Meat Loaf Thanks ISG Senior Members
I must admit that all of the [B]ISG Senior Members[/B] that I met last year were good guys. Nobody was an imbecil (as*hole.) The only as*hole expisode that transpired was on my part with "Slob My Knob" and he stated that he had a great time with my tour guide services. (Read the post about Meat Loaf mongering with two [B]ISG Senior Members[/B].)
Of the many [B]ISG Senior Members[/B] that I met, it amazed me that many of them made the trip to Nicaragua for the expressed purpose of meeting me, Meat Loaf. Wow, what a compliment. For these individuals wanted to experience first-hand some of the nonsense that is contained within these webpages. And they did!
Many of these gentleman came bearing gifts of literary works; invitations of mongering; invitations of vacationing; invitations of travel and business; and other gestures of gratitude for which I was and am grateful.
A large number of [B]ISG Senior Members[/B] informed me of the enjoyment they receive from the posts I write on this forumn. I too gain much enjoyment from writing these reports.
*** Purchase Your [B]ISG Senior Membership[/B] Today for US $20 per annum. ***
In conclusion, I humbly thank all of those that read my posts and look forward to creating "ISG fodder" upon your next visit to Nicaragua or when I visit your locale.
Xdred: Putting chicks in their Place
You f*ck with the bull, you get the horns!
Xdred, puttin' putas in their place: On their backs is where girls belong, yern, and earn.
Xdred has returned to Nicaragua for more fun as described by Meat Loaf. At mediodia I received a phone call and abandoned the executive desk for "quick conversation. "
Xdred telephoned me yesterday that he was at a neighborhood "dive" and I went to meet him. Pleasantries were exchanged, analysis of the ladies was performed, and laughter was soon to come.
During Xdred's several month tour during 2008, he spent a moderate amount of time with this skeezer I've referred to previously as "la Chela Presumida. " The chica thought she could manipulate Xdred; the chica thought she was gonig to lay "Gringo Goose; " the chica thought she was something more than a chica. Not!
(I, Meat Loaf, don't worry about the next man's success in women, commerce, athletics, or the pursuit of "American Consumerism. " In fact, the more failure you receive as a result of your effort or lack of, makes it easier for me to shine. Notice that the ingredient of your effort determines the entirety of your results. Sabbotage, oppression, discrimination, or other submersive effort (s) on my part or someone else's part is not needed. The individual determines their fate.)
Xdred is not rude with the ladies! Xdred is not disreptful to the ladies! Xdred is a true gentlemen with everyone he encounters who speaks English or Spanish. And if Xdred could speak Portuguese like I (falo portuges com eu, ) he would be respectful with those in Brazil. So for this chica to try and play Xdred was her self-promoting her efforts to the major league.
You f*ckin' with an International Monger that's been educated on [b]International Sex Guide. [/b] No woman can win against those efforts!
So Xdred had to check a chica yesterday morning while they ate breakfast. As Xdred revealed during conversation yesterday, he felt that the chica was trying to manipulate Xdred. He doesn't need that sh*t so he told the clucker (chicken head):
We aint in love! We aint in no relationship! We aint got sh*t together! The fact of the matter is, you're a professional prostitute that can take ten (10) dicks a day with ease, and I was one of your clients! "Bamm, " as famed-chef Emeril would say.
The "la Chela Presumida" stormed out of the restaurant with her doggy-bag in hand. Aint no Nicaraguan gonna' leave free food behind. LOL.
So while Xdred and I shared conversation and "Hoe Analysis" he told me about this story. Being a familiar face and personality throughout Nicaragua Xdred has placed himself within the community. For he hears all of the gossip that is Nicaragua from the most skilled gossipers on earth- Nicarauga. He asked me the address of "Club Azul" and I told him. For "la Chela Presumida" is turning tricks at the dive. There is serious competion between which brothel is the dirties: Polanco, 5 de May, or Club Azul.
Yearning to witness this chica, that attempted to manipulate Xdred, at rock bottom had me so excited! The best revenge is success. Smiling more than Rev. Jeremiah Wright at the White House Innaugural, but not crying more than Sen. Strom Thurman at the White House Innaugural we left for "Club Azul. " (Do a wikkipedia of these two men and see the laughter as both of their worst nightmares were realized by Obama's Innauguration.)
Plotting in the taxi, Xdred suggested we entered in 5-minutes apart. With big smiles I entered "Club Azul. "
Note: Club Azul is the same franchise as Salvadoreno 1 and Salvadoreno 2. Same owner. Salvadoreno 1 and 2 are nasty rooms the size of closets. Girls bring their own sheets. The only clients at Salvadoreno are drunks who purchase US $7 p*ssy after getting drunk. The wh*res have a scheduled work shift from 3 pm Until 2 am They are also the waitresses. They pay the house US $2 to use the room and they keep the remaining US $5 as their profit per half an hour. They have a six day work week. They cannot be late. And they are not paid any salary for this structure. Club Azul is worse! (I think "Grand Pollo" was a big fan of Club Azul. Maybe "Grand Pollo" can chime-in with the correct answer.)
Entering club azul I looked around at all of the wh*res and saw familiar faces. And their she was "la chela presumida" sitting in the corner wearing the same chica robe as last year. She was disturbed by my entrance. With more smiles that the two above, I purchase a beer. 5-minutes later Xdred entered.
Seeing her face as Xdred entered was great. Verguenza, miedo y procupe were her emotions. (look it up.) Xdred sat beside me at the table. I pointed her out and they made eye contact. Xdred observed the club azul and commented / confirmed "¡Qué Triste! " It doesn't get much worse that club azul.
After 1-beer Xdred and I could not take anymore of the atmosphere. Being the true gentleman Xdred didn't purchase the chica wares: Seeing "la chela presumida" naked in the filthier rooms of club azul where no sheets would have been true reality.
Aside: Meat Loaf can't stand "la chela presumida" 'cause the b*tch came talking to me foul, out-of-pocket, like a damn fool. She came with some b*llshit. What b*llshit? Some racial b*llshit that I found comical. So to witness the chica *****ing at club azul was sweet revenge. How? 'Cause her efforts produce club azul results. My efforts produce why she developed anamous towards myself. For years this chica has seen me provde sex-employment to her co-workers. She watched me f*ck a slew of chica. She's watched me spend her monthly income during a lazy Sunday afternoon. She's heard from all of the girls for three years how I lay the best pipe at that brothel location. And still I never solicited her neither did I ever have any interest.
"la chela presumida" has two flunkies that I f*cked to limited satisfacation. Un polvo. So at club azul are three broken-down hoes sitting in the corner together.
This chica just irritates me. But, I am too sophisticated to let them chicas ruffle my feathers even when she would make stupid statements of a racial kind. Understand, I'm not an individual that spent time or spends time participating in nonsense. (Yeah I live in Nicaragua and this country is nonsense, but don't get it confused.) So when this chica came with the nonsense it was comical. Do I slice the hoe with words? Which language? On what theme? Options, options, options exist. But she's at club azul and I'm opening an international office in Australia this first quarter.
Xdred said the chica needs structure and working for the Salvadoreno franchise will certainly give her structure: 12 hours per day.
How sweet revenge is!
She Takes 100+ D*cks per Month
She Takes 100+ D*cks per Month! 100 d*cks per month x 12 months = 1, 200 d*cks per annum!
(As I type this report I'm listening to the "Street Boys" from Bello Horizonte, Brasil, sing "A Dame E O Vagabundo. " [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch? V=Jvr9tChbB6A&feature=related[/URL]
The girl is a pretty-a*s hoe, but I have this little thing I care much about called "good health" and that's a lot of d*ck! Against that competition what is your pecker gonna' do?
I don't mind banging a prostitutue, but she has to not be successful. ANd years of "Wh*reconomics" states taht five (5) dicks per day is success. Volume and Pricing are important consideration in success as well.
The girl to who I refer has been posted on this board by DrDewman. He has placed her photo on the board, but the photo doesn't do her justice. The girl looked greasier than a bucket of Church's Chicken. And that's some greasy sh*t.
Get in line: 100 d*cks plus per month. Will you dine at the "Y? " Will she respect you and your sex skills by not licking her phat p*ssy lips?
I've witnessed for months her take an average of five (5) dicks per day. And maybe more during la madrugada (late-night.) 5 d*cks per day times 30 days per month = 150 d*cks per month, but I'll be conservative and say 100 d*cks plus.
I'm an avid porno fan: Rocko Sifredi, Lexington Steele, Sara Jay, Bellanova, Mike in Brazil, Meat Loaf in Nicaragua, etcetera. I'm an avid porno fan, but those hoes and Joes get an AIDS / HIV test per movie. Not to mention Hepatitis A, B, Herpes, Ghonaria, Clamidia, and other STDs that linger and don't kill you. (Look at Magic Johnson almost twenty (20) years later.) At least they'll only be six (6) months behind the virus when the test results produce a positive. But this hoe doesn't have to take the AIDS / HIV test.
Don't get me wrong, I want to f*ck this girl everyday, all day, but I enjoy something called "good health. " Condom? Piece of mind is priceless.
The p*ssy has a good texture. She's either 19 or 20. Her teeth are pretty. She has beautiful white skin. She has a nice ass. She's chichona. She loves to suck d*ck. She takes anal. She takes bareback. She's very personable. She likes getting eatin' out. The girl is a bonafide 9 on the international charts Flaw: The girl takes 100 dicks plus per month! Her future: To play some fool for his money and to begin bisexual activities and gangbangs.
Does she have what it takes to become a professional porno actress? Yes!
I proclaim that yes she does the professional capacity to become an international prostitute and porno actress! For what holds her back? I'm not sure, but anteayer she asked when she could come visit my house! That only means one thing: ¡8 polvos cada dia, guey puta! Those eight polvos will be delivered throughout the course of 24 hours with 3 being delivered during sleep-time!
Professionally she has the capacity to earn US $1, 000 per day! In remote markets she could earn US $2, 500 per day!
(Why have I begun to think so much about her? Is it that I'm considering putting her as "Top-girl? " Meat Loaf can do that. Meat Loaf can claim any broad for his purpose. For their shared purpose Puta y Meat Loaf can conquer the world! Wow, am I becoming a P. I. M. P. "I don't know what you heard about me, but 'dem hoes can't get a dolla' outta me 'cause I'm a m*thafuck*n P. I. N. C. H. E.)
100 dicks per month is stiff competition for I or any man to knowingly enter. Do you agree? I thought you would agree since most of you gentlemen have "semi" successful lives. The rest of you are degenerates!
1, 200 d*cks per year? What makes it such a challenge is the health risk!
For US $1, 250 per day as my payout on a 50/50 split. US $37, 500 for her and US $37, 500 for me! Wow, that's respectable income: Per year that is US $450, 000 for her and US $450, 000 for me from her doing what she does! What she does it take 5 d*cks per day, everyday. 1, 200 d*cks per year! She truly have an asset that can produce US $1, 000, 000 per year in revenue, anywhere in the world!
The girl doesn't talk out of pocket! The girl don't start no sh*t! The girl appears to be confortable in her girl skin.
For that revenue you better believe it's a job for both of you! Advertising in the normal channels with some auxiliary media outlets will produce a fat rolodex. The transient market can be explored as well.
With that US $450, 000 I could purchase that 50 foot Pilothouse Yacht I want in efectivo! I've seen the results, but her mark-up is weak and her markets are weak. Hell, we could chill together in a G12 market.
But she takes 1, 200 d*cks per annum. And of course you're gonna' want to f*ck her 'cause it's acceptable. Plus you'll always be a trick in her eyes and she'll always be a sponge for cum! But you could make US $450, 000.
Why tell you this? 'Cause anyone can do it if that's what they want! I aint special, but it's a job that could be managed during the course of executive desk duties.
I'm giving you guys some ribs with some good meat on 'them! 1, 200 d*cks per annum!
Truth be Told: Any prostitute worth her salt in being a prostitute better take 5 d*cks per day. In Nicaragua she for sure better take 5 d*cks if she's wants to eat! Y los ninos! La Abuela! Son cuarto en la familia. This aint no joke. That figure I procalim is true in any city, any where in the world. Sh*t, d*ck comes a dime a dozen and p*ssy comes a nickel a baker's dozen!
They have that little "International Sex Slave / Worker" Law that makes it a major felony so that US $450, 000 comes with a price, but anyone can do it.
Sex trafficers. Other professionals in the industry.
Will she take instruction? No. I've given the girl US $1, 000 per month and she didn't move her lazy girl ass. Xdred says that wh*res want to perform the least effort and receive the most money for it. And considering that she's successful already by taking 100 d*cks per month, why try harder?
But you'll get tired of the girl life and want reality! Or maybe you won't, but 1 year's revenue is US $900, 000 as appraised by Meat Loaf.
In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on [b]International Sex Guide. [/b]
For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?
Just informing you of my reality, and the reality of Xdred!
Managua Mongering Hall of Fame: DrDewman is Inducted
[B]Managua Mongering Hall of Fame: DrDewman is Inducted[/B]
Sometimes those that speak less carry more of a punch and "DrDewman" is such an individual!
DrDewman knows more Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman derobes more Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman spends more on Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman has more "proof" of success than I.
DrDewman takes mongering more serious than I.
DrDewman has more years of experience than I.
DrDewman has earned the privledge of being inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame and is a verified "superstar."
Despite his inability to speak Spanish, DrDewman scores with the wh*res. DrDewman's techniques have proven to be fail-proof. He may not know the rules of the game, like Donovan McNabb, but DrDewman scores more touchdowns than I, Meat Loaf, have ever experienced.
Congratulations on your induction DrDewman and may you enjoy the fruits of your "hobby."
A Little Batting Practice
The day before yesterday I went to the brothel for some "batting practice."
Being that "Nica Bound" is nowhere around for us to monger together, I had to go to practice solo.
Walking into the brothel I said hello to all of the chavalas (girls) and saw "Xdred" sitting amongst a flock of trabajadoras (working girls.) Xdred was busy building rapport with the girls by assisting in the braiding of this 19 year old's hair. Learning from Meat Loaf, Xdred commented, "Am I in the click now, Meat Loaf?" My response was a smug smile: There's more than enough trabajadoras in Nicaragua. There are more putas in Nicaragua than you can shake your d*ck at!
Focused, determined, and ready to attack a few p*ssies I grabbed a "old standby." She was "freaked" by me a few months ago and loved it. The following day she was chasing me down, but I played hard-to-get. It's a fact that my money is hard-to-get for these wh*res. Sh*t, I don't care about their bills: I got bills too!
For several weeks I've been in need of some "batting practice" and finally decided to hit the range. My enthusiasm and energy level was high after Xdred and I witnessed "la chela presumida" and her two flunkies sitting in the corner busted and broke down. I was still charged-up and wanted to take it out some p*ssy.
Before entering into the room with wall-to-wall mirrors, I told the girls we we're gonna' do some f*ckin'. I agreed to purchase 1-hour from the "standby" and the second hour from a "spinner" and the third hour was to be a threesome between the aforementioned ladies and myself. They were smiling, happy, and willing.
Girl #1: We entered the room and she derobed. Sometimes these b*tches attempt to spend time talking and bullsh*tting which eats up your f*cking time as a customer. Homie don't play that! I'll fine a b*tch for that sh*t.
She got buck naked and we started f*cking. Prior to the excavation this broad was confused 'cause she kept asking me for a propina (tip.) I told her that I had a tip for her and it was this d*ck. Now shut-up and take some d*ck was also instructed. She abliged. During the 60-minutes the b*tch kept playing games and wearing upon my nerves. She asked me about employment at my home, but after this performance she'll never get loafed again. She left the room. I left the roomo with d*ck dangling to the floor in search of girl #2. (The girls like to see my meat so I show it to them!)
Girl #2: She's a true pro! I attempted to purchase 60-minutes, but she was trying not to work and suggested 30. I told the b*tch, "Hell Naw! I'm gonna' f*ck that p*ssy right!" And then something strange happened. Some baboso (fool) out-bid me: Some fool offered to pay her three (3) times the price I paid so they could converse. She gave me my money back and took this money instead. I felt rejected, but understood. Besides, I see her everyday anyway. Since this guy was drunk and passed out after paying her, I got some free feels and a handjob from girl #2 while drniking a gaseosa (soft drink.)
Realizing that this day was not going to be a good day at the range for batting practice I told Xdred adios. To the home I returned with more wood than a petrified forest. I shared 5 polovos with my live-in!
100+ D*cks per Month = "A Pure Professional"
100+ d*cks per month? What's the difference between a trabajadora y una desempleada (unemployeed)? The trabajadora (working girl / employed) must service customers. This is retail! Retail sales is a working girl. No customer refused. Walk-in traffic. Before career advancement, the trabajadora earns success by taking 5 d*cks per day. These 5 d*cks were retail, walk-in traffic.
Prostitution is 100% commission-based income. 1099 IRS filing. (There is the possibility that some employers provide a base salary, plus compensation. Read Previous Meat Loaf Posts from 2007.) But for the most part it's commission-based sales where if you do not sell the product- p*ssy- you will not get paid, stay employed, or survive the human life that we all must survive. Food, clothing, shelter, health, and if lucky: Entertainment, vehicles, education, travel, luxury items, and other "perks" to human subsitance.
So after the 5 d*cks are obtained, which could be accomplished within 1-day: Her first day of prostitution can produce 5 d*cks (customers) derived solely from retail, walk-in traffic. Pedestrian traffic. Any location in the world. Anywhere another d*ck exist 'cause she needs are 5 d*cks in the vecinity.
5 d*cks in your respective market is lana (money.)
(USA-pricing per d*ck, dollars:)
Crackhead / Methhead: $10 bj, $20 half-and-half
Streetwalker: $25
Stripper: $60
Escort: $100
* Now multiply that whichever figure you choose times 5. Now times 30 days. Result: Monthly revenue stream.
Crackhead / Methhead: $50; $1,500
Streetwalker: $125; $3,750
Stripper: $300; $9,000
Escort: $500; $15,000
(USA cost of living for 1 girl and 1 child in daycare and 1 child in school better be US $2,000 per month for SURVIVAL. She can't depend or be concerned about child support 'cause food, shelter, clothing, transportation in the USA, and the other expenses don't wait. Everyday is Survival.)
Do you believe these figures? [B]International Sex Guide[/B] threads are over-flowing with admissions, testimonials, declarations, verifications, proof, evidence, etcetera! P*ssy is a money-maker: P*ssy sales! Pick any country and you'll see the customers writing their own sales receipt!
(Nicaraguan-pricing per d*ck, in Cordobas)
Crackhead / Pegadicta (glue sniffer): $20
Streetwalker: $100
Brothel: $150
Stripper: $500
Escort: $500
* Now multiply that whichever figure you choose times 5. Now times 30 days. Result: Monthly revenue stream.
Crackhead / Pegadicta (glue sniffer): $100; $3,000 = US $150 per month
Streetwalker: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Brothel: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Stripper: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Escort: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
(Nicaragua Cost of survival for 1 girl, 2 kids, and the grandma' are US $400 per month! Survival!)
* This is if you are successful and take 5 d*cks per day everyday per month.
Stop! Stop! Clear your mind! Don't get confused by the price! Don't! The quantity is what is important: The five (5) d*cks per day is the key (la clave.) It is the 5 d*cks per day that determine a "Pure Pro."
If you recognize any girl (prostitute male or female for that matter,) any where in the world, and they are able to earn / produce / generate / get to buy / customers / etcetera. Choose your noun! If you are able to generate 5 customers per day you are successful. The arena you market is irrelelvant. A crackhead can't function nor succeed in the escort world, etcetera is the principle.
If she is taking 5 d*cks per day she earn 5 in another market. She can earn 5 in your market. Etcetera. Why not go to a market paying more so you can justify charging more. Hence, US $1,000 to US $2,500 per day for a "Pure Pro" is reality and being earned thanks to 5 d*cks.
Powerful Sh*t! De Acuerdo (agreed.)
There is no shortage of d*cks waiting in line to f*ck a "Pure Pro." They are eager to become a customer of her 5 customers per day!
This game aint no different. It is the 5 d*cks per day that determine a "Pure Pro."
Her 100 D*cks vs. Your 8 Ejaculations
PREMISE: You are married, have a steady girlfriend, or work the bar scene. If married, the wife allows you p*ssy access twice per week; if living with your girlfriend you may be shooting a few extra loads 'cause that's why your "shacking-up;" if working the bar scene you are banging whatever will bang you.
8 ejaculations were month are earned.
The "Pure Pro" is taking 25 d*cks per week to your maximum 2 p*ssies.
The "Pure Pro" views you as another d*ck to meet her daily quota or consumption habit. She fears no d*ck and accepts all challengers. It's her job and she's successful!
To earn her respect you must communicate *****!
Pushing her beyond her sexual limits is required! Making her experience in reality that her sexual limits are your norms gains her attention immediately.
Why? 'Cause most guys that purchase a "Pure Pro" are so intimidated by her professional manner in selling p*ssy that they want the experience. They want what they don't have and it's available now. ¡Compralo YA!
With 100 d*cks plus per month she's seen your lame sh*t before. And the more fear she senses, the more she'll take control of you and your wallet!
Approaching a "Pure Pro" requires confidence in your total package. Or at least you must deliver strength in other areas to compensate for the deficiencies.
As a customer, keep it in your mind! The joy you gain from having the opportunity to enter a "Pure Pro." The same "Hot Chick" you see on the street and were scared to approach is the same "Pure Pro" you purchase. Difference: She views you a customer and not a man! Especially not her man!
Whereas if you had approached her on the street, the p*ssy would still be available, but for FREE! And maybe she'll buy you gifts!
WOW: 96 ejaculations per year verus her 1, 200 d*cks per year. No Competition! She'll win everytime.
You're Dealing with a "Pure Pro!"