worst adelitas experience
I went down about 2 weeks ago, think it was a Monday night. This blonde (hispanic) chick comes up to me, she sorta gave a good vibe so I took a chance.
We agreed on 50 downstairs but when I go up she asks for 70, shoulda been the first sign to get out, anyways we start the deed and she puts her hand down there so you're actually having sex w/ her hand more than her! So I'm thinking f this and ask her to do doggy but when she turns over she was so damn loose I couldn't feel a damn thing (loosess women I've ever been w/). I was so turned off by her I couldn't even get up any more and left.
Negotiating Bareback Blow Jobs
My Spanish is barbarous, but thanks to El Chamuco (remember him from ASPT?) I negotiate this way:
"Lo haces por lac boca?" This means "You do it by the mouth?" and it's considered more polite than using forms of "chupar" or "mamar," which means to suck.
"Lo haces oral?" This means "You do it orally?' and according to El Chamuco it is polite to the point of being clinical.
99.999 percent of the girls will indicate assent.
I then repeat the question, adding the words "sin un codon?" which means "without a condom?" As in:
"Lo haces por la boca, sin un condon?" or "Lo haces oral, sin un condon?"
If she says no, and you're willing to provide a tip, try: "Possiblemente para una propina?" which means "Possibly for a tip?" You could also try "Quizas para una propina?" which means "Perhaps for a tip?"
As for how successful you'll be, that depends on the girl and market conditions. If you're dealing with a trophy fuck chica in hottie central at midnight on a Saturday I suspect you won't get far. But I've had modest success with decent second tier girls at the Adelita Bar, albeit at the $80 price point. (Sorry, can't recall their names. And let's not get into another "We need to hold prices down" thread, shall we?) I'll leave it up to the Zona Norte habitues to identify specific girls.
As for Spanish pronunciation, there are about a hundred web sites.
Regards,
Bunky
(Who's old enough to remember when all self-respecting hookers gave bareback blowjobs.)