15 Jan -and Dubai is open for action
Mongerers, First time posting here in Dubai. Became a batchular for 4 days before my trip out to Dhaka, thought to share my first night home alone.
I decided the use my first night to check out the Snake Pit, a short drive away. I arrived expecting (due to recent news events) the joint to be deserted / quite in more ways than one. Despite the unfortunate death of yet another couple of Sheiks (I am guessing more to come as far a field as Egypt and Oman as they are all of the same age group placed by you know who. – so brace your selves for more flags flying at half masks – not in the trouser division!!)
Anyways this is not the place for airing this type of view point so back to the real issue of my first FR -
The place was heaving! The band was on and disco music to be heard at the taxi rank! No sooner I was united with my beer at 2230, than a lovely Chinese girl (6) came to talk Pitched in at 700aed. I suggested more like 300 for LT at my place, she responded with 500 and I remained at 300. She tried to sell a double act, but taking a fellow mongers (not sure if it was Piper1 or 11Bravo) advice on this board, I declined.
We agreed to think about our positions and they walked away. No great loss, the night was young. Soon I was chatting to another fellow countrywoman who insisted that I open the bidding. Guess what – 300. She wanted 400 and agreed to leave with me for 300. Admittedly she was a (4) but who cares in the dark? She is warm and has a pulse I reasoned!
Now for the gauntlet home! I live on a compound with live in maid – so I sympathise with Steve Dubai and the logistical challenge of getting home unnoticed. Luckily the maid has a room that is outside the main house boundaries, but is close to the garage. Try to explain to a Chinese WG that she needs to duck in her seat as we enter the compound then the garage… hummm.
Anyways managed to get the lady home and into the guest bed room. I was then expecting the automatic undress routine. It did not happen. So thinking that at last I met a woman what actually understands the needs of a man wanting to unwrap his present slooowwlyy.
‘You pay now’ Eh? ‘you pay now’ no dear later…. But then again, I thought this through, why not I reasoned, we are home safe and ready to get on with it, so if she has the cash in the bag then performance may be less distracted. So I wired 300 stright to her bag.
Now back to my present, I start to open it on the bed, and then I am hit with it!
‘no fuck… suck only …. Okay?’ Eh? What Da Fuck… 300 and no fuck what is going on?!
Yep you guest it she is on the red rags... Doh! …. I covered all bases during the initial exchange but forgot to ask about this one. Doh! Now I know why she accepted 300 so easily AND asked for it upfront. Quickly and firmly I ask her to get dressed, demand a FULL refund and run the gauntlet of leaving home… Hoo humm What a night and it is only 2320!
In my negotiations I always use ‘In the morning, I will drop you home’ line. That way I maintain full control of the exit strategy, no need for taxies and kerb side waiting time in front of neighbours. 2330 I am off to town with a bleeding Chinese lady in the passenger seat heading towards the York office. Thought to stop of at the Regis. Busy, Loud, lots of toty, but no WG that I could spot. Perhaps the radar was jammed by the earlier experience.
Arrived at the York – now for some premeditation. Decided allow hotel staff to park the car so there is no risk of the walk of shame! Entered York 50aed to enter – What? This is not turning out to be my night. The place was packed with all sorts. Smokey and noisy, immediately grabbed by two Chinese girls, told them to give me space as I needed to have a look around. Had a coke this time (of the liquid gaseous type – no to drugs and drive) and did a cruse. Wandering whether Piper1 was playing pool. Could not tell as I do not know what he looks like!
Hooked up with another Chinese couple – (5) and (6) talked to (6) and offered 250aed – Hell I had to pay 50 at the door, not my fault! After the usual protracted Aglochinese negotiations, agreed 250 + 50 performance bonus + morning drop off (i.e. no taxi for them to pay) I hear of sieames twins, but not Chinese twins… why o why o why do they always want to offer two girls? Even after the deal was done (6) asked one more time about taking yet another (4) to bed with us.
Downstairs waiting for the car, it was not the walk of shame more like the wait of shame (10min – never again) to get my car back.
Arrived home, usual stuff, duck, open garage, enter home with lights out. Safe! No mention on Money transfer. Slow start, lovely experience, two unloads and one hour later it was time for bed 0400! Up at 0800 for one more round then run the gauntlet 0900 of the home. Here timing is everything as it is daylight. Out heading back you York for the drop off. I was reminded by her that she needs payment – as if I had forgotten, In fact I was searching for a cash machine that was not near the house / flat of any one I know. Gave her the 300, whist she was on the phone. When she hung up, she said ‘thank you’ with a BIG smile. That sort of thing made my morning…. The thank you was really genuine…
So fellow Ms despite there being another official moraning period, the bars atleast are in full swing.
Now for tonight. What will it hold? Not sure, shall I or shall I save my self for Dhaka? Hum, lets see, having to go to IBN BATUTA, may swing by the Snake pit again but avoiding the bleeding chinees this time.
Days 2 and 3 of batchelorhood
Day 2 was too tired to really try anything out
Day 3 Here goes.
On my return from IBN BATUTA I could not resist the car driving it self to the Rattle Snake (sorry not the Snake Pit as mentioned in my previous report, although it does resemble a snake pit down town China Town).
Once inside, greeted by a sea of Chinese faces (to be expected) The ‘no thank you, not tonight dear’ does seem to work. Used a couple of times with the engaging Chinese girls at the door, soon I was left well alone to listen to the band and pick a target at leisure.
Three Kazakhstan girls Tania, Tania and Nadia (8,6,4) joined me near a table. We got talking, they were whining about the yellow sea before them. One of them had a bee in her bonnet and could not stop complaining…Although would have been interested to take one of them out of their misery, decided just to chat. A beer later I left them to it and connected with a super tall dark haired Tajikistani lady – Aieda – I had been making contact for 1 hour before for her to come over, but she would not budge. I took the plunge, said my good byes to the three girls and headed across the room.
Opening 1000 by her for LT, Responded with my customary 300 opening position. 500 by her, tried the move negotiations to 400 + 100 bonus. She would not have it. Used the car trick (see earlier post) but still she insisted on 500. I guess I lost the negotiations to first mover syndrome. If she had come to me may be it would have been different - supply side preasure and all that lark. lHey I guess reading the FRs, 500 is the going rate for CIS, although she had a face more like a Chinese face. Anyway ran the gauntlet home at 0200, Showered, two shots before the morning, drove her home at 1000. Experience… so so.. It my first with a taller woman (and I am 1.82cm. The bed was full, arms and legs everywhere)
So far I have had experience mongering since Nov 2005:
Chinese girl – grade C – been here for a while – looks 6 – cost 500 – hey this was my first time!
Romanian girl – grade D– been here for a while – looks 5 – cost 300 slow night 3am pick up.
Chinese 2 girls at the same time – A+ one girl new to town the other been here for a while – cost 400 for both!
Chinese girl – grade B – see recent FR
Tajikistan girl – grade C – this FR.
All in all, IMHO if you are looking for more bang for buck (not taking looks into account) you are better off with Chinese, (very sad to say that, as I am worried about the greater economy being invaded by them…. They are doing it in all industries, from Bras, to Jeans, From Electronics to Hooky DVDs, Soon they will rule the world).
Although the Chinese may be more mechanical, they do genuinely try to please, and the after cum service is faultless… they even take care of the filled bag and tidy up all the tissue paper as they go along. With the European / CIS girls, you are left to do it on your own – or at least I have been left to my own devises.
Again, as someone else said, each to his own…. But after two experiences with non Chinese I think it is not worth it. After all, if the place is tight, warm wet and willing and she has good attitude, then I would be happy with a 6, no need to go for the 9.
Any chance I could try that Moroccan Piper?…. Are we meeting tonight? Trip postponed for a week due to general strike.