipes capable of firing ak-47 rounds or 12 gauge shotgun shells loaded with buckshot. those using these improvised firearms invariably shoot their victims in the guts knowing that this is a more certain target due to the limited accuracy of their weapons. the victim dies a slow and agonizing death from blood loss and the toxic shock as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113][CodeWord113][/url] from their ruptured bowels contaminate their bloodstream and abdominal cavity. estimates indicate that there are at least 3 chimbas for every 20 houses in managua neighborhoods. are you ready to take a chimbazo (gunshot from a chimba) for that juicy brown vicho? did you purchase life insurance and travel insurance policies to cover the repatriation of your remains?
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Did you purchase life insurance and travel insurance policies to cover the repatriation of your remains?[/QUOTE]
If no Gringo (ie. your only friend in Nicaragua) looks for you; if you do not carry USA passport documentation, then you are "John Doe."
Funerals & mass cremations happen within 48-hours.
In the event your Gringo-friend learns of your death, he / she will call the USA embassy. The USA embassy will call your family to send / wire money for the airfare of your remains or casket. The notification to the USA embassy must happen within 48-hours before they mass cremate your body.
Your skin color does not create "special privileges" and maybe a negative. If you are brown they may actually care, a little.
The USA embassy does not issue credit lines, legal services, transportation, or anything. All they will do is call the USA for notification.
RECOMMENDATION: Register with the USA embassy before you arrive. What will be your reason for visiting Nicaragua, mongering?
The Chicas Nicas and others you gave regalos to and financially-sponsored will forget you. They will do nothing. You no longer serve a purpose and therefore do not exist. All that you serve is a topic of gossip / conversation.
100% self-reliance is required in Nicaragua.
You need to hire a Nicaraguan attorney before / upon arrival to call everyday for "check-in." He can handle your legal actions / power-of-attorney, otherwise you are 100% naked / desnudo / exposed.
Gringos, are not ready for Nicaragua!
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]
[B]The Republic of Nicaragua v. The United States of America[/B] was a case heard in 1986 by the International Court of Justice which ruled in favor of Nicaragua and against the United States. As part of its judgment, the International Court of Justice awarded reparations to Nicaragua. The International Court of Justice found that the U.S. had violated international law by supporting Contra guerrillas in their war against the Nicaraguan government and by mining Nicaragua's harbors. The United States refused to participate after the Court rejected its argument that the ICJ lacked jurisdiction to hear the case. The US later blocked enforcement by the Security Council, making Nicaraguan attempts at obtaining compliance futile. The Nicaraguan government finally withdrew the complaint from the court in September 1991, following a repeal of the law requiring the country to seek compensation, thus settling the matter.
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The award was / is US $5 Billion.
The annual economy in Nicaragua at present, 2008, is US $5 Billion.
In contrast, the annual USA economy is US $13 Trillion. 2,600 times larger / bigger than Nicaragua is the USA economy.
The USA exploited Nicaragua. They treated them like some N's.
Nicaragua is one of the most land-mine populated countries in the world thanks to the war of the 1970s and 1980s.
[quote=chocha monger]
nicaraguans learned many skills during the insurgency and one of those skills is the art of making “chimbas” or homemade pistols. hammers are added to metal pipes capable of firing ak-47 rounds or 12 gauge shotgun shells loaded with buckshot. those using these improvised firearms invariably shoot their victims in the guts knowing that this is a more certain target due to the limited accuracy of their weapons. the victim dies a slow and agonizing death from blood loss and the toxic shock as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113][CodeWord113][/url] from their ruptured bowels contaminate their bloodstream and abdominal cavity. estimates indicate that there are at least 3 chimbas for every 20 houses in managua neighborhoods. are you ready to take a chimbazo (gunshot from a chimba) for that juicy brown vicho? did you purchase life insurance and travel insurance policies to cover the repatriation of your remains?[/quote]
these "lanzamordelos" / chimba explode all day, everyday.
the church blows them up at 0430 hours.
the populace carry them with should strap or within their mochilla (ie. backpack). they carry 2-buckshots.
the ammunition cost us $0.50 per gunshot. they spend us $10 and carry it around. this is the most popular form of weaponry besides (1) machete, (2) knife, and (3) rock. "dirty" guns are available at the market for us $300, but compared to the above are not worth it. also, (1) a hard tortilla or (2) zip gun (ie. bic pen) with 2 shots are used.
get seasoned in hispanic-usa before attempting nicaragua. and you better speak spanish, and be ready to die in these streets. in addition to pulling caballo.
All because the USA put the Nicaraguan in USA state / federal prison does not mean that they are "criminals" in their homeland. This is true throughout Latin America.
In fact, you want USA deportees with state / federal prison time 'cause they like / want to use handguns.
When they return back to Nicaragua, they are "clean." They are as "clean" as you, the Gringo, in the USA & Europe.
They can obtain a licensed handgun or shotgun with ease, and carry it concealed.
Are you ready for a racist / angry / upset / USA-reared Nicaraguan that was deported from his USA friends / family / children / aspirations / financial opportunity?
And everyone wants a gun in Nicaragua to defend from crime and to have fun.
Stop spelling it O'Bama. He ain't Irish. His maternal grandmother might have had a drop or two since one of her parents was named McCurry. BTW you can keep whining about slavery but the way black slaves in the US were treated was a fuck of a lot better than the way the Poms treated the Irish when Ireland was a colony. And Ireland was a colony for 59 years after the Emancipation Proclamation, and had been a colony long before the importation of black slaves from Africa.
Slavery and colonialism was then and this is now. Although as George Santayana wisely said, "Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it," it's time to move on. Reparations are a stupid idea. They just perpetuate a culture of dependence.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Stop spelling it O'Bama. He ain't Irish. His maternal grandmother might have had a drop or two since one of her parents was named McCurry. BTW you can keep whining about slavery but the way black slaves in the US were treated was a fuck of a lot better than the way the Poms treated the Irish when Ireland was a colony. And Ireland was a colony for 59 years after the Emancipation Proclamation, and had been a colony long before the importation of black slaves from Africa.
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Great Point.
The problem / cause is that Africans / Black-USA is recognized upon sight. Black-USA stands out and cannot hide / pass.
Furthermore, it was the legislation that wrote them / us into perpetual enslavement.
The difference is, skin tone and perpetual legislation that prevented any "hope" of reprieve from perpetual enslavement. This is the hook.
59 years aint shit. Anyway, the Irish came to the USA and assumed their role as elites.
Why didn't they stay in their f*cked-up country and build-up? Instead, they ran to where someone built-up under perpetual enslavement and apartheid.
Always wanting to exploit and never pay cover / admission. I guess that's why you travel the world in anonymity looking for oppressed vicho. 100% take, 0% give / invest / concern / sacrifice.
I like how you write about the treatment of Black-USA as 1rst generation who doesn't want to pay a cove / admission fee for USA citizenship.
He is O'Bama 'cause he's white. You guys (ie. white people) take him. Why should / do we have to take him. He aint Black-USA.
You stole O.J. Simpson, and gave him back. He stole Tiger Woods, and will give him back. You stole Michael Jackson.
Yeah but when the Irish began emigrating to the US they were immediately recognizable too, since they mostly didn't speak English. My great-grandparents all spoke English when they arrived (around 1890 after most of the Irish wave of immigration had already taken place) because they were all house servants for wealthy English overseers (house n* vs. field n*). That's why they were able to run away, and why my surname isn't Irish. On one side they stole family documents and impersonated the master's son and daughter-in-law; on the other side my great-grandfather stowed away. When he was caught he pretended to be a British lad who had always loved the sea. He befriended the captain, who got him a job as a servant when he landed. He proceeded to rob the family and used the money to pay my great-grandmother's passage. None of this would have been possible if they had been illiterate like most Irish of the time. England repressed education for the Irish exactly as the US repressed literacy for black slaves. I want reparations too.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]59 years aint shit. Anyway, the Irish came to the USA and assumed their role as elites.[/QUOTE]
Not. They used ward heeling and Tammany Hall style politics (= outright thuggery) to gain influence but were hardly elites. Even by 1960 Kennedy's Catholicism was still an issue. They got "Jim Crowed" too. "No Irish Allowed" was common throughout the ninteenth (19th) century.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Why didn't they stay in their f*cked-up country and build-up? Instead, they ran to where someone built-up under perpetual enslavement and apartheid. [/QUOTE]
Assuming that's a serious question, the Brits did not learn from the American Revolution and continued to do stupid shit like not letting the Irish make their own nails, or hats, or shoes. Entrepreneurial avenues were closed off. Also Ireland never has been and never will be self-sufficient in food production. So no way to create an exportable surplus to obtain hard cash. Not much in the way of minerals either, which is one reason no one ever contested the British for Ireland after the sinking of the Spanish Armada. Pretty country but not all that productive.
BTW the vicho here in Argentina is hardly oppressed. They are just lazy like most Argentineans and would rather sell pussy than work or go to school. There is a verb here, "zafar," which will not be found in your Spanish-English dictionary (ok, you will but it don't mean dat). Check it out. It epitomizes the Argentine mentality and seems to parallel what you say about the Nicaraguan work ethic. However, Argentina has much more resources, much higher literacy, and much more access to education. So, Argentinean laziness is arguably less excusable than Nicaraguan laziness.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Professor, how much time have you spent in México?[/QUOTE]
I have not lived continuously in Mexico, I visit Jalisco with some frequency. Now, I have never had a negative experience there; however, I should say that it was never anything close to the experiences I faced as a uni prof/dean in the Southern U.S. I have picked-up in the barrios, e.g., in GDL. Any yes, I have seen a few folks like me "passing" for European offspring. Of course, I know when to keep my mouth shut. I am not an expert, though, on Mexico by any means.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]BTW the vicho here in Argentina is hardly oppressed. They are just lazy like most Argentineans and would rather sell pussy than work or go to school. There is a verb here, "zafar," which will not be found in your Spanish-English dictionary (ok, you will but it don't mean dat). Check it out. It epitomizes the Argentine mentality and seems to parallel what you say about the Nicaraguan work ethic. However, Argentina has much more resources, much higher literacy, and much more access to education. So, Argentinean laziness is arguably less excusable than Nicaraguan laziness.[/QUOTE]
I used to see that word in mexican comics. I believe it means to leave in a hurry scram or get out (bolt). There is another mexican slang word "rajar" that has a similar meaning.
What does is it mean in argentina ?
According to websters spanish dictionary it means to "loosen up come undone or get free of". I guess the way mexicans use it make sense,
I have lived in México (Jalisco in fact, but also in the central highlands) and have spent probably close to two years there overall and they treat blacks like shit there, worse than any place I have ever personally been, and if someone such as Edward Brooke were to protest that he was only one-fourth black (or whatever), that wouldn't mean shit to them.
BTW Professor, you scored 33% on the semi-colon test. I'll give you a D since your ancestors were enslaved and blah blah. How's that for affirmative action?
"Zafar" (not zafarse as this is not a reflexive verb) in Argentina means: to just get by, to slide by, to do the minimum necessary, to coast, to ride on someone else's coattails, even to leech off someone. And, this is considered to be a good thing, and they pride themselves on doing this.
One way to move from being the seventh largest economy in the world to being completely economically fucked, in less than a century, is to be [b]proud[/b] of your lack of ambition. However, this same inherent lack of ambition does lead to a huge oversupply of hookers.
Works for me.
Hurry, scram, get the fuck out, in Argentinean castellano would be "largarse" (this verb [b]is[/b] reflexive): I use this with beggars all the time. "¡Largate!" = get the fuck away from me. When I use that my Argentinean companions often say that is "muy fuerte" or rude and aggressive and I say "Me cago en ellos" = I don't give a fuck about them or more literally "I shit on them."
Five more days in Argentina and then on to Spain where I must unlearn all of this bullshit slang.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]"Zafar" (not zafarse as this is not a reflexive verb) in Argentina means: to just get by, to slide by, to do the minimum necessary, to coast, to ride on someone else's coattails, even to leech off someone. And, this is considered to be a good thing, and they pride themselves on doing this.
One way to move from being the seventh largest economy in the world to being completely economically fucked, in less than a century, is to be [b]proud[/b] of your lack of ambition. However, this same inherent lack of ambition does lead to a huge oversupply of hookers.
Works for me.
Hurry, scram, get the fuck out, in Argentinean castellano would be "largarse" (this verb [b]is[/b] reflexive): I use this with beggars all the time. "¡Largate!" = get the fuck away from me. When I use that my Argentinean companions often say that is "muy fuerte" or rude and aggressive and I say "Me cago en ellos" = I don't give a fuck about them or more literally "I shit on them."
Five more days in Argentina and then on to Spain where I must unlearn all of this bullshit slang.[/QUOTE]
Actually zafar/zafarse is both a transitive and reflexive verb according to merriam webster online spanish dictionary.
Transitive - To loosen / To untie
Reflexive - To loosen up / To come undone
- To get free of
You can stick MW where the sun don't ever shine because you asked me how it was used in [b]Argentina[/b] and it is never reflexive when used in Argentina in the context I described.
In fact, let me rephrase that. B!tch if you are going to ask me for an explanation you need to know what the FUCK you are talking about before you contradict that explanation.
To make this crystal clear, the reflexive pronouns are not used when talking about how lazy you are. "¿Cómo andás vos?" "Bien, estoy zafando." How are things going with you? Okay, I am getting by.
NOT "Bien, me estoy zafando" or Okay, I am getting myself by.
¿Entendés, pajero?
[QUOTE=Dickhead]You can stick MW where the sun don't ever shine because you asked me how it was used in [b]Argentina[/b] and it is never reflexive when used in Argentina in the context I described.
In fact, let me rephrase that. B!tch if you are going to ask me for an explanation you need to know what the FUCK you are talking about before you contradict that explanation.
To make this crystal clear, the reflexive pronouns are not used when talking about how lazy you are. "¿Cómo andás vos?" "Bien, estoy zafando." How are things going with you? Okay, I am getting by.
NOT "Bien, me estoy zafando" or Okay, I am getting myself by.
¿Entendés, pajero?[/QUOTE]
Have a glass of wine. Actually have two and add a joint if necessary.
I thought you were one of the classier guys on here. Why the rage over a constructive conversation ?
Even if you know the slang for something you should know its' authentic meaning. *You might but other readers may not.
I was just stating what the dictionary said in contradiction to how people from argentina use it.
" If you take yourself too seriously nobody else will "
"Dickhead" has the propensity to antagonize.
And watch the vulgar vocabulary. Jackson, myself, and others find it offensive.
As Rodney King said when he was taking corporal punishment from 8 LAPD employees, "Can't we all just get along?" LAPD's answer: No!
Rodney King Beating: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROn_9302UHg[/URL]
I'm too tired to post my latest seven sexual exploits, so someone else please post.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]"Dickhead" has the propensity to antagonize.
And watch the vulgar vocabulary. Jackson, myself, and others find it offensive.
As Rodney King said when he was taking corporal punishment from 8 LAPD employees, "Can't we all just get along?" LAPD's answer: No!
Rodney King Beating: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROn_9302UHg[/URL][/QUOTE]
Gentlemen:
I think we need to excuse Dickhead. He has been somewhat out of character lately and not his normal old fun loving self. I think the stress of the preparations for his trip to Spain has put him in a rather foul mood. I am sure that after a few Quilmes, several blunts and some vicho he will mellow out again.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]I have lived in México (Jalisco in fact, but also in the central highlands) and have spent probably close to two years there overall and they treat blacks like shit there, worse than any place I have ever personally been, and if someone such as Edward Brooke were to protest that he was only one-fourth black (or whatever), that wouldn't mean shit to them.
BTW Professor, you scored 33% on the semi-colon test. I'll give you a D since your ancestors were enslaved and blah blah. How's that for affirmative action?[/QUOTE]
Like I said, I am treated far better in Mexico than I was in the southern U.S.A., except among U.S. snowbirds. Also, not all Blacks were slaves, but I do not expect all U.S. citizens to know U.S. history. :)
Yeah, sorry. I was out of line. I'm kinda stressed out. But that's no excuse. I will chill. Suerte.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Yeah, sorry. I was out of line. I'm kinda stressed out. But that's no excuse. I will chill. Suerte.[/QUOTE]man I love reading your postas as well as Meatloaf, the best poster of all time!,
I have been to 32 countries, tend not to post too much because don't want to ruin it.
I have been to 8 esp. Speaking countries, and 3 months in Colombia. When I said " suerte" to a vender he replied really mad and rude, and my greece friend said, " Why did you say THAT! ", um what.?
Of course I meant buena suerte, but, " suerte" meant: get out my face you poor fuck I am better than you.
Man I never said that again.
And I know much herrga in 8 countries! (slang) keep mongering my friends!
[QUOTE=Professor 1]Like I said, I am treated far better in Mexico than I was in the southern USA, except among USA snowbirds. Also, not all Blacks were slaves, but I do not expect all USA citizens to know USA history..[/QUOTE]In general, the darker you are the worse you are going to get treated in Mexico. I don't know how to explain this, but I don't think it is racism exactly as much as it is discrimination against a skin color, literally. It comes from a stereotype of dark people basically being that way from being out in the sun/being Indigineous and thus being poorly educated, troublesome, and less intelligent.
I don't see this near as much in Central America or South America, but Mexico, forget about it they are terrible in generalizations. Probably very much like the south:
"In the south the hate the race, but love the individual, whereas in the north they love the race, but hate the indvidual" or something like that, a quote from Faulkner I think.