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[QUOTE=Mogwai;2241514]It wouldn't prove anything. Maybe he likes his teddy bear so much that he's holding her (him?) in his arms while masturbating LOL.[/QUOTE]I meant his pics need to have girl somewhat unclothed holding the teddy bear to be more convincing, and not doctored pics. I guess I don't have expertise to tell.
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Between the Lines.
Part 1.
On my last night in Thailand, I found myself back at Go Gos in Pattaya, kicking back, relaxing and sipping on my Schweppes tonic, which only has a whopping 15 calories. By the way tonic water is like a healthy conscious version Sprite and the cool thing about it is that it will glow blue underneath the black lights at the Go Go clubs. Where it's all about looking cool as you can in order to attract the best looking girls (your Monkeypaw Tip of the Day courtesy of Monkeypaw). While watching the girls dance, I debated back and forth on how to I respond back to some of these assertions and comments I've been getting. Should I try to educate those who seem unknowing? Are they really pretending not to see the light? Do they not know how to read between the lines or are they just that stupid? Sometimes, with the way mind works, it comes too easy and I feel as if I'm bullying someone with Trisomy 21. When you are on a different level or different playing field from most, would you step off the gas and let them catch up or just run right over the slow pokes? These questions go on and on and gets me very confused on what to do sometimes with those who have a less game than me. In a way I kind of feel sorry for them. But in a way, I don't because they still profess to know it all when they don't. Anyways, so I decided to enlist some help and ask the advice of one of the sexy dancers on what to do.
Without a word being said, I waived the waitress over. Pointed at a cute model from a group. Did a drink gesture with my hand. And the exact girl that I wanted, came out of that group, walked across the bar, and sat down next to me. Once again, Monkeypaw powers that are very difficult to explain is being displayed. Call, clap, clap (these girls know my type by now). If you think that was easy, perhaps you can try this at a Go Go bar and tell us if it works for you. See a specific girl with your eyes, point to her while she is sitting with friends, and without any words spoken, the exact girl you wanted all along, will come to you. Anyways, back to my little dilemma on what to do. I figure the cute model may be able to lend an ear and give me an idea on how to approach some of these comments. So for the next few minutes, while she was sipping on a SangSom and Coke Zero, I told her about my problem using an analogy, so that I wouldn't reveal anything about this sex board. By the way, I had to buy the extra Coke Zero for her drink at my own suggestion, so it was two drinks total. She initially asked for SangSom and cola, but I was not at all pleased with her current weight. Normally, I like girls 46 kg and under and she told me she was now 48 kg or 106 lbs. Not acceptable for her body frame per Monkeypaw's current standards. But her huge natural perky tits and cute face made up for all that. Monkeypaw can forgive her for the little discrepancy on her weight. Another (Monkeypaw Tip of the Day) is that SangSom is Thai rum, not an actual whiskey as some may have been lead to believe. Knowledge is power, never forget that.
Anyways I proposed to her a scenario where I was an artist of sort. Not only an artist, but one who can can create a drawing, a masterpiece, in which that work of art can convey so many stories, with so many meanings, on so many levels, to so many different people. Some will be inspired, some will be entertained and enthused, while others would dislike and hate. This includes player hate, if anybody even knows what that means. It all depended on the individual's level of intelligence, insight, keenness, perception, awareness, and overall sharpness with the mind. It also depended on how well-versed the person is with at living LIFE in general. It was difficult to tell this to her in a mix of my broken English and half ass Thai, even with my translator app clicking away. But she sat quietly, with her eyes wide, listening patiently to me, at the same time her right hand was gripping and then slowly stroking my inner left thigh. After a few minutes of me talking, I think she was finally understanding the words coming from my mouth and somehow this connection on an intellectual level was being made. And when I concluded and wanted her advice on what to do, I finally asked her "You know what I'm saying?" Her response was priceless. She looked at me with those big eyes, smiled, kiss me on my cheek and said, "Can I have another drink?" I was stunned for a second and stared blankly back at her. Then she pointed at the group of girls and said to me, "My friend too?
Then it hit me. I was at a Go Go bar with half naked girls all around me, with 7000 baht left in my wallet. Not sitting behind a keyboard wishing, whining, or wailing about other people that I haven't have a clue to who the fuck they are. Oh well, I ended up ordering a round of tequilas for all of us, barfining her, and then took her back to my room and fucked the "I don't care about Monkeypaw's silly woes" attitude out her. So after getting sucked, fucked, and drained of all my stress, my mind finally cleared up. And I figured out the kindest thing to do. Motivated by the Hollywood Films Awards coming up November 4, Monkeypaw has decided to just hand out gifts in the form of awards and honors to all those that commented on the Kazakhstan girls. How many words and how much of time in your day have you dedicated to Monkeypaw lately. And of course I've been selfish and not given back. Shame on me. Since many of you have devoted so much effort in responding to my reports that have little to do with you, I thought it would be the kindest thing to do by giving you some Monkey love and a bit of recognition. Soon to come, Part 2, the first ever Monkeypaw Awards Ceremony, with a tribute to My Teddy Bear. Stay tuned.
P.S. Paragraphs does make it easier to read, got it! Now hopefully it makes it easier for some to learn to read between the lines.
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[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241422]The more crazy the lie, just shows too much imagination taking over and not plausible in the slightest. MP does demonstrate a very active imagination, and now proves he is a habitual liar, not at all like myself. I lack the imagination to make up stuff, and really just can't be bothered. Hardly ever lie to hookers, takes too much effort to remember all the exact thinks already said and maintain a consistent story.
One wonders if these girls in the Hotel really existed or not. Just a little bit too pretty for me to accept it as true. I never saw any "Russians" (Kazaks or Romanian or whatever) so good looking in Bangkok but perhaps was in the wrong place. Hookers staying in that Hotel? Seems unlikely. More likely lurking there but having no room as well. Maybe he fucked some girl but switched pics to make them look better than what they were. Who would trust this guy, who has a lot of trouble seeing reality distinct from his imagination? LOL We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.
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[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241547]I meant his pics need to have girl somewhat unclothed holding the teddy bear to be more convincing, and not doctored pics. I guess I don't have expertise to tell.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=EihTooms;2241470]First of all, Angeles City in the Philippines ain't Thailand. It is a snap to find plenty of horny, less mercenary bargirls in the Philippines willing to practically give away real sex for almost nothing in return compared with Thailand.
And while I am happy Gunners1 was directed to one by MP, that doesn't say anything about how difficult it would have been for him to score what he scored with the lady, with or without MP pointing to her.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=EihTooms;2241387]Aside from how well it was said, do you really agree that is what we are all striving for in this hobby?
Meanwhile, I see MP is still passively begging for the rest of us, particularly the experienced mongers, punters and seniors, to please give him specific details for exactly who, where and how to find P4P girls who might finally give him some real sex in the room instead of meaningless arm candy on the walk TO the room while, as if this writing, I don't recall reading one Field Report where another member followed MP's specific and detailed info on name, location, badge number, Thermae hiding place or whatever that resulted in any real sex worth reporting. Strange, don't you think?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mogwai;2241510]Maybe not in this particular post. But he has for sure made up a lot of BS in other posts.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mogwai;2241514]It wouldn't prove anything. Maybe he likes his teddy bear so much that he's holding her (him?) in his arms while masturbating LOL.[/QUOTE]Three blind mice.
I am truly amazed at the lengths men will go to try and preserve their own ideas of reality. Or is it because of hatred and jealousy? Or is it a clinical condition? Guess I will never know.
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[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241777]Three blind mice.
I am truly amazed at the lengths men will go to try and preserve their own ideas of reality. Or is it because of hatred and jealousy? Or is it a clinical condition? Guess I will never know.[/QUOTE]I doubt I come across as agitated in any way. Pretty relaxed about everything really.
I don't know what fabulous girls MP is getting, and hardly care. Obviously flamboyant and conveys having a fantastic time. We all find our own if we can. As a technical person, I like dealing with facts and evidence, not so much assumptions. I don't care if a post is 100% true or not (just does not matter), just don't want to swallow everything hook, line and sinker, due to the literary license used. Detailed Escort Reviews.
I like posts that contain data that could be useful in some way, sometimes entertaining ones like a recent Nyezhov post (funny ones are so few). Is the girl good, in what way, where can she be found type posts, or where to find other very useful things, be it the best rate money exchange, best condoms, possible STDs, or whatever. Posts that give a fair impression of the style of a venue.
As a monger I feel I am almost retired, going in search of fuck so rarely now. I don't suffer from the monger psychological problem "fear of missing out" that drives some guys to have to try as much as possible. Even my sex addiction has declined a lot, so that I don't just have to get a fuck.
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Bring back the comedians
Some years ago there were a few posters on the Thai threads that really were funny and entertaining in general. Wish I could remember their handles. Shanghai Nemo on SH thread cracks me up.
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[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2241512]I don't agree with everything MP says. I quoted the entire post for your benefit so you in particular could read it!
I think I have posted enough here for guys to know I don't hobby or post reviews the same way MP does. I do respect that he will hobby and post the way he wants just like you or I will hobby and post how we want. We're all experienced enough to know what works for us and keeps us motivated to hobby.[/QUOTE]I thought that was why you did it, BB. Appreciate the gesture. Especially since it was a post chock full of classic MP "tells".
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[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241777]Three blind mice.
I am truly amazed at the lengths men will go to try and preserve their own ideas of reality. Or is it because of hatred and jealousy? Or is it a clinical condition? Guess I will never know.[/QUOTE]LOL. Understand and appreciate the sentiment. But even you must realize how ironic and wasted such a defense is for MonkeyPaw, of all people.
Does any other poster go to as great a length to preserve his own ideas of reality and go blind to the slightest challenge to it than MonkeyPaw? He is the only poster here who not only puts anyone who poses a credible challenge to some of the likely hogwash in his posts on Ignore, but WARNED us in advance he would do it (presumably as a pre-emptive strike to somehow impose self-censorship on us. LOL) and regularly implores others NOT to believe any posts that challenge his likely hogwash that might slip through.
The guy is so terrified someone might call him out on his potential bs and shatter his carefully preserved idea of reality, he not only chooses to go blind to it, he hopes everyone else will go blind to it as well, even to the point of imploring them to do so. Btw, you seem to be cooperating over and above the call of duty with his bizarre efforts quite nicely.
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Has to be a true story
[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2241640]But she sat quietly, with her eyes wide, listening patiently to me, at the same time her right hand was gripping and then slowly stroking my inner left thigh. After a few minutes of me talking, I think she was finally understanding the words coming from my mouth and somehow this connection on an intellectual level was being made. And when I concluded and wanted her advice on what to do, I finally asked her "You know what I'm saying?" Her response was priceless. She looked at me with those big eyes, smiled, kiss me on my cheek and said, "Can I have another drink?" I was stunned for a second and stared blankly back at her. Then she pointed at the group of girls and said to me, "My friend too?[/QUOTE]What a funny story! Has happened to me too.
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[QUOTE=Beijing4987;2241848]Some years ago there were a few posters on the Thai threads that really were funny and entertaining in general. Wish I could remember their handles. Shanghai Nemo on SH thread cracks me up.[/QUOTE]The funniest Guy in my memory in the Thai threads was Nick Frenchy, but funny parts were usually related to the clash between Thai and Western culture, expectations, and standards, the mystification about all things Thai despite being here a long time. His stuff was very amusing without having to stoop to pathetic Sarcasm / irony very much, which is the method of choice of persons that are basically not funny at all. Subtle humour can be the funniest, with just a little slapstick.
You can read his old posts after a search, and some are quite entertaining. Not keen where he reports what some other idiot wrote on another forum but his own experiences are a good read.
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[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241777]Three blind mice.[/QUOTE]Blind people often 'see' more than people who are not blind.
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Yes and. Frenchy
[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241905]The funniest Guy in my memory in the Thai threads was Nick Frenchy, but funny parts were usually related to the clash between Thai and Western culture, expectations, and standards, the mystification about all things Thai despite being here a long time. His stuff was very amusing without having to stoop to pathetic Sarcasm / irony very much, which is the method of choice of persons that are basically not funny at all. Subtle humour can be the funniest, with just a little slapstick.
You can read his old posts after a search, and some are quite entertaining. Not keen where he reports what some other idiot wrote on another forum but his own experiences are a good read.[/QUOTE]Thanks for remembering his handle! Will look him up.
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Three Blind Mice. Part 2
I deliberately waited a couple of days to return to this thread, as I was certain the blind mice would come for the cheese. LOL. And they do prove my points made in my earlier post. And a couple of new ones to add here. This is great entertainment. Newly observed side effects of blindness:
1. Fragile egos.
2. Diminishing of other senses.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241808]I doubt I come across as agitated in any way. Pretty relaxed about everything really.
I don't know what fabulous girls MP is getting, and hardly care. Obviously flamboyant and conveys having a fantastic time. We all find our own if we can. As a technical person, I like dealing with facts and evidence, not so much assumptions. I don't care if a post is 100% true or not (just does not matter), just don't want to swallow everything hook, line and sinker, due to the literary license used. Detailed Escort Reviews.
I like posts that contain data that could be useful in some way, sometimes entertaining ones like a recent Nyezhov post (funny ones are so few). Is the girl good, in what way, where can she be found type posts, or where to find other very useful things, be it the best rate money exchange, best condoms, possible STDs, or whatever. Posts that give a fair impression of the style of a venue.[/QUOTE]Sure, there is not as much "agitation" as the other two illustrious BMs included here. However, when one is oblivious to one's own actions and its impact around themselves, it is a different level of blindness. No?
About data and facts and other mundane stuff. MP's posts contain as much data as you would care to find on these threads. Bars, their layouts (whether there is a tub or not), names and numbers of girls, their pictures (taken with their consent), vivid descriptions of the experience, etc. Can't say the same for some other posts that you enjoy. Ones that roll over, sneak up to, amble, ramble, waddle and pound. Sure, there are plenty of facts and data in those posts. Dates with cute 20 year olds and random girls off the internet! The mind boggles.
[QUOTE=EihTooms;2241860]LOL. Understand and appreciate the sentiment. But even you must realize how ironic and wasted such a defense is for MonkeyPaw, of all people.
Does any other poster go to as great a length to preserve his own ideas of reality and go blind to the slightest challenge to it than MonkeyPaw? He is the only poster here who not only puts anyone who poses a credible challenge to some of the likely hogwash in his posts on Ignore, but WARNED us in advance he would do it (presumably as a pre-emptive strike to somehow impose self-censorship on us. LOL) and regularly implores others NOT to believe any posts that challenge his likely hogwash that might slip through.
The guy is so terrified someone might call him out on his potential bs and shatter his carefully preserved idea of reality, he not only chooses to go blind to it, he hopes everyone else will go blind to it as well, even to the point of imploring them to do so. Btw, you seem to be cooperating over and above the call of duty with his bizarre efforts quite nicely.[/QUOTE]Got to love this strategy. When cornered come out swinging big with the same moves that got you boxed in. Our learned friend here seems to know a lot about BMs putting other BMs on IGNORE lists. Does it ever occur that it could simply a way of cutting down on BS?
The only reason I am continuing this exchange is because it is extremely entertaining to watch blind mice respond to stimulus. Call me twisted if you like.
Not just this, there even a feeble misrepresentation (or perhaps it is just misinterpretation) of another BMs post in a vain attempt to garner support to their own ideas. Call it using a crutch or a cane. There is also dismissal of other BMs who support MP or those who have followed MPs intel and shared their experiences. If you are not with us, you are against us, eh? Sad.
[QUOTE=Mogwai;2241917]Blind people often 'see' more than people who are not blind.[/QUOTE]Nice try. Perhaps a result of binge watching Daredevil on Netflix?
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[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2241025]It's a jungle out there and it's all about ego and competition for the best looking pussy to some. Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment. [/QUOTE]I love this point. This is like opening a bag of chips and eating it inside a church. Everyone around will crinkle up their noses and look at you in disgust, but deep down every single one wants some of those chips.
Now I might get some lame comments about how one does not even like to eat chips or how another does not go to church as he follows a different faith or how they are deaf and hence cannot hear the bag of chips being opened or some other random reason. But I am sure you get the picture?! LMAO.
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Need more evidence?
[QUOTE=EihTooms;2242013]Not sure I have seen more than 2 girls in the whole city, including non pros working in the malls, that I'd leave my room 10 minutes earlier for in hopes that this will be my lucky day to catch her before the mad rush and be graced with her company for an hour, regardless of the money.[/QUOTE]The heart cries out. Blindness can truly be debilitating.
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[QUOTE=Beijing4987;2241991]Thanks for remembering his handle! Will look him up.[/QUOTE]Actually was Nic Frenchy. No letter "K" now I think more clearly.