You are too used to fine pussy my man!
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1313692]7 very doggy, dodgy ho's universally unattractive, ugly and or fat.[/QUOTE]Hey Rocketboy, sorry it didn't work out there for you dude. Thing is you are used to both Artemis and private apartments, locations with real fine women. I don't get the impression you really are into public or gangbang action? Even if the women are fine. Places like Insomnia are not for the majority of guys anyway. The older I get the more attractive I find doggy, doggy ho's.
I have been wanking alot over my time there lately, especially the sneaky bareback I had with one of the more attractive blondes, plus swallowing alot of her pussy juice! Yummy.
Ultimately for me a place like Insomnia wins over a place like Artemis everytime. Insomnia is like a cheap buffet where you eat nonstop where Artemis is like an expensive restaurant, where you just sit and look at the lovely food that you can barely afford, and then only eat a little once or twice in a whole day there.
Last Word on Surf and Turd!
[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1314195]A beautiful young couple had entered the club, and unfortunately they were high on drugs. Seemed like MDMA / GHB or Amphetamine. The guy was fully dressed, while his beautiful blond, slender GF was stripping, and she gathered some horny guys incl myself. Started dancing very sexy, eye contact even it was blurred, she managed to give 6 guys erection, but we were not allowed to touch, only watch. She was naked, and started fingering her pussy while the guys were masturbating. Then she changed to one finger in her ass, and we were happy. 2,3 4 and suddenly she started fistfucking herself with the entire hand deeply and forcefully. I haven't seen this before in real life, and it was fascinating. And then. She points at me indicating she wants something from the table. I thought she wanted to be penetrated, but what she really wanted was toilet paper. She pulled her arm / hand out and with the biggest smile on her beautiful face she proudly showed us a large amount of shit! She put it in the paper and thanked the audience. Some guys left and two of us were staring at each other just like we could't believe what we have been watching. Inside of me something died. Just when the arm was out I only wanted to scream, but I ended up in a perplex state.
I needed a beer, and it felt releasing. Sometimes it is too much. I just want pussy and happy surroundings. Artemis uber alles!
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However, then we have Zimmerbaby's mundo bizarro tale of surf and turd. I imagine you just about popped an aorta when you read what you missed. No shit.
And Zimbo, you dodged a huge bullet (literally) being passed over for a roll of toilet paper. Now you know why they call it Insomnia, because after what you saw there, I bet you can't sleep either.[/QUOTE]
Mein Gott, I know I shouldn't but I can't remember when I laughed so hard!
Beautifully described by the intrepid Zimmerbaby and then pithily summed up by Rocketboy.
A case of 'anywhere but here' ueber alles...
Insomnia 8/16/12 Thursday Gang Bang Party
Insomnia Report 8/16/12.
Hours: 2 PM to midnight.
Location: Insomnia.
Alt Tempelhof 17-19; Berlin 12099.
[url]www.insomnia-berlin.de[/url]
I am buzzed into the club. At the front desk I am asked to pay 90 euros entry for the Thursday gang bang party which includes all drinks, food, and sex. I am told to undress in the open foyer before I can gain access to the main club. There is a row of empty hangers nearby. I place my pants and shirt on an available hanger. The girl takes my clothing and book bag (containing all of my valuables) and places them in a coat check behind her. I am given a small pink ticket with a number and my first name printed on it so that I might later claim my belongings on my exit.
Properly clothed wearing black underwear and black flip-flops I climb up the stairs to the main club. It is medium-sized with the bar to the right on entering. In the center area of the room is a large black cushioned platform where most of the group sex takes place. A DJ in the corner plays techno music. Along the walls are additional padded platforms where you can relax, watch the activity, or have sex. There are four separate back rooms, a Jacuzzi, and a shower area. A large video screen above one doorway plays porn with BDSM themes. There is an upstairs loft with more sex beds, a small dining area, and a few tables and chairs. Most of the tables have jars with condoms, bottles of lubrication, and paper towels.
There are about 45 people present. Most of the patrons are between 30-55 years old, with the majority in their 30s-40s. There are about 10-12 women. I am not sure how many of the women are paid by the club, but at least 5-6 seem to be house women. Most of the house women are in their 20's. They range from 5-6/10 in appearance with one blond rating 7. 5/10. On this Thursday night the club is not very crowded, especially when the back rooms are being used. I had enjoyable and unusual sex multiple times over eight hours in the club.
When I first arrive there are two house girls having sex on the center area with three men. I immediately join the group. I test the waters first by lightly touching the leg of one of the girls. I am not rebuffed so I engage actively. One girl is performing cunnilingus on her friend while her friend is performing fellatio on one man and giving a hand job to another. The third man is stroking his cock while he watches. I am immediately turned on by the girl-on-girl cunnilingus. I put on a rubber and enter the girl giving cunnilingus from behind. She accepts me happily. I am able to position myself so that I can fuck my girl and simultaneously lick the same pussy my girl is licking. We do this for a while until my girl turns over on her back, blows me briefly, and then demands I fuck her hard. While fucking her missionary, she bites and scratches me in a sexual frenzy. I keep it up as long as I can, then pull out and begin licking her pussy. When I am finished with this, I turn again to her friend. I pull off my condom and am greeted by her friend's warm mouth on my cock. The second girl then puts a new condom on me and soon I am fucking her.
I take a brief break to check out the food on the second level. It is a bit disappointing. Hot noodles, some soup or stew, hard boiled eggs, green beans, vegetable salad, melon, bread, and cheesecake. It is set up on a single table just as you might have when visiting a friend's house for a Saturday football game. The food is replenished often during the evening. During my visit no one seems to use the upstairs for any sexual activity.
Back downstairs I explore some of the other rooms. I walk to one side and discover a woman surrounded by five men. She is on her back servicing four simultaneously. One cock in each hand, a cock in her pussy, and one guy forcefully fucking her mouth and face. Her body is arched both from the guy fucking her pussy and from the guy extending her head and neck backwards off the table while he fucks her face. Her moans of pleasure and excitement are genuine being handled by so many men. The men are all very polite to each other. I edge my way in to the group. The woman notices me, turns her head towards me, pulls one cock out of her mouth and replaces it with mine. I observe that soft and gentle sex here in the club is uncommon. A heavy hand and physicality seem to be preferred by most of the women. All of the women give BBBJ and many ask for come-on-body or come-on-face.
I hear moaning and slapping from another area. Curious, I explore the noises. I come upon a beautiful 30 year old blond (7. 5/10) getting abused by a group of six men. She moans for more as one man slaps her breasts. Another man is finger-fucking her hard and slapping her pussy. A third man is shoving his cock down her throat and dick slapping her across the face. This scene excites me. I have never before seen or been a part of this type of activity. The woman is going wild. I join the first man by slapping her right breast while he slaps the left. I then begin to alternately slap her thighs, her ass, and her stomach. All the while she is saying 'yes' and 'more. ' Random guys are fucking her pussy hard, switching spots after a period of time. I begin to put more heat into my slapping and her moaning increases. Now one guy gently slaps her on the face. She likes this. I am at the top near her head. She has been giving us both BBBJ trying to stick both of our cocks in her mouth at once. I am intrigued about slapping a woman in the face during sex. I start out slow and soft to gauge her acceptance. I then slap her face harder and harder. The other men continue to slap her pussy and breasts. More vaginal penetration. The other man near her head begins to jerk off harder and harder and ultimately comes all over her face. He and I wipe his cum over her face, making her lick it off of our hands. The sex continues.
On one of the smaller couches in the main room is a short-haired blond tattooed woman I have been observing all evening. She never plays on the main platform. I watch her most of the evening chatting and stroking two older patrons. I finally approach close enough to discover that one of the men is fisting her pussy. His entire hand and wrist are deep inside her. I watch as he pulls his fist out. I am impressed by his boldness and her spirit of adventure. When this man excuses himself I have the woman give me a BBBJ. After a while I put on a condom and fuck her. All I can think about is a man's fist formerly inside her giant box.
In the club are a few gynecological chairs. This is great. The beauty above (7. 5/10) is taking a break in one of the chairs wearing her little dress, sitting cross-legged and sipping a cola. I approach her and start rubbing her legs. She is agreeable and I push her dress up and start to rub her pussy through her panties. I uncross her legs and put them in the stirrups. I pull her panties aside and begin a sweet-tasting pussy-licking and finger- fucking which brings her to orgasm. A number of men have started to congregate around us and shortly drag her off the chair and into the back room again, where they repeat the fucking and abuse she seems to enjoy.
One woman has been eyeing me all evening. She is about 40 years old and a bit on the heavier side, but not too bad. She is obviously not a house woman. She has mostly been sitting at the bar area, having some sex discreetly. I walk over to her and touch one of her legs. She begins to softly moan and takes both of my hands and places them firmly on her thighs. Soon I pull out her breasts from her top and lick her nipples. She gently caresses my head as I kiss her chest. Another man at the next stool behind her at the bar is rubbing her back and shoulders. I start to finger her pussy and that goes on for a bit. I then go down on her, while she is sitting on the bar stool. I lick her slow and nice and this drives her crazy, I taste her getting wet. I come up after a while and she grabs the shaft of my uncovered cock. She starts to rub her pussy with the head of my cock, first just rubbing the lips of her pussy, then deeper. Soon she has pushed my cock and shaft deep inside her and we are fucking on the bar stool. This is amazingly pleasurable. I love the experience of being sexually wanted and desired by a stranger.
Unexpectedly I come across a woman I have met earlier that week in Berlin. I have been to a BDSM dungeon for a bit of fun. My new friend tells me she comes to Insomnia often. Since she already knows me it is easy to convince her to play for a while on the central mats. We are kissing, petting, blowing, licking, sucking, and fucking. We do this for a long time. Although most sex is shared group sex, it is possible to enjoy one-on-one sex for as long as you and your partner like. This type of mutual chemistry happened to me twice that night, with two different women.
Later in the evening in one of the back rooms with curtains drawn I discover two men having sex with each other. They are at it for a long time performing oral sex on each other. They are never bothered by the management, so it appears it is tolerated.
Showers are available. You must ask for a towel at the bar. Dress code is black underwear for men. Some men wear fishnet shirts, black tee-shirts, or thongs. Many men walk around naked. Bring dark shoes, such as flip flops or sandals. The sex platforms are wiped down occasionally. Smoking is permitted in the club. Give your pink ticket to the bartender upon arrival and she will return it to you when you need to grab something from your bag or want to leave for the evening. The ability to speak German is not needed.
I am rather new to the gang bang party scene, although experienced in most of the other areas discussed on this forum. I had an unforgettable time, with sex that ranged from sweet to abusive. I had sex with ten different women, many times repeating throughout the night. When I became bored with a particular activity, I just pulled back and walked off to a different area. I am still relishing the time I spent in Insomnia and hope I have the chance to return.
Insomnia club for swinging couples?
Is Insomnia a good place to bring my wife who likes to swing with other women observe normal (not house girls) couples fucking all night long?
Thanks
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Sexy Alexa who I fucked last year
I was looking thru Insomnia swingersclub youtube channel [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/InsomniaClubBerlin[/url]
Watching this video [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnDf0iQnT0Y[/url]
I immediately recognized this incredibly hot burd who I fucked there on 2 days when I was there last year. She is at 4.35 in the video..
Alexa, shitty attitude but hot as fuck bird! Amazing body. I wonder will she be there when I visit next week?
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Blonde from Insomnia pissing on the street @ CSD 2012 Berlin
Just looking thru more Insomnia vids on youtube. Some bizarre stuff. I'm amazed this hasnt been pulled from youtube. I've had vids banned for far less.
[url]http://youtu.be/NFxoGhcChZE?t=1m30s[/url]