[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]Hi CPE - I'd say that you've met your ideal and dream mate there Da Xingxing!!
SE Asia Joe[/QUOTE]
Just because I am known as a big gorilla, does not mean I want to mate with one ;)
-CPE
aka Da Xingxing
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[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]Hi CPE - I'd say that you've met your ideal and dream mate there Da Xingxing!!
SE Asia Joe[/QUOTE]
Just because I am known as a big gorilla, does not mean I want to mate with one ;)
-CPE
aka Da Xingxing
Gentlemen,
After years of false promises, Bad Boy Billy is finally on his way. A diplomat from the Mongolian Embassy in Beijing better known as Maggies and a frequent patron of Russian movie stars, BBB is a legend in his own mind (time). Monger extraordinaire (Pig), Billy is known to bag 2 Russians, 3 Mongolians and 1 Chinese pro in a single day at 800 RMB a pop. With that kind of money to throw around at a 4-1 ratio, expect him to empty the BBS shops of all the top quality for his own personal pleasure. A true gentleman, he will still leave the ugly ones for the rest of us.
All kidding aside, please welcome BBB to join whatever circle gets the most pussy. We should roll out the red carpet when he arrives and pull it out from under him so we get to the shops before he cleans them out.
Just my POV.
OAH
P.S. BBB, make sure you come early in January. CP starts to slow down the week before CNY.
Hi all,
Headin out to HK soon. Is the Skylimo service a safe and reliable service ? When I was in CP last time, I was in a "diplomat " type of car service. I won't be with a big entourage this time so I think i'll try skylimo instead.
I've heard stories, that if you take the bus they take pictures/video of all the passengers so they will have evidence of who's onboard in case of a robbery.
Opposite the Miraton, above the new sauna and below the American Bar is a budget ktv. The Music Dragon KTV. The rooms are clean and modern. You bring your own girls and buy your snacks and drinks in a shop inside the ktv.
They do not provide girls and there is no room service. You choose your music from a computer in your room.
Of course, the attraction is the price. Prime time is between 6pm and 1am. The price then for a 6 person room is only 52rmb per hour. Beers are 10 to 12 rmb. They have small kegs of draft beer for only 80rmb. A fruit platter is only 30rmb. It is full on weekend evenings and so you need to reserve a room.
The main entrance is above the entrance to the Minrun Market, next to the dumpling restaurant. You can also enter at the steps next to the new sauna.
Shrimp Fishing. In a small road, opposite Mito's Cafe at the far end of the square, is a shop which has a pool full of shrimp. You rent a small fishing rod for one hour for 40rmb, catch your own shrimp, and then they cook them for you. Some guys take their dates there. Next door is a large snooker and pool hall. If you are alone you can play snooker with one the girls working there. No, they are not pretty girls but they can use a cue stick. I think it costs 20 rmb. 5rmb tip to the girl.
Other than fucking, there is not much else to do around here.
[QUOTE=OldAsiaHand]Gentlemen,
After years of false promises, Bad Boy Billy is finally on his way. A diplomat from the Mongolian Embassy in Beijing better known as Maggies and a frequent patron of Russian movie stars, BBB is a legend in his own mind (time). Monger extraordinaire (Pig), Billy is known to bag 2 Russians, 3 Mongolians and 1 Chinese pro in a single day at 800 RMB a pop. With that kind of money to throw around at a 4-1 ratio, expect him to empty the BBS shops of all the top quality for his own personal pleasure. A true gentleman, he will still leave the ugly ones for the rest of us.
All kidding aside, please welcome BBB to join whatever circle gets the most pussy. We should roll out the red carpet when he arrives and pull it out from under him so we get to the shops before he cleans them out.[/quote]OAH,
The Bad boy billy is already in town Bill Lee that is now the original Bad boy billy is coming to town are you sure CP can handle them both, I will see you guys in Jan 2008.
Fast eddie 48
[QUOTE=Santa]Shrimp Fishing. In a small road, opposite Mito's Cafe at the far end of the square, is a shop which the has a pool full of shrimp. You rent a fishing rod for one hour for 40rmb, catch your own shrimp, and then they cook them for you. Some guys bring their dates there.[/QUOTE]
Ooops, now the real secret of CP is out of the bag! I bet Bubba Gump has already booked his ticket over.
Santa, is this the shop that has that damn cat in the cage, that always looks dead? Freakin' thing is always sleeping on it's back with it's legs straight up.
-CPE
Hi all,
I need a little help. I put in CHang Ping map in the thread search but no map popped up. I want locate some of the landmarks. I think I saw a map once but now I can't find it. Can someone kindly send me a link to that map.
Gonna be in next week. Maybe I might run into one of you guys.. The shrimp fishing sounds like fun!
[QUOTE=Chillin]
The shrimp fishing sounds like fun!
[/QUOTE]
Only bored, impotent guys fish for shrimps in a pond! What's next? Fishing for crabs in a pussy?
[QUOTE=Chillin]Hi all,
Headin out to HK soon. Is the Skylimo service a safe and reliable service ? When I was in CP last time, I was in a "diplomat " type of car service. I won't be with a big entourage this time so I think i'll try skylimo instead.
I've heard stories, that if you take the bus they take pictures/video of all the passengers so they will have evidence of who's onboard in case of a robbery.[/QUOTE]Hi Chillin,
I have taken buses from within Shenzhen to places in southern China in the past few years and it seems to be a common practice to have your video be taken as you board the bus. I do not speak Chinese and people that I have traveled with have given me different explanation as to why this is done. The bottom line is that in case they need to know who was in a bus, they have the video. There is no difference between this and thousands of surveillance cameras (CCTV) that are everywhere in China.
A year or so ago my coworker's pocket was picked at a railroad station and after reporting it to police, they took us to the security room in the station to look at the surveillance videos and they matched our time of entrance from the taxi receipt and they had the video from the time the taxi entered the station drop-off point all the way to the time we entered the waiting area and he was going through his pockets pockets in search of the stolen stuff. So don't worry, be happy :)
Have a safe trip,
W
[QUOTE=Santa]Opposite the Miraton, above the new sauna and below the American Bar is a budget ktv. The Music Dragon KTV. The rooms are clean and modern. You bring your own girls and buy your snacks and drinks in a shop inside the ktv.
They do not provide girls and there is no room service. You choose your music from a computer in your room.
Of course, the attraction is the price. Prime time is between 6pm and 1am. The price then for a 6 person room is only 52rmb per hour. Beers are 10 to 12 rmb. They have small kegs of draft beer for only 80rmb. A fruit platter is only 30rmb. It is full on weekend evenings and so you need to reserve a room.
The main entrance is above the entrance to the Minrun Market, next to the dumpling restaurant. You can also enter at the steps next to the new sauna.
Shrimp Fishing. In a small road, opposite Mito's Cafe at the far end of the square, is a shop which has a pool full of shrimp. You rent a small fishing rod for one hour for 40rmb, catch your own shrimp, and then they cook them for you. Some guys take their dates there. Next door is a large snooker and pool hall. If you are alone you can play snooker with one the girls working there. No, they are not pretty girls but they can use a cue stick. I think it costs 20 rmb. 5rmb tip to the girl.
Other than fucking, there is not much else to do around here.[/QUOTE]
Jeez Santa - looks as if you've been going ON DATES instead of mongering. What - you're going around serenading the lady at the K-OK, catching the shrimp whilst holding hands and then having a romantic dinner. You then cap it all off by then impressing her with your superior snooker potting abilities? When do you spirit her back to your den of inequity?? Seems like a lot of work!!
SE Asia Joe
Well, shrimp do smell like pussy, so I understand why some guys like this "sport". They said the idea came from Taiwan. It must be really fucking boring in Taiwan!
Hey, let's all get together with some girls for a shrimp fishing competition.
When Bad Boy Billy and OAH show up in town we can invite them there for some really exciting action.
[QUOTE=Santa]Well, shrimp do smell like pussy, so I understand why some guys like this "sport". They said the idea came from Taiwan. It must be really fucking boring in Taiwan!
Hey, let's all get together with some girls for a shrimp fishing competition.
When Bad Boy Billy and OAH show up in town we can invite them there for some really exciting action.[/QUOTE]
I actually tried it in taiwan about ten years ago and you are correct.. it is friggin boring and senseless. I do not know why i actually paid and tried it, when i should've had some pussy in the tea house.
[QUOTE=Bnlee2]I actually tried it in taiwan about ten years ago and you are correct.. it is friggin boring and senseless. I do not know why i actually paid and tried it, when i should've had some pussy in the tea house.[/QUOTE]
And here I thought all this time, those little shrimps were actually the bait to catch something bigger.
Just goes to show you there are many other things to do in CP besides chase pussy.
Maybe we can organize an annual ISG shrimp fishin' tournament!
-CPE
[QUOTE=CPExpat]And here I thought all this time, those little shrimps were actually the bait to catch something bigger.
Just goes to show you there are many other things to do in CP besides chase pussy.
Maybe we can organize an annual ISG shrimp fishin' tournament!
-CPE[/QUOTE]CPE,
I don't go all the china to fish for no little shrimps I prefer Abalone diving myself and Thailand is great for that and the Philippine island is second .
Fast eddie 48
[QUOTE=CPExpat]And here I thought all this time, those little shrimps were actually the bait to catch something bigger.
Just goes to show you there are many other things to do in CP besides chase pussy.
Maybe we can organize an annual ISG shrimp fishin' tournament!
-CPE[/QUOTE]
Huh??? I though that in CP WE are the shrimp and THEY chase after US....All over the place! After all, we all are such good looking hunks... with them large humps in our back pockets.
SE Asia Joe