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I visited AB last night. There was a good crowd. The selection was good. Noticed a few new gals there. Hooked up with a regular, Gaby. Great head. Usual damage, $60 + $11 room.
The policia were at the taxi drop off point, again. They were searching a fellow gringo as I went past, back to USA. It was around 2AM or so. Brothers, be careful.
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Went to TJ yesterday(saturday). I recalled seeing this one really hot chica the last time I went and decided she was going to be mine this time around. I left for TJ around 10am. Traffic was horrible. Took over 4 freaking hours! Went in the sweltering sun with no air condition and bumper to bumper so I couldn't even at least get some wind action. With no traffic It usually takes me less than an hour and a half. Anyways, finally got to Tj about 2:30 pm. Did the cheap thing of walking across the bridge and the streets all the way instead of using a taxi. Hey, drinks are expensive at the bars. They cost more than a taxi ride.
Went around the block a few times just to check out the street action. Not many nice looking girls like i remember there being. Many sub-par. So I decided to go to Tropical and see some of the action there since CJ had been bragging about this place in the past. They where having a pole dancing show. The place wasn't really jumping and the ratio was more guys to girls. And even that, most of the girls where not all that great. Some where okay face wise, but most where a little out of shape. Small tummies not much ass, that sort of stuff. I stayed for the show and watched a variety of girls pole dancing. Each one no better looking than the last. There was only one girl that I found worthy but she was quickly picked up by some guy.
Left the Tropical and decided to see Hong Kong/Miami bar. Barkers where trying to get me into the other bars. I allowed the barker from Hong Kong to usher me in. I looked around and saw some dancers on the tables. One was good looking but the rest of the women where also sub-par. None I wanted to be with. And worse part was that it was a sausage party. Way too many guys compared to girls. I walked through the door that leads to Miami. There was some kind of soap show going on. Some guy on his back covered in what I think was soap and two slighty chunky girls rubbing up against him. The ratio of girls to guys here wasn't too bad. Still more guys. But the girls where also below my standards. I was really hoping for better being a saturday and all. Guess it was still too early.
It was now about 4pm. I decided to stop fooling around and go look for that hot chica at Adelitas. Walked in and the place was pretty much already crowded. Walked around the place looking for my girl but she was no where to be found. I sat down close to hotty central to see if she would show up. Oddly this time it took a while for a waiter to come up to me unlike other times where they run to customers once they sit down.
I order a drink and look at some of the action. Ratio here was not that bad. Still more guys to girls but there was still girls just standing around waiting for customers unlike the last places where they where hogged up by the guys. And they where definitely a lot nicer looking than at the other bars. Saw these two tall girls nearby who I was thinking of calling over. But there was this one shorter girl standing a few feet away trying to get my attention. She kept looking over my direction. I would just smile at her. She had a really toned body and cute face. At one point she motions to go upstairs. I shake my head implying "no" and smile. She laughs and looks away.
I wait around to see if anything better shows up. I end up checking out that short girl once again and notice that she has a really nice body. Some guy goes up to her and I figured she was going to go with him. She didn't. Actually I think he was part of the staff. But I decide I wanted to be with her cause of her awesome body. I go up to her and tell her to join me. She sits down with me and I ask her, her name. She asks me my age for some reason. I ask hers. Waiter drops by and I she orders herself a drink. I started rubbing her leg hoping she would do the same to me but she doesn't. She never once touches me which I found dissapointing. Every other girl that I had sit with me would feel me up which really helped to get me excited and prepared. But she didn't do anything. I even thought maybe she wasn't interested in going upstairs and only wanted a drink. I also tried playing with her hair and rubbing the back of her ear but still nothing.
I ask her where she's from. She tells me, "Veracruz." So we chat a bit about certain areas of mexico. But in all she didn't really seem interested in me. Which again I found a bit dissapointing. Suddenly these two other chicas are standing near my table just waiting for customers. I notice one of them is a chica that I had been with before. One who gave me a nice GFE experience in the past. I wanted to say "hi" but thought it might be awkward since I'm already sitting with this other girl. I'm pretty sure she already knew it was me sitting there but she must have also thought it was awkward to approach me. Thought about it but decided to do it anyways. I told her, "hi." She looked glad to see me but it was obvious she was trying to play off like she didn't know I had been sitting there. She says hi back and hugs me. But then quickly goes back to focusing on the crowd. Not sure what the chica sitting with me thought, so I tried sparking up a few more conversations with her.
Everytime I did, the other girl would look over in our direction like she was trying to listen to our conversation but would look away when I would look at her. If anything, I think she might have been jealous. I started feeling bad for her. She has a really nice body as well and it was starting to catch my attention. At this point I started regretting having brought this other chica to sit with me. It was obvious she wasn't going to bring out a GFE experience like the other girl seeing as how she lost all interested in me once she sat down with me. I was even thinking of telling her to go on her way when she finishes her drink. But then when she was about to finish her drink she says, "Are you going to buy me another one or are you ready to go upstairs?" At that point I kind of hesitate and start saying, "umm, uhh..." because I really wanted to go with the other girl instead. The other girl looked over and noticed my hesitation. I didn't know what to do. So I decided to ask her a few question like price and others see if I could find something to turn her away. She answered my questions then again asked if I was ready to go upstairs. I could only think about how if the other girl truly was jealous, then she'd really feel bad if she saw me walk off with this girl right in front of her. But I also didn't want to let this chica feel bad by turning her down. After all, I went up to her first and called her over. She didn't invite herself to my booth like most other chicas. So I just broke down and told her I would go with her. This whole time the other girl was just staring at us.
I got off my chair and walked with the first chica. I didn't even want to turn around cause I knew the other girl would have a look of dissapointment and I didn't want to see it. I went upstairs and noticed that they changed the location of the hotel attendant to the other side. Paid for the room and we where on our way. Got undressed and we started hugging each other. I felt up her whole body which was really firm and tight. It was really nice. I asked her if she worked out. She said she did and I complimented her on her body. Her face looked a bit worn but she was still very cute. She just wasnt wearing any makeup which I actually preffer. The natural look. I touched her breast which where also firm but they where not implants. So I said, "they're beautiful and they're not fake." She said, "Of course they're not."
I really loved her body so I told her I wanted to give her a message. She let me. I felt her up some more and played with her body. Kissed her up and down. Told me she liked it. I told her I was ready so we started with the cowgirl position. Went through a few more positions. I loved seeing her hard body jumping up and down riding me. I told her I was ready to finish and that I wanted to finish with a facial. But she didn't let me. I tried to convince her but no give. So told her if I could finish on her tits. She said, "are you going to give me more money?" I first offered 5 bucks and she denied me. I offered 10 bucks and she said, "for that I will." I said, "for the facial?" She said, "no." I tried to convince her some more and even went up as high as $20 bucks but she still kept saying no. So I was like, "okay then on your tits." She wanted me to finish with me lying on my back. I was like, "no, you lie on your back." This way I could get it all on her instead of letting fall on myself. She got on her back and made moaning noises. I came a really huge load on her tits. I even surprised myself. She ended up saying, "mucho reservado." Meaning I had a lot reserved. Apparently I did.
We got dressed and said our goodbyes. She didn't give me the GFE experience like the other girl had but it was overall still very nice. I told her I'd like to see her again the next time I come back. After wards I was kind of hungry so I decied to eat some tacos from the stand on the corner. These things are really greasy but damn do they taste good. I did some shopping afterwards but still kept thinking about the other chica that I left behind. So I decided to go back and look for her.
Damn, I write too freaking much. I'll finish the rest of this story some other time.
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Lol, some good ones. Well, lets see...
[b]I want you to make love to me.[/b] Translation; Quiero que me hagas el amor.
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ke meh ah-gahs el I'm-or
NOTES; "el" is pronounced exactly like saying the english alphabet letter "L."
[b]I want you to fuck me.[/b] Translation; Quiero que me cojas.
Pronounce; Key-air-oh ke meh co-haws.
NOTE: If you're talking about the sentence where you emphasize on the word, "you" then it would instead be pronounced as Key-air-oh ke two meh co-haws
[b]I wanna do missionary[/b]; Not sure on this one. :(
I usually just tell the girl "Me on top." That's pronounced as; yo ah-ree-bah
[b]I wanna do doggy.[/b] Translation; Quiero acer de perrito.
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ah-cer deh pe-ree-toh
[b]I wanna do Greek.[/b] Translation; Quiero acer sexo anal.
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ah-ser sex-o ah-nahl
[b]I wanna BBBJ.[/b] Translation; Quiero que me chupes.
Pronounciation; key-air-oh ke meh choo-pez
NOTES: Don't see a point in explaining that it should be a covered bj so I just wrote it basically as, "I want you to give me a bj."
[b]Your boobs are sexy.[/b] Not exactly sure on the translation of boobs. I know many but I don't think any would go well with, "sexy."
[b]Your legs are sexy.[/b]
Not sure if the word "sexy" is also used in spanish. I believe it is and is even pronounced exactly the same. But using it in a sentence is not as easy as it seems. At least for me. Unless I'm wrong it would actually be pronounced;
tus pier-nahs seh ben moouy sexy
Which actually translates to, "Your legs look very sexy."
[b]Please wash your pussy.[/b] Translation; Por Favor lava tu vagina.
Translation; Pour fah-bor lob-a two vah-hee-nah.
NOTE if you want to say it using the vulgar version of the word pussy, then change vagina to Panocha(pah-no-cha)
[b]Kiss me in my mouth.[/b] Translation; Besame en la boca.
Pronounced; Bes-ah-meh en lah bo-caw
[b]Suck my dick.[/b] Translation; Chupa mi verga.
Pronounced; Choo-pa me ver-gah.
NOTE: this is the vulgar version of asking for a bj.
[b]Suck harder.[/b] Translation; Chupa mas duro.
Pronounced; Choo-pa mas duur-o
NOTES: There is really no way to pronounce "duro" in english since the "o" is not said completely and the "r" and the "o" sound like they form into one letter even though both are pronounced. The pronunciation is similar to doodle but the "dl" part would have an "r" sound. So try saying doodle with an "r" sound and you practically have it. Just note that the "e" in doodle has kind of an "o" sound so dont go chaging the sound to an "e" and make sure to completely eliminate the sound of the "L" The sound of the "r" is really strong so add a strong accent to it. A lot of words in spanish also follow these rules which actually make spanish pretty hard to learn if english is your first language.
[b]Dont bite my dick/balls.[/b] Translation; No me muerdas.
Pronounced; No meh muehr-das
NOTE: I changed it to simply, "Don't bite me." I'm sure not what to bite is already implied. lol
[b]Spread your legs wider.[/b] Translation; Abre mas tus piernas.
Pronounced; Ah-breh mas twos pier-nahs
NOTE: Spread can't be used in spanish cause it translates to stretch. So I changed it to "open your legs more." Sounds kind of weird in english but in spanish it fits perfectly.
[b]Do it slow.[/b] Translation; Aslo despacio.
Pronounced; oz-lo des-pa-see-o
[b]You have younger sisters?[/b] Translation; Tienes hermanas menores?
Pronounced; Tee-en-es ehr-ma-nahs meh-nohr-es
Well hopefully these will come of some help :D
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Hey that's right. Forgot the extra 'B' stood for bare. But from my little experience of asking for a bbbj, I've always been turned down. But now I'm actually glad I was. I wouldn't want to end up with genital herpes or something. Although, cbj is kind of pointless. If anything, a bit painful cause teh vaccuum effect on the rubber feels like it pulls and contracts. It's not very pleasant. I still let them do it though cause nothing nicer than seeing a cute girls face with my cock in their mouth.
Anyways just like the guy surf and turf said, to ask for a bbbj you say; Por favor chupame sin condom. Please suck me without a condom.
Actually I'll remove the please part and simply put it as "would you suck me without a condom." In spanish condom is spelled condón.
Pronounced; Meh choo-pas seen coun-doun?
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Remember Tact
LOL. Of course, there's a time and a place for everything, but I can't imagine blurting out some of these phrases.
Like women anywhere, a bit of grace and tact and respect can go a long way.
I guess in AB things cut to the chase rather quickly.
Still, LOL.
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lol, he probably knows that in english, clam can also mean pussy. other than that, i've never heard of panocha dealing with seafood. unless he adds some panocha(piloncillo) to it. doubt it though since piloncillo is mostly sugar.
in spanish, panocha is the vulgar version of vagina like **** or pussy. but it's also used to mean the name of a mexican sugar product. it still does but that name is hardly used due to obvious reasons and is now more commonly called, piloncillo([url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]-lon-sea-jo)
here is an explanation of that piloncillo sugar cone thing and a picture of it...
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[b]please take a shower and wash your pussy.[/b] translation; por favor bañate y lava tu vagina.
pronounced; pour fah-bor bah-nyah-teh e lob-ah two va-ji-nah
the "e" you pronounce just like you would in the english alphabet.
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I should start up a donation page so you guys can fund my expeditions and I'll gladly "take one for team" and try out Rosalind. lol.
If she is the way you said, then she sounds like she wouldn't be all that great in bed but mostly a time pushy girl to try and get you in and out as fast as she can. Perhaps would be good if you're looking for something quick. Doubt I'll ever do that. I don't plan driving over a hundred miles, taking a long walk over the bridge for a simple "quickie." Every girl I've been with at the Zona Norte definitely knows me as a guy that expects a long session and lasts a long time. Most tell me my girlfriend is lucky cause I can lasts so long. I guess they're used to guys who usually only last long enough for a quickie.
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[QUOTE=Efjayel] Every girl I've been with at the Zona Norte definitely knows me as a guy that expects a long session and lasts a long time. Most tell me my girlfriend is lucky cause I can lasts so long. I guess they're used to guys who usually only last long enough for a quickie.[/QUOTE]
Erection problem?
Just kidding!
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Let me help you on this one.
[QUOTE=Efjayel]Lol, some good ones. Well, lets see...
[b]I want you to make love to me.[/b] Translation; Quiero que me hagas el amor.Very good!
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ke meh ah-gahs el I'm-or
NOTES; "el" is pronounced exactly like saying the english alphabet letter "L."
[b]I want you to fuck me.[/b] Translation; Quiero que me cojas.Very good but vulgar, they like the word "make love better"
Pronounce; Key-air-oh ke meh co-haws.
NOTE: If you're talking about the sentence where you emphasize on the word, "you" then it would instead be pronounced as Key-air-oh ke two meh co-haws
[b]I wanna do missionary[/b]; Not sure on this one. :( Sexo normal yo encima tuyo.
I usually just tell the girl "Me on top." That's pronounced as; yo ah-ree-bah
[b]I wanna do doggy.[/b] Translation; Quiero acer de perrito.very good!
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ah-cer deh pe-ree-toh
[b]I wanna do Greek.[/b] Translation; Quiero acer sexo anal.Very good! When they hear this word they walk away LOL!
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ah-ser sex-o ah-nahl
[b]I wanna BBBJ.[/b] Translation; Quiero que me chupes. sin condon, means no condom!
Pronounciation; key-air-oh ke meh choo-pez
NOTES: Don't see a point in explaining that it should be a covered bj so I just wrote it basically as, "I want you to give me a bj."Covered means "con condon"
[b]Your boobs are sexy.[/b] Not exactly sure on the translation of boobs. I know many but I don't think any would go well with, "sexy." Tus pechos son muy bonitos o lindos,it means your breast are beautiful or nice.
[b]Your legs are sexy.[/b] Tus piernas son bonitas, lindas, same as above!
Not sure if the word "sexy" is also used in spanish. I believe it is and is even pronounced exactly the same. But using it in a sentence is not as easy as it seems. At least for me. Unless I'm wrong it would actually be pronounced;
tus pier-nahs seh ben moouy sexy
Which actually translates to, "Your legs look very sexy."
[b]Please wash your pussy.[/b] Translation; Por Favor lava tu vagina. Very Good!
Translation; Pour fah-bor lob-a two vah-hee-nah.
NOTE if you want to say it using the vulgar version of the word pussy, then change vagina to Panocha(pah-no-cha) you're correct on this.
[b]Kiss me in my mouth.[/b] Translation; Besame en la boca.Very good!
Pronounced; Bes-ah-meh en lah bo-caw
[b]Suck my dick.[/b] Translation; Chupa mi verga.Very good but vulgar!
Pronounced; Choo-pa me ver-gah.
NOTE: this is the vulgar version of asking for a bj.
[b]Suck harder.[/b] Translation; Chupa mas duro.
Pronounced; Choo-pa mas duur-o
NOTES: There is really no way to pronounce "duro" in english since the "o" is not said completely and the "r" and the "o" sound like they form into one letter even though both are pronounced. The pronunciation is similar to doodle but the "dl" part would have an "r" sound. So try saying doodle with an "r" sound and you practically have it. Just note that the "e" in doodle has kind of an "o" sound so dont go chaging the sound to an "e" and make sure to completely eliminate the sound of the "L" The sound of the "r" is really strong so add a strong accent to it. A lot of words in spanish also follow these rules which actually make spanish pretty hard to learn if english is your first language.
[b]Dont bite my dick/balls.[/b] Translation; No me muerdas.This one is funny!
Pronounced; No meh muehr-das
NOTE: I changed it to simply, "Don't bite me." I'm sure not what to bite is already implied. lol
[b]Spread your legs wider.[/b] Translation; Abre mas tus piernas.Very good!
Pronounced; Ah-breh mas twos pier-nahs
NOTE: Spread can't be used in spanish cause it translates to stretch. So I changed it to "open your legs more." Sounds kind of weird in english but in spanish it fits perfectly.
[b]Do it slow.[/b] Translation; Aslo despacio.Very good!
Pronounced; oz-lo des-pa-see-o
[b]You have younger sisters?[/b] Translation; Tienes hermanas menores?This is illegal don't mention the word minors!
Pronounced; Tee-en-es ehr-ma-nahs meh-nohr-es
Well hopefully these will come of some help :D[/QUOTE]
You forgot one. No me robes la cartera, it means don't steal my wallet, LOL
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[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]Erection problem?
Just kidding![/QUOTE]
In a way yeah, but turns out its not a bad thing. It's like I'm naturallly on viagra. I get my money's worth :D
[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]
[b]You have younger sisters?[/b] Translation; Tienes hermanas menores? [b]This is illegal don't mention the word minors![/b]
Pronounced; Tee-en-es ehr-ma-nahs meh-nohr-es
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I might be wrong but from what I know, "menores" does not mean "minors." It's a term that means, "younger." So by saying it, you are actually asking exactly as above; "Do you have YOUNGER sisters?" and not "Do you have sisters who are MINORS?" Should be safe to ask this question.
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[quote=efjayel]in a way yeah, but turns out its not a bad thing. it's like i'm naturallly on viagra. i get my money's worth :d
i might be wrong but from what i know, "menores" does not mean "minors." it's a term that means, "younger." so by saying it, you are actually asking exactly as above; "do you have younger sisters?" and not "do you have sisters who are minors?" should be safe to ask this question.[/quote]it’s been a while, but menores is the same latin root as minor. but it does not mean minor as it pertains to age. it is more along the lines of lesser, or less than. however, when used in this context, it means lesser in age, but not necessarily ****. it might be better to stay away from the subject all together.
surfnk9
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Sunday Afternoon
Got to Adelita Bar at 9:40 p.m. on Sunday. The crowd wasn't that bad. As for the girls I'd say a good 20-25 total. Got to the bar and ordered a beer while I looked around for the pickings. Saw a couple of trophies I had never been with before but I didn't gamble on them. Went to the can and on my way there saw a very cute girl standing near the entrance. After I got out from the restroom I sparked up a conversation with her. I found out her name was Ana and she's from Veracruz. She's about 5' 7" and slim. I ask her some details and agree to take her up. As she's taking off her clothes she's even sexier than I thought. She starts off with a very very good cbj, and she gets on top of me and starts to ride for a while. After a good ride she's a little tired so I take her on from behind and I penetrate that juicy lil' taco and she's moaning everytime I'm inside her. Great moans coming from her then she gets on top of me once again. I didn't want to finish like this so I get back up and finish with her in doggie. She was great and very friendly. Anyone ever go to a club or bar named "Luxor"? A cab driver recommended it once and I just wanted some 411 on that if you've been before.
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[QUOTE=Efjayel]
I might be wrong but from what I know, "menores" does not mean "minors." It's a term that means, "younger." So by saying it, you are actually asking exactly as above; "Do you have YOUNGER sisters?" and not "Do you have sisters who are MINORS?" Should be safe to ask this question.[/QUOTE]
Surfnk9 is right, it ol depends how you say it, I substitute the word for MAS JOVENES, which it means the same thing, now be careful she might get offended
by the word, she might think you're calling her old! :)
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[QUOTE=Hootch Patrol]Anyone ever go to a club or bar named "Luxor"? A cab driver recommended it once and I just wanted some 411 on that if you've been before.[/QUOTE]
I believe thats one of the clubs located on the tourist strip. If it is, I'd stay away from it. I have yet to enter any of those strip joints on Revolucion, but I only hear bad things about them. Barkers are always trying to get me to enter them but I simply wave no and keep walking.
[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]Surfnk9 is right, it ol depends how you say it, I substitute the word for MAS JOVENES, which it means the same thing, now be careful she might get offended
by the word, she might think you're calling her old! :)[/QUOTE]
How about just changing it to "Do you have any sisters" and not ask anything about younger? Lol, she'll introduce you to her mom and pass her off as a sister. :)
Tienes hermanas?
tee-eh-nes ehr-mah-nahs?
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Newbie report
Greetings gents,
I made my first trip to the zona and Adelita Bar Saturday night. Got there around 8pm, it was hoppin’ and the place was packed and there were some drop dead gorgeous chicas there, I was stunned, much better than I had ever hoped! I ended up with a nice little beauty, I don’t remember her name (my head was swimming) it was the standard $60 sin ropa. Thanks to the senior members here and Brockton’s guide I was prepared for everything. From border crossing to border crossing, I knew what to expect, where to go, where not to go, and it all went like clockwork, no worries what so ever!! I owe my good time to all you guys and your generous posts with great info.
After Adelita Bar, I checked out the alley, and am so happy I did. For some reason I didn’t think it would be worth it. The girls were way better looking than I thought they would be, I don’t exactly know what I was expecting but I was pleasantly surprised. Wow, the alley was a trip, I was shocked by how many girls were there. They would hiss as you walk by, trying to get your attention, and some would grab my shirt and not let go, it was quite an experience. I ended up with a real beauty, tall, thin, long black hair, nice rack. I was prepared to pay $30, but she asked for $15, it wasn’t sin ropa, but with what she was wearing it might as well have been!
Anyway, thanks again guys, all your great info virtually guaranteed my good time, you rock!!