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[QUOTE=Country John]Everyone who reads the board(s) knows about corruption in TJPD. It should come as no surprise to anyone that you could be stopped and shaken down. Even pedestrians crossing back encounter problems.
It is illegal to drive while intoxicated in Mexico. It's also illegal to do so in the USA. It's illegal to drive without wearing a seatbelt or while talking on your cel phone in TJ.
When you break the law in Mexico, you are turning control over to the cop who stops you. He has the power to decide if your stop will be a short one or a long one. His decision will be determined by how much exposure you give him.
Are you drinking? BOINK! Do you have an open container in the car? BOINK!
D you have illegal drugs? BOINK! Your paperwork is not in order? BOINK!
You see, it all depends on your situation when you are stopped.
Now the cop can follow the "letter of the law" and have your vehicle towed and impounded, you can spend the night in the tank etc. etc. If you have a weapon (gun) or even ammo, you go directly to federal prison. For a long long time.
IN exchange for the officer giving you special consideration (given the situation you are in) you can provide the officer with special consideration in the form of cash that suppliments his very low income. The alternatives are not attractive at all considering the cost of the tow, storage, impound fees etc.
In Mexico, for a small sum (usuall between $20 and $100) you can walk from what otherwise would be a very difficult situation. I guaranfuckingtee you that you would not walk if you were stopped Stateside. Costs to fix a problem like this could reach into the thousands.
So do yourself a favor. Understand what you are dealing with. If you are driving while intoxicated then that's a dangerous situation and the cop has the right to deprive you of your freedom if he wants to. You should be grateful that you paid the fine on the street. Depending on your level of assholeness, the fine could be much much more.
I drive in Mexico a LOT. I had one problem with my other car (I keep an extra car in TJ for the low profile) with no plates, no registration, my girlfriend was driving, she has no license, we were both drinking etc but when we were grabbed by the cops, we treated them with respect and paid $18.25 in cash to the cop who then let us go.
I had $300.00 in the car but told him it was all I had.
When in your vehicle, keep $40 in your pocket and stash the rest. Tell the cop it's all you have because you spent all your money on the girls. They'll understand that. That's over $400 pesos, probably half a weeks pay. They'll take it.
If you are a class "A" asshole, then you'll get hit a bit harder including a police escort to the ATM machine.
Call it what you will. We flash and bling all over the place in TJ. Mexicans think we have the money so what's the problem? Keep a few bucks for morditas. And remember that when you're handing a few bucks over to the cops because YOU got busted for no seat belt, drunk driving, drugs or open container you are getting of a lot easier than you would if you pulled that shit Stateside.
I'm not defending the corruption of TJPD, I am merely giving you a bit more insight so you might handle yourself differently next time out.
Telling a TJ cop that you had only one beer while in TJ is foolish. Right off the bat he knows you are lying to him so then he is thinking "what else is this estupido gringo lying about?"
Tell him the truth. "Yeah officer, I had about 8 beers earlier in the day so I had to wait several hours before driving home, that's why I am here so late." Now THAT is more like it. And as long as you are not visibly intoxicated and able to handle yourself you should be OK.
Don't expect any cop (TJ or Stateside) to go easy if you are falling down drunk and driving a 4000 pound vehicle on their city streets.
"Common sense" should be self evident. Everyone lies to the cops. "What were you doing in the Zona?" Ans: "I was having some beer with some friends."
REal answer: "I was having sex with girls." Now you could say that you were "Chasing the girls." The bottom line is don't look like a bullshitter. These guys might be corrupt but they are not stupid. Don't give them a reason to dig deeper, toss your vehicle or give you a hard time because you are insulting their intelligence by insisting that you had only ONE fucking beer in Tijuana Mexico. 'Cmon.
Be Safe And Be Nice
Country John[/QUOTE]
Fond memories made.... Signed, The Newbie
I wrote this on another site but since I frequent both, here's a copy
Wednesday, August 2 trip.
On business in San Diego for a day caused me to plan properly and pad the trip by a day and night to indulge in some basic hedonism. I've been going to TJ for over 15 years, although not with any regularity such as some of the studs list here.
I hit the border midnight Tuesday, scored my cialis, and ventured to the alley by HK. Priorities in order were: beer, tequila shot then the SG for the first bang. Got to get the skunk off. However, this was not to be. during my walk heading down the alley I saw a cutie (no name guys sorry, not memorable enough to mention) I got away with spending 35 total. summarizing - upsell, upsell... So I just conceded for a substandard cbj and then did the doggie pound with emphasis on the pounding, till I was done. #1 out of the way, and priorities already screwed up.
On to beer and tequila... Had some beers, couple shots, feeling good. I ventured around aimlessly - HK, Adelitas, Rio Rosas. Got to comment on the last one. I had never spent any time here, but read a bit about it recently and wanted to make it one of my stops. I have to tell you, my experience was good. I got a couple of cheap beers and this 5 girl came over to me at the bar. She pushed at first to go where it was dark, but I was content to hang at the bar. She proceeded to get one drink on me and massage my neck, my head (the cranial one) my back, my shoulders, my arms and hands, for like 20 minutes. All the while talking extremely dirty in my ear about all the things she wanted me to do to her. Again this was out of my agenda, but actually enjoyed it alot. Feeling refreshed I realized it was time for the trophy girl.
Based on the clubs I entered during the wee hours, AB was the target. I went there and took my time, watching the girls go up, and then come down in 15 minutes. Nope. You all know that if you hang out long enough, you start to see the ones with spark and playfulness. So I narrowed it down to 3 of them. I choose Marianna. Before I go on - I know this was her name, BUT I did a search on her and find nothing. I believe she was from Mexico City or Guadalajara, however the reports on the one from Guadalajara are nothing like her so - go figure. Anyway - She was in her 30's 5'4 BIG rack, tight waist, nice toned body, slightly thick thighs for me, but then I like the 100 pounders. Long brown hair. This was a good score, we got to the room and she was the one to slow things down, I like that. gave me a good cbj to start and then I took her through the positions. She did some great faking, I was buzzed and gave in to it like a good movie. I finished mish and she came right at the same time - it was magic (I'm joking) .... Uh, yeah right, well it was a nice effort from her and I appreciated it anyway. I enjoyed it and would repeat with her. Damage 74$ and pop #2 out of the way.
Another hour till daylight and I wanted food. Sustenance, now! I ate some tacos at the place next to AB, was decent. I ventured back to HK, the alley, and walked around a bit. Nothing seemed fun at that moment - you know that feeling? selection is poor, you just finished, not ready for a third, don't want to keep drinking cause of the boredom, daylight is coming, etc... ??? So I paid the 35 bucks for a room so I could sleep for a few hours. fast forward to 8:00 am...
Low on cash, I decide I'll taxi to the border and go to the car, get cash and return, bad idea, border line is long, so I order the taxi to return me to the zona so I can wait for the line to be more manageable. I go to the only bar open - I'm sorry maybe somebody can help me with the name - la carache? middle of the street on the HK side? anyway, I had about 60 $ left so I conceded to the 2 for drinks and watch the mexicans get drunk first thing in the morning. This whole experience here at this place at this hour was so surreal. I got to know the waiters, one in particular - Eddie, I would get bored at the bar and stand in the entrance to people watch. I ended up getting pulled into a small soccer exhibition with a cop, a local and one of the door guys. The street was so empty we just kicked the ball around and passed it back and forth. I tried of this and went back in to drink.
Flash forward 20 minutes - So I'm upstairs in their single room getting a bbbj from a girl that I gave 8 bucks. I blew it all over her face and in her mouth, was just so raunchy. I came out of the room to have the drunks in the bar cheering me... Pop #3 done
Cialis is really doing the job... muy bien! Being low on cash I head to the border and to the car for a refill. this whole process cost me like 3 hours before I was drinking a beer and stuffing singles in a gstring at HK. I spent some time there watching Miranda from TJ. VERY HOT 23 yr old, hair past her shoulders, 5'5 (approx) 100 lbs, small fake rack, big nipples. She would disappear for periods of time and then come back. I tipped a waiter and told him that he needed to set us up. He did - I'll get back to that.
While there, i met a gringo dude - one of you??? come on fess up. Anyway we had a blast on the second level. We played the gambling dice game for a couple hours with the waiters as they would come by for a dollar per round. I think we got the better of them. It was fun and if this was one of you guys, let me know, meet you there anytime!
Back to Miranda - I took her up to cascades and WOW. She says that she had only been there a week. Whatever, maybe, do I care? She got naked and gave me a long bbbj before the cover. she let me do any position I wanted, I asked her how she liked it and she said hard... I had to oblige, twas my duty! Anyway, I was having a hard time finishing and so I directed her to hj, she began but you know the rule, if you want something done right.... I asked her to lick my boys which she did happily and quite well. I blew it hard and we showered together before the knock.
Boys - I saved the best for last - She was AWESOME. Pop #4 achieved.
All in all was a good way to spend the night and day. I got over the border, had dinner and to my hotel by 6:00 showered and off to sleep.
Sorry if that was too long but had to be specific, I normally don't write these.
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