[QUOTE=Kuratla]Just basically, what is a polite and grammatically correct way of asking "Do you do anal sex?"[/QUOTE]For the average P4P bargirl, [i]"Boom boom toot, mai?"[/i] is probably about as grammatically correct as you will require.
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[QUOTE=Kuratla]Just basically, what is a polite and grammatically correct way of asking "Do you do anal sex?"[/QUOTE]For the average P4P bargirl, [i]"Boom boom toot, mai?"[/i] is probably about as grammatically correct as you will require.
[QUOTE=Kuratla]I want to know how to ask a TG if she does anal or not. I don't need to know the most formal and proper way... nor do I want to say it in a vulgar way (ie "Can I fuck you up the ass?").[/QUOTE]Thai Bar Girls: Best attenuated by several shots of tequila.
[?AnnLanders Emulation Server: Enter]When you are working out the deal, take her hand in yours, place on her lap, then ask what she will be giving you and for how much. She will ask you, "What you want?" Tell her, 'everything' = "aow tuk yahng". Then smile, take her hand, slide it around to her bum, and whisper, "aow tuk yahng, aow dtoot dooay", (I want everything, I want your bum too) and laugh with your eyes a little. Then say, (again with the smiling eyes sparkling) 'I like you too much, but I am a very very bad boy sometimes, you know?'
She will get the message, and she will laugh a little, and she just might say 'OK'. And, it won't be embarrassing at all. Many times, they are going to say NO, no way, but you can easily tell by her reaction (especially to the money involved) if indeed, 'no' MEANS 'yes'. And, then again sometimes, they will SAY 'OK, ok', but then won't really let you do it. TIT
The best way I have found is to take a girl once, then impress upon her that you really can't be happy without getting even just a little bit of 'backside', tell her she makes you crazy and you need it bad. Then, go take her again a couple of nights later and get her shitfaced and real hot. Presto, 99% of the time, you're in. (You are now her special customer, it's her duty to make you happy!) This particular method has been far more successful for me Kuratla. Simple requirements: Plenty of latex, a tube of "Play", and a healthy wealthy modicum of moxie. That's it. ;) [/AnnLanders Emulation]
Pic: Sister pull, the dynamic duo. Yes, they really are sisters, 18 & 19, unbelievably cute, and they made out with each other (and me) like crazy. You may surmise correctly from my reply and this pic what must have happened next that night.
Absolutely outstanding.
[QUOTE=Fon Tok]For the average P4P bargirl, [i]"Boom boom toot, mai?"[/i] is probably about as grammatically correct as you will require.[/QUOTE]More like "doot" than "toot".
Hello fellow mongers.
First of all I would like to inform you that this is my 3rd trip to Thailand my second to phuket staying for 18 days 11 in phuket and 7 in Bangkok everything is in order booked at salathai resort arrived with my friend last Sunday I have been mongering for the last 7 years I am 32 good looking and very decent person.
So we rest on Sunday and decided to hit some beer bars before going to pick up our night brids from Hollywood first impression girls are bored drinks becoming expensive since last visit in 2005 although its low season no problem I will get lucky in hollywood.
Well nothing happened couple of girls drwew my attention but they passed one claimed having a period ohter one said tom.
So I find a nice girl we dance she tells me she got to go to work for 20 mins and come back may be I should accompany her. Surprise she is a dancing girl next to hollywood I have to bur her 2 ladys drinks and paid a bar fine total damage 820 THB then we go to my hotel and paid 1000 THB for short time I know guys I was a dumb ass but I said to my self may I am tired and that was only my first day I was horney and tom is another day.
Second Day worse than before we headed to tiger me and my friend he got luck and left me I was in a confusion who should I pick the place was overcrowed and spent all the night cruising and by 500 pm I finally spotted a nice girl we started dancing and she said she would like to go to safari yes the pub in the mountian I knew it so I said what the fuck lets hit there however my alaram did not work when she asked for flowers when she took her other two friends and when the Taxi asked for 200 THB she said ok although its only 20 per preson for farang and for Thai 10 THB.
We arrive at Safari and I know from previous report that it is not like it used to be we go in their several lady boys that place is ruined it seems they knew the waiter very well and he ask me what the ladies want to drinks I smell the trap and decided to get from the place and run away. So Second day is screwd for me No problem there is always tom.
Third Day.
Ok me and my friend lay on the beach in spite of the annoying vendors and the fuss with the personnal beach who took 200 THB for the chairs we enjoy now we learned our lesson we find that we pay too much for the drinks probably 1000 THb so we decided to buy a bottle leave it in the place I know that only Thais are allowed to get bottles from outsided in my country we do that and pay what we called bouchone I. E. Cover charge for the bottle.
I learned my lesson we will arrive early at Tiger take a good table and pick up my night bird early well two hours passed and only one girl drew my attention sad she told me she have to leave to Hollywood I told her can't leave my friend who already picked ok girl started crusing the place left my table time is running still no one chick damn what is happening to me am I losing my touch I am still ok good looking person decent man have good money yet I don't want to be fooled.
So suddenly I hit two girls in nice dress so we started dancing I invite them to my table in spite of noticing scratchs on each cheak of one of them but she was clead and fair skin I strat flurtting with her and dance threasome for more thatn 1& half with both of them well finally I am back in the game then come the seriosu talk her friend told me to take them both for 2000 Thb I said no problem however I was hearing to Phi Phi island so I opted to take one I took the other girl who introduced me since I felt her friend strating to be a bit cold and in a bad mood. Afterwards I tell her tom after I return from phi phi I can take them both her friends leaves.
She tells me where is my hotel I tell her near by my friend and his bird accompany us she keep saying to me that she hates the lady with my friend that she is not good now we enter a family mart get some drinks ciggerates for her and in the room we are.
No once in the room I see that her nails are not clean could not see that in the club she is got hair above her lips I strated to be off from her.
I gave her 1000 THB she said that I told her in the club 1500 I replied thats for short time and she keep asking me for taix cab I gave her 20 telling her thats the double fair of a Thai now all the fuss began she shout fuck you and gave me a third finger I warned her I hate swearing I am a decent man and don't curse anyone.
She goes shower then me afterwards I ask her for massage I need to relax she says she does not know no problem how about smoke she hesitated then she goes for couplle of minutes then she stops and say something and after that she said fuck you again then I did what make the night the most unbearable nightmare pushed her cheak very lightly and told her it is not nice to say the F word. She got crazy and strated wearing her clothes telling it is not good to push a lady away she was was just kidding I told her me too I was just warning her very lighly and she said she will go and start shouting I told her fine I will take the money back 1020 Thb which I did and took them from her purse and headed to my safe and was about to get 250 THb for her expenses now she she jumped and cursed and start yelling and said to me she will call the police I tell her go ahead she called the reception I hang out and then called them that I am having trouble with the lady with me.
Suddenly I found her telling me that she will give me the worse nightmare she will say I attacked her and beat her and she spotted an umpty bottle and she was about to hit her self in order to make a wound to her body.
Whats wrong what happened for all this now the security and reception comes and she strated speaking to them in Thai and I said to them the whole story and she smiled cunnly saying do you think they will believe I will call the police I know that was scam since porsitution is not legal in Thailand and the reception and the security guy keep telling me that I boom boom her and did not took back the money from her.
Now guys that my fourth day I cancelled the trip today to Phi Phi writing my report now I wonder to tell me what did I do wrong where is the mistake I came here full of dreams to kill all the fursturation of whole year of work and tiredness and the overwhelming in my country Egypt and now I ve face this I still got 8 days in phuket then 7 days in Bangkok my friend is leaving after tomorrow I will be all alone but with such experience I think I will never return back to Thailand again.
I really appreciate your comments and inputs.
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[QUOTE=Kimo29]I gave her 1000 THB she said that I told her in the club 1500 I replied thats for short time and she keep asking me for taix cab I gave her 20 telling her thats the double fair of a Thai now all the fuss began she shout fuck you and gave me a third finger I warned her I hate swearing I am a decent man and don't curse anyone.
She goes shower then me afterwards I ask her for massage I need to relax she says she does not know no problem how about smoke she hesitated then she goes for couplle of minutes then she stops and say something and after that she said fuck you again then I did what make the night the most unbearable nightmare pushed her cheak very lightly and told her it is not nice to say the F word. She got crazy and strated wearing her clothes telling it is not good to push a lady away she was was just kidding I told her me too I was just warning her very lighly and she said she will go and start shouting I told her fine I will take the money back 1020 Thb which I did and took them from her purse and headed to my safe and was about to get 250 THb for her expenses now she she jumped and cursed and start yelling and said to me she will call the police I tell her go ahead she called the reception I hang out and then called them that I am having trouble with the lady with me.
Suddenly I found her telling me that she will give me the worse nightmare she will say I attacked her and beat her and she spotted an umpty bottle and she was about to hit her self in order to make a wound to her body.
Whats wrong what happened for all this now the security and reception comes and she strated speaking to them in Thai and I said to them the whole story and she smiled cunnly saying do you think they will believe I will call the police I know that was scam since porsitution is not legal in Thailand and the reception and the security guy keep telling me that I boom boom her and did not took back the money from her.
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#1 as a foreigner you never beat a thai girl even the simple act of a "light touching" they can take as a threat. I've had police called on me, you do not want this. And especially as being from the middle east, unfortuantely, justified or not justified, the middle east does not have the best reputation to thai working girls.
#2 am confused, seems to say you agreed to 2000 at the club then you say 1500 but paid only 1000 then you took back the money after you had sex with her? and paid only 20 baht for taxi (where is a taxi 20 baht?)? You are talking a bus not a taxi maybe. Never take back the money, just pay it and let them go and learn your lessons. Why you create such a problem over 1000 baht. Give it to her and boot her out the door. Especially after you already had sex with her. What are you expect 4 shots for short time and 1000 baht?
#3 you seem like a cheap charlie as you are talking about hiding bottles and such so it sounds like you tried to cheap the girl out of money. Apologize if you did not but your report makes it sound like you were trying to lower the price. People from the Middle East already have a bad reputation in LOS for many girls so you trying to lower the cost and take the money back created an instant problem for you.
#4 you ruined your own vacation IMHO by the sound of your report. You wanted boom boom the girl but you agree on one price, but pay her less and then you push her. Never good news.
Maybe you are not explain right but it sure sounds like you messed it up yourself. They might be working girls but trying to cheat them and then push them, light shove or hard shove it not matter, is not a way to treat the girls if you are a foreigner (not matter where you are from, you don't cheat the girls and you don't push them). You do not own them or treat them like property, you rent them for sex for short time you do not rent them to own them and do what you please with them.
My POV... you mucked it up yourself. Try to not take back money, if you agree to pay a certain amount pay it, and do not touch them in a way that is threatening.
It is true some girls are psycho and will go nuts on you but not all of them, for me your report reads that you were at fault and created your own problems. Sorry if I am reading wrong but it sure smells fishy to me your story.
I'm in the process of doing some research for a brief stop over in BKK.
I've seen Tamamomi or Tama-momi advertised, and would like to know more about it.
I know direct from Japanese it means "ball massage"...so I do get the general idea.
However, can someone tell me what to expect....really.
I was in Macau recently, and had what they called a thigh or groin massage at a few sauna's; done skilfully it is very nice. Just wondered if this was something similar?
1-Sorry mate but I aint cheap charlie I have agreed to 2000 for two girls then we agreed on 1000 for short time ok. I know how things goes by the way we did not have sex at all. Once in the room I gave her the money and told her 1000 foir short time 1500 for long time thats fair and that is the going rate in phuket As far as I know
2- She took a bottle of cold water they offer in the hotel does this makes me a cheap charlie.?
3- Does we always have to deny the old and so called bad reputation since we are from middle east is she allow to swear and see f word to me and give me the third finger and all I have to do is to say thank you madame I am all yours. Please curse me and swear and do what ever you want. Do you like to be insulted will you feel happy when a girl says to you F* and show her third finger to you I wonder what will you do then
4- She was a mean and bad fish not me because yesterday I met the most beautiful girl and decent girl in TIger and guess what she staying with me and I gave her 2000 Thb so I think that does not make me a cheap charlie.
5- I took the money back because she was mean and insulting me.
6 I apologize for the confusion I meant I was going to give 250 THB for taxi and the 20 THb was indeed for the bus.
7- I never came across this problem before I have been in Thailand for 3 times and always being honest and genrous with the girls respect them and treat them like my GFs actually I provdie a BFE yes I cuddle them pamper them and treat them like my queens may be you should strat reconsidering the way you look at middle eastern I respect the ladies and understand their situation I never look them as a slaves at all.
Hope that aforementioned clear the situation to your good self.
Regards
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[QUOTE=Kimo29]1-Sorry mate but I aint cheap charlie I have agreed to 2000 for two girls then we agreed on 1000 for short time ok. I know how things goes by the way we did not have sex at all. Once in the room I gave her the money and told her 1000 foir short time 1500 for long time thats fair and that is the going rate in phuket As far as I know
2- She took a bottle of cold water they offer in the hotel does this makes me a cheap charlie.?
3- Does we always have to deny the old and so called bad reputation since we are from middle east is she allow to swear and see f word to me and give me the third finger and all I have to do is to say thank you madame I am all yours. Please curse me and swear and do what ever you want. Do you like to be insulted will you feel happy when a girl says to you F* and show her third finger to you I wonder what will you do then
4- She was a mean and bad fish not me because yesterday I met the most beautiful girl and decent girl in TIger and guess what she staying with me and I gave her 2000 Thb so I think that does not make me a cheap charlie.
5- I took the money back because she was mean and insulting me.
6 I apologize for the confusion I meant I was going to give 250 THB for taxi and the 20 THb was indeed for the bus.
7- I never came across this problem before I have been in Thailand for 3 times and always being honest and genrous with the girls respect them and treat them like my GFs actually I provdie a BFE yes I cuddle them pamper them and treat them like my queens may be you should strat reconsidering the way you look at middle eastern I respect the ladies and understand their situation I never look them as a slaves at all.
Hope that aforementioned clear the situation to your good self.
Regards [/QUOTE]
Then you got nothing to worry about. Why the SOS letter if you know everything already?
[QUOTE=Kimo29]1-Sorry mate but I aint cheap charlie I have agreed to 2000 for two girls then we agreed on 1000 for short time ok. I know how things goes by the way we did not have sex at all. Once in the room I gave her the money and told her 1000 foir short time 1500 for long time thats fair and that is the going rate in phuket As far as I know
2- She took a bottle of cold water they offer in the hotel does this makes me a cheap charlie.?
3- Does we always have to deny the old and so called bad reputation since we are from middle east is she allow to swear and see f word to me and give me the third finger and all I have to do is to say thank you madame I am all yours. Please curse me and swear and do what ever you want. Do you like to be insulted will you feel happy when a girl says to you F* and show her third finger to you I wonder what will you do then
4- She was a mean and bad fish not me because yesterday I met the most beautiful girl and decent girl in TIger and guess what she staying with me and I gave her 2000 Thb so I think that does not make me a cheap charlie.
5- I took the money back because she was mean and insulting me.
6 I apologize for the confusion I meant I was going to give 250 THB for taxi and the 20 THb was indeed for the bus.
7- I never came across this problem before I have been in Thailand for 3 times and always being honest and genrous with the girls respect them and treat them like my GFs actually I provdie a BFE yes I cuddle them pamper them and treat them like my queens may be you should strat reconsidering the way you look at middle eastern I respect the ladies and understand their situation I never look them as a slaves at all.
Hope that aforementioned clear the situation to your good self.
Regards
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As a fellow Egyptian I can understand your anxiety and sexual frustration. Marriage is becoming useless and the women here have become like men (if her grand father or father were an Infitahi). In my trips to Thailand I have never had bad experiences like yours so I think you are quite unlucky this time. Anyway, if you had the decency to pay her half the agreed amount for NOT having sex with her then you are definitely not a 'cheap charlie' by our standards. In Egypt, it is common to have sex with a prostitute and then not pay her (which explains why our sex industry is dead despite being a poorer country than Thailand).
Have you seen how the Egyptian WGs/sharmutas act these days? Forget about these stupid swearing and insults. With the increasing mentality of Egyptian people "Us Vs. Them" between rich and poor they (the sharmutas) think it is their right to steal your mobile phone and money. At least the Thai girls do not dare steal. I have had much worse experiences with Egyptian WG than Thai believe me.
Hopefully, Bangkok will be better for you (I skipped Phuket on my last trip, so don't know what it is like). Don't forget to try Akane in Soi 33 Phrom Pong (zay ma oltelak mafish service a7san men keda ya ma3alem, yelhaso khorm teezak da standard :))
[QUOTE=Kimo29]1-Sorry mate but I aint cheap charlie I have agreed to 2000 for two girls then we agreed on 1000 for short time ok. I know how things goes by the way we did not have sex at all. Once in the room I gave her the money and told her 1000 foir short time 1500 for long time thats fair and that is the going rate in phuket As far as I know
2- She took a bottle of cold water they offer in the hotel does this makes me a cheap charlie.?
3- Does we always have to deny the old and so called bad reputation since we are from middle east is she allow to swear and see f word to me and give me the third finger and all I have to do is to say thank you madame I am all yours. Please curse me and swear and do what ever you want. Do you like to be insulted will you feel happy when a girl says to you F* and show her third finger to you I wonder what will you do then
4- She was a mean and bad fish not me because yesterday I met the most beautiful girl and decent girl in TIger and guess what she staying with me and I gave her 2000 Thb so I think that does not make me a cheap charlie.
5- I took the money back because she was mean and insulting me.
6 I apologize for the confusion I meant I was going to give 250 THB for taxi and the 20 THb was indeed for the bus.
7- I never came across this problem before I have been in Thailand for 3 times and always being honest and genrous with the girls respect them and treat them like my GFs actually I provdie a BFE yes I cuddle them pamper them and treat them like my queens may be you should strat reconsidering the way you look at middle eastern I respect the ladies and understand their situation I never look them as a slaves at all.
Hope that aforementioned clear the situation to your good self.
Regards
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Here is LBM, take on your situation! Of course this is a sterotype and Generalization!
1. Sometimes no matter what you agree to shit happens even when you're in your own country. But when it happens outside you have to back off sometimes even if you are right!
2. Because she didn't stick to the deal, you were getting upset inside and when she took the water, not sticking to the deal and now not even asking your temperature was boiling! Right! You can tell me Kimo29, I know about these things! Take a deep breath and admit it you will feel better! And Oh, you're not a Cheap Charlie!
3. Even though you are a nice guy you were brought up that you're the man! No one is going to talk to you like that and when she screamed at you, told you to fuck off, and then the middle finger, shit it went against everything you were taught in the Koran. If you weren't a nice guy you more likely would have smack the shit out of her instead you gave her a push. See when you push a bad fish, they snap back! That's where you went wrong. Like I said shit happens and when it happens in a different country sometimes you need to take a step back and chalk it up as a learning experience. We all have been through something like this we all pay a price.
4. See! There are good days and bad days, today you Chok Dee, you got a good fish and now you're thinking happy times for the rest of your trip and planning the next trip before you finish this one! Right!
5. Too late, never take the money back, because you are a man! Be a bigger and better man and just tell her to leave without tip or taxi money!
Now we all know you are a nice guy and we believe you treat them all like queens. But we also hear about Mid Eastern men that when their women step out of place and out of line! Shit happens to them! LBM, can only say which is when you're in someone else country, you can't do want you do at home, the advice I give you is take a deep breath, step back, open the door and show her out with a smile! Don't listen to the Koran!
Enjoy Kimo29 you have been working hard all year and you're a oil well ready to blast off! Go get them!
LBM
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan]5. Too late, never take the money back, because you are a man! Be a
bigger and better man and just tell her to leave without tip or taxi money!
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If she didn't provide sex, by all means get your money back.
Amjek,
My understanding is that he did get it but didn't like she change the agreement after? Which set him off and set her off since she was pulling a fast one!
" took the money back because she was mean and insulting "
LBM
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Kimo.
Seems you agreed 2000 baht for 2 (1000 each) and when you took just one she wanted 1500 baht.
This is standard stuff, Thai girls know many farang are weak willed twats and its why they will ask for "taxi money", demand tips for massage even when its all in pricing and all the other shit.
Its not called the "LOS" for nothing (thats the Land Of Smiles).
When dealing with Thai's be Thai.
Pay her 1000 baht as agreed and smile.
She gets upset and starts being crazy, smile at her and politely say thats the agreed amount and thats all you are getting, goodbye.
And smile. And smile again, and when she shouts then smile and keep asking her politely to leave, and smile.
Never touch them, never get angry, never get scared. Just smile and ask them to leave and keep saying goodbye......in a calm, gentle and polite voice and remember, keep smiling :)
Works everytime, once they realise they cannot wind you up with fear and aggression then they will give up. If they sense you are angry or scared they will go for the kill to get their extra money.
Ok I will redit my post Admin.
First for your information you mentioned Koran so just I am from Egypt (I. E.) Middle East does not make me a muslim since I am a christian coptic and by the way not all muslims are absuers may be you should reconsider your preception and lets not involve religion/politics in our forum as suggested by the Admin.
Guys its not a matter of the country of origin/ religion / color that defines a man so lets all say that there good men and bad women right and vice-versa.
As my fellow monger Rguy mentioned we suffer in our country from WGs more than you can imagin thus we arrive to Thailand LOS we want to take all the dissappointment and frustration away. I think was sad and angry because everyt single minute really counts for me I hope you understand what I mean.
The lady with me now for two days got sick I gave her medication iwas horney in the morning and she was tried we fucked for a while and then she said already cum twice I did not I told her no problem she spent the whole day sleeping and sleeping I did not get annoyed since she was nice and decent!
I think we all look for a good way of treatment we are not looking to these ladies as an objects but human beings I guess as you can all guess by now I was just not lucky I learned to be more careful ask the questions do the math before involving in any act with a freelancer.
I think this matter shold come to an end now I am enjoying the rest of my vacation by the way guys I will be in Bangkok starting next Thursday for a week. So if any of you will be there it will be nice to meet and have couple of beers and go hunt some Uzkis I want to taste the white meat now Spasso, CMS here I come.
Cheers