Club Dietzenbach: Heaven on Earth; Night 1
On a beautiful starry German night this past September I pressed a white buzzer on an iron clad gate to an ' FKK Club' in a city about 20 minutes outside of Frankfurt and was buzzed in and greeted by a scantily dressed little blond with pigtails who handed me a towel and thus began Chapter 2 of ' How do become addicted to mongering in Germany. ' On that fateful night I walked not in to an FKK club call it anything you want, this place is nothing short of a god dam fucking whor*house. It also happens to be the best whor*house I have ever been in all my years of goofing around with pay for pussy; although I do miss the $20 brothel off Jamaica Avenue in Queens New York and the day four new girls walked in with their suitcases fresh off the boat from Puerto Rico in 1988. That's when it all started.
Yes, there is a sauna, some crap food, drinks, lockers, a keybox and all the works in the lowest possible forms possible so I'm guessing it meets the definition of an FKK but IMHO it's a pure brothel. No need to describe it here, everyone has been (that cares too) but those who haven't this place should be on every john's bucket list, but different strokes for different folks. My friend explained to me once you sit with a girl you basically are committed to fucking her. That was pretty much the only thing I needed to learn. I circulated a bit moving couch to couch watching the inventory come and go. I finally figured I would fuck something, anything, get the ball rolling but I had not yet grown accustomed to the fact these girls aren't all bubbly and smiling and often look bored and disinterested on the couches (but that is just the norm) so I set my goals low. I aimed for one of the girls dancing by the entry who was a little chunkier than others yet pretty. I picked her because she looked happy, not realizing looking miserable is part of how the girls are there, they just chill often looking bored until a guy grabs them. I figured a dancing Mrs. Happy would give me good service. She would be a good starter. She goes by the name Erika. I expressed my desire to be sexually gratified by her and she grabbed a key from the desk and I than made my first walk of what would be many up the Stairway to Heaven that leads to the upper rooms where one can shut the door, be naked with a woman and enjoy all that a woman can offer him that will culminate in the most intense physical pleasure that sexual intercourse can allow, including the offering a man can provide a woman during heightened moments of excitement as well and the physicals feelings of excitement that said action leads to in some women who can share that pleasure. Erika led me in to the room where the first Dietz session would occur.
We laid down two small sheets on the bed. I really want one of these sheets, next time I will ask how to acquire one. I will use it to cover myself on the Delta Airlines flight home to Atlanta and keep warm. I laid on my back for the usual blowjob and fuck but this one went for kissing. I am not in to this kissing shit but I ' played along' as I wanted her in the happiest and most generous sharing mood possible so I kissed her back and started fingering her pussy. She not only let me, she spread her legs wider so I could get two, than three shoved in there. I think that was the moment I realized this just isn't any brothel these are true fucking who*res and you own them till you bust. All the ' pressure' one might feel in a session at a larger club was gone. No upselling or ' I don't do that' ; I knew for once I could just relax, enjoy and take my time ' the clock was off. ' By this time my dick was standing at full mast excited for what this girl and this infamous club had in store for me. Erika motioned and in broken English asked me if I wanted a blowjob. She than got in position, prepared my dick for proper entry in to her mouth and she proceeded to give me an excellent blowjob. It was one of the better blowjobs I had this past trip although I still prefer the one the former McDonald's Romanian hooker gave me at Sharks. Enough oral sex, time to fuck. She got the item (s) she needed for sex with a john than dabbed her pussy with a little jelly and got on top of me. Man that felt good! Last time a pussy possibly felt that good in Germany was in FKK Mainhatten when I lost my hard on and the former Mainhatten girl (the ones there hate her) ripped the rubber off and let me fuck her bareback. I wonder where she is now, I'll have to venture out in to the World of the FKK's to find her. I must have dosed myself just right with Viagra this time as my dick felt so hard and firm in her much more pleasurable feeling vagina than the one I had been inside of in Darmstadt earlier in the day. Speaking of Darmstadt, I plan to play a little German game I have read about and on my Sunday upcoming visit later this month I will go to Sharks and pay a reduced entry, use the sauna all day, hot tubs, eat like a King but not spend a fucking Euro yet get mentally stimulated staring at pussy. I will than head to Dietzenbach to fuck for 40 E instead of 50 E or 100 E and also pay a reduced entry of 15 E. I bring that up simply because I realized that one can be cheap down the road and enjoy the offerings down in Darmstadt that Dietzenbach can not provide than simply swap and head to Dietzenbach to enjoy what Darmstadt does not regularly provide in a non-rushed fashion for just 40 E and much more intense feelings to accompany the 40 E expenditure. Erika and I ended up switching positions and shortly after I emptied my load in to the waiting receptacle that was naturally already in place and provided for me to place my mess. This was followed by the usual cleanup and we walked down the Stairway to Heaven to the boxes where I handed her 40 E and went back to the shower. I than washed my hair and body I think two times, my balls and dick maybe 5 times.
After freshening up, I stuck another 40 E in my box as I always do so cash is ready for the next hooker. It was starting to get late, think had about an hour or even less until closing. I had to make a choice for one more before calling it a night. They all looked bored, playing on their phones texting their boyfriends, managers, pimps whoever. I didn't think I would find anybody in time. It was soon 15 minutes to closing and I finally saw one who looked interesting. A mid 20's (it was a little dark inside maybe older) blonde colored hair girl with a fairly decent body. She looked like my type, was one of the better looking ones and I got up and sat on the couch next to her. She didn't speak any English, all I could do was point to the room. This one took me to the very back room downstairs. We got in the room and off went the towels and she put her stuff to the side. The bed sheets were then placed down. This kind lady did not take out any lube, no condoms, just laid down on the bed and motioned with her finger to ' come here' and started kissing me. She reached down and started stroking my cock and he got stiff pretty quick. This girl was fun and I wish I chosen her first but there's always tomorrow, or the next day, maybe even the next day after that but in the meantime there she laid, all mine, my very own woman to do what I want with. I was suddenly overcome with the desire to go down on this girl and that I did. I chowed her pussy till my face was soaking wet, with what I do not know nor do I care. She was delicious to eat. The only thing better would be to fuck that pussy raw. I think her sentiments were the same as well. No English or Bulgarian needed to be spoken, I shoved my cock right in to her waiting wet pussy as deep as I could. I fucked her hard and deep and even glanced down at the site of my dick drilling in and out of her and the natural wetness that coated my member. Those pussy lips looked great getting pulled in and out with each thrust of my dick in and out of her in the very manner that thousands of other men have done at Dietzenbach and in just about every club in the NRW AO region over the last 8 or 9 years where she has worked under four names. I than also did what thousands of other men throughout Germany have done and I blew my load of cum deep in to her wet and warm pussy and in to her cervix. Once I blew my load I did that 2-4 pump thing just to make sure got all the drops out than pulled out or her drenched pussy. For the third load of the day not bad, her pussy quickly leaked it out and she grabbed it with her hand, reached for the paper towels and cleaned herself up. She needed to wipe a few times. We walked to the box, I grabbed her 40 E and handed it to, darn what the hell is her name? Let's just call her XXX. XXX than ascended the Stairway to the Bidet to clean my cum out of her pussy.
And that is how the first night at Dietzenbach went. I went back several more times. For me it was a very relaxing atmosphere, by the time the days were up I felt like I wanted to get my bags and move in I felt so at home. The whole ride back to Frankfurt all I could think about was the fun and games that would await me the next day, like explaining to XXX why she is always the last of the night and the entertainment she would find in my answer and the laughter she shared with the other girls. Well at least the harem at Dietz all knows what I enjoy and XXX is now my favorite cum dumpster. At the rate I am going and two tickets to GER in hand she will be lucky to hold the title for more than two more trips, in hooker world that is a long time. Somewhere in Germany is YYY waiting to take over. As to XXX; I tracked her back to many NRW clubs, about 8 years, 4 different names. I did some math, and having read a post on an AO forum the average girl at an AO club gets creamed about 8 times a day tried to extrapolate a ballpark number that have creampied XXX. If she fucks 8 (she did 17 guys one night before me) guys a day and worked 5 times a week that is 40 men. That is 160 in a month. If she takes off two months of the year and works only ten that is 1,600 a year. Since many rooms are regulars and using what an American hooker told me was 30 percent repeat /70% new guys that would be 1,120 different men per year. If she has been in the AO clubs for 8 years let's be nice and give her one year off; that would come out to 7,840 different men who have fucked her. God bless her.
The most funny thing in all this is that many years ago when Costa Rica was cheap, Prague was BBBJ central and the stuck up snobs in Amsterdam were paid in Guilders I read about Dietz, back in my Chicago days. At the time I lived in pure poverty and didn't have many funds as I used every penny sent from home on my horticultural habit and going to Windsor, CA to get laid that I couldn't afford to shop at the Jewel, Chicagoland's major supermarket. Instead I drove to the redneck state of Indiana to buy smokes, fill the tank up for cheap as gas was less due to no city tax and while there would get groceries at this cheap store we had, it was called Aldi. Aldi was interesting. They provided no bags, you had to request one! Bags were not provided if you wanted your goodies wrapped up at ' checkout' you had to provide a bag, it was your responsibility. Totally optional.
Reduced costs aside, Aldi is a most fitting name for this great little establishment that I swore I would never go to or step foot in that only dirtballs and scumbags would be there you know, the kind of low life's who would steal towels and possibly even fuck the fat Chinese pig at Sharks! I know one probably many of you is holding out, with all the thousands of posts and undoubtedly tens of thousands of more reads in the Sharks thread alone somebody has fucked that girl! I was thinking I might be able to fuck her in one of those back cabins, if it is not too cold out maybe can discreetly tell her to meet me back there, fuck her and pay her and no one will know. Maybe she speaks English or Spanish so I can explain to her in a very nice and gentle way that I wish to clandestinely fuck her. I notice sometimes girls will walk back to the locker room with a sheet around them not a towel, maybe I can put her pink towel on and my white towel over it and walk to my locker and put her pink towel in my bag and she can just walk back in a sheet a minimum of 50 feet behind me and it will be a perfect mission. Fuck Chinese pig, no one sees, I get pink towel.
Let's see, it is about 07:00 in Dietzenbach now, you all are probably eating breakfast now and having coffee and in about 3:30 hours the first load of the day will probably get dumped in one of the ten to twelves posted girls with pictures and by 22:00 that number will probably be 50 if a slow day, 75 if normal and maybe 100+ if busy.
Speaking of cream, do Germans traditionally put cream in their coffee?
Kosher Kowboy. Great report
Kosher Kowboy,
May I commend you for your witty, engaging and well conceptualised report. Thank you for taking the time to write to inform and also to entertain.
My thanks be to you.
Keep the reports coming.
1. No Stress Dietzenbach 2. Sweet Bianca
Kosher. Again thanks for the time and effort you put into your reports.
You have shamed me into trying to reflect a bit more on my experience in the club recently to reinforce the points you make.
1.General
As you say, it is no place for someone wanting great facilities. On the plus side the showers work perfectly, there is always shower gel, working hair dryers, mouth rinse (not sure about sharing that) and signs saying that customers will get better service from the girls if they (the customers) don't smell!! There is a working sauna and self service coffee and cold drinks.
The downside is the lack of food apart from boiled frankfurters and bread (the later is edible).
As you say Kosher, the club is a place where one can easily feel at home. It does not feel like a sex production line. You mention that the girls look a bit down in the mouth. This is the first impression, but it fades at time goes on. The girls are there sitting on the sofas (a no approach policy) so clearly get bored. But I realised in the end that there were a lot of jokes between the girls, a lot of chatting, and a general camaraderie. It is not a party club like Samya. But for watching naked girls it is one of the best. It feels like a domestic situation, as the girls say Hello, goodbye to guests, and as they all group to fold the towels.
I like the way that on entry one of the girls comes and says Hi and gives you a towel, and that because it is a small club you are instantly registered by all the girls.
I was there for several days and found the girls really helpful. I lost my car keys and they helped me find them: one girl said that for some reason that made her really like me. I mislaid the keys because on entry three girls were welcoming me effusively in three different languages and I lost my brain. That welcome was what I would have expected if i had been a famous handsome young star of screen as opposed to an old creep. You don't get that on entry at Sharks where the reception can barely be bothered to take your money.Later on just after I left I found I had I lost my glasses, and despite having dressed, they let me walk through the club looking for them: that is normally fiercely forbidden in all clubs. I spent a long time with one girl, and the other girls were really helpful telling me where she was and how long she would be in a room. There were some fun things I've never seen in another club: for example, in the middle of a session one girl was looking over the partition to see what I was doing, and also there were occasional funny conversations between the girl I was with and other girls outside the room. They only did this because by then it was clear I was really relaxed in the place.
I dealt with the lack of food by bringing my own, by sharing meals girls had ordered from a romanian kitchen. Again very much at home.
With the girls in this club, once you are in the room, there is no precious princess behaviour :)The girls know you are there to fuck them pure and simple and that is what they want you to do as Kosher memorably writes. Again no stress. Nothing better than being with an attractive sensitive sweet girl knowing that I can fuck her whenever I feel like it.
Unlike other clubs there is totally no upselling or requests for tips. DFK is not automatic but is available.
English skills in the club are very variable. Bianca has good English. With many girls it helps if one has some German and / or Romanian
2. Bianca
And then there is Bianca. Each day over four days I spent several hours with Bianca and each day one other girl. Bianca is one of the sweetest, kindest workers I have ever come across. Super slim, Afro extensions, tattoo on her right forearm. The longest day I was with her six hours in total and the time just flew. I totally understand why she has a major fan club. It has been about three years since I had a real favourite: one ISG member has asked me if I have donated on of my kidneys to her yet LOL.
On my next trip I plan on six days at Dietzenbach, probably about 10 hours every day.
3. Practicalities
Getting there. Twenty minutes by car from Frankfurt, or S-Bahn to Dietzenbach then an under ten minute bus journey.
Resources. There is a Rewe about five minutes drive away for rolls, fillings, fruit etc, or in Max Planck Strasse there are places like Burger King.
Cash. I have failed to find a local ATM (apart from one which gave me a 500 euro note!
Parking: in the centre of Dietzenbach is difficult and needs a parking disc. There is a major shopping area out of the centre (10 minutes from Dietzenbach club) but it is full of giant shops: not much use for a few items.
Accommodation: I have found an excellent cheap AirBNB ten minutes by car from the club.