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Was in PV from June 18 to 25. Things were lively enough near town but got dead in a hurry away from the tourist center. I dunno if it's the recession or just the normal patterns but we saw a lot of empty looking hotels and restaurants. Went to Quero's - it was slow but there was some good talent, enjoyed the show. Had a dance and drinks with an exquisite seniorita who's name I forget but she was classy and beautiful and sweet and oh so friendly. What a delightful cultural shock for a lilly white gringo who's used to being treated like a disease by arrogant American women. No wonder the Caucatian race is dying out.
On other nights I explored Chica's (across the street from Quero's) and Junior's which I'd read good things about but things were so slow at these places there wasn't even a show. Maybe Junior's rocks at times but when I was there there was only one other customer and about six bouncer goons standing in formation around the perimeter of the joint with nothing to do except glare at me. Very uncomfortable. I felt like I'd been arrested so I didn't stay but ten minutes. Junior's if you're reading this how can you not know you're driving people away? Saw a few beauties sitting around but was uncomfortable in that prison camp environment and there was no show. And this was a Friday night.
Went to the local Boy's town. Very very sleezy. Don't even waste your time unless you speak Spanish. The few girls that looked good had no English and they all seemed uninterested. If fact they all looked to be dispirited and apathetic. There's four houses and they all have a stage and music as if there would be a show but there was no show at any of them. All had lousy atmosphere - music so loud you can't talk and lights so dim you can't see the girls or even count out change for a beer. Won't never ever go there again.
But it wasn't all bad. Returned to Quero's. Again it was dead slow. There was dancing on stage only occationally and I was getting bored. Had a drink with a beautiful chica but she wanted over $600 US for a trip to the room. No way. Then I was approached by a lovely Mexican girl who called herself Laura. She's quite nice, maybe and 8 to look at but she gets a 10 for attitude and friendliness and has a dazzling smile. She came back to the room with me and it was great. Soaped each other up in the shower, smoked a little weed to get in the mood and got lubed up for a some massage action. I had planned to use a raincoat for oral but got carried away and went BB. Hope I didn't catch a bug but it sure was fabulous. Laura acted like she meant it. She did stuff I love like eating my nuts which American girls never do. I paid 2500 pesos (about $260 US) to Quero's for Laura. Yes, one can beat the price I was in the mood and the time was right and Laura was quality. Was told that the club gets $1000 pesos and the talent gets the rest. Next time I'll try to arrange it without the club.
If you're into girl watching go downtown around sundown. Babes like you can't believe. Armies of them - both tourists and locals but lots and lots of American college babes. They dress to kill and obviously want to fuck their brains out. I'm sure lots of guys get lucky in the discos. I never had a talent for that -sob- but if you do you'll be a happy man in Puerto Vallarta.
It's a damn shame how all the posts have dried up ever since the new, strict policy on registering came into play.
Anybody know a good place for PV info that has more frequent posts than once a quarter? You know, like it was here about a year ago?
I've posted several times in the past here but I see everyone stopped posting about the same time I did. I'll be headed back down to PV in a couple of months and I'd really like to find out the latest info. Thanks!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by iguana
[i]Went to the local Boy's town. Very very sleezy. Don't even waste your time unless you speak Spanish. The few girls that looked good had no English and they all seemed uninterested. If fact they all looked to be dispirited and apathetic. There's four houses and they all have a stage and music as if there would be a show but there was no show at any of them. All had lousy atmosphere - music so loud you can't talk and lights so dim you can't see the girls or even count out change for a beer. Won't never ever go there again.
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I'm going October 19, and I'll tell you this. After this past May Mexico is history, and I'm hitting Thailand the following month. A few years ago, you could get cheap pussy here, but they think Americanos are stupid. And that we'll pay $60.00 for half hour. Well they are wrong. I know what clubs you're talking about.
Cadillac
Extravaganza(formerly Hawaii Club)
Mi Tren
Las Alansas
I'll post my May story after I get back from this trip in October. I had a fun time, but I don't like bar owners thinking they can charge me $200.00 for 2 hours with girl in my hotel. Heck I can get 4 nights LT in Thailand for that price.
Just got back from PV. There were three of us and ended up going different directions several times so we had some different experiences.
We did not try any outcall so I have nothing to say about that.
All prices in US dollar and I am not much of a haggler so you may be able to do better. I also do not speak much Spanish. Drink prices were $3 for water for me and $14 for the girls, I very seldom buy a drink for a girl.
Juniors and Candy’s are the same owner and some of the same girls. Candy’s is up by the marina and is fairly new therefor nicer. The night I went to Juniors I arrived about 1 Am and new girls were showing up from Candies (they rotate depending on how the night is going). The girls will not come and talk to you unless you signal to them or ask the manager to have them come over, I think this is a rule. They will seat you where you want to be seated but don't expect to just walk in and sit down.
Juniors was $175 for an hour and the room upstairs (the room was clean with open air venting). I tipped the guy I was dealing with $20. I chose a slender young girl with un-natural breasts that were very well proportioned. She would be a 9 in most men’s books. She was the hottest in the crowd (about 12 girls), a couple were just below her but most would be in the 5-7 range.
Candy’s wanted $175 for a half-hour and $225 for and hour. They do not have any on site rooms so you have to take them back to your room (which was not an option for me) or take them to Motel Los Angeles. The motel is $30 and the cab to and from another $10. I did recognize some girls in here that were in Juniors but the quality over all was much higher. The 9 I had at Juniors was there and I thought there was one better looking than her (sexier actually) and two right with her. This was too pricey so I moved on.
Hysteria is up by the north hotel district about four blocks off HWY 200. As soon as I walked in the door a girl in her late 20's jumped on me (about a 7), I must have looked like a gringo sucker. Again you were seated and asked if I wanted a drink and if I wanted to buy the girl a drink. There were several other girls in there but I can't tell you much about them because the girl that jumped me knew exactly which buttons to push, pull and twist. I was out of there with her in about 15 minutes. Prices $175 for two hours, no facilities on site so you must take them to your hotel or Motel Los Angeles. I chose the motel for $30 an paid another $6 for the cab ride. Have exact or close to exact change for the guy at the motel, He will claim not to have the correct change and try to get what he can out of you if the girl lets him and this one was. She asked for a tip at the end of the two hours, she was worth it so I gave her another $20.
Bay Watch girls is the same owner as Hysteria but is trying a higher scale version. Don't bother, I was there almost 15 min and not even a waiter came over. There was no one dancing and where the girls were sitting you could not see them where they sat me.
Q'roes has been around for awhile and looks to be around for another year. The pricing and run down is the same as Hysteria but the girl is $200 for two hours and the cab fare is a little more because it is further away from the motel. There were several girls in here that ranged from 6-8 and there were about four above that. I hooked up with a sexy Colombian (there were two there) that was definitely in the above that category. Unlike the Hysteria girl she would not let the motel guy try the change scheme and did not ask for a tip even though she disserved it. The manager was very friendly and spoke good English.
My buddies used Hotel Alamo several times and brought the girls back to our hotel, this is why I could not bring mine back there. The going price seems to be $80 but the over head and headache they experienced we figured averaged about $150 per girl. They actually had a taxi driver causing a seen asking for $50 to bring them to the hotel, they paid it to get him to shut up. Always agree on a taxi price before getting in the taxi when in Mexico. Then they had to register them at the security office of the hotel. They always ended up tipping the girls about $50 each and a couple times weren’t sure of their age. My understanding of how Hotel Alamo works is you go there and tell the madam what you are looking for. She then calls the girls and they show up about 5-15 min later. If you don't like them the process starts over again and again until your satisfied. To much BS for me, I'll pay a little more and not have the headaches.
For those of you looking for the free stuff, it’s there. For a couple nights I talked to a shot girl at one of the bars and then set up a date on her day off. Most will go out with you if you’re a descent person and treat them like a human. We met and had a good conversation over dinner, I love hearing about other cultures and their views of the world. We then went and listened to some Mexican rock, did some dancing and then on to her place. The last night there while waiting for my buddies getting ready for dinner I went to the hotel bar and picked up a hot older lady (41). I dumped my buddies (they understood) and took her to dinner, again another great conversation. We then went walking and window shopping, this lady was so hot a taxi driver ran into another while they were both watching her walk down the street. Later we went dancing and then to her hotel.
My nights were all packed along with my days. This is a great area to visit with a lot to do. We fished, went diving and tried the canopy tour. The locals are good people and enjoy your presence so be kind back and you will have a great time.
It’s long but hopefully useful.
The beachfront in PV suffered damage in a hurricane this fall, but reports say they have recovered and rebuilt quickly. I'll be there in March.
I'm the cheapest of the cheapskates, so I'll be reporting on the compound in Zona Rosa. That's the one on the dusty road that turns off the main highway by the bullfight ring. There are 3 or 4 loud open-air bars, Spanish helps a lot, the clientele are working class, it doesn't get going until 11 PM, and it is dirty and not for most Americans. I'm curious if this is the place "eltib" below is calling the local Boy's town.
Anyway, last year the girls averaged about a 5, with an occasional 7. There might be 5 to 10 girls available in each bar. For the first time in many years there, a girl gave me bad attitude. Usually they are nice, and you don't have to buy them a drink, though it's a good way to greet and practice your Spanish first. The "rooms" are right next to the bar, with very basic shower and bed, and the music, uh, floats right into the room. Usually this is where the girl lives full time. Prices have been inching up from $30US, and I expect $40US to be the minimum this year. Bring a condom and a sense of adventure. The cab ride shouldn't be more than $5US from town.
Now if anybody is interested in REALLY CHEAP, post a reply and I'll direct you to the pleasant heavyset mamas behind Av. Constitución.
Yes, that's the place I'm talking about. But the price is closer to $60 for a half hour at best at Extravaganza. You may have visited Las Alansas. It's across the street from Extravaganza and El Cadillac. Don't tell me about the hurricane. I was there when it hit. I'm not to impressed being charged like I'm in Vegas for a 3rd world city. Word I've read that local officials are cracking down on ISPs that have access to porno sites, for it promotes prostitution. So what's next? They'll probably close the sex trade there next. Anyway I've been to Pattaya Thailand now, and I'll probably never visit deep inside Mexico again, other than maybe Ensenada on a weekend excursion.
This is my first post. I am headed to PV Jan 4 to 11. Which of the places people have talked about it the best strip joint? One to see pretty women naked and have a great lap dance? Not as interested in the back room action (wives will be with us) Second, heard of anyplace where you could pay to watch a couple (man/women) have sex? Maybe join in or just watch them fuck? Thanks!
I noticed there was little recent information about this great place, and so I thought I would contribute a short report.
Of note, Puerto Vallarta is not the place to go for a bargain. Prices are only slightly lower than in the US for comparable service. HOWEVER, the quality of girl and service are extrodinary, and there really is very little "attitude" even with very attractive ladies. Save up your money. Also, be very careful about using a credit card in the establishments. They will often inflate the amount they quoted you as a "convenience" charge, up to $100 USD! Carry enough cash to get the job done! Also, I would suggest converting your cash into pesos before visiting these places. They will rip you off with the exchange rate (on the other hand, not usually more than a dollar or two, so not really a big deal -- cab drivers, on the other hand, CANNOT figure out the exchange and usually will end up overcharging you by 10 bucks or more, so have some pesos for them!!).
Acting on previous advice, Juniors was the first place I hit. Very accessable from Sheraton or Camino Real, only 30-50 pesos for the ride (5 USD). All prices in USD from now on...
Juniors: $10 cover, free tequila shot before you enter. Very clean place, lots of staff. Girls sitting everywhere. I would suggest a table or booth at the back so you can look over everything. Often, a girl will come up an sit with you. If you like her, cool. If not, tell her you would like to be by yourself for a now, or you can say "Mejor Despoes (sp?)" (May-hor des-poo-EHS) which means "later would be better". Pay attention to the names of the girls on the dance floor so you can find one you like. The waiters all speak perfect english and will help you with a name if you ask. For a small tip ($2-3) they will be VERY efficient at finding the girl you ask for. The girls will sit with you and talk, and they will often want to order a drink. The drink charge is $13, a bit steep, but it is for their time and that is how they get paid (they get a bracelet for each drink). If you can, order a pitcher, its cheaper. The manager will come over and ask if you want some private time with the girl. Most of the girls (99%) will be available for sex in an upstairs room for about $100 an hour. Tip the manager too. The girl also will expect a tip (I tipped 40 and they always seemed happy with that). You can negotiate shorter times also (15 minutes even). Also, lap dances are available for about $10 for 10 minutes. You can touch anywhere you want, it is private, and often the girl will do extra for more money ($40 hand, $60 oral). One I met would not allow sex but rocked my world with 2 lap dances!!
The girls range from 5-9. They are young, most speak some english. They are willing and have a good attitude. They enjoy oral from you!!! I guess they don't get that too often. Kissing is also allowed by most.
I took one girl to my hotel the second night, for the entire night (1 am on) The charge from Juniors was $600 (for about 6 hours). The girl and I went to a bar, dancing, for a long walk on the beach, and spent 3 hours in bed doing everything imaginable. It was well with the price. Her name was Liliana, and she was at least a 9!
Chica's Girls:
Much like Juniors, $10 cover, Waiters not as cool, girls less attractive. Very nice back room, though, no problem getting what you want. Did not go beyond lap dance there, though because selection was poor.
Q*eros:
Good location, easy to find, very clean. Girls are nice looking but still not as good as Juniors. Less accomidating in finding you the girl you request, always trying to substitute someone else (I HATE THAT!!) However, very willing to find you girls ahead of time (I emailed) and 2 girl shows are very easy to find. Two ladies came with me to my hotel for 2 hours and were very fun!!
I recommend Juniors for anyone in Puerto Vallarta. That's really all you need. The other places are not quite the same (kind of like Hertz...not exactly).
$600!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are NUTS.
Advice to any sane mongers out there:
1). If you see a girl in Junior's you like, get her cell phone # and call her later.
2). Or, go to Junior's and work up an appetite, then go to the Malecón and sit on a bench looking lonely. The rest will take care of itself. About $60 would be ballpark.
3). Or, ask your friendly local cabbie. $50-$80 for her and $20 for the cabbie is PLENTY.
4). Or be a Dickhead and fuck one of the maids or laundry girls at your hotel. Do NOT approach them. Deal through your friendly bellhop. $50 + $20 for the bellhop is PLENTY.
Again, the minimum wage in Méjico is less than $5 per DAY so use some common sense and don't mess the country up for everybody. I will be there for the whole month of June and I don't need this type of senseless inflation. Have some drinks and some music in your room. Offer to feed the chica. She will hang around for round two for no extra charge or possibly a propinita, IF you are a nice guy, clean, and play your cards right.
dickhead,
even though you are a commie bastard, i totally agree with you on this point.
i've been to pv three times and have never and i mean never paid more than $50 for sex with a hot senorita. i may be a capitalist pig but i understand the value of a dollar.
i got laid at los lobos bar near oldtown a few times. a three song private lap dance in a black curtain enclosed booth at that time cost $33 us. this was of course dec 2000 the last time i was there. anyway the most memorable experience was with a 22y/o chica that had natural d-cups, milky white skin and a great attitude to boot. she reminded me of a young delta burke before she ate herself out of a hollywood career. this gal enthusiastically rode the beejeezes out of me and pratically sucked my tounge out of my mouth. i tipped her $15 extra on top of the standard $33 plus bought her one drink $7 so okay $55 but damn! it's a fine way to start a vacation!
you mentioned never asking the maids or laundry gals directly for sex for $$$ ??? i was almost ballsy enough to do it once to a very cute latina ( i know just enough espanol to get me in trouble.) maid but did not want to get knifed by a potentially upset boyfreind/bellman. is it just protocal and the bellman will know what gals are willing to fuck? do you tell him which one peeked your interest or do you allow him to select a gal? please elaborate
the other excellent spot to get laid was at massage lucy in oldtown. i got an awesome one hour massage for $35 by a early 30's gorgeous girl next door type (i hate excesive make-up.) when it was nearing the end of the massage she seductivly asked me if i would like that problem that has arisen to be taken care of for only $30 more!! hello, why is anyone paying $600 dollars for sex in pv!!??
[quote]originally posted by allen eire
[i]dickhead,
you mentioned never asking the maids or laundry gals directly for sex for $$$ ??? i was almost ballsy enough to do it once to a very cute latina ( i know just enough espanol to get me in trouble.) maid but did not want to get knifed by a potentially upset boyfreind/bellman. is it just protocal and the bellman will know what gals are willing to fuck? do you tell him which one peeked your interest or do you allow him to select a gal? please elaborate
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i do not think it is advisable to randomly approach any type of girl in mexico and my spanish is pretty good. it works in buenos aires but as you say could get you knifed in mexico, or at the very least thrown out of your hotel. and i didn't have any girl in mind. another guy there told me that some of the maids and laundry girls were in play and he told me the right bellhop to see.
ps: i am not really a commie, just more of a socialist or collectivist who believes in progressive taxation and limits on excessive wealth accumulation. i am ok with the concept of private property. i believe the true measure of any society is how it treats its weakest citizens. i just threw in the commie stuff to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off nibu.
Dick Head,
Point taken on both subjects. I am not sure if you know where this is but I have always stayed at the Playa Los Arcos Hotel. It's a bit older but clean, next to the beach and in the middle of all the action in oldtown.
I always got the feeling that extra service could be had there but since my wife was with me I did not want to be to risky especially with Massage Lucy or Los Lobos a few blocks away. What part of town do you normaly stay in? Your going in June enjoy that excessive humidity. Last but not least have you ever propositioned a maid in the USA?
I was in Puerto Vallarta Jan1 and stayed at the Rosita Hotel directly on the beach downtown. It was cheap ($40) but a major mistake. The noise level along the main drag at night (8pm til 2 am) is unbearable. Plus way too many Gringos and Canadians. Malls/stores. A Hooters. Restaurant prices at US levels. Thanks but no thanks. Plus it was a little hot and very humid - in Jan. Definitely stay somewhere a few blocks from the downtown beach unless cruising the strip in a car is your thing. Definitely was not my cup of tea and I went back to Guadalajara after 3 days. Then again I'm not a beach person. But different strokes . . .
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Allen Eire
[i]Dick Head,
Point taken on both subjects. I am not sure if you know where this is but I have always stayed at the Playa Los Arcos Hotel. It's a bit older but clean, next to the beach and in the middle of all the action in oldtown.
I always got the feeling that extra service could be had there but since my wife was with me I did not want to be to risky especially with Massage Lucy or Los Lobos a few blocks away. What part of town do you normaly stay in? Your going in June enjoy that excessive humidity. Last but not least have you ever propositioned a maid in the USA? [/i][/QUOTE]
I do know the Playa Los Arcos. I normally go down for two weeks and spend one at Villa del Palmar, where I have a time share (that is the place my post referred to), then another week at Posada de Roger on the "other" side of the bridge. This time I have some extra weeks saved up so I will spend all three at Villa del Palmar. The other week I will actually be in Guadalajara.
I have banged maids in the US a couple of times but it has been a long time since I don´t take domestic vacations any more (seen pretty much the whole US except Alaska and Hawaii).
That's funny because I've been almost everywhere in Hawaii and traveled to Alaska twice but only about 25% of the lower 48.
I'm going on a biz trip to Los Angeles at the end of this month.
My hotel is more along the lines of a 3 star, not super fancy but not Motel 6. How did you go about shaging a maid at a US hotel? Did you use the bellman routine?
We were considering buying a time share but we always stay at Playa Los Arcos because we get such an incredible rate (50% off) due a certain affiliation. Check and see if Massge Lucy is still in biz. It's 6-8 blocks east of Playa Muertos in oldtown. Enjoy your vacay!
BTW I wonder if you remember that we got into a little spat about "In GOD We Trust" a few months ago.
Cheers!
The maids I went after were in motels so no bellhop. The one that was recent enough to remember was in Portland, OR in a Motel 6. I was there for five or six days and I saw her almost every day and one day she cleaned my room last so I asked if she wanted to go for a beer and that was it.
BTW, I bought my time share when the Dow was at 11,000 and the NASDAQ at 5000 and it was the worst decision I´ve ever made. If you want to buy one I will make you a deal.
And I may not be a communist but I damn sure am an atheist, thank god.
A brief post to comment on some stuff I've just read here:
1) Playa Los Arcos is a good choice for a relatively inexpensive hotel in PV. I paid something like $60 a night for a room overlooking the pool and with a nice view of the water. Not ritz but comfortable.
2) Los Lobos was closed down the last time I was there (Nov. 2002).
3) Indeed $600 is [b]NUTS[/b] to pay for any Mexican girl. Also lots of vacationing pussy to be had for free.
4) I don't care for PV much. IMHO there's really no reason to go to PV on holiday, be it a mongering holiday or a straight one. It's a run-down version of Clearwater Beach, Florida, but costing almost the same price.
5) The women in this town (professional and amateur) aren't very appealing, but perhaps it's my lower opinion on the beauty of mestizo women compared to other posters.
6) The Mexican food is better north of the border.
7) The tequila here is definitely better than in the U.S. A cool bar where I spent a brain-cell-killing afternoon was the Tequila School or House of Tequila or something like that. I did a tasting menu of pretty much every tequila they had in stock. Then went back to Playa Los Arcos, puked my guts up like I used to when I was in college, and promptly went to sleep for the rest of the night (lost mongering opportunity, boo hoo).
8) Even in November, there was very little visible damage from the hurricane that hit earlier in the autumn, save for some very un-Mexican-like (i.e. efficient and quick) rebuilding efforts down on the waterfront. I'll wager those repairs are finished by now. So don't worry about that.
-Uncle Otto
So sad to hear Los Lobos closed down. The uncle of my former next door neighbor in San Jose, CA was the owner of that establishment. I happened to be talking to him one day and asked him to pick up my mail. He of course was where you going? PV, really! My espousa is from there and my uncle owns a bar there. Hope he did not meet his wife at Lobos which I doubt because they are an educated well to do couple. Anyway I take his uncle a letter and pictures of their new baby. Damn, his uncle rolled out the red carpet for me. I don't know about you Otto but I have always had a great time there. Now Mazatlan that place sucks! PV is not the best place in the world but the airfare was free so I can't complain.
Dick Head,
I'll have to pass on the timeshare offer. I don't plan to go to PV anytime soon maybe in 2 or 3 years.
If you get the chance see if Lucy Masage is still in biz. I actualy went there in 2000 because of an older (1998) positive WSG report.
There are more police patrols in PV this year. Someone said it's because of the economy, so some bad elements have come north from Acapulco. But don't worry, it's safe, and indeed some "good" elements (SWs in El Centro) are more evident than ever before. A summary of my pursuits for low-cost action:
Friday - went looking for it up the hill from old town, and immediately found a 7 on Naranjo Street near the corner of Lazaro Cardenas Street. Wanted $30 (US), bargained her down to $20 including room, which was two doors away. This being a neighborhood of fat mamas, I was surprised at the ease of finding a slender pleasant companion.
Tuesday - went back to the same street, found a 6, held firm at $20 offer, mission accomplished. This street/area is not crawling with SWs, but at night you often find one or two standing under a tree.
Thursday - Encountered a young-looking 7 near Colombia & Honduras streets (north of old town). We negotiated down to my $20, much to her disappointment. We got a hotel room on Colombia. Her performance was perfunctory. You get what you pay for.
Wednesday - Up the hill on Jacarandas Street, near Pulpito Street(behind Old Town) met a young-looking girl, pleasantly slim but built, about a 7. We went to a hotel on Naranjo street, paid $10 for the room. Inside the room she asked for $60. I said $20. After threatened to leave she reluctantly agreed. She then said she had to shower, asked for the money, which I gave her (oops). She then said she would only give a BJ for the $20. I said no because she had agreed to full service. Argument ensued, I tried to grab money from her hand, she stuffed it in mouth and swallowed. I grabbed her cigarettes room key & bag and took it to the front desk where I warned the staff about ever letting her in there again. After a mini-argument with the girl at the front desk, the staff were most gracious, and refunded my $10. The girl left without getting her shower, but with my $20 in her stomach.
Figuring I'd better go for a place which sponsors low-cost action rather than risk another pickup, I took a $5 cab ride to "La Zona" out near the bull ring. This place was really deserted at 11 PM. On the left one bar, across the street another, and to the right a "lap dance" place. 15 girls max in the compound, mostly 3-4s. This place used to be dirty and lively, now it's dirty and deserted. Asking price from a 7, $60 (uh, this is the 3rd world?). Asking price from a 5, $40. After walking away three times I got her down to $30 and got full service in the back room, complete with cockroaches and loud music. Girl was most pleasant though.
Bargain hunters, there is life beyond Junior´s...
Duke . . .
She ATE the $20?? I'm surprised you didn't tie her up in your room and feed her X-Lax . . .
Otto . . .
Agree with your ideas about PV. Unless you are a real beach nut, I would look elsewhere. But the tequila is NOT better there. Or really any cheaper. Demand exceeds supply and the best is either exported to the US or sold at equally high prices.
duke,
You really know how to bargain the ho's down but I would have been somewhere in the middle. I'd want value but clearly let her know I want a GFE for the $10-15 extra. This would be more difficult for someone like me since I am not to proficient with spanish. I would never even If I won the lotto pay Juniors type $$$. At the very least I would get a one hour relaxing massage for $25-30 and score some pussy for the grand finale as oposed to the rip off strip clubs.
Recently returned from PV. Most of the hurricane damage has been cleaned up. Seemed to be alot more Policia around though. Skipped Qeros and Chicas, too rich for my blood. Did got to the Alamo, up by the airport. Women range from 5-7 with decent bodies. 50.00 for an hour, no charge for the room. It was no holds barred for the entire hour. Visited all the counties :)
Next day picked up a SW over by the quale bridge, 18 year old. 30.00, 10.00 for the hotel. She must have been new, seemed real nervous. Good time though.
My last day, I was just looking for a relaxing massage, as you come into Vallarta from the south, just after the road splits into a one-way is a little massage place on the corner. I got GREAT one hour massage and an even greater BBBJTC for a finish, all for 20.00 (tipped extra 10.00 for the finish)
Gotta love PV, cant wait until next year.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dickhead
[i]The maids I went after were in motels so no bellhop. The one that was recent enough to remember was in Portland, OR in a Motel 6. I was there for five or six days and I saw her almost every day and one day she cleaned my room last so I asked if she wanted to go for a beer and that was it.
BTW, I bought my time share when the Dow was at 11,000 and the NASDAQ at 5000 and it was the worst decision I´ve ever made. If you want to buy one I will make you a deal.
And I may not be a communist but I damn sure am an atheist, thank god. [/i][/QUOTE]
Dickhead,
I owned 2 timeshares in Puerto Vallarta. I couldn't get the price I wanted, so I finally donated them to charity. I got 14 years use outta them plus a $1500 refund for this prior year and next tax year too. Paid a total of $15K for 2 weeks. I think $3K is not a bad return(Considering I used them for 14 years). Anyway, if you can't get arid of them try donating them to the Christopher foundation. Here is the link.
[url]http://www.thechristopherfoundation.org/donating_timeshares.html[/url]
Gents or Dickhead in particular,
A change of events has occurred and I'll be coming to PV May 9th thru 12th. My better half and another couple that we are going with want to stay at El Presidente or Mizmaloya de La Jolla...this is going to suck because I'm used to staying at the beach in old town thus allowing me to roam a bit a night, get out of the room to smoke a cigar ie get a massage.
Would any of you gents recommend a hotel that is upscale but closer to old town that has a nice swiming beach?
I have not been to PV for 2 1/2 years does anyone know if Massage Lucy in old town is still in biz? Can anyone recommend an actual massage place by name that offers extras?
Update: Wifey wants to stay upscale because the beauty of the beaches south of old town and the security. Meaning The Miz has security that keeps the beach vendors to a minimum or non existent. So what's a monger to do? I definatley want to enjoy the beach & drinks but a massage with a bbbj to finish would be great or just a bj from a female member of the hotel staff. I have been south of town a few times to the remote beaches but never actually stayed down there. Help!
Allen, I can't help you with upscale hotels as I am a low-rent kinda guy. But what do beach vendors have to do with security? 99% of them go away after you say "no, gracias" one time.
Hundreds of years ago when I was married I used to always let my wife pick the hotels. I don't really give a shit and that way if (well, WHEN) she complains you can just say, "Hey, you chose it."
You might want to look in the travel section of dub dub dub flyertalk dot com. Those people are all pretty yupscale and they are experienced travelers. There's trip reports and such in there.
Dickhead,
Let me clarify, by security I meant hotel security keeps the vendors from asaulting you every 5 minutes. Now lets be real a beach vendor may solicit you only once but 50 of his cousins are hot on his heels for your business. If it were just me I'd stay at the Los Arcos in oldtown because everything I want is right there. I think perhaps I will not be able to mix in a special massage this trip, oh well I'll just enjoy the atmosphere, freinds and ocean.
If I am able to sneak away to downtown/oldtown can you or anyone else reading recommend a massage establishment? I am not sure if my old stand by is still in biz.
Thanks
AE
Allen...
I was in PV in Early March, and I believe Lucy's was still in bizness. At least I saw signs for her place and an ad in the yellow pages. Was not able to taste the local flavor as my wife had herself surgically implanted on my hip. Oh Well...
As for getting downtown without the S.O. perhaps you should tell her you want to go into town to watch some sporting event at one of the "sports bars." No Name Cafe has a bunch of TV's, just pick out a game she won't wanna watch. During mid-May the NBA playoffs should be about to the conference finals, go watch the game, grab a quick BJ, and stop by one of the many Sergio Bustamante jewelry shops for a special present. If she gets nosy, just tell her you wanted to surprise her, and this was the only way you go shopping without her.
Damn! I shoulda thought of that a month ago. And its all yours for free!
Good Luck, and let us know how it goes...
Ralphieboy
I will be in PV from June 11th on. I like to dive, and the guy I dive with is across the street from the bull ring. That said, where are a few good spots for a nice quickie after a day of diving nearby, or a good massage with a BJ finish?
RalphieBoy,
Thanks for the update! Good advice this is one of the few times I am glad the wife is not a sports fan. She does, however, know that I am not a big NBA fan but of course I might realy want to catch that A's vs Yanks game...Go A's!! Cool I'll try to check it out. My only other problem is that we are going to have another couple with us. The wifeys will let us go drink in town one night because they know my buddy is not a big drinker so we could not posibly get into too much trouble lol.
I will try to escape for a relaxing massage since the hotel massage will be to much of a rip off, ya that's the ticket! Hellooo Looocee (Think Ricky Ricardo) here I cum!
Evening Gentlemen,
I will be in PV, for the first time late June and over the fourth of July Weekend. And I would appreciate any info on nice hotels that are "Guest" Friendly.
Also, some info on the best beach area would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks all
AcaHeat
I'm going to PV soon. Can you give me more info on where to find Lucy's or other massage places that give bbbjtc?
I once was on my way to meet an American girl I met on the beach for drinks & I was waiting for a taxi on Conchas Chinas & a taxi came by that had a nice looking chica in the front seat. I got in the back & the driver was a male so I didn't think she was a SW but I was kind of hoping. There were no words mentioned & they dropped me off at the girls hotel & as I shut the door the chica gave me a sexy look so I just stood by the hotel & was smoking the cigarette & she kept looking at me & then she waived & I waived back & so I went over to the taxi & then the driver started to ask me if I "wanted her". I said yes & got back in the taxi & he dropped me & the chica off at my friend's condo & I took her into the excercise room & got bbbj & covered fs in the mirrors & even gave her a facial which she tried to take but got really sour if you know what i mean. she had a great body & i had negotiated $100 for 2 pops but then i just wanted to leave after my 1st pop cuz i then wanted the american girl who was black that i met that day. I know I overpaid her but I guess it caught me by surprise since I hadn't seen any SW activity at all in PV. Hope you like this story.
SMALLWORLD
AcapulcoHeat; I had good luck with the Marriott. They never seem to bother you in any Mexican city.
Well I was in PV last week staying at the outpost know as the Hotel Mizmaloya. Pretty enjoyable hotel/resort could not check out any local action due to the wife. I did notice that there is a little village next to the hotel and did see girls by the side of the road when I went for a walk around the grounds. The hotel property is fenced in with only one entrance/exit and is manned 24/7. One could probably get a chica in via cab at night if she was with you. Anyway moving right along....
I was able to break away and obtain a massage at LUCY on a Monday evening at 6:00pm. When I arrived a tall decent looking Mex gal with long black hair named Mony greeted me. She spoke very little english and escorted me to my room. I noticed we were the only ones there and she was wearing jeans (Usually always a bad sign.) I showered and made sure there was no towel covering my butt to begin the massage. She proceeded to give a firm excellent masssage but no extras whatsoever at the end, bummer. Cost 350 pesos and tipped her $10 US which she seemed not to pleased with. It would have been more had she at least given me a HJ. Her loss! Don't know when I'll be down next but will scout out other MPs.
Thanks Slash for answering me. But I have been travelling to many parts of Mex for many years, and International Hotel Chains like the Marriott are not guest friendly.. (In my experience)..
I would like some info on a nice hotel close to the beach. Guest friendly, Clean rooms, great prices, etc....
Also, any info on places that a monger can go (quintas, bars, etc) would be greatly appreciated!!!
Enjoy Gentleman!!
Regards
AcaHeat
Hay una persona que puede darme informacion desde Puerto Vallarta??? Espero que si.. Y muchas gracias! Chao a Todos!!!
AcaHeat
AcapulcoHeat; I have stayed at the Marriott in Puerto Vallarta and had no troubles with bringing home locals. In fact, a few of the workers went to the clubs with me one night. The hotel is on the beach and very friendly. I also stayed at the Sheraton. They were also very guest friendly and on the beach. However, I don't think that hotel is in business any more.
Okay, here is my report from my recent visit to P.V. First, me and my buddy, on the advice from this board, went to the cheap red-light district where Mi Tren and Cadillac are located. As our taxi drew near, my buddy begged me to cancel our mission and turn around because the taxi driver kept sternly warning us that we were entering a very dangerous area. But, I insisted we go because I had to see this place for myself, especially since it was going to be the cheapest place where we could find girls. As we pulled up, the place was very seedy looking. .I'd been to Tijuana before several times, so I'm not a stranger to seedy Mexican neighborhoods. Anyways, we walked into the bars, and it was HORRIBLE! I didn't see even one good looking girl there. There was a fat girl dancing on the stage and, well, I took one quick look around the place and told my buddy, "Let's go." We briefly looked at Mi Tren and Cadillac, and both were the same, AWFULL! Okay, then we went to Junior's. Very classy and nice atmosphere, but I'm very picky and I didn't really like the girls there, not to mention it's a long taxi ride to get there, located in the middle of nowhere.
Next, then, we went to HYSTERIA on the recommendation of our taxi driver. Let me tell you, this place was AWESOME! I couldn't tell you where it was, but just ask any taxi driver. It's about a 5 minute drive from Queros if that helps any. Okay, so back to Hysteria. The girls where abolutely amazing and I enjoyed just sitting there watching them dance. Unfortunately the prices are a little high. In US dollars, it cost $10 bucks to get in the door, $15 bucks to sit with a girl for 15 minutes. $30 bucks for a lap dance. And $175 bucks to take a girl to your hotel for 2 hours. I couldn't afford it, but my friend whipped out his credit card and he took one girl back to our hotel room. She was very pretty and very sweet.....probably 19 or 20 years old. Anyways, she slept the night at our hotel and my friend paid her taxi home in the morning (plus a $20 dollar tip for the girl). He was extremely happy with her performance since he had sex with her both extensively in the evening and again in the morning. So, Yes it was very expensive, but there was really no alternative since the cheaper "Red Light" district was so nasty. Hysteria was top dollar, but also top quality.
I would highly recommend that you at least have a drink at HYSTERIA just to see how Hot the Mexican girls are.
I was in PV from June 11th-18th. I went out late on Friday to BayWatch Girls. No cover, nice looking women, and a great private lapdance for $30. Sunday Night I went to Hysteria, I agree with Darkside, $10 entrance, and the other prices seemed the same. Over all, I liked Baywatch cause it didn't have a cover, and it was 5 minutes from my hotel. I didn't bring enough cash to splurge on a two hour visit, but next visit I will make a point to bring extra cash.
Was in PV three weeks. Only mongered twice due to a tight budget and cheaper mongering in Guadalajara, plus I fucked a tourist for a couple of days. One night I drank nine beers and four shots of tequila and was walking over the bridge to clear my head and save 10 pesos on the taxi. I ran across a cabbie I had met on my previous visit. I even remembered his name which surprised him. We discussed his wife and family and how was work going and then he asked me about pussy and I said I was too fucked up right now but would be interested in a daytime session the next day or the day after. He said I was obviously quite drunk and should probably get some weed to help me sober up. I did this and we chatted. I said I didn't want to pay more than 500 pesos and he said that was tough and most girls wanted $60 US. I said fuck dollars, I don't have any dollars, and let's talk in pesos. He said he thought he could talk one girl he knew into 600 pesos for 2 hours if it was daytime. He wanted 80 pesos for setting it up and 50 for her cab fare. I said fuck that; if I give her 600 pesos she can pay her own cab fare home. So it cost me 80 + 600 + 25 = 705 pesos. She was a little inexperienced and unsure of herself but fun to talk to and affectionate.
I still thought that was steep since I was paying 450 in Guadalajara although not for 2 hours. I made up my mind I would get it cheaper or wait til I was back in Guadalajara in a few more days. A few nights later I was in a bar and a guy I had met was setting up this Italian guy for the next day. He said he wanted to see her first so the Mexican guy brought her by the bar. I thought she was sexy so when the Italian guy left I told the Mexican guy I wanted her that night. So Italian guy ha ha I fucked her first. It was 400 for her plus 120 for a short term hotel in the neighborhood. He wanted 100 but I got him down to 70 on the grounds I had also bought some weed from him. So it was 590. She was a lot of fun in bed but I didn't really trust her and I would not have brought her to my hotel. She did bring up propina but I pled poverty and also lied and told her my other friend was hooking me up for 350. So no propina. But I did buy her a few 10 pesos drinks like maybe 3. Boy, they serve some fucking tequila in this bar (Cactus is the bar; on the main drag of Old Town corner of Lázaro Cárdenas I believe) for 10 pesos a shot and it is so fucking hot (this bar is not air conditioned) that it is like drinking lighter fluid. Stick to the 10 peso Dos Equis and Indio.
Some other local guys I met also told me they thought it was tough to get anything for 500 pesos so I think these prices are pretty legit. I'd say they were both 7s although very different 7s as one was slender and in her 20s and the other was buxom and in her 30s. Maybe 6.5s.
I think Chicas is closed.
Hello,
Sorry about a previous indiscresion while in PV, hope it didn't mess anyone up. I think the matre' D at Juniors spotted me for an easy mark (more money than sense) and really stuck it to me for that girl. I have been reading everyone's posts and I am heading back to PV sadder but wiser, thanks for your input.
I wonder if anyone knows about the Westin Beach Club hotel and their policy on visitors? I will be staying there for 2 nights and really hope to bring in some entertainment!
I will definitely try hysteria this time and try to stay out of Juniors; also, I will keep my hand on my wallet!!!
Any other advice is greatly appreciated!
Winston
I have stayed at the Westin Hotel and the club and have had no problem getting a chica into either one. They keep a little bit closer eye on guests at the Club Regina, but if the girl sticks close to you, it's not a problem. Another thng to keep in mind, wait for a male to be working at the concierge desk and ask if any of the maids or other staff are "available" to come to your room for a tip. One trip I took there, I found out from one of the guys at the concierge desk that one of the massage girls at the club spa would give "extras" for a tip. Another time I found a maid that was in play.
On a related note, where is this Lucys place located. I am going in February and would like to give it a try.
Rocket
Hello again from your big spending idiot. I have changed my reservations to the Marriot Casa Magna and was wondering who to ask about chicas available around the hotel. Would the bell hop be a source? Would sure like to be able to have it easy instead of having to travel all over for girls.
Any suggestions of other places besides Juniors? Seems like I have the worst experience with that place but don't really know other places. Anyone with experience on the bar scene for "free" hookups with tourists (or locals for that matter). Also, how do you ask for "2 girl show" in mexico, have not had much luck getting 2 girls who are into each other (and me, also, of course). Thanks for your help, experienced people. I am in your debt. If anyone is going to be in PV the weekend of Feb 19-23 2004 and wants to hang out (especially if you know the scene) I could use a compadre (or cabejero!!)
Thanks for any help.
Winston
Any action in or near Taxco?
This thread shocks me.
I'm planing a trip to PV in November. I have not been to PV in about 6 years. During that trip the action was fair but not great. It amazes me about the lack of reports on this thread. I know PV is no Bangkok or Pattaya, but I can promise you there are lots of working girls to be found in this little resort town. Does anyone have any recent reports? I always did my best with the local bars picking up "nice" girls or shopping centers. Not much in the way of organized hookers or strip clubs etc, unless you want to pay more the US prices. This too always got me, when the average going wage in the area is $6 per day, why do these girls think they can get away with charging as much or more then in the US
Any help on recent action would be appreciated.
GETTINGTANG~!
I will be in P.V. from Dec 26 until Jan 5th. Anyone wanting to hook up and go do some fellow mongering. Let me know.
Later Gents
AcaHeat
Evening Gentlemen,
Acapulco is my usual stomping ground. I have been to many different parts of Mexico. (Mexico es en mi sangre), and while Acapulco is by far my favorite, I am giving PV a first time try. Last week I posted that if any other fellow mongers will be in the PV area during the Holiday's let me know we can hook up and do my three favorite B's. Beach, Babes and Booze. Damn Men, nobody out there who will be in PV to babe hunt??
Have a nice holiday all.. (You too Jackson, keep up the great site)
AcaHeat
I'm heading down that way late february. Please post your findings. I refuse to pay about US escort prices for Mexican working girls, so if you find any bargains, let us all know. I here it is spendy down in PV and not much to choose from.
Will be in P.V., Mazatlan & Cabos, in January. Any ideas guys? Now I am use to BT in NL, so I refuse to pay USA prices! So HELP me too!
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I have not been in PV for a couple of years and I always had early mornings and did not stay out later than 1am, so ymmv but, here goes.
There were a couple of strip clubs up on the hill at the south end of town. They were fairly expensive, entry fee and high priced drinks. The Ladies ( many could no longer be called girls) would strip (some I wish hadn't) and then wandet the patrons for typical Mexican full contact lap-dances or more.
I did see some SWs in Old Town but never hooked up. (The people I was with were not into the hobby.)
On the north end of town near the marina were a couple of more clubs but they were not even as good as those above.
The apparently little known PV gold mine is a group of clubs on the north end of town near the Marina. This is NOT a tourist place. Little English is spoken here. PM me for details!
My expierence is US $20s get 200 Pesos worth of service. That is a 10 to 1 exchange rate as opposed to the 8.5 to 1 typical at that time at the cambio.
CG
Choosy Guy: Horseshit to that! If you have info to provide about this secret jewel, then post it. Otherwise you are full of shit. No PMs. I have been there many times and have posted ALL my info so if you have any then cough it up. Did you GO to any of these "little known" clubs?
Hi guys,
I am new here. This is my first post I believe. Anyways I am heading to Puerto Vallarta from Dec 26/03 till Jan 9/04. If you guys have any contacts and would like to share them that would be great. Or if you have any good spots.
Thanks
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Evening Gentlemen,
Just got back from a 12 day (first time to PV) stay in Puerto Vallarta and would like to give my brief report.
Obviously, depending on the time of year and one's own personal experiences I am certainly not going to judge what other's have said about PV. I am only going to give my opinion based on what happened to me. So here it goes.
I went only to two different clubs in PV. This is due to the fact that I have been to many different strip clubs around Mexico. (Acapulco, Cancun, Playa del carmen, D.F. etc) thus I basically compared these two places to the other clubs in those above mentioned cities.
There is absolutely no comparision. The strip clubs for monger action in P.V. SUCK!!!
On a Friday night I went to club Prestige. (It is right next to a Good-year tire center, directly across the street from the hotel
Canto del sol). I went about 11:00 PM and the place was practically empty. There was a $10 dollar cover charge and the drinks were very expensive. ($12 US dollars for a beer) Needless to say I only ordered one beer and was sitting around waiting for some babe action. There were about 8 girls there and for the exception of the two that came immediately to sit on my lap, the other girls did not seem to be very interested in doing anything. Not even stripping.
Now the two girls that sat on my lap I would rate about a 3 in looks. Damn ugly. I was not interested in either of them so it only took about 5 minutes for them to get the message and they left. The other girls like I said showed no interest in anything (plus they were not that great looking either). So I finished my beer and left. I was probably there for a total of about 45 minutes and considering that this was a Friday night, I was extremely disappointed.
When I left I walked north for about 3 blocks and found another club called BayWatch Girls. (Close to a burger king) The Guy at the front door was handing out little playing cards with pictures of the girls. Extremely hot were these pictures. So I decided to go in.
Here too there was a $10 dollar cover, but the drinks were a little more reasonably priced compared to prestige. ($6 US dollars for a beer). Anyway, this place was very small compared to any other strip club that I have been to in Mexico, and it only had about 4 girls for only 5 other customers including myself.
The girls here were better looking than the ones at prestige but not much better. One Girl named Claudia sat with me. She had a pretty face. (About a 8 in looks) and seemed to have a nice slim body. She also looked very busty, (I like big tits) so I was talking to her for about a 1/2 hour. She offered to take me for a private dance, which I agreed to. It cost $20 dollars and was upstairs in a room that was nothing more than a Chair with a bare light-bulb for lighting. Well, in the real light. Claudia was not as busty as she seemed and her body was not that tight.
Anyway, she was very friendly so I let her finish her dance. (No big deal). She then offered sex in a room adjacent to the private room. Like most places in Mexico, she asked for $140 US. I said no and was able to bargain her down to $110 US. Because I have had many monger experiences in other cities I first said that I wanted to see the room. So she took me next door. It was a dump. I would not sit on that bed if I was in all my clothes let alone naked. I told her forget it and that I would be back some other time.
Needless to say, I was very disappointed. I am certainly no prude but considering the action to be gained in clubs in other places like tabares, and las chicas in Acapulco. I could not believe the lack of quality girls. I have been with Playboy types in other cities. Also, I personally get turned off by a room that looks like a bum has slepted in it.
I did give these places one other chance on a Saturday night. I will report on that later.
Hopefully, my experience was not typical of the types of clubs to be found in Puerto Vallarta.
More to come later.
Good luck Men,
AcaHeat
AcaHeat,
Did you try Junior's at all? It is overpriced as well, maybe 1800 pesos for the hour, but the girls are very attractive.
Gentlemen,
Will be heading to PV Feb 19, and will be going just to sample the clubs. I will post when I return. I will be there for 2 weeks, so if there are places you recommend or would like to have a report about, please post or pm and I will check them out and report back!
Winston
Winston,
I tried Chica's and another place across the street. Prices inside were pretty high and you need to tip everyone and their brother. Got a BJ in the back room but it was rushed. I did better when the girls were sitting with me watching the show and asked for their phone number. All the girls that I asked provided their number but I had a problem dialing because they gave me their cell phone #'s and I needed to enter a prefix. Also, called "Marilyn's massage" (in the Spanish section of the yellow pages, but not in the English section.) Got a real pretty dancer from Chica's that was on vacation from Chica's. I believe it was $150. The girl also gave me her cell phone # and asked me not to go thru the service as she didn't want to have to pay a commission. The hotel I was staying at prevented me from taking one of the girls to my room because they knew she was working, so we had to go to a cheap motel. Taxi's, room charge and drinks started to add up.
Good luck.
Just returned from PV last weekend. Tried Lucys massage, this was a bust. 2 friends tried it as well and no joy. Went to the usual haunts, Chicas, Prestige, Candys, Juniors.
Chicas and Juniors have already been well documented in this fourm so I wont go into detail about them.
Prestige: Very expensive, like going to a strip club in the states. The girls are pretty high quality, but man do you pay for it. We didnt stay there long.
Candys: Located across the entrance to the Marina. The bonus of this place is that it opens a 12:00 or 1:00 on weekdays instead of 8 or 9 like the others, so a little afternoon delight is possible.
10.00 USD to get in the door, this gets you a free lapdance as well. If you find one you like, it is 500 pesos for a private room lapdance (no FS) or 1000 pesos for private room and FS which I thought was a little steep for Mexico, but I did manage to get her phone number and made a date for later at a reduced rate and more time.
There are several "massage" places advertised in the yellow pages there that are actually escort services there were two I used.
Juliettes: 160 dollars(US) for 2 hours of anything I wanted. She actually stayed closer to 4 hours with supper and all. Very nice she was a 8-9/10.
Ninfus: 150 dollars(US) for two hours plus the cost of a downtown hotel room. Not as good looking but still alot of fun.
Also asked the concierge about maid staff that worked "extra" for tips and found two that were in play, but didnt have the oppurtunity to partake in them. Hope this helps, good luck fellow mongers in PV.
Rocket
Just got back from Puerto Vallarta last night. Earlier in the week I went to my regular place, Lucy's massage. Like Rocket I got turned down by "Jo". In the past, if the girl didn't do the "special" massage, she would tell me which girl did. Jo said she had no idea and said not at Lucy's. Anyway, I stopped at Luna's massage and "Lily" told me upfront the special massage would be 750 pesos on top of the regular massage. I went for it and received a decent massage with Lily allowing me to feel her ass. Lily is cute with a nice body. On the flip, Lily refused to give me a BJ, but allowed me to get her tits out of her bra and gave an OK HJ.
I returned a couple of days later and had Lopito. Lopito has a couple of extra pounds on her but was very nice. When she saw me laying on the table without a towel, she said that I must want the "special" massage. I told her yes. I was in a hurry and didn't want any oil so Lopito spent alot of time playing with the back of my nuts. On the flip, I had her remove her bra and drop her pants. Again I got turned down for a BJ, but Lopita allowed me to finger her and play with her boobs. She gave a very erotic HJ. She never mentioned money, but I paid her what I paid Lily.
Before I left on Saturday, I tried Asiatic massage (on Mexico Ave) a few blocks from Luna's. Mentioned that I wanted a "special" massage, pointed to my groin, and the lady said "no" only professional massage. I thanked her and left before the massage.
Hello Gentlemen,
I have just returned from two weeks in Puerto Vallarta and would like to file the following report. I hope it will be informative.
First of all, I have become somewhat disapointed in Mexico the last 3 times I have visited. Hotel workers (especially front desk) have become more "European" in their attitudes (i.e., RUDE) and the Concierge much less helpful (e.g., three years ago, I am not sure I heard the word "no" at the Krystall Vallarta for the entire 3 weeks of my stay. This time, I received poor treatment from almost everyone including the concierge...no help with transportation, room upgrades, dining, etc). I will not use this forum to complain about the rooms and service at Krystall Vallarta, but it is enough to say I will not stay at this hotel anymore, and PV may be off my vacation list.
I visited only clubs (no massage parlors) and escorts (outcall) so I will give info on these. All money reported in USD.
Juniors: As everyone knows, Juniors has the most attractive girls (in my opinion) but is VERY expensive. However, one advantage is that once they get to know you, you can stay with the same girl through the evening at the club and you will get extra time for no charge. Asking $200 for an hour upstairs (negotiable down to $100, but I am generally a poor negotiator). To take the girl out for 2 hours $300. (Could not get a better price than this). $20 for very good lap dance (three songs).
I have not really learned all of the procedure, but I have learned that sometimes you must be a bit rude to get a girl you aren't interested in -- just tell her you won't buy her a drink and usually she is gone. The language barrier makes it a little tough and I always feel a little bad for them. I am not sure how to explain that I would rather just sit alone and pick someone later (I even tried tipping the "boss" but that didn't work).
--- Met a girl named "Brittany" who was an 8 for looks (very slender, large breasts, nice ass), no English but very friendly. She was lacking a bit in performance, however, and seemed to get passed around a bit too much.
--- Also met "Brandy" who was gorgeous (a 9), spoke fair english, and was very talented (although a bit rushed). She obviously knew how pretty she was and was all about the money. About a 7 for performance but did not want to hang around when there were other lone men around.
--- Melanie also very hot (8-9), blond, great body, small breasts. Would only go for 1/2 hour and then all covered with no real touching below. Pretty mechanical but nice to watch move around. Interestingly, the only dancer I saw all week who didn't strip bare...just to her bra and thong...wierd for Mexico.
---Best was Gracia, a bit heavier, but athletic. By far the best dancer (did things on that pole I have never seen) and very friendly. Really seemed to hit it off with her and she hung out with me exclusively for a couple of nights. Did not plow through the "girl" drinks like all the others seemed to do. Extremely good performance; very responsive to DATY, multiple positions, and anal play (did not do anal "now" as she put it, maybe was having a problem of some kind...YMMV). Really enjoyed her, made it worth the trip.
Qeros: Down a notch from Juniors but the same type of deal...however, I asked my waiter to let me sit alone for a while and I would let him know who to bring over...tipped him $5 and he did the job! Did not really see anyone to take upstairs but got very good private lapdance for $25 from "Maria", "Lilliana", and "Sandra"
Juliette Massage: Used this service twice, saw a girl named "Julliette" -- very good massage, BBBJ, covered FS, all positions. No anal but responsive to DATY. Overall a 7.
The second night saw "Sabrina", pretty much the same, but better response and DFK; anal play but no anal sex. Overall an 8.
A bit less variety than I had hoped for, but my lack of spanish really hurts when looking for something "off the beaten track". I think I will try Cabo or Mazetlan next vacation and try to learn more spanish.
For the money and the selection, I much prefer Canada to Mexico. That might change if I had better Spanish and was a better negotiator. Canada has no great beaches and its pretty cold in the winter, but the girls are warm and the hotels are much more accomodating.
Sorry that this report is just really a rehash of what everyone else has posted. Will try to better next trip.
Winson
Hello gentlemen,
I visited Puerto Vallarta last month and stopped at the "zona rosa" for a second time. It was an interesting experience.
I have read that many consider this "locals" area too dangerous. I disagree, but you have to be careful. I found a cab driver I trusted and asked him to go with me and wait until I was finished. It is about a 10 minute cab ride from the resort area to the brothels in a cluster of industrial buildings on the edge of town. There are three or four "clubs." I paid the cab driver $15 and bought him a beer.
Went about 11 p.m. and things were just starting. There were maybe 5 or 6 girls, some rather attractive. I ended up paying $70 for FS. It was OK but a little rushed.
The doorman was a pain in the butt insisting on a tip (that I refused to pay). The club had a dance floor in the middle where strippers start performing at about 11:30 p.m. The music was deafening. Surrounding the dance floor are small rooms for private recreation. The cost was more than I wanted to pay but it was WAY better than the clubs downtown. And I didn't feel threatened in any way.
Additonal thoughts on "zona rosa":
- It really helps to speak Spanish, both for your enjoyment of the girl and in possibly getting the price down.
- The place is dirty. Cockroaches wander about, and the "rooms" for FS are spartan and unkempt. The surrounding neighborhood gets really dusty in the (dry) winter months.
- You can cut your taxi fare by releasing your driver. Cabs bringing clients in later on often hang around and can drive you back.
- The place is safe. It's a compound with plenty of folks around. Feel free to wander from one of the 3-4 places to the other.
- It's not for your average Joe Tourist. Go to the clubs and pay the premium, unless you really dig going local.
- There is a local price and there is a tourist price. US$70 is too much for this setting. You really should aim for US$40. Locals will pay less, but accept it. Walk away if they don't budge on their first offer.
- Yes, the music is LOUD. Unpleasant, but it's part of the culture.
- If the cab driver is not sure where you mean, tell him its on the road down from the bull fight ring (corrida de toros).
- There is not a lot of pressure to buy a drink for the girl. It's not a bad idea though, to set a mood and practice your Spanish. As in many cultures, getting to know your client first is valued. A beer is fine. I haven't seen phoney "girl" drinks here.
- This place has gone downhill from its former glory days. Fewer clients. I'm not sure why.
- BYOC (condom) and use it. Huge STD problem in Puerto Vallarta. There's a "clinic" on the right side of the entrance for the girls.
- Many of the girls live full-time in "rooms" there and are free to go out for daytime shopping and trips.
- There used to be a public bus that went by the front entrance (via Pitillal). It appears they rerouted it in 2003.
- The quality of the girls is not as good as the average club. I have usually been able to find a 7.
- You normally deal with a doorman/proprietor regarding price. You can point out who you want. He may or may not check with the girl to see if she will accept less than his stated price.
- The Mexicans are a gentle, friendly people. There are hardened pros here, but it's not quite as impersonal as the clubs.
- Almost no daytime action. And evening action, what little there is these days, doesn't get going until 11 PM.
- Bottom line: Skip the place unless you're a tolerant cheapskate like me
To Local experts,
Can someone name me the name of the two or three strip/FS clubs that are next to each other with one of the clubs that has a shower inside and girls dance while taking a shower. I was there a long time ago with an- anti p4p friend few years ago and had to leave cause my friend did not like the whole scene.
I remember I saw few 9s. I 'm going back soon and would like to visit this region again. I dont think this was the "zona rose" you guys are commenting on. This place was on some kind of hill and private.
TIA,
Late Night booty!
The only one I know of up on a hill is Juniors.
Rocket
For those interested in PV here's some info:
April 1st in PV included a tryst with a beautiful young lady named Perla. The day was going nowhere and I really wanted a sexual message, but couldn’t decide if I really wanted to go looking for it. I finally got tired of saying yes & no over and over and went downstairs to find a cab driver who could help me in my quest.
The cab driver’s name was Paco and he was right outside the hotel, Aventura Palace. I told him that I wanted a full massage with extras. He asked if I wanted a relaxing massage or the other. I said the other. He made a phone call and off we went to pick up my masseuse. She was a beautiful young lady named Perla, and the minute she entered the cab I knew she was something special. She was in her early 20’s, black haired, olive skinned and very petite. She was probably 5’ 2” in her bare feet and perfectly proportioned. She had an engaging smile and rested her hand on my thigh as we drove through the back roads of PV.
We headed to a small motel by the aero Puerto named Marina del Sol, or something like that. Surprised me given that it was inland. Clean little place that charged $20 per hour (though Paco charged $30, course he did hang around for the hour that I was with Perla).
The time with Perla was beautiful. She climbed on the bed and began swaying back and forth and wanting to “dance”. As I held her, she began taking her clothes off and helping me out of mine. The next hour was filled with fucking, sucking, and generally having a grand ol’ time. She even gave a half way decent massage during the last half hour. We finished off with a shower and watching the last few minutes of an old Kiefer Sutherland - Jeff Bridges movie.
Random thoughts on this: Perla was a lovely and charming young lady. I hope that some of what she got for this afternoon provides her with the ability to become self-sufficient and do whatever it is she wants to do with her life.
The Latina woman is the most natural creature in the southern latitudes. No offense to nortenas, but Hispanics have it all over them as far as the ability to look confident and at ease when the mercury is rising into the 90’s.
If people would get over the stereotypical role models that we are shackled with from birth, and just follow their bliss, there would be a lot fewer problems in the world today.
Should have left well enough alone. On my last night in PV I decided to go to a place called Hysteria. It’s a table dance night club near the Sheraton. Once there I was paired up with a chiquita named Roxanne. Where Perla was vibrant and energetic, Roxanne was listless and tired (she said she’d had a migraine for 3 days). She was taller than Perla and thinner. Her time was $125 for a half hour and the drinks and cover was $30. Net effect was that they both cost about the same, but Perla was more satisfying. After my time with Perla I felt rejuvenated and ready to face the world again. After being with Roxanne I was tired and disappointed with the world and life in general.
Better to trust the cabbies and let them find you exactly what you want.
At Q*eros, there is a private room where the girls dance while showering. It is actually close to the Krystal Vallarta on the main strip. It is very private. Chica's Girls also has a "shower dance" but it is one on one and costs extra.
Oh my, how things change in Puerto Vallarta: Q'eros is now called Prestige and Chica's Girls has been defunct for awhile (after changing names and owners a couple of times over the past year or two). Did Chica's Girls recently re-open (as in early 2004)?
In my two trips to PV....... I scuba dive during the day and monger in the evening. The best place I have found is Candy's. I walk in leaving my taxi driver waiting for me. Go upstairs check out the babes..have a drink ....ask the prettiest one to come back to my room. I speak very little spanish...but the head guy there will gladly translate for you.
The total cost incurred is $180 to $200 US for one hour, this does not include the taxi ride. There are some beautiful women in Candy's. I would rate the top echelon at 8's and 9's.
See my cuban posts and photos to get an idea what I consider an 8 or 9 to be.
Rickster
Rickster
Wow. They do look great. The Cuban girls I mean. How much did you pay them. I am on a world mongering trip right now (currently in Vietnam). I was in 2 minds about Cuba but those girls are great.
ManonsanBoy ...In Cuba things are very different. I paid the Cuban girls between$30 and $40 for an hour. As per my post I met about 10 girls.
However, you must negotiate the ever present police and have a casa paricular to take the girls to.
The polictical scene is a real downer. It began to get to me by the second week.
The scuba diving is excellent in Cuba.
Hi.
This is my first report so as you can guess I’m pretty new to the WGS, well to be honest I’m pretty new to “the sex for money” scene too! Except for the odd time or two I have found myself on a business trip in some godforsaken town, alone, drunk and horny, I’ve mostly been enjoying the strip scene after the motto “watching is good, touching is dangerous”. After this last trip I probably won’t use that motto anymore even if it’s still true; touching is dangerous, especially for ones valet if you get addicted to playing with beauties in their early twenties!!!
Well on to the report. I spend a couple of weeks in Puerto Vallarta in early April. The first week mostly went by watching beautiful girls from the beach bars all day and partying most of the night! I stayed in the old part of town, that’s south of Hooters (over the river), to the ones of you who are familiar with PV. A nice area with a lot of restaurants, bars and a good atmosphere.
I knew there where strip clubs in PV and had planed to go to one during my stay, but the ones I had seen where all in the outskirts of town and I didn’t feel tempted enough to go that far from my hotel at night. Sunday afternoon before Easter I was exploring the hills behind the Southside of town and suddenly fell over a place called Junior’s bar. I remembered to have come across the name earlier in a good context and since it was in walking distance from my hotel, I decided to go back later. Opening hours where 8 PM to 6 AM daily. I moved on and to my big surprise it only turned out to be a 5 min. walk from the hotel, most of the time due to some pretty long and steep stairs.
Junior’s Bar is easy to find even if you don’t want to use a taxi.
If you are in the old part of town (Downtown South), just find the road closest to the waterfront “Olas Altas” and follow it almost all the way south. Just before it ends (and you hit the hillside!) look left and you will see some pretty scary looking steep stairs going up. The bar is located at the end of the stairs.
On Wednesday I finally was ready, and drunk enough, to go watch some naked chicas so around 2 AM I was entering the bar. Inside there where around 12 babes and I really mean babes. Around half of them where what I would call cover girls and would fit into any magazine! The rest where pretty much around 8´s even though a couple where not my type. I’m not too keen on tattoos, if a girl is too skinny, too heavy or if she looks too fake. Luckily taste varies and to be honest, I would have done every one of them if I had the chance without having to pay! If you are a big breast man the place is probably not for you. There are a few A-cups, lots of B- and C-cups but not many larger. Personally I don’t care about breast size as long as they fit the body aren’t saggy.
I also quickly realised that it wasn’t just another strip club, but that most or all of the girls where working! The place was quite busy with all tables around the stage occupied which is fine with me, I like to have the overview and not too much traffic behind me!
Let’s go over to the interesting stuff, the prices! (At the time I was there 1 USD was approx. 11 pesos)
There was a 100 pesos cover charge, included in that was a tequila at the entrance and a “sexy dance”.
The drink prices where not too bad either, it seemed that no matter if I ordered long drinks or beer the price was around 50 pesos. Ladies drinks where worse but still acceptable, 150 pesos (incl. a kickback to the girl) and again it did not seem to make any difference if it was tequila, a bottle of beer or one of the mix drinks without much alcohol.
Most of the staff (and there are many, waiters, security, floor managers and so forth) speak pretty good English but this doesn’t apply to all the girls. No problem though, the “manager” who negotiates the deals is pretty quick to let you know the options.
They start out with asking 2000 pesos for 1 hour including a room and 3 condoms (which means 3 pops if you can manage that in an hour). The specific on what’s going to happen seems to be up to you and the girl! There is also a half hour option at around 1400 pesos but I don’t know what’s included. Also a quickie option in some booths next to the bar but I didn’t get prices or what was included. On top of the price it seems that the “manager” expects a couple of hundred pesos tip as well as the room manager expects around 100. The girls on the other hand don’t seem to expect tip??? Or at least they act almost ashamed but very grateful when you give them some!
First night I didn’t negotiate a lot, but later found out that it was possible! If it always is possible or it was due to the night, my negotiating skills or the fact that I was a returning customer I don’t know.
In general I like the place and if you behave yourself and act respectfully and straight with the girls, you can spend quite some hours in the bar enjoying the chicas without getting your pockets cleaned out. I talked with a lot of the girls, but friendly declined to buy them a drink until I had made my decision and that gave no trouble! The service didn’t suffer either actually quite on the contrary!
On to the girls I chose.
First night I spend a couple of hours in the bar drinking (probably a bit too much), until I had seen all the babes naked. At that time I was so horny that I forgot my motto and called one of the girls I had talked to earlier over for a drink. She was a rather tall, early twenties Mexican knockout with a perfect face, long curly hair, flawless skin, an almost perfect body (her tits could have been a little more firm, but still wow!) and a great relaxed, laidback attitude! I learned that she was a single mom with one kid and only came to PV from one of the bigger cities up north to work (true or not I don’t know or care).
We quickly agreed on a one hour session and got a hold on the “manager”. I paid the 2000 pesos plus 200 in tip without thinking and went upstairs with my “catch”. In hindsight of course I should have negotiated, but on the other hand if I want a chance at a babe with these looks here at home, I will at least have to spend the double amount in restaurant and bar bills, without even being sure at one pop!
We got upstairs and where shown to a decent room, pretty large and with a very large, good and bouncy bed. A bit dark but most important of all it seemed clean!
We quickly got undressed and started off with her giving me a rather good massage (another rookie mistake due to the time limit!). After that she gave me a very good bj and after a short break and some nice conversation (She spoke ok English), I mounted her in a couple of positions and ended up in missionary ready to pop, when she told me not to cum inside her. Well ok with me so I pulled out, without paying any attention to the condom (which by the way got stuck inside her!). I didn’t realize this before I saw that I had fired my entire load all across her body. She was a good sport about it though, and just complained a bit about the shot that had landed in her hair. After having fingered her to an orgasm (fake or real?), she quickly went to the bathroom to rinse the cum off in the shower. I was pretty beat and began getting dressed since there was only 10 minutes until the agreed hour was up. She came back and actually looked disappointed that I turned down round three! Time didn’t seem to be a main factor to her and I didn’t see the room manager either. We spoke for a while and then I said goodbye and went home to my hotel.
One of my concerns was getting hooked on these hot Latinas and surely enough I found myself back at Junior’s two days later. It was Friday around 2 AM and it was quite crowded. Some larger groups of locals and quite many that looked North American. Again there where around 12-15 girls but today they where spread out, many sitting at the tables so it was harder to get the overview. I sat down ordered a drink and watched the happenings. A couple of very beautiful senioritas came over but sadly none of them spoke a word of English and my Spanish only consists of single words but no sentences, so I turned them down! After two hours the stage was entered by a stunning dark skinned beauty that looked like she came from the south of the country. I was sold but not quick enough! She was almost pulled off stage after the music stopped and went with a young American into one of the quickie booths next to the bar. After a very short time the room manager banged on the door and the babe almost came running out with her close over the arm and over to a local guy that was waiting to take her upstairs for a session. Suddenly I came to think of where she had been the two hours I had been in the bar? Well, probably upstairs with a customer and the thought about becoming the minimum forth known client to jump her that night turned me off!
But ok the decision was made; I had to jump someone by now and as it turned out, one of the earlier mentioned senioritas entered the stage. With close she was almost as stunning as the busy one and after the close where gone she turned out to have a killer body also. I quickly got a hold of my friend the “manger”. I asked him about the girl, the language barrier and we negotiated the price. He told me he would go talk to the girl as soon as she got off the stage and came back five minutes later. The deal was ok and if there where any trouble I just had to call him, great service and even about 25 % cheaper than the first night!
She was a petite, young thing with a perfect body, angel like face, long curly hair and what seemed to be a bubbling personality. I later learned that she was a 21 year, PV local with no kids.
Another five minutes and the babe came out of the dressing room but looked a bit concerned and not so bubbly than when we first tried to talk. I ordered a bottle of water (btw 35 pesos) and a couple of drinks and the waiter brought it up to the room. We got the same room and I found out the she could a few English words since she stated “Me nervous”, well babe me too!!! We had a good laugh, the ice was broken and she turned out to be a volcano!!!
1-2-3 the close where off, heavy French kissing and then she moved downwards via my nipples and ending up swallowing all of my pride. This resulted in the without competition best bbbj I have ever received!!! Lots of tongue, just the right amount of suction and lots of hand and tongue attention to both balls and stomach, WOW. I tried to ask if it was ok to shoot a load in her mouth, but she didn’t understand me so I decided not to. Damn, I’m too polite, should have done it anyway and blamed it on her bj skills! Ah well she kept on working and I had to stop her and put a condom on before I was gonna explode. On with the thing and girl on top, roll around, me on top and fire! Boy I was glad I ordered that bottle of water. We where both soaked in sweat so I also turned on the fan, which made my princess for the night smile because I had just declined that option about 20 minutes earlier.
A bit of relaxation, a little communication and a lot of cuddling, kissing and petting and on we go for the second round. She was just as good a fuck as she was giving head, lots of foundling, kissing and anyway I wanted. I also found another word she knew; “Turn around”! After this second round I had to give up again and we just fooled around for the last fifteen minutes. Again no hurry and I didn’t see the room guy!
All in all this girl took the price, total GFE!!! If I hadn’t just paid her and she had spoken anything else than Spanish, this would have been my dream girl! I was so satisfied that I invited her for a drink in the bar and she gladly accepted. We worked on our language skills the next 30 minutes or so, only interrupted by the security whistling every time she got a little too friendly. It seems that you are allowed to touch the girls and they are allowed to touch you (within limits), but kissing is not allowed! She also asked if I wanted a turn with her friend (another non-English speaking babe I had talked to earlier almost as beautiful) but sadly I had to decline. I was too beat and it was about time to hit the sack so she kissed me goodbye (damn that whistle!). On my way out I meet my new best friend the manager and we had a nice talk. I told him that I had to go home Tuesday but probably would return one more time before that.
Sure enough, Sunday I was back again! My plan was to try out the GFE babe’s friend to see if she was just as good, but she wasn’t working that night or had already left. My friend the manager was not there either, but instead of him there where a younger guy who was more busy talking to his friends than doing his job, also another room manager.
I was there at my usual time around 2 AM after my favourite bar slowed down and the crowd moved to the discos. It was a bit slower than the other days but still a lot of fun. I don’t remember how many girls where working but it was a good selection again! After a while my eyes fell on a bit taller late twenties girl with a great body, even though she had fake tits (very beautiful made and in good proportion to the rest of her body). On top of that she was a phenomenal dancer with some really interesting moves that sent my imagination in overdrive. I had actually seen her on Friday, but there she was busy servicing a table of Mexicans with lap dances. I think there where 6, all of them in turn cashing in their “sexy dance” voucher for her perfect curves.
I was just about to wave her over, as another stunning petite beauty with the most amazing smile jumped down on the chair beside me. Man that smile was just heavenly and she talked very good English so I started a conversation. We talked for a couple of songs but then it was her turn to go on stage, so she had to run off. Right after that the “fake tit beauty” came and sat down at the empty table next to me. Wow she really looked classy and a bit closer to my own age, so I was really tempted but at the same time “killer smile girl” was on stage dropping her close. Naked she was just perfect and with her smile I was sold, sorry neighbour!
Like said she was petite with a perfect body, long straight black hair, a dark tan and an even more beautiful face than my GFE girl.
After a few irritating moments I got a hold on the substitute manager and told him I wanted the same deal I had got Friday, with the girl momentary on stage! Off he went and after the last song ended he talked to the babe, who ran directly from the stage naked and jumped right on my lap with the biggest smile, Wow!!! If I hadn’t been in the mood before I certainly was now! I told her to go freshen up and in the meanwhile I would order us a couple of drinks. She came back and we talked for a while and then upstairs to “my room” with the rest of the drinks and a bottle of water.
She seemed a bit uncertain about the procedure of the house as we walked up and I later learned that she was new to the place. She was a 20 year old student from a city a bit south of PV, who used her spring break to earn some money. She had begun working at junior’s five days earlier and where only supposed to be there during her holiday. She also told that she had only had two boyfriends, but judging by the way she sucked cock I tend not to believe her!
Man third time this week I was playing with a super babe! Again a very good GF experience, lots of cuddling, French kissing and foundling. We started off with a great bj that turned into sex in various positions until I was ready to unload. I blasted off inside of her and she acted pretty surprised until she was sure the condom did hold. It seems that it’s customary not to blast off internally?!? At least 2 out of 3 preferred that! After a break and a lot of talking/fooling around she asked what I would like and since we already had tried most positions, I just felt like leaning back, looking down and watch a gorgeous girl work me over with lips and tongue. My wish was her command and man would I have liked to have that sight on videotape! Almost there it suddenly banged on the door and she jumped up like the energizer bunny. I looked at my watch and damn it, precisely one hour since we entered the room, too much talking! I shouted ok and then turned to her “please give me 2 more minutes”, she agreed even though she seemed a bit uncertain. She gave me a quick hand/mouth work over and two minutes later I blasted the second load into the rubber between her lips. She jumped up and began getting dressed, five minutes later the room manager was there again, damn what’s going on, why the hurry, I want the regular staff back! She was also way more reserved after the session than the previous two girls and in a hurry to get out.
Well to make a long story short, my exit that day was a bit more rushed than the two previous times. If this was due to the substitute staff, the babe’s inexperience with the place or that I’ve just been lucky the other times I don’t know.
On the other hand except for the exit, I had a great experience with a very sweet and extremely beautiful girl!
Man I just realised that what should have been a short report has turned into a short story instead. I just hope that I haven’t bored someone to death but it was quite fun writing it, especially since I had to relive the great experiences in my mind while doing it.
As you have probably guessed by now, I got pretty hooked on Latinas and where very sad to leave but I’ll be back. Next time more ready and with only one goal: to bang as many Latin beauties as my time and valet allows, but you’ll get to hear about it here in the WGS. Next report will probably be from Eastern Europe since I have a couple of trips planned during this autumn and now I simply have to try it out there too!
All the best and keep the reports coming in, its valuable info for all us horny guy’s out here!
[b]Viking Dane[/b]
First let me welcome you to the “club”. Next, let me be the first to say; great report. I have read many ‘monger diaries’ but yours, by far, was the most enlightening as you provided excellently relative detail. Yours is a [u]guiding inspiration[/u] and I will certainly reference this for future travel to Mexico.
I, for one, really appreciate a well-written and substantive report!
Thanks
Thank you for the report Viking Dane. I have been deciding whether a trip to the west coast of Mexico is a good idea and as to which location.
Your report regarding PV has given me impetus to choose that location.
Thank you for the great report Viking. I had been planning a trip in December to Cabo however I think I will make a detour further down the coast to PV. I visited PV on my honeymoon of all things about 12 yrs ago. Thank go that did not last. This trip is with some buddies here in Vegas. I will look up your joint.
Thanks
LVW
Here are a few 24/7 outcall massage places advertising in Puerto Vallarta. I haven't used any of them, so I can't be of much help. You can find Juliette Massage on the web using a Google search.
Juliette Massage - Escort 224-0339, 224-3638
Musas Massage / Escort Service 225-4987
Justine Massage & Escort 224-7605
Regarding the outcall services in PV. It's hit and miss. For those of you familiar with my posts and photos in the Cuban section...you know I look for a minimum of 8's. These businesses send girls ...sight unseen....to your room. The 5 girls I have met , three through Juliettes the rest from other services, have ranged from one 9, two 7's, one 6 and one 5.
As a result, I don't use these services anymore. I recommend going to either Candies or Juniors. I prefer to bring them back to my room. The travel time is not included in the hour by the way.
Went to PV about a year and a half ago. Looked around the strip clubs, and there were certainly some hot women in them, and like other Mexican cities, it looked like you could get some decent action relatively cheap, or some more satisfying action somewhat expensively.
Instead, though, I grabbed a cab and asked for the zona roja and the cabbie took me straight to the right place. He clearly got a kickback from the places from the way he interacted with the managers.
The place is small and dingy, but it serves its purpose. The first place I went to had the most hot women. I was taken directly to the hottest woman in the room, who asked for $60. She would have been worth it, but a) I don't want to just jump in, b) don't have typical tastes. I don't want a Playboy model in general (not that she was that hot, she was probably a 8.5 to 9). As my nickname suggests, I like chubby girls. Chubby girls or truly petite girls are more to my taste. Most of the hottest women seemed to be busy in the back rooms and would come out and almost immediately get chosen to go back again. Most of the women dancing and hanging out were more like 6s and 7s.
I decided to check out the other places. The next were mediocre. No hotties. The place was darker and dingier. I think there was only one more place, though I can't remember that well. The cabbie insisted that the other place was all gay guys and so no good, but when I asked to leave, he talked to another guy outside (too fast for me to follow) and then took me over. It was about half guys and half girls, most of which were 4s and 5s, some worse. However, there was one cutie that was perfect. She was chubby with a pretty face. Probably a 6 or 7 by most people's standards, but again, just what I was looking for. She seemed to have an excellent attitude, too, which is always very important.
Discussed price with her. She asked $40, I offered $30, and she agreed reluctantly. The house took $10. We went back into a concrete little cube with a bed and sink. She offered a rubber, but I was more interested in a bj and gfe. (I know, my prefs aren't typical.) She had a big set of lovely, soft, chubby breasts and a nice round bum. We made out and I fingered her and sucked her tits. She kissed my neck and chest and stroked me. After about 15 minutes of this, she went down on me and gave me a bbbj which she didn't want in her mouth so I let loose all over her breasts and lovely chubby belly. Man, cum looks better on brown skin.
We cleaned up and I left, quite satisfied. Didn't have another chance, but it was a fun outing. I wish I had my digital camera back then, but I imagine most of you wouldn't have appreciated her the way I did. Could have got a couple pics of the hotties at the other place, though.
Does anyone have a clue as to why PV has such a low quantity of WG? It seems there would be more in this coastal town. Lots of tourists with $, lots of poor surrounding villages, yet PV, has little to no action???
TANG~!
Hi GettingTang,
The quantity is certainly not near Tijuana standards, especially with street girls, of which I have only seen a handful. But, there are lots of club girls, especially on Saturday nights. Monday and Tuesday nights seem to be the worst. The quantity does seem to fluctuate throughout the year.
Sometimes, the dumpy "Zona Roja" can be packed with chicas. Except for a few girls, the zona is absolutely dead before midnight, however. It is really a midnight until 5 AM kind of place.
But, to answer your question, I suppose:
1. Tijuana more "tourists" than just about anywhere else in the world. It's border with the U.S. is the busiest border crossing in the world. So, PV will never approach TJ quantity.
2. PV has tourists, but some are:
a. cruiseship arrivals who arrive in the early AM and depart at about 9-10PM, on the same day. They are not there in the PM to partake.
b. male/female couples who arrive together. It's kind of hard to slip away from the Ms.
c. gay travelers. PV is a popular gay destination in Mexico.
d. more interested in the regular nightclub scene, where a little skill can and charm hook you up for "free" with a non-WG. (or maybe a semi-pro WG who is hanging out by the club entrance discretely waiting for some gentleman to invite her inside). Most of the tourist nightclub dollars go to these clubs.
3. There may be some seasonal fluctuations in girl quantity, depending on when you visit. Of course, holidays such as Christmas can thin the numbers out as the girls travel back home. Many are not actually from PV. Also, the "high" tourist season runs from November until April. That is when all of the snowbirds come down from the U.S. and Canada to pass the winter months...and its when all the hotel rates go up!
Don Tonto has it exactly right. I would guess Don Tonto has spent alot of time in PV.
The only thing I would add is there really are some beautiful women...8's...9's and 10's in the night clubs.But you have to do a little shopping.
The club where I consistantly have had good luck is Candies. My modus operandi is I pay a little extra so that I can take them back to my hotel room for an hour or so.
The other thing PV has going for it is it's natural beauty. It's an artistic community with many art galleries and facinating and friendly people.
The scuba diving is good also. I have seen 15 foot Manta Rays, whales, dolphins, sea turtles not to mentioned coral reefs and abundant fishes of all kinds.
I'm researching my first trip to PV and looking for daytime opportunities to monger, whether massage with happy ending or FS. I've heard of only one place that is open during the day. Antorchas apparently services cruise ship staff on Wednesdays. Can anyone confirm, add details, or suggest an alternative. I'll not have much freedom to roam late at night. PM me please.
Thanks
I will be in PV in early December. Looks like Vikings post below has the most quality info. If anyone has anymore current info or "hot tips" please advise. I passed on a trip to Cabo for PV. Looks like I have made the righ choice based on some of these threads.
LVW
I have seen Antorchas from the main road, but I never went inside because I thought it was a just a local restaurant/bar. I guess I was wrong. Hopefully you can check it out and give us a report.
I think the daytime action in Vallarta is very limited. The Alamo Hotel usually has some girls hanging around in the mid-to-late afternoon after they have woken up for the day. At night, they work down the street at the Rolex Club but some live at the Alamo. The Alamo Hotel is a REAL dump. It's not really a hotel at all - just a place for the girls to live. But it is safe and the girls are very friendly. It's rare to find a good looking girl there, however. They are mostly 2's, 3's and 4's on the looks scale. Maybe you might get lucky and find a pretty girl, but the odds are generally against you. Nobody I know would recommend the Alamo as a desired destination, but if you are limited to daytime activities it's an option at least.
As I said before, the girls hang around the Alamo Hotel bar in the afternoon; sitting, talking and playing board games. There may not be any other customers there, but the girls will be happy to drink a beer with you and negotiate a daytime trip back to their rooms. If you aren't shy and don't see a girl you like, you can ask bartender if there are any more girls around. The bartender will probably take you around to the rooms and introduce you to the girls who are still in their rooms. It's a really low-key kind of place.
Everyone at the Alamo only speaks Spanish and any taxi driver should know how to get you there. There are always a few taxis hanging out in front of the building.
Here is a link to some guy's travel blog that more info: http://homeboys-adventures-in-australia.com/mex/laroja.html
You can get a good idea of the typical girl quality there from the pictures. I hope that posting this link doesn't violate any of Jackson's board rules, since it's just a guy's travel report and not a competing message board.
I don't have much experience with the massage parlor scene. I only went once to a place that is no longer open. After the regular massage was finished, there was a slightly uncomfortable pause in time before the girl indicated that additional services were available. I don't know if she normally provided these services or if it was just all part of an act. The girl keep looking nervously around as if she was afraid of someone else walking into the room and discovering us. It was slightly after closing time and we were the only two people in the building.
Good luck with your travel. I hope you have a good time.
I am new at this but very interested in making contributions. I have none now, since my trip to PV to monger (monger light?) will be my first such deliberate attempt. Okay, so everyone has to start somewhere!
I have been to the old town part of PV and seen many signs for MPs. What places and girls (names) would you recommend? I know that visiting a MP is really on the light side, but I am more comfortable starting there. Once I have done this, I will write a report and who knows, I may eventually get good at this.
Thanks.
Hi Reese,
First of all, I don't know much about the MP scene in PV. What I do know suggests that most of parlors on the street are more-or-less legitimate. You might get "a little extra attention" provided conditions are right, but there aren't wholesale sexual services being offered to everyone who walks in the door. Also, your choice of massage girls will probably be limited to the one or two girls that work there. I admit that I may be completely wrong, but it seems that the possibility of disappointment is high.
So, my suggestion would be to go to a place where you know you can receive service and also have a good selection of girls. Junior's Bar, on the Southside of town, would be my recommendation as a good "first stop" for someone getting into the hobby. No matter what your tastes in women are, Junior's probably has someone that will meet your desires. Viking Dane has published a very nice report on Junior's Bar a little farther down the page.
Don Tonto,
Thanks for the advice. It appears that I am something of a timid soul when it comes to plunging into this new pursuit.
On the light side of mongering, I did notice that others had varying levels of success at Lucy's and Luna's. They even gave names of girls which might help. When I am in PV, I have lots of time on my hands and am very patient. It's my only relaxation time.
I am sure that I will go to Junior's and some of the other places that have been suggested. I will be sure to post my novice experiences. However, I don't think I'll ever manage a report like the one by Viking Dane. He's a great author!
Reese
A couple buddies and I will be traveling to PV in early November. Based on previous posts I can see that Juniors is a place that we would want to visit. Can anyone tell me if Juniors is open during the day and if so what is the selection like during those times.
I realize that we would be best served going there during the evening house, unfortunately that will not be possible as we will be traveling with the wife’s. We figured we would plan a couple guys only shopping trips or maybe even a fishing trip, if you now what I mean.
Any current info on juniors or other daytime activities would be greatly appreciated.
Be safe,
Hacker
Will be headed to PV mid-october and will do a thorough study and report my findings here. Last time there was about a year ago and tried only the zona rosa. The girls were mostly pretty ugly or pretty expensive, Tijuana is way better. But I was in a hurry.
Did get a good massage, at a place in town but it didn't appear that any extras were offered.
If anyone is going to be down there mid-october, PM me and we'll hook up.
Max
Sorry Hacker, but Junior's Bar doesn't open until 8PM :-(
Dickus,
I will be there 18th-22nd so PM me if you are going to be there during that time.
The Mrs. & I will be staying at our old standby The Playa Los Arcos. Not the best hotel not the worst but we like it because it is in the heart of all the old town action!
I used to have a neighbor in San Jose, CA whose uncle owned a strip bar called Los Lobos about 3 blocks from the Playa LA. This was 4 years ago but I was able to sneak over a couple of times & fucked this Mexicana Delta Burke look-a-like in the lap dance booth for $40. For those of you who don't know Delta was a voluptious & stuningly good looking actress in the late 80's with jet black hair, blue eyes& a nice rack. Unfortunately she blimped up into a fat pig & her career went into the toilet. Not sure if Los Lobos is still in biz but we shall see!
A couple of years ago, Los Lobos transitioned into more of a legitimate late-night "hangout" bar for the restaurant workers, hotel workers, etc., when they got off from work. Last time I went, the place was closed and the bar name was removed from the building. But, businesses are always changing so who knows what goes on there now.
Allen,
In August I stayed at the Playa los Arcos (the one on the beach) as well and took a walks around the area looking for MP's or lady bars and couldn't find S#!@t, I even went across the street of Playa to this place that said "estetica" to my surprise it was a legit estetica for pets! Man was I dissapointed.
Btw, if you want to score points with the Mrs. take her to this nice restaurant called "Le Cliff" (if you haven't been there yet) just follow the main road past Juniors (the strip joint up on the hill) for about 20 mins and you're there, take her at sunset and she'll never forget it.
Maloso
Maloso,
I did take the Mrs. to Le Cliff but are you sure you are not thinking of Chico's Paradise where we have dined as well?
So I guess Lucy's Massage in old town is closed? I plan if anything to at least get a legit massage from a pretty masseus.
Last time I was in PV was May 03' and noticed Los Lobos was no more.
Well fellas I'm back from wonderful PV!!!
The good news is that there is action to be had. The bad news, this fine Mexican city is one of the most expensive to vacation/monger in.
Unlike TJ (Thank God!) this town does not have a mongering district that jumps out at you and the cops are clean & not to be feared. My first day in town the Mrs. and I checked in at the Playa Los Arcos. She wanted to go swiming and I told her I needed to get my aching back massaged so off I went. I roughly had two hours to select a place & get the massage before I had to be back for dinner.
Massage #1: Went to Damely Massage on Ave. Ignacio L. Vallarta. When I walked in I was greeted by two twenty something chicas who were good looking and wearing skirts (Always a good sign.). I was escorted to a clean room by Patty (A solid 7) who proceeded to give me a good back massage. When it was time to flip she made no effort to cover my semi-erection. She gave me a massage all over carefully avoiding Mr. Cock. Towards the end she whispered that there was only five minutes left and would I like anything else massaged. I placed her delicate hand on my cock that quickly grew to attention. She placed her other hand to her lips & said do not mention this I am not susposed to be doing this....Whatever, she then proceeded to give me a nice HJ while I felt her tits underneath her shirt. Alas, I tried to finger the snatch but as I went under the panties she pulled away smiling & shaking her head. As I came she did not pull away but kept rubbing to get the full ejaculation, which is always satisfying. After I was dressed she came into the room and gave me a card with her cell# on the back. I was informed that she would see me outside of the establishment for a date or a day at the beach. I am certain that sex was on the menu but I was not persistent enough. Also I had enough sense not to because if I had shown up at the hotel smelling like pussy the Mrs. would have had me by the balls! All in all the damage was 300 pesos (less than $30US) plus I tipped her $20US. I know it was a bit much but I thought I would see her again and I wanted to be on her positive side. I will report more later but I have some things to tend too now. BTW one of our newer Forum members Dickus Maximus went even further with our dear Patty. I hope he gives us the details soon! Also please do not ask me for Patty's # because I have already discarded it since I am not going back for a year or so.
Next report soon!
I wasn't quite clear I guess. Because I didn't get anything from Patty but a great massage. I do have digits though for FIPs (frequent informative posters). She said no sex, but giggled when I asked if it was just a question of the tip and said "well, how much"
I tried to set up an appointment at the hotel later with her, but instead got her "sister" Evy. She was not as good looking as Patti (I thought Pattie was better than a 7) Wanted $30 for massage, $20 for nude and $20 for the hand job. (300 for FS) Got a shitty massage, ok start to a hand job, but she complained when I tried to touch too much. Said if I didn't stop she would have to go, so I sent her on her way. In sum it was $60 too much. Said she would come back the next day if I didn't tell her "sister". But I wasn't about to take a risk again.
I had much better experiences elsewhere... and will report soon. Including a TWO DAY freebie out of one of the big strip clubs. In general PV is expensive but the service is excellent. This was the exception...
Dickus
DM,
Sorry we did not catch each other sooner and compare notes. I thought you had bagged Patty. Interesting though on our rating system she could pass as an 8 but we all have our opinion. I thought the other girl that was there with her edged her out a bit.
I noticed drunk white US or Canadian gals at Carlos O'Brian's dancing on tables in the early afternoon just begging to get laid. Also amatuer Mexican gals are to be had if you venture away from the beach. They are shy at first but just chat them up with a little Spanish, it goes a long way.
I still have report #2 to compile but it is late & I have to get up early, just wanted to check in.
It may be another day or so before I get time to post the second full report but I must warn my fellow mongerers DO NOT go to Lucy Massage. It really sucks! I will post in detail about it but just giving a preliminary heads up.
Here it is almost Dec 1 and I'm headed to PV for some work/fun. Dec 1-5. It seems as if the action changes.
Any recent reports? I'll be single and on the prowl this trip.
Thanks fellow mongerers!
As others have said, the mongering in Puerto Vallarta is poor and very expensive.
That said, I visited Candys Girls over near the entrance to the Marina. 100 pesos cover charge (US$10), but it includes one lap dance plus a shot of tequila, so not too bad a deal.
Not that many chicas available when I showed up around 7, but eventually
a dark haired chica who went by Celeste came over. She did a good job on the lap dance and Willy was eager for more. The "manager" came over and quoted 1,000 pesos for 15 minutes "privada", 1500 for 30 minutes, 1750 for one hour. He was also very pushy for tips....and I was insulted when he said a 70 peso tip for him was too little...SHEEESH...the guy does ZERO work and then complains that he's underpaid! That's the kind of lame attitude you find at all the places in Puerto Vallarta, though.
If I were smart, I'd have left, but Willy was thinking for both of us, and he saw no problem with dropping 1K pesos for a little "hide the log" action, so into the privada we went.
Privadas are lame. Small uncomfortable rooms, harshly lit, with blacked out windows right next to the chairs where other clients are doing lap dances. Only furnishings are thin, dinky little massage tables.
The chica got nekkid faster than me and was rip roarin ready to go. Smallish tetas, maybe B cups, and a little more flab on the stomach than I expected. Perfunctory FS, but she claimed it would have been better if I'd paid for the full hour (yeah right). Said she was 19 years old. Maybe so...
Overall, not a memorable occasion. Got the job done, but Juniors is a nicer club (but also expensive with "managers" who want big bucks for nothing).
As always, mongering in Vallarta bites...
Hawg
These places are not cheap. However, the quality of the chicas is usually pretty good. I have been down there 25 or 30 times over the past six or seven years and have rarely been disapointed. As for the "managers" and for that matter, the "security" people that are always in great supply, I have not tipped them more than a couple of bucks at any time. My personal policy is that whenever someone asks for a propina, they get nada! In my opinion, the only guy worth tipping is the one that is holding the watch for the private time with the chicas.
If you are looking for a GFE, invest some time on your first night and find a chica to your liking and ask her if she wants to go to dinner the next night. I have had this work on several occasions where a night out on the town, dinner at a nice restaurant leads to an enjoyable night back at the hotel, with only the cost of the dinner. Some might even be ok with just room service.
As for the two clubs, I usually find the service a little better and the ladies a little friendlier over at Juniors. I also find the seating at Juniors a bit more comfortable. Juniors also has rooms upstairs that have beds. They have one room with a king size bed and several smaller ones with just small single beds.
Just a little on my experiences, for what it is worth. If anyone is going down this weekend, I am planning a short three night trip down arriving on Saturday. I will be the one in the Alaska hat at Juniors or maybe to visit some old friends at Candys.
#1908
Well, I am back from PV. Let’s face it, I am not a successful mongerer. Fortunately, I have many opportunities to get it right as I will be going to PV during the first week of January.
Here is my report, useless as it is. But first I have to tell anyone who reads this that I only tried MPs, not places like Juniors. For the present, I have my reasons but will no doubt graduate to these places, just not now.
I tried six MPs – Yin-Yang, Armonia, Damely, Luz de Luna, Venus and one other – the name I don’t remember, something like Healing Hands. I admit that I am timid about asking for extras, but I was sure to not cover myself with the towel thinking that this would make a statement. In fact, in one of the places I told the girl not to cover me when I rolled over. She did not but seemed disinclined to meet me half way. I did get some good massages.
My report is that I did not even get a HJ anywhere. I even had a lead, Damely Massage. A post by Allen Eire told me that either of two sisters would do the deed, but alas Patty was not there, and I just did not care for her sister. The latter did give me a massage of so-so quality. Another girl at Damely also gave me a massage, but no extras. Allen’s report suggested that Patty would at the very least give a good massage and HJ with the good possibility of much more. With her absence, there was no such luck for me.
As I said, I will go back in January. I am going to take Don Tonto’s suggestion and try Juliette, Musas, Justine and some others that I saw including Nifas. I also plan to go to Lucy’s. I will report on my adventure, and this time I hope it will be a success.
If anyone has any suggestions for MPs in PV, please let me know including whether they scored any successes at the MPs that I tried (where and who). By telling me that you were successful, I will know that I just have to be more aggressive in asking for extras. I would really appreciate the help!
Expect a report. Here’s hoping.
Reese
I was in PV last week, I go at least a week every year. Things haven't changed much.
First night we just window shopped at Juniors.
We visited Prestige our second night. This place is expesive but the girls are all 8's and higher I don't care who's scale your using. Most are from other countries and some will not leave the bar. Several girls speak good english and if your smooth you can get them cheap Sunday night, there night off. They have private rooms and you can get a 5 min dance for $20 US or you can get all out sex for one hour for $265 US. To take a girl out it is $300 for two hours. The drinks for the girls are $26 US each, your drinks are close to normal bar prices. The girls here are good dancers. If you want to go watch a girl get off on stage or drip hot wax all over herself this is a good place to hang out. The girls will not approch if you tell the manager your just going to watch and shop. 10 dollar cover. We did take two out of here (that hit the pocket book) and it was made very clear that we were not to tip and that you paid for everything and anything. My buddy and I both got anything and everything, both of us were happy with the service we got.
The third night we hit Juniors, it did have some girls from other countries this year. The girls range from 5's on up. I took one out from Hungary that was nice (solid 9) , she claimed to be only 25. Body looked 18 and the face looked 30 (very attractive 30). She spoke some english, $200 for 2 hours at my hotel. She liked sex and was disappointed when she had to go back and I was exhausted. My buddy made a deal with a girl from juniors he new from previous years and it cost him about $100 US a night.
The fourth night I meet a local non-pro and went out with her the rest of the time down there. If you can speak spanish (which I can't) you can easily pick up locals in the bars. They would perfer to be wined and dinned by a tourist than treated like property from a local. The girl I picked up refered to local Mexican men as "Mexican Macho". Being a nice guy can actually get you somewhere in Mexico.
I did have numbers from the girls from Prestige and Juniors and both made it clear that side deals were possible.
I was in Puerto Vallarta for the New Years Holiday. I got a last minute flight into PV. Went through Customs, (They took an Orange from me that I had packed for my trip) I had planned on renting a car in PV so I made my way over to Dollar Rent a Car. I had made reservations over the Internet before I left, $123 for three days. When I got there they tacked another $39 a day for insurance, which I thought was outrageous. When I wouldn’t go for it they charged me for a days rental. I have never had a good “rental car” experience in Mexico. In the end I was better off with out a car, but I had wanted one just in case I was interested in doing some mongering in some of the towns around PV.
I grabbed a taxi drove in the the southside of town and found a small economical hotel GaViota right on the beach. I would use this place to look for a nicer place for my next two nights. That night was New Years. The place was packed with people, most of them on the “Malecon” which is the main street in town running along the beach. They shot fireworks from huge cannons right at your feet. The one thing I truly love about Mexico is there lack of rules around most things they do.
On to the things you want to hear about…
I had hoped I could pick up a local that night, I smiled at many but could not get very far. I speak fluent Spanish and that was not helping my cause. I think most people were out with friends and family. I got to bed by three am convinced that I would have a shit more luck the next day.
Day Two in PV
I woke up had some coffee and breakfast, I checked into a new hotel Playa de Los Arcos. A decent 4 star hotel close to town and more importantly close to Juniors. Juniors was closed New Years Eve and New Years Day. I called Ninfas Massage, this is one of about 5 different “escort” services offered in town. You call tell them what your looking for and they are at your door in about 30 minutes. What awesome service! I hooked up with a very young shy 18 year old “local” named Sandy. She had a very tight little spinner body. I paid $1500 Pesos for an hour and a half. You could get 1 hour for $1000. Getting her in to the Hotel was a little tricky I asked her to dress like a tourist. She was able to get past the receptionist, and into my room with out a hitch. Total GFE experience. I went twice and enjoyed every position imaginable. She was into it as I found every Latina I hooked up with. They really like to fuck as I do.
Day Three:
Woke up at 10:00 AM coffee over at the Internet Café. (The breakfast places serve very weak coffee for the most part.) Decided to experiment with Cialis so went to Pharmacia Guadhalara (sp) spent $540 Pesos for 4 pills. Talk about a hard on that keeps on ticking.. Called Juilletes, they wanted $1500 for an hour I said I would give them that for an hour/ and half and she agreed. I asked for a round Latina, since I had just enjoyed a thin spinner the day before and they sent over a “classic” Mexican round extremely large breasted woman. Her name was Katrina, she made it to the room. I gave her the $1500 and proceeded to have her once again like anything I wanted. I have never asked for Greek since I don’t like. But I think they would for a tip. I walked her back downstairs to her “driver” and she was off back to her apartment. Evidently she shared with me that all of the girls stay in a single apartment some where in the city watching TV, till the “receptionist” calls with a client. I asked if there was a way I get to that apartment and that is not possible. She did say that you can request as many girls as you want and simply pay $100 Pesos to the ones you don’t want for there taxi ride back to the apartment. Kills me that I can’t get a view of all of the girls in the various apartments in town that function as escort holding areas.
Day three evening;
Juniors is opened finally I walked up the street (Olas Altas) from Playa de Los Arcos (three blocks max) It’s a little tricky finding it. Basically right before the street ends there are some very steep stairs to the left. You climb these to the top and there is it. $100 Pesos to get in includes a shot of tequila, and a voucher for a lap dance. The Place was dead at 10:00 was not till 12:00 that it began to jump. The beers were $150 Pesos, or you could buy a pitcher for $400. The girls will come buy and work you for a drink, just send them on there way with a smile and there is no problem. The Service there is great lot’s of attention from the staff who are all wired with headphones. You can take whatever girl you want upstairs (Where some of them live) or you can take them to your hotel for $200. ( 2 hours) He girls were mostly 8’s two or three 9’s . I arranged for a girl to come back to my room after her shift at 5 AM. Madison was a hot Latina from Veracruz. Ass like you could not believe. I left around 2:00 AM walked back to my Hotel, getting hit on by the hundreds of gays that stay in that area of PV. (Strange that Juniors is right in the middle of gay town PV) Went back to my room slept for a couple of hours and then got a call from Hotel Security saying a girl wanted to talk to me. They wouldn’t let me bring her in so we hung at a local bar for a couple of hours messing with each other and waited for the day shift to come in at 7:00 AM. When they did I took Madison back to my room and she was just incredible. Tight body, her reverse cow girl is some thing she does extremely well. I hung with her for a total of 6 hours gave her $150 US and she asked for the “lubricant” we used during sex. (She said it made her very hot) I walked her back to Juniors. Now it was time to rush to the airport for my trip back to the Bay Area.
I fucking love Mexico
Fellow Mongers,
I haven't been to PV since 2002 and it started to suck ass during that time. Back in 99-01 I had great times in the Zona Roja and Juniors. Los Lobos was rocking when I was there in 99, alot of bad bitchs. At the Alamo I hit the Jackpot once, when I banged a young hot ass girl back in 2000. It's too bad that the Alamo turned into a dump, if it wasn't one before.
Anyways, is Cadillac still open? The manager that worked there was good peoples. Never begged for money like ever other place in PV. I hate that SHIT, bastards think you owe them something.
Pics of Zona Roja
Stravanganza is the only club in the roja zona that is worthwhile. It can be hit or miss, but ask for Dora as she speaks English. They have new rooms there that are far better then any other club in town. mirrors, air and a nice shower. For thirty minutes 500 pesos for the girl and another 50 pesos for the deluxe room. Most of the chicas don't speak English, but they understand everything else. Every other place in town is at least twice that much. If you want further info pm me as I am in PV quite often and can help suggest bonita chicas.
I was in PV last week and returned to Luna massage where I had a nice time with two different girls last year. They were booked up so I returned a couple of hours later when I told her I wanted the "special" massage. The lady told me they no longer do that. Disappointed but wanting some relief I tried a couple of other massage storefronts only to be told that they only give "professional" massage.
Out of desperation, I stopped by Lucy's massage which had been reliable, except for the last two years. Lily was working the front desk and I told her I was interested in a "special" massage and without missing a beat she stated it would be $750 pesos. Lily is an attractive, petite chica. She indicated that the "special" would be a HJ. I asked for oral but she said no. Lily gave an excellent massage. On the flip I started to rub her ass and went for her chest but she said no touching.
Not the best experience but it was the only port in the storm I could locate.
As a sidenote, Lucy's had business cards on their desk for themselves and for Luna.
Saw Patty at Damely Massage and all was as reported. This is a one flight up business near a very busy intersection in "old town". Well signed and easy to find. Walked in around 2 pm and asked for Patty. Luckily she was available. Told her a friend of mine had referred me to her when she asked if I'd been in before. She quoted me 300 pesos for the hour and we proceeded. Nice firm massage...no teasing or suggestive moves. At the end of the appointment she whispered into my ear...so close and quietly it was almost funny. I suggested a hand finish and she requested 200 pesos extra. The deed was done, I paid her the 500 total and left a happy man. Touching only outside the clothes. About a 7 in appearance.
Returned in two days, but asked for oral this time. Patty was hesitant...asked if I had a condom...I did...and she held firm to her price of 400 tip for a total of 700 pesos. Also offered her 1000 pesos total for fs, but she laughingly declined. I really don't think she wants to go that far. So the oral was good, nothing special, but I left a happy man.
Patty told me she only does oral for her boyfriend, but she needs the money.
Did not try any other massage places as I thought there was a high likelyhood of striking out, based on Reese27 posts.. By the way, Patty left the room briefly about 3 times during each of the one hour appointments....probably to greet someone in the reception room.
Will write soon about Antorchas (bar across from the cruise ship terminal) and juniors.
Price check.
Girls are asking 500 pesos (US$45) in [b]Zona Rosa[/b], a dusty compound (muddy in this winter's unusual rains) that opens its loud bars at 10 PM. Many girls will settle for 450 pesos, like Carlota, a 6, who for some reason winks at you, as though it were sexy, then rushes you in bed in her primitive room. Adriana, a short 7 with a cute smile (cell phone 322-120-1168), accepted 400 pesos + 50 pesos for a clean room. Many others are fat and only 5-6 in looks. Absolutely dead in the daytime.
Girls, through the "manager", are asking 1,000 pesos (US$90!) & up at [b]Juniors[/b], a loud bar where you are required to pay a 100 peso cover for a lap dance that you have to go out of your way to request and then are told you have to pay even more to be able to touch. Opens at 8 PM, only 4 girls available then, disinterested in the customers and NOT the 8-9s described by a previous poster. Cheapest beer is 40 pesos. Basically a rip-off in my view, but YMMV.
[b]Hysteria[/b], on the right side of the road as you head into town via the tunnel, charges a 100 peso cover. What you get for this is a high level of second-hand cigarette smoke and the companionship of about 40 men sitting at tables hoping for a girl to come out and dance. No females in sight, really bad odds, I got out of there fast.
[b]Hotel Alamo[/b], past the airport on the left of the road to Ixtapa, does have girls available in the daytime, most of whom live there. 450 pesos for Corina, a single mother, looks 6, pleasant enough. The 3-4 others are a bit overweight.
The pleasure houses on Jacarandas and Aguacate streets on the east side of [b]Old Town[/b] have been shut down. I did find one of the old regulars there who led me to a nearby hotel (50 pesos). She had a vaguely cute face but as I discovered, a horrendous-looking body. 400 pesos.
Bottom line: this town is still in a third world country where you drink only the bottled water, step over broken concrete on the sidewalks, breathe in polluted fumes from the buses, and endanger your health if you eat at the food stalls. I love the people & the views of the bay. However, I don't think the prices sought by the women, a disproportionate number of whom are plus-sized, will lead to a lot of return visitors.
See you in Argentina.
I go to PV at least 4 times a year and always find beautiful girls to have fun with. For those of you that want some help finding girls, you can call my friend Dean, who is American and lives in PV, he has an arrangement where he can supply you with a nice, young chica and the hotel for around 1000 pesos. His number is 044 322 121 2213. He used to play with Molly Hachet, so he can help you find the wild scene in PV.
Good luck with the brown chicas.
There's an Aussie who actually stayed at this place as if it were a genuine hotel. He's got pictures, excellent directions, a little vocab for the Spanish-impaired, and highlights another joint that is probably just a nice place to have a drink with cute chicas. Anyhow, you can find his musings by doing the following search: "Alamo Hotel" "Puerto Vallarta"
Any reports on Juliet? It seems no one has mentioned it in the recent threads.
I am in PV this weekend, does anyone know the address for Juniors? A street name or something would help. Someone had provided a rough direction in a past post, but I can´t find the steep stairs he is talking about.
Thanks folks.
Juniors is on Pulpito. The bottom of the stairs are where it intersects with Olas Atlas.
When the cruise ships are in, usually Wednesday and Friday and sometimes Thursday, Antorchas can be a great place. First time I went there were 30 girls. The quantity & quality varies but it is definitly worth checking out. The action starts in the early afternoon until around 10:00pm. Not expensive and they have a place in the back.
Most tourists don't know about it but the locals and ship crews do.
Located just north of Outback Steakhouse before you get to Walmart.
I am looking for feedback on other mongers views of the outcall or incall services in Puerto Vallarta. Are they good, average, poor, and the quality of the girls.
[blue]Hi,
I sincerely appreciate your reports, but...
[red][u]Would you please STOP capitalizing the first letter of every word in your reports![/u][/red]
It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.
On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]
Jackson[/blue]
I am relocating to Puerto Vallarta sometime in the next 2 weeks so thank you so much for the update on what is going on there. The area behind the bull ring is quite an adventure. I remember going out there one night and ended up back in one of those little rooms with a girl and the next thing I knew it was 9 in the morning as we both passed out. I then could not locate a taxi so I ended up walking that long dirt road that goes by a school and ends down by the bull ring. It was quite the experience with cars going by me and here I am a gringo all dressed up in business attire walking down this road with cars passing by honking there horns as they all knew where I was coming from!. Any more information on other stripclubs e.t.c will be greatly appreciated!
Hi Guys,
Going on a cruise with some friends, going to be in PV just during the day. Hoping to get some info on someplace not to far from the cruisehips. Anything will help, been reading the forum, just not alot of info.
Hey WorldTraveler,
Read down through the messages for a place called "Las Antorchas". It is an open-air/covered patio "hooker bar" across the main road from the cruiseship terminal (and next door to the San Javier Hospital). It is only open during the day, with no cover charge and reasonably priced drinks. You can walk there in about 5-10 minutes. Girl quality varies, and is sometimes pretty decent. The girls are independents and don't work for the bar. To conduct business, they use an air-conditioned hotel room located a short walk behind the bar.
A few comments:
1) You will probably spot some of the employees from your cruiseship at Antorchas. They go there to kill time while the passengers are out exploring the town.
2) Don't go to Antorchas when there are no cruiseships in port. The girls don't show up when the prospects of customers are low. Obviously, this isn't a problem if you arrived on a cruiseship.
3) Since the girls don't work for the bar, they don't have specific work shifts. If you enter the place and don't see anyone that peaks your interest, grab a beer an sit back for a while. Maybe the right one will show up after a few more minutes.
4) Make sure you bring your own protection. Why use the cheap, and possibly ill-fitting, condoms typically found at these strip clubs and hooker bars when better, safer choices are available?
5) Don't forget to write about your experiences!!!
Don Tanto,
Thanks for the info. it is appreciated, I will definately write about the experiences. We are still out 6 months or so on the cruise.
Thanks again!
Worldtraveller
Hello everyone, and thanks for all the valuable information I have received the past few years.
I recently returned form a week long trip to Puerta Vallarta. After getting off the plane Monday afternoon, I had a few beers and then went to Juniors to spend the evening.
I broke all of my rules on the first night. I guess it was because I was so horny and not thinking straight. At Juniors I got duped into buying one of the girls a few drinks at $18 US per drink. She was also the prettiest girl in the whole place. She had a great attitude and lots of fun. Until I got her in the one of the back rooms. As soon as we got undressed her attitude turned a 180 degrees. Great looks , but not much in the sack.
Total damage: $170 for the girl, $100 for drinks, and $20 tip for the man who handled all the tratsactions and made sure I was well taken care of. I know it is way too much, but I was not of sound mind.
The rest of the trip I frequented a place called Stravaganza. It is locate north of town, behind the Bull Ring. Here the prices were much lower. for $100 US for half an hour. I picked out a really hot looking chica called Rosa. She was willing to do anything. Attitude 8, looks 7, GFE 6. She ruched me a little, but that was because she was quite popular, and wanted to get back and make some more money.
The next night I paid $70 US for a 23 year old chica who had the prettiest face. I told her I wanted anal, and at first she said no. She even told the main man that's what I wanted and we all got a good laugh. I was persistent and she finaly agreed to it. Once we got back to the room, she gave me a nice BBBJ, she then turned over and said she was ready. She is very pettite maybe 5'1" and 105 LBS. I asked here where the lotion was and she said she didn't have any. So I put my jacket on, spit on her ass, and preceded to drill her ass for a good ten minutes until climax . She took it like a sport.
Stravaganza is a low end joint with mostly mexixan clientel. The beers are only $2.00 US. The girls have a great attitude, and I was quoted $60 US by a few of them. This place is highly recommended. See pictures in photo gallery.
Sounds like you had fun, Groove Train. For you guys that haven't been to Stravaganza within the past year or two, they have added a nice section of brand new rooms to do business with the girls.
On my last visit, I was talking to the doorman and he was so proud of the new rooms that he wanted to take me back there for a quick tour.
For you old-timers, or readers of ancient postings, this place use to be called the Hawaii Club.
The Puerto Vallarta “Zona”
Ok, Groove Train’s post has inspired me to write a bit about the Zona in Puerto Vallarta. First of all, this place is off the beaten tourist track. It consists of a dirt parking lot encircled by a collection of old brick and concrete buildings. The Zona primarily exists to serve local Mexicans who are out to drink a few beers and have a good time with the ladies. As a tourist, you shouldn’t have any problems as long as you aren’t looking for one. You might be the only non-Mexican in the place, but most of the patrons are friendly towards gringos.
The good thing about the Zona is that it is cheap. No fancy laser light shows nor smoke machines that are common in the high-end tourist clubs. There are no high-pressure sales pitches, nor waiters in fancy suits. Just music, inexpensive beers and nice women. None of the places have cover charges, so you can just walk from place-to-place as you feel necessary. On Saturday nights, however, the Stravaganza Club sometimes wants you to buy a beer at the door when you enter for the first time. Finally, all of the clubs have private rooms to conduct your special business with the ladies.
Where is this Zona? First, locate the Walmart / Sam’s Club shopping center along the main road through Puerto Valalrta. At the next traffic light to the north, you will find the “Las Palomas Plaza de los Toros”, or “The Bullring”. Next to this bullring is a small paved road leading east, away from the ocean. You just follow this road for 0.9 miles and the Zona entrance will be on your right. Be alert, because it is possible to drive past the entrance to the compound without even noticing it.
Here is a brief rundown of the clubs:
Stravaganza: Without a doubt, this is the best club with the best looking ladies. It also has the biggest clientele. The ladies take turns stripping to music on a central stage while everyone looks on. After their sets, they sit and drink at the customer’s tables and try to interest them in a trip next door to the club’s new suite of private rooms.
Cadillac Club: This is hit-or-miss club. Sometimes it is open and sometimes it is closed (for no apparent reason). Sometimes there are several good looking women working there and sometime there is only a solitary, homely one. The format is similar to Stravaganza, except the stage show is very intermittent: a girl will dance a couple of songs and then the stage will remain empty for the next 30 minutes. This club is more for drinking with the ladies and then going to the private rooms.
Las Alansas: This club is interesting in that it sometimes has live musical entertainment. At other times, there is always the trusty jukebox . A large dance floor allows you to waltz the night away with the lady of your choice. The women are usually not as good looking as the Stravaganza or Cadillac Clubs, but everybody has a different idea of beauty.
Mi Tren: This place used to be a complete dump, but has improved a little bit over the past year with some construction. It is an open-air patio environment, where the ladies sit around and wait for an invitation to join you at your table. A central dance floor lets you take your lady for a spin, if you desire. On rare occasions, they have a stripshow, although, the strip show they had a few years ago featured a post-op transvestite that looked so much like a chica he/she could have fooled almost anyone. Fortunately, the waiter warned me beforehand so I wouldn’t make a fatal error! In general, the women at Mi Tren tend to be a little plumper and a little older than at the other clubs. Sometimes, this place can be lively and at other times it can be completely dead.
Travesti: This is a transvestite bar. If you enter this place and have a really good time then you are probably reading the wrong sex board!
Some Useful Notes:
1) Don’t Plan on Going To The Zona Until 11 PM (midnight is better). All the clubs are dead before then. The good news is that they stay open until the crack of dawn.
2) There are always a few taxis stationed in the parking lot, so don’t worry about getting home.
3) Saturday night is the busiest night, with the most women. Some of the local semi-pro women will arrive to make a little money on their “day off”. Monday and Tuesday nights are the slowest nights. Many of the girls take these days off. (Good to know if you want to take your favorite lady out for a night on the town).
4) Be wary of anyone soliciting you in the parking lot as it is probably a transvestite. They are not aggressive, or anything, but I wouldn't want you to have a little surprize. The girls seem to only go after the guys in the clubs, or they wave from the club doors (at Mi Tren and Las Alansas).
5) Do your restroom duties at the hotel before you leave. Believe me, you won’t want to sit on the toilet seats in the bar restrooms. If you absolutely have to go, use the Stravaganza Club restrooms, or maybe the Cadillac Club if it is open.
6) Very few of the girls speak English, and except for at the Stravaganza Club, most of the waiters don’t speak it either. A knowledge of Spanish would greatly improve your fun, but it isn’t strictly necessary.
Excellent post DT!
Thanks Allen Eire,
I have some fond memories of the times I visited Puerto Vallarta. My all-time favorite Puerto Vallarta chica was named Fernanda. Two or three years ago, she worked at Stravaganga, and later at the Cadillac Club when she had a falling-out with the former club's management.
Fernanda was a very busty 26 year-old lady with thick, curly black hair that fell midway down her back. She wore ruby-red lipstick and black mascara that highlighted her deep brown eyes. She wasn't fat, but her larger frame was accentuated by her sexy, low-cut evening dresses and elegant 8-inch spikes. Her dresses only managed to cover half of her ample cleavage, at most, while the shoes boosted her height from around 5' 5" to about 6' 1". One felt like he was displaying a showpiece as she took his hand and gracefully led him back to the private rooms for an enthusiastic performance. She was definitely not the typical Zona dancer.
Unlike a lot of working women who drink as fast as they can at your table, Fernanda would take her time. She preferred beer to mixed drinks and would often pour some of my beer into her glass while the waiters weren't watching. This saved me a lot of money, because the guy's drinks were a lot less expensive than the chica drinks. Fernanda was smart, however, because she knew that some of the money she saved at the drinking table would later be paid back to her with a visit to the private area: the difference being that the money was in her pocket rather than the club's.
As with some of the girls in the Zona, she actually lived at the clubs where she worked. To get out of the club, Fernanda was quick to accept an invitation to a night on the town during her nights off. Outside of the club, she was more conservatively dressed and enjoyed talking about current events and music. She had a very good sense of humor and one might never suspect her occupation from such an outside encounter.
On a later trip to Puerto Vallarta, I learned that Fernanda had moved farther north to Mazatlan. I have never seen her since, but I hope that life is treating her right, wherever she is. I miss her!
While I'm at it, here is a strange event which happened to me at Las Antorchas one afternoon. I think I have a post farther down that describes Las Antorchas as a little open-patio cantina that attracts independent working women interested in welcoming the cruiseship employees and seeing that they have a good time during their Puerto Vallarta stays.
So, I was sitting there quietly drinking my beer and surveying the surroundings. There were girls, trees, girls, cruiseship guys, girls, Captian Stubing of the Love Boat and, of course: there were girls. I was hoping to see the pretty little chica that I had spotted the day before, as she had been occupied with other customers for the duration of my previous visit. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found on this day.
Over a period of time, a couple of ladies dropped by my table and asked if I wanted their company. I was more interested in one than the other, but I said a polite, "No, thanks", and continued to drink my beer. The one I liked more, who had long, blond "Shakira-style" hair down to her rear, told me to just call her over if I changed my mind.
As I continued to drink my beer, a new woman entered the bar who I had never seen before. There are always women entering and leaving, as these independents don't have the fixed schedules of an employee. I really didn't pay too much attention to the new lady, but after a while, she just came over, sat at my table and started talking to me. She was a tiny bit heavy, but her typical women's bathing suit let you see that some of that weight was top-side, in a pair of nice breasts. Oh, and she was also a tiny bit drunk.
She told me her life story as she sat, including that she was a widow. Then, she told me how much she had been immediately attracted to me. I mean, this really started to get "gushy" and uncomfortable. Now, I'm only an average looking guy, so this sort of thing doesn't happen to me on a regular basis; especially with a reasonably attractive woman. She asked if I would buy her a drink. "The drinks here are the same price for everyone", she said.
So, I bought her the drink and she continued to gush about how much she liked me. I was really feeling awkard, but I still enjoyed the attention. Then she started begging me, "I want to have sex with you!" "Let's go to the hotel room behind the bar", she said, "I won't ask for any money, you just need to pay the doorman $10 dollars for the room". "I really, really like you", she added.
I know that this story already sounds unbelievable, but I felt very, very uncomfortable at this point. She was a sweet lady, maybe a little too nice a person to be working at that particular establishment. I had some small degree of attraction towards her, but she was implying that she wanted a real relationship rather than a business transaction. I would have honestly felt guilty if I had led her on under false pretenses. I don't know how things had gotten to where they were in this 30-minute instant romance, but I wanted out.
To escape this rapidly escalating situation, I told her I had a dinner appointment to make with my traveling buddies back at the hotel. She and I would have to meet up at some other time. She gave me her phone number and wanted me to call her the next day, so she could cook dinner for me. She even offered to drive to my hotel and pick me up.
To end the story, I didn't call her and was too much a whimp to show my face in Las Antorchas for the remainder of my week-long visit.
I'm not trying to pimp girls, but if any of you guys specialize in new mommas, go to Junior's Bar and ask for Dairé. She just returned to work after having a child 7 months ago. Her 100% natural breasts are still VERY large, although she is quite self-concious about her slight tummy bulge that is slowly disappearing. She has a very pleasant face, a nice personality and is an enthusiastic performer.
[QUOTE=Groove Train]The rest of the trip I frequented a place called Stravaganza....Here the prices were much lower. for $100 US for half an hour....The next night I paid $70 US for a 23 year old chica who had the prettiest face....Stravaganza is a low end joint with mostly mexixan clientel. The beers are only $2.00 US. The girls have a great attitude, and I was quoted $60 US by a few of them.[/QUOTE]I realize this was your first post, and it contained good detail and description. Thanks. So I'll try to criticize the message rather than the messenger:
To set the record straight for future visitors, the compound where this "club" is located, La Zona Rosa, is a dirty scruffy place, and aimed at a Mexican clientele. Many of the women are overweight and barely reach a 5 on the quality scale. The music is obnoxiously loud and cockroaches abound. Far better for the typical American to visit one of the tourist-oriented clubs mentioned in this thread.
That said, Zona Rosa might be tolerable for those who have a reasonable amount of Spanish and don't mind sub-standard conditions. You can bargain for a reasonably good-looking woman for 500-600 pesos. Much less if you're Mexican. Thus, seeing the prices mentioned in the above quote makes me sick. Under no circumstances should you pay $100 or even $70 at a dump like this. If you do, you fall into the category of rich, gullible Gringos who communicate by throwing their dollars around. This unnecessarily helps to eliminate Mexico as a place to get laid cheap.
A couple of blocks south of the cruise ship dock on the main road is Antorchas. The city bus will take you right by for 4 and one-half pesos. From old town it is about 50 pesos by taxi.
TJ is a shithole, but PV sounds even worse. Mexico has to be the worst country for "legal" prostitution.
TJ Bob,
I'm not sure what your refering to when you say PV must be a shithole. If your simply refering to the activities around sex I must say it can be expensive unless you realy know the city. I still wouldn't classify it as a shithole. PV has some very good looking ladies in some of the clubs aimed more at the tourist and wealthy Mexicans. Most of the girls in these clubs are imported, mostly from other parts of Mexico but some from Columbia, Venesuala and other countries. As for the city and surrounding area it is not even close to being a shithole. It is a great place to visit and enjoy a vacation. Great people, alot to do, nice weatherm clean and safe. Definitly not a shithole.
Well, one thing you have to admit...... nobody seems to post anything about PV.......
Hello guys,
I currently live in PV. I'm actually Mexican though brought up in a very non-mexican way. In any case. I currently live in PV. And I LOVE to go around bar jumping at night. Any information you need. It will be my pleasure to share with you up to date info on the places where we can go and enjoy the company of women. And if you're ever down here. Well go out and say hello to the girls ourselves. I know a great deal of them. And most of them know me, or heard about me. I'm excited to have found this site. And look forward to messaging with you guys.
The strip club/hooker bar candys girls used to have a pretty good website. Seems like it no longer exists... the club close or just their web provider?
[QUOTE=Belgrath]The strip club/hooker bar candys girls used to have a pretty good website. Seems like it no longer exists... the club close or just their web provider?[/QUOTE]I don't know about their website. But the place is still up and running. And I don't think theyll be closing anytime soon. Anyone in particular you want to visit again? ; o)
[QUOTE=Serinar]I don't know about their website. But the place is still up and running. And I don't think theyll be closing anytime soon. Anyone in particular you want to visit again? ; o)[/QUOTE]
Perhaps Ferananda the big boob blond, she works down there few months a year when she takes working vacations from TJ. After a month or 2 of not sessioning her the idea of banging her again down there pops in my mind.
Well. Senior frogs is a disco/bar. Where you need to actually PICK UP a girl. The advantage with a strip joint like junirs is taht you simplo go. And choose. Pwer of your pocket is the only limit to the situation. And yes. I agree there are some very cute girls there. And its been proven. Usa and canadian girls like dark mexican guys. Just like dark mexican girls like blonde and blue eyed USa and canadian guys. So. Just focus on those main points. And youll surely get laid.
[QUOTE=Belgrath]Perhaps Ferananda the big boob blond, she works down there few months a year when she takes working vacations from TJ. After a month or 2 of not sessioning her the idea of banging her again down there pops in my mind.[/QUOTE]Ok. Lets see. Big boob Blond. In a strip bar. Even if it is in mexico. I think I know about 6 or 7 of those! But pls. Let me know if she was any good. Will surely look her up or find out when shes back in town.
:o)
Thanks to Dafinestra & Don Tonto for their info about [b]Las Antorchas[/b]. I´ve been looking for a daytime place like this since the 90s, when most places moved away from the center of town.
[Monday]
I went there at 1:00 PM. The location is exactly as Dafinestra & Don Tonto described. There was one cruise ship in port. There were three girls, a chubby 5, a chubby 4, and the object of my desire: Pauleta, 29 years old, a slender 7 with brown eyes (what else?), straight streaked medium-length brown hair tied in a pony tail, medium height, and a pretty smile.
I smiled, offered to buy her a beer (20 pesos), and we sat for 20 minutes and chatted with my limited Spanish.
She asked 500 pesos for FS, I offered 400, and she said ¨We´ll see.¨ She finally relented on the price, but said she wasn´t in the mood right now...perhaps in an hour or two. Ouch! I asked what the problem was: me, the money, another man (there was one other gringo and 3 Mexicans waiting), and she said she was just tired. I really wanted her and showed my disappointment. What was really galling was that she called over one of the other girls and chatted with her while I drummed my fingers in frustration. She let on that she usually goes with only TWO men per day and is very selective. I guess she is also a bit shy and likes to take her time sizing up a guy before going with him.
Finally she agreed to go to the hotel. 110 pesos for the room. It´s a 5-minute stroll on a newly-cemented path out in back of the bar. She took off her outer garments and proved to be my ideal body type: indented waist and precious A-cups. We hugged, she sat on my lap facing me, as we rubbed our privates, and she moaned as though she was getting turned on. Probably not, but it was a huge turn-on for me. We quickly shed our underthings, and she was gentle and affectionate in bed. Nice personality, nice body...I´m going back soon!
I don´t recommend this place if you don´t speak Spanish. It´s a daytime gig. Reportedly the most girls are there at about 4 PM, on cruise ship days only.
[The following Friday]
I went back. Paulette was there. Same preliminaries: she chatted mostly with her girl friend. But after a beer she agreed with no hesitation for another go in the hotel. She was energetic and affectionate. Afterwards, another beer and some English lessons for her. A good experience.
On this Friday there was only one ship in port, but my visit was at 3:00 and there were 8 or 9 girls, one nice 7 dressed in yellow, a somewhat cute but chubby 6, and the rest 4s and 5s. About 10 guys were playing pool or sitting with girls.
This place beats Zona Rosa, but as I opined recently, new gringo visitors should go to a place like Juniors for a show or a lap dance or a hot babe or an English-speaking opportunity to get laid or a chance to impress with your dollars.
Afternoons and Early Evenings in PV
I just got back from Puerto Vallarta. Several of the times of business listed in previous reports are in error. I would like to help others schedule their times to monger in PV if they cannot do it late at night. Candy’s Girls near the marina is open only from 6 PM to 6 AM, not during the afternoon as stated in earlier posts. The only place I could find girls during the afternoon was at Antorchas near the cruise ship terminal. They were there from about noon on. Earlier reports said that the girls were there only when the cruise ships were in port. That may be true since there were cruise ships every day I was in PV. However, two of the girls said that they were there everyday, whether or not the cruise ships were present.
Hotel Alamo just beyond the airport had only one ugly girl at about 3 PM on the afternoon I visited. It is difficult to get there and I do not recommend the trip. It is quite a dump, even by my standards. I went to Stravaganza and the Zona Rosa at 3 PM and later at 7 PM. I finally asked someone there, and they said that they opened at 10 PM, thus the previous reports of (limited) activity during the afternoon seem to be erroneous.
There were about 5-7 girls present at Antorchas all afternoon. They ranged from 4s to 7s. Their demeanor was quite nice. They were very friendly and accommodating. That’s worth a few points to me since I would much rather have a medium pretty girl who was sexy and nice than a beautiful one who was very cold and businesslike. I liked the place went with 3 or 4 of them over a period of several days. I strongly recommend Pauletta who is quite thin with small but very firm A or B cups. She was very well dressed and accommodating. The costs were reasonable, 400 to 500 pesos plus 120 pesos for the room (plus 10 pesos for a tip for the room). Thus it was $53 to $63 US. To get to the room you have to walk out back about 120 yards through a jungle like area.
I was at Candy’s Girls only one time, about 6:20 PM (open 6 PM to 6 AM as mentioned above). 100 pesos entrance fee which entitles you to a shot of tequila which you must drink there. There were 4 or 5 very beautiful women plus about 4 others who were prettying-up in the back. They were absolutely outstanding, as pretty as the most beautiful girls you see in a high class US strip club (and you can do everything with them too). The beers were $4 (40 pesos). I don’t know how much the drinks cost for the girls, probably expensive, but I usually turn-down drinks for the girl unless I am uncertain and want to get to know her better before I decide. I almost immediately went with tall, dark, slim and buxom Leticia, a drop-dead beautiful 10 in my book. There appeared to be no room for negotiating the price. The cost was 1560 pesos, which you pay up front to a manager for 30 minutes. I gave him 1600 pesos and that seemed to be a good enough tip for him. I know that $160 is a lot for Mexico, but the quality of the girl and the service was outstanding.
Contrary to what I read from previous posts, the room was very clean and spacious. It had a clean layer of cloth covering an 8 foot long flat leather couch in the shape of an “L”. They also had an attached bathroom. It was somewhat dark, and next time I would request raising the light level so that I could see the girl and the action better. Leticia stripped down quite rapidly and gave me a very nice CBJ. She wanted to start having sex right away, but slowed down when I asked her. I proceeded to suck her absolutely outstanding C or D breasts which were firm and erect, possibly the second best pair I have ever seen in my life! I stroked her body all over and she let me slide my finger up and down her juicy crack (but not enter her). Leticia was so high class and beautiful that I offered a “propina” to do oral sex on her. It was long, slow and delicious, and she seemed to get quite excited. We then proceeded to do several different positions. I was not hurried. Her moans were good, but probably not quite believable, but what the hell! I gave her a $20 tip. Thus the total cost was $160 +$20 or $180, a lot for Mexico. (I don’t want to spoil it for other mongers either, but I don’t think I did. I think that is the price at Candy’s Girls.) To me it was worth every bit of it since the quality was something that is almost unattainable in the US for probably less than $500 or $1000 (a really high class lady). The other girls there seemed to be of similar, very high quality.
Enjoy your daytime/early-evening mongering in PV.
Mass Monger
Ok so so this past Saturday, not minding the fact that I was very tired (which never gets in the way of a couple of beers and a girl). I went with a very good friend of mine to the Zona Rosa. So here is the update.
The extravaganza is the only bar that is worth having a look into, unless you're into big tub looking women, or transvestites. So I wont get into that.
If you go to Extravaganza. Ask for MARIPOSA. Translation in english. BUTTERFLY. Shes a very nice 8-9 with balck hair, always smiling, along legs and a firm set of boobs. Since I knew I needed to pass on the information accurately. I asked for the full service which cost me 700 pesos, roughly 70 USD. She took me right next door where they set us up in a nice enough room with bathroom, shower and all. WORD OF ADVICE. Don't go around barefoot here. Trust me. So she lay in the bed. Talking and always smiling while I got undressed and lay down in bed. Cit chatting and non-chalantly she went straight to give me a CBJ. And well. Basically. And in understandable terms. If you're ever in PV. GO FOR HER.
Shes got a very nice body, attitude. She never ONCE presured me into finishing. Let me touch her. And even did a great job of faking she enjoyed it. We each took a quich shower afterwards and left and went back to drinking.
WHICH takes me to the next event. My friend and I had always liked this waiter girl. Who TODAY happened to dress as a dancer and work. I asked around and someone told me she did it on and off. After the great experience I just had. I got all excited and decided to go for her too.
Well. Again. Word of advice. If youve hired a hooker. And had a great experience. LEAVE IT LIKE THAT. Leave a winner and call it quits. I ended up with the other girl. Paying twice the price (foolish me I thought itd be more enjoyable to spend some more time with her and have seconds). Well. She turned out to be a real mess. Unshaven legs. Slight mustache. Flabby tits. Oh. And PLEASE don't EVEN THINK about touching them. No change of positions. Misionary. And that is it. Complaining all through the session. Kiss on the neck, shoulder, hand, cheek. ANYWHERE. Very Frustrating. So. Just like I recomend MARIPOSA. Write down. NEVER go for MAGALI.
I ended up going back home and leaving the girl with a whole hour payed off in advance. Alone.
Take care. Will keep you up to date.
[QUOTE=Serinar]Hello guys,
I currently live in PV. I'm actually Mexican though brought up in a very non-mexican way. In any case. I currently live in PV. And I LOVE to go around bar jumping at night. Any information you need. It will be my pleasure to share with you up to date info on the places where we can go and enjoy the company of women. And if you're ever down here. Well go out and say hello to the girls ourselves. I know a great deal of them. And most of them know me, or heard about me. I'm excited to have found this site. And look forward to messaging with you guys.[/QUOTE]Myself and 2 buddies are heading out there this Thursday Feb 2nd through Monday for Superbowl weekend. It's an annual trip we take. Last year it was Whistler, Cananda and Vancouver the 8 years previous Vegas. Figure we wanted some sun and hot local women to hook up with!! Anyway we would love to hook up with a local guy to show us the local hot spots. One of my buddies is from Mexico and speaks perfect Spanish.
As mentioned we are looking for great hook up spots for local girls. Of course plan B is the spots listed on this thread. Also a hot spot to watch the game is much desired!
Let me know, we are interested on our end!
[QUOTE=Serinar]Hello guys,
I currently live in PV. I'm actually Mexican though brought up in a very non-mexican way. In any case. I currently live in PV. And I LOVE to go around bar jumping at night. Any information you need. It will be my pleasure to share with you up to date info on the places where we can go and enjoy the company of women. And if you're ever down here. Well go out and say hello to the girls ourselves. I know a great deal of them. And most of them know me, or heard about me. I'm excited to have found this site. And look forward to messaging with you guys.[/QUOTE]Myself and 2 buddies are heading out there this Thursday Feb 2nd through Monday for Superbowl weekend. It's an annual trip we take. Last year it was Whistler, Cananda and Vancouver the 8 years previous Vegas. Figure we wanted some sun and hot local women to hook up with!! Anyway we would love to hook up with a local guy to show us the local hot spots. One of my buddies is from Mexico and speaks perfect Spanish.
As mentioned we are looking for great hook up spots for local girls. Of course plan B is the spots listed on this thread. Also a hot spot to watch the game is much desired!
Let me know, we are interested on our end!
[QUOTE=Mass Monger]The only place I could find girls during the afternoon was at Antorchas near the cruise ship terminal.... two of the girls said that they were there everyday, whether or not the cruise ships were present.[/QUOTE]I can confirm this. I was there today, Monday, a Constitution Day holiday, with no ships in port, and there were 7 girls & 6 clients in there at about 4:30 PM. I had walked by the day before (Sunday) and it was closed.
My favorite, [b]Paulette[/b], said she was having her period. (So why was she there? I guess she likes the atmosphere & talking with her friends.) She sat with me, and I asked if she would be pissed if I went with another girl. She said no.
I hooked up with [b]Rosa[/b], a short cute 20-year-old with a pretty smile. She`s extroverted and chatty, so knowing Spanish really helps here. 20 pesos for a Coke, 110 pesos for the room, and 400 pesos for her. Frankly, I think she would have turned me down for that amount if Paulette hadn`t said that`s what I had paid her last week.
She asked for the money up front. Undressed, she had perfect A-cups, and a slender body. She kissed my neck with a light biting action, showing she`s done this many times before, and rubbed my member, but rather mechanically. Because of the price and the fact that she was leaving to go shopping after my trick, she was a bit rushed, but she was willing to do what I suggested in bed.
Bottom line: She´s not 100% client-focused, but I recommend Rosa for her bubbly personality and cute looks.
i visited la zona rosa on saturday. at 6 pm it was completely dead, although a guy wetting down the dust was nice enough to take me to the proprietor of las alazanas bar, who took me to the rooms of two 5s and what appeared to be a transvestite. i declined and said i'd be back later.
at 10 pm i returned. i looked into el tren bar, the first one on the left as you enter, and there was only one 6, who smiled pleasantly. i then went to las alazanas, which is straight across the courtyard. there was blaring music and about 5 girls, including [b]maria[/b], a tall, slender 7, with curly brown hair, b-cups, and a pretty face, who was doing a sexy dance at the door.
avoid her.
she asked for 700 pesos, confirming earlier reports here of this outrageous asking price for gringos. i said no, had a beer (15 pesos), and then left. as i passed maria on the way out, i asked if she was sure about refusing my 400 peso offer. this time she agreed. yes, you can bargain here, and no, it's not worth paying us$70 for any girl in this dumpy, dirty complex.
maria has either a drug or a mental disorder. as we engaged in sex, she grimaced as soon as i barely touched her. then unexpectedly she would burst out laughing, and then show pain again, even before i penetrated. she kept complaining that time was passing fast. she refused to keep her bra off after giving me a peek. she tried to use her hands as a pussy to keep me out. a real bad performance.
afterwards i told her bluntly that her behavior was terrible and that she was in the wrong business. she said she was married, and only enjoyed sex with her husband.
when we left, she went into another room with two girls, probably to partake of some substance. i told them also (and the manager on the way out) how bad her service was.
get to this place after 11 pm and you will likely find enough decent-looking girls to choose from other than maria.
I expect to be visiting some small towns north of PV next month. Does anyone have any info on Los Ayalas, Guayabitos, or anywhere else in the area?
The Zona in Puerto Vallarta doesn't really get started until 12 midnight, although as DukePV said, the opportunity exists to grab an early arriving girl before then (some of the girls live on-premise, while others arrive by taxi).
For action earlier in the evening (like 9 PM), you could try one of the fancy "tourist" places; like Juniors, Chicas, Prestige, etc.
I struck out at Las Antorchas this afternoon. At 3 PM Paulette was leaving as I entered, and Rosa said she was having her period. The latter didn´t want to engage in oral sex. She was a bit snooty in her attitude, so subtract one point from my positive report last week. The other 4 girls were either fat or unattractive.
So I got on the bus to Ixtapa, which passes the [b]Hotel Alamo[/b]. There were 5 girls in the back, 4s and 5s, and I said I wanted a slender one. They presented [b]Rosa[/b], who had a vaguely cute face and wasn't all that slim. She wanted 600 pesos and we agreed on 500, including room. She was nothing to write home about. She insisted I wash my hands, then applied lubricant to the condom and did the job with a bored look on her face, never smiling. Not a place to go out of your way for unless you're horny.
Speaking of mediocre sex, I can reveal the location for bargain-basement sex near the center of town. It´s in a family neighborhood, with kids running around, so it´s perfectly safe. Walk up Madero or Aquiles Serdan street (with the bay to your back) until you reach Naranjo. On the far (mountain) side of Naranjo between these two streets is the [b]Hotel Erendira[/b], where the [b]streetwalkers[/b] take their trade. There are 2 or 3 regulars, and they hang out on Naranjo between Madero & Cardenas, usually by a tree or telephone pole. I had one for 200 pesos a few weeks ago, including hotel. But you get what you pay for: most are fat and have stretch marks. They are pleasant however. Spanish helps. Don't pay the 400 pesos they are asking.
As a resident of PV, I wanted to report on Damely Massage...the 2 sisters Paty & Ely (Elizabeth) are both pretty but not 10's. They are are not consistent in their treatment of customers but are usually very firendly. Ely will now do the massage nude for me now but it took a while. She has a nice body. She gives a good massage and a good experience once you know her. Once they did me together 2 on 1 and I can tell you I really enjoyed it. It is worth going to and it is not expensive.
Another place in Vallarta that has never been mentioned is the Ballena Azul (Blue Whale). It is downtown just off of Insurgentes near the Bahia movie theater. I do not remember the street. It is for locals and normally the ladies are not that great, but one time I got really lucky with a beautiful thin morenita girl and we had a wonderful afternoon with the GFE. I will never forget it but unfortunately I never found her again. The place is not great but if you are in the area, stop and check it out.
PV is not what it was inthe 90's but you can still have a great time. Candy's if you have the cash will not disappoint.
[QUOTE=Dafinestra]Candy's if you have the cash will not disappoint.[/QUOTE]If you´re browsing your PV map, here are the addresses of Candy´s and two other top-end places, as advertised in Vallarta Today. The girls at Candy´s (in the hotel zone) and Juniors (in old town) have been highly rated here.
[u]Candy´s Girls[/u]
Blvd. Fco. Medina Ascencio #2840-A
221-0633
[u]Tanzer Beach[/u]
Carret. a Tepic Km 146.5 No. 200
Nuevo Vallarta - Mezcales, Nay
(329) 296-5257
[u]Junior´s[/u]
Púlpito No. 180 Col. Emiliano Zapata
223-2733
The good news is that they take American Express, MasterCard, and Visa.
More good news is that they´re advertising two for the price of one on all international and national beverages every Sunday!
My friend said she was working a place called Guerra or something like that, mostly doing lap dances and stuff. She also worked at candy's during a working vacation down in pv. Never heard of Guerra club in PV.
[QUOTE=Belgrath]My friend said she was working a place called Guerra or something like that, mostly doing lap dances and stuff. She also worked at candy's during a working vacation down in pv. Never heard of Guerra club in PV.[/QUOTE]
Was the place called "Armageddon"? This relatively new place is along the main road, near Candy's Girls. I have never been inside though.
There are a couple of reports here with some excellent directions to good sounding places. Information on prices, even if dated, would be appreciated.
I am currently living in Coloso and have set up a BBBJCIM with a 6 if you like skinny ones (I do) but so far is about a four on performance. I am hoping she can learn before my patience runs out. At least my money won´t run out as this is $$100 pesos, about $10 US. Comes up to the apartment when I schedule it. There is also a house across from my favorite watering hole. Hàve not bothered to check it out as it appears to be very inexpensive which usually means low quality all around.
Look forward to prices on other sources of varied price level services.
THANX
jack
[QUOTE=Dafinestra]As a resident of PV, I wanted to report on Damely Massage...the 2 sisters Paty & Ely (Elizabeth) are both pretty but not 10's. They are are not consistent in their treatment of customers but are usually very firendly. Ely will now do the massage nude for me now but it took a while. She has a nice body. She gives a good massage and a good experience once you know her. Once they did me together 2 on 1 and I can tell you I really enjoyed it. It is worth going to and it is not expensive.
Another place in Vallarta that has never been mentioned is the Ballena Azul (Blue Whale). It is downtown just off of Insurgentes near the Bahia movie theater. I do not remember the street. It is for locals and normally the ladies are not that great, but one time I got really lucky with a beautiful thin morenita girl and we had a wonderful afternoon with the GFE. I will never forget it but unfortunately I never found her again. The place is not great but if you are in the area, stop and check it out.
PV is not what it was inthe 90's but you can still have a great time. Candy's if you have the cash will not disappoint.[/QUOTE]
The questionsabout the Armageddan place. I went there once and promised never to go back. It is a ripoff. The drinks were much more than at Candy's and they did not bring what you asked. The girls OK but not great. Avoid this place especially when there are good places like Candy's nearby.
[QUOTE=Dafinestra]Another place in Vallarta that has never been mentioned is the Ballena Azul (Blue Whale). It is downtown just off of Insurgentes near the Bahia movie theater. I do not remember the street.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip, Dafinestra.
I walked by the place on Wednesday night at about 7:30. The address is Madero 332. From Insurgentes walk down Madero 1/2 block towards the bay and it will be on your left side, just past the Hotel Hortencia. It´s your typical Mexican bar with cement floor, tables, TVs, and loud music.
At the door I got the eye from a droopy-titted 4, who was definitely looking for a customer. Inside there were several men and couples, but no other likely prey.
If I remember correctly, Ballena Azul has a big sign on the wall specifically saying that prostitution is not allowed there. I guess nobody reads the signs :)
Hello All. Thanks for all the great information posted so far.
The wife and I will be visiting in the first two weeks of April. We are booked into the Royal Decameron complex, and while we are visiting we'd like to visit some places for some "adult" entertainment, perhaps have some fun with another woman or couple, and receive some massages with extras.
Does any one know of or can recommend couple friendly places to go to, or massage out-call people to contact? Has anybody had any experiences with the Royal Decameron complex in regards to extra-curricular activities?
Thanks in advance for the replies
Soft Beard
Quick report on Candy´s, which I wandered into at about 11:30 on Friday night:
Cover charge - 100 pesos (includes a shot of tequila, which you must drink in the lobby before entering)
Drink charge - 40 pesos for beer or soda (includes a cup of peanuts)
There was one slender, hot 9 and several 7s. Two girls in bikinis (a lot of ass showing) were doing a pole dance on stage. A couple of girls came over to my table on their own to chat. (This did not happen when I visited Junior´s last year.) Of course, the waiter immediately appeared to see if I wanted to buy them a drink.
The rate for FS that I was quoted was US$100 or much more, depending on the length of time. I would have paid that for the 9 (who was with another guy), but not for the others.
I left without sampling the menu, but I found it to be a clean and friendly place. And not smoky or overloaded with men, like Hysteria. On the other hand, like all of these places, the music was much much too loud.
I have been to candy's manytimes. As a local they know me and waive the $100 pesos cover. I have never had a bad time there. The environment is customer friendly. You can have a slow night, but otherwise the place is good.
Stay away from armagedon. The opposite.
Can you give me any info on how to contact your slender friend?
I am currently living in Coloso and have set up a BBBJCIM with a 6 if you like skinny ones (I do) but so far is about a four on performance. I am hoping she can learn before my patience runs out. At least my money won´t run out as this is $$100 pesos, about $10 US. Comes up to the apartment when I schedule it. There is also a house across from my favorite watering hole. Hàve not bothered to check it out as it appears to be very inexpensive which usually means low quality all around.
Like DukePV, I'm not too hysterical about Hysteria. The place is small, with mirrored walls to make it look larger. If you arrive too late, all the best looking girls are occupied with customers. But most importantly, the music in the place is just too freaking loud!!!!!! Bring your earplugs, or you will be in pain.
[QUOTE=Soft Beard]Hello All. Thanks for all the great information posted so far.
The wife and I will be visiting in the first two weeks of April. We are booked into the Royal Decameron complex, and while we are visiting we'd like to visit some places for some "adult" entertainment, perhaps have some fun with another woman or couple, and receive some massages with extras.
Does any one know of or can recommend couple friendly places to go to, or massage out-call people to contact? Has anybody had any experiences with the Royal Decameron complex in regards to extra-curricular activities?
Thanks in advance for the replies
Soft Beard[/QUOTE]Royal Decameron will be a hard place to get someone into, id recommend you go too DUNAS motel, prices range from 25 dls to 60 dls or so.. depending if you want jacuzzy and all that. The simple rooms are good enough. A suite will be around 35 dls and youll have a big bed to play around in, its clean and sanitized, plus AC. As for call out massages, I dont use them myself, put im pretty sure I can dig up some info in the next days, For the time being, try Linda at Candys, not from personal experience but ive heard shell go along with a threesome and likes behind action for a little extra. Ill keep in touch whith whatever I can find out.
[QUOTE=DukePV]Quick report on Candy´s, which I wandered into at about 11:30 on Friday night:
Cover charge - 100 pesos (includes a shot of tequila, which you must drink in the lobby before entering)
Drink charge - 40 pesos for beer or soda (includes a cup of peanuts)
There was one slender, hot 9 and several 7s. Two girls in bikinis (a lot of ass showing) were doing a pole dance on stage. A couple of girls came over to my table on their own to chat. (This did not happen when I visited Junior´s last year.) Of course, the waiter immediately appeared to see if I wanted to buy them a drink.
The rate for FS that I was quoted was US$100 or much more, depending on the length of time. I would have paid that for the 9 (who was with another guy), but not for the others.
I left without sampling the menu, but I found it to be a clean and friendly place. And not smoky or overloaded with men, like Hysteria. On the other hand, like all of these places, the music was much much too loud.[/QUOTE]I believe the girl you're talking about (the 9) is Evelin. SHes brand new on the job, and has been putting out for money only recently. She does have an absolutely beautiful pair of nice big natural breasts though. Cesarean scar puts her down a bit. But still very attractive. As for Armaggedon, its closed. Didnt make it. They had ONE good week with awesome women. One of them is one of the best I've seen in a long time. But the place was so burnt out allready that no one came and it cost them dearly. To my good luck, that week I spent it all there, so I had all the girls for myself and the buds. And as for Hysteria, they have a couple of good looking women around, just stay clear of a few vampires who want to suck you dry and youll have a good time. The loud music thiing is thrue though, so if you're not ready to put up with that. Stay away. And as for extravaganza in the zona roja. I'll INSIST in having a go at Mariposa. VERY good in bed. Natural breasts. Smiling all the time. Take care y all and keep the fun times rolling.
Thanks for the info Serinar.
Any others have any info? Any "Adult shows" in PV, or just the girls dancing at some of the clubs?
Pity about the extremely loud music. I avoid places like that trying to save what hearing I have left.
Soft Beard
I noticed on the Bulenet site that they list two clubs called Candy's. The first is Candy's Girls with a location close to the marina. I assume this is the Candy's that are in the reports. The second is called Candy's VIP. The address for Candy's VIP is listed as "Corredor Trutístico Nvo. Vallarta - Bucerías". Does anyone know if this "second" Candy's does exist or has anybody been there?
Softbeard
[QUOTE=Soft Beard]I noticed on the Bulenet site that they list two clubs called Candy's. The first is Candy's Girls with a location close to the marina. I assume this is the Candy's that are in the reports. The second is called Candy's VIP. The address for Candy's VIP is listed as "Corredor Trutístico Nvo. Vallarta - Bucerías". Does anyone know if this "second" Candy's does exist or has anybody been there?
Softbeard[/QUOTE]In answer to your question, YES, there WAS a Candy`s VIP just off to the entrance to Bucerias, it was no good. It closed down and is currently another table dance bar called TANZERS. No good from what Ive heard, but cant confirm it.
Is $100, one hour is $200, hand job, table dance etc. Sorry girls but this is fucking Mexico and we rich Americans pay that in our own country and we get white girls that dont talk with a fake Euro accent and we also dont have to worry all the time about getting ripped off.
Common sense lost to dick thinking and I agreed. Mind you, I'm not afraid to shell out $200-300 for an escort but this isnt going to be the same experience. I know better but I still do it.
So I hand over my credit card.
We have agreed to $200 for one hour. It comes back with a charge for $331. The pimp at the place says there is a 20% service charge since I'm using my credit card and his math says $80 is 20% of $200. Also, the 2 beers I drank and the 1 drink the girl had, without mentioning this to me, are $17 each.
At this point I knew I past the point of no return. I was going to get fucked no matter what happens on my credit card. I am thinking in the back of my mind there will be a dispute forthcoming.
So I go upstairs with my Mexican **** and I get TF for about 1 minute, miss for a few more and then she tells me that she is tired and can I cum soon. WTF? She rolls over and I fuck her from behind and in 15 minutes fellas, I have shot my load. She dresses and leaves.
I find a towel to take a shower and there is no hot water. I dress and complain to the pimp that I got 15 minutes instead of 60. He argues that if I had a good time, what am I bitching about. Then he really crosses the line. Not that he didnt already. But he crosses the line where I look him in the eye and want to fuck his stupid face up. He tells me if I cant go for 60 minutes, what did I expect. He says most guys can go this long.
I walk out. I've spoken to my credit card company and I'm not liable for any of the charge. Fucking worthless piece of shit.
For my money, I thought Playa De Carmen was a better deal. I got chicks for $40/hr there and there were very good. I never felt like some giant scam. Fuck off Puerto Vallarta. Good riddance.
Sorry girls but this is fucking Mexico and we rich Americans pay that in our own country and we get white girls that dont talk with a fake Euro accent and we also dont have to worry all the time about getting ripped off.
Hmm. So that is what you think about Mexico. And obviously you think so highly of yourself. Plus all this referring to "white girls" and "Rich Americans". Instead of having a good time you came down to help yourself into feeling superior. No wonder you shot your load so fast! It is very obvious you have issues. I'm glad you got screwed and I am happier that you didnt like it, perhaps youll stay away and wont come back. Oh. And FYI, AMERICA is a continent. So " rich americans" applies to anyone from Chile and all the way up to Canada. And I'm pretty sure, that if you had a bad experience, its because you had a lousy attitude since the beggining.
I second his thoughts.
Don't come to Mexico and be an asshole.
You won't win, we're all Americans and brown pussy is better than white pussy any day.
FP
[QUOTE=Serinar]In answer to your question, YES, there WAS a Candy`s VIP just off to the entrance to Bucerias, it was no good. It closed down and is currently another table dance bar called TANZERS. No good from what Ive heard, but cant confirm it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Serinar, but what do you mean by no good? Music too loud, drinks/door charge to expensive, girls not friendly or pretty enough, the place is a dump? Can you tell me what you felt or heard wasn't good?
We're leaving for PV in 4 days, and really looking forward to it. As we're staying within walking distance of Bucerias, we will probably go and check out TANZERS, unless you know of a good reason why we shouldn't do this. Your thoughts would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance for your reply.
Softbeard
Remember: one person's beauty is another's dog, the beauty stops at the skin while the good inside glows through ugliness, and it's that great variety that makes this big large world so interesting and wonderful!
fellow mongers,
my first trip to pv and it was awesome! i stayed at la hoya and didn't realize how far the hotel was from downtown. anyway, the 2nd night there i stopped at a local farmacia and picked up some generic viagra, hung out downtown and found local girls wanting to flirt and talk, but couldn't reel any in. headed back to the hotel and checked the phone book for escorts. got a young, hot latina for 160 plus cab fare and it was total gfe! i twisted and turned her hot lil ass in every position imaginable and she was really into it. we took a shower after the first pop and headed back to the bed for more. we laid on the bed naked and she wanted to spend the night. hell, i even dozed off for a minute until reality set a bomb off in my head! i didn't even know this chica and i wasn't about to wake up the next morning with my stuff missing. i told her i'd call her again (which i didn't) and got her a cab. the hotel desk was a little snippy about bringing her up to my room, but i told them she was my professional therapeutic masseuse and if their fucking beds weren't so hard, i could get some sleep. they backed off and we went on our way. the 3rd night i hung out downtown and this cabbie asked if i needed anything (x, chiba, coke, chicas). i told him i needed some chiba and he takes me up the side street from carlos o'briens and into this little storefront bar. the guy plops out a big ass bag of weed on the counter! i peek out the doorway and there's a cop two doors down. i tell the cabbie this shit ain't cool. he looks out at the cop and says "don't worry about him he won't do anything, how much do you want?" being nervous i ask him how much and he says i have to buy a minimum of 50 dollars worth. wtf! i tell him to hurry up and we do the deal, get in his cab, and as he's driving off he flips off the cop! now he asks me if i want chicas and i say sure. he takes me to juniors and gets me a table right up front. i'm sitting in front, drinking free shots, with a bag of weed in my pocket, and the most absolutely gorgeous piece of ass with perfect fake boob showing me her "beefy" clit. the guy comes over and tells me she's mine for 250. letting the big head do the thinking, i pass, tell him i don't feel comfortable with a bag of weed in my pocket and i'll be back the next day (i lied. she was hot, but i needed to stretch the monger dough). i head back to the hotel, light up a doob while sitting on the balcony, and listen to the ocean. the next night i go to zona rosa and party it up like a king! ( i did avoid the shemale bars.) i met this one chick at stravaganza who lived in la, but got deported because her boyfriend had her delivering drugs. she had some big ass chi-chis and got into some lesbo shit also! later on i started feeling like the locals were getting jealous, so i left. i did go back the next night because there was this tall amazonian looking chick that i just had to fuck. she was like 6'4" 220 with fake boobs and i wore my mountain climbing boots! i now know what a midget feels like when fucking a normal size chick. she was real cool and since it was my last night i gave her the left over weed i had. we sat in the deluxe room smoking one, went back to the club, and i bought her another drink so she could chill. now i'm back home and stare out my office window daydreaming about pv. i gotta get back there!
[QUOTE=Soft Beard]Thanks for the info Serinar, but what do you mean by no good? Music too loud, drinks/door charge to expensive, girls not friendly or pretty enough, the place is a dump? Can you tell me what you felt or heard wasn't good?
I heard it was expensive and the girls wherent worth it. But if you do check it out. Let me know.
Email me at same name at hotmail if ou guys want to hook up to go out while you're here.
Serinar
[QUOTE=Joe B Cool] ...Anyway, the 2nd night there I stopped at a local farmacia and picked up some generic viagra... [/QUOTE]
Hey Joe...
Do you remember the name of the generic V or where it was from? Also, if you remember the price.
I have lived in Mexico for 6+ years and I did not think that they sold the generic version here. I have seen it in El Salvador, Panama and Colombia, but never in Mexico.
Do me a favor and let me know the name. It will save me $$$ since I am spending over $10+ US per real Viagra.
Thanks,
$Bill
[QUOTE=Dollar Bill]Hey Joe...
Do you remember the name of the generic V or where it was from? Also, if you remember the price.
I have lived in Mexico for 6+ years and I did not think that they sold the generic version here. I have seen it in El Salvador, Panama and Colombia, but never in Mexico.
Do me a favor and let me know the name. It will save me $$$ since I am spending over $10+ US per real Viagra.
Thanks,
$Bill[/QUOTE]I didnt know we had that here in Mexico, and I'm a physician, so watch out and make sure theyre not selling you some crap in the name of another one. In case you mongers need an extra boost, I do have a urologist contact with a Testosterone shot that will light up y our rocket for a whole month and make the señoritas happy. Risk free as long as you don't have any prostate problems.
Serinar
I don't know what the name is. The pill is blue with no markings on it. I went to the farmacia at the corner before you turn to go to La Hoya. I also got the same thing at the farmacia near the Hooters downtown. The girl that worked the counter was really friendly (asking if I had a girlfriend or wife). I asked her what time did she get off work and if maybe I could buy her a drink. She just giggled and I knew I was heading to Zona so I didn't waste much time cultivating. I never saw her working there after that though, because I wanted to pursue it during my "down" time. Maybe it was Cialis or something???!!! I do know it worked, but not as good as Viagra since there was about a 30 minute intermission between action. With Viagra I'd be stiff as a board if a mosquito landed on my crotch! And I would be in game shape 5 minutes after shooting my load. Thanks doc for the heads up, because I never thought about being sold something dangerous. (Gullible American here.)
Greetings from Alberta, Canada.
We will be coming down and staying at the Royal DeCameron on June 10th and needless to say rather excited about the adventure. I had the pleasure of reading this thread from one end to the other and look forward to exploring a few of the suggested spots. My question is, is there a place that favours "couples"? Here, we live the alternative lifestyle (BDSM) and were wondering if there are "specific" clubs that feature this? Also, are there must see things that we should check out while we are there and are there anything that we should definitely avoid?
Also, I suffer from migraines and am on an ongoing prescription of demerol. Yes i will ensure i bring some with me, but i was curious as to what the protocol is to having prescriptions refilled when you are down there, in case i run out? The last time we came down we were in Manzinillo and the two weeks we were there, i only suffered one day. That alone makes coming back to Mexico something to look forward to.
Any help you can share would be greatly appreciated
Hi Passion,
Since you will be with your wife (or husband), I would recommend a high-end place like "Junior's Bar" or "Candy's Girls" (which are owned by the same people), rather than a sleazy dump (which can also be fun in other circumstances).
At Junior's (southside of town) and Candy's (in the Marina area), all the waiters speak English. Just say what you are looking for and they can help out in both locating an interested girl and doing any initial language translations that you may need. You can also take the girl to your place for a couple of hours (if the hotel accepts visitors). I have specifically read about couples being "entertained" by the girls at Junior's, but I don't know if any are into BDSM.
Unfortunately, the Royal DeCameron is located about 20 km. to the north of Puerto Vallarta, and its classier action spots. There is another place much closer to the Royal DeCameron, which is/was another, less successful Candy's Girls location. I think they have now changed ownership and are no longer Candy's Girls. I went there once, but there were no other customers and only two girls to select from. It wasn't a very exciting experience. If the place is still open, you will see it on the left side of the highway as you are heading towards Puerto Vallarta. I guess it would be about 3 to 5 km. from the Royal DeCameron.
As far as medications, things like painkillers and even common sleeping aids are usually sold by prescription only, in Mexico. My recommendation would be:
1) Get your prescription filled in Canada, before you go. If you want to get a prescription filled in Mexico, you will most likely have to visit a doctor first (a waste of your money and precious vacation time).
2) Take only a reasonable amount of the medication with you (i.e., as directed by your doctor, or a quantity that a normal person might use during the course of his stay).
3) Bring a copy of your prescription with you to Puerto Vallarta, just in case an issue is raised by any authorities. Also, it might be a good idea to keep the medication in original container that has your name, the medication's name and your doctor's name. Perhaps, this is all going a bit overboard, but it is simple to do and it might prevent some problems.
Thank you so much for the information Don, its greatly appreciated and seems very informative. Will be staying in PV for a couple of days just to see something different so will definitley be checking out Junior's. As none of U/us speak Spanish it would be a definite plus to have some one that translates. As far as the meds go, i just learned a lot by reading your text.
Wishes for a wonderful day.....~pp~
P.s. I'm the subbmisive/wife :). Nice to meet you.
[QUOTE=Passion Promise]Greetings from Alberta, Canada.
We will be coming down and staying at the Royal DeCameron on June 10th and needless to say rather excited about the adventure.[/quote]Hello, I live in Puerto Vallarta, I hadnt visited the site in a while so I kinda lost track of what was going on here. Anyhow, Juniors and Candys girls are both table dance bars. You can get a girl for a couple of hours yes, but You sound like you're looking for people like you that will participate out of their own interest. I don't know about other places. But I'll gladly look into it. I'll keep you posted.
From PV
Fernando
[QUOTE=Passion Promise]Greetings from Alberta, Canada.
We will be coming down and staying at the Royal DeCameron on June 10th and needless to say rather excited about the adventure.[/quote]Forgot to tell you. I'm a physician, in answer to your question, there is no demerol in mexico nor do we have an equivalent. If you end up going to a hospital or dr. With a migraine, they/we would end up giving you a triptan style drug. So I recommend you bring enough of your medication.
Fernando
Just wanted to say thanks Serinar, the information is truely valued, i will make the necessary arrangements prior to my leaving. Only a short few weeks away and can't wait.
Furthermore to your astout reading of the message, yes looking for more like minded individuals then the table dancing sort of thing, been there done that, only it was me on the tables. lol.
Thanks again for the info, and if you find anything else out, it would be greatly appreciated.
PP
Does anyone have Paty's or Ely's cel phone number from Damely Massage? I have lost my copy and need to make an appointment.
Hi All,
Just got back from PV and wanted to report my humble adventure.
I know this is NOT a travel site (LOL), but have to mention that PV is definitely in my heart and soul as one of my favorite locations to travel to. PV is incredibly charming. Would love to buy a place down there and am looking into it, but for now have a timeshare which a love.
Anyway, back to the good stuff. As I am married, I also like the hobby so getting out can be tough. I did manage and checked out Candy's Girls, Massage, and the non-prescription pharma thing for viagra, cialis, etc.
Prescriptions:
Yes, alive and well and valid. Many pharma products do not require a prescription as they do in the US. I ventured into the local pharma near "Hooters" and "River Cafe" in the downtown area and bought myself both some Viagra and Cialis. You can get products in most drugstores. Yes, it is the real thing - Viagra in a sealed Pfizer package, each blue pill machine stamped correctly, pkg of 4. I bought the 50mg package - 4 pills @75.00 / pkg. I also bought Cialis (20mg). I have not tried either before, so wanted to have a little fun. I personally preferred Cialis, but watch out for this one - it so nick-named "the weekender" because has longer term effects than its blue pill competitor, which is designed to last 4-6 hours.
Refering to a past post on this board, a local PV doctor / member responding to a question on "generic" Viagra. Sildenafil Citrate is a generic form of Viagra, and is available alongside Viagra in most pharmacies and is well-documented in pharma reference guides everywhere. Do a search for the above, or keywords Viagra (Sildenafil Citrate), Cialis (Tadalafil), Levitra (Vardenafil), generic.You'll get lots of fake ads (to your point, buyer beware on internet!), but you will find legit buying information on respectable sites.
Candie's Girls:
Beautiful women and great place. You need to know how this club works to appreciate it. First, everyone wants to be tipped from the doorman, the host that seats you, of course the waiter, and the "closer" that will approach you several times from the moment you sit down to offer to introduce you to any girl and to make sure you know that anything goes with the girl you select. Be prepared for the multiple approaches and the expected tipping. I generally throw a token 10 pesos and appropriate tips to the waiter. Just a note that this paragraph is just to prepare, not to criticize. Like I said, I like the club.
When you first sit, a girl will immediately come and sit on your lap and strike conversation. The waiter will ask what you will have for a first drink, and also ask if you would like to purchase a drink for the lady. Cost for the ladies company is $150 pesos (~15.00). I may suggest to consider taking the lady up on it, especially if she is good looking which is a safe bet! It may be a good idea to break the ice. If you decline, you will be left alone for the most part, except for the visits from the "closer".
Pole dancing by dancers to showcase each girl is done throughout. There does not seem to be much / any tipping, and the girl will not really attempt to make lots of seductive eye contact to any onlookers, per instruction from management I believe (speculating).
If you are ready, you need to approach or accept from the closer who will set it up. Several private rooms on the floor will be ~$100US for 15m, ~$150US for 30m. This is anything goes, and is pretty much standard pricing and given to the closer. Once paid, the girl is yours. I selected a gorgeous girl named Claudia with D breasts, a real hottie I would give an "8" to. I pretty much had the run of the house, CBJ, titty f., FS in a couple of positions. I had fun.
I understand there is a larger room with a bed, etc., upstairs, but did not partake.
Massage:
Went to Damely Massage for my massage trip. Damely is just beyond the bridge after River Cafe on the corner, clearly marked. I was there last year so had met Eli on a previous visit. I did get a great 1 hour massage and a handshake at the end. As a previous poster mentioned, it is not a free-for-all with these sisters in terms of extras. Eli was wearing shorts and a low cut short, but was clothed. I did have some roaming but wanted to be respectful of boundaries. I sense I could have gotten to the nude massage - maybe next time. I mainly went for the massage, which was most excellent. I always want the trip on the erotic side, so got that to.
Hope this posting helps. Take care all.
I went and got Ely on a bad day. Same thing happened a couple of times with Paty. No touching, very mechanical. It is too unpredictable and not that great. Have crossed it off my list.
What is the cheapest way to call back to the United States from Puerto Vallarta?
Does anyone have any information on translation services in Puerto Vallarta. I want to have my resume translated into Spanish from english. Your help will be greatly appreciated!.
I am just checking to see if there is a pulse in the beautiful city of Puerto Vallarta since I made post a couple of weeks ago and have not received any feedback?
Hello,
I'm planning a trip to PV and have some questions. After going thru the forum, I think I understand Candy/Junior. However, I have some questions on the followings:
1) are there any escort websites I can use and how accurate are the pics.
2) What is the spending power of a US dollar. How much would a "good" seafood dinner cost w/o drinks.
Thanks
I am just checking to see if there is a pulse.
Hello. Yes. There is a Pulse. What kin of translation is it exactly? An I'm sure we can find someone here to do it for you.
A "good" seafood dinner will depend on your definition of "good". Puerto Vallarta has alot of very good restaraunts in general. Vitea, Trio, La Palapa and Vista Grill can easily go $30-50 US before drinks and appetizers. But you also have The Blue Shrimp, El Brujo and Joe Jack's Shack on the other end of the price scale but still with good food. Don't worry about the food there is something for everyone in Vallarta
As for the escort agencies there are several in the phone book. I used one several years ago and was very satisfied but I just prefer to visit one of the clubs. You may want to do a search on the board to see what comes up.
Mucho gracias....I'm practacing my spanish already. Now back to the good stuff. How are the girls at Candys and Junnior compared to Miss Mexico 2006. I know everybody has there own perferences but some people has a loose definition of the word hotties (please nobody get offended). Its just like cars. Everybody has their own likings, but everybody can differiate between a Poshce and a Honda.
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[QUOTE=Hooboo] It's just like cars. Everybody has their own likings, but everybody can differiate between a Poshce and a Honda. [/QUOTE]
In fact, I traded up from a Porsche 911 to an Acura NSX.
Not really sure what a "Poshce" is, though.
[quote=barefoot chap]i want a nice hotel in a good area that isn't a rip off.
thanks, i promise i'll give a detailed report when i return.[/quote]instead of paying up your ass for a hotel check out this link to a condo for $50.00 dollars a night. i am very familiar with the property as it is a very popular condo complex in puerto vallarta situated directly on a beautiful beach. in the same complex i just rented a penthouse condo for $55.00 a night for my father and it has 2 bedrooms with 3 baths, and all the amenities you want including high speed internet. it also has 2 levels as you can see in the pictures. attached is pictures of it. send me a p.m and i will give you the owners contact information. i also know of another property for $45.00 u.s. dollars a night that is a half block from the main beach in old vallarta and that is a nice property as well. i have personally seen these properties and would highly recommend them. for the record i am not an agent and do not even know one. i found these while checking out places for my father to stay.
i also want you to know that kickboxer is a great guy who is my friend. next time you are in medellin open your eyes to other places other than the mansion, and you will see there is life outside of the aussie and it might be better. vip is a great place and you should check it out, as well as contact kickboxer for a drink so you can form an honest opinion of the man instead of running at the mouth about someone you do not know.
[url]http://vacationrentals.com/vacation-rentals/5864.html[/url]
HooBoo,
There are some Poshces to be had in Candies and Juniors but in my opinion if you want the best and are willing to pay there is a (at least was) place called Prestige. In there a Poshce would be the average but you also have to pay premium for them.
Barefoot Chap,
If you hablo espanol then your in. I speak only the very basics and have met several young ladies (25 to 30) and have had a great time with them. Some like American and Canadian men becouse of the way we treat them. They will not make the first move and may be shy around other locals so be patiant. PV is also a big tourist area for Mexicans and other Central American countries so it is likely you could meet up with one from Mexico City or elsewhere. Go to the bars on the Malacone and also try Christines Disco, they start later than we do so take a nap and head out about 11 PM, 10 if your doing dinner.
[blue]This revised report supersedes the original report contributed by Chivas 1 on 08-20-06[/blue]
Puerto Vallarta is a beautiful beach resort city that still has its Mexican culture, with cobblestone streets, taco/food stands in the streets, music blaring every place you go, and the nightlife still going strong up to 5am in some areas. The people are very happy and the life in Puerto Vallarta is very tranquil. It is not a major mongering destination but there is still a lot to be had if you want it. Here is a breakdown of some facts and my thoughts and experiences.
Currency is the peso and at this time it is 10.50 peso's to the US. Dollar.
Customs and Immigration: It goes relatively fast to pass through and is hassle free.
Dress: Wearing shorts preferably with a nice shirt is appropriate here when going out at night.
Car Rental: I was able to rent a SUV from Budget for $60.00 per day booking online with unlimited mileage.
Accommodations: Nice hotels and condo's can be had for between 50 to 60 dollars a night and they are all guest friendly and are located on the beachfront or very near. If anyone is interested I can provide you names of condo owners you can contact. A couple hotels are Hotel Roger which is a short walk from the beach and connected to it is a great restaurant and bar named Freddy's. The breakfast there is excellent and Freddy is a great guy and will greet you at the door when you enter. Hotel Los Arcos and Hotel El Pescador are a couple other hotel properties in this price range that are clean and decent hotels in great locations. I stayed in a beachfront 4 star condo community named Girasol Sur. The condo was 2 levels, it had 2 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, air on both levels, refrigerators on both levels, a beautiful ocean view off the terrace for $55. 00 dollars a night. The condo sits on one of the nicest beaches in Puerto Vallarta and across the street from it is the mountains so the views are fabulous and it is a very impressive place. It also has 24 hour security, and all the amenities a 4-5 star hotel would have. The down side of it is it is about a 10 to 15 minute taxi ride to the tourist district of Puerto Vallarta. The cost of a taxi ride is $7.00. You can also take a public bus for 5 pesos which is less than 25 cents. The buses run every 10 to 15 minutes and it arrives in Puerto Vallarta about 5 minutes later than a taxi.
Restaurants: Restaurants and taco stands are everywhere you look. In Puerto Vallarta I ate at Café Ole which is located in what is called Old Town Vallarta and the seafood I had was very fresh and tasty. I also had a steak there that was excellent. The cost is around 10 to 15 dollars but is well worth it. I also would recommend a restaurant a few blocks away if you like ribs as they were excellent. The restaurant is called El Toritos. It is like a sports bar concept. They have many TV's and you can request to watch any event you want as they have a satellite and provide great service. The owner is Felix and he is also a great guy. The staff all speak excellent English. As I mentioned taco stands are everywhere and they serve everything from steak tacos, to fish tacos, and seafood cocktails. If you have never tried a shrimp cocktail while in Mexico I would certainly encourage you to do so as they are excellent! . My favorite stands are "Mamo's" which is located about 2 blocks from what is called the tunel, and about 2 blocks from streets named Insurgents and Baldillo. Another stand I would highly recommend is located by the big Farmacia Guadalajara. Anytime you pass there at night it is filled with people standing around it eating. All the taxi drivers know where it is at. Taco's at these stands are around 7 pesos or 60 cents approximately. I ate most of the time in Pitell which is like a suburb of Puerto Vallarta and fresh seafood dinners were about 9-10 dollars and were well worth it.
Transportation: Taxi's will take you anywhere in the actual city of Puerto Vallarta for 3 or 4 dollars. Make sure you always ask the cost of the fare upfront as the taxi's do not have meters, but the taxi system that is in place has set prices. You can negotiate with the drivers if you go outside the actual city of Vallarta. Buses are everywhere, pass by you every few minutes, and the destinations are all written on the front windows. I think the cost to go most anywhere is 3 pesos or about 25 cents. As far as taxi drivers go contact me if you are going to be needing one, as I can provide you the name of a great English speaking one who knows the mongering seen in Vallarta like no-one else!. He will also party right along with you if you desire.
Shopping: Puerto Vallarta is full of shops every where you look and everything is negotiable so always bargain them down. It actually has what I would call a huge indoor flea market located in the main strip called the Malecon across from the new parking ramp. There is also a Walmart and Sam's Club in Vallarta
Internet Cafes and phone rooms. They are located everywhere and most offer phone use if you want to call back to the United States or anywhere else for that matter. You can call the United States for as low as 3 pesos (20 cents) a minute from these internet cafes.
Money exchanges: They can be found everywhere but do check around for the best exchange rate. I generally use the one near the cross streets of Insurgents and Baldillo. Banks and ATM'S can also be found everywhere.
Mongering: P4P and non-pro's. There is so much to be had of both I do not even know where to begin! . I had great luck at both. I found several non-pro's who were working as waitresses in the bars the local people go to, just ordinary small bars that my personal taxi driver I spoke of above took me to. A couple names of these are Mar y Tierra, and the bar located across from La Paloma bull ring, Monchie's which is located very close to the restaurant El Torito I spoke of above, and the Monchie's in the suburb Pitell. I also had a non-pro I actually met and asked out from Walmart. Mexican women are very friendly so if you have the ability to communicate and have a fun outgoing personality you should have no problem with meeting them. It is all about the conversation with the non-pro's. Another local type bar that is good to hang out in and has nice looking non-pro's as waitresses is Brando's and it is located in the Vallarta Marina. The cost of a beer is only 10 peso's or one dollar. They also serve appetizers.
The P4P scene I took in was at the following places:
HYSTERIA: was formally called the La Montana Club but it is now an upscale club staffed with people I knew from Juniours many years ago. This is a strip club and the women are some of the most beautiful women I have seen anywhere in the world. BREATHTAKING BEAUTY! . My last night in there almost all the women there were Mexicans with blond hair, just stunning. They have an area available for private dances as well. These women can also women be barfined. I am not sure of the cost but I am sure it is expensive. I actually was able to take 2 of the girls out of there at closing time, 5am for nothing. One of the girls I have had a friendship with for many years, and the other was a girl I just bought drinks for and had sit at my table. This particular girl was a stunner and was just an awesome fcuk! . Her name was Abril and she was actually from the Mazatlan area but was working in Vallarta because she was visiting her family there. After she got off work at 5am my taxi driver friend and I took her to my condo and then the next day I took her to buy a new swimming suit, had lunch, and spent the rest of the afternoon hanging out at the pool and the beach. At no point did she ask me for money. She did however walk away with my 2 disposable camera containing pictures of her and others! The cost of beer is 45 pesos or $4. 50 cents. Women drink prices are very high!
STRAVAGANZA: PLEASE DO NOT PROVIDE YOUR BUSINESS TO THIS PLACE! This is a low level bar *****house 15 minutes from Vallarta where the women are all working girls and you just kind of hang out drinking, listening to music, and if you want to fcuk one of the girls they have rooms right in the place. You negotiate your price with the girls and you can usually get full service for 40 dollars or so. I got ripped off here because I paid for 2 girls to have girl on girl sex then to have a 3some with me, but after we got back to the room the one girl would not go for sex on sex with another female. I was not even undressed yet when I said forget the whole thing then, and I immediately went to the manager there to get my money back and he refused. A beer was like 20 pesos or 2 dollars. No cover charges.
LAS ALASENAS: Located across the street from Stravaganza and is the same type of bar. I actually like this place and stopped in there almost nightly as I am always on a bar hop tour of some sorts, hitting on the average of 7-10 bars a night. Chava (waiter)is the main man in there and if you see something you like he will hook it up for you if you want The place usually has about 10 to 15 girls working depending on the night of the week it is as many of the girls come from Guadalajara to just work the weekend. The quality changes daily. I would highly recommend Sonia. I have known her for years and she is petite and very attractive. This place really does not get going until at least 11pm and it closes at 5am. The cost for the girls is the same as I stated above for Stravaganza. The cost of a beer is the same as Stravaganza and there is no cover charges.
TREN: Again this is a bar across the street from the bars I just mentioned above, same concept and prices but the bar is really lame and very few girls working.
RODEO: I think this is the name of the bar even though there is disco of the same name in Pitell. This bar is located along with another bar next to a river again about 15 minutes from Vallarta. These bars are lower level strip clubs but have same concept and price structure as Las Alasenas. Quality is low but I have seen a few nice ones that stand out. Prices are the same as the above bars I mentioned. I will confirm the name later and correct it if I am wrong.
ROLEX: This is a strip club located about 20-25 minutes from Vallarta. It is a good time but has a 3 beer minimum as a cover charge. Across the street is the Hotel Alamo which has P4P working there. I stopped in a couple of times to check it out but found nothing worthwhile to look at.
JUNIOURS, PRESTIGE, AND CANDY'S: These are all high end strip clubs with beautiful women but the quality of the girls do not compare to Hysteria. Very very expensive to hang out in these and they have I believe a 10 dollar cover charge.
LAS ANTORCHES: I stopped in this bar on 2 occasions in the afternoons after reading about it here on the Vallarta thread. A few perro's is all that I saw in here. It is located off the main road that goes to the airport next to the Nissan dealership? There is a bar directly across the street from the bar Mar y Tierra which has P4P girls working in it and the girls start work at 6pm. It is all free lancers and you take them out of the bar and go wherever you want. Prices are 50 dollars or so. I only stopped in here 2 times and my memory was pretty much gone during these times thanks to the great beer Pacifico and the tequila bottle.
Last comments: Stay away from Vallarta in August and September as the heat and humidity is ass kicking and it seems no places other than the high end places have air conditioning. Traffic is a real pain in the ass on the road to and from the airport as construction is going on. At night at least on weekends stay away from driving along the Malecon as you will be sitting in bumper to bumper traffic. Serinar (Fernando) I am sorry about not checking the thread after I was already in Vallarta, but I will most definitely be in touch soon as I will be returning permanently at the end of September. Last but not least Vallarta can be an expensive experience if you let it be, so don't. Enjoy the food at reputable food stands where you see groups of people eating or in local restaurants a couple blocks off the tourist zones, drink away from the tourist traps, and monger in area's like I described above.
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I have a group of guys going down to PV in a few weeks. A couple are very much into the clubs. We are gong for fishing during the day and drinks at night. We go to TJ quite a bit for golf just out side of town and find alot of the girls that are on the street are as nice or nicer than the girls in the clubs. Are there any streets to walk down to see a few girls just hanging out?
[QUOTE=VegasGuy702]I have a group of guys going down to PV in a few weeks. A couple are very much into the clubs. We are gong for fishing during the day and drinks at night. We go to TJ quite a bit for golf just out side of town and find alot of the girls that are on the street are as nice or nicer than the girls in the clubs. Are there any streets to walk down to see a few girls just hanging out?[/QUOTE]You will not find any particular streets where you will find P4P girls hanging out to my knowledge. It is far from being a Tijuana. I actually do not believe I have ever seen any working girls walking the streets that were even close to anything a normal guy would be interested in. The best advice I can give you is read my report and select what you want to do from that. Have fun and be safe.
P.V. can basically be divided into 2 categories:
1. Day Prostitutes
2. Night Prostitutes
In the day the only place I've found that has cheap hookers is Hotel Alamo. It's about 15-20 minutes outside of Town.
There's usually about 3-4 medium quality women working there. They will try to charge about 800 pesos, but will back down real easy when you start negotiating. About 500 pesos is a fairly reasonable price. I always get lots of BDJ at this place. The next day the same one you were with the day before always starts hanging on you like glue. Just tell them to beat it because you like variety.
At night, the best place to go is La Zona. It too is about 15 minutes outside of town. The cab drivers always try to talk you into going to Hysteria because they get a commission from your entrance cover. Just tell them to be quiet and take you to La Zona. In my opinion Hysteria costs way too much.
La Zona is great! Theres about 4 ***** Houses all in one parking lot. Estravaganza is the most luxurious one. A woman there costs about $50 U.S., and all the other ones a woman can be bought for about $40 U.S. I always buy about 4-5 women a day every time I go to Vallarta. The beers at La Zona range from about 15-20 pesos ($1.50-$2.00). The price to buy a hooker a drink is about $5-$7.
The only other thing to mention is to make it REAL clear to the cab drivers that they will get an ass beating if they follow you around like a lost puppy. They are always hoping that you'll buy them a Chica for a tip.
Good luck, and happy Mongering!
I'll be in PV on Dec. 14 for a month. Any one who want to go out and hit some of the clubs please contact me.
During recent visit here, I was able to get away briefly for a massage. As you are coming from the hotel zones towards the Malecon/down town (Malecon is that walkway near the ocean where they have put some statues every 20 yards or so), you will see some signs for massage places. I went into one. 30$ for one hour. There was a woman dressed all in white, I thought maybe she was a dental hygienist! The massage table has a hole at one end, which is where I guess you are supposed to rest your head. I didn't like that and I refused to stick my head in there. She was kind of bossy. She kept the door a little open for the first part of the massage and then closed the door. She wasn't using a lot of lotion and my skin was being bothered by the friction from the dry massage. Anyways, then she asked for a total of 70$ to include HJ. I talked her down to 50$. Unfortunately I was so horny that I came after about one minute of stimulation. She quickly left the room. I hadn't been very happy with the experience, so I just paid the 30$ to the girl that was sitting at the table in the lobby and left.
There seems to be a lot of massage places available, charging between 30 to 50 $ per hour, but I didn't have time to try any other ones.
I'm trying to get into contact with Fernado. I'm visiting PV in Dec.
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La Zona is great! Theres about 4 ***** Houses all in one parking lot. [/QUOTE]
Just don't go to the fifth ***** House in that particular parking lot. It is called Las Abejas (The Bees), but it is easier to see the word "Travesti" painted above the entrance. The "Girls" there have a little extra something hanging between their legs that you don't want to know about!
I will be in PV for three days in January. I will let you know if I have anything to report upon my return. Thanks to those who have made such good posts in the past.
With any city that hosts as muh tourism as PV, the locals can be incredulous about any out of town visitor. I am fluent in Spanish and managed to find a nice friend in PV. Required a great deal of listnening and effort.
Also, I visited a bunch of massage places. Not much to be had at Del Mar massages, along Avenida Mexico, the street that leads into the Malecon, but I understand that two blocks down, maybe where J.G., went, a more complete menu is available.
I visited a number of other places, and I was not convinced that much was on the menu.
Food, on the other hand, in PV is splendid. I ate at Ocho Tosadas, De Santos, and Las Palomas, among other places. All are recommended. Azul 69 and De Santos have some pretty cool clubs. La Bogedita del Medio is a good place to have some drinks.
"Clausurado". If you see that word on a tape sealing a door, then the authorities have shut a place down. Two daytime places, unfortunately, had this sign on their doors last week:
1) Las Antorchas--this is the bar near the Marina previously reviewed here. They were completely locked up. I climbed through a fence next door and went in. Apparently authorities had caught a girl there that morning without papers. The lady inside said the girl was of legal age--18 years old--so they hoped to reopen the next morning. I went back two days later, but they were still closed and nobody was inside. Stay tuned.
2) Hotel Alamo--on the way to Ixtapa, also previously reviewed here. Nobody was there. The guy at the store next door didn´t even know they had been closed. No great loss, the "girls" there were not great anyway.
So I went back to town in the Naranjo & Madero neighborhood and found a 300 peso (plus 100 for room) quickie. 4 in looks (too many tamales) but what the hey...lowest price I´ve found in a couple of years.
Unless you´re adventurous, I´d recommend you stick to Juniors & Candy´s. I prefer to save pesos and practice Spanish, so I´ll try to stay up past my bedtime and go slumming in the Zona Rosa soon.
I walked by Las Antorchas on Tuesday at 2 PM, and they have reopened. Their location is on the main highway from the airport to town, between the Marina and Outback Steak house, across from the Hacienda Hotel. The place exists mainly for the crew from the cruise ships. There were 5-6 girls and 4-5 clients. I ordered a Pacifico beer (20 pesos) and studied the ladies. They were all pretty hefty, perhaps 4-5 in quality, but one, Laura, caught my eye. She had the typical Mexican full-size figure, but a cute face, with sparkling black eyes and a nice smile. Overall 5 in looks.
She said the hotel in the back was still closed. There is a problem with their paperwork, and she didn't know when it would reopen. So the charges for FS would be 500 pesos + 150 for a local hotel + taxi fare. I said I only had 600 pesos to spend, so she went over to consult with the others for a good 5 minutes. Finally she said, OK, 450 for her, 150 for the hotel, and one of her friends would drive us over and back. Nice of her to accommodate me.
We drove towards the Marina and turned right on the road at the bullfight ring. The hotel was on the right, just before you get to the entrance to Zona Rosa. Laura is 22 years old, lives in Nuevo Vallarta, divorced, with two kids. She was quite friendly and had obviously done this kind of thing before. Sensuous kisses, light touches, and I basically lay on my back to gaze at those nice eyes while she did most of the work. She was unrushed and accomodated my wishes. Because of the good attitude, I would possibly see her again, but actually I'm hoping to find a 6 or 7 in quality next time there.
Anyway, the good news is that daytime sex is alive and well in P.V.
Took a cab out to Zona Rosa (50 pesos from town) at about 10:30 PM on Tuesday. It´s about a mile inland from the bull ring on the airport highway. The place has been going downhill for several years. Now El Tren, the first place on the left as you enter, is no longer open. Too bad--it was less noisy, less fuss, and less pricey than the others. Here´s what´s left:
[b]Stravaganza[/b]. On the right side as you enter. 50 peso cover, or 100 if the show has started. (Or, it appeared, free if you´re Mexican.) One drink minimum. 800 pesos for FS. Good-looking, slender girls.
[b]Las Alanzas[/b]. Across the way from Stravaganza. Very loud. Mediocre-looking chubby girls.
[b]Las Abejas[/b]. To the left as you face Las Alanzas. Empty inside. Three transvestites soliciting out front. Yech.
I decided to leave the compound, probably for the last time ever. La Zona is a dusty, dirty, crumbling setting, with workmen hammering in the yard, men blaring music from their radios, and chickens and cockroaches wandering about. Nothing wrong with a third-world atmosphere if you charge a third-world price. Asking $80+ US to get laid is something you might expect in the USA or even at a nice club in PV, but not in this dump.
On the way back, closer to town on the highway, on the left side, I stopped into [b]Mirage[/b]. Nice, clean setting. No Spanish needed. Good-looking girl on stage, not crowded. $10 US cover, $180 US for 1/2 hour FS including girl, room, and condom.
If these prices don´t bother you, then help yourself. I guess Puerto Vallarta is now a full-fledged (overpriced) resort. FS in a modest Mexican setting with a good-looking girl for a reasonable price seems to be a thing of the past. I hope someone can come on here and prove me wrong.
Had 2 no extras. Sol & Luna was just ok massage. Monica at Venus Sunshine gave a great firm massage. She was cute and I would have enjoyed extras with her, but alas. There was an Asian Massage Parlor on Basilica Basillio but I didn't have time to try it. I suspect that was a mistake, given prior Asian experiences.
Oh well.
Happy Travels,
Arlo
I visited Junior's out of boredom during my stay at PV recently after attending a friend's wedding there.
PV is a nice resort town on its way to become too expensive for all but a few Americans. And Junior's is certainly a prime example.
I got there on a Friday night at around 11pm. The door fee was 100 pesos. The place is reasonably well furnished and clean. There were about 10 customers, a dozen girls and probably close to 20 staff members. Most of the girls don't speak English and don't look interested to interact with any of the customers. The only ones that do are more likely to be on the ugly or heavy side. After spending about 45 mins looking at the pathetic dances these girls put up, I got a tap on the shoulder from a very typical looking Mexican girl with double chin, who asked me for a cigarette. I provided her that and she sat down next to me. From her I was able to gather that the cost of doing her on-site, behind the stage I guess, is $150US. The cost of taking her out for 2 hours is $200US. I was never able to figure out if there is an additional fee payable to the club for the take out because of the lack of a common language. At about 2am, I asked for the bill and for 3 Coronas I was charged 135 pesos. During the entire time, there was never more than 15 customers but there was a group of four Mexicans and another of three Americans that had sort of monopolized all the good looking girls and the rest of the customers just got ignored.
In short, Junior's is a pathetic place for anyone except those from the US sex prison.
Updated info on La Zona. Went there 11 PM Thursday night to test the high prices I was quoted on my last visit. On a hunch, I walked right by the cover charge guy out front of Stravaganza as though I knew it was bogus. (The sign this time said 30 pesos, not 100...go figure). It worked! Then I walked around the room checking out each of the girls. A guy kept offering me a table, for obvious reasons, but the collection of girls didn't look great: a couple of fives, 4-5 fours, and a couple of fat threes. All friendly and smiling, mind you, but not erection-inducing. So back out I went.
Next door, to the left, one additional "club" was open since my last visit: Cadillac. Went inside, and there was blaring music and NO girls. A five with cute face and square body was standing outside and suggested a visit to the hotel for 600 pesos. We agreed on 500 (room included), and off we went. Nice enough, but very perfunctory sex. On the way out I checked out the girls at Las Alanzas across the plaza: 1 slender(!) five, 2 fours and a three.
So the bottom line after two visits: Roughly 14 girls available in the whole (dusty) complex. None were good looking (i.e., 6 or more). Cab fare is 100 pesos roundtrip from town, so mediocre full sex can be had for a total of about US$55. And you have to wait till 10-11 PM for the action to begin.
[QUOTE=DukePV]Updated info on La Zona. Went there 11 PM Thursday night to test the high prices I was quoted on my last visit. On a hunch, I walked right by the cover charge guy out front of Stravaganza as though I knew it was bogus. (The sign this time said 30 pesos, not 100...go figure). It worked! Then I walked around the room checking out each of the girls. A guy kept offering me a table, for obvious reasons, but the collection of girls didn't look great: a couple of fives, 4-5 fours, and a couple of fat threes. All friendly and smiling, mind you, but not erection-inducing. So back out I went.
Next door, to the left, one additional "club" was open since my last visit: Cadillac. Went inside, and there was blaring music and NO girls. A five with cute face and square body was standing outside and suggested a visit to the hotel for 600 pesos. We agreed on 500 (room included), and off we went. Nice enough, but very perfunctory sex. On the way out I checked out the girls at Las Alanzas across the plaza: 1 slender(!) five, 2 fours and a three.
So the bottom line after two visits: Roughly 14 girls available in the whole (dusty) complex. None were good looking (i.e., 6 or more). Cab fare is 100 pesos roundtrip from town, so mediocre full sex can be had for a total of about US$55. And you have to wait till 10-11 PM for the action to begin.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the updated info Duke. It's a shame that PV has gotten so expensive. I noticed that the last time I was there and have been avoiding it like the plague, in order to find new Mongering spots. Mostly everyone else I've talked to here back at home feels the same way. It is good at least to see that Cadillac reopened. It was closed the last time I went and I was totally bummed. I wonder if it's the same owner? It was a woman that owned it when I banged my very first hooker ever there about 6 years ago or so. I went back there about 6 months later and by mistake got some chick that wanted to try to charge more in the room after we were already set on a price. I went and reported her to the owner, and she gave me another woman for no charge. Every time I went back to PV I always bought her a beer. Oh well, too bad that PV has gotten so out of hand now with prices. The last time I was there I noticed that even at Hotel Alamo (where there usually isn't anything better than a 3 or 4 or so the girls were trying to charge a lot. I asked one fat chick why she felt justified in charging a higher price, and she said that it was because when the Cruise Ships come in, that guys would pay her up to 80-100 dollars. Thanks to guys like that it is now a horrbile place to monger.
Checked out all strip clubs. Talent was very average. Take out prices for 2 hrs range from $200 at Candys, $250 Hysteria &Mirage, to $310 at Prestige. I managed to get one dancer to meet during day for $100, others wanted alot more and were not that hot. Estravaganza wanted $200 for take out and will try to charge $10 for entry to foreigners. Talent overall here is weak, but they did have 3 hot ones.
Was in PV the third week of March.
My wife prefers Candy's Girls by the Marina because of the exceptional number of great looking women and overall quality of the place, and hey, if one's wife is willing to spend the money for quality, I say go for it.
Just want to people to know that there is a beautiful girl there named Star (that's how she spelled it, but she pronounces it "Strayah"). Just gorgeous and very willing to please, though little English. She's the one my wife picked for me.
Think she could be had for less than the price at Candy's (btw-if you look closely at the sign on the front, it says Girls underneath in little letters), and from what we gathered she lives in an apartment in the old part of PV. Phone # she gave us was 311-220-52-07
Good luck, and treat her well.
Wife and I looking to have some adult fun on this trip and love to meet a hot female for wifes first time. What can we expect at the club and any suggestions for us? If you knwo of a bar/night club that would be a good option let us know as well.
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Looking for a hot escort fro the wife. Is Candy's a good place to start? What is the quality and waht can we expect at the club?
Went to the ZDT outside PV and most of the chicas were overweight with flappy chi chis. If you look them over, you might find a diamond in the rough.
I will be in Puerto Vallarta arriving on May 31st. Anyone have anything they would like to update me on?. Your kindness in doing so will be greatly appreciated!. What is it like out by Cadillac, Tren, e.c.t?. Any new local stripclubs I can checkout. I am not talking the high end places, but low end places?.
Hello?
Is anybody out there?
Dear Monger community in PVR
I'll be in PVR first two weeks of July - please PM me if alguien want to venture out for non-pro->if unsuccessful->pro action. Also looking to learn to surf and do some fishing.
Dicks out
I'll be in PV on 6/7/07 for 10 days.
I have visited this place in old town south of the river perhaps 8 times in four visits to PV. Never any extras, but always an outstanding massage by whoever you get. As in the past, it's 350 pesos for 75 minutes. I've been massaged in many places around the world, but this place is right there at the top for consistency and quality. Again no extras...don't even ask.!
Took a bus for 5 pesos to Antorches from old town around 11 pm Friday night. After I got off the bus, discovered the place was closed!
Then caught a taxi to Zona Rosa. Driver recommended Club Stravaganza which sounded very familar to me. He honked his horn as he dropped me off. That was the clue to the door men that he was due some pesos from the club and I was to be charged extra. Learned that later.
Walked into the club like I'd been there before (thinking I'd avoid a cover) and was shown to a table. No cover so far. Ordered water and was charged 50 pesos plus 100 cover. Wasn't sure if that was normal, or if the cover was a rip off.
Watched the so-so show. One girl on stage at a time. They start the first dance clothed, and by the third or fourth number have stripped. About 10 or 12 girls sitting around at tables. Selection actually fairly good. Eventually selected a chica. She asked 1000 pesos for 30 minutes including room. Explained she had to pay the taxi 200 because I had come by taxi so not much room for negiotiation. The waiter had placed a little sticker on my table top that identified me as a taxi arrival!
We went down to 900...she collected the fee when we went to exit of the club...exited and reentered the room place immediately next door. OK room with shower..no towels...ok session, but not great.
She agreed to meet me later in the week to help me practice my Spanish and whatever. Has an 8 yo son. Nice girl with good English skills, so hoping that this will work out. This is the low season. BTW most of the patrons were Hispanic. Probably slow time of year. Have her number and will report back if the daytime hookup is fruitful.
Nice report, Xdentx. You have provided the kind of details that are helpful. I'm dismayed at the off-season asking price, but it looks like you may have made a nice contact for your stay there.
Making phone calls successfully in PV can be a challange for a gringo. I tried calling each of two numbers the lady had given me about10 times. Thank God for Skype, as I would not have had the perserverence if using a public phone. Kept getting an error message in Spanish which I couldn't understand. Finally got a message in English that you need to add a "1" after the country code if calling a cell phone. Duh! Who would have known?
Reached the lady, but my communication/phone skills failed me miserably. Although we set up a time and place to meet, I knew it probably wouldn't happen. And it didn't. In person, I think we had great communication. In reality, most of that was in "body language". Alas, body language doesn't come across well on a phone.
Antorches is alive...but in questionable health. Did a follow up at 4pm on a week day. The place was open with 5 women present...all but one grossly overweight. One customer was occuping the one decent puta's attention. No other customers present. There is now a 6' or 7' tall concrete block wall shutting off access to the concrete trail from the patio to the "casa" in the back. This impediment was probably required/demanded by the authorities to discourage easy access to the rooms. The girls get around this by taking the customer out the front door and around the side into the back where you eventually join the old trail. The customer now pays the casa 120 pesos for the room, and the puta usually asks for 500. There are probably more women present when a cruise ship is in port, but more competing customers as well. If you like riding the colorful city buses, as I do, it's a 5 peso adventure to have a look. (agua is 20)
I go to PV quite a lot and agree totally that Venus Massage is the best for a massage, but as Xdentx says there is no more to be had than the massage. The other place I had a great massage was Harmonia with a woman named Lus María, again no extras.
I'm wrapping up a 1-week trip to PVR, and thought it may be beneficial to other people to distill the information that I've gathered and processed here.
Daytime Action:
This was where things required a lot of work. I was aiming to do 2/day. I'd tool around town or beach during the day but I'd want some action mid-afternoon (or even early AM). I called Juliette's massage at around 3pm when I first got down here (224-0339) - when I asked for someone quien habla ingles, I was directed to a lady whose english was barely adequate for this kind of transaction. I asked for someone who's younger figuring I'd cut down on the chance of landing a gordita - she said the youngest they had at the time was 25 - she was in my place in 45 minutes. Her looks were major f'd up. She had a big tummy going that hung down along wiht her breasts in doggy style, a big C-section scar. Her teeth were yellow. Her face was not too bad (6) but had plenty evidence of ravages of time. She did have a tongue ring and gave a very good cbj with great tongue action. 1800p for 1hr or so and gave her a cab ride. BTW, bring your own condoms as these mexican condoms are very thick.
I was walking around the marina one day and these touts approached me about selling me anything, including a chica. I didn't have much going on that day so I got suckered in talking to the "dealer" who also sold tour tix etc. Again, I asked for someone younger, he said he knew a girl who's like 27 w/ a great bod, I said OK. 500p payed to the dealer (who's there all the time) and another 1000p to the girl. She had a card - "Massage Katy 24 hrs. 044 322 205 4604" Again, she was at least in her early 30's w/ face with plenty of crow feet and with absolutely no vibrancy but did have a decent body, floppy tits notwithstanding. Wasn't bad performance, I was able to pop.
Basic lesson from above 2 experiences: it's such a gamble to pick a girl without seeing them yourself I was basically 0 for 2 (hard enough with pics off of the net) This point has been iterated by many posters before me.
The other daytime action I've had were from chicas I met at clubs. There were a few flakes and looking back, I'd wished I had tried to get phone numbers from as many chicas I talked to at the club (all of them at least attractive enough for me to buy them a drink), so that you're not putting all eggs in one basket. Just make sure that they write and give you the number "con discretiva," at the club with managerial staff present. Plus some of the girls sleep until 4pm or so that you won't get any action until 6-7pm, at which time Candy's opens. At Junior's the girls keep 1000p of the 2000p for the 2 hour take-out, so you can negotiate from there.
Night Action at PVR is good. May be because it was the off-season, but when I was hanging out at the clubs (typically from 10pm-2am or so) there were only a handful of guys and I didn't see anyone taking chicas out/upstairs. I went to Junior's, Prestige, Mirage, Candy's and Hysteria. I'll start the list from worst to the best. All places charge 100p for entrance, with or without free shot of Tequila at entrance. The "closers" expect a tip and when I gave $2 to one at Candy's he threw it back to me saying it was too little and felt insulted! Generally 100p tip has been enough to keep these mofos from irritating you too much.
5. Mirage
Across the street from Prestige and reportedly owned by the same people. Take out 2500p according to previous reports though I did not partake. Somewhat dirty club with large central dance place. I would not say this place is upscale. I got there around 8:30PM and I was the only customer and there were around 10 chicas milling around - no free tequila. By the time I left at 9:30PM, maybe 20 or chicas, but none looked that great. The waiters weren't too annoying but the closer was, though once I said "not so soon" he backed off. Essentially, less than hygienic place with no good looking girls, though I was there for only 1 hour.
4. Prestige
THis was the cleanest and most upscale place in PV. However, teh girls were prudish and I didn't think they were any better than the ones at Candy's or Hysteria. On Thursday night (MN-3am) there were two 8's and one 7. I bought drinks for the 7 (great slender body but somewhat f'd up face) - I took her upstairs for lap dance and she was restrictive - I'd get more milage at some strip clubs in U.S.! She kept on pushing for the 2 hour take-out, which was quoted to me as 4100p - uh, no thanks. I bought some one more drink for her, which she gulped down in a minute, and when I said no to more drinks to the waiter who was hovering, she quickly got up and left. There was an 8 who remininded me a bit of Catherine Zeta Jones's. I nudged her in the leg when she passed by and she didn't even acknowledge that. I asked one of the waiters about a bj from her and they laughed and said that she didn't do "nada." I saw some notties there 5-6 range Overall, a slick place which will wring your wallet dry if you let it.
3. Junior's
I went once. I saw the two hungarian and one Czech dancers that other posters have commented on. I talked to two of them and their faces weren't that pretty and they all had a bad vibe. They've been in PV for 2-3 years and spoke great spanish - you have to wonder why they are here. I took out a sweet 20 year old with very small tits I think I saw some genital warts near her pubic bone - i made sure I didn't do the "mesh." - probably a 7 but a sunshine pussy. 2000p/ 2hrs.
Tied for first place are Hysteria and Candy's
Hysteria:
Reasonably clean. Chicas are overall 6-7 range with a few 8's and 9's. Got a good kid named Alex who moved from U.S. 6 mos ago who directed me to some tasty morsels. We narrowed it down to two and I took them both for a 3-some lap-dance. One of them had nice soft tits and got aggressive right away (tongue in my ear and hand on my schlong) probably because of the competition present and eventually won my vote. I sessioned with her a few more times after that and she ended up being a nice gfe (without too much clinginess from her part) for the rest of the trip. 2500p/2hr take-out. I negotiated the price down a bit for our meeting later though I didn't drive a hard bargain.
Candy's:
You get a good tequila shot at the door! Talent similar to Hysteria - they had some sexual aggressors who'll come up to you and grab your hand and put it on their crotch right away. This would be a good place to start your trip (when you're the horniest). I sessioned with 2 girls from here and was generally satisfied. 2000p/ 2 hour take out. 2000p for 2 hour takeout. I'd say girls 6-8 range with enough 7+ to 8 chicas to keep things interesting. I can't say I saw a 9.
Thanks for taking the time to share your experiences with us, and updating us on the club scene.
Guys, I recently purchased a small bar in Puerto Vallarta across the street from Senor Frogs, and 2 doors down from the El Torito Restaurant, which is also 2 blocks from the beach, beers will be $1.25 cents, drinks $1.50, and I hope to have some reasonable entertainment for all of you in the very near future. I am presently in the U.S, but will be permanently relocating once again to Puerto Vallarta taking over the cantina in August.
I will publish more details after I get things established. Again thanks for the report Dickfer.
I will be in PV from July 23rd thru the 30th and am looking for some quality info like Dickfer just reported on. I have been reading posts on this site and the info will be very useful. Thanks to you all. If anybody has any info, feel free to let me know before the 23rd.
UrbanWildlife--what's the name of your bar and who do we ask for when we come in?
Thanks
Kwork,
Pay Jackson his $20.00 dollars so you can get and receive personal messages. It will be well worth it to you.
The bar will not be open until approximately August 10th. My name is Eduardo. I will not be in Puerto Vallarta until August 3rd, as I am closing out my businesses here in the United States.
As I stated in my previous post, I will publish information when I have things all in place. Thank you for inquiring!
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Guys, I recently purchased a small bar in Puerto Vallarta across the street from Senor Frogs, and 2 doors down from the El Torito Restaurant, which is also 2 blocks from the beach, beers will be $1.25 cents, drinks $1.50, and I hope to have some reasonable entertainment for all of you in the very near future.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Monchies to me. Same place, or next to it?
I visited PV in August of 2000 for two weeks. We (my girlfriend and I) were at an all-inclusive resort if Nuevo Vallarta and every time we went into two, we passed this one strip club. It was past the airport and marina and was on the main drag going into town from Nuevo and located on the right side. It had a huge sign that read “Gentlemen’s Club”. It was my birthday, so my girlfriend told me to go enjoy myself..so I did. I recall that there was a cover charge; I believe 100p, and other than a few US sailors, not much in the way of customers. There were a lot of ladies and one caught my eye in the dim lighting. Negotiated with someone from the club for 1,000 pesos for full service. We went out through the back and cross what appeared to be an auto repair shop of even a junk yard to a room. Outside was a club employee with a walkie-talkie who kept watch. Inside the room was a make-shift bed and I rec’d a bj and then doggie style. Upon finishing and exiting the room, the club employee led me out the gate in the adjacent courtyard. Like I said, it looked to be a business during the day time hours.
My questions to you all are; what was the name of the club? Is it still around? (assuming that the description is accurate – I do believe it was just past the marina heading into town) And is the going price of full-service ON SITE around $150/US in the greater PV area? I will be arriving in PV on the 30th and staying through the 7th. I have read some posts and the information is great, I just need information about stuff close to downtown because that is where we are staying. My travel companion this time is not as liberal as the last one I took. Also, I smoke a little weed and am thinking about bringing some, however, I do not really want to risk it. Is there a for sure place to score down there, like the beach of anywhere?
Your help is greatly appreciated. Thanks to all and to all, good mongering
I am looking for information on Damely Massage in PV. Has anyone visted the MP recently? Can you tell me something of your experience? And specifically did you see Patty one of the two sisters who run the MP? I would appreciate any information.
Thanks
Did you manage to get the bar up and running? If so, expect some visitors this coming week ;)
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Kwork,
Pay Jackson his $20.00 dollars so you can get and receive personal messages. It will be well worth it to you.
The bar will not be open until approximately August 10th. My name is Eduardo. I will not be in Puerto Vallarta until August 3rd, as I am closing out my businesses here in the United States.
As I stated in my previous post, I will publish information when I have things all in place. Thank you for inquiring![/QUOTE]
Although I hadn’t planned on going to PV again because of the inflated prices, I ended up getting a last minute deal for the Weekend.
Probably most of my information will be repetitive with other reports, however I will still try to provide as much informative information as possible.
On my first night, I went to La Zona. My first stop was Stravaganza. They charged me 30 pesos for a beer, so I was already pissed off. The place was dead, and has been remodeled to an unnecessary, luxurious level for that area. I then saw the waiter charge 20 pesos for a beer to a local, so I left. Went next door to El Cadilac. Although it had reopened since I was there last, it was a different owner. There were about 3 women, and about 4 transvestites (which was never the case before). So, I left before I finished my beer. Then, I went across the parking lot to Las Alanzas, which always kicks ass. As usual, it was the best place. It was packed with hookers, and only charged 15 pesos per beer. I ended up banging one of the putas for 500 pesos. By the way, always tell them that your price includes everything (including the room), or they always try to jab you for an extra 100 pesos or so. Then, I would have gone to El Tren, but it was closed. As I was leaving, I saw some really thick titted woman getting out of a taxi, about ready to go into Stravaganza. I ended up nailing her for 550 pesos.
Afterwards, I took a taxi to the strip club that’s across the street from Hotel Alamo. They charged 30 pesos for a beer, and one of the hookers said she charges 900 pesos. I got pissed off and left, with intentions on going to Hotel Alamo. Much to my surprise, Hotel Alamo is still closed. The cab driver said that it had been closed for about the past 6 months. So, I just went back to my room.
The next morning, I went to Antorchas. Besides the bar tender, it was empty. I just drank one beer, and then when I left, there was a so so woman waiting outside. We agreed on a total price of 450 pesos. We had to take a dirt trail from behind the building to a house that had 2 rooms for sex. Afterwards, I went to Pitiyal because I was told that a place called Las Ranas had women for hire. All that was in there was the Bartender, who was kind of hot. I asked her if she was for hire, and she said no, and that it wasn’t that type of bar.
Later on in the evening I went to Tierra y Mar where I always like to drink before going to La Zona since it is just within walking distance. Per a report here on the site, and a taxi driver, I decided to go to the bar across the street from Tierra Y Mar, in order to look for Prostitutes. There were several waitresses, however they were occupied with customers that were buying them drinks and dancing with them.
So, I went to Las Alanzas (which by the way opens earlier than the other places in La Zona). It is normally open by about 9:00 PM or so. Ended up buying a woman that I run into just about every time I go to Vallarta. She never charges much, and is always pretty wild. This time, we agreed on 500 pesos, and as always she was worth every peso.
Although I diddn't have time over the weekend to go to El y Ella, a cab driver told me that it is still open. I forgot to ask him if Conejitas (which is right next door) is still there, but I'm sure it probably is. The last time I was there, there was also a bar down the street from the two that although was not a strip joint, it still had working women inside.
Hope this info is informative, as I have always found the other reports on this site to be extremely helpful for my mongering purposes.
Good report, Skug. You gave helpful updates on some of the old haunts and info on places that I don't remember being reviewed here before.
If you got your last-minute deal to PV at a place other than Priceline, I hope you can reveal it.
I'm glad Las Antorchas is still open, for those of us who like daytime action.
As you exit La Zona, which side of the street and in which direction is Tierra y Mar?
And where is El y Ella?
[QUOTE=DukePV]Good report, Skug. You gave helpful updates on some of the old haunts and info on places that I don't remember being reviewed here before.
If you got your last-minute deal to PV at a place other than Priceline, I hope you can reveal it.
I'm glad Las Antorchas is still open, for those of us who like daytime action.
As you exit La Zona, which side of the street and in which direction is Tierra y Mar?
And where is El y Ella?[/QUOTE]Hey Duke,
I always like your articles because they’re very informative.
I got my last minute deal to Vallarta from Travelocity believe it or not. I was checking for prices to go back to either El Salvador or Colombia, but couldn’t find any competitive prices.
As you leave La Zona, you go to the right, and then it’s about an equivalent of 6 blocks or so, and then you’ll come to a street where you take a left, and Tierra Y Mar is just straight ahead a few blocks. I realize that this is very vague, but I don’t know the name of the street since I’m always really drunk when leaving from Tierra Y Mar. I usually get there about 5:00 or so, and it is always hopping. I’m never quite sure if the women at Tierra Y Mar are for hire or not, and I’ve never really tried since my immediate plans are always to go to La Zona. This was the first time that I went to the place across the street from Tierra Y Mar. It appeared to be a very cool place. The women were really hot, and obviously seemed for hire since I noticed lots of customers rubbing their asses and what not while dancing with them. Plus, not only a Cab Driver, but also one of the posts here had said that the waitresses there are hookers.
El Y Ella is in an area called La Curva. I don’t know exactly what part of town it’s in, since I had always gone there after drinking a lot in La Zona. In years past, I remember it being about a 40 or 50 peso cab ride from La Zona. Last time I was there was a few years ago, and the price for a woman was about 600-700 pesos. It was a tad bit more upscale than La Zona, but not to the point where it is ridiculously expensive. You also have lots of negotiating power there, since Conejitas was (and maybe still is) right next door. They are both strip clubs. As you leave El y Ella, Conejitas is to the left, however if you go to the right, and walk about a block, there was (and maybe still is) a pool hall bar where the waitresses can also be easily bought. They charge about 60 pesos to buy one of the waitresses a beer, and full service (although they don’t have rooms at that particular bar) is about 500 pesos.
Oh, and I almost forgot. Some waiter at a restaurant told me that Antorchas has the most amount of women there on Wednesdays, since apparently that is the day that a Cruise Ship comes in. He said that most of the women that go there are from La Zona, so La Zona is normally dead on Wednesdays.
Hope this info helps, and happy mongering.
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i am a canadian, and very much tired of the cold ass winters. i don't have a passport, so that really does limit my potential destinations. mexico seemed to be the easiest, as its not too long of a flight, the climate is right, and it suits my needs...i hope. i don't actually have anything booked yet, but was thinking around december 1 would be perfect.
my first question is a little bit unrelated to this forum, hopefully someone has some ideas. i want to stay longer than 1 or 2 weeks, which seems pretty typical from these online travel agents. i am thinking like 2-3 months, maybe longer. i have the time off work, the cash in my pocket, and the canadian dollar is doing the best i've ever seen it, so i can't think of a better opportunity. problem is, paying a hotel like 60+ dollar a night over 3 months is way too expensive. i would like to rent out a furnished apartment that won't bust my wallet. i only plan to sleep there, and spend my days and nights going out, so i don't need anything fancy. all of the rentals i have found online have been luxury condos that go for $1000 us dollars a month or more. these are usually 2-3 bedrooms. i just don't need that much space. i was hoping to find a place that is no more than $500 us a month(utilities included if possible). if anyone can help me out with that, i'll get you mad drunk if you're in pv the same time i am. the way i'm looking at it, is the less i spend on living expenses, the more i can spend on fun stuff.
now, onto the mongering. the reason i have chosen pv is that it seems to be the safest place for gringos to walk around. i've never been anywhere in mexico before, so i don't really know for sure, only what i have read online. thanks to this forum, and reading 16 pages, most of my questions have already been answered.
how strict are the clubs about making sure a girl is atleast 18? i've read on various sites that pv has a problem with **** prostitution, and i don't really want to spend any time in a mexican prison for having sex with a minor. on the flip side, girls in there 30's and 40's don't really appeal to me(i am 22) i'm sure that if i'm careful, it's nothing to worry about, but i would rather be too careful, than not careful enough.
last question; marijuana. i am from bc, and all the stereotypes you hear are pretty much true...we're mostly all stoners. i myself am a daily toker, and usually smoke 1-2 grams. by the sounds of it, the taxi drivers can hook me up, and i noticed in one previous post, the guy had to buy 50 dollars worth at one time. my question is, how much do you get for that money? here, 50 dollars will get me a quater ounce, or 7 grams.
thanks in advance for any information or hints you can provide me. i know i am probably going overboard with this, but it will be my first time out of country, and i'd rather be overly prepared, than under prepared.
Sorry guys for not having the opportunity to log on for several weeks but work has overwhelmed me to put it nicely. Puerto Vallarta is a very expensive city and not really the mongering destination, but there are girls to be had like in any other major city. At this time there is little tourism so the nightlife is not really happening, but that should be changing in a few weeks. I have my bar open so if anyone wants to stop in for a free drink, have some good free Mexican botanas (appetizers) drop by and ask for Eduardo. The hours are weekly from 12pm to 2am.
There is no bar, cantina, or discotec in Puerto Vallarta, or the surrounding communities that has better looking waitresses working in there establishments than I do. I do want to clarify that these girls working in the bar are not putas but normal senoritas. I do have some contacts for nice putas as well. The best time to see all the chicas working in the bar is from 6 to 8 pm, as the day and nightshift is working together at this time.
I am now in the process of getting a caberet license that will permit me to open up a bikini bar where there will be table dances on the first floor, the second floor will be topless that will have a pole where the girls can slide down to the first level. On the 3rd floor will be a sex novelty shop. In the meantime, while I am still getting the proper license to go ahead with my plan, the bar is a normal type of Mexican Sports Bar that is small, clean, and confortable. It is located in front of Senor Frogs Disco, and next door to Los Amigos discotec, and a couple doors down from El Torito Restaurant. The beach is one and half blocks away. Any taxi driver will know this area and more than likely know where the bar is located. As stated in previous posts it is called the Original Monchi Sports Bar. This area is in the heart of the main entertainment district.
If you are seeking condos, tourist tours, english speaking air conditioned taxis, airport pickups, wingman, or need any other information please get in touch, and stop in the bar for your free drink or cerveza. All my prices are very reasonable. A drink is about two dollars and a bottle of beer (cerveza) one dollar fifty cents.
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Just read on another board that Junior's is going to be closing. Guess the owner sold the land to a developer that is going to put up condo's there. Been to Junior's a few times and overall found it to be an OK place.
Can someone tell me how to get to Zona Rosa?
Also, is there any daytime action to be found? If so, where?
Thanks!
Will miss that southside Puerto Vallarta icon. The last time that I was there, the best looking girls were only dancing or drinking with customers. Only about half of them were available for private services.
One really hot dancer was sitting all by herself after her dance set. No one was approaching her, yet her drink glass was never running dry. The reason: she was the bartender's girlfriend.
Another hottie was sitting with some gringo customers. She was giving American stripclub-style table dances (i.e., no touching, no grinding). They finally left, but I found out the dancer was married and her husband only let her do non-sexual things on the job.
Fortunately, one of my favorites walked in the door just when I thought I had wasted 100 pesos on the entry fee!
can someone tell me how to get to zona rosa?
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the best way to get there is by taxi. you could probably ask him to go to stravaganza: the best club there. there are usually taxis waiting in the parking lot, so don't worry about getting a ride home. don't plan on arriving before midnight, or you will be disappointed.
if you want to drive there yourself:
1. starting at the walmart/sam's club/vips parking lot.
2. exit the parking lot to the right and follow the frontage road (alongside the main highway) north about 1/4 mile to the intersection where you will find the "la paloma" bullring and an oxxo convenience store.
3. from this frontage road, you will turn right onto a small road at the la paloma/oxxo intersection.
4. you will follow this road for about 0.9 miles, going over several speed bumps along the way. after you go over the last speed bump (maybe the 5th one if memory serves correctly), take an immediate right turn into the gates of the zona rosa dirt parking lot.
the entrance is not well marked and one might drive right by without good directions. note the the road you have been following will end a short distance further when it hits a small highway. if you reach the end of the road, turn around and go back to the last speed bump.
also, is there any daytime action to be found? if so, where?
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las antorchas, next to the san javier hospital and across from the marine terminal (where the cruise ships are docked), is probably the best daytime bet, but it is really hit-or-miss with the girl quality. also, if you don't see a cruise ship in port: don't go because the girls won't be there.
Sorry, I've driven through Mazatlan a few times during the day, but never really made it my final destination. Once, I slept there overnight but was too tired, after hours of driving, to do anything :(
Thanks for the info. Since I will be arriving via cruise ship, I think I'll check out Las Antorchas. They day we are there in port, I believe there will be another 1 or 2 cruise ships there, so I would think the chicas would be working. I"ll report back.
Right now the fishing is very poor because of all the rain and the warm water. Come November the water will be colder which makes a big difference. We also have a Big Billfish Tournament that pays out very well for Marlin, Sailfish, Yellowfin Tuna, and Mahi Mahi (Dorado). Anyone interested in fishing I do have several boats available in different sizes, and great captains/fishing guides for them. I have fished Mazatlan on several occasions and it is a great place for that but the same holds true of the water there at the moment.
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Right now the fishing is very poor because of all the rain and the warm water. Come November the water will be colder which makes a big difference. We also have a Big Billfish Tournament that pays out very well for Marlin, Sailfish, Yellowfin Tuna, and Mahi Mahi (Dorado). Anyone interested in fishing I do have several boats available in different sizes, and great captains/fishing guides for them. I have fished Mazatlan on several occasions and it is a great place for that but the same holds true of the water there at the moment.[/QUOTE]Hi There,
I will be in PVR Nov 28th-Dec6th. Would really like info on your boats. I went to PVR in April and loved it. Need to learn the language to be able to easily find the Monger Zones. I am in the Pro Sports business and am bringing clients down with me. so Please let me know how to get ahold of you to schedule up some fishing time.
Cheers,
Pendor
Pendor and others, it is necessary you turn on your email box permitting others to send you messages, or to provide me contact information so I can get you the information you have requested. Thank you to the several members who have inquired about mongering, fishing, and other services.
i was recently in pv and decided to give damely massage a try. it was right were everyone said it would be. there is a sign that i missed the first time but caught when i turned around. i went up and the woman said she was busy. i asked if there was anyone else and she called someone. i waited a few minutes and a woman showed up and took me to a room. she had me undress and gave me a towel to drape over myself. i got a nice hour massage but with a towel draped over me and absolutely no signs of extras. after the massage i asked the girl from the front if she was available. she said she was for a 30 minute massage. i opted for it and she came in. it turns out this was lily. she got rid of the towel and gave me a nice massage brushing against my privates a couple times. when she was done i pointed to my erection and asked if she would massage that. we agreed on 200 pesos and she did a nice job, then cleaned me up and i took off. she was also much better looking than the first girl. all in all i had a good time and would go back for another.
pit
Just spent 4 days in Puerto Vallarta and managed to get over to Eduardo's new place near El Torito.
What a great guy! He has help about the "lay" of the land. Too bad I'm not into fishing because he knows lots about it.
Friendly, cute bartenders. Locals drop in - it's the kind of place that really feels authentic.
Tony
Thank you for your kind words Tony and I look forward to seeing you stop by again on your next visit. Not sure what you mean by the "lay of the land", but maybe you can explain it to us so we all know. Thanks again!
[QUOTE=Tony1010]Just spent 4 days in Puerto Vallarta and managed to get over to Eduardo's new place near El Torito.
What a great guy! He has help about the "lay" of the land. Too bad I'm not into fishing because he knows lots about it.
Friendly, cute bartenders. Locals drop in - it's the kind of place that really feels authentic.
Tony[/QUOTE]
Whats up guys,
I need some help here. I have read the prior reports and it seems PV is not that cheap anymore. Anyway lucky for me I speak spanish fluently and pass for mexican. So la zona is great right, any recent updates would be appreciated. I wanted to know specifics on price their, I mean if I act like a local will I get local prices? I would like to be "armed" with this vital info because it seems we "americanos" inflate the prices all the time. I am frugal not because I am cheap but if you can save money and use that money for more fun why not? I believe I have narrowed my stay at a couple hotels near muertos beach. Can anyone tell me how far that is to the Zona? I do like the beaches so this question may sound gay but is the water warm during late Feb/early Mar times? Villa del Mar is probably the hotel I am going to stay at--2 beds/ or for 2 people room that I am going to rent. I have done this in the pass in Dominican Rep. And San Jose, C. R. w/o any problems-what I mean is that I rent a room with 2 beds or king size bed and when I arrive alone I tell the hotel that I will be meeting my gf/Friend later (I do this because it is fairly easy to p/u a GF and spend a couple days with her) and they never gave me any problems. Anyway I tried this in Quito and the ***** receptionist told me if I did not arrive on the 1st day with my gf no one will be allowed in except me. Anyway any info on la zona (hours of operation, prices, location in relation to muertos beach) would be greatly appreciated. If anyone would like info of Boca Chica-D. R. , San Jose, C. R. Or Quito, Ecuador I will answer any that I can.
Mr. Logan you are correct that Puerto Vallarta is not cheap any longer. It is far from what you paid for anything in the Dominican Republic and the quality is not as good. Zona Rosa is about about a 15 minute taxi ride from Los Muertos Beach in the colonia of Olas Atlas, which amounts to a $5.00 U.S taxi fare. The bars located there are strictly for putas and have onsite rooms for the sexual encounters. I stop in to visit a friend who is a waiter in Las Alasenas from time to time, and the quality it seems is always poor. The cost is anywhere from 300 to 500 pesos, ($30.- $50. U.S dollars for full service). The other bars such as Stravaganza are more expensive to drink in and the girls are getting one hundred dollars. The quality varies from day to day with the best being the weekends when girls from Guadalajara and other areas arrive to work for only the weekend. Antorches is another bar that has been mentioned many times here on the board, and I am not a frequent visitor to this bar but the times I have stopped in the quality has never been good. There are many agencies here in Puerto Vallarta and my suggestion is to check these out when you are in town. These places are advertized in the daily newspaper.
If you are coming here and expecting a Santo Domingo, Boca Chica, San Jose, or a Quito, you are going to be very disappointed. As far as the water goes, it is warm and the beaches are nice. If I can be of any further help to you send me a p.m and I will do my best to answer you.
You also might think about renting a condo or apartment, and if you do go ahead and rent a hotel make sure of there guest policy first, as many hotels in the area have taken a hard approach against guests being in the rooms or even on the properties. Playa Los Arcos is one of these hotels.
Junior’S was my favorite club in PVR. I have been there the last two yrs. That was the only place I always found a hot chick, that gave me a great time! You have to be patient, and tell the Waiter what you are looking for. They will keep bringing girls up until you like one!
Luckily, I have discovered the lesser Antilles Since being to PVR in April. So I believe PVR is over priced for an english speaking guy like myself. You guys may want to check out the ISG on the lesser Antilles if you vacation purely for mongering like myself! The cost for the flight is about the same (from US), but you can get much more for your money there! Plus hotel's are much more chica friendly!
Do you know when Junior's is closing? I doubt I will be able to make it back there, but curious anyways!
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]Will miss that southside Puerto Vallarta icon. The last time that I was there, the best looking girls were only dancing or drinking with customers. Only about half of them were available for private services.
One really hot dancer was sitting all by herself after her dance set. No one was approaching her, yet her drink glass was never running dry. The reason: she was the bartender's girlfriend.
Another hottie was sitting with some gringo customers. She was giving American stripclub-style table dances (i.e., no touching, no grinding). They finally left, but I found out the dancer was married and her husband only let her do non-sexual things on the job.
Fortunately, one of my favorites walked in the door just when I thought I had wasted 100 pesos on the entry fee![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]Just read on another board that Junior's is going to be closing. Guess the owner sold the land to a developer that is going to put up condo's there. Been to Junior's a few times and overall found it to be an OK place.[/QUOTE]I managed to find the message board that WantSomeFun is citing. But tonight, I walked by Junior's and spoke with the doorman. He said that there are no such plans to close Junior's. So, either 1) the original rumor is false (or just a possibility that was considered), 2) some club employees have been left in the dark as to the owner's plans, or 3) the club employees have been told to keep their mouth shut about the whole affair.
Let's hope that either the rumors are false or that they are planning to build condos of "ill repute" on the site. :-)
[QUOTE=Lovin Chicas]Junior’S was my favorite club in PVR. I have been there the last two yrs. That was the only place I always found a hot chick, that gave me a great time! You have to be patient, and tell the Waiter what you are looking for. They will keep bringing girls up until you like one![/QUOTE]I saw very few that I didn't like.
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Mr. Logan you are correct that Puerto Vallarta is not cheap any longer. It is far from what you paid for anything in the Dominican Republic and the quality is not as good. Zona Rosa is about about a 15 minute taxi ride from Los Muertos Beach in the colonia of Olas Atlas, which amounts to a $5.00 U.S taxi fare.[/QUOTE]Los Mertos beach is just down the hill from Juniors, within walking distance. Quality is good but expensive.
Prices I was quoted
Admission $10
Beer $5
Private dance - short $20
Private dance - long $40
Backroom session $200
Plus add
Tip for waiter
Tip for manager
Tip for chica
Tip for door man
Tip for bathroom attendant
Urban wild life thanks for the info. I had a great time in the other places I mention but as corny as it may sound I like to travel to as many countries as I can--after reading the pv section I may opt to go to Guatemala or el Salvador but I may still give pv a try--again thanks for the info.
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Mr. Logan you are correct that Puerto Vallarta is not cheap any longer. It is far from what you paid for anything in the Dominican Republic and the quality is not as good. Zona Rosa is about about a 15 minute taxi ride from Los Muertos Beach in the colonia of Olas Atlas, which amounts to a $5.00 U.S taxi fare. The bars located there are strictly for putas and have onsite rooms for the sexual encounters. I stop in to visit a friend who is a waiter in Las Alasenas from time to time, and the quality it seems is always poor. The cost is anywhere from 300 to 500 pesos, ($30.- $50. U.S dollars for full service). The other bars such as Stravaganza are more expensive to drink in and the girls are getting one hundred dollars. The quality varies from day to day with the best being the weekends when girls from Guadalajara and other areas arrive to work for only the weekend. Antorches is another bar that has been mentioned many times here on the board, and I am not a frequent visitor to this bar but the times I have stopped in the quality has never been good. There are many agencies here in Puerto Vallarta and my suggestion is to check these out when you are in town. These places are advertized in the daily newspaper.
If you are coming here and expecting a Santo Domingo, Boca Chica, San Jose, or a Quito, you are going to be very disappointed. As far as the water goes, it is warm and the beaches are nice. If I can be of any further help to you send me a p.m and I will do my best to answer you.
You also might think about renting a condo or apartment, and if you do go ahead and rent a hotel make sure of there guest policy first, as many hotels in the area have taken a hard approach against guests being in the rooms or even on the properties. Playa Los Arcos is one of these hotels.[/QUOTE]
Just returned from PV where my wife and I had a great experience at Anatorches. I had previously visited La Rosa on the last trip and had a decent time. Finally convinced the wife to give it a try. Picked Anatorches on a cruise ship day because I had heard putas were there early and I did not want to try and keep my lovely wife up until all hours. (We are 50ish)
As can be expected we were both nervous. Her first time- me worried hoping that she would have a good time.
We entered the shabby entrance into a covered garden type area and were immediately greeted by Blanca the hostess who gave my wife a warm hug, showed us to a table and brought us a beer. When my wife went into the restroom Blanca brought her clean paper towels and was concerned that the place wasn't clean enough for my wife's tastes. Kudo’s (and big tips) to Blanca.
Soon a very attractive Peruvian man from the cruise ships was chatting her up and with a huge smile on her face I realized that I could begin my mongering hunt.
I read a lot from guys that are disappointed because the putas are fat or not real young and hard body. I always prefer the lower maintenance, higher output girls. There were plenty. We settled on a very pretty older woman with a killer body. Marie turned out to be not only a very friendly and gracious beer mate but she also spoke good enough English to explain to my wife the way the whole set up worked and even recommend some great restaurants. Whether she is your type or not- look up Marie- a wealth of knowledge with a warm heart and a hot body.
Before long we were introduced to her “friend” Mirasol. Not as attractive or slender- but a sweet smile and an obvious desire to please at all costs. (that’s what I like!)
Well I am not going to go into all the seedy details but think- three woman, casita in Sayulita, several Pacificos, and a man who bit off more than he could chew. Fortunately the girls had no problem doing whatever I asked them to do to my wife.
On the way to take the girls back my wife stayed at the casita and I spent the ride back to PV with two loving girls playing and stroking as I drove. An entire afternoon, bar fine, gas, dinner, drinks, two helpers included- $260. ***** about the prices if you like- seemed like a bargain to us. Love PV and loved Anatorches.
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"Any taxi driver will know this area and more than likely know where the bar is located. As stated in previous posts it is called the Original Monchi Sports Bar. This area is in the heart of the main entertainment district."
Okay, Eduardo... I'm a little tired tonight (just got to PV on a three-leg flight) but may come over. If not tonight, tomorrow night for sure.
I've put out useful reports on my "activities" in other parts of the world. Hope to add a fun one re PV within a few days, esp. if Eduardo proves to be a good source of advice.
Wow-they actually had 380 r/t airfares--pretty cheap but the downfall to Aruba are the hotel prices--I researched and researched but everything for basically a hundred or more dollars per night--if I can average 50-70 per night I can swing it. It could be because of timing---planning on a late feb/early March trip--any suggestions on budget hotels in Aruba? Thanks for the feedback--I also tried flight/hotel combo and still averaged about 100. Per night--any info would help.
Okay, went to Eduardo's bar. Sounds like he's not doing a lot of business, thinking of moving on to Colombia. I met his local g/f, and she seemed a bit high-maintenance, enough that it overcame her cuteness, at least to me.
Anyway, Ed steered me to Las Alanzas in Zona Rosa, which was a good choice. The cabbie worked hard to get me to go to Stravaganza instead (no doubt for a commission) but I held firm. (50 peso ride.)
Alanzas is a typical straight-out Mexican *****house masquerading as a bar. There's a dance floor and a pole, but I didin't see any of the girls dancing. They sat by one wall, alone or in small groups. Appearance ranged from super-cute to desperation-level fatties. Beer for customers = 15 pesos (about $1. 50); hard liquor ranges from 20. 50 pesos as near as I could tell, with "girl" drinks costing 75 p.
I chose a woman who was in the middle of the "looks" scale. About 30, decent face, decent but not great body. What she DID have was an amazing smile. You know how it is when you go to the animal shelter and there's one dog who is extra-enthusiastic and you pick that one even if she's not the breed you have in mind because she's wagging her tail and is 10 times friendlier than the others? I chose Susana on the same basis. 300 p for 1/2 hour including room. I went 550 p for a full hour. Why not? $50 (more or less) is not a big deal for me.
3 minutes after we were inside her clean-but-cluttered room, her tongue was in my mouth. A few minutes later my mouth was wrapped around an *extremely* responsive nipple. Much mutual caressing ensured. And 10 minutes later Susana was deep-throating my cock and I had one finger in her (tight and wet) pussy and the other in her ass.
10 minutes after that she was playing ride-them cowgirl while I twirled her erect nipples.
At some point in there.- and this is the mark of a skilled pro.- she had slipped a condom on me without my noticing it. This was the closest I've ever had to a bareback ride while covered. This was a woman who knew how to s-q-u-e-e-z-e that pussy, skill more should work to acquire.- and that few do outside of Korea and Thailand. (I *love* someone who takes pride in her work, really I do.)
So I went away happy after a fine good-night kiss, leaving a well-earned 100 peso tip, with her cell phone # in my pocket.
We met again the next night. More of the same, plus some serious and totally-appreciated massage to cap things off.
Susana left immediately afterwards (I had my cabbie drop her at the bus station) for her small-town home, where she planned to spend a week before coming back to work in Vallarta. I have both her cell and her home phone. You never know when I might come back this way.- or direct to her small town, using some of my trillions of frequent flier miles.
The thing was, there were so many girls, and so few customers, in that place that I my have been Susana's only customer for several days, maybe longer. And some of the girls. I think only the most desperate late-night drunks would have ever considered them, so I suspect they could hardly make any money at all.
There were some amazing-looking Barbie-girls at Las Alanzas, but it seemed to me that they were getting by purely on cute, noses in the air, and wouldn't have been very good company or (shall we say) very service-oriented. I'm glad I made the choice I did.
So today. 5:23 p. M. Sunday. Susana is out of town and.-unlike Zona Roja.- Las Antorchas is within walking distance of my hotel. I think I'll wander over there in a bit and see if there are any enthusiastic, reasonably-priced women hanging around. If I find one, fine, If not, no big deal.
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AvidWriter and others, it is necessary to turn on your message boxes so others can contact you. I tried to contact you on Saturday morning AvidWriter but was unsuccessful for the reason I stated above. I hope you enjoyed your stay in Puerto Vallarta, and I was hoping to make it even more enjoyable, but unfortunately it became impossible with not being able to reach you. I was hoping you would stop back in and see me but you must have been occupied. :)
Things still are slow here, but I am hoping after the Thanksgiving holidays it will pick up. I have nothing new to really report on other than the fishing has been good the past week for those of you who are interested.
For those who will be coming soon please stay away from the street walker scene as almost all of them are transvestites. It is best to pick up a newspaper and call the ads that are featured in them, or go to one of the areas that have previously been wrote about on here.
Since Wednesday is suppose to be the day Antorches is suppose to be happening with 3 cruise ships docked, I decided to check it out at about 11:30 in the morning because I have several clients coming into Puerto Vallarta next week who are seeking company. This is what I found, 2 big fat girls that both weighed in access of 200 pounds of pure fat, and the manager Adrianna who is not only fat herself but old and ugly. These were the only girls working at this time. In addition Regulamente (the city police in regards to regulating businesses) dropped in while I was there. I now have been there on a couple of occasions and everytime it is the same caliber of women.
I will try to get out to Las Alazenas, and Stravaganza in the next couple of days for those of you who will be here next week. I am working hard to accomodate your needs, but it is very difficult because the puta scene is not really open around here, and the girls in the stripclubs are only trying to rob us with what they are asking.
Stopped by Las Alazenas last night and to my surprise there was so quality girls working. I also went to Stravaganza and found the same to be true there, but it is quite a bit more expensive. I am going to try to go back out there tonight.
Tony1010 from the site here is back in Puerto Vallarta once again and stopped in to visit me. It was great to see him. He told me he was at Antorches earlier in the day and the findings were not great at all.
Also next to the Farmacia Guadalajara in central, and in the building that housed Chic until a couple of months ago, is now going to reopen as Hysteria 2, with the girls floating back and forth between the original Hysteria and Hysteria 2. I have a invitation to go to the grand openning but that is about the only time I will frequent this place as it is high end, like the original club, Prestige, Juniors, and the other clubs that are similar.
I am wondering if there are any regulars who know whether a couple women are still working? Firstly Brandy, who I most recently saw in March at Mirage. Previously she worked at Juniors for a number of years. Secondly, Martell, who has worked at Prestige for the past couple years. The last time I was in PV was March, when she was still working there.
Thanks
Due to visit next month and have been reading here for a few days. The lie of the land seems quite bleak for mongering in PV unless I am misreading things. Can anyone point me towards the best recent summary of the scene down there.....I am beginning to be disapointed even before I go!
Thanks,
Adam
I've been to a few spots in PV, but don't know specifically where Alanzas is located, nor am I familiar with the Zona Rosa. If you're in the Guayabitos/LaPenita area to the north (about an hour), Mangos is a great place with lots of good looking women. They'll cost you 700-850 pesos. Need to watch some, though, as they'll have someone knocking on the door after 15 minutes telling you time is up. So make it clear you the time you want.
These two places were recommended to me. Just wondering what you get for your money with a private dance? Are the rooms completely private. Are the dances all-nude? How much touching is allowed. Help, this is my first trip to Mexico!
It is a 10 to 15 minute taxi ride that costs $5 to $6.00 U.S dollars from the heart of the entertainment district in Puerto Vallarta. This place is known by all taxi drivers and it is a area that has basically 3 Mexican *****houses, as they have rooms onsite, even though the club Stravaganza features a stripclub setting. I have spoken to several of the girls who have told me from Las Alazenas that they would do 12 hour sessions for $150.00 dollars.
I have made some changes in the personal working in my bar so the quality of my waitresses in quite abit down from what it was, but the service is much better. My bar is strictly a Mexican cantina and more changes are going to be taking place and I will keep you all posted.
To Adam, this is not a destiination for mongering so prepare yourself for that. It is far from a Colombia, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic or any similar country.
[QUOTE=Bmarshall]I've been to a few spots in PV, but don't know specifically where Alanzas is located, nor am I familiar with the Zona Rosa. If you're in the Guayabitos/LaPenita area to the north (about an hour), Mangos is a great place with lots of good looking women. They'll cost you 700-850 pesos. Need to watch some, though, as they'll have someone knocking on the door after 15 minutes telling you time is up. So make it clear you the time you want.[/QUOTE]
My ATF is Juniors, with a $10 door fee and a free tequilla. The girls are mostly 6-9 with the occasional 9+ (who may not be FS occasionally). Most are FS with rooms upstairs and a private room for private dance (touching allowed and encouraged). My ATF is called Gracia (I hope she is still there) and is a very cool lady as well as a great bed buddy!! Usually, the girls circulate but if you have your eye on one and tip the "boss", they will send her your way! If you don't like a particular girl who sits with you, just don't buy her a drink and she will get the message. Good luck. I hope the rumors of Juniors closing are not true. I am going to PV in March and it won't be the same without Juniors!!! Feel free to PM with questions Mcguire.
Thanks Winston but I don't have PM. Not sure if I want FS, but I want to make sure the private dances are worth it. Where I'm from they are hands on and all-nude. Is it the same there? I heard from a buddy that they leave their g-strings on even in the private room and not everyone is open to full hands on.
Going to be in PV Mid Jan. and am wanting a good massage with a happy ending. I have been reading about the Damely Sisters in old post, are they still there and will they still give a hand job after the massage? Also are they discreet, can you get the tug with out everybody in the building knowing it? My wife will be with me and she will want a massage but probably without the extra's although it would do her good.
Thanks Urbanwildlife. What is the name of your cantina? I would like to visit you.
And where is juniors located?
Thanks
Adam
It is located in old town Puerto Vallarta. You just have to ask anyone local where the El Torito Restaurant is and they will direct you to it. My bar is right around the corner from it in the direction of the beach, and it is located next to a Taco stand that sits on the street. There is a sign above the door that reads "The Original Monchi Sports Bar". The exact address is Venustrano 235, Colonia: Emiliano Zapata. Directly next to my bar is a sign that reads "Lilys Massage" but it is a massage parlour without benefits.
[QUOTE=Adam6969]Thanks Urbanwildlife. What is the name of your cantina? I would like to visit you.
And where is juniors located?
Thanks
Adam[/QUOTE]
Mcquire,
It depends on the girl but most are open to full touch full nude, just be specific when you talk to the "boss" who will negotiate time and price for you. If you tell him that is what you want and the girl doesn't do that, he will find you one that will most of the time. Just be specific and don't agree to pay until you have what you want. Again, though, most girls are open to full touching (and will even let you do a lot of touching at the table for free). Good luck.
Winston
[QUOTE=Twang50]Going to be in PV Mid Jan. and am wanting a good massage with a happy ending. I have been reading about the Damely Sisters in old post, are they still there and will they still give a hand job after the massage? Also are they discreet, can you get the tug with out everybody in the building knowing it? My wife will be with me and she will want a massage but probably without the extra's although it would do her good.[/QUOTE]They are still there and very discreet. Patty is my favorite, always with a pleasant personality and great touch. Be sure and report.
Thanks for the info.
I'll stop by for some beers and a chat.
Adam
Its a real small bar & hard to find at first. 1 block away there is another bar also called the monchi bar, but they didn't have any tv's that I saw. Finally I saw the right place, but I was always with my wife & was too chicken to go there & ask for you when she was with me. The bar looked like there was mostly only locals whenever I walked by. I never saw any other gringos.
I just got back last week from a stay in Puerto Vallarta which was the first time I was ever in Mexico. I actually had a real good time, but the posts made by Eduardo about night life and mongering is right on the money. You would think that a city the size of Puerto Vallarta would have women everywhere but this is not the case, other than Friday and Saturday nights it is pretty much a ghost city. There is just very little nightlife.
I stayed in a condo that was right on the beach and was in walking distance to about everything I would want. I had no problems with my accomodations whatsoever.
I went to the places mentioned on this site such as Juniours, Prestige, Hysteria, and a few more. These places are no different than any places I would go to in the United States. They are very expensive with a beer costing $4.50 U.S, buying a ladies drink for one of the strippers is $15.00 U.S, and to take them out of the clubs for an hour is costing between $200. and $300.00 dollars. This is fucking nuts. Forget Puerto Vallarta for mongering. I wanted to find some non-pros and that is almost impossible as well. I went to bar after bar but other than the weekend they are all empty. I am still very amazed with this city being such a tourist destination.
The highlight of my trip was going to Monchi Sports Bar and meeting Eduardo. His place is a classic type of Mexican bar, but the two girls he had working for him the few nights I stopped in were great. They were very funny and very happy waitresses. Alejandra speaks english fluently but Alma speaks nothing but spanish. His place is very clean, has big screen tv's, and a juke box. The beer he sells is some the coldest beer I ever drank, and he also serves Mexican appetizers free, and they were delicious. He is going to start serving a full menu I believe this coming week.
Eduardo himself was great, and I will be definitely staying in touch with him. I wanted to experience other bars and nightlife away from the tourist shit, so I asked Eduardo if he would show me and that he did. He got us a taxi who gave us a great discount on the price for the night, and he took me barhopping to many different Mexican cantinas that are located in and around Puerto Vallarta. All I did was pay for his drinks and what was great about these places he took me to, the price of a beer was only $1.50 U.S!!!!! Because I was having such a great time with him and appreciated the great service he was providing me I also got him a girl at the end of the nights that we partied together. The cost of this was about $40.00 U.S and he really appreciated it. I also invited the taxi driver to party with us since it was so cheap, and they both provided me with a great experience. I was able to meet many local girls who work in these other bars/cantinas, and both of them speak english and spanish, so it was very easy to get my point across to the girls with them being present. Eduardo also negotiated prices for me with the girls at the end of the night as we ended up at Las Alezenas (spelling might be inaccurate) and in a couple of other *****house type bars, and a stripclub that was out in the sticks somewhere. I believe it was next to a river.
I used the services of his taxi driver and him on 3 occasions, as it was great to have someone familiar with the area to hangout with and to know you are safe. He handled all of the money transactions and explained every bill to me, otherwise being drunk it would have been very easy for the waitresses or bartenders to overcharge me, and the same goes for the taxi drivers. I also had him rent a boat for a day to go fishing and invited him along. The price was $350.00 for 8 hours and it was well worth it. I ended up catching my first Marlin ever and it weighed about 350 pounds, and he caught a sailfish that was about 9 feet long. The other catch we had was 2 Mahi Mahi which were also good size.
To summarize my trip, I can only say that Puerto Vallarta is a great place to go on a family vacation as the beaches are nice, the people very hospitable, but to go only for mongering I would say forget it. I also want to thank Eduardo for providing me with a great experience, and I encourage anyone who wants to have fun and experience life away from other Americans or Canadians to get in touch with Eduardo. I also encourage everyone to patronize his bar. He is really struggling, which is the case in almost every bar that I entered. I can honestly say there is not a better bar in all of Puerto Vallarta that is similar to his, it is just a case that the market is saturated with bars, and there really is not that many people around.
Just checked out Damely and while Ely (Lily?) is still working as usual, Paty has gotten married and moved far away.
Is there any body besides Lily to give you a hand since Patty is gone? Just wondering who to ask for if Lily has got her hands full with clients?
In Vallarata for 10 days for a Spanish class and some touring (returned on December 17). After reading the posts I decided to take a $. 45 bus trip from Centro to check out Antoches (just down from Outback across from the Hacienda not far from the cruise terminal as described in previous posts). Didn't intend to session, but I changed my mind.
My first visit was later on Wednesday afternoon. There were about 10 girls in the bar and after some negotiating decided on a session with Pamela (rate her about a 7+, about 22, tall, about 5'7" and athletic) who was playing pool. Cost was $500 pesos for 1 round, 3 positions, CBJ, uninspired massage, willing to please attitude, some LFK, shower-maybe a 6 for performance. She asked about coming to my hotel and going dancing but I didn't take her up on the offer, maybe next time.
Returned the next day a little later (about the same number of girls), sessioned with Mary for the same price. She seemed like the leader of the group. She was about 30, short and thin and provided BBBJCIM, massage, any position you wanted, DATY & DATO, DFK. Said she could not leave the site. About a 6 for looks and 8+ for performance.
After the deals were made I was escorted out of the bar around the back through a gravel what looked like car repair lot with friendly guys roasting squirrels or something. Then I was led along the concrete sidewalk to the 3-4 room house where the action occurs about a block away. After the sessions I went out the back gate to the bus stop about a half block away by the hospital.
The weekend after my classes I was doing some computer work and decided to check out ads on Craig's list which I do not usually do. Made a couple contacts with responses right away. Set up dates for Friday and Saturday nights.
First one was with a white North American girl named Aleyecia, about 25, short, thin, blondish hair (a 9+) for a quoted price of $150 an hour (I know, way too much but her PM's got me going and I decided to give it a shot-bad idea.). She was supposed to meet me at the bar in the hotel and after 45 minutes of waiting I gave up. Just when I was going upstairs she showed up. I should have told her to forget it but I invited her to my room for drinks. After we sat down she just kept talking and wanted the money up front. Changed her story about 5 times in 15 minutes, didn't seem interested in taking off her clothes and wouldn't let me touch much. Kept asking for her money and I told her not until we are done. After going through lots of different stories she said she would go talk to her driver about payment procedures and she left and never returned. Was out the drink I bought her plus the time of setting up the date, waiting and listening. Stay away!
Second night was a 4 hour date with Eryika, about 25 originally from Mazatlan but now living in Vallarta for 3000 pesos. About a 6 (a little thick and not a perfect face, but nice firm, perky, suckable tits, solid and a good round ass) in looks and 8+ in performance. All the positions I wanted, lots of passion, DFK, CBJ, DATY, DATO, rimming, fingers in the ass, stayed until I asked her to leave after 3 rounds and spoke some English.
Was in PV for 1 week. I didn't go just for mongering, so I had a good time. Especially since I am Canadian, and we are having -20 degree weather right now. Juniors is open, my first time there, I ended up walking a million fucking stairs to get there. After that, combined with spending the day walking along the malecon, there wasnt much gas left in the tank, so I just enjoyed the shows and had a few drinks. None of the girls were 9s or 10s. a few 8s but mostly 6s and 7s. I was quoted 170 for a halfhour with one of the girls. Thanks but no thanks. Like reported, 10 dollar cover, with a free shot of tequila. It was a tasty shot too.
The next night, we went to Hysteria. 10 dollar cover, no free booze. The women were a lot better looking. Mostly 8's, and a couple of 9's. Didnt see anything below a 7 when I was there. As well they had more frequent shows. Less down time. Beers were the same price as Juniors. I ended up getting a girl named Pamela. She was a 9 or 10 in the looks department. A real hotty with a pornstar body. She was worth the 170 dollar tab. Great stripper too. She spoke no english, and I only speak a couple dozen of spanish words, so I really didnt talk to her much. Started out with a CBJ, it wasnt the best i've ever had, but it wasnt bad either. After that, she let me have my way with her. Doggy, CG, Mish. Service was about a 7 or 8. I imagine it would normally be better, but it was 5:30 in the morning on a tuesday night, so I imagine she was tired. I was tired too, almost fell asleep after I cummed. Fake moaning, but what SP doest fake moan these day? She accompanied me into the shower, and helped clean me off, so all in all, it was a good time. I gave her a 20 dollar tip as well.
As far as the non mongering night life goes...well there is not much there. Best club we went to was called "Hilo" 10 dollar cover with a free beer. 2.50 a beer after that. They had tequila shot girls, they gave you 2 shots(they poured them, and fed them to you) wiped your mouth clean, and played with your nipples for a bit....for 3 dollars. Can't get that in the USA or Canada. Staff was super friendly, they took pictures for us, even posed with our group too.The only downfall was the bathroom was on the top floor, so there was quite a few stairs to climb everytime you needed to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. When you're drunk off your ass and seeing triple, thats not a good thing. Hilo is located right along the malecon, can't miss it. I would highly highly reccomend it.
The other big club along the malecon is called Zoo. I didnt like that one at all. 15 dollar cover(I never even wanted to go in at that price, but the people I was with did...so whatever, we went inside) It was supose to come with a beer, but it was a tiny bottle, almost like a 1 ounce shot of beer. Staff/Servers were nowhere to be seen, and the bartenders ignored the white males until we were the only ones left. 5 dollars a beer as well. Bad service, and overpriced booze. I would avoid this place.
The worst one was called College. This was really bad at the end of the night. We had a ton of fun during the night. They had a bubble machine, and a lot of the female tourists were dancing around topless, so the eye candy was great. Cover was 35 dollars, and that was suppose to cover ALL drinks. We thought everything was going great until it was time to leave. Me and 1 other buddy were the last ones standing out of our group, and as we were about to leave we were surrounded by 6 or 7 bouncers telling us we had to pay for the drinks. We told them that the front told us all the drink were included with the cover charge. The bouncers said that because we ordered bottles of hard booze at our table, that those were not included. Our problem was we never ordered any bottles. These 2 guys we met at the bar ordered the bottles, we were just talking to them. They sat at our table while we talked for a while. Those guys ended up getting kicked out for whatever reason later in the night, but the bouncers thought we were all together. The staff expected us to take care of their tab. We tried telling them that it wasnt our fault, and that the staff should have made sure those guys paid there bill before being kicked out. The staff wouldnt hear any of it, and me and my buddy ended up paying 200 pesos each. A total shakedown. I was pissed, but there really wasnt anything that I could do about it. After that, we went to take a taxi back to the hotel. When we took a taxi from our hotel to College, it was 60 pesos. Most areas cost us 40 pesos, but since College was a bit further away, we didnt mind spending the extra 20 pesos. Trying to get a cab back, and they wanted 200 pesos from the parking lot! Even the fucking cabbies were trying to shake us down there. The drivers said that we were drunk, and if we puked in the car, then they had to clean it up. We were drunk, but not that drunk. We were talking coherently, we were not stumbling around. Obviously they had some sort of deal with the front door people. I ended up calling them fucking con artists and a bunch of other things I wont repeat. Me and my buddy just started walking away from the club. About 5 minutes later, a taxicab that was just driving along honked his horn at us, we waved him over, and he drove us back for 60 pesos, no problems. My advice: Stay away from College.
All in all, the vacation was excellent. Like it has been said here, PV is not really a mongering or nightlife destination. There is a ton of fun things to do during the day, so it is great for a family vacation.
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Great report Mick!. You really did a great job in sharing your experience with us, and I hope more that use the Puerto Vallarta thread do the same.
I knew Patty very well both in and out of Damely. She was great fun, and I will miss her. I understand from PV1234 that she has moved far away. If anyone knows where she is, would you please drop me a note. I would appreciate that very much.
Hello Guys!
Just to let you know as of today my bar is no longer. I will still be residing in Puerto Vallarta so please drop me a p.m and I will provide you contact information if you need any assistance of any kind, such as renting of a boat, wingman, or just information of any type on Puerto Vallarta. I am just no longer operating the bar.
Any update on full service ladies advertising on CraigsList? Saw a Mischa, anybody know her?
If there are any aficionados out there of the Alamo Hotel & Brothel, in Vallarta, you'll be saddened to know that it is now closed. So, if you need to get your plumbing worked on, you'll have to walk across the street to the new Home Depot store :)
Ok guys we need updates--I read all 20 pages of the PV board. I will be traveling to PV in mid Feb 08. Here are my analysis of my understanding of PV mongering. The "zona rosa's" best place is still stravanganza. Now is there a bus from los muertos beach to la zona? I speak spanish and am very resourceful and FRUGAL--not to be confused with being unreasonably tight--the point is the money I do save I re-invest in mongering--for example I am willing to take a 5 pesos bus vs. A 5 dollar taxi--and that money I saved will get me 2 beers--(kinda buying time to check out the girls and not be so despetate)--these girls can smell that. So in regards to Antorchas--seems like afternoon trips are good-especially if ships are docked-again 1st time in PV_-can I walk their from playa de los muertos beach area? Or can I take a bus and asked to be dropped of by hacienda hotel or to san javier hosp?.-I am late 20's not bad looking, hispanic, speak spanish fluently and also wanted to know with a little patience and good conv. Are the local women easy to get laid with? Anyway any info and updates will be appreciated.
From the main road near Walmart or Cruise Ship terminal , its about a 15 minute walk. This being a bit more than a half mile or about 2 km.
Within this zone, its about $4 USD by taxi or 40 pesos
Please find it here
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MrLogan1979,
The best way to get to the Zona is by taxi. The clubs there are pretty dead until 11P.M., or midnight. I don't think you will find buses running then. The walk from the main road is almost a mile (1.2 km) and it is very dark and deserted. In my opinion, it's foolish to walk that route alone in the middle of the night to save a few bucks. There are always cabs in the Zona parking lot and they will be happy to get you home.
It's not a great idea to drive a car either because the cops are all over the place late at night. There is no traffic at that time and your car will stick out like a sore thumb.
Also watch out for the trannys in the Zona. The tranny place called Las Abejas is open for business again. Their scumbag manager once tried to get me inside with the promise that he had the hottest girls in his club. Fortunately I knew better and ignored him.
Only girls will be at Las Alansas and Stravaganza. The place next to Stravaganza, that used to be called the Cadillac Club, could have a tranny, or two, among the real girls. It is so frickin dark in the ex-Cadillac Club you can hardly see who you are sitting with. The club called El Tren is closed.
Thanks Don Tonto. I will take your advice.
Thanks Nauskas for the map. I appreciate all your insight. It will definitely help.
what don says is true, but a 1.6 km is a mile and i have walked, drove it and taxi'd it. it may well be closer to a mile, but the car od read.5 whatever that really is :)
as you are headed east its about 5 or 6 speed bumps or just before you can see the green sign for the pemex.
so the info was noted for those maybe arriving by ship. (common customer) who find nothing better to do than do some research.
don't bother walking it so late, but if you are like me you want to check it out during the day to see where it is and evaluate the surrounding area to find it later in the dark. it is very dark and in a desolate area. bus seems to stop at between 11 and midnight, but the larger problem is they are infrequent and you probably won't be able to figure out where to get off.
your will need to go home by taxi.
not driving yourself and police avoidance is a good idea.
the t-girl is most certainly there and actively seek your time.
its a totally different scene than tj or nearly anywhere else in the world, so soak it up and adjust :)
overall though, i consider it sorta last resort or satisfy your curiosity.
there are so many easy tourists in the clubs and along the malecon.
sure its fun to go with some friends, but there is nothing easier than a lose vacation location.
[QUOTE=Reese27]I knew Patty very well both in and out of Damely. She was great fun, and I will miss her. I understand from PV1234 that she has moved far away. If anyone knows where she is, would you please drop me a note. I would appreciate that very much.[/QUOTE]If memory serves, she and her new husband moved to Mexico City. Not a million miles away naturally, but not knowing more details and with her being out of the business that might as well be the moon.
[QUOTE=Pv1234]If memory serves, she and her new husband moved to Mexico City. Not a million miles away naturally, but not knowing more details and with her being out of the business that might as well be the moon.[/QUOTE]I appreciate that you took the time to answer. She was a good friend and losing touch with her was my fault. Thanks again.
Reese
[QUOTE=MrLogan1979]Ok guys we need updates... I will be traveling to PV in mid Feb 08... Now is there a bus from los muertos beach to la zona?... I am willing to take a 5 pesos bus vs. A 5 dollar taxi...So in regards to Antorchas--can I walk their from playa de los muertos beach area? Or can I take a bus and asked to be dropped of by hacienda hotel or to san javier hosp?[/QUOTE]Mr. Logan,
I guess there have been few updates because little has changed!
For example, Las Antorchas is still open in the day. I went last week at 3 pm when there were no ships and encountered the same old scene: two overweight women, 20-peso beer, and the walkway to rooms still blocked off.
For example, the Hotel Erendira on Naranjo still features one or two oldtimers across the street. I did go twice, in the late afternoon, with newbie "Ana", who is younger (22), cuter, and asks 500 pesos (room included). She is in a hurry but will slow down if you ask. Alas, this appears to be a rock-bottom price for FS in PV.
I would take a cab your first time to Zona Rosa to get the lay of the land. It's too far to walk. It's near-impossible to describe the bus drop-off point. Yes, there are green busses that pass by. The problem is they don't run past 11 pm, when things get started. And it's not a direct route--you have to endure a long dusty trip through the "suburb" of Pitillal, with many stops. On the other hand a frugal man can and should take a bus to Las Antorchas in the manner you described.
We look forward to hearing of your discoveries in February!
I went by Las Antorchas at 5 pm on Tuesday (1 ship in port) and found 4-5 girls working, all chubby. After ordering a "lager" (less harsh than El Sol, their other choice) for 20 pesos, I settled in with 6-7 other clients, 2 of whom sounded like Americans.
A fairly tall, fairly cute girl appeared at the kitchen door and waved, but wouldn't come over, so I negotiated at the door. She spoke hardly any English. She wanted 700 pesos for covered FS for 20 minutes + 200 more for a room. (Yes, that rooming house in the back IS open but it's officially closed down, so you have to walk out front and around. You didn't hear this from me. ;))
Anyway, I got her down to 500 (+ 200) pesos, roughly $70 US total, too much in my opinion for a pickup in a dusty non-touristy bar in Mexico.
Her name is Kareli, tall, pretty face, full-breasted, big nipples, big belly, slim curvy legs, curly dark shoulder-length hair. She's got 3 kids. She works every day from 1-6. Nice enough personality.
Her performance was fine, especially at the climax when she (finally) moved her pelvis, moaned a little, rubbed my back and gave me that look like she might be enjoying herself. Otherwise, it was an effort early on to get her to remove all her garments, do a little foreplay, or even look at me. And she wouldn't do oral.
I was just casually walking down the street, a reasonably nice SW walked me in the door at Erendira. This is southside at Naranjo just south of Aquilles Serdan.
She offered BJ for 100 pesos.- 100 for the room. I was on my way somewhere and didn't have a condom, so I passed.
I was approached in the same block a year ago.- she had a room upstairs around the corner.
I would walk in the door at Erendira and ask the man at the desk where the girls are.- worst he could say is "I don't know".
Spanish is a must!
[QUOTE=Simplepleasures]Any update on full service ladies advertising on CraigsList?[/QUOTE]Good question, Simplepleasures, especially with cuties like Daniella advertising recently. For those with some $$, here's the link: [url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/566802123.html[/url]
P.S. I emailed Daniella and asked her rate for FS. I just received her reply: "My donation is 300 US roses for one hour OR 400 US roses for two hours."
I'll be in PV shortly on a Sunday and was wondering if there will be any action in Las Antorchas? Will they even be open?
I wrote to Daniella and inquired about her english speaking ability, costs, and services offered, and you can see by her response she is full of shit. For one thing, using a english translator on the internet will never provide you the format she is responding to me in, furthermore, a Mexicana would never use the term roses to describe money. Lastly, she claims to never have been in the U.S, but her costs are U.S higher end prices. She is a fucking lying fraud in my book, but if someone wants to spend that kind of money and take a chance, good luck, better you than me.
There is no doubt that she is beautiful. My email to her and her response back to me is posted below.
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Hi Eduardo,
I speak Espanol, but translate on internet to English, to learn more Ingles! :) I have never lived in the U.S
I do it all, except anal.
It is simple & easy to see me. I promise a reply within 24 hours.
Please reply with the information:
1.) Where you are staying while you are in town?, or where do you live?.
2.) What SPECIFIC date and time you would like to see me?
3.) Meeting at your place, or do we need to find another location?
4.) Local (OR US) cell phone number, or hotel number and room number?
My donation is 300 US roses for one hour OR 400 US roses for two hours.
** 3day (1500 US ROSES) 5day (2500 US roses) and 7day (3000 US Roses) packages available
Look forward to meeting you,
Daniella[/quote]On Feb 10, 2008 1:14 PM, eduardoxxxxxx <
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Hello!,
I saw your ad on Craigslist and I am inquiring about your pricing and what you have to offer. Do you do oral, full service, anal?. Do you do dating type of escort service, such as going out dancing e.t.c. Have you ever been in the United States? Your beauty is breathtaking and now I am interested in seeing it first hand.
I responded to Daniellas letter and here is her response. I will leave it up to you guys if you care to spend that kind of money for a piece of ass, despite its beauty.
Hola Eduardo,
I am being honest with you, and the format is already set. I just put in the words.Most everyone I communicate with speaks English only, so I am accustomed to typing and translating. I am real and my donation is my donation. I may be higher compared to some...but you must compare apples to apples.
I know for a fact at Candy's y Prestige, or Mirage, etc. It is 140$ US to be with a girl and 200$US to take her home. This is not to mention the transportation there ( min 5$) the cover to get in (10$MIN) , and then the drink prices for the girl ( 15$-25$US), don't forget the tipping to your waiter and the guy who tales you to the room...let alone your own drinks. You can do the math. All for a girl who works a 12 hours shift and may have countless partners in a week's time. Many feel my service is better. In the comfort of their home, hotel room or suite. Relaxed, not stressed, no worries or bothersome wait staff expecting a tip. As well as privacy. At 300 US per hour it is FAR better in many gentlemans opinion.
that is Okay if you do not think so. I cannot please everyone..
[quote]On Feb 10, 2008 3:19 PM, Eduardo <xxxxxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hi Daniella,
Have you heard of robbery?. Your prices are United States higher end prices, and you my love are NOT performing your services in the United States market. You can get just as beautiful of girls from Hysteria, Prestige, Candy's e.t.c. for quite a bit less. I also do not believe you are using an english/spanish translator on the internet, because it would never provide you the type of writing format you are using, so it helps to be honest. Good luck to you.[/quote]
I am sorry to have to post another message about this puta, but I just received another email from Daniella, and I want to post it so you all can see what type of attitude you are dealing with when it comes to this girl. Now remember this is a girl who claims she has never lived in the United States and uses a internet translation service to put her words into english. I also want to clarify that I have only contacted her 2 times, which I posted on here my letters to here. I am not sure why she is continuing to write me, other than the fact I called her out on her pricing and what I believe is to be her lies.
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It's not that I'm too expensive, it is just that you cannot afford it. You stupid ass gringos are all alike so go and fuck yourself, stick a dildo up your ass.
adios[/quote]
Hello guys,
I am organizing a party cruise from Puerto Vallarta to Mazatlan on a Hatteras Motor Yacht 80 My Sky Lounge if anyone is interested. There will be several p4p girls on board as well as some non-pros. Presently I have 10 people booked, not counting the girls. This cruise will be taking place on February 28th. Contact me for more information.
I am also organizing a group of guys to go on a nightclub tour in the Philippines for August. This trip will be catered to those who have wanted to go to a destination such as the Philippines, but do not feel comfortable going alone.
On April 17th I will be going to Cartagena, and possibly Medellin, Colombia, to set up a future group trip for those interested in a party tour to South America. If anyone is interested in traveling with me in April get in touch, but this is a trip I am taking by myself for the reasons stated above.
Urban,
I understand what you are saying, but, in all fairness, it is a market system, and the girls can charge whatever they think they can get. Just pointing out to them that they are above the PV usual is not going to get you a better rate, just an annoyed, rude response telling you to go elsewhere. If the market will not bear what they charge, they won't make money and they will have to lower their prices or move somewhere else with their "stable". Actually, this agency these ladies work for (PV Playmates) is charging US prices for what appear to be very attractive ladies, more in the 500-1000 range for places like LA or Vegas. If you are looking for bargains, these folks obviously are not the place to go. On the other hand, at least in PV the agency can talk in terms of what is offered, instead of implying, and then not delivering (or upselling like so many US escorts do) since things are legal and what you pay for is what you get. Some folks are willing to pay a little more for that extra assurance (granted, that is more common in Canada than Mexico; in PV you expect to pay quite a bit less).
She is right, though. Most of the clubs end up costing you about the same in drinks, tips, and incidentals. Juniors almost always gets 3-5 bills from me every night I spend there - of course, I do spend more than an hour all total. I think it is all in what you want, what you expect, and what you are willing to pay. To castigate a girl for what she charges is counterproductive, especially with the large number of ladies available. It isn't personal, its just business. It has long been known that PV is no longer a place for a consistent bargain, but if you are willing to spend more, great service is available. For bargain hunters, there are still great places to go in Mexico, PV just isn't one of those. I am just guessing (and I am sorry if I am wrong about this; it's my opinion, and I could be wrong), but it seems that most folks looking for P4P action in PV are coming down to get reliable, consistent service from better-than-average looking ladies without the constant LE and ripoff hassle of the US. For bargain hunters, TJ is still rolling! Anyway, good wishes and happy hunting. Just my two cents, and probably not really worth that, just making conversation.
I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston
as previously reported, the cheaper, dustier, non-touristy clubs for you adventurous spanish-speakers (like the clubs in la zona) are closed during the day. however, if your standards aren't high, you might uncover something, as i did today.
i decided to check out the daytime scene at [b]el y ella[/b] club, which was reported on by skug37 last september. it is easily reached. for the thrifty, take a blue/white bus north from the city to the road just before sam's. get off and walk inland on this very straight road. about 1/2 way there you'll pass an rv park on the left. after about a mile the road curves to the left. (if your bus is marked "pittilal" it turns at sam's, and you can stay aboard until the curve.)
at the curve there is a dirt road on the right. take this a few hundred feet. you'll see [b]conejita's[/b] club (red & green) on the right. the next building (yellow & purple) past it is el y ella.
today at 1:30 pm (monday) both clubs were locked up tight. i peered into them, walked past, and turned to go back when a girl yelled down to me from a sort-of motel walkway above el y ella. her name was maria, short with a big smile, about a 4 in looks. we negotiated 450 pesos for fs. she wasn't worth it.
she led me upstairs, hushing me all the while, to her room, unkempt with the radio blaring. she said she was a dancer at the club. her moves in bed, however, were almost non-existent. a bored hand massage, no oral, a slip-on of the condom, no eye contact and a motionless posture, waiting for me to finish. and a long wait it was, since the droopy tits and stretch marks were a big turnoff.
anyway, i hope her fellow dancers are more customer-oriented, and i look forward to reports on them from you nite-owls.
Will be in PV on the week of Mar 10th.
Anything special happening that week?
LM
Just came back from a long weekend in PVR. Candy has been remodled and still has some talent. Best place for fun is Mirage. Awesome girls with great GFE. Takeout out is 280 for two hours but worth the money if you got it.
[QUOTE=Loco Mojjo]Will be in PV on the week of Mar 10th.
Anything special happening that week?[/QUOTE]The week following your arrival is Semana Santa, which means LOADS of Mexicans will come into town (and camp out on the beaches). I'm not sure this means more or better quality in Candy's or Mirage, but it does mean more girls wandering the streets who might want to turn a trick.
The best pickup I ever had in PV was standing right on Vallarta Street at 8pm during Semana Santa week. We had a great time back in my place. I can't help but think the non-pro/disco scene will also be hotter. The (crowded) fun begins Friday March 14th.
Hey guys, any news on Junior's? Still open? Coming down this weekend and will miss my old haunt if it is gone. Also, anyone TOFTT with the "PV Playmates" service (also advertising on Craig's list)? Just wondered if they are worth the USD!!
Will report when I return; looking forward to some Montecristos and some pretty ladies!!!
I remain,
Your Obedient Servant,
Winston
That is great! Looking forward to seeing all the pretty ladies.
[QUOTE=DukePV]The week following your arrival is Semana Santa, which means LOADS of Mexicans will come into town (and camp out on the beaches). I'm not sure this means more or better quality in Candy's or Mirage, but it does mean more girls wandering the streets who might want to turn a trick.
The best pickup I ever had in PV was standing right on Vallarta Street at 8pm during Semana Santa week. We had a great time back in my place. I can't help but think the non-pro/disco scene will also be hotter. The (crowded) fun begins Friday March 14th.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Winston569]Hey guys, any news on Junior's? Still open? Coming down this weekend and will miss my old haunt if it is gone.[/QUOTE]I walked by Junior's at 4:30 pm today (Thursday) and the gate was locked, but the inner door was open and there were inflated balloons hanging from the entry ceiling. So somebody's been partying there lately!
An older lady was sweeping out in front, and she said yes, it is still open, 7 days a week, with girls who dance, beginning at 8:00 pm. The sign inside indicated there is a $10 cover charge.
So for those of you with the $$, I say: always believe a lady with a broom. And go have a blast!
For those of you without the $$, I say: if you stand in front of Junior's in the late afternoon, the view towards the water is fabulous. And if you make that steep climb up Pulpito Street to see it, you'll get some great exercise!
Buenas Diaz (Ladies and) Gentleman!
I have to go down to PV in one week and have to stay there for about 5 month. I am looking for a club to bring the noodle in action. As far as I know mirage is a strip club and hysteria is a table dance bar!? Are there any clubs where you can have some action?
Where is the "zona rocha" (red zone) everybody talks about. I only have been in PV once and that was not even a week so I don´t know how all the places are called or where to find them.
Thank you and happy hunting,
Kersay
Does anyone have a report on Carmen from CL. She posted a really hot photo about a month ago.
Thanks
Hello,
Here are some homepages I found in the internet. Hope it´s ok to post them!
Prestige:
[url]http://www.prestigemensclub.com/[/url]
Hysteria:
[url]http://www.hysteriabar.com/en/index.html[/url]
I still look for the Homepage of mirage. As far as I know it is possible to take girls out from mirage!? Is that also possible in other Bars and where are cheap Motels where you can take them if you don´t have a place to stay/go?
This is a rather long post, but it is meant to be comprehensive:
I visited PV March 6-9; Dreams Resort is as close to Paradise as I have found in Mexico or the USA, but it is not “guest” friendly (is all-inclusive and does not require wristbands or other ID so their reluctance to have unregistered guests around is understandable) so spent this trip at the Sheraton Bougainvilleas Resort, also a nice place (with a great mini-bar and outstanding service, private beach, several pools, etc – but I am not advertising for them except to say they are very friendly and have no restrictions on additional guests). Also, let me begin by saying PV is certainly no longer a bargain-hunter’s type of place. I think the weakness of the dollar and the increase in US tourism (and willingness to spend) has made it difficult to get much “bang for the buck” anymore. However, there is something to be said for getting exactly what you expect for your money and with no hassles (LE, references, ID checks, inconsistent service, upselling, all the things that are the bane of our existence in the States) even if the price is a little more in line with Canada or Europe than what we expect to spend in a third world country. There are bargains to be had, certainly, but most times it requires a knowledge of local hangouts and more Spanish than I have or can acquire. I am stuck with the nightclubs and the services, and so far I have been happy, if a bit lighter in the wallet when I leave. In any event, prices are no where NEAR as outrageous as the legal brothels in Nevada and Mexico is a better beach and resort country than Canada. So please forgive me for contributing to this increase in prices, but one must take what one can get!
First, I saw Danielle from PV Playmates the first night for 2 hours, $400 usd, no upselling or tip required. She is a total GFE, with wonderful large, soft, real breasts (DD) and soft, kissable lips which felt great everywhere. She only speaks Spanish so communication was difficult, but she took non-verbal clues and was happy to go slow. DATY was great with believable “O” and very nice BBBJ. Cowgirl then Doggie to finish in Missionary. Round two after some beer for me and juice for her, BBBJTC, CIM. Very nice overall visit and stayed the entire time without asking for tips or extra money for the “cab” (which may escorts do, although a cab to just about anywhere in PV is <$10 US). Next night was Angelina!!
Angelina is from Canada and speaks English (as her first language) so we talked for quite a while. She is very nice and conversant and asked about my trip, my job, and talked about living in PV and how much she enjoyed Mexico vs. Canada. We were only scheduled for an hour so she moved quickly to the main event but was very nice about it. She said prior to beginning that she had no rules, except that she did not kiss on the lips or do anal. Then she asked me what I really liked, so, I couldn’t resist and said “kissing on the lips and anal”. We had a good laugh over that; she was very efficient with her BBBJ and seemed to enjoy DATY. Cowgirl to completion then clean up and go (but the hour was up). She did not ask for a tip or upsell, but I did give her a tip because I felt we connected (although I’m sure she can make most guys feel that way). All in all, a very nice experience. She was $250 USD for the hour, discount because it was during the day.
While neither of these girls were a bargain, they were both fun and accommodating. I had the best escort experience I have had in PV; in fact, I had previously decided that I was no longer going to Mexico but instead vacationing in Canada from now on, since the hotels and female service had become so inconsistent. This completely changed my mind. The hotel was wonderful and inexpensive, and I could not have asked for more fun, even though the price was more than I usually spend in Mexico per girl. I recommend PV playmates for the guy who is interested in the “sure thing”, is not into the night-club scene, and may want something other than the usual Mexican girl (especially with Daniella). I also visited Juniors, which is STILL OPEN, as confirmed by other posts, and I will discuss that in another post since that is also involved. However, I will briefly report that I spent about as much in Juniors as I did for Daniella, and certainly more than for Angelina, and had a good time, but things were definitely not any better than what I had in my own hotel room!
For now, I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston
Paying these types of prices in TOTALLY INSANE if you can afford it or not, but to each there own. How at times I wish I was born a female. :) With that being said, I am glad you enjoyed yourself Winston, as that is what it is all about. What you paid the puta is more than the cost of a airline ticket to fly from the United States to here! I get the feeling from reading your post that you come to Puerto Vallarta exclusively for the mongering, since I get the impression you do not like to leave the hotel grounds, other than to go to Juniors, and this is also hard to comprehend, why someone would fly this far and pay these types of prices, or even fly to a destination for sex that is not even a mongering place. Think about how much that puta actually cost factoring in your airfare, accomodations, time, food, and then 250+ to 400 dollars for one and two hours of sex! This is fucking nuts! That pussy should be bronzed if it is that good. ;)
If you are going to spend that type of money, and if you have not done so, I would suggest you take a trip to Colombia, Brazil, or for a real experience go to the Philippines. The Colombianas are the most passionate GFE in the world in my opinion, the Brazilians the biggest freaks, and the Filipinas are a combination of them all, at a quarter of the price.
Hello Winston569,
Thanks for your great report! How can I find out what girls work for "PV Playmates" and how the prices are for there girls? Does PV Playmates have a homepage?
Thanks and best hunting,
The Sex Hunter!
PV playmates advertises on Craigslist; they also have a MySpace page which has pics of all the girls. If you email them from Craigslist Corin (the scheduler) will email you back with the available girls and their rates and MySpace link. Here is the link: [url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/603906343.html[/url]
Now, I understand that Urban is concerned about how much money I have spent on these ladies, and I appreciate his concern. However, the fact remains that these ladies were hotter and more entertaining than anyone I have found at Juniors, Hysteria, Prestige, etc, and convenience does count for something. By the way, I have been to all of these other places (Columbia, Brazil, etc, as well as the far East) and I have always returned to Mexico, specifically because I do not just go to Mexico for the mongering. I go to Mexico for a VACATION, and often will make the mongering a part of the package.
I vacation in Mexico because I enjoy the great beaches, the friendly people (even if I don't speak much Spanish), the excellent service at most hotels, and the relaxed atmosphere. I like being able to sleep in most of the morning and still have someone willing to clean my room. I enjoy being able to SCUBA dive and find an experienced guide who won't insist on a ton of unnecessary rules designed to cover his liability and to take all the fun and adventure out of underwater exploring, but still experienced and safe enough to feel comfortable diving with. It is great to spend an entire weekend and never hear the word "No". I love Cuban cigars. I love being able to smoke indoors. I enjoy being able to buy and consume alcohol anywhere I want. I really appreciate the fact that unlike beach resorts in the US, no one goes out of their way to make me feel uncomfortable or unwanted for being overweight. And yes, I like the ladies in Mexico and will spend what I have to in order to get a consistent experience with an attractive girl and not worry about getting "Spitzered" sometime down the line. In brief, (to late, I know) I monger in Mexico because I like coming to Mexico, not the other way around. If you want cheaper fun, this message forum is full of information, I was simply providing a review of this relatively new agency that, so far, I found no info on. If they are indeed too expensive and unrealistic, the market will push them out, but I think they were a good use of my $600 (which I would have had to spend for one girl in Nevada for one hour, and PV is much more condusive to vacation than Reno, let me assure you). To each his own; if the review is valuable, great. If it is not, then skip it. In any case:
I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston
[QUOTE=Winston569]I have been to all of these other places (Columbia, Brazil, etc, as well as the far East) and I have always returned to Mexico, specifically because I do not just go to Mexico for the mongering. I go to Mexico for a VACATION, and often will make the mongering a part of the package.[/QUOTE]In response to your post Winston, please do not think I was flaming you by any means, and that is why I said to each his own, and made the statement I was happy you enjoyed yourself, because that is what is important. Do you have any pics of these high priced hookers from Puerto Vallarta?. I am sure we all would love to see them if you do. Thanks in advance for sharing them if you do. :)
On the other hand I am curious since you have traveled to so many other countries, especially mongering countries, why you have not made any field reports for the areas you have visited?. I went back in your previous posts to read about where you stayed, the places you visited, bars/nightclubs, massage parlours you visited on these trips, checked to see if you had posted any pics, but found nothing. On the other hand you have contributed many posts on Puerto Vallarta and Toronto, Canada.
If you are interested, and this goes for anyone else as well, I am going to Cartagena, Barranquilla, and Santa Marta, Colombia, on April 22nd for 3 weeks to put together a singles tour for late summer or early fall. If anyone wants to meet up during the 3 weeks I will be there please contact me.
[QUOTE=Winston569] If they are indeed too expensive and unrealistic, the market will push them out, but I think they were a good use of my $600 (which I would have had to spend for one girl in Nevada for one hour, and PV is much more condusive to vacation than Reno, let me assure you).[/QUOTE]Winston,
I waited 15 years to experience a Greek woman. When I found one, it cost me
$1000.00..that was for two hours and two pops. Was it worth it? Hell yes!!! I think about her weekly, even tried to get her out of the business! What's my point?
PRICE IS WHAT YOU PAY, VALUE IS WHAT YOU GET
Worse thing that can happen to any of us is to pay for a lousy experience.
Mervon,
How much mongering experience do you have with your measely 2 posts, one trip to Thailand? Your statement shows one, that you do not know anything about mongering, because if you did, you would know you are not about to get any better service from a fifty dollar provider, than you would from a one thousand dollar provider. Money does not make the service. Number two, if you knew anything about mongering, you would never have to pay one thousand dollars for any hooker. It is people like yourself who do not have any negotiating skills, that pay that kind of money. It is your money to do as you please, but it shows your stupidity as well.
Winston,
I am still waiting for you to answer my question. If you have mongered in these other parts of the world, why have you not made a field report on your experiences, the hotels or apartments you stayed at, venues you visited, restaurants you ate at, e.t.c, along with posting some pics?. Your posting history suggests you have only mongered in Puerto Vallarta and Toronto, with a post to Guadalajara thrown in. It is quite strange why you would not make a field report on these other areas that are more mongering friendly. Do not take my post as an attack on you as that is not my intent. I travel to some of the places you have claimed you mongered in, and others I would like to, so I would like to see how your experiences correlate to mine, and I might use your information in my later travels.
Thank you.
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Mervon,
How much mongering experience do you have with your measely 2 posts, one trip to Thailand? Your statement shows one, that you do not know anything about mongering, because if you did, you would know you are not about to get any better service from a fifty dollar provider, than you would from a one thousand dollar provider. Money does not make the service. Number two, if you knew anything about mongering, you would never have to pay one thousand dollars for any hooker. It is people like yourself who do not have any negotiating skills, that pay that kind of money. It is your money to do as you please, but it shows your stupidity as well[/QUOTE]Uwl,
It's stupid to assume you know something about someone you have never met! You looked up prior posts and you think that tells you my history. Don't quit your day job! Once upon a time, some of us were members of the another forum. Don't know if you were around then (2001). Secondly, don't post everything nowadays for various reasons. Thirdly, we are not here to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on each other or off each other!
My previous post was about Nevada, because Winston's analogy to cost in the US. It's simple. No one wants to get caught in the U. S. A. And many people do everyday, changing their lives forever. I have to laugh when you say that I lack negotiating skills. That same actress normally gets 5k for a session! Maybe you have heard of the bunny ranches. Can't get arrested and girls are STD tested. The USA is a different market with different consequences.
Now who in the hell would pay that? It's all relative. 1k may be a lot to you and less than toilet paper to someone else. Don't get emotional and don't try to insult us. We know our own individual circumstances. How much would Spitzer have paid not to get caught?
I have enough posts and time on the board to be a senior member. That really is all I need to do. I did not post about a lot of the other places I have been because there is plenty of info on those places and the quality of ladies (and where to find them) is well known; as you say, they are very hobby friendly and there is no difficulty finding action. Orbitz, Travelocity, and Expedia are good resources for hotels, so I don't really think I need to advertise for them. I do not post pictures; I have a film camera and often do not have access to a personal scanner.
There has been somewhat of a derth of information on PV lately, and some posts regarding new ladies from a service. I thought I would try to help by TOFTT this trip and report on it. There were also rumors of a favorite night spot closing down and I wanted to find out the truth about it. I often go quite a while between posts as I have nothing new to report. That does not seem to be a problem for the moderator / owner of this board, and as long as I follow his rules, I am assuming I am welcome to post when and what I feel like posting. If you would never spend what I am spending on ladies, then why do you care if I do not report every encounter in every country (and provide pictures, I guess to prove I really went there....)? You are obviously a much better negotiator, traveler, and judge of female than I am, so please feel free to ignore me and my posts (feeble and few they may be). I enjoy my vacations to PV, and would have with or without the ladies, but this time and a few before I have had experiences which I felt I would like to share. I have enjoyed trips and vacations all over the world, but have spent time exclusively in Mexico and Canada for the last few years because of rising costs of international travel, as you may notice yourself on one of you whirlwind ultra-professional hobbying jaunts around the globe. Since we obviously do not move in the same circles (you being so much more capable and savy than I), I do not anticipate we shall ever compete for the same ladies, so I say "Good luck and happy hunting". In the meantime, if I have any news to report on how much I overspent in Canada next month, or how I couldn't get away to Hong Kong, Thailand, Columbia, or Amsterdam for the weekend, I will certainly post it, and maybe throw in a picture of the Canadian border or Niagra Falls just to prove I was there. By the way, for someone who claims not to want to "flame" or "attack" anyone, your posts certianly come across that way; I am sure Mervon would agree. You assume too much (such as assuming I only came to PV for the hobby and did not want to leave the grounds except to go to Juniors; I don't remember promising to post a minute-by-minute account of the entire week, but I suppose by posting only about my experiences with the ladies I left out too much for enquiring minds - it also made me sound incredibly creapy; lurking away in the hotel just eating and drinking and calling out for more girls - thanks, I needed that.) I guess that's how superior people sound to us morons and peons down here on the ground.
I appreciate your response Winston and all of your posts!. I am sorry you feel that I am antagonist towards you because I debated the exorbinant prices you and Mervon are paying. This is far from the truth. I responded to your post with my opinion and position on this issue. I hope you do not quit posting because someone wanted to debate a price issue with you, because I feel your posts are welcome here, and they are beneficial.
As far as posting on other countries, I hope in the future you do post your information, as it is always nice to read about other peoples experiences in the particular area they visited and mongered in. I was not insinuating you never went to these places, so it was you who is assuming that is what I meant. I just felt it was kind of strange that you post on Canada and Puerto Vallarta, but not on areas you have visited that are more mongering friendly. Despite the wealth of information on these major mongering destinations, it should not detour you from posting yours, as your information might help someone, as that is what the board is all about.
Again, thank you for your contributions, and I look forward to reading about more of them in the future, and don't get so uptight if someone debates an issue with you.
Good luck to you!
Aquah Strip Club:
Here it is, the link:
[url]http://www.aquah.com.mx/[/url]
Looks like there page is still under constraction. Hope to see more soon!
Happy hunting to you all!
TSH
Hello again!
Spent a few days back in Puerto Vallarta and made the circuit of the lower end establishments. There was alot of girls working in Las Alazenas, with a couple above average looking ones to be had on premises for $40.00 dollars U.S or for all night for $120.00 dollars. I spent some time with Susan, who is there almost every night, looks are so so but is a super good provider. Others hear on the board have spoken about her in the past, one I believe was Avid Writer.
Stavaganza was quite busy, and a girl named Maricela caught my eye. She had me pick her up at closing, and spent the entire next day with me, and provided an excellent experience. ;) She was very pretty, and the funny story about her, was we were both drunk, and once back at my place I brought out a ivibe rabbit vibrator and used it on her, before doing the deed myself. We were having a great time, various positions, and lots of foreplay, until I could not take it anymore, so I came because I was just dead tired. Here is the funny part though, she picks up the ivibe rabbit from the floor and goes into the bathroom, I get up out of bed to go see what the fuck she is doing, and when I open the bathroom door, she is standing there bent over, trying to do herself anally with the vibrator. Needless to say, I told her I would try to help her with the cause, being the good guy that I am. ;) We proceeded to the bed where I got some hand lotion to use as a lube, and I tried like hell to get myself back hard again, but ....... Since I was totally fucked out, I juiced up the rabbit and the rest is history. :) Total damage done was the cost of a swimsuit purchased the next day for $35.00 dollars.
Also would like to report on Conojitos, which is a stripclub next to the River in Pittell, a suburb of Puerto Vallarta. There was some very nice quality girls working, and my friends and I had a super good time there as well, probably my favorite time of any since I have been going to the place. The only draw back to the place is the waiter we had. He always wears a do rag on his head and has a muscular build. He tried to rip me off on drinks on several occasions, by overcharging me. Also the girls get a commission of course from the ladies drinks, and a girl named Marisol tried to drink me under the table, taking advantage of the fact I was enjoying her company. She also attempted to take my money off of the table. However, this girl is a total freak, and was a blast to party with. Damage done was $100.00 dollars, and she was willing to go back to my place at closing for that same amount. For a fun time, and great sex she is highly recommended, just do not trust her. She is also really hot!. I thought my friend took some pics of her, but they were not on my camera so I am not sure what happened with that.
I am attaching a couple of pics of a girl who sat at my table. She was not that great in the looks department, but was a blast to party with. Throughout the 4 hours I spent there, I had probably 8 different girls sit at my table, and everyone wanted to use the toy I had in my pocket, called a Pocket Rocket Vibrator. They all loved it and it is a tool every monger should carry if you are out partying. It is like that credit card commercial that says "don't leave home without it". It is the bomb, as the girls love it, and you can use it on them right at your table, or let them operate it in front of you!
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Hello Urban Wildlife!
Thanks for your great report and the cool pictures! Have you got more of them? I think it´s about time to get same pictures in the Puerto Vallarta Thread!
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Also would like to report on Conojitos, which is a stripclub next to the River in Pittell, a suburb of Puerto Vallarta.[/QUOTE]
Do you mean Pitillal?
[url]http://www.vallarta-adventures.com/puerto-vallarta/north-vallarta-pitillal.html[/url]
Aquah Strip & Lingerie
Blvd. Francisco M. Ascencio 2600-A, Col. Villa Las Flores
[url]http://www.vallartaonline.com/news/WhatsNewinVallarta2809/[/url]
Vallarta by Night
[url]http://blog.duopixel.com/images/reporte_mens_clubs2.pdf[/url]
At Prestige you will find elegance and a professional show; at Hysteria there is fun and variety; at Candy’s you can expect plenty of attention; whereas Junior’s and Mirage offer a more private atmosphere.
CANDY’S GIRLS
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 2940-
A, Marina Vallarta
HYSTERIA
Libramiento esquina
Brasil, Col. Lázaro
Cárdenas
JUNIOR’S
Púlpito 180, Zona
Romántica,
MIRAGE
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 1994,
Zona Hotelera
PRESTIGE
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 2033
Zona Hotelera
Juliette Massage
[url]http://www.juliette.com.mx/[/url]
If anyone goes to these places that J. Dough listed below, make sure you have an interest in a bank because you are going to need it! ;) These are all high end strip clubs with $10. to $20.00 dollar cover charges, and basically the same price structure you would find in the higher end strip clubs in the United States. Drink prices for putas is approximately $15.00 per drink and a bottle of beer will run you about $5. to $6.00 dollars for yourself. Price range to take a puta out of these places is approximately $250. to $300. dollars on the average, and this is only for an hour or two. To get a private show in the club figure on $100.00 for approximately 20 to 30 minutes max. There are several more of this types of clubs, that J. Dough does not have on his list, including a Hysteria II that is located in the building that previously hosted the disco Chic, very close to Farmacia Guadalajara.
Guys there are much better places to spend your hard earned money than at high end places like these, or PV Playmates, the escort service whose pricing structure is $250. to $400.00 for one or two hours, as Winston pointed out in his post # 324.
I am off to put a singles tour together in Colombia, departing on April 22nd for 3 weeks. If anyone is going to be in the Cartagena/Barranquilla/Santa Marta area, send me a p.m. I really have some beautiful non-pros lined up, and of course I am willing to share! :) I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta the first week in June.
UrbanWildlife, I totally agree with you about the crazy prices at the high end strip clubs. However, I have found the quality to be consistently good. One thing on offer that I have not found in the U.S. is $20 lap dances with touching not only allowed, but encouraged.
I appreciate you writing about the lower end clubs. I am trying to get an idea of where they are located, for the next time I visit Vallarta. Having reviewed the recent posts, I discovered that in post #295 Nauskas actually made a map of where to find Las Alazenas and Stravaganza. I also found in post #311 DukePV gave good directions to Conejita's and El y Ella. Does anybody know of a low end club in the old town area?
Gentlemen,
I was ones down the malecon and a guy waked up to me and offert me some fake silver souvenir shit. I told him that i'm not interested in it. Than he ask me if I am interested in something else maybe. I ask the old guy what else he has. Than he asked me if I want to have a girl for 1 night. I told him that this sounds ways better then the tourist shit he tryed to sell first. Than he offert me 1 girl for about 100 USD for 1 night. I asked him about how old the girl was. He said he has beautiful girls from age 18+. I denialed his offer because I had no time. It was my last day in PV.
What you guys think about such an offer? I was ones somewhere in the caribe and a guy how tried to sell cigars first came up also which such an offer. He wanted 250USD per night so I told him to get out of my few. The chics in the clubs where ways cheaper there!
Lower end places:
The most well known lower end puta place in Puerto Vallarta is Las Alazenas. The location has been mentioned many times on this thread. There are 3 other puta bars, Stravaganza, Cadillac (I believe it still goes by this name), and a new place that opened up that for years housed a puta bar called Tren. They are all basically next door to each other, or across the street from each other.
Even though Stravaganza and Cadillac can get expensive, the good thing about these places is it is easy to get the girls to go with you after closing, or to set up dates for the next day without breaking the bank. At Las Alazenas you can get girls to go with you for 24 hours for as little as one hundred dollars. To get service on premises it is usually only $40. to $50.00 dollars. Ladies drinks are 4 or 5 dollars compared to the high end strip clubs where you are paying a minimum of $15.00 dollars. Generally there are about 15 putas sitting around or up against the wall as you enter, and quality varies from day to day, with weekends being the best. The place is totally dead until about 11:30pm. In this bar you are sure to have a Mexican cultural bar experience. ;)
Another place I like to go to, and is very reasonable, is in an area I believe is called “Aurora”. There are 2 bars across from each other, one is call Mari Tierra, which is a large Mexican cantina with delicious free appetizers. They have approximately 6 normal waitresses working that generally are very attractive. I have on several occasions made dates with them for the next day, or on there day off. Beer prices are $1.50 for a Pacifico or Corona.
Directly across the street from Mari Tierra is a bar that I can never remember the name of, but it is a small Mexican cantina that has a juke box for music, and has several freelancers hanging out in it or working there as waitresses. It has been known to be a fun place, where after a few tequilas or several beers, you might find yourself dancing between the tables with a chica you are enjoying a drink with. These two bars are about a 3 minute taxi ride from the bars I spoke of at the beginning of this post. If you were on the road for example heading to the airport, you would take a right by the OXXO convenience store, and the La Paloma bull right, and go about a mile and half down the road and take a right. Approximately a block away you would run into these two bars. It is very easy to locate them, and most taxis know Mari Tierra. Again the drink prices are the same as in Mari Tierra.
Another local bar you might want to checkout that is a normal bar with good prices, is called "The Cantina". It is located in downtown Puerto Vallarta, on the street above the Malecon. It is a very popular bar for local Mexican girls, and it gets to be quite busy on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Drink prices are capable to the bars I spoke of above. Things get going here after 10:30pm. All taxi drivers know where it is at. This area of the city is filled with bars/discos/ and a couple of Karoeke bars that cater to both the local Mexican crowd, as well as the tourists.
The bar called “The Rodeo" is filled with Mexican locals, and actually has live banda music on Friday and Saturday nights. It is located in Pitillal. The music is excellent, but there is a $10.00 cover charge, but it will be filled with girls. On Thursday nights they have a tonga contest where girls enter into a contest and strip down to there g-string. Again this is a bar that does not get going until 10:30 for the most part. It is probably the most popular disco for local Mexican people. You might find you are the only gringo in the place, because of it being located in Pitillal, but it is very secure, and is actually a very nice place. The only thing I do not like about it is the fact most people sit down at tables. I am one who likes to move about, and never sits. My preference is to stand at the bar.
A disco bar that plays all types of music that is a favorite among the Mexican girls is called JB’s Disco. It is located a short distance from the strip club “Prestige” but on the other side of the street. Drink prices are reasonable, the music by a DJ is great, and it is a nice place from time to time to checkout to see what is going on. I have seen some real cuties in this place.
Rolex: Rolex is a stripclub that is located about 15 to 20 minutes from downtown Puerto Vallarta and pass the airport. The quality can be very good at times. It is a similar to the higher end strip clubs, but again it can be worthwhile to stop in, speak to some of the girls, and possibly set something up for later.
Hotel Erendira is located at Naranjo just south of Aquilles Serdan in the city of Puerto Vallarta. Freelancers hangout around here generally from 7 to 9pm but it is hit and miss. Your best bet is to walk around in this area and if they are out, they will find you.
Las Antorches has been mentioned on here many times, and is strictly a daytime bar with putas working inside with rooms in back. It is located across the street from where the ships dock. Prices again are reasonable for drinks, and your negotiating skills can get you a puta for $40. dollars. I am not sure if you can ever find a quality girl in this place. I have been to it quite possibly 15 times, and all the putas are old, fat, or both!
Mambos Cafe: I want to mention this place for anyone who is going to be taking a girl out on a date, and wants to impress them with a super good time. This is a latin salsa nightclub located near the Marina that has salsa bands. I have traveled the world over, and this is one of my favorite places. :) You will see some awesome salsa dancers, who are just normal people out enjoying themselves. The bands that play come from around the world. You might even want to hit the large dance floor yourself!. You will find couples dancing in the walkways before the night is over. The place does not get going until 11pm, and is only open Thursday through Saturdays.
In closing this post for now, I should point out that frequenting these local cantinas, discos, you really should have some knowledge and speaking ability of the Spanish language, or have a spanish speaking person with you. I do have a english speaking friend who is a taxi driver, I would highly recommend you use, if you are interested in going to any of these places I posted about. His fees are very fair, he has a nice air conditioned car with satellite radio, and most of all he knows a lot of the girls who hangout in these bars that he can introduce you to. He can also do your negotiating for you in the puta bars. Most importantly he is a super good and honest guy, who will help provide you a great time. I am sure if you read ISG member Rain Maker’s post, you will see what I am talking about. It is post number #284. Also send a p.m to ISG member Loco Mojjo and I can assure you he will provide you with a excellent recommendation of my friend. He used him just last month. If you are interested in using his services contact me via p.m., and I will provide you his contact information, or contact him myself on your behalf.
As I stated in my previous post, I am off to Colombia for 3 weeks on April 22nd, so if anyone will be there during this period of time get in touch with me. I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta approximately the first week in June, so again if anyone wants to have a cold beer send me a p.m. for contact information.
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Since you stated you have been in Puerto Vallarta, please make a field report of your experiences and post some pics. Share with us, where you stayed, what places you partied in, the prices, etc.
I am waiting for your complete field report!
Hi Urban Wildlife!
I only spend a short weekend (2 nights) in PV. I stayed at the Sheraton Hotel. I only had 1 night where I could go out and spent time looking for some fun. I wanted to see where I can find the local mexican girls first. I checked out the malecon area but found nothing else as tourists. Than I was looking for jouniors but I didn't found it. I wanted to go there to get some action going on. I didn't know that it is possible to take out girls from places like mirage so I didn't go there. During the day I was allways busy and on my second night I could not stay out long because I had to get up very early to go to the airport. I realy loved the time in PV and I will be there again but nextime I will spend more than 2 weeks there because it's a great place.
About pics: I tried twice to make fotos from pros but they always got angry when I pulled out the camera and asked them if I can make a picture. What is the secret to get them in the ambiance for foto-time?
Thank you for your great report! Now I know where to go on my next PV trip!
I went to Conojitos a couple of weeks ago and had a similar problem as UrbanWildlife (see post #332), but with a different crooked waiter: mid 20's, pudgy with a fair complexion. He tried to pull-off the old bill switch scam: I gave him a 200 peso note and with some sleight of hand, he tried to convince me that I had given him a 20 peso note. This was after I clearly showed and told him that I was handing him a 200 peso note. What kind of dumbass did he think I was? I didn't even have a 20 peso note in my pocket when I entered the place.
Then, getting my change back from the guy after each drink purchase was like pulling teeth. Each time the moron was obviously hoping I would forget that I had change coming back. He would avoid my table and I would have to get up and walk over to him to get my change after an excessive amount of time had passed.
Even the girl sitting at my table warned me that the waiter was a ratero (crook).
I don't plan on going back to Conojitos. There are too many alternative clubs where the waiters don't try to screw you at every opportunity. It's just not worth it.
Adios Amigos!
Hi Don Tonto!
Oh my god! Sorry to here what happend to you! Where in PV is that shit-club? I don´t like to go there by accident when I am back in PV!
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi Don Tonto!
Oh my god! Sorry to here what happend to you! Where in PV is that shit-club? I don´t like to go there by accident when I am back in PV![/QUOTE]Sex Hunter I know you read my report 4/13/2008 so you should know where Conojitos is located. I will let you read back through to find it. ;)
Traveling with a friend of mind 2nd week in june to Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta. I've read both boards and thank you all very much for the useful information. Unfortunately pickings look fairly slim in guadalajara and PV. Of course its not Tailand but relatively speaking.
I liked the suggestions of going to the ladies bars/mesaje and then making dates for later that evening, next day or their day off. I know there have been references in past posts but I would appreciate the general locations of ladies bars, mesaje etc., so I can check it out for myself. The girls from the strip clubs will most likely be out of my price range :)
Also I found a cool inexpensive hotel called Posada Rodger (very cheap) and would like to know what you guys think of it? Also how difficult it would be to get a girl back there in the afternoon, evening or for TDL.
thanks in advance for the info.
Any tips on Guadalajara, or some of the surrounding sights where the girls might be cheaper would be appreciated.
[QUOTE=Palamides]I liked the suggestions of going to the ladies bars/mesaje and then making dates for later that evening, next day or their day off. I know there have been references in past posts but I would appreciate the general locations of ladies bars, mesaje etc. , so I can check it out for myself. The girls from the strip clubs will most likely be out of my price range
Also I found a cool inexpensive hotel called Posada Rodger (very cheap) and would like to know what you guys think of it? Also how difficult it would be to get a girl back there in the afternoon, evening or for TDL. [/QUOTE]
I am very familiar with Hotel Roger as one of my very close friends owns Fredy's Tucan Restaurant which is attached to it. The restaurant is a staple in Puerto Vallarta for its reasonably priced breakfasts, and the quality of its food. I have actually stayed at the Roger many years back when I used to come to Puerto Vallarta as a tourist. The hotel is in a great location, and is adaquate. I would refer you to Casa Dona Susana (formerly Los Arcos Vallarta) which is in the same general area, but is a few steps from one of the nicest beaches that Puerto Vallarta has to offer, and is a SUPER value right now for about $55. 00 dollars a night. It would be classified as a 3 star property, where as Roger would be a 1 or 2 at best. It is my opinon that this area of Puerto Vallarta is the very best area to be for a variety of reasons, mostly because you are not stuck in a hotel tourist zone, but in a mix of locals and tourists, with many opportunities. The $55. 00 rate is available on Expedia and Orbitz travel sites. I know this property first hand, and actually was in the property in April, and it is way above what you are going to receive at Hotel Roger for approximately the same amount of money. Directly across the street from Casa Dona is the Los Arcos Suites at $63. 00 dollars a night on the above mentioned sites, and this is a great property as well, with many amentities. Great price and value. A side note. If you decide to follow my recommendations and book one of these properties, make sure you have it on your reservation for 2 persons. The price is the same either way, but it should protect you if anything is said about taking guests to your room. I want to make it very clear, that at no time have I experienced or heard of these properties not letting in a guest, but I am telling you as a preventive measure should the subject come up.
As far as the girls go, I suggest you read the posts I made in April, as nothing has changed since I wrote them. I also suggest you contact me for the contact of my friend, who I spoke about in my post on April 17th. The guy can be a real asset for you, even if it just getting information on girls. In addition, I might very well be in Puerto Vallarta during this same time period you will be, so feel free to contact me. I will do whatever I can to make your time in Puerto Vallarta a memorable one. I would like to offer you my assistance on Guadalajara, but I do not feel comfortable doing so, since it has been quite a few months since I have mongered in that beautiful city. It is one of my favorite cities in the world for many reasons.
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]I went to Conojitos a couple of weeks ago and had a similar problem as UrbanWildlife (see post #332)[/quote]This is starting to get interesting, in that a good friend of mine was there just a few weeks ago and reported the exact same problem! Furthermore, nobody seemed to care when he left. El Y Ella, which is right next door, is a much better place. The last time that I was in Conejitas was a few years ago, and I noticed that it was still run down, however they were trying to charge the same amount as El Y Ella. The difference in the rooms between the 2 places is also like night and day. Also, a "Privado" in Conejitas is right out in the open on the stained cushion chairs they have, with everyone watching you. A "Privado" at El Y Ella is in a private room that resembles a dressing room. One time at Conejitas when I started fingering the hooker doing the Privado, the Waiter ran over and told me that I needed to pay for a room for that activity. During the same week, a woman from El Y Ella complained about me for throwing cold beer up her snatch during a Privado, and the Waiter and Bouncer just said that she probably deserved it and that I could stay as long as I wanted to. In essence, El Y Ella is much better!
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Thanks Jackson for deleting the post below. We most certainly do not need these high end rip off escort services on the forum advertizing there services. True mongers go out and find some company. Obviously one of the members here turned them on to the ISG.
So does anyone have anything new to offer to this thread on mongering in Puerto Vallarta?. I provided information recently to a couple of people through p.m who were going to be in Puerto Vallarta in May. Guys, please give back to the forum. Now is also a great time to get really nice accomodations in Puerto Vallarta really cheap, so contact me via p.m for details.
I just got back and had an enjoyable time; not just in PVR but in Zacatecas and Guadalajara.
First night in PVR we went to Hysteria in centro. Nice place and helpful staff but way to expensive for the girls in my oppinion. Yes the drinks for the girls were $15/beer and $20/mixed drink but they tended to stay around for more than a song so that was ok with me. The girl I was with was so totally hot I loved it. Prices for sex on premesis were $200/ for 1/2 hour and $250 for an hour. They said I could take a girl out of the places for $270 and a nice tip for the staff. The two younger girls working were really hot, fun affectionate but I thought the prices quoted were too much.
More on the zona later. Thanks Urban Wildlife for the tip on Casa Dona Susana it was ok for the price.
I like staying down at the centro/old vallarta and enjoy hanging out at los arcos on the beach and by the pools. Lots of nice families there. I found the close proximity to gay friendly hotels and openly gay and transexual behavior a little disconcerting.
I went to the zona I don't remember the two clubs that have been referred to here. Lysette is a new girl from dominica really hot in my oppinion. She quoted me $140 for the hour and went down to $120. I went accross the street and went with a woman (don't remember her name) for $60 for 40 minutes. I didn't have the money so it was short but sweet!
My porter in the hotel where I stayed asked me if I wanted a girl on the way up. I had remembered the comments from the board here and asked if there would be any trouble getting someone in and he said no.
Hello Gentlemen,
I will go soon down to PV to visit a friend. I want to go out "Sex Hunting" in PV. What are the best places at the moment? I want to try Stavaganza and Las Alazenas. I know (thanks to the map in post #295) where to find Las Alazenas. Is Stavaganza also located around there?
What is the cheapest Hotel in PV? I stay at my friends place so I can't bring some girls to his Condominio because he is living with his wife together. :.(I just need a room for a view hours to get the "one eyed warrior" happy! If the room has aircondition I would be happy! By the way: Is it a problem in PV to bring some "pros" to the room? I have made already bad experiences where they nearly kicked my out of a Hotel, that is why I ask.
How is it with the girls that advertise in Craigs List? Are they all expensive or is it worth contacting them?
What is the maximum you guys would pay in PV if you take a girl for 1 hour, 2 hours or 24 hours? I don't want to come back home with no cash in the pocked!
I'll give my best to make some pictures. If I have luck with hunting I post the pics in here!
At Palamides: What is "the zona"?
Happy hunting guys! TSH
Thanks for taking the time to share some info. on the board. Do you remember what bar exactly the Dominicana was working at?. Was it across the street from Las Alazenas? The names of these two bars are Stravaganza and Cadillac?. Do you remember her name?. I am going to be flying in from Colombia for a short stay, and then returning directly back to Colombia, so I might just check her out if you can provide me more info.
Thanks again for sharing the info.
Eduardo
To answer your questions:
Stravaganza is located across the parking lot from Las Alazenas, and next door to Cadillac. Every taxi driver in Puerto Vallarta knows where these places are located. If you are still confused, go back and read my latest reports on Puerto Vallarta.
For a cheap hotel, and there are many in the $20.00 dollar a night range, my recommendation is to go to a hotel that is very close to Hotel Erendira. As I mentioned in a previous post, Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it, but there is a hotel a half block away on the same street that is very nice. The name of it escapes me at the moment but if you p.m me I will get it for you. The hotel is in a decent area and is very secure. The rooms are also very clean, and have cable, hot water, nice water pressure, air conditioning if you request a room with it, and so forth. It is very well worth the $20.00 dollars. It is located not to far from Farmacia Guadalajara, and Hysteria 2. From my experience, all hotels that are located outside the tourist zones are girl friendly. Remember at this time of the year Puerto Vallarta gets extremely hot and humid, so air conditioning is mandatory.
The girls that advertize on Craigslist come for the most part from the overly prices robbers, pvplaymates. (See Winstons report a while back) My advice is to run as fast as you can, because if they get you, you will most definitely end up broke broke!. The best thing you can do Sex Hunter in your case is to contact my friend who I have posted about previously here on the forum. He will make sure your very well taken care of, even if you do not use his taxi services. He knows everything that is going on with the girls, and will serve as a super contact for you!. He does speak english.
Palamides referred to Zona in reference to Zona Rosa, which is where Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, e.c.t are located. Again if you mention Zona Rosa every taxi driver will know where you are referring to.
The prices you pay are all based on your negotiating skills. Again specifically in your case I would recommend you to contact my friend Rogelio as he will save you alot of money. If you choose to do your own negotiating, do not give more than $100.00 dollars for one hour service. It is also important you have some knowledge of the Spanish language or the chances are good you will be paying alot more than a Spanish speaker.
If you need any further assistance or have any other questions feel free to contact me through p.m
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[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Thanks for taking the time to share some info. on the board. Do you remember what bar exactly the Dominicana was working at?. Was it across the street from Las Alazenas? The names of these two bars are Stravaganza and Cadillac?. Do you remember her name?. I am going to be flying in from Colombia for a short stay, and then returning directly back to Colombia, so I might just check her out if you can provide me more info.
Thanks again for sharing the info.
Eduardo[/QUOTE]Thanks, yes the bar in the zona was called Stravaganza. Lysette is the dominicana and worth checking out. We started at $140/hr and worked down to $120 worth it I think given the prices I was quoted at Hysteria ($200-250)There were two more girls that were hot there in my oppinion. One other girl was good looking but got nixed due to all the hardware on her lips and eyebrows. Off course I went accross the compound to Alazenas to do a girl for cheaper but wish I had just stayed with Lysette.
To Answer sex hunters question the cheapest hotels in vallarta are in the centro on Franisco Madero Street. There are several hotels/posadas on that street that are under $35 us dollars a night to stay in. I stayed in Villa Del Mar for a night before before I moved to casa dona susanna. If you got the money Sex Hunter I would recommend getting a cheap hotel on madero and taking a girl out of Hysteria there. A few of the girls are young and hot but rather pricey.
Big thank you for your great help!
I guess that I will take a girl from Hysteria out as a "Highlight" of the vacation! I was always thinking that a Hotel is more then 50 USD per night but if I can get a Hotel for about 20 to 35USD. Than that changes my calculation so I have more cash to spend in mogering! Is it also possible to take girls out for a night from other strip clubs or is that only in Hysteria possible?
Where in PV is Hotel Erendira located and is it easy to find it so I can look for that cheap Hotel around that area?
My espaniol is good enough to understand most thing and to talk a little. What are the best tricks to get the girls down with the prices?
By the way: Does anyone know where I find jouniors and is that place good for mogering or is it a expensive ripp-off! ?
Sorry for asking so many questions but my last visit to PV made me very "desperado" after all the sexy girls I have seen there running round!
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Where in PV is that shit-club? I don´t like to go there by accident when I am back in PV![/QUOTE]There are two independent clubs side-by-side: "Conojitos" and "El y Ella".
1) Conojitos sucks because of the crooked waiters.
2) El y Ella is a good place with 8-10 girls and definitely worth a visit.
To get there:
From the main road (called Francisco Medina Ascencio) make a turn onto the side street next to Sam's Club (called J. Jesus Gonzalez Gallo).
Continue driving East, on J. Jesus Gonzalez Gallo, you will pass two more traffic lights. The last traffic light will have an OXXO convenience store on the right side.
Very soon, maybe 75 yards after passing this OXXO, the road will curve strongly to the left. Just before this curve, you will make a right hand turn, behind some buildings, onto a short dirt road that leads past the two strip clubs. Stay alert, you could pass by this dirt road a dozen times and not even realize that there are strip clubs on it.
The second club you encounter on the dirt road is El y Ella.
The total driving distance from Sam's Club to the strip clubs is about 0.8 miles.
I heard the little bar/restaurant immediately to the left of El y Ella is open during the day and frequented by some of the dancers. This might be a good venue for the daytime mongers. But, I didn't go during the day to check it out.
P.S. The OXXO store next to the Bullring is not the same one I'm talking about in this post - although a turn onto that side street will get you to the "Zona" clubs after driving about 1.2 miles, and making a right turn into the compound.
Here are a couple of tips I hope you will consider during your Puerto Vallarta trip:
1) If you plan on driving around during the wee hours of the morning, consider taking a taxi instead. Especially if you will be drinking. The late-night traffic cops patrol the town with a vengeance and some are hungry for bribe money for traffic infractions. They could pull you over just for the hell of it on hope that you've been drinking. If nothing is wrong, they let you go. In the early morning hours, the roads are almost deserted: except for the cabbies and you. There are lots of cabs to be found at the regular clubs and the strip clubs (including the "Zona"). So there's no excuse for driving drunk.
2) If you are going to the Zona Clubs; like Stravaganza, Las Alansas, Cadillac, and Matehuala, DON'T have any drugs or weapons in your possession. I have been shaken down twice for drugs by the cops who regularly patrol the Zona: once in Stravaganza and once in its dirt parking lot. I didn't have anything illegal, so they let me go after the search. If I had some pot, or something, I really don't know if the cops would have hauled me to jail or just tried to extort money out of me. It's best to not find out the answer.
On the same note, on rare occasions some local Mexicans guys could get friendly with you at the Zona clubs and either come to sit at your table, or invite you to theirs. As anti-social as it seems, I try to avoid such situations because I don't know who these guys really are. Maybe I'm paranoid but I wouldn't want to be sitting with some minor drug dealers when the cops came into the club on a little inspection detail.
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]There are two independent clubs side-by-side: "Conojitos" and "El y Ella".
1) Conojitos sucks because of the crooked waiters.
2) El y Ella is a good place with 8-10 girls and definitely worth a visit.
To get there:
From the main road (called Francisco Medina Ascencio) make a turn onto the side street next to Sam's Club (called J. Jesus Gonzalez Gallo).
Continue driving East, on J. Jesus Gonzalez Gallo, you will pass two more traffic lights. The last traffic light will have an OXXO convenience store on the right side.
Very soon, maybe 75 yards after passing this OXXO, the road will curve strongly to the left. Just before this curve, you will make a right hand turn, behind some buildings, onto a short dirt road that leads past the two strip clubs. Stay alert, you could pass by this dirt road a dozen times and not even realize that there are strip clubs on it.
The second club you encounter on the dirt road is El y Ella.
The total driving distance from Sam's Club to the strip clubs is about 0.8 miles.
I heard the little bar/restaurant immediately to the left of El y Ella is open during the day and frequented by some of the dancers. This might be a good venue for the daytime mongers. But, I didn't go during the day to check it out.
P.S. The OXXO store next to the Bullring is not the same one I'm talking about in this post - although a turn onto that side street will get you to the "Zona" clubs after driving about 1.2 miles, and making a right turn into the compound.[/QUOTE]Hi Don Tonto!
I made that map according to your information. I guess that you mean 1 of those 3 dirt roads:
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Can you please tell me if my map is correct and which one it is?
Thank you!
TSH
Hi TSH,
I have marked the locations of the Zona Roja and Conojitos/El y Ella on your first map. The satellite image is a few years old, so I also marked the new Liverpool store location. You can see the rectangular shape of the Zona Roja compound from the satellite image.
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Hello guys,
Anyone have any recent updates, as in the past couple of weeks, on any new places that have opened or not shared yet here on the board, what the scenery looks like at any of the bars in zona roja, or out by the river, Conojitos, or El y Ella?. I might have some good contact information for you guys on some free lancers, but I cannot confirm it until my visit in a couple of weeks. I will be flying into Puerto Vallarta from Colombia for a 4 or 5 day stay on business and of course pleasure, then will be returning back to Colombia. Anyone going to be around and want to be a part of a fun and exciting party I am working on?
Hi Don Tonto!
Thank you for marking the map! Know we have a usefull map in the PV threat! Do you also know where Juniors is located?
Junior's is located on the Southside of town, near the pier. They did a fancy remodeling of the place a few years ago, but now it is starting to show a lot of decline. Many of the vinyl chairs have rips in them and I haven't been too impressed with the "girl quality" there.
The same owners also have Candy's Girls and the newer Aquah Club: both located on the main road in the Marina Area. These two places seem to be getting more attention from the owners.
The last time I went to Junior's, the doorman tried to charge me 200 pesos cover charge. I knew that the cover was really only 100 pesos and politely said, "Thank you", and turned to walk away. Then, he countered, "It's ok, you don't have to pay anything!" I walked in free of charge!
Once inside, I discovered there were only two other customers; both sitting at the same table. They had three average-looking girls working. A fourth, small-breasted girl would have been a cutie, except that she had these big fugly tatoos all over her body.
I have a lot of good memories about that place from several years ago when they always had a lineup of of a dozen, or more, sharp-looking chicas. Back in those days, you could see through the window into the girl's dressing room from almost every table. They even had a shower that was visible from all the customer tables where you could sometimes watch a girl freshing up after her dance.
Hello Don Tonto!
Ooooh, after I read your report I have to say I am very happy that I did´t find the place by my first (and until now last) PV visit!
Is it also possible to take girls out of Candy's Girls and Aquah or are that expensive places?
Hello Urban Wildlife!
When are you in PV? Are you setting up a party?
A successful hunt wishes,
TSH
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Hello guys,
Anyone have any recent updates, as in the past couple of weeks, on any new places that have opened or not shared yet here on the board, what the scenery looks like at any of the bars in zona roja, or out by the river, Conojitos, or El y Ella?. I might have some good contact information for you guys on some free lancers, but I cannot confirm it until my visit in a couple of weeks. I will be flying into Puerto Vallarta from Colombia for a 4 or 5 day stay on business and of course pleasure, then will be returning back to Colombia. Anyone going to be around and want to be a part of a fun and exciting party I am working on?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, I am returning to the U.S. tomorrow, after a nice week in Puerto Vallarta. Next month, I'll have a few days stay in England.
1)The bar "El y Ella" has two new girls who are quite different from the typical fare.
Samantha, from Guadalajara, is a very cute, 19 year-old with light-skin and light-colored eyes (maybe green, but don't remember). She has a full-bodied hairstyle with shoulder-length light-brown hair Nice girl, nice legs, slender with ample, natural breasts. She is Mexican, but doesn't have strong Hispanic features.
Dulce, from Michoacan, is a very cute, tiny girl (maybe 4' 11" without those high heels) and has a light-complexion. She has straight chestnut-brown hair that curls-in a bit at her shoulders. Dulce is slender with large breasts in comparison to her body frame. But, she smokes like a smokestack and drinks like a fish. She doesn't seem to mind a bit of exposed breast fondling/kissing/sucking from her customers, as long as they are buying her drinks. But, she finishes-off those drinks quickly!
2) "Stravaganza", in the Zona Roja, has a new crop of girls, but no one who really pegged my interest meter.
3) "Matehuala" (ex. Mi Tren), in the Zona Roja, had an attractive, very large-breasted (silicone-enhanced) chica working there for a couple of weeks. She wore the sexiest "fuck-me" dresses that you NEVER see in places like the Zona. But, she didn't like Puerto Vallarta so much and is returning to Tijuana.
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Sorry, minor edit for my last post:
Samantha is not from Guadalajara, I remember she said she is from Tepic. Her eyes were "honey colored".
At the risk of sounding like her pimp, the good thing about this lady is she only drinks Corona beers (at 130 pesos each - lady's beer price, not yours) and takes her time finishing off the bottle. Some El y Ella girls will try to "up-sell" you with mixed drinks (at 150 pesos each - lady's drink price, not yours) that can be finished in a hurry!
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Is it also possible to take girls out of Candy's Girls and Aquah or are that expensive places?[/QUOTE]At the high-end places, taking the girls out is often encouraged. Of course, it costs more. Another idea though is to set up a date with the girl for a meeting outside of the club. The girl will make more money because the club won't take a cut.
If you really click with a girl, ask her out on a normal date to go eat or go to the normal clubs on her day off. Some, but not all, of the girls lead a really boring life. The wake up at 2 P.M., do a few routine things during the afternoon, arrive at the club by 9 P.M., stay at the club until 6 A.M., go home and sleep. In the smaller clubs, many of the girls live on premises. I wouldn't recommend forming a serious relationship with a service provider, but a few times out on the town might be fun and exciting for her.
As an example, Samantha, from my last post, likes to go to the cinema to see comedies. There are a few decent cinema houses in Puerto Vallarta to go to. The problem is that Samantha, like most women, doesn't like to go to the movies alone. There is no guarantee that she would accept an offer to go, but you won't get thrown in jail for asking.
Anyone around who wants to join in my party starting today?. If so, send me a p.m and I will get you my telephone contact info. I will also be on a bar tour throughout Vallarta every night, so I will checkout the girls Don posted about, as well as Palamides. I usually start out about 9, and the party usually ends about 4 or 5 in the morning. ;) You can find me in Captain Rons in the afternoon today (Thursday) saying my hellos to Ron and Don, and several other friends who are regulars in there. Stop by for a drink or two or three on me!.
I am also in the process of setting up 4 or 5 girls for a orgy type of party, so this should be an interesting weekend, before I return back to Colombia. By the way I just posted some pics on the Cartagena, Colombia, thread of my recent stay there if anyone is interested.
Hi Urban!
I´m down friday next week and stay for 2 weeks there! Are you still in PV at that time?
I hope you enjoy your time in PV and I also hope that you have every night something to do to keep you busy! Please post some pics if you can make some!!!
Regards,
TSH
Hi Urban Wildlife!
Can you please give me the name of that Hotel (my recommendation is to go to a hotel that is very close to Hotel Erendira. As I mentioned in a previous post, Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it, but there is a hotel a half block away on the same street that is very nice. The name of it escapes me at the moment but if you p.m me I will get it for you.) you are talking about? By the way: Where in PV will I find Farmacia Guadalajara and Hysteria 2?
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]For a cheap hotel, and there are many in the $20.00 dollar a night range, my recommendation is to go to a hotel that is very close to Hotel Erendira. As I mentioned in a previous post, Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it, but there is a hotel a half block away on the same street that is very nice. The name of it escapes me at the moment but if you p.m me I will get it for you. The hotel is in a decent area and is very secure. The rooms are also very clean, and have cable, hot water, nice water pressure, air conditioning if you request a room with it, and so forth. It is very well worth the $20.00 dollars. It is located not to far from Farmacia Guadalajara, and Hysteria 2. From my experience, all hotels that are located outside the tourist zones are girl friendly. Remember at this time of the year Puerto Vallarta gets extremely hot and humid, so air conditioning is mandatory.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Anyone around who wants to join in my party starting today?. If so, send me a p.m and I will get you my telephone contact info. I will also be on a bar tour throughout Vallarta every night, so I will checkout the girls Don posted about, as well as Palamides. I usually start out about 9, and the party usually ends about 4 or 5 in the morning. ;) You can find me in Captain Rons in the afternoon today (Thursday) saying my hellos to Ron and Don, and several other friends who are regulars in there. Stop by for a drink or two or three on me!.
I am also in the process of setting up 4 or 5 girls for a orgy type of party, so this should be an interesting weekend, before I return back to Colombia. By the way I just posted some pics on the Cartagena, Colombia, thread of my recent stay there if anyone is interested.[/QUOTE]I am long gone from puerto vallarta or I'd join you, Urban. Great pics on the columbian board! Based on your taste in women I hope you definitely check out Lysette at Stravaganza I think you will like very much! Looking forward to your report. I'm long gone from PVR but I am holding up my end on the Juarez, Mexico board and headed there tonight!
Sex Hunter pay Jackson your membership dues so you can send and receive messages. The main board is not a board for communicating in personal messages.
Will post a report later as I am to busy partying to take the time to write one now. Had a great party after zona rosa closed. I rented a jacuzzi suite at motel Dudas and had 4 girls for me and my friend partying until 10am this morning. It was alot of fun with alot of girl on girl action taking place. Just my type of party! ;) Tonight it is a Mexican cantina bar tour, which will include stopping at all the puta bars in zona rosa and out by the El y Ellas. Another long night but it will be a long night of fun!. I am even taking my pocket rocket with me tonight. :) (The vibrator in the pics I posted on this board I believe in April.) The girls love it. :)
Thanks for your kind words Palamides, hopefully our paths will cross in the near future. Your girl was one of the girls with me last night or should I say this morning! ;)
During my stay in Puerto Vallarta I partied super hard all night, and every night at various different types of bars until the sun was shining in the morning, from Mexican Cantinas, such as Mar y Tierra, Jocacitos, Los Corrales, to the puta bars in zona rosa, Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, the bar which years past was called Tren, and then to the bars along the river, El y Ellas, and Conojitos. I also hit a new bar that opened up a month or two ago called Latino, which is a strip club with some high quality girls.
The bars were somewhat quiet, at least until my friends and I arrived! ;) The bar that had the most excitement in it was Latino. Latino is located close to the stadium, and not to far from Hysteria 1. It is on the upper end of the scale, but I was treated by the security staff, waiters and of course the chicas, as if I was a King. :) It was a lot of fun getting that type of treatment. :D The chicas are also free to leave the premises at closing time, and I actually had the waiters and security staff encouraging me to set things up for after closing, which I think was 4am.
I really do not have a lot to report on that is new.
Here is a couple of recommendations that have not been mentioned on the board.
Hotels:
The hotel that Sex Hunter was asking me about in his post below is called Hotel Azteca. The rooms are $25.00 dollars a night. The hotel is very clean, the desk clerk and security staff are very friendly. You get satellite TV, a hot shower, and the rooms are pleasant to be in. The draw back is the rooms are only equipped with fans, and I have to have air conditioning. The hotel is located in a nice location that is accessible to most anything you want. A half block away is Hotel Erendia which generally has some street walkers standing around it.
Another hotel recommendation is called Hotel San Carlos. The room rates for this hotel are $50.00 dollars a night and the rooms are actually large suites with kitchenettes. At this price you are getting a great deal!. The place has a pool, air conditioning, and the rooms are very clean as well the entire hotel. You also have maid service. The one draw back of this place is the water for the shower at least in the room I checked out #20 was not very hot, and the only air conditioner was in the bedroom, and it did not keep the entire suite cold. The place is located in a great location. It is located a half block from Rizals Mercado, and in walking distance to Hysteria 2, Farmacia Guadalajara, El Torito Restaurant, the bar called Marachi Loco, casas de cambio, and every convenience you might need. You are also within a 10 minute walk to the beach. This area is what is referred to as Old Vallarta, and it is my preferred area to be in. You will also find a half block from the hotel and on the same side of the street the best birria taco stand in all of Puerto Vallarta. It is called Robles Birria, and it is only open from about 9:30am to the time they sell out, which is about 12 to 12:30pm. It is a must to try if you are in this area.
Lastly for hotels/motels, if you are looking to have some fun go to a motel called Motel Dudas. It is located just off the main road coming from the airport. Every taxi driver in the city knows where it is at. It is a sex motel that is very clean and the rooms are rented I believe for a 4 or 6 hour period for $50.00 dollars. For your $50.00 dollars you get a room with a Jacuzzi, porn channels, and the rooms are large suites. They are very nice. I ended up on Thursday and Friday nights having an orgy type party after the bars closed, and on Saturday night I ended up going with a girl from Stravaganza. By the way, this girl from Stravaganza was awesome sexually, a total nympho freak. Her name was Alejandra, and she was working sort of as a host. On Saturday it just so happened to be her birthday, and I was fortunate enough towards the end of the night to attract her attention somehow, as she approached me asking me if I wanted her company, and of course I had to say yes since it was her birthday. No money was discussed, but when she departed at 12pm or so, I gave her the eight hundred pesos, I had left in my wallet. Just an awesome fun girl who I will definitely hope to see again. I did not get her contact info or pics unfortunately, but she told me she has worked at Stravaganza for quite a long time, and has lived in Puerto Vallarta her entire life.
I am sorry that some of the pics are going to come out smaller than normal, but that is due to some cropping I had to do. Also the quality of the girls in the pics is not up to my normal standards, but who really cares when you are out having fun in a party atmosphere that has alot of life in it. :D
Thanks again to Don Tonto and Palamides for sharing your recent information with me prior to my trip in your posts below. I am now back in Colombia for two weeks, and not sure when I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta, since I will be coming back to Colombia again in September, and have plans for the Philippines in November, and a trip to Mexicali hopefully in August. I hope you guys as well as others will continue to share information here, as I will always consider Puerto Vallarta "home" for me. :)
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Hello Urban Wildlife!
Thank you for your great report and your detailed information! I wish I would already be in PV right now but I need to wait one more loooong day until I arrive! I will definitely look if I can find that Motel Dudas with the jacuzzi! That new Bar called Latino sounds like I have to go there too!
Is Puerto Vallarta busy at this time of the season or is it more quiet at that times of the year?
Gentlemen,
I have made today at daytime a visit to zona roja and to Conojitos. The Zona roja was like invisible but I just found it because of the map that Don Tonto made! I also found Conojitos. It is a red building but I didn´t find El y Elle. Is El y Ella the Bar on the left side of Conojitos with the gurilla statue over the entrance? After what I read in here about Conojitos, I am not going to enter the club.
One more question I have about that Motel called Dudas. How can I find it by car? If I understand it right it should be near the airport!? Is it somewhere in here?
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Quit being so cheap Sex Hunter and pay Jackson his membership dues so you can receive personal messages. The board is not to be used as your personal information mailbox.
I am not trying to be a dic, but you are always requesting personal information, but refuse to pay a measley twenty dollars to get it. I would love to answer your questions, but the open forum is not the place for the reasons I stated above.
El y Ella is right next door (to the left) of Conojitos. If you look closely at the "stylized" sign above their door, you can read the name.
I don't know about the Motel Dudas. There is a Motel Dunas that you can see off to the right-hand side of the road as you are driving from the Airport northward to the Central Camionera (central bus terminal). It is a block, or so, behind the highway, and I believe there is a road sign that points the direction.
Hello Gentlemen!
First of all I want to apologies that I use the forum for free and make it look like as I would use it as my personal information mailbox! I will pay the 20 bugs as soon as my holiday is over and I am back at home!
Today I was looking for the Motel Urban Wildlife talked about. It´s correct name is Dumas. Here you can find it:
[url]http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/1381/motelsud8.jpg[/url]
It is inside the red box I marked. At the yello marked box you find another Motel. The Yellow marked Motel is very easy to find.
Tomorrow night I want to go out hunting at Hysteria. If I find a girl that offers me a good price I take her to the Motel Dumas. What would be a good price to pay for a girl for one night at Hysteria?
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hello Gentlemen!
Tomorrow night I want to go out hunting at Hysteria. If I find a girl that offers me a good price I take her to the Motel Dumas. What would be a good price to pay for a girl for one night at Hysteria?[/QUOTE]Sorry about the mix up on the name. I have been referring to it as Dudas for several years. lol As far as Hysteria goes, I would not even think about it, as it will cost you probably 3 to 4 hundred dollars, and possibly more depending on how long you want to keep her with you.
If I was you I would go to Latino and negoitate with a girl directly. Ask her to go after she gets off of work. I was quoted $100 to $130.00 dollars, and I know I could have kept them for the rest of the night, but again the negotiations are different for everyone. Good luck to you and get some pics!. Another possibility is to go to Stravaganza and see if the host I had is working. She was fantastic, and never asked me for nothing, but I really had fun with her so I gave her 800 pesos out of kindness. I am sure you could probably get her for $100.00 or so as well. I wrote about her in my report below.
If all else fails, and you want a great GFE, go to Las Alazenas and speak to Susan. Several others on here have wrote about her. I think I might have posted a pic of her awhile back. She is a super fun girl who is also a sex freak. You will most definitely enjoy her. Again one hundred dollars should do the trick. The last option I have for you is to contact my friend Rogelio and he will get you a nice looking girl without breaking the bank. It is totally crazy to pay the prices that the girls want from Hysteria, Prestige, and all those similar types of clubs. I am telling you there is alot of quality in Latinos.
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I just got back from Hysteria. I had a girl there and I set up a possible meeting with her for saturday. She wants 250 USD for 3 hours. She gave me her Phonenumber and I should call her Saturday. If I can get the price down to about 130 to 150 USD for the 3 hours would it be a acceptable deal then? The girl itself looks wonderfull, sexy and has a tight ass!
In Hysteria they told me that say have rooms upstairs and they want 200 USD for 1 hour and 250 USD for 2 hours which is totaly stupid!
The place itself is great! The girl had 2 drinks for 150 Pesos per drink. She didn´t try to ripp me off and as I asked her if we can´t do something during daytime she came up with that offer. We had a lot of fun together.
Gentelmen,
I just came back from Platino. This is the bar Urban Wildlife talked about.
I have to say that the service in that bar was good by the waiters! They brought the drinks quick and always had an eye on the table! The place was about half full. The bad side of place was the girls and there prices! I went there with a mexican friend from PV. We had a table right next to the dancefloor where the girls did the strip show! After about 5min. we had 2 girls coming over to us. One was a blond girl that had her face covered with a mask and the second girl is one of the girls on Urban Wildlifes report #373. Both girls where sitting on our legs with there back turned to us. After a short time there was no girl on stage and thay still where sitting like that. It was realy hard to start a conversation with them! We invited them for 3 drinks per girl. They finished there drinks in a big rush just to get the next one! Each drink costed us 130Pesos. Now comes the hammer: After the girls where about 15min. at our table and we managed to share about 10 sentences a guy walked up to us and asked us if we where not interested in taking the girls to a room for 25min. It costs "only" 1000 Pesos! How stupid did they think I am!!! 100 USD for 25min. is a rip off! My mexican friend from PV still can´t beleave that! In total we spend not more than 1 hour at the place. The price was in total a little less then I payed for 2 hours in Hysteria. Also I was there with a friend and we and the girls had 2 drinks each. The drinks we had was the same we had at Platino and the 4 drinks the 2 girls had had a price of 150Pesos. They finished one drink per hour. At Platino they finished 3 drinks per hour! At Hysteria the girls where realy beautefull and where dancing like hell on our nuts! They showed us there asses and titas and had no problem that we where fingering around there! In Platino they just showed us one of there tits for about 10 seconds.
Sorry that I can´t report something better! I realy thought I would find a perfect GFE for a fair price in Platinos so I went there with a lot of hope! I doubt that I go to Platinos again because there offer with 100USD for just 25min. of sex with a girl that is not even up for a conversation after we sponsered some drinks is a pain in the neck!
If anybody is still interested in Platino, here you can find it:
[url]http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2964/platinoxd5.jpg[/url]
Just between Platino and the big main road is a Bank calle Banamex or something like that. It is a modern building you can see from the main road.
I am visiting PV this coming weekend and looking for some help. I have never been to PV.
Staying at All inclusive place and would like to have a GFE type girl come to me, or I can go get her, but back to my place. Looking for multiple hours or days if the price is right.
I speak NO spanish. I have been with some girls that speak no english in TJ and Guadalajara, which is fine for a short visit, but for companionship for a longer time, english would be very nice.
Any help is greatly appreciated.
[QUOTE=Jdoggg]I am visiting PV this coming weekend and looking for some help. I have never been to PV.
Staying at All inclusive place and would like to have a GFE type girl come to me, or I can go get her, but back to my place. Looking for multiple hours or days if the price is right.
I speak NO spanish. I have been with some girls that speak no english in TJ and Guadalajara, which is fine for a short visit, but for companionship for a longer time, english would be very nice.
Any help is greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Jdogg check the erotic services link from craig'slist.com. Didn't know about till I left, but there are some escort advertisements there for PVR. If money is not an object then you might find something. The thing that impressed me most about PVR is how hospitality/service savvy everyone was if you ask around you might find something. Also, Urban Wildlife has stated on this board that if you PM his account he can put you in touch with a cabbie that has the lowdown on the girls in PVR.
Gentlemen,
I contacted just a view time ago a girl that advertisees regulary at Craigs List. She offert me 200 US Roses for 1 hour and 300 US Roses for 2 hours! "Do I look like a fucking Bank or what" I thought after she wrote me the answer over her prices! :-)
I would find it very interesting if you can get them down with the price and how much especialy if you are in town all year or very very often!?
How far is the Nuevo Vallarta area from the La Zone Rosa area, Candy's, and Las Antorchas. It sounds like Las Antorchas is the only option for day time activity, or is the Hotel Erendia a legitimate option? With Hotel Erendia would you recommned getting a room up the road at Hotel Azteca before trolling the area, and are there some decent SW or is it crackhead land like many areas in the states. Any help would be appreciated coming down this weekend for several days and would like to avoid the high dollar places if possible. Thanks
LongShot
Also how serious is it to get caught with small amounts of marijuana in that area?
Urbanwildlife,
What is your cantact for your cabbie?
He sounds like one hell of a host?
Thanks in advance
Nuevo Vallarta (New Vallarta) is like 10 to 15min. away from Candys and maybe 20min. away from the Zona Rocha.
Urban & Hunter,
You two seem like you have it figured out down there so I will ask you two. Am I crazy to fly solo to areas like Zona Rosa with no spanish speaking ability. I feel like I am a big boy that can take care of myself but am I looking for trouble with a target on my back sticking out like a Grande Gringo with no language ability? Thanks both of your guys posts throughout the board have been very helpful.
Thanks again,
LongShot
[QUOTE=Longshot420]Urban & Hunter,
You two seem like you have it figured out down there so I will ask you two. Am I crazy to fly solo to areas like Zona Rosa with no spanish speaking ability. I feel like I am a big boy that can take care of myself but am I looking for trouble with a target on my back sticking out like a Grande Gringo with no language ability? Thanks both of your guys posts throughout the board have been very helpful.
Thanks again,
LongShot[/QUOTE]You will be fine my friend. When you go into Las Alazenas ask the waiter if his name is Chava. He works there all the time and basically runs the place. Tell him you are a friend of Eduardos and Rogelios. He will take good care of you!. That is a promise and good luck!
I've been reading these posts, and all seem very knowledgable about the girls of Puerto Vallarta.
I'm leaving for a PV vacation this Sunday, Aug 3rd. , and would like your input. I'm looking for a good massage place that will actually give me a good massage, but with extras. I've read that Venus Sunshine is a great massage place, but no extras.
I'm at the Melia (by the Marina).
Also, what's the best place in the area I'm staying, that I can get extras in the club at a reasonable price with a decent girl (7-9)?
All the help you can give is appreciated!
Where are the reports and pics guys? You all received info. from the forum, so please contribute back. Let us know where you stayed, how much, where you ate at, names of bars you partied at, pricing e.c.t. What things did you like about your trip, what things did you not like?. Please share your experiences, and post some pics of the girls you were with. It's called sharing your experiences, so others can benefit from it. I feel I contributed quite abit to this thread when I took a couple short 4 day vacations to Puerto Vallarta, so please do the same.
I guess if you all choose not to post actual reports such as I did, I will refrain myself from posting and sharing my information in the future.
Gentlemen,
Here are some pics of the Junior Suite from Motel Dunas:
I have visit the Motel twice. At my first visit I had a Jupiot or something like that. It costed 310Pesos. The room was great. A big bed, a modern shower and everything is discrete. The style is arabic. You have a garage where you can park the car and enter the house. You have the room for 8 hours! The jupito was equiped with HiFi and TV.
At my second visit I had the Junior Suite. It costed me 430 Pesos. As Urban Wildlife already posted, it has a jacuzzi. Here are the picture of the Junior Suite:
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Sorry but I didn't make any pics of the girl!
Urban Wildlife
Thank you for your recomendation about that Motel. It is the best Motel I ever visit and is a perfect spot to go with a girl. Also there prices are great for what you get!
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[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Where are the reports and pics guys? You all received info. from the forum, so please contribute back. Let us know where you stayed, how much, where you ate at, names of bars you partied at, pricing e.c.t. What things did you like about your trip, what things did you not like?. Please share your experiences, and post some pics of the girls you were with. It's called sharing your experiences, so others can benefit from it. I feel I contributed quite abit to this thread when I took a couple short 4 day vacations to Puerto Vallarta, so please do the same.
I guess if you all choose not to post actual reports such as I did, I will refrain myself from posting and sharing my information in the future.[/QUOTE]Urbanwildlife is right! Believe me guys, the information that both he and Dontonto are giving in their articles is gold. Over the last few months I have watched both of these guys patiently answering the same questions over and over. Then, the information given is either ignored (by going to all of the places they said to not go), or even worse, there is no action to be reported on at all. It just baffles me how someone could not have much to report on after being told countless times by Urbanwildlife where to go. It would be absolutely impossible for anyone to avoid a wild time when going to La Zona. And of course what is more puzzling, is after reading all of the articles, someone still goes to a place like Hysteria, Candies, etc. And complains that prices are too high. I would be too embarrassed to complain that my hand was burned after sticking it in a fire!
In fact, so much has been written on La Zona, Antorchas, and El y Ella, that I really don’t see how it would be possible for anyone that’s taken the time to read this forum to either go anywhere else, or to ask where all of the best action is. And, for anyone who actually pays attention, you will notice that the advice from Urbanwildlife and Dontonto will save you a lot of time and headache. I am an expert at finding the version of "La Zona" in Latin American Countries, and years ago it still took me several hours of getting the run around before not only finding these places in Vallarta, but also figuring out what the price "should be". In fact, the people in most threads will not even share this type of information, in that as Jackson puts it, They are trying to keep others out of their own "Person Playground". Urbanwildlife and Dontonto are giving you all of the best information free of charge and hassle. So please repay the favor by not only following the advice, but reporting on it as well.
I hope that it works now with the pics. Sorry for braking the rules, admin!
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Hi The Sex Hunter,
Thanks!
Jackson
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Thank you for your kind words Skug, and if you ever get to the other part of my world again, Colombia, especially Cartagena, please contact me. I read your posts about Medellin, but that city is not for me. I enjoy bars/discos, and I found Medellin lacking in this area, but very strong in the way of massage parlors and casas, which are not my thing.
I have a guide on Cartagena I wrote, that is updated on a regular basis, and it will provide you an excellent reference to use in planning your trip, should you elect to take a trip to Cartagena in the future. I also have plenty of information on other cities in Colombia, such as Barranquilla/Santa Marta, and I am working hard to get to know Cali, so I can share my knowledge there as well. I just got back from there a couple of weeks ago, but will be returning to Cali, and the various other cities I mentioned above in September a 4 to 6 week mongering vacation. :)
Where exactly is Damely Massage?
Thanks!
[quote=batmanda]where exactly is damely massage?
thanks![/quote]it is located at #254 aquiles serdan. imagine yourself driving alongside the malecon (it's one way going south). continuing a few blocks on the same road past the end of the malecon, the road will noticeably curve to the left. very soon, you will cross over a bridge (over the river cuale) and a encounter a speed bump. aquiles serdan will be the second street on your left. damely massage will be on the second floor of the building in front of you (at the corner of the street you are on and aquiles serdan).
[QUOTE=Longshot420]are there some decent SW or is it crackhead land like many areas in the states. Any help would be appreciated coming down this weekend for several days and would like to avoid the high dollar places if possible. Thanks
LongShot
Also how serious is it to get caught with small amounts of marijuana in that area?[/QUOTE]From my observations, female street walkers are not so common in Puerto Vallarta. I have been propositioned a few times, in the early A.M. hours, by street walkers in the Old Town area around the Guadalajara Pharmacy, on Insurgentes Street. Some hang out at the various hole-in-the-wall Mexican bars in the area and you catch them walking around if there are not too many patrons in the bar. There are sometimes a few transvestite street walkers in this area, so be careful what you get. All-in-all, the street walker scene really sucks big time, so I wouldn't waste my time on it.
If the cops catch you with pot, they can throw you in jail. Remember, it's illegal in Mexico. If you're lucky, the cop might be more interested in shaking you down for the money in your wallet. I wouldn't walk around the streets with pot in my pocket (or in my car). If you must indulge, you are probably safer doing it in your hotel room and not in public places like a bar, a dark street or the beach.
[QUOTE=Batmanda]Where exactly is Damely Massage?
Thanks![/QUOTE]Can you get some "extras" at Damely Massage and are the extras expensive?
[quote=don tonto]it is located at #254 aquiles serdan. imagine yourself driving alongside the malecon (it's one way going south). continuing a few blocks on the same road past the end of the malecon, the road will noticeably curve to the left. very soon, you will cross over a bridge (over the river cuale) and a encounter a speed bump. aquiles serdan will be the second street on your left. damely massage will be on the second floor of the building in front of you (at the corner of the street you are on and aquiles serdan).[/quote]in our walks around old town last month there were several signs for mesaje. normal message or maybe homeopathic message. nothing like the ones in juarez that i patronize somewhat frequently. juarez mesaje includes a mediocre message and sexual services. never tried any message in pvr but it appears to be quite a thriving industry and largely "legit" messages offered no sex.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi Don Tonto!
Thank you for marking the map! Know we have a usefull map in the PV threat! Do you also know where Juniors is located?[/QUOTE]
I marked Juniors on the map here:
[url]http://wikimapia.org/9435178/Juniors[/url]
Would those who know of other places please add them to this map?
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]I have been shaken down twice for drugs by the cops who regularly patrol the Zona: once in Stravaganza and once in its dirt parking lot. I didn't have anything illegal, so they let me go after the search.[/QUOTE]
Is it necessary to carry your original tourist card and passport, or are photocopies accepted?
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it. By the way: Where in PV will I find Farmacia Guadalajara and Hysteria 2?[/QUOTE]
Farmacia Guadalajara is located here:
[url]http://wikimapia.org/1807285/[/url]
Move the cursor over the box in the center of the map.
Hotel Erendira is the box in the top right corner of the above map. You can also find it here:
[url]http://wikimapia.org/6797611/Hotel_Erendira[/url]
Would someone please mark Hysteria 2 on the map?
[QUOTE=John Dough]Farmacia Guadalajara is located here:
[url]http://wikimapia.org/1807285/[/url]
Move the cursor over the box in the center of the map.
Hotel Erendira is the box in the top right corner of the above map. You can also find it here:
[url]http://wikimapia.org/6797611/Hotel_Erendira[/url]
Would someone please mark Hysteria 2 on the map?[/QUOTE]Not sure how to go about marking your map, but Hysteria 2 is located next door to Farmacia Guadalajara. When you pull into the parking lot of Farmacia Guadalajara it is on the right hand side.
here's a major bummer since i'm only in puerto vallarta for a quick three-day visit:
tonight (wednesday, aug. 6), the "zona" was sealed off by a convoy of state police trucks (not city police). about a dozen state police officers were stopping all cars passing on the road outside the compound and searching any suspicious occupants and their cars. they were also searching people who were just walking down the sidewalk. presumably, they were looking for drugs, weapons or known drug dealers.
my co-worker buddy and i were pulled over and asked a couple of questions, but they weren't really too interested in us: neither our rental car nor we ourselves were searched. the cop asked me where we were going and i pointed to the zona compound entrance. "no, you can't go in there now", he said. he wouldn't elaborate further, but i can only imagine that another group of state police were searching everyone inside the zona compound as well. we were both too tired from the plane flight, from phoenix, to wait around for this police operation to conclude, so we abandoned the evening's plans and returned to my buddy's condo to crash.
[quote=john dough]farmacia guadalajara is located here:
[url]http://wikimapia.org/1807285/[/url]
move the cursor over the box in the center of the map.
hotel erendira is the box in the top right corner of the above map. you can also find it here:
[url]http://wikimapia.org/6797611/hotel_erendira[/url]
would someone please mark hysteria 2 on the map?[/quote]hysteria 2 is the small square at the end of the building row, next door to the farmacia guadalajara. it is touching the bottom left-hand corner just outside of the farmacia guadalajara rectangle marker. by the way, hysteria 2 appears to currently be closed by the city government (with their official stickers sealing the doorway shut). i don't know what happened, or if they will be reopening again soon in the future.
[quote=john dough]is it necessary to carry your original tourist card and passport, or are photocopies accepted?[/quote]i was only asked for my passport two of the several times i was caught speeding. i don't know the real "legal" answer to your question, but i would say: if you carry copies, make sure that the originals are safely stored where someone can get them for you in an emergency.
I just got off the telephone with my good friend Chava, who is one of only two waiters in Las Alazenas, and he basically runs the whole show there. There has been an influx of drug distribution gangs in Puerto Vallarta, from the Mexican states of Sinoloa and Michoacán. These gangs have threatened violence against the police. To try to stop this from happening before violence does erupt, the state of Jalisco, the federal police, and the local police have stepped up there searches on cars, and people in Puerto Vallarta, and its surrounding areas, in hopes of taking guns off the street, and slowing down the abundance of drugs entering Puerto Vallarta. This was the reason for the road block Don Tonto reported on. The entrance to entering Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, e.c.t. was closed because the police were doing pat down searches on customers, searching cars/taxis e.c.t. They also had the use of a drug sniffing dog. This is going to be an on going tactic to be used in all parts of Puerto Vallarta, and its surrounding communities. If you are not partaking in the use of drugs, and you have no weapons, you have nothing to worry about, and your life will go on as normal.
Hola,
I am here in PV for the next week, if anyone wants to meet for a beer, and some mongering runs, PM me.
Ok.
[quote=don tonto]it is located at #254 aquiles serdan. imagine yourself driving alongside the malecon (it's one way going south). continuing a few blocks on the same road past the end of the malecon, the road will noticeably curve to the left. very soon, you will cross over a bridge (over the river cuale) and a encounter a speed bump. aquiles serdan will be the second street on your left. damely massage will be on the second floor of the building in front of you (at the corner of the street you are on and aquiles serdan).[/quote]thanks don tonto! went twice while in pv last week! eli was great!
The topic of tightened security has been mentioned recently, and is an excellent subject matter to take seriously during a mongering trip to PV.
So, here is some additional information that will hopefully help out any fellow mongers.
Although Prostitution is primarily governed on a Federal Level in Mexico, the punishment for disobedience in this area is governed on a State Level. Furthermore, the way that Prostitution Laws are written in Mexico, makes it a very grey area subject. Although Prostitution is "legal", and there are tolerance zones, and health cards that the women are to carry, the definition of Prostitution per Mexican Law is very vague. In other words, as with most instances in any part of the world, a police officer can arrest you if they feel like it. I will never forget when I was in Hotel Alamo (a 24 hour a day brothel that has closed), and had seen a sign on the wall of the room saying that the exchange of sex for money was illegal in the Hotel.
With this being said, it is a good idea to not say anything at all about your intentions if you are searched and questioned inside of a brothel. Being searched in a Mexican Brothel is actually pretty common practice.
The state of Jalisco has also been on a rampage the last few years to "clean up the state". To make matters worse, discrimination by Mexican Authorities is not only tolerated, but blatantly practiced. You will be told directly that the reason you’re being searched, is because you are an American and/or "Suspicious Looking". What does this mean to a monger? As mentioned in an earlier article, don’t ever walk around with drugs! You will be offered drugs about every 5 minutes in La Zona. Half the time, this is an intentional set up, and the other half of the time you will be caught anyway when you are searched for being a Gringo.
Furthermore, when you are questioned about what you are doing there, just say that you like to watch women dance.
There are also very strict punishments for Mexican Police Officers accepting bribes now. So, long gone are the days when a 100 peso bribe would get you out of just about anything. The good news with this however, is that it is also not as common any longer that you will be shaken out of your money while being searched without reason. I I have been searched roughly a dozen times in Vallarta, and have never had any money either taken or asked for.
Hopefully I have not scared anyone, but rather just informed fellow mongers of what to watch out for. And who knows, maybe I am searched more often than others, in that I have several Prison Tattoos, and fit the description of being "Suspicious Looking". However, I don’t even want to know what would have happened, had I been carrying drugs.
In short, have a great time Mongering, but as always, be careful as well!
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[QUOTE=Batmanda]Thanks Don Tonto! Went twice while in PV last week! Eli was great![/QUOTE]Hey Batmanda how about some details. What kind of services were offered and how much? I was there about six months ago and was turned down. What did you say you smooth talker.
Hey Batmanda,
How about some details on your massage. I went six months ago and got nothing. What did you get? How Much? and how did you ask?
[QUOTE=Pvfan]Hey Batmanda,
How about some details on your massage. I went six months ago and got nothing. What did you get? How Much? and how did you ask?[/QUOTE]Not really smooth at all. I asked for Eli when I got there. Turns out I was talking with her. I've read that another girl also works there, but no extras from her. Went into the room to discuss price. She said she only had a half hour, and gave me a price. I asked about a happy ending, and she hesitated a little, but then agreed. I guess I did a little begging. I then enjoyed a short massage with happy ending.
Went back a few days later, and she gave me the same deal, but this time she took off her top. Very nice treatment both times.
Did nothing special, only was very polite and respectful.
[QUOTE=Batmanda]Not really smooth at all. I asked for Eli when I got there. Turns out I was talking with her. I've read that another girl also works there, but no extras from her. Went into the room to discuss price. She said she only had a half hour, and gave me a price. I asked about a happy ending, and she hesitated a little, but then agreed. I guess I did a little begging. I then enjoyed a short massage with happy ending.
Went back a few days later, and she gave me the same deal, but this time she took off her top. Very nice treatment both times.
Did nothing special, only was very polite and respectful.[/QUOTE]How much should I pay when I go Back?
[QUOTE=Pvfan]How much should I pay when I go Back?[/QUOTE]I am looking for the same kind of a massage, (for a woman and by a woman). My husband goes out and gets massages with happy endings back at home and I for one would enjoy such massages when vacationing in Vallarta.
No I do not want an escort service at $200 per hr., I would like to have a good massage with a friendly hand gesture for around $60.00 is that posible do you think? Please get back if anyone knows of such a place.
Thanks,
Discreta
[QUOTE=Discreta]I am looking for the same kind of a massage, (for a woman and by a woman). My husband goes out and gets massages with happy endings back at home and I for one would enjoy such massages when vacationing in Vallarta.
No I do not want an escort service at $200 per hr., I would like to have a good massage with a friendly hand gesture for around $60.00 is that posible do you think? Please get back if anyone knows of such a place.
Thanks,
Discreta[/QUOTE]Why don't you try Damely when you're there, Ely is very cute. I don't know about the $60 cause Batmanda never said how much he paid.
[QUOTE=Pvfan]Why don't you try Damely when you're there, Ely is very cute. I don't know about the $60 cause Batmanda never said how much he paid.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't mind more info on Ely or anyone else for that matter. How much of a tip should she expect, I want someone reasonable so I can come back for more if she's good.
Discreta
PS: I just joined to support the forum for a year, hope this forum can be helpful as I am sure to be able to help others as well.
[QUOTE=Discreta]I wouldn't mind more info on Ely or anyone else for that matter. How much of a tip should she expect, I want someone reasonable so I can come back for more if she's good.
Discreta
PS: I just joined to support the forum for a year, hope this forum can be helpful as I am sure to be able to help others as well.[/QUOTE]Hey Discreta,
Sorry this took so long, but I've been very busy. I don't know if Eli does women, but it was $50. 00 US for the half hour plus tip. I gave her $15 US first time and $20 US second time. Good Luck and have FUN!
Hi,
Please bring on the flames, because I hate these posts too, but I have done an exhaustive search and can find no info. I had to postpone my trip and am looking for another hotel that is "guest" friendly; the Vallarta Palace in neuvo vallarta looks beautiful and is quite reasonably priced; I wondered if anyone had info on a visitor policy before I book it. The Sheraton is booked up for the weekend I am coming; I would be grateful for info about another guest friendly hotel on the beach in the same range as Sheraton Bugenvillias. Thanks guys for any info. I will post report when I get back in October.
I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston
[QUOTE=Winston569]Hi,
Please bring on the flames, because I hate these posts too, but I have done an exhaustive search and can find no info. I had to postpone my trip and am looking for another hotel that is "guest" friendly; the Vallarta Palace in neuvo vallarta looks beautiful and is quite reasonably priced; I wondered if anyone had info on a visitor policy before I book it. The Sheraton is booked up for the weekend I am coming; I would be grateful for info about another guest friendly hotel on the beach in the same range as Sheraton Bugenvillias. Thanks guys for any info. I will post report when I get back in October.
I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston[/QUOTE]Nuevo Vallarta Brand New hotels on Beach are "no Go's" I have been to 2 of them on the Riveira Nayarit, and they have security at the entrances, overlooking vehicles coming in. Not only that as a guest they put a bracelet on you. They will look for a bracelet on the people going in and out. Alot of Families on vacation in this area. Nice place for a vacation but a "No Go" for this hobby.
[QUOTE=Saul Espinoza]Nuevo Vallarta Brand New hotels on Beach are "no Go's" I have been to 2 of them on the Riveira Nayarit, and they have security at the entrances, overlooking vehicles coming in. Not only that as a guest they put a bracelet on you. They will look for a bracelet on the people going in and out. Alot of Families on vacation in this area. Nice place for a vacation but a "No Go" for this hobby.[/QUOTE]I have liked the Emperador which is located on Calle Amapas in old town (on Los Muertos beach). It's a step (or two) down in quality from the Sheraton. But I like the more "authentic" Mexican atmosphere. Rooms overlook the ocean with a small balcony, there's a frig and stove, price should come in about $50. They usually have some special like 4 nights for the price of 3. Clear with them ahead of time that you might have a guest visiting. I have bargained with them. October is pretty slow.
Good local restaurants are La Olla, Bohemia.
I will be in Puerto Vallarta for a short stay arriving on October 31st, scary thought hah! :) If anyone will be around and wants to join in my party send me a p.m.
If anyone wants to know about my previous stays in Puerto Vallarta they can read back through my past field reports over the past year or so. You will find I have alot of fun, and get to many places a normal traveler to Puerto Vallarta would never find.
Winston, and there have been several others who have posted, or have contacted me for information on there recent trips to Puerto Vallarta but have not contributed there experiences back to the forum, so guys do not expect to receive a field report from me. (SEE POST #393) You have the balls to use the information others have posted on here to hopefully make your stay in Puerto Vallarta a better experience for you, but then you do not want to contribute nothing back. This is being very selfish and it really sucks to be honest with you, therefore, in the future I will not share any information, including through p.m.'s unless the member requesting the information is going to promise to contribute back.
Urban,
I will be in PV at the end of October as well and would like to buy you a few beers amigo. I have read some of your previous posts and you have been very generous with detailed info for all to benefit from. I don't have a subscription to PM you as I can't have the charge show up on my records if you know what I mean. Anyways let me know how to reach you when you are here.
Saludos
[QUOTE=Section11]Urban,
I will be in PV at the end of October as well and would like to buy you a few beers amigo. I have read some of your previous posts and you have been very generous with detailed info for all to benefit from. I don't have a subscription to PM you as I can't have the charge show up on my records if you know what I mean. Anyways let me know how to reach you when you are here.
Saludos[/QUOTE]Thank you for your kind words, hope my good friend Jackson hears them as well, ;) since I am far and away his favorite member on the ISG. LOL! ;) For those that do not know, Jackson despises me for speaking out against some of his policies on here. :) There are several ways Jackson (the moderator of this site) provides us an opportunity to purchase a subscription. This site offers an abundance of information, and you get to send and receive personal messages along with the opportunity to view pics, so it is well worth sending him his $20.00 dollars. One idea you might want to consider is, purchasing a prepaid debit Visa or Mastercard. I believe most of the check cashing places offer these debit Visa/Mastercards. You receive it instantly. The cost is minimal, as in $5 to $10.00 dollars. There are no credit applications, no statements, or anything that can cause you any problems. This is one way you can purchase your membership, and be discreet about it. After purchasing the subscription you then can cut the card up if you do not want it in your possession. I am not sure where you are located, but one national check cashing company that comes to mind that offers these is called ACE Cash Express.
It is against the rules of the forum for me to provide you my email address or telephone number on the public forum, so I am not sure how you will be able to get in touch with me, other than paying Jackson for a subscription so you can use private messaging. If you have another idea let me know. I never have plans as to where I will be at a certain time, so that will not work. I always just go with the flow, as part of being on vacation is not committing to nothing, so the only way I can see us meeting up is through telephone contact, and I will be able to provide you my Puerto Vallarta number through the personal message system.
Urban,
Thanks for the great idea you are a crafty character. I am already in PV. Would you happen to know where to get that type of card here in PV? I asked a few people today and they had no clue.
Thanks in advance.
I will give Rogelio a call next Saturday and try to track you down.
Just got back from a weekend in PV. Had two sessions while I was there. One was with a girl I got out of the local rag named Katia for take out service to one of the motels. $800 pesos for what turned out to be an hour and a half. She gives great massage and BJ and very energetic with everything else, I'd give her a 7 on looks. The other was a massage at Luz de Luna in front of the Buenaventura by lilianna. $400 pesos for a good massage and $400 for the happy ending. Very pleased with both. I tried Damely but was turned down by Ely for any extras. Seems it is hit and miss there.
I'm still waiting for my fucking t-shirt from this place on Basillo Badillo. Great eats for breakfast and just around the corner from Casa Dona Susana recommended by our own Urban Wildlife for my June 08 trip! : 0 I am missing the soft sands of puerto vallarta and want to return soon! I don't know who the hell would pay $400+/night at one of those bland resorts when you can stay down town.
[QUOTE=Palamides]I'm still waiting for my fucking t-shirt from this place on Basillo Badillo. Great eats for breakfast and just around the corner from Casa Dona Susana recommended by our own Urban Wildlife for my June 08 trip! : 0 I am missing the soft sands of puerto vallarta and want to return soon! I don't know who the hell would pay $400+/night at one of those bland resorts when you can stay down town.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about the restaurant called Freddy's Tucan? . I did not know they sold T-shirts. I will check with Freddy the next time I am in Puerto Vallarta if you purchased something and he never provided it to you. Freddy is a straight up guy, and one of the nicer guys you will ever have a chance to meet.
I stayed at Casa Susana 2 weeks ago and had no problems. It was an excellent place in my opinion. You are also right on about these resorts. I do not understand why people pay that amount of money to stay at these places, because they never leave the place during there entire stay. They do not experience any of the culture that Mexico offers. They might as well went to one of the beaches that florida offers. To each there own I guess.
Enjoy your stay when you get back to Puerto Vallarta amigo. As you know from my last couple of posts, I am not posting info. since so many others have requested info. from me, and never bothered even to post a report on the forum about there experiences, so others can gain the knowledge to better prepare for there stay in Puerto Vallarta.
Hi All
I'll be in Puerto Vallarta Nov 29th - Dec 3rd. I have booked a nice room on the maelcon to have easy access to the women at the clubs in the area, but would much rather go a huntin with like minded friends. Juliette Massage is an easy fall back, but would like to hit the local scene with anyone who may be in town during that time.
Please email me or post here and we can hook up whilst down there.
Ex
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Are you talking about the restaurant called Freddy's Tucan? . I did not know they sold T-shirts.[/QUOTE]Look at Palamides' report title.
He's referring to Memo's Pancake House (Casa de los Hotcakes) at Basilio Badillo 289. I don't know about their t-shirts, but their breakfasts are very good.
Hi Exthalmus,
Have you tried the services from Juliette Massage? If yes, can you please tell me more about them like how are there prices and how good are the girls and there services!
I wish you a nice time in PV and bang some Mexican chicas for me! :-)
The Sex Hunter!
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Hi All
I'll be in Puerto Vallarta Nov 29th - Dec 3rd. I have booked a nice room on the maelcon to have easy access to the women at the clubs in the area, but would much rather go a huntin with like minded friends. Juliette Massage is an easy fall back, but would like to hit the local scene with anyone who may be in town during that time.
Please email me or post here and we can hook up whilst down there.
Ex[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi Exthalmus,
Have you tried the services from Juliette Massage? If yes, can you please tell me more about them like how are there prices and how good are the girls and there services!
I wish you a nice time in PV and bang some Mexican chicas for me! :-)
The Sex Hunter![/QUOTE]Hi Sex Hunter,
No I have not. I like to start off in the clubs looking for drunkin tourists, but with the economy in the shitter, I don't know how many people will be there after Thanksgiving. So I will certainly be trying Juliettes service at least twice while I'm down there.
I spoke to the Lady who runs it. She speaks good english. The girls speak none. My spanish conists of the Taco Bueno's menu at the drive through LOL.
But I will report back with pics and details prices etc etc
Cheers,
Ex
Hi Exthalmus,
Thanks for your answer! I just find there homepage:
[url]http://www.juliette.com.mx/default.aspx[/url]
Here you find some pics of the girls! I also find this 2 escorts:
[url]http://www.musas.com.mx/[/url]
[url]http://www.divasescort.com.mx/Default.aspx[/url]
I guess that they cooperate together because some girls that you find at Divas are also in Musas. Also Julliette and Musas is listed by Divas under "related sites".
Happy Hunting,
The Sex Hunter!
It's time to say goodbye to that Southside PV landmark: Junior's. I happened to pass through the area tonight and noticed the entire building had been demolished. What looks to be a new condo construction is underway on the property.
A decade ago, this was a great place: with more than a dozen beautiful women working there at any given time. Back then, before the last club remodel, the girl's dressing room had a glass wall. So, if the girl on stage wasn't all that exciting, you could at least watch the other girls dressing and prepping themselves at their mirrors.
The girl's shower was fully visible from the customer seating area as well. Every once in a while, you might have gotten lucky and seen a lovely chica showering off the sweat after her dance routine. On a typical Saturday night, Junior's was packed with luscious ladies and horny male customers. Junior's was the #1 place to be in the Puerto Vallarta mongering scene.
Fast-forward to 2008: My last visit to Junior's was very disappointing. The doorman wanted 200 pesos cover charge. When I complained that it was too much and started to walk away, he let me go inside the club, for free.
Once inside, I only found three girls working and a couple of Mexican customers sitting together at a table. The place was totally dead. The furniture was in bad condition: the chairs had torn fabric and I had to change seats because the back fell off of mine. The whole scene was totally depressing. The girls were nice enough, but were probably below average, in looks, on a typical monger's rating scale.
I guess I'll always have those wonderful memories of the old Junior's Bar, in its heyday. A couple of years ago, the owner's of Junior's Bar did open a new club, in the Marina Area, called Aquah. I have to admit that I have never been there; the expensive, high-end clubs and their sometimes pushy waiters haven fallen out of favor with me.
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Hi All
I'll be in Puerto Vallarta Nov 29th. Dec 3rd. I have booked a nice room on the maelcon to have easy access to the women at the clubs in the area, but would much rather go a huntin with like minded friends. Juliette Massage is an easy fall back, but would like to hit the local scene with anyone who may be in town during that time.
Please email me or post here and we can hook up whilst down there.
Ex[/QUOTE]Hi Exthalamus and others
I am one of about 500 poker players descending on Nuevo Vallarta from 4-8 Dec to stay and play at The Marival Resort and Suites. Its a package deal.
However I plan on arriving in to PV 3-4 days early to get my hands on some fine PV Pussy before they lock us up in our convent.
I need a GF hotel for those few days, what is the Maelcon? Yes I've RTFF and promise to post after the event. I'm also generous at the bar to those who contribute to my self indulgent pre poker debauchery (I used to own bars)
Basically need agood GF hotel with aircon and a wingman or 3 share things with. PS I'm not the younger monger type, but the grey hair and genitals still do their thing.
PM me please if anyone has any pearls of wisdom, in the meantime I will RTFF some more.
[QUOTE=Three Holes]Hi Exthalamus and others
I am one of about 500 poker players descending on Nuevo Vallarta from 4-8 Dec to stay and play at The Marival Resort and Suites. Its a package deal.
However I plan on arriving in to PV 3-4 days early to get my hands on some fine PV Pussy before they lock us up in our convent.
I need a GF hotel for those few days, what is the Maelcon? Yes I've RTFF and promise to post after the event. I'm also generous at the bar to those who contribute to my self indulgent pre poker debauchery (I used to own bars)
Basically need agood GF hotel with aircon and a wingman or 3 share things with. PS I'm not the younger monger type, but the grey hair and genitals still do their thing.
PM me please if anyone has any pearls of wisdom, in the meantime I will RTFF some more.[/QUOTE]Hey Three Holes,
Lets hook up while were both there. We could easily get a party going with multiple girls. I will send you a PM with my cell and hotel info so we can make contact in PVR!
EX
Tried out Juliette Massage Tonight. The operator who answers the phone speaks perfect english. Has some nice with to her as well.
She sent over Alejandra. Gorgeous little petite 19 year old. My dick was longer than her waist was thick. (LOL and thats little hehe JK) She had the body, but was more interested in staring at the TV or chewing on her nails.
The operator booked a place for me at the LOS ANGELES motel. Real close to Hysteria. The guy who is the Manager is named FOX. He speaks shit for English but knows the score going on at his place. The room was 400 Pesos and clean as hell. King size bed big screen TV with cable.
I wouldn't do Alejandra again as she was pretty much a dead fuck. Nice little pussy but a fuck doll would have been cheaper Got her for 1200 Pesos for 90 min. I cut her loose after 60 as I was ready to go after I poped on her little tities.
Pic Attached. She didn't want to do it. But I told her I wanted to remember her in the states with some jerk off sessions and she said ok.
Am awaiting a fellow Punter to arrive Sunday for some trolling fun. Have a date with PV Playmates Sun as well. SO chek back
Exthalmus
Hi Exthalmus,
Thank you for your report! Sorry to hear that the girl was not what we expect for such a price!
About PV Playmates:
All girls that work for them are listed at Craigslist:
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/[/url]
I mailed some of there girls. They want between 200 to 300 US Dollars for 1 hour! I also posted that in a report in here:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=768474&postcount=384[/url]
Here you find there homepage:
[url]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=390064096[/url]
Just compare the pics and you know some of there girls in craigslist. If you book one girl from PV Playmates please let me know about there services and which girl you had!
Thanks again for your report and the picture! Hope to hear a happy story next time from you! If you can please send some pics along!
Happy hunting wishes,
The Sex Hunter
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi Exthalmus,
Thank you for your report! Sorry to hear that the girl was not what we expect for such a price!
About PV Playmates:
All girls that work for them are listed at Craigslist:
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/[/url]
I mailed some of there girls. They want between 200 to 300 US Dollars for 1 hour! I also posted that in a report in here:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=768474&postcount=384[/url]
Here you find there homepage:
[url]http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=390064096[/url]
Just compare the pics and you know some of there girls in craigslist. If you book one girl from PV Playmates please let me know about there services and which girl you had!
Thanks again for your report and the picture! Hope to hear a happy story next time from you! If you can please send some pics along!
Happy hunting wishes,
The Sex Hunter[/QUOTE]Hola
I have a very long post do write up with lots of PICS
I used three girls from PV Playmates and Three Holes and I hit every Shit Hole ***** house to High end where we also sampled some goodies.
I have just landed back home Tonight, and will work up the reports offline in a word file and upload in the morning.
Please check back as I think it will be very, very helpful to anyone wanting up to the minute details and prices
O did I mention its 14 pesos to 1 US dollar down there right now: P whooo hoo
EX
My first post so be nice!
Well after reading and checking out some of the expensive clubs I decided to check this one out. I scouted it out the other day to see where it was so I had a good idea where it was. (thanks for the map! )
I did try last night but was there around 8pm. They don't open til 10. So I waitied til tonight. And for those thrifty people take the bus to Walmart and then hop a cab and will cost you 4 bucks. I avoided the first place as per one of the previous posts. They tried to wave me in.
The girls were not bad around 6. 7 and did see a 9 but she was busy. I ordered a beer and one for the lady. 3 bucks for mine and 12 for hers.
Funny how the girls get the little bottle. With that she will sit on your lap and get real cozy! Lots of playing and touching. I went for a lap dance. 10 bucks (not bad) I had to negotiate with the host guy as my spanish is very limited. He told me all inclusive 1200 pesos = 120. 00. WOW! I would be better off at candy's or Hysteria at that price. So I opted for another lap dance which was so so. I guess cause I declined the other. I finished my beer and paid my tab (the guy could not add! ) but I didn't argue and left a decent tip and got the heck out of there.
Not the worst experence but I will not go back. I have experenced much better action in Hong Kong and China. They have the best set up for this kind of fun!
Well just my two cents.
Cheers!
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I was in Vallarta on a cruise. Three ships were in port. Antorchas is across the street from the cruiseship port next to a hospital as described. I was actually able to see their sign from the ship. Walked there around 2:00 pm. There were about a dozen girls all 4's and below. Some truly hideous. About a dozen customers. Some Indonesian and Indian crewmen from the ships and a few passengers. Beers are 20 peso or two dollars.
The bar is an open covered patio so the girls are seen in shaded daylight. This is probably bad for business.
As soon as I sat down a burned out junkie type, "Kareli" sat next to me asking to be taken to the cuartos. She was 5'4", skinny with long black hair and many tattoos. When she smiled the wire clasps and yellowed plastic of her partial plate were visible around her decayed front teeth. She told me that no other chica bar was open during the day, Antorchas is open until 10pm and caters to the cruise ship customers. I was not interested in Kareli but it took about half an hour for her to give up interest in me.
I saw an attractive looking chica (about a 6. 5) sitting with an (Asian) Indian wearing engineers overalls. She was busty with (American) Indian features and long blonde hair wearing a long red dress. The engineer was hogging this one good puta so I set my sights on a girl sitting at the bar. Is miled at her and she came over. Her name was Veronica. She was 29 short with long hair and a nice smile. Good attitude. Wanted 80 plus 20 for the cuarto. I told her I could only pay 60. She agreed. We went outside and around to the cuarto.
There is a longish (200 yards) walk through weed-overgrown lots behind Antorchas to a small house. A lady there took my money for the room and gave us some linen. I told Veronica that I wanted anal she said that would be an extra $100. I said no way: $100 total. We finally agreed on $120. She took her clothes off and started with a covered chupa. Her body was soft with droopy C cups; I'd give a 4. 5 at most, below my usual standards except in emergencies. Attitude was about a 7. She got me ready and flipped over for some doggy style anal. I entered her ass with surprising ease. I'm in all the way to the base and she starts loud moaning and crying. I though this was part of the act but after about two minutes of pumping her ass she asks me to take it out. I told her I'll take it out when I'm done. After another minute she says she can't take it anymore and I give her a break. She cleans me with her mouth, finished with standard missionary.
As we walk back to the bar there's a guy coming down the trail with Kareli. He's red-faced drunk and looking hesitant. Kareli asks me to reassure him that there really is a cuarto at the end of the jungly trail and that he's not going to be robbed. The guy addresses me in English but I answer in Spanish telling him that the room is another 100 metres away.
No other chicas worth my attention so I went sightseeing.
The next day on the ship I see the red-faced guy from the trail in the Lido, eating lunch with his wife and baby daughter. Our eye met across the room and it was all I could do to keep from making the shame-shame gesture to him.
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[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Hola
I have a very long post do write up with lots of PICS
I used three girls from PV Playmates and Three Holes and I hit every Shit Hole ***** house to High end where we also sampled some goodies.
I have just landed back home Tonight, and will work up the reports offline in a word file and upload in the morning.
Please check back as I think it will be very, very helpful to anyone wanting up to the minute details and prices
O did I mention its 14 pesos to 1 US dollar down there right now: P whooo hoo
EX[/QUOTE]Hola Amigo,
I am very excited to read that report over the naughty things you have done in PV!!! When do you think that report is ready?
Best regards,
TSH
Sorry for the delay I had some ISP issues.
First let me say, I stayed at the Rosita Hotel which is located in the maelcon. It was close to all the local clubs, and I was told it was open to bringinging guests. Shit, There is a Nazi Manager who I mistook for a beached whale at first, who gave me a ton of shit when I broght up my first PV Playmate girl stephani. I had to end up paying 180 pesos to appease this woman. The second night when Dani from PV Plamated showed up. This woman gave me so much shit I went postal on her. I had a nice audience and after 20 minutes of letting her know what I thought of her gay ass policy, I won out with having to pay another 180 pesos for a " guest " pass. Pure Bull shit. Don't stay here.
First girl up was Stephani. 18, local PV girl. Super super sweet and gorgeous. I got her for 150 american for 2 hours. Please see attached pic below. She gave a great back rub, and had a wonderful tight pussy.
Second girl was Dani. She is a exotic looking 19 year old, who shot down on my pecker and started sucking the shit out of it before I even had a chance to tear open a condom. Her ass fit in the palm of one of my hands. Great, fucking lay. She was $ 200 for one hour.
I know some of you will flame me for paying these prices, but clean, young, full shaven pussy that is eager to please and not bite thier nails or ***** about the whatever was worth it to me.
I compare this to my three trips to The zona roja with three holes. We hit all four fun houses over two nights. Estravaganza had the most woman who didn't look drugged or brain dead. Rohilio, Urban Wildlifes driver took us the first night and negotiated 800 peso pussy at any of the clubs there. He had his phoen stolen, so maybe Urban can post his new number for us. He is a hell of a asset. USE HIM if you can. He charges 200 pesos an hour. Well worth a one night intro to the bithces and bouncers.
First night was a Sunday, and the creame of the crop was not there (cleaning out their snatches I'm sure) but we did go back on Monday and I hooked up with a great hot body girl from Guatalarja. She didn't smell like sweat or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] much like most of the girls there. We had sex in a shit hole smelling hotel next door for 800 pesos. I'll take the higher dollar PV playmate pussy in my room for 2 hours any day. Please send me a PM for the owners email and cell phone number. She is great and accomadating.
I am posting several pics, the first two are Stephani from PV Playmates. Second two are DAni PV Playmates. I'll post the others and a report from Tuesday over the weekend.
Cheers,
Ex
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Hi Exthalmus,
Great to her that this girls are worth their money! Next time when I get back to PV I make the investment in a nice PV Playmate girl too!
You should also make a visit to Hysteria! The girls are nice too and don´t smell. They ask you if they see that you are interested in sex to go with them to a room for a high price! Just tell them that you are interested in some action during daytime and they will give you there cell phone numbers and a great price too. Take them to a Motel called Dunas! I fucked a girl from Hysteria there twice and she was great. It only costed me 2500 Pesos for 3 hours of full sex action! For 2000 Pesos I could have her for 2 hours. She even went for a shower bevor the action! I had a Junior suite there. The price was about 430 Pesos. It had a nice jacuzzi too where we fucked. I took some pictures of the Motel and reported about it:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=771394&postcount=394[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=771484&postcount=396[/url]
Here is my report about Hysteria if you are interested in it.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=767054&postcount=380[/url]
I also went once to Platinos. Here is the report:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=767380&postcount=381[/url]
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]First let me say, I stayed at the Rosita Hotel which is located in the maelcon. It was close to all the local clubs, and I was told it was open to bringinging guests. Shit, There is a Nazi Manager who I mistook for a beached whale at first, who gave me a ton of shit when I broght up my first PV Playmate girl stephani. I had to end up paying 180 pesos to appease this woman. The second night when Dani from PV Plamated showed up. This woman gave me so much shit I went postal on her. I had a nice audience and after 20 minutes of letting her know what I thought of her gay ass policy, I won out with having to pay another 180 pesos for a " guest " pass. Pure Bull shit. Don't stay here.
Rogelio, Urban Wildlifes driver took us the first night (Zona Roja)and negotiated 800 peso pussy at any of the clubs there. He had his phone stolen, so maybe Urban can post his new number for us. He is a hell of a asset. USE HIM if you can. He charges 200 pesos an hour. Well worth a one night intro to the bithces and bouncers.
Cheers,
Ex[/QUOTE]It is my opinion that the Rosita Hotel sucks for a variety of reasons, such as it is really noisy because of its location, it is not real girl friendly, and the service is very poor to name a few of the reasons why I would never recommend anyone to stay there. The Rosita Hotel is always one of the cheaper hotels offered by the travel search engines, Expedia, Orbitz, Priceline, Cheap Tickets, e.t.c.
I have another property I would like to recommend to the board. The property is called Hotel Eloisa, and it is located on Los Muertos beach, in the area of another hotel I have previously recommended, Casa Dona Susana. Hotel Eloisa is very girl friendly and are actually suites with kitchenettes, and this property has promotional rates quite often of about $60.00 dollars a night, and almost all the travel sites I mentioned above offer it in air/hotel packages.
Thanks for being one of the first ones in quite some time to post a field report Exthalmus. My friend Rogelio told me he really enjoyed showing you and your friend around, and really appreciated your generousity.
It would be a cold day in hell I would pay the girls at PV Playmates that type of money. For example, you can go into Stravaganza, El y Ellas, or Conojitos, to name a few, and have the girl meet you after they get off of work, for $100. to $150.00 dollars, and they will spend the total night with you for that price, as I do it on a regular basis when I am in Puerto Vallarta. In addition, you can set up dates for a whole afternoon with these girls for the same price, depending on your negotiating skills. For those with limited spanish it would be very much to your benefit to use my friend Rogelio to show you around, as you will benefit greatly from it, as well as experience areas of Puerto Vallarta you would never see otherwise. The above places I mentioned always will have some quality girls dancing and working in them. Beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder, but none of the girls at PV Playmates standout to me, and I feel there are much more attractive girls working the clubs I named above.
I will be back in Puerto Vallarta for the weekend of December 19th through the 21st. I will be staying in one of the suites at the Hotel Eloisa on this visit.
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[quote=urbanwildlife]it is my opinion that the rosita hotel sucks for a variety of reasons, such as it is really noisy because of its location, it is not real girl friendly, and the service is very poor to name a few of the reasons why i would never recommend anyone to stay there. the rosita hotel is always one of the cheaper hotels offered by the travel search engines, expedia, orbitz, priceline, cheap tickets, e.t.c.
i have another property i would like to recommend to the board. the property is called hotel eloisa, and it is located on los muertos beach, in the area of another hotel i have previously recommended, casa dona susana. hotel eloisa is very girl friendly and are actually suites with kitchenettes, and this property has promotional rates quite often of about $60.00 dollars a night, and almost all the travel sites i mentioned above offer it in air/hotel packages.
thanks for being one of the first ones in quite some time to post a field report exthalmus. my friend rogelio told me he really enjoyed showing you and your friend around, and really appreciated your generousity. he has the same telephone number he previously had, so if you are dialing it from puerto vallarta you dial 044-322-168-4601.
it would be a cold day in hell i would pay the girls at pv playmates that type of money. for example, you can go into stravaganza, el y ellas, or conojitos, to name a few, and have the girl meet you after they get off of work, for $100. to $150.00 dollars, and they will spend the total night with you for that price, as i do it on a regular basis when i am in puerto vallarta. in addition, you can set up dates for a whole afternoon with these girls for the same price, depending on your negotiating skills. for those with limited spanish it would be very much to your benefit to use my friend rogelio to show you around, as you will benefit greatly from it, as well as experience areas of puerto vallarta you would never see otherwise. the above places i mentioned always will have some quality girls dancing and working in them. beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder, but none of the girls at pv playmates standout to me, and i feel there are much more attractive girls working the clubs i named above.
i will be back in puerto vallarta for the weekend of december 19th through the 21st. i will be staying in one of the suites at the hotel eloisa on this visit.
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ps; now that i do speak more spanish, it makes it that much more fun at a reasonable price when your on vacation, so you can afford to call back for another session with the money left over that you would have spent on pv playmates
Thanks for the report Discreta, did you try any massage places you were looking for?
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Originally Posted by Discreta
I am looking for the same kind of a massage, (for a woman and by a woman). My husband goes out and gets massages with happy endings back at home and I for one would enjoy such massages when vacationing in Vallarta.
No I do not want an escort service at $200 per hr., I would like to have a good massage with a friendly hand gesture for around $60.00 is that posible do you think? Please get back if anyone knows of such a place.
Thanks,
Discreta
[QUOTE=Pvfan]Why don't you try Damely when you're there, Ely is very cute. I don't know about the $60 cause Batmanda never said how much he paid.[/QUOTE]Hi. I am looking for a good massage with a GFE in PV. The girl should be good looking and not over 40 years of age. I need the information for a friend that will go soon to PV. He doesn´t mind to pay a bit more for a GFE. Can you please give me some more infos on Damely like where he can find that place and how old are there girls about.
Went to Hysteria last night with a few friends after hanging out downtown. Entry fee was $230 pesos which they agreed to waive because I was with locals. Drinks for the girls were $150 pesos as mentioned before. They quoted one of our group $2,500 pesos for thirty minutes upstairs and would not budge off that price. The club was filled with girls and customers but nobody seemed to be getting laid. One would think when the economy is tight you lower the price to generate more business but it seems with the slowdown comes higher prices at this place. Must be some new economic theory I am not aware of yet. We still had some fun but I was home early.
[QUOTE=Section11]Went to Hysteria last night with a few friends after hanging out downtown. Entry fee was $230 pesos which they agreed to waive because I was with locals. Drinks for the girls were $150 pesos as mentioned before. They quoted one of our group $2,500 pesos for thirty minutes upstairs and would not budge off that price. The club was filled with girls and customers but nobody seemed to be getting laid. One would think when the economy is tight you lower the price to generate more business but it seems with the slowdown comes higher prices at this place. Must be some new economic theory I am not aware of yet. We still had some fun but I was home early.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your report about Hysteria! I was there in summer (low season) maybe for that reason it was 200USD for 1 hour and 250 for 2 hours!? If you want to stick the end away in one of there girls just tell the girl that you are interested in it but only at daytime. They know that it is much better because 100% of the money is for themselves. In Hysteria they wont see shit of the money. For the 250 USD you can give her the fuck of the year for 3 hours long! :-)
I'm going to be coming to PVR for a week in March. Anyone up for a get togther? My schedule is open and can book any week. Please send me a tell or message.
Cheers,
Exthalmus
Stopped by Las Antorchas on Saturday late afternoon when no ships were in town. I was surpised by the quantity, if not the quality of the girls. There were probably10 there, on a night when I figured most would be home doing family/boyfriend stuff.
Maria, short and reasonably slender, came right over and described her massage and the accomodations in the back. She suggested 600 pesos. We agreed to 500. Room 120 extra. Beer 20.
She's got a couple of teenage kids and her face shows it. Her shape was square with nice small pert tits. Braces on the teeth. Her attitude was excellent: friendly, helpful, and willing to spend a whole hour, even after we finished FS. She likes to touch and hold hands. Speaks pretty good English.
She only rates a max 7 in looks but if you can't find any better, and normally you can't at this bar, definitely go for her. She's a good ambassador for the Mexican people.
Peso at 13+ to dollar. Inverse is about 75%. Therefore, $1, 300 pesos equals about $100 dollars.
Newspaper Seguridad Publica has a page of display ads for massage/escort. Many have promations at $500 to $800 pesos.
Called Romina's at 044 322 152 0844 (Note: I believe all cell numbers start with 044. Some of the ads omit these numbers.) Gina came in 45 minutes to room I rented on Calle Francisco Madero at$300 pesos. I asked for one & half hours for $1, 000 pesos. She asked for $200 more for taxi. I didn't agrue.
She is pretty. Here face is a little acne scarred. Great trim body. Average perky boobs. I gave her a massage which she seemed to enjoy. She was friendly but refused LK and Daty. I won't return because I would like a litte more involvement, but I don't regret the date.
I went to the zone last night and ended up at El Y Ella. Had a blast, spent time with two lovely ladies.
Karen is early twenties and has a beautiful bright smile. She has amazing nipples that respond to sucking, her pussy is tight and very tasty.
Her attitude and service make her a must see if you are in PV.
The second girl is Lola, a striking tall beautiful woman with long hair. She also has very responsive nipples and is great in the sack.
For a full evening of great fun including cabs and drinks and two women I only spent 300 pesos.
Had a great time there last night lots of drinks, lap dances and very hot sex up stairs. Two must see ladies are Karen and Lola both have super attitudes and are beautiful women. The whole evening of great sights, sounds and sex was only 3000 pesos...cab included.
The staff were great and did, I repeat did not try and short change or over charge. I was well looked after.
Its my new most favorite place to poon.
Hi Mexico Larry,
Although I don't specifically know the two ladies you mentioned, I completely agree with all your other comments. [QUOTE=Mexico Larry]Had a great time there last night lots of drinks, lap dances and very hot sex up stairs. Two must see ladies are Karen and Lola both have super attitudes and are beautiful women. The whole evening of great sights, sounds and sex was only 3000 pesos...cab included.
The staff were great and did, I repeat did not try and short change or over charge. I was well looked after.
Its my new most favorite place to poon.[/QUOTE]
I will be in Puerto Vallarta making my rounds on January 31st through February 1st. As anyone knows who reads this thread I have alot of fun, so if you want to have a drink send me a p.m.
Hey Mex Larry,
Thanks for the info. Did you take the girls to a room at the club or to a hotel? Some reports have implied the rooms at the lower end clubs are pretty bad.
Thanks
Hola,
The rooms were up stairs at the club. They are 3.5 star hotel room quality. Some of the girls live in the rooms. There is a maid service between customers so the rooms are fresh and very clean. On my way back to the action in the club I met the maid so I tipped her 10 pesos, she was very happy about that.
I will be here for one more week and plan of checking out the clubs in la Zona tonight and Friday then some of the massage services advertized in the local paper Meridiano. Several places are running specials for 500 to 800 pesos for one hour of out call service. Any intel on these would be greatly appreciated.
Looking for love in all the right places.
Mexico Larry
This is from December when I met up with Exthalmus and he has posted some detail, I’ll try not to double up.
The reason for the delay is I also went to Cuba (see my report there in Havana) then got stuck on family holiday.
I will endorse that it is worth while using Rogelio the taxi driver/guide he was a big help and got the prices down a little in Stravaganza.
We had 2 nights in the Zona, didn’t do much but drink and check it out first night but on the 2nd night took a girl to the gross rooms next door, 800 pesos for ½ hour. Can’t remember her name but she was hot willing little thing. There weren’t many good lookers there to choose from.
Missed out on one I would have liked who was outside in the carpark on her day off. She kept saying "you want fuck me? " and flashing an awesome looking camel toe.
We also visited Prestige, apparently the most expensive place in town. Paid 150 pesos door charge, can’t remember the drink prices, girls drinks extra, 10 minute over supervised lap dance 700 pesos and a 1 hour FS 3200 pesos. Ouch, decided not to pay that, had a couple drinks and left. They had some good looking girls though, definitely a few notches up from Zona.
I also had a night at Hysteria, again better looking girls than Zona. Door charge also 150 but the waiters and the guy organising girls were a big hustle.
Got a seat and a girl shoved next to me before I even got a drink. Said no to the first girl, a Russian, she just hustled too much, but next one they sent over was just right, very pretty Hispanic with a body to drool over, Alexa was her name I think. Decided to take her to a room next door for 2500 pesos 1 hour, too much I know but I was hooked. I paid the organiser and paid my bill of 720 and waited and waited for my change from 1000 peso bill. It didn’t come before Alexa and I got hustled out by the organiser.
We got shown into an even tackier room than the one at Zona and got hustled again for a tip by the organiser, smallest I had was 200 pesos.
The room had no hot water so the showers we had before and after were cold plus we had only 1 towel between the 2 of us.
While Alexa was willing enough and her CBJ was deliciously sloppy, plus she had a nice tight pussy, the whole experience wasn’t that stimulating.
Rosita Hotel started putting wrist bands on all guests too after Exthalmus had a few exciting words with the receptionist. It was a fun few days though.
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[QUOTE=Three Holes]what is the Maelcon?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.puertovallarta.net/interactive/webcam/index.php[/url]
The Puerto Vallarta Mexico WebCam on the roof of Hotel Rosita now roves around town automatically, at times it points at the beach in front of the famous Puerto Vallarta Malecón (called "boardwalk" by many, but it has no boards :-)), the main seaside strollway in town.
Stopped in for a quick cervasa about 5:00 today. There were 4 fuckable women still there. If business is slow a night some of the ladies are picking up extra exposure by working a few days there. The complete lack of any street action forces leaves this as a good option. I guess the down turn in the world economy is impacting all the service industries.
[QUOTE=Mexico Larry]Stopped in for a quick cervasa about 5:00 today. There were 4 fuckable women still there. If business is slow a night some of the ladies are picking up extra exposure by working a few days there. The complete lack of any street action forces leaves this as a good option. I guess the down turn in the world economy is impacting all the service industries.[/QUOTE]I agree with your points. I went there last evening and had a forgettable experience with Dora, the only slender one in the place. 26 years old, hard-looking face and a loud talkative personality, but reasonable English and interesting person to talk to (ask her about being locked up in the U.S. for trafficking). Unfortunately her stomach appeared to be sewn up inwards, which was a big visual turnoff. $400 (pesos) for FS + $20 for beer + $120 for room. The maid also expected a tip.
Before running over to this place, take stock of what you can tolerate in your quest for cheap pussy. Here are some things that turned me off: lots of second-hand smoke, dirty tablecloths, cracked cement floor, smelly men's room, small selection of beer, VERY LOUD jukebox music, unattractive overweight women, unlit dog-filled trash-filled walkway back to the hotel, very plain bedroom.
Other than the daytime availability mentioned by Mexico Larry, I find little incentive to return to Las Antorchas.
Hey All,
I'll be staying in Puerto Vallarta at Urban Wildlifes suggested hotel Elosia. Would love some company as I had a great time with Three holes in November. Please post here or send me a email so we can put a Party together.
Exthalmus
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Hey All,
I'll be staying in Puerto Vallarta at Urban Wildlifes suggested hotel Elosia. Would love some company as I had a great time with Three holes in November. Please post here or send me a email so we can put a Party together.
Exthalmus[/QUOTE]If this interests you I suggest you book now! You can book a flight/hotel package really cheap right now using [url]www.expedia.com[/url] for that weekend. I am hoping to be there to help create the party with Exthalmus, arriving on Friday, March 27th, but I am having trouble booking a flight that has reasonable flying times. I hope many will try to make it, as we can call it the "Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring party 2009! Exthalmus will be arriving on Thursday, March 26th, according to his p.m
I will also be in Puerto Vallata, as I noted in an earlier post this Friday through Sunday, and will be checking out the Hotel Eloisa first hand. Then it will be off to Colombia the following weekend. I posted some pics of my last couple of visits in the Colombia photo gallery for those that are interested.
I am confirmed and booked at Hotel Elosia with their largest suite. Friday and Saturday night will be one Hell of a Party. I do have a back up room booked at a nearby hotel in case we get kicked out lol.
We can use my Suite for the Party. I know Urban Wildlife and his cool driver/guide Rohlio should be there, but we would like to get a few more people to come have fun with the local chicas of PVR with us.
Please email or post here if you are trying/planning on coming.
Exthalmus
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]I will be in Puerto Vallarta making my rounds on January 31st through February 1st. As anyone knows who reads this thread I have alot of fun, so if you want to have a drink send me a p.m.[/QUOTE]I didn't know it takes 24 hours to upgrade membership. Unfortunately will be leaving in the morning. Was looking forward to possibly hanging out with Urban Wildlife since he knows the lay of the land so well. I ran into a taxi driver (Leo) last night going to Las Carmalitas restaurant. I wish my friends had told me it was going to be so remote. It has a really nice view, I guess locals take chicas there to make out/fuck. Be prepared to pay a 100 peso deposit to the parking guys if you ever go. Anyways, Leo says he knows of a SP from one of the higher end bars that works days. He told me to call after 3pm. He speaks fluent english and is really cool, I'm calling him here shortly. I will post his phone number later if he's cool with it. Debating on whether or not to just go to El y Ella later tonight instead. I need to hit the bank and get a few things from the OXXO store. Will log on a little bit later.
I arrived in Puerto Vallarta a few hours ago and went from the airport to checkout the scene at Las Antorches because I am really in the mood to party. There were 3 girls working, and for the first time that I have been in the place I found someone attractive I wanted to fuck. Her name was Patricia. She is 24 and I had a few beers with my taxi driver friend who picked me up at the airport, Rogelio, and then I proceeded to take Patricia back to the rooms in the building several hundred feet from the actual bar. I gave her 500 pesos, and 120 pesos for the room. I really had fun with her. For those that are nipple lovers, she has those very long ones which is a real turn on to me. She told me she has been working there for 2 months. The other two girls who were there were FAT AND UGLY with one of them weighing over 200 pounds.
I would suggest anyone going to Las Antorches checkout Patricia. Tonight I am on my tour of bars with Rogelio and I know it is going to be not a good time but a great one!. I stopped by the restaurant called El Torito and met the hostess in the door way who is possibly the most beautiful chica I have ever scene in Puerto Vallarta. Her beauty alone is worth checking out. Her name is Ruby. I plan on going back there later to see if I can somehow talk my way into seeing her at some point this weekend. The problem is the waiters there all know me and are all cock blockers!
Anyone around who wants to join in my party send me a p.m.
Pelodiscus called me and joined my taxi driver friend, Rogilio, and I for a night of fun. I hope he posts a report. It was his first time really venturing out in Puerto Vallarta and I think I gave him an experience to remember. We hit several cantinas such as Mar y Tierra, then went out to Las Alazenas, Conojitos, and then I hooked us up with a group of girls to go to Motel Dunas for a sexfest, arriving back to my hotel at 11 this morning. Everywhere we went last night had some quality girls I was able to befriend, including the waitresses in the cantinas. I do not want to post to much as it will be nice to read a post by a newbee, (Pelodiscus) and read about his thoughts and experiences.
Tonight I will be back on my same tour which also should also be a good time, since again I will have a couple of guys who are new to Puerto Vallarta to show around. One of them told me he spent $600.00 dollars partying last night in a stripclub called Aqua, and his experience was not that great. He told me a ladies drink alone in there was $25.00 dollars!!!!!!! (270 pesos) Another guy who contacted me told me he had a girl from PV Playmates and paid her $300.00 dollars, and she wss not even that hot, that her pic was much more attractive. This is fucking insane!.
One last thing before I go to the beach. I had a big problem at checkin at the Hotel Eloisa. They overbooked there rooms, and tried putting me in a regular room that was below par for my standards with no view. I had booked and paid for a suite through Expedia. I contacted Expedia, and they ended up giving me a $200.00 dolllar credit voucher, as well as a complete refund of my money for the hotel. I ended up going and staying at a hotel about 4 blocks from the beach called Hotel San Carlos. I posted about this place previously. The rooms are actually suites with kitchenettes, and they are equipped with air conditioning. The cost is $60.00 dollars a night, and again I highly recommend this place.
For anyone who intends to stay at Hotel Eloisa, I would confirm 24 hours before your arrival with the hotel, or through the company you made your booking through, that they have your type of booking reserved. I would only book a suite through them. I will add that the suites do have nice views and are nice. I am also going to share my bad experience with them on the hotel reviews on Expedia and travel advisor.
Alright, it is time to go to the beach and sleep my hangover off in the sun, so I can be in good shape for another night of fun! ;)
Saturday night Rogilio, another friend of mine, and myself, started out the night at a place that is now called Calypso, which is the former bar Clandestanos (not sure of the spelling of it) but it is located on Honduras street a couple doors off from the beach. Beer is only 15 pesos, and the bartender and waitress are super beautiful!. We were met later on by 2 new members from the board who got in touch with me and who were from Boston. This is a decent place, and I hope anyone who goes to Puerto Vallarta will go and checkout the place, since it is a new place they will need all the business they can get, as tourism is way down in Puerto Vallarta, and tourism drives there whole economy.
From there we went on a bar tour of Mexican cantinas which was alot of fun. I was able to meet some really fun waitresses, get some phone numbers for future use e.c.t. Eventually, as is always the case when I am out partying, we made it out to Las Alazenas and Stravaganza. Like friday night, there were some quality girls available in both places, especially in Stravaganza. We all ended up getting girls in both of these places, costing us 500 pesos in Las Alazenas and I believe it was 120 pesos for the room. We ended up making arrangements for 5 girls from Stravaganza to join us at Motel Dunas at 4am. We paid 1500 pesos to each of the girls, with one of the girls being a hostess in the bar, and then we tipped the guy in charge of the girls, who I know quite well 750 pesos for letting the girls leave earlier than closing. The girls were exceptionally beautiful and alot of fun. While in Stavagana we ordered buckets of beer and I bought a bottle of tequila called Traditional, which is my favorite tequila. We partied in Stravagaza for quite awhile with the girls enjoying shots of tequila with us. For a group of people this is the way to go, as it is much cheaper in the long run. One thing I do want to mention to you all about the waiter we had in Stravaganza. He tried to keep bringing drinks for the girls without us ordering them. He tried to do this on several occasions, and I had to tell him I did not order them and was not paying for them. Keep this in mind if you go to this place.
With the girls set up for later, we went out to El y Ellas and Conojitos, which was also alot of fun. I think Stravaganza had more quality girls than either of these places. As was the case in Stravaganza we got a table, ordered buckets of beer, and had some girls join us. We ended up leaving Conojitos at approximately 3am to go back to Stravaganza for the girls. At 4 o'clock we then left to go to the sex motel Dunas. Previous to leaving for Dunas, I went and bought some beer and a bottle of rum from my friend who is the manager in Las Alazenas. We get to Dunas, pay for the room, and then fill up the jacuzzi, turn on the porn channels on the television, and the rest is history. It was an orgy type of party that turned out to be one of the best times I have had in a very long time! It was one of those times where the chemistry was just perfect. We ended up leaving Dunas at 10 in the morning.
I do have some pics to post, but I am not sure I want to after what just happened to me with the pics I posted on the Colombia photo gallery thread.
Some guy actually printed my pics off of that thread, and then walked into the place the girls work at with the pics in his hand, asking for the girls by name, which he got from my post. One of the girls as you might expect was very upset with me for posting the pics on the internet, and not only did it cost me my friendship with her, but it has caused me big problems with several of the other girls who also work in the place.
Here is the address to the hotel I stayed at and recommended in my below post. Hotel San Carlos, it is on the street called Constituion #210, which is approximately one block to the Rizal supermarket. Here is the telephone number and email contact information. Dialing from the U.S you would dial 011-52-322-222-5484 or 011-52-322-222-6230. [email]henry6008pv@yahoo.com.mx[/email] or es.geocities.com/henry6008pv./SANCARLOS.htm
I am off to Colombia this week, and then I will be in leaving on February 11th for a 4 week stay in Thailand. I am hoping to make it back to Puerto Vallarta on March 27th, if I can find some decent flight times.
I hope the new guys I showed around this weekend will post about there experiences!
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Just posting a comment, because I am really disappointed with some members of the board here, especially on this thread. This past weekend I went really out of my way to make sure some new visitors to Puerto Vallarta not only had a good time but a great time, including buying them girls, drinks, paying for there transportation, paying for the suite in the sex motel so they could experience what an orgy was all about, as well as being a guide to them. I am referring to Pelodiscus and the couple of guys who were from Boston, but sent me p.m's for information.
The only compensation I asked of them is to post a report of there experiences, good and bad, so other members of the forum could learn from there experiences. Peolodiscus left Puerto Vallarta on Saturday morning, and the guys from Boston on Sunday afternoon, but no reports have been posted. This is the kind of shit that pisses me off and makes me not want to share my information, or spend my time and money giving others the opportunity to have a vacation free of hassles and stress, but filled with good memories and experiences. So many of you want information from the board, but refuse to give anything back, so fuck ya, and in the future you can fend for yourselves.
I lived in Puerto Vallarta for about half a year. Just some general thoughts on the scene. May or may not be useful to you, depending on your tastes.
I was there during the summer and high season.- June through the end of January.
Elle at Damely Massage is still there, and for 700 or 800 pesos will give you a first rate massage and a nice handjob. There's a massage parlor right across the street from the Hotel Buenaventura.- I only went there once, and the girl wanted 900 pesos, which I paid.- but she gave me a good massage and a sincere two-handed completion.
I didn't spend much time in the strip clubs.- not a big fan of them. The top end clubs are no cheaper than American clubs. I did go to Conejitas and El y Ella.- both of them were fairly high pressure. I did pick out one girl, about a 6.- pretty face, slightly big butt, otherwise average.- at El y Ella. Paid her $1500 pesos, about $120 dollars at the current exchange rate, and $100 pesos for the guy who translated for me. Don't remember the girl's name, but she gave me an enthusiastic BBJ, took me doggy style.- wouldn't let me put my cock in her ass, but licked my fingers clean after I slid them up her butt. She licked my balls while I jerked off on her tits.- an OK experience, nothing to brag about.
Had one very good night with a girl I picked up in a bar in Zona Romantica.- she was a freak. Pretty girl, maybe 22, tight all over. I took her back to her place, smacked her butt a few times on our way up the stairs to her room.- she seemed to like it, so when we got inside I took my belt off and pushed her up against the wall while I warmed her ass up with the belt. She didn't say anything about it but moaned the whole time. It was late and I hadn't showered in 20 hours, so I took her in the shower and washed us both up, taking time out to spank her on and off. Neither of us had a condom, so I ended up not fucking her, but I fingered her to an orgasm and she sucked me until I came in her mouth. She got up and spat it out.- after we were done I asked her how much she wanted and she said 500 pesos.- hard to argue with that.
Right when I got to PV I got a blow job in my car from a girl I picked up hanging out near the Costco.- pretty sure she was an amateur, and maybe a little too young.- I didn't ask. I offered her 500 pesos to suck my cock, and she was hesitant at first, but she was extremely pretty so I upped it another 200 pesos.- for 700 pesos she sucked me, doing a fairly lousy job, until I came in her mouth. She gagged a little bit and got my pants wet, which wasn't great, but seriously, she might have been the prettiest girl I saw in PV in six months. I stroked her butt while she sucked me, pulled her pants down enough to slap very lightly at her ass and ****, which she seemed to like. I asked for her phone number, but she wouldn't give it to me.- or couldn't, not having one.- I'd have bough her a damn phone to stay in touch, but no luck. It would have been nice spending a few months teaching her things. I never saw her or anyone else walking that street corner again, the rest of my time in PV, and trust me, I cruised it repeatedly.
I got a lousy blow job from a girl I didn't feel like fucking at Antorchas. Didn't go back.
The best value in PV were the Mexican *****houses in Zona Rosa. There are two girls whose names I remember.- Ariel, from Stravaganza, and Salome, at Las Alezenas. Ariel was the prettiest working girl I saw in PV.- 8 approaching 9. One night I was pretty tired, paid $700 pesos for her and got an indifferent experience. She sucked, she fucked, didn't like having her ass touched, didn't like having it smacked, etc. Wouldn't bother again, pretty as she was. Didn't come. I walked across the way and spotted Salome at Las Alezenas.- blonde, about 25, fairly tight, fairly pretty. A 7, and a living example of how attitude matters. I bought her a beer ($40 pesos at Alezenas, vs. $100 at Stravaganza) and she said she wanted $600 pesos. I said I wanted anal, because her ass was gorgeous and tight.- she said no. I upped the offer to $800 pesos, she said no, I got up to leave, she changed her mind. We walked back behind the bar, paid the $800 to a guy sitting at a table, and went to her room (which she lived in.)
She got naked and lit up a pipe, took a couple of hits of weed. Offered to me, I took one hit.- when I get too stoned, I come too fast, I got my pants off, and she immediately went to work, giving me one of the best blowjobs I ever had. I leaned back on her bed while she knelt between my legs and started sucking. She licked my balls, licked my asshole, licked up and down the length of my cock, got my cock in her mouth and pushed down on it.- I'm not that wide by I'm long, about 8", and most girls get 5-6 inches down on it and gag. So did she.- but after gagging she swallowed and my cock went down her throat. That's a rare sensation for me, mouth all the way down around the base of my cock. She rubbed my balls while sucking, stuck the tip of her finger up my ass while deep throating me, and got me in about 10 minutes to where I was ready to come. She must have tasted the precome because she got frantic bouncing up and down on my cock.- I had to grab her by the hair to haul her off my cock. Plainly she wanted me to come in her mouth instead of fucking her ass. When her mouth came off my cock she pleaded, "no, no, no me culo".- not in my ass, despite my having paid for it. I turned her over on the bed anyway, got the condom on and looked around the room for the lube.- she didn't have any. I asked her if she had lubricant (same word in Spanish, pretty much, lubricante). And she shook her head no. I figure it's even money she did have lube, wanted me to take pity on her.- but the head shake annoyed me. I spat on her asshole and pushed my fingers into it, took them out and made her lick them, pushed them back in again to loosen her up a little more and got my cock up against the ring of her anus and pushed.
By at least a bit it was the tightest ass I've ever had my cock in. She shrieked and pleaded to the point where I wondered if security was going to come around, but I kept pushing and finally got the tip of my cock in, Salome howling the whole time. After I got all the way in, I let it rest to let her adjust to it, and then started pumping her. She didn't really want it that rough at first, but she liked it after we got started. She started moaning instead of howling, slamming her butt back to meet my cock, and calling me "papi. " I spanked her hard while fucking her, and after she started moving against me I came pretty quick, and she started fingering herself with my cock still in her, shuddering and squealing. If it was an acting job, it was a superb one, but I don't think it was acting, I think she really came. Her ass was bright red when we got done.
I left Puerto Vallarta the next day, on my way to Guadalajara. It's a five hour drive, but I might head back some weekend and see if I can find Salome again. I paid her $60 at current exchange rates – that's as good as it gets.
I'll post about Guadalajara once I've had a couple months here. So far I've only been to one estetica, Valentino's – very average experience, 700 pesos, or about 50 dollars at the current exchange. 30Ish girl, Fernanda, with droopy tits. Decent massage, nice smile, good attitude, didn't work at it that hard. More on the Guadalajara forum later.
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I’Ve been dead broke for a while now, and finally had enough money to go on another mongering trip to PV. I just got back last night, so it looks like unfortunately I just missed urbanwildlife, however fortunately missed what appears to be those dead-beats that were tagging along after him. There’s nothing more annoying than to hear that there were new mongers who were helped out after asking for info, and then refused to post an article to help anyone else out. By any means, on with my trip report. This time I stayed with a friend who recently moved to Vallarta. Normally, I prefer to monger alone, but I knew this would be exciting, in that he was my original mentor on the Latin American Mongering scene.
Of course, the first place that we had gone when he picked me up from the airport was Antorchas. Of the two chicas that were there, one was a woman that I had banged about 7 years ago in El Tren, about 6 years ago in El Y Ella, 5 years ago in Stravaganza, and then about 3 years ago in Alazenas. Since I was a happy customer each time, I decided to do it again. I paid 600 pesos (including the room behind the dirt trail) for yet another wild experience. When we came back, my friend was bored, so we left.
Later on that night, we went to La Zona. We had plans on going to each place (except the gay bar of course), but never made it out of Alazenas. For anyone wondering, Alazenas always has been, still is, and always will be the best place in La Zona. It is always jam packed with chicas, and is by far the most inexpensive one of all. We were there for roughly 5 hours, in which time each of us had done 4 women. Each time the price was between 500-600 pesos. By the way, some good advice while negotiating your price up front is to say that your price includes everything (room, tip, etc). This will avoid any later confusion.
The next day is when things really began to get interesting, and why I knew that I was in good hands. My friend used to own several strip joints throughout the Country of Mexico, and really knows how things work. He knew several women throughout the city that appeared to be for hire at just about any time. This was first apparent when we went to a small souvenir shop downtown, and the clerk that he knew blew him in the storage closet for 150 pesos. We then went to a house in a town called Coapinole, where I banged a girl for 300 pesos. I couldn’t believe this was happening! Throughout the next couple of days this sort of activity happened all the time. We went to the towns of Mojoneras, La Floresta, and Pitillal. Unfortunately, I had to promise not to give out any contact information, in that most of the girls now have "regular jobs".
In the evening on my 3rd night we had gone to both Conejitas and El y Ella. Although I really like El y Ella, it seemed kind of boring and pricy after what had gone on the past couple of afternoons. My friend bought a girl in each place, and I just ended up purchasing one in El y Ella. I lost that negotiation, in that I was talked into 900 pesos. For all I know, that’s the going price there now, but I always have kind of a bad taste in my mouth any time I pay that much. Oh well, the sex was o. K. I guess. The next day was my last day, so my friend called through his list until he found 2 girls that were available for most of the day. They each only charged 500 pesos, and were at the house for several hours. The one that I was with said she had worked at Rolex, Alamo, and Stravaganza years ago, and had seen me at each place. Both of the girls started using cocaine, which I was mildly uncomfortable with, but figured I shouldn’t ***** since it wasn’t my house. Although the sex was good, the constant talking of the girls reminded me why I prefer the "hit and run" style of mongering that is offered at the brothels.
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Hey Urban, I don't know if you remember me but you provided some very useful information on the Hotel Dona Susana and I had a pleasant stay there last June (2008). I know I and many other appreciate your posts on the Coumbia and PVR forums and hope you won't leave. I hope to catch you down there on one of your trips in the future. Its non my rule or the formum's rule that good deeds go unapreciated, but it is Life's Rule. This kind of endeavor makes for fast quick friends and thats what you get.
Skug37 I think you should try to lure Urban Wildlife back to the board and set up a "Monger Palooza" event in Puerto Vallarta and the surrounding areas for summer slow season; well. Thats when I'm planning my next trip down there.
Thanks for your report once again Skug37!. I really hope to meet you on one of my trips to Vallarta in the very near future. I am going to try hard to get a reasonably priced direct flight for the March 27th weekend. Member Exthalmus is trying to get a group together to party with during this time period, so it should be alot of fun. Partying in a group is the way to go in Puerto Vallarta as the girls will give you much more attention, and it creates a party atmosphere that you normally will not find in Puerto Vallarta. I hope both you and Bhodi consider trying to be there as well at this time. Skug37, you should really pay Jackson his $20.00 dollars so you can send and recieve personal messages. It is money well spent, and you get to view the pics as well.
By the way Bhodi, I really enjoyed reading your report. Thanks for sharing!
Palamides, thank you for your kind words, and of course I remember you!. When you book your next vacation dates, just let me know where you are going and when, and if I am not booked to somewhere else, I would be happy to meet up with you. I know we would have a super good time, enjoying cervezas, good conversation, and of course the girls!. Would love for you to experience my home away from home in Cartagena, Colombia. You should really consider a trip to here, so you can experience the passion and heart of a Colombiana, as no other nationality in the world can match there passion for love and sex. Also consider meeting me in Guayaquil, Ecuador, or in Venezuela the end of June, and the first part of July. It is very economical, and the chicas are similar to the Colombianas. It is time for me to find a new destination as Colombia is now overcome with gringos, Europeans, Italians, and mongers who use to go to Costa Rica, but are now finding there destination of choice to be Colombia. Then you have groups of guys from New York, who use to go to Brazil, and the Dominican Republic, but now have found there way to Cartagena, where you will find them wearing saggy pants, the big gold chains, and yelling at every girl that walks down the street. Lastly, this whole influx has made the prices excalate dramatically. All the reasons I use to love Colombia so much no longer exist, so that is why I am looking at a new area to permanently make my temporary home, and that is why I am going to checkout Ecuador and Venezuela.
Dear members, I've just discovered this site and have been reading this forum with great interest. I am new to this forum, but have been enjoying this hobby for a long time. Many thanks to those who have contributed valuable information to the forum. I am planning a trip down to Puerto Vallarta at the end of April. I am hoping to have a really great time and will bring back my experience to share with the forum. However, based on recent news regarding drug cartel violence, I am a little bit concerned about safety down in Mexico. I know that the problems are more concentrated around the US border, but wondering if anyone has heard about problems down in PV.
Also, since I plan to go there alone, this will make me even more nervous. So I would greatly appreciate if anyone can tell me about the safety there. And if anyone is interested in going down there and meet as a group, this would be EXCELLENT. I'm considering $20 member contribution to Jackson to receive private messages if I get any feedbacks to this posting.
Thanks All,
Happy Hunting
Puerto Vallarta is as SAVE as save can be! You have a police presence everywhere, so no need to worry my friend, just enjoy Puerto Vallarta, and use the information and contacts that have been posted on this forum to make your trip a memorable one. If you have any questions I can answer, send me a p.m. It will be very benefical to you to pay Jackson his $20.00 dollars. Do not be a cheap charlie. We all will be looking forward to you sharing your experiences with us, allowing other new visitors to Puerto Vallarta an opportunity to learn from your experiences.
Welcome to the forum!
Hi,
I'll be in PVR two weeks from 2day. I'll report back on the women, how cheap they are going for with the shitty world economy, and of coarse the safety. I live in El Paso and Juarez our sister city is a fuckign joke - But my friends in PVR and as Urban said, so far, so good - no Violence ( drug cartel related )
I would still like a couple members to join me down there if anyone is looking for a last minute trip.
Exthalmus
[QUOTE=Bonobo Pan]Dear members, I've just discovered this site and have been reading this forum with great interest. I am new to this forum, but have been enjoying this hobby for a long time. Many thanks to those who have contributed valuable information to the forum. I am planning a trip down to Puerto Vallarta at the end of April. I am hoping to have a really great time and will bring back my experience to share with the forum. However, based on recent news regarding drug cartel violence, I am a little bit concerned about safety down in Mexico. I know that the problems are more concentrated around the US border, but wondering if anyone has heard about problems down in PV.
Also, since I plan to go there alone, this will make me even more nervous. So I would greatly appreciate if anyone can tell me about the safety there. And if anyone is interested in going down there and meet as a group, this would be EXCELLENT. I'm considering $20 member contribution to Jackson to receive private messages if I get any feedbacks to this posting.
Thanks All,
Happy Hunting[/QUOTE]
I found some very nicely priced air/hotel packages for April on [url]www.expedia.com[/url] for those that are interested. I have never saw the San Marino Plaza hotel in packages so cheap. This is a great property to stay at in a super good location. I will be staying at this property on my next visit.
I had tentative plans to meet up with Exthalmus for the weekend of March 27th, but will be having surgery this Monday, so I will not be able to make it back to Puerto Vallarta until Friday, April 3rd, where I again will create a "fun party weekend" for those that are interested. (See my previous posts for details on how I party) I am hoping Exthalmus can change his dates to coincide with mine. I also sent a p.m. out to Palamides with an invitation.
For those readers on this forum considering making a trip to Colombia, I have plans to return to Cartagena on April 16th. I am renting a boat, and will be putting on a boat party filled with beautiful Colombiana girls, who I consider to be the most beautiful and passionate women in the world. (See the photo gallery on the Colombia board). This boat party is for the daytime hours, and will take us to various islands for snorkling, beach fun, e.c.t. The entire weekend will be a fantasy weekend for anyone who has never experienced a Colombiana, and has never partied with Urbanwildlife, because I do things in a first class manner, or I do not do them at all. For more details send me a p.m. Whenever I am out enjoying the beautiful women in the world, I have alot of fun, as evidenced by the post made my respected senior member Fifty/Fifty (486 posts) after last months visit to Thailand, where I met up with Fifty Fifty in the beautiful beach city of Phuket.
[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]In fact the highlight of our visit was meeting up with fellow monger 'UrbanWildlife' and going out hunting the Wildlife with him.
Cheers, FF[/QUOTE]
Allright fellow mongers. You guys are great! And this is the reason why I just donated to WSG Charities for a yearly subscription of $19.95. Although I have to wait for 24 hrs before it gets activated, I am sure it is the money well spent!!
My time is secured for travelling to PVR April 26 to May 1st and I have been checking around for deals. UrbanWildLife is right that there are great deals right now. There is a great deal at Westin Resort & Spa Puerto Vallarta
for flight from north east US to PVR for 5 nights for $778 (saving of $534). It is rated to be a 4 stars hotel. However, it seems to be located at the north and I believe most of the actions are happening in the south. Not sure if these kind of hotel are girls friendly or they would bar them from going up the room with me. I found a good site giving good info about PV : [url]http://vallarta-info.com/puerto-vallarta-prices.html[/url]. You guys never been there should check that out. There is an interactive map of PV. There a link to adults entertainment [url]http://vallartainfo.com/adult.html[/url]. Very good general guide, but their link to outcall girls suggests some very expensive services. But they look great.
Can't wait for my premium service to get activated but most of all can't wait to be in PV!! Again anyone wants to hang out together there, just le me know.
Cheers!
Before booking any hotel Bonobo Pan, I highly suggest you contact me for hotel information. The reason being:
1). Location: you do not want to get a hotel located in the northern part of Puerto Vallarta. A half an hour past the airport is an area called Nuevo Vallarta. All this area is is a bunch of hotel and timeshare condos. It is a good 45 minute ride to the city of Puerto Vallarta without traffic, and anyone who is a regular visitor to Puerto Vallarta knows traffic is a bit-h, especially on the road to and from the airport. All your travel search engines such as Expedia, Orbitz, Travelocity, Booking Buddy, e.c.t. show there hotels as Puerto Vallarta, but this includes the area of Nuevo Vallarta.
2). Many of the hotels are not guest friendly. Infact, many of the hotels will not even allow a taxi driver to come to your room.
3). Many of these hotels are all inclusive, which ultimately means no guests.
4). Depending on the time of year, and what your needs are, you can find a condo on Craigslist much cheaper than the cost of a hotel room, and you get all the amenities of home, and have no worries about if you can bring guests back to your living quarters. In the past year, I have rented several nice condos in the Los Muertos Beach area, and in Zona romantica for friends, as well as myself, for as little as $55.00 dollars a night, and these were beautiful units. Again, if this is something you are interested in, feel free to contact me and I will help you secure a good property.
5). Generally speaking, vacation packages consisting of air and hotel are the cheapest way to go, but for someone who might be traveling by car or bus, or someone using a comp airline ticket, the condo route might be the way to go. The same goes if you plan on being in Puerto Vallarta for over a weeks stay.
6). As I have posted before, I have stayed at the following properties, which are locally owned, so they do not make the travel search engines, but I would recommend as economical places to stay:
*****A). Hotel San Carlos, it is on the street called Constituion #210, which is approximately one block to the Rizal supermarket, and only 3 blocks to the Los Muertos Beach, which is one of the most popular beaches for locals in Puerto Vallarta. The rooms here are actually suites with kitchenettes, cable tv, and air conditioning. The suites are actually quite large. It also has a pool area, and the neighborhood is safe. The suites cost about $50. to $60.00 dollars a night, and of course it is guest friendly. This is a bustling area so you can find many shops, restaurants, street stands e.c.t. Here is the telephone number and email contact information. Dialing from the United States you would dial 011-52-322-222-5484 or 011-52-322-222-6230. [email]henry6008pv@yahoo.com.mx[/email] or
es.geocities.com/henry6008pv/SANCARLOS.htm
*****B). Azteca Hotel, Madero 473 is the street. This is about 3 or 4 blocks from the Hotel San Carlos, and 6 blocks from the beach. One block from this hotel you can find some prostitutes hanging out in front of a hotel called Erendia. They are usually there about 5 or 6 in the evening, to about 8 or 9pm. Room rates are about $25. to $30.00 dollars a night, but there is no air conditioning, only ceiling fans, but because of its location, the rooms are kept cool. I am attaching a link from travel advisor so you can read the reviews of this place. It also guest friendly.
[url]http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g150793-d152359-Reviews-Azteca_Hotel-Puerto_Vallarta_Pacific_Coast.html[/url]
*****C). Hotel Posada Roger, Basilio Badillo 237 is the street it is on. This place is in a super location, only 2 blocks from the beach, and about 2 blocks from the San Carlos Hotel. It is guest friendly. Connected to it is one of the best breakfast restarants in all of Puerto Vallarta, Freddys Tucan. Room rates are about $50. to $60.00 dollars a night, and the rooms are equipped with cable tv and air conditioning. It also has a pool area. In this particular area of the city you will also find bars offering Corona and Pacifico beer for 15 pesos, which is about $1.00 dollar a bottle at the current exchange rate of 15 pesos to the U.S dollar. Again, I will post a link to the Travel Advisor for you to read the reviews.
[url]http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g150793-d152376-Reviews-Posada_Roger-Puerto_Vallarta_Pacific_Coast.html[/url]
Hotels I would recommend that are offered on the travel search engines such as Expedia, Orbitz, Travelocity and Booking Buddy, with the exception of Hotel Eloisa, which I had previously recommended:
Casa Dona Susana: Super good location, approximately a half a block at the most from the beach. I have stayed here on a couple of occasions, and found it always to be girl friendly, but the last time I stayed there, the front desk clerk gave me somewhat of a hard time. My suggestion is to just slip the security guard 100 pesos and you will have no problems.
Hotel Eloisa: I was recommend to this hotel, but my experience was not a good one, as I had booked the european suite, and when I tried to check in, they tried to put me in a dump of a room. I refused to accept the room, and called Expedia, whom I had booked it through. Expedia refunded me my total amount, and gave me a coupon for $100.00 off on a future booking.
Hotel San Marino Plaza, this is a girl friendly hotel that sits right on the beach, and is just a fabulous property. For my April 3rd trip to Puerto Vallarta I booked this property in a air/hotel package on Expedia, getting this hotel for $65.00 dollars a night. Super value, as I do not think you can find a better property for this amount of money. Posted below is the travel advisor reviews.
[url]http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g150793-d152385-Reviews-San_Marino_Hotel-Puerto_Vallarta_Pacific_Coast.html[/url]
****A couple of years ago I stayed at Hotel Rosita, but I am told it is no longer girl friendly. I will try to confirm this on my next visit.
****Another hotel I will checkout before giving it a review on here is the El Pescador. I am familiar with this property but will stop in to find out if it is guest friendly.
In closing, you will find that most of your 3, 4, and 5 star hotels are not guest friendly. I highly suggest you check with your booking agent regarding this, if you expect to have visitors to your room. In years past, I have always booked a hotel room for two people, which eliminated any problems with bringing a guest up to your room, but times are changing, and now many hotels throughout the world, will now make you sign your guest in at the front desk, and that will be the only guest THROUGHOUT your stay who will be able to go to your room. Once she leaves, you are out of luck, as far as having another guest visit you, or stay with you. Again, clear this up at your time of booking.
If I can be of help to you in anyway, in securing a property, or in helping you enjoy a hassle free vacation, send me a p.m, but only if you are willing to contribute back to the forum, so other future travelers to Puerto Vallarta can learn from your experiences.
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Guys trip. We're all in our 40's. We will definitely link up with Jackson. I'm also hoping there will be other board members down there at the same time. We'll have a fun group. I'm using a timeshare week and could stay at Buganvilias, Canto del Sol, or Mayan Palace, all in PV. Any thoughts on those places would be appreciated.
[QUOTE=Rohjay]Guys trip. We're all in our 40's. We will definitely link up with Jackson. I'm also hoping there will be other board members down there at the same time. We'll have a fun group. I'm using a timeshare week and could stay at Buganvilias, Canto del Sol, or Mayan Palace, all in PV. Any thoughts on those places would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Of those 3 properties I would select the Sheraton Buganvilias, as it is the best location of the 3, even though the Mayan Palace is probably the premier property in all of the Puerto Vallarta, but it is located quite a good distance away from all the action.
NOTE: People, remember Puerto Vallarta is far from a mongering destination. Furthermore, there is very little nightlife to be had, other than Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, and this is in the high tourist season, which runs from December through part of April. It is strictly a winter tourist destination for Americans and Canadians. The place really becomes a morgue once the high tourist season is over. You will also find the beaches empty. If you are planning a vacation after this time, and your trip is mostly about finding girls, I would look at other destinations such as Sosua in the Dominican Republic. I would hate for people to come to Puerto Vallarta and come away disappointed, so plan your destinations and times accordingly. You will however find quite a few Mexican tourists during the summer months who are in Puerto Vallarta on summer vacation.
I've just been told that low season starts in April in Puerto Vallarta. And that nightlife, especially availability of chicas, pretty much sucks during that time on till winter again. My time and place is pretty limitted so looks like either I have to cancel the PV trip, take the risk, or find another spot in Mexico where life is good for mongers during spring, any day of the week. I was hoping to come back with good report, but my hope seems to fade away. Maybe someone knows good spot in PV even during low season?
Any info is very much appreciated!
Thanks
[QUOTE=Rohjay]Guys trip. We're all in our 40's. We will definitely link up with Jackson. I'm also hoping there will be other board members down there at the same time. We'll have a fun group. I'm using a timeshare week and could stay at Buganvilias, Canto del Sol, or Mayan Palace, all in PV. Any thoughts on those places would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Of those 3 properties I would select the Sheraton Buganvilias, as it is the best location of the 3, even though the Mayan Palace is probably the premier property in all of the Puerto Vallarta, but it is located quite a good distance away from all the action.
NOTE: People, remember Puerto Vallarta is far from a mongering destination. Furthermore, there is very little nightlife to be had, other than Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, and this is in the high tourist season, which runs from December through part of April. It is strictly a winter tourist destination for Americans and Canadians. The place really becomes a morgue once the high tourist season is over. You will also find the beaches empty. If you are planning a vacation after this time, and your trip is mostly about finding girls, I would look at other destinations such as Sosua in the Dominican Republic. I would hate for people to come to Puerto Vallarta and come away disappointed, so plan your destinations and times accordingly. You will however find quite a few Mexican tourists during the summer months who are in Puerto Vallarta on summer vacation.[/QUOTE]What about surrounding areas? Would it make sense to go to other beach towns?
[QUOTE=Rohjay]What about surrounding areas? Would it make sense to go to other beach towns?[/QUOTE]There are really no other beach towns. As I stated in a previous post, Nuevo Vallarta is a community of timeshare condos and all inclusive hotels, very little else. The cities boarding it are small and you will find many retired people. The only place to be is in the hotel zone south of the airport, such as where the Sheraton and Fiesta Americana is, or the Los Muertos beach area, which I posted about in my long post on Hotels. If I was offered a hotel room for free in Nuevo Vallarta I would not take it, as the location is the worst location relative to the action in all of Puerto Vallarta, despite the properties being totally awesome. I would say as much as 90 percent of all of the hotels and condos in Nuevo Vallarta are filled with families.
That is it my friend.
Because of having surgery this past Monday, it forced me to change my arrival date to Puerto Vallarta. I had intended to be there on March 27th, but I now will be arriving on Friday, April 3rd. Anyone who has read back through the forum, knows when Urbanwildlife hits Puerto Vallarta, a fun and exciting party begins, so if anyone wants to be apart of my party, get yourself to Puerto Vallarta for that weekend. I only ask that you write and post a report of your experiences, in hopes that it will help others visiting Puerto Vallarta in the future. There are great deals to be found on airfare and hotels. If I can be of help to anyone please let me know.
I also encourage all visitors to Puerto Vallarta to checkout a bar called Calypso which formally housed a bar called Clandestanos (not sure of the exact spelling of it) but it is located on 126 Honduras street. It is just a few feet from the beach, and the main road that goes along the oceanfront of downtown Puerto Vallarta. If you are on the main road and see a Pemex Gas station, you will be very close to Honduras. When you are on Honduras walk towards the beach and you will run right into it, and it will be on your left. Beer is only 15 pesos, ($1.00 a bottle).
Say hello to Rossy, as she is the owner. She is approximately 27 years old, with blond hair down to where you bend your knees!. Just a super beautiful and nice person. She also has a knowledge of the english language. The bar has a juke box that plays everything from classic rock-n-roll to Mexican banda music. On occasions she has classic rock bands perform, and this is usually on a Friday or Saturday night. She also has some very nice looking waitresses that are between 19 to 23 years old. On the opposite side of the street from the bar is a very good outdoor taco stand I highly recommend everyone to try. Ask for Tacos de Pastor, which is marinated pork that is made on a spicket. It is super delicious!. The bar opens I think at 4:00pm. I generally do not get there until 8 or 9 o'clock. On weekends, it gets pretty crowded by midnight.
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]Because of having surgery this past Monday, it forced me to change my arrival date to Puerto Vallarta. I had intended to be there on March 27th, but I now will be arriving on Friday, April 3rd. Anyone who has read back through the forum, knows when Urbanwildlife hits Puerto Vallarta, a fun and exciting party begins, so if anyone wants to be apart of my party, get yourself to Puerto Vallarta for that weekend. I only ask that you write and post a report of your experiences, in hopes that it will help others visiting Puerto Vallarta in the future. There are great deals to be found on airfare and hotels. If I can be of help to anyone please let me know.
I also encourage all visitors to Puerto Vallarta to checkout a bar called Calypso which formally housed a bar called Clandestanos (not sure of the exact spelling of it) but it is located on 126 Honduras street. It is just a few feet from the beach, and the main road that goes along the oceanfront of downtown Puerto Vallarta. If you are on the main road and see a Pemex Gas station, you will be very close to Honduras. When you are on Honduras walk towards the beach and you will run right into it, and it will be on your left. Beer is only 15 pesos, ($1.00 a bottle). [/QUOTE]Urban Wildlife:
I would love to join you some time, it sounds like you know how to have fun. Unfortunately I'm locked in to my dates due to commitments in other parts of Mexico, otherwise I'd seriously consider coming down in April when you're there. I have a group of like minded friends. We're all in our late 40's, early 50's, and can afford to blow it out in Mexico about once a year.
I went ahead and got a room at the Buganvilias. I'm interested in Stravaganzas. Your reports sound pretty good. If any chicas are still in town, I suspect this would be the place to find them. I like the strategy of getting the girls to meet outside of the clubs. I'll check out Calypso's. Please share any other ideas you have for good places for food and drink.
Do you think your taxi driver friend will still be there in May? I'd like to meet him.
If it's as dead in PV as you say it will be, we might have to focus on exploring outlying areas like Sayulita, Punto Mita, and Mismaloya and kicking back. A bad day in Mexico beats a good day at work anytime!
Thank you for your kind words Rohjay, and yes I do make a party, as it seems the more in your group, the more fun it becomes, and the more girls want to become involved. I also usually post a personal ad on Craigslist Puerto Vallarta everytime I go to Puerto Vallarta, and this time is no different. You can check it out if you want.
Stravaganza, El y Ellas, Conojitos, are all the same types of places, Mexican stripclubs, where the infrastructure is not as nice as say the United States style clubs that are in Puerto Vallarta, such as Prestige, Hysteria, Azul, e.c.t., and of course the quality is not as good over all, but there are definitely beautiful chicas to be found in them. Then of course you have Las Alazenas, which is a must for anyone to stop in and see, as it is a classic Mexican whor_house style bar. I have made several posts on here about the place, and it is one of my favorite places to go, for a number of reasons. One being a chica working in there only costs between $40 to $50.00 dollars for full service, and a beer only costs about $2 to $3.00 dollars. The rooms on the premises you take the girls to, I have found to be clean, and many of the girls actually live there. The place is quite popular to the locals. Second of all, one of my best friends in Puerto Vallarta is the manager there. His name is Chava, and he is one of the two waiters that work there. Three, it is just a fun place to stop in and have a beer or two, as I like the atmosphere of the place, because it is a cultural experience to be sure.
The outer area places you mentioned in your post Rohjay, you do not want to waste your time going to. You will find absolutely nothing in the way of girls or excitement!.
You are going to have a good time in Puerto Vallarta, but it is imperative you call my friend Rogilio, as I will let him know when I get to Puerto Vallarta on the 3rd, that you will be contacting him later on in the month. He does speak and understand english, even though he isn't fluent in the language. This way we can try to organize some things for you previous to your arrival.
I am still on schedule for my trip this week, that I can't change dates on to hook up with Urban.
If anyone is a last minute arrival during this time, please make sure to send a PM - I do have my US cell on down there so it will be easy to meetup.
I have a girl coming that loves Beaver as much as we do - and She is very good with her Digital camera :) I should have some good stuff to put up next week.
Exthalmus
I will be in New York in June, staying at the Hilton. Can anyone direct me to a site that has informaiton on mongering in New York City?
[QUOTE=Mexico Larry]I will be in New York in June, staying at the Hilton. Can anyone direct me to a site that has informaiton on mongering in New York City?[/QUOTE]Here it is Mexico Larry, and you will find a link to it on the home page of this site. [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/[/url]
i landed 7 hours late from good ole thunderstorms in big d. went out to the zona after checking into the hotel san marino that urban suggested.
let me comment on that first. this is a ideal location property. the beds are very hard but clean. the one big draw back is that it is located in the gayborhood. there were ass pirates galore staying at this hotel. they just opened it up to these fruit loops in the last three weeks as bookings from the us are non horrible. great location. found a pvr icon pub around the corner where i hooked up the only two nights i went there with canadian hotties. there were 7 girls for every guy in town. large groups of single (and married who want to play) girls roaming the clubs and maelcon. the men must have wimped out as i was livin large for freebies. if you stay at the san marino go to [url]http://www.andales.com/[/url]
k. back to the good stuff. did a girl from somewhere in mexico wed night at stravaganza. probably a 6. it was late and i was tired and she was good to go. can't remember her name as i didn't really care after that flight from hell.
went back thur night with a buddy. his first trip into mexico. we hit stavaganza as i have developed a relationship with the hostess there. killer legs but she doesn't pay for play. speaks decent english so if you guys don't use rohilio ask her anything you wish. i found a 8 in that place. she was 18, gorgeous and from guadalajara. smokin hott. great pussy and body but keeps her eyes closed for the whole experience. i flipped her over about half way through and was smart enough to bring a bottle of lube with me as i know some of these women are not gushing with joy to do thier job, so i lubed up and shoved it up her ass. she was cocked that head up and looked at me from the hotel wall mirror and was spouting off somthing in spanish. since she wasnt screaming or swinging her arms at me i finished off that way. when it was all said and done she was smiling more than when we went in. she was probably glad to have her colon cleansed lol.
friday night we hooked up with rohilio urban's taxi driver friend. i love this guy. he is a bigger perv than myself and thats hard to do lol. we saw a group of girls on the streets by our hotel, and one was crouching over locking up her store, so rohilio backs up the taxi, and points more toward the women and pops on his bright lights, giving us a free show of some hot pussy getting off work. they were not amused and gave us the wave off but held his ground lol.
the first place he took us had an entrance like a cave. (someone help me out with the name) it was ultra clean inside and the restrooms were fit for a king. this place was around 1000 pesos for a girl, and the one i wanted i shti you not was a beauty pagent winner. she was to die for. unfortunetly some fucktards got to her first with their bucket of beers, so i didn't want to wait for 2 hours for them to bullshit and fuck, and then wait for my turn. we walked next door and saw 5 girls all 4-5's. don't bother. but go to the cave and check it out. they have a new dance box at the cave. for 200 pesos you get one song with a girl and anything you can do to her "test drive" goes. this place is brand new and smelt great, and had great looking pussy at a fair price.
we then went to the zona to see urbans friend chava. fucked some girl rohio suggested and she had me bust a nut in less than 15 min. (record for sorry ass) my friend fucked another favorite of rohilios and said she was the best lay he has ever had. the one draw back to las antarches is that the stench coming out of the bathroom would make a deadman get up and run like hell. they should really invest in a bucket of water to wash away the 20 years of built up [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] in there lol.
overall good visit. cheap prices for good pussy.
two tips. party with urban if you get the chance. always use rohilio as your driver if your new to puerto vallarta. o and post your shit here for all of us to enjoy and enhance our visits
ex
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Thanks for the report, Exthalmus.
I suspect that your place with the cave-like entrance was the club called "El y Ella". It's a great club: a big step up in elegance from the Zona clubs, yet without the mega-prices of the "touristy" strip clubs along the town's main drag.
Next door, is the club called "Conojitos". I haven't been there in a couple of years. If they have finally gotten rid of the crooked waiters, it might be a decent place. Otherwise, bring a stack of 20 peso and 50 peso notes so that you won't have to beg the waiters for your return change. Also, the waiters won't be able to pull the "your 200 peso note magically becomes a 20 peso note" sleight-of-hand, where the waiter catches you off-guard and claims you have underpaid him.
[quote=exthalmus]i landed 7 hours late from good ole thunderstorms in big d. went out to the zona after checking into the hotel san marino that urban suggested.
let me comment on that first. this is a ideal location property. the beds are very hard but clean. the one big draw back is that it is located in the gayborhood. there were ass pirates galore staying at this hotel. they just opened it up to these fruit loops in the last three weeks as bookings from the us are non horrible. great location. found a pvr icon pub around the corner where i hooked up the only two nights i went there with canadian hotties. there were 7 girls for every guy in town. large groups of single (and married who want to play) girls roaming the clubs and maelcon. the men must have wimped out as i was livin large for freebies. if you stay at the san marino go to [url]http://www.andales.com/[/url]
k. back to the good stuff. did a girl from somewhere in mexico wed night at stravaganza. probably a 6. it was late and i was tired and she was good to go. can't remember her name as i didn't really care after that flight from hell.
went back thur night with a buddy. his first trip into mexico. we hit stavaganza as i have developed a relationship with the hostess there. killer legs but she doesn't pay for play. speaks decent english so if you guys don't use rohilio ask her anything you wish. i found a 8 in that place. she was 18, gorgeous and from guadalajara. smokin hott. great pussy and body but keeps her eyes closed for the whole experience. i flipped her over about half way through and was smart enough to bring a bottle of lube with me as i know some of these women are not gushing with joy to do thier job, so i lubed up and shoved it up her ass. she was cocked that head up and looked at me from the hotel wall mirror and was spouting off somthing in spanish. since she wasnt screaming or swinging her arms at me i finished off that way. when it was all said and done she was smiling more than when we went in. she was probably glad to have her colon cleansed lol.
friday night we hooked up with rohilio urban's taxi driver friend. i love this guy. he is a bigger perv than myself and thats hard to do lol. we saw a group of girls on the streets by our hotel, and one was crouching over locking up her store, so rohilio backs up the taxi, and points more toward the women and pops on his bright lights, giving us a free show of some hot pussy getting off work. they were not amused and gave us the wave off but held his ground lol.
the first place he took us had an entrance like a cave. (someone help me out with the name) it was ultra clean inside and the restrooms were fit for a king. this place was around 1000 pesos for a girl, and the one i wanted i shti you not was a beauty pagent winner. she was to die for. unfortunetly some fucktards got to her first with their bucket of beers, so i didn't want to wait for 2 hours for them to bullshit and fuck, and then wait for my turn. we walked next door and saw 5 girls all 4-5's. don't bother. but go to the cave and check it out. they have a new dance box at the cave. for 200 pesos you get one song with a girl and anything you can do to her "test drive" goes. this place is brand new and smelt great, and had great looking pussy at a fair price.
we then went to the zona to see urbans friend chava. fucked some girl rohio suggested and she had me bust a nut in less than 15 min. (record for sorry ass) my friend fucked another favorite of rohilios and said she was the best lay he has ever had. the one draw back to las antarches is that the stench coming out of the bathroom would make a deadman get up and run like hell. they should really invest in a bucket of water to wash away the 20 years of built up [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] in there. lol
overall good visit. cheap prices for good pussy.
two tips. party with urban if you get the chance. always use rohilio as your driver if your new to puerto vallarta. o and post your shit here for all of us to enjoy and enhance our visits
ex
[size=-2][b][u]editor's note[/u]:[/b] [blue]i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]click here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size][/quote]congratulations on a great report exthalmus, and i am very happy you and your friend had a great time! i spoke to my taxi driver friend rogilio, and he also told me how much fun it was once again partying with you. i am looking forward to taking over where you left off, upon my late afternoon arrival on friday! anyone interested in partying with me, send me a p.m., and i will provide you contact information. by the way, don tonto is correct, it was el y ellas that you referred to in your post as having a cave look. this was confirmed through rogilio. also don, they do have a whole new staff of waiters in conojitos, so you might want to check it out. i know exactly who you are referring to. i actually commented on it in a post quite awhile back. i will also be stopping in there on my tour of bars this weekend.
i totally understand what you mean by the stench coming out of the bathroom at las alazenas. lol :) i always go there with new comers to puerto vallarta because it is a cultural experience for them, experiencing what a lower end mexican whor_house is like! ;) it is something any monger coming to mexico has to experience, with toilets that do not flush, leaking plumbing, a big barrel filled with water to wash your hands, and having no towels to dry them, e.c.t. :) ;) lol!.
not much more i can add at this time, but thanks again for your report exthalmus! i am very happy you had fun. i am really looking forward to meeting you soon. you should really consider a trip with me to cartagena, colombia, so you can experience the beauty and passion of a colombiana, as it is the most sensational feeling in the world! i am also hoping palamides takes me up on this offer. it would be alot of fun providing you guys a completely different experience than what you experience in mexico.
Hotel: I stayed at the San Marino hotel and once again I had problems with getting what I had requested when I purchased my lodging for Puerto Vallarta. Last visit as I noted in a previous report it was at the Hotel Eloisa. I had requested an ocean view room with a king size bed, only to find out they had neither one available on my Friday check in as they had no vacancy. They told me they would be able to accommodate my requests on Saturday morning. On Saturday morning I was tired and hung over from partying all night, not getting back to the hotel until the sun was coming up in the morning, and with staying only one more day, I just said forget it.
My room was the typical hotel room for a 2.5 to 3 star hotel. The service was exceptional, and this particular property that sits directly on the beach, had some beautiful grounds and a pool. It also provides you chairs, towels, and has kayaks, e.c.t, for you to use if you are into the beach and water activities. There is also some good restaurants in the hotel. The one thing I did not like, was my bed was hard as a rock. Also they are now going to start charging 300 pesos for additional guests to your room. However, the night security guard, let me come in with a girl by putting one hundred pesos in his hand. I also passed several times on Friday with female friends, and nothing was said. This hotel sits in what is referred to as Old Vallarta, which is my favorite area of Puerto Vallarta. You have shops, restaurants, bars, casa de cambios, pharmacies, super markets, and almost anything else you want all basically on your door step.
Beach: The beach area in front of the hotel is really nice, and I consider Los Muertos beach to be one of the best in all of Puerto Vallarta. It is probably the most popular beach for the locals. A long pier stretches out into the water, and this pier serves as a tourist spot, a place to go fishing, e.c.t. There is also a volleyball net set up on the beach, as you exit on to the beach from the hotel. I spent about 4 hours on Saturday at the beach, and the same on Sunday, The volleyball area was quite popular. This is directly next to the San Marino hotel, and anyone who wanted to play was welcome. I also noticed alot of people on the beach, with most of the tourists being I believe from Guadalajara, who were in town for semana week, which is quite popular for Mexicans, and one of there preferred locations to spend this holiday is in Puerto Vallarta.
Nightlife: I go on bar tours each time I am in Puerto Vallarta and this time was no different. I do not go to any tourist bars, as I like to experience the Mexican culture. I go to Mexican cantinas where the beers are one dollar, where you have good Mexican appetizers called "botanas", and where you have juke boxes playing banda music, and Mexican waitresses eager to meet a gringo. Names of some of the bars I went to were called, Calypso bar, Mar y Tierra, Jaconitos (? ), Esmeraldas, The Revolution, as well as going to the Mexican style strip clubs, such as El y Ellas, Stravaganza, and the whor-house bar, and a long time favorite of mine, called Las Alazenas. Conojitos bar was closed down this weekend, do to a raid by drug enforcement I was told.
I really had a memorable time in El y Ellas. I met a husband and wife who sat next to me on my flight to Puerto Vallarta. He was a gringo, and she was a Colombiana. Both of them were in there 40’s, and I could tell she was open to having a lot of fun. They had asked me about things to do in Puerto Vallarta, such as restaurants I would recommend, as well as the nightlife. It was also the Colombianas birthday on Saturday. I really clicked with them, so I invited them to come out and party with me. On Saturday they called me telling me they wanted to party, and wanted to know where and at what time they could meet me, so knowing it was her birthday, I arranged for a 5 piece band I know to show up at the bar Mar y Tierra to sing her happy birthday. I had informed her husband what I was going to do when I spoke to him on the telephone, and he thought this would be very cool, and it turned out to be a fantastic experience for her, which will go down as one of the best nights she has ever experienced in her life.
From the Mar y Tierra bar, we went on a bar tour as I noted above, ending up at El y Ellas. I ordered a bottle of Traditional tequila and a bottle of Bacardi rum. By the time we got to El y Ellas, the Colombiana was on happy street, as she was enjoying the drinks, the atmosphere that was in the various cantinas, as well as the people I introduced her to along the way. Her husband was feeling the same way. In El y Ellas with her husbands permission, I got her a private dance with one of the girls, and this girl from El y Ellas was simply amazing in every way. She was extremely beautiful, has a knockout petite body with long nipples, and sexual as a girl can possibly be. She is one of those girls, that is a must to have! My taxi driver friend Rogilio who is with me every time I am in Puerto Vallarta, and who I, as well as others, have mentioned many times here on the board, had the girl Exthalmus was with the previous week also join our group. This was the first time the Colombiana ever experienced the touch of another female, so this made things even more exciting. I created a party at my table that seemed to be filled with action, action and more action, as the girls really put on a show the entire time we were in El y Ellas, which included getting on stage and having a live girl on girl sex show, that included the Colombiana. The alcohol and the atmosphere that was created totally put her in a different world. Also her husband was getting a lot of attention from this same girl who was into his wife, and of course I got in on the action as well sitting at our table which was located next to the stage. At one point this girl had her legs wrapped around the Colombianas husbands neck, pushing her pussy into his face, while she unzipped my pants and started giving me a blow job right there at the table! The waiters were all cool with what was going on, as I had given them good tips, so they had no problem with what was taking place. They just told us to cool it if the police or reglamentos came around. During this entire time in El y Ellas, we had several private dances which are 100 pesos each. We did this to keep everyone happy, so the bar and the girls knew we spending money, and it was just part of creating the party atmosphere. At about 3 in the morning, the Colombiana and her husband were worn out so they left to go to there hotel. Rogilio and myself went to Stravaganza and Las Alazenas, where I picked up the hostess (Alejandra, see pic) from Stravaganza, whom I was with on one other occasion in the past for free. I took this bit-h back to my hotel room, and this turned out to be a big mistake, as the bit_h stole my camera when she left at 8 in the morning, as I laid in my bed passed out. Of course I contacted her as soon as I awoke and noticed my camera was gone from the dresser top, but obviously she was not going to admit to it. However, I put the word out to some friends about the situation regarding my camera, and tonight, Monday, I received a message telling me my camera was now in the hands of one of those good friends. It was either she was going to give the camera back or face some consequences that were pretty severe. Other than the incident involving the camera it was a night that was memorable, not only for the couple who partied with me, but it was a night I will forever remember, and hope to repeat in the very near future, but more than likely it will not be until the first part of August, as I am off to Cartagena and Santa Marta, Colombia next week, then to Cali, Colombia in May, and in the latter part of June and the first part of July, I have tentative plans to go back to Thailand, or spend some time touring Guayaquil, Ecuador, and Venezuela.
A couple other notes:
On Friday night I had my share of Traditional tequila in me, so I decided to take the group I was with dancing to the Salsa bar that is located next to the bar called Roxy, and was the former home of The Shrimp Factory in old Vallarta. This was also a lot of fun, so if you are looking for a place to go and dance, you might want to consider this place.
The bar Calypso is a normal type of Mexican cantina/bar where you can get a dollar beer and be able to relax and shoot a game of pool if you want. They also have a juke box that has everything on it from American classic rock to Mexican music. My special friend Rossy, just opened the bar a couple of months ago, and with tourism being way down for a number of reasons, she is struggling to make it, as are most bars in Puerto Vallarta and elsewhere are, so I want to do anything I can to help her make it through these difficult times, as she has a good amount of money invested in the bar, not to mention she works her ass off, as in working 12 to 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, to try to make a go of it. I really appreciate any and all who go and have a drink or two at this place. Just tell her, her special gringo friend Eduardo recommended that you stop by. She is about 27 years old, very nice looking with long blond hair, and is just a great person to go along with that physical beauty. Thanks a million! The bar sets a couple doors off of the beach on Honduras Street, and in years past was called Clandestanos. If you are on the main road that passes by downtown Puerto Vallarta, that also runs next to the board walk area called the Malecon, you cannot miss it. It is one block from the Pemex gas station. If you are anywhere on the main drag, and you find Honduras, go towards the beach and it is on your left hand side a half a block down. Across the street from the bar is a street taco stand that opens up about 8pm, and they serve some of the best tacos de pastor you will find in the city of Puerto Vallarta. Pastor is marinated pork then cooked on a rotisserie. If anyone has any questions send me a p.m.
Flicker,
Nice report above! Thanks for taking the time to share your experiences with us!.
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Thanks to those who came before me and shared information about the PVR sex scene so that I could take use the few hours I had away from the family last week productively. As is fair, I will share my experience below.
First, a little about me. This is my first time to PVR for mongering purposes. I am a frequent visitor to Tijuana and use that as my point of comparison for Mexican hookers. I'm also on a quest to pay for sex in all 50 of the United States. I am conversational in Spanish, but do not consider myself fluent. All of my conversation in PVR was solely conducted in Spanish. I explain all of this first so you can relate to the perspective I brought to my trip.
In the wee hours of a recent Wednesday, I had a little liberty in PVR. I hopped in a cab and had it take me to the Zona Roja. The driver, who was not from PVR, was unfamiliar with the area or any of the bars. Fortunately, I was able to tell him from prior research that it is located off of Calle Politecnico Nacional (turn at La Paloma bullfighting ring) with a cross street of Calle Pareta. We drove into the dark and he was very skeptical, even more so when we saw a cluster of trannies at the intersection of Politecnico and Pareta. The taxista asked me if I was sure I wanted to go to a joto bar, and I assured him that there were real girls beyond.
The Zona Roja.- really, it is so small that calling it a Zona is ambitious.- is a dump. It's a dirt lot surrounded by a few buildings in the middle of nowhere.comparing it to the Zona Norte in Tijuana is like comparing a small trailer park to a condo complex. Getting out of my taxi, I was happy to see a couple other taxis waiting in the dirt lot for my departure later. It was about 2:30am when I arrived.
There appeared to be three bars on the dirt lot: Stravaganza, Las Alazanas, and Matehuala. A building next to Stravaganza said Cadillac Bar, but I think it was closed. I had intended to get my girl at Las Alazanas based on what I've read on this thread.- it seemed to me more like Tijuana's Las Chavelas compared to Stravaganza, which sounded more like Tijuana's Adelita Bar.- but planned to scope out the whole area so I could report.
I went first to Las Alazanas. It is very dark inside. A couple girls were seated along the wall to the left. There were a few couples at tables to the right. Further to the right was a dance floor where two pairs were dancing. A couple more girls sat alone at various tables inside. I walked through to the back to use the restroom, passing a large barrel that reeked of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. After my first circuit through the bar, I did not see anyone I considered doable, and crossed the dirt lot over to Stravaganza.
Outside Stravaganza, I saw that there was a 30 peso cover charge which included one drink (exchange rate for my visit was 14 pesos per dollar). A drunk local came out and started talking to me. For some reason, he wanted me to hang out with him. He was headed to Matehuala, so I shrugged my shoulders and went with him. Matehuala was smaller and darker than Alazanas. There were maybe 4-5 girls there, compared with 7-8 at Alazanas. Quality was even worse at Matehuala. My new friend grabbed a table. I did a quick pass-through and told him I was going over to Stravaganza instead.
Stravaganza is the largest of the three bars. There is a big stage in the middle for strippers. In the back are some couches for privados. I was quoted $6 for 3 minutes on the privados which looked pretty decent.- topless with lots of grinding and touching. But I passed on that and instead nursed my beer in the main area. There were about 10-12 girls on shift, all pretty decent but no stunners. I'd rate them all in the 6 to 8 range. Only one immediately jumped out at me, a blonde who looked perhaps a little more pro than the others, but she was occupied. Nobody bothered me, which was a nice change from the aggressive meseros and vendors of Tijuana. I just drank my beer and watched the strippers for a while. By the time I finished my beer, I had a couple candidates in mind, but decided to go check out Alazanas again. The cover charge works for the whole night with in and out privileges.
Alazanas looked about the same, except that it was mostly empty now. The girls had moved outside onto stools. There was a guy at the door with whom I chatted for a while. He said the deal at Alazanas was 500 pesos for half hour, including the room. Given the exchange rate, I thought this was a pretty good price. He asked why I didn't pick a girl, and I explained that none were really my type (delgada, guera, joven, preferably rubia). He recommended a girl whom he called out to meet me. I forget her name. She was doable, I'd rate a 6. 5, probably late 20s or early 30s. I got a sense she would be a good lay without many rules. I told her tal vez mas tarde, and made a mental note that she might be my backup plan.
It's about 3am. Back to Stravaganza, and I see my new friend again. He has a table along the wall, so I sit down with him and tell him what I've seen. Apparently he likes to just go and drink beer and watch the girls because he doesn't have enough money to actually hire them. So he likes Stravaganza best because it has the best quality. I think all of the girls working at Stravaganza take a turn stripping. Sets are two or three songs long.
A redhead with light-colored eyes comes and sits in my lap. She's thicker than I like, but I wouldn't say fat. Forgot her name too. She's 19 years old, very personable. 800 pesos including the room. I'm thinking about it. She whines a couple times buy me a beer, I want a beer, which is kind of annoying. When I don't buy her one, she moves on. I later see her on stage and she is easily the most accomplished stripper of the night. Most of the strippers barely use the pole, and get the most applause by pressing it between their legs or tits. This 19 year old knew her way around a pole, hanging upside down several feet off the air, flipping around, etc.
At this point I consider hopping in a cab and trying Conojitos and El y Ella instead. I don't know that the selection will be any better, but I'm curious to check out those bars. I decide against it because it's getting kind of late (3:30am).
I move to another table and meet Michelle, a 27 year old from PVR. Black shoudler length hair, black cocktail dress, thin with an A cup. She's cute and gives off a good vibe. We have a nice chat. She wants 850 pesos. I tell her that others have said 800 and she basically says well, that's their deal, I charge 850. Michelle says she'll kiss but does CBJ only (I'm looking for BBBJ). We talk for a while more while I wait to see if she'll come down on price or relent on the CBJ, but she does neither. I decide that if I'm going to pay 850 rather than 800, I want my BBBJ so I tell her no thanks.
It's about 4am now. I move to another table and meet Leslie, a 25 year old blonde from GDL. Leslie is in a bikini top and Daisy Duke shorts, tanned skin and a fake C rack. Divorced for 5 years, one kid. She initially says CBJ only, but I convince her. 800 pesos gets me to the hotel next door, which is reasonably clean looking. Leslie gives excellent service, attitude, positions, skills, etc. I would recommend her. We go for right about 30 minutes, no knock on the door or anything. The room has no shower; she does a sink wash. Leslie tells me she worked briefly in Tijuana, a 10-day stint in Hong Kong bar which she hated. She's much happier in PVR.
I walk her back to the bar, then catch a cab out at 5am.
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Great report Flicker-
However, what I don't understand is the 50 pesos.
Seriously, that's like four, little, tiny meaningless one dollar bills. You are going to jeopardize a session(possibly GFE/PSE) for four dollars?
That is the equivalent to a cup of Starbucks coffee.
Or a Burger King Whopper and a small Coke.
When it comes to mongering, I don't sweat the small stuff. I pay, treat them well, make them feel comfortable and hope for the best. In the future, simply offer them what you are willling to pay and leave it at that. And never, ever insult these girls. Because at the end of the day, negotiating for four little dollars is an insult to many of these girls, especially if they are high-end.
Who knows, maybe her normal rate was $1000 pesos and she was already giving you a deal.
I have read several things about Cabo being very dangerous lately to tourists. Does anyone have any feedback on the situation in Pto Vallarta? I been to both before several times with no problems but is this changing in PV?
Thanks in advance.
As always, that was a great report Urbanwildlife! I hope you do end up going to Ecuador, since that is going to be my next stop, and I am sure that there will be lots of helpful information from your future report on it.
Furthermore, that was an excellent report Flicker! Welcome to the Forum, and I hope you write more articles (especially on your endeavors in the Tijuana Section). I also feel, as I’m sure many other Mongers do as well, that you were 100% justified in sticking to your guns with negotiating. Anyone that has truly mongered in Latin America knows that haggling is not only necessary, but expected. In addition, it may as well be engraved in stone that Tourists are always quoted a higher price. In essence, it was not you who lost out on an experience over 50 pesos, but the girl who lost a sale because she was too stubborn to budge! You still ended up getting some action from a better business person, while she went home dumb-founded, wondering why she can never seem to make any money.
It is highly unrealistic for anyone to insinuate that it is disrespectful for someone to negotiate with a Prostitute. And that’s exactly what she is; a Prostitute! I hate to be the one to break the news to you Precocious One, but she is only interested in the GFE if she can chew you up in a negotiation. In other words, she’s not interested in you, but rather places her interest in your wallet. Most importantly, anyone that feels it is insulting to not pay a woman 1000 pesos in Stravaganza is one of the people who is responsible for continually inflated prices in brothels.
So, keep writing reports Flicker, and only pay attention to feedback that is worthwhile and realistic.
[QUOTE=Thelmas Gone]I have read several things about Cabo being very dangerous lately to tourists. Does anyone have any feedback on the situation in Pto Vallarta? I been to both before several times with no problems but is this changing in PV?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Hello Thelmas Gone,
Instead of just making a post out of laziness, go back and read the last several pages of the forum. You might be surprised at what you can find by doing a modest amount of research. If I can be of any further help to you after you have done this, feel free to send me a p.m. It really aggravates me when guys put there time and efforts into providing the forum information, and then guys come along and refuse to read even the first couple pages of the thread.
I was in PV 3/26-4/2/09. I did my research beforehand, found this site and made my plans. I tried to connect with Exthalmus via PM but we never hooked up. I did, however, spend a lot of time with Rojilio. Great person. Really.
To be brief, my experience in la zona was similar to others'. Great experience but grungy. I liked El y Ellas much more. My advice is to stick with Rojilio and have fun. Sorry so short but others said it all.
Finally, while more expensive, I did have a blast at acqua, a somewhat upscale strip joint with hot women and attentive staff.
Skug37-
I have lived in MX(off and on) for almost two years and have vacationed there probably in excess of six months. I would venture to say that is more time spent on the ground than 99 percent of all American men, ex-patriates included. Last year when I was living in Monterrey for five months, I was fuc_ing five times a week. Every week. Each time with a different girl. Now that does not make me Mr. Supermonger, but I do feel that I am qualified on the topic of mongering and that my opinion is worthwhile and realistic.
If a John want's to haggle over four, little meaningless dollars on a one shot deal, it probably tells a quality S/C girl a little something about who she is dealing with. We are not talking about $200 pesos here. Even in today's challenging economic period, four little dollars is nothing to the majority of quality club girls, which is what Flicker was describing. Nothing. Some of these girls are very proud and to nickel and dime them(because that is exactly what 50 pesos is) could create an uncomfortable situation for the two of you, something that is not recommended when pursuing GFE and PSE.
I wouldn't even begin to think of what some of the Monterrey S/C girls(700-1000pesos/one and a half hours) would think of me if I tried to haggle them down 50 pesos on a session. I sincerely believe that it would do more harm than good(that is if she decided to accept it;again, 50 pesos is equivalent to a BK Whopper and a small Coke).
Actually, in the grand scheme of things, it would be irrelevant if not comical.
For me, I'll negotiate 50 pesos on a pair of shoes or a bag of shrimp, not a fine piece of Mexicana pus_y.
Re the 50 pesos. I agree and disagree, depending on the circumstances. If there is one girl who is THE ONE and I need to close that deal, then absolutely I don't screw around with haggling. On the other hand, when supply is high and I have many options, I see no point in paying a premium for less than premium.
If Michelle had agreed to BBBJ instead of CBJ, then I would have paid the 850 and we would have been off. But she stuck to her guns and I knew I could do the redhead for 800 or the Alazanas girl for 500, let alone the many doable girls in Stravaganza with whom I still had not chatted.
I definitely agree that one should always be respectful to the girls. Negotiations should be couched in a way that does not make them feel like "I think you're worth $61, but not $64. " I typically let the girl know where I stand and let her make a move if she wants to. Sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't, sometimes we part ways and she comes back around, sometimes we part ways and I come back around. I rarely get burned where I come back to her to meet her last position and she refuses because she's ticked off at me.
In the case of Michelle, after the parameters had been established, she asked what I was thinking. I told her I was thinking about a lot of things.- on the one hand, I liked her, thought she was beautiful, and had no doubt we would have a great time together (she offered a privado for a test drive); and on the other hand, she was asking for 850 when others wanted 800 and she insisted on CBJ when I really preferred BBBJ. Now she knows what I'm thinking. Time passes, I'm not buying her ficha drinks, and we part ways on amicable terms. I am certain that if next time she passed by, I said 850, let's go, she'd bite.
I also am in favor of keeping chica inflation in check. $5 isn't much to us, but neither is $40, or $60 (or depending on your personal circumstances, maybe even $300). The more guys just assent to whatever the first price given is, even when it is not for exactly what they want, it just drives the prices up for everyone. In a one-shot situation involving a visitor like me, it probably does not have a great impact. But for the regulars, before you know it all the girls will add +50 pesos across the board.
My personal style is to not act like I really want it. Kind of like buying a car. Yeah, I might buy this car today, but if I end up buying no car it's no big deal. Same with the girls. Do I want to go to the hotel? Enh, maybe. I'm content to just sit here and watch the strippers, leaving soon anyway. If I met somebody special, then maybe I might go to the room. Hey, maybe you could be that somebody special. That's my style; everyone has his own style.
Urban Wildlife,
Thanks for the feedback. You know it isnt my first trip around the block in the mongering scene and I am no lazy monger as you insinuate. As fast as the Canadian and US gov'ts are issuing warnings on Mexico I was wondering if things may have changed in the 3 weeks since the last post on the safety situation in PV. I do appreciate all your input in the past and future threads. I guess I should have been more specific if the govt warnings are for real of a bunch of BS as I suspect.
Thanks for all your info. in the past.
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Instead of just making a post out of laziness, go back and read the last several pages of the forum. You might be surprised at what you can find by doing a modest amount of research. If I can be of any further help to you after you have done this, feel free to send me a p.m. It really aggravates me when guys put there time and efforts into providing the forum information, and then guys come along and refuse to read even the first couple pages of the thread.[/QUOTE]
I had the chance to visit Elly at Damely Massage last week and things seemed to have changed dramatically. I was able to get a great massage and a CBJ for $1400 pesos. It seems like the recession is working in favor of mongerers in Mexico. I went twice and got a happy ending and then went for the gold with her taking off her clothes at the end and finishing with the BJ. I had not had any luck in my previous visits which tells you things are ripe now in Mexico.
WOW best active info over the last two weeks than in a long time lol.
Urban did really bag that Hostess at Stravaganza? She has a set of fucking legs on her that are incredible@!!!@! Wow you best me my friend lol - I tried and didn't pursue her - But gratz 2 u :P ( now send me some pics hehe )
Ok serious question for everyone here.
I hooked up with two different canadian women on nights I didnt go to the Zona. How is the tourist crowd in the summer months? Is it totally dead? I am looking to book several trips back to PVR between now and September, but do not wish to go unless there are tourists to play with as well as the zona girls.
Please advise. Urban I'll PM you some suggested schedules b4 I book anything so we can hook up in the future.
Exthamus
[QUOTE=Thelmas Gone]Urban Wildlife,
Thanks for the feedback. You know it isnt my first trip around the block in the mongering scene and I am no lazy monger as you insinuate. As fast as the Canadian and US gov'ts are issuing warnings on Mexico I was wondering if things may have changed in the 3 weeks since the last post on the safety situation in PV. I do appreciate all your input in the past and future threads. I guess I should have been more specific if the govt warnings are for real of a bunch of BS as I suspect.
Thanks for all your info. in the past.[/QUOTE]Hello Thelmas Gone,
Do not take the security warnings issued by the United States goverment to heart, because for the most part they are full of shit. It is dangerous, as I am sure you are well aware of in the border areas of Mexico and the United States, but that is it. I spend a couple months a year in Colombia for example, and have never seen any type of violence, but the United States goverment will lead you to believe, you are going to be kidnapped and killed if you step foot into the country. The same goes for visiting Venezuela.
In the resort areas of Mexico, do you think for a minute that the goverment of Mexico is going to allow any violence towards tourists?. No, obviously is the answer, as tourism brings in to many dollars, and it is what makes the economy thrive in cities such as Puerto Vallarta, Cancun, Mazatlan, Cabo San Lucas, e.c.t.
If I can be of any help to you in any way, please let me know, as that is what I am here for.
Last note: I echo Exthalmus comments about the number of posts in the past few days. :) Since I joined the ISG, I have never seen this thread as active as it is at the moment, and with the quality of posts being made. It makes for nice reading, and thanks to all who are putting forth there efforts in writing reports, sharing there experiences, in hopes there contributions will help future travelers to Puerto Vallarta! :)
If ISG members Sex Hunter and Winston are out there, what has happened to you?. Both of you have vanished off the face of the earth.
[QUOTE=Lou Roy]I was in PV 3/26-4/2/09. I did my research beforehand, found this site and made my plans. I did, spend a lot of time with Rogilio. Great person. Really. My advice is to stick with Rogilio and have fun. [/QUOTE]Hello Lou!, :)
Thank you for the kind words about the service Rogilio provided you!. He is the ultimate friend a person can have, as he will be there for you no matter the situation!. It is an honor to have him as one of my very best friends for the past 15 years. I know from speaking with him, you had alot of fun, excitement, and some very late nights! :) ;) I am sorry we missed each other by one day. Based on my conversation with Rogilio, I would be very surprised if you do not return to Puerto Vallarta, and if you do, hopefully our paths will cross at the same time.
As I and many others have stated here on the Puerto Vallarta forum, if someone who is new to Puerto Vallarta, and wants to experience the nightlife away from the tourist traps, and wants a wing man who is fun to party with, knows alot of people, including available girls, is honest and trustworthy, and can speak and understand english, it is necessary to get in touch with Rogilio. He can also take you to see the various tourist sites that Puerto Vallarta has to offer. His taxi is always very clean, and is equipped with air conditioning and satellite radio, and his fees are minimal. His cellular telephone number once again is:
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It looks like you have the same problem that I do UrbanWildlife, in that you call Mexico and Colombia quite often, and therefore get the Country Codes mixed up.
So, for anyone calling the recommended cab driver while in the USA , you will dial, 011-52, and then the number, as opposed to 011-57. Who knows, it may not be a bad thing if you misdial, in that you will probably get a hold of a hot Colombiana (since about 9 out of 10 Colombians are always perfect)!
Also, I’m hoping that someone answers Exthalmus’ question, and in particular, gives specific places where Tourist Women hang out. Although I’m not interested in North American Women, I would like the information for alternative reasons. I’m creating a list of popular tourist hang outs, so that I can have something to lie about what I did on my vacation to both the people on the plane ride home, and my coworkers. My assumption is always that it’s not appropriate plane conversation to say that I didn’t even go to the beach because I was in cheap brothels all weekend. I used to always stay at a place called Hotel Alamo, that was a 24 hour a day Brothel. Since it has now closed, I’ve stayed with a friend who lives in Pitillal. Aside from going to La Zona, La Curva (where El Y Ella & Conejitas is located), and Antorchas, I typically don’t venture out much more. Every now and then after I visit Antorchas, I hop on a bus and go to the Malecon Area, and walk around, but have never really taken part in any Tourist Activities.
For example, how much does a boat ride cost, and where all does the boat go? How much does it cost to go fishing, and what type of fish are caught? How much does a Jungle Tour cost, and what Jungle does it travel to? And most importantly (to also answer Exthalmus’ question), what are some bars that tourist women hang out?
UrbanWildlife had some good information about the Hotel San Marino, which I think I’ll say I stayed at during my next visit.
Oh well, I don’t know if anyone else has the same problem as me when it comes to making up information about my vacation to strangers, family members, co-workers, etc. , but any helpful articles would be appreciated. In the past, I’ve just Googled tourist activities, however the information is never specific enough (price, travel time on tours, etc). , and I have a feeling that everyone always knows I’m full of shit. It’s especially uncomfortable when I’m on a date with a woman in The States, and she wants to start sharing travel experiences in Puerto Vallarta. Up until now, I’ve always just said that I’ve stayed at The Sheraton, and have looked up the amenities on Expedia.
I am in puerta vallarta for the next week and was hoping to hook up with some girls I have frequented from different clubs. One was Melissa who worked at Candy's. I seen her for the second time in February of 2008. I was there last night and asked for her. One host guy told me she was pregnant and not working. Another host guys I asked said she was working in a different city. However, she told me she was buying a house up by Walmart last february so I think she is still around. I seen a Melissa on craigslist who has girls available. Maybe she is pregnant and has girls under her? She was a blast and was looking for a little more.
I was also wondering about Grecia who worked at the old Junior's. I was going to also stop into Aqua after Candy's last night to see if she was there but did not want to pay another outrageous cover charge and more expensive warm tap beer.
I did stop at Antorghas (sp?) yesterday. There was about twenty girls. There were only a couple of interest and I picked ulanna (sp?) who is 27. She was worth the money but wouldn't necessarily do again.
I am going to Zona Rosa for the first time this week and was wondering if it's better and/or safer to go in the afternoon or nighttime. Any response of these items would be appreciated. Thanks!
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]I am going to Zona Rosa for the first time this week and was wondering if it's better and/or safer to go in the afternoon or nighttime.[/QUOTE]It's much better to go during the nighttime. In fact, there is hardly any activity before 10:30-11:00 pm. I have ventured there a few times in the afternoon, and it's always deserted and the clubs are locked up.
If you're lucky the guy wetting down the dust will go inside and find a girl who lives there, or one of the girls might just be returning from shopping. But don't count on being that lucky. Go at night, the later the livelier.
There's little concern for your safety inside the compound. After 11 pm there are plenty of folks around and 1 or 2 taxis waiting. I've even made the long lonely walk from the bull ring to La Zona with nary a problem. But with the economy in the pits these days I'd recommend taking a cab.
Thanks DukePV. Haven't made it yet. Is sunday, monday or tuesday night a good night to head over to zona rosa.
Thanks, wantsomefun
Given the choice, I would chose Sunday over either Monday or Tuesday. Monday and Tuesday can be fairly slow with fewer girls and customers.
On any night, don't arrive before 11 P.M. Take a taxi like I do. After the festivities, there are always cabs waiting in the Zona parking lot to take you back to the hotel.
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]Thanks DukePV. Haven't made it yet. Is sunday, monday or tuesday night a good night to head over to zona rosa.
Thanks, wantsomefun[/QUOTE]
Hola
I have rebooked two trips to Puerto Vallarta today. American Airlines unzipped its fly and is giving away these fares. ($ 125 US from Dallas- what a joke)
I will be in PVR solo on May 7th-10th and Aug 20-23rd.
Would love some Mongering Company. Drop me a line and lets put some American Beefsteak in some fine Mexican Chicas: P
Exthalmus
What will PVR be like in June? I hear Mexican tourists start showing up in the summer.
Will this mean more chances to hit on Mexican women?
How many girls will be working in the clubs?
Hi All,
I have been to PV several times in the past few years and got my mongering start here using Juliette Massage and a couple others I can't remember. The one from this past October was the best, charging $1700 pesos for 2 hours+ and the girls were very hot. They were also open to working on the side for less.- not a lot less, but still. Anyway, I am back in town right now for 2 weeks and I am planning on trying some of the places you guys have been talking about in this thread (THANKS! ).
I would like to get a good massage, though, and it is always nice to have a happy ending. Since I have been frequenting the asian massage places back home for the last 6 months or so, I know where to go, etc. To get what I want. However, in PV, now that I have my "massage parlor radar" on I see at least 1 massage place on every street. I don't want to take the time and expense to check them all out until I find one that will give extras (handjob or cbj is all I am looking for at these places). Does anyone know of any good places to go?
I am staying in Old Town and the massages are running $300 to $400 Pesos for 75 min. Which is only like $40 an hour.- not bad. I don't want to pay too much for extras or at all. Any recommendations?
Thanks,
Skiathos
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Rohjay,
Puerto Vallarta is pretty dead in the summer time. You have some Mexican tourists but they do not make much difference in the economy or in the bars/discos and so forth.
I am encouraging anyone with any questions regarding Puerto Vallarta to post here on my thread.
Well, I tried out several of the massage parlors here in PV the last few days. All but one were a bust on extras. The ones that didn't offer anything were Venus Sunshine, Spirit Hands and an asian sounding one Ta-Chi or something. Fairly good massages at all of them, though. The one that did offer extras is located on Aquiles Serdan. If you want specifics PM me and I will provide location and the name of the masseuse. She is very pretty and petite, unlike the other places where the masseuses were pretty fugly. The location is on the second floor of a building and it was by far the cleanest and most secure/safe one of them all. The rooms were better appointed than most of the AMP's I've been to in the states and they had doors with a curtain inside. I got a 30 min massage because she said thats all the time she had before her next appointment.- She did offer to ask the "other" lady if she could do an hour massage for me. I said, who is better, and she pulled me toward the room with her! I got a soft massage since I'd had a massage everyday for the past 3, and she was very talented. At the end, she leaned down and said all finished. I looked at her and said "all finished? " and glanced at the towel barely covering my erection, and she said "you want more? ". I said is more available? She said that depends on what I wanted to pay. I said, how about 200 more? She said mmm, a little more. I said, call it an even 500 for the massage and extra, and she said, ok. Very talented hands for the handjob with oil. She said to come back anytime and just ask for her by name and she will make sure I get in.
The massages are all running 300-350 pesos for an hour. This is only like $25 US! So, a good massage and a great handjob for about $40 is damned good from my experience.
Now, I am looking to get a hot chica for some full service outcall action in my room. Can anyone direct me to a good contact or a good place to find one? I don't really like the idea of going to a strip club or a mexican *****house.
Thanks in advance for any info. I will also read back on this forum to find some locations.
I'll keep you all posted about anything I find out.
Skiathos
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[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]
If ISG members Sex Hunter and Winston are out there, what has happened to you?. Both of you have vanished off the face of the earth.[/QUOTE]Hello,
My PC was out of order for a couple of time and I was also busy so I could not post to much in the last months. So far I tryed out a couple of the Girls from PV Playmates. Here is a report about the results:
Angelina: 3000 Pesos for 2 hours. Service was bullshit. The girl had a hot body but that was it. Sex was nothing special. Before we started she told me what she didn´t like (no Anal and no kissing on the lips). She just tryed to get the 2 hours over as quick as possible.
Dani: One of the best fucks in my life with great BBBJ. She emptyed my warrior 4 times in just 1 hour!!!
Eryika: Bullshit girl. I payed 2500 for 2 hours. She gave me a normal massage and then a cover BJ. I fucked her and came. After that she told me a stupid story about her mother and the problems. 5min. later she played with my dick and wanked me off. After that she jumped out of the bed and runned like a hurrican towords the shower. That was after she was for about 45min. with me. I asked her what´s going on and she told me that I came twice. I said yes but what you do under the shower? She said: You came twice so I can go because 2 hours means you can come only twice and no more. After that bullshit I just let her go. When she jumped in her close just to get the fuck out of the Motel Dunas and away from me she said I should book her again and then she will stay a bit longer.
Jacki: Good girl. About 30 years old. She gave me a covered BJ and than we fucked a bit. I booked her for 1 hour for 2000 Pesos.
I will try to go soon again to PV for some fun.
@ Skiathos
What escort service did you use in the past october - "$1700 pesos for 2 hours+ and the girls were very hot"
I wish all of you a great hunt,
The Sex Hunter
So,
I got frustrated with just the massage parlors because the cost was getting up there. I talked to several cab drivers and most of them said they could get me a "nice" girl for $70 US or a "super hottie" for $150 US. After this I was using an ATM in Old Town and while waiting for a friend of mine to use it I started talking to this guy at a time share/tour booth right next door. I usually avoid these people like the plague, but this guy was cool after I told him that I wasn't interested in a tour and never will be. He asked me if I wanted a chica. I said sure, how much? He said that he could probably get one for 500 to 1000 pesos an hour. I told him I might be interested.
The next day he said that the cheapest he could get would be 1000 pesos for an hour, which included cab fare. I told him no.- what happened to the 500 pesos chicas? He said that was the best he could do. I walked.
A couple of days later I was getting a serious craving for some hot mexican pussy, so I stopped by to see if he had a better offer. He said that he would check with this one chica who lived near him. He said she was 19 and because the bars have been closed down here for a week or so, he thought she might be interested in making the extra money. I said, OK, I'll stop by later today and you let me know what's up.
Later that day he said it would be 1000 pesos for an hour. I was kinda drunk at the time and agreed to it. I told him she better be damn hot and be as advertised. Shit, for a 1000 pesos, she can be ugly for all I care. But I didn't want him to know that!
He said he needed 200 pesos for her cab fare because she didn't have any money at all to even get down to Old Town from Pitillal. Again, against my better judgement, I gave him the 200 pesos. My buddy was there with me and we are both pretty big guys and we told him if he was fucking with us we would find him.
So, we agreed to meet her at the timeshare booth at 9pm. We went and got dinner and then I went back to shower and clean up the place. We went back to a bar that overlooked the timeshare booth at around 8pm to see what she looked like when we showed up.
Damn! I couldn't believe that she was as good looking as she was. She was around 18-19, petite, with a smoking body. I had a few drinks and we went down to get her around 840pm. The timeshare guy threw a monkeywrench in my plans when he said he would wait outside for her since she hadn't done this before and was kinda nervous. I said thats fine, my friend here will buy you a beer and wait with you. I didn't know if he was going to call the cops or something. I told my friend that if the guy used a phone and spoke spanish to call the room and I would get out fast.
We all piled into a cab and went to the condo.- about 4 blocks away. I paid the guy the remaining 800 pesos, at the girls request, and me and her went upstairs.
I have to tell you, this girl was freaking hot. About 5 ft tall, maybe 90-100 lbs. Tight little body, nice sized breasts.- matched the body perfectly, no stretch marks from her kid (she had an 8month old, apparently) and a totally smooth hairless pussy.
She spoke basically no english and my spanish is horrendous. After a drink and a smoke, we went into the room. She was a little nervous at first, but after several minutes of deep french kissing and groping, I went down on her clean, clean pussy for about 15 min. WOW, it is amazing how much mileage that gets you with a good girl. She was moaning and convulsing after a min or two. She finally had to grab my head and pull me away!
She then gave me a beautiful bare back blow job and I came pretty fast.- she used a little bit of teeth, like she wasn't all that experienced at it. She swallowed my load and kept on sucking! I stayed hard and she kept going for about another 10 min or so. Wow. We took a break to sit on the balcony and have some more beer and another smoke.
We then went in for round 2. More kissing and fondling. She put the rubber on me only after I grabbed it off the side table.- she was going to screw me bareback! I am not that brave.- not with a chica I don't know.
We screwed in just about every position I could think of and I couldn't cum for some reason.- normally I am not the longest lasting guy out there, but damn it wasn't happening. I finally had to pull her off me and have her give me another blow job, which was excellent. She even tried t o slip me into her after the condom was off. Damn! I came in her mouth for a second time just before the phone rang. I grabbed it, thinking the worst, but it was just my buddy asking me if I wanted to do another hour because the timeshare guy wanted to know. I said, no, why? He said because it had been nearly 2 hours!
Time flies when you are having fun! All in all, 1000 pesos, less that $70 US for nearly 2 hours of fun with a chica that was 18 (according to her) or 19 (according to the timeshare guy. I don't want to know if she wasn't 18! ). I would definitely do her again, but I think this was a one time thing for her because my friend found out that I basically paid her rent and she really was just a normal mexican chick who fell on hard times.
I am here for another week and I think I will try at least one more of these budget chicas.- either through a taxi driver or another timeshare guy.
Happy Mongering!
PS.- the agencies that I used before were Juliette Massage and I think it was Chanel Massage (the one that says to ask about our promotions)
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So,
I got frustrated with just the massage parlors because the cost was getting up there. I talked to several cab drivers and most of them said they could get me a "nice" girl for $70 US or a "super hottie" for $150 US. After this I was using an ATM in Old Town and while waiting for a friend of mine to use it I started talking to this guy at a time share/tour booth right next door. I usually avoid these people like the plague, but this guy was cool after I told him that I wasn't interested in a tour and never will be. He asked me if I wanted a chica. I said sure, how much? He said that he could probably get one for 500 to 1000 pesos an hour. I told him I might be interested.
The next day he said that the cheapest he could get would be 1000 pesos for an hour, which included cab fare. I told him no.- what happened to the 500 pesos chicas? He said that was the best he could do. I walked.
A couple of days later I was getting a serious craving for some hot mexican pussy, so I stopped by to see if he had a better offer. He said that he would check with this one chica who lived near him. He said she was 19 and because the bars have been closed down here for a week or so, he thought she might be interested in making the extra money. I said, OK, I'll stop by later today and you let me know what's up.
Later that day he said it would be 1000 pesos for an hour. I was kinda drunk at the time and agreed to it. I told him she better be damn hot and be as advertised. Shit, for a 1000 pesos, she can be ugly for all I care. But I didn't want him to know that!
He said he needed 200 pesos for her cab fare because she didn't have any money at all to even get down to Old Town from Pitillal. Again, against my better judgement, I gave him the 200 pesos. My buddy was there with me and we are both pretty big guys and we told him if he was fucking with us we would find him.
So, we agreed to meet her at the timeshare booth at 9pm. We went and got dinner and then I went back to shower and clean up the place. We went back to a bar that overlooked the timeshare booth at around 8pm to see what she looked like when we showed up.
Damn! I couldn't believe that she was as good looking as she was. She was around 18-19, petite, with a smoking body. I had a few drinks and we went down to get her around 840pm. The timeshare guy threw a monkeywrench in my plans when he said he would wait outside for her since she hadn't done this before and was kinda nervous. I said thats fine, my friend here will buy you a beer and wait with you. I didn't know if he was going to call the cops or something. I told my friend that if the guy used a phone and spoke spanish to call the room and I would get out fast.
We all piled into a cab and went to the condo.- about 4 blocks away. I paid the guy the remaining 800 pesos, at the girls request, and me and her went upstairs.
I have to tell you, this girl was freaking hot. About 5 ft tall, maybe 90-100 lbs. Tight little body, nice sized breasts.- matched the body perfectly, no stretch marks from her kid (she had an 8month old, apparently) and a totally smooth hairless pussy.
She spoke basically no english and my spanish is horrendous. After a drink and a smoke, we went into the room. She was a little nervous at first, but after several minutes of deep french kissing and groping, I went down on her clean, clean pussy for about 15 min. WOW, it is amazing how much mileage that gets you with a good girl. She was moaning and convulsing after a min or two. She finally had to grab my head and pull me away!
She then gave me a beautiful bare back blow job and I came pretty fast.- she used a little bit of teeth, like she wasn't all that experienced at it. She swallowed my load and kept on sucking! I stayed hard and she kept going for about another 10 min or so. Wow. We took a break to sit on the balcony and have some more beer and another smoke.
We then went in for round 2. More kissing and fondling. She put the rubber on me only after I grabbed it off the side table.- she was going to screw me bareback! I am not that brave.- not with a chica I don't know.
We screwed in just about every position I could think of and I couldn't cum for some reason.- normally I am not the longest lasting guy out there, but damn it wasn't happening. I finally had to pull her off me and have her give me another blow job, which was excellent. She even tried t o slip me into her after the condom was off. Damn! I came in her mouth for a second time just before the phone rang. I grabbed it, thinking the worst, but it was just my buddy asking me if I wanted to do another hour because the timeshare guy wanted to know. I said, no, why? He said because it had been nearly 2 hours!
Time flies when you are having fun! All in all, 1000 pesos, less that $70 US for nearly 2 hours of fun with a chica that was 18 (according to her) or 19 (according to the timeshare guy. I don't want to know if she wasn't 18! ). I would definitely do her again, but I think this was a one time thing for her because my friend found out that I basically paid her rent and she really was just a normal mexican chick who fell on hard times.
I am here for another week and I think I will try at least one more of these budget chicas.- either through a taxi driver or another timeshare guy.
Happy Mongering!
PS.- the agencies that I used before were Juliette Massage and I think it was Chanel Massage (the one that says to ask about our promotions)
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hello,
My PC was out of order for a couple of time and I was also busy so I could not post to much in the last months. So far I tryed out a couple of the Girls from PV Playmates. Here is a report about the results:
Angelina: 3000 Pesos for 2 hours. Service was bullshit. The girl had a hot body but that was it. Sex was nothing special. Before we started she told me what she didn´t like (no Anal and no kissing on the lips). She just tryed to get the 2 hours over as quick as possible.
Dani: One of the best fucks in my life with great BBBJ. She emptyed my warrior 4 times in just 1 hour!!!
Eryika: Bullshit girl. I payed 2500 for 2 hours. She gave me a normal massage and then a cover BJ. I fucked her and came. After that she told me a stupid story about her mother and the problems. 5min. later she played with my dick and wanked me off. After that she jumped out of the bed and runned like a hurrican towords the shower. That was after she was for about 45min. with me. I asked her what´s going on and she told me that I came twice. I said yes but what you do under the shower? She said: You came twice so I can go because 2 hours means you can come only twice and no more. After that bullshit I just let her go. When she jumped in her close just to get the fuck out of the Motel Dunas and away from me she said I should book her again and then she will stay a bit longer.
Jacki: Good girl. About 30 years old. She gave me a covered BJ and than we fucked a bit. I booked her for 1 hour for 2000 Pesos.
I will try to go soon again to PV for some fun.
@ Skiathos
What escort service did you use in the past october - "$1700 pesos for 2 hours+ and the girls were very hot"
I wish all of you a great hunt,
The Sex Hunter[/QUOTE]Nice to see you back posting again Sex Hunter, and thank you for providing the information on your experiences with PV Playmates. I have posted many times, do not use this agency or any agency for that matter. These types of agencies such as PV Playmates are way over priced, and 9 out of 10 times the reports I have read on PV Playmates are of negative experiences. If you want to use an agency or are looking for a provider, I highly suggest you pick up the local newspaper where you will find many ads by sex providers for alot less than these American and Canadian girls who make up most of the girls on PV Playmates and on Craigslist. Why support there vacation, and why go to Mexico to fuck an American or Canadian girl?.
I also encourage all of you to go to some of the stripclubs, such as El y Ellas, Stravaganza, Conojitos, or any of the other places I mentioned in my reports in the Puerto Vallarta thread, and make arrangements to see the girl for a daytime date. This way you also get a good idea if you have chemistry with her or not, and I am sure the price will be much cheaper, as they do not have to pay an agency fee. Below I am going to attach the pics of the girls that Sex Hunter referred to in his above post, as well as the ads they have posted on Craigslist Puerto Vallarta.
Another way to find a more reasonably priced sexual provider is to contact my taxi driver friend Rogilio, and I know he will find you someone that you will be happy with, and provide you the service you so much desire. Lastly, I encourage everyone to forget the Puerto Vallarta thread, and post and share your experiences and questions here. Your posting here will be greatly appreciated, and as always, I will do my best to answer your questions, and share with you any information I may have.
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1136964065.html[/url]
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1136951794.html[/url]
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1162388492.html[/url]
I very much appreciate you posting your report on my thread! Your report of your experiences is excellent, and you should be commended for taking the time and making the effort to share your experiences with us.
I suggest you give my friend Rogilio a call if you want to experience the local scene that Puerto Vallarta offers, as he will take you to different cantinas, and so forth, and where a beer will only cost you $1. 00 dollar or so, instead of what they charge in the tourist traps. He is also a really fun guy, which was reported in several recent posts by members here on the ISG, such as Exthalmus and Lou Roy. He has a very good knowledge of the english language, so if you do not speak spanish, it will not be a problem for you.
If I can be of further help to you please let me know, as that is what I am here for.
Congratulation for such a catch Skiathos!
I guess I can find the Tel number of Chanel Massage in the Vallarta Opinia. I always find the Julliette Massage advertise in there.
I have been to Puerto Vallarta quite a few times, and I do admit it is definitely cannot be compated not only to Tijuana, but Mazatlan and even Ensenada when it comes to places to monger. I avoided the regular tourist-oriented stripclubs and have gone to Zona Roja - and even there it's very subpar.
Sorry for the delay in not posting before now! I have been down in the French Quarter in Nawlins for the last 10 days. My liver and dick barley work from over abuse LOL.
I'll be in PVR Aug 6-9th and Sept 24th-28th. I plan on taking advantage of American Airlines super cheap fares and booking up many more flights down in the Fall and Winter.
If anyone has some trips planned, please email your dates and I will try to come in on/around the same. PVR is much more fun in a group.
Exthalmus
i was a regular in tj thread but haven't been active as of late.
so i'm on pv now and i was "recommended" by my doormen at hotel to go to hysteria. the cab fair was said to be 5usd but went to 100pesos and i said no til 70. no mention of the 100peso cover until i arrive and i said "no" went back to the cab as he got a call from...the door man of hysteria. cab driver says 100p to go back to the hotel arghhhh! i'm caught in a bind and the managber comes out and brings me in for a "peek" he said 40+ ladies and it was pretty close. maybe 5-6 guys. i step outside and i point out to the guy that it says 12.50 on the door. i said it looks like a 12.50 peso charge to me not 10usd. either way i was pissed because of a few reasons.
1) airport timeshare/taxi haggle.
2)went some place i never heard of hysteria
3)didn't call urban's cabbie friend from the get go. i'm sure to use him sometime this weekend.
4) the "manager said it would be 2000pesos to go upstairs withon of the ladies. are you crazy! in the end i told cabbie he could take me back for 70 or i'll walk down the streeyt until i find one that will. he took me back and today i'll reaserch on my travels and possibly go pv playmates. their day prices destroy hysteria's and i ave almost 300p on cabs and entrance fee.
so i give one middle finger straight up to hysteria..!..looked like you guys could have used the business too.
[quote=gilgamesh]i was a regular in tj thread but haven't been active as of late.
so i'm on pv now and i was "recommended" by my doormen at hotel to go to hysteria. the cab fair was said to be 5usd but went to 100pesos and i said no til 70. no mention of the 100peso cover until i arrive and i said "no" went back to the cab as he got a call from...the door man of hysteria. cab driver says 100p to go back to the hotel arghhhh! i'm caught in a bind and the managber comes out and brings me in for a "peek" he said 40+ ladies and it was pretty close. maybe 5-6 guys. i step outside and i point out to the guy that it says 12.50 on the door. i said it looks like a 12.50 peso charge to me not 10usd. either way i was pissed because of a few reasons.
1) airport timeshare/taxi haggle.
2)went some place i never heard of hysteria
3)didn't call urban's cabbie friend from the get go. i'm sure to use him sometime this weekend.
4) the "manager said it would be 2000pesos to go upstairs withon of the ladies. are you crazy! in the end i told cabbie he could take me back for 70 or i'll walk down the streeyt until i find one that will. he took me back and today i'll reaserch on my travels and possibly go pv playmates. their day prices destroy hysteria's and i ave almost 300p on cabs and entrance fee.
so i give one middle finger straight up to hysteria..!..looked like you guys could have used the business too.[/quote]melissa is the owner of pv playmates. she is very cool and speaks great english. i'll message her that you may be contacting her in the next 48 hours and to treat you good sophi is one of her best. dani is the best but still gone till september.
good luck
ex
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Melissa is the Owner of PV Playmates. She is very cool and speaks great English. I'll message her that you may be contacting her in the next 48 hours and to treat you good Sophi is one of her best. Dani is the Best but still gone till September.
Good Luck
Ex[/QUOTE]
Thanks Ex. :)
I told what happened to the guy at the front desk and he said I probably won't like the Zone Roja but that he'd take me after his shift if I wanted. He's been to Hysteria in the past and said Aqua was better. Luckily that's not too far from the zona. A guy at Senior Frogs pointed me on my map to Juniors and I'd thought it had closed. I didn't find it but met a pretty womn who does massages in the area I was searching. I may give it a shot because she was really friendly and I could use a massage even if it'ds not FS. I'm here for a bit so as long as I get laid at least once it won't be so bad. All the cute ones by my pool seem to have a guy with them. The massage woman said there has been lots of cancelations because of the swine flu panic, but there are more case where I'm from than there are here in PVR which is 0 at current moment. either way, soma and beer have made it a relaxing vacation none the less. (LOL)
P.S. I'll look up Sophi on the Myspace page, but Jaki I seem to have a strong DDesire for. :) Thank you all.
Met a woman working at the laundry mat. She was getting off soon and she mentioned the ability to get things off the street if needed. (drugs) I said no thanks but did she offer other services. "massage" We chit chatted for a while and her English was good, she also mentioned being a hostess at some after hours place. In the end I asked how much and she said how much do I offer. I said 300pesos for FS and she countered with 600p. Then she dropped to 500 we started talking about other things and she then said 400. I didn't think I could bring her back to my hotel because of security and she was only OK. Not a hottie by any means. I got her numer and said maybe during the week and she said she hopes to see me again. 400+250 cheap hotel=650. I guess I didn't want it that bad. Maybe later.
[QUOTE=Gilgamesh]Met a woman working at the laundry mat. She was getting off soon and she mentioned the ability to get things off the street if needed. (drugs) I said no thanks but did she offer other services. "massage" We chit chatted for a while and her English was good, she also mentioned being a hostess at some after hours place. In the end I asked how much and she said how much do I offer. I said 300pesos for FS and she countered with 600p. Then she dropped to 500 we started talking about other things and she then said 400. I didn't think I could bring her back to my hotel because of security and she was only OK. Not a hottie by any means. I got her numer and said maybe during the week and she said she hopes to see me again. 400+250 cheap hotel=650. I guess I didn't want it that bad. Maybe later.[/QUOTE]LOL - Please report on the number of tourists down there right now. I have trips coming in solo to play starting in Aug and running every six weeks. If you get bored you must hit Andales [url]http://www.andales.com/[/url] Its in the Romatica Zone and a very fun club for 30-50's year olds. I am 42 and have NEVER left there alone. Usually Canadian girls in their 30's. I have done some research and the owner of this club is Canadian ( duh go figure lol )
As far as your comment about the Zona roja, I am by no means a snob, but I do enjoy the finer things in life. Two of the clubs there, I am not real fond of as they are kinda dirty. Stravaganza is an OK place to nail a hottie. I like 18-21 year olds, I wont lie lol. There are plenty to be had there. The older girls across the parking lot are more experienced, but shoving my fat cock up a little petite 20 something gets me off more than some motion expert in her 30's.
Please do advise on touruist traffic. Also are you going back down anytime in the future? I can easily arrange travel down there from Texas.
Exthalmus
Thanks for the info EX. I'd perfer a young hottie but older hotties are fun too. I have no plans on coming back at this time. As far as tourists our plane was full and even delayed due to one person being on the plane and the rest of her group not. The place I'm staying at is past old PV and they say were at 20-25% occupancy. Los Arcos looks pretty happening with tourists when I've passed by. Haven't been on the New PV side yet so I don't know how many are there. Where I'm at is lacking single women near my age or younger. The two prettiest women here are with their men. I'll update and hopefully check out the place you recommended.
Just came back from Los Arcos and they said they're at 30-35%
Talked to a woman who was with a friend across the street as I was heading back. They we're going to the beach. Don't know if she was a working girl or not but she waved me over to her. I said I was going back to the hotel and I didn't get a "want company." I speak no Spanish and it would have helped tremendously in that situation.
I'm use to AB in TJ, my mongering experience is pretty limited in the walking around town situation. Got any pointers/cues/advise.
EX I did find the bar you talked about and it was near where I got my hair cut. She asked me how I knew of it and I said from a guy on the internet. Is this place "well known" for activites?
[quote]Is this place "well known" for activites?[/QUOTE]No monger activities. Just starting at like 900 pm there are lots and lots of horny drunken Canadians there. They dance to 70's and 80's music and by 11pm I always have date to go home with.
Thanks so much on the Los Arcos info. That is where i stay as You can walk to everything ( and there is even a good gym near by)
Please keep us posted on your daily adventures there as I am glued to this thread awaiting word on my favorite NON US playground.
Ex
So I stopped by Candy's and Aquah last night just after 10pm. I was the only guy there not working. Both places wanted 230pesos to enter and when I started walking away they said they'ed let me look inside first. Now being I was complaining that Hysteria was charging 100p on a Thursday night after 11pm to enter, we all know I'm probably not staying. I forgot to ask about private rooms at Candy's, but Aquah said 2250pesos for 1/2 an hour!...No way am I paying so much for so little. I will continue to be cheap and just see how the rest of my trip goes, but why would I pay more in PV than at home? I'll be saving my leftover pesos for a TJ, AB good time where I'll get at least 3 different women/experiences. Now enough complaining. (LOL)
Tourists are here but they're spread out too thin. Lots of cute locals too. I saw one of the hottest chicas on the bus and it looked like she'd just got off from stripping and stopped by the store for some food. Bleach Blonde, DD wearing a greenish stripper top and white skirt. She was the only chica I saw that hot who has been alone. So overall I'd say PV is an enjoyable place to vacation, but mongering here makes me wish I brought a girlfriend...
Looking for recommendations on craigslist.
Has anyone been with Nikki?
Hi Want some fun!
I had same girls form Craigslist but I didn´t had Nikki yet. If you take her please let me know about your experience. I was already interested in her and I would try her if you post a positive report on her.
Thanks,
The sex hunter
I'll let you know if it happens.
I had a ggod trip and it improved by the next weekend. On Friday I met Nacho (libre) and I started telling him about my lack of mongering in PV. He said he knew a few girls and it was between 500-1000pesos depending on which woman he could get ahold of before they went to strip. He was unable to reach any but he gave me his number and said we could meet up at EL Y ELLA later to have some beers and see if any are there. I had heard about this place so I called him and caught a cab there to meet him. We were there about 11pm and There was some decent looking women but the best were getting beers and dances from guys who just kept dishing out the cash without taking them "upstairs". I bought a bucket of 6 beers for 230p and he bought another bucket next door at Cojoitos. We went back to EL Y ELLA and I took the one who talked to me as soon as I arrived. Nacho was able to ask he questions in Spanish and I got FS and the room for 1200p+100USD at hotel exchange at that time. A bit more than I'm use to inTJ @ AB, but at least I got to get something while I was there. Afterwards Nacho and I went back to Cojoitos and there were two women who allowed all kinds of touching for about 5 min. and I hadn't paid anything. I was worn out from the other woman at EL Y and quite happyto just enjoy the groping.
The woman at EL was a 9 in the face and a 7.5 in the body. No implants and a C section scar. A little softer than what I'm use to, but she probably had a kid not too long ago. Really nice and allowed DATY which I don't usually do when I'm paying, but the beer was clouding my judgement. after a few more beers hanging with Nacho I called it a night and it was 4am.
I told Nacho about this site and he said it was cool to give out his number if people want to party and be shown a good time. His cell is 044322-103-4929 and he works in the time share/trips business. He never tried to sell me anything and was a great guy to hang out with. I should have called the cab driver mentioned earlier in these messages, but my next trip will have at least two people to hang out with beside the tourists. Overall a good trip that got better as I learned more and experienced the non tourist clubs. Have a great vacation.
It was an unusual night as there was a huge free concert downtown by the waterfront that was attended by over 20,000 people. This seemed to suck the vitality out of the city. It was impossible to get around. Streets were blocked off and taxis were nowhere to be found. In addition to this, there was a heavy rain storm. This was the end of a week long trip in Mexico to various cities and the steady consumption of tequila and Pacificos was beginning to take its toll. I gave Rogelio a call and he came and picked me up at my Hotel. Surprisingly, none of the other guys in the group wanted to partake, so Rogelio and I took off by ourselves. We went to El y Ella. Nice place but quiet that night. I assumed that a lot of the girls weren’t there that night due to the concert in town. After a few private dances, we went to Las Alezanas. I loved the character of the place with the outdoor bar. Rogelio suggested a girl that I passed on as she wasn’t really my type. I ended up choosing a young girl that had a nice thin body. Hard to tell about the face as it’s so dark there, but I think I picked up on some dental issues. She was fairly business like. I was working on getting an hour which allows a more leisurely pace but she wasn’t biting. As it turned out, I liked the quicker pace and ended up handling her rougher than I normally would. Since she was petite, it was easy to toss her around a bit. We ended with a hard pounding doggie style, then I turned her over, took off the condom and came on her stomach. I really liked Rogelio and he only wanted to charge me $300 pesos for driving me around all night. I gave him $400 and bid him goodnight. By the way, he saved me a $100 pesos at Alezanas when the girl wanted to charge me the "gringo special".
[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]You should really consider a trip with me to Cartagena, Colombia, so you can experience the beauty and passion of a Colombiana, as it is the most sensational feeling in the world! It would be alot of fun providing you guys a completely different experience than what you experience in Mexico.[/QUOTE]I am currently planning a Labor Day weekend and have PV and Medellin as destination finalists. It would be a first trip for me to either place, and I speak fairly good Spanish. I've read through both forums, but don't really quite know how to consider these two destinations relative to one another. As you mention "a completely different experience" I'd greatly appreciate any input or feedback.
Will definitely post my experiences following the trip!
[QUOTE=Medtechexpat]I am currently planning a Labor Day weekend and have PV and Medellin as destination finalists. It would be a first trip for me to either place, and I speak fairly good Spanish. I've read through both forums, but don't really quite know how to consider these two destinations relative to one another. As you mention "a completely different experience" I'd greatly appreciate any input or feedback.
Will definitely post my experiences following the trip![/QUOTE]If you want ok looking ladies and fun times, go to P.V.. But, if you want to see some of the most beautiful women of the world, head to Colombia, especially Medellin. Mexico and Colombia is different than night and day and in Colombia, the sun will always shine on you:) I have been in both countries many times in the past four years, mostly work relayed when I did have play time I had experiences I had only dreamed about in Colombia.
Thats my opinion and should be yours:)
And always remember, If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
Are there any private houses that have girls open during the day in Puerta Vallarta.
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]Are there any private houses that have girls open during the day in Puerta Vallarta.[/QUOTE]I do not know of any houses, but If you find one please let me know as I'll be in PVR sept 24-27th.
I'll be looking for some people to party downt there with, so anyone in town that weekend, please send me a message or post here.
EX
I have read through the forum, googled and checked Craigslist but have not found information for cheap monthly rentals in PV. I usually stay in apts with kitchen for minimum one month. What is cheap? I am paying $800/mo us now in Medellin for a nice 5th floor apt in the Poblado neighborhood. I don't consider that cheap for South America, and if I spend more time here will look outside of Poblado. I spent $350/mo us in Buenos Aires 3 years ago for a nice studio. It's been a long time since I have been to PV and would like to go back, but need to know if I can afford it. Any help much appreciated, thanks.
Dance Man
I'll be landing in PVR in a few days. I have some mild work during the days with some customers and have all night to play. If anyone wants to hook up, please email before Wed so we can arrainge it all.
Cheers,
EX
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]I do not know of any houses, but If you find one please let me know as I'll be in PVR sept 24-27th.
I'll be looking for some people to party downt there with, so anyone in town that weekend, please send me a message or post here.
EX[/QUOTE]Antorchas on the main street near where cruise ships come in is open all day. They now require the girls to work regular hours so there are more girls there now.
Also a place called Galeno near the tunnel is open during day. Only 2 girls yesterday.
Anyone know a girl from Antorchas called Jessica?
Do you know where she went?
Any new places to get massage with HJ during the day? Or is dameli massage still the only option?
I have been searching for SW's but can't find any. I heard there used to be some by the tunnel but not recently. I also searched for SW's by the red light district but only saw a couple that looked like TS's to me.
Hi Smallworld21,
I heared that there are some Street Walkers behind Gallerias Vallarta (Liverpool). The area where they should be hanging around is called "La Aurora". La Aurora is a place for the poor Mexicans so the chance should be high to find some SW´s there!
Good hunting,
TSH
Tsh,
Thanks for the info. I am a long-time poster on another forum but have recently found this site. I will report what I can find on SW's. I have many posts on another forum on pv action but stuck with wife so chance to night time stroll is spotty.
I'm surprised not more masseuses here will give the HJ. Prices are down though. Most massage places are offering 1 hour for 200-250 pesos (about 15-20 dollars) but will act like you are the anti-christ if you ask for HE. Sad.
[QUOTE=Pvdorado]Also a place called Galeno near the tunnel is open during day. Only 2 girls yesterday.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the input, Pvdorado. Can you be more specific about Galeno's location?
How safe is it to meet with escort girls in a Motel here in Vallarta if you don´t know them and u contact them via Craigslist? I heard in other Countries that instead of the promist girl a view guys come in and try to rob the clients.
I would not fear being jumped by thieves when arrainging to see a girl from CL. I have never heard of this in PV or any violence to tourists here. I have heard of a home robbery on a rich expat but that's the only violence to tourists.
I have not ordered through CL but I have ordered from "massage" ads in phonebook. And eveytime the girl was fine and performed very well. Costs were about 1200 pesos for one hour and 1600 for 2 hours with 2 pops.
I am all set with Rajhilio to be tour guide ( dont really need him any more but hes cool as shiot ) If anyone else is in town, by all means txt me or email me as We will have a party of puntane fer sure.
Cheers,
Exthalmus
BTW Im staying in the romatica zone across from Andelaes pub/dance place. Clean, fun, safe, lots of drunken canadians and US :p
Stopped by dameli and got 1/2 hour massage with HE frome ella for 400 (about 30 us dollars) pesos. She looks older than last time I saw her but was really nice.
I am still looking for a new place for variety though and will report what I find.
Sw21,
Thanks for your answer. Did you already had some luke with the SWs? I am now in PV and booked 2 escorts that will visit me 2night. I will put up a report on it.
[QUOTE=DukePV]Thanks for the input, Pvdorado. Can you be more specific about Galeno's location?[/QUOTE]Galeno is not that great. Maybe on Saturday. It is like Mar Y tierra. On road heading to tunnel, get in lateral by Hysteria and turn left at next light. You need to find the CMQ Farmacia. It is 2 blocks from there.
That's the best I can do.
My wife and I (yes I'm lucky) are heading to PV for a few day's in January. We are coming in on a pair of motorcycles.
First we are looking for a hotel/motel that has something secure and off street for parking. It doesn't have to be a parking lot, could be the lobby.
Second we want a location that is handy to the Mexican Strip Clubs, Cantina's, street girls, etc. We want to park the bikes and venture out on foot, of course cabs are ok too. Neither of us are much into the american style clubs.
I'm thinking more than one of you will recommend something in the Zona Romantica but I'm certainly open to all ideas.
Hi All,
I am finally back in PV again and it looks like I just missed the party! I got in on 9/25 and didn't check the forum until today! Anyway, when I was here last April/May, I got a great hookup from one of the infamous time share/tour guys. He set me up with a 18-19 year old mexican chica who was outstanding and super clean. Talk about a tight body and tight everything. The whole GFE experience, multiple shots, video, you name it, for only 1000 pesos. Was supposed to be for 1 hour, but both times I had her it was for more like 2 hours. The timeshare guy isn't at his normal booth in old town.- on the corner by the pizza joint and the ATM kiosk, so I've have to find a new hookup. It took a few days to set it up, but it was well worth it. This chick was doing it because the economy sucked and she couldn't go to work because of the government down here closing everything because of the swine flu.- I basically paid her rent, is what the time share guy told me.
Now I have to find a new hookup, but I don't want to get a chick from a club or who does it professionally. I prefer the non-pros and feel a lot safer about diseases and such. Does anyone have any hookups for this type of chica?
Thanks, and have fun!
Skiathos
Fellow Mongers I'm new to this but have already been to FKK's in Germany. Justed wanted to support. Urbanwildlife I met him in PV at his bar during the fall of 2007 and he is a great guy I didn't know anything about P4P I just had drinks with him and a pretty little Bartender of his. Got a reference for a fishing charter and it payed off hooked onto and landed half a dozen Dorado.
Next time I'm in PV I'll fish for Pink Tuna with Urban and/or his taxi driver
Went to a new massage place called lilly massage by sr frogs in old town, but legit massage only. Told her I didn't want towel and she was okay but she stayed far away from grazing the boys. Dissapointing but will keep looking. I just want some variety from dameli massage. Everytime I pass dameli massage it seems the place is busy so there should be more rub & tug places showing up here I would think but haven't found them.
Sex hunter,
I have not had luck yet with SW's. I don't have a car again right now but hopefully in a month or two. I will love to partake when I am driving again. Let me know if you have any luck with escorts and what prices are. I would like a nice BBBJ if decent price.
Good luck.
Hi SW21,
I am having the same problem you are with rub and tugs in PV. I went to Damely several times when I was here in April and I had avoided it until today because I think she charges too much. I did have a very nice 1 hour massage from Ella with a happy ending, but it cost me 500 pesos. I have a girl from craigslist coming over tonight.- I will let you know how it goes. In the past I have had good luck using the timeshare and taxi guys for local gals at around 1000 pesos per hour (usually it is just 1000 pesos and they don't watch the clock! ). I have tried a bunch of the massage places around town, but Ella is the only one who I can get to do anything. There is a place 2 blocks up from the malecon in the centro area that is inside a building, but I haven't found them open on several occasions. Is this the Lily Massage that you went to?
I will let you know if I find anything good and how the craigslist thing works out. Let me know as well, since I have a few more days in town.
Thanks,
Skiathos
Skiathos,
The lily massage you speak of is on the same block as an oxxo and yes, I have been to that one too with no extras. It doesn't even have private room and the massage was no good. There is just a curtain seperating the massage beds. The girl was young and cute tho and I asked her to remove the towel and she looked at me as if I was the excorcist.
The lily massage I speak of is of the same name but is located 1 block north of basillo badilla (I think that is how it is spelled) it is in oldtown or the south-end of pv. To know directions here, the ocean is always west. There is a senor frogs clothing shop on the corner and then turn down that street (by el torito restaurant) and you will see lily massage (on 2nd floor). Decent massage and she allowed me to wear no towel but wouldn't come near the johnson. 300 pesos per hour.
I have now tried every single massage place in pv (I think) except there is one across the street from hotel buenoventura in el centro that I haven't tried yet and looks promising and I will report.
Skiathos, do any of the girls you have had allow BBBJ or cim or swallow? When I have ordered from the escorts in the yellow pages I remember they each allowed multiple pops and also didn't watch the clock, that is good.
Sw21,
The chica I had last time, through the time share guy, did BBBJ CIM and swallowed twice each time. That was the first time I had found one that did BBBJ CIM. A buddy of mine was down here a year ago with me and we got 2 girls from one of the escort massage places in the yellow pages and the chica he had did BBBJ CIM, but the one I had made me use a condom. I guess it just depends on the girl. I used Juliette a couple of years ago and the girls were very pretty and clean, but they charge too much and the mama-san calls them at precisely an hour. Also, I had one of them tell me that you only got to shoot your load once for an hour.- this was the only time I had every gotten just an hour, every other time I had negotiated for 1.5-2 hours. To me, that is BS, but since that is their policy I just don't use them anymore.
I had a girl over from craigslist, Mili, last night. She was a little tiny for me.- look at her stats on craigslist, only like 88 pounds! I had a great time, though and she was very thorough. BBBJ, but no CIM. She seemed a little nervous at first, but got over it quickly. She allowed MSOG and didn't watch the clock, but did get a phone call about 75 min into it and then she finished me quickly and left. She did give me her phone number so I can call her instead of booking her through her "friend" online. Her friend is a guy who handles all her email and phone calls. I would much rather go through her directly and get a better deal and longer time. I'll have to see if I want to see her again, because I think a little variety would be nice.
I think I have been to the Lily Massage that you are talking about, close to Los Muertos and upstairs with a bunch of timeshare/vendors always sitting around downstairs? I think I am done wasting money on massages down here. They usually don't come close to comparing in quality with an asian massage back home and I have yet to find one with a shower to get the oil off which is annoying if you don't want to have to go back to your place right away. And while they are a very good deal, the cost with extras, if you can get it, gets close to the cost of an hour with a provider.- which I'd rather do.
Let me know if you have any contacts for "nice" girls who don't work in strip clubs and charge a reasonable price. I paid 1200 pesos for last night, but would like to find one for 700-1000 pesos if possible.
Thanks,
Skiathos
[QUOTE=Smallworld21]
Sex hunter,
I have not had luck yet with SW's. I don't have a car again right now but hopefully in a month or two. I will love to partake when I am driving again. Let me know if you have any luck with escorts and what prices are. I would like a nice BBBJ if decent price.
Good luck.[/QUOTE]Hi Smallworld21
I wish you good luke for the big SW-hunt!
I will order this weekend another girl from craigslist. I also still have to put a report on the other two girls I booked from craigslist a few weeks ago so I will put a big report on here very soon!
In your last post you wrote: "When I have ordered from the escorts in the yellow pages I remember they each allowed multiple pops and also didn't watch the clock, that is good." What you mean with "yellow pages"?
Good hunting,
TSH
I have ALWAYS found SWs in front of Hotel Erindira on Naranjo.- second block from the river. In January.- 200 pesos. 100 was for the room.- quickee BJ (no Bareback) 300 for the puss.- they pay the room
Could anyone be more specific about the locations of La Aurora, or Gallerias Vallarta?
Where is the tour Guide.- I hear he is near the pizza place in Zona Romantica, but it would be nice to have a street or corner location.
Thanks
skiathos,
nice find with the girl that swallows. do you have contact info for her, or only through the timeshare guy? i don't feel comfortable dealing with those guys as i like to be discreet but maybe that is the only way as the chicas probably can't speak english to arrange meeting, etc.
i have never seen any timeshare/vendor guys hanging out by the lily massage i am speaking of. all i know is it 2 shops down from el torito restaurant/bar & right next to a cigar shop. she allows shower there too before or after. but no hj yet. i asked her before i agreed to the massage if i can have it undraped and she said okay. here i get 1 hour for 300 pesos and massage is nice but not great.
you can also shower before/after at damely but ella's massage is poor i think but she is good at the hj. i got half hour with hj for 400 pesos.
the place i have yet to try is accross the street from buenoventura hotel and i want to try it. but there is timeshare guys sitting out in front that will bother you and try to sell you.
i have a girlfriend here so rarely a chance to meet any non-pro's but if i do i will share you contact info. difficult though as my spanish is limited.
tsh,
by yellowpages, i mean the local phone book. if you can get one just look under "massajes" and the one i used twice is "musas massage". each time i asked for petite girl and they allowed msog. one gave me bbbj but no cim and the other girl required condom. i think it was 1600 pesos for 2 hours.
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SW21,
I wish I had her phone number or the time share guys number. I did have the timeshare guys number last time I was here, but he apparently had to pawn his cell phone to eat or something and it didn't work and I lost the piece of paper it was on.
I do have the number for Mili from craigslist -- her personal number, not her handlers number, so if you want that, send me a message and I'll give it to you. She was a really nice girl who I think would be much more fun the second time around, but I'm still not sure if I want to do her again or try another chica -- funds only allow for 1 or 2 more times this trip.
Please let me know if you hear of some local girls who want to make 800-1000 pesos making a nice guy happy!!! I'm down here until Tuesday, so only a couple of more nights.
Thanks,
Skiathos
PS -- have you tried that massage place with an asian name that is by the flea market and upstairs? I think there is a tequila shop right next door and there is usually one of the seated massage chairs sitting on the steps with a tv monitor on the wall above it and some books about massage on a table. I have yet to see them open and I'm tired of climbing the stairs to check. I did call their number and a lady answered and said they would be open the next day, but then they weren't. Oh well.
[QUOTE=Skiathos]
I do have the number for Mili from craigslist -- her personal number, not her handlers number, so if you want that, send me a message and I'll give it to you. She was a really nice girl who I think would be much more fun the second time around, but I'm still not sure if I want to do her again or try another chica -- funds only allow for 1 or 2 more times this trip.[/QUOTE]I booked Mili a few days ago for tonight!!!! I will see her for 2 hours for 2200 Pesitos in about 45min! How small is the world!!! :-)))
[QUOTE=Skiathos]SW21,
Please let me know if you hear of some local girls who want to make 800-1000 pesos making a nice guy happy!!! I'm down here until Tuesday, so only a couple of more nights.
PS -- have you tried that massage place with an asian name that is by the flea market and upstairs? I think there is a tequila shop right next door and there is usually one of the seated massage chairs sitting on the steps with a tv monitor on the wall above it and some books about massage on a table. I have yet to see them open and I'm tired of climbing the stairs to check. I did call their number and a lady answered and said they would be open the next day, but then they weren't. Oh well.[/QUOTE]Skiathos,
I saw that place by the flea market but I didn't check because I thought it would be too legit and maybe overexpensive with no chance for HJ. I will post if I decide to give it a shot. I found a nail salon that said they will give a massage for 200 pesos so I will go back and check it out to see what they offer & post.
I will keep looking for non-pros but so difficult when I can't speak spanish. In other countries I have always had great success with non-pros but not here. But then again, I'm not going out to bars or clubs searching so it would have to be a chance encounter or else I will try CL or yellow pages again. But really only would if I can get bbbjcimws.
Good luck & thanks for all the info.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]I booked Mili a few days ago for tonight!!!! I will see her for 2 hours for 2200 Pesitos in about 45min! How small is the world!!! :-)))[/QUOTE]Sex Hunter,
How was the session with Mili?
I am thinking of booking a session with her myself.
Keep up the good work guys, I will be in PV Jan 15 for a week and I am going to be looking for a rub and tug. Haven't been to PV for 2 years and didn't have any luck then, just don't get to spend enough time and can't get away from my wife for exploring. Be nice if you can find a massage place I can go to and get taken care of and make my wife think it is legit.
Here is the report about my hunting with 2 girls I had about 2 or 3 weeks ago and with Mili from last sunday night:
Karina (20 years old) and Samantha (21 years old):
I booked them with Craigslist. The appointment was set for 1 am in a Motel for 2 hours for 5 000 Pesos. At 00.50 I text them the room number. They text me back, telling me that they are on the way. At about 01:30 they arrived. I gave both of them 2 750 Pesos. Both needed like 3 min. to count the money. Samantha smiled and said thank´s. Karina was still counting. Then she said the amount is not correct. 1 000 Pesos is missing. I smiled at her and said count again. After one more minute she told me the same shit again. Then Samantha helped her counting (yes it´s hard to count 5 x 500 Pesos + 200 Pesos + 50 Pesos) and she was still not sure. Samantha told her then that she got 2 500 Pesos from me. I told her she got 2 750 Pesos and the same amount Karina is holding in her hand. Then she accepts and Samantha wanted to know why 2 750 Pesos. I told her the 250 Pesos are a tip. Then Karina wanted the tip too. I told her to count again and wondered how stupid a girl can be! Samantha told her then: look, you have her 2500 + 200 + 50 Pesos so it makes 2 750 Pesos. Then she accepts.
After all that trouble I asked them what they want to drink. After I orderd 2 Coronas for girls they turned on the TV, put a music channel on and fired it up with full volume. Then they started to dance and we had a lot of fun dancing. After about 10min. of dancing Karina wanted to take a shower with me. I thought Samantha would join us but no. After we finished Samantha was still fully dressed and jumped on the bed! So I told her to get naked. I wanted to start the sex with both but Karina told me that it is first Samantha turn. I told her I like to have double fun at the same time but both did not agree. Karina stept out of the bed and watched me how I fucked her friend Samantha. First she gave me a covert blowjob, then she layed on the bed, opend her legs and I started to fuck her. It was hard to do a good job because the TV was still running with full volume blowing my ears off and from the face I knew she does´nt want to get fucked. About 3 min. later I took her in doogy and then I shaked the cream over her ass. Then Karina finished smoking and came to the bed again. She gave me then a massage. I guess she tought she gets away without my dick in her. After the massage I gave her a massage and then I told her that I want to fuck her now. She got a condom, put it over my Salami and gave me a poor blowjob. After she layed on the bed, opend the legs and I fucked her too. After about 4min. I took her in doogy, fucked her a bit and then I gave her the cream too. She did´nt want me to come over her ass and pressed her ass on my balls so I shot it over her back. Then we all layed in bed and talked for about 15min. At about 02:45 am. they jumped out of bed and went for a quick shower. I asked Karina and Samantha for there private numbers. Samantha gave it to me. Karina told me she does not have a mobile but came with a mobile and switched it off infront of me. She told me I should contact her over the agency. Looks like she does not want to make money or she is realy stupid because I told her it´s better for her if I want to see her again and she does not have to give any money to the agency. When they got dressed Samantha showed me her bag and asked me if I buy her one too. I told her she already got the 250 Pesos from me for it so she was happy. At 03:00 the chauffeur picked them up again. Normaly they needed to stay 30min. longer because they came 30min. late but I was happy to get rid off them so I did not complain.
Both girls gave no tongue kiss. Justed Samantha kissed on the lips. Karina had big problems to get kissed even on her body!!! Only covert blowjob. No both at the same time action. Sex was not to good too.
Mili (19 years old)
I also got her from Craigs list. I booked her on monday morning at 1 am in a Motel for 2 hours for 2 200 Pesos. At about 0.50 am I text her the room number. She did not answer my message. At 01:20 I text again. No answer again. About 10min. later she came. She knocked on the door and entered the room straight ahead. I did not want to say anything because I thought I did not hear her knocking before. I asked her then if she is Mili. She said yes and pointed to the entrence door that is attached to the garage where I parked the car. I walked there, wondering what is going on and then there was a guy standing there with a Domino´s Pizza in his hand. He walked up to me and said in spanish to me "Hello, I am Francisco". Then he turned around and fucked off. At the same time the phone of the room was ringing and the gril from the reception asked me if the guy stays too! I said clearly no way!!! I had a room with a jacuzzi that I filled up. First we set on the sofa and talked a bit. She only speaks spanish but for me it is not a problem because I can speak some spanish too. She did not want to tell me much about that guy. When the jacuzzi was full we got naked and jumped in. She played with my snake and I with her tits and pussy. After I kissed her she gave me a great blowjob without condom. I put a condom on and fucked her in the jacuzzi. While we fucked the power was down for about 1 minute. After the power came back on the aircon was off and it go hot and the water was also hot so I took her in doggy. After a good doggy fuck I pumped the weasel empty over her great ass! Then I jumped out of the jacuzzi and turned the aircon back on. After we spend a while in the jacuzzi we went into the bed. She started to kiss me everywhere and also started to suck my balls. I started to play with her pussy again. Then she took my dick and rubbed it on her pussy. I wanted to fuck her again and she asked me if I want without condom. I told her if she wants yes. She asked me then if I would give her a tip. I said yes and sticked the warrior in her tight pussy. After I fucked her another 10 min. I came inside her pussy. Then we where on the bed relexing for about 10min. Then it was 02:30 am. She told me we have another 30min. I told her we have another hour because she came 30min. late. She said in a very shy way that the guy picks her in 30min. up. I know then that she will get trouble with that idiot so I let her go at 03.00 am. At about 02:45 she asked me if she can stay in the room until next morning. I told her yes, I payed the suite for 8 hours so until 9am it´s booked. She said then she will call her friend Francisco to stay with her here because they came with the bus and now they can´t get a bus back home. I told here that it will cost her 260 Pesos because the room is only for 2 people. She did not understand it so I showed her the Menu card where they put clearly in spanish that the room is only for 2 persons and another person costs 50% extra off the roomprice. I told her then that I tell the reception to call here a Taxi. In this moment her friend, Francisco called her. He wanted to know if they can stay in the room! She explained him the situation and he told her he will pick here up right now. Before he even enterd the garage the reception called again and ask again if the guy will stay now. I told the girl no he will just pick her up, then I hanged up because he arrived. She kissed me then, said goodbye and left. One more minute the reception called again. Now they wanted to know if he left. I said yes and the girl left too. Then the woman from the reception asked me if I want to have a girl. She could get me a girl if I want. I said no thanks and left the Motel too.
Mili is a great girl! Great Sex, great blowjob and up for a lot just for a tip. I gave her 200 Pesos tip when she arrived. Another 200 she got for the sex without condom that I promised her.
The only problem is Francisco. If you book her he will come too to bring and pick up the girl! In the E-Mail he or somebody asked me for my last name with the reason: "By the way, what`s your last name... we just had a problem where the hotel wouldn`t even call the room without a last name!" I told the guy (Mili tells me that she has an American friend that helps her to write E-Mails) clearly and many times that I will meet Mili in a Motel (not a Hotel) and also told the guy the Name of the Motel.
I also got a PM from Skiathos today and he told me that Francisco called him and he wanted to know if Skiathos is in his condo!!! For more information about what exactly happend please contact Skiathos.
I just tried this gril from Craiglist: Patty. She is 32 and works in real estate business. But due to the economy downturn, she needs an extra income. Very nice attention, high class lady, speaks fluently english. I booked her 1 hour for 140 dollars but she stayed almost 2 hours.
A nice lady with class, attention and she really enjoy sex.
I live here and was tired of girls from agencies. Patty is a fresh option in Vallarta scene:
You should try her.
Her cell is [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] and she answers personnally.
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Hi Sex Zen!
Thanks for your quick report!
Is this the girl?
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1425777757.html[/url]
Happy Hunt!
TSH
I fully intended to post a review of my experience with them a little less than a year ago but unfortunately did not. I want to say that if you do go and have the opportunity to use Rogelio as a guide or hang with the two of them, you will see Vallarta in ways you simply could not on your own. They know all the haunts and local places like the back of their hands. I was well taken care of with them, my feet never touched the ground. I actually felt bad as I left because Rogelio helped me with my cab fair home. I was simply tapped out from the evenings festivities. Urban Wildlife was generous with drinks and even swung a thin girl my way that I didn't even have to pay for. We ate drank and had a simply unforgettable time. We went to so many places that I couldn't keep track. I was liquored up real good. Wildlife and Rogelio the next time I visit Vallarta, I hope we can hook up so I can repay you guys.
Hi Sex Hunter,
Yes she is, I hope that you will have a nice time with her.
Good hunt,
Sex Zen
Thanks for your quick report!
Is this the girl?
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1425777757.html[/url]
Happy Hunt!
TSH
This is my first report as I just found this site while searching for information on finding girls here in Puerto Vallarta, while sitting in an internet cafe down the street from my hotel in what is called Old Vallarta, and not far from the bar called Andale, that is also mentioned on here. My hotel name is called Emperador. It is ok for the price. I found it when I booked a air/hotel package on [url]www.expedia.com[/url] Today is my 12th day here. I took the advice of a couple of posters, and called the taxi driver Rogelio, and made arrangements to meet him to discuss fees and so forth with him, and I wanted to get a feel if he was someone I wanted to not only spend my money on, but hangout with since I am here alone. I was not disappointed at all, and infact I found myself with a very good friend I will keep in touch with long after my vacation ends here, which is in 2 more days. He has provided me the opportunity to meet many beautiful fun girls by taking me to places I never would have found on my own. He also provided me excellent advice on restaurants, where to go to get the most pesos for my canadian dollars, where to go get the best price on buying souveniers, and much more. He is a must to have for someone who is looking for information on Puerto Vallarta, or is looking for someone just to hangout with. He has done so much for me, including introducing me to many really good people that I never would have had the opportunity to meet. I got to experience a side of Mexico away from the tourist trap, that I never would have had the opportunity to do, if it was not for finding this site and contacting him. I also do not speak spanish other than a few words, so he was able to translate for me to everyone. He does not speak english or understand it perfectly, but good enough for us to have a conversation, and for translating things to the girls for me. I also asked him about Urbanwildlife since he is mentioned so much on here, and he told me he will be in coming to Puerto Vallarta in a couple of weeks, because he is now vacationing in Thailand. After all the stories Rogelio told me about Urban, I really wish I could extend my stay to meet up with him, because he really sounds like the ultimate guy to hangout with. Rogelio says he never met anyone like him in his life, and never will again, and he meant this in a very good way, so I know what Pelodiscus is saying is right on the money! Rogelio said Urban no longer is on here because of some problems he was having with the administration of the site, so I guess the only way to get in touch with him is by contacting Rogelio. Rogelios cell phone number is [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] . Rogelio also took me to Urbanwildlifes girlfriends bar called Calypso that is located on the road that goes past the malecon, and is on the beach side of the street just down from the Pemex gas station. Urbans girlfriend is very nice looking and very friendly. He is one lucky guy, but I guess this is just his main girl, that he has many more here. LOL On Saturday nights she has a live band that plays classic rock and roll music. The band was good, and the place got really busy about 11:30. During the week the place is quiet, but that goes for ALL the bars in the entire city of Puerto Vallarta, and on weekends it seems no one goes out to any of the bars until 10: 30pm, so you guys might want to keep that in mind. Do not know what more I can ad here. I would like to recommend a great restaurant. It is called Palomar de los Gonzalez. It is a great place to take a girl as you get a view of the entire city of Puerto Vallarta. The view is not only spectacular, but the food is totally awesome. The girl I took with me and I both had steaks. They were you. S choice and very tender and delicous as delicious can be. It is a not cheap, but for a classy place it is what you can expect to pay. This place has outdoor seating, and just seeing the entire restaurant is worth the price of the dinner. It is very unique restauarant, and it sits high up on a hill after you begin the climb on the road that takes you to Mismaloya, but it is still in the city of Puerto Vallarta. The girl I took with me, I met through Rogelio at a place called El y Ella. She is from Guadalajara but is here in Puerto Vallarta for two weeks to work. Attached is a pic of her.
I have not seen any street walkers here, other than many transvestites. During the day, the only girls to be had are from escort services, or from dates you have prearranged from the previous night, which I highly recommend to do, as this way you get a feel of if you have chemistry with her, you are able to negotiate a price face to face, and you know what you are getting. On two occasions during the day, Rogelio came and picked me up in his SUV, and took me to the dive place called Antorches that is across the street from where the ships dock. There were about 6 girls working, but only one that was good looking. Her name was Adrianna. I took her to a room out back of the place and the cost was 600 pesos. I would also recommend her, as I had alot of fun with her. I should also mention that Rogelios taxi is very clean, air conditioned, and he has Cirrus satellite radio in it.
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[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]The girl I took with me, I met through Rogelio at a place called El y Ella. She is from Guadalajara but is here in Puerto Vallarta for two weeks to work. Attached is a pic of her.[/QUOTE]Hi Black Hawk 69!
Great report!!! What a great looking girl you had. Congratulations!! Have you got her cell number or any information how I could contact her? I would love to meet her too! By the way: How much did she charge you?
Thank you Sex Hunter. I partied pretty hard last night at Calypso bar, Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, El y Ella, and several other bars that Rogelio took me to, and then I went to a motel called Grand Sol that is located right past the airport. This is a sex hotel that has jacuzzi suites. Anyway, I had two girls with me from Las Alazenas, and one of them ended up stealing my cell phone so I no longer have the telephone number of Christina. She was only in Puerto Vallarta to work for a 2 week period, before returning to Guadalajara. I did not see her last night when I stopped in El y Ellas. Infact, the girls that were working there last night were all ugly, with the exception of one, who was quite attractive and sexy. Rogelio was playing around with her. As far as what I paid Christina, the first night I paid her 1200 pesos to spend the entire night. The other times I was with her, I did not have to pay as in paying her for sex, but I paid in the sense I took her to Palomar de los Gonzales to eat, and I ended up buying a couple small gifts for her, when we went out shopping.
Tonight I am not able to go anywhere, because I am really hungover. The past couple of days I partied very hard. I see the moderator eliminated the telephone number of Rogelio, but you can find it by doing a search with his name and Puerto Vallarta, or by going back and reading the reports by Urbanwildlife because he has posted it on several occasions.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Thank you Sex Hunter. I partied pretty hard last night at Calypso bar, Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, El y Ella, and several other bars that Rogelio took me to, and then I went to a motel called Grand Sol that is located right past the airport. This is a sex hotel that has jacuzzi suites. Anyway, I had two girls with me from Las Alazenas, and one of them ended up stealing my cell phone so I no longer have the telephone number of Christina. She was only in Puerto Vallarta to work for a 2 week period, before returning to Guadalajara. I did not see her last night when I stopped in El y Ellas. Infact, the girls that were working there last night were all ugly, with the exception of one, who was quite attractive and sexy. Rogelio was playing around with her. As far as what I paid Christina, the first night I paid her 1200 pesos to spend the entire night. The other times I was with her, I did not have to pay as in paying her for sex, but I paid in the sense I took her to Palomar de los Gonzales to eat, and I ended up buying a couple small gifts for her, when we went out shopping.
Tonight I am not able to go anywhere, because I am really hungover. The past couple of days I partied very hard. I see the moderator eliminated the telephone number of Rogelio, but you can find it by doing a search with his name and Puerto Vallarta, or by going back and reading the reports by Urbanwildlife because he has posted it on several occasions.[/QUOTE]
Black Hawk69, very nice reports. I may be there late December. Are any of the strip clubs open in the afternoon? I will be there with friends that do not monger and I can't sneak away from them in the evening but I may be able to do so in the afternoon. Also, which club has the best looking chicas? Thank you.
V
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Black Hawk69, very nice reports. I may be there late December. Are any of the strip clubs open in the afternoon? I will be there with friends that do not monger and I can't sneak away from them in the evening but I may be able to do so in the afternoon. Also, which club has the best looking chicas? Thank you.
V[/QUOTE]When I was there summer '08 Las Alazenas and Stravaganza had nice looking girls and those establishments are right accross the compound from each other in the zona roja. I think el y ella is in another location. The great Urban Wildlife even used one of my recommendations (the dominicana) on one of his legendary adventures.
I read a one liner recently that implied that Candy's now has a bar in Bucerias also. Is that true? if so, anyone know the location and timings? I googled it and I could not find it. Thank you.
Yes, it is true! It should be located next to the big main street so if you go through Bucerias you should be able to see it!
I had the opportunity to drive around the areas mentioned on thread for SW's last night (Thursday night) but unfortunately came up empty.
I hunted from hours between 9:30pm. 1:30am pretty much non-stop. I thought I saw 1 or 2 that "maybe" could have been SW's but always gone by time I circled. It is very hard to navigate these streets since so much one-way streets.
The 2 areas I searched the most were in front of Hotel Erindira on calle naranjo 2 blocks from the river. Completely empty street of an sign of life from midnight on. I even posted up in my car a block away with clean view for about 10-15 minutes and witnessed nothing but occasional car driving by. It does appear to be opened though so maybe SW's were busy servicing or just wrong night of week or bad luck.
Also drove through "La Aurora" area behind gallerias vallarta which is a poor mexican neighborhood. Only saw small groups of men standing around and looking back at me. Nothing promising. Saw 1 or 2 girls walking alone but never gave "the look" or even a glance.
However, I did see many hot girls walking on the malecon so those hunting in the bars should have better luck. I can't do this for privacy reasons. Also considered going to zona rosa as the area looked busy but didn't want to go alone. Also, I am searching for BBBJ and have found it easiest to get from SW's.
I called musas massage and was quoted 1200 per hour & 2200 per 2 hours but did not partake.
I found a massage place that girl gave HJ but I have been back but she is never there and the other girls won't do it. I only gave her 500 pesos total for 1hr massage and HJ but I think she didn't feel it was enough so don't know if I will go back. I have gotten 1/2 hour massage w/ better quality HJ from damely massage for same price. Unbelievable how there is such a lack of options for SW's and happy ending massages here in pv. Dissappointing if you don't like to monger in bars & clubs and can't host for escorts.
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Drove by hotel erendira 2 more times on thurs night and no SW's. Drove by at 12:30am & again about 1:30am. Will keep checking and report.
I did see about 3 or 4 working girls on calle "IL VALLARTA" and they were standing on a corner near El Torito restaurant and they were very well dressed. I was excited at first and drove back around and to my disgust. They were TV's! They really fooled me so be careful brothers! I waved one of them over to my car and she stayed back in the shadows and spoke to me in a deep voice and then I realized my error and sped off quickly.
I really miss being in a city that has SW's.
Hi Smallworld21
Damm, that is really unbelievable that the girls don´t like to do this kind of work here in Vallarta specially with the nice weather it has most of the nights! I guess the chance for a girl to find a client is much higher if she would work as a Street Walker as for an Escort Agency or in Bars.
Hi,
We are three single guys, late thirties. Want to have some beach, some nice time sightseeing out of town and don't know where to stay. We are not resort types.
Can anyone recommend a nice area?
Also, where can I get a small plane to take me down the coast to Barra De Navidad?
Thank you.
When I was there last year they had closed the Bucerias location, has it reopened? I will be there again in Jan 2010 and would appreciate not having to go into PV everytime I wanted to go to a strip joint.
Hi Larry
I heared that Candy´s in Bucerias is open again!
Sounds good. If any one is around we all could go for beers and pussy.
I will be in Tepic for a few days, any advice on massage or where the red zone is.
The cruise ship I will be on will be stopping in Puerto Vallarta next week. Does anyone know of any ladies or locations close to the pier where I might get some action?
Hi Lukinfersumluv!
Some guys reported in this Thread about a place called Antroch or something like this! Just look for it here!
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi Lukinfersumluv!
Some guys reported in this Thread about a place called Antroch or something like this! Just look for it here![/QUOTE]
Yes. That place that starts with "A.." something near the pier is a dump, IMHO. Went there three times. Never found anything over 4-5 but this was last year.
Good luck.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi Lukinfersumluv!
Some guys reported in this Thread about a place called Antroch or something like this! Just look for it here![/QUOTE]Yes, you could try Las Antorchas which is within short walking distance from the cruiseship terminal. It is kind of a patio bar where the hookers hang out in wait for the cruseship employees/passengers. The place is really hit-or-miss on girl quality (often a miss). But, you never know: you just might get lucky. Anyway, it won't cost you anything to walk inside and check out the scenery. Beers/drinks are relatively cheap. If you see a girl that suits your fancy, you can buy her a drink and make small-talk and/or walk with her to some rooms located down a long pathway behind the bar.
To get there: When you leave the cruiseship terminal area, you will walk about 100 yards down a small side street (along with most of the other passengers who didn't hail a taxi) until you reach the main road. On the other side of the main road, you will see the San Javier Marina Hospital. Cross the main road, at the traffic light, turn right, and walk about 100 yards down the sidewalk until you reach Las Antorchas. There is a vacant dirt lot, that sometimes has cars, between San Javier and Las Antorchas, along the main road. Las Antorchas only has a plain wooden sign next to its entrance, so don't expect lots of neon lights that make the place stick out like a sore thumb!
[url]http://vallartainfo.com/outcall.html[/url]
This place charged $130USD. A girl arrived in less than an hour.
She came by herself. English wasn't great but I speak Spanish.
I used them 2 days in a row. One woman had a baby, the other had fake boobs but they were friendly and no hassle or problems.
Thanks for the report and the information about Juliette Massage!
Thanks to the guys that gave info about the place across from the cruise ship terminal. I had a tour in the morning & when I got back it took a little to shake the SO but when I did I walked over & found the place. I walked in & there were a few guys playing pool or talking to a few girls. An older women asked if I wanted a beer or a girl. Kind of caught me by suprise so I asked how much for a girl. She said $80 us. I then said for everything & she said yes. The girls were not bad & a few kind of cute so I said a girl. She called one over that was OK but then I saw another one that was cute with a nice body, looked to me to be in her 20s. I went with her & had a nice time. I would not want to go at night as the walk to the room seemed to be long down a dirt path through the woods & by a few shacks. A woman changed the sheets & provided clean towels before we went into the room. The young lady took a shower with me before we started & again after. The water was cold but better then none. All & all it was worth the money. Most of the girls I saw were above average & a few real nice ones. If I am in the area again, I will go back.
I was in Puerto Vallarta for a week and but could only get away for a night. I tried El y Ella and it was dead. There were about 5 girls there and about 5-6 on the scale.
I then tried Las Alezenas and found a girl who had come that week from Sonora. She was around 7-8 on the scale. Slim and beautiful. Agreed to 650 for the hour. Rented a crappy room for 80. BBJ and multiple positions.
[QUOTE=Lukinfersumluv]Thanks to the guys that gave info about the place across from the cruise ship terminal. I had a tour in the morning & when I got back it took a little to shake the SO but when I did I walked over & found the place. I walked in & there were a few guys playing pool or talking to a few girls. An older women asked if I wanted a beer or a girl. Kind of caught me by suprise so I asked how much for a girl. She said $80 us. I then said for everything & she said yes. The girls were not bad & a few kind of cute so I said a girl. She called one over that was OK but then I saw another one that was cute with a nice body, looked to me to be in her 20s. I went with her & had a nice time. I would not want to go at night as the walk to the room seemed to be long down a dirt path through the woods & by a few shacks. A woman changed the sheets & provided clean towels before we went into the room. The young lady took a shower with me before we started & again after. The water was cold but better then none. All & all it was worth the money. Most of the girls I saw were above average & a few real nice ones. If I am in the area again, I will go back.[/QUOTE]Just wondering man what was the level of service? CBJ or BBBJ? Time? i will be there on and off all winter, thanks.
[QUOTE=Davidag]Just wondering man what was the level of service? CBJ or BBBJ? Time? i will be there on and off all winter, thanks.[/QUOTE]Everything was covered wilth this lady. She did not speak much Enlish & I no Spanish. After starting a covered bj I indicated I would prefer bbbj but she just shook her head. I don't know if I would of went for it if I had offered her a tip. I didn't have a lot of time so I didn't pursue anything except what she offered. She provided bj & then got on top cowgirl style. She was very good & rode me long & hard but at my age I can not get off very easy. The ladies I see here in the states are ones that give bbbjtc. After awhile I had here take the cover off & finish me off with her hand. If I get back, I would like to have more time, maybe have a beer, scope out & talk with some of the ladies before going back. For the time I had I was very pleased, when she was kissing my face & neck she smiled & pulled away when I kissed her on the lips. She was cute, had a nice body, was nice & had a tight kitty.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi Larry
I heared that Candy's in Bucerias is open again![/QUOTE]Yes I was there on New Year's eve.
Candy's had about 4 chicas in the early evening (6-7PM)
Went with a leggy 19yo called Sophia. She was a bit cold but awsome body.
[QUOTE=Pourdesp]Yes I was there on New Year's eve.
Candy's had about 4 chicas in the early evening (6-7PM)
Went with a leggy 19yo called Sophia. She was a bit cold but awsome body.[/QUOTE]
Pourdesp (or others), Do any of you have any info on the operating hours for Candy in Bucerias? Are they open on weekdays also? I am trying to decide where to stay for a week and this information is critical to make that decision. Thank you much.
I am in Bucerius now and have not located Candys, I ask a local cab driver and he didnt know where it was. Any help to find it would be very much appreciated.
Coming into town on thursday night. Looking to do some drinking and mongering any places better on thursday nights?
[QUOTE=Mexico Larry]I am in Bucerius now and have not located Candys, I ask a local cab driver and he didnt know where it was. Any help to find it would be very much appreciated.[/QUOTE]
That is concerning. May be the info that Candy's opened in Bucerias is not reliable. Is it possible that Pourdesp is referring to Candy's in PV?
Pourdesp, I tried to send you a PM but you are not setup for PMs.
Gentlemen,
I don´t think that Candy´s in PV would have only 4 girls working around 6:30PM. The Cab driver must have been a complete idiot because even if they would have taken the place down he must have remembert it. I also asked once a cab driver in PV for a strip club called Platino close to the Stadium and the Sharaton Hotel and he did not know of the place.
I meet the hotest 18 year old there last year her name was Nancy, she was the best looking woman I have ever experienced. There was also an older woman Mitizy that I enjoyed, I will be going in to see if I can find either of them on the weekend.
I was in PV several weeks ago, and after the post on Candy's having a place in Bucerias. I had been to the PV Candy's directly across from the marina entrance many times on past trips. I had a car and cruised around Bucerias on two afternoons and was not able to find it. I asked a few locals who did not know of it. So I am still curious whether it exists.
Bucerias is about 10 miles north of PV on the main coastal highway. The road cuts through part of the town. I did not see anything along this stretch of road. As an aside, Bucerias is a great little town for some really good restaurants, shops and bars and sits along Banderos Bay. And no timeshare salespeople to harass you! A good place to take a S.O. or date.
Will look forward to having further clarification on Candy's location from someone with better intel.
Hey Sex Hunter,
Platino is located about half a block down a sidestreet, called Sierra Aconcagua, next to the Bancomer bank (the big bank that is in front of the Sheraton).
Go to Google Maps and search on "sierra aconcagua, puerto vallarta, mexico". When the street map shows, double click on the "A" map locator icon. Then, change to the Street View and you will be standing right outside the front door of Platino.
To make things easier, I hope this Google Map link works (give it a few seconds to automatically load the street view photo): [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=sierra+aconcagua,+puerto+vallarta,+mexico&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Sierra+Aconcagua,+Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&ll=20.629832,-105.228746&spn=0.010041,0.016758&z=16&layer=c&cbll=20.628552,-105.228751&panoid=tw2mMYmvfqyabUDO7_qN8Q&cbp=12,224,,0,3.29[/url]
Puerto Vallarta men's clubs, courtesy of Google:
(please allow sufficient time for the street-view photo to open after the initial map is displayed)
Hysteria: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.628949,-105.226372&panoid=ZVej9jE0ddxGuyUwyfJbdw&cbp=12,171.21,,0,5&ll=20.628868,-105.2263&spn=0.00253,0.00419&t=h&z=18[/url]
Mirage: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.634823,-105.230552&panoid=hBdLGHWalcWlKBnaLXTWgw&cbp=12,43.91,,0,5&ll=20.634823,-105.230552&spn=0.000601,0.001047&t=h&z=20[/url]
Prestige: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.636168,-105.231398&panoid=umbsw92k9WcTHgt66n8eLA&cbp=12,254.77,,1,-1.11&ll=20.636256,-105.231452&spn=0.000601,0.001047&t=h&z=20[/url]
Candy's Girls: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.668297,-105.248418&panoid=VlFGUI2ji2p6ztmJZfU9Sw&cbp=12,97.65,,1,6.24&t=h&ll=20.668344,-105.248393&spn=0,359.998953&z=20[/url]
Aquah: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.665153,-105.246794&panoid=2C1RQ8bYJ68vd2RC6uj-Hg&cbp=12,54.13,,0,5&t=h&ll=20.665153,-105.246794&spn=0,359.998953&z=20[/url]
El & Ellas: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.65394,-105.227831&panoid=CViDjShXuoP-EAGGJyt1_Q&cbp=12,298.01,,0,-1.22&t=h&ll=20.653863,-105.227872&spn=0,359.99581&z=18[/url]
Conejitas: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.654128,-105.227745&panoid=5mjrAFe4eoIlWJq2kxSJ-Q&cbp=12,314.84,,0,-1.22&t=h&ll=20.654215,-105.227711&spn=0,359.99581&z=18[/url]
Platino: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=sierra+aconcagua,+puerto+vallarta,+mexico&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Sierra+Aconcagua,+Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&ll=20.629832,-105.228746&spn=0.010041,0.016758&z=16&layer=c&cbll=20.628552,-105.228751&panoid=tw2mMYmvfqyabUDO7_qN8Q&cbp=12,224,,0,3.29[/url]
Las Antorchas: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.651271,-105.24062&panoid=pJbAjGxQMTpr8jRZHfhp4A&cbp=12,98.26,,0,5&t=h&ll=20.651271,-105.24062&spn=0.000601,0.001047&z=20[/url]
The Zona Entrance: [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.66457,-105.23028&panoid=tc5TMwMHbk8Fp4BPcyQY8Q&cbp=12,130.74,,0,-4.4&t=h&ll=20.664616,-105.230185&spn=0,359.998953&z=20[/url]
the Zona, includes:
...Matehuala (ex. Mi Tren): [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/maps?hl=en&source=hp&ie=UTF8&hq=&gl=mx&ei=gsVHS7uqPIn0sQOlvZy2Aw&ved=0CBEQ8gEwAA&ll=20.664073,-105.230095&spn=0.001247,0.002095&z=19&layer=c&cbll=20.664156,-105.229926&panoid=M7MF7ju5AhBTGFZ2_xIgLw&cbp=12,36.63,,0,5[/url]
...Stravaganza: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/maps?hl=en&source=hp&ie=UTF8&hq=&gl=mx&ei=gsVHS7uqPIn0sQOlvZy2Aw&ved=0CBEQ8gEwAA&ll=20.664058,-105.230122&spn=0.001247,0.002095&z=19&layer=c&cbll=20.664017,-105.230201&panoid=yCP2BG3PuJiyMab95yuMMQ&cbp=12,344.17,,0,4.48[/url]
...Las Alansas: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/maps?hl=en&source=hp&ie=UTF8&hq=&gl=mx&ei=gsVHS7uqPIn0sQOlvZy2Aw&ved=0CBEQ8gEwAA&ll=20.664058,-105.230122&spn=0.001247,0.002095&z=19&layer=c&cbll=20.664017,-105.230201&panoid=yCP2BG3PuJiyMab95yuMMQ&cbp=12,143.45,,1,4.48[/url]
...Cadillac Club: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/maps?hl=en&source=hp&ie=UTF8&hq=&gl=mx&ei=gsVHS7uqPIn0sQOlvZy2Aw&ved=0CBEQ8gEwAA&ll=20.664013,-105.230208&spn=0.001257,0.002095&z=19&layer=c&cbll=20.663972,-105.230291&panoid=2szrZA0zbLK5S072MSwkgQ&cbp=12,331.76,,0,5[/url]
...Las Abejas (Travesti), WARNING: transvestite club, pink building hidden in front of the trucks: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/maps?hl=en&source=hp&ie=UTF8&hq=&gl=mx&ei=gsVHS7uqPIn0sQOlvZy2Aw&ved=0CBEQ8gEwAA&ll=20.664146,-105.229945&spn=0.001257,0.002095&z=19&layer=c&cbll=20.664062,-105.230113&panoid=qFtwlW_NLh2OaqybFKw13g&cbp=12,144.32,,0,5.35[/url]
Wow, it's been more than a year since my last visit to Puerto Vallarta. Time sure flies! One of these days, I need to return. In a couple of more weeks, I'm going on vacation in Costa Rica, so maybe I'll be back in Puerto Vallarta later this year.
I got bored today, so I posted a lot of Google Map links with street-view photos. I hope they all work and are useful to you guys.
Here's the Google Maps view of the Mar y Tierra Restaurant Bar. It has been mentioned a few times on this Puerto Vallarta forum, but I have never been there. So, you'll need to do a forum search to learn more. [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/maps?hl=en&source=hp&ie=UTF8&hq=&gl=mx&ei=gsVHS7uqPIn0sQOlvZy2Aw&ved=0CBEQ8gEwAA&layer=c&cbll=20.66073,-105.236371&panoid=6G7YTaeD-KbQyGNQA7obYw&cbp=11,51.2,,0,5&ll=20.660687,-105.236375&spn=0.000237,0.001047&t=h&z=20[/url]
Dameli Massage is another place frequently mentioned on the forum. I've never been, so again, a forum search is going to be your friend. [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/maps?hl=en&source=hp&ie=UTF8&hq=&gl=mx&ei=gsVHS7uqPIn0sQOlvZy2Aw&ved=0CBEQ8gEwAA&layer=c&cbll=20.604794,-105.23622&panoid=jdZfhFTy5Gsd-7uIStXzJw&cbp=12,152.2,,2,-3.28&ll=20.604793,-105.236219&spn=0,359.99581&t=h&z=18[/url]
Thanks Don for all your time and efforts! :) Mar y Tierra is my favorite cantina style bar in Puerto Vallarta. Every night I was in Puerto Vallarta I went there. :) They serve botanas (appetizers) that were super good, and they are free with your drink of choice. Also they had a few nice looking waitresses. For those that do not know about Mar y Tierra, it is a normal Mexican style bar that caters to the locals, and it is about a 2 miles at the most from zona roja, Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, and so forth. If you use the taxi driver Rogilio that I mentioned in my previous posts, he will know where it is. It is in a outdoor style setting, and just a good place to relax and have a beer while experiencing the Mexican culture.
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]Hey Sex Hunter,
Platino is located about half a block down a sidestreet, called Sierra Aconcagua, next to the Bancomer bank (the big bank that is in front of the Sheraton).
Go to Google Maps and search on "sierra aconcagua, puerto vallarta, mexico". When the street map shows, double click on the "A" map locator icon. Then, change to the Street View and you will be standing right outside the front door of Platino.
To make things easier, I hope this Google Map link works (give it a few seconds to automatically load the street view photo): [url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=sierra+aconcagua,+puerto+vallarta,+mexico&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Sierra+Aconcagua,+Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&ll=20.629832,-105.228746&spn=0.010041,0.016758&z=16&layer=c&cbll=20.628552,-105.228751&panoid=tw2mMYmvfqyabUDO7_qN8Q&cbp=12,224,,0,3.29[/url][/QUOTE]Hello Don Tonto!
Thank you for your report. I was able to find the place last year when I was looking for it and wrote a report on my visit here. I think it was around September 2008.
Thank you very much for the maps you post in here!!! This is a great help to find the places!
Dude, you are the man. I greatly appreciate the time and effort.
Can someone more computer savvy than me link Don Tonto's post to reports of distinction?
I am not being lazy. I tried doing it and it did not work. I must be doing something wrong.
After asking a few Cab drives and 2 local mongers I was assured the only Candys was in PV. I think there is a good opportunity for a club in Bucerias.
[QUOTE=Mexico Larry]After asking a few Cab drives and 2 local mongers I was assured the only Candys was in PV. I think there is a good opportunity for a club in Bucerias.[/QUOTE]
Thank you so much. You saved me a lot of time and searching around.
Candy's is nolonger the place it used to be. Went there at midnight during midweek. According to the guy at the front door There are supposed to be 26 girls working. Paid my $20 US cover. This gets you a free tequila shot at the door, once you get upstairs to the club. The guy there says there are 16 girls working ( and it is not my Spanish ). Once in, I realize that I am the only customer there. It feels Wierd to be the only guy at a stripclub with music blaring and disco lights going. Anyway, there are may be 10 girls working. There are about 10 guys working the club including waiters, closers, dj etc. Someone dragged a bored Chica to get up on the stage to move around a bit. Another Chica was showed my lap by the friendly waiter who asked me three times in the last 5 min what I wanted to drink. Now he wants to know if I want to buy a Chica drink. No thanks. She was not my type so I sent her away. I waved at Celeste from Acapulco, 22 nice body, no kids but a mediocre face. She gave me the free lap dance, which was fine. The prices after that are $100 for 15 min which includes a CBJ and $200 for 30 min which includes FS. I opted for 15 minutes and she took me to a room outside with a couch. She was friendly while chatting but her perforamance sucked ( no pun intended) she was very interested in a take out but I was not.*
On the way out everybody that I ran into asked for a tip and none of them got it. I am never going back to Candys unless I hear otherwise from someone reliable. *
Went to Aquah next day.
P.S. Sorry for the typos*
i was at the front desk of our 4 star all-inclusive hotel around midnight, changing dollars to pesos. a guy walks up at the same time with the bell man in tow looking for translation help. he is north american in his late 20’s or early thirties and slightly drunk. he wants to get laid and he wants the bell man to “hook him up”. he looks at me and says, “how do you say hook me up in spanish?” i have no idea so he proceeds to demonstrate the three of us his desires by using pelvic thrusts. the hotel staff now get it.
this north american explains that he wants the girl to come to his room. the desk guy explains that it is $63 us for a guest. once he got the ok from the guest, to my surprise the front desk guy pulls up out a candy’s card and starts to make a phone call. now i am curious. i ask him what the plan is and he tells me that he is calling them to see if they can send a girl! wow! that is news for me and i thought some of you may find this very useful.
i explain to my new friend that this place, candy's, is a $5 cab ride and he can go check it out himself. he liked that plan but he wants me to tag along and be his wing man. sure.
in the cab he tells me that he only has $120 us on him. i told him to forget candy’s and i take him to zona. once we get there he gets out and starts peeing in front of the cab one door from stavaganza. (now he is confirmed drunk). the security guy walks over and says something to him which i can’t hear as i am obviously trying to distance myself from my new friend (i must not be a good wing man). apparently he had to part with 100 pesos to keep himself from getting in trouble with security. i thought it was hilarious.
i already reported what happened to me in stravaganza. my new buddy was horny but was offended that the prices were “so high”. he says he just wants to look but wants some white powder! now i am getting restless and a bit nervous. the cabbie, who accompanied us into the club at my buddies insistence, is ready to supply. 10 minutes later a small amount was going to be purchased for 200 pesos and the transaction was going to happen in the club. i wanted no part of this so i walked out and went to taboo.
more later…
I am here at the airport in Puerto Vallarta getting ready to depart. I wish I knew you were around so we could have done some partying together!. I had my usual good time with Rogilio, going to the Mexican cantinas, spending time in my bar, and then eventually making it out to El Y Ellas, Conojitos, and Zona Roja. About four I ended up doing my usual thing and taking a couple of girls to Motel Dunes for some jacuzzi fun. I am soooooooo frickin hung over, and having to fly in this state is NOT good. I feel like I want to die!. LOL! Two days of hard core partying has taken its toll on me.. This time I also rented a condo through Craigslist instead of renting a hotel. I found a nice place that was close to Los Muertos beach, and it was much less expensive than a hotel, with all the amentities of home, with the exception of the jacuzzi, which is why I went to my usual late night fun place "Motel Dunas".
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]I am here at the airport in Puerto Vallarta getting ready to depart. I wish I knew you were around so we could have done some partying together!. I had my usual good time with Rogilio, going to the Mexican cantinas, spending time in my bar, and then eventually making it out to El Y Ellas, Conojitos, and Zona Roja. About four I ended up doing my usual thing and taking a couple of girls to Motel Dunes for some jacuzzi fun. I am soooooooo frickin hung over, and having to fly in this state is NOT good. I feel like I want to die!. LOL! Two days of hard core partying has taken its toll on me.. This time I also rented a condo through Craigslist instead of renting a hotel. I found a nice place that was close to Los Muertos beach, and it was much less expensive than a hotel, with all the amentities of home, with the exception of the jacuzzi, which is why I went to my usual late night fun place "Motel Dunas".[/QUOTE]
Sorry I missed you. Would have been lot of fun. I tried Motel Dunas last night. Weird but fun. The place is surprisingly very clean.
Thanks for the posts, Vitrea. I know just how you felt as the only customer at Candy's Girls, or any other high-end club for that matter. It's a really awkward situation.
Strangely enough, in a low-end club, like one in the Zona, being the only customer isn't so bad. I guess it's because one doesn't feel the pressure and he can spend time just talking with the girls. Unlike in the high-end clubs, there's not a room full of well-dressed waiters and pushy, commissioned pimps.
In my opinion, you were right to shake loose from your new-found friend in the Zona. Carrying drugs inside the Zona is such a bad idea. The police make frequent visits and sometimes enter the clubs to do pat-down searches of the customers. On two different occasions, I was searched, along with a couple of dozen other patrons, while inside Stravaganza. On another occasion, I was searched while walking in the Zona parking lot. Fortunately, I was always clean and the cops always let me go.
One night, I couldn't even enter the Zona. I was turned back at the entrance because a big raid was in progress; where all patrons, and their vehicles, were being searched before letting them leave.
Even if you didn't have anything on you, just sitting at the same table as a guy carrying drugs could cause problems: i.e., the guilt by association thing. At worst, everyone could go to jail. At best, there would probably be some hefty bribes to pay to avoid getting hauled away.
Thank you Don T. What that guy did, buying drugs there, was obviously so stupid but I did not realize till I read your comments on close to some major trouble I was in. I feel so lucky not getting into some mess that night.
Anyway, on to fun stuff. So I ask the taxi driver to take me to Taboo.
Taboo: Cover is 280 pesos. 50 more than Aquah. I pay that and go in only to find that there were only 10 to 12 girls and the place was dead. I did something I have never done before in a strip club: Right at the door I told the bouncer that I am leaving and asked for my money back. He still had the cash in his hand and I was about to snatch it from him but he just gave it back to me. I think he was caught by surprise. I just walked over to Aquah, 2nd night this week...
I went there twice.The entry is $20 US or 230 pesos. Vodka is 110 pesos. Girl drinks are $28 US (Did I report this already?)
First girl in my lap is a hot 19 yr old, brown skinned Latina with gorgeous face and a great body. She spoke good english. I spent 15 minutes with her in my lap while she nursed the most expensive drink I have ever purchased. I asked to sit behind the bamboo screen to the left of the stage, adjacent to the bar. This is the only place with some decent privacy in this relatively open bar. She was fun but I did not want to spend 2200 pesos for 30 minutes, all-inclusive offer. They have even more ridiculous offer...
Hi all,
I'll be heading to PV with a group of friends in March, and I'm trying to scout of what kind of play is available. I'm going to be sharing a villa with my friends, so bringing someone home isn't going to be an option. What are my best bets? Just play inside the strip clubs?
Thanks in advance.
Had to hit the "panic" button and abandon the last post :-)
They offer 10 minutes of "lap dances" in a private area, fully clothed for $100 US. Anyway, these places are too overpriced for me. I do enjoy the ambiance, music and vibes of a high-end joint such as Aquah but I fid myself spending a few dollars for "chica drinks" and some grope time. They are available to take out and meeting the next day but I did not try.
Girls: Brenda is a hottie and knows what she is doing and Tamarah is a light skinned sweetheart that one my fall in love if they know bit of Spanish. I bought her drinks two days in a row!
I found out that some girls are posting on CL suggesting that they are independent but actually work for an agency. This may or not may not be a bad thing. Just an FYI.
Angie: She advertises on CL as an english speaker and calls herself "hot as hell". She is a Canadian, in her mid thirties, smokes and she has decent face and body. I saw her at Motel Dunas. This place is perfect for outcalls when you can't bring the chica to your villa. $30 to $50 depending on the type of room and it is very clean.
Angie ordered a drink on my tab, smoked two cigs, ordered condoms (said she does not have any) and talked BS for over 30 minutes, said she wanted to wait till the drinks get there! No BBBJ and CBJ was mediocre at best. She claimed 2200 pesos in the email but when the time came to pay, she said it is 3000 pesos. I have been around the block so I only gave her what we agreed (she did not expect me to have her emails on my phone)What a rip off.
I did find an absolute gem on CL. Her name is Brandi, more on her later.
I went over to Antorches the other day and figured I should report. When I walked in there was an older lady that I am sure used to be pretty attractive, she asked what I want, I say I need a beer and to sit. So we get a beer and she sits with me. She starts asking me witch girl I want, this is after 1 minute so I say I have to relax for a minute, she then says its 120 us for a girl and the room and that if I go with her it would be 80. I decline and she goes away for a while.
I then saw Luisa come back from a room. She is skinny with big tits and some belly fat, we agree on 100 with room for everything. She was a nice time, BBBJ nice and long and soft for about 15 minutes then a few positions until cum. No rush at all and a good time. The only drawback is the price is a bit high and there are not that many attractive SP's. I would say maybe 3 doable out of about 20 that day. It was 1pm and 2 ships where in.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Almost all of the girls who advertise on Craigslist work for an agency like I pointed out in my previous post. Here is a list of those girls, including Brandi and Angie. They love to tell you that they are working independently but the prove is right here.
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/1571266147.html[/url][/QUOTE]
I searched CL quite a bit and do not find her picture. May be removed, as agencies frequently do that. She is 19, light skinned Mexican with a spinner body (9). Face is probably a 7 but has a great attitude (10). Very sweet, does not speak english and is a bit shy. Very prompt and is overall a class act. Please treat her well.
Black Hawk69, I sent you a PM.
Hola Amigo's
I land in PVR Feb 25th - March 2nd. I need a wingman or two for some parties. Is anyone in town during that time??
Will get in touch with Rohilio before I arrive as he can put some of the ground work togther on Puntane for us as hes always happy to join up with me for PVR adventures.
Please send me a Message if intereseted.
Ex
[QUOTE=Vitrea]I searched CL quite a bit and do not find her picture. May be removed, as agencies frequently do that. She is 19, light skinned Mexican with a spinner body (9). Face is probably a 7 but has a great attitude (10). Very sweet, does not speak english and is a bit shy. Very prompt and is overall a class act. Please treat her well.
Black Hawk69, I sent you a PM.[/QUOTE]I have used PV Playmates many times. Dani is my prefered girl there. Sweet little package and she works it however I want it. Is it more expensive than the zona or other avenues? YES. But I also like the fact I can lay out by the pool all day and drink, and have some beauty delivered to my room at not much more expense.
I'm sure I'm in the minority here, but when you get a piece of ass with class as the agency likes to say served up at the time of your choosing thats worth a premium, at least to me.
(I do love the hunt for fresh girls newly entering the business as much tho)
Exthalmus
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]I have used PV Playmates many times. Dani is my prefered girl there. Sweet little package and she works it however I want it. Is it more expensive than the zona or other avenues? YES. But I also like the fact I can lay out by the pool all day and drink, and have some beauty delivered to my room at not much more expense.
I'm sure I'm in the minority here, but when you get a piece of ass with class as the agency likes to say served up at the time of your choosing thats worth a premium, at least to me.
(I do love the hunt for fresh girls newly entering the business as much tho)
Exthalmus[/QUOTE]I could never get excited enough to do that Exthalmus. I have to be able to party with them, creative some atmosphere and chemistry, the girlfriend and boyfriend experience, or forget it. It has always been this way with me. You could have the most beautiful woman in the world in front of me, and I could never get excited enough to do her, as sex means nothing to me without the chemistry and party, but many others just like to get there nut off, and they are happy with that, but it just does not work for me.
I not understand with tourism way down in Mexico, the flights are priced higher than any other time that I can remember. I normally pay from my departure city about $350.00 for a direct flight, but checking weekend flights all the way through March, all I am finding at this time for direct flights is fares running around $600.00 dollars, almost double from normal. This just does not make any sense to me, but I am going to continue to look, and hopefully I can catch a last minute discounted flight for the end of February.
Will keep you posted.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]I could never get excited enough to do that Exthalmus. I have to be able to party with them, creative some atmosphere and chemistry, the girlfriend and boyfriend experience, or forget it. It has always been this way with me. You could have the most beautiful woman in the world in front of me, and I could never get excited enough to do her, as sex means nothing to me without the chemistry and party, but many others just like to get there nut off, and they are happy with that, but it just does not work for me.
I not understand with tourism way down in Mexico, the flights are priced higher than any other time that I can remember. I normally pay from my departure city about $350.00 for a direct flight, but checking weekend flights all the way through March, all I am finding at this time for direct flights is fares running around $600.00 dollars, almost double from normal. This just does not make any sense to me, but I am going to continue to look, and hopefully I can catch a last minute discounted flight for the end of February.
Will keep you posted.[/QUOTE]I agree about the just busting a Nut Thing. I guess I have developed a fondness of this little cuttie and she gives massage, BBBJ and sex for two hours and is only 21. So I'll rephrase that I like ONE girl very much in the agency.
Hopefully the flights open up for you. Please keep me posted.
EX
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]I could never get excited enough to do that Exthalmus. I have to be able to party with them, creative some atmosphere and chemistry, the girlfriend and boyfriend experience, or forget it. It has always been this way with me. You could have the most beautiful woman in the world in front of me, and I could never get excited enough to do her, as sex means nothing to me without the chemistry and party, but many others just like to get there nut off, and they are happy with that, but it just does not work for me.
I not understand with tourism way down in Mexico, the flights are priced higher than any other time that I can remember. I normally pay from my departure city about $350.00 for a direct flight, but checking weekend flights all the way through March, all I am finding at this time for direct flights is fares running around $600.00 dollars, almost double from normal. This just does not make any sense to me, but I am going to continue to look, and hopefully I can catch a last minute discounted flight for the end of February.
Will keep you posted.[/QUOTE]
Hey Boss,
Good point about flight tickets to PVR. I was looking for tickets from Midwest for late February also and they are high. Over $600 and close $800 if I wnat decent times. I think the airlines have cut back on the number of flights and now that they have decreased supply more than the demand,....prices go up. :-)
Right, So I thought I'd share what kinda fun classy girls PV Playmates has to offer. I usually take her to drinks or dinner then playtime.
Blackhawk69 I hope you and your friend here find flights down to PVR at the end of the month. We could throw one hell of a party :P
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]I have used PV Playmates many times. Dani is my prefered girl there. Sweet little package and she works it however I want it. Is it more expensive than the zona or other avenues? YES. But I also like the fact I can lay out by the pool all day and drink, and have some beauty delivered to my room at not much more expense.
I'm sure I'm in the minority here, but when you get a piece of ass with class as the agency likes to say served up at the time of your choosing thats worth a premium, at least to me.
(I do love the hunt for fresh girls newly entering the business as much tho)
Exthalmus[/QUOTE]
FYI - Most Majors matched Continentals sale today...
[url]http://www.continental.com/web/en-US/content/deals/offers/featured_fares_mex.aspx[/url]
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Hey Boss,
Good point about flight tickets to PVR. I was looking for tickets from Midwest for late February also and they are high. Over $600 and close $800 if I wnat decent times. I think the airlines have cut back on the number of flights and now that they have decreased supply more than the demand,....prices go up. :-)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]FYI - Most Majors matched Continentals sale today...
[url]http://www.continental.com/web/en-US/content/deals/offers/featured_fares_mex.aspx[/url][/QUOTE]
Exthalmus,
Thank you for the airlines update and for posting the picture. She is cute. I am assuming that she is Dani :-)
My plans are not confirmed but I look forward to hooking up.
Gracias
Vitrea
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Exthalmus,
Thank you for the airlines update and for posting the picture. She is cute. I am assuming that she is Dani :-)
My plans are not confirmed but I look forward to hooking up.
Gracias
Vitrea[/QUOTE]
Aye its Dani ;) I hope your plans come together for the end of the Month!! Look forward to seeing you guys down there.
Ex
For those who live near a Mexican city with [url]www.Volaris. Com. Mx[/url] airline service (Equivalent to Southwest) and if you can fly on a Sunday, the 1 way fare is $ 507 MXN pesos. Yes, true. I just booked Tijuana to PVR. About $ 40 USD.
Living in San Diego, I just trolley to the border and get a taxi to Tijuana airport.
Found a reward flight that opened up. Booked. Please PM me if you wish to hook up whilst I'm in town for beers or a Party
Ex
I can highly recommend Dani. She was one of my best escort girls I ever had around the globe. I only had her once so far. I put a report on her. I think it was around September/October 2008.
I find the fun in changing girls as often as possible but still I like to go back with some good escort girls again after a while so if I find Dani again for a good discount price I will book her again.
Anyone have any rec's for a hotel in PV that I can bring newfound local friends back to without any difficulty? Would prefer reasonably priced (under $100/nt) and near the beach if possible.
I can validate that the Volaris TJ to PV promo fares are available during several dates within the next 5 weeks or so for ~ $80 US round trip. But unless I can get a decent guest-friendly hotel, the trip makes no sense.
[QUOTE=Member #2041]Anyone have any rec's for a hotel in PV that I can bring newfound local friends back to without any difficulty? Would prefer reasonably priced (under $100/nt) and near the beach if possible.
I can validate that the Volaris TJ to PV promo fares are available during several dates within the next 5 weeks or so for ~ $80 US round trip. But unless I can get a decent guest-friendly hotel, the trip makes no sense.[/QUOTE]
As Posted I got a last minute reward trip for Wed-Sat this week... Just about every room in the Romantica Zona is gone.... I am looking on Craigslist right now per BlackHawk69's advice... I have met some Brirish EX Pats down in the clubs who rent out their pads when they go back n forth to Work in the UK.. will let Yall know how it works out
EX
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]As Posted I got a last minute reward trip for Wed-Sat this week... Just about every room in the Romantica Zona is gone.... I am looking on Craigslist right now per BlackHawk69's advice... I have met some Brirish EX Pats down in the clubs who rent out their pads when they go back n forth to Work in the UK.. will let Yall know how it works out
EX[/QUOTE]Hotel "Estancia San Carlos", is located on Constitucion 210, Puerto Vallarta 48380, in Zona Centro. Telephone number is 322-222-6230. I THINK there email address is [email]vallarta@estanciasancarlos.com.mx[/email]
It is a reasonably priced hotel that I would highly recommend. The rooms are actual suites with a fully equipped kitchen, living room, and bedroom/bathroom, cable tv, and air conditioning, and the place does have a pool. I have stayed here probably 20 times, and it is guest friendly. I obviously liked it, having stayed there so many times. It is a basic economically priced hotel, in a very secure and popular area, and it is in my preferred area of Puerto Vallarta. It is located in what is referred to as Old Vallarta. The beach, Los Muertos, which is the most popular beach in Puerto Vallarta, is a short 10 minute walk away The cost last year was 500 pesos a night, and I confirmed moments ago that they raised the price to 600 pesos with this being high season. When I called them they initially wanted 690 pesos, so make sure you negotiate with them. In making a reservation by telephone it might be a good idea to get the name of the person you are speaking with, and to see if she/he can send you confirmation in the way of a fax, or email, with the rental rate you are being quoted. They are under new ownership from when I stayed there last. Also, located a block away is the supermarket "Rizo" When leaving the hotel take a left and a half block down you will find the best burria tacos in the world in my opinion. The taco stand is called "Robles Birria or Robles Tacos". They are only open in the mornings, as they are so good they run out at about 12pm.
Another economically priced hotel you might want to try, and I also highly recommend is "Hotel Posada Roger". The actual address is Basilio Badillo 237, Puerto Vallarta 48380. Telephone number is 322-222-0639. Email: [email]posadarogeratyahoo.com[/email] I called the hotel to confirm pricing and the price is sixty dollars per night. You will also be able to negotiate with them once you are there. Below is a couple of links, one to "Travel Advisor" for a review, and the other is a link to the website of the hotel. It is located next to the best breakfast restaurant in all of Puerto Vallarta, called "Freddy's Tucan". Anyone around this area of the city will recommend it to you, as the food is that good, and it is priced reasonably.
The hotel "Roger" is an older hotel that is very clean, has cable television, air conditioning, hot water, and there is a roof top pool. This hotel is located 3 or 4 minutes from the beach "Los Muertos" that I spoke of above, and one block from the restaurant and sports bar called "El Torito".
[url]http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g150793-d152376-r53612518-Posada_Roger-Puerto_Vallarta_Pacific_Coast.html#CHECK_RATES_CONT[/url]
[url]http://www.hotelposadaderoger.com/[/url]
I know many people like to have firm plans in place, but my suggestion is to go to "Hotel Posado Roger" or "Hotel Estancia San Carlos", and if you cannot negotiate an acceptable rate for yourself, check out the other hotels that are in this area, as there is an abundance of hotels within a few minute walk of each other. All these hotels are economically priced, and are local hotels that are very safe and secure. I know you can secure a hotel room for fifty to sixty dollars a night in any of these hotels, and they are all guest friendly, and you will find yourself very happy with your accomodations.
The other thing you can do is rent it for one night, and then after you have checked in, check out the other hotels around you, as it will not be hard to spot them, or you can ask any taxi driver in the area for a local economically priced hotel that is with in walking distance of the area you are in.
I can't think of the name of it, but there is another nice local hotel that is close to the popular restaurant called "Cafe de Olla", a block, to a block and half walk from "Hotel Posada Roger" towards the beach. This hotel is a minute walk to the beach, a 3 to 4 minute walk to the popular gringo bar "Andeles". I know last year the pricing structure here was around fifty dollars a night, and it is also guest friendly.
Hotel Azteca Puerto Vallarta is located on a street called Madero 440, in what is called Zona Romantic. The telephone number is 322-222-2750 This is a more economically priced girl friendly hotel that is very clean, popular, secure, has cable television, ceiling fans/no air conditioning, (you will not need it) and where you can feel very comfortable walking around. Many people who come to stay in Puerto Vallarta for the entire winter stay here. It is very close to restaurants, markets, taco stands, stores, and is about a 15 minute walk to Los Muertos Beach, and is about a 5 minute walk from the hotel "Estancia San Carlos" As an added bonus, just a block away you will find the "Hotel Erendia" where girls working the street will B. They hangout on the street around this hotel. I have also stayed at this hotel so I am very comfortable recommending it to you, and I just called to get pricing information, and it is approximately twenty five dollars a night for one person, thirty dollars for two.
Here is the reviews on this hotel from Travel Advisor.
[url]http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g150793-d152359-Reviews-Azteca_Hotel-Puerto_Vallarta_Pacific_Coast.html[/url]
One last note: These are local hotels, and all the ones I mentioned above are within a 15 minute walk of each other, and there is no need to make reservations in advance. If I can be of futher help to you, please send me a personal message. You might also want to check on Craigslist Puerto Vallarta under vacation rentals, as there is always some very good deals to be had.
[url]http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/vac/[/url]
You will want to stay in areas labled Centro or Old Vallarta, Zona Romantic, Olas Atlas, Los Muertos beach area, and Conchas Chinas. Conchas Chinas is one of the weathier areas of Puerto Vallarta, but you might have to take a 5 minute taxi ride to get to any of the areas I mentioned above, as Conchas Chinas sits up on a steep hill. I highly suggest you take this advice as well when searching for hotels on any of the search engines such as Expedia, Orbitz, Kayak, or Travelocity. DO NOT RENT A HOTEL ROOM or an apartment in what is called Nuevo Vallarta, as it is a 30 to 40 minutes from the city of Puerto Vallarta, even though these search engines still refer to it as Puerto Vallarta. If you rent out in this area you are out in the middle of nowhere, as this area is all about all inclusive hotels. I also would not recommend renting in what is referred to as the hotel zone, unless you are renting a car. It is much better to rent in Old Vallarta where you can walk everywhere, and get to experience some of the culture of Mexico, and the city of Puerto Vallarta.
Another thing to consider when renting a air/hotel package, almost 99 percent of the hotels offered are not guest friendly.
He is very honest, trustworthy, knowledgeable, knows many girls, can translate for you if needed, and he has a nice air conditioned taxi. He is a great guy to have along with you if you want to party, and can be a real benefit to you. He knows all the bars/discos, and is available to give you tours of Puerto Vallarta, airport pickup and drop off, and basically is there for any need you may have. He parties with me every night I am in Puerto Vallarta, as I like to party and not have to worry about security or any matter that may arise, as he takes care of everything for me, from paying my bar bills, to checking my change to make sure I am not being ripped off from bartenders and waitresses, to using him as a cover if it is needed when I am speaking to the girls. When I party, I do not want any responsibilites other than to have fun, so he works out great for me. If you would like me to contact him on your behalf just send me a message, and I will make the arrangements for you. He does speak passable english, and he is not difficult to understand.
He is especially great to use for your first day in Puerto Vallarta to get you to your hotel or to your apartment from the airport, and to take you to the grocery store to stock up on food, refreshments, liquor, to take you to get your money exchanged, and at night to take you on a bar/disco tour, allowing you to get to know where everything is at, as well as experience the real culture of what Mexico is all about, by taking you to local bars, taco stands, restaurants, and the lower end girl places.
Hope this is all helpful to someone.
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]As Posted I got a last minute reward trip for Wed-Sat this week... Just about every room in the Romantica Zona is gone.... I am looking on Craigslist right now per BlackHawk69's advice... I have met some Brirish EX Pats down in the clubs who rent out their pads when they go back n forth to Work in the UK.. will let Yall know how it works out
EX[/QUOTE]
Ex: I was looking at craigslist rentals also, per Blackhawk's advice. They have some decent places. BTW, if you are there 10-13 Feb have fun. If I do, I won't be able to make till later in the Month.
Sex Hunter: You mention "good price". How aggressively are you and others able to negotiate prices. I have not tried because I assume it is the agency that sets the prices. I may do more frequent visits if they come down on the price a bit. Please post or PM. As I reported, I paid 2200 pesos. I think $140 to $150 US would be a fair price. I agree that right now it is a bit expensive.
Hot: Thank you for the tip re mexican airlines. I may check out Guadalajara for a day, from PVR (I wonder if they fly that route non-stop)
P.S: I just checked. Volaris only flies to PVR to TJ. Does not fly to any other Mexican city from PVR.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Ex: I was looking at craigslist rentals also, per Blackhawk's advice. They have some decent places. BTW, if you are there 10-13 Feb have fun. If I do, I won't be able to make till later in the Month.
Sex Hunter: You mention "good price". How aggressively are you and others able to negotiate prices. I have not tried because I assume it is the agency that sets the prices. I may do more frequent visits if they come down on the price a bit. Please post or PM. As I reported, I paid 2200 pesos. I think $140 to $150 US would be a fair price. I agree that right now it is a bit expensive.
Hot: Thank you for the tip re mexican airlines. I may check out Guadalajara for a day, from PVR (I wonder if they fly that route non-stop)[/QUOTE]
I'll be there Feb 10-13th & Feb 25-March 2nd These are Booked in stone as I have tickets already.... I have passed on Mardi Gras as I want some warm ass wFeeather, Nawlins next weeks is 39-49... FK that lol
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]I'll be there Feb 10-13th & Feb 25-March 2nd These are Booked in stone as I have tickets already.... I have passed on Mardi Gras as I want some warm ass wFeeather, Nawlins next weeks is 39-49... FK that lol[/QUOTE]
Twice in Feb? Good for you. Awesome! You must really like PV, I mean, for more than for mongering reasons. Have you checked out Merida? That is where I want to try and go when I get a chance to go to east coast.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Twice in Feb? Good for you. Awesome! You must really like PV, I mean, for more than for mongering reasons. Have you checked out Merida? That is where I want to try and go when I get a chance to go to east coast.[/QUOTE]
I'm in Texas so American Airlines always has reward seats open... PVR is also safe for me to go clubing or drinking at 3am, and between the locals and the Snow Birds its a fun time in Winter :)
I do need to get out and go elsewhere, but all of my friends locally do not share my Hobby, and I know several locals in PVT which makes it cool.
EX
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69][QUOTE=Vitrea]Thank you for the tip re mexican airlines. I may check out Guadalajara for a day, from PVR (I wonder if they fly that route non-stop)
Here is a listing of the domestic airlines in Mexico. One bit of advice I can give you, is that generally it is much cheaper booking your flight while in Mexico at a travel agency. I have found this to be true in other parts of the world as well.
ANYONE else thinking about going to Puerto Vallarta, I highly suggest you consider meeting Ex, V, and myself on February 25th or 26th for the weekend, providing V and I can find some reasonably priced airfare on a non-stop flight.[/QUOTE]
Dude, you are too much. I am amazed at the wealth of information you take the time to provide. No excuse, if I don't make it. Party on brother.
las antorches, across from the cruise ships, is doing business as usual. at 5 pm on a wednesday, with one ship in port, there were 8 girls. six were plain and slightly overweight, one was quite fat, and one was reasonably slim. beer (indio) was 25 pesos, a 5 peso increase from my last visit. the house in the rear, which is quite a walk from the bar on a narrow cement path, was open for business.
i chose the slender one, whose name was similar to kalina, but i'm not sure. she has a pretty face and is tall. at first i thought she was the infamous "winker" from years past, who gave lousy service and winked at you continuously while she gave it. but this was a different person, and had a pleasant personality. 28 years old, with two kids, lives in ixtapa (nearby town, not the resort). she asked for $100 usd, until she realized i wasn't fresh off the boat or a rich tourist. we settled for 500 pesos for her, which is a rate i overheard another girl ask from a mexican guy. i suggest you guys don't go much above this for full service; after all, it's a pretty skanky bar and paris hilton doesn't work here.
i thought the room was overpriced (also skanky, and of course the maid asked for a tip, which i didn't provide). the rate was 230 pesos, way up from last year. on our return down the cement path we saw a fire erupting in the trees one block away. yikes, there's never a dull moment in this town. this year alone there have been fires, torrential rain, gangster shootings on the malecon, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] of the treasury by the departing mayor, and huge waves devouring the beach. all in all great fun, however.
anyway kalina was a good choice, and all the girls were anxious for business, so if you're not a nighttime guy this might be the place to check out. tell your wife you're going to soriano's supermarket by the marine terminal, which is basically across the street.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]
Sex Hunter: You mention "good price". How aggressively are you and others able to negotiate prices. I have not tried because I assume it is the agency that sets the prices. I may do more frequent visits if they come down on the price a bit. Please post or PM. As I reported, I paid 2200 pesos. I think $140 to $150 US would be a fair price. I agree that right now it is a bit expensive.[/QUOTE]If you go with a girl from Craigslist then u mostly get a girl working for an agency. This gives you by most of the girls no chance for negotiate prices. I tried it once to negotiate with the price on Dani but the agency was not willing to do something. About 3 month later in the bad season her price went down for a special offer!
A good price is for me if the agency gives a special offer for a girl or good looking girls I get for around 2 200 Pesos for 2 hours from an agency. I am only interested in girls from craigslist or agencys when I get some good pictures (not that small shit pics you see on craigslist) of the girl. If the girl is not looking good in my eyes I will not take her. I won´t go with fat or ugly girls or girls over 40 years of age. Not even for a free price. If I find a girl with a great hot look I am ready to put my hands in the pocket and get the cash out. I guess she had to invest some money in that look too. Most of the girls I find on craigslist I will not pay more as 1 700 Pesos an hour. Their looks are not worth it. I also have to put Money in a Motel too.
I have been with Migdalia from Craigslist a few days ago. I spend 2 sweet hours with her in a Motel. I got the greatest blowjob in my life from her! She has great skills. Migdalia is a very friendly girl with a age of 30. The body is slim, no fat at all! She has a small sexy ass that gave me the pleasure of coming twice while I was in doggy with her! The face is not that beautifull but the rest is a 1A! I got her for a price of 1200 Pesos an hour. After the time was over I asked her for another hour which was 1 000 Pesos more. What I also loved was that she was around 10 Minutes after I text her the Motel and the room number in my room! Migdalia is new to that business and was very shy and nervious when she arrived. I went into the Jacuzzi with her and then she started to enjoy the time and the new job!
Here you can also find her!
[url]http://www.puertovallartaescorts.isgreat.org/index.html[/url]
quick update . Landed in PVR yesterday. Rojilio picked me up 9ish and had two girls waiting for me. Jessica from antarches ran me 100 US from 9pm till 2 am when I was done with her. She let me do her 4 times and sucked me raw in the hot tub for 30 min. Sweet girl and loads of fun, Rojiolio has her number.
we stopped by Zona to see chava but her wasn't in at 3am, There was a girl whos ass n legs were unreal in her jeans,so even tho i had no MSB left (massive sperm buildup) i paid her 600 to get some of that killer body. super cute smile and face too...nice real c cup boobies. she gave BBBJ that i didnt even ask for,like i would pass hehe.
I have nice pics but this computer is a netbook so Yall will have to wait till Sat for hottub pics of jessica and her friend :p
Off for my Womb tonight and will update in morning
Ex
Sorry for the delay here are some pics from last week on Wed night :p
EX
Jessica is the smaller one btw
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Sorry for the delay here are some pics from last week on Wed night :p
EX
Jessica is the smaller one btw[/QUOTE]Here is the pics that Exthalmus wanted to post. He is having computer problems so I told him I would do it for him. The smaller girl is Jessica, and the other is her friend. Both girls wanted one hundred dollars each for the entire night, and wanted to party in the bars and do whatever. Ex told me they were super cool! The pic with Jessicas friend and another guy, is the taxi driver friend of ours, and others here on the board whose name is Rogilio. See other reports regarding him by Ex, myself, and others. Great guy. As I have posted previously, the last weekend in February is "Party Time in Puerto Vallarta", as Ex, Vitrea, and myself will be there at this time, so come on and join us for some fun and exciting times! ;)
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Here is the pics that Exthalmus wanted to post. He is having computer problems so I told him I would do it for him. The smaller girl is Jessica, and the other is her friend. Both girls wanted one hundred dollars each for the entire night, and wanted to party in the bars and do whatever. Ex told me they were super cool! The pic with Jessicas friend and another guy, is the taxi driver friend of ours, and others here on the board whose name is Rogilio. See other reports regarding him by Ex, myself, and others. Great guy. As I have posted previously, the last weekend in February is "Party Time in Puerto Vallarta", as Ex, Vitrea, and myself will be there at this time, so come on and join us for some fun and exciting times! ;)[/QUOTE]Great girls with a great report! Is there a chance of giving me there tel. number via PM so I can contact them?
I met up with Blackhawk69 at Las antarches and both him and Exthalmus last night in the Zona. Blackhawk69 is a cool guy and he knows how to host a party. Ex is one of the friendliest people you will ever meet. Rojilio, BH69's wingman, was there too. Unfortunately I had another friend with me who could not stay longer so we had to move on.
They had some very good quality in Sxtravaganza last night (best I have seen so far). I went with Veronica who is a tall, very fair complexioned girl. She is a bit shy and new to the business. She does not do a lot of things that are considered standard by most mongers (YMMV) but I enjoyed my time with her. Talk to her and she will be upfront with you. We actually went beyond the 30 minutes time and had to be asked to leave with the reminder knock on the door.
My buddy went with Ruby, another tall morena with a beautiful face. He said he enjoyed it. 750 pesos including the room.
The waiters did try to over charge us for the drinks. When I asked them to call the manager, they backed off.
I got pulled over for going into the "lateral" illegally from the main road. This happened at 1 AM and they followed us from the club. They roll a piece of paper into a cone and ask you to blow into it, smell it and figure out if you are "drunk". What a scam. I had a couple of drinks but I was not drunk .
They threatened to take to the station and have a "doctor" check the blood alcohol level blah..blah..blah...but who knows if I was in legal limits or not or if the machines are accurate or not or how long it would take us. It cost us $300 US to get out.
Moral: At least late at night, use a taxi.
I stopped driving in PV at night years ago as the policia have become more aggressive looking for cash even from those of us who live here. A few months ago driving home from a late dinner and many drinks a friend and I were pulled over and the policia produced a small hand held breathalyzer. Cost him $2, 000 pesos to get out of it. Always take a taxi.
Guys, listen to the good advice of Vitrea and Section11: Take a taxi when you plan to go out drinking!
The problem is: there are relatively few personal cars out on the Puerto Vallarta streets during the after-midnight hours. Your shiny rental car will be a cop-magnet on those well-patrolled streets. Late at night, I have had the cops follow me for a few miles - just waiting for me to commit any traffic infraction, so they would have an excuse to check for alcohol on my breath.
Using taxis is such a good idea. All of the nightclubs, popular restaurants, stripbars, etc. will have taxis waiting out front to safely take you home. Even in the Zona Rojo (Stravaganza, Las Alansas, etc.), there are at least three, or four, taxis always waiting in the parking lot. Just make sure to ask the taxi driver for the fare BEFORE you enter his taxi. The city has fixed taxi charges (depending on distance) to travel from one zone to another. The fare is per ride, NOT per passenger. Most taxi drivers are honest and charge these official prices. But occasionally, you will run across a driver who will try to over-charge.
i got stopped by the cops in pv now over 5 times always for speeding. first they tell me that they take my driving license and made a big story out of it like i have to go next day to the police station to pick it up. this would be the correct and also cheapest way for a foreigner like us. the big problem is that u have no driving license so you can´t continue driving. they know your problem very well. just wait until they told you what they do and give them your driving license, then ask them how much it would be without a ticket. normaly they know that it´s there last chance because you already give them the license. then they will tell you 500 pesos. you need to tell them look, if i go there tomorrow i only need to pay 250 pesos because of the 50% discount if you pay during the first days. then offer him like 250 pesos. he knows you are foreigners so he will try to push the price up to 500. you have plenty of time to chat with him, tell him the 500 pesos is impossible because your kids want to eat so lets make 300 pesos. don´t accept more then 400 pesos. if he still wants more just say no thanks, take the license and tomorrow i am off with 250 pesos. if the cop is not stupid he will now reduce the price! if no, let him take the license.
Sounds like this is big problem. Don't these guys realize that it is bad for local economy to harass tourists? I can understand DUI issues and I am at fault for driving after a few drinks. Last night my buddy was the designated driver.
One reason to take your own car is to avoid cover charge. So own car with designated driver or onw way car to the club and return in a cab is another option. BTW, we did not get charged for any cover cover charge at Aqua or taboo during 4 trips because we drove ourselves.
In the end the math was still against us. We saved $150 in covers and paid more to the cops :-)
a guy I ran into at car rental place says he brings several fake IDs from US and gives them to the cops. He let's them
keep it. He also asks the rental car company to the take the rental sticker off. I am not sure if that helps.
More on chicas coming up
When I cab it to the clubs I just have the drivers drop me off away from the clubs and walk half a block and never pay a cover.
[QUOTE=Section11]When I cab it to the clubs I just have the drivers drop me off away from the clubs and walk half a block and never pay a cover.[/QUOTE]
Right on. Best suggestion of all.
You do need to know another address or landmark to tell the cab driver. I did this once (three weeks ago actually). The cabbie was sharp and knew where I was headed and showed up at the club before me and told them I am coming. Few minutes later I came walking and they charged me a cover. They will NEVER admit that they are charging me a cover because I came in a cab. They also do not want to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off the cab driver as they do not want the cabbies boycotting them.
If you are a regular and if they recognize you as such, then that is a different story.
cute as a button chica from pv playmates. she is 19 or 20, very light skinned, slim, petite super friendly and prompt. she speaks good english, works as a waitress in one of the high-end restaurants in town. she does bbbj (ymmv) and she is new to business. she showed up without protection, which is one of my pet peeves. she is expensive at 3200/hour.
AM catching up with work and wil post a large report and pics. All I can say is wait till Ya'll here the Royal Horseshit Blackhawk69 and Myself went through.... UNfuckingReal...
More tonight :P
From PV playmates: She is 19 with two kids. Cute face, nice attitude and very friendly. Her pics are old and she is soft around her waist (being nice about it) She is petite, BBBJ but no CIM. The price may be right though at 1800 pesos/hr.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Two words ****BURN'T OUT!. In addition I caught a sinus infection I believe on the airplane today, and have an absessed tooth that is kicking my ass, and started yesterday, and nothing can be done about it, until the infection clears.
Ex. I tried calling you today but got no answer.
V. Thanks for the kind words, and nice meeting you and your friend. Need to talk to you again soon when I get my health back to functioning.. Hope to meet up with you again in the near future somewhere, possibly Colombia or in the lesser antilles. Thailand is another destination we should consider, as I know it quite well.
ISG PVR board. Will share some things later on. One is please stay the frick out of Las Alazenas. I got taken for $300. 00 dollars.
Good night, God knows I need it.. By the way, what is sleep?[/QUOTE]
Glad you Made it home safely :P Tried you back today, so Your probably sleepin.... Call whenever you rest up. Check out FB too I listed some pics. Want to post some here, but do not wish to Duplicate from your batch.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]From PV playmates: She is 19 with two kids. Cute face, nice attitude and very friendly. Her pics are old and she is soft around her waist (being nice about it) She is petite, BBBJ but no CIM. The price may be right though at 1800 pesos/hr.[/QUOTE]
Hola Amigo :) Enjoyed our brief encounters whilst shoppin for Puntane :P
I like PV Playmates, but Have decided I won't go to that Puntane Well except the off season when the snatch is Half off "in season" prices... Dani is still my favorite in PVR but I'll wait till I go down in April to see her.
Cheers My friend
EX
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Hola Amigo :) Enjoyed our brief encounters whilst shoppin for Puntane :P
I like PV Playmates, but Have decided I won't go to that Puntane Well except the off season when the snatch is Half off "in season" prices... Dani is still my favorite in PVR but I'll wait till I go down in April to see her.
Cheers My friend
EX[/QUOTE]
Ex, good idea about half season prices. That itself may be worth tolerating the heat in off season.
Samantha at Aqua provided one of the best GFE sessions ever. She is 20, 5' 6", light skinned, tight beautiful body, gorgeous face and speaks decent english. My friend actually invited her over and bought her a drink. He tipped the floor manager a 200 pesos and took her to the out side VIP area. I did the same later and did not need to tip. She is a delicious kisser (DFK), agreeable to anything except greek and spent 35 minutes in the room. Highly recommended and will see her again.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Ex, good idea about half season prices. That itself may be worth tolerating the heat in off season.[/QUOTE]I don't know specifically about escort prices, but lodging prices go up during the "high season" which runs from November through March. A lot of budget-minded tourists arrive during the last couple of weeks of October to take advantage of the decent weather (not as hot as in Summer) and better hotel prices. The downside is that a few of the tourist-oriented restaurants are only open during the high season.
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]I don't know specifically about escort prices, but lodging prices go up during the "high season" which runs from November through March. A lot of budget-minded tourists arrive during the last couple of weeks of October to take advantage of the decent weather (not as hot as in Summer) and better hotel prices. The downside is that a few of the tourist-oriented restaurants are only open during the high season.[/QUOTE]
Aye, I think I'll be going the Private condo route in the future, and after eating at many local places the tourist locations can kiss my arse :P
EX
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Aye, I think I'll be going the Private condo route in the future, and after eating at many local places the tourist locations can kiss my arse :P
EX[/QUOTE]
I agree with Ex. I discovered a few local places on this trip and the food was awesome. The best food still is at the taco stands. IMHO, the best taco stand is in old town. On your way to the old town restaurant section, on the right hand a block after you cross the river.
Anyone know of a good happy ending massage parlor? Nothing fancy just a good massage and a rub and tug.
Went to Las Antorchas and was not impressed as the prices are quoted quite high but I guess with the big cruise ship that makes a difference. I am looking for a girl I think named Maria? Slim older lady with a sexy body. Anyone know how to find her?
I caught her there (Las Antourchas) for about 5 mins and she left before I had a chance.
Any info would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks
For a massage with a happy ending you should go to Damli Massage. Scroll down and you will find some reports about the place and where you can find it!
Happy Hunting!
TSH
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]For a massage with a happy ending you should go to Damli Massage. Scroll down and you will find some reports about the place and where you can find it![/QUOTE]Or use the Search feature above for the reports, including one with a map posted by Don Tonto. Be sure to use the correct spelling "Dameli".
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]AM catching up with work and wil post a large report and pics. All I can say is wait till Ya'll here the Royal Horseshit Blackhawk69 and Myself went through.... UNfuckingReal...
More tonight :P[/QUOTE]Hey Ex,
Just wondering what happened to you guys?
What's up with these cab drivers. Asked two different taxi drivers to to take me and my wife to zona rosa last and they both pull up to aqua and mirage. Then they say zona is not safe for an american couple this time of year. We went there last year with a cabby and had no problems. Cabbies must get a good commission from the high priced strip clubs.
Very simply the taxi drivers you had are full of shit, and were trying to rip you off. This bullshit just pisses me off. Next time anyone hears this shit try to get the number of the taxi and the name of the driver, and send it to me in a personal message. Maybe he would even provide you a telephone number, as I will report every one of these sonovabitches to the the taxi union.
Yes, they do get a pretty good commission taking you to the high end stripclubs.
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]....Cabbies must get a good commission from the high priced strip clubs.[/QUOTE]You hit the point! You should tell this idiots that they know very well that it is bullshit and all they want is the commission!
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]You hit the point! You should tell this idiots that they know very well that it is bullshit and all they want is the commission![/QUOTE]They get 400 pesos per delivery.
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]What's up with these cab drivers. Asked two different taxi drivers to to take me and my wife to zona rosa last and they both pull up to aqua and mirage. Then they say zona is not safe for an american couple this time of year. We went there last year with a cabby and had no problems. Cabbies must get a good commission from the high priced strip clubs.[/QUOTE]
I agree. I would tell the assholes to shut the fuck up and take you to the Zona. Zona is very safe. The clubs in Zona have been around for a while and they like to stay in business. It is highly unlikely that they would tolerate someone harassing a tourist couple.
Don't let the cabbies tell you that the Zona is closed, either: it's open 7 days a week. Also, I have seen couples at El & Ellas. The club is classier than the clubs in the Zona, without the high prices of the top-end, tourist strip clubs. But, I haven't been to El & Ellas in a long time, so I don't know how the talent is these days. You can find the club's location in my posting on Jan. 9th, 2010, in this same Puerto Vallarta message forum. The facade of El & Ellas looks like a cave from Disneyland, with a big wooden door and couple of gorilla statues on top. It is the second of two side-by-side men's clubs you will encounter at that location.
[QUOTE=Section11]They get 400 pesos per delivery.[/QUOTE]Fuck, that is criminal! One night I was walking in the Marina in PV and a guy gave me a business card of Aqua and told me that I get a feee drink. Any idear how much this fuckers would get as a commission?
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]Don't let the cabbies tell you that the Zona is closed, either: it's open 7 days a week. Also, I have seen couples at El & Ellas. The club is classier than the clubs in the Zona, without the high prices of the top-end, tourist strip clubs. But, I haven't been to El & Ellas in a long time, so I don't know how the talent is these days. You can find the club's location in my posting on Jan. 9th, 2010, in this same Puerto Vallarta message forum. The facade of El & Ellas looks like a cave from Disneyland, with a big wooden door and couple of gorilla statues on top. It is the second of two side-by-side men's clubs you will encounter at that location.[/QUOTE]
the club is nice inside. On a Friday night two weeks ago, around 11PM there were only two women in the club. The manager saw that we were walking out and came running. He was mad at the few chicas that were supposed to be working, apparently chit chatting in the back. He went in and dragged four more chicas out. One was cute, 20yr old. There were atleast 15 local guys in the club nursing beers. They stopped drinking and started watching the drama unfolding with the upset manager. The attention was too much for us, so we left. I am willing to try again.
Apologies for delay, came home to 10 days of on the road work related travel and sick kiddo.
I'll try to post tonight :)
EX
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Very simply the taxi drivers you had are full of shit, and were trying to rip you off. This bullshit just pisses me off. Next time anyone hears this shit try to get the number of the taxi and the name of the driver, and send it to me in a personal message. Maybe he would even provide you a telephone number, as I will report every one of these sonovabitches to the the taxi union.
Yes, they do get a pretty good commission taking you to the high end stripclubs.
Hey Ex,
I have had 4 people sending me personal messages asking me about your previous post, so follow through on the promise you made and post your lengthy report and pics!.[/QUOTE]
Well I was back in PV and decided to hit Antorches since last time I went there I ended up with a pretty good sesssion. Well this time was much diffrent and let me tell you guys why. So I walk in and there are about 20 girls around and about 5 guys so I get a beer and sit down. I was planing to check out who is there and probably go with the same girl Luisa from last time. So after like 3 sips of beer and 2 minutes of sitting I look to my left and see 5 girls and 1 guy sitting at a table. So the guy starts asking me if I want a girl or what is the deal and I say I am going to chill and pick one eventually. He must be a pimp because he starts pressuring me to pick one like this instant, so he sends one over, Camilla was her name that actually doesn't look bad, a little older but not bad. Anyway so I agree to the 80 us and we go to the back. Then she is trying to ask me for 40 for the room and I am pissed cause we agreed on 80 and I know the drill here. I gave 20 more for the room, I know I am a sucker. So we get to the room and she is very friendly but when she takes her clothes off she is so haggard, I mean bad she had bruises all over her body, there was a flap of skin where her ass used to B. Her face was pretty so I was shocked, I just was actually turnred off by her. So she starts CBJ over a limp cock and thats the worst thing, she has my cock in a death grip too and is just going to town. Anyway the session was a bust I just couldn't get hard she was actually repulsive. After, she kept telling me that it was my fault and not hers and I am thinking yeah right but I just agree. I don't think I will go back here because of the pressure to get a girl and really there are not many good looking girls there. Very poor value for the money.
Hey guys,
Thanks for the feedback. My wife and I are going to go up Friday night for some fun!
[QUOTE=Davidag]Well I was back in PV and decided to hit Antorches since last time I went there I ended up with a pretty good sesssion. Well this time was much diffrent and let me tell you guys why. So I walk in and there are about 20 girls around and about 5 guys so I get a beer and sit down. I was planing to check out who is there and probably go with the same girl Luisa from last time. So after like 3 sips of beer and 2 minutes of sitting I look to my left and see 5 girls and 1 guy sitting at a table. So the guy starts asking me if I want a girl or what is the deal and I say I am going to chill and pick one eventually. He must be a pimp because he starts pressuring me to pick one like this instant, so he sends one over, Camilla was her name that actually doesn't look bad, a little older but not bad. Anyway so I agree to the 80 us and we go to the back. Then she is trying to ask me for 40 for the room and I am pissed cause we agreed on 80 and I know the drill here. I gave 20 more for the room, I know I am a sucker. So we get to the room and she is very friendly but when she takes her clothes off she is so haggard, I mean bad she had bruises all over her body, there was a flap of skin where her ass used to B. Her face was pretty so I was shocked, I just was actually turnred off by her. So she starts CBJ over a limp cock and thats the worst thing, she has my cock in a death grip too and is just going to town. Anyway the session was a bust I just couldn't get hard she was actually repulsive. After, she kept telling me that it was my fault and not hers and I am thinking yeah right but I just agree. I don't think I will go back here because of the pressure to get a girl and really there are not many good looking girls there. Very poor value for the money.[/QUOTE]
Sir, Antroches (sp?) is the bottom of the barrel for PV. The only reason to go there is to drink cheap beer under a shade and have the chicas ogle you (not the other way around). Blackhawk69 and I did that with few other friends and it was fun. Please don't go there looking for quality. I have been there 5 times and never found someone I would pay money to give me company.
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]Hey guys,
Thanks for the feedback. My wife and I are going to go up Friday night for some fun![/QUOTE]
Have fun. i don't know which type of girls you are looking for but read my recent posts with names of Chicas at Stravaganza. PM me if you have any specific questions. Don't waste your time at any other place in the Zona other than Stravaganza.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Have fun. i don't know which type of girls you are looking for but read my recent posts with names of Chicas at Stravaganza. PM me if you have any specific questions. Don't waste your time at any other place in the Zona other than Stravaganza.[/QUOTE]Both of Vitrea's post hit the nail on the head. Antorches is just a stop for me on my way in from the airport for a beer and to just checkout the scene, that is it, as I never return there again until my next trip.
Stravaganza as Vitrea pointed out is the only place to go in the Zona Roja. In the past I liked Las Alazenas because I knew people there, but on the last two visits I got ripped off bad from the girls in this place. Last time I paid 3000 pesos for the girls to leave with Exthalmus, our taxi driver friend Rogilio, and myself, only to get the girls back to my condo, and not have them produce. The previous time I had my camera and ring stolen while I was at the hotel Grand Sol. On both of these occasions the owner and manager of Las Alazenas, Chava refused to do anything about it, hence, I will never return there again, and Exthalmus I know will echo that as well. Therefore, Stravganza is the only place that I would recommend anyone to go in the Zona Roja. Also Stravaganza always has the higher quality girls, and it is also a stripclub, where as, Las Alazenas is strictly a whor_ house.
Apologies for delayed report. This goes back two weeks from today.
Arrived with a buddy who has never been to Mexico and is shy as shit. Got our keys to the condo which I highly recommend you get one instead of a hotel that will charge you for everything and bill you for stuff you didnt do or buy in the first place. I am paranoid as hell about getting off a plane and not being able to find the owner for the keys etc ect. There is nothing to this, hit craigs list or message me for a killer link to great condos rented out.
The owner picked me up at the airport and took us straight to the condo and off to Zone we went. I promised a BLACKHAWK 69 I would'nt tear up the local chicas as he thought I would spend all my MSB and not be down to party the next day when he arrived, so I went to Chava's bar Alazanez for my friend to sample some mexican dishes. I paid for his girl so he didnt have to worry bout shit. After 20 min he couldnt get hard as he was a babe in wonderland and nervous, so the Puta charged him another 650 Pesos for 20 more min for the same result. I was furious she scammed him as I usually throw her business.
Bailed and went back to condo.
Next Day Black Hawk and I arrived in Zona and Picked up a Puta I saw the day b4. Spoke good english and was quite fun back at Blackhawks condo. I picked up a girl and we all went back for a nice night of partying. about 5 am two skanks arrived that were looking to party with us and couldnt find the condo. I was hammered and figured WTF so I did them both and they split 500 pesos. Both a little fat but one was 20 and was like 38. Got into the 20 yr old and the older one slapped my ass and said my turn. I didnt bring a 2x4 to strap to my arse and fell into that gapping hole, so went back to the 20 yr old. ( blackhawk has their names if u want them ) so pulled condom off and showered the youngin with a massive load in her hair and face :) Dont think she was amused but I didnt care :p
The next night was pure chaos at Zona... Will post that mess up next
EX
EX,
Good to hear from you. I was worried. Nice report. It was so chaotic the next two nights that I never got to hear what you guys did the first night.
I found a new massage place with happy ending. Coming into town after cobblestones start there is a Pemex on the left. Turn right and on the right hand side behind a taco stand there is a massage place. There are 2 girls and are very friendly and nice looking. One is called Myra. HE and touching. Massage was good. You can ask for half hour or longer if you want
Also, coming into town across from the Buenaventura hotel is another place on the left side of the street. Both girls are in play. Not the prettiest but good.
Also the place around the corner from El Torito in Old Town (can't remember the name). The lady who owns it will do a HE if you ask but no touching.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader]I found a new massage place with happy ending. Coming into town after cobblestones start there is a Pemex on the left. Turn right and on the right hand side behind a taco stand there is a massage place. There are 2 girls and are very friendly and nice looking. One is called Myra. HE and touching. Massage was good. You can ask for half hour or longer if you want
Also, coming into town across from the Buenaventura hotel is another place on the left side of the street. Both girls are in play. Not the prettiest but good.
Also the place around the corner from El Torito in Old Town (can't remember the name). The lady who owns it will do a HE if you ask but no touching.[/QUOTE]
Nice report on a much needed and sought after service. Thank you. Do you remember the names? Is there a "massage" sign outside?
Vitrea
A name would help a lot to find the places!
EDIT:
Is this the Massage Place next to the Pemex when you enter town? I also found this Massage Place next to AXA Seguros across from the Buenaventura Hotel. Please tell as if this places are correct.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]A name would help a lot to find the places!
EDIT:
Is this the Massage Place next to the Pemex when you enter town? I also found this Massage Place next to AXA Seguros across from the Buenaventura Hotel. Please tell as if this places are correct.[/QUOTE]I think your first picture must be correct for Pvtrader's massage parlor discovery, because the location on Calle Honduras matches his description and it is indeed behind a taco stand which has been there for years. The Google Maps link: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&ll=20.619008,-105.231342&spn=0,359.961419&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.619013,-105.231454&panoid=GONdau8P-H-JtdDJZg1ozw&cbp=12,8.88,,2,1.57[/url] (Give the photo some time to load if you're on a slow Internet connection. You can zoom and pan with the controls if so inclined.)
Pvtrader's second place, across from the Buenaventura Hotel, was probably this one: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.619647,-105.231033&panoid=f-xNi9v-Bvvhpvv5g4_eXA&cbp=12,63.28,,2,2&ll=20.619851,-105.231085&spn=0,359.961419&z=15[/url]
Pvtrader's third place, around the corner from El Torito, was probably Massage Lily: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&ll=20.60286,-105.236406&spn=0,359.961419&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.602892,-105.236274&panoid=Df2psDcU4EJ3EpXbwjQNhQ&cbp=12,331.45,,1,-9.71[/url]
Hi to all.
I have been lurking here for some time and have been grateful for all the good info I have picked up. I decided it was time to sign up with Jackson and get the full service (ha ha) and maybe offer some feedback where possible.
I have used the services of two of the massage shops mentioned below, the one on Honduras and Lily's. The Honduras shop does provide extras (HJ), and at a very reasonable rate. At Lily's I have had a mx from Gracia, not the owner. Gracia declined extras when I asked, to bad as she is pretty hot. Has anyone had any success with Gracia?
OK, Cheers to all
I have been given info that there is a bar out past (north) of the Zona Roja that may be worth a visit to explore.
I was told the name of the bar is either 'Golden Bar' or 'Golden Boy', and no, it is not a gay bar to my understanding, ha ha.
The other night while out for a bar crawl with a couple of bud's our taxi driver did not know of the place and we could not get any other helpful guidance that night.
Does anyone have any intel on such a bar and if it is worth a visit there?
Cheers.
Hi,
Recently I received some info about a bar out past (north) of the Zona Roja called either 'Golden Bar' or 'Golden Boy' and no, it is not a gay bar !!! ha ha
The other night while out on a bar crawl with some mates our taxi driver did not know of such a bar and we were unable to get any other helpful guidance that night.
Does anyone have any intel on such a place that they could pass on ?
Thanks and Cheers.
Thanks for all the usefull information guys! Can you also tell us more about the prices for a massage followed by a Hand Job?
I have personally known Lilly for years, as I had a business next door to hers, and I find it very hard to believe she would give any hand job or anything of sexual nature. I have known probably 20 or more guys who have attempted it with no success, and there have been posts to that effect on here as well. I am not saying pvtrader is full of bullshit, but from my extensive knowledge of Lilly, including on a personal level, I find it hard to believe.
I am trying to locate a bar called 'Golden Bar' (???). I am told it is located out just north of the Zona Roja but I am having trouble finding any more info on it.
Does anyone have any intel on it or more detailed site info. I am wondering if it is worth the travel out that way for a visit?
Cheers
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]I have personally known Lilly for years, as I had a business next door to hers, and I find it very hard to believe she would give any hand job or anything of sexual nature. I have known probably 20 or more guys who have attempted it with no success, and there have been posts to that effect on here as well. I am not saying pvtrader is full of bullshit, but from my extensive knowledge of Lilly, including on a personal level, I find it hard to believe.[/QUOTE]I have known her since 2002. She does the extra favor. Apparently she chooses who to oblige.
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]I think your first picture must be correct for Pvtrader's massage parlor discovery, because the location on Calle Honduras matches his description and it is indeed behind a taco stand which has been there for years. The Google Maps link: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&ll=20.619008,-105.231342&spn=0,359.961419&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.619013,-105.231454&panoid=GONdau8P-H-JtdDJZg1ozw&cbp=12,8.88,,2,1.57[/url] (Give the photo some time to load if you're on a slow Internet connection. You can zoom and pan with the controls if so inclined.)
Pvtrader's second place, across from the Buenaventura Hotel, was probably this one: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=20.619647,-105.231033&panoid=f-xNi9v-Bvvhpvv5g4_eXA&cbp=12,63.28,,2,2&ll=20.619851,-105.231085&spn=0,359.961419&z=15[/url]
Pvtrader's third place, around the corner from El Torito, was probably Massage Lily: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&ll=20.60286,-105.236406&spn=0,359.961419&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.602892,-105.236274&panoid=Df2psDcU4EJ3EpXbwjQNhQ&cbp=12,331.45,,1,-9.71[/url][/QUOTE]All 3 correct.
Hola All :)
I have worked out my travel schedule and have confirmed flights into PVR for April 8th-13th. Please PM me if you wish to get together whilst Im in town. Brews,Bitches,or Beach...I'm down for all :P
Cheers,
Exthalmus
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Hola All :)
I have worked out my travel schedule and have confirmed flights into PVR for April 8th-13th. Please PM me if you wish to get together whilst Im in town. Brews,Bitches,or Beach...I'm down for all :P
Cheers,
Exthalmus[/QUOTE]
Hey EX, you can't go back to PV unless you tell us the whole story from your last trip. Remember, you said, "The next night was pure chaos at Zona... Will post that mess up next...."
he. ..he.
V
After 20 years visiting with SO, I will be in PV 4/9-4/12 and Mazatlan 4/12-4/16 for some solo fun(without SO). I slipped away and saw Jaki for a fun hour last fall. Been to a few of the high priced tourist (clip) strip joints and never been to the zona. I have a few questions. Is the sex tour(includes zona, street walker area and local ladies bars) advertised on craigslist worthwhile? What Hotels give you the least problem with bringing in a local girl? Are any of the six girls advertising on craigslist with a 12 hour stay better than the others? Not interested in 12 hours but 3 or 4 hours would be great. Finally anyone would like to meet up for a beer let me know. All these questions are regarding Puerto Vallarta.
[QUOTE=Duke69]After 20 years visiting with SO, I will be in PV 4/9-4/12 and Mazatlan 4/12-4/16 for some solo fun(without SO). I slipped away and saw Jaki for a fun hour last fall. Been to a few of the high priced tourist (clip) strip joints and never been to the zona. I have a few questions. Is the sex tour(includes zona, street walker area and local ladies bars) advertised on craigslist worthwhile? What Hotels give you the least problem with bringing in a local girl? Are any of the six girls advertising on craigslist with a 12 hour stay better than the others? Not interested in 12 hours but 3 or 4 hours would be great. Finally anyone would like to meet up for a beer let me know. All these questions are regarding Puerto Vallarta.[/QUOTE]
Hola :)
I arrive PVR april 8th ( have baggage with me till 11th in the afternoon ) and can party hearty until I depart on the 13th. Fuck paying for that zona tour guide shit....I'm your tour guide. PM me please and well hook up as Two others on the board here will be in town that same Weekend
EX
To Duke69:
It sounds like you're in luck with Exthalmus' generous offer.
To New visitors to Puerto Vallarta:
I have seen the Puerto Vallarta Red Zone Tour advertisements ( [url]http://pvredzonetours.isgreat.org/[/url] ). I have not been on that tour, nor do I know the guy who runs the business. That being said, the price sounds like a decent deal if you consider what a taxi would otherwise cost you to get to several places around town. Not to mention any hassles in communicating with some taxi drivers to get you to the places you really want to go; rather than the expensive, high-end tourist clubs where the taxi driver wants to take you (so he can collect a big commission). Of course, you get the tour guide's experience and translation skills, to boot.
From the tour guy's website, he tells you where he is taking you and he seems honest in not setting false expectations on the girls you will most likely encounter (...although the website title photo is definitely not Puerto Vallarta, and more probably the street girls of Tijuana. :) )
Anyway, that's my opinion. Maybe a first-time Puerto Valarta visitor will go on the tour and report back with his findings.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Nothing like bringing sand to the beach, and here I thought you were a monger!. Bringing a girl from the United States to Puerto Vallarta. Wow is all I can say. That is almost as bad as taking them to England! ;)[/QUOTE]
Lookie Here!! I'll Monger B4 she arrives and Monger while shes shopping and monger when she flys out...... So I'll suck it up as She has several couples flying into town...At least our friend Rohilio will get some nice cab fares over three days :P
[QUOTE=Duke69]After 20 years visiting with SO, I will be in PV 4/9-4/12 and Mazatlan 4/12-4/16 for some solo fun(without SO). I slipped away and saw Jaki for a fun hour last fall. Been to a few of the high priced tourist (clip) strip joints and never been to the zona. I have a few questions. Is the sex tour(includes zona, street walker area and local ladies bars) advertised on craigslist worthwhile? What Hotels give you the least problem with bringing in a local girl? Are any of the six girls advertising on craigslist with a 12 hour stay better than the others? Not interested in 12 hours but 3 or 4 hours would be great. Finally anyone would like to meet up for a beer let me know. All these questions are regarding Puerto Vallarta.[/QUOTE]
I agree with Don Tonto. Not every day you get an offer from a guy like Exthalmus. I would take him up on it. But for other first time visitors, I would seriously think that the tour offer on CR is very reasonable. Heck, I might even do it the next time I am there. $50 is nothing. See my posts. I spent $300 to pay off the cops who pulled me over at 2 AM.
Other option is to get Rojillo's contact info from BlackHawk69. See prevoius reports from BH69 re: Rojillo, your perfect wingman.
Everyone, thank for your help.
I am sure to have a good time and will report back on the events at Puerto Vallarta.
I want to get a nice Happy Ending massage tomorrow! How can I find out if they are giving a Hand Job? Should I just ask them for it? I don´t want to spend money for just a massage without getting the Salami stroked!
by the way: Is the best place still Damli Massage to get a Hand Job or does it depend on the girl that works there?
A few guys here have made positive comments about using the Hotel Dunas as a short-time place to party with the ladies when they don't want to (or aren't allowed to) take them back to their regular hotel room. For reference, the Hotel Dunas is located across the main highway from the airport, behind the big aviation fuel storage tanks. The street entrance is just to the north of the tanks.
Here is a Google Map of the area, along with a street-view of the Hotel Dunas:
[url]http://maps.google.com.mx/?ie=UTF8&t=h&layer=c&cbll=20.679838,-105.240959&panoid=RkgkAc7OicYUwDittXaAtA&cbp=11,133.53,,0,-0.57&ll=20.679848,-105.240955&spn=0.006866,0.030041&z=15[/url]
EDIT: Just to clarify (after reading The Sex Hunter's more detailed post above) - Dunas is not the place where you will live during your entire vacation. It is just a place you will "rent" for a few hours while entertaining the ladies.
The Dunas is a Motel, not a Hotel. You get a Lujo Room for 320 Pesos, a Junior Suite with a very small Jacuzzi for around 410 Pesos, a Master Suite with a very big Jacuzzi for 520 Pesos and a few more bigger Rooms. My favorite is the 520 Peso Master Suite. The Roomtime is 8 hours. I also recommend Motel Gran Sol. It is located infront of Motel Dunas and across the Airport. You can see it on the main road when you pass the Airport.
Black Hawk, you scare me!!!
Is Dameli still the place in town to get a Massage with a guaranteed Happy Ending?
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]I am not sure why I scare you Sex Hunter, as I am not in Puerto Vallarta :) You might want to call this beautiful Queen for your hand job and massage. Dial 322-exthalmus ;) With the bright red lipstick on those lips, Queen Exthalmus will fulfill your every dream and fantasy :D It says in the Craigslist ad that the Queens speciality is condo calls, including going to condos in Nuevo Vallarta. Please post pics of your encounter with Queen Exthalmus, as I am sure Vitrea will be interested in your review. :D[/QUOTE]
that is hilaroius. Love the photo. Creative work my friend.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]The Dunas is a Motel, not a Hotel. You get a Lujo Room for 320 Pesos, a Junior Suite with a very small Jacuzzi for around 410 Pesos, a Master Suite with a very big Jacuzzi for 520 Pesos and a few more bigger Rooms. My favorite is the 520 Peso Master Suite. The Roomtime is 8 hours. I also recommend Motel Gran Sol. It is located infront of Motel Dunas and across the Airport. You can see it on the main road when you pass the Airport.
Black Hawk, you scare me!!!
Is Dameli still the place in town to get a Massage with a guaranteed Happy Ending?[/QUOTE]
agree with both reports. If I may add, Dunas is in a back alley as opposed to Gran sol which is on the main HWY. I generally found myself waiting for chicas to arrive and meet me outside, and in those situations, I find Dunas to be a better option.
Note that the gal that answers the buzzer is not very sharp. Half the time, she gives me the wrong room. Ask for jaccuzzi, she gives me no jaccuzzi. Say, no jaccuzzi, I get one.
See my previous posts. These places have everything. Raincoats to alcohol to food.
SexHunter, sorry you are having such a hard time getting your massage question answered. :-). I am also dying to hear the answer. When you need a massage, you need a massage. Sex won't do. I understand that.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Since Exthalmus is in Puerto Vallarta, just tell him to put a dress or skirt on for you Sex Hunter, and your problem will be solved ;) I am sure he looks pretty good with his long blond hair and big chest, and rumor has it he likes leggings and high heels. ;)[/QUOTE]
hahahahaah FU :)
Have arrived in PVR. Was out till 4am with the "sand" I brought from home hitting the maelcon clubs last night. Had multiple hoochies hit on me and had to pass (yes blackhawk 69 u were right )
Sand goes home sat night and I am looking forward to letting these dark haired angels play with my blond hair lol. I am meeting a girl at Hotel roger at noon friday and will post a report about it.
Made contact with jessica at Los Antarches and look forward to seeing how much goo she can drink Sunday :p
More to cum.....
Ex
Gentlemen,
I went to Dameli today with a friend for 2 massages for 30 minutes. I arrived about 30 min. before the appointment I made. One of the 2 girls was there already and the woman on the reception told me that the other girl would arrive in 5min. So we went to the 2 rooms and my friend got the massage from the girl that was already there. I waited like 5min. in the room then the woman from the reception told me to take off my cloth and get ready for the massage. After 2 min. the woman from the reception gave me the massage. At the end (I know Vitrea can´t wait any longer to hear the result) no one of us got a Happy Ending. My friend speaks no spanish and the girl nearly no english so at the end she said "finish" to my friend and then walked out of the room. I did not want to ask the woman from the reception for a Happy Ending because I had the feeling that she is the owner of the place.
Still, the 30min. Massage was great for both of us!!! Price was 2 x 200 Pesos.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Gentlemen,
I went to Dameli today with a friend for 2 massages for 30 minutes. I arrived about 30 min. before the appointment I made. One of the 2 girls was there already and the woman on the reception told me that the other girl would arrive in 5min. So we went to the 2 rooms and my friend got the massage from the girl that was already there. I waited like 5min. in the room then the woman from the reception told me to take off my cloth and get ready for the massage. After 2 min. the woman from the reception gave me the massage. At the end (I know Vitrea can´t wait any longer to hear the result) no one of us got a Happy Ending. My friend speaks no spanish and the girl nearly no english so at the end she said "finish" to my friend and then walked out of the room. I did not want to ask the woman from the reception for a Happy Ending because I had the feeling that she is the owner of the place.
Still, the 30min. Massage was great for both of us!!! Price was 2 x 200 Pesos.[/QUOTE]
Dude, You killed me. Most anti-climactic post ever. :-) At least you got a decent massage for $20 US and information that is priceless.
Were you naked or kept your underwear on? Did you spot an erection after flip? (Both serious questions)
If you were naked and if your woody was ignored, then there are no chances in the future either.
Just left Hotel Roger ( the receponist loves the long blonde hair blackhawk 69 hehe ) Got a room for 35 US. Stephani was 20 min late. Cute as hell, but i think if I nailed my dog in the arse it would be more enjoyable.....
She forgot her Lubricante, and since I brought sand to the beach I wasn't gonna walk around with a bottle lol.
Dani who I always see left town today till Monday. So I settled for stephani....
Going to contact the two amigos in the morning that are already down here somewhere so we can have a party sun or mon.
Non pics yet, but will have some from sun/mon activities
Ex
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Dude, You killed me. Most anti-climactic post ever. :-) At least you got a decent massage for $20 US and information that is priceless.
Were you naked or kept your underwear on? Did you spot an erection after flip? (Both serious questions)
If you were naked and if your woody was ignored, then there are no chances in the future either.[/QUOTE]
LOL V.... Thats the true way to judge a massage. If your pop'in wood when u flip over then its a good one. Hopefully someone can find a good massage with a option for happy ending.
EX
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Dude, You killed me. Most anti-climactic post ever. :-) At least you got a decent massage for $20 US and information that is priceless.
Were you naked or kept your underwear on? Did you spot an erection after flip? (Both serious questions)
If you were naked and if your woody was ignored, then there are no chances in the future either.[/QUOTE]We where naked, just covered our bang sticks with a towel. No one of us had a stiff mushroom under the towel so there is still some hope left!
First night in Puerto Vallarta was a blast. I took the redzonetours tour. Three of us were on the tour and our guide brought along one of his working girl friends. First we looked for street walkers in old town-none there. Next we did find and visit with street walkers located northeast of the malacon area. I was in the back of the van and did not see the street names. The only strip club we went to was Platio? Near the Sheraton. Just had drinks and checked out the girls, no cover charge. A good place to get a phone number for later. We then went to several local out of the way places with a variety of girls. Ended up at the zone. I took the girlfriend back to the guides place for a great time while he finished the tour and found a new friend for himself. I was back at my hotel at 3 am. Looking to my next adventure.
Thanks for the report, Duke69. It sounds like you had fun. It is also good to hear that the Red Zone Tour was a worthwhile investment in time and money. The economical, non-touristy "action spots" in Puerto Vallarta are spread out around town; in places that are "off the beaten path". Sounds like the tour operator has found a nice little niche business for helping out visitors.
I think the club you went to was "Platino" (which is "Platinum", in English). I went there once, a few years ago, when they first opened. It was a small, but nice and comfortable place. I really should go back there again, but it seems I never get around to it.
I went with the tour guide again. Now I know where the street walker area is. Go east on gaudalupe just south of the river about 2 blocks. It is about 4 or5 blocks. The hotel next to the area is about 150 pesos. Looks nice and clean. The golden boy bar is out the bull fight (zona) road. Turn left on vIterol? Road. The girls are average to above average. This place is best before midnight. We went to Platino, role and the zone. Had a great time. A very attractive from Platino came to my room today and performed great. She was not sure where I was at but called the guide and he sent her in the right direction. Thank you friend if you read this board. The girl from Stravaganze did not show up today. I guess I'll have to call my guide or go to the zone tonight(Sunday). Anyway I am just letting everyone know that the pussy has been great and I have a couple more days to try to make my dick soft. I feel very safe in PV and this has been a blast so far.
Hi Ex!
Please check your PM Box about tonight!
TSH
Thanks for another good report, Duke69.
With all my map link postings, you guys are going to think I'm really queer for Google Maps; but, I found the location of the Restaurant Bar "Golden Boy", at 1110 Violeta, from the information provided in Duke69's "Day 3" report: [url]http://maps.google.com.mx/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=es&geocode=&q=puerto+vallarta&sll=20.659851,-105.237136&sspn=0.016504,0.030642&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco&ll=20.664148,-105.232801&spn=0.007951,0.030642&z=15&layer=c&cbll=20.664811,-105.223908&panoid=qrCUaj-PWZmkxXwYArH-6Q&cbp=11,178.1,,0,5[/url]
Hey Don Tonto, thank you for your info and map regarding the Golden Boy bar. Unfortunately my winter sojourn has ended and I am NOTB for the summer. But I will be back next winter and will check it out then!
Now, a question for Duke69. You mention you found the streetwalkers area south of the river near Guadalupe. Can you help me out a bit. Do you mean the Rio Caule downtown or one of the rivers heading north to the airport? And next question, of course, where is Guadalupe? I have often wondered if there was a streetwalkers area in PV. My research led me to believe there was not one. Although a lot of trans-sexuals stroll around the Guatemala, Brasil, Columbia Streets area in the evenings. They are not my cup of tea though. Ha ha
Cheers
[QUOTE=Mopar Man]I have often wondered if there was a streetwalkers area in PV. My research led me to believe there was not one. Although a lot of trans-sexuals stroll around the Guatemala, Brasil, Columbia Streets area in the evenings. They are not my cup of tea though. Ha ha
Cheers[/QUOTE]I believe this area is around the Hotel Erendia and the Hotel Azteca, which is several blocks from the Farmacia Guadalajara. BEWARE of many transvestite street walkers in Puerto Vallarta, as I am willing to be there are more trannys than actual females. Also, the girls working the street are for the most part fucking ugly as hell.
The area I went to was south of the river just before you get to the Sheraton. Guadalupe is the name of the road going to the east. Go east about 4 blocks. The girls hang out on the north side of the road near the bus station. I did not see any trannies. The name of the hotel nearby for 1500 pesos is Montes De Oca. The best way and most economical to check this is to take the redzone tour. Chriss is a great resource for any info you may want.
I´ve seen some street walkers near a gay club in the old town a few nights ago. Me and my friend where guessing if they where Transvestites or not. I guess that they are. The gay bar is very very close to Roxys Rock house. Looks like this area is in the hands of the gays!
We went after to the new Taboo Club. We had a hell lot of fun there with beautifull women dancing naked infront of us!
Never been In PV before can't seem to find as much as a rub and tug :( lol
Down here on my own, thinking I'll take the redzone tour myself tomorrow. Any help from a fellow monger is appreciated. Don't know my way around either. Staying downtown. Also a newbie to the board, please forgive me if I haven't read enough but only got a week here.
Hi Ex!
What happend tonight? We should be in a Motel right now and fucking the shit out of Jessica and her friend Patricia! I hope all is ok and you answer all the PM´s that I send you the last days. ;-)
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Pussyforme,
Read through the back reports and contact our friend Rogilio who is a taxi driver in Puerto Vallarta. His contact information is in several posts over the past couple of months. You will be very happy you did, or send me a personal message. A great feature on here is the search button located on the top of the webpage. Enter in Rogilio, click on Puerto Vallarta, and click the box for posts toward the bottom on the left hand side of the webpage, and you will find many posts from different members on here recommending him to be a great source for a first time visitor to Puerto Vallarta.
Sex Hunter,
Read my last post and you will find the answer to your question.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. BH Found his info will call him tomorrow, headed on the RZ tour tonight. Will post a review on that later :)
Monday was a good day. I had Alondra from craigslist come over to the hotel. She was great. No rush and not a clock watcher at all. I had late dinner and checked out Ell y Ella. No cover and the girls were plentiful. They ran from a 4 to 8. They had very few customers. It would have been nice if they had little more private area away from the stage but it was a good strip club and prices were reasonable for a strip club. Then I headed out to the zona. At Stravaganza I ran into Tamara fro Leon. That is the girl than came by Sunday and had worked at Platino's. She said work was slow there and hoped to do better at the Stravaganza. She quoted a unreal price of 1900. Finally agreed on 900 which is still high but I was ready. When we went next door the guy quoted 450 for the room. I just laughed and went across the street and got everything for 600. Now I know why she can't make any money even though she was the best looking girl at both Patino and Stravagaza. Someday she'll learn attitude is everything. Last night and I am trying out another girl from craigslist since I had such a good time with Alondra.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]
Sex Hunter,
Read my last post and you will find the answer to your question.[/QUOTE]Do I understand it with my poor English right that he went to the USA last Sunday?
For those guys who posted recently and others who were disappointed at Damely, see my earlier report. There are 3 others with HE. Paticularly the massage on Honduras turning right at Pemex entering town from the north is good. Behind the taco stand. The girl I have seen is very friendly and accomodating. I give her what I decide. She never quoted a price. Good to know the alternatives.
I have seen reports about Jessica. I know her and have been with her. She is very simpatica, and not expensive. But there are much better girls in PV. Not sure what all the fuss is about from Ex and others. You can do better.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader]I have seen reports about Jessica. I know her and have been with her. She is very simpatica, and not expensive. But there are much better girls in PV. Not sure what all the fuss is about from Ex and others. You can do better.[/QUOTE]
Not to offend other people's tastes or choices but I agree with you completely re Jessica.
V
[QUOTE=Duke69]Monday was a good day. I had Alondra from craigslist come over to the hotel. She was great. No rush and not a clock watcher at all. I had late dinner and checked out Ell y Ella. No cover and the girls were plentiful. They ran from a 4 to 8. They had very few customers. It would have been nice if they had little more private area away from the stage but it was a good strip club and prices were reasonable for a strip club. Then I headed out to the zona. At Stravaganza I ran into Tamara fro Leon. That is the girl than came by Sunday and had worked at Platino's. She said work was slow there and hoped to do better at the Stravaganza. She quoted a unreal price of 1900. Finally agreed on 900 which is still high but I was ready. When we went next door the guy quoted 450 for the room. I just laughed and went across the street and got everything for 600. Now I know why she can't make any money even though she was the best looking girl at both Patino and Stravagaza. Someday she'll learn attitude is everything. Last night and I am trying out another girl from craigslist since I had such a good time with Alondra.[/QUOTE]You did well for a Monday night. Mondays and Tuesdays are the slowest nights for mongering. Many bar ladies take those two nights off. Even Sunday nights are much better.
I don't know if Stravaganza has changed it's way of doing business, but in the past the girl's price included the room. You first went to pay at the bar and then walked with the girl to the rooms. I guess the girl got her cut from your payment at the end of the night, when she also turned in her accumulated "ficha" bracelets, for cash. I agree that paying 900 + 450 = 1350 pesos is just too much!
[QUOTE=Don Tonto]You did well for a Monday night. Mondays and Tuesdays are the slowest nights for mongering. Many bar ladies take those two nights off. Even Sunday nights are much better.
I don't know if Stravaganza has changed it's way of doing business, but in the past the girl's price included the room. You first went to pay at the bar and then walked with the girl to the rooms. I guess the girl got her cut from your payment at the end of the night, when she also turned in her accumulated "ficha" bracelets, for cash. I agree that paying 900 + 450 = 1350 pesos is just too much![/QUOTE]
I agree with Don Tonto. Unless the rules changed in the last two weeks, there is no extra charge for the room. I do tip the guy guarding the rooms couple of bucks to try and ensure full 30 minutes.
Is it possible that they were trying to scam you? Next time they try this check with the guy at the front door. (the fit guy that collects entrance fee) He is also the manager. The lady behind the bar counter is also helpful.
i’m sitting here in an apartment that i rented from blackhawk69 aglow with the high of having my way with a young mexican cutie. i’m sure you know that feeling…all is right with the world, superb contentedness, you wanna shake hands and hug people.
anyway, blackhawk69 told me that pv is not really a mongering destination. certainly it’s no brazil or colombia or fkk club, but all around the world, if you’re a man with extra cash, p*ssy is not far away. and that is true almost anywhere.
this story begins with our hero landing at the airport and being met by the taxista rogelio, who’s the best. more on him later. i landed in the late afternoon and rogelio suggested, why not have a look in antorches? now, i’ve read this entire forum and basically the scoop is that antorches is where the buffalo roam, so my expectations were low, but couldn’t hurt to look and have a few beers.
i walked in and to my surprise, amidst the grazing buffalo (ok, that’s cruel), there were 2-3 attractive women, 6-7s, which is fine with me. rogelio and i sat down at a table of 6 women and i bought a round or two of cold beers, making some instant friends. my spanish is just barely good enough to catch a portion of the conversation, and rogelio translated the rest, some pretty funny stuff.
i wasn’t in the mood for a back room thing at antorches, so we left and after dinner, i finally decided that i was ready. patricia really caught my eye, she’s 5’8”, a cute face and joan crawford-like shoulders. but she was too drunk on all the beers by the time rogelio called for me, and i had to settle for jessica. she’s a sweetie, thin, but not a great looker, imo. however, she came over and gave me an awesome massage for starter, applying professional therapeutic techniques. i asked her, where did you learn how to do that? she said by watching it being done on tv. huh. so she’s good for a real massage and a fs happy ending if that’s something you like.
spent the day at the beach and ran the gauntlet of gay beaches to the south of the center of the city before i found a straight beach. truth be told, i don’t like having men gawking at me either! the next night i did hookup with patricia, and i highly recommend her. she’s young enough to be attractive, but old enough to be very sexually experienced (that’s how i like ‘em personally speaking). let’s just say she’s very creative and we finished up the first dozen pages of the kama sutra.
next day did the usual breakfast at freddy tucan’s (great omelets, highly recommend) and the beach in front of hotel arco – here you can buy a day pass for $15, which gives you a beach chair, big towel, umbrella and a full course buffet for lunch or dinner, very good food.
the night before patricia said that i had to meet her friend mara, who’s a part timer at antorches. i came by and she was a cutie, and was definitely the highlight of my trip. she looks like 22 but is really 30 and has a bubbly, youthful, energetic personality of a teenager, so damn cute and it’s a very powerful combination. don’t know if i caught her at the right time, good chemistry or what, but she was dynamite en la cama. highly recommend. she also instructed me in the subtleties of mexican slang, like “que honda, guey (way)”, “no manches, guey” , and expresiones asi.
the only bummer of the evening was that at the end, blood was pouring out of her right ear. it turns out that she had a session a few days previous with a member of one of the cruise ships didn’t know the difference between love and s*x and got jealous of mara because she took another guy for a session. he got angry and slapped her so hard in the face that her ear was inflamed and she lost hearing in it (temporarily, i hope). i don’t know about you, but there are some lines, when they are crossed make me see red, and this is one of them, especially considering how tiny mara is. i’m leaving tomorrow and this guy’s boat is coming back next tuesday, so i can’t have the pleasure of meeting this tool in person. rogelio may have a little talk with him however. ugh.
the clubs
finishing up pretty early with the antorches chicas gave me the opportunity to go pub crawling at night with rogelio. i can’t say enough good things about him, he knows just about everyone in town, including club owners, chicas, etc. and he is a fun companion to go bar hopping with. he is also fearless in approaching chicas of any stature – one night we were in a fast food joint and two 9s walked in. as soon as they sat down, he went up to talk with them. they told him to f*ck off, but it didn't faze him a bit.
one night we did the lower end of the club scene, azafanas and stravaganza. these are 2/3 of a trio of bars in zona rosa beside each other. the third is a travesti bar, some of the “girls” were outside and beckoned for us.
azafanas is definitely a local place and there ain’t much over a 5, but it’s cheap. stavaganza is higher end, and more expensive, and there are a few cuties amidst the ordinary. one hottie was crystal, who was a helluva dancer, cute face smoking body, but turned out to be a real shark/tiburona. almost all these clubs do the usual by getting the guys to buy the ladies drinks to run up a tab. didn’t like stravanganza, just a weird vibe for me in general,
el and ella was very different, though again, you gotta watch out to not run up a big tab. lot’s of good looking ladies and you can touch all you want. rogelio and i got there early and were anointed two ladies. he had a cute blanca from a town outside of guadalajara, an aerobics instructor. i had sofia, a cute morena spinner with a real-firecracker attitude, a real trip. she rubbed me so much i was getting sore and anything short of penetration was allowed. some great dancers on the pole also, worth a watch if nothing else imo. unfortunately i lost track of the tab, and was not sure if i got ripped off or not, but have no regrets. took sofia upstairs for a roll in the cama, but it almost seemed redundant considering the 2 hours of various foreplay that she instigated. the rooms are a bit noisy but clean, and good enuf for a half-hour wham-bam-thank you m'aam boom-boom.
salsa club and the malecon
rogelio took me to a salsa club and i watched him hit the dance floor with a couple of ladies. man, the guy can dance! i asked him when he learned salsa - he told starting at 5 years old. latino culture is a dance culture. this club is on the malecon, and it is worth the effort to check out the eye candy going in and out of the clubs up and down the street. high quality 9s with short skirts that only a hooker would wear in the usa.
ritmos of the night
wanting to do something different, i booked a night tour called rhythms of the night from vallarta ventures and i have to say i do recommend. i invited patricia as my escort, because she looks a touch mature and it won’t look too weird being with a young chica. rogelio can set you up with a guy that can get you a discount on it (johni). the tour consists of a mini-cruise ride, with music and drinks, across banderas bay at sunset to a beach called caletas south of pv. they have it setup to look like a jungle paradise (or a set on the show survivor). once you get there, you get a top notch buffet dinner and a fantastic dance show. these dancers really impressed the hell out of me, and if you’re travelling with a chica, this is a good couple’s thing to do. another one may be the pirate’s boat tour at evening, adults only, lots of heavy drinking and everyone gets dressed up as pirates and wenches – usually not interested in those kinds of things, but it may be fun. anyway, rogelio picked patricia and i up after the return trip and we took her back to her house. i paid her for her time and she left happy.
luv'em and leave 'em
the last lady i had was michelle, one of only 3 chicas that i found attractive at antorches (patrica, mara and her). michelle is 22 and is the new girl on the block, having started only 3 weeks ago and it appears that some of the ladies do not appreciate her, since she is definitely one of the prettiest and taking away bizness. i like antorches simply because it is a club for independents and not much of a middle-man in the way, money-wise). anyway i had rogelio pick her up to take her to my apartment, and she was truly impressed, first time p4p outside of antorches. and it was clear that she felt a little timid and fearful, not being in her usual haunts. and it was also clear she was new to the business, first thing, she asked me if i had any condoms. how cute! she also had a baby a mere 8 months ago and it's amazing the shape she is in - so many mexicanas seems to have a bit of a gut, from what i've seen. she seemed to especially like the mirror view of our action.
in any case, for a non-mongering destination, pv ain't half bad. i can't make me forget colombia, but i like it - it is safe, beautiful, there are plenty of chicas with whom to hook up (especially if you utilize rogelio), the beaches are decent, and there's plenty of nearby places to explore. ya me voy, guey.
I'm trying to be a little bit discreet here, but you might recognize a few Internet-advertised Puerto Vallarta escorts amongst the other models published on these two webpages (click on photos for larger views):
[url]http://cesarchavezfashionphotography.wordpress.com/page/1/[/url]
[url]http://cesarchavezfashionphotography.wordpress.com/page/2/[/url]
I am organizing a bachelor party in PV for labor day weekend. Can someone please provide some recommendations on what areas to stay? I already have great information on where to monger from this forum.
I am looking to reserve a large villa to house 15 guys. Aside from mongering we'd be interested in partying and meeting local chics at the beach. It looks like I can get a villa in Los Muertos, Conchas Chinas, or downtown and be close to good action. Is that correct? Can anyone comment on the beaches vs. Downtown? I also don't want to be near the gay beaches. Been reading that there are some large patches of those.
Also if anyone can comment on if those outcall services will also do bachelor party oriented things like dancing. Is it feasible to get like 5 chicas to come entertain? Someone told me that the culture down in MX they don't really understand the "bachelor party" idea where the groom to be is humiliated.
Thanks!
Prices update:
1) I go to dameley sometimes and she gives me half hour massage with HJ for 500 pesos. Her HJ is good but she is not very into it. I heard she will give BJ or FS but I never asked her. She seems greedy and not really into it at all and she has tried to rush me too. So to me this is not a great option. She is looking more & more worn-out as time goes by.
2) massage across from hotel buenaventura I have used lupita who will give hour massage with HJ for 500 pesos also. Her HJ is decent but not as good as at dameley and she is fugly (short & old w/ lots of makeup). I have only seen lupita in there and have went 3 times in last month. Haven't seen any other girls there.
3) went to massage across from pemex on honduras and got myra who surprisingly gave me BBBJCIM with hour massage and I didn't even ask for it. I gave her 700 pesos which I know is too much but I was so surprised. She didn't swallow but it spiled out onto the towel. But myra is also fugly and not an attractive shape.
4) I have went to lilly's massage and always get the owner and she will not even brush the genitals. She acts like my balls & cock are a poison area or something. She always covers you too. It is 300 pesos for 1 hour and I find it really hard to believe she gives the HJ if you ask. Please tell me how you asked her & was it at the end and you just pointed to it? Was it good HJ? Last time I went to lilly I saw a younger girl there with her but wasn't able to try her. Maybe I will go back and see if the younger girl will give the HJ.
In summary, massage scene here in pv is rubbish. All girls who give HJ are fugly to me (f'ing ugly) and not attractive bodies. Girl at dameley used to look nice & petite but now looks used up to me. Owner of lilly's is nothing special and myra & lupita are poor in looks and plump body types. Some other massage places around here have hot young looking chicas but they won't come near your junk and won't touch it even if you ask or offer tip.
How much are you guys paying for the HE at damely, buenaventura, lilly or honduras? Are you asking for the HE/HJ or is it given automatically like in most asian spas?
I think the best thing would be to learn spanish and try to hook up with non-pros here that would be happy with 1000 pesos for all night instead of CL girls who are pimped and escorts in yellow pages with mamasan & pimps. There are so many hot young chicas walking around here it is amazing but none will even make eye contact it seems if you are a gringo they seem so conservative but I know they are fucking someone. There has to be lots of 20ish age girls around here in pv who would love a sugar daddy but so hard to meet or communicate to them I guess especially if only here for short vacation.
[QUOTE=Floss247]I am organizing a bachelor party in PV for labor day weekend. Can someone please provide some recommendations on what areas to stay? I already have great information on where to monger from this forum.
I am looking to reserve a large villa to house 15 guys. Aside from mongering we'd be interested in partying and meeting local chics at the beach. It looks like I can get a villa in Los Muertos, Conchas Chinas, or downtown and be close to good action. Is that correct? Can anyone comment on the beaches vs. Downtown? I also don't want to be near the gay beaches. Been reading that there are some large patches of those.
Also if anyone can comment on if those outcall services will also do bachelor party oriented things like dancing. Is it feasible to get like 5 chicas to come entertain? Someone told me that the culture down in MX they don't really understand the "bachelor party" idea where the groom to be is humiliated.
Thanks![/QUOTE]No beach action in Puerto Vallarta, especially so at the time of the year Labor Day rolls around. You will find the beaches to be deserted. The main beach is Los Muertos which runs side by side with the gay area of Puerto Vallarta.
Partying: In your case, and for what you are looking for, you are stuck being in the tourist traps which line the Malecon.
Large villa rental: Send me a personal message if you are interested, as I can provide you the info. on several.
Just some other info: Do not come to Puerto Vallarta expecting things to be cheap. Drink prices where you will be hanging out are seven to ten dollars for a mixed drink, and five to six dollars a beer. If you go to the average to upper end stripclubs, you can expect to pay ten dollars for a drink, twenty dollars for a ladies drink, and twenty dollars for a cover charge. If you are looking for above average prostitutes, you will be looking at two hundred to three hundred dollars per girl per hour.
There you have it.
Greetings everyone! It seems to me based on my own experience and some of the recents post, that PV sucks (in a negative way) in regards to sex.
Many poster's state that the girl's are old, or worn out or ugly. Plus they are
quite expensive. Remember, Mexico is just a Third World country pretending it is more. Why pay high prices? I do not understand. My suggestion to my reader's is this......if you must go to the Pacific side of Mexico, go to Mazatlan. The area is economically depressed and there are plenty of girls that will do FS for $50-$70 in the casas, or much less in some of the local dives. Some of the girl's are indeed pretty also. The whole area of Mazatlan is less expensive than PV. However, the best choice is to go to Costa Rica
or Panama for the non Spanish speaker. Colombia for the Spanish speaker. The Colombiana has few equals in the world, except for the garota's in Brazil.
[QUOTE=Viva Chicas]Greetings everyone! It seems to me based on my own experience and some of the recents post, that PV sucks (in a negative way) in regards to sex.
Many poster's state that the girl's are old, or worn out or ugly. Plus they are
Quite expensive. Remember, Mexico is just a Third World country pretending it is more. Why pay high prices? I do not understand. My suggestion to my reader's is this. If you must go to the Pacific side of Mexico, go to Mazatlan. The area is economically depressed and there are plenty of girls that will do FS for $50-$70 in the casas, or much less in some of the local dives. Some of the girl's are indeed pretty also. The whole area of Mazatlan is less expensive than PV. However, the best choice is to go to Costa Rica
Or Panama for the non Spanish speaker. Colombia for the Spanish speaker. The Colombiana has few equals in the world, except for the garota's in Brazil.[/QUOTE]I agree with you somewhat Viva Chicas. Puerto Vallarta is one of the most expensive tourist destinations in Mexico, along with Cabo San Lucas and Cancun. Mazatlan as you stated is much cheaper for everything, but it does not have the beauty of Puerto Vallarta. Puerto Vallarta is safer, cleaner, and just an over all nicer city. As far as the other destinations you mentioned, Costa Rica is not cheap, but it is a mongering destination, where as Puerto Vallarta is not. Your statements about my home away from home, Colombia, is right on the money. The Colombianas are my addiction in life, as I believe there beauty and passion cannot be met anywhere in the world. Thailand is my favorite country in the world because of its culture, food, the shopping, nightlife, and what really puts it over the top for me is the beautiful beaches and warm ocean waters it offers. On the hand, I will probably have my permanent home in Colombia, simply because of my addiction to the passion and beauty of the Colombiana. Brazil is a beautiful place, the women are gorgous, but they lack the passion of a Colombiana.
The great thing about Mexico, is it is a short flight for most who live in the United States and Canada, so it is an easy get away for a weekend holiday.
[QUOTE=Smallworld21]Prices update:
1) I go to dameley sometimes and she gives me half hour massage with HJ for 500 pesos. Her HJ is good but she is not very into it. I heard she will give BJ or FS but I never asked her. She seems greedy and not really into it at all and she has tried to rush me too. So to me this is not a great option. She is looking more & more worn-out as time goes by.
2) massage across from hotel buenaventura I have used lupita who will give hour massage with HJ for 500 pesos also. Her HJ is decent but not as good as at dameley and she is fugly (short & old w/ lots of makeup). I have only seen lupita in there and have went 3 times in last month. Haven't seen any other girls there.
3) went to massage across from pemex on honduras and got myra who surprisingly gave me BBBJCIM with hour massage and I didn't even ask for it. I gave her 700 pesos which I know is too much but I was so surprised. She didn't swallow but it spiled out onto the towel. But myra is also fugly and not an attractive shape.
4) I have went to lilly's massage and always get the owner and she will not even brush the genitals. She acts like my balls & cock are a poison area or something. She always covers you too. It is 300 pesos for 1 hour and I find it really hard to believe she gives the HJ if you ask. Please tell me how you asked her & was it at the end and you just pointed to it? Was it good HJ? Last time I went to lilly I saw a younger girl there with her but wasn't able to try her. Maybe I will go back and see if the younger girl will give the HJ.
In summary, massage scene here in pv is rubbish. All girls who give HJ are fugly to me (f'ing ugly) and not attractive bodies. Girl at dameley used to look nice & petite but now looks used up to me. Owner of lilly's is nothing special and myra & lupita are poor in looks and plump body types. Some other massage places around here have hot young looking chicas but they won't come near your junk and won't touch it even if you ask or offer tip.
How much are you guys paying for the HE at damely, buenaventura, lilly or honduras? Are you asking for the HE/HJ or is it given automatically like in most asian spas?
I think the best thing would be to learn spanish and try to hook up with non-pros here that would be happy with 1000 pesos for all night instead of CL girls who are pimped and escorts in yellow pages with mamasan & pimps. There are so many hot young chicas walking around here it is amazing but none will even make eye contact it seems if you are a gringo they seem so conservative but I know they are fucking someone. There has to be lots of 20ish age girls around here in pv who would love a sugar daddy but so hard to meet or communicate to them I guess especially if only here for short vacation.[/QUOTE]Hello, All,
My first report but a reader to learn. In November went and stayed in Old Town. Posada de Roger. Visitor friendly as long as the front desk knows you will have company. Their comment was a happy customer will return. I met a tequila salesman Jose just south of the square. He brought 2 girls to my room for choice. 19 year old Isiz and about a 25 year old. Picked the younger. Smoken hot. $1200mp. I speak no Span and her no English but we got by OK. She offered to come back on her own anytime for $1000mp. Not a rush. Will use Jose as a contact next time down.
Note had a HJ at Victoria massage straight east of Posada de Roger 4 times in a row. Went in, didn't use the towel, she brushed the bag, I opened my legs and we are off to the races. Tipped her extra 250 or 300. Became a regular as required. Can't remember her name though. About 30, about a 6. Went to Damelly a couple of times in the past 3 out of 5 times had a HJ. Cheap but hit and miss.
Alberta Dog
Thanks for the report, Alberta Dog. Per the directions given, here is the Google Maps street view of Massage Victoria:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=&sll=20.602491,-105.235288&sspn=0.001152,0.001977&ie=UTF8&ll=20.602491,-105.235288&spn=0.000517,0.001977&z=19&layer=c&cbll=20.602492,-105.235289&panoid=Y7J4lnmDsf6iAZYoD1PbPA&cbp=11,18.73,,1,6.7[/url]
As the establishment looks "up-scale" in comparison to the other massage places around town, I'm surprised that "extras" are offered. Good find!
[QUOTE=Viva Chicas]Greetings everyone! It seems to me based on my own experience and some of the recents post, that PV sucks (in a negative way) in regards to sex.
Many poster's state that the girl's are old, or worn out or ugly. Plus they are
Quite expensive. Remember, Mexico is just a Third World country pretending it is more. Why pay high prices? I do not understand. My suggestion to my reader's is this. If you must go to the Pacific side of Mexico, go to Mazatlan. The area is economically depressed and there are plenty of girls that will do FS for $50-$70 in the casas, or much less in some of the local dives. Some of the girl's are indeed pretty also. The whole area of Mazatlan is less expensive than PV. However, the best choice is to go to Costa Rica
Or Panama for the non Spanish speaker. Colombia for the Spanish speaker. The Colombiana has few equals in the world, except for the garota's in Brazil.[/QUOTE]Viva Chicas is 100% correct. My observations from many years in Mexico, PV is a little nicer area but a hell of a lot more expensive for everything included ugly chicas. If you know just a little spanish go to Mazatlan and go to the non gringo places closer to el centro. MEXICO RULE: If you go into a place and it is full of gringos(over 50%) you will end up paying double or more. Get a wingman that speaks spanish (if you don't) and you will see a whole different world in Mexico, heck learn a little spanish and not only will you see a different mexico your experience there will be 10x better, assuming you want to mix with the locals. Respect others and you shall be treated in kind.
PS Laying off Mexico for now due to the drug war but it is hard, one of my old chicas calls once a week trying to woo me back down there. Getting harder to say know.
[QUOTE=Viva Chicas]Greetings everyone! It seems to me based on my own experience and some of the recents post, that PV sucks (in a negative way) in regards to sex.
Many poster's state that the girl's are old, or worn out or ugly. Plus they are
Quite expensive. Remember, Mexico is just a Third World country pretending it is more. Why pay high prices? I do not understand. My suggestion to my reader's is this. If you must go to the Pacific side of Mexico, go to Mazatlan. The area is economically depressed and there are plenty of girls that will do FS for $50-$70 in the casas, or much less in some of the local dives. Some of the girl's are indeed pretty also. The whole area of Mazatlan is less expensive than PV. However, the best choice is to go to Costa Rica or Panama for the non Spanish speaker. Colombia for the Spanish speaker. The Colombiana has few equals in the world, except for the garota's in Brazil.[/QUOTE]Viva Chicas is 100% correct.
My 2¢
Spent several years in Mexico and my observation that PV is expensive for everything, including ugly chicas. PV is more of a couples town with wealthier older northeners so not a lot of good P4P action.
Mazatlan is a larger town population wise, has an actual economy outside of tourism and has some great clubs and casas in el centro. A little spanish helps a long way. My Mexico rule: if you walk in a place and it is majority of gringo customers you WILL pay GRINGO prices. Get a spanish speaking wingman, learn a little yourself and the Mexico experience is 10x better, more fun, better girls, etc. And it is a lot cheaper. Do not get screwed in the High Dollar Gringo towns, in order of rip off factor: Cabo San Lucas, Cancun area, Puerto Vallarta!
PS Laying off Mexico for now due to the increasing violence in the drug war but it is hard. Chica from 2 years ago is calling a few times per month wooing me to come back and spend time with her.
@ Don Tonto
Thank you for the map!!! It is realy great and easy to find the place like this!
@ Smallworld21
Great report about the massage places!
"1) I go to dameley sometimes and she gives me half hour massage with HJ for 500 pesos. Her HJ is good but she is not very into it. I heard she will give BJ or FS but I never asked her. She seems greedy and not really into it at all and she has tried to rush me too. So to me this is not a great option. She is looking more & more worn-out as time goes by."
Which girl did you had there?
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]You are good at the posting of maps Don, but why don't you post a report of your experiences in Puerto Vallarta, such as where you stay, restaurants you recommend, bars you go to, prices you pay, and so forth. You have been on the board for a long time, but I have yet to read a actual mongering experience report, or see any pics.[/QUOTE]Any information Don Tonto posts, and that of others, is highly appreciated by me. This forum lets us all comment or opine or report on any number of things that makes our experience more efficient and knowledgeable while visiting a particular destination. Whatever someone is comfortable enough to write an entry about certainly benefits all of us. Thanks to all who take time to do so.
I don't know the name of the girl at damaley but she is the only girl there whenever I go there. I have only seen her each time I go but I forgot her name. There are two rooms but she always sends me to the room to the left of the shower. She is busy with customer half the times I go there and the times I do get in, another monger usually arrives right as I'm leaving so I know she gets high traffic.
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Victoria massage: I tried this place 2 times and got HJ once but not very good. I had to ask her for the HJ and she said "do you tip"? I gave her 300 pesos extra on top of regular price.
The 2nd time a different girl didn't give the HE. Different girl each time but both are short and pudgy. This place is nothing better than places by buenaventura hotel or the pemex gas station. Same quality more or less. Also, victoria massage has no privacy as the walls don't go all the way up and any sound can be heard throughout the place. I think I got the HJ from the first girl since their was no one else there about 7pm at night.
[QUOTE=Smallworld21]I don't know the name of the girl at damaley but she is the only girl there whenever I go there. I have only seen her each time I go but I forgot her name. There are two rooms but she always sends me to the room to the left of the shower. She is busy with customer half the times I go there and the times I do get in, another monger usually arrives right as I'm leaving so I know she gets high traffic.[/QUOTE]I guess that she is the one that gave me the massage. I also took the left room. My friend went to the right room and had a young girl around 25 that gave him the massage. The woman I had makes the reservations normaly. She took my reservation I made a few hours before by phone. She also took care of the reception while giving me a massage. That was a realy great massage she gave me but I think I would have said no for a HJ from her. I would have said yes if the other girl has ask me. I will go there very soon again.
Hello All,
Has anyone ever had any luck with Venus Massage. About a 1/2 a block west of Damely and upstairs. Some decent looking gals. Owner head gal runs it like a prison camp. But usually she is gone. I understand there is a second Venus branch up by the Marina.
Alberta Dog
I never tried this place because it appears to legit from outside and also their was a gay guy working there too and I think if the workers are co-ed then no ball is played but who knows. I did try Equilibrium massage & it is also totally legit but cute young girls. Plus you lay in the same room as other customers so it is stupid.
[QUOTE=Albertadog]Hello All,
Has anyone ever had any luck with Venus Massage. About a 1/2 a block west of Damely and upstairs. Some decent looking gals. Owner head gal runs it like a prison camp. But usually she is gone. I understand there is a second Venus branch up by the Marina.
Alberta Dog[/QUOTE]
I've used Venus several times during my vacations in PV - it is totally legit and well worth the money if you are looking for a professional massage
Gave the girls on Honduras a try on 2 occasions. The first I went with Renata for an hour which is $300 pesos. Not a great massage but she knew where we were going and teased delightfully the whole way to the end. While she was giving me the hand job and getting pretty close she dropped down and started sucking my nipple which really did the trick. I asked how much and she said what ever I wanted to give her so I gave her $500 pesos and she seemed happy.
The next time Renata was busy so I went with Myrna. Now these girls are not great looking but definitely have the right attitude. I asked for half an hour, $200 pesos and got a good massage with teasing all the way. When I flipped over she but a cloth on my eyes and started to do the front. After all the teasing I was ready and all of a sudden I felt a warm wet sensation and took off the cloth and saw she was giving a BBBJ and very well done. When I grabed her tits she popped them out and started giving me a Tijuana. As I got ready to finish I gave her a little nudge and back down she went. I gave her $600 for all the extras and felt it was well worth it.
[QUOTE=Pvfan]Gave the girls on Honduras a try on 2 occasions. The first I went with Renata for an hour which is $300 pesos. Not a great massage but she knew where we were going and teased delightfully the whole way to the end. While she was giving me the hand job and getting pretty close she dropped down and started sucking my nipple which really did the trick. I asked how much and she said what ever I wanted to give her so I gave her $500 pesos and she seemed happy.
The next time Renata was busy so I went with Myrna. Now these girls are not great looking but definitely have the right attitude. I asked for half an hour, $200 pesos and got a good massage with teasing all the way. When I flipped over she but a cloth on my eyes and started to do the front. After all the teasing I was ready and all of a sudden I felt a warm wet sensation and took off the cloth and saw she was giving a BBBJ and very well done. When I grabed her tits she popped them out and started giving me a Tijuana. As I got ready to finish I gave her a little nudge and back down she went. I gave her $600 for all the extras and felt it was well worth it.[/QUOTE]Hi PV Fan
Thank you vey much for this great report! Can you please tell me where we can find that place?
Great report!!!!
TSH
Oh I got it, you mean the place that is next to the Pemex where the copplestones start just when you enter town! I will try to go there soon by my next PV visit!
[QUOTE=Pvfan]Gave the girls on Honduras a try on 2 occasions. The first I went with Renata for an hour which is $300 pesos. Not a great massage but she knew where we were going and teased delightfully the whole way to the end. While she was giving me the hand job and getting pretty close she dropped down and started sucking my nipple which really did the trick. I asked how much and she said what ever I wanted to give her so I gave her $500 pesos and she seemed happy.
The next time Renata was busy so I went with Myrna. Now these girls are not great looking but definitely have the right attitude. I asked for half an hour, $200 pesos and got a good massage with teasing all the way. When I flipped over she but a cloth on my eyes and started to do the front. After all the teasing I was ready and all of a sudden I felt a warm wet sensation and took off the cloth and saw she was giving a BBBJ and very well done. When I grabed her tits she popped them out and started giving me a Tijuana. As I got ready to finish I gave her a little nudge and back down she went. I gave her $600 for all the extras and felt it was well worth it.[/QUOTE]
PVfan,
Good post. A lot of us on this forum are looking for exactly this kind of service. Please post or PM the location. Also, what time of the day was this? Were both of them there and you picked one or you get whoever is there?
Thank you
V
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi PV Fan
Thank you vey much for this great report! Can you please tell me where we can find that place?
Great report!!!!
TSH
Oh I got it, you mean the place that is next to the Pemex where the copplestones start just when you enter town! I will try to go there soon by my next PV visit![/QUOTE]
Actually, I know the location. Smallworld and Albertadog posted before. THX guys.
This agency will send someone to your hotel for an oil based erotic massage for $75 an hour.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/eroticmassage.html[/url]
They have pictures on the site and are recommended by red zone tours.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]PVfan,
Good post. A lot of us on this forum are looking for exactly this kind of service. Please post or PM the location. Also, what time of the day was this? Were both of them there and you picked one or you get whoever is there?
Thank you
V[/QUOTE]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1001786&postcount=699
In guess that is the place!? I posted this to fresh up the topic again because it is always a hot topic if you read through the history of the PV Report.
The agency John Dough posted is great and my favorit escort Agancy in PV. The girls are great, on time and also the prices are good.
Pv fan, I believe her name is Myra instead of Myrna but indeed your experience was just like mine. I never expected BBBJCIM but she did it and it was very soft and wet. If you want it hard and fast you will be dissapointed. You are also correct that her looks is below average yet attitude is A+ although the place seems a bit unkept and towels not the cleanest but fair place to clean the pipes. However, the last time I saw Myra I felt grossed out after the service just because her looks are so bad and it was total walk of shame as I left.
How old are the girls in this place more or less?
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]I would have to be pretty wasted to fuck any of those girls! They are fricking ugly![/QUOTE]
You are very funny my friend. I agree for the most part. There is one in there that is definitely doable. Rest are Fugly :-)
Hi All,
I finally made it up to the massage place everyone has been talking about on Honduras yesterday. I was kinda worried when I walked up because there was a couple sitting at a table right outside the door, but when I poked my head into the massage place there was a girl with a cute face inside. She looked to be around 20 or 21, maybe, and about 5ft tall. She had a really cute girl next door face (She reminded me of a girl I know from morrocco) Her body wasn't all the perfect. Her ass and legs were ok, but she had a little gut on her. Overall, one of the better looking massage girls at an actual massage parlor that I have seen in PV. I asked for a massage and she said it was 300 pesos for an hour. I said ok. She led me back to a table. Note, I don't know what it is about the massage places down here, but most of them separate the tables with a bunch of sheets, not the most private method.
I stripped down and got on the table, choosing a washcloth sized towel instead of the large one under a towel wrapped up like a swan. She came in a few minutes later and started out by doing the pressure point thing, one hand down by your waist, another up on the opposite shoulder. AFter that, she left for a minute or 2 and I was kinda left hanging. When she came back, she started giving me the worst massage I have ever had. Note, I ended up going to another massage place in old town later just to get the kinks out! When she got to my legs I spread them wide and lifted my ass so she could get at the boys. She kind of paused and then walked up to the front of the table and tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to turn over. I did, and when she made to put the towel over me, I dropped it on the floor. She didn't bat an eyelash, so I knew we were good to go. She started rubbing my legs and I started to get hard. I didn't know if we were alone in the place, so I made eyes at her and then at my schlong and she started giving me a handjob. She leaned down and said something about a big tip and I nodded. She didn't quote a price. After a couple of minutes, I pointed to my mouth and to her and she nodded and went down on me. It wasn't the best blow job I've ever gotten at a massage parlor, but it wasn't too bad. I got her to take off her top and played with her nipples. She had small, pointy tits, but nice large nipples. I should have had her leave her top on, because when she took off her shirt, she had a stomach that made her look pregnant, but it was too soft for that. Also, she was wearing a padded bra that made her tits look pretty good with a shirt on. It kind of turned me off, but since she was sucking my dick I tried to ignore it. She didn't swallow when I was done, which was annoying because down here they don't have those nice hot towels the asian places always give you to clean up with.
When I went to pay, I gave her 500 pesos and she asked if I wanted change. I kind of looked at her weird and had this look on her face like "are you sure you don't want any change? " It was weird. Anyway, I started to leave and she was bent over putting the money in her purse when I turned back to ask her name. Before I could ask her name, she opened her purse to give me change and pulled out a 100 peso note. I asked her name, which started with an N, but the rest I can't remember. I waved off her 100 pesos, thanked her and left.
I was walking down the street towards the malecon a few minutes later and pulled out my cell phone to call my buddy and see where he wanted to meet up for dinner and noticed that only about 40 minutes had passed since I got out of the cab at Honduras! It sure was a bad massage and I didn't even get the full time, but it was a pretty good deal for a BJ at a massage parlor.
I debated posting this report because I wasn't the one who actually partook of this girls services, but I was there when she arrived and I did see a video of the entire thing and I wanted to warn everyone about her.
A buddy of mine called up a girl calling herself Tessa from craigslist. I warned him about using an american chick in mexico, but he wanted to get a chick with big tits and thats what her photo showed. I think he was drunk. But anyway.
He called her about 1030pm on Saturday and was giving her directions when he handed me the phone to tell her how to get to our place because I am more familiar with the town, roads, landmarks, etc. I thought she was kinda bitchy on the phone because she corrected me twice about how I pronounced a street name and then she asked if my friend would pay her cab fare, of 50 to 100 pesos. He said sure. I asked her where she was coming from and she said she was in downtown, but the price depended on how much the taxi driver liked her. A load of bs.
She arrived about 30 minutes late and she was nothing like the picture in her ad. She wouldn't stop talking about all the things that she had done, how many clients she had, etc. She had those super flat pancake tits look like deflated balloons. She had black stuff on her teeth and she hadn't shaved her pussy in about a week because it was rough with stubble. My friend finally got her to shut up long enough to get his dick in her mouth and she blew him for the better part of an hour. During that time, she got up 3 times to use the bathroom and talked to him about herself whenever her mouth wasn't full. Stuff like she was 4 months pregnant, hadn't had a client in a week because she lost her cell phone, she has a kid, but doesn't know where it is, that she had to take off her glasses because they were her mothers because she doesn't make enough money to buy her own, she is married but he lives in guadalajara. She has a boyfriend who has a 13 inch cock. She charges extra for anal. Stuff that you just don't want to hear when a chick is giving you a blowjob. She has sores on her lip, but they had burst yet, so it was ok. What a horrible thing to say to a client!
My friend ended up paying her for 2 hours because thats how long it took for him to pop one off. He said he had to close his eyes and think about another chick because everytime he looked down at her he was repulsed and started to lose his erection. She also charged him for the 15 minutes extra that she was here. The total for the 2 hrs 15 min was 2500 pesos. She lives up by the 2 tunnels, so her cab ride would only cost around 40 pesos too.
All in all a night to forget, erased her from memory.
This is why we all go to other countries to enjoy the local talent and not some american train wreck. My friend is just hoping he doesn't get any diseases from her.
Just a warning for everyone.
Skiathos
[QUOTE=Skiathos]I debated posting this report because I wasn't the one who actually partook of this girls services, but I was there when she arrived and I did see a video of the entire thing and I wanted to warn everyone about her.
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Skiathos[/QUOTE]
Dude, These are good posts. You are a good writer too. For our sake, you should post more often.
Gracias
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Rosy Palm is better looking than those girls "V", and these guys are paying them good money. That is the crazy part. Yes the blond is so so, and Millie you cannot really see, but I have heard nothing but bad things about her. As far as the rest, I would rather arrange a date with Rosy. At least I do not have to look at a worn out body, or an ugly face. No offense towards the guys that do these girls, but I am keeping it real.
On another note "V", I am off for an extended stay in Colombia on July 22nd, so if you are in the country get in touch![/QUOTE]
Hey buddy,
I am jealous of your trip to Colombia. I can't go there anytime soon. Have fun.
BTW, are you back in CTG/St Marta or going to MDE?
Hi Skiathos
Nice to read that you are back in town. I will visit today this place in calle Honduras. I will also report on my time there!
Skiathos, I tried to send you a PM but it tells me that you have deactiveted you PMs. Can I contact you with PM please or can you send me a PM so I can answer you?
Thanks,
TSH
Gentleman, here is the report:
I just got back from the place. The Name of the place is Nirvana Massage. I got there around 2:45 PM today but the place was full so I had to wait around 30min. After walking around abit I returned and was waiting for a girl that could give me a massage. After about 5min. waitingtime a nice girl entered the place and ask me if I wanted a massage. I said yes and she said follow me please. I had luck to get the last bed in the room. As Skiathos already said the beds are just separeted by bed sheets and you can hear what is going on in the next bed. After I entered the same happend as Skiathos already reported. After the girl got in the room I ask for her name. Her name is Nereida. After looking at her I knew that I got the same girl as Skiathos had so I was very happy to get the pumpgun sucked before shooting! After the massage she ask me if I wanted a HE so I said yes. Then she took off the towel and started to play around with my mate. I ask her to kiss the dude and she just give him a kiss by making a very short contact with one of the lips. Then she played a bit more around and got finaly the shotgun to fire. After that she gave me a towel and told me that the massage is over. We then went to the front and I gave her 500 Pesos. She was also not sure if she could take it or nedded to give me change back. I was so impressed because she did not even ask me for a tip with the HJ so I told her to keep it, write me out her name and make me the bill for the massage. She was then lost completely and told me the massage is 200 Pesos. After giving her the 200 Pesos for the massage she was writing on the brochure of the place her name. After that I give her a kiss on her cheek and told her good bye.
I know you all will hate me for giving her 500 Pesos but the only reason I did it was that she did not ask me even ones for money! That impressed me a lot. I also know the time I give her the cash Skiathos reported the same so I know she is not only doing this for cash. Also that she was not sure if she can take the 500 Pesitos like this impressed me so much that I just had to say to her "keep it".
tsh,
i'm glad you had a good experience at that place. i didn't know the name of the place was nirvana and that was the same girl as i had! did you see any other chicas there? i might have to make the trek up again and have another go!
if there is anyone looking for a great regular massage i found one in old town on sat. i have been there twice now. it is one block closer to the rio cuale than damely, on the bottom floor. i might be mistaken, but i think it used to be a branch office for vallarta cigar factory. it is a little cave of a place, but the girls who work there are all good looking. i have seen 3 different ones and had massages from 2. they have a very small front room area that borders the sidewalk and then an iron door which leads into the massage room. the room is fairly small, and there are 2 beds in it, separated with hanging sheets. it is so dark in there when they close the door, though, that you can't see anything. in fact, the first time i was there, i didn't even know anyone else was in there until i finished and was getting ready to leave i heard the guy on the table next to me getting dressed. i got their relaxing massage, which is only 300 pesos, and both times it has been the best massage i have ever had in pv.
the first time, they used a huge towel on me, uncovering/covering me as they worked on different areas. after the flip i thought i might have a chance at some action, but the weight of the towel kept making me lose my erection. their style of massage is very flowing and it put me in almost a trance like zone. i don't know how to describe it, but i felt like i was walking on air when i left.
the second time, this afternoon, i was walking by and one of the girls, i think her name is jazmin (from the business card) called out to me asking if i wanted to get a massage. i had talked to her after my last one (because she speaks perfect english) about when they were open. i told her i would be back in 30 min because i needed a beer and i had to go to the restroom. its not very fun getting a massage when you have one on deck.
i came back in 30 minutes and she was down the street talking to some taxi guys at the corner by damely. she saw me and met me at the door. this time i had the place to myself and the curtains were pulled back. she walked me in and said, "you know the drill, get undressed and onto the table. i'll be back in a couple minutes. " i stood there for about 10 seconds after she left and said what the hell. i got naked and laid on the table without the huge towel over me. i figured it was a good test to see if she would work on me undraped. she came back in, paused, left for about 30 second and returned with a very small handtowel. i have a fairly large body and this towel only covered most of my butt and hung down to the middle of my thighs. she started the massage and i'm pretty sure she had to wake me up to have me flip over. before the flip, she spread the large towel over me and it stayed there during face up part of the massage. i was hard immediately and it was pretty obvious. she came pretty close to my member several times, even brushing it while working on my right leg. they do a lot of neck work at this place and by the time she leaned down and whispered "finished" i was so totally relaxed that i neglected to ask for anything else!
i will definitely be hitting this place again. even though i haven't gotten a happy ending or anything else it is well worth the, what, $30 including tip?
i also got a line on some non-pro chicks that i am going to try tomorrow night. i will post some more on that after.
-skiathos
ps. tsh. i have to renew my membership. it seems that i let it expire! that's why the pm's haven't been going through. i will do that tomorrow.
Hi Skiathos and Black Hawk!
Great to hear that you would be ready to go back to Nirvana Massage. If it´s ok with you I would join you. I got the brochure with the tel. number of the place so I can reserve 2 massage chicks for us that will save us waiting time coz the place seems very busy! If anybody else is interested just fire me a PM and I blow the number through!
Thanks Black Hawk to see things as Skiathos and me with tipping some cash to people who need it but don´t ask for it or expect it.
Skiathos, when you got your membership renewed just PM me!
Happy hunting to all of you!!!
Nice report on massage place by pemex I did not know the name was venus. I am sure the girl that gave me BBBJ was myra so if you had a girl with name starting "n" then maybe there are two girls there giving BBBJ.
I also know the girl Jazmin you spoke of. Her english is so good and she is always sitting outside the door or just inside of it. She knows what HE is and I even asked her point blank if she will do them or knows where I can get that special massage and she says no and she doesn't know where. She said they can't do it there or they will be fired. I think she would maybe do it though anyways if you knew her well enough and maybe offered a nice propina (tip). The name of her place is equilibrium massage. You should try to make an appt with her at 8pm right before they close and tell her you don't want another customer in at the same time she told me they can do this. They share girls except for jazmin I think from another massage place on basillo badillo that is also legit only. They usually have cute girls at both places too bad they won't give HE.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi Skiathos and Black Hawk!
Great to hear that you would be ready to go back to Nirvana Massage. If it´s ok with you I would join you. I got the brochure with the tel. number of the place so I can reserve 2 massage chicks for us that will save us waiting time coz the place seems very busy! If anybody else is interested just fire me a PM and I blow the number through!
Thanks Black Hawk to see things as Skiathos and me with tipping some cash to people who need it but don´t ask for it or expect it.
Skiathos, when you got your membership renewed just PM me!
Happy hunting to all of you!!![/QUOTE]
TSH, thank you for the PM with numbers. I did not end up using them. I just went there. Myra was there with a bright smile. She is probably in her early twenties, friendly face with "blonde" hair. She is a bit over weight with stuff spilling over her tight jeans. Not my type. i asked if I have any other options. She called for Nola or Nettie (she said it too fast for me to understand). This girl was drenched in sweat, leaner morena with a very thick waist. Definitely not my type.
I hate to come across as rude so I asked if either one of them spoke english knowing that they don't. I used that as an excuse and I passed.
[QUOTE=Smallworld21]Nice report on massage place by pemex I did not know the name was venus. I am sure the girl that gave me BBBJ was myra so if you had a girl with name starting "n" then maybe there are two girls there giving BBBJ.
I also know the girl Jazmin you spoke of. Her english is so good and she is always sitting outside the door or just inside of it. She knows what HE is and I even asked her point blank if she will do them or knows where I can get that special massage and she says no and she doesn't know where. She said they can't do it there or they will be fired. I think she would maybe do it though anyways if you knew her well enough and maybe offered a nice propina (tip). The name of her place is equilibrium massage. You should try to make an appt with her at 8pm right before they close and tell her you don't want another customer in at the same time she told me they can do this. They share girls except for jazmin I think from another massage place on basillo badillo that is also legit only. They usually have cute girls at both places too bad they won't give HE.[/QUOTE]
Good info about Equilibrium.
Just to clarify, the place across from Penmex on Calle Honduras is Nirvana and not Venus. The name is on the sign off of the main Avenida side entrance to the strip mall.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]If you were going to be in Puerto Vallarta why didn't you send me a message? I would have met you so we could do some partying together.[/QUOTE]
Dude, to use your line: "I brought sand to the beach". Last minute trip with cousins etc...My partying has been hit or miss, not knowing what I am going to do may be till 30 minutes before.
Hi All,
After getting screwed by a taxi driver who was supposed to deliver me a local chica, I finally got over it and called a girl from craigslist. Her name is Gabriella and she is part of the PVEscorts crew. They are having a special right now for some of the girls at 1000 pesos an hour. I figured I had a decent time with Mili about 8 months ago, and since I knew they would at least produce a chica I called for her. She isn't the normal type that I go for while in PV. She's 28 and is from Los Cabos. Her picture on the site is pretty accurate (pvescort.com) but I thought she looked better in person.
I decided to have her come over earlier in the evening, around 7, because every other time I get a girl later the evening is shot because you have to have dinner earlier and then everything seems to be closed by the time she's gone. I called at 530pm and talked to the guy who answers the phones and he said no problem she will be there between 7 and 730. She showed up a few minutes after 7 and I thought she looked great, a fairly tall, trim latina. She was very friendly and spoke almost fluent english.
We had a drink and a smoke for a few minutes as we got to know each other. She got right to business with kissing and fondling while we watched the sun start to set. We then moved into the bedroom and rolled around on the bed for a few minutes while she got undressed and then undressed me. She gave a very very good BBBJCIM and then we laid there and talked and fondled until I was ready to go again. She has a very nice, totally shaved, clean pussy that was a joy to eat. She sat on my face for what seemed like 10 minutes and when she turned around to give me another BJ there was an outline on the pillow of pussy juice on either side of where my head had been.
She got me hard again and put on the cover. We went at it for a while and finally actually came together. Which doesn't usually happen with an escort in my experience. We had another drink while waiting for her taxi and said our goodbyes.
She was a much better experience than I had with Mili several months ago. I think the fact that she was a little bit older and we could communicate because she spoke english helped a lot. I have a few more days in town and might try sampling some of the other 1000 peso girls in their lineup. Or possibly see her again.
PV playmates is also running a special this weekend for 30 min free for each hour. I'm thinking of maybe getting Sophi or Cindy who are always posting ads on CL. Has anyone here tried them before and what do you think?
Regards,
Skiathos
Skiathos, Excellent PVEscorts Review of Gabriella.
Sophi and Cindy work with another agency, PV playmates, which a bit more expensive. Melissa from Playmates is very professional and always delivers as promised. It is up to you to decide if the prices are worth it.
See my reviews of Sophi and Cindy and others from Playmates. More to come..
I can PM you Melissa's email if you can't find it with search.
Hi All,
I'm going to give Daisy from PV Playmates a try tonight. I talked to Melissa via email this morning and arranged it. What an easy person to deal with. She sent me their roster with prices and descriptions. Then she sent me photos of the 3 girls I was interested in, about 13 photos total.
They are having a special that ends today where you get 30 min free for each hour. So, for a date before 7pm its only running 1500 pesos for 90 minutes!
I will report back tonight on how it was.
Has anyone used Daisy before, or read reviews? She looks great to me.
Regards,
Skiathos
Great report Skiathos!!!
Did she came alone or was it like Milli where the guy went with here?
Happy hunting and punting.
TSH
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Great report Skiathos!!!
Did she came alone or was it like Milli where the guy went with here?
Happy hunting and punting.
TSH[/QUOTE]No, she came alone in a taxi. It was really nice not to have to worry about some dude hanging around outsite the condo building and calling when the time was up.
Daisy will be here in a few hours and I will post a report on her afterwards.
Hi All,
I had Daisy from PV Playmates come over yesterday evening. After emailing Melissa in the morning. Did it all by email. She sent me pictures of the girls I was interested in and answered all my questions very thoroughly. Daisy arrived about 10 min late, but that's pretty damn good considering I'm staying in a place the cabbies have trouble finding. She arrived on the back of a motorcycle which was kinda cool since that didn't mean a cab surcharge
She is tiny, I mean super small. She has braces and the first thing that comes to your mind is "How old is she? " Either I'm getting older and bigger, or these 18 year old chicas are getting smaller. She doesn't speak a word of english, which wasn't that much of a problem, but after Gabriella, who spoke perfect english it was a change. We got inside and got a couple of drinks and had a smoke. After trying to find something to talk about (I speak very little spanish) and looking at the ocean for about 10 min we went into the bedroom.
Daisy is very into DFK. It was a lot of fun, but after I got her clothes off and she kept going at it for a few more minutes, I had to take my clothes off and then she wanted to DFK some more. I finally got between her legs and did some oral on her and when I went to switch she started in on the DFK again! I rolled her on top of me and spun her around so she was face-to my member adn then she finally started giving me a BBBJ. She is very good at oral once you get her started. She has a tongue piercing, which feels great. With her tiny mouth and her braces it was interesting. She couldn't or didn't want to deep throat, but maybe me making a gargle sound and opening my mouth wide wasn't the proper way to communicate what I wanted. Everytime I got close to popping, she would pull me out of her mouth and start stroking me. Finally, I let it go and she shot my load all over my stomach. Kinda disappointing not to have her swallow.
We took a break to have a smoke and something to drink. Usually, the girls just wrap a towel around them to sit on the balcony, but Daisy got fully dressed. I had about 30 min left of the 90 min session, so I got her back in the bedroom and had to work hard to get her to do anything but DFK. Once I was at attention and ready to play I had her get a condom and rolled her over into doggy. Despite not being that motivated to actually do anything sexual, once Daisy got a dick inside her she went wild! She was pretty quiet before, but her pussy is so tight that even my average sized member had her quivering, moaning and screaming. I was thinking to myself, screw a BJ, next time just go right for her pussy. Any position we did she was grabbing the sheets and sweating up a storm. At one point I was playing with her ass and popped my finger in and she whipped her head around and looked at me and said "No, No, No! " I shrugged and kept it in her pussy. By the time we finished she had to lay there for a few minutes and then she was kinda wobbly getting dressed. We cleaned up and had another drink and a smoke while she called her friend with the motorcycle to come get her. She was much more animated and friendly after the second go round.
I think she is definitely new to the game and just hasn't learned the companion part of being an escort. She waits for you to make all the moves. I will know that for next time.
All in all, for 1500 pesos she was a good deal. I think I would like to try Stefi or Cindi next time, though, as they have been on the scene a while.
Regards,
Skiathos
Thank you very much Skiathos for that great report! Cool, that you had a great time last night! When will the next girl enjoy "balcony"?
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Thank you very much Skiathos for that great report! Cool, that you had a great time last night! When will the next girl enjoy "balcony"?[/QUOTE]TSH,
Unfortunately I have to leave paradise on Tuesday! I am hopefully going to be back in 4 months or so, then I can partake in some more balcony action!
Happy Mongering to all!
Skiathos
Stopped by at Stravaganza on a weekday evening. Place was dead and one there worth spending time or money on.
I drove over to El Y Ella, which I promised myself I would do as I did not partake last time.
The place is MUCH better than Starvaganza in terms of decor, ambiance and service. Ladies drink is 120 pesos and you get around 10-15 minutes with the girl before they start asking for another drink or ask to go up. I hung out with Sofia, thin, nicely toned latina with A cups. She is a lot of fun and I took her to the private room upstairs which is also super nice with showers and clean bed. 1300 pesos for 30 minutes including the room. Bit more than what you would pay in the zona but this place is not a dump....so it is worth it for me. If you do not mind small tits, Sofia is a great choice with no limits
I have posted a few times about her. I absolutely adore this girl. Melissa is not actively pushing this girl..may be she is cutting back. I had another great session with her at an eight hour Motel. Total GFE, at least with me. I was actually rushing because I needed to run some errands but she was cool.
Motel is 310 pesos and 2200 for Brandy.
BTW, most of Melissa's girls get dropped off on a motorbike. I have seen a few of the non-mexican playmates' escorts get dropped off in a car or a truck but I have not seen them come in a cab.
Alexis is a light skinned Mexican, good body with tight flat abs. She does have bolt-ons. She is local student and speaks pretty good english. IMHO, she is not in the same league as Brandy as far as GFE experience is concerned. She does not kiss and CBJ only. She said all the right words and expressed her strong desire to please me but that did not translate into action. After one pop we had 30 minutes left and she was willing to stay and probably would have gone for another one but I had to run.
She is the second one of Melissa's girl that showed up without a condom. She orders three condoms from the motel staff and refused to take the two left over condoms. I guess she does not want to be found carrying condoms. I find this interesting. Anyone has more insight into this? just curious...
Overall, it was an OK experience. Glad I saw her, and may even repeat if she has a discount offer going on. I do recommend the agency though.
Have fun in PVR. -V
This club has an interesting option. They have these black and mirrored booths on either end of the club where you can see out from the inside but you can't see in. They are 400 pesos for around 30 minutes. Technically it is iced and watered down pitcher of beer for the girl. If you go with the right girl she will nurse it for 40 minutes where as a flake would try and suck it down in 20 minutes. The advantage is that for for 400 pesos you get almost everything short of full service but more importantly you enjoy the music and overall liveliness of a strip club.
I took Sofia: 40 minutes, great time including DFK, BBBJ.
Denise: 18 yr old, cute with baby fat. She had one eye on the door all the time. She had a 20 yr old kid waiting for her outside like a puppy dog. I don't blame her. Anyway, who cares for $33USD? Her skin and breasts were fantastic.
Estrella: Taller, slightly darker but IMHO she was the best looking chica at EYE. I had fun with her but not to her credit. She did not want to do much but I was relentless. By this time I had tipped so many waiters and manager/owner and spent so much money in that place that I knew I can take a few liberties. In the VIP, I would un zip and point to it. She would shake her finger but give me few tugs and zip me back up. This and other advances including digits continued for 30 minutes. It was fun.
Does anyone have any experience with Angie-Canadian Girl on Craigslist. Coming down to PV on two weeks.
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]Does anyone have any experience with Angie-Canadian Girl on Craigslist. Coming down to PV on two weeks.[/QUOTE]I would stay away from her. See my post on her. There are much better choices, in terms of looks and more importantly attitude, from other PV playmates girls.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]I would stay away from her. See my post on her. There are much better choices, in terms of looks and more importantly attitude, from other PV playmates girls.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I'll email pvplaymates.
Heading to PV next weekend and have set up dates with Penelope and Daisy on seperate days. I think this is going to be a lot of fun!
Hi,
how much do they charge you?
Enjoy your time in PV!
TSH
$300 us for Penelope (everything with anal) and $200 us (everything but anal). pricey but they have good reviews and from the pics are very hot.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi,
how much do they charge you?
Enjoy your time in PV!
TSH[/QUOTE]Penelope is super cute but she is a bit expensive at around 3000 pesos. She does speak english and has a beautiful face and a good body. I had a great time with her but will not repeat because of the price.
I have been emailing "sweet pea" Caroline and independent and may try her saturday. She is on craiglist.
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun]I have been emailing "sweet pea" Caroline and independent and may try her saturday. She is on craiglist.[/QUOTE]Not that it makes that much of a difference but most "independents" on PVR craigslist do work for an agency. If it is important for you, post the CL link. I may be able to help verify.
It is a shame that 99% of the girls on CL are escort girls because their prices are fixed and there is always the time limit issue and dealing with their handlers whereas CL in the states is effective at helping to meet the non-pros which is so exciting. Why is it so hard to find the non-pros here in pv? I think if more young chicas knew about CL and they could meet gringos or local businessmen that would shell out some reasonable pesos for a little bit of their time it would be flourishing here as CL does in california or new york so to speak (just take a look at CL "adult gigs" section in any USA major city. Maybe its just the language barrier?
[QUOTE=Smallworld21]It is a shame that 99% of the girls on CL are escort girls because their prices are fixed and there is always the time limit issue and dealing with their handlers whereas CL in the states is effective at helping to meet the non-pros which is so exciting. Why is it so hard to find the non-pros here in pv? I think if more young chicas knew about CL and they could meet gringos or local businessmen that would shell out some reasonable pesos for a little bit of their time it would be flourishing here as CL does in california or new york so to speak (just take a look at CL "adult gigs" section in any USA major city. Maybe its just the language barrier?[/QUOTE]
Spanish speaking countries use MundoAnuncio instead of CL. You can use Google to translate. Unfortunately they are mostly pros also, but you might find something that's not on CL.
I suspect the Catholic influence is what makes it hard to find non-pros.
Back from a week in Puerto Vallarta. I had a couple of sessions and an interesting opportunity between the vacation fun.
First, stopped at Las Antorchas around 1pm in the afternoon on a weekday and had a little fun with Jessica. I had a fun session with her last year and stopped in to see if she was still around. She can really break loose and gives a great performance for $50 us with tip and a drink.
I also tried out Platinos which is located right off the main drag across from the Sheraton. I asked a taxi driver and after trying to take me to Hysteria he agreed to drop me off at Platinos. Platinos is a smaller "table dance" club that seems to cater more to the locals. It kind of reminds me of the old Junior's club in atmosphere and the attitude of the staff (far less pushy that the other clubs: Aqua, Prestige, etc.). I was told table dances were available and full service was also available for $100 us/20min, $150 us/30min and $200us/1 hour. You can take out or they have a couple of rooms in back at no additional charge. They had about 8 girls around 8:30 p. M on a weeknight. I would consider 6 of them to have nice bodies and looks.
I hooked up with a mid 20's gal named Elizabeth from Guadalajara who has a really nice personality and a hot body. She was agreeable to full service for 30 minutes and we went back and had a great time. I would really recommend checking out Platinos over any of the other clubs on the strip.
I also stopped during the day at the La Pirahna which is a second floor bar on the main drag right across from the old Getaway Resort(which is closed). I walked in and was greeted by the bartender and a mid 20's latino couple sitting at a table. I grabbed a beer and looked over at her and she gave me a quick smile. I gave a quick smile back but didn't want to start anything with her "boyfriend". I sat near the pool table and she came over and started playing pool and acting flirty with her boyfriend. She gave me another half dozen provocative glances. I went over and paid the bar tender and told him I had to get back to the hotel. I asked him if there were any bars that chicas hung out during the day. He didn't know of any but told me the gal in the bar was interested in a hook up. I asked If the boyfriend was cool with this and he informed me that was not her boyfriend. I told him I had to get back to the family and might stop tommorrow to see if she was in but I never made it back. She was younger and would have been a great afternoon delight. I think if you go to the local bars during the day there is definetly opportunities.
One evening around 8pm (dusk) I was returning from one of the beach bars near old town and asked the cab driver to run me by any street walkers. I had a few cervezas in me so me memory of street names is not the best at this time. We first went by the Hotel Naranjo and there was probably six girls working the street. He then headed over behind the Malecon probably a few blocks from the soccer field to show me 6-8 younger gals working the street who he claims give a nice BJ. It was an interesting field trip but needed to get back to go out for dinner.
I am planning another visit in a few months and am looking for a safe Red Zone Tour. I contacted the Red Zone Tour on craigslist, but didn't follow through to set up a time. I know there was one good review on this web site but hadn't seen enough feedback of this tour to go on my own. Any comments about this Red Zone tour or others please give feedback. Also any questions let me know.
[QUOTE=John Dough]Spanish speaking countries use MundoAnuncio instead of CL. You can use Google to translate. Unfortunately they are mostly pros also, but you might find something that's not on CL.
I suspect the Catholic influence is what makes it hard to find non-pros.[/QUOTE]I will check out MundoAnuncio and see what I can dig up. However, I agree with you 100% that it must be the strong catholic upbringings and guilt factors that reduce the numbers of non-pros or young girls that are open to making some "side money" in exchange for a good time with some tourists or gringos. It is amazing the way these girls dress with skin tight jeans and half tops all over this city but most will become shy if you approach them or walk away.
stopped by the massage place across the street from hotel hacienda buenaventura & they used to have 2 old hags there (lupita & alma) however to my surprise today there was this blonde chica hottie about 25yrs and excellent body slim but with hips. she wanted 350 pesos for hour and just laid down no drape & she started massage was okay and brushed the hog a couple times and i just told her to massaje aqui & pointed to my johnson and she just started on it with a nice hj. gave her 600 pesos and she seemed happy and left. will try her again. finally a young slim chica that gives the he. still looking for more but no luck yet elsewhere. even went to place on aquilla serdan the other week and she said she is no longer giving he's i was like wtf? not many he massage options here in pv.
Just an update,
Sorry I fell of the Grid, Had custody issues with the Ex wife and had to go low profile until I received the Custody orders from the Courts..
Lookin forward to catching up with Yall.
EXTHALMUS
Tried to book up my PVR Favorite today and Melissa said she is on Sabatical...I hope shes not prego again lol...
EX
[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Just an update,
Sorry I fell of the Grid, Had custody issues with the Ex wife and had to go low profile until I received the Custody orders from the Courts..
Lookin forward to catching up with Yall.
EXTHALMUS[/QUOTE]Welcome back Ex. Glad you had your domestic issues resolved. Time to have some fun then.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Welcome back Ex. Glad you had your domestic issues resolved. Time to have some fun then :-)[/QUOTE]Hell yes.
I'll email you my booked dates for sept/nov/dec
Hopefully we can meet up during one of them.
EX
Going to be back in PV Thursday through Monday, going to contact Rogilio for taxi and wing services.
Anyone else going to be around?
Been to P. V. A few times and been to Los Anchroches, are there any other bars to hook up with gals that is easy to find and not to far off the beaten pathe.
Thanks
[QUOTE=Oldstyle]Been to P. V. A few times and been to Los Anchroches, are there any other bars to hook up with gals that is easy to find and not to far off the beaten pathe.
Thanks[/QUOTE]I suggest you read back through the old posts all the info is there.
Well thanks, I did read back and found some useful info. I will be in P. V. In late Sept or early Oct., whats the action like at the clubs and will anyone else be around? Also, has anyone taken the redlight tour and is it worth it? Also was with Jessica from Las Antroches, and we had a GREAT time. Is she still in P. V.?
Thanks
Does anyone know of any girl friendly places to stay? We are looking for a nice resort and if possible all inclusive. We stayed at an all inclusive place in the past and it was just a hassle trying to get a girl into the place. Or are there any nice condo or house options with a nice pool area? Any recommendations or ideas would be greatly appreciated.
[QUOTE=Unemployed]Does anyone know of any girl friendly places to stay? We are looking for a nice resort and if possible all inclusive. We stayed at an all inclusive place in the past and it was just a hassle trying to get a girl into the place. Or are there any nice condo or house options with a nice pool area? Any recommendations or ideas would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]
Dude, all-inclusive places and not girl friendly by definition. NOt just in PV, it is true all over the world. Not just for "girls", they do not want any guests, that are not registered, come and use their facilities.
If you are serious about bringing chicas do not go with all-inclusive. Besides PV has some of the best restaurants and bars in Mexico. Why pay for all inclusive, unless you have bunch of kids that you do not want to lug around?
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Dude, all-inclusive places and not girl friendly by definition. NOt just in PV, it is true all over the world. Not just for "girls", they do not want any guests, that are not registered, come and use their facilities.
If you are serious about bringing chicas do not go with all-inclusive. Besides PV has some of the best restaurants and bars in Mexico. Why pay for all inclusive, unless you have bunch of kids that you do not want to lug around?[/QUOTE]I fully agree 100% with you Vitrea! This fucking all inclusive shit Hotels hate every visiter!!! I also wanted to visit a very big Hotel in Mismaloya for dinner one day because I was around Conchaschinas this day and heared that they have a great Restaurant. I even reserved a table at there Restaurant at 7pm. First Problem I run in was to enter the fuckingin Hotel. I told the guy at the gate that I reserved a table at 7pm and he did not want to let me in. He told me I must be a guest at the Hotel. I gave him my Name to check the reservatation but still he did not want to let me in!!! I told him than that I like to go to the Lobby but still no permission for me to go in. Then I told him that I want to go to the reception. Then he wanted a reason why I want to go there. I told him to book a room. No the fucker said to me. Then I told him that I will not leave before he lets me in and now I call the Restaurant so they conect me to the reception so I will ask them why I can not go in when I want to book a room. I pulled out the mobile and was already on the line with the restaurant asking for the reception and then he opend the gate. I canceled the call thinking that I am in. Then he escorted me to the reception. The guy at the reception then recived a big complain about this. After I ask him where the restaurant is where I booked the table for 7pm. The guy from the reception then called another guy that escorted me to the resataurant. In the restaurant they brought me then the menu card when I was at the table and I orderd a drink. At the card I find out that they have no prices listed so I ask the waiter why they have no prices listed. Then he told me I must be a Hotel guest. I told him that I am not. Then he called the Restaurant Manager. He came then and ask me what am I doing in here. I told him the same as your other guest - comming here for dinner. He told me that I can not have dinner in this restaurant because it is only for all inclusive Hotel guests. I ask him then how I can pay the drink I just enjoyed? He said that I need to leave this Restaurant and I can have dinner at the pool bar. So he escorted me there and told me he be now at the reception to find a solution how I could pay my beer I had. At the poolbar they then gave me the menu too. Also no prices on. Then the same shit again. This time they brought me to another Restaurant they had in there. This Restaurant had only 5 things on the menu and also no prices. I realy had enough at that point running from 1 restaurant to another and also the trouble with the entrence was still pulling on me. I was hungry and it was 8PM already so I just ordered. The food they brought was tasting worth then shit so I could not even eat have of the the chefs shame. I then ordered the bill by the waiter. The waiter then ask me what I said. I told him that he should make me the bill please. Then he ask me "You are no guest here" and I said ofcourse not. Then he called the manager of this restaurant. The manager came and told me that I need to be a Hotel guest here and he can not charge me for what I consumed. I told him that I don´t care and it is his problem. Then he wanted to call the police. I told him with a smile in the face that I realy want him to call the police so he can explain me why there is no sign at the door - "All inclusive Hotel guests only" and I also want to here from the other Manager from the Pool bar why he then brought me to your place after I ask him why there are no prices on that card and I am not a guest. Then he got nervious and told me that I should go with him to the reception. When we arrived the first Manager was still working out with the reception how they can make me a bill. When he then spoke to the other guy at the reception how he can make me a bill for the drinks + food I justed had they got all crazy. The first Manager then told me it will be impossible to charge me the drink so the drink is on the house. I told him that it is his fault because I even told the guy that took the phone call that I am not a Hotel guest after he wanted my room number and he told me no problem. Then he went red like a lobster and walked back to his Restaurant. The other Manager than came up and ask me if I can not give a big tip to the waiter because he can not give me a bill. I told him then that I need to call the police then because this is making black money! Then he pissed off. This was at 10:45pm so the first Manager was trying for nearly 3 hour to find a solution how to make me a bill.
In total I lost more then I won. The food was big bullshit I had and the trouble was making it even worth. My cloth where complitly wet so the night was fucked up and over.
Stay away from the all inclusive Hotels if you want to bring in someone from outside! You have only trouble. The girl will get trouble already to get in. If they catch you they will try to rip the hell out of you by tring to tell you shit like call the police.
All inclusive hotels are the root of all evil in my opinion. They completely destroy an area, and there is no bigger example of this than in Puerto Vallarta. Puerto Vallarta used to be a very happening place, with the streets in Old Vallarta/Zona Romance filled with people, bars and restaurants packed, but now it is mostly a ghost town with the exception of the malecon where all the entertainment is highly overpriced. The reason being the all inclusive hotels hit Puerto Vallarta big time about 10 years ago, and with the addition of the hotels and timeshare condos in a area called Nuevo Vallarta, which is 45 minutes from downtown Puerto Vallarta, this totally busted the economy of the actual city of Puerto Vallarta, as the tourists are no longer going out and spending there money in bars/restaurants, because it is free in the all inclusive hotels, and with condos, people are more inclined to make there own food, and drink on the property, thus causing failure for the local businesses. Also a big contributor to the decline of tourists being out and about is the travel search engines such as Expedia, Orbitz, Travelocity, who offer air/hotel packages for these all inclusive properties, and also do not notify people that if they are booking a property in the area of Nuevo Vallarta, it is not actually in the city of Puerto Vallarta, so people do not want to spend the time or money for a transport into the city to enjoy the many entertainment and restaurants spots that USED to be there, and I say used to because it is now practically impossible to make any money with a bar or restaurant there. I know, as I owned bars during the 90's in Puerto Vallarta, and as recently as in the past several years. I experienced the atmosphere when energy was at its all time high, and I have experienced the decline when it is at its worst.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]I suggest to Unemployed that he checkout Craigslist Puerto Vallarta, or the other link I am about to post below. Great deals can be found at this time of the year!
[url]http://pv.es.craigslist.com.mx/vac/[/url]
[url]http://www.vrbo.com/vacation-rentals/mexico/banderas-bay-puerto-vallarta[/url]
Hope all is well "V". I am still on my extended stay in Colombia, :) at the moment in Santa Marta, which is my favorite overall place in this country for many reasons. :) We just need some sun here, as it has been cloudy and rainy for the most part everyday since I arrived on the 15th of July, but as you can expect, I am making the most out of it. :)[/QUOTE]
You are living the life my friend.
Thanks for understanding me! It was realy a very big frustration that I had on this everning to waste so much time for shit that I got surfed. The stuff was tasting so horrible that it was not even worth the water needed after to clean the plates. I was also very surprised that I did not get thick off it. No wonder why all of the all inclusive tourists are overweight if they eat this shit for 1 week or longer every day! Also the unfriendlyness in this place shocked me a lot! That has nothing to do with Mexico, absolutly nothing. I can stay at home and book a all inclusive Hotel and I get the same and I don´t even need to travel a few hours with a airplane! The only good thing about this places is that some Mexican locals can get a job there. But for everything else it is poison, poison for the Restaurants and Bars, poison for the shops, and poison for other Mexican people that have no jobs because the tourists stay away from Bars, restaurants and shops!
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]
The Sex Hunter,
You have every right to feel the way you did, as the frickin place cost you time and frustration. Hope all is well with you![/QUOTE]
The massage place across form buenaventura hotel (2 blocks north of the pemex) is now closed I think. I drove by it on Thursday & also Friday & it was cleared out empty. There was a hot younger chica working there too so wonder where she went? I will try to check it out again next week. Maybe just a change in management. Anyone try this place?
Trying to decide if I should go is sept or wait till my trip planned in October, wondering how the action is in this quiet time. I see the ships start going back in October so does that mean more gals working at Los Antroches? I really had a good time there in my afternoon getaways. I believe that this is the only place open during the day, correct me if I'm wrong.
Happy mongering all
[QUOTE=Oldstyle]Trying to decide if I should go is sept or wait till my trip planned in October, wondering how the action is in this quiet time. I see the ships start going back in October so does that mean more gals working at Los Antroches? I really had a good time there in my afternoon getaways. I believe that this is the only place open during the day, correct me if I'm wrong.
Happy mongering all[/QUOTE]
the afternoon action at Los Antroches is very much dependent on cruise ship schedule. Stripclubs are dependent on the overall volume of tourists. Zona should be almost the same year round.
Hey guys,
First off, thanks for all the information here. I've scoured the forum pretty deeply. I will be with a group of 16 guys for a bachelor party. It apperas most places would be too small to accommodate this large a group. Judging by the experts Stravaganza is the only place we should check out in the Zona. Can anyone comment if it is welcoming for a group of 16 to have fun and hang out with maybe half looking to monger?
Otherwise we would hit the touristy strip clubs for fun and drinks but won't engage in full service. Which would be the best one? I've seen Hysteria mentioned most often.
I also want to plan a private party at the villa but not sure what the best way is to recruit dancers. Could I get entertainment using pvplaymates.com or would they not understand the concept of a bachelor party? We are willing to pay for the entertainment and the girls could then make extra money after the party with individual negotiations.
Other tips are appreciated and I'll definitely report back!
The Zona has a couple bars worth breaking your group up into and checkin out. float around ya never know what youll get. If you want your arse to bleed pesos then Hysteria is the place lol... they will nail you guys big time...uber hotties in there tho.
I'd contact Melissa in charge of PVP playmates. SHe has hooked myself and clients I bring along for several years now. I trust her and she has party plans youcan choose from for several girls.
Just my two cents from a Redneck PVR Pussy lover :p
Exthalmus
[QUOTE=Floss247]Hey guys,
First off, thanks for all the information here. I've scoured the forum pretty deeply. I will be with a group of 16 guys for a bachelor party. It apperas most places would be too small to accommodate this large a group. Judging by the experts Stravaganza is the only place we should check out in the Zona. Can anyone comment if it is welcoming for a group of 16 to have fun and hang out with maybe half looking to monger?
Otherwise we would hit the touristy strip clubs for fun and drinks but won't engage in full service. Which would be the best one? I've seen Hysteria mentioned most often.
I also want to plan a private party at the villa but not sure what the best way is to recruit dancers. Could I get entertainment using pvplaymates.com or would they not understand the concept of a bachelor party? We are willing to pay for the entertainment and the girls could then make extra money after the party with individual negotiations.
Other tips are appreciated and I'll definitely report back![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Floss247]Hey guys,
First off, thanks for all the information here. I've scoured the forum pretty deeply. I will be with a group of 16 guys for a bachelor party. It apperas most places would be too small to accommodate this large a group. Judging by the experts Stravaganza is the only place we should check out in the Zona. Can anyone comment if it is welcoming for a group of 16 to have fun and hang out with maybe half looking to monger?
Otherwise we would hit the touristy strip clubs for fun and drinks but won't engage in full service. Which would be the best one? I've seen Hysteria mentioned most often.
I also want to plan a private party at the villa but not sure what the best way is to recruit dancers. Could I get entertainment using pvplaymates.com or would they not understand the concept of a bachelor party? We are willing to pay for the entertainment and the girls could then make extra money after the party with individual negotiations.
Other tips are appreciated and I'll definitely report back![/QUOTE]
16 is a very big group (crowd). I agree with Ex's advice. I do not want to repeat what he said. All I can add is that if you are going to go to Sxtravganza, let the management know the day before that 16 of you are planning to come. They will do whatever they can to get some quality. Ella Y Ella is a very option as well. The management is more friendly there and more accommodating.
25 more days or so and im there. Have a few questions,where is Rogilio taxi stand and also read a while bay about a place called, Restaurant Golden Boy, is this a place like Los Antchoses. Really like the afternoon places since easier to get away.
Thanks,
Oldstyle
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Rogilios taxi stand is in Old Town Vallarta near the bar "Andeles". Ask any taxi driver where sitio 4 is at, and they should be able to tell you. Once there, ask any taxi driver if they know Rogilio, and if they can contact him for you, as they all have cb radios. They also might lie and say they do not know him, or tell you he is not working, but do not buy any of that bullshit, as they will be just trying to get your business. He can also be reached by calling his cell. From Puerto Vallarta [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] From the United States [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] , or you can send me a personal message, and I can have him meet you somewhere at a agreed upon time. Great guy, who loves to party, knows all the bars/discos, and knows lots of girls. He also has a nice clean, air conditioned taxi. You can use the search button on here, enter his name, enter the city of Puerto Vallarta, and you will find find some great reviews about him, and not one negative post.
By the way, there is a possibility that I will be in Puerto Vallarta this coming Friday, but just for a weekend stay, if anyone is interested in running the streets with me and Rogilio send me a private message. Exthalmus says he is going to be around the same weekend, but you never know with him, as he says alot of things that do not seem to pan out. ;) I am still waiting for a post of his trip from last year that he promised to share with us, along with pics. ;) I could start making a list of the promises he has made, but Jackson would run out of bandwidth. ;) lol
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LOL I promised you a plane ticket and you received it. I gave you 500 pesos when you lost your cards or whatever BS you told me on the spot...Guess you always forget I was there when it counted. SO now your coming in next weekend?
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Let me clarify something. Yes I got a one way airline ticket from you that was used to pay off a previous debit, a deposit I made for a fishing boat trip that you never showed up for. Secondly, the 500 pesos I got from you I offered to pay you back, but you said no, and for me to keep it as a contribution towards the partying we did the previous nights. If you would like the 500 pesos back, I will most certainly have it in the mail for you immediately. Just let me know. I appreciate the paybacks, but do not make it look like it was just a gift.
I also enjoyed partying with you, and will party with you again if we meet up, but you have made to many promises that have not been kept, and this is something that is very important to me in my friendships. My word is always my honor, and it will always be that way, and I expect the same from the people I consider good friends.
You promised The Sex Hunter you were going to meet him, and he was waiting for you, had plans to party with you, but what happened, you blew him off without so much as a phone call. This is the types of things that I do not care for.
Still not sure if I will be in Puerto Vallarta this weekend, but if I am you know how to reach me. Rogilio at [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue]
from United States, or in Puerto Vallarta [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue]
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Whatever..... I do not land until Next Wed the 22nd. SO enjoy your weekend in PVR
I tried them about 2yrs ago & woman answered the phone who spoke decent english & sent over a petite average looking chick who gave me 2 pops in hour so I'm thinking of trying them again. Anyone know their current prices? I think I paid 1500 for 1 hour or maybe 2200 for 2 hours I'm not sure. Also, anyone have luck with BBBJ? I tried the service twice as I said about 2-3yrs ago & the 1st girl gave BBBJ & second girl would not.
Tried 2 more massage places this week but no HE's. Hard to find HE massage in pv. Don't want to go back to the place across from the pemex because those girls are so fugly but I will if I get more desperate LOL.
Anyone thinking of visiting right now be ready for massive rainfall almost nightly. Not sure when rainfall will letup but has caused some damage here (I. E. Falling bridge & landslides & some street flooding) not sure if there are some tourists here that didn't expect this rainfall but very refreshing for those living here.
arrived yesterday...found to ex pat marines who claim they have the run of candies for very cheap prices...we meeting at steves sports bar in old town at 8 for drinkies if anyone wishes to join come on down ...ask carla the owner for Douglas...just tell me your from ISG as I have some clients in town also with sticks up their arses about being naughty.
EX
Hi Ex!
In what street in old town is steves Sports bar?
Hi guys,
I was out last night with Rojilio. We had a great time in the Cantinas. Rojilio is the best guy you find in PV for showing you where the street workers are! He took me to one place and I had a quick sex with a nice 20yo girl for 500 Pesos for 30min.
Contact me or Black Hawk with PM and we give you his number. The tour is absolutly great!!!
I had a great night with 26yo Tania last monday! Rojilio arranged her for me for the whole night. He also picked her up before he picked me up and then he brought us to the Marina and I went for a drink with Tania. After a few drinks Rojilio picked us up again and brought us to a Motel. I took a nice suite with Jacuzzi and had the whole night fun with Tania. First we started to fill the Jacuzzi and during the waiting time for the Jacuzzi to be full we went to the bed and she gave me a great BBBJ. After the Jacuzzi was full we jumped in and then the action started. We fucked 2 or 3 times in the Jacuzzi and then we went back to bed and fucked more. After all the action we then had a rest for 30min. but then the one eyed warrior was stiff again so Tania had to take care of him again. I stayed with her until 5 AM at the Motel but I had to get back to my condo because I had to do some work next morning so I couldn´t stay longer. I payed Tania 3000 Pesos and she would have even stayed with me the next morning but I had to say no.
Going to be in PV all of Jan 2011 Have rented a Villa in Misamaloya.Have wheels.Any pointers where to get pussy?Singles ,groups whatever?Will be there for a month so dont want to spend it all at once!
I'm taking my first trip to PV in November 13-20 and hoping to partake in my favorite hobby. I'm considering staying at a condo hotel in the hope of being able to bring guests back to the room. Is that realistic? Could also use wingman/mentor to show me the ropes here. PM me for details.
Thanks to all of you for great info obtained so far.
I'll be in PV for the first time November 13 to 20. I'm hoping to rent a condo in order to bring back guests. Does that work? Would also be nice to hook up with more experienced hobbyists while I'm there. Send me a Pm if interested.
Thanks to all for the info already on the site.
G.
Renting a condo is a good idea but know the location it is in. You want to stay in Old Town, Zona Romance, South Vallarta or Conchas Chinas.
I was able to go out for only one night and one afternoon.
PV playmates: I am getting bored with her sections. Melissa's service is fantastic as ever but the choice is limited and the prices for most providers are outrageous. Especially, if you rent a motel room and another 400 or so to that. Girls, as usual do not show up condoms..same stuff.
Daisy: She is 18, reasonably tight body, average face, zero english, average service (i have heard good reviews before) so this might be YMMV. ANyway I was also a bit rushed so I did not care.
Friend called for Jaki as Melissa said she is one of the best providers. They did not manage to hook up but I did see her in person when I went to pick up Daisy. She is lot older than her pictures. Melissa's pictures of Jaki are at least 10 years old.
Got to go. More in a few minutes.
I had several girls from PV Playmate that got advertised on Craigs List. Here is a list of them and a very short review.
Dani: My first girl from PV Playmates, 1 hour, perfect sex. she fucks like a porn star!!!
Jaki: 1 hour, around 35 to 40, sex was ok, she gave me her private number and was ready to make a 400USD deal for 1 night with limited sex time and a few hours sleeping time. I did not contact her again.
Angelina: 1 hour, Canadian blondie, sex - bullshit, girl just cried around over her ex boyfriend that did not affort her the luxury she wanted and that someone stole her money, mobile and other private shit and she has no money to pay for the things.
Erika: 2 hours, price looked good but not even after 1 hour and 2 cum shots she just jumped out of bed and put her close on. I ask her what is she doing and she told me that the sesson is over. I told her that I payed for 2 hour and she started to explain me that it´s either 2 hours or 2 come shots. Sex was not the best and the girl was a little fat so I decided to let her go. She was also the last girl I took from PV Playmates.
PV Playmates: I agree with Sex Hunter.... I used to sing their praises but I am a bit down on them right now.
rest of the story: That evening after the encounter noted below, I started with Xtravaganza. The place was a bit slow. May be 10 girls. Veronica, reportedly was working so I went in. I could not see her in the 15 minutes it took me to finish my beer. The rest were bottom of the barrel so I bailed.
El Y Ella: I am starting to like this place better than Xtra.. There were couple of good looking ones but they were both busy nursing their drinks with some other chaps. I whispered to one of them that I am going to come back and if she is free, she should come join me. I never did go back.
Prestige: The selection was unusually good this weekend. There were at least one 9 and couple of solid 8s. The price there (in pesos) is 1700 for 15 minute BJ, 2500 for 30 minutes of full service and 3500 for one hour of full service. For the same price of 3500 you can take out for 2 hours and 2 hours includes transportation time. Expensive, but may be worth it if you want to bang a 9.
Aqua: My favorite club for music and ambiance. My ATF at Aqua, Samantha was working there. Her looks and service are fantastic (see my previous reports on her). Also had a good time with few other girls buying them drinks while taking the time for some generous fondling, listening to good music. Overall it was a nice evening in PVR.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Fuck PV Playmates. For one, I think the girls they offer are ugly. I know Exthalmus is buddy buddy with them so he would disagree, but the facts are the facts.
As many of you already know, I am not fond of agencies.They are all ripoffs. Go into a stripclub find a girl you like, and make a deal with her for during the day time hours, or when she gets off of work for the night. Better price, and you know what you are dealing with.[/QUOTE]
I agree with the strip club advice. For a lot of guys though, getting away in afternoons is easier than getting away at night. If you don't have it pre planned and if you don't have several days to do it, you are stuck with agencies.
Also, the strip club girls are not that reliable. I have had some of them promise and not show up the next day. Some do not answer the phone next day or come up with an excuse. I did have some success there and still think it is a good option, especially if you want hotties...
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]I had several girls from PV Playmate that got advertised on Craigs List. Here is a list of them and a very short review.
Dani: My first girl from PV Playmates, 1 hour, perfect sex. She fucks like a porn star!
Jaki: 1 hour, around 35 to 40, sex was ok, she gave me her private number and was ready to make a 400USD deal for 1 night with limited sex time and a few hours sleeping time. I did not contact her again.
Angelina: 1 hour, Canadian blondie, sex. Bullshit, girl just cried around over her ex boyfriend that did not affort her the luxury she wanted and that someone stole her money, mobile and other private shit and she has no money to pay for the things.
Erika: 2 hours, price looked good but not even after 1 hour and 2 cum shots she just jumped out of bed and put her close on. I ask her what is she doing and she told me that the sesson is over. I told her that I payed for 2 hour and she started to explain me that it's either 2 hours or 2 come shots. Sex was not the best and the girl was a little fat so I decided to let her go. She was also the last girl I took from PV Playmates.[/QUOTE]This is obviously a very old report. As a full time Vallarta resident who has lived here six years, I believe I have a bit of insight. I've used every agency from Juliette's to Valaka'a and Collegias to PV Escorts, PV Barbie's, PV Maxim and PV Playmates. I'm a retired scientist from US. My wife passed away four years ago. Since then, my main source of female companionship has been the local girls and agencies in PV. I only found out about this forum days ago, while searching reviews in PV. First off I have seen Dani, but she has not worked in over a year. She is now on her third baby in four years. I did enjoy seeing her, but her body is less than average, droopy breasts and stretch marks on such a small and petite frame. And this was when she was 18 or 19. She is 20 or 21 now and either just had or about to have her third child.
Jaki I have seen and great service, but yes she is older. She runs specials quite frequently and have seen her for as low as 1500 pesos. Angelina? She has not worked for PV Playmates in over two years. They got rid of her, as another agency did the same she worked for. She was also fired from Prestige after cheating out a customer in a dispute. A Canadian girl that will rob you blind. She goes by the name "Bria" now. She posts on CL, and may go as many different names. She is not affiliated with any agency as none of them can trust her. I saw her once and never again. A very cold and mechanical experience. Eryika? She has never worked for an agency that I know of. She is an independent girl who is inexpensive, yes fat, but good personality. She's been around awhile. My overall experience over the years is that the local agencies, not unlike the local restaurants, each have something good on their menu. If you order a hot dog you get a hot dog. Don't expect a filet mignon. As far as overall communication, I believe PV Playmates, Collegia's and PV Escorts to be the best. Timely and alert response. The others are ridiculous, and may not even answer an email or do not speak English. At Collegia's (they only have five girls) Ana and Brianna are best. I also enjoyed a girl named Missy, who is not working anymore. PV Escorts (a whole lot of girls, but maybe really only five or six reliable and dependable). Amy was good, Milli was ok, but un clean, the rest were low quality, and ask for a tip or use an upsell- especially that 8-10 hour experience for 300$ US. It's only two services. I wound up having a low quality girl in my home watching TV and asking me for food! PV Playmates, Sophi, Alexis, Brandi, Nikki and Penelope are world class companions. Though, they are more expensive than other providers. The others I have had at a good price (1500 pesos) are China, Cindi and Daisy. There is no way anyone can say that these mentioned are ugly. All of them are actually nice and sweet girls. What is good about this particular agency is that they are unlimited for one price. I know I have tried them all. Facts are facts. And anyone's opinion is not a fact. It's an opinion. I am not tooting the horn of anyone one agency, but I felt the need to at least respond to some of the comments I read. Collegia's, Julliet's and PV Playmates have been around the longest, so yes they have some turn over and at times the same girls. However, they have the "wear with it all" to always get some new talent and run special pricing. In closing if you know what you want, than there are several great option in many different agencies.
[QUOTE=Mister Smith]This is obviously a very old report. As a full time Vallarta resident who has lived here six years, I believe I have a bit of insight. I've used every agency from Juliette's to Valaka'a and Collegias to PV Escorts, PV Barbie's, PV Maxim and PV Playmates. I'm a retired scientist from US. My wife passed away four years ago. Since then, my main source of female companionship has been the local girls and agencies in PV. I only found out about this forum days ago, while searching reviews in PV. First off I have seen Dani, but she has not worked in over a year. She is now on her third baby in four years. I did enjoy seeing her, but her body is less than average, droopy breasts and stretch marks on such a small and petite frame. And this was when she was 18 or 19. She is 20 or 21 now and either just had or about to have her third child.
Jaki I have seen and great service, but yes she is older. She runs specials quite frequently and have seen her for as low as 1500 pesos. Angelina? She has not worked for PV Playmates in over two years. They got rid of her, as another agency did the same she worked for. She was also fired from Prestige after cheating out a customer in a dispute. A Canadian girl that will rob you blind. She goes by the name "Bria" now. She posts on CL, and may go as many different names. She is not affiliated with any agency as none of them can trust her. I saw her once and never again. A very cold and mechanical experience. Eryika? She has never worked for an agency that I know of. She is an independent girl who is inexpensive, yes fat, but good personality. She's been around awhile. My overall experience over the years is that the local agencies, not unlike the local restaurants, each have something good on their menu. If you order a hot dog you get a hot dog. Don't expect a filet mignon. As far as overall communication, I believe PV Playmates, Collegia's and PV Escorts to be the best. Timely and alert response. The others are ridiculous, and may not even answer an email or do not speak English. At Collegia's (they only have five girls) Ana and Brianna are best. I also enjoyed a girl named Missy, who is not working anymore. PV Escorts (a whole lot of girls, but maybe really only five or six reliable and dependable). Amy was good, Milli was ok, but un clean, the rest were low quality, and ask for a tip or use an upsell- especially that 8-10 hour experience for 300$ US. It's only two services. I wound up having a low quality girl in my home watching TV and asking me for food! PV Playmates, Sophi, Alexis, Brandi, Nikki and Penelope are world class companions. Though, they are more expensive than other providers. The others I have had at a good price (1500 pesos) are China, Cindi and Daisy. There is no way anyone can say that these mentioned are ugly. All of them are actually nice and sweet girls. What is good about this particular agency is that they are unlimited for one price. I know I have tried them all. Facts are facts. And anyone's opinion is not a fact. It's an opinion. I am not tooting the horn of anyone one agency, but I felt the need to at least respond to some of the comments I read. Collegia's, Julliet's and PV Playmates have been around the longest, so yes they have some turn over and at times the same girls. However, they have the "wear with it all" to always get some new talent and run special pricing. In closing if you know what you want, than there are several great option in many different agencies.[/QUOTE]
Mister Smith, thank you for the excellent report and welcome to the ISG board.
I have not tried Collegia's before. When I searched, this is the only thing I found:
Colegialas - Super VIP
Puerto Vallartas
18-26 year old girls - 24 hour escort service - cell 044-322-112-2611
Do they have a website?
I found this link to [url]http://www.pvescort.com/index.html[/url]
If this is the one, they did not respond the last time I contacted them. May be I will give them a shot again.
[QUOTE=Vitrea]Mister Smith, thank you for the excellent report and welcome to the ISG board.
I have not tried Collegia's before. When I searched, this is the only thing I found:
Colegialas - Super VIP
Puerto Vallartas
18-26 year old girls - 24 hour escort service - cell 044-322-112-2611
Do they have a website?
I found this link to [url]http://www.pvescort.com/index.html[/url]
If this is the one, they did not respond the last time I contacted them. May be I will give them a shot again.[/QUOTE]Yes that is the correct # for Collegias. They used to have a website, [url]http://puerto-vallarta.infored.com. Mx/41390/Colegialas-V-I-p-.html[/url]. They advertise on MundoAnuncio.com. Mx. The girl who answers the phone speaks English. I usually text her. PV escort is correct and PV Playmates is [url]www.Pvplaymates.info[/url] Both of those always reply by email rapidly.
Mister Smith, that is a heckuva fine way to introduce yourself to this forum. Contributions such as that will surely make you a highly valued member of the community.
[QUOTE=Mister Smith]This is obviously a very old report. As a full time Vallarta resident who has lived here six years, I believe I have a bit of insight. I've used every agency from Juliette's to Valaka'a and Collegias to PV Escorts, PV Barbie's, PV Maxim and PV Playmates. I'm a retired scientist from US. My wife passed away four years ago. Since then, my main source of female companionship has been the local girls and agencies in PV. I only found out about this forum days ago, while searching reviews in PV. First off I have seen Dani, but she has not worked in over a year. She is now on her third baby in four years. I did enjoy seeing her, but her body is less than average, droopy breasts and stretch marks on such a small and petite frame. And this was when she was 18 or 19. She is 20 or 21 now and either just had or about to have her third child.
Jaki I have seen and great service, but yes she is older. She runs specials quite frequently and have seen her for as low as 1500 pesos. Angelina? She has not worked for PV Playmates in over two years. They got rid of her, as another agency did the same she worked for. She was also fired from Prestige after cheating out a customer in a dispute. A Canadian girl that will rob you blind. She goes by the name "Bria" now. She posts on CL, and may go as many different names. She is not affiliated with any agency as none of them can trust her. I saw her once and never again. A very cold and mechanical experience. Eryika? She has never worked for an agency that I know of. She is an independent girl who is inexpensive, yes fat, but good personality. She's been around awhile. My overall experience over the years is that the local agencies, not unlike the local restaurants, each have something good on their menu. If you order a hot dog you get a hot dog. Don't expect a filet mignon. As far as overall communication, I believe PV Playmates, Collegia's and PV Escorts to be the best. Timely and alert response. The others are ridiculous, and may not even answer an email or do not speak English. At Collegia's (they only have five girls) Ana and Brianna are best. I also enjoyed a girl named Missy, who is not working anymore. PV Escorts (a whole lot of girls, but maybe really only five or six reliable and dependable). Amy was good, Milli was ok, but un clean, the rest were low quality, and ask for a tip or use an upsell- especially that 8-10 hour experience for 300$ US. It's only two services. I wound up having a low quality girl in my home watching TV and asking me for food! PV Playmates, Sophi, Alexis, Brandi, Nikki and Penelope are world class companions. Though, they are more expensive than other providers. The others I have had at a good price (1500 pesos) are China, Cindi and Daisy. There is no way anyone can say that these mentioned are ugly. All of them are actually nice and sweet girls. What is good about this particular agency is that they are unlimited for one price. I know I have tried them all. Facts are facts. And anyone's opinion is not a fact. It's an opinion. I am not tooting the horn of anyone one agency, but I felt the need to at least respond to some of the comments I read. Collegia's, Julliet's and PV Playmates have been around the longest, so yes they have some turn over and at times the same girls. However, they have the "wear with it all" to always get some new talent and run special pricing. In closing if you know what you want, than there are several great option in many different agencies.[/QUOTE]Ofcourse this is a old report. The original report I posted already in May 2009. The time I was with the 4 girls was around end of 2008. Here is the original post:
"Angelina: 3000 Pesos for 2 hours. Service was bullshit. The girl had a hot body but that was it. Sex was nothing special. Before we started she told me what she didn´t like (no Anal and no kissing on the lips). She just tryed to get the 2 hours over as quick as possible.
Dani: One of the best fucks in my life with great BBBJ. She emptyed my warrior 4 times in just 1 hour!!!
Eryika: Bullshit girl. I payed 2500 for 2 hours. She gave me a normal massage and then a cover BJ. I fucked her and came. After that she told me a stupid story about her mother and the problems. 5min. later she played with my dick and wanked me off. After that she jumped out of the bed and runned like a hurrican towords the shower. That was after she was for about 45min. with me. I asked her what´s going on and she told me that I came twice. I said yes but what you do under the shower? She said: You came twice so I can go because 2 hours means you can come only twice and no more. After that bullshit I just let her go. When she jumped in her close just to get the fuck out of the Motel Dunas and away from me she said I should book her again and then she will stay a bit longer.
Jacki: Good girl. About 30 years old. She gave me a covered BJ and than we fucked a bit. I booked her for 1 hour for 2000 Pesos."
Eryika worked at this time for PV Playmates. She even told me that!
Colegialas did not answer to my 3 E-mails that I send them in english as in spanish so no business was made with me.
[url]http://colegialas.webs.com/[/url]
Another fact is that it is possible to fuck all night long in PV with a young super sexy girl not working for one of the agencys like PVPlaymates for more or less the same price as a fat fuck like Eryika wants for 2 hours and then pisses off after 50 minutes or Angelina that just cries around all the time. After all, what is the point of even paying more for PVPlaymates Top girls like Nikki??? Even in Hysteria I pulled out a super sexy girl ones and she offered me 2 500 Pesos for 3 hours during her free time!
I will be visiting Puerto Vallarta over Thanksgiving Holiday this year, as well as Cabo and Mazatlan by way of cruise ship. My SO and I love taking the time to find full service massages on our travels throughout the world.
Does anyone have a recomendation as to where we can find this service?
The last time we were in Puerto Vallarta(2009) we enjoyed massages in the Old Town area. My massage, while not full service, involved lots of mutual touching and oiled hand action, but my SO didn't have a lot of luck with her masuer. She couldn't even get hime to massage her breasts.
Any suggestions would be amazing! I appreciate your help!
Josephedward,
Wish I could be of help to you Josephedward but I do not know of any. I will check around for you, as I will be in Puerto Vallarta on the 24th of November, possibly sooner.
I see you have also been to Hong Kong and Thailand in years past, both beautiful places. I also met Giotto, (for those that do not know, Giotto owns a boutique hotel in Bangkok, and he has his own forum here on the ISG) but it was by accident, as I was in Phuket, and ran into him in a bar there, nice guy. In years past, I used to spend the months of September, and the month of February in Thailand, staying a month on each visit, but this past year, I only made the one trip, the first part of the year because my company took a financial hit because of the United States economy situation which forced me to cancel my planned September trip.
Puerto Vallarta is no Thailand that is forsure! Thailand actually is my favorite country in the world, because of the culture, the food, the entertainment, the beautiful beaches and ocean waters, the shopping, and of course the girls, even though they do not even come close to the Colombianas or Brazilianas. :)
Does anyone else have the information that Josephedward is seeking?
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69]Josephedward,
Wish I could be of help to you Josephedward but I do not know of any. I will check around for you, as I will be in Puerto Vallarta on the 24th of November, possibly sooner.
I see you have also been to Hong Kong and Thailand in years past, both beautiful places. I also met Giotto, (for those that do not know, Giotto owns a boutique hotel in Bangkok, and he has his own forum here on the ISG) but it was by accident, as I was in Phuket, and ran into him in a bar there, nice guy. In years past, I used to spend the months of September, and the month of February in Thailand, staying a month on each visit, but this past year, I only made the one trip, the first part of the year because my company took a financial hit because of the United States economy situation which forced me to cancel my planned September trip.
Puerto Vallarta is no Thailand that is forsure! Thailand actually is my favorite country in the world, because of the culture, the food, the entertainment, the beautiful beaches and ocean waters, the shopping, and of course the girls, even though they do not even come close to the Colombianas or Brazilianas. :)
Does anyone else have the information that Josephedward is seeking?[/QUOTE]I appreciate the effort!
[QUOTE=Josephedward]I will be visiting Puerto Vallarta over Thanksgiving Holiday this year, as well as Cabo and Mazatlan by way of cruise ship. My SO and I love taking the time to find full service massages on our travels throughout the world.
Does anyone have a recomendation as to where we can find this service?
The last time we were in Puerto Vallarta(2009) we enjoyed massages in the Old Town area. My massage, while not full service, involved lots of mutual touching and oiled hand action, but my SO didn't have a lot of luck with her masuer. She couldn't even get hime to massage her breasts.
Any suggestions would be amazing! I appreciate your help![/QUOTE]Je,
I have found FS massage one time in PV but it is now closed. It was across the street from Hotel Hacienda when coming into town from the airport. I have driven by several times since & it is now empty. Maybe ask the guys hanging around there selling tour tickets and they may know. I know of several oiled hand job places and they have been posted on this forum in the past. PM me if you need more info on the HJ places & I will give you the info. If you find any good places please report.
You said you got some oiled hand action in 2009 in old town? Do you remember the name of the place? How much did you pay? Was the girl hot?
There is also a massage place that will give BBBJ's but the girls aren't too hot and no FS has been reported. This place has also been discussed on this forum. Just use the search engine on this forum only using the word "massage" and you will find the past posts easily.
Good Luck!
Smallworld
I arrive at 2pm Thur in PVR.... I have a hard time connecting with Yall since I have no Mexican cell and the only SPanish I speak is 100 dollar bills .....But Rohilio will be out with me every night if you wish to join us please call him.
Cheers,
Ex
I had a great time with Vivian and Liz last night.
Vivian is 22, Liz 19 and I had them for 3 hours. We spent the time in a Motel with Jacuzzi and had a lot of fun. After all the fun and Action Rojilio picked us up and we went for some food and drinks to a cantina before the night ended. Rojilio arranged the girls for 2x 2500 Pesos. The chica on the pics is Vivian:
Special thx for Rojilio for making another dream come true!!!
[quote=the sex hunter]i had a great time with vivian and liz last night.
vivian is 22, liz 19 and i had them for 3 hours. we spent the time in a motel with jacuzzi and had a lot of fun. after all the fun and action rojilio picked us up and we went for some food and drinks to a cantina before the night ended. rojilio arranged the girls for 2x 2500 pesos. the chica on the pics is vivian:
special thx for rojilio for making another dream come true!!![/quote]
went out with vivian for drinkies ..omfg...you dirty dog, after seein gyour pics i was like uggg ...but she is the finest piece of ass i have seen down here in a long time...seriosuly...i have incredible pics and will post (when i get home blackhawk so dont even start raggin about where are the fuckin pics lol )
hot killer smile,...and her sidekick just started suckin [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]-[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord133][CodeWord133][/url] and is new to the pay for play game....will be taking both to ho-tell tonight and will report...
o fucked some ***** at chavas bar...pancho said shes hotter that vivian..um no...i have lots of pics of her too...btw i have some toy daleks for all you dr who fans and put them on the girls titties and snatchies so you know the pics are real and from me....one of chavas girls thought id given her a bomb and left lol....
ex
Still a ways off but does anyone know if Antorches will be open on Christmas Day? I'm only in PV for the day and want to buy/rent myself a present.
[QUOTE=Hotwheels]Still a ways off but does anyone know if Antorches will be open on Christmas Day? I'm only in PV for the day and want to buy/rent myself a present.[/QUOTE]I guess the best way to find out is through Rojilio. Maybe you can give him a call and ask him!? I´m sure he will help you out with another possibility of getting yourself a present just incase Antrochas is closed.
Successful hunting!
TSH
I ordered a chica from Juliette Massage. Their prices are 1600 pesos for one hour & 2200 pesos for two hours. It really was a waste & I wouldn't use their service again. First of all, they lady on the phone said the girl would be in my room within 30-40mins but after one hour of waiting I called & she said the girl couldn't find my hotel? So then I gave her the name & address again & had to wait another 45 mins before the chica arrived. Her name was carla and she looked worn out. She said she was 23 but looked like she had a hard life. I'd say she was more like 28-30. In her defense she was really, really nice & sweet & willing to do whatever I wanted. Her attitude was great just not very hot or fresh. She had major stretchmarks on her belly from having a baby & she told me she was divorced. Her teeth were yellow & not the freshest breath. Her ass was flat as a board but her tits were pretty nice. She gave me BBBJ & cfs for round 1. I tried cfs for round 2 but I couldn't get turned on so she finished me with a nice HJ. She then asked me if I wanted round 3 but I said no thanks. Again, carla is a really nice & sweet girl just I was dissappointed with her looks & youth. Can't believe these services can't find some young 18-20yr old chicas with hard bodies and instead employ these used up & tired girls. Maybe she is overworked. I really felt bad for her after she left & regretted the money I spent. Will save my cash for something I can see first. The girls on pvbarbies website look hot but wonder if its just bait & switch and you only end up with a used up bar girl?
Hi Gents,
I have just recently arrived back in town for the season and wanted to pass along a little info. A new gents club named La Movida has just recently opened shop in Old Town. It is located on Insurgentes between Cardenas and V.Carranza.
It is located right next to the big Guadalajara Farmacia on Insugentes, it is in a small building between the the farmacia parking lot and the Libras cantina.
I had a quick look in on Sunday night, newly remodeled inside. Similar set up to Plantino's but not as nice a layout, it was quiet on Sunday evening and it did not seem to be set up for stage dancing like the other clubs? Given that it was a Sunday and the club has only been open for a week or so there were only 6 or 7 ladies available to mix with, but half of them were nice.
The ladies drinks were 120P and my beer was 30P, same as Plantino's I believe. The manager assured me there are more girls later in the evening and during the week
i gather there are private rooms upstairs for use, I did not get into to many details about pricing.
I think a club like this in Old Town is a nice addition to the entertainment offerings in the area.
I would say give it a try and show some support and we'll see if it can hang in there for awhile. For me it is in the 'hood' and we be a easy drop in on an evening walk about.
The manager says they will open 7 days a week from 8pm till 4am.
OK, cheers
Mopar man
[QUOTE=Mopar Man]Hi Gents,
I have just recently arrived back in town for the season and wanted to pass along a little info. A new gents club named La Movida has just recently opened shop in Old Town. It is located on Insurgentes between Cardenas and V.Carranza.
It is located right next to the big Guadalajara Farmacia on Insugentes, it is in a small building between the the farmacia parking lot and the Libras cantina.
I had a quick look in on Sunday night, newly remodeled inside. Similar set up to Plantino's but not as nice a layout, it was quiet on Sunday evening and it did not seem to be set up for stage dancing like the other clubs? Given that it was a Sunday and the club has only been open for a week or so there were only 6 or 7 ladies available to mix with, but half of them were nice.
The ladies drinks were 120P and my beer was 30P, same as Plantino's I believe. The manager assured me there are more girls later in the evening and during the week
i gather there are private rooms upstairs for use, I did not get into to many details about pricing.
I think a club like this in Old Town is a nice addition to the entertainment offerings in the area.
I would say give it a try and show some support and we'll see if it can hang in there for awhile. For me it is in the 'hood' and we be a easy drop in on an evening walk about.
The manager says they will open 7 days a week from 8pm till 4am.
OK, cheers
Mopar man[/QUOTE]Thank you for the update Mopar man, but the place will die like every other one that has been in that spot. The last one was called "Hysteria 2". I have been in Vallarta since this past Wednesday, and things are pretty dead, and I bar hop nightly from the cantina bars to Zona Roja, to the clubs El y Ella and Conojitos. I can honestly say during my entire stay, I have not seen one girl that made me take a second look, but then again, I am spoiled because of my Colombianas.
Hi Black Hawk,
Yes, I'm afraid I would have to agree with you. The likely-hood that the place will last long is just not there.
As much as I enjoy having a little sweetie bounce on my lap the typical 'gents club' vacuums the wallet to hard for me to spend much time there.
I also agree that things seem pretty quiet around town in general so far this year. I have been in town a month now and to me it still seems like the 'season' has yet to start.
I am going to pm you, it would be good meet up for a drink if possible.
Mopar Man
Hi
Is there any clubd/discos that local girls go to to freelance looking for customers/men
Thanks in advance
[QUOTE=Rosjana 16]Hi
Is there any clubd/discos that local girls go to to freelance looking for customers/men
Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]The answer to your question is no. If you looking for something like that, I would call Rogilio, the taxi driver friend of The Sex Hunter, Exthalmus, and myself, and have him take you to the area that many street walkers are hanging out in, and then you can negotiate with them to party with you in the bars/discos, if that is something you are interested in. Your only other option is to go to Las Alazenas in Zona Roja, but I discourage everyone from frequenting that place after I had my diamond ring and camera stolen from me by one of the girls who work there, and management chose to do nothing about it. Most of the girls that work there are average looking at best, but once in a while you can find a looker.
Puerto Vallarta has really gone down in terms of quality of the girls over the past several years. I cannot explain why, but it really has. Like I stated in a recent post, I did not see one girl that really took my breath away during my last stay in Puerto Vallarta. I am inlove with the city, but cannot say the same with the quality of the girls. It is getting to be place where you might want to bring your own.
Attached is a few pics for your enjoyment. They are not bad, but at least they are not perras! ;) lol
Blackhawk,
Where is the best place to go in PV and what is the going rate?
And where did you find that first one? I want her contact info! Haha
I had a few nights ago great fun ones again with going out with Rogilio. First we went to the Marina in PV and had a drink in a Bar and then he hooked me up with 24 yo Thannia and we went directly to the Motel. After we entert the room we started to fill the Jucuzzi and Thannia danced a nice strip for me. Then I took her to bed and she gave me a great BBBJ followed by a quick fuck. Then we went in the Jacuzzi and continued to fuck around. After 1 hour we decided to go back to bed and fucked until 4.30am around. Then the 4 hours where over and the overheated machine gun had no more ammo left so we took a Taxi back home. It was once again a great time I had with hanging out with Rogilio! Thannia charged me a great price of 2 500 Pesos for the 4 hours.
Gentleman,
I had another great night with Rogilio who hooked me up with 23 yo Lusero. We find her in a dark street and she went with me for 3 000 Pesos for 4 hours to the Motel. I fucked her as soon as we went in and she did not want to give me a BBBJ. After I fucked her we went to the Jacuzzi and I gave her a masage. Then she decided to suck my dick without a raincoat. After that I give her another fuck. At this time she was with me for around 1 hour and then she told me that I should call a Taxi because she has to get back to work. No no I said and told her to stay 3 hours more. Then she tried to convince me that it was only two times sex + 2 cocksucks and she wanted me to call Rogilio to pick us up. So I smilied and told her I will call him. I called Rogilio and explained him what the chica wants and I passed the phone to her. The girl explained the same bullshit to Rogilio and then Rogilio got very angry with her and told her that the agreement was 4 hours and if she will not stay with me the full time he will not bring another client to her. Then the girl changed her mind and decided it was better to stay the 4 hours as it was agreed so I fucked her after the call again but this time a little harder. Then she ordered a dildo and got very wild so I had to fuck her a few more times.
In total the chica stayed with me for the 4 hours and went back home after thanks to Rogilio and his hard words he had with her. In looks I would give her a 8, ass 10, tits 7 and sex 8. She did not let me make any picture so no pics this time.
Hey guys,
I've been creeping this page forever and been doing research, but there's a couple of questions I need to ask before I go for it and order an escort down here. I'm visiting Puerto from Canada, am 20 years old, and have never used an escort before in my life. I've read most of this thread and the general feeling I get is that escort services tend to be sketchy. There's a few girls that I've found on the escort sites though, that I would kill to fuck the shit out of. So, as far as escort services in PV go, have you guys ever had ANY success with the following?
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/[/url]
Karina, and Brittany are hot as hell.
[url]http://pvplaymates.info/[/url]
Nikki and Tiffany caught my eye.
My main worry is that I'll rent a motel room, they'll show up, and be completely NOT as advertised, or have some other mishap occur. What do you guys recommend if I did want to use one of these services? If the girl shows up and is a unfuckable weirdo, should I just pay her cab home, and get out?
Also, I've looked into the "Red Zone Tour", as he as a few listings on his site for the above escort sites, and offers a tour of the lower end strip clubs / brothels / red zone for $50. Something smells fishy though, when I emailed Brittany for more pictures I got a reply from "[email]vallartafun@gmail.com[/email]" saying there were no more, but that she was available. Fair enough. When I sent an email to the Red Zone Tour Guy, asking if he had ever met any of the girls, or who he really recommended (via the red zone tours contact us form) , I recieved a reply from [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue], the same email address as the person who handled the bookings for one of the escort sites. So, I suppose my second question is,
Have any of you ever gone on The Red Zone tour?
What was it like? Worth it?
Thirdly, if I were to just go to one of the clubs in town (Candy's, Prestige, Taboo, etc.) which would you recommend? I'd preffer to pay a little bit more if I can get a girl that's REALLY attractive. If that means I have to go to one of the more expensive clubs, so be it. I'm willing to spend about $250-$300 to have a really good night, even if that means I just get 3/4 drunk, and have sex for an hour. Thanks very much for your help in advance guys, I appreciate it!
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[QUOTE=LornPavan; 1106759]Hey guys,
I've been creeping this page forever and been doing research, but there's a couple of questions I need to ask before I go for it and order an escort down here. I'm visiting Puerto from Canada, am 20 years old, and have never used an escort before in my life. I've read most of this thread and the general feeling I get is that escort services tend to be sketchy. There's a few girls that I've found on the escort sites though, that I would kill to fuck the shit out of. So, as far as escort services in PV go, have you guys ever had ANY success with the following?
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/[/url]
Karina, and Brittany are hot as hell.
[url]http://pvplaymates.info/[/url]
Nikki and Tiffany caught my eye.
My main worry is that I'll rent a motel room, they'll show up, and be completely NOT as advertised, or have some other mishap occur. What do you guys recommend if I did want to use one of these services? If the girl shows up and is a unfuckable weirdo, should I just pay her cab home, and get out?
Also, I've looked into the "Red Zone Tour", as he as a few listings on his site for the above escort sites, and offers a tour of the lower end strip clubs / brothels / red zone for $50. Something smells fishy though, when I emailed Brittany for more pictures I got a reply from "[email]vallartafun@gmail.com[/email]" saying there were no more, but that she was available. Fair enough. When I sent an email to the Red Zone Tour Guy, asking if he had ever met any of the girls, or who he really recommended (via the red zone tours contact us form) , I recieved a reply from [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue], the same email address as the person who handled the bookings for one of the escort sites. So, I suppose my second question is,
Have any of you ever gone on The Red Zone tour?
What was it like? Worth it?
Thirdly, if I were to just go to one of the clubs in town (Candy's, Prestige, Taboo, etc.) which would you recommend? I'd preffer to pay a little bit more if I can get a girl that's REALLY attractive. If that means I have to go to one of the more expensive clubs, so be it. I'm willing to spend about $250-$300 to have a really good night, even if that means I just get 3/4 drunk, and have sex for an hour. Thanks very much for your help in advance guys, I appreciate it!
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If you would have taken a closer look to the PVescort site you would find the answer about the red zone tour!
If you go to a strip club (Candy's, Prestige, Taboo, etc.) with 3 000 Pesos in your pocket you can flop first of all some cover out to get in. Put another 1 500 Pesos for 2 drinks down (1 for you and one for the girl) then you have the pleasure to start to ask her to go to the room. I posted the prices as other did too down here on how much you can flop out again to stick the dick with her away for 20 to 30 min. With the cash in you pocket you have left after your drink with the girl you will quickly realise you need much more for a quick 30 Min. Fuck.
Nexttime read the thread!
Thanks very much guys, I really appreciate it. I did read a fair bit of the thread, but missed some of your posts that would've helped me out, apologies for making you re-state some things. I'm here until the 5th and starting to run a bit low on spending cash, especially after a buddy took me to "Collage" for the foam party, lost / had a lot of money stolen there. Avoid it at all costs unless you like boys, or are from jersey shore. Yuck. I was planning on taking my friend to one of the strip clubs (for his first time) just for the real strip club experience, but I'll be looking up Rogilio before I leave. One last thing, obviously we're all sailors in foreign ports here, and wrap our members like fort knox, but has anyone ever had a problem as far as STDs go? And being the holiday season, if you had to say which of the strip joints in town were the best bang for your buck, assuming you didn't want your buck to go towards a fuck, which would it be?
Thanks again for your advice guys!
Hi Everyone,
I will be in PV this weekend and wanted to know if anyone has had any experience with the little girl from PV Playmates Karla? Any info on a recent expoit with a girl that isn't bullshit and isn't ugly? Please post or email me. My email is kcmale41 at yahoo dot com put in the proper format of course. I would greatly appreciate the help! I'll be in PV all of January and looking for a girl that would like to be a girlfriend for a month.
Thanks
Thanks Blackhawk. I owe you a drink man. If you happen to be PV during the month of January. Let me know. I would be happy to hang with you. My name is Mike.
Thanks very much Blackhawk. I can't see Rogilio's number in your post, and I can't receive private messages as I have a free account. Is there any way you can think of to get me his number, or is there a location I can go to that he frequents? Also, I'm planning on getting ahold of him tomorrow night, I hope no one else is planning on giving him a call. ISG double bookings would be hilarious.
PV review.
I have just completed my first trip to Mexico and Puerto Vallarta.
I kept an eye on this forum for a few months leading up to the visit over Christmas and New Year. It appeared I would be in for a lean time on the mongering front. Yes it was there but you needed knowledge. I stayed in Zona Romantica. The old town. And there's no apparent mongering scene. I feared for the worst.
That said, I saw references to a local cabbie who appears well connected but I didn't use him. Buried in the forum, I did find reference to a "red zone" tour where this guy takes you around for $50. Sounded good to me. I got in contact via email, made the booking for a Sunday night and then anticipated.
So, I get picked up by this ex-pat American and I had one of the most fun nights of my life. He is a thoroughly top guy, is well connected, speaks fluent Spanish and knows the good and the bad. He drives meaning you can have a few drinks along the way. He is very matter of fact about his business, all of the girls in al of the clubs know him and he is a thoroughly interesting to boot.
So, I did the tour, brought some girls some drinks, got some bump and grind but no take away or home delivery and I was dropped back. The tour guide then pointed to an escort service he is connected with. Teresting to boot.
So, I did the tour, brought some girls some drinks, got some bump and grind but no take away or home delivery. I was a happy customer.
Before you doing anything else in PV, do this:
[url]http://www.redzonetours.com/[/url]
You are wasting your time here if your don't.
I then investigated the web site.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com[/url]
There was a good selection although many chicas had returned home for Christmas and New Year with their family. If you only speak English, ensure you get a chica who speaks a little English. It is painful otherwise. They range from USD100 to USD140 and they're worth every cent. No uglies, no druggies, no weirdos. What you see is what you get. Over the following week I gave three a go.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/raquel.html[/url]
Tall, mid 20's, sexy, slim, nice tits, real girl next door, awesome cowgirl performance. Will repeat.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/gaby.html[/url]
Bit disappointing although acceptable. Booked for an hour but disappeared after first shot at 30 minute mark.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/brittany.html[/url]
Sensational, chunky, fun and awesome tits. I'd love to go out for drink and dinner and then shag this one. It would be a fun night.
So, I spent USD400 over the course of 2 weeks on 3 chicas. Excellent value compared to some other time and money wasting I have done over the years. None of this wouldn't have happened without the tour.
I know this reads like and advertisement. It is not. It is just a good advice field report from someone who did his research on ISG and then followed through.
JB
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69; 1110159]You are correct, it is a well written advertisement for your agencies. It is not to difficult to decipher, and go right ahead and continue to pat yourself on your own shoulder by telling yourself how great a guy you are! LOL. Pretty humorous actually.
What really gave it away is the fact you never mentioned how much you paid for lodging, where you ate, what bars you went to, or anything really of value. Your sole post was about your agencies, which many on here have labled as garbage, and infact, I am not sure if I found one actual positive report on them.
What you did do, is soley promote your red zone tours, and your whor agencies, NOTHING MORE. [/QUOTE]Hi BlackHawk,
I can 100% guarantee that I have no former or current association with with the owner of the tour or agency. I am a genuine traveller and have now left PV after two great weeks there. I repeat, he is a good guy and provides a top service. It is a shame there aren't more similar operations elsewhere in the world!
I am amused by your comment that I never reviewed anything else. No, I didn't. Because this is a mongering site. What you refer to is what Trip Adviser and thousands of other cites are for. If you want to know, I stayed on Olas Altas for $100 a night and had a great time at Andales each night.
Lighten up dude. It is mongering. Not world peace.
JB
[QUOTE=Johnnybolter; 1110110]PV review.
I have just completed my first trip to Mexico and Puerto Vallarta.
I kept an eye on this forum for a few months leading up to the visit over Christmas and New Year. It appeared I would be in for a lean time on the mongering front. Yes it was there but you needed knowledge. I stayed in Zona Romantica. The old town. And there's no apparent mongering scene. I feared for the worst.
That said, I saw references to a local cabbie who appears well connected but I didn't use him. Buried in the forum, I did find reference to a "red zone" tour where this guy takes you around for $50. Sounded good to me. I got in contact via email, made the booking for a Sunday night and then anticipated.
So, I get picked up by this ex-pat American and I had one of the most fun nights of my life. He is a thoroughly top guy, is well connected, speaks fluent Spanish and knows the good and the bad. He drives meaning you can have a few drinks along the way. He is very matter of fact about his business, all of the girls in al of the clubs know him and he is a thoroughly interesting to boot.
So, I did the tour, brought some girls some drinks, got some bump and grind but no take away or home delivery and I was dropped back. The tour guide then pointed to an escort service he is connected with. Teresting to boot.
So, I did the tour, brought some girls some drinks, got some bump and grind but no take away or home delivery. I was a happy customer.
Before you doing anything else in PV, do this:
[url]http://www.redzonetours.com/[/url]
You are wasting your time here if your don't.
I then investigated the web site.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com[/url]
There was a good selection although many chicas had returned home for Christmas and New Year with their family. If you only speak English, ensure you get a chica who speaks a little English. It is painful otherwise. They range from USD100 to USD140 and they're worth every cent. No uglies, no druggies, no weirdos. What you see is what you get. Over the following week I gave three a go.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/raquel.html[/url]
Tall, mid 20's, sexy, slim, nice tits, real girl next door, awesome cowgirl performance. Will repeat.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/gaby.html[/url]
Bit disappointing although acceptable. Booked for an hour but disappeared after first shot at 30 minute mark.
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/brittany.html[/url]
Sensational, chunky, fun and awesome tits. I'd love to go out for drink and dinner and then shag this one. It would be a fun night.
So, I spent USD400 over the course of 2 weeks on 3 chicas. Excellent value compared to some other time and money wasting I have done over the years. None of this wouldn't have happened without the tour.
I know this reads like and advertisement. It is not. It is just a good advice field report from someone who did his research on ISG and then followed through.
JB[/QUOTE]Hello, Johnnybolter.
Thank you for your interesting report! I only don't understand why you went to the escort agancy if you had the change to get the girls in the places you went with the red zone guy? Like this you payed at the end much more:
140USD for Raquel.
130USD for Gaby.
140USD for Brittnay.
410 USD for 2. 5 hours Sex.
This is around 4 800 Pesos. For 2 500 Pesos other people fuck 1 girl for full 4 hours. Also that you payed the 130USD for Gaby that was with you for 30Min. Instead of 1 hour shows that your result was not the best.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1110741]Hello, Johnnybolter.
Thank you for your interesting report! I only don't understand why you went to the escort agancy if you had the change to get the girls in the places you went with the red zone guy? [/QUOTE]Thank you very much for you invisible answer why you went to an escort service if you could get a goodlooking girl for less then half of what you payed for! Special thanks also for telling others that they are wasting there time by not doing it the way you do!
Quote Johnnybolter: "You are wasting your time here if your don't."
Guys like you just poison the sex prices in PV!
Hi Guys.
I was IN PVR Jan 7-14.
Seen an ad for Kelly on CL. Only Spanish. 2000mp / 2 hours. She advised she would do the couple thing but didn't work to hard at it.
Cute gal, not into the couple thing, great 1 on 1, great rack, tight.
Had her over 2 times.
Fast to arrive. 2 hours the first time. 1.5 hours the second. Bailed a little early each time but finished the work at hand.
I stayed at Posada de Roger, paid about 660mp / night.
Mainly ate at Jo Jacks, like the 2 for 75mp Mojitos in the afternoon.
Breakfast at Cafe Ole, Bacon and eggs. 39mp.
Drank at Andale, flirted with the servers, Vanni, Carla and shooter gal Karina.
Will return in 6 weeks or so.
Kept an eye out for the famous Rogiilios taxi #85 but didn't see it. Others must have been keeping him busy.
Thanks H
Had to keep King David off my wife.
Hi folks,
Thanks for the great info, I've never been to PV looking for working girls but sounds like I can have a blast. Anyone else planning on being in PV during this time? I noticed some of the massage post were a little old so not sure if they are still valid, so any info on that would help. Oh I'm also going alone, will this be a problem concidering the areas where a lot of these clubs are located? I don't plan on using any online escort services as I can do that here in the states and I'm trying to get the PV experience. I also want to look out for some good deals so I'll be on the lookout. Once I get back I'll post up a report on how my trip went. Thanks again to all those who have posted in the past.
[QUOTE=Azrmm; 1118806]Hi folks,
Thanks for the great info, I've never been to PV looking for working girls but sounds like I can have a blast. Anyone else planning on being in PV during this time? I noticed some of the massage post were a little old so not sure if they are still valid, so any info on that would help. Oh I'm also going alone, will this be a problem concidering the areas where a lot of these clubs are located? I don't plan on using any online escort services as I can do that here in the states and I'm trying to get the PV experience. I also want to look out for some good deals so I'll be on the lookout. Once I get back I'll post up a report on how my trip went. Thanks again to all those who have posted in the past. [/QUOTE]Coming back with several friends. I know I have attempted to meet a few of you and failed, But I have secured a cell phone down there from a Realtor friend so if You wish to hook up please send me a Private Message and I'll send you the cell #
Cheers,
Exthalmus
The last night in PV sitting down and posting about a few encounters. Just left El Y Ella (spelling?). What a FKing Ripoff from the tine you walk in the door. Wife and I walked in and the guy at the door said one cover of 100 pesos so I gave him 200 and he said change ok. Never got my change even after asking for it about ten times. Was told we could only order a bucket of six beers for 280 pesos. Ok whatever so ordered the beers. Watched a few dancers and negotiated for a nice looking gal with the same door guy. We agreed on 1100 pesos and headed up to the room. (However before we went up I gave him a 500 pesos bill and three 200 pesos bills I looked around for ten seconds and he said you only gave me a 500 and two 200 pesos. I said no I gave you 1100 so we looked around and somehow the extra 200 pesos bill was on the floor behind me-fking magican throwing bills behind my back. Got to the room and then he said we had to pay an extra 300 pesos for the room and my wife came unglued. It was awesome! I said just give us our money back, We walked down to the front entrance and I said give us our money back and get us a cab. They apologized and said the room was free and go have fun. We knew we were not getting our money back so we went up and they brought us our beer which was missing a beer-they just can't help themselves. At that point all the drama has you fking pissed and it wasn't really much fun. In short, don't go to this place it's a 1st class ripoff. There is a place next door didn't catch the name-has anybody had any experience there?
We recommend Platino's as we have met a lot of nice gals there and the management is a lot more professional and understands that repeat business is what makes a business survive especially in PV's economy.
We did try the place next to Guadjalara Pharmacy downtown last weekend and had a good time with a gal with a peirced tongue. However we went back the last few night and they were closed. A cabbie tonight said they were closed. Anybody know the status.
The other adventures were with Sophi-nice performance good time and Ashley time share girl on CL-also good time and performance.
Should be back in about a month for more fun! Oh and way too cold at night here in PV!
What has happened to massage scene? Seems like they have either closed or gone legit. Only one I can find is Damely (Ely) but that has gone down in quality.
Anyone know of a new place?
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun; 1119930]The last night in PV sitting down and posting about a few encounters. Just left El Y Ella (spelling?). What a FKing Ripoff from the tine you walk in the door. Wife and I walked in and the guy at the door said one cover of 100 pesos so I gave him 200 and he said change ok. Never got my change even after asking for it about ten times. Was told we could only order a bucket of six beers for 280 pesos. Ok whatever so ordered the beers. Watched a few dancers and negotiated for a nice looking gal with the same door guy. We agreed on 1100 pesos and headed up to the room. (However before we went up I gave him a 500 pesos bill and three 200 pesos bills I looked around for ten seconds and he said you only gave me a 500 and two 200 pesos. I said no I gave you 1100 so we looked around and somehow the extra 200 pesos bill was on the floor behind me-fking magican throwing bills behind my back. Got to the room and then he said we had to pay an extra 300 pesos for the room and my wife came unglued. It was awesome! I said just give us our money back, We walked down to the front entrance and I said give us our money back and get us a cab. They apologized and said the room was free and go have fun. We knew we were not getting our money back so we went up and they brought us our beer which was missing a beer-they just can't help themselves. At that point all the drama has you fking pissed and it wasn't really much fun. In short, don't go to this place it's a 1st class ripoff. There is a place next door didn't catch the name-has anybody had any experience there?
We recommend Platino's as we have met a lot of nice gals there and the management is a lot more professional and understands that repeat business is what makes a business survive especially in PV's economy.
We did try the place next to Guadjalara Pharmacy downtown last weekend and had a good time with a gal with a peirced tongue. However we went back the last few night and they were closed. A cabbie tonight said they were closed. Anybody know the status.
The other adventures were with Sophi-nice performance good time and Ashley time share girl on CL-also good time and performance.
Should be back in about a month for more fun! Oh and way too cold at night here in PV! [/QUOTE]Plantinos, is it open during the day? Need a place durring day or veryearly nite. Staying at the golden crown, los antroches very low quality so far. Please give me some guidence, thanks
[QUOTE=Oldstyle;1120521]Plantinos, is it open during the day? Need a place durring day or veryearly nite. Staying at the golden crown, los antroches very low quality so far. Please give me some guidence, thanks[/QUOTE]Platinos opens at 7 PM. My recommedation is to call the Red Zone Tour guy, he has a complete listing of all the places to find girls in PV.
[url]http://redzonetours.com/pvoverview.html.[/url]
It's the only place I've found that has all the info.
[QUOTE=Oldstyle;1120521]Plantinos, is it open during the day? Need a place durring day or veryearly nite. Staying at the golden crown, los antroches very low quality so far. Please give me some guidence, thanks[/QUOTE]The earliest I've been to platino's was around 9pm, when the girls were just arriving. For daytime action, only suggestion I have is craigslist. The daytime action in pv is pretty slim.
Grecia, the girl that's great on the pole, used to be at juniors, is now at candy's, looking as good as usual, for anyone wanting to know.
Los antorches is poor. Visited 3 times. 1st time sessioned with a gal around 22, she was cute and small but poor performance, which was all covered. 2nd visit to antorches produced no good quality. 3rd time no better. People that work there are really nice, but they need to get some higher quality girls. Alot of guys in and out, so there is definately daytime demand, even though there were no cruise ships in, but no one seemed to stay due to poor quality of girls I'm thinking.
One night I was at brando's bar in the marina and hooked up with a gal in her upper 20's, about 100 lbs, small breasts, from Venezuela. Went to gran sol, BBBJ, good performer, would repeat, her name is lucy.
Zafiro was the gal at la movida, good performer, would repeat but I believe la movida may be closed now.
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun; 1120963]Grecia, the girl that's great on the pole, used to be at juniors, is now at candy's, looking as good as usual, for anyone wanting to know.
Los antorches is poor. Visited 3 times. 1st time sessioned with a gal around 22, she was cute and small but poor performance, which was all covered. 2nd visit to antorches produced no good quality. 3rd time no better. People that work there are really nice, but they need to get some higher quality girls. Alot of guys in and out, so there is definately daytime demand, even though there were no cruise ships in, but no one seemed to stay due to poor quality of girls I'm thinking.
One night I was at brando's bar in the marina and hooked up with a gal in her upper 20's, about 100 lbs, small breasts, from Venezuela. Went to gran sol, BBBJ, good performer, would repeat, her name is lucy.
Zafiro was the gal at la movida, good performer, would repeat but I believe la movida may be closed now.[/QUOTE]What did you pay at Los Antorches.
[QUOTE=Lukinfersumluv;1121073]What did you pay at Los Antorches.[/QUOTE]I believe it was 750 pesos
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun;1120959]For daytime action, only suggestion I have is craigslist.[/QUOTE]You could try MundoAnuncio.
Spanish version.
[url]http://www.mundoanuncio.com.mx/zona/puerto_vallarta_61673/cat_18/eroticos_profesionales.html[/url]
Google translation to English.
[url]http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?hl=en&sl=es&u=http://www.mundoanuncio.com.mx/zona/puerto_vallarta_61673/cat_18/eroticos_profesionales.html&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmundoanuncio%2Bmexico%26hl%3Den%26prmd%3Divns&rurl=translate.google.ca&usg=ALkJrhhQf54ETCV2EtoOjC9ZiGKDXePYkg[/url]
[QUOTE=John Dough; 1121220]You could try MundoAnuncio.
Spanish version.
[url]http://www.mundoanuncio.com.mx/zona/puerto_vallarta_61673/cat_18/eroticos_profesionales.html[/url]
Google translation to English.
[url]http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?hl=en&sl=es&u=http://www.mundoanuncio.com.mx/zona/puerto_vallarta_61673/cat_18/eroticos_profesionales.html&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmundoanuncio%2Bmexico%26hl%3Den%26prmd%3Divns&rurl=translate.google.ca&usg=ALkJrhhQf54ETCV2EtoOjC9ZiGKDXePYkg[/url][/QUOTE]Thank you. Are these mostly real or mostly bait and switch? If anyone tried any of these girls some feedback is appreciated. Some of them look good. Too good to be true?
Well after stopping in 3 days in a row around the same time, have a hard time getting away from better half, found a gal worth taking to the back. She wanted 100 us but I countered 500 pesos, settle on 600 pesos and 20 pesos for the room. She spoke very little english, name slips my mind, wanted Michelle, she was the dimond in the rough but was just getting back from the rooms and wanted to rest a few, bad timing, Does anyone know if Jessica stills is around, she really knows customer service. Went to Plantinos tonite around 10, 100 peso cover but that get you a drink and a drink for a lady. About 6 gals working and was only customer in, didn't stay long. Then went to the bar buy the bull ring, Esmeraldas I think. Whats the story there? Is this a pick up bar?
Thanks fellow mongers for the info.
Just wondering if any other mongers are here right now, lets party.
So I did not try CL ads or the Spanish site. I contacted my old reliable Melissa at PV playmates. She has a couple of new girls. Fawn and Britney. Young and beautiful The pics were very nice and I have been using melissa's service for a few years now and she is pretty straight up with me. I went with Fawn who is 19, 5' 5" or 5" 6", perfect tight body, nice smile, bit of english and a great attitude. She has a pretty face and a very elegant disposition. She had her own condoms, which is a huge plus for me. Started with a BBBJ in the shower and it was followed by one hour of pure bliss.
Hope to see Britney sometime this week.
As posted before, she is with PV playmates. 18 yr old, speaks excellent english and very friendly. My friend thinks she is prettier than Fawn, but I think otherwise. Bottom line, Melissa has two cuties to work with.
Britney is 5' 3", freckles, very light skinned and has a nice body. Tight and responsive. .
Met at the motel for one hour and had a great time. Seniors with decent contributions can PM me for details.
[QUOTE=Vitrea; 1124842]As posted before, she is with PV playmates. 18 yr old, speaks excellent english and very friendly. My friend thinks she is prettier than Fawn, but I think otherwise. Bottom line, Melissa has two cuties to work with.
Britney is 5' 3", freckles, very light skinned and has a nice body. Tight and responsive. .
Met at the motel for one hour and had a great time. Seniors with decent contributions can PM me for details. [/QUOTE]Thanks for the update old friend. Melissa emailed me the new girlies photos the other day. I land March 10th and looking forward to a godo trip.
Ex
I can't leave PVR without checking this place out at least once. No cover, decent drinks, music and sometimes you can find gems here. If not, you have a drink or two and go somewhere else. The owner is almost always there and if you have any issues, talk to him. He is very service oriented.
This trip, I found only one girl to my liking. Spent a few minutes chatting while she nursed a $10 USD beer. I took her to the side room where you get lap dances while she drinks a watered down pitcher of beer. I know this is not everyone's cup of tea but I really enjoy these. It is a nice warm up and totally worth $35. Late 20's or early 30's tight body. 5'4" very friendly. Sorry I am blanking on her name. Will post later if I recollect.
Hey guys-
Just got back from Puerto Vallarta Mexico. Man, this be the place!
First of all, there is virtually no crime here, unlike other parts of Mexico. The weather, from October-May is pretty much in the 70's daytime, high 50's at night. The rest of the year, it can get up to 90 with rain and humidity. The upside is that, during the rainy season, prices drop.
The beaches are beautiful, the food is great, prices are reasonable, the people are friendly, and most people, at least in the tourist areas, speak some English. You CAN get a hotel for $30, but $65-$85 will get you in a really nice place. I usually pay $2-3 bucks for lunch from a street vendor, and a nice dinner can be had for $10-15. The discos along the beach have a $25-30 cover with all you can drink until 6 AM!
Best of all though, this place is chick heaven! If you like tight little size 0-5 asses and a nice C-cup rack, you are going to go out of your f'ing mind.
I was fortunate to meet up with a very knowledgeable and personable guy from PV Escorts. This guy has contact with more beautiful girls than anyone in Vallarta. He also runs a nightly tour of the red light district for $50, which is fun just on its own. On the tour, you will find girls for as low as $400 pesos (about $33 US) , and see places normally known only to locals.
The premium girls ([url]http://www.pvescort.com/[/url]) average around $130 / hr, but the REAL bargain is you can get an overnighter for $300-340! Try that in the States.
I did try a couple of other agencies but found the selection and service to be lacking. The thing I found with the PV Escort girls is that they actually understand the meaning of the term 'GFE'. You can take them out for dinner, nightclubbing, etc. Like a normal date. The little things they do like holding hands, stroking your hair, and eye contact, make all the difference in the world. Not to downplay the service, which is FULL GFE.
If you're planning a trip down, I would recommend a direct flight to PV from a US city as opposed to transferring planes within Mexico. Am planning a trip back myself in 2 months. Oh, yes!
[QUOTE=Playboy69; 1128192]Hey guys-
Just got back from Puerto Vallarta Mexico. Man, this be the place!
First of all, there is virtually no crime here, unlike other parts of Mexico. The weather, from October-May is pretty much in the 70's daytime, high 50's at night. The rest of the year, it can get up to 90 with rain and humidity. The upside is that, during the rainy season, prices drop.
The beaches are beautiful, the food is great, prices are reasonable, the people are friendly, and most people, at least in the tourist areas, speak some English. You CAN get a hotel for $30, but $65-$85 will get you in a really nice place. I usually pay $2-3 bucks for lunch from a street vendor, and a nice dinner can be had for $10-15. The discos along the beach have a $25-30 cover with all you can drink until 6 AM!
Best of all though, this place is chick heaven! If you like tight little size 0-5 asses and a nice C-cup rack, you are going to go out of your f'ing mind.
I was fortunate to meet up with a very knowledgeable and personable guy from PV Escorts. This guy has contact with more beautiful girls than anyone in Vallarta. He also runs a nightly tour of the red light district for $50, which is fun just on its own. On the tour, you will find girls for as low as $400 pesos (about $33 US) , and see places normally known only to locals.
The premium girls (
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/[/url]
) average around $130 / hr, but the REAL bargain is you can get an overnighter for $300-340! Try that in the States.
I did try a couple of other agencies but found the selection and service to be lacking. The thing I found with the PV Escort girls is that they actually understand the meaning of the term 'GFE'. You can take them out for dinner, nightclubbing, etc. Like a normal date. The little things they do like holding hands, stroking your hair, and eye contact, make all the difference in the world. Not to downplay the service, which is FULL GFE.
If you're planning a trip down, I would recommend a direct flight to PV from a US city as opposed to transferring planes within Mexico. Am planning a trip back myself in 2 months. Oh, yes! [/QUOTE]I like your enthusiasm. You would have more credibility if you mentioned specifics on where you stayed, where you're from, how you know so much about the city, which great beaches / discos / restaurants you went to, the names/problems of specific agencies and clubs you tried that weren't so good, and specific personality/techniques of the girls you had. Otherwise, as a first-time poster, you sound like a shill for PV Escorts.
Hey guys,
I'm going to be in PV for a week, but my plans got screwed up with someone else coming along and I'll only have Friday to myself. I plan on checking the usual spots mentioned here but was also wondering about massage places that I could do during the day time throughout the week. Thanks in advance for the help and I'll update on how my trip went when I get back.
[QUOTE=DukePV;1128535]I like your enthusiasm. You would have more credibility if you mentioned specifics on where you stayed, where you're from, how you know so much about the city, which great beaches / discos / restaurants you went to, the names/problems of specific agencies and clubs you tried that weren't so good, and specific personality/techniques of the girls you had. Otherwise, as a first-time poster, you sound like a shill for PV Escorts.[/QUOTE]I agree with DukePV. This sounded like a promo for PV Escorts.
On another item, as a resident here, the massage scene seems to have been completely shut down with 1 or 2 exceptions. Anybody finding anything new?
Anyone looking for more affordable escort agencies, buy a copy of the Meridiano newspaper. On the last page there are 10 or 12 ads for lower priced services. I tried one Saturday and the girl was maybe a 7 but very simpatica. Cost for an hour 800 pesos + 150 for hotel. But now I have her phone # and she says she has amigas she can introduce me to without going through the agency.
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69; 1128563]This is just another post where the agency pvescorts is promoting itself. It is so easy to recognize. I bust them every time they come on to this thread with there bullshit. Pvescorts, go fuck yourself and your worthless agency, as it is not needed.
Please guys, do not give these guys your business. There are much much better options discussed in previous posts. [/QUOTE]Point well taken.
Maybe we could "use" them without patronizing them:
Occasionally we have discussions here about girl-friendly hotels, and I notice under their "general" information PV Escorts provides lists of good and bad choices. I realize this is playing into their hands by suggesting their site, but first-time visitors might want to check the lists and then ask questions here. Be sure to do the latter, because some of the PVE info is dated (Hotel Molina de Agua? Yikes! It was torn down years ago.)
Does anyone know how to contact Dani? She is one of the great ones. Let me know.
Thanks
Hey PV,
Do you know the names of the 2 massage places and what they are like? Are they near the Malecon. As that's where my hotel is located. I'll drop by and give a report.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader; 1128561]I agree with DukePV. This sounded like a promo for PV Escorts.
On another item, as a resident here, the massage scene seems to have been completely shut down with 1 or 2 exceptions. Anybody finding anything new?
Anyone looking for more affordable escort agencies, buy a copy of the Meridiano newspaper. On the last page there are 10 or 12 ads for lower priced services. I tried one Saturday and the girl was maybe a 7 but very simpatica. Cost for an hour 800 pesos + 150 for hotel. But now I have her phone # and she says she has amigas she can introduce me to without going through the agency. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Azrmm; 1129419]Hey PV,
Do you know the names of the 2 massage places and what they are like? Are they near the Malecon. As that's where my hotel is located. I'll drop by and give a report.
Thanks[/QUOTE]About the only place left is Damely but it has gone way down. It is on left hand corner after you cross bridge heading south. There is hit & miss at the one on Basilio Badilla on right hand side before the corner with Insurgentes. And there is one girl who does the extra at a massage place 2 or 3 doors past Lily's down the street from Aristos.
But none of these are great.
Hey guys, just got here on Friday and I went to to this place since it's only a couple blocks from my hotel. I got the young 20 or so girl you guys have been talking about but when she said "finished" I asked her "is that all?" she reminded me that it was 50 min and I asked if I could have extra and she quoted me for another half hour. I figured this meant she would continue but then she told me to fliP back over and then I said that's not what I meant and pointed where and she said no. I speak Spanish so she def knew what I meant, what's the deal? I gave her a small tiP on the way out. Should I try again since it's obvious from other post that they do the deed here? Oh and stopped by dameli's but apparently you need to make an appointment so I skipped.
[QUOTE=Skiathos; 1021166]Hi All,
I finally made it up to the massage place everyone has been talking about on Honduras yesterday. I was kinda worried when I walked up because there was a couple sitting at a table right outside the door, but when I poked my head into the massage place there was a girl with a cute face inside. She looked to be around 20 or 21, maybe, and about 5ft tall. She had a really cute girl next door face (She reminded me of a girl I know from morrocco) Her body wasn't all the perfect. Her ass and legs were ok, but she had a little gut on her. Overall, one of the better looking massage girls at an actual massage parlor that I have seen in PV. I asked for a massage and she said it was 300 pesos for an hour. I said ok. She led me back to a table. Note, I don't know what it is about the massage places down here, but most of them separate the tables with a bunch of sheets, not the most private method.
I stripped down and got on the table, choosing a washcloth sized towel instead of the large one under a towel wrapped up like a swan. She came in a few minutes later and started out by doing the pressure point thing, one hand down by your waist, another up on the opposite shoulder. AFter that, she left for a minute or 2 and I was kinda left hanging. When she came back, she started giving me the worst massage I have ever had. Note, I ended up going to another massage place in old town later just to get the kinks out! When she got to my legs I spread them wide and lifted my ass so she could get at the boys. She kind of paused and then walked up to the front of the table and tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to turn over. I did, and when she made to put the towel over me, I dropped it on the floor. She didn't bat an eyelash, so I knew we were good to go. She started rubbing my legs and I started to get hard. I didn't know if we were alone in the place, so I made eyes at her and then at my schlong and she started giving me a handjob. She leaned down and said something about a big tip and I nodded. She didn't quote a price. After a couple of minutes, I pointed to my mouth and to her and she nodded and went down on me. It wasn't the best blow job I've ever gotten at a massage parlor, but it wasn't too bad. I got her to take off her top and played with her nipples. She had small, pointy tits, but nice large nipples. I should have had her leave her top on, because when she took off her shirt, she had a stomach that made her look pregnant, but it was too soft for that. Also, she was wearing a padded bra that made her tits look pretty good with a shirt on. It kind of turned me off, but since she was sucking my dick I tried to ignore it. She didn't swallow when I was done, which was annoying because down here they don't have those nice hot towels the asian places always give you to clean up with.
When I went to pay, I gave her 500 pesos and she asked if I wanted change. I kind of looked at her weird and had this look on her face like "are you sure you don't want any change?" It was weird. Anyway, I started to leave and she was bent over putting the money in her purse when I turned back to ask her name. Before I could ask her name, she opened her purse to give me change and pulled out a 100 peso note. I asked her name, which started with an N, but the rest I can't remember. I waved off her 100 pesos, thanked her and left.
I was walking down the street towards the malecon a few minutes later and pulled out my cell phone to call my buddy and see where he wanted to meet up for dinner and noticed that only about 40 minutes had passed since I got out of the cab at Honduras! It sure was a bad massage and I didn't even get the full time, but it was a pretty good deal for a BJ at a massage parlor.[/QUOTE]
I know that they closed the placed down when I wanted to revisit the place called Nirvana. I asked myself why they closed because the place was busy every time I went! Maybe they got problems from the government and had to close until they pay a commisson because of what was going on there with the "happy ending"! I was always getting a handjob or could even fuck at the place so I am sure this is why the place was a runner compared to the others. I would try it again but try to get a different girl and try to speak english so they hold you for a gringo and not a inspector from the government! .
Thanks THS, I didn't know they had shut down before. And point taken about thr Spanish, hopefully the young girl that saw me isn't the one that works on me again, otherwise I'll just talk in English and see what happens, worse case I'll tell her I'll give her X tip and see what happens. I'd like to go to a massage place that at least gives a HJ but would prefer a BJ. Because I have someone with me and can only do this during the day. Any tips? Especially if it's near the Malecon. Oh and I went to the zona roja but I'll give an update when I get back. Help me out guys, I'm here until Friday. I'll give an update on my round 2 at nirvana.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1130829]I know that they closed the placed down when I wanted to revisit the place called Nirvana. I asked myself why they closed because the place was busy every time I went! Maybe they got problems from the government and had to close until they pay a commisson because of what was going on there with the "happy ending"! I was always getting a handjob or could even fuck at the place so I am sure this is why the place was a runner compared to the others. I would try it again but try to get a different girl and try to speak english so they hold you for a gringo and not a inspector from the government! .[/QUOTE]
Nirvana was the ONLY place so far I had luck of getting the "extras". I tried also Dameli a few times together with a friend but we never got anything. The girls I had at Damilys where also to ugly for me so I would have denialed the extras. Hard to beleave that this place was once very famious for this! I hope Nirvana is still doing the extras!
Hello there,
Does anyone have any information on an American girl named Jenny who has been posting to Craigslist? My wife and I are looking for a bi-sexual girl when we arrive on the 18th. We will be in town for 10 days and are looking for a girl who speaks at least some English, is very clean, loves to kiss.
Thanks
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1131102]Nirvana was the ONLY place so far I had luck of getting the "extras". I tried also Dameli a few times together with a friend but we never got anything. The girls I had at Damilys where also to ugly for me so I would have denialed the extras. Hard to beleave that this place was once very famious for this! I hope Nirvana is still doing the extras![/QUOTE]Went there 2 days ago. Nothing. The place is now legit.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader;1133817]Went there 2 days ago. Nothing. The place is now legit.[/QUOTE]God dammit! Looks like someone of us must open a massage place in PV! .
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1134574]God dammit! Looks like someone of us must open a massage place in PV! .[/QUOTE]Dude, I don't want you massaging me.
BTW, any ideas on what one can do in PVR between say 5-9 PM? Don't say Antroches (sp?) which is a dump. I know of no action other than escorts. A buddy is there now and wants to know. Thanks.
Any good CL recommendations?
[QUOTE=Vitrea; 1134714]Dude, I don't want you massaging me.
BTW, any ideas on what one can do in PVR between say 5-9 PM? Don't say Antroches (sp?) which is a dump. I know of no action other than escorts. A buddy is there now and wants to know. Thanks.
Any good CL recommendations? [/QUOTE]Mate, you did not understand me: I would put some very sexy and beautiful girls there all 9 and above in look that give the massage with the extra! :) But after your comment I cry now so I will not open the place! :(
Have anyone tried Victorias Massage place? I was reading somewhere that it should be possible to get a good handjob there by one of the working girls there. I also went there but I had the wrong girl I guess. Why don't you send your buddy there?
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1134874]Mate, you did not understand me: I would put some very sexy and beautiful girls there all 9 and above in look that give the massage with the extra! . But after your comment I cry now so I will not open the place! .
Have anyone tried Victorias Massage place? I was reading somewhere that it should be possible to get a good handjob there by one of the working girls there. I also went there but I had the wrong girl I guess. Why don't you send your buddy there? [/QUOTE]Where is Victoria massage?
[QUOTE=Vitrea;1135512]Where is Victoria massage?[/QUOTE]Basillo Bodillo.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?451-Puerto-Vallarta&p=1012692&viewfull=1#post1012692[/url]
#742
[QUOTE=Pvtrader; 1129332]Does anyone know how to contact Dani? She is one of the great ones. Let me know.
Thanks[/QUOTE]she's Married now with 3 kids. She is gone.
Exthalmus
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1135619]Basillo Bodillo.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?451-Puerto-Vallarta&p=1012692&viewfull=1#post1012692[/url]
#742[/QUOTE]Are you tying to say the massage in pv are not like Juarez mx, full massage and complete anywhere you go to any massage place full service 300-400.
The place on Basilio Badillo on right hand side heading toward the mountains just before (half block) U-turn right to leave Vallarta. This massage place is now offering the happy ending. At least 2 of the 3 girls do. They are not beauties, but the one I had Edith is very simpatica. Whatever you want for as long as you want. And not pricey.
She was very nice and accomodating.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader; 1136307]The place on Basilio Badillo on right hand side heading toward the mountains just before (half block) U-turn right to leave Vallarta. This massage place is now offering the happy ending. At least 2 of the 3 girls do. They are not beauties, but the one I had Edith is very simpatica. Whatever you want for as long as you want. And not pricey.
She was very nice and accomodating. [/QUOTE]How are the ones by senor frogs
[QUOTE=Pvtrader; 1136307]The place on Basilio Badillo on right hand side heading toward the mountains just before (half block) U-turn right to leave Vallarta. This massage place is now offering the happy ending. At least 2 of the 3 girls do. They are not beauties, but the one I had Edith is very simpatica. Whatever you want for as long as you want. And not pricey.
She was very nice and accomodating. [/QUOTE]Thank you for this great report! What is the name of the place or can you show us on google maps?
Is it possable to take a bus to and from cruise terminal to senor frogs on San Salvador, or would a taxi be the only way, and what would each one cost looks like a 10 min drive thanks.
TT (love the massages one)
Once again I am back in my favorite city in Mexico! Being alone in a beautiful condo on the beach isn't much fun so I checked out PV Escort's website. I really liked that they are updating it daily so that the girls that appear are actually available! I had a tough time picking out a girl but the owner suggested that Melissa had a really cute face and great attitude so I went with his suggestion. She was exactly as advertised. She showed up on time and with a big smile on her face and she made me feel like I had done her a big favor by selecting her!
She was really relaxed and we had a couple of drinks before she slowly undressed and began to caress and kiss me. We caressed each others bodies (and she has really soft and silky skin) and after I arose to the occassion she gave me great oral until I almost lost it. I responded by licking her and I loved how responsive she was! She was shaved and smooth and both quivered and moaned while I was enjoying myself licking her! Then it was onto sex both in regular, doggie and my favorite, with her on top. She is tight and talented! Best of all was her great smile and the feeling I got that this wasn't just a job for her, that she was really enjoying herself!
[url]http://www.pvescort.com/melissa.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69; 1138585]Members,
The above post is just another attempt by the fucked up agency pvescorts to promote there worthless overpriced agency. Hey Pvescorts, will you ever learn, because BlackHawk69 busts your stupid ass every fucking time in your attempt to promote your bullshit overpriced agency, where most of the girls fail to provide quality service, as I have known many fools who used your agency without knowing better.
It is quite hilarious as every post that promotes this loser agency the member posting it is basically a new member with only a couple of posts.
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER use this agency, or you will find yourself disappointed and ripped off. If you want to use an agency go in the local newspaper and select one of the providers from there, as the girls are much more reasonably priced, and you will for the most part be provided good service. The same goes for the Red Zone tour that this same agency promotes. It is not necessary. Contact me, or The Sex Hunter for a much better contact if this is something you are interested in, since we know Puerto Vallarta probably better than anyone else who posts on here. [/QUOTE]We had this discussion now many times. Just go back the last 3 or 4 month and the same kind of postings where made. If you go back much more than it should be absolutly clear that it is a game of luck you play! Just read the reports about the results. This are the facts that most time it ended up in a bad way. Girls are ugly, provide a shit service for what you pay a lot of money for, leave before the time is over or a pimp delivers this girls to your place and staying close to your place or even calls you to find out where you are as Skiathos told me with a PM. I also posted it on post #557. QUOTE: "I also got a PM from Skiathos today and he told me that Francisco called him and he wanted to know if Skiathos is in his condo!"
@Gringo3.
After all the warnings, why you still try to tell us to use this escort services?
[QUOTE=Black Hawk69;1140196]The post should have read April 15th. I made the correction inside the quotation.[/QUOTE]I will join the party!
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1140431]I will join the party![/QUOTE]I will be arriving in town April 15 and leaving the 18th. I hope to join the party and learn about PV chicas from the experts. I found a local place that is similar to Antorches when I was in town in November that you may know about. The girls are average but the price is right. About 600 pesos for a half hour and 200 for the room. I did meet one 7 there. I believe it is on Columbia near the sports field. I will PM later.
[QUOTE=Duke69;1141727]I will be arriving in town April 15 and leaving the 18th. I hope to join the party and learn about PV chicas from the experts. I found a local place that is similar to Antorches when I was in town in November that you may know about. The girls are average but the price is right. About 600 pesos for a half hour and 200 for the room. I did meet one 7 there. I believe it is on Columbia near the sports field. I will PM later.[/QUOTE]Thanks Dule69. I checked it yesterday. It is located at Colombia 1442 upstairs. A few blocks from the athletic field and VW / Nissan dealerships. No sign outside. The hotel is next door. I went on Tuesdsay when were 3 cruise ships docked, so there were only 2 girls there and not very interesting. The bartender told me that Thursday on there would be a lot more girls (whenever the cruise ships are not in). She said the girls go to Antorchas when the cruise ships come in.
Also going half a block on Colombia toward downtown and turning left on Guatemala and going 2 or 3 blocks is where some daytime streetwalker hang out. Thursday would be better than Tuesday.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader; 1142173]Thanks Dule69. I checked it yesterday. It is located at Colombia 1442 upstairs. A few blocks from the athletic field and VW / Nissan dealerships. No sign outside. The hotel is next door. I went on Tuesdsay when were 3 cruise ships docked, so there were only 2 girls there and not very interesting. The bartender told me that Thursday on there would be a lot more girls (whenever the cruise ships are not in). She said the girls go to Antorchas when the cruise ships come in.
Also going half a block on Colombia toward downtown and turning left on Guatemala and going 2 or 3 blocks is where some daytime streetwalker hang out. Thursday would be better than Tuesday. [/QUOTE]Hola,
I'm new to this board and I'm thinking about checking Las Antorchas out. How much would I be looking at spending for a massage with a happy ending?
Since I've never been there before. I was thinking abut going during the week around noon time.
Thanks in advance.
Jason
[QUOTE=Jason96; 1142280]Hola,
I'm new to this board and I'm thinking about checking Las Antorchas out. How much would I be looking at spending for a massage with a happy ending?
Since I've never been there before. I was thinking abut going during the week around noon time.
Thanks in advance.
Jason[/QUOTE]When are you going to be in Puerto Vallarta, or are you there now? Las Antorches is a bar that offers working girls, that has rooms on the premises, and is not a legitimate massage business. The rates are negotiable, and are between you and the girl, so it is all comes down to how good of chemistry you may have with the girl, and your negotiating skills. A rule of thumb figure to go by would be 600 to 700 pesos.
Yes I am in Mexico right now. My parents live in Bucerias. But I come into Puerto Vallarta a few days a week.
I've had a few legit massages for 300 pesos in the same area as "Blake's Sports Bar". But there was no way a happy ending was going to be happening. So I would be willing to pay 600-700 pesos for one. Even if it's not a legit massage.
I was thinking about trying Craigslist. But the majority of massages on there are about 1000-1500 pesos. And the agencies will run you at least $100 US for a massage. So I'm looking for something cheaper.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader; 1142173]Thanks Dule69. I checked it yesterday. It is located at Colombia 1442 upstairs. A few blocks from the athletic field and VW / Nissan dealerships. No sign outside. The hotel is next door. I went on Tuesdsay when were 3 cruise ships docked, so there were only 2 girls there and not very interesting. The bartender told me that Thursday on there would be a lot more girls (whenever the cruise ships are not in). She said the girls go to Antorchas when the cruise ships come in.
Also going half a block on Colombia toward downtown and turning left on Guatemala and going 2 or 3 blocks is where some daytime streetwalker hang out. Thursday would be better than Tuesday. [/QUOTE]Thanks Duke69 and Pvtader. This is the kind of information that this forum was created for and is especially useful for me, a daytime person.
I looked for Colombia 1442 this afternoon (Thursday) , but unfortunately the block ends at the stadium at the address 1440. I didn't see the hotel you were mentioned. So I backtracked toward town to the electric company (CFE) building on the east side, and just to the left of it, at 1422 Colombia, was a two-story building with an open door and a bar up on the 2nd floor. Indeed there were 4-5 women hanging out there, so it's probably the place you went to. None of the ladies was good looking, so I exited without speaking to anyone.
I have had mixed success with the ladies around the corner on Guatamala Street. A few years ago there were transvestites in the area, so I avoided it until last year. I did find one super girl, young and cute, there last summer. This spring I have generally seen fat and older women, with one exception, Mia, who was at least younger, but a bit plain. The daytime rates for the SWs were reasonable (try to negotiate down to 300 pesos + 100 for the room) , and you don't have to traipse out to Las Antorches, so I'll keep looking. For those visiting PV, I recommend the clubs rather than this area unless you speak Spanish and are flexible in your standards. If I have any success at 1422 I'll report further.
[QUOTE=Toni Ten; 1136625]Is it possable to take a bus to and from cruise terminal to senor frogs on San Salvador, or would a taxi be the only way, and what would each one cost looks like a 10 min drive thanks.
TT (love the massages one) [/QUOTE]Take a taxi 6 dlls well worth the two block walk oh yea well worth it
Greetings fellow mongers. I am making plans to travel to PV sometime between the end of July and the beginning of October. I have at my disposal a condo owned by a family member who is a non monger so I really can't get to much info from him as to where to go etc. I am mainly interested in non agency girls. But would use them if I can't find anything else. Would like to have a few overnighters if possible. From reading past posts I think I will get in touch with Rogelio to act as a guide to kind of show me the ropes the first couple of days at least. Any opinions and suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
Stay horny my friends,
Yankee
Can anyone tell me what "My Parameters: 90X60X90" means. I have been on some websites and they publish this with the girls info. I live in the North Bay area near Bucerias. Looks like there is some really good info here, keep up the good work, I'll keep reading.
I finally checked out this place. I was really hungover and horny as hell today. I probably wouldn't of gone sober. But I'm really glad that I did. I walked inside and there were a few people hanging around. There's a pool table and a jukebox right in the front. A woman with an apron asked me if I wanted anything. I just said that I was looking for a massage. So she told me to talk with one of the guys that was sitting at a table. I said that I was looking for a 30 minute massage. And he said it would be 500 pesos. He was sitting besides a sexy looking woman. And she was the one that I was going to get the massage from. There were a few other girls in the place. But the one sitting beside the guy was the hottest. She then lead me out back to another building. It was a few minute walk from the restaurant. I had to pay 200 pesos for the room. So she starts massaging me and it's pretty good. She was wearing a dress but I asked her if she could take it off for me. I don't speak much Spanish and she didn't speak much English. But we could understand each other just fine. She then took off her sun dress and was left in her bra and panties. She has a nice, big Mexican ass. It was just gorgeous. I may have to pay for sex next time. But it would have been another 500 pesos. Which I didn't have with me. Maybe next time. She then flipped me over and started working on my chest and thighs. I was getting really hard at the time. I wasn't sure if I was going to get a happy ending. And if I was, I wasn't sure if it was going to cost me extra. Surprisingly, she started sucking my cock. I wasn't expecting that at all. But damn was she ever good. It was weird though because she put on a condom about 5 minutes after she started giving me head. I don't know if she wanted me to have sex with me. I asked her if we could. But I don't think she understood what I was saying. And I was running out of time. So she continued to suck me off. And than she put some lube on me and began to moan. Mmmmmmmmm That seriously turned me on. I came pretty fast after she did that. And then I gave her 500 pesos. It was a very good time for just 700 pesos. I was thinking about trying a girl on Craigslist. But they are really expensive. So I'm definitely going to go back to Las Antorchas and hopefully see that girl again. The massage lasted about 40 minutes I think. She was a really sweet and sexy girl.
[QUOTE=Joe48;1152502]Can anyone tell me what "My Parameters: 90X60X90" means. I have been on some websites and they publish this with the girls info. I live in the North Bay area near Bucerias. Looks like there is some really good info here, keep up the good work, I'll keep reading.[/QUOTE]These are the girls measurements use\ing the metric system.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1100349]I had a few nights ago great fun ones again with going out with Rogilio. First we went to the Marina in PV and had a drink in a Bar and then he hooked me up with 24 yo Thannia and we went directly to the Motel. After we entert the room we started to fill the Jucuzzi and Thannia danced a nice strip for me. Then I took her to bed and she gave me a great BBBJ followed by a quick fuck. Then we went in the Jacuzzi and continued to fuck around. After 1 hour we decided to go back to bed and fucked until 4.30am around. Then the 4 hours where over and the overheated machine gun had no more ammo left so we took a Taxi back home. It was once again a great time I had with hanging out with Rogilio! Thannia charged me a great price of 2 500 Pesos for the 4 hours.[/QUOTE]Ok so you paid her about $200US for 4 hours? Isn't that a little too much for Mehico?
[QUOTE=John Gault;1145752]Sir, A very detailed and well written report. You just forgot one thing that is very important. How much?[/QUOTE]I'm sorry it took so long to answer about the price. I am back in the US now and didn't check back to see any feedback until now. I am not very good with this forum thing as this is my first time useing it. I really never bothered because I will be in the US until next winter at which time I will be looking at hooking up. I was compelled to write my review because of reading many bad stories about massages that people spent money on and never recieved a HJ. Plus the girls were always fugly. I chose to go for the GFE and the sure thing. Plus the girls were pretty. Besides I can do a HJ by myself and save on the taxi fare.
The prices for the girls are Penelope 3200, Alaska 2200, China 1500, Daisy 1500, Britany 2500, and Fawn 3000.
I hope the info is helpful. I too wish the girls to be less expensive but until that happens I will use the Playmates due to being overall satisfied with the girls.
[QUOTE=Sammytheman;1154320]Ok so you paid her about $200US for 4 hours? Isn't that a little too much for Mehico?[/QUOTE]As you can see it is much cheaper as the girls are by escort agancies:
AzooCarDaddy.
"The prices for the girls are Penelope 3200, Alaska 2200, China 1500, Daisy 1500, Britany 2500, and Fawn 3000."
I had 4 hours fun for 2 500 Pesos with a great girl and not only 1 hour for 1 500Pesos up to 3 200 Pesos for only 1 hour.
New Mexican law is bad news for the escort companies in Puerto Vallarta: [url]http://pvplaymates.info/[/url]
From what I've read in the Mexican news, the law can apply punishment of stiff fines and serious jail time to persons involved in promoting the sexual services of others through the various media outlets. It appears that such practices are being described as a form of human exploitation and trafficking. These seem like harsh words for a typical Vallarta escort company, but I can see why the companies are scared.
PV Escorts is closed. [url]http://www.pvescort.com/[/url]
PV Barbies is advertising all their girls as masseuses. [url]http://pvbarbies.com/index.html[/url]
The ripp off time is over then!
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1156610]The ripp off time is over then![/QUOTE]That's good. You'd have to be insane or loaded to pay 3000-4000 pesos for a girl down here. When you can get a sexy one of your choice for 1200.
I went to Las Antchorchas for a second time a few days ago. Once again I was quite hungover but horny as fuck. She was a lot younger than my first girl and gave me a much better massage. But oh was she was very willing to please. She sucked me off and swallowed my load. I fucked her before that happened but I was tired and pretty rundown from the night before. So I wasn't much into that and it did cost me another 500 pesos. She gave me her cell and I will call her next time. I hope this place isn't classified as an agency?
Jason
[QUOTE=Jason96; 1156960]That's good. You'd have to be insane or loaded to pay 3000-4000 pesos for a girl down here. When you can get a sexy one of your choice for 1200.
I went to Las Antchorchas for a second time a few days ago. Once again I was quite hungover but horny as fuck. She was a lot younger than my first girl and gave me a much better massage. But oh was she was very willing to please. She sucked me off and swallowed my load. I fucked her before that happened but I was tired and pretty rundown from the night before. So I wasn't much into that and it did cost me another 500 pesos. She gave me her cell and I will call her next time. I hope this place isn't classified as an agency?
Jason[/QUOTE]Once again. I have a girl for 4 hours and NOT ONLY 1 hour or a quick fuck as you pay 1 200 Pesos for. Appart from this, I also go to Los Antorchas like 2 times a week to play pool and get to know new girls. Which of the girls did you had already?
Will the new law have any affect on the strip clubs in Mexico?
[QUOTE=WantSomeFun;1158687]Will the new law have any affect on the strip clubs in Mexico?[/QUOTE]I hope not. What a bunch of idiots. I don't know why do governments all over the world go after victimless crimes? Impotent bastards can't do anything about their citizens chopping each other's heads off and shooting children in broad daylight but they want to ban advertising for sex? Give me a fucking break.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1157954]Once again. I have a girl for 4 hours and NOT ONLY 1 hour or a quick fuck as you pay 1 200 Pesos for. Appart from this, I also go to Los Antorchas like 2 times a week to play pool and get to know new girls. Which of the girls did you had already?[/QUOTE]The first time I saw a girl named Angie and the second time I saw Patricia. Angie was probably in her 30's and spoke a little bit of English. She had a great big Mexican ass which I really liked. And Angie said she was 28. She had a great little body on her. She sucked me off and swallowed my load. It was very hot. Who do you recommend?
Thank you Mr. Colombian Playboy for this kind words! By the way: I just got back from Los Antorchas and had a great time playing pool there with Rogilio and Patricia.
I hang out a lot with Patricia or Mara. Both very experienced girls that enjoy the sex if you treat them nice. I also know Suzy, but I had no sex with her but she is very friendly.
How was your experince with Patricia?
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1159686]Thank you Mr. Colombian Playboy for this kind words! By the way: I just got back from Los Antorchas and had a great time playing pool there with Rogilio and Patricia.
I hang out a lot with Patricia or Mara. Both very experienced girls that enjoy the sex if you treat them nice. I also know Suzy, but I had no sex with her but she is very friendly.
How was your experince with Patricia? [/QUOTE]I haven't been to Antorchas in a while. Is Jessica still there?
[QUOTE=Pvtrader;1160122]I haven't been to Antorchas in a while. Is Jessica still there?[/QUOTE]Do you mean her:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=129549&d=1266361250[/url]
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1159686]Thank you Mr. Colombian Playboy for this kind words! By the way: I just got back from Los Antorchas and had a great time playing pool there with Rogilio and Patricia.
I hang out a lot with Patricia or Mara. Both very experienced girls that enjoy the sex if you treat them nice. I also know Suzy, but I had no sex with her but she is very friendly.
How was your experince with Patricia?[/QUOTE]My experience with Patricia was great. I'm going to have to see her again when I go back.
Jason, how long are you still in PV?
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1161521]Jason, how long are you still in PV?[/QUOTE]I live here now.
How many different girls work at Las Antorchas? The first time I went there, there were about 4-5 girls working. And about a 3-4 the second time. But they seemed to be all different ones than the first time. And how much to they charge for a Corona?
I think they are in total around 20 girls. The problem is that they work when they want. So the more often you go, the more girls you will get to know!
I don't know how much they charge for a Corona.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1161998]I think they are in total around 20 girls. The problem is that they work when they want. So the more often you go, the more girls you will get to know!
I don't know how much they charge for a Corona.[/QUOTE]Do you know Angie? She's the woman that I saw my first time there. She's probably in her 30's but she didn't speak a lot of English. Patricia seemed pretty fluent.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1161998]I don't know how much they charge for a Corona.[/QUOTE]Indio is 25 pesos. Was 20 pesos a year ago. I'm not sure if they even have Corona.
So the price is just a little above your local bar. They'll bring you a cup of ice if you want, and you can nurse your beer without being hassled. Normally one or two women will come by to talk and see if you're interested. I would describe the place as a relaxing, somewhat unkempt, outdoor bar with limited bar selection, ratty bathroom, loud jukebox music, and a few (often from 3 to 6) friendly, usually average-looking women. Advantages are the rooms nearby and the daytime hours. But I would urge new visitors to check out the clubs mentioned in this thread for a better choice of good-looking women. You get what you pay for.
@DukePV.
Your description about Los Antorchas is 100% correct! It is a great fun place for daytime to hang around with girls. Even if you go there on a bad day you will still find a friendly girl even if she is not looking great but is fun to hang around with, dance or play pool.
@Jason96.
I am not sure if I have seen her but from the name I don't know her. Can you describe her more like if she has long hair + color or if she is slim, normal or one of the heavy girls there?
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1162223]@DukePV.
Your description about Los Antorchas is 100% correct! It is a great fun place for daytime to hang around with girls. Even if you go there on a bad day you will still find a friendly girl even if she is not looking great but is fun to hang around with, dance or play pool.
@Jason96.
I am not sure if I have seen her but from the name I don't know her. Can you describe her more like if she has long hair + color or if she is slim, normal or one of the heavy girls there? [/QUOTE]She is in her 30's. And she had a pretty thick body. But she wasn't fat. She had a really nice big butt. I wish she had taken her panties off for me. She was around 5'5" and she had curly dark hair. She didn't speak much English though. Do you recommend anyone else?
[QUOTE=Jason96;1162616]She is in her 30's. And she had a pretty thick body. But she wasn't fat. She had a really nice big butt. I wish she had taken her panties off for me. She was around 5'5" and she had curly dark hair. She didn't speak much English though. Do you recommend anyone else?[/QUOTE]I haven't tried another girl yet.
As you go down Basilio Badillo towards the mountains just before you reach the main street that leaves Vallarta toward the south, there is a massage place on the right hand side. New girl there Bianca. She is to die for. Slim, attractive, and very complacent. She really wants to please. We did the Happy Ending and touching after a very good massage. Not sure yet if there is more available. She is definitely worth the visit. $350 pesos for the extra.
There is also a massage place across the street on the left hand side. It is in play as well but the girls are not that attractive.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader; 1186542]As you go down Basilio Badillo towards the mountains just before you reach the main street that leaves Vallarta toward the south, there is a massage place on the right hand side. New girl there Bianca. She is to die for. Slim, attractive, and very complacent. She really wants to please. We did the Happy Ending and touching after a very good massage. Not sure yet if there is more available. She is definitely worth the visit. $350 pesos for the extra.
There is also a massage place across the street on the left hand side. It is in play as well but the girls are not that attractive.[/QUOTE]Hi PV trader!
Is it this one?
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[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1186609]Hi PV trader!
Is it this one?
[ATTACH=CONFIG]156067[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Yep. That's it.
[QUOTE=Pvtrader;1186622]Yep. That's it.[/QUOTE]Thank you!
Is this one the other massage place on the left side of the road?
"There is also a massage place across the street on the left hand side. It is in play as well but the girls are not that attractive."
Thank you very much for your great report about happy ending massage places!
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I am heading down to guadalajara in a few weeks and want to do a side trip to the ocean. I've been to both Acapulco and Puerto Vallarta but not for several years now. Which of the two do you think is better at the moment ? Safety not being an issue.
Have costs gone down on the coast due to a drop in tourism?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Artisttyp; 1186679]I am heading down to guadalajara in a few weeks and want to do a side trip to the ocean. I've been to both Acapulco and Puerto Vallarta but not for several years now. Which of the two do you think is better at the moment? Safety not being an issue.
Have costs gone down on the coast due to a drop in tourism?
Thanks[/QUOTE]Certainly hotel costs have dropped. I am going to be in PV in October, and I booked the Westin on Priceline for $52 a night for the first 3 nights, before I head into the town where I booked a well regarded small hotel for $45 a night in the zona romantica. I was seeing similar pricing in Zihuatanejo as well.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1186651]Thank you!
Is this one the other massage place on the left side of the road?
"There is also a massage place across the street on the left hand side. It is in play as well but the girls are not that attractive."
Thank you very much for your great report about happy ending massage places![/QUOTE]Here is a bigger picture:
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[QUOTE=Unimuts;1148326]Thanks Black Hawk, Sex Hunter, Rogilio and everyone else for a great time last weekend. The girls were great and you guys were a lot of fun to hang out with. I hope to do that again sometime. BlackHawks place was amazing, the pictures don't do it justice.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1186882]Here is a bigger picture:
[ATTACH=CONFIG]156145[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]New here. Has anyone tried Mantra massage on Pipila St? I hear Anabel gives one hell of a massage.
Here are some comments from a customer who took the Red Zone Tour:
[url]http://www.vallartascene.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=16881[/url]
His favorites were the strip club El Y Ella and the streetwalker area at the corner of Guatamala and Bolivia.
El Y Ella website:
[url]http://www.wix.com/vallartawebsolutions/el-y-ella-stripclub/page-1_copy1[/url]
El Y Ella video:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PpkdoLxUBM[/url]
Platino Men's Club:
[url]http://platinovallarta.com/[/url]
Rogilios taxi stand is in Old Town Vallarta near the bar "Andeles". Ask any taxi driver where sitio 4 is at, and they should be able to tell you."
Andales Olas Altas 425.
[url]http://www.andales.com/contact-us.html[/url]
When searching the internet for Sitio 4 I found several references to it in different locations, but always a cross street to Olas Altas.
[url]http://www.charsvacationvillas.com/_pdf/THINGS%20TO%20KNOW%20ABOUT%20VALLARTA.pdf[/url]
"Sitio 4. Olas Altas and Roldolfo Gomez"
[url]http://www.vallartascene.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15504&start=21[/url]
Sitio 4 (Choco Banana / Pulpito)
Using Google maps I found several locations of taxis along Olas Altas that had Sitio 4 on the car door. I also found a location at Olas Altas and Manuel M. Dieguez with two parking stalls and a sign I can read that says SITIO 4. Does anyone know which is the right one?
In the past I've looked at PVESCORT. COM for entertainment. It's now closed something about Mexican law changes. Can fun still be found in PV? Is Los Antorches still around?
This is going to make me sound like a snob but the only reason to go to Mexico is for the entertainment!
Mr SXM
[QUOTE=Mr Sxm; 1191196]In the past I've looked at PVESCORT. COM for entertainment. It's now closed something about Mexican law changes. Can fun still be found in PV? Is Los Antorches still around?
This is going to make me sound like a snob but the only reason to go to Mexico is for the entertainment!
Mr SXM[/QUOTE]The escort agencys are the biggest bullshit! A lot of members here agreed with this point because there prices are far out of normality. The only positiv advertise here you could found was by idiots getting payed to make advertise for them. In PV it is possible to enjoy sex with a young and sexy girl for around 600 Pesos for 1 hour. The escort fuckers charges 3 times as much and most of there girls are ugly.
Yes, Los Antorchas is still open and the streetwalkers are still there too!
I've seen quite a few escort ads on Craigslist. And some of the girls on there look really hot. Especially Fawn, Jaki and Penelope. I don't know if they work for an agency or not. But I would never spend 2500-3200 pesos an hour for a girl. Which I think is what they charge.
I'm going to try one of the massage places on Basilio Badillo that Pvtrader mentioned a few weeks ago. And I'll do a write up on it.
[QUOTE=Jason96; 1191690]I've seen quite a few escort ads on Craigslist. And some of the girls on there look really hot. Especially Fawn, Jaki and Penelope. I don't know if they work for an agency or not. But I would never spend 2500-3200 pesos an hour for a girl. Which I think is what they charge.
I'm going to try one of the massage places on Basilio Badillo that Pvtrader mentioned a few weeks ago. And I'll do a write up on it.[/QUOTE]I also used escort agencys before and most of the time the chica on the pictures looked fucking hot but when she was finaly standing infront of my door I was thinking: "What the fuck!" They must have a great tool to manipulate this pictures of there girls!
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1192076]I also used escort agencys before and most of the time the chica on the pictures looked fucking hot but when she was finaly standing infront of my door I was thinking: "What the fuck!" They must have a great tool to manipulate this pictures of there girls![/QUOTE]I was thinking about using the PV Escorts agency a few times before they closed down. But they didn't seem too popular with other members on this board. So I never bothered with it. I'll just continue to use Los Antorchas where you can look at the girls beforehand. And I'd like to try one of those massage places on Basilio Badillo as well.
[QUOTE=Jason96;1192272]I was thinking about using the PV Escorts agency a few times before they closed down. But they didn't seem too popular with other members on this board. So I never bothered with it. I'll just continue to use Los Antorchas where you can look at the girls beforehand. And I'd like to try one of those massage places on Basilio Badillo as well.[/QUOTE]You made a good choice because you can see and also talk to what you pay for! The escort agencys just fake the pics of the girls or don't even have pics of the girls. Also you have no control of the escort girls which sometimes ends up that the girl just tells you time is over and then you can deside if you argue with her, let her go or pay her more money for her to stay the arranged time.
Jason, are you interested in meeting Rogelio, the Taxi driver that knows every pay 4 play girl in PV? If you have PM I could send you his cell number.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1192076]I also used escort agencys before and most of the time the chica on the pictures looked fucking hot but when she was finaly standing infront of my door I was thinking: "What the fuck!" They must have a great tool to manipulate this pictures of there girls![/QUOTE]LOL Thats Because of all your heavy drinking that the Chicas look bad. Drink a bottle a scotch a night like your compadre here and they all look good.
Exthalmus
Hello All,
I am on my way down to PV and have been researching the board looking for daytime options. It looks like my best options are Los Antorches or an agency. I have been looking over PV Playmates site and sent Melissa an email. She replied promptly with a description of all of her girls and rate info. She has some real lookers on her site and most of them have daytime specials that run from $140us to $170us an hour. Not cheap but certainly reasonable.
Does anyone have any firsthand info on this agency or their girls?
Thanks,
Steve
[QUOTE=Steve M; 1197489]Hello, All,
I am on my way down to PV and have been researching the board looking for daytime options. It looks like my best options are Los Antorches or an agency. I have been looking over PV Playmates site and sent Melissa an email. She replied promptly with a description of all of her girls and rate info. She has some real lookers on her site and most of them have daytime specials that run from $140us to $170us an hour. Not cheap but certainly reasonable.
Does anyone have any firsthand info on this agency or their girls?
Thanks,
Steve[/QUOTE]". $140us to $170us an hour. Not cheap but certainly reasonable."
REASONABLE? Read the PV thread and you should find out that the prices. 1 500 MXN to 1 800MXN are NOT reasonable! Apart most of there girls are bullshit because either they look shit or they come up with a story that the appointment is only 1 cumshot or 30 minutes.
TSH. Former PV Playmate user!
[QUOTE=Steve M; 1197489]Hello, All,
I am on my way down to PV and have been researching the board looking for daytime options. It looks like my best options are Los Antorches or an agency. I have been looking over PV Playmates site and sent Melissa an email. She replied promptly with a description of all of her girls and rate info. She has some real lookers on her site and most of them have daytime specials that run from $140us to $170us an hour. Not cheap but certainly reasonable.
Does anyone have any firsthand info on this agency or their girls?
Thanks,
Steve[/QUOTE]Hi Steve,
You should try Los Antorchas. You can choose whatever girl you like. And then you'll discuss the price with her or one of the guys that works there. I paid 200 pesos for the room out back and 500 pesos for an hour long massage. If you're looking for sex you'll pay another 500 pesos. Not sure how much it is if you're just looking for sex. Either way, it's way cheaper than the agencies and you get to see first hand what you're getting. I've been there twice before and am looking forward to another visit.
Jason
[QUOTE=Jason96; 1197619]Hi Steve,
You should try Los Antorchas. You can choose whatever girl you like. And then you'll discuss the price with her or one of the guys that works there. I paid 200 pesos for the room out back and 500 pesos for an hour long massage. If you're looking for sex you'll pay another 500 pesos. Not sure how much it is if you're just looking for sex. Either way, it's way cheaper than the agencies and you get to see first hand what you're getting. I've been there twice before and am looking forward to another visit.
Jason[/QUOTE]I agree 100% with Jason! I pay around 600 to 700 Pesos for sex + 200 for the room there.
[QUOTE=Steve M; 1197489]Hello, All,
I am on my way down to PV and have been researching the board looking for daytime options. It looks like my best options are Los Antorches or an agency. I have been looking over PV Playmates site and sent Melissa an email. She replied promptly with a description of all of her girls and rate info. She has some real lookers on her site and most of them have daytime specials that run from $140us to $170us an hour. Not cheap but certainly reasonable.
Does anyone have any firsthand info on this agency or their girls?
Thanks,
Steve[/QUOTE]Steve, read the forum. Lot of reports about the agency. Almost all of Melissa's girls are reviewed here. I had good experience with the agency and I use it every time I visit PV. Some people find it expensive and I agree that it is. I do it for the convenience of it. I don't have time to mess with taxi drivers and such. If you think it is reasonable, you should try them but do report back.
[QUOTE=Jason96; 1197619]Hi Steve,
You should try Los Antorchas. You can choose whatever girl you like. And then you'll discuss the price with her or one of the guys that works there. I paid 200 pesos for the room out back and 500 pesos for an hour long massage. If you're looking for sex you'll pay another 500 pesos. Not sure how much it is if you're just looking for sex. Either way, it's way cheaper than the agencies and you get to see first hand what you're getting. I've been there twice before and am looking forward to another visit.
Jason[/QUOTE]If you go to LA, keep your expectations realistic. I have been there nearly 10 times. It is a dump and I have never seen one that I would remotely consider a BJ from. Yes it is inexpensive and is the only non-agency afternoon option in PVR.
[QUOTE=Vitrea;1201902]If you go to LA, keep your expectations realistic. I have been there nearly 10 times. It is a dump and I have never seen one that I would remotely consider a BJ from. Yes it is inexpensive and is the only non-agency afternoon option in PVR.[/QUOTE]TSH, Jason & Vitrea:
Thanks for the input. I will definitely be giving LA a shot. Can you tell me about the cost? I see on other sites 1000-1500pesos for :30 at LA. Is this bad information or do they ask for that & negociate down to 600-700? Also, I have been a few places that as soon as you pop it's over regardless of time. Is LA this way?
As to PV Playmates, I am not finding much in the way of reviews. The most recent review here was called BS by a few members. TSH calls ripoff. Other than that I did find a couple of positive mentoins from a few years ago (by TSH?). Any additional info would be appreciated as, if I strike out at LA, I may still give them a try.
Last question, what are the earlyest opening clubs other than LA? Time?
Thanks again.
Steve
[QUOTE=Steve M; 1201967]TSH, Jason & Vitrea:
Thanks for the input. I will definitely be giving LA a shot. Can you tell me about the cost? I see on other sites 1000-1500pesos for :30 at LA. Is this bad information or do they ask for that & negociate down to 600-700? Also, I have been a few places that as soon as you pop it's over regardless of time. Is LA this way?
As to PV Playmates, I am not finding much in the way of reviews. The most recent review here was called BS by a few members. TSH calls ripoff. Other than that I did find a couple of positive mentoins from a few years ago (by TSH?). Any additional info would be appreciated as, if I strike out at LA, I may still give them a try.
Last question, what are the earlyest opening clubs other than LA? Time?
Thanks again.
Steve[/QUOTE]Steve,
I've been to Los Antorchas twice now. The first time I walked in and talked to the man who I assume runs things there. He asked me what I was looking for. And I told him that I was looking for an hour long massage. He said that would be 500 pesos. Which sounded great to me. There were about 6-8 girls that I could choose from. So I did and we walked out back where the rooms are. It's about a 4-5 minute walk behind the building. She then said it would be 200 pesos for the room. Which was fine. She gave me a pretty good massage and then a hand release. I was there about 50 minutes. The second time with a different girl was pretty much the same. Although I didn't recognize any of the girls from the first time to the second time that I was there. And it was only a few months apart. The second time I paid another 500 pesos for sex. So I paid 1200 pesos overall. Which was a bit much. So when I go back I will just pay for a massage and the room so 700 pesos. I was there for close to an hour the second time as well. I'm not sure what happens if you cum really fast. So you'll have to see about that. I'm looking forward to going back a third time. I have to disagree with Vitrea though. I thought some of the girls there were really hot. Not model types are anything like that. But they were sexy to me. And both the girls I saw gave me head. Let me know how it goes for you if you ever make it to Los Antorchas.
Jason
[QUOTE=Steve M; 1201967]TSH, Jason & Vitrea:
Thanks for the input. I will definitely be giving LA a shot. Can you tell me about the cost? I see on other sites 1000-1500pesos for :30 at LA. Is this bad information or do they ask for that & negociate down to 600-700? Also, I have been a few places that as soon as you pop it's over regardless of time. Is LA this way?
As to PV Playmates, I am not finding much in the way of reviews. The most recent review here was called BS by a few members. TSH calls ripoff. Other than that I did find a couple of positive mentoins from a few years ago (by TSH?). Any additional info would be appreciated as, if I strike out at LA, I may still give them a try.
Last question, what are the earlyest opening clubs other than LA? Time?
Thanks again.
Steve[/QUOTE]In LA they say around 700 Pesos for 30 min. Try to negociate them down to 600 Pesos.
About PV Playmates: My first experience was a good fuck with a beautiful girl but expensive. Dani. My second girl was Jacki. Also good sex and nice girl. Then the quality went dramaticly down. Angelia and Eryka. This is why my first postings (Dani and Angelica or however the ***** is called) where positive about PV Playmates. After now being in PV a while and now I know the sex prices that you pay directly to the girls I would have not even payed Dani, the girl that I had the best sex experience in PV Playmate. It is just not worth the money.
I just saw this place coming back from Guadalajara, looks very nice and it is only one hour north of puerto vallarta. Their website indicates they will do pick up at the marina vallarta.
[url]http://www.oasismexico.com/[/url]
I will further report when I get a chance to go in the next few weeks.
T
I will probably be visiting in late Dec / early Jan for a couple of weeks. I have always had fun in PV. I usually find a condo to stay in Old Town. I was treated very well last March by PV Escorts, I had a couple of gals that offered their "GFE Experience" for a very reasonable price and 8 hours long. I am looking forward to it again. I travel by myself usually and was wondering if anyone else would be mongering there at that time? I tried a couple of times to get together with Chris for a Red Zone Tour but it never did happen. Maybe this time. I am 50 years old and I love the chicas. Let me know if you will be there at that time and we can get together for a Cervesa.
Bob
[QUOTE=TorontoTom; 1203881]I just saw this place coming back from Guadalajara, looks very nice and it is only one hour north of puerto vallarta. Their website indicates they will do pick up at the marina vallarta.
[url]http://www.oasismexico.com/[/url]
I will further report when I get a chance to go in the next few weeks.
T[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting. What a great idea. I have been looking for good afternoon choices for years now. Somebody TOFTT and post or I might have to do in January my self. Hope they stay open that long as some of these are fly-by-nights.
One of the guys who was selling fishing trips hooked me up with a very nice chica today, named Valery. 19 years old, really cute face, small natural chest, cute round butt.
It cost me 1000 pesos ($80 for an hour, plus a 150 peso tip $12 to the guy who hooked me up with her. Unfortunately she said no pics. But she was very into oral on her, rode me hard in cowgirl and came (or faked it well) in mish, and rather enthusiastic overall. Only issue was, she didn't turn her phone off until it rang in the middle of the session. I would rate her an 8 on looks if you don't mind a small chest and a very slight bit of baby fat, and an 8 on performance. Only strike against her was CBJ. I'm going to repeat with her in a couple of days. But $92 for a good hour session with a young enthusiastic cutie is what I had in mind.
I'm led to believe that in the current economy, you can get 1000 pesos for an hour her pretty easily, and discounts for longer sessions with young attractive girls here. The main issue is the propina to the guy who sets it up. Initially I was being set up with an older chica, and then one who wanted more cash, but when I pushed the issue, this result above is what I got.
[QUOTE=Member #2041; 1207500]One of the guys who was selling fishing trips hooked me up with a very nice chica today, named Valery. 19 years old, really cute face, small natural chest, cute round butt.
It cost me 1000 pesos ($80 for an hour, plus a 150 peso tip $12 to the guy who hooked me up with her. Unfortunately she said no pics. But she was very into oral on her, rode me hard in cowgirl and came (or faked it well) in mish, and rather enthusiastic overall. Only issue was, she didn't turn her phone off until it rang in the middle of the session. I would rate her an 8 on looks if you don't mind a small chest and a very slight bit of baby fat, and an 8 on performance. Only strike against her was CBJ. I'm going to repeat with her in a couple of days. But $92 for a good hour session with a young enthusiastic cutie is what I had in mind.
I'm led to believe that in the current economy, you can get 1000 pesos for an hour her pretty easily, and discounts for longer sessions with young attractive girls here. The main issue is the propina to the guy who sets it up. Initially I was being set up with an older chica, and then one who wanted more cash, but when I pushed the issue, this result above is what I got.[/QUOTE]Good report! This shows what is possible without escort agencys and how prices are here! I am sure the girl had to give commissioon to the guy so if you meet her without the guy tell her to put the price a bit down or same price included tip.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1207550]Good report! This shows what is possible without escort agencys and how prices are here! I am sure the girl had to give commissioon to the guy so if you meet her without the guy tell her to put the price a bit down or same price included tip.[/QUOTE]I am meeting her again Wednesday for 1000 pesos and no extra tip for the guy
BTW, given the economy and the current lack of tourists here in PV, as well as the fact that the PVescorts site now claims to just be an advertising site for the ladies, rather than an agency, I have e-mailed several of these girls and attempted to negotiate lower rates with them.
It would appear that some of them will accept offers of 1200 pesos for 1 hour (still slightly less than $100) , or 1800-2000 pesos for 2 hours. I will report back further after meeting with some of these chicas.
[QUOTE=Member #2041;1207746]I am meeting her again Wednesday for 1000 pesos and no extra tip for the guy[/QUOTE]How could I get in contact with her? Do you have her cell number?
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter;1207778]How could I get in contact with her? Do you have her cell number?[/QUOTE]I don`t but I can get it on Wednesday if Valery shows up. So far, I`m operating here without a Mexican phone. BTW, her English is almost nil, so if you can speak Spanish, her phone would be of use to you, whereas it wouldn´t be for me. My Spanish is so marginal that I could barely communicate with her in person using visual cues along with the words - I would not be able to have a phone conversation with her.
BTW, I just had a session with Melissa who advertises on CL and on the PVescort site. She agreed to 1200 pesos all in for an hour after initially quoting me a `summer special` of $120 USD and I countered with 1000 pesos. I would say she was good, but not quite as much fun as Valery. I am going to repeat with Valery but perhaps not Melissa. I'd give her an 8 on looks (slightly better body but not quite as cute face as Valery) Performance-wise, a 7, good but not quite as enthusiastic as Valery - somewhat more of a hardened pro, and also insisted on CBJ and didn`t allow FIV, just the outside.
Incidentally, I ran into an unusual issue with the Westin here in PV. They make you sign in the girl and they put their name on the Registration card for the room. No problem for the first girl, but they made an issue of the 2nd one, seems they can't have too many names registered on the room card. Basically, they told me I can only see the chicas who have already signed into my room. So I am limited while I am at the Westin to repeating with the 2 chicas that I have already seen, who's names are already signed in on my Registration card . A weird form of guest semi-friendly if I ever heard of it.
I`m only at the Westin for 2 more days, and then I go to Posada Roger in the zona romantica, which PVescorts site says is completely guest friendly.
Instead of staying at Hotel Roger, I would consider staying at Hotel San Carlos which is a couple blocks from Hotel Roger, and a block from the super market Rizal. They actually offer suites for the same price as Hotel Roger. The rooms at Hotel Roger are not very good, and you can also hear the conversation next door. There are also several other hotels in that same area, including one a half block from the beach just down from a popular restaurant called "Ole". If I was you, I would take a walk around that area and check a few of them out. You can also go to the restaurant El Torito if you like sports, as it is a sports bar that offers wagering on games and horses. El Torito is a block from Hotel Roger, and 3 blocks from Hotel San Carlos. This part of Puerto Vallarta is far and away my favorite area. The restaurant connected to Hotel Roger called Freddies Tucan offer great breakfast, and might be the most popular breakfast restaurant in Puerto Vallarta.
Thanks, I'm going to check out the area today.
[QUOTE=Naples Guy1;1207924]Instead of staying at Hotel Roger, I would consider staying at Hotel San Carlos which is a couple blocks from Hotel Roger, and a block from the super market Rizal. They actually offer suites for the same price as Hotel Roger. The rooms at Hotel Roger are not very good, and you can also hear the conversation next door. There are also several other hotels in that same area, including one a half block from the beach just down from a popular restaurant called "Ole". If I was you, I would take a walk around that area and check a few of them out. You can also go to the restaurant El Torito if you like sports, as it is a sports bar that offers wagering on games and horses. El Torito is a block from Hotel Roger, and 3 blocks from Hotel San Carlos. This part of Puerto Vallarta is far and away my favorite area. The restaurant connected to Hotel Roger called Freddies Tucan offer great breakfast, and might be the most popular breakfast restaurant in Puerto Vallarta.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Member #2041; 1207835]I don`t but I can get it on Wednesday if Valery shows up. So far, I`m operating here without a Mexican phone. BTW, her English is almost nil, so if you can speak Spanish, her phone would be of use to you, whereas it wouldn't be for me. My Spanish is so marginal that I could barely communicate with her in person using visual cues along with the words. I would not be able to have a phone conversation with her.
BTW, I just had a session with Melissa who advertises on CL and on the PVescort site. She agreed to 1200 pesos all in for an hour after initially quoting me a `summer special` of $120 USD and I countered with 1000 pesos. I would say she was good, but not quite as much fun as Valery. I am going to repeat with Valery but perhaps not Melissa. I'd give her an 8 on looks (slightly better body but not quite as cute face as Valery) Performance-wise, a 7, good but not quite as enthusiastic as Valery. Somewhat more of a hardened pro, and also insisted on CBJ and didn`t allow FIV, just the outside.
Incidentally, I ran into an unusual issue with the Westin here in PV. They make you sign in the girl and they put their name on the Registration card for the room. No problem for the first girl, but they made an issue of the 2nd one, seems they can't have too many names registered on the room card. Basically, they told me I can only see the chicas who have already signed into my room. So I am limited while I am at the Westin to repeating with the 2 chicas that I have already seen, who's names are already signed in on my Registration card. A weird form of guest semi-friendly if I ever heard of it.
I`m only at the Westin for 2 more days, and then I go to Posada Roger in the zona romantica, which PVescorts site says is completely guest friendly.[/QUOTE]Please get the number for me! I speak spanish so no problem!
About your problem at Westin: Speak to one of the security guys outside of the Hotel that are around the entrence and tell him you would like to bring in a chica and try to tell him that you give him a tip if he is not reporting it to the reception. With this trick you should not have any more trouble. Look for a younger security guy that looks sympathetic. He will surely help you as he is young and also like girls and with a tip he will be happy.
[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter; 1208131]Please get the number for me! I speak spanish so no problem!
About your problem at Westin: Speak to one of the security guys outside of the Hotel that are around the entrence and tell him you would like to bring in a chica and try to tell him that you give him a tip if he is not reporting it to the reception. With this trick you should not have any more trouble. Look for a younger security guy that looks sympathetic. He will surely help you as he is young and also like girls and with a tip he will be happy.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, Valery flaked on me on the return and never showed. One advantage of paying the guys a propina is that they make sure the chicas show up.
BTW, Naples Guy1, thanks a ton on the tip for the hotel San Carlos in the Zona Romantica. Its a nicer room than the one at Roger, and its going to cost me half as much.
Actually for anyone that is price conscientious, there is another hotel that is only a few blocks from the San Carlos, and a block or two from the Farmacia Guadalajara is called Hotel Azteca that I would recommend. IThe exact location is Madero 473. UW wrote about it a couple of years ago. It is a very clean economical hotel. The rooms are about twenty five dollars a night, and come with hot water, linens, ceiling fan, and cable television. The place is quite popular for snow birds, as many Canadians stay at this place during the winter months in Canada. Just down the street from it is a hotel called Erendia or something close to it, and you can find street walkers around it generally between the hours of 4 to 6. Several of them actually stay in the hotel. UW / BH / NG is always available to help out with any questions. If you are looking for someone to party with Member 2041 you might consider sending a personal message to TheSexHunter as he lives in Puerto Vallarta, and see what he is up to. Next week Exthalmus and possibly myself will be in PVR on Thursday.
[QUOTE=Member #2041; 1208207]Unfortunately, Valery flaked on me on the return and never showed. One advantage of paying the guys a propina is that they make sure the chicas show up.
BTW, Naples Guy1, thanks a ton on the tip for the hotel San Carlos in the Zona Romantica. Its a nicer room than the one at Roger, and its going to cost me half as much.[/QUOTE]Member #2041,
You should try Los Antorchas. It is just south of Walmart on the same side of the highway across the street from the Soriana's. The prices are very reasonable. And there are usually 8-10 girls hanging out there.
Jason
Can you give a clearer idea of the actual streets that these streetwalkers can be found?
[QUOTE=Naples Guy1;1208288]Actually for anyone that is price conscientious, there is another hotel that is only a few blocks from the San Carlos, and a block or two from the Farmacia Guadalajara is called Hotel Azteca that I would recommend. IThe exact location is Madero 473. UW wrote about it a couple of years ago. It is a very clean economical hotel. The rooms are about twenty five dollars a night, and come with hot water, linens, ceiling fan, and cable television. The place is quite popular for snow birds, as many Canadians stay at this place during the winter months in Canada. Just down the street from it is a hotel called Erendia or something close to it, and you can find street walkers around it generally between the hours of 4 to 6. Several of them actually stay in the hotel. UW / BH / NG is always available to help out with any questions. If you are looking for someone to party with Member 2041 you might consider sending a personal message to TheSexHunter as he lives in Puerto Vallarta, and see what he is up to. Next week Exthalmus and possibly myself will be in PVR on Thursday.[/QUOTE]