After an enjoyable experience in Tokyo I was hoping to repeat in Osaka. Had funded some hopes in 2 hostess girls from Kitashinshi that I have known for a little while (my company is a supplier for bars so I do visit them while on business) but it didn't work out. I come to Japan twice per year, and have started to know a few of these girls from upscale places but have only managed to score twice. I am not bad looking, speaks a fair amount of the local lingo, spends on my company (hopefully, because boy these places are super expensive, bills easily get into the 100 to 200 KY just for drinks and girls talking and pouring you drinks) but I guess you need to be a real regular to get a decent scoring ratio.
Anyway having done my RTTF, I decided to visit Hadaka no Ousama based on member #3882 previous experience. Headed there after a late dinner with just basic directions to get there and couldn't find the damn place… What I didn't get is that the street it is on is not really a street, but more a commercial arcade (called Hankyu Higashi Dori Shyotengai). My advice is you want to find without any problems is to print the map included in a previous post and ask locals (Japanese will almost always try to help a lost gaijin) or as suggested by #3882 stop by the information centre outside the JR Osaka Station. They will provide you with a map in Japanese and in English so you can easily decipher the street and shop names. You could also ask a J friend or colleague, but be aware that the name of the place is pretty much self-explanatory so they will know what you are looking after. For the non-Japanese speaker, Hadaka means naked or nude, and Ousama means King so literally it means the king of naked (Japanese experts, you may correct me if I'm wrong, there could be other interpretations with sama as customer)… So don't pretend to be looking for a souvenir shop (well, depends on what kind of souvenir you're after…).
So I decided to visit on the next day, as I didn't have any meeting before 1 pm. Went there late morning and found the place right away. On the same street there is a place called New Japan Sauna (which seems legitimate) not too far, and also a cheap sushi restaurant Genroku (where I "refuelled" after my visit). The current sign is indeed brown and not green as it had been displayed in an earlier post, so here is a new picture to help you.
On the 3rd floor the tout greets you; he is absolutely Gaijin friendly provided that you promise to behave according to the rules (no penetration). Again read the post from member 3882, he is spot on. He will ask you if you know the rules (say "Hai" or "wakarimashita") and keep smiling, and it should let you in. He showed me the options available and I picked the 3P -12000TY deal (me and 2 girls for 30 min). As I was there quite early (11 am, btw the place operates from 10 am to 1 am), the selection was probably not as wide as later in the day but after a few minutes I was introduced to Julia and Yo-u. Julia was tall, slim, with some tattoos, probably a 6 rather than a 7 in my books, and Yo-u was short, a bit too plump for my taste, I'd rate her a 5. Both girls took my hand and led me into a nice room. After sitting they undressed me very gently, folding my clothes, kissing me all over and then started to clean my didi (the hot water spray feels good). Then they made me lie on the bed and the fun started. Massage, kisses, and I played with the better looking Julia (DFK, Daty,..) and let Yo-u do the bbbj. She was actually very skilled and after close to 20 mn (don't know haw I hold it that long) I came in her mouth and you know what, she took it all and never swallowed (well Member 3888 I suspect your girl Minami did the same). Soon after I came the bell ring indicating 7 mn left, so I asked for a 4 hand massage which was a nice way to end the session.
Upon leaving the dude asked me if I was happy with the girls, to which I said "totemo yokatta! = very good). I didn't get to answer the customer survey but was given a discount ticket for my next visit (from 500Y to 1500Y off depending on your session). Now THAT is what I call great Customer Service!!!
I realize this is post looks quite similar to what Member#3882 posted but since Albert Punter couldn't get into this place (too bad, really, but I guess you need to know a little bit of Japanese, the "Hai Hai" answer is not quite enough), I thought I had to confirm that if you are in Osaka, this is for sure a great place to visit.
Have fun!