Fucking Kaliningrad, man. Fucking Kaliningrad.
flew in last night after a long day at work, settled at the moscow hotel. nice rooms, good service, tiny beds. contemplated going out and checking out the freebie scene, but figured i’d rather go pro and get a few extra hours of sleep. found this site nalevo.org which asks you to register to see pictures of girls. called them up. “do i need to register to see photos?” “oh no, don’t bother, they’re just girls from magazines, you know how it is.” “i see. so how do i choose?” “we’ll bring 2-3 girls over to you, pick whoever you like” “well all right. i’m at the moscow hotel…” “oh, there? they won’t let you bring a girl in. they’ve got their own prostitutes they want you to get. but our girls are cheaper and prettier. we can take you to a room, no problem. it’s only 2500 r for 2 hours for the girl, and 1000 for the room.” so i said “fine”.
30 minutes later there was a car parked by the hotel with 3 girls in it. 1 was an absolute dog, the second one wasn’t too bad, and the third one was actually hot. tall slender brunette, probably early 20s, nice hair and make-up, well kept, wouldn’t look out of place at nightflight. easy choice. the driver drove us down to some sauna, and as i was asking if i could pay for 1 hour, the girl said “1 hour? with a girl like me? take 2 hours, i’ll make it worth your while” and winked at me. so of course i paid for 2.
in the room, everything changed. she just sat down in the corner and started smoking, staring at the ceiling. “is everything all right?” “yeah yeah, i’ll just finish this cigarette and be fine”. this went on for 15 minutes. finally she went to the shower, where she spent another 15 minutes yapping on the phone with the water running.
then she comes out in her underwear and says “you got any condoms?” “no” “cause i only got this one”. ffffuuuuuu…. she goes to her purse, and as i’m looking over her shoulder, there’s a whole box of condoms in there. “oh right, i forgot i had these… you like blowjobs?” as i was coming up with a rep001hing reply, she says “cause these condoms hurt my mouth. i can’t give you a blowjob with these. and i don’t do blowjobs without a condom.” great.
took another 10 uncomfortable minutes to finally get her to bed, she rolled the condom on, and started on the most pathetic handjob known to man, looking at me with the look of a vet putting down an especially ugly dog. she “got tired” after 30 seconds, rolled over and lay there like a log, staring at the ceiling. can’t touch her here. can’t touch her there. sigh. no don’t do that. “then what are we going to do for 2 hours?” “i don’t know, can’t you just be done quickly and we’ll get out of here? i got things to do.”
that’s when i finally had enough. i called up the dispatcher and complained. she was really apologetic, said they’ll send three more girls for me to look at and make it up for me. the driver was there in 10 minutes. with no girls. refunded me 1000 for the remaining hour and started leaving. “where are the other girls?” “no other girls. you’re done”. “are you going to drive me back to the hotel?” “no. i’m not a taxi.” i got in the car anyway and told him to drive me back. as i was in the car, i kept trying to call the dispatcher, but she kept hanging up on me. i asked the driver to call her, and she basically told me to get out of the car and go fuck myself.
so there’s a warning gents. stay away from nalevo.org, 39-15-05.
after i got back, i asked the hotel security guard if they had girls. he said sure, we’ll get you whatever you want within 30 minutes. i asked for a bar rafaeli type but prettier. “ok. and if we can’t find that?” “then somebody not too old and not too chubby. hopefully young and pretty”. and what do you know, i had a knock on my door 15 minutes later, and there was a young pretty girl there. not exceptionally hot but a nice face and a nice body, and with a very nice personality. had a nice chat, had a couple of rounds sex, and it would have been pretty good if not for the fact that she was missing both of her upper left premolars.
fucking kaliningrad, man. fucking kaliningrad.
Forget about it Jake, it's Kaliningrad...
One O Nine,
Good to have you back! And thanks for the warning about nalevo.org. Sorry about your bad night, but it made for an excellent story. :)
Myself, I would have gone for the hotel girl first. But then, if you had done that, the girl from nalevo would have turned out to be a wildcat. Это просто логично (it's only logical).
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Asking if I could pay for 1 hour, the girl said “Take 2 hours, I’ll make it worth your while” and winked at me. So of course I paid for 2.
In the room, everything changed.
She sat smoking for 15 minutes, went to the shower another 15 minutes.
Then she comes out and says I can’t give you a blowjob with these and I don’t do blowjobs without.
Another 10 uncomfortable minutes to bed, looking at me with the look of a vet putting down an especially ugly dog.
Staring at the ceiling.
Can’t touch her here or there.
Sigh.
No don’t.
I got things to do.
The dispatcher was apologetic, said they’ll send three more girls.
The driver was there with no girls.
I kept trying to call the dispatcher, but she kept hanging up on me, she told me to go fuck myself.
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Your story gave me 50 deja vu's!
This is EXACTLY how they are, EVERYWHERE!
Its the lying gene that causes this, they are incapable of even the thinnest shred of honesty.
Right down to every single detail, dyev after dyev, they are taught and trained this way, to make sure you despise them at the highest level possible.
Fortunately, occasionally, it is possible to catch some before they've completed their training and perfected this technique, but that's the real challenge, though for many others, they need no training at all, as they're born this way naturally.
Once in a while, it is possible to find an exception. If you're lucky.
Its a big fucking if.
Helps a bit if you insist 18 or 19 years ONLY.
That results in either a go fuck yourself, or they just send the old hags that swear they're 19 when they're actually 42!
Ah, life's full of fun in the oblasts!