Melbourne

[QUOTE=Sainter]
Also, went to Oriental Orchids yesterday. Had a crappy service from Cherry a China girl I think $105. Another thing, the father and son who own the place were having their curry for dinner. The whole place stank of it. A lot of customers were turned off and left because of the smell.[/QUOTE]First of all I would like to thank Gordon Bennett for giving me the [i]dl[/i] on Melbourne through some pm’s which I found very very useful to first time visitors.

On a general note I would like to add that I stayed in an apartment which was quite good value, although I should add that prices in Melbourne are also reasonable, its not an expensive city. But suggest you take my advice and unless you are a big horse racing fan I suggest you avoid coming here during the Melbourne Cup.

If you are looking for an apartment style accommodation that is 100% girl friendly you might want to try Punt Hill [url]www.punthill.com.au[/url], being an apartment means that you are free to do what you want, in fact one night when I was coming back one guy looked like he had a rent boy in tow, [i](I kid you not)[/i] the way this guy was mincing in the lift would have made your average drag queen look like a rampant, horny heterosexual. There are several of these all over Melbourne, worth looking at ([i]apartments and not rent boys[/i]).

Before my trip I had gone to the trouble of actually reading the forum and there were mixed views on the various establishments, ( as you can see from above) in town, added to this was the fact that this week the Melbourne Cup was taking place. This was my first night in town after the long 24 hour journey that brought me in at a terrible time of the day, 5.20am.

After a rest there was only one place that I really wanted to get to for relaxation and that was the [b]Oriental Orchid[/b] for a little rub and tug; Gordon has said that this was a taxi ride costing around A$ 70 (U$52 /£29/€43) one way, I had looked at the map and decided that I might as well use the public transport, after all it cannot be that hard to use. I was just buying a metro ticket for A$5.70 when a guy gave me his used all zones ticket, as he had finished with it – [i]good on ya sport![/i] By the metro system it should take around 40 minutes, if it wasn’t for the fact that on the day I went there the trains stopped at the station before. I eventually found the place after jumping in a taxi instead of taking the bus to the next station.


Oriental Orchid in located in a industrialised street so there are no residential houses nearby to worry about and about six minutes from the station entrance. But its a dark street for walking so be on your guard against any muggers. On the outside the building looks rather non descript, it could have been a garage lock-up, the only thing it didn’t have was a dog barking in the rear.

I rang the bell and went in and it was answered by one of the girls, Sandy* who introduced herself and I believe business was quiet then because I was taken straight into a room and asked what I would like. During the conversation she told me where she was from in China and being only 22 I guessed she had been here for four years. I could not smell any curry being eaten so I must have been lucky on this night, but after that the doorbell was ringing as it must have been getting busier for customers.

Following a shower it was straight down to business and to give Sandy her dues we went through all the motions CBJ, some light massage and then she went on top of me for some cowgirl action. Even thought there was no BBBJ the service was still worth the AS105 (U$52 /£44/€78) for 45 minutes because she did know how to give a decent massage. I did grab a photo but she objected as she didn’t want her face shown so with a slight of hand I pretended to delete it and then we agreed a tip for the other photos of her body but overall I would have to say that it was very good value for what it was. Because at least she know how to massage and if there is anything worse in my books and that is having a girl who knows [i]shit[/i] about giving a massage and attempt some strange finger touching, then wants to get straight into the sex.

I appreciate its not everyone’s ideal but you do get exactly what it says on the packet, [i]no less, no more[/i]. Naturally, this isn't Bangkok or Angeles City its Melbourne, but my experience was quite different to that of Sainters, so it very much depends on the girl.


(Sorry I didn’t get all the prices) but I paid A$105 (U$52 /£44/€78) for 45 minutes

Oriental Orchids
23 Hume Street
Huntindale
Victoria 3166
• (03) 9544 1589
• (03) 9544 0914 11am to late

(*Name has been changed to protect the innocent but if you go there you will easily be able to find the girl)

[u]PS Do not mention anything about the Photos to the girls[/u] - I don't wish to ruin the scene for my Australian mongers -Thanks!

Went to the AMP at 167 Canterbury Rd, Heathmont during the heat of Melbourne Cup. FS is offered here for $100. I tried Sophia who is about her late 30s with nice rack. The massage was ok, but the heat got quite unbearable (no aircon). You may better get there in the evening. The FS started with a light massage and CBJ. Finished in doggie. The girl used too much KY that it was like screwing a jelly. If I sticked to nude massage with HJ for $60, that should be ok. For FS, it is overpriced.

Dropped by Bodyline at 10 Thomas St Yarraville. Haven't been there for ages, used to be fun. Looks shabby from outside, but the inside is all tricked up. Bored, unfriendly and unprofessional receptionist.

The girls looked spectacular! Young pretty and well (un)dressed. Outfits varied from underwear to nightwear. What a parade.

Sadly, the costs are astonomical for RnT. $160 per hour. Really couldn't face that.

Anyone been there and can comment on the service? It seems a shame to pass up such lovelies, but at those prices with no prospect of FS it's too steep for me.

Nice report Juniour,

Taking the train, getting a free ticket and managing to get a few pics, sounds like quite an adventure. Its a shame the girl didnt have great sex skills to go with the massage...but to get both in one girl is rare. Any more questions about the S/E suburban scene msg me & I will try to help, but I dont think you will need it, reading your report you seem to be a monger of high travelling skills and adventure. Good luck and enjoy the rest of your trip. Drop us a line on any other reports or escapdes worldwide its always good to get a view on how our local scene holds up (obviously cant compete with s/e asia) and hear from mongers who have been in our neck of the woods.

Good rooting to you

[quote=sainter] i'm pretty sure that that carpack is full of transvestites only. no working ladies there.


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i had read about the sw and decided to have a look; since i had opted not to drive whilst i am out here, i therefore had two options for getting around public transport or taxis. i went with public transport and took the number 16 tram from flinters station, the journey takes around 25 minutes, to st kildas but varies during peak time, but costs only a$5.70 for an all day travel ticket.

to be honest on my first attempt, i will confess that i got lost and went way past st kilda’s junction and had to catch the next tram back, but looking through the tram window i noticed several girls hanging around the streets in typical sw fashion (in the actual road, wearing mini type skirts, watching the traffic closely for clients)

i am going to have to disagree with sainter's comments once again and say that st kilda’s is not a car park its an area, that consists of several streets where you will find girls hanging around. some of these streets are very dark indeed and finally it’s a residential area. there are lots of cars driving around with single guys inside looking for girls and at times it gets quite busy. i will put my hand and my heart and say that during the three times, spending more than an hour, each time, trying to get a feel for the place, (literally, hands on approach). i went down there, in order to get some photos [u]i did not see one single transvestite,[/u] (honestly!) that is - if there are any. i don’t know where this came from? however, i did see several girls who were on drugs, and i can recall a couple of girls who were on – i don’t know what, crack? but one girl looked emancipated, pale and her clothes looked ill-fitting where she has obviously decided to look for drugs rather than eating and her make up looked like a ten year old had applied it, (no disrespect to any ten year olds out there) this girl needed help and i physically put me off not a turn on but a big turn off.

basically, i had gone down here in order to get a feel of what is available, but i had tried to grab some photos at night and even with a tripod and being covert it was impossible despite trying for three nights in a row to grab some photos, any photographers will know what i mean.

whilst a majority of the girls looked like they were on drugs i would have to say that about 30% of them were straight prostitutes, and didn’t appear to be on drugs quite [i]doable[/i] in fact these girls did not stay on the street long, one of them i observed came out of one car and within a minute was straight into another, i guess a couple of these girls were around an 6 or 7. on the three nights i was down the st kilda’s i never saw one asian girl, i guess they must prefer to work in massage parlours.

whilst walking around armed with my trusted camera one girl says: “hello how are you doing tonight?” so i ask her what a blow job goes for these days and she replies a$50 (u$36 /£20/€31) she asked if i am interested and i say yes, but don’t have a car, i thought she had a place nearby but she replies that she knows somewhere. she then tells me that usually in a car the prices are around a$80 (u$52 /£34/€50) or a$100 (u$73 /£42/€62) for sex.

so we continue walking down this street nearby greys ave and get into a partially darkened alley and she says: “welcome to my office!” takes of her jacket puts it on the ground then asks for the money up front, i pay her the fifty dollars and she is away, i pull out my dick and she is sucking on it like a good one, straight in her mouth a bbbj. she had a nice pair of tits and has her top down to give me good access for a feel around. but this girl was obviously on drugs because i noticed a damp smell from her when she got close to me, then it turns out, surprise surprise that she was actually a fellow brit. so here i am on the other side of the world and what do i find but a fellow brit offering bbbjs for a$50 – it’s unreal. when i say this alleyway was partially lit, i mean it had an opening facing the road, at any moment a car could have driven down this alleyway; therefore obviously it was difficult to concentrate on the job in hand.

there was nothing wrong with her bbbj to be honest and it was more me, despite my trying hard i could not come, thinking that a car, cop car or worse still a television crew with camera in tow doing an exposé on the vice scene in st kilda’s could drive in at any time. after a while it starts lightly raining so what with being outside, thinking about the cars, there was no way i could come, she asks me what wrong because she says she is normally good at her job. i tried to explain that it was me and not her, then she gets upright, pulls down her tight and says, ok you can just fuck me if you want, no condom, no nothing and she tries to motion me inside, i am now thinking of all the things i could catch and say thanks, but no thanks. she then gets back down and tries another round of sucking before i give up and she says i am usually very good at my job and usually guys cum in around two minutes.

i suggest that i grab some photos instead and she asks for a$100 and asks what do i want the photos for, i say for my private collection, she claims to have previously done some hard core photos and says that a$100 is cheap for photos because she was paid much more, i decline her offer.

we walk back and i ask her about any crimes in the area and she says that the girls never have a problem with muggers maybe just the guy might have someone try to rob them or me as a tourist. she explains that the only problem the girls face is sometime in a car the guys get carried away, as she doesn’t do anal, and some guys try to hold the girls down [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] them and don’t pay them so she usually tries to stick to places that are residential in case she needs help.

[b][u]day 3[/u][/b]

on a following night whilst trying to grab a couple of photos but they didn’t come out, but i one girl caught my eye and says hello so i ask her for a bbbj but she says she only does cbj. this girl doesn’t appear to be on drugs so i ask her for how much and where? she asks if i have a car, but i reply i am on the tram. this girl amy replies that she knows somewhere we can go and leads me down some road into this block of flats and then says then asks me to be quiet as we head into this block, towards the blocked off rubbish bins (trash cans) and proceeds to get on with the job.

with this girl i was able to cum within about five minutes, but i know it’s a bit seedy down an alleyway with your trousers down, but i would suggest this is something you should all try once in your life.

melbourne is a great place and gordon bennett in answer to your question how does australia compare to other countries? well let’s just put it this way, it is for good reason why australia is known as the "lucky country" – with asia on your doorstep and the amount of beautiful asian students already in your country, many brits like myself envy you guys.

following this brief visit to melbourne i am off to sydney for a couple of days.

Junior - The car park they are talking about is on the other side of the action area. It is a real carpark, and I have only ever seen SW which obviously has much more than I am interested in between the legs.

I have had several similar experiences in St Kilda. Once I picked up a girl. Same thing we went into an ally for BBBJ. She had some cardboard on the ground next to a warehouse. Great BJ, got me in the mood for more. Asked if she had a place. Yes she said so I converted to FS. We went into this appartment block. Up on thirs floor. Anyway she did not take me into a unit but a little garbage/laundry type room. Did fs in there. As we walked out a security guard walked in. She got really worried about it.

Most often it is possible to find good stock down there.

I wasn't saying that St Kilda is full of trannies. I think you have misconstrued what I have said. I was referring to a specific carpack in a specific part of St Kilda.


The carpack I was referring to in St Kilda is off Ackland St. Behind the supermarket.


In any case, hope you enjoyed Melbourne and please feel free to pm in you have any questions.

Have a great time in Sydney, buddy.

Btw, I am off to the Uk tomorrow. Business in Co Durham and in Cardiff, Wales. Hopefully I'll get a chance to stopover in Amsterdam.

Sainter,

Sorry, You are correct l did indeed get the wrong end of the stick, and was guard for any Trannys in the area, I am still on a learning curve where Melbourne is concerned. But as for myself currently getting the Sydney effect.

Trust you will have a good time in the UK and enjoy Amsterdam but take my advice and see if you can get a stopover somewhere in Asia? Because its a very long long flight.

Sorry guys not quite a melb report but a reply to a melbourne submission

Hi Juniour,

Another great report, I have been to Sydney a few times and recently stumbled onto a r & t place in Hurstville that is a real gem. A little different from your usual brothel but a great experience all the same. It is an Asian massage parlour and will do stricly a massage with hj for $60 but as always their can be the option of various happy endings costing an extra 30 to $50 depending on the girl. This may sound strange but what I liked about the place was the massage, its a beauty, there are bars on the roof for the girl to hold on to whilst she walks up your back. The adventure starts off with a shower and an old guy handing you a komono?? (robe) then pointing you in the direction of the small massage room. Then the asian girl gets into to great massage for around 15-20 mins then when its time to roll over the deals are offered. $30 for nude, $50 for cbj. Either way I guarantee after the service at this place you will feel a million bucks. I am not sure of the name but its on the first floor in rose street Hurstville, just around the corner from the train station. Go down rose street (which is an entrance to the shopping centre carpark) and on the left hand sdie the is an alley way, on the corner of this alleyway there is a 2 storey building (I think the entrance is right on the corner) you should see a sign on the first floor with Massage. If see this you are about to go to heaven. Sydney has lots of R & T places and the forum gives a good run down on some of them but I have been twice to this one and its always been good. Keep on rooting and reporting.

PS for the rest of the mongers out there any other r&t's in Melb s/e suburbs that are similar to the above would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Arse33]Anyone know any freelance contacts?[/QUOTE]I met a girl in Greeves st St Kilda last Sat arvo, said she was 19 but I think she was younger, her name was Jo. asked for $80 but I only had $50 she took that and gave me 45 minutes of great sex, was good at everything

Visited the middle place in Tope street yesterday afternoon and stayed with a new Korean girl Annie. They seem to have new girls every week at this place. Always students who have been here "one month". I'm sure they get trained in what to say. i've reached the stage of finding it amusing now. Anyway, pretty good service. She gets right into it, but with a bit too much loud fake moans. Nice body tongue massage and extended BBBJ with fire and ice treatment. No daty or ass play with this one though. She liked to be fucked hard and fast. Only problem is the price of $130 per 30 minutes. Wish it was closer to Westside prices.

Good reports Juniour,

Although I am an old hand in Melbourne, you seemed to have quickly grasped the Melbourne scene. Your reports are both well thought out and accurate. I have to say that your reports are far more accurate on both the street scene and brothels, much more so than Sainter.

BTW, went to 23 Hume and enjoyed Sandy, had a great experience. You also need to try Gorgi from Masquerades, quite similar in service.

Wd

Hi folks,

I'm looking for working girls who might provide the following experiences in Melbourne, and would appreciate any suggestions.

1. Caucasian, pref. European, who will not just let me COF, but be excited, keen, even desperate for it. Must be willing to have eyes open, mouth open, the full money shot PSE.

2. Caucasian, pref. Australian, with C or D-cup fake breasts, but skinny otherwise, who will deep throat, incl. deep face fucking lying on her back.

3. Any nationality, who is flexible enough to (a) let me fuck her with her legs behind her head, (b) bend over backwards while standing to suck, and (c) lay flat on her stomach with her legs split apart by 180 degrees, and take anal in this position.

4. Any girl who looks like Brooke Satchwell (ex-Neighbours).

Thanks in advance.

If this is not a joke how much do you plan to spend.



[QUOTE=Melb Glam]Hi folks,

I'm looking for working girls who might provide the following experiences in Melbourne, and would appreciate any suggestions.

1. Caucasian, pref. European, who will not just let me COF, but be excited, keen, even desperate for it. Must be willing to have eyes open, mouth open, the full money shot PSE.

2. Caucasian, pref. Australian, with C or D-cup fake breasts, but skinny otherwise, who will deep throat, incl. deep face fucking lying on her back.

3. Any nationality, who is flexible enough to (a) let me fuck her with her legs behind her head, (b) bend over backwards while standing to suck, and (c) lay flat on her stomach with her legs split apart by 180 degrees, and take anal in this position.

4. Any girl who looks like Brooke Satchwell (ex-Neighbours).

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Oz Boy]If this is not a joke how much do you plan to spend.[/QUOTE]

No this is not a joke.

I have in the past in Melbourne got close to 1. and 2., but not 3. and 4. in my list. No reason to think it can't happen again, I'm just not up with the scene and thought someone here might have some ideas.

Thanks.