[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1386705]In one I pulled back the sheets and there was a used condom.[/QUOTE]Sorry Mr. E, I should have tossed the condom in the trash, but I forgot because I'm old.:D
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[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1386705]In one I pulled back the sheets and there was a used condom.[/QUOTE]Sorry Mr. E, I should have tossed the condom in the trash, but I forgot because I'm old.:D
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1386705]It's not slander if it is true. Hotels in Sosua don't like to give money back. They will want to give you a credit for your next stay or give you a partial refund. Never pay all up front if a) you can help it, b) you are not sure about the place. Ask to see the rooms first to make sure it meets your satisfaction. E. G. Hot water works, no bugs, bed coverings satisfactory, etc. A few months ago me and my gf were going from cabana to cabana because they did not meet my specs. In one I pulled back the sheets and there was a used condom.[/QUOTE]Your are very correct sir. This blog is to exchange information on women and other practicalities on the subject world travel. Any wrong doings will help myself and any number of fellow travelers.
[QUOTE=Showdown;1386682]Guys I am in Sosua and checked into a popular hotel that in actuality is a dump. Broken furniture, overpriced and more. Long story short I paid cash for the entire week and I want to change to another hotel tomorrow. Will I be able to get my money back for the days I did not stay? I don't want to slander the name of thehotel but if you PM me Iwill tell you. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Which Hotel? You said you were staying at Terra Linda , Rocky's or Wilfreds, I am going to go out on a limb and assume it is Rocky's, that place is good to eat I don't recommend a person stay there unless they are on a budget.
I got tired of playing hop-scotch going Hotel to Hotel looking for a decent place to stay in Sosua, they all suck, I rented a Villa which was alot nicer.
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69; 1386777]Which Hotel? You said you were staying at Terra Linda, Rocky's or Wilfreds, I am going to go out on a limb and assume it is Rocky's, that place is good to eat I don't recommend a person stay there unless they are on a budget.
I got tired of playing hop-scotch going Hotel to Hotel looking for a decent place to stay in Sosua, they all suck, I rented a Villa which was alot nicer.[/QUOTE]If you are at Terra Linda find the owner and skip past the manager and find a different room, they very alot. Got a double queen that was wonderful then I got a king that sucked there and wouldn't have given 40 dollars for that room.
After a great nights romp, with that slimm, sexy ass chica alicia, I headed to breakfast, (which is a ***** by the way if your body is on.". West coast time zone) (westsideeee!) kidding, anyways at scrambled eggs, french toast, and bacon, with a couple glasses of apple juice. Me and my homues exchanged stories of our night's conquest. My friend gave me complete "hell" about missing out on Anna, sorry earlier that evening we spoke briefly, i told her, I wanted to "suck her "fine as toes" (yuck!) sorry fellas, lmao. Anna, said in clear english "baby for. 3,000 pesos, you can do anything to "me" or my "toes", damn! My homies standing right there offering to put "500" pesos, toward my purchase.
Damn! I am a "cheap bastard." I couldn't stomach paying 3, 000 pesos, for st. Sorry folks, no matter how much my homies, said they would chip in" I guess "technically" i would've only, been out of pocket 1,500 pesos. Anna laughed and said you must be "scurred of me"she then asked why am I wearing a shirt with el caballo negro on it, her friend giggled said something to her in spanish, then they both laughed and grabbed the chocolate jackhammer, wow! Anna said then they, turned and slowly disappeared into the dlatins ". Crowded mad house"damn them putas, when they grabbed "the chocolate jackhammer" it tricked my vitamin c" now I have a logg jam in my Air Jordan's basketball shorts, shit i should've started charging 200 pesos,"petting zoo." fee, because after that shit, and wearing my stupid el caballo negro, most of them putas, giggled and grabbed the chocolate jackhammer, causing my cialis to prematurely malfunction. Lmao!
Okay so back at New Gardens, over breakfast, my homie pointed to a darker skinned, chica sitting at the new gardens, he told me this girl was the.". Truth." (slang for great performance in bed) he told me I could use her in a court of law, being sworn in. Lmao! It was way to early but I asked her name, she shyly smiled and said estella, I had no intentions, of doing anything that early in the morning. Remember at 8:00am, in the morning in the dominican republic is 4:00am, here on the westcoast oh hell no. I said jokingly "tengo mill pesos para tu regalo" (1,000 pesos for her gift) I didn't think there's no way in hell, she would accept that low ass price, I was "wrong"she smiles and said vamonos, damn now what? I am commited now, I told her to give me 20 minutes, necesito banor mi (i needed a shower) she said ok, showered cleaned up, splashed my aqua di gio, cologne (plug plug). Lol! Best fragrance on the planet, went back and got her. Damn she almost killed my black ass.
Estella came in wearing, sexy, low riding jeans, a low cut blouse hair cleaned and fresh, cause I always smell the hair (I'm a wierdo) , we started to make out, dfk, rubbing, cararessing, fondling, she was very generous with her moans (probaly faking but I'm a sucker for sexy moans) , we paused so she could shower, a (100% must) she returned smelling like fresh clean soap, yes fellas I ate that pu*why like it was 1999" like my man alex duece "I was dreaming when I wrote this" (Prince) anyways, after I gave her a tongue lashing, she returns the favor, damn she was the truth, she power sucked, then she licked, then she started slurping, my "big ass balls", I almost leched a geiser" like old faithful, I moved up put, one them magnum xl, she lubed up, then she, started her downward journey, on the chocolate jackhammer. She moaned slowly as I thrusted upward. Estella then whispered "suave por favor" but by then the chocolate jackhammer was fully powered! (thanks to my 36 hours cialis) she rode it like a champ, me being exhausted as hell, summoned enough power to get on top of her, then pound the shit out of her. We did it. Missionary style, because I had no energy, to raise up, and pound her sweet ass, doggy style, (I'm a wimp I know). I'm old. The older I get the better" I was", and what I used to "do" all day", now takes me "all day to do", lmao. She did all the work other than me daty. As I finished pulled out and nutted on her stomach, I was very satisfied, but even more "tired" payed her 1,000 pesos plus another 700 pesos, for a job well done.
Went back to sleep, got up about 5pm, didn't realize how "exhausted" I was, later that night got dressed ate dinner at New Gardens, bullshitted with the fellows, and BTW shoutout to Jarmondy" he saw me at New Gardens said hello, but due to the big snow storm got to POP very late so sorry we didn't hangout, maybe another time, we got to Dlatins around 11:00pm, once again hot and crowded as hell, me finding myself staring across the street at Classicos, nothing but darkness over there, except for the disco blue and green lighted steps, John Travolta and Saturday Night Fever would've been proud. Lmao found a dark skinned chica thirty something but sexy as hell, we agreed on 2,000 pesos.
Weight problem 2) for some stupid ass reason unknown to my stupid ass, I decided to take my chica via motoconcho, and being a cheap bastard thought all 3 of us, would fit on the smallest one there, the other guys told me I should ride with them, what do they know? I'm the smartest" well the guy started up the bike revved it up, then he popped the clutch. (you guessed it) the front of the bike went straight up! In a wheelie, and my big black ass fell off, the back of the bike, landed on my elbow, and upper back, now i'm laying there, while my homies are dying laughing! Lmao! My date and the guy, didn't fall but my heavy ass did, the other moto guys, ran and pulled my big ass to my feet, I'm embarrissed as hell, looking for a rock to crawl under, all this in front of Dlatins. Everybody saw me fall. Lmao needless to say, me and my bruised ego, and my date the 3 of us "walked" to New Gardens. Lmao!
My date was a totall sweetheart, she showered, rode me for about 30 minutes, then she massaged my elbow and back, gave me a quick blow job, I felt instantly better. Lmao I paid her 2200 pesos then i went to sleep to sore and embarrised to face my friends and everyone back at Dlatins. My friends started laughing and banging on my door after they returned from after one, but I didn't answer the door. Lmao
[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1386534]Weight Issue number 1) I had just boarded the aircraft a " (. Twin engined turbo propelled) plane here in Portland, Or We sat the gate what seemed like forever the mechanic guy kept coming in with a clip board talking to the pilots, then the pilot came over the loud speaker,". Welcome aboard thus Horizon flight, but we seen to have a problem, We have a ". Weight problem.". The plane has to much "Weight."in the front of the aircraft. I was sitting in seat. 3-D, in the front of the aircraft, We need VOLUNTEERS to move back toward the rear of the aircraft, or in seats Rows 10 and higher, to distribute the WEIGHT more evenly, well I stood up immediately and volunteered, but I was the "ONLY" one that moved back, and I be Damned nobody else budged an inch, they even high fived, me on my way back, and applauded my BIG ASS! Not even two minutes later, the captain went back over the intercom, okay THANK YOU folks, we are GOOD NOW. We will now be on our way to Seattle, Wash, oh HELL NO. LMAO![/QUOTE]LMAO That is funny!
[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1386534]Ok, my fellow ISG brothers, its time for me to "pay my ISG taxes." (trip report.) It ain't even (April 15th yet) Ok here goes, I must share with you my."weight problem" I suffer from a extreme weight problem. I can't "WAIT." to eat (LOL). I will explain the weight problem in a minute. I also want everyone to pause your fingers from your keyboards and have a.". Moment of silence." (No typing) for Classicos the infamous flagship of discos is now "DEAD. Dlatins like Tomjackin, and the rest of the mongers have reported over and over, is the new reigning champion of ". Night Spots". I was so distraught over Classicos, I went up the ". Cool new lighted stairs" gave a hug to the bouncer, Me and one of friends, We just stared in disbelief. It was "completely deserted" not ONE person other than the bar staff was there, I sat down, and imagined and reflecting back on the fun good old days. I even poured out a.". Drop of my red bull" for this dead discoteque (no liquor) my square ass don't drink. LOL.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reporting Deep!
Classicos need to have some sort of promotional event to get things going again. Have a concert or something; a bikini contest; a dance off: anything to get the place packed with men and women for one night. All clubs that close and reopen usually do this.
Maybe they purposely don't want Classicos to be "the spot" any more.
P. S: Any of you "weekend ballers" are welcome to use my idea. Pass a hat around and collect some dough from the homies. Tell the owner of Classicos you want the club that night. Go out on the street and invite every (fine) chica you see on to participate in the dance-off contest. Hire some of the shoe shine boys to spread the word. Have 3-4 judges (your homies). 3000-4000 pesos each to the top 3 chicas. Free Presidentes for all (fine) chicas that participate.
Free game from SavePros. No charge :D
But seriously, the idea is not much different than what they are doing up there at Blackbeard's on the bikini contest weekends.
Don't make me come down there and show y'all how it's done, lol.
[QUOTE=Bravo; 1386437]The girl in post 14965 doesn't look like Lovely. Lovely doesn't have facial jewelery. The girl in the pic looks like she has piercings thru her nose and lips. Now the ass in Mind Benders foto looks like Lovely. (Lovely has a large gap between her front teeth)
I had a similar experience with her back in May of 2012. Really cool chick, nice to talk to, but very lame in the bed. 35 second weak BJ, no hip movement while fucking. It was so bad that I stopped after about 10 minutes and just got up to take a shower. I didn't want to waste and more time or a nut on her. I was so dissapointed that I just put 1000 pesos on her purse, I was waiting for her to complain so I could tell her why I was only paying 1000 pesos, but she just put the money in her purse and didn't say anything.
The strangest part about the session is that after she got dressed, she returned to being a cool chick again. She gave me her facebook page and we talked for about 10 minutes before she left. Its too bad she was so terrible in bed because I would like another shot at that ass.[/QUOTE]I remember seeing this chick a few times on my trips to Sosua. She really sexy but doesn't make eye contact during conversation. Thats A BIG red flag for me. Plus she has jacked up teeth. They look small twisted and sharp. Looks like she would cut my dick if she sucked it. That was enough red flags for me to pass!
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1386806]If you are at Terra Linda find the owner and skip past the manager and find a different room, they very alot. Got a double queen that was wonderful then I got a king that sucked there and wouldn't have given 40 dollars for that room.[/QUOTE]The owner of Terra Linda is a lying thieving bastard. I was double charged for a room for three nights on my credit card and when I disputed it with the credit card company he showed "proof" that I had paid for two rooms, one for a nonexistent friend of mine, (I travel solo 99% of the time). I can't wait for my next trip to the DR to deal with that fucker face to face. Yes, I know enough not to pay for shit in the DR with a credit card but I had no choice due to extenuating circumstances.
[QUOTE=Manizales911;1387210]The owner of Terra Linda is a lying thieving bastard. I was double charged for a room for three nights on my credit card and when I disputed it with the credit card company he showed "proof" that I had paid for two rooms, one for a nonexistent friend of mine, (I travel solo 99% of the time). I can't wait for my next trip to the DR to deal with that fucker face to face. Yes, I know enough not to pay for shit in the DR with a credit card but I had no choice due to extenuating circumstances.[/QUOTE]I wanted to go over there and tear into his ass over the guy that went to jail because that piece of shit didn't release the security tapes. I would like to see him and his big tittied daughter get locked up down there and ask him how he liked it.
[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1386644]I hear you bro. Since you live there maybe you can give us some better insight to this:
I am a strong believer in Murphy's Law. So my question is: if you pay the cops to go away, what's stopping them from knocking on your door everyday because "what you gave us yesterday wasn't enough" (extortion)?[/QUOTE]I have never seen the police here play that game. From what I have experienced, it is pretty much they will leave you alone once they see you understand the rules. Only people who I have seen being harassed are the hoes.
[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1387051]Thanks for reporting Deep!
Classicos need to have some sort of promotional event to get things going again. Have a concert or something; a bikini contest; a dance off: anything to get the place packed with men and women for one night. All clubs that close and reopen usually do this.[/QUOTE]The only way I'll go back is if they fire that annoying manager that they have. When the place was in full swing at its prime if you even said hello to a chica this punk would run over and ask her what she wanted to drink kinda forcing the chica to buy herself a drink or you to buy her a drink before you even had time to feel her out.
He just stood there all night with this scowl on his face and was nasty with the girls working there too.
[QUOTE=SavePros321;1387051]Classicos need to have some sort of promotional event to get things going again. Have a concert or something; a bikini contest; a dance off: anything to get the place packed with men and women for one night. All clubs that close and reopen usually do this.[/QUOTE]Why go through all of that? The same girls are right across the street. I don't know anyone who says I can't wait to go to DR so I can go to the club and dance. Most say they can't wait to get there so they can get on the batches.
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1387281]Why go through all of that? The same girls are right across the street. I don't know anyone who says I can't wait to go to DR so I can go to the club and dance. Most say they can't wait to get there so they can get on the batches.[/QUOTE]The same could be said for the bikini contest at Blackbeards: "Why go through all of that?" You can just point to a girl and have her go up to your room. No need to see her dancing in a bikini when you are already about to see her naked, right?
Apparently a good majority of guys like it since it seems to be the weekend they have their biggest draw. I know a lot of guys who drive up to BB's from Sosua just to watch the contest (I haven't).
I don't dance, but I like to watch chicas dance and have them dance on me. You also get a full view of how her body looks while in Classicos. Anyone who has stayed at NG or BB's knows that all the chicas do is sit around. Same thing at Rumba, El Flow, and I'm guessing now D'Latin. I don't know about you, but I'm not going to go from chica to chica saying "excuse me, can you stand up and turn around for me so that I can get an idea of what your entire body looks like? Ah, not what I am looking for, but thanks. Hey, how about you? Could you do me a favor...?"
[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1387314]The same could be said for the bikini contest at Blackbeards: "Why go through all of that?" You can just point to a girl and have her go up to your room. No need to see her dancing in a bikini when you are already about to see her naked, right?
Apparently a good majority of guys like it since it seems to be the weekend they have their biggest draw. I know a lot of guys who drive up to BB's from Sosua just to watch the contest (I haven't).
I don't dance, but I like to watch chicas dance and have them dance on me. You also get a full view of how her body looks while in Classicos. Anyone who has stayed at NG or BB's knows that all the chicas do is sit around. Same thing at Rumba, El Flow, and I'm guessing now D'Latin. I don't know about you, but I'm not going to go from chica to chica saying "excuse me, can you stand up and turn around for me so that I can get an idea of what your entire body looks like? Ah, not what I am looking for, but thanks. Hey, how about you? Could you do me a favor?"[/QUOTE]Totally agree."I DO" dance, and I enjoy IMMENSELY, watching chicas shake that ASS. Why just stand around? In my opinion that's "BORING", but "Whatever blows your hair back" to each his own, Savepro I'm with you my, brother nothing like a fine ass chica, backing that fine ASS, up and grinding, on me. I will put your idea to work, we decided to "CANCEL" our Colombian trip, and return back to Sosua, in June. I will also see about implementing your masterminded Classicos, scheme, We figure if ALL else fails Dlatins, or After One is a few steps away. We will get Classicos on and cracking at least "ONE" night.