Negotiated a 200bt fuck with a young lass in Surin, but when I asked her - in Thai - to give me a blow job she replied "Not hungry!"
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Negotiated a 200bt fuck with a young lass in Surin, but when I asked her - in Thai - to give me a blow job she replied "Not hungry!"
[QUOTE=Bumholes1]Negotiated a 200bt fuck with a young lass in Surin, but when I asked her - in Thai - to give me a blow job she replied "Not hungry!"[/QUOTE]
Bumhole - next time, take your date to dinner AFTER the BJ.
[QUOTE=Bumholes1]Negotiated a 200bt fuck with a young lass in Surin, but when I asked her - in Thai - to give me a blow job she replied "Not hungry!"[/QUOTE]
You have aroused my Curiosity.
What Thai phrase did you use? Please attempt to spell the Thai words with Eng letters.
But I guess she was just being a little smarty.
Its a problem that there is no Thai dictionary specially for sex talk.
I guess we could use these phrases:
"smoking" a P4P girls' euphemism
tham aw-ran (do oral)
awm (to suck while in the mouth, e.g. a lolly).
chai bpaak (use the mouth)
Maybe not these:
doot (to suck - this one not commonly used but is used for vacuum cleaners).
joop (to suck in with the mouth but I haven't heard this word used sexually)
So "joop hooy" means to slurp in an oyster (rather than pussy).
bpao (to blow with the mouth - doesn't seem to be used - it probably is only used for blowing air)
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]You have aroused my Curiosity.
What Thai phrase did you use? Please attempt to spell the Thai words with Eng letters.
But I guess she was just being a little smarty.
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Indeed she was trying to be clever.
I used the phrase I have used for years in Isaan. They don't seem to understand smoke, this being used mainly in Pattaya and Bangkok.
"Kin grador mai?"
[QUOTE=Freeler]Channy,
Latest Si Saket update is from January 2008:
Check out the mute and her 'red' head friend. They hang out at Santisuk Hotel and Si Saket Hotel. Be aware of a loud mouth nasty ***** intervering with all and everything.
Cost was still B200 plus tip for plus standard service. Red head wants more and she's right as far as I'm concerned - but YMMV as always.[/QUOTE]Thank Freeler for your advice,
Regards,
Channy
"Kin grador mai?"[/QUOTE]Anyway, as I might have to visit Surin next month, where did you find the girls?
Thanks alot!
Surin big-sex story
As usual, I took out a "super luxurious" room at the Tong Tarin Hotel in Surin. Well, the hotel itself is nice enough, the room is passable but what matters is the action inside. It all follows below.
Have I told you? I am actually a king (but please keep this secret). One day while sitting on my white porcelain throne, I had a strange idea. I wondered what comes out of it. After a few heavy breaths I pushed real hard, and there was a sudden splashing sound. Then I felt as if immediately reaching high heavens. You know what it reminded me? Yes, "sex" it was. Heavy, satisfying climax, shooting out my high-pressure internal load into the face of the big free world. I had been working up to it for at least two weeks, so it made me super amazingly joyful.
----- However the obvious connection to "sex" did not cease to excite my little mind. Immediately I run down to the shop for a huge bunch of flowers. Placed it next to my beautiful lover and kissed her porcelain-wite skin all over. "I do really love you". I said to her. "You made me feel so happy. You are the source of my joy. " Every time I shot my load into her beautiful white body I felt like this. But it was the first time I bought her flowers. Until that time she always just looked and old, crackly toilet bowl to me. How wrong I had always been. She is actually a "woman"!
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To get back to ordinary life, it never ceases to amaze me how women of the world are being worshiped up to high Heavens. This seems like the institutionalized, official madness of our whole present condemned, dark world. Just shocking, mindblogging, fucking amazing. Everything: "Women, women, women. ". Why, why, why? When all they do is receiving our dirty, smelly excrements right out of our fat bodies, implanted into their own smelly bodies.
Is it worth all the fuss about them? It seems to me that "us" the sex-tourists are the only ones who look at them for what they really are: Mere recepticles of our own decaying internal discharges. Does this deserve all the madness about them? We could all have as many as we ever wanted IF we "men" could just unite for this single, noble purpose and put down the fights among us. Our fighting is what makes us slaves. (I know you knew that.)
So, there was plenty on my little mind while setting out to discover "the sex in Surin". Now you know the reason. Simply, justice and pride.
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Surin Thailand 2008
1. / General
Surin, located just another few hours busride from Khorat (180kms/3-4 hrs, see separate posting) is another lovely Isaan town with friendly locals and reasonable sex-action. Lacking the crowds and madness of Pattaya and Bangkok, indeed it will keep a dedicated sex-tourist interested for a couple of days.
And of course the keyword is "Cultural Sextourism" here. So many interesting things to do while in the region and sex only being as the way to keep ourselves free from female slavery. If you are full, they cannot control you any more. No surprise, that's why they hate sex-tourists so much. We refuse to serve them and refuse to fight each other for them. Sex-tourists do love peace. That's what we love.
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2. / Travel
Surin railway station is right in the city center with some connections to Bangkok, Khorat and Ubonracahatani. While services are not particularly frequent, the short run to Ubon is particularly convenient, taking just 2 hours by express diesel car. The bus station is also nearby and central. However Surin does not have many convenient bus services to anywhere, except to Khorat. There are a few departures but rather infrequent and timetables are only verbal by station staff. If you can find them.
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3. / Accomodation, food, miscellaneous issues
The cheapest hotel is possibly the old one right in front of the train station, 200B rooms. Some pricier but more quality ones with swimming pool just a short walk away, near the bus terminal, 800B and up. Plus a lot more hotels inside town, just a bit further. While locating food during the day is easiest near the railway. A bit further away, the Surin nightmarket is great in the evenings. Varied, cheap and delicious. What's more, there are two of them. Surin is worth a visit just for the food!
*** Elephants ***
While most people associate this town with elephants, it is unlikely you will come across any in the city during most of the year. One good time to see them is the annual Elephant Festival, however hotel prices increase three times and still all booked out this time. Regarding safety, you will notice the unusual high number of stray, dirty wagrants and drunks (male and female). Especially near the railway. Not really so many but still shows the powerty of the area. Yet, most of the time Surin is okay like any Thai city.
*** Farang ***
If you desire to meet other farangs (why would you? But just in case), there is a lively local cafe/bar population of them, mostly concentrated to a couple of restaurants near the bus station. You might even be surprised how many. Despite of this, there is a general strange feeling in Surin (indeed a strange feeling), as actual communication between Thais and westerners is very little. Thais will assume that you speak zero Thai and keep using hand signs all the time. When you see farang mixing with Thai is is mostly when one lone westerner man entertaining about 10-12 Thais (his extended family? ) in some restaurant. Apart from this, there is quite a bit of hustling from taxis everywhere. Sometimes it feels like Cambodia. (But really not that bad. No Khmers around, luckily.)
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4. / Surin Nightlife and Puss-puss
Account of one particular visit: It is easy to find tuktuks in Surin near the train station, just about any time. This is a smallish town and transport prices moderate. We agreed in 40B to look around, 40 to come back and 40 for waiting. After taking a few turns we drove towards Buriram, on #226 Hwy.
*** 280 B hookers ***
On one side there is a large entertainment place with live music, called "Kenjan" pub (sign only in Thai). Right opposite on the other side of the road is a small block of about 4-5 brothels (some open, others closed). Action starts quite late here, like 8-9pm. Mamasan seemed surprised by the farang at the first one. However price still just 280B, even for farang, no overcharging. I believe this must be the actual local price. Quality nothing to brag about, so I went to look at the others. Same-same. Finally found one younger looking chick for 400B.
The scene is more interesting than the fuck. Just being there and experiencing it is the thrill. And everybody is so nice. After this, returning to the train, I went to take a look at Surin's only soapie, the famous "Rozkwin". (More general info bits about soapies in BKK/Massage parlours section, posting on 1. 9. 08).
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*** Soapie Action ***
Being attached to the large Tong Tarin Hotel. They have one fishbowl with the display inside 3 women on the left for 1000B, three women on the right for 1300B, some young pretty chickens on the outside for 1700B. These looked allright. I picked a very tall, slim wearing some striped blue dress. Quite attractive. Papasan walking over to her and discussing something. After then returning to me and saying that this one costs 1900B! I just left it at that. Already had my fun for the day, anyway. (As I said, it is not just the sex, but the feeling of not being slave to women and seeing them sold for cash).
At the cheap brothels, the quality is not much worse as Soi Yoksad in Pattaya. But you don't have to chat with them (but you can if you want). Just point and pay. I wasn't hungry any more, so I said to the nice papasan boss- "It is not important. " and left. Interesting night anyway. And the night food market was a total winner. Surin is okay, just a nice, relaxing town. But it also has some things to do at night too. Worth having a look.
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END Surin 2008 report (incl. Map)
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[QUOTE=That Asshole]Surin big-sex story
some young pretty chickens on the outside for 1700B. These looked allright. I picked a very tall, slim wearing some striped blue dress. Quite attractive. Papasan walking over to her and discussing something. After then returning to me and saying that this one costs 1900B! I just left it at that.
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I would have paid money to see the papasan's face when you walked out, obviously the discussion was about jacking up the price to what he perceived you would pay.
Willo
[QUOTE=Fish N Chips][QUOTE=Oosik1]Chok dee khup, MeatMan. I think you will be very happy staying there. You will find the staff very friendly.....especially with a tip or two. :) QUOTE]
Hey Guys
Going to make my first trip to Udon this November can any one give me an e-mail address, PIC, Directions to the Tom Koon Hotel?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
It is the TON (not TOM) Koon Hotel. Google Ton Koon Hotel or Udon Thani hotels. Say hi to the gals next door and have lots of sanuk. By the way, one of the front desk ladies (all of whom are very friendly) has the look of being half farang. She is quite lovely, and very friendly. She is the product of the USA military stationed in Udon Thani. She has never seen or heard from her father who apparently is in Tennessee with his Amercan family now. She is single (divorced) and has one child, I think. If you are looking for a wife candidate, she is top drawer in my book, although I did not date her....just was friends with her.
Hello,
I have been in udon in july. Tong is closed and moved to a new location. Many ladyboys , so beware a little bit if you are not up to this. Tong himself is a strange character. Famous among the local farang community. Udon offers much but you either need a guide who speak english or improve your own thai or laos. Many oppertunities but leave a pattaya attitude home.
Toon Koon hotel and yellow bird disco great places too ( beware of thai boys or thai boyfriends).
Wolverine gogo is a dull rip off place/ Avoid at any cost.
Ron Star
[QUOTE=MeatMan]Udon Thani Ain't bad guys!.
Having spent a couple of days at the Ton Koon Hotel, the staff were friendly. I would recommend this place to just about anyone. I'll go out on a limb and say that I am Black-American so, I definitely stuck out like a sore thumb and honestly I did feel somewhat uneasy.
The Karaoke girls?. I can honestly say that when they sing, hardly no one listens!.
I had a good massage from a 28 year old Thai-Lao girl who had the sweetest voice that would make a gay man go straight!. Location is off to the left and the sign is in green so, ya can't miss it.
Have you guys in Mr Tongs bar? Very popular with freelancers.The location is just right across the street from Robinsons/Chareonsri Center. I'd recommend it! Had a cute little spinner who never been with a black guy. Let just say she went home a *very* happy woman!. :D
Off to Laos guys!
[b]MeatMan[/b][/QUOTE]
Around a week ago I visited Udon Thani again with some Thai colleagues. They enjoyed themselves adequately in the Sois (Sow Fie Dang and Soi 2), which were open inspite of the presence in town of that Austin Mini driving princess. We know she was there because her odd motorcade blocked our way, and we espied her.
For myself however, the visit was a disappointment. Though those two sois were open, and many of the houses have for more and much better looking girls then previously, the two girls I took - one from each soi - provided truely awful service. In Fie Dang the girl refused to do blow job - I had never heard of such a thing. She also refused condomless sex no matter what. This was somewhat less of a surprise, but anyway 300 baht down the drain. An hour later at Soi 2 I paid 500 baht for the girl that the pimp specified would do oral sex (only one out of a staff of a dozen, and not very attractive). She did the disgusting deed, but for the usual Thai three minutes and without any verve or ability like you can hope for with an american prostitute. Persuading her to do condomless cost me another 500 baht, but then she turned out to be one of those tiresome wincers - you know the type who act like sex is a horrible ordeal. So I couldn't finish.
Finally I checked out the farang bar complex which has reopened next to Top Mansion. Nothing worth doing there and of course high prices. At least soft drinks are still reasonable there, unlike Bkk. Ended up back at the hotel and masturbated. On the bright side the hotel was only 250 baht, and the food at Nomi's is excellent.
After 2 nights in BKK, I and my pal took Thai Airways to Khon Kaen. I liked to skip this place and go straight to Udon Thani, but my pal had some good memory from this city a few years back, he insisted to go there. Thai Air one way about 2500 bought from old Bangkok Airport.
We stayed at Kosa Hotel, walk in 1200 bahts. Took 2 rooms. Later we walked around the Sofitel areas and there was a street full of pubs nearby, and it was quiet on weekday. We went into some pubs and had some drinks and my pal started to chat with a semi cute PR girl, and exchanged her number.
Later we made our way to a bar called Rad, I also found a semi cute girl in a group of 3, I appraoched her, and she was friendly, I bought her and her friends some drinks, and slowly I found out she is probably a player, I just asked her directly to stay with me, and she said call her at 12, and gave me her number.
We went back and checked the Kosa massage parlour, all unattractive, maybe too late. The sideliners were quoted 1700, and 2000, not worth it at all. I called the Rad girl at 11:30, and asked her to come to my room, she showed up 30 min later.
A local Issan girl but with very white skin, I did not need to ask anything, just started hugging and started taking off her dress. She was very tight, maybe a new worker. Very brief bbbj, she said she doesn't like, stayed till about 3AM, then dressed to go, said need to go school tommorrow, I gave her 2000, she said thanks and gave me a wai and left, and told me to call her again.
Meanwhile my pal hunted in the bar area, and took home some student semi-pro girl for ST 1500. The first PR girl he chatted at the first club also called him at 2 AM, but he had finished his deeds, so leave her for next time.
Khon Kaen seems like lots of girls in bars and clubs are all working part time, even all the student girls there are willing to go for some pocket money if they like you.
Wow, 2,000 baht for overnight in Khon Kaen? Isn't that the price in Bangkok?
I was willing to get out Khon Kaen but when traveling with another pal, need to make some compromise. He wanted to stay one more night. That means we have one less night in Udon and maybe Nong Khai.
In the afternoon, we checked out the Kosa massage again, only about 6 standard and 5 sidelines. No interest for all. But the papasan promised to show us beautiful college girls later in our room. Told us about 8PM, he will arrange girls to show us.
After dinner at the shopping, papasan called us and told us to wait in the room, some other guy took 2 girls to our room, one was quite ok, face soso, but nice figure, so I took her at 2000. My friend wanted to see more girl, so the pimp arranged another 2 to come after 20 min to his room, he did not get any from the pimp papa, and went on to hunt on his own at bar street.
The girl was college girl, part timer, still very tight, but very inexperienced, some bbbj, the sex was boring, the only good thing is she is very fresh to me, thats it for KK, out tommorrow. Amazing how many part time college workers in this city.
[QUOTE=RCA Knight]Amazing how many part time college workers in this city.[/QUOTE]
Not really when you consider that their customers are almost exclusively well-off Thais so it isn't nearly so unpleasant as having to sleep with farangs. Farang customers are a rarity for these girls. Also keep in mind that a lot of Thai college girls only recieve a few thousand baht per month in allowance from their parents - that enormous fee you're paying, even if they only get half, is a big boost to the monthly budget. (Male students typically recieve a much larger allowance).