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Master Monger,
Never buy a plane ticket for internal Colombia flight from the US. Go into any travel agency in Colombia, and you'll get the same plane ticket for about $60-$70. There's only a gringo to give you a gringo price, Colombians in general don't do that in Cali (with the exception of extremely isolated event).
Take care,
Freeze
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Guys,
Whats up! I dont post here as I post in the New York section as it it there that I live. Nontheless I am posting here now because I will be traveling to Colombia for a vaction on Oct. 8-17 and was wondering how can a typical young Puerto Rican kid from NYC get to mongering in another city let alone another part of the WORLD! Is it the same? Is it cheaper because of the Currency rates? What clubs are hot and how is life over in cali?
I will be staying at a friends house and am getting a ride here and there but assume i will be on foot patrol for most of my trip.
Can i get any tips, and also will I be on a milkbox back home or is it pretty safe?
Guys your love is apprecitated in advanced!
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Master Monger,
I congratulate you with your pick. The Calenas and the paisa girls are certainly Colombias finest AZZ you can have!!!!:-)
Just go to a local travel agency (I do hope you speak spanish...lol) and book an inland ticket with Avianca or Aerospeciale and you will do just fine.
There is NO need to pay 250 bucks......My guess would be arround 70 bucks (one trip) Cali-Medellin. If you are in low season you even can book monday morning and fly monday afternoon..! No problema. December-January, July-August and semana santa (Easter) are HIGH SEASON.......!
Also watch out for local banc holidays.....which are MANY in Colombia.
In Cali are many salsa schools...were you even can have a GFE.....or maybe better??
GO to these schools and you will get LAID for sure......!! That is if you are out for NON-PRO action;-)
Have fun and enjoy the women AND the food;-)
Johan
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Just got back from Cali. For the most part it was all of the usual suspects in all the usual places. I did find one new place Bar Escoces Cra. 1a No. 1-47 Oeste 893-3456. Very nice set up, around 20 girls most in their mid 20's to early 30's. $40,000 house fee and whatever deal you make with the ladies.
Again I stayed at the Hostel San Fernando. www.calihotel.com. I can't say enough about the hospitality of the owner Rigo. He goes out of his way to make sure his guests have a good time and it feels more like you're staying with a friend than at a hotel. Especially if you don't know the city it is a great place to stay.
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Hey Fellow Mongers,
Well I am in Cali, and so far I am a little sad because I went to Kaliente last night and I got a very hot girl (I have lots of pictures) I took her back to my room in San Fernando Hostal and she was horrible.
I asked her in spanish if kissing was ok, if slow and romantic was ok, if MAMAR SIN CONDON was ok and she said yes to everything before. When we got to my place it was a different story altogether. She was horrible and I had paid for three hours and after one time she said no more :-(. So I recorded her saying that with my Camera / Digital recorder and threatened to tell her boss.
That is when she got really nasty and got dressed and went to the front gate and rang the bell alot waking up poor Rigo. When Rigo came out I told him to first listen to my recording and what had happened. When he went to talk to the girl she LIED, LIED, LIED, and said some bullshit that I was rough and started to fake cry. Rigo changed his tune to her side because I think he was a little afraid and he told me I should just forget about it because, QUOTE "People get killed around here in a minute."
Guys I am a really nice, honest guy and I have had 2 girls come out of the Del Rey in Costa Rica with me for free, as well as they all know I am a sweet guy, in fact on two other occasions girls would not take my money when we were finished from the Del Rey. This girl was bullshit and I need some pep talks from you guys to make me feel better about Cali.
Also anyone who wants to hook up here in Cali please send me a PM.
Thanks Guys,
Travieso
P.S. Where is the GOOD cheap food? And anyone know of a Furnished Apartment for rent?
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Fuck,
Thats the LAST thing I wanted to hear Master. As I can testify Master is a COOL guy, SO im just you just got "screwed" by the chica. Anyone, that has any experience with hobbying knows bullshit like that happens ALL to often. But in the end what can you do?? There are PLENTY chicas to go around in Cali. Anyhow, keep us updated. As I told you when you were in Panama I am real interested to see how you like Cali (once its over)
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Master Monger, I wasn't there and don't know what happened. But I have known Rigo for a while now, and have seen him in various situations, and I have never seen him be scared.
I think that what Rigo was trying to tell you is that it wasn't worth the time, effort and risk to push the issue farther.
Ultimately what could you hope for, a complete or partial refund of your $180-200,000 pesos. How much trouble and effort would it take, and, if the bosses believe the girls story, then what? No matter how safe you might feel in a particular part of Cali, remember that ultimately life is cheap in Colombia and their version of law and order is not what you are used to.
Ultimately, shit happens move on and enjoy the rest of your trip. Don't let one bad girl or one bad experience form your opinion of an entire city. Let it go and experience and enjoy Cali.
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Sorry to hear that Master Monger, but it's not worth the hassle. I was in Cali and had a similar exp, and you're NOT going to get a refund, I certainly didn't. I guess, that the risk we take when we pay upfront. On top of that, the chica STOLE my camera(i only found out AFTER she left my room). Anyway, just chalk it up to cost of learning the ropes. From now on I would be VERY cautious about paying up front no matter WHAT the girl or the manager/pimp said, especially when you take them off site.
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Hey All
Just got back from Cali. I had a great time and a special thanks to the folks at Hostal San Fernando.
Here is a list of some places I went to (YMMV):
1. Cra. 23 #9e-91 Barrio Bretena, 80k per hour to take out, 50k if in-house. The gals at this place were all between 20-30 years old. Most were Fat and not very attractive. They had about 10 gals.
2. Dream Girls (that's the name on the card), Cra 44 #5B 79 Barrio Tequendama. They charge $40k per hour. I went there on a Monday and they only had one gal. According to the manager they usually have about 10 gals but, for some reason they only had 1 that night.
3. Cra.28 #6-37, They had about 15 gals all naked. They have two pool tables and a few chairs. they charge $25k per hour.
4. Cra. 30A #7-73 Barrio El Cedro, they had about 10-12 gals all over 25 yrs old. they charge 40k per hour or 30k per half, 20k for 15min., all prices are for on site services. I did not ask about take-out.
5. Cra 50 #10-31 Barrio Villa Depal, they have about 15+ gals all about mid to late 20's and a few early 30's, not my thing, but they charge 40k per hour and 30k per half.
6. Cra 40 #9-14, they had 12 gals all of various ages (8 ugly, 3 normal, and 1 hot). They charge 40k per hour for in-house services.
7. Crystal Club Calle 13 #72-25, they have about 30-35 gals most are in their late 20's early 30s. Sorry, I did not get prices.
8. Amores Club, 3a. Norte No. 47CN-12, open 7 days a week services range from 20k to 60k depending on services and time requested. The night i went there they only had about 8 gals all between 20-25 years old. Feel free to visit this fine establishment.
Ofcourse, I also went to some old favorites (Flores Frescas, Kaliente, ect). But I was shocked when old Evelyn and some other gal I had poked on a prior trip asked me and my pal for $200k per hour. The last time I was in Cali I paid only 100k for an hour (the hour starting upon entering my hotel room). Thus, it seems some recent tourist have been over paying. Thanks @#$%&*!!!!. Please use the board and try not to give these gals the impression that all gringos are idiots.
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MonsterMonger,
I've had good and not so good luck with Kaliente(Calle 25 #2 Bis-47, Barrio San Vicente) girls in the past. Some gals are just plain cunts. All you can do is move on. I had a gal from Kaliente on a prior trip do the same to me. When she said "no mas" I started to laugh and I thought...fn @#$%^&. What can you do. Unfortunately, Rigo is right about Cali. No amount is worth putting yourself at risk. Its been my xperience that most houses are controlled by local thugs thus, its best to either get the word out about the gal so others know not to use her services or to find a new location to spend your time and $$. Best of Luck and I hope your trip gets better.
***Look at some of my old posts on Cali for other locations.
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"Thus, it seems some recent tourist have been over paying. Thanks @#$%&*!!!!. Please use the board and try not to give these gals the impression that all gringos are idiots. "
This is EXACTLY why I am averse to sharing specific casa locations in Cali here. I constantly strive to find the proper balance between sharing freely (which is my nature/preference) and not enabling more sex tourists to ruin the place by acting like ugly.rich Americans.
YMMV is ALWAYS the rule, of course, and I believe that the savvy, bilingual, hobbyiest can still experience Cali like it was. Going back in a few weeks and will get out and about at least a couple times (going primarily to see 2 nonpros and to hang with a longtime cyberfriend who was kind enough to gift me a mileage award as a way of saying thanks for assistance rendered over the years.)
Mastermonger: IMHO, you erred in several respects. First, you chose based on looks rather than attitude/chemistry which is ALWAYS risky; Second, you paid for 3 hours upfront apparently-a rookie mistake if ever there was one )agree to pay ST rates then negotiate for LT AFTER you are sure she will perform as she promised in the club; Third, and most important, NEVER initiate a confrontation in Colombia. Like Rigo and the others told you, is $70 worth ending up in a ditch? Get vtough with CDolombians and you will lose EVERY time-you lket your machismo get the better of your good judgment. Plus she gave you one shot so it wasn't like she was a total ROB.
I also think she took you for a clueless tourist when you agreed to pay 200K for 3 hours (I have never paid 200K in Colombia even for STELLAR overnighters). You may be a "master" monger, but you acted like a Colombia novice. Cali is even more YMMV than most places, and it is NOT all about the $$$. If you charm them, in Spanish, and lead them to think you'll give them BFE (Colombianas are more prone to giving GFE than most nationalities but ONLY if they like you!).
This is not meant as a flame of MM, but rather a SUGGESTION FOR ALL that no matter how much a guy has mongered elsewhere, if you stroll around Cali waving your cock around like the Big Man on Campus somebody will humble you.
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Hey Sufer,
I will have to give MM a break on paying 150 for 3 hours at Kaliente. I have been there several times In the last year and a half, and I have never been able to get it any cheaper there either. If I remeber correctly its something like 100,000 an hour in house or for three hours out of the house its 150,000.
At first I thought it was just because I was a gringo, but I argued with the boss there for at least a good 45 minutes ( and my spanish is pretty good) but he kept saying the prices were fixed there. So then the next night a Colombian buddy of mine went in there by himself to see if he could get it cheaper but he was always quoted the same prices and said they wont negotiate.
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Poobah,
What is the name of the girl you posted a photo of 8/26? If its who I think it is, I have her photos too.
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Master Monger
The best advice has been given by the real "masters" Surfer and Rigo and Frijole.
Something I have learned that really works is to have chocolate and other candies at the apartment. And cold water in a bottle. The savvy girls are afraid of getting drugged.
At the point that she refused to do something you lost her, nothing to be done. If you go and complain to her pimp what do you expect will happen? I have to kiss tons of ass and negotiate many barriers before I get the girls to say, "You are not an asshole like so many are."
And sometimes I forget that I have to kiss her ass and be charming and I behave like an asshole with the girl. Invariably the girl walks away or gives me the shitiest sex possible.
It's amazing but women like to think that they are beautiful and worth loving. Who knew?
Ciao
Ferolga
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Dear Fellow Mongers,
First,
Let me just say, I have more game than Parker Brothers, I call my kiss, ¨The Moses Kiss¨ because when I give it to a girl her legs spread like the Red Sea.
In my defense, I talked with that girl the first night from Kaliente for 15 minutes in Spanish clarifying exactly what I wanted long before I left with her. I have never had a problem similar to this one because I talk alot. When I went to Kaliente I went with another guy from Hostal San Fernando when they quoted me 200,000 for three hours I told them they were crazy and I walked out because they wouldn´t come down on the price.
We then went to another place and I was quoted the same price. So I lied and said I could get it cheaper at Kaliente and they said then go to Kaliente, all of this in Spanish. So I went back to Kaliente and when I post the pictures of the girl you will know why. It was late at night, we had been to two places before Kaliente and the girl was hot, as well as me and my friend thought she really liked me. She was from the Kaliente in Pereira, Colombia and was only in Cali for a few days so I rushed it. Please don´t underestimate my skills, I have never met ANYONE who gets more free pussy than me.
Second,
Cali is AWESOME, so far on this trip I have been to Costa Rica (2 months), Nicaragu (10 Days), Panama (6 Days) and although Nicaragua is cheaper for everything including women, Cali is much more of a Mongering paradise for a Monger with game.
I have been in Cali four days now, the first day sucked because I got bad service, but now I know Cali is the best place I have been in Latin America. I have a kick ass apartment on the 8th floor of an incredible building including everthing, kinda like a hotel with maid and laundry for $600 a month with an awesome view, hot water, ac, and completely furnished with two full bathrooms and free phone calls.
I also am on my second free girlfriend in 4 days with the one I am with now being a very hot girl the Saint was with when he was in Cali. Here is his pic because I have to wait to get back to the States to download all of mine. Anyone who wants to go out sometime PM me. She is living with me and is free, free, free, she has never asked for gifts either, but she does like to have sex about 5 times a day.
Via La Cali,
Ciao,
Travieso
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Yo Master, way to go with Nicole, she's such a hottie... smokes a little to much for my taste, but I love spinners and her body is rockstar, and she's fun to party with, and she's a sweetie when she wants to be.
I hear she's not Kaliente any longer, but is now working at a different house, care to share which one?
I love Cali too, I'll look you up next time I'm in town.