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As there are no first hand reports on this It might help if I repeat a report off a German Board. Basically it said that this Club in Cologne only had 4 girls there (the report didn't say what day or time) and rated them poorly, saying that he wouldn't be going back. It was clean and had a nice ambience. Enrance 50E, 30E for 20mins. Sex was ok. Another report said there were 10 girls present but didn't say much else
I went to Modail last Friday evening and it was very quiet. There were about 10 girls, only a couple of which would get a 7. I hope this is just a "blip" as I feel it is the best club in Colonge (ignoring last Friday). FYI It charges 50 Euro Entrance and 30 per program, soft drinks and snacks are free.
I was at this place in early June. When I walked in, I was greeted with a decent looking blond girl (around 5'5" with a 7 on both look and body with B cup in her early 20s) who, imho, was the only attractive girl there. I later asked her to sit next to me. During our conversation on the couch, I found out that she's been working there for few days and she's German. She allowed me to light kiss her there, but when we got into the room, she pushed me away as I was trying to kiss her. I was pissed and felt cheated. I asked her why she allowed me to do that on the couch but not in the room. She pretended not to understand what I said. I asked her if it was because I'm not a German. She said "no, German men are no better. Kissing is no good." She spoke some English with a heavy accent and mentioned something about kissing is for someone special only. After that discussion, I was totally turned off and asked her to give me a bj for the remaining 10 minutes. I didn't even come as she kept mentioning the time, and I walked out dissatisfied. When I left, I mentioned my experience to the big tall German manager who happened to understand English. He asked me which girl she was. Since I didn't remember her name, he asked for my name and said to me that he'd look that up on the signed up sheet and will investigate that. He seemed very sincere and wanted me to have an enjoyable experience there. Who knows what happened after I left. I don't think I would want to go back to this place.
I'm not sure I would rate this club as the best in Cologne. Most girls here were in the 3 to 6 range and were in their late 20s to late 30s, at least when I was there. I would choose Sudbad over this one.
After a long break I had a chance to visit Mondail last Friday midday afetr about 9 months break. The club has been extended and now includes a large ares with a small cinema, two sauna's and two whirlpools.
The quality of the girls have dramatically improved, of the 6 there, it was relativly quiet as it was noon, 4 were 8+ and all of them looked between 20 and 25 years old.
Prices start at 35 Euro for 20 minutes but like PHG it is worth going for the 30 minutes at 50 Euro. Entrance before 2pm is 35Euro, after is 50 Euro.
Went with two girls, the first was a drop dead gourgeous brunette called Corilla. Went for a bbbj, wonderfull....
Afetr a relaxing sauna went upstaris with Alisha, lovley bolnde with great tits. BBBj followed by her on top. 30 minutes of pure heaven.
Although neither of the girls were total gfe it was still worth the money and it has reinstated my faith in a club with did seem to be in a trough for a few months.
I will try again on a Thursday or Friday night when I have been assured it is a lot busier
I was at Mondial on Thursday, and I agree with the last post, there has been a marked improvement in the club and the girls.
I spent time with two fine ladies both for 30 mins each and was impressed with them both.
The first a german girl of about 24 and certainly an 8+, who gave a great GFE and I was very happy afterwards to say the least.
Sometime later i was with a young Polish girl who while an 8 was not as much a GFE as the first.
The remaining ladies were all to a much higher standard than on previous visits and the club itself was 200% improved.
It is definately worth a visit when in the Cologne area and certainly gives excellent value for money.
Anyone been recently?
To answer my own question. and give a recent update! I went a few weeks ago. This was my second visit to Koln and i plucked up the courage to go to an FKK.
The club is big, with spa, sunbeds, sauna, 2 hot tubs, bar etc.
I certainly wasn't disappointed. I spent time with 2 girls and uncannily like budgie in the post below had a similar experience.
The first was a stunning German girl of 26 who gave a fantastic GFE and was definitely an 8.
The second was a Polish girl who was pretty but the experience was more business like.
The first girl i was with spoke English and i thought this was the general situation it was only afterwards i discovered that she was the only girl to speak English. Things were so bad she had to be an interpreter for me and the Polish girl.
So as far as couch time goes i lost out because i couldn't speak German. It also meant that i left after the second girl becuase i couldn't speak the lingo.
However, for the money i spent there and the overall service i got it was certainly more value for money than the mistress i saw earlier that day.
And to ease fellow Indians i encountered no problems. Despite the fact that i look more like a Turk than an Indian. However, there were a couple of Turks in later hassleing the girls for anal which became tedious.
I will definitely be venturing further out in my FKK search on my next trip.
I am visiting Germany next week for the first time and is staying at Bonn city since I could not get hotel booking at Cologne. Is Mondial near Bonn. Or can you suggest some good FKK clubs in and around Bonn ,with route details.
I went to Mondial, the place is closed for renovation until December, bummer.
Gents,
During my last trip I decided to check out Mediteran which is situated North of Cologne centre. I can’t recommend that anyone goes their, based on my experience hence why I haven’t included directions. If you want to go let me know and I will post them.
If you read my recent post on Samya you will know that I met an American gentleman mongerer their, who I have christened Mack.
I suggested that we road test Mediteran and he agreed. We rocked up at 1.30 pm on Sunday and I stayed till just after 6pm. Mack had to leave early due to business commitments. In all that time Mack & I were the only punters. Not sure if any of you have ever been in this position but I felt very self conscious walking about. Entrance was 30 Euro’s which I believe is a promotional price for quite times.
We were given a warm welcome by the friendly professional staff. One of the ladies, Karina showed us round the spotless clean and pleasant facilities. When you have finished you place your sandals in a large barrel of disinfectant.
One odd thing which I found inconvenient was that their were no toilets in the changing room shower area. They don’t have a kino either. They do have a room with a large TV in it and a large canopied area next to the Jacuzi.
There are TV’s dotted around and they play porn which I think is an improvement on the burning logs at Samya.
They have a different pricing structure to Samya in that they also have a 20 minute session for either 30 or 35 euro’s (I think the differentiating factor is if the BJ is covered) a 40 minute session for 70 euros and a 1 hour session for 90 euros. I cant remember how much the 30 minute session was. An extras menu is visible in the changing room so you can peruse this at your leisure. I perused it at my leisure but there was no mention of Gesichtsbesamung and as this is my only German word thus far I was none the wiser.
There were only a few rolls and some fruit available till around 5pm when a self service buffet was put out. Alcoholic drinks aren’t included in the price but soft drinks and coffees are. The buffet was nice but very limited. So on food and drink Samya wins. That said I liked the mini restaurant style dining area, rather than the eat on your lap gig at Samya.
Ok enough of all this, what about the ladies. Well, that was the problem. There were only four ladies on arrival. Another turned up around 5pm and that was it. Maybe at other times and on other days they are busier. I could live with the lack of other customers and the limited number of ladies if the quality was high.
However only Karina was just about my type. I had a very nice session followed by CIM for 55 euros. She is very professional but I mean that in a complimentary way in that she is very much into building relationships with regular customers. She assured me she wasn’t frigid when we got in the room which was nice. All in, a nice experience with a skilfull and nice lady.
So that’s about it. Not worth visiting on a Sunday afternoon but maybe better at other times.
Z
apologies to all who knew of the pleasures that fkk mediterran (formerly fkk mondial) had to offer in years past.
i am unfortunately the bearer of bad news and with my first post on this forum i come bearing death, like the grim reaper, that this club has seen it's last days and is just a memory.
i provide my eulogy and a bit of dialogue for those who once knew this club while she was living. may she rest in peace.
after 3 or 4 years of reading reviews from this forum and several other helpful sites, i've decided to publish my first piece and share a memorable episode of my journeys to the fantastisch f ka ka clubs of deutschland.
intrestingly enough, a bit of the reason i've decided to publish this piece is in part due to meeting a fellow member of the forum.
sir zelatrix, of whom i had the pleasure of being introduced to on this particular occasion can testify to my reports of club samya on the 30th of august, which was an exceptionally beautiful sunday in koln.
i flew in from london at around 4pm cet on easyjet and had a nice cold shower after dropping my bags off at a very conveniently located hotel near the koln arcaden shopping mall and bypassed this marketplace of aparrel and foodstuffs for some items that were more worthy of my hard earned euros that i extracted from the atm on the way to fkk mediteran at the hauptbanhof.
cologne is a city that seems to lack many bank machines on the streets, especially within the clubs. it has more of an older feel, which is typical of the nrw area of deutschland.
so i made my way to the s-bahn and headed for a stop that i no longer have in my blackberry. i also destroyed the card that i kept, which had this fkk mediteran's telephone number on it after arriving and bearing witness to the destruction of one of the finest clubs in the area, which occurred for no good reason at all. oh yes, now i remember, longerich is the s-bahn stop. but this info is useless now.
as i left the train station, i had walking directions to the club on my phone and whistled to myself while i recounted prior trips with some very memorable sessions with 7 girls for a total of 11 ejaculations in one night. their website [url]http://www.club-mediteran.de/[/url] was functioning prior to my trip this weekend past. however, as my luck would have it, they have destroyed this club as you'll see from their message on the site. i guess bad luck comes to everyman at some point.
as i walked through a few construction sites, what seemed to be warehouses and abandoned lots, i thought to myself that i didn't remember seeing all of this wilderness on the previous taxi rides to this club. there is a lovely park which was picturesque on the road which leads to hugo junker strasse, however the entire area is a bit industrial and grey.
i approached the gate and immediately noticed that it was open. before it was closed and had a buzzer, but this didn't phase me from walking right through it and approaching the door because i had no idea what was done inside.
i entered and the place seemed no different than before. stairs leading up to rooms on my left, a room for the entry fee and the madam to the right. the hallway of lockers and steps downstairs to change straight ahead, and what seemed to be the same lounge room displaying very high quality porn from california with the eating area, bar, and game machine was ahead.
i was greeted by an unpleasant looking older lady in her 60's that was anarexic and grumpy. her face reminded me of my business shirts that shouldn't be left in the dryer needing severe steam ironing to smooth out their embedded creases.
nonetheless, i politely told her that i'd been here before and handed her a 50 euro note to provide me with my change.
she then informed me that the club has now changed to a privat-club, with only two girls available for 70 euro per half-hour or for 150 per hour. the entry was free, and there was no fkk atmosphere, music, porn, televisions, food, jacuzzi, or quality of any sort to be had.
the shock on my face was very apparent. she asked me if i would like a drink and i accepted to the offer because it was free.
i entered the lounge room wondering how 60 min could cost 10 euro more than two 30 min sessions, and shook my head at the incompetence.
it was then that i noticed the horror of the situation. what used to be a very large lounge with couches, chairs, coffee tables, and a dining area with a kitchen had been halved, with a wall built to cut off the size of the room.
i also saw 2 women who were in their 60's, similar to the mistress who were completely un-loveable and un-fuckable by all means.
i glanced at them and didn't even look them up and down, because their sights were completely pathetic and un-acceptable.
to top it off, they were dressed in full lingerie with a teddy and chemise to cover their bodies even more, and their makeup was painted like circus clowns. a man in his 40's was chatting with both of them, sitting on the couch in a quiet room with no music, no atmosphere, just 2 shitty excuses for service providers that have definitely had it, and shouldn't be permitted to enter this game of sex for sale. i felt very angry, at this point because i spent time to go to this club with expectations of good times past to repeat. i also selected cologne among other cities such as berlin. artemis delivers satisfaction that no other club can provide, and being that i'm a personal friend of the owner, i never pay for liquor and frequently use the sultan room with the girls without charge.
now this club mediterran had a proper jacuzzi which was outstanding and made it stand out from other clubs in the area.
the price was 30-40 for entry if i remember correct, and this came with hot plates of barbecues, soft drinks, and access to 8-10 girls rated 6-8 in my opinion of quality from a scale of 1-10. the atmosphere was great, the girls were eager to please and delivered quality in bed, and never upsold, overcharged, or complained about my extended performance or my spear of longinus.
this club was a perfectly sized club that had everything i wanted, with a great service, quality girls, nice entertainment, pleasant surroundings, a true mediteranean feel and decor, with a memorable vibe of great sex and pleasure.
this was now shattered and i drank my coca cola thinking that i'd love to smash it into the foreheads of one of these skeleton girls sitting on my left hand side. i never imagined that humans could come to think this downgrade could ever bring in any revenue comparing to what mediteran did. i know that the mediteran girls were likely controlled, and didn't keep 100% of their earnings, because the memorable ones i had (2 blonde, tall polish girls with soft skin, juicy lips, and soft asses, and 2 others, one from turkey and the other from romania) told me that they were living on the premises until they returned to their homes for holiday.
these girls were now a distant memory, destroyed and replaced by a pathetic ripoff which was a travesty compared to the former club.
i walked down the steps into the lower rooms which i could recount orgerious debauchery after orgasms on these white beds with palm trees on spanish tiling and slowly walking out to the far right room for a dip into the jacuzzi. the girls were so loving that they would even go to join you for convo in the jacuzzi without initiating sex, just companionship and ensuring you enjoy your stay without having to actively pursue them. i remember one from turkey who gave me her real name after a few sessions, went to turn on the bubbles on high blast and added foam liquid to the water before climbing the metal stairs and joining me in the nude for an adam and eve like session of intimacy and loving that i prefer to any other pleasure that this society has to offer me.
needless to say, as these memories entered my mind, i was forced to exit the club and not even allow the madam to receive a response from me after asking why i didn't want to stay. she told me that there were seven girls coming the next day (monday 31st of aug), but my anger was unexplainable, and i opened the doors to exit without words in a silent rage which was not visible to anyone looking.
my walk back through the industrial zone of hugo junker strasse was one of bewilderment that i'd prefer not to re-live. however, being the fuhrer, i decided on the s-bahn that i would visit another club which i saw online previously, but never visited.
my options were slim at this point.
i've stayed at hotel pascha which is on one of the upper floors of the fkk club. i've met the owner thomas and after sampling the lackluster quality of some 13 or so floors of terrible women there and in the vip club on the top floor, i decided not to return to this building which prided itself more on its brand of vodka than it's ladies.
the dormitory of skanks across the street from fkk pashca was very low quality with girls that smelled of body odor and halways reaking of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url]. this place had free entry and i toured it without sampling. it reminded me of some of the low quality red-light districts in the dusseldorf area which has several streets lined of these houses that pass themselves off as brothels.
partytreff pole position was one of the worst clubs i've ever been to. i cannot enjoy low quality girls who resist sex that lasts longer than 20 min, and assured myself to never return to that, regardless of the "all you can fuck" false advertisement of 120 euro for entry.
being a sunday, i could not enter the doors of bernd's which seems to be filled with a legendary service of girls that provide miraculous service to every member on this forum. i've not yet been to cologne on a weekday, so this was again unfortunately not an option.
i had no urge to go to nearby dusseldorf, so it was samya that i recalled in my mind and decided to visit out of lack for options.
this club was quality, and rated 4 stars out of 5 in my book. a proper replacement for mediteran with a report to follow shortly.
eurotikfuhrer
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This is now club Mondial, I recently paid a visit to this establishment, was not able to do so several years ago because it was closed briefly in 2004. The girls are no longer fully nude, I have noticed many FKK clubs have converted into Pauschal or Partytreff clubs, this is a terrible development. No more eye candy. Most of the women here are Romanian, not to sound racist but they are superaggressive and approach you here, I hate that. It seems like hardly any true FKK clubs exist in the NRW region. Wow this sucks. Still the prices are way cheaper than the land down under and I have noticed everday things in Germany are inexpensive, despite the Euro being a stronger currency at least currently compared to the Aussie and US Dollar.
Took the S-bahn S11 from the center, and got off at Longerich and walked for appr. 25 mins. Paid the entrance and checked out the club, that looked ok.
Had a good session with a German girl which name I forgot, sorry.
Wouldn't mind having a BJ at the outside facilities during a warm summer night, while looking at the stars.
I would go back, if in the area.
[QUOTE=Mhansen1]Took the S-bahn S11 from the center, and got off at Longerich and walked for appr. 25 mins. Paid the entrance and checked out the club, that looked ok.
Had a good session with a German girl which name I forgot, sorry.
Wouldn't mind having a BJ at the outside facilities during a warm summer night, while looking at the stars.
I would go back, if in the area.[/QUOTE]
Methinks this is the problem with reports with neither girls names, nor identifying features.
This guy has written nine reports/entries, none of which contain any specifics that are not obvious from the clubs website plus this board.
Unless I am going blind from excessive mongering (entirely possible of course ;-)), I cannot imagine anyone enjoying "a BJ at the outside facilities.. looking at the stars" at Mondial / Mediteran. To be honest I didn't think much of my last blowjob inside Mondial, so maybe I am missing something.
Does anyone here have fond recollections of a outdoors BJ in the industrial estate?
PL