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Yah, I agree on the Harbour bars -- I couldn't find them either. I don't know where I originally read someone descriobing them (here, in the archives, or on some old post on *************.com). Dunno. I fucking WALKED around that whole section of Montevideo looking for them -- then took a cab and looked for them -- and couldn't find shit.
Don't waste your time. Goto to the clubs I talked about in the archive section.
JW
P.S. A suco drink is a fresh-"juice" drink.
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But better yet:
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MENTEVIDEO OF YOU WANT GOOD SEX.
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Spent a couple days in Montevideo. Bottom Line: do not go there looking for sex. If you happen to be there for some other reason, then good luck. The boate scene is pretty poor. Maybe it would be better to try a massage parlor or classified ads.
The sex bar scene is pretty bad. Went to a place called Baires (which is supposedly a good place) and was not impressed with the girls. Fat and ugly and very pushy in wanting drinks. I left without picking up a girl because it was just disappointing (and I knew I was going to Brazil after Uruguay). Boy do I love Brazilian garotas.
There are some other places that are worse. They seem to try to make money off the sailors that come into town.
All in all, a pretty disappointing scene. Not recommended as a hobby destination.
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Montevideo was sad and abandoned, the summer moves all the action to Punta del este, as Iīve been told. My friend Veronica (see below) lost her cellular and has no way to find her in advance.
If you are in Montevideo for other reason try to find her in Whiskeria Bahia, beginning at 10 pm. (Javier Barrios Amorin, corner with Colonia). Ask for "Debora" , buy her one drink and treat her kind. Price: around USD20 for more than an hour. No other good options.
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Guys, I agree on the fact that Montevideo is not the top of the paradises (and the current economic crisis does not help to show it under a brighter light), but I can share a not-so-bad/better-than-nothing experience I had there, although it dates back to July 2002.
Try the bar Pikaro's, located at walking distance from Radisson Hotel, in an upscale district of the town. The bar offered a variety of shows, ranging from cabaret to lap dance, to sex live (a fat male animal fucking hard a tapered dancer ...). Although there were several ladies working there, you could sit at the bar and have your drink in peace, no least compulsion to offer them a drink. Prices were simply ridicolous. If you liked a girl, of course she was supposed to be available to join you. The one I picked was something impressive. She was very young, 19 she said, could have been true. Her name was Carolina. We named her La Colegiala after her show. The show was divided into 2 parts: she began dancing La Colegiala dressed and acting like an innocent baby schoolgirl, and in the course of the show she progressively changed into a sexy and fatal lap dancer, getting rid of her colegiala-like socks, skirt etc and giving everybody a perfect insight of her young and slim body. Since her face looked very cute and sweet, the overall effect was terrific IMHO. And since after her show nobody took care of her, I invited her to join me at my table. My Spanish skills helped a lot. This combination of sweet and sexy was something unusual that was worth my time - and my mates fully agreed on this!. She would go out with me although, since she was on duty, I would have to pay. But I was with business partners and decided not to leave, so I don't know how much I was supposed to pay to get that sweet&sexy beauty available for the rest of the night, but I would be surprised if it were more than 50$. Definitely a lost occasion, I shouldn't be so fair on my mates after 2am :-(. She gave me her mobile nr. which is 095-371971, but the next day I had to leave and who knows when I'll be able to be there again :-((
I would recommend her to everybody looking for a similar kind of combination of sweet and sexy ... that's my best memory of Montevideo. If anybody happens to try that bar or even that lady, pls post yr experience! Curious to know what I gave up after all ...
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"Star Bene" in Montevideo (MVD)
There is some hope in MVD if you like comfortable houses. The place I found through a friendly taxi driver is called "Star Bene" and is located on Ramón Fernandez 285 (Continuation of Ellauri street). Tel 710-2368. Ask any taxi driver in MVD to take you to the Sheraton hotel next to the Shopping Center Punta Carretas. With the Sheraton and the shopping center in your back, walk uphill away from the ocean until you hit the intersection of Ellauri/Ramón Fernandez = same street. Go left, walk 1 block, cross the street Garcia Cortinas and then you will see on the street Ramon Fernandez on your right hand side a house sitting a little back with a white awning with Star Bene written on it. They are open Mon, Tue, Wdn and Sat from 1 pm to 11 pm and Thr and Fri from 1 pm to midnight. Closed on Sundays. Most girls will show up for work after 3 or 3:30 pm. After ringing the doorbell, a normal dressed woman will lead you in and always ask you in Spanish, have you been here before. Just say yes and take a seat on the sofa or big chairs to your left. You think you are in the wrong place because all you see are 2-3 old big barber chairs and a small bar. The woman will offer you a drink and slowly 2 or 3 girls will show up. They are normal dressed and will just sit down and talk to you, most of it in Spanish, which I could understand ok.
None of them was a real knock-out just some young 20-26 year old girls working in the afternoon or early evening. The last time I have been there (1 US $ ~ 27 pesos) the prices were as follows: The box (a small room, no bed, just a massage table) 600 pesos (US $ 22.00), a room (with a big bed) 900 pesos (US $ 33) and the Jacuzzi room 1200 pesos (US $ 44). The girls like the room best because their cut is as follows: box 600 = 300 for the house and 300 for the girl, room 900 = 500 house and 400 for the girl, and Jacuzzi room 1200 = 800 house and 400 for the girl. So they will get the same from the regular room as they get from the Jacuzzi room, except they have to clean the Jacuzzi room themselves afterwards, and getting the room ready is faster.
After talking to 3 girls I decided to ask Rosana, a small girl about 22 years old with long dark hair to go to the room with me. She showed me the way to a changing room, gave me a key to a locker and I took a shower, with my cloth and money safely locked away. In the locker were flip-flop sandals, a towel and white bathrobe. The 3 shower stalls were clean, next to a big wooden sauna. She disappeared and after I was done she lead the way upstairs and we got into the room. She did not ask for the money, began undressing me and reached nicely with her two hands under my bathrobe and we began foreplay. We undressed her and her BBBJ was ok, but nothing special. We had a nice relaxing session, nothing extra ordinary. The whole time I felt comfortable, safe and clean. She did not watch the clock and I think said at the beginning the time is for around 1 hour. We were done a little before that. I had taken my money from the locker, before I left and paid her the 900 pesos plus gave her a 600 pesos tip, which she initially refused and said this is too much. She also gave me her cell phone number and told me to call next time when I was coming back to MVD. All in all nothing special, but a safe place to screw around with a friendly girl, without the hassle of smelly bars and buying drinks for girls, which they only get a fraction of the money. I personally prefer these places and I am sure you can get things done with only a little English.
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Waiting to leave Montevideo late in the evening by bus, I wanted to kill some time by visiting the bar Pikaro's, which was located within walking distance from my hotel, the Radisson. I found Pikaro's to be an oddity with rather strange shows on offer. The ladies working by the bar tried to make conversation but were not overly aggressive.
As I sat watching a the show I made eye contact with the dancer who proceeded to dance for me on an exclusive basis. There were not that many people at the bar at that time as it was still not too late, so I was not embarrassed by the extra attention.
When her dance act was over, the girl, who was about 19, and had a hot body and an attractive smile proceed to sit next to me by the bar. I offered her a drink and as our conversation progressed she offered to accompany her my hotel. However I explained that I would have to leave town late in the evening and therefore could not accept her offer to which she said she could still offer me a quick blow job. I told her that I no longer had a hotel room but she told me that if I wanted to release my load, to wait for her outside Pikaro's, down a street corner. She also told me that by doing it this way I could avoid the bar fine (apparently there is a bar fine to take a girl out of Pukaro's)
So I followed her instructions and waited for her on the street corner after discreetly exiting the bar and about five minutes later she met. She grabbed my hand and then ushered me into an alley from where I could see people walking the road. However, due to the narrowness of the alley, they were unable to see us. She then knelt down on here knees, unzipped my jeans, took my manhood into her mouth and gave me the most sloppiest blow job I had ever experienced. After about five minutes, I had her saliva running down both my legs and my jeans which were now at ankle height were being soaked with her salival juices. Just before I was about to come, she would stop slurping on the tip of my manhood by licking and sucking both of my hairy balls. Then I saw a group of three gorgeous girls walk by, and as I checked out there skin tight dresses, I came all over her mouth and face.
The price for this unexpected, and unroutine service, which I would highly recommend was about US$50. After this service, I was so exhausted that I could hardly walk back to the Radisson to get my luggage. I made it on time to catch the late bus out of Montevideo, but as I had not been able to take a shower after the blow job, my pants reeked of sperm. Nevertheless the young backpacker from Florida who sat next to me did not seem to mind as she wanted to know what I had done and seen in Montevideo. Of course, I told her about everything that I had done and seen in Montevideo except this experience at Pikaro's.
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Well, I have to say that my experiences here were cheaper, less weird and (probably) better.
All along the main drag from the Radisson, you will get handed little slips of paper with addresses of massage places. There is no massage! But for about $12 US you can get some pretty decent (always covered for everything, in my experience) full service.
There is no point in me giving you the addresses, as they only put a mook on the streets handing out the slips when they are open, so I might send you to a closed place. One of my 'friends' from one location offered my a TLN for $50. None of these ladies were stunning (go to Brazil or BA), but they we all young, cute and reasonably willing.
It's certainly not a 'destination', but it's not the armpit that the messages here seem to suggest!
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I was in MV earlier this year and while the massage places seem to have been closed, the Whiskerias are still open for business. The prices are low - $8 for the hotel room and 12- 15 for the girl there are few 8's or above, I found a cute 8 (would have been higher but I had to subtract a half point for bad teeth) BBBJ, no anal but offered "besos negros". Had a good time - as others have said the best looking ones go to BA. I had one Uruguayan there who went on to "Temptation Island" in Spanish - I would have failed that test - hey wait a minute maybe I did!
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I agree, Montevideo has a subtler combination of lower prices, educated girls and safety, that is not enough to justify a visit but makes mongering a pleasant activity. Whiskerias that can be worth the visit:
Pocitos ; First Class in Buxareo and 26 de marzo: prices to leave are about 35 dollars and you can get a TLN for a little more depending on your charm.
Downtown: Bahia: in Barrios Amorin corner Colonia: a few 7īs and an ocassional 8 for less than 30 dollars. Not so sexy as Argentinians or Brazilians, but with a more intimate feeling, itīs easy to get a GFE.
The best combination when you are short of time: stay at the Melia ($50) or Sheraton ($100), go shopping in nearby PuntaCarrtas, Golf in nearby National Golf Club ($40), and full shower, sauna and sex in nearby Star Bene (Ramon fernandez 1 block from the PC Mall) for $30. Some cuties depending on the day and time. I found Maria a 23 y.o with Brazilian-like curly hair, a real turn on for me.
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I visit Montevideo on business every year. In the past, I have gone to Baires and the neighboring bars. With the exception of Pykaros and Baires, the girls at the other clubs are not much to speak about. Pyrkaros is kind of annoying with some of the floor shows and the girls aren't as friendly IMHO as in Baires, but there are a couple of pushy ones in Baires. In both clubs, there are a number of black Brazilian girls who can't speak hardly a word of Spanish. Almost all the girls have kids. I wouldn't mind avoiding those clubs if there was a better place to go and pick up a nice, young girl to take back to the hotel for the night.
Any suggestions?
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I arrived yesterday to the city.
Montevideo looks like the most European city I saw in South America. Very convenient bus station, relax people and atmosphere, safe streets, I feel like Iīm in Europe.
Iīm staying in hotel Mediterraneo (Paragauy near Uruguay st.), average 3 stars hotel, cheap 14 US$ for a night, which is NOT CHICA FRIENDLY. No guests allowed in the room.
Very good site to hotels in Uruguay: [url]www.topuruguay.com[/url]
Prices of everything are a little more expensive than Argentina, but still quite cheap. The prices are similar to the prices of the more expensive restaurants/book shops/etc. in Argentina. I Donīt know about the proīs prices yet.
I was very tired from the 24 hours bus ride from Asuncion, so I wasnīt in a mood to do anything, but I decided to start checking the clubs anyway. Note that it was Saturday night, so it might be weaker than midweek nights.
I was in club Bahia, in Colonia y Amorin. Very dissapointing. There were only 6 girls there. 3 of them very ugly, 1 black girl who looked below average, and 2 ok looking young girls (no more than 6.5 though). There was a very boring strip show of the black girl. I donīt know about prices of the girls, but the drink price is ok, similar to the price in restaurants.
Although itīs sunday today, I hope to be luckier in the clubs at Soriano y Convencion. Right now, it looks to me that there is no comparison to the activity in Buenos Aires or Asuncion, but Iīm still optimist.
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Club Bicos:
In Sunday, like planned, I went to the night clubs in Soriano and Convencion (Actually itīs more San Jose and Convencion). I went to club "Bicos". There were about 5-6 girls, most of them young for a change. Now, I planned to sit at the bar, drinking and watching the girls before I decide what to do. However, the bartender had other plans to me - As soon as I got in, he ordered me to sit next to one specific girl. Iīm not used to be ordered where to sit and with whom to talk, but I sat next to her anyway. The club was dark and she looked ok. We talked for 2 minutes and then she asked me if I want to know the price. She asked for 800 pesos (about 30 U$S). I told her that the maximum Iīm ready to pay is 600 pesos (22 U$S), and she immediately agreed. I knew that the price for my drink is 30 pesos, and for her drink was 7 U$S, and I was ready to go. Then I found out that there is a bar fine to get her out, which conclude in 520 pesos, including all drinks (18 U$S). This was more than I planned to pay, so I said I donīt want to take the girl anymore. She immediately said to me, that she will reduce the price for her from 600 to 400 pesos. We agreed and left to the hotel.
Iīll try to make a summary for the experience:
Prices: Overall cost: 42 U$S.
my coca cola 30 pesos (1 U$S), her 180 (7 U$S). Bar fine included mine and her drinks, and costed 520 pesos (18 U$S). Girlīs price: 400 pesos (17 U$S, originaly 600 pesos). Taxi to hotel: 1 U$S.
Hotel: 150 pesos (6 U$S).
Atmosphere in club: Didnīt see any shows but I guess there are. Few men. Nice bartender and girls, english spoken. However, I couldnīt sit alone and enjoy, as the bartender and the girl were extremely pushy. I couldnīt choose my favorite girl, or even look at them, as the bar "decided" for me which girl Iīll take (I should have been tougher, but I simply didnīt expect this). No fiesta atmosphere like in Argentine clubs.
Quantity and quality of girls: about 6 girls, all quite young (20-30 y.o.). No super models, but no uglies either. Maybe two could get 7.5 if you are generous. Girls wear normal clothes.
My girl: 31 y.o. , with 3 children. I couldnīt see it in the club, but in the hotel, I discovered she is simply fat. She was nice though, and it was totaly GFE: french kisses and BBBJ. Sex was fine. After the sex, she begged me to come tomorrow as well. I tried to tell her Iīm not sure and that Iīll try, but she didnīt stop asking me to visit her again. Well, I promised her I will, but I wonīt.
Overall experience: 40 U$S is not too much (Although after the 5 U$S girls in Paraguay, it looks a lot for me...), and the sex was worth it. However, the pushy atmosphere in the club will make me avoid visiting this club in the future (And the future is only today, because tomorrow I leave this place). After this, Iīm not sure Iīll visit any club today!
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Monday was my last day in Montevideo, and I decided to chech the SWs scene, after the dissapointment from all other scenes...
First I went to Artigas st. , at about 23:00. Turns out it was too early, and there was nothing there. However, as time moved, there were more and more SWs. Too bad they were all TVs, and all ugly. I left before it got too late anf too dangerous (and itīs a very dangerous area to be in at night).
I went back to the centre, and then, expected me a nice surprise - Nice Sw`s for a change! In 18th July st., near the Plaza Cavanga, stood, in some street corners, young and nice looking girls, obviously waiting for clients. There weren`t any super models there, and all of them looked like amateurs. I was too tired and didn`t do anything, but if you are in Montevideo, I think you should check this out - better than pay too much for drinks at the clubs. Only 7-8 girls were there though.
Non pro girls: After the success I had in Paraguay, Urugauy was a disaster... The girls didn`t even look at me. From what I heard about the snobbish Argentinian girls before the devaluation of the Peso, I think the Uruguayan girls are just the same as the Argentinian were.
Also, I don`t know why but there are almost no beutiful girls (and I don`t say it as revenge because they didn`t want me...). I walked a lot in the streets, for 3 days, but didn`t see any 10`s. I saw only one 9`, maybe 6-7 that can get 8, and tha`ts it.
So, pro and non pro girls in Uruguay don`t worth a visit. Futbol is bad too. At least the food was good, and the city is quite pretty.
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Stopped by Pykaros for a girl. The first girl out was Anna. She is pretty in the face. When I got to the hotel I concluded that she was a bit fat for my taste. Kept her for an hour and sent her home. Cost about $40.
Picked another girl (forgot her name) a night later from the same club. She has a smoking body which I dearly indulged over four hours. Slept and had her some more in the morning. She has about four tattoos so it is hard not to see at the club. She blew me in the taxi, shower, on the hallway, and on the balcony. Gave her $100 for about 8 hours of fun. She was very nice and pleasant gal.
Pykaros management (the hefe - boss) has asked me to inform the members that if you mention the elephant show to the owner and tell them that you got it from WSG, then you get a discount round of beer! I negotiated that for WSG members. Remember no more donkey show at the club...But the elephant show is now ON! Secret words are elephant show!
Another place to pickup girls is at the Casino in the Radisson. Many working girls hang out there but some were fat or too old to the eyes. I tried to pickup a girl there but she was more interest in another guy than me, so I went away.
Cali