Guadalajara Update - and Spanish Tips
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Prices and Information accurate for August 2007
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Mediteraneo: Easy to find and get to. If your in the Zona Historica simply get in a cab and have him take you to the Mission Carlton Hotel. Its accross the street.
Parking: They have a large indoor guarded parking lot, being paranoid I would never park right in an establishment. Don't know why exactly but just the way I feel.
Girls: As stated in many other posts mostly the 5-6 range, no real hot-hotties all on the slightly weight side but no really unpleasent.
Stayed with a girl named Janet. Not rushed, had a great time. Worth the donation of 490. 00 pesos, decided to offer a small tip that wasn't asked for and graciously accepted.
High Class:
This place and other places on Lazaro Cardenas are a little intimidating to drive to if you don't know what your doing.
L Cardenas is a major artery with Laterals (meaning lanes that run paralell to the main artery which you need to be on to get to establishments whose address is L. Cardenas). Stay in the middle until you approach your address and than get on to the laterals.
It is on your Right hand side if your driving AWAY from Central Guadalajara.
Girls: Much better looking than Mediterraneo mostly (7 to 8) with a 2-3 (8 to 9)
I got two in a row. (didn't "terminado" on purpose with girl #1 so that my libido and drive would be high for girl #2)
Explained to girl #1 that she was awesome but I only had one chance to get out and about in Guad and I wanted to girls (not at the same time but one right after another). After we finished the session she graciously called the lineup right to my room and I chose again. Indeed VERY High Class.
Girls I saw:
Alyssa: Very Pretty. Awesome man-mades, had a decent time, best time was when I massaged her. Both girls allowed this and its my usual style. I massage the girl for 1/2 the time, they massage me to completion for the second half. (recommended: if Eye Candy is really important to you).
Samana: Pretty, curvey, can say shes chubby. But she is on the border. Make no mistake she is a looker with a nich curvered proportioned hot bod. Provided an excellent service. A little rushed. Had to remind her to keep the massage stokes slow and firm. Again I massaged her first. And was rewarded by nice sighs, awes and compliments.
If both girls are available I would choose Samana over Alyssa.
Price: 550 pesos
Now my Spanish and mongering tips: Dont call me on my spanish spelling I know it sucks.
** Both places the girls seem to take turns and when their turn is up they are the first to greet a client hoping they get chosen sort of by default.
NEVER EVER do this.
Ask to see everyone:
Quiero mirar TODAS las chicas por favor.
phonetically: Kee-Ay-Ro Mee-Rarrr - TOH-DAS LASS Cheekas Por Favor
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Both places asked if I had been there before. As in Guad or anywhere else - CLAIM that you HAVE been there before.... It ensures good service in a way because they think you know what to expect and what exact service you should get.
Neither places had a person who could speak a lick of english, but dont let this dissuade you.. simply LEARN numbers so you can pay the appropriate amount and not get taken (which I doubt would happen at either place).
500 is pronounced Keen-Yent-Toes : Quienientos
550 is pronounced Keen-Yent-toes y Sin-Kwenta (Quienentos y cinquenta)
490 is pronounced kwatro-sin-yentos y noventa
Parking at High Class: Pretty easy, pass High Class on the right... take a right, take a right, try to find the street paralell to Lazaro Cardenas - parking is on the street clearly marked... seemed safe enough to park a car but I wouldnt leave it there for too long. The whole area is a maze of one way streets but parking was pretty easy).
One last note: If I could only get to one place Meditaraneo or High Class I would take the time trouble and pay the extra for the quality at HC.
Enjoy and play safe.
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Finally a reasonable service
In despare, I looked in the phone book to see what I could find. Truth is I tried late at night and learned a powerful lession of the finer hotels in GDL. Security doesnt let such ladies in after 9 or so. Mine arrived very nicely dressed, quite professional. Including a note book to look like she was here on business. Security would not let her through even though we tried several angles at it. So. I gave her taxi fare and a kiss. Lesson learned.
A second attempt. This time in the late afternoon. I selected this agency mainly because it said (speak English). Which can be a challenge in GDL. Nice lady answered the phone. Told me the lady from last night was not available but she had a nice younger lady with bigger boobs. I said ok and offered to pick her up out front. She said no problemo as at this hour, she could waltz to my room. Sure enough. 25 minutes later as promised, a light knock. Indeed. Krystal with bright eyes and nice big boobs appeared.
She was quite nervious when she arrived. A bit of a sweat too. Her English was less than my Spanish so I decided to simply dive in. I decided a bit of mutual foreplay was the best way to get her past the nervious stages. At one point. I reached for Bob's hat which I put on myself. She fiddled with it a bit. Her eyes light up when I waived for her to climb on top. She likes it Mikey. Indeed. She enjoyed herself. Her start up tacky puss soon turned to slick excitement. I was pleased as she reached for the headboard, she turned her head aside and came. Good job.
We switched positions a few times, tried out the couch which she also liked. At intermission. We talked a bit. I was her first Gringo. Which did not surprise me. But what did surprise me was I was her first professional engagement too. Ooh la la. Explaining the nerviousness. At this time, she was calm, well past her start up nerves.
She is 20. Nice full figure for a young chicka. Glad I sampled now as in 5 years or after bambino. Mucho granda chicka. But very nice now. She lives with her parents and is the youngest of 3 sisters. Naughty little sister. Lives out in Zopopan. I would have loved to have talked to her more but.
I got her into the shower after round two. Nice. I don't think she had been in there with a man before. She said she had a BF. But the young punk obviously doesnt know how to treat a lady. I had her give me a shave while in the shower. Her eyes were wide open and she was nervious through the process. So so job at that but I just needed a touch up before dinner. I wanted her to remember her 1st loco gringo.
The other surprise. The sevice was great. 1500 for 1. 5 hours. Wow. I was braced for a gouge. Less for an hour but 1500 was my budget and I hate to rush. I'll do this service again. Just at an indecent hour.
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