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It is very hit and miss lately. New procedures have made the lines longer. Of course it depends on the time that you try to cross. In the wee hours of the morning it is usually little to no wait. Sat afternoon is a different matter all together.
Try hopping on one of the little $2 buses that run near the line. Even if it is not much faster at least you can sit while you wait.
Pedestrian Wait Time Estimates:
San Ysidro: 619-690-8999
Otay: 619-671-8999
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Maria Bonitas
Anyone been to Maria Bonitas?
Heres my story:
A group of 4 of us were making our first trip down, with only the knowledge passed down to us from friends. Parked for $7 bucks on the US side, walked down to the border.
Cabbie grabbed us and told us $7 for the ride. We knew we wanted to head to Hong Kong and then AB (because our buddies had told us about those palces), but we asked the Cabbie what he thought. I asked him about Chicago, and he asked if I was gay! I said HELL no, and he said that place has chicks with dicks. We all agreed no CC (believed him). He talked us out of AB saying it gets bad on Saturday nights because of all the guys that go there - the chicks would be coming up and down and up and down. We said no thanks to that (again, we believed him). We asked him where we should go - we said we wanted to drink first. He took us to some small strip club - Purple or something. We had a couple of beers and then left because it was so dead in there. He was outside waiting for us, so we got in and told him that place sucked. So he took us to Platinum.
WOW!
Hot chicks there...really cool strip club. He warned us no sex, and we were cool with it. We just wanted to get warmed up before getting laid at ABs. $8 cover charger (WTF!) but once we got in, chicks everywhere! Super hot ones too. Its really a cool strip joint. Got talked into a dance for $20 - this chick had a fat ass and was really sexy. She talked me into $20 more (after I said no like 50 times), saying "everything". I said what does "everything" mean? She said masturbate. I ponied up the $40 bucks, thinking it was a good deal and she was hot. Well it was a great lap dance, but she never jerked me off. All she did was grab my cock with my pants still on. The dance ended and I was pissed. I told the dudes there that she lied to me, and she said something to them like "loco" - that pissed me off so bad!
Went back to the booth and waited for one of my buddies - he got a dance too. Turns out, he got ripped off as well...his chick actually let him pentrate, but she got off and said $60 more to finish. He said no thanks. So that place sucks for sex - the cabbie was right. Great strip club if thats what you want, but don't go to Platinum and expect to get off. Those girls are PROS and will try to get as much money off you as possible.
We left after an hour. We were all kinda pissed and just wanted to get laid. Problem was, 2 of my buddies were too low on cash now. We had to go all the way back to the parking lot in the US to grab my buddy's ATM card. Then we came back to our cabbie and had him drive us around looking for an ATM that was open.
I was like 1am at this point, and the cabbie said most places close at like 2am. So we were rushing. Finaly we get to an ATM, my friend pulls cash, and the Cabbie takes us to get laid. He said he knows a place (again, he wouldnt take us to AB) for $80 everything, full sex. We were all game.
The place was Maria Bonitas and FINALLY we were happy. We walked in, the pimp demanded the money. We paid, then chose our girl. There was about 8 chicks there, couple really hot ones. I picked a cute, shy girl named Camilla.
She took me upstairs to this little room. It was like a doctors bed, with a paper sheet on it. Tiny room, but there was a mirror and the lights were on a dimmer. It was all really sanitary, which made me comfortable. She told me to undress and she left and came back about 10mins later.
She was really sexy. Told me to lay on my stomach and she gave me a 10 minute massage. Really gentle, put lotion all over my body. I was surprised how turned on I was, and was so relaxed I barely noticed that I had a major boner. It was a bit surprising to find her putting on my condom with me "standing at the ready"!
She got on her back, and said "listo?"
Oh man, I was soo turned on. She was so cute, in a sweet, girl-next door way. Great ass, perky tits, pretty face, amazing brown eyes, great long brown hair. I fucked her mish the whole time, and she was really liking it. She was so hot, and the mirror made things so sexy, that I almost busted early like twice! I had to really controll myself because I wanted to do her so good. She treated me like a king - I wanted to return the favor. I like to really take it slow, sort of like enjoying a fine meal. I figured since I spent the money, i wanted to get the most out of it. I was kissing all up on her neck, holding her close while staying in the mish the whole time. It was the best GFE I had. I felt like she was loving it, and I KNOW i was. I finished up, and it was great. There was a roll of toliet paper so I cleaned up and went downstairs to wait for my buddies. Theres a nice couch with a TV. I was so relaxed. Took a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] to clean the tubing, and my buddies came down and we left with big grins on our faces.
I thought about Camila for a week after. I want to go steal her away! She was great!
BUT! I spent 140 during my night down there, and I know I could spend less next time. I wouldnt mind hitting up a couple of Streetwalkers, but dont know anything about how to do it. I still have yet to go to AB, so thats an idea too.
Any suggestions? Or is $80 a good deal considering how good of a time I had? I would definetly go back to Maria Bonitas...i think its a "massage" parlor.
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As a general rule of thumb, it's a good idea to politely turn down any recommendations that a cabbie may offer. Many of the cabbies are in cahoots with some of the massage parlors and strip clubs that directly compete with the most popular clubs (i.e. AB). They're lookin' for a kick-back.
I've noticed that some of the cabbies will say anything to steer you clear of the Zona proper.
I think it's great that you ended hookin'-up with a hottie anyways but you guys should check out the Zona for some SG and AB action. Much better selection and overall better prices.
With regard to trannies at Chicago, that's news to me but always keep your eyes and ears wide open whilst mongering.
Oh by the way, how long did you have to wait in line when you returned to the States?
Good luck.
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Maria Bonita
[QUOTE=Bolthead] Or is $80 a good deal considering how good of a time I had? I would definetly go back to Maria Bonitas...i think its a "massage" parlor.[/QUOTE]
You didn't mention how long you were in the room with the chica. If it was for an hour you got a very good deal.
BTW the cabby gets a commission up to $20 for taking you to a mp. That's why he didn't want to take you to HK or Chicago.
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Best times to cross
JazznGolf,
I've crossed many times and have generally found that daytime is typically worst. Morning and afternoon can be 2 hour waits but generally less early in the afternoon and at night. I've had no waits late at night if that's an option. Avoid your typical rush hour times. But, very late is quickest.
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[QUOTE=Reinaldo]You didn't mention how long you were in the room with the chica. If it was for an hour you got a very good deal.
BTW the cabby gets a commission up to $20 for taking you to a mp. That's why he didn't want to take you to HK or Chicago.[/QUOTE]No it wasnt an hour. it was more like a half hour (i think?), but there was no clock watching or anything. We went as long as it took me to get off.
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[QUOTE=California Guy]I think these have all been kidnappings on the US side right and they were taken to TJ? I only noticed the report on the link you posted.[/QUOTE]
I love it!!!
Kusi is hebrew for pussy!
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Team Juanita?
Could someone please tell me about the service Team Juanita? The girls look to good to be true. I have seen a post saying it is a ripoff. Could you please explain what the problem is with this service?
Thanks!
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As they say, timing is everything. No matter where you monger, Brazil, Thailand, Tj.. A good example, last Saturday, me and a friend went to Tj.. First stop B/T.. We go in and there are about 3 to 4 outstanding looking chicas I would have loved to done. I was meeting Marielos there so all I did was look. My friend was telling me how he took a bunch of friends here the week before but there was no talent what so-ever. All his friends left the bar disappointed vowing never to return to this bar.
My friend was commenting on how if his same friends were here last Saturday, their view of the bar would have been so much different. I guess my point is, you never know what you are going to find but never stop looking even if your last trip was somewhat of a disappointment.
Anyways, Marielos set up my friend with one of her girlfriends and we went to dinner then to La Ma Masion to finish off the evening.
We went to dinner and I highly recommend this place, Cheripan. It is an Argentine restaurant and we all had the steaks. Everyone loved it. The atmostphere is like going to an upscale restaurant in L.A.. They have different prices for the steaks but the one I got was for $15.00usd and I took half of it home. Just like the gourmet restaurants here, everyting is ala carte.
The dinner and drinks for the 4 of us came out to roughly $100usd. If you want to impress that special girl, I recommend this restaurant. It is located near the Grand Hotel to give you an idea of what section of town it is in.
Q
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Team Juanita
[QUOTE=Hilo Boy]Could someone please tell me about the service Team Juanita? The girls look to good to be true. I have seen a post saying it is a ripoff. Could you please explain what the problem is with this service?
Thanks![/QUOTE]
I have never gone with any of the girls from Team Juanita because I'm not willing to pay $150 an hour. That said my understanding is that Team Juanita is legit. The girls are for real.
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Travel time
Does anyone know how long it takes to drive from the border to the San Diego airport at around 6am on a Friday morning? I gotta catch an 8:15am flight, but don't know what to anticipate for traffic.
Thanks!
ME
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Travel Time
[QUOTE=Muff Eater]Does anyone know how long it takes to drive from the border to the San Diego airport at around 6am on a Friday morning? I gotta catch an 8:15am flight, but don't know what to anticipate for traffic.
Thanks!
ME[/QUOTE]A journey I have done many times. At that time in the morning the traffic will not be bad - it may only get busy when very close to airport. I have found that even at times when other cities get busy with commuters the traffic around SD does not get really bad!! Therefore, 20 to 30 minutes should be more than enough.
However, when I have tried to travel to airports and leave it as late as possible I have encountered unexpected delays - that is why I am saying it may take as long as 30 mins.
PNI
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Tijuana Trip
Hello Fellow Mongers
I will have a chance to visit you mongers from East Coast ( Wash DC ) this June. June 22nd - June 25th for three nights and four days. I will be staying near Tijuana on US side. I would love to hang with any of you mongers for a round of Golf during the days and Tijuana chicas during the nights. Any of you mongers interested, please let me know.
Asian Shark
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[QUOTE=Pnireland]A journey I have done many times. At that time in the morning the traffic will not be bad - it may only get busy when very close to airport. I have found that even at times when other cities get busy with commuters the traffic around SD does not get really bad!! Therefore, 20 to 30 minutes should be more than enough.
However, when I have tried to travel to airports and leave it as late as possible I have encountered unexpected delays - that is why I am saying it may take as long as 30 mins.
PNI[/QUOTE]
Hi. Hope you have a great trip. I *have* been caught in traffic at 6 am around San Diego, so would suggest leaving more than 20 or 30 minutes to get from the border to the airport. For myself, I'd leave 1 hour, just to be safe. Best wishes!
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Not a report but...
Interesting information about the change in Mexico's drug laws.
Mexico's Congress Legalizes Drugs for Personal Use
Friday, April 28, 2006
Fast Facts: What Would Be Legal in Mexico?
MEXICO CITY — Mexico's Congress approved a bill Friday decriminalizing possession of small amounts of marijuana, ecstasy, cocaine and heroin for personal use — a measure sure to raise questions in Washington about Mexico's commitment to the war on drugs.
The only remaining step was the signature of President Vicente Fox, whose office indicated he would sign it.
Supporters said the law would let police focus on drug smuggling, rather than on busting casual users. The bill also would stiffen many drug-related penalties: for trafficking, for possession near schools, and for possession of even small quantities by government employees.
Criminal penalties for drug sales would remain on the books.
"We can't close our eyes to this reality," said Sen. Jorge Zermeno, of Fox's conservative National Action Party. "We cannot continue to fill our jails with people who have addictions."
The administration of U.S. President George W. Bush scrambled to come up with a response.
"We're still studying the legislation, but any effort to decriminalize illegal drugs would not be helpful," a U.S. diplomat said on condition of anonymity.
The bill, passed by Mexico's Senate on a 53-26 vote with one abstention, had already been quietly approved in the lower house of Congress and was sent Friday to the president's desk. Presidential spokesman Ruben Aguilar indicated Fox would sign it.
"This law gives police and prosecutors better legal tools to combat drug crimes that do so much damage to our youth and children," he said.
If signed into law, the bill could have an impact on Mexico's relationship with the United States — and on the vast numbers of vacationing students who visit Mexico, often to take advantage of its rarely enforced drinking age of 18.
The bill says criminal charges will no longer be brought for possession of up to 25 milligrams of heroin, five grams of marijuana — about one-fifth of an ounce, or about four joints — and half a gram of cocaine — about half the standard street-size quantity, which is enough for several lines of the drug.
"No charges will be brought against ... addicts or consumers who are found in possession of any narcotic for personal use," the Senate bill reads. It also lays out allowable quantities for a large array of other drugs, including LSD, MDA, ecstasy — about two pills' worth — and amphetamines.
Some of the amounts are eye-popping: Mexicans would be allowed to possess a kilogram (2.2 pounds) of peyote, the button-sized hallucinogenic cactus used in some native Indian religious ceremonies.
Mexican law now leaves open the possibility of dropping charges against people caught with drugs if they are considered addicts and if "the amount is the quantity necessary for personal use." But the exemption isn't automatic.
The new bill drops the "addict" requirement — automatically allowing any "consumers" to have drugs — and sets out specific allowable quantities.
Sale of all drugs would remain illegal under the proposed law, unlike the Netherlands, where the sale of marijuana for medical use is legal and it can be bought with a prescription in pharmacies.
While Dutch authorities look the other way regarding the open sale of cannabis in designated coffee shops — something Mexican police seem unlikely to do — the Dutch have zero tolerance for heroin and cocaine. In both countries, commercial growing of marijuana is outlawed.
In Colombia, a 1994 court ruling decriminalized personal possession of small amounts of cocaine, heroin and other drugs. But President Alvaro Uribe, who is almost assured of re-election next month, wants to change that with a constitutional amendment.
"Allowing the personal dosage of drugs is inconsistent with a country committed to fighting the war on drugs," Uribe said at a campaign stop.
The effects could be significant, given that Mexico is rapidly becoming a drug-consuming nation as well as a shipment point for traffickers, and given the number of U.S. students who flock to border cities or resorts like Cancun and Acapulco on vacation.
"This is going to increase addictions in Mexico," said Ulisis Bon, a drug treatment expert in Tijuana, where heroin use is rampant. "A lot of Americans already come here to buy medications they can't get up there ... Just imagine, with heroin."
U.S. legalization advocates greeted the bill with glee.
Ethan Nadelmann, director of the New York-based Drug Policy Alliance, called it "a very good move," saying it removed "a huge opportunity for low-level police corruption." In Mexico, police often release people detained for minor drug possession in exchange for bribes.