DF a LOS monger shares first impressions. Part 1
First, a massive shout out to the Moderator of this sub forum, JuanCarter, after my first post here, he has been of immense assistance. It's thanks to him, for example, that I'm typing this on my notebook, which was nearly dead when I arrived in DF on April 20, a complete newb to Mexico.
He gave me the location of Centro de Technologica (right next to Metro San Juan Letran) and they unwittingly 'fixed' my cooler fan for free! I had tried canned compressed air, new arctic paste etc. So I took the fan out the notebook, and went shopping for a new / refurb. Fan there. Well, they couldn't find a matching fan in all the building, and this tech guy's young assistant started tinkering with the fan -I'd explained using google translate it was running slow, and noisy, then just stopping- he drenched it in WD40, I mean it was dripping wet, then he used an industrial air gun on the tiny little fan, till it was buzzing like a bee on meth, and I was thinking, "well it's fucked now!" They eventually handed back the fan with an apologetic smile. Anyway, I got it home, plugged it into the computer, not expecting any improvement, just blind optimism, and it worked! Silent, strong, and kept going. So thanks Juan Carter -and the nameless Mexican tech.
Another reason to go there, is the Churros place El Moro, famous since 1935. Another JuanC recommendation -in fact everything you'll read here is in some way linked back to JuanCarters generosity, I can't praise his DF info highly enough!
OK so with computer back to normal, and other mongering essentials taken care of, such as price range info, protocols for escort contact, what to expect when, meeting up, in the room, post play, etc. It was time to contact recommended escorts.
I used my own FB and Twitter accounts to reach out, because I give zero fucks, but I do still hide my friends list, because I have other plausible (to my girlfriends) reasons for doing so. Having said that, a nom-de-guerre account or two is advised.
So after some research, and discussion with JuanC, he recommends I start with Steff Aguilar, and Ana Maria Midori, I manage to link up with both ladies on WhatsApp and copy / paste my greetings, and requirements, late last night, Steff gets back to me. All in Spanish, but for those of you who may not know, whatsApp translates!
Among other things, I learn she's offering a 'special' -I guess because its a weekday- $700 an hour.
I've just spent three years in Chiang Mai, and even though that's a cheap part of Thailand to monger, the days of full service offered for THB 1270 (which is what $700 MX equals at today's fx rate) are long gone, the best I can manage with Thai freelancers is THB 2000, and I KNOW Thailand, and how it works. A mongering newb in Thailand, the equivalent of someone like me here in DF, will be adding THB 500 - 600 in bar fines, paying 3 x more for their beer than its worth, plus 'lady drinks', then more lady drinks / snacks for 'back in the room' as you're steered to the obligatory 7/11 stop on your tab. Add all that up, and you can see DF is a freaking BARGAIN!
I will be posting this report in semi-real time, I am growing forgetful in my dotage, you also know how procrastination works, and I am doing a ton of other unrelated stuff, so I need to post this way, or not at all. The takeaway is, I'll be posting in installments, not one long report.
I hope to book Steff today if possible, then try to get Regina Ayalha, who is in town from Monterrey, to party with a gringo whose Spanish extends to "Andarre, andarre, arriba arriba!" And "una mas cervesa por favor." I'll also try to book dates with English speaking Julieta Mocca. Other names I've heard may fit my bill are Maryna Herrera, and Ana Maria Midori, Ana has not replied, but I already know these girls jump from one app to the other, and don't clear out their mailbox or 'friends list' -they really should, these are business tools for them, their 'friends' should be their regular customers, not 'tyre-kicker' mongers, but there I go off again!
As and when I have more to report on, I shall return.
Finally, I'm not in Mexico primarily as a monger, and even at these prices, if I see just the ladies I've mentioned here, it will be getting pricey, but, since one only lives once, I will try to maximize my P 4 P budget in the name of National Geographic anthropological research.
I may also look around La Merced, but no promises on that score.
Here's my mongering MO when I do venture forth, which is getting rarer these days -porn is just so good now!
I like freelancers, some of the best I've ever banged were right off the streets. I like to find and keep a few routine girls, usually between 2-5 warm bodies is enough, and stick with them. I give bonus points to girls who are 420 friendly. If the service falls due to familiarity, I will remind them this is not a 'relationship' or just fire them.
I find beauty and premium price almost never correlate to good service. Pay more, get less. Dating hot porn diva with the cameras off? You'll get burned!
My simple philosophy served me well in Asia, lets see how it works here. Stay tuned.
One final thought as a DF newbie, if this is a 'quiet' part of the global mongering scene, lets KEEP it that way. Cheap airfares, and the internet, and MORON MONGERS have destroyed Thailand, Cambodia and most recently, Colombia. Sad. ;-)
LOS monger in CDMX part 2
Wed April 26,2017.
A lot of guys won't write about the fuck-ups or pitfalls they encounter, because the longtime members can be cruel, and its a macho environment, mistakes are for wusses, etc.
My day may as well have been enacted by Carl Pilkington (Google him, it's worth it!)
Firstly, I made the travelling mongers error of deciding that a new territory meant a need to depart from my trusted methodology. Which is based on Robert Duvalls famous 'Old Bull' punchline "No kid, lets walk down there and fuck them all!"
Don't lose patience with my obscure references, I'm only building up the courage to list my newbie fuck-ups; they are legion in this excursion!
I tried to lay blame for this major fuck-up on a trusted advisor, but it was my own muddled thinking that caused me to book more than one Escort with little time margins between them, and don't know my way around CDMX yet, at all!
So I got WhatsApp responses from two girls who apparently shared my interest in baking.
Well, after some back and forth over a few hours, since they were obviously busy on and off so to speak, I booked Steff Aguilar for 3 pm at the Amazonas, and Ana Maria Midori (you can call her Midori or Ana in the room) at 5 pm at Hotel Harare.
I was at this point already worried, as these girls only nailed down both appointments well after 1 pm. I was still up in La Conception, a good area, but miles form the fast Metro, in slow traffic.
I agreed with both girls "DO NOT assume I will make the date unless I send a picture of the hotel room key!" All this was in Spanish BTW using translate. Also I was in error thinking WhatsApp translates, that is WeChat, anyway, on with the report.
Naturally, I get lost transferring from bus to Metro in a very dodgy terminus. You know you're in the badlands when there are roadside memorials to the dead at a bus station! This was on line M2 at Cuatro Caminos Terminus, but it went directly to SA Abad where Amazonas is and 4 stops down Vila de Cortes where the Hotel Harare, and others, are.
Both stops are not the best areas for a gringo to wander about in at any time, I have felt this sense of menace in some areas of Glasgow over the years, and more than once in the slums of Klong Toey it is real, invariably, some PoS will accost you. I listen to my sixth sense, don't care what others say. But there were enough mongers on the sidewalk moving back toward the Metro to reassure me.
Long story short, I arrange a 'signal' with both dates. This was that I would post an image of the room key when I reached the hotel.
This is a great strategy, because it is designed to avoid flakes and time wasters.
But here's the thing, Steff took it upon herself to proceed to Amazonas without any confirmation that I had arrived, then got irrationally upset, to the point of posting an (unrecognizable) picture of me to her FB page, as if I had fucking robbed her or something. Because, as I had explained to her dopey arse, I was new, and could be late.
Now, because I had Ana at Harare at 5 pm I had no wriggle room to move Steff anywhere (even though she fucked up as much as me, by not following the plan, I apologized, I said I'd re-book and make it up to her (with money) and here she's offering 'specials' too, so what does that tell you about her rational thought processes?
I even asked Ana to come to the Amazonas, and she agreed, but then when I got to the Amazonas, there were NO ROOMS!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Now, after already being cursed, damned, and blocked by the irrational Steff (Guys, I don't care how good a fuck she is, once you know it, never stick your dick in crazy) I am scrambling to 'find' and reach the Hotel Harare with 15 minutes to my date with Ana.
Well, as it is just 4 stops on the 'death railway' that is the M2 line, I'm in luck and make it to the Hotel Harare.
Five minutes before Ana (Midori) arrives. I had seen some not very clear pics, but when she appears with a cute little "Well, this is Me" smile, I'm thrilled to see that she's just my type!
Average body, stated age 30, cafe latte skin, dark bangs, big doe eyes, and great attitude, warm, and easygoing.
We check in, I'm so stressed out that I read the sign of $400 for six hours as $600 for four hours and hand the clerk $600, he very charitably hands me $200 back. I would never have even noticed!
We go upstairs, I am pleasantly surprised by these hotels. I expected far worse, but they are on a par with fuck hotels in Thailand, which are decent, considering their primary purpose.
We have a bit of a hug, and a "Well, Hello Stranger" intro, that is quite awkward, because I'm feeling awkward, and our language barrier is higher than the Donald's imaginary wall.
Luckily Ana has seen it all before, and she has just the antidote for the jitters. Four minutes and twenty seconds later, things are looking a lot less hectic. After that was settled, we get a little more comfortable with each other, I realize I'm shaking like a shitting dog. The shakes did not leave me, as the nervous energy and stress of the previous date disaster, morphed into real excitement and desire for this lady.
It is evident that she is very good at her job and will 'shapeshift' to accommodate your wishes within reason and her repertoire.
I played it, as I always do, as a GFE, I like to do the whole, neck kissing, tender discreet caressing, longing eye-contact, and she responded like she was in love with this old quaking monger!
One of the most exciting things ever -this will sound a bit wierd, but but it worked for me- she had this kind of body suit on, like a one piece swimsuit / corset thing, and while we were DFK, she leads my hands down to the crotch, and there are 4 pop studs down there, and I start to pop them one by one, revealing her nice full-lipped and damp pussy into the wild.
All I will add after that is she likes DATY, BBBJ, she is world class as a GFE and when the mood shifts up, she is a PSE too, with BBBJ she had me at the brink maybe 6-8 times, then pulls away, leaving me throbbing and pulsing in mid-air, then dives back in just as the point of no return subsides, fucking AWESOME!
She got 4 pops out of me in about 80 minutes, and I'm 56, and I had jerked off a few times with in the last 24 hours, what more can I say?
Now, here's where it starts to all go crap again, we are getting on great, she even lets me take a topless selfie with her, we try to use the phone to communicate, but we are much better when our bodies talk, I try to let her know that I'm nervous as hell about the night falling, and getting away safely. I consider Uber, then for some reason, reject that very sensible idea. I consider taking her to my place, or even dinner, but without language, Its way too hard!
I cut the meeting short at one hour and thirty minutes in and its about 6. 30 pm by then, there's still about 2 hours until dusk, but the whole unfamiliarity of CDMX and the scuzzy-ness of the locals in the barrio are freaking me the fuck out, so after a lot of poor translates on google, I think she understands that I want to hang out, but the area is making me paranoid. And I want to be back in familiar territory before nightfall.
I paid her $1000 plus $200 for being world class GFE / PSE awesome, she also gave me a special little 'doggie bag' present to take home for later!
She said she wanted to stay in the room and fix herself up, after I left. I have no reference point for this! Nowhere I ever mongered, does the girl ask to stay in the room, and you leave her the key.
I thought she was likely going to see another john, and I was OK with that, even. But leaving her in a room I paid for was just not feeling right, so I had to gently explain we would leave together. We did so, and left the key in the room power box, but the guy at reception was cool.
We walked to the station and she gave me a total GFE 'Mexican Metro Lovers' goodbye kiss right there on the platform!
So here are my questions to the forum:
1. Is it 'normal' for the chica to be left with the room key to use the room up to the limit when you're done?
2. Is Uber ok to go into these areas after dark, will they come to this area and take you home?
3. I could not get any sense out of her about long time / short time concept, do guys pay by the hour here?
How does it work if you extend? I'm sure this was a translate issue more than a mongering one.
She seemed cool with anything, but I couldn't get her to explain her price / range or price / time formula.
So, I finally got home two hours after this visit, because I was too jittery to go out the Metro, and find an Uber, as I had no idea if the stations above me were good or bad areas.
On the M2 train, which I got back on from Vila de Cortes, there was a busker, a big beefy narco looking type, full of tattoos, singing loudly in a strong -and rather good- baritone, he gave his spiel too, I had no idea what he was saying, something about poverty, family, yada yada, but his tone was ugly, the whole car was tensed up, it totally sucked, but miraculously, he fucked off and menaced the next car, then I decided, "Fuck this for a game of soldiers", and got off, painfully re-traced my way across several lines to Balderas, where I picked up M3, the line that goes out to M. A. De Quevedo, even the metro riders on this line looked better overall, and I felt I could relax. Also, I know my metro stop is perfectly safe, wealthy looking ladies and their small dogs to be found on the sidewalks after dark.
The only other negatives, apart from navigating to and from these shitty areas, were that, Ana did smell of other guys, fair enough you might say, but again, my reference is Thailand where there are far better hygiene practices overall.
Which brings me to the second negative: The only way to wash yourself in Mexico is the sink, or take a fucking RAIN SHOWER. Seems that no hose shower attachments to be found, in all three hotels I've stayed, anyway WTF! So that means the girl needs to get a rain shower drenching just to wash her pussy, and likewise my dick. Fuck that. Seriously.
So I had to eat her and taste some guys condom residue, and another guys BO on her pubic hair, it was sexual SEAL training. At times like that you have to just fantasize you're tail end charlie at a gang-bang, and make the most of it. Next time, I'm taking those baby-bottom wet-wipes, and she's going to get wiped too -twice!
If your Spanish is any good, and you like this sort of girl, and the other little non-sexual extras she brings to the table, you will go a long way to find better.
Final caveat, this is my first Mexican Escort, there could be better! There could be worse!
I would totally see her again, and I will also measure every other girl -Anywhere- by Ana for quite a while.
Review Steff Aguilar / Andrea Azpiri
I had a date with her yesterday. Originally scheduled at the Hotel Castro in Roma at noon, she asked if we could meet at the Amazonas instead. She was running late. I said OK. So she was 1.5 hours late.
She is kind of hippy attractive with long dark hair. She's got a bit of a belly, a few tats and a nose ring. She has a good attitude and is funny (doesn't speak much English). There was very little kissing (I didn't push it) I received some decent natural oral, we had covered sex in several different positions before I finished. Usually I go another time but was not inspired to. After we finished, she told me she had gripa (flu). Thanks. Of the gals I have seen here, Maria M, Julieta M, Regina Ayalha this was my least exciting. Real nice girl but maybe our chemistry wasn't right. YMMV.
Date with Regina the MILF
I had a date with Regina today at the Bonn Hotel where she has a promotion between 9-1 pm, $1000. The Bonn cost $460.
The hotel has small rooms, no AC in my room (it is hot now in DF). We had an appt for noon, she texted and said 1230 and arrived at 110 pm. She is a forty something, attractive woman, a little flabby belly action, fairly large breasts. Her hair was pulled back in a tight bun (all her pics have her hair loose). She is friendly, speaks a little english and works way to hard (she tells me). I was her 5th client of the day at noon (she has 2 kids in school she is supporting, one wants to study in Germany, so she pushes it) Her regular rate is 1800 but does these morning sales. She told me many times during our cool down chat how stressed she is.
No DFK, good natural oral, covered sex in many positions. She went through the motions but wasn't really into it (like Maria M or Julieta Moca was). Maybe it was just our chemistry. YMMV.
Am I the only English speaker one having dates in DF? Please post your experiences on this thread. You have likely gotten a lot of good information from it. Please give back.
Thanks.
Looking forward to my trip to CDMX
Thanks for all the great info in this thread, especially to JC as the main source and moderator. I won't be going until mid June for business but I think one of these great recommendations will work out. And I do promise to review! I'm there on business, so my time will be limited and will be staying at a Reforma hotel with other colleagues checked in, so I plan to use some off site love hotels. I'm just there a few days so I hope to meet a couple of escorts and maybe try a street girl as that's convenient for me. I've been to Tijuana many times so I'm used to dealing with the street girls, though things seem a bit different in CDMX.
The choices are overwhelming on the many web sites, so this info is really helpful. I'm hoping for a great GFE time, older is OK. Looks like I need to set up an alternate twitter account though to contact some of these girls. Thanks again and I look forward to getting down there and to contributing.