[QUOTE=Excess]report to follow but doubt that I will be able to reach or beat our two posters[/QUOTE]Don't worry. As you report is about next week's visit, it will be the most recent report and therefore most valuable :).
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[QUOTE=Excess]report to follow but doubt that I will be able to reach or beat our two posters[/QUOTE]Don't worry. As you report is about next week's visit, it will be the most recent report and therefore most valuable :).
[QUOTE=Routard]I was alone, and it must be much more fun to go with a couple of friends. So why not together next time? December you said?[/QUOTE]
You bet, I am in! As soon as my trip firms up, I'll let you know. We could organize another ISG gettogether. The last one at FKK was great fun!
And then let's also talk about going to Rio. I have to show 4*4 to you. This is the wildest place I have ever been to in my entire life :D
euro
[QUOTE=Hollandmale]Don't worry. As you report is about next week's visit, it will be the most recent report and therefore most valuable :).[/QUOTE]
Very smooth, Hollandmale, it is clear why the FKK ladies love you.
I hate to think what damage you could cause in and with your own mother tongue. :-))
As it will be my first visit to Bernd's, I am sure that I will have my eyes wide open. Look foward to it.
Hi all,
My story started about in June when, after you made me know about fkk, you support my boring question and so on. THANKS, I decided to try and I tried Palace. Was great, I made my report and I felt without any wishises to come back to my country hobby (italy.) where you spent only and usually you are ripped off about service.
So, after one month I couldn't stay in my skin and I tried also Oase. But. I didn't make report as it was bad experience but bad becouse of me. During flight my temperature grow up and so only two session but only trying not to waste trip, organization and so on. And now I need to try to go again ingermany to feel again the experience.
Reading this forum my dream is Bernd's. But it's so difficult for my job to be able to go only in working days. (I'm sure one day I'll go but don't think in one or two month). Now I need your kindly help. I'd like so much to try experience like you described in Bernd's. In your opinion if I'll decide to go to Sudbad (Saturday.) could be near? I mean, near and different of Palace or Oase?
I'll follow your advise (hoping to be able soon) is better to go again in Palace (where I felt. In heaven) or could be a great experience (as I'm sure will be Bernd's. If only will open also on Saturday.) to try Sudbad?
Thank a lot guy, I promise a as much as detailed report when I'll be able to go
[QUOTE=Crazy Travel]In your opinion if I'll decide to go to Sudbad (Saturday.) could be near? I mean, near and different of Palace or Oase?
I'll follow your advise (hoping to be able soon) is better to go again in Palace (where I felt. In heaven) or could be a great experience (as I'm sure will be Bernd's. If only will open also on Saturday.) to try Sudbad? [/QUOTE]
Signore,
I am trying to understand your question which is, I think, whether its worthwhile going to Sudbad. I believe you are trying to say as well that your only reference point is Palace as you've not visited any other club.
Bernds is only open from Monday to Friday, closed on weekends. Sudbad is open on weekends and is Bernds sister club (though it doesn't come close to matching Bernds athmosphere). Bernds is unique.
If you are near Koeln or Bonn, these two clubs are both accessible (assuming you have a car). You should know that there are two other possibilities: Samya and Traum-Paradies (more a brothel than a club).
If you are definitely going to be near Frankfurt, one club you should visit but which you've not mentioned is World. Given limited time though, I'd pick Oase over World. Or better yet, go to both.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Signore,
I am trying to understand your question which is, I think, whether its worthwhile going to Sudbad. I believe you are trying to say as well that your only reference point is Palace as you've not visited any other club.[/QUOTE]Thank Jackyo... you are right, when I read again what I wrote is difficult to understand exactly what I need... :) Sorry!
So, yes I have only experienced Palace and Oase.
Reading your post I become excited of Bernd's but for me is quite impossible as I cannot go on working day.
I'm planning to visit soon an FKK and my question is: Sudbad is similiar like atmosphere and emotion to Bernd's?
And anyway, between Palace and Subad which is the best choice in your opinion?
About location i don't think is a problem as I think to rent a car and between Frankfurt and koln is about only 170 Km.
[quote=crazy travel]
i'm planning to visit soon an fkk and my question is: sudbad is similiar like atmosphere and emotion to bernd's?
and anyway, between palace and subad which is the best choice in your opinion?
[quote]
crazy travel,
sudbad is not at all like bernds. it doesn't matter that the same person owns both of them, they are very different. bernds is raw and in your face. there is not much room so anything that happens on the couches is right next to you or across from you. this can happen for you just as quickly as it happens to someone else.
i personally like world the best of the frankfurt three. palace is kind of like a zoo atmosphere and all the animals are walking loose, stalking and striking. everyone seems to be on the prowl. it is all inside a warehouse and more confined. oase is like a labyrinth with areas rep001tered without any thought. if the weather is nice there is more room outside, otherwise it is crowded. the main meeting room is loud and dark. world is a modern mansion with plenty of light and nice places to sit and meet girls. the line up is similar for each place, great to ho-hum.
also, it is not required to have a car. there are lots of trains to get you close to anyplace. ask any question as this is a great place to share current information. enjoy your time.
bob
i’m hesitating to make this report because i am afraid that horny mongerers will now overrun one of the great if somewhat remote bastions of absolute wanton sex. on the other hand i can’t keep this from my fellow aficionados.
one of the threads last week had questions about dietzenbach and led to a discussion of the most easily accessible clubs from fra. obviously palace and oase were mentioned, which got me thinking of other possibilities.
one day last week, i found myself on the way back from asia with an unplanned 8 ½ hour stopover in fra. using the broadband internet connection on the lufthansa flight, i found that there’s a direct high speed ice train from fra to siegburg.
landed in fra at 14:30 p.m., dropped my bag off at the 1st class lounge in terminal 1b, and walked to platform 6 in the fernbahnhof, which is the long range train terminal in the airport, not to be confused with the short range train terminal which is what you would use to go to palace, oase or the zeil.
39 minutes later we arrived in siegburg. i grabbed a cab for the remaining 15 km, and 15 minutes later was ringing the front doorbell at bernd’s. exactly 54 minutes total travel time, which compares favorably with traveling to oase and definitely beats going to pohlheim by public transportation.
i would not recommend this for the budget traveler. total cost was 96 euro roundtrip for the train tickets + 35 euro for the taxis. and that definitely doesn’t compare favorably with the costs for a quickie trip to palace or even oase which are both priced as local trips.
had more than 4 hours to spend in bernd's before heading back for my flight. 2 sessions at bernd’s + travel cost = 300 euro. it’s worth it for the horny atmosphere at bernd’s, which for me now becomes a stopover made in monger heaven.
This is good to know!
This will go into my memory banks immediately for use sometime when I need to escape the FRA airport.
Its amazing how this hobby has led to me carrying around so much trivia relating to how to get to and from certain places in Germany.
I also risk being outed practically every day: I met a German woman yesterday (yes, in real life and not in my unreal one) and when I asked her where she is from she said she was from Hennef.
I was, of course, tempted to say: "Oh yes, Hennef. I've been to Lichtenberg. Just past Calygula and in the cluster of houses to the right. I've stayed at the Hotel Reuter. Also been to a club they call the Hof."
Instead I had to throw up a smoke screen: "Hmm.. is that anywhere near Bonn? Is it anywhere to the east of Koeln, say near Olpe but to the south? Where is it exactly?"
Makes me want to compose a limerick:
There was a woman from Hennef..
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
Its amazing how this hobby has led to me carrying around so much trivia relating to how to get to and from certain places in Germany.
I also risk being outed practically every day: I met a German woman yesterday (yes, in real life and not in my unreal one) and when I asked her where she is from she said she was from Hennef.
I was, of course, tempted to say: "Oh yes, Hennef. I've been to Lichtenberg. Just past Calygula and in the cluster of houses to the right. I've stayed at the Hotel Reuter. Also been to a club they call the Hof."
Instead I had to throw up a smoke screen: "Hmm.. is that anywhere near Bonn? Is it anywhere to the east of Koeln, say near Olpe? Where is it exactly?"
[/QUOTE]
Yes, I know the feeling. I have train schedules, rental car agency numbers, Highway Kreuzs, usual stau places and area maps of NRW, Hessen, and Bavaria all in my overcrowded mind, and could find the way to Oase or Beverly driving a rental car blindolded.
I had a very similar experience to your woman from Hennef...
A few years ago, I was with my then boss at CeBit in Hannover and he heard about this great sauna bath in Bad Homburg where all the people are naked. As his Germany expert, he asked me if we could drive there on one afternoon instead of working the exhibition, with the rental car that the company had hired for us.
I made myself stupid (not so difficult to do) and told him that Hamburg is much too far away to drive back and forth from Hannover in 1 day. I also told him that I am sure that I can find a similar sauna bath closer to Hannover as they are fairly common in Germany and I found one for him in Laatzen.
Of course, after he left Hannover, and I finished at CeBit, I drove the rental car down to Beverly on a miserable winter afternoon for an evening of wanton pleasure, and the next day I drove to Oase (passing by Bad Homburg)on my way to FRA for an afternoon and evening of ogling naked women and more. I no longer work with him but he has never stopped thanking me for going the extra length and finding that sauna bath in Laatzen as it was certainly not in my job description.
Hello,
I am an Asian American male thinking of going to Bernd's while I'm in Colgone. I speak English perfectly but don't speak German, could that be a problem going to Bernards? Are they a pro-German only club? Any help would be apprecaited.. thanks
[QUOTE=Monkey1717]Hello,
I am an Asian American male thinking of going to Bernd's while I'm in Colgone. I speak English perfectly but don't speak German, could that be a problem going to Bernards? Are they a pro-German only club? Any help would be apprecaited.. thanks[/QUOTE]
.. in Duesseldorf as it is most commonly chosen by Japanese firms for a German or European headquarters. I've seen Japanese there and in other clubs in NRW and its never been a problem.
I have a post elsewhere on discrimination in this section of the forum. Its post #921 under the Partytreff thread.
You will manage though you don't speak German but you will get more out of the experience if you do speak German.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. in Duesseldorf as it is most commonly chosen by Japanese firms for a German or European headquarters. I've seen Japanese there and in other clubs in NRW and its never been a problem.
I have a post elsewhere on discrimination in this section of the forum. Its post #921 under the Partytreff thread.[/QUOTE]Thank for your help Jackyo. I certainly will visit now:)
From Koln by train - would the easiest way be to get off at Hennef (Sieg) and then take a cab there?
[QUOTE=Monkey1717]Thank for your help Jackyo. I certainly will visit now:)
From Koln by train - would the easiest way be to get off at Hennef (Sieg) and then take a cab there?[/QUOTE]
From Koeln to Hennef (Sieg) and then a cab.
You can also take a bus (forget the bus number) and walk from the bus stop on the Landstrasse (believe its called Oberdorf) towards the cluster of houses to the right.
Brush your teeth, shave and mind your manners. This advice is not anything beyond what your mother would tell you. Believe me, it goes a long way.
[QUOTE=Monkey1717]Thank for your help Jackyo. I certainly will visit now:)
From Koln by train - would the easiest way be to get off at Hennef (Sieg) and then take a cab there?[/QUOTE]
Jackyo is correct about taking the train to Hennef (Sieg). There are taxi's directly in front of the station. It will cost you about 12-15 euro from there and take about 5-10 minutes. If you take the bus you will need to have a really good sense of direction and a very detailed map because this hof is a regular looking house in a regular looking neighborhood. There is a 28 on the front of the house but that is the only thing the will tell you that you have arrived. For the price of the taxi I suggest you go that way. It will take a lot of pressure off as you would undoubtably wander around loosing time. The bus runs about three times per hour and if you are determined to go that way, you will save a few euros, you can look up the schedule on the German Rail web site [url]http://reiseauskunft.bahn.de/bin/query.exe/e[/url] put in the station you are coming from and going to. When you get the report back you can click on the station. Then go to the other forms of transportation and you will see the bus schedules to Lichtenberg. Just take the taxi, it is easier for everyone, so we don't worry about you wandering around in the dark of night in Lichtenberg cursing your sense of direction and wasting time that would be better spent watching 15 beautiful naked women.
Remember, you are paying the enterance fee to enjoy yourself. Do that! You pay the girl to give you what you want, do that. Have a nice time and let others, especially the girls, know you are enjoying yourself and you will have a very good time. Bernds is tops for a raw FKK. Let us know your experience. Take note of who is there and who you enjoyed the most.
Bob